stardew-valley

[dusty ibex]

are u stupid

[distant sphinx]

cheaper prices than joja

[dusty ibex]

jodie is a bad host

[rotund ferry]

lol she just makes slightly negative comments about her; like her being pale and being too much into the “doom and gloom”

[distant sphinx]

boomer

[warped hamlet]

is that not like just kind human things

[grave mesa]

i wont skin you.. im sorry

[warped hamlet]

you bring a plate to someones dinenr to add to their meal

[robust wind]

She's comfortable enough w you to ask you to bring a fish one time and you gotta hate

[distant sphinx]

Jodi's family eats off the floor 💀

[dusty ibex]

idk if i invite u to dinner im not gonna ask you to provide the food

[minor karma]

That... sucks. Mind your business bitch

[dusty ibex]

yea a lil too comfortable

where was she when i needed some food in the mines

[minor karma]

I don't like Jodi bc she's an incompetent mother who dwells in her regrets like a loser

/srs

[distant sphinx]

I pulled that bass out of a chest that's years old

[dusty ibex]

LOL

[rotund ferry]

LMAOO YOU CAME FOR HER NECK!?

[distant sphinx]

I don't think she should be comfortable with that

[rotund ferry]

ur right tho

[robust wind]

What you gotta say about Lewis asking you to bring truffle oil huh? That takes a pig and an oil makers and the reason he needs it is questionable

[cobalt hare]

I mean i just took it as u cant show up with no gifts

[distant sphinx]

||also forgets about her husbands ptsd||

[dusty ibex]

yea i do say that too

[cobalt hare]

And she wants a fish so i bring a fish

[dusty ibex]

why is he asking me to retrieve his dirty underwear

[distant sphinx]

car lube

[dusty ibex]

i am a lewis hater too fo sure

[rotund ferry]

i’ve been putting this off bc why

not to mention i looked up WHERE it was and ….

[dusty ibex]

if she asked for some wine then id be like ok or maybe some dessert

but it’s the main course

[wild moss]

better than the good ol truffle oil

[cobalt hare]

Well over here fish is kinda a side dish

[dusty ibex]

fair enough

[rotund ferry]

haven’t gotten to that part yet! i’m actually very new to sdv 🤭

[distant sphinx]

I don't do that quest until I'm pretty much done with the game since he asks for it kinda early and I just forget about it

[dusty ibex]

i think jodie did well to work hard and raise her kids whilst her husband went to war

[distant sphinx]

also truffles sell for good money

I'm not wasting that on lewis and his needs

[cobalt hare]

I got nothing against anybody except morris

[distant sphinx]

why

[dusty ibex]

I did those quests bc of the friendship points tbh

[distant sphinx]

he's just a businessman

[dusty ibex]

morris is like jeff bezos

[cobalt hare]

I mean different family different ways

[distant sphinx]

doin business

[cobalt hare]

Hi

Yeah but he doesnt need to be such attitude

[distant sphinx]

Hi there

[warped hamlet]

ratio

[cobalt hare]

Me is new

Just me i guess

[distant sphinx]

https://tenor.com/view/jarvis-iron-man-meme-ok-and-ok-and-gif-ok-and-meme-gif-25161118

[distant sphinx]

Hello welcome!

[ashen flume]

Literally no one reacted wtf

[cobalt hare]

Thanks

[warped hamlet]

shut up its still +1 then his message

[ashen flume]

Its your own reaction

[dusty ibex]

i dont wanna ratio the pickle man

[warped hamlet]

i can upvote my own message

[rotund ferry]

i’m also new! what season/day are you on? i’m on summer day 22 rn

[distant sphinx]

y2347?

just a guess

[warped hamlet]

rookie numbers

[cobalt hare]

I’m on year 2 already and have 10,000 coins 💀

[dusty ibex]

that’s ok

[distant sphinx]

I know

[dusty ibex]

u shouldn’t compare ur save to anyone else’s

[distant sphinx]

they said they were new

[rotund ferry]

i’m like a newbie newbie 💀

oh i was just curious!

[noble yoke]

You got this :D

[rotund ferry]

i’m just happy that i like the game so much lol

[cobalt hare]

I can relate to that lol

[distant sphinx]

I mean you can if you want...

[dusty ibex]

i suppose you can

[cobalt hare]

Sorry, somebody asked

[dusty ibex]

u don’t need to say sorry

[cobalt hare]

👌

[distant sphinx]

[cobalt hare]

so anybody got like 10 sheds of kegs

[distant sphinx]

also why

[rotund ferry]

‘twas just a friendly ask 🫶🏻

[distant sphinx]

yeah most people do

[rotund ferry]

chimken

[distant sphinx]

or at least 10 sheds worth of kegs

[cobalt hare]

Not just me.. ok phew

[dusty ibex]

I’m on #3 but I plan for 5

[cobalt hare]

How do you make kegs?

[dusty ibex]

iron, copper, oak resin, wood

[distant sphinx]

farming level 8 for the recipe

ingredients ^

[cobalt hare]

Oof, sounds expensive

[dusty ibex]

it’s very much worth it though

[cobalt hare]

I see

[distant sphinx]

IT'S FARMING MB

[dusty ibex]

since it’ll give you like 3x the price of a fruit you grow

[distant sphinx]

I'M STUPID TODAY

I'VE MIXED UP STARFRUIT AND STARDROP SO MANY TIMES

[dusty ibex]

it’s ok they be confusing

[distant sphinx]

ALSO I'M YELLING AGAIN

[cobalt hare]

I mean they both start with the word “Star” so..

[distant sphinx]

I also mixed up casks with kegs 💀

and just now farming with foraging

[dusty ibex]

so a lot of people farm fruits and then throw them into kegs to make a lot of money

[cold glacier]

whats better fisher or trapper

[dusty ibex]

like crazy amounts of money

[dusty ibex]

Fisher for sure, crab pots are kinda meh

[distant sphinx]

fisher imo

I never really mess with the crab pots

[cold glacier]

thats what I thought

[fathom belfry]

trappers tend to make money quick, but it's a risky lifestyle

oh, that's what you meant

[carmine umbra]

Ayo 🤨

[cobalt hare]

Thanks, I was about to buy a crab pot 😂

[distant sphinx]

I only used crab pots for perfection

[dusty ibex]

I think you get given a few as a reward anyway

[rotund ferry]

should i upgrade my house asap? i have enough for the first upgrade but is it worth waiting or just biting the bullet?

[cobalt hare]

When i am with you, there's no place i'd rather be~

[distant sphinx]

CoMmUnItY CeNtEr ReWaRd SpOiLeR

[dusty ibex]

yeah it’s a good thing to go for

[ashen flume]

You could wait,get animals and stuff first

[cobalt hare]

Only upgrade if you know that you’ll still have a good amount of money I guess

[carmine umbra]

Bran wtf is ur pfp

[distant sphinx]

focus on upgrading tools and getting farm buildings like coops first

[dusty ibex]

i wouldn’t rush upgrading the house but do it when the times right

[ashen flume]

Unless you really want to get married it can wait

[cobalt hare]

NO PLACE I'D RATHER BE

[dusty ibex]

‘oops’

[rotund ferry]

i have a coop but i definitely need new tools cause chopping down these trees is not it

[ashen flume]

Get a barn and upgrade the coop

[cobalt hare]

You should upgrade the watering can

[cobalt hare]

Oh um .. i like it so i put it as a pfp and took it from someone here

[ashen flume]

Yeah upgrade tools u really need first

[cobalt hare]

Someone wanted wizard and abigail so

[distant sphinx]

||they're hiding||

shhh

[rotund ferry]

okay should i do tools, get a barn, then house upgrade?

[ashen flume]

Yeah that works

[cobalt hare]

Yeah, sounds like a good plan

[fathom belfry]

...I did

[distant sphinx]

I recommend upgrading the watering can then the pickaxe first

[ashen flume]

Theres strawberries too on spring 13

[cobalt hare]

NO PLACE I'D RATHER BE

[rotund ferry]

okay thank you, will do!

[fathom belfry]

bran? who's bran? i only see wizgail

[ashen flume]

Hardwood tho

[cobalt hare]

Btw should I have kids in the game? 😂

Yeah whos bran

[fathom belfry]

not indigo's prodigal child

[distant sphinx]

btw watch the tv for rain since when you upgrade your watering can you won't be able to use it for 2 days

[ashen flume]

Sure why not

[fathom belfry]

are you ready for them?

[wild moss]

there’s an achievement for having two of them but they’re really boring

[rotund ferry]

it’s raining now, should i wait until it’s not raining?

[distant sphinx]

well bye 👋

[cobalt hare]

I’m too young to die 💀

[distant sphinx]

cya later

[fathom belfry]

I'm in year 4, married to Shane for 2 & we've had no kids

I think the drinking has affected him

[rotund ferry]

YOU MARRIED SHANE

[cobalt hare]

Shanes not mentally ready

[dusty ibex]

a lot of people like shane

[cobalt hare]

Shane lol

[rotund ferry]

yeah i’ve seen

[fathom belfry]

my first gameplay, yes.
I've started therapy since then.

[dusty ibex]

im not one of those people sadly

[rotund ferry]

IMCRUINGNGFJ

[fathom belfry]

I'm single af on my second play

[wild moss]

based on your pfp is it safe to assume that that didn’t go so well

[fathom belfry]

my dad's started talking to me since then, so I'll probably pick someone else this time

[fathom belfry]

you're one to talk

[wild moss]

ok

[rotund ferry]

yknow what it took me forever to choose between haley and sebastian so i’m not much better

[wild moss]

that is a fair point

[fathom belfry]

also you should see my art

I made this earlier

I call him Helliottman

[rotund ferry]

HELLIOTT

[proud scaffold]

YEAAA

[cobalt hare]

It’s beautiful 🤩

[warped hamlet]

blocked reported banned

[fathom belfry]

he likes to have fun. you can tell from his lil tongue

[rotund ferry]

wicked witch of the westbound beach i guess

[cobalt hare]

💀

[fathom belfry]

thank you. i went to art school.

[novel thistle]

@fathom belfry You leveled up to Farmer. You're now a prettier shade of blue. Thanks for sticking around!

[fathom belfry]

OMG! this is my proudest moment!

[warped hamlet]

yay!!

[cobalt hare]

👏

[fathom belfry]

I can only thank helliottman for this

[grave mesa]

https://tenor.com/view/yippee-happy-celebration-joy-confetti-gif-25557730

[proud scaffold]

[cobalt hare]

CONGRATS 🎉

[fathom belfry]

this is the way it had to be

thank you to all of you too

[cobalt hare]

Np lol

[fathom belfry]

wouldn't have been able to do it without you, because I would have been talking to myself otherwise

[rotund ferry]

#teamhelliott

[fathom belfry]

although I do do that sometimes

wow, this new shade of blue looks SO good

i laugh at you non-blues

[cobalt hare]

[dusty ibex]

woohoooooo

[fathom belfry]

I'm going to delete my gamefiles now

and just do the joja route

[proud scaffold]

nooo

[distant sphinx]

[rotund ferry]

JOJA ROUTE

[fathom belfry]

only joja would be worthy of this beautiful blue shade

ALL HAIL MORRIS ALL HAIL JOJA

[rotund ferry]

[fathom belfry]

JOJA > YOBA

[fathom belfry]

papa?

[cobalt hare]

YOGA

[viral epoch]

JOJA = YOBA
YOJA

[rotund ferry]

JOBA?

[fathom belfry]

would y'all join my yoba cult?

[proud scaffold]

YES

[cobalt hare]

Maybe lol

[grave mesa]

maybe...

[viral epoch]

absolutley

[cobalt hare]

All hail YOBA!

[fathom belfry]

ok, our first item in the agenda would be to determine a use for the lil yoba room at Pierre's

[rotund ferry]

i’m cracked on 2 rebulls & a chai tea latte i am absolutely cult-worthy

[tight pagoda]

I just found Rice shoots

[fathom belfry]

drink the yoba kool-aid everybody

[cobalt hare]

How much does it cost?

[fathom belfry]

I saw we put a pole in there & party on Fridays

running Gus out of business

[proud scaffold]

omg I just thought of a theory

yoga and yoba sound similar, and the yoga group is next to Pierre's yoba shrine

[fathom belfry]

and destabilizing the SDV local economy

allowing jojamart to fully take over

[proud scaffold]

the yoga group are gods

[fathom belfry]

it's free w/ a joja membership

[fathom belfry]

brilliant you will be my first apostle

[proud scaffold]

let's goo

[warped hamlet]

NI

[viral epoch]

am cult member

[serene walrus]

[proud scaffold]

one sec gotta Google wat an apostol is

[fathom belfry]

it just means you're squad

[proud scaffold]

k

[fathom belfry]

are you spying on our cult meeting?

[serene walrus]

i’m not sure

[fathom belfry]

we should come up w/ a chant, yobis

[proud scaffold]

idk what the full one should be but yoobus is a funny word

also why did chat die help lag

a

[cold glacier]

whats better the forester or the gatherer

[serene walrus]

gatherer

[viral epoch]

gatherer

[fathom belfry]

Yoba Yoba, when the world is ova, we know you'll protect us w/ some Joja soda

[fathom belfry]

#stardew-spoilers is lit rn lol

[proud scaffold]

yea

[river rivet]

hey

i just started trying to grow crops for my farm and I feel like I know nothing

[noble yoke]

Why is that?

[fathom belfry]

feel free to ask questions on here!

[river rivet]

Well I kinda put fences around my farms (I have 3 but 1 is not fenced due to it being green beans) and looks tacky. Cant complain much though since it does still work

[tame cradle]

once fruit trees are mature will they keep producing if I plant normal trees next tothem

cus like they picky about space

[river rivet]

i have 40 ish hours in the game so far

i completed the mine but need to save up money for the flame katana for skull cave

[cold glacier]

I just upgraded my watering can is there any alternatives besides sprinklers?

[noble yoke]

Have you unlocked community center?

[river rivet]

Yes I have it half way done

[noble yoke]

Nice :D

[river rivet]

Fishes are almost done

Working on the crops and will do the friendship one for last

[viral epoch]

buliten board s u c k s

[river rivet]

true

[noble yoke]

Is ||Lava Katana|| worth it?

[river rivet]

I don’t even have a farm thing for my animals yet

[tame cradle]

can I plant flowers in grass

[river rivet]

I’d say for ||skull cave|| yes

[tame cradle]

I'd rather go for ||galaxy hammer||

[river rivet]

I heard you need a lot of staircases tho but the enemy’s there are rly bad without lava katana

[eternal kite]

Show-off!

[river rivet]

oops

lemme check spoiler rules

[viral epoch]

get a ||prismatic shard and get the galaxy sword|| but until then the obsidian edge would work

[tame cradle]

^

[noble yoke]

yeah, I think you have to spoiler ||skull cavern||

[tame cradle]

far better than lava katana, especially with how expensive it is

[river rivet]

My bad

[noble yoke]

I have the money so I bought it lmao

[noble yoke]

It's alright. You just joined, and are getting used to the server.

[warped hamlet]

NO

[tame cradle]

what

also is it just me orrrr does the ||mushroom cave|| stop giving "quality" mushrooms after a while

[charred palm]

Just you

[tame cradle]

because I have not gotten ANY "quality" ones for a whole season now

they're all just basic

[untold hull]

Same ig

[tame cradle]

I think I got quality ones when I first got it though?? confusing

[charred palm]

I don't think it gives quality ones

[untold hull]

Ikr

[neon bobcat]

Yeah, mushroom cave mushrooms are always normal quality.

[untold hull]

Quality like purple and red ones or silver and gold stars?

Cuz they are worth more

Uuh

Nvm ig

[noble yoke]

Pumpkins or Cranberries for kegs?

I think its pumpkins, right?

[viral epoch]

cranberries for kegs i think and pumpkins for jars

[lament path]

Fuck

[warped hamlet]

No way you come back NOW?

[lament path]

We dont have squirrels

[lament path]

My wifi dissappeared

[warped hamlet]

LMAO

Really was eaten by Google

[dusty ibex]

Does the gatherer perk affect this

[cobalt hare]

I see Penny

[serene walrus]

nope it’s always normal q

[dusty ibex]

oh ok

[cobalt hare]

Hey Peachy

[serene walrus]

hi

[dusty ibex]

fruit bats can be iridium though 🌚

[serene walrus]

[cobalt hare]

Why are u #2.5 why is there a .5

[serene walrus]

because

[cobalt hare]

Is there a #2?

[serene walrus]

probably i’m to lazy to check

lmao

[cobalt hare]

Oh well

How are u?

[serene walrus]

😊 good

[lament path]

Had to back read just to understand this

[neon bobcat]

Neither gatherer nor botanist effect it unfortunately.

[proud scaffold]

farm names?

[cobalt hare]

Hello penny

[neon bobcat]

hiii

[cobalt hare]

How was ur movie

[neon bobcat]

It was pretty good!

[crisp light]

Wat I do at winter??1??!?!!??!?!?+??!?+??+?+💀 💀 💀

😩 😩

[serene walrus]

fish, mine, talk to villagers, redecorate farm

[crisp light]

THANK YOUUUUKDKSKDNN OMMGGG

💋 💋

💋

[serene walrus]

[karmic python]

hi

[crisp light]

Hiiii

[karmic python]

😂

also

how do you play this game

[charred palm]

Download it launch it and play it

[karmic python]

wow

[charred palm]

I suggest experiencing it by yourself at first is what I meant x)

Mb

[serene walrus]

if you have any specific questions you can always ask here❤️

[grave mesa]

You farm

[hushed niche]

one more day until i can play stardew again 。゜゜(´Ｏ`) ゜゜。

[neon bobcat]

What are you waiting on?

[hushed niche]

i dont have my computer rn

[neon bobcat]

Ahh

[crystal fiber]

So when I thought the nightmare of… Preserve Jars big shed was over… I have to fill two more

Preserve Jars are so resource expensive

[noble yoke]

As I've said many times before, tie your computer to your waist and put the battery in your backpack.

[hushed niche]

sounds good to me!!!!!!!!

[crystal fiber]

They cost 8,500 per Jar with bought materials

[carmine umbra]

Hi penny!

[hushed niche]

ill just duct tape the monitor to my face

[cobalt hare]

Hi back!

[calm sandal]

why'd you make preserve jars when kegs are better?

[crystal fiber]

Cause

[carmine umbra]

Heyo bran!

[cobalt hare]

Variety <3

[neon bobcat]

Heyo, how's it going?

[calm sandal]

fair

[crystal fiber]

Preserve is for every other crop that is not Ancient Fruit

[carmine umbra]

Pretty good, wbu?

[dusty ibex]

I think preserve jars are better for processing vegetables and also roe

[cobalt hare]

I like jellies too

[crystal fiber]

I preserve Cauliflower, Melon, and Pumpkins.

[cobalt hare]

I wanna eat them

[carmine umbra]

I have an empty shed that i have yet to know what to put in it.. probably Kegs

[neon bobcat]

Good thanks. I'm munching on popcorn

[cobalt hare]

Imagine a ancient fruit jelly like woah

Delicious

[noble yoke]

Do you get fishing xp for finding/opening a chest?

[crystal fiber]

And Keg Ancient Fruit and age the wine then sell regular quality while the cellar is busy

[calm sandal]

they do be better with vegs but for profit driven perspective, i'd just go keg the fruit

[frail lynx]

||my question is how does one find snow yam without looking at the wiki
Like who is just gonna be waling around and be liek "omg lets use our hoe to dig up random tentacle things?!?!?||

[cobalt hare]

Lava eel roe turned into jelly looks yummy

Hmm red jelly

It does sound yummy

[neon bobcat]

I don't believe so.

[frail lynx]

I read ancient fruit jelly and I go- MOLDY JELLY EW

[hushed niche]

because they grab your attention typically

[crystal fiber]

Can you imagine Cauliflower Juice tho? That probably smells like liquid farts.

[thorn kite]

Because hoe is very important

[noble yoke]

Thanks :D

[hushed niche]

without the wiki the game is mostly trial and error i suppose

[cobalt hare]

The fruit is ancient but jelly isnt its fresh i promise

[frail lynx]

YEAH BUT WHO WOULD USE THEIR HOE TO DIG IT UP

[crystal fiber]

I mean

[cobalt hare]

mobile players welcomed here ?

[noble yoke]

Of course!

[crystal fiber]

How can a freshly harvested fruit taste foul just because it’s an old specimen?

[frail lynx]

I've probably spent more time on the Stardew Wiki than on the actual game itself

[dusty ibex]

everyone is welcome here

except maybe pierre lovers

[cobalt hare]

this game is so fun fr

[frail lynx]

Well I read ancient and it didn't click that it wasn't actually ancient

[hushed niche]

and maybe clint lovers depedning on whether or not i like your nanme

[calm sandal]

we aint welcoming pirated sdv

[frail lynx]

Even people who don't play sdv

[crystal fiber]

Totally not beneficial biologically speaking. Fruits need to taste good so other animals can eat them and shit out the seeds

[cobalt hare]

some ppl cant buy yk

[neon bobcat]

Hi, welcome!

[calm sandal]

rule stated it, im not being egoist here.

[dusty ibex]

yea

[noble yoke]

Fisher or Trapper

[frail lynx]

True

[dusty ibex]

if u pirate it, just be quiet about it

[crystal fiber]

Trapper

[frail lynx]

But once humans came along and started waste water treatment-

[dusty ibex]

Fisher is what 90% of people will say

[harsh eagle]

Is stardew getting any more updates?

[cobalt hare]

Well im using the family shared thingy for steam is that counted

[hushed niche]

no 😔

[frail lynx]

yes ofc i hope so

WAIT WHA

[harsh eagle]

Conflicting answers lmao

[frail lynx]

idk man

[hushed niche]

as far as i know, ca is working on a diff game now

[frail lynx]

It's too good of a game to stop having updates

[neon bobcat]

Hi! Right now CA is mostly focused on developing Haunted Chocolatier, but he hasn't ruled out updates in the future.

[crystal fiber]

Fisher sucks cause, are you gonna fish all the time? You can trap for cheaper now.

[dry bear]

sequel?

[hushed niche]

#haunted-chocolatier

no not a sequel lol

[dry bear]

stardew valley 2: stardewier

[frail lynx]

Has the game released

[cobalt hare]

i still think 7$ is rly cheap for all the content

[hushed niche]

no its still in dev

[frail lynx]

Ong that's what it should be called

[cobalt hare]

but some ppl just cant afford that or have no way of transfering it into steam

[frail lynx]

Isn't CA a solo dev

[frail lynx]

I mean GOG

[cobalt hare]

yea

[cobalt hare]

when i mean steam i just mean online in general lol

[frail lynx]

Yeah so he needs the support

[harsh eagle]

Thanks, guess hc will be my stardew 2.0

[dry bear]

kids that actually grow up and arent cursed with eternal youth would be cool but really hard to code considering how the game works

[cobalt hare]

not everybody has the money

I assume the library family share thing for steam is fine

[calm sandal]

u can dm mod mail if u re disagree on this piracy rule, almost every official games had similar perspective

[frail lynx]

I forgot how that worked

[cobalt hare]

no i do agree it shouldnt be mentioned

just saying, some ppl cant buy it

[cobalt hare]

Just 1 person needs to buy it and he can share with 1 other account

[dry bear]

is mentioning cdkeys disallowed

[hushed niche]

considering CA is in this server, itd be a little bit of a slap in the face if the rules were fine with people pirating (°▽°)

[cobalt hare]

As long as he isnt online that is

[limpid vessel]

best way to do the weekly quest (willy's 100 bug meat)

[high knoll]

Ayo i dont know where to put this but i think theres a bug on the nintendo switch store ezio collection is sort of free

[limpid vessel]

I'm trying to just go through the mines but I'm getting really unlucky today

[dusty ibex]

if you can’t afford the game, it’s ok to not play it

im not gonna look down on pirates though

[high knoll]

Have you tried asking the tv what your luck is

[dry bear]

Pretty sure it’s on the xbox pc game pass but idk

[abstract hinge]

I dont think the amount of monster spawn is affected by luck

[hushed niche]

it is! thats how i play it

[dry bear]

good service sponsored by microsoft

[high knoll]

What chu tryna get out of the mine

[calm sandal]

dont u need to buy more when xbox pass expired?

[cobalt hare]

yes

[abstract hinge]

If you cant buy the game u can borrow til u can afford

[cobalt hare]

raid shadow legends

[calm sandal]

aw dat succ

[cobalt hare]

wdym borrow

[abstract hinge]

Steam

[cobalt hare]

BORROW?

[dry bear]

Thats typically how subscriptions work

[abstract hinge]

Family sharing

[cobalt hare]

Ah yep

Until u can buy it

[calm sandal]

im situated in family where none of them playing games

[cobalt hare]

U can share with another guy who bought it

[abstract hinge]

Nah someone trying to kill bug meats r8

[calm sandal]

theres no 'family sharing" 😂

[dry bear]

It still saves your data though so you dont have to completely restart if you lose the gamepass

[abstract hinge]

Yea saves are on a different folder

[cobalt hare]

i dont think nobody would borrow u their account lol

like, u can do it w teamviewer but still hella dangerous and easy to get scammed

Its called family share but only to 1 other account like why

[dry bear]

What family has more than 2 computers in their house

[warped hamlet]

..i have 4 laptops

[frail lynx]

WHAT

WAIT HOW

SHOW ME IN DMS

[noble yoke]

gamer family

[abstract hinge]

Steam sharing It doesnt have any security problem, i dont mind borrowing games to my friend. I dont even mind buy them games, the fucking problem is they dont fucking play it and ghosted me

[cobalt hare]

For steam at least

[hushed niche]

ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ hmmm i have noooo idea

[abstract hinge]

Steam Family Sharing

[frail lynx]

teach

I tried to do it but I got lost half way through

[warped hamlet]

tjeres also steam remote play

[abstract hinge]

Cant rn

[warped hamlet]

idk if sdv supports tho

[eager spear]

can i ||just put my slimes outside and not inside the hutch||

[dry bear]

certified moment

[abstract hinge]

People do that

[calm sandal]

u can but theres a catch, u need to make 2 tile thicc fences so they dont escape (or breed randomly), even so, if the slimes outside reach certain amount, theres a chance some disappear after sleep

[noble yoke]

Is this decent?

[warped hamlet]

yes

ayy thats post cc content iirc

[abstract hinge]

Yeshh

[noble yoke]

My fish?

[warped hamlet]

nvm its not

[frail lynx]

Has anyone here done the steam fam sharing

[calm sandal]

if u gonna breed diamond slime, better make some pasture with 2 tile fences each

[cobalt hare]

How do you breed slimes?

[warped hamlet]

so frist u get 2 slimes

then you right click them with wheat

/j

[abstract hinge]

What is diamond slime

[wild moss]

slime that’s white and drops diamonds

[cobalt hare]

Interesting, I’m gonna try and do that lol

[wild moss]

you have to specifically breed them to have the right colors

[abstract hinge]

Eh where to find it

Never found onr

One

[calm sandal]

u mix male and female slimes and boom

[crystal fiber]

: S-senpai

[wild moss]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0p3bwkuyDN4

[abstract hinge]

Thanks, bookmarked

[noble yoke]

Is this worth it, and if so why?

[warped hamlet]

i mean

you keep the wood

[quiet compass]

yeah then you get the bucket and milk the diamonds

[torn bolt]

Well, you can keep the wood.

[frail lynx]

[warped hamlet]

so if u want /need wood is good

[frail lynx]

WTH

[abstract hinge]

Happy robin is always worth it

[frail lynx]

MILK THE DIAMONDS?

[wild moss]

you can just buy the wood

[frail lynx]

DIAMONDS ARE MAMMALS?

[warped hamlet]

fr??

[wild moss]

in year 1 wood is cheap as shit so if you’re in year 1 do that

[abstract hinge]

L.aoo

[wild moss]

unless you don’t have money lol

but if you do 10k for a stack of wood is very worth it

that’s like 30 kegs

[charred palm]

Haha Lenin thanks.
Now my plans are set for fall and winter y1
Money , wood.
Entering y2 like a pro lmao

[quiet compass]

to me, entering year 2 is like the first time i went to middle school

[hushed niche]

oh do tell

[quiet compass]

expectations high but you get crippled by the fact that everything you thought you could do was fake

year 2 is just year 1 but more stressful

its quite a bother and because i prefer having hair i prefer to skip year 2 and go straight to year 3

[dusty ibex]

i quite enjoy year 2

year 1 is like ur setting up the foundations and year 2 is when u really get to shape ur world

but to each their own

[calm sandal]

actually year 2 is easier for me cuz i'd never bother CC stuff by then

[quiet compass]

honestly i think skipping years 1-5 is resonable

year 6 is way better

[hushed niche]

can you

skip years

[abstract hinge]

sleep

Basically you are having a coma lol

[hushed niche]

ah of course

[quiet compass]

just like real life xd

[cobalt hare]

Yo strx

i have been awakened

Wizgail

[calm sandal]

mining is my year 2 priority and getting progressive with storyline so i can unlock ||infinity stone maker||

[remote agate]

Hi guys. I just unlocked the 8tile sprinklers. What should I do with my 4tile ones?

[quiet compass]

omg hi!!!

[tame cradle]

hey so what if I complete a ||community bundle|| but didn't retrieve my reward first

[quiet compass]

so beautiful

[tame cradle]

do I just lost it orr...

[cobalt hare]

It is i, wizgail aka bran

[quiet compass]

welp 😟 the rewards arent too substantial

[tame cradle]

really???

[abstract hinge]

Well well

[tame cradle]

do I just lose the shit

[cobalt hare]

I havent seen u in awhile

How are u?

[tame cradle]

????

[abstract hinge]

I mean the rewards are cheap so

[quiet compass]

i was here the other day 💀

[quiet compass]

good

[cobalt hare]

what

[tame cradle]

annoying ugh

[quiet compass]

yeah. what did you lose anyways?

[cobalt hare]

I mustve missed u, i am apologise

[tame cradle]

just a charcoal kiln so like it's sort of whatever I guess but that's stupid

[quiet compass]

it is dumb

[cobalt hare]

That is marvelous, what are ur plans for today

God i sound like a stalker

[quiet compass]

i think the best reward you can get is a bit of food sooo

[quiet compass]

oh absolutely

[cobalt hare]

I am apologise

[warped hamlet]

it might be in lewis lost and found?

[cobalt hare]

Pls forgiven me

[tame cradle]

ah.

[quiet compass]

i always forget about that twit

[cobalt hare]

Strx dont ignorance me

[quiet compass]

what

[remote agate]

Should I just sell those?

[jovial rock]

wizgail moment

[quiet compass]

fr 😭

[cobalt hare]

Cant relation

[warped hamlet]

uhm, i dont think they sell for much, just keep in chest for another day i gues 🤷‍♂️

[hushed niche]

wow epic correction

[quiet compass]

I mean, you can still use the 4-tile ones

[cobalt hare]

epik

[quiet compass]

ikr i hate it when peoples mispoke theyre words dont you

[hushed niche]

so true

[jovial rock]

[hushed niche]

hi janson

[quiet compass]

elliot

😩

[cobalt hare]

Hi janson my man

[quiet compass]

hi janson
shane is mid /j

[jovial rock]

hello

[cobalt hare]

He bout to right u

[hushed niche]

shane is chickhgen

[cobalt hare]

I'm just here to lurk

[quiet compass]

you talked; THAT is not lurking

[cobalt hare]

popcorn?

[jovial rock]

only reason I like Shane cause depressed

[quiet compass]

so relatable

[jovial rock]

[cobalt hare]

Janson gon fight u

[quiet compass]

[cobalt hare]

[quiet compass]

Elliot is so smexy

[cobalt hare]

I'm just confused as heck rn, got off of Animal Crossing now I'm not sure what to do.

Abigail is lovely

[quiet compass]

ha i was just playing animal crossing as well, what a coincidence

Abby is nice i suppose

[silent kayak]

RAINE PFP

[quiet compass]

RAINE PFP?

[silent kayak]

RAINE PFP !

[cobalt hare]

RAINE??

[quiet compass]

JADE

YOU KNOW RAINE IS THE BEST

[silent kayak]

I DO KNOW

[cobalt hare]

I'm sorry but I hate her because she always wins the Egg Festival

[silent kayak]

RAINE IS 💯

[cobalt hare]

U can always look up egg festival route and beat abigail to the ground
I mean what

[jovial rock]

only time abigail beat me in egg hunt was my first year

[silent kayak]

LMAO yeah i always look up route maps

[quiet compass]

they are sweet as

[quiet compass]

ive never lost

[silent kayak]

THEY AREE theyre so cute and pathetic and gender and awkward and brilliant

[quiet compass]

thats why i relate so much

theyre just like me !!

[cobalt hare]

flex

well after the first egg festival i ever participated in
I never went to another again

[silent kayak]

WE 🥺

[quiet compass]

WE

[jovial rock]

strawberry seeds

[quiet compass]

yum

[cobalt hare]

I can always use cjb item spawn menu i mean huh

[jovial rock]

I always use tractor mod

[quiet compass]

im a console user 💀

[cobalt hare]

Tractor mod is so good man no cap

[cobalt hare]

Its ok

[hushed niche]

forklift mod when

[cobalt hare]

move buildings with forklift when

[hushed niche]

can i forklift clint's entire house

[cobalt hare]

forklift the entire town to ur farm

[quiet compass]

gay frog mod whenq

[jovial rock]

forklift cc when

[cobalt hare]

Am I the only one who wants the marriage rivals to be happy together with each other?

[quiet compass]

care to elaborate?

[hushed niche]

what

[delicate breach]

I cant be the only one using a copper pickaxe by year 3...right?

[cobalt hare]

Well for example, them marrying each other

[quiet compass]

Excuse me
W H A T

[hushed niche]

i keep forgetting that clint exists so thats gonna be me in 2 years

[jovial rock]

[cobalt hare]

U use pickaxes?

[quiet compass]

@delicate breach my friend please stop you are hurting yourself so much

[delicate breach]

hey dw I already got to floor 120 lol

[hushed niche]

i forgor 😔

[quiet compass]

||Sk- skull cavern?||

[delicate breach]

no

[hushed niche]

plus smelting stuff is sooo soososoos tedious

me lazyyy

[quiet compass]

he is so attractive

[delicate breach]

I should tho lol

[quiet compass]

crafts 50 furnaces

[cobalt hare]

What cavern?

Is this seasoned farmers or is it me

[quiet compass]

This is gay farmers chat

[charred palm]

Bran don't make this to us 😭

[cobalt hare]

Hey

[quiet compass]

pain dalla pain 💀

[charred palm]

Fr 😭
Look at that wizardly

Rock eater x Junimo Lover

[quiet compass]

WHERHWHSRBE

like father like daughter

[timid saffron]

should i invest in joja warehouse or community center?

[warped hamlet]

your choice!

there the same rewards

[jovial rock]

what he said

[charred palm]

If it's your first playthrough I heavily recommend community center

[quiet compass]

idk I recommend f**king everyone and leaving the valley

[cobalt hare]

Wizgail isnt nice?

[quiet compass]

its beautiful

[charred palm]

Wizgail is nice but cursed
Bran is better

[cobalt hare]

Im hurt dalla

how could u

[jovial rock]

(real)

[charred palm]

I'm sorry wizgail but

This is just too much magic for me

[hushed kindle]

Hewwo c':

[quiet compass]

Hi!!

[jovial rock]

hi

[quiet compass]

[lament path]

Hi

[quiet compass]

Raine

[hushed kindle]

Sorry to ask, can somebody help me with installing SVE in DMS or technical support

[hushed kindle]

Rain is short for Rainbows aha

[lament path]

Other raine

[cobalt hare]

are u happy now

[quiet compass]

i dont think this is the correct channel

[quiet compass]

Right thats fair

[cobalt hare]

#archived-modded-support

[charred palm]

OMG IT'S BRAN

[quiet compass]

Raisin bran

[hushed kindle]

I made a post in technical support, just tryina figure out what I'm doing wrong aha, but thanks xD

[charred palm]

it's been so long

[cobalt hare]

Theres a problem with wizgail and now ur making fun of me

[charred palm]

No Bran

No I'm real

[frail lynx]

All my accounts have the same name it's kinda sad

[jovial rock]

athu

[cobalt hare]

raisin bran?

[hushed niche]

yumyt

[frail lynx]

no its different

[charred palm]

Like this pfp is just so pretty
Wizgail looks like I'll get sent in the same world as Morris

[cobalt hare]

[quiet compass]

wizgail is shawty

[charred palm]

I love you sowy 😔

[frail lynx]

Not me trying to edit the save files to give me unlimited energy

[cobalt hare]

Ill just name my ingame name now

[charred palm]

👀

[cobalt hare]

to wizgail

[tight pagoda]

I'm thinking about drawing my character and making an oc out of them tomorrow maybe when I aint feeling tired and sick from wine lol

[quiet compass]

thats what food is for

[tight pagoda]

But LiKe I can't find good pose references 😭

[quiet compass]

Yes!! Thats a wonderful idea

ive given up on drawing my ocs

[tight pagoda]

I still draw my ocs and try to get commissions

[cobalt hare]

I love me too..
Wait i dont nvm

[tight pagoda]

I'm starting to post on deviantart again

[cobalt hare]

Elaineeee

[hushed niche]

i made the mistake of just randomizing my farmer cuz i didnt have any ideas THEN making a character out of them, like a fool

[grave mesa]

I can't remember, lets say you have a bunch of grass during the fall. Obv it disappears in winter, but does that grass reappear in its same position in the spring?? I feel I remember it does, either that or I'm insane

[quiet compass]

oh nice! Can i have you deviantart to see?

[hushed niche]

and now the corresponding character looks nothing like my actual farmer

[grave mesa]

Yo queen

[quiet compass]

spdrvahfbe

[frail lynx]

Aight I felt I was cheating so I just ended up changing all the quest objectives

[cobalt hare]

They didnt like wizgail and making fun of bran now

[fathom belfry]

who didn't like wizgail?

[grave mesa]

LMFAOO Wizgail is a cool ass name

[tight pagoda]

Sure! I'll dm it to you, I sadly can't change my name cuz it's from 3 years ago and I can't pay the core thing

[fathom belfry]

do abizard then

[cobalt hare]

Someone said wizgail looks like shes about to send u to another dimension

[quiet compass]

Alright lol

[fathom belfry]

that sounds dope though

[frail lynx]

How to post images

[hushed niche]

you need level 10 first

[keen mauve]

level up

[cobalt hare]

Isnt it level 5

[hushed niche]

but before then you can post them in #images-and-memes

[cobalt hare]

Idk i forgor

[hushed niche]

me too man

[cobalt hare]

I am sadded now

[fathom belfry]

you've had quite the identity crisis today

[torn bolt]

Not sure if it reappears in the same spot. However, I believe that a good trick is to plant some grass starters everywhere in winter 28 and when you wake up in spring 1 you will have a shit ton of grass.

[grave mesa]

both are fine names queen

[cobalt hare]

Mainly ur fault

U framed me

[fathom belfry]

it has been fun

[grave mesa]

Ohh smart ok thanks. So I should prob harvest all my grass before Winter so that I have hay?

[torn bolt]

It is level 5, yeah.

[fathom belfry]

don't do the crime if you can't do the time, bucko

[cobalt hare]

Still dont know who this indigo guy is

[frail lynx]

I LVOE PICKLED PUMPKINS

[fathom belfry]

lol, too late for that

[keen mauve]

indigo chicken

[fathom belfry]

that's your papa

[cobalt hare]

I have a papa?

[keen mauve]

noq

[cobalt hare]

i am saddeded

[torn bolt]

Exactly. Make sure to have your silos full before winter ✨

[keen mauve]

why wouldn't your silos be full

[frail lynx]

wheat is so easy to get

[grave mesa]

Yup okay thanks queen

[fathom belfry]

I haven't needed a silo yet, I never cut down the grass

and it has overtaken my farm

sometimes I can't find my animals

[hushed niche]

relatable

[fathom belfry]

those lil babies feed themselves

[torn bolt]

Suree ✨

[keen mauve]

i built a stone fence around everything so my grass dkdnt overgrow

[torn bolt]

It is mainly for winter and raining days since animals won't leave their coop/barn.

[keen mauve]

ye

[fathom belfry]

I'm still using Marnie's random gifted hay for those days

[keen mauve]

wow.

[urban crystal]

lonely rock guarentees iridium for perfect catch and gold for normal catch right?

[fathom belfry]

but once I get the silo, I'll be able to feed all of stardew valley for a year

the animals, anyway

[torn bolt]

Well, it of course depends on the amount of animals you have.

[robust wind]

Silos are def worth it I'd build one before winter and scythe that grass

[fathom belfry]

I'm going to be scything the last 3 days of fall probably

[cobalt hare]

I plant fence on my grass so it will grow

[fathom belfry]

it's SO much

[quiet compass]

smart

[keen mauve]

lmaoo

lewis golden statue

free 750g

[cobalt hare]

Yeah raisin bran

stickberry

[quiet compass]

PSHDHSHSS

[fathom belfry]

i hate raisins

[quiet compass]

sticky

[quiet compass]

theyre decent

[cobalt hare]

tsk

[fathom belfry]

I'm a grape purist

[cobalt hare]

No ur pewis

[fathom belfry]

that too

[cobalt hare]

No ur a cult leader

[fathom belfry]

that too

[cobalt hare]

So um sdv

Favourite flooring

[quiet compass]

Uhh

joja flooring

[jovial rock]

wood

[hushed niche]

floor

[charred palm]

Igloo

[upper pasture]

stone

[cobalt hare]

um

[fathom belfry]

I can't post it 'cause it's post-10 heart

[cobalt hare]

well favourite path

[hushed niche]

...path

[upper pasture]

i-

stone

yes

[cobalt hare]

yes path

[jovial rock]

brick

[cobalt hare]

path floor u know whatever

[upper pasture]

what about animal

[cobalt hare]

i can already see in ur pfp

[upper pasture]

:)

[cobalt hare]

A chicken duh

[jovial rock]

a chicken

[upper pasture]

i will throw muself

blue chicken

[cobalt hare]

Hehehe

That chicken looking really beaky

[upper pasture]

fr

bit too yellow too

[cobalt hare]

Mm has a bowtie damn so classy

Anyway sdv right um favourite ring

Napalm for sure i like to see enemies explode into nothing

[upper pasture]

me not remembering any of their names

[jovial rock]

slime charmer ring, yes I have a slime hutch

[upper pasture]

their

ooo yes

[fathom belfry]

the glow ring

[cobalt hare]

Nothing wrong with a slime hutch

Especially for someone who likes shane i mean loves shane

[quiet compass]

Waste of tile space :p

[upper pasture]

shane is a beauty

[quiet compass]

Almost as good as elliot

[cobalt hare]

we shall not question the shane simps

[upper pasture]

fr

[jovial rock]

I wanna demolish it but I'm gonna regret it

[cobalt hare]

It does look good behind some set of trees hidden away from ur farm

[lyric cape]

damn

[upper pasture]

wait opinions on hailey

[quiet compass]

Especially at night

[lyric cape]

i just spent 20 min meeting random ppl

[quiet compass]

hot mean girl uh yes

[upper pasture]

😔

[jovial rock]

I have 4 hearts on everybody except Haley

[upper pasture]

mood

she sucks ass

[jovial rock]

she only has 2

[lyric cape]

Abigal is my typa gal

[cobalt hare]

Mm whos hailey

[upper pasture]

honestly yeah

[fathom belfry]

this does it for you?

[upper pasture]

🧍‍♀️

[cobalt hare]

WHOS ABIGAL

[upper pasture]

beautiful

[fathom belfry]

we shall

[jovial rock]

I love that man

[cobalt hare]

Ok janson why do u love shane

[lyric cape]

she has purp hair

[upper pasture]

i only like how the icon looks

[jovial rock]

I love Shane cause he relates to me

[cobalt hare]

[fathom belfry]

ah don't back out now

[keen mauve]

lmaooo

[upper pasture]

godamn

[warped hamlet]

suicidal.. alcoholic ?

[cobalt hare]

Are u sure.. ur a chicken

[upper pasture]

fedora gang

[keen mauve]

ayyy

[upper pasture]

ayeeeeee

[jovial rock]

yes I am sure

[keen mauve]

no way

[fathom belfry]

no, lives with his aunt

[upper pasture]

bay chickens are adorable

[keen mauve]

[upper pasture]

bay 💀

[cobalt hare]

bay?

[upper pasture]

baby*

[keen mauve]

bay

[cobalt hare]

yo i got a bay pig

[jovial rock]

bay

[keen mauve]

me when bay

[upper pasture]

why did i think u meant gay

[cobalt hare]

im bout to buy me some bay cows

[jovial rock]

look at this, I have a bay duck

[upper pasture]

gay bay duck

[cobalt hare]

alright lets stop what if he attack us and we explode

[upper pasture]

👀

[cobalt hare]

He does have a weird ass chicken pfp

chimken

[upper pasture]

with a bowtie*

[quiet compass]

GUYS I JUST GOT A GAY PIG IM SO PROUD

[upper pasture]

GAY PIGS?

[cobalt hare]

So 2 male pigs and u got a bay pig?

[lyric cape]

😅

[quiet compass]

yYes

[upper pasture]

give give give

[quiet compass]

i am the gay pig /hj

[upper pasture]

leg pics 📸

[quiet compass]

cuteee

[keen mauve]

new furniture aquired

[upper pasture]

👁️

[fathom belfry]

that floor is doooope

[upper pasture]

hottest floor

ngl

[quiet compass]

👁️

[upper pasture]

👁️ 👁️

[hushed niche]

👁️ 👁️👁️

[quiet compass]

👄

[cobalt hare]

So i know what "/j" means
Whats "/hj"

[quiet compass]

hon when

[lyric cape]

illuminatti?

[upper pasture]

👁️ 👁️ 👄 👁️ 👁️

[quiet compass]

horny jam
i mean half joking

[cobalt hare]

Oh nice raisin berry

[hushed niche]

half joking, lh means lighthearted, there are a bunch of them just google tone indicators

[upper pasture]

o crap i gtg

[fathom belfry]

[hushed niche]

byee!!

[upper pasture]

bye bye

[cobalt hare]

yo see u soon kc its been nice bay

[quiet compass]

||die you dumbarse /lh||

[upper pasture]

it has hasnt it

[jovial rock]

bye chicken friend

[hushed niche]

[quiet compass]

byeeee

[cobalt hare]

Our chimken with a bowtie

[quiet compass]

[cobalt hare]

And calls his child bay

I mean baby

[lyric cape]

Just spent my first 20 min in game greeting 28 ppl and died from eating nothing but Sap.

[cobalt hare]

imagine eating sap

[fathom belfry]

[warped hamlet]

imagine NOT eating sap

[hushed niche]

yumyyy

[quiet compass]

Mmm sap scrumptious

[hushed niche]

sap is almost as good as mayonaise

[jovial rock]

yum sap

[cobalt hare]

man sap is so yummy i cant resist

[quiet compass]

yes, almost as good as strawberry seeds too

[cobalt hare]

I got 999 sap and im not afraid to eat em all

[fathom belfry]

[lyric cape]

haha

[proud scaffold]

ring of sap

[warped hamlet]

what are those four

[lyric cape]

i missed the big box of seeds on my living room floor

[warped hamlet]

..how

[fathom belfry]