stardew-valley

[novel thistle]

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[hollow hornet]

wtf jack

[crude tapir]

LMFAOOO

[cobalt hare]

Answered ur own question

[warped hamlet]

sorry just wanted t feel incldued

[hollow hornet]

LMAO

[charred palm]

🐼 , you'll settle with this emoji because I lack some clevage (nitro) in my life xD

[crude tapir]

why is panda

[ashen flume]

Three times

[hollow hornet]

when is panda

[cobalt hare]

Why is panda

how is panda

[crude tapir]

LMFAOOOO yeah

[crude tapir]

what is panda

[glad ridge]

I CAN ASK ALEX TO DANCE OMG

he said no im quitting the game

[cobalt hare]

Hurts doesnt it

[crude tapir]

HELPP

[warped hamlet]

ASK haley

[crude tapir]

aks

[warped hamlet]

it will end well she says yes i promise

[glad ridge]

she said "ew no"

[ashen flume]

Thats why the flower dance its painful

[warped hamlet]

why cant i say no to them

[crude tapir]

flower dance y1 💔💔💔

[warped hamlet]

the should see how it feels

[glad ridge]

imma have to ask demetrius 😔😔😔

[crude tapir]

😨

[minor karma]

Fuck the flower dance

[cobalt hare]

ask everyone smh my head

[warped hamlet]

true

even the shop is useles

100% worst event

[ornate gorge]

how does the community center work? What are bundles?

[cobalt hare]

the shop is great wdym, best plants

[charred palm]

For people who don't have friends

[crude tapir]

Valid

[glad ridge]

BRO WHAT EVERY SINGLE PERSON I ASK SAYS NO AM I THAT UGLY BRO

[charred palm]

That's just the way of life man

[warped hamlet]

so you gotta go find/collect those items, once you get them, drag them into it, when you complete bundles you get a reward, when yuo complete all 5 bundles you get bigger reward

[ashen flume]

You donate items to each bundle,when you complete all bundles in a room you get a cool reward,but each individual bundle gives some items too

[cobalt hare]

So a random "stranger" asks if u wanna dance. U say ?

[charred palm]

Not really random

[noble yoke]

||get gud||

[warped hamlet]

i say yes, i could make a life long friend

[ornate gorge]

oh

[charred palm]

It's a small community we can't really compare this "stranger" with strangers of cities etc

[cobalt hare]

You should start by checking out what items are being asked for in the community center. Do you know how to do that?

[ornate gorge]

no

[ashen flume]

Theres a button to the right of your inventory to check it

[grave mesa]

How do I feed the fucking ||lava eel|| in my fish pond 💔

[charred palm]

When you are in the community center what do you see

[cobalt hare]

Okay so go inside the community center and go into the room on the left. There should be a square on the floor

[minor karma]

WE'RE ALL UGLY Y1

[ashen flume]

You dont need to,they just eat...water ig?

[cobalt hare]

u just do

[ornate gorge]

im not ingame atm

[grave mesa]

FR?

[glad ridge]

this is a goofy ahh dance what are they doing bro

[grave mesa]

Fuck yeah lets go

[minor karma]

WE GLOW UP BY Y2

[cobalt hare]

If it's in gibberish, you'll need to check your mail the next day and talk to the wizard

[charred palm]

Alright let us know when you are

[ornate gorge]

but ill remember

[minor karma]

Hell, we glow up by autumn

[glad ridge]

they slomo dancing bruh what

[ashen flume]

Yeah they dont eat for whatever reason

[cobalt hare]

Holy active chat

[ornate gorge]

u can wait 10 hrs

[charred palm]

Wasting your time

[grave mesa]

Why's it say population 1/1 tho... am I only allowed to have 1 fish in my fish pond

[crude tapir]

You don’t need to feed them, they’ll ask for items after few days and then the capacity expands and so until it reaches 10

[minor karma]

Bro I'mma make Sebastian mine by mid-fall Y1, we boutta marry

[charred palm]

Probably won't be me but people will still help

[cobalt hare]

lava eel built different

[glad ridge]

someone hel;p me glow up 😦

[cobalt hare]

Like... appearance wise?

[ashen flume]

Theyre gonna ask for items eventually to raise that number

[glad ridge]

i need an irl glow up too if u watch my star dew valleys streams 😭

[charred palm]

You lost the lottery , jkjk just get good friendship with the characters

[grave mesa]

Oohhh

[charred palm]

Ah damn

[grave mesa]

I c i c, thank you queens

[ashen flume]

Np

[crude tapir]

Yeah if you’re unlucky your lava eel is going to ask for basalt or sum, imo that’s harder than when they want the scroll 💀

[trail nest]

hi new farmers

[cobalt hare]

omg you're just a kid lmao you've still got plenty of years to grow up

[molten compass]

Yo how do i get the ||trash bear||

[glad ridge]

lol

[crude tapir]

y3 iirc

[ashen flume]

Year 3 he just kinda shows up

[molten compass]

Oki doki

[crude tapir]

Hell appear in cindersap forest

Near the sewers basically

[molten compass]

Im on winter 3rd of year two

[ashen flume]

Oh nice

[crude tapir]

Ah then not too far to meet him 👍

[molten compass]

Wait is the ||trash bear the same as the normal bear?||

Like the one you give syrup to

[ashen flume]

Nah theyre different

[molten compass]

Kk

[cobalt hare]

I keep forgetting to talk to the trash bear lol

[molten compass]

Thx yall

[warped hamlet]

Same tbh

[grave mesa]

WTF

THEY wasNT SCROLLS TOO?

im fucked

[warped hamlet]

Just get better tbh

[lament path]

U mean the squirrel thing?

[warped hamlet]

Squirrel thing ....? 😨

[upper pasture]

wait in the secret woods?

[lament path]

The dude who hangs by the area where u get spring onions

[steel folio]

south of the lake? its a tanuki

[upper pasture]

oh hat man

[lament path]

Not hat mouse, the squirrel

[upper pasture]

i-

[cobalt hare]

What squirrel?

[upper pasture]

yeahh-

[lament path]

goes to google

[warped hamlet]

Raine u ok ?

That is a bear...

[cobalt hare]

This is the first im hearing of a squirrel and i play over 300 hours

Raine tell me you're joking rn💀

[hollow hornet]

LMAO

[fathom belfry]

the fat insatiable one

[steel folio]

btw, could anybody tell me what level of the regular mines is the best place to find iridium ore? idk where else to ask.

[upper pasture]

bro same

[fathom belfry]

what do squirrels look like where you from bro

[warped hamlet]

The only squirrels I remember are random sprites that run into trees sometimes

[hollow hornet]

||skull caverns|| are better for finding iridium

[upper pasture]

wait u mean the one that ask for items like cooked and seasoned?

[cobalt hare]

Papa indigo

Idk when is fathers day for u

but um

[hollow hornet]

sorry idk you i only know my shane and krobus hybrid child

[cobalt hare]

The suspence

oh

[fathom belfry]

BURN

[cobalt hare]

Damn

[fathom belfry]

brought this on yourself

[warped hamlet]

Trash squrriel LMAO

[cobalt hare]

its true i ran away

[upper pasture]

💀

[hollow hornet]

raine please come back to us

[fathom belfry]

that's called a raccoon

[steel folio]

thank you, though i'm struggling to progress through ||skull cavern|| because my weapon is not very strong, so i was hoping i could just go to other places instead.

[cobalt hare]

Raine went to google and never returned

[hollow hornet]

we need to know what you meant

[cobalt hare]

Squirrel

[upper pasture]

google consumed them

[cobalt hare]

Yeah the squirrel that runs to a tree and disappears
That?

[upper pasture]

nah the fat one

[fathom belfry]

tbf a Concerned Ape looks more like a rodent type of situation

so maybe Raine thought animal names were used loosely

[hollow hornet]

yeahh finding iridum in other places are pretty rare so you're better off going there

[copper trail]

i think google ate raine

[warped hamlet]

Maybe Raine sdv noob

[fathom belfry]

wouldn't be the first nor the last

[hollow hornet]

not raine, just the weather rain

[fathom belfry]

his name says "the local idiot" 💔

[cobalt hare]

so um happy fathers day @hollow hornet

[fathom belfry]

we don't need to rub it in raine's face

[hollow hornet]

omg thank you

[steel folio]

ok, i appreciate your help. <3

[eternal kite]

What YouTuber is popular to watch Stardew Valley tips/walkthroughs?

[hollow hornet]

anytime

[cobalt hare]

I love u dad

[hollow hornet]

LMAOOO

[tame cradle]

most profitable spring crop?

[hollow hornet]

strawberrries

[fathom belfry]

thank you for sending your questions one at a time now, elite gamer

[warped hamlet]

Strawberris

[eternal kite]

Ok

[tame cradle]

Pierre doesn't sell em..

[cobalt hare]

strawbarry

[warped hamlet]

Potatoes if no strawberries

[brisk wave]

Egg festival

[tame cradle]

oof

[brisk wave]

For strawberries

[warped hamlet]

They r at egg festivalt

[cobalt hare]

Omg ethan

[tame cradle]

not until 13th

kill me

[brisk wave]

Then save and use potatoes

[hollow hornet]

potatoesssssssss

[eternal kite]

I did that earlier because I knew squat about the game! Please answer it!

[cobalt hare]

Yeah so u got 12 days to get as much money to buy strawbarries

[warped hamlet]

Why does sun have to be so nice and warm but blind me as soon as I look up

[brisk wave]

Hi

[cobalt hare]

Ethan in chat, rare moment

Indeed

[ember nest]

For Stardew on ps4 where can I seperate the profits for each player instead of then being shared

[fathom belfry]

wow

[ember nest]

Or rather how

[fathom belfry]

what a capitalist

[warped hamlet]

I think in Lewis house

[ember nest]

Alright ill check it out

Find something i. There

[tight pagoda]

What's the best crops to grow in each season to earn the most money

[hollow hornet]

strawberry or potatoes - spring
melons and blueberries - summer
pumpkins and cranberries - fall

[tight pagoda]

Ty

[hollow hornet]

[charred palm]

The void - winter

[smoky scroll]

So, I'm on spring 25 and there's 4 days until my strawberries grow again

they won't grow, right?

[hollow hornet]

nope since the season ends at day 28

[smoky scroll]

so theres no need to keep watering them

[brisk wave]

No

[smoky scroll]

alright, ty!

[tight pagoda]

I think ima try to give the beach farm a chance

[cobalt hare]

Im in summer right now and I got all the berry fruit things, and i want to do the tree, how do i do the thing?

[brisk wave]

Berry fruit things?

[cobalt hare]

idk

[brisk wave]

For trees you need saplings

[cobalt hare]

oh

so you dont collect the fruits

[brisk wave]

Fruit trees?

[upper pasture]

ohh u gotta buy em

[brisk wave]

Yeah at Pierre's

[upper pasture]

ye

[cobalt hare]

alright ty

[brisk wave]

Have a big radius for stuff to not be near them

One sec

[upper pasture]

wait if i put my lightning rods around my apple tree it wont get struck right

[warped hamlet]

no

it just has lower chance of being struck the more u have

[brisk wave]

https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Fruit_Trees

[upper pasture]

oh ic

[warped hamlet]

the placement doenst affect anthing

[upper pasture]

ty

[brisk wave]

3x3 if I'm reading that correctly

28 to mature

Days

[upper pasture]

oh the tree comes back thank god

[brisk wave]

Yes, they don't die iirc unless they're chopped down

Don't know for sure about lightning, what it does

[rich crest]

they produce coal instead

for like some days

[brisk wave]

Ah yes thanks

[upper pasture]

it said when struck by lightning it would produce coal for 4 days

[brisk wave]

Actually kind of good

[upper pasture]

fr

[brisk wave]

Coal farm

[upper pasture]

anyways thanks for the help

[brisk wave]

From trees

Np

[upper pasture]

Lmao yeah

[narrow widget]

Im so close to unlocking the desert legitimately for once in my time of playing stardew

But stardew crashed when i had reached the bottom of the mines and looked up how to do the spirits eve maze so now i just dont wanna continue and go down those last ten levels

pure hell

[tight pagoda]

I really don't think the beach map is for me

I might stick to hilltop

[brisk wave]

LOL

The realization

[tight pagoda]

like I'm tied between wilderness or Hilltop

[brisk wave]

It's a little annoying cause no sprinklers

Windedness

Wilderness *

My opinion

[narrow widget]

I like the wilderness farm, its my favorite

[tight pagoda]

Ima do the wilderness again

[brisk wave]

And a lot of wood and room to decorate

[narrow widget]

Is the beach farm in the update thats still being worked on for mobile? They plan on getting that out to mobile right?

The update, i mean

[tight pagoda]

I don't think it's on mobile yet

[warped hamlet]

yes it will be

[tight pagoda]

I haven't played mobile in a while

[narrow widget]

I know its not on mobile yet,
I was just trying to make sure that it will be out on mobile when its finished.

[brisk wave]

CA is working on it

He made a tweet not that long ago

[neon bobcat]

Yes, there's no release date yet, but he's working on it.

[narrow widget]

I dont use twitter so i dont watch the twitter lol.

[warped hamlet]

hi penny!!

[tight pagoda]

Honestly I feel like my go to farm name fits better for the wilderness map anyway

[narrow widget]

Yeah cause if im correct wasn’t it just him that works on the game?

[cobalt hare]

Question

[neon bobcat]

Heya!

[cobalt hare]

Why don't my ducks swim

[narrow widget]

Cause they dont want to /j

[cobalt hare]

I have a forest farm

[hard pumice]

Actually i take it back, compared to this Emily doesn't seem like a drug addict

[cobalt hare]

I build the coop next to water

[neon bobcat]

Yeah, for some reason it seems like they don't swim very often.

[tight pagoda]

If they don't swim... eat them

[ashen flume]

From what we know yes

[fathom belfry]

^ this

you can scare them into learning

[brisk wave]

Hi Penny

[fathom belfry]

make an example out of one of them

[tight pagoda]

Lmao

[cobalt hare]

I get a lot of money from their mayo tho xD

[narrow widget]

LMAO

[neon bobcat]

Heyy

[warped hamlet]

duck meat when

[hard pumice]

Become negan

[tight pagoda]

Use their mayo to season them

[hard pumice]

And make an example of 2

[warped hamlet]

we should be able to murder animals and sell their meat tbh

[fathom belfry]

it's such a lame story she made up

[cobalt hare]

Lmao

[fathom belfry]

MARNIE wants the cave carrots

[brisk wave]

How are you?

[fathom belfry]

she can't live without them

[narrow widget]

WoW a real life admin
terrified floof noises

[hard pumice]

Yep

[neon bobcat]

Not bad. I need to make dinner. I'm wasting away.

[hard pumice]

She is a cow/human hybreed

[brisk wave]

What's for dinner?

[neon bobcat]

Ummm

[tight pagoda]

We grilling with friends tonight :D

[neon bobcat]

Lemon pepper chicken and pasta is my plan I think.

[fathom belfry]

cigarettes & chocolate

[brisk wave]

Sounds good, good luck with it

[hard pumice]

Smoklate

[tight pagoda]

I have a question for everyone

[warped hamlet]

jealous tbh

[neon bobcat]

Where is Shane delivering a pizza to the mailbox when I need it.

[cobalt hare]

You can try my ducks

[neon bobcat]

Nom nom

[narrow widget]

Thats terrible 😭😭

[tight pagoda]

What is yalls number one marriage candidate you always go for.

Mine is Shane

[fathom belfry]

it's microwave pizza though

[neon bobcat]

Oh, gross, n/m. Shane can keep the microwave pizza.

[fathom belfry]

mine used to be shane but I started therapy recently

[hard pumice]

Pov you like opressed and depressed men

[narrow widget]

When i do actually pay attention to relationships, i go for abigail

[cobalt hare]

Have you never heard of the pizza scale?

[brisk wave]

Tito's?

[neon bobcat]

Elliott. Whenever I romance someone else I just feel bad cause Elliott's all alone.

[fathom belfry]

nope

[hard pumice]

That's harvey

Not elliot

[neon bobcat]

No, I was talking about Elliott.

[tight pagoda]

It's not that lmao, it's mainly the fact that he seems like that mean and hateful but soft on this inside person who is really trying to find something better for his life

[fathom belfry]

that always does it for me, a guy that treats me like crap for the first 6 months of knowing each other

[hard pumice]

Pov Depressed, oppressed man trying to find a reason to live. Very interesting!

[fathom belfry]

oppressed by who? joja?

[cobalt hare]

Leah is cute

[hard pumice]

The world

[fathom belfry]

lol

[tight pagoda]

Plus I just feel like Shane needs some love, I know what depression feels like it's not fantastic, it took me a while to sorta get back up on my feet. I finally got the courage to go to therapy :D

[tame cradle]

ughhhh I need fucking battery packs and like I have SO many lightning rods but storms being like "nah"

[hard pumice]

And marnie, seeing her eat cave carrot and mimicking as farm animals is really traumatizing

[fathom belfry]

& listening to Lewis next room over

[hard pumice]

That's brutal bro!

Have some mercy

[warped hamlet]

you could try using rain totems

not always thunder but can be

[cobalt hare]

Lewis is weird

[hard pumice]

Lewis is weird yes but certainly not a bad guy

[tame cradle]

ugh I just did

no dice

[cobalt hare]

So much bribe money xD

[tame cradle]

😔

[tight pagoda]

Drinking Wine and playing stardew valley rn lol

[narrow widget]

Ughh i GUESS i will finish the mines 😞

[minor karma]

Y1 Mayo Machine is GOATed

[abstract jay]

yet we ignore it and show his boxers to the whole village anyway

[fathom belfry]

so what I've read on here previously is a rain totem makes a rainy day, not a thunderstorm

[cobalt hare]

Or his gold statue xD

[fathom belfry]

but apparently, if you use them during a thunder storm, next day is also a thunderstorm & so forth

so you could have forever thunderstorm

[distant sphinx]

that's only if you get lucky with that one storm

and sometimes the game just goes 🖕

[cobalt hare]

Ahhhhh I chose the wrong community quest DX

[fathom belfry]

that's what I typed out?

[distant sphinx]

Sorry I am have stupid

[charred palm]

I am have stupid too

[warped hamlet]

i am have stupid tooo

[fathom belfry]

Pierre fan
is has stupid

🤔

[hard pumice]

I am have stupid tooooooo

[charred palm]

😂😂

[minor karma]

You got like a savior complex?

[warped hamlet]

elliot doesnt need saving nefbrewu

shane does

[echo monolith]

you can't fix Shane by marrying him

[warped hamlet]

yeah but people still try

[cobalt hare]

I can fix him

[fathom belfry]

why does Jodi like lentil soup so much?!

[distant sphinx]

spoilerrrrr

big spoiler

[noble yoke]

spoiler

[fathom belfry]

so, he's also a violent person

[warped hamlet]

i mean its technically post cc content lmoa

[distant sphinx]

5 seconds after cc

[fathom belfry]

how's ||that disgusting room in your house|| fixing him?

[distant sphinx]

chicken

my only response to shane slander

[neon bobcat]

I don't think Elliott needs 'saving'.

[cobalt hare]

it's repulsive that's why I'm not married to him or Alex 💀

[fathom belfry]

but you don't need to ||marry him|| for that

[distant sphinx]

yeah but chicken

[fathom belfry]

is Alex also disgusting? ugh!

[cobalt hare]

For the spouse room yeah

No Alex just has this eye sore green flooring

That doesn't match anything

[grave mesa]

well he is a little sexist................ 🙄 /hj

[distant sphinx]

haley's wallpaper 🤮

[brisk wave]

Plus they all look like children

[cobalt hare]

I can forgive the sexism but the flooring?! Nah

[fathom belfry]

you only need 8 for that, no marriage

[grave mesa]

DAMN LMFAO

[distant sphinx]

yeah but chicken

[grave mesa]

Priorities

[fathom belfry]

he def doesn't look like he's got good taste

[cobalt hare]

I have morals Elaine!

[fathom belfry]

||he kisses that chicken more than he kisses you||

[distant sphinx]

WHYY

[fathom belfry]

it smells better

[grave mesa]

reminds me of that tiktok audio about racism and pet abuse

[fathom belfry]

y'all, who does Shane love more?
chicken or @distant sphinx?

[distant sphinx]

[cobalt hare]

what audio? Looool

[grave mesa]

its something like "i can excuse racism, but I draw the line at animal abuse" LMFAOO

[fathom belfry]

by a landslide, you pickle

[distant sphinx]

[upper plaza]

its just facts

[glad ridge]

what app is this>

[distant sphinx]

discord lmao

[glad ridge]

??

oh

light mode

[cobalt hare]

😭

[warped hamlet]

LMAOO

[charred palm]

😂😂

[distant sphinx]

https://tenor.com/view/fade-away-oooooooooooo-aga-emoji-crumble-gif-20008708

[cobalt hare]

Omfg

[fathom belfry]

is that what a puffer fish looks like when you're fishing it?

[charred palm]

My lungs please

[distant sphinx]

I keep getting cyberbullied

[proud scaffold]

bro I just googled it

Shane hates pickles

[cobalt hare]

Why are you on light mode 🤢🤢🤢

[fathom belfry]

aww man, now I have to explain to IRL people why I'm cackling

[distant sphinx]

aaaaaa

[fathom belfry]

i like you already, welcome to the server LOL

[warped hamlet]

[distant sphinx]

you guys are mean

shane is mean

[fathom belfry]

I guess Shane is on our team lol

[warped hamlet]

ratio

[grave mesa]

WHY DO SOGGY NEWSPAPERSONLY GIVE ME TORCHES AND NO CLOTH AUUGHUHDTH

[fathom belfry]

makes sense, Shane would be the president of the anti-Shane team

[cobalt hare]

To remind to u burn them

[fathom belfry]

man hates himself

[grave mesa]

AIGHJGH

[distant sphinx]

YOU STILL HAVE THAT PFP AGFJJSadf

[cobalt hare]

yes

[distant sphinx]

😂

it's great

[cobalt hare]

indigo wont remember me if i change it

[fathom belfry]

burn the whole valley down

[fathom belfry]

they didn't readopt you tho

[cobalt hare]

he said thank u so i think he readopted me

[fathom belfry]

you're just making a fool out of yourself

[cobalt hare]

i know what ur doing

[fathom belfry]

in front of the whole valley

& me, Pewis

[cobalt hare]

I dont have secret pants or a golden statue im good

pew pew

[fathom belfry]

you don't have pants? jfc

[cobalt hare]

secret pants no

[fathom belfry]

this is a family-friendly server

[cobalt hare]

I have normal pants which i wear

[fathom belfry]

& what proof do you have of that?

[cobalt hare]

who doesnt have pants

[glad ridge]

im so bad at fishinig im so cnfusd how to do it bro

[warped hamlet]

christain minecraft server

[fathom belfry]

why are you trying to incriminate others now?

i know what you're doing

[cobalt hare]

Pewis

[distant sphinx]

it's like flappy bird

[fathom belfry]

that's my name, don't wear it out

[cobalt hare]

I want to tell u something

[fathom belfry]

not w/ that sketchy face you're not

[cobalt hare]

Hmm...

Indigo wont realize if i change pfp

[fathom belfry]

you need to change your pfp if you wanna tell me things

LOL

[cobalt hare]

He will just be like my kid disappeared

[fathom belfry]

true true

no risk at all

[cobalt hare]

Alright

Facts

He wont even remember me if i change

[warped hamlet]

good

[fathom belfry]

not if you do it real quick at least

[cobalt hare]

Itll just be like meeting a new friend

Right

[glad ridge]

im so bad at fishing

[fathom belfry]

a complete stranger

[glad ridge]

omg i rly need help i cant do it

[cobalt hare]

Yes okay

[frail lynx]

Ayy I just unlocked the ||quarry||

wth do I do here now

[cobalt hare]

Get a trap bobber!

[warped hamlet]

please spoiler ||quarry||!!

[glad ridge]

??

[distant sphinx]

buy the training rod from willy

[distant sphinx]

lmfaoooooo

[warped hamlet]

you saw nothing shush

[cobalt hare]

Lmfaoooooo

[fathom belfry]

please ||spoiler|| spoiler!

[cobalt hare]

What kind of rod do you have?

[glad ridge]

bamboo pole

[fathom belfry]

bran what did you wanna tell me?

[narrow widget]

Whats the golden pumpkin for?

[fathom belfry]

the suspense is killing me

[distant sphinx]

decor, money, tailoring

[cobalt hare]

i havent changed yet

[warped hamlet]

hey you didnt ||spoiler|| ||spoiler|| so hurry up and ||spoiler|| it!!

[cobalt hare]

Oh okay. Yeah just get the training rod like the pickle said

[fathom belfry]

you take forever to get changed, bro

[cobalt hare]

I was going to toilet bro

[narrow widget]

Ah. How much does the gold pumpkin sell for?

[warped hamlet]

not enougj, gift to npc as loved gift

[cobalt hare]

Anyway

[fathom belfry]

||spoiler spoiler spoiler spoiler spoiler spoiler spoiler spoiler spoiler||

[fathom belfry]

ok, I'm ready

[narrow widget]

Whats npcs do i gift it to?

[cobalt hare]

I want to tell u

[distant sphinx]

any

[fathom belfry]

@hollow hornet LOOK AT @cobalt hare THEY'VE RENOUNCED YOU ONCE MORE!!
I HAVE SCREENSHOTS

[distant sphinx]

they all love it

[cobalt hare]

Whos that

[distant sphinx]

2.5k

[fathom belfry]

YOU DENY YOUR PAPA?

[cobalt hare]

Im confused

[proud scaffold]

@narrow widget btw it sells for 2,500g

[narrow widget]

Ah. Alrighty thanks!

[cobalt hare]

Melo what are you going on about lmaooo

Yeah whats going on

[frail lynx]

||what do you do in the quarry||

[warped hamlet]

what is ever going on

[distant sphinx]

trying to frame Bran?

[cobalt hare]

Are u okay my man?

[warped hamlet]

mine the stones and get stuff ig ?

[fathom belfry]

cpt indigo adopted bran

[glad ridge]

UH IM TRYNNA FIND THE MAYORS SHORTS... WHY ARE THEY WHERE THEY ARE

[distant sphinx]

mine the stones and put stuff there like kegs

[fathom belfry]

and bran is like the worst adoptee ever

[frail lynx]

Is that it

[distant sphinx]

or start a tree farm

[fathom belfry]

has renounced indigo like 50 times already

[cobalt hare]

There's a mine in the || quarry || Get to the end of the mine and there's an item

[distant sphinx]

||yeah there also a cave where you can get a gold scythe||

[cobalt hare]

Who is bran

[frail lynx]

||I got that just now||

[distant sphinx]

clicks on your username

[cobalt hare]

yeah thats my name why

Theres so many other brans

[distant sphinx]

Bran#3037

[frail lynx]

||How do I get more iridium||

[fathom belfry]

🤔

[distant sphinx]

mine?

[fathom belfry]

[frail lynx]

||I can't find anymore in the quarry||

[cobalt hare]

He doesnt know me

[warped hamlet]

||SKULL CAVERN||

[fathom belfry]

[cobalt hare]

Wait you don't have to spoiler everything you talk about LOL

😂

[frail lynx]

||WHATS THAT||

[distant sphinx]

then go to ||skull cavern||

[frail lynx]

I'm too scared I'll say something that should be spoilered

[distant sphinx]

oh lol

[warped hamlet]

||ITS AVALIABLE ONCE U RACH MIEN BOTOM AND GET TO DESERT||

[frail lynx]

||HOW||

[cobalt hare]

rach

[fathom belfry]

||but it's so much more fun this way||

[frail lynx]

||HOW DO I GET DESERT||

[distant sphinx]

||WHAT JACK SAID 👆 ||

[cobalt hare]

If you do then it's an honest mistake no worries

||the excitment||

[proud scaffold]

bro why aren't ppl just in seasoned farmers lol

[warped hamlet]

||FIX BUS, ITS A CC BUNDLE, 45K TO COMPLETE||

[distant sphinx]

||WHY ARE WE YELLING||

[fathom belfry]

||I read this in Cardi B's voice||

[cobalt hare]

Chill😭

Because we r new farmers dude

Have u ever seen wizgail

[proud scaffold]

k fair nvm

[warped hamlet]

||WHY WOULDNT YOU YELL??||

[fathom belfry]

||so just be safe & censor everything you say||

[distant sphinx]

cuz I've never played this game before

[frail lynx]

||THATS HALF OF MY TOTAL EARNINGS||

[narrow widget]

I assume i want to save my starfruit for when i get a seedmaker ?

[proud scaffold]

sry

[distant sphinx]

||IDK I'M JUST COPYING YOU GUYS||

[warped hamlet]

||GOODLUCK! THERE IS STILL SOME IRIDIUM IN NORMAL MINES!||

[cobalt hare]

noooo dont seed maker that

Its ok we all start somewhere

[frail lynx]

||OKOK||

[warped hamlet]

||ONE OF US, ONE OF US||

[narrow widget]

oh. But dont seedmakers give you seeds of that fruit?

[fathom belfry]

||I'm hungry||

[minor karma]

SHUT UUUUUP

[cobalt hare]

||hi hungry||

[warped hamlet]

||THATS REALLY COOL, YELL NEXT TIME ||

[distant sphinx]

||RARELY BTW @frail lynx ||

[frail lynx]

||IS A GOLD SCYTHE EVEN USEFUL||

[cobalt hare]

Oh hi pachi

[distant sphinx]

||NOOOOO||

[fathom belfry]

||SORRY I SAID I WAS HUNGRY||

[cobalt hare]

For starfruit it's better to just buy the seeds rather than put the fruit into seed makers

[warped hamlet]

||YES MOSTLY IT CAN GIVE U MORE HAY AND HAS MORE RANGE||

[distant sphinx]

||GIVES MORE FIBER OR SOMETHING IDK||

[proud scaffold]

how do I make something a spoiler?

[cobalt hare]

|| on both ends

[distant sphinx]

!spoiler

[novel thistle]

@proud scaffold To mark text as a spoiler, use || before and after your message. Example: ||I'm a spoiler!|| -> ||I'm a spoiler!||.

To mark an image as a spoiler, before sending it:
On mobile: Tap on the image preview, then select the "Mark as spoiler" checkbox below the image. You may need to scroll down to see the option.
On desktop: Click the pencil icon (labelled "Modify Attachment") at the top right of the image preview. Select the "Mark as spoiler" checkbox.

[hard pumice]

||I earn that much everyday on average||

[narrow widget]

Ah okay. So am i good to sell my starfruit then or what do i do with it?

[cobalt hare]

Craft a keg and turn it into wine

[frail lynx]

||I HAVE 100K TOTAL HOW DO U DO THIS||

[proud scaffold]

|| @cobalt hare ty ||

[fathom belfry]

||!spoiler||

[narrow widget]

another way it to do | | >text< | |

[distant sphinx]

||TURN IT INTO WINE||

[narrow widget]

Just dont space the marks like i did

[frail lynx]

||>boop<||

[cobalt hare]

||thank pickle too bro||

Ok this is really fucking annoying I'm out

[distant sphinx]

||THAT'S WHAT THE BOT SAID||

[frail lynx]

||BOOP||

[warped hamlet]

||THE > ISNT NESSACERY ||

[hard pumice]

||I'm in year 2 and i earn 40k pretty much on average||

[narrow widget]

||I DONT HAVE KEGS YET||

[frail lynx]

||I KNOW||

[fathom belfry]

how embarrassing

[ashen flume]

Wtf is this spoiler cult

[warped hamlet]

spoiler fail ! Lol!

[proud scaffold]

|| ty everyone who typed it ll ||

[frail lynx]

||THAT WAS INTENTIONAL, YOU PUT A BACKSLASH BEFORE IT TO CANCEL TEXT EFFECTS||

[distant sphinx]

||IDK||

[warped hamlet]

||SPOILER CULT, SPOILER CULT,
ONE OF US, ONE OF US,||

[frail lynx]

||BUT HOW||

[fathom belfry]

||lol sure||

[hard pumice]

||you love to get spoiled bitch!!||

[frail lynx]

||TRY IT?!??!||

[proud scaffold]

|| @ashen flume yes it is ||

[fathom belfry]

||well, we wouldn't be able to tell you if so, would we?||

[narrow widget]

||WHEN DOES ABIGAIL LEAVE HER ROOM ON SUNNY SUNDAYS||

[distant sphinx]

||ALSO HI NILS||

[ashen flume]

Fair

[frail lynx]

||HOW DO U GUYS PLAY FOR 7 YEARS IM GETTING BURNT OUT ON MY FIRST YEAR||

[fathom belfry]

||according to Caroline, she rarely leaves her room||

[ashen flume]

Hey pickle

[distant sphinx]

||THERES A LOT IN THE GAME||

[narrow widget]

||BUT I NEED TO GIVE HER A PUMPKIN||

[ashen flume]

I keep finding things to do and its fun

[distant sphinx]

||I CAN'T HEAR YOUUUU||

[ashen flume]

OH

[frail lynx]

||WHAAAT||

[hard pumice]

You won't if you play with the right way

[fathom belfry]

|| ||

[distant sphinx]

||THERE IS NO RIGHT WAY||

||SPARK YOU KEEP GATEKEEPING SMH||

[fathom belfry]

||gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss||

[flat shoal]

||what||

[fathom belfry]

||welcome to the server||

[warped hamlet]

||I LIKE LEFT FOR 5 MINUTES HOW IS SPOILER GANG STILL A THING||

[frail lynx]

||FARMING TAKES UP ALL MY TIME IN THIS GAME||

[warped hamlet]

||THE ENTIRE GAME POINT IS STARDEW VALLEY||

[fathom belfry]

||how long do you think we'd be able to keep this going?||

||hours? days? YEARS?||

[warped hamlet]

||FOREVER||

[frail lynx]

||BUT ITS SO TIME CONSUMING AND ENERGY CONSUMINGGG||

[noble yoke]

Now I don't know what's a real spoiler and what's not 💀

[warped hamlet]

I SAW YOU INDIGO GET BACK HERE

[frail lynx]

||JUST DONT CLICK ANYTHING OFC||

[fathom belfry]

||spoilers are whatever you want them to be||

[frail lynx]

||OMG GUYS MY BARN IS DONE BUILDING AYYY||

[warped hamlet]

||THAT REALLY POSE A PROBLEM DOESNT IT||

[ashen flume]

Probably until a junimo shows up and sees this mess

[warped hamlet]

||WELL DONE!||

[frail lynx]

||CANT EXACTLY AFFORD ANIMALS THO||

[warped hamlet]

||BANNED FOR SPOILER TAGGING LMAOOO||

[grave mesa]

This entire chat is just spoilers 💀

[frail lynx]

||ALSO WHAT DO IB UY FROM NIGHT MARKET IN THE FIRST YEAR||

[grave mesa]

Bruh LMFAOOO

[warped hamlet]

||JOIN US, JOIN US,||

[grave mesa]

||You guys are so extra lol||

[ashen flume]

Im just watching chaos unfold when i should- oh shit i forgot about it

[noble yoke]

💀

[warped hamlet]

||TBH ITS NOT THAT MUCH BUT COFFEE IS NICE, ALSO U SHOULD GET THE FISH FROM SUBARINE||

[warped hamlet]

||ONES OF US, ONE OF US||

[grave mesa]

||Please spoiler tag this, I just got massively spoiled||

[grave mesa]

||STOP 💀||

[frail lynx]

||CAN I GET COFFEE FIRST YEAR||

[grave mesa]

||this is so fucking funny, can we get a warning for this or just get told to dtop LMFAO||

[warped hamlet]

||YEAH, GUS SELLS IT BUT THERES 1 FREE COFFEE A NIGHT AT MARKET||

[warped hamlet]

||STOP?? YOU ARE THE ONE WHO IS ALSO IN THE GANG||

[noble yoke]

Can we maybe tone this spoiler thing down a notch? 🙏

[grave mesa]

||😞|| maybe

[warped hamlet]

||why its fun !!||

[frail lynx]

||WHYYY||

[noble yoke]

It's annoying + off-topic from sdv

[cobalt hare]

So um favourite crop?

[warped hamlet]

||starfruit||

[dusty ibex]

|| i love strawberries ||

[viral epoch]

fav crop is defo melons

[cobalt hare]

Mmm good choice

[ashen flume]

Hello tulips?

[frail lynx]

Strawberry considering what I've read about it

[cobalt hare]

Omg yes

[warped hamlet]

tulip isnt a crop get out of here

[cobalt hare]

Oh man u havent seen blueberries

[warped hamlet]

shuned

[dusty ibex]

strawberries are better than blueberries I think

[ashen flume]

NOO PLEASE TULIP IS A CROP

[cobalt hare]

Oh really

[grave mesa]

LMFAO

[warped hamlet]

NEVER

[dusty ibex]

yeah

[cobalt hare]

Huh. Interesting

[dusty ibex]

i think it’s strawberries then blueberries then cranberries

[frail lynx]

Tulips were useless

[viral epoch]

the flowers are defined as crops im pretty sure

[molten forge]

hey everyobe

[frail lynx]

I wasted too much time and water on them

[viral epoch]

tulips make good honey

fairy roses make better honey

but still

[cobalt hare]

@grave mesa hello

[warped hamlet]

legally, maybe, morally, never

[viral epoch]

morally

always

[cobalt hare]

Ur fav word has gotta be "LMFAO"

[ashen flume]

But theyre so pretty

[warped hamlet]

it is MORALLY wrong to beleieve tulip is a crop

[grave mesa]

Yoo fellow queen

[frail lynx]

THE OTHER ONES ARE PRETTIER

[cobalt hare]

Hey!!!

[viral epoch]

fairy roses are defo prettier

[cobalt hare]

Sunflowers all day

[ashen flume]

They look like a little cup

[frail lynx]

AIGHT I'M GOING TO NIGHT MARKET WHAT DO I GET

[dusty ibex]

https://tenor.com/view/spring-time-tulips-spring-flowers-april-showers-bring-may-flowers-gif-11470091

[viral epoch]

i think i found the hailey stan

[warped hamlet]

if tulip is a crop, ur mom is a flower

[grave mesa]

What

[cobalt hare]

What

[grave mesa]

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[narrow widget]

I DID IT

[dusty ibex]

let’s not question it and go with it

[viral epoch]

huh?

[frail lynx]

he did not just try to make a your mom joke

[noble yoke]

Anyone know where this leads to?

[grave mesa]

Wow so true !

[grave mesa]

Wtf is that

[warped hamlet]

i think too the truck ast jojamart?

[narrow widget]

||I SAVED UP 15K TO FINISH OFF THE VAULT TO OBTAIN THE DESERT EHEHEHE||

[dusty ibex]

|| Behind the truck in jojamart ||

[cobalt hare]

A magical thing

[viral epoch]

i think its going to ||behind the mayors house||

[dusty ibex]

||it’ll give you a permanent luck boost if you bring a rabbits foot to the driver ||

[warped hamlet]

yay!

[frail lynx]

The coffee the night market guy gives isn't drugged right

[honest oyster]

||behind lewis’ house||

[cobalt hare]

I hope not

[warped hamlet]

yeah.. sure! its free! why could it be!

[cobalt hare]

Tara!!

[noble yoke]

I think that's a different note

[dusty ibex]

It’s not drugged and I think you can get a new one every 10 minutes

[fathom belfry]

||i thought y'all got scared into not spoilering, I'm so proud of y'all||

[dusty ibex]

My bad

[honest oyster]

hi hi!!

[cobalt hare]

Where have u been i miss u

[warped hamlet]

they once a nihgt they go out of buissness every 10 mins damm

[viral epoch]

im confident the ||desert trader|| isnt drugging you, as long as you are trading him enough lol

[cobalt hare]

The what trader?

[frail lynx]

I don't water fruit trees righttt

[dusty ibex]

yeah I watched a video of a guy who got coffee every 10 minutes until 2am and sold all the coffee

[molten forge]

hiii choco !

[dusty ibex]

Nope they’ll grow on their own

[viral epoch]

oop forgot thats a spoiler

[cobalt hare]

heh yep

[honest oyster]

hiii sorry i just tend to be off discord on the weekends :// ill be active again tomorrow and during the week for sure. been playing a lot of stardew tho! how are you?

[dusty ibex]

nah it’s not a spoiler I don’t think

[warped hamlet]

it is

[dusty ibex]

he’s there regardless if you’ve unlocked the ||desert|| if I’m not mistaken?

[viral epoch]

its post cc/joja content technically so i think it is

[warped hamlet]

||its a cc reward||

[cobalt hare]

I thought ur busy irl stuff heh. Happy to see u again. Im good.. at least better than before

[dusty ibex]

he’s at the night market*

[viral epoch]

yes

[warped hamlet]

yeah but who tf makes that connection

[dusty ibex]

so it’s ok to talk about him being at the night market as it’s not to do with cc

[honest oyster]

thats good to hear, glad your feeling better

[frail lynx]

Wait what'st he point of the night market

[cobalt hare]

And it isnt post cc its just a winter thing

[frail lynx]

It's basically useless

[warped hamlet]

||head canon the coffee seller isnt actually desert trader, just their twin||

[dusty ibex]

night market is pog

[cobalt hare]

USELESS? wow ok

[frail lynx]

WHAT DO I DO EHRE

[cobalt hare]

How about u hmm?

[viral epoch]

fun, and mostly decoration stuff exept the submarine

[frail lynx]

What's the submarine for

[dusty ibex]

u can go underwater and get cool fish

[warped hamlet]

special fish

[viral epoch]

||the trader isnt available in the desert during market||

[cobalt hare]

I guess its pretty useless if u dont collect paintings

[frail lynx]

Do I have to fish

[dusty ibex]

there’s also a puzzle with the mermaid

[frail lynx]

Or do I get them for free

[warped hamlet]

FR?

[dusty ibex]

yeah u do have to fish

[honest oyster]

had a rough week but starting to feel better. pretty tired tho its 1am. should probably sleep, i just wanted to pop in and say hi :)

[frail lynx]

bruh

[cobalt hare]

Yes. Only fish u can get in submarine during night market

[viral epoch]

ye

[dusty ibex]

and the travelling cart is there too

[frail lynx]

How long does this take

[cobalt hare]

See u!! Sleep well

[dusty ibex]

so you get extra rolls at that

[ashen flume]

No wait that was actually nice

[warped hamlet]

ok also headcanon those are just his days off

[viral epoch]

couple hours for three days

[ashen flume]

Wtf that message is ancient

[cobalt hare]

Night market starts 5pm

[warped hamlet]

yeah wtf i was confused af 💀

[viral epoch]

5-midnight i think for 3 days

[ashen flume]

Discord mobile refused to show me recent messages until it was too late

Anyways back into disappearing i go

[viral epoch]

bye

[cobalt hare]

Just go submarine and fish, u will never know when u need to and regret not fishing there. So u wait till winter again

[honest oyster]

goodnight

[viral epoch]

i usually go and catch the three for collection and then never go back lol

[cobalt hare]

"useless" hah 😂

The free coffee or if u say.. free money

[viral epoch]

i have enough coffee so yeah its free moneh

[frail lynx]

I fell asleep in the submarine

[viral epoch]

lol

i did that once

[frail lynx]

All I got was a spook fish and midnight squid

[rotund ferry]

hi guys! i just reached level 5 farming and i’m being asked whether i want to be a rancher or tiller. i’m leaning more rancher, but what do you guys suggest?

[cobalt hare]

😂 😂

[warped hamlet]

tiller is so much better for the next lvl 10 perk! (which is artisan, +40% of artisan goods)

[cobalt hare]

Tiller

[ashen flume]

Tiller def

[viral epoch]

tiller is better in the long run, but if you have an ungodly amount of animals go rancher

[dusty ibex]

tiller definitely

it leads to artisan which is probably the best perk

[cobalt hare]

If u have 2 full buildings of each animal go rancher

[tame cradle]

ughhhh I'm getting rain but like NO lightning

need batteries

[viral epoch]

hate that

[rotund ferry]

thanks guys! i’m super glad i asked (currently have 2 chickens and that’s it LOL)

[dusty ibex]

i would give up all my other perks over losing artisan tbh

[frail lynx]

Robin gave me free wood but she be selling it for like 50 gold a piece

[cobalt hare]

facts

[grave mesa]

I miss wwhen wood was 10 gold

[viral epoch]

the wood gets soooo expensive, and its super annoying

[cobalt hare]

U need wood? Tractor mod gooes vroom vroom

[grave mesa]

Does it go past 50 gold?

[dusty ibex]

i spent like 50k on gold when it was 10 and then i used it up so quickly

[viral epoch]

no

[frail lynx]

WAIT WOOD CHANGES PRICE ??!?!?

[dusty ibex]

it doesn’t go past 50 luckily

[viral epoch]

oop

[tame cradle]

yeah after year 1

[grave mesa]

In second year, it goes from 10 -> 50

[dusty ibex]

Wood and stone does past your first year

[frail lynx]

WHAT NOO

[viral epoch]

second year it increases

[tame cradle]

10g -> 50g, stock up

[dusty ibex]

Stone goes from 20 to 100

[viral epoch]

ore also goes up

[tame cradle]

stone is ez

[dusty ibex]

Coal does too

[tame cradle]

wood is annoying

[grave mesa]

Tf are batteries even good for?? I have 7 that just sit around rn

[noble yoke]

Where can I get ||lewis gold statue|| if It was broken?

[tame cradle]

LUCKY, you can make a fuckton of later game things with em

[viral epoch]

it will appear in marnie or lewis's rooms

[grave mesa]

LOL like post cc stuff?

[tame cradle]

crstrallarium, better sprinklers, electric lamposts,

[grave mesa]

OOH CRYSTALALRIUM

[tame cradle]

no lmao I have a bunch of this stuff @ winter 1...

[grave mesa]

I need another one of those

[warped hamlet]

electric lampposts ??

[grave mesa]

oh 💔

[dusty ibex]

you need them for iridium sprinklers

[tame cradle]

yeah

[dusty ibex]

in my first play through I ran out of batteries and it was really annoying

[tame cradle]

they pretty

[ashen flume]

This reminds me i need more iron lamps

[warped hamlet]

how where

[rotund ferry]

the wood thing is good to know since i’m on my first year and first play though… will be stocking up before year 2 😳

[dusty ibex]

so I made it rain for half of summer so I could get tons of batteries

[tame cradle]

idk I think Robin sells the recipe sometimes

[grave mesa]

bruh LMFAO

[frail lynx]

Pickled artichoke is a scam

[tame cradle]

Honestly I've only gotten like, 2 battery packs @ start of spring 2 by now

[warped hamlet]

ty!!

[tame cradle]

it's annoying as shit, only got lightning rods during winter 1 (no lightning storms)

[grave mesa]

I like waiting to sell all of my blueberry harvest at the very end of the month so I can get a bunch of money at once 🤤

[grave mesa]

that sucks

[dry bear]

why can i say fuck in this server but not the elden ring server

[warped hamlet]

sdv server just cooler

[grave mesa]

LMFAOO

[tame cradle]

can basic trees grow planted within 1 tile of each other

like do they just grow wherever

[wild moss]

because fuck pierre

[distant sphinx]

Hello everyone

[wild moss]

very important

[grave mesa]

yeah

Fruit trees are the only ones that need a shit ton of space

[tame cradle]

so they can just go wherever?

epic

[grave mesa]

Grass grows near them and boom, they stop growing

[distant sphinx]

now you know the superior game

[cobalt hare]

Elaine

[wild moss]

normal trees need 1 tile of space from trees

[grave mesa]

Uhhuh

[cobalt hare]

Im gonna guess ur fav word

[wild moss]

and 0 tiles from everything else

[grave mesa]

Ok bet

[cobalt hare]

"LMFAO"

[grave mesa]

BRUH

LOl sHut up

That's not even a word smh, thats an acronym/abbreviation

[noble yoke]

Its in neither

[cobalt hare]

Ur fav acronym

Is what i said

[grave mesa]

Ok then true, either that or "lol"

[warped hamlet]

you are objectively wrong

[distant sphinx]

🤓 actually l m f a o stands for "laughing my fucking ass off" which is more than just "a word"

[grave mesa]

did not

[cobalt hare]

😂

[dusty ibex]

fuck pierre

[cobalt hare]

Shshhshshshhshh

[grave mesa]

im gonna rip the skin from your pickles

[warped hamlet]

fuck you

[distant sphinx]

no please don't

[grave mesa]

watch out bitch, youre about to get sliced for my sandwich

[cobalt hare]

I wonder what pickles look like skinless

[grave mesa]

Terrifying

[cobalt hare]

Just no skin not chopped up

[distant sphinx]

why is everyone so against pickles

[grave mesa]

I actually really like pickles, they're pretty good on burgers and sandwiches

[distant sphinx]

It's just me then?

[warped hamlet]

wrong

[grave mesa]

wdym

[distant sphinx]

ratio

[cobalt hare]

3 pickles a sandwich

[distant sphinx]

[grave mesa]

ratio + l + mid

[grave mesa]

Im sorry!!!!!!!!! i wont say that again queen 😔

[cobalt hare]

U made it cry

[distant sphinx]

it

[grave mesa]

good

[rotund ferry]

this is completely off the topic of pickles (pickles are delicious) but can someone tell me wtf jodi has against miss abigail bc she won’t stop making negative comments about her 🙄

[cobalt hare]

pickles have a gender?

[distant sphinx]

typical parent vs emo kid

[grave mesa]

whatd she say??

[distant sphinx]

even though jodi isn't abby's mom

[cobalt hare]

because jodi

[grave mesa]

fuck jodi, shesugly anyway

[dusty ibex]

I like a pickle on my burger

[rotund ferry]

calling her pale and then saying she’s too much into the “doom and gloom”

[cobalt hare]

She cooked a fish thats on the floor

probably stanky as well

[distant sphinx]

yeah lmao

[dusty ibex]

Abigail does like hanging around graves

[grave mesa]

theyre literally like the same skintone

[distant sphinx]

you bring it to her house and she just chucks it onto the floor

[cobalt hare]

She does

[rotund ferry]

LMAO UR RIGHT THEY ARE

[grave mesa]

jodi needs to mind her fucking business before i pull on her stupid braid

[cobalt hare]

Chill elaine

Damn ur scary

[rotund ferry]

no bc fr

[distant sphinx]

so you're willing to skin me, but pull the braid of some pixels?

I'm so sad

[rotund ferry]

justice for pickle

[distant sphinx]

this is like the 3rd time today

[rotund ferry]

you can join our jodi hate club

[dusty ibex]

🤛

[minor karma]

FUCK JODI

[rotund ferry]

HAHAH

[distant sphinx]

I am unbiased towards all sdv npcs

[minor karma]

JODI SUUUCKS

[cobalt hare]

I liked jodi but on second thought

[dusty ibex]

ok u kinda have to hate pierre

[distant sphinx]

thin line when it comes to lewis and pierre though

[robust wind]

What did Jodi ever do to you guys

[dusty ibex]

it’s a part of the stardew valley culture

[warped hamlet]

shut up

[rotund ferry]

she’s mean to abigail

[minor karma]

Wait what??

[dusty ibex]

ok who the hell INVITES me to family dinner and asks me to bring the food