#stardew-valley

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tame cradle
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what is clay farming

hasty pond
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farming clay

tame cradle
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don't you need to like, grow coffee beans for that though

distant sphinx
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there are separate paths

hushed niche
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i could use clay farming, ive been trying to get enough for silo for like 2 months (。。)

vague wave
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there is..!??!

open lily
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It might mean it gives you a diferent set dependong in what you picked on 5

distant sphinx
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very descriptive

peak cargo
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These change depending on the first pick

peak cargo
distant sphinx
tame cradle
vague wave
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i didnt even know that you were able to choose profesions until i reached level 10 so i just randomly clicked my screen 😩

fathom belfry
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my farm cat looks dead af

vague wave
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is there a way to unchoose a profesion . - ;

hushed niche
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you can chase professions i believe

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change*

vague wave
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h oW

distant sphinx
# tame cradle what is clay farming

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peak cargo
# tame cradle what is clay farming

So clay will always spawn in a particular pattern. Every time you hoe the ground, clay will move in this pattern
So if you hoe the ground and you get 1 clay, you can now predict every clay spot perfectly, and in a whole day you end up getting 100s of clay, every hit gives you 1 clay

hushed niche
tame cradle
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oh wack

foggy lake
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i just caught 91 fish on day 2 and 3

distant sphinx
# vague wave h oW

||in there sewers there is a dog statue where you can change your professions for 10k||

vague wave
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Is that a big spoiler?

foggy lake
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i am way to good at spring for my own health

hushed niche
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how to farm clay for INSTANT $$$ (elliotts hate him!)

distant sphinx
tame cradle
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wait professions are a thing?

distant sphinx
cobalt hare
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o

hasty pond
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yes

distant sphinx
tame cradle
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Sorry I'm doing my first playthrough since like 2018

distant sphinx
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for every skill

tame cradle
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OH those

long yacht
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good news guys: i got the red cabbage seed before end of summer!!!!!!!

distant sphinx
hasty pond
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nice

hushed niche
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nice!!!!!!!!!!!

long yacht
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now truffle.....

distant sphinx
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gl on truffles

long yacht
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haha

fathom belfry
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i love them

distant sphinx
fathom belfry
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so delicious

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and stinky

long yacht
fathom belfry
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delicious dirt

hushed niche
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yumy dirt

long yacht
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i will have too hurry in fall

distant sphinx
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just tell robin to work faster

long yacht
distant sphinx
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easy

fathom belfry
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no you

distant sphinx
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no you

long yacht
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can you sell gemstones to clint

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?

distant sphinx
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yes

long yacht
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ok great

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money time

hushed niche
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moneyu money money money

distant sphinx
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you can sell anything to any npc with a shop iirc

hushed niche
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you can only sell fish stuff to willy

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idk about the others

long yacht
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should i sell my iridium bars i need money fast lol

fathom belfry
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Pierre doesn't like foraging stuff

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he's a hater

summer hamlet
long yacht
distant sphinx
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yes

summer hamlet
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no i wouldnt sell them then

distant sphinx
long yacht
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can i sell monster loot to clint too?

distant sphinx
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yes

long yacht
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ok greatttt :)

ashen flume
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Isnt it some specific shop npcs buy some specific items?

long yacht
distant sphinx
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Hi Nils

ashen flume
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Oh hey

distant sphinx
ashen flume
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Like robin buys wood and Pierre buys crops

distant sphinx
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I don't think so

ashen flume
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Eh ill test it some other time

distant sphinx
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I've sold my garbage from clearing the farm to Pierre before

tender yacht
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Shop will only buy specific items, not all

hushed niche
minor karma
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Pathetic ngl

hushed niche
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hes a little fish boy

minor karma
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Can't believe I can't sell that stupid statue

minor karma
distant sphinx
hushed niche
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HEHEH

tender yacht
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Unfortunately we can't sell furniture, only trash it

long yacht
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ok i got first barn construction

distant sphinx
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It's so expensive too SDVpuffersob

distant sphinx
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oh god

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good luck

tender yacht
distant sphinx
long yacht
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i'll buy many pumpkins in fall and get wood and shit

distant sphinx
long yacht
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ik

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how long does that take

distant sphinx
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10 days 💀

long yacht
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...

noble yoke
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What do you need to make wine? Like just wine... not melon wine or anything.

noble yoke
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nvm then

distant sphinx
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you can only get that as a gift from the feast of the winter star

wicked trench
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I’m gonna be banking this season

long yacht
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ok i got like 2k from monster loot

noble yoke
wicked trench
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I planted a lot of crops

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and I did the unthinkable

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I actually prepared and planned ahead

hushed niche
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WOAH

wicked trench
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YEAH

noble yoke
wicked trench
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yeah

distant sphinx
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CA did an oopsie 💀

wicked trench
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unplayable

ashen flume
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Whats the difference between Jam and jelly again

open lily
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jam is good

wicked trench
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jam is only fruit

open lily
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jelly is american

wicked trench
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I think and sugar

tame cradle
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WHY IS MARNIE NEVER AT HER SHOP

long yacht
tame cradle
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arGH

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!!

distant sphinx
# ashen flume Whats the difference between Jam and jelly again

Much like jelly, jam is also cooked with sugar and acid, but the difference is that it uses fruit (either chopped, crushed, or pureed) instead of fruit juice. Pectin is also sometimes added, but jams tend to be slightly looser in consistency compared to jellies and have more texture from the addition of fruit.

ashen flume
wicked trench
distant sphinx
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thank you google

distant sphinx
wicked trench
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you learn something new every day

distant sphinx
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I just learned the difference from google

hushed niche
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i call it jam as well

wicked trench
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we call it jam too here in the netherlands

scenic mica
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Every time I feel like I know what I'm doing day by day, the game throws another curveball at me

fathom belfry
scenic mica
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There's so much to do in this

fathom belfry
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& preserves too

wicked trench
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and I love it

hushed niche
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yeahyeaheyHEAYEHA

fathom belfry
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jelly is juice & jam is mashed fruit

wicked trench
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slowly learning is really fun

distant sphinx
noble yoke
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Is extra luck better, or the spirits showering you with luck better?

hushed niche
wicked trench
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is luck actually a stat in this game?

distant sphinx
hushed niche
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yep!

wicked trench
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oh

distant sphinx
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and can be affected by food

hushed niche
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you can find out the daily luck on the TV

wicked trench
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ah I tought it didn’t matter too much

noble yoke
# wicked trench oh

Check the fortune teller on the tv everyday. I would go mining on extra luck days.

long yacht
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ok i earned 10k deluxe barn i maybe possible

wicked trench
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I see

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what does luck affect in the mines then?

open lily
distant sphinx
wicked trench
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thanks

visual quail
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Stuff like chance to find ladders from rocks, getting coal, geodes, crates etc

long yacht
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is marnie at her shop on mondays

noble yoke
visual quail
long yacht
visual quail
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or tuesdays

wicked trench
visual quail
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xd

cobalt hare
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where my twizzy

long yacht
cobalt hare
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@brisk wave LÜH

noble yoke
tame cradle
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WHERE TF IS MARNIE ajdklsad:
"

quasi storm
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guys, miner or geologist?

hushed niche
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uuuuuuuuhh

visual quail
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miner imo

ashen flume
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Geologist if youre trying to finish museum faster or if youre addicted to breaking geodes

tame cradle
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double diamond tho..

wild moss
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definitely miner

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50% more ores is a lot better than a few extra gems

tame cradle
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wait miner is difff from that

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yeah miner way better

wild moss
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considering gems are mostly useless

tame cradle
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bruh

wild moss
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and the ones that are useful you’ll want way more of from crystalariums

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so geologist won’t really even help

queen merlin
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i would go miner and prospector

wild moss
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if you’re in the last stages of museum grinding excavator is good

agile fractal
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Can someone tell me where i can find the man wearing black cloth

wild moss
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but for now geologist is terrible don’t pick it

hollow raptor
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if u even need gems the easiest way is just using da crystal machines whatever its called

ashen flume
quasi storm
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alright thanks guys

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i'll go with miner then

wild moss
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LMAO thanks autocorrect not what I meant but thanks

wild moss
ashen flume
agile fractal
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Idk who is that

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It's a quest i got during winter

ashen flume
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Oh is it sebastian

ember cove
agile fractal
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Yeah

ember cove
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then just go to the left of the community center
follow the footsteps in thesnow

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and shake the bush

agile fractal
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I see thanks

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Didn't know they're a footsteps hahahaha

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There's

distant sphinx
queen merlin
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lmao that's a cute emote

distant sphinx
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Never actually specified if it's krobus or not

worthy heath
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if i forgot to get the seed maker as a reward after completing the dye bundle and the bulletin board at the same time, i cannot get it anymore?

distant sphinx
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Probably not

ashen flume
wild moss
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yep man wearing black cloth indeed

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FUCK

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discord mobile istg how hard is it to show me the most recent messages and not the ones from three minutes ago

ashen flume
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Felt

queen merlin
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!scarecrow

scarlet thicket
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Hey guys, any efficient bee hive layouts?

vocal sand
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Hey, I just started the game for the first time. I caught a herring that restores more energy than the other ones I've caught; is it worth keeping, or should I just sell it when I finish up my fishing for the day? Bc most of my income does come from fishing right now

hushed niche
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ill try to find a pic one sec

queen merlin
grave mesa
queen merlin
scarlet thicket
visual quail
queen merlin
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i would eat it if it sells for the least in current inventory and have more time and space to fish

distant sphinx
cobalt hare
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Thats the scarecrows range?

vocal sand
grave mesa
distant sphinx
grave mesa
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Thats awful

distant sphinx
distant sphinx
queen merlin
cobalt hare
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What

queen merlin
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the pic? layout

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for optimal beehive shit

cobalt hare
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Omg ur pfp SDVemoteheart

distant sphinx
queen merlin
queen merlin
wise trench
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I am at Year 2 first year I sucked at fishing and now I am insanely good at it SDVpufferpridecool

queen merlin
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found it while looking for art from a song called ussewaa

wise trench
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I am taking my times with the bundles and everything

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Only have like two bundles finished

grave mesa
cobalt hare
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i mean what

grave mesa
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LMFAO

wise trench
queen merlin
cobalt hare
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Llfao

queen merlin
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but thanks ig

wise trench
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Only need a fish I only could get in fall SDVpufferchickbig2 hoping I get it in the Travelling Cart

queen merlin
# grave mesa LMFAO

also tell me if your status is supposed to be about yusuke lmfao 😭 😭

cobalt hare
hollow hornet
cobalt hare
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Hello indigo SDVemoteowo

queen merlin
hollow hornet
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hello!!

vocal sand
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Wow, my fishing skill levels up fast; it leveled up 2 days in a row.

queen merlin
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i am tempted to join you p5heads

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with a makoto, sumi or haru pfp

cobalt hare
vocal sand
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I have a feeling that I'm fishing an unnatural amount

queen merlin
hollow hornet
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makoto is cool

grave mesa
grave mesa
hollow hornet
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based

queen merlin
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i will only call you an idiot if you do something dum but cute

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so chill

cobalt hare
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So im cute

queen merlin
queen merlin
hollow hornet
queen merlin
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i found a lot of yusuke stuff while looking for this pfp

grave mesa
queen merlin
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and was like must use as pfp

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found an extremely cute thing

hollow hornet
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my eyes are immediately drawn

grave mesa
queen merlin
grave mesa
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Bet

hollow hornet
elder thunder
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So wait! alex marriage spoilers ||If you marry Alex he gives up his dreams of going pro?? I just got a scene where he said "His dream didn't go planned" like he isn't still trying||

hushed niche
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||if so thats really depressing||

elder thunder
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;-; this isnt what i wanted!

ember cove
elder thunder
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;_;

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I didnt want them to give up on their dreams!

hollow hornet
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most spouses' dreams involve leaving the valley which is pretty sad if you marry them

elder thunder
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I wanted to cheer him on

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||Yeah cuz Sam wants to go get big with his band right? And Seb wants to just leave, Leah wants to be an artist which might call for leaving, same for Elliot maybe, Haley wants to be a photographer...|| Aghhhhh now I feel horrible.

grave mesa
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Meh Sebs is fine because he ends up ||realizing he doesn't actually like the city||

compact furnace
ember cove
elder thunder
ember cove
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elliott harvey emily and leah

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yeah

queen merlin
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what about abby?

hollow hornet
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sample

queen merlin
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sample?

hushed niche
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phew SDVcharelliott

ember cove
# queen merlin what about abby?

Abigail and Sam just feels like cradle-robbing to be honest. Young and acts young, the both of them. Disagreements or arguments with parents. Generally irresponsible or have little life experience. They feel like you are dating a teenager, and unless you're a teenager, that's weird for me.

queen merlin
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hmm

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i mean true

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especially noticeable with sam

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abigail feels less noticeable because pierre kinda sexist at times

hollow hornet
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ig theyre made for the teenage demographic

hushed niche
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yeah they do make mentions of his "youthful energy" a lot and what haveyou

grave mesa
elder thunder
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spoilers abby/sam marriage||Abby also apparently stops exploring, stops adventuring, stops playin prarie kin. Sam apparenly stops playing music cuz "a married man doesnt have time for that"||

grave mesa
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Rip

queen merlin
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i mean cannot talk about sam here

hollow hornet
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yikes

queen merlin
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because 10 heart

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14

warped hamlet
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||Abby does enter the mines during some days||

cobalt hare
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Yes

velvet charm
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can plants get struck by lightning 🥹🥹

cobalt hare
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yes

hollow hornet
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yeah

dark field
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||I don't think being married stops Abigail from doing any of it logically - I think part of the issue is it's a game with limitations, and ConcernedApe already has so many things on his plate, being a lone developer.||

ornate gorge
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how do you get married

dark field
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||I would love to see mods that'd give married npcs more behaviors though personally||

ornate gorge
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i need a wife

warped hamlet
ornate gorge
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on second thought

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ill stay single

cobalt hare
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lol

hollow hornet
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go scrot

warped hamlet
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Shush

cobalt hare
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yes go scrot

ornate gorge
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whats that

warped hamlet
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Prove it spelt it wrong

warped hamlet
ornate gorge
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oh

ashen flume
ornate gorge
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are there any profitable crops in winter?

wild moss
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winter seeds

warped hamlet
ornate gorge
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:(

wild moss
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it’s also the only crop so you don’t have a whole lot of other options

warped hamlet
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Except winter seeds but only drop forageables

wild moss
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unless you wanted to plant fiber or something lol

grave mesa
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Winter seeds is like the only option

ornate gorge
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how do u get those

cobalt hare
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elaine where u been

ornate gorge
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anyway

vocal sand
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What's the repercussion for staying up late? Bc I accidentally stayed up until 1 fishing

ornate gorge
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what tf do i do in winter

cobalt hare
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u just pass out at 2

wild moss
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less energy restoration that might

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that’s it

cobalt hare
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and that

vocal sand
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Okay, cool, just wondering.

warped hamlet
wild moss
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going to bed after 12 loses you more and more restoration the later you stay up

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and if you pass out at 2am you lose some money

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if you go to bed at 12am or earlier you lose nothing

ashen flume
vocal sand
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The game's missions: Mine! Farm! Talk to people!
My playstyle: feesh

ornate gorge
grave mesa
cobalt hare
vocal sand
ornate gorge
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what does green haired girl likr

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like

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i forgot her name

grave mesa
cobalt hare
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caroline?

hushed niche
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caroline likresss

ornate gorge
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probably

hushed niche
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this girl right?

ornate gorge
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ye

hushed niche
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she likes fish tacos summer spangles green tea

cobalt hare
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she isnt a bachorette

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but ok

charred jay
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In 1979, the planet, earth, was created by Linus from nothing but a few grap‌es

hushed niche
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yea u cant marry her

cobalt hare
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linus secretly a god

ornate gorge
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ik i just want the tea sapling recipe

vocal sand
cobalt hare
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oh yeah

ornate gorge
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if i give her 1 of those will 1 heart appear in the bar?

vocal sand
cobalt hare
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on her birthday maybe

ornate gorge
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for fish tacos i prob need kitchen

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i am dirt poor

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(109G)

cobalt hare
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summer sprangles spangles whatever

hushed niche
ornate gorge
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k i need watering can upgrade

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how do u get copper fast

vocal sand
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Tip for not being poor: fish

cobalt hare
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go upgrade

vocal sand
cobalt hare
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buy from clint or mine

ornate gorge
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u can buy copperM

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?*

cobalt hare
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yes ??

ornate gorge
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thats a life saver

desert wren
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Is it worth getting a crab filled fish pond for crab cakes?

ashen flume
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Just be careful to not go bankrupt buying materials

ashen flume
ornate gorge
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probably i will

cobalt hare
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5 ores for 1 bar in furnace just saying

ashen flume
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And one coal

cobalt hare
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buy if ur rich

ashen flume
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Stares at my 16 million gold

cobalt hare
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I just got 3 hearts with haley

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nice!

hollow raptor
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does the spreading weeds have damaged ur crops do anything

noble yoke
hollow raptor
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wah?

wind hearth
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whats the most profitable crop in yr 1 fall?

noble yoke
noble yoke
wind hearth
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alrightt thank you

hollow raptor
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if u gonna make kegs u should do more pumpkins

vocal sand
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Ofc the one day I get super lucky with my catches is the day of Willy's doctor appointment

glad ridge
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heyy guys im back

noble yoke
noble yoke
glad ridge
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idk waht happend

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i think i accidentaly left

vocal sand
distant sphinx
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not bad

distant sphinx
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yeah you can always do this

glad ridge
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anyone wanna vc?

distant sphinx
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I don't think you can talk without cowpoke role

tame cradle
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so like past a certain point should I just sell prismatic shards

distant sphinx
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no just make rgb clothing

tame cradle
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sounds garish.

distant sphinx
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at that point the 2.5k from them isn't really much at all

tame cradle
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eh.

distant sphinx
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also they will be used in lategame

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for [redacted]

modern eagle
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have you finished the community center? a lot are used for something after

glad ridge
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wait how do i make clothes?

distant sphinx
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make friends with emily

tame cradle
distant sphinx
ashen flume
tame cradle
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ok

ashen flume
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Then emily

glad ridge
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there is litteraly so much idk abt the game lol

tame cradle
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I'm in winter 1

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🥴

modern eagle
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hold on to all of your prismatic shards

tame cradle
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ok

modern eagle
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you need a lot

tame cradle
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oh..

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how many is a lot

noble yoke
distant sphinx
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make sure to donate 1 to the museum

ashen flume
modern eagle
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don't worry about it right now

glad ridge
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who yall trynna marry

tame cradle
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sheesh

noble yoke
tame cradle
distant sphinx
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so.. another emo girl

tame cradle
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yes

distant sphinx
tame cradle
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Sabrina is better thoe

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My headcanon of her is that she's trans

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because girl mod

noble yoke
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time to stock up on some more salad 🥗

glad ridge
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vc anyone??

hollow hornet
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cant talk in vc if ur a villager

distant sphinx
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you need cowpoke (level 5) to talk

tame cradle
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girl mod has fucking obliterated the male population of Stardew

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(based)

distant sphinx
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does it just turn every bachelor into a female?

tame cradle
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it does

tame cradle
hollow raptor
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oh

tame cradle
hollow raptor
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wow

tame cradle
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they all trans like me fr

noble yoke
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Can you put iridium in ||crystalariums||?

distant sphinx
tame cradle
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lmao

noble yoke
glad ridge
distant sphinx
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the only exception being SDVitemprismaticshard

noble yoke
tame cradle
distant sphinx
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yeah why are crystalariums a spoiler

glad ridge
tame cradle
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yeah fair point

tame cradle
distant sphinx
cobalt hare
noble yoke
tame cradle
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thx

distant sphinx
noble yoke
hollow hornet
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you can spoiler whatever its fine

cobalt hare
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||cpt indigo is amazing|| spoiler

distant sphinx
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||whatever its fine||

tame cradle
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ughhh I wanna buy iridium pick but

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so expensive..

hollow hornet
distant sphinx
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very worth it if you're doing ||skull cavern a lot||

ashen flume
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Or if you mine a lot in general

charred palm
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Livin' Off The Land

distant sphinx
ashen flume
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Idk i never tried

noble yoke
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How common is it for an ||ancient seed|| to drop from a monster in the mines, and if so what level?

wicked trench
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wait that is rare

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god damn I sold one without even thinking about it

charred palm
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😭

noble yoke
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( I think)

distant sphinx
glad ridge
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guys i need help

hollow hornet
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id say sf is better

charred palm
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I prefer af for convenience

noble yoke
hollow hornet
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fuck i was not done typing

cold glacier
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can someone help me I have 6heatrs with haley but I skipped the 4heart cut seen and It isn't happening what do I do?

distant sphinx
glad ridge
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im trynna give my 15 copper to clint for the quest but hes not taking it or talking bout the quest

wicked trench
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not knowing numbers and odds in a game can be painful sometimes 😔

noble yoke
cold glacier
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I do

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and nothing happens

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shes just cooking

cold glacier
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I already did the 6heart cut seen

distant sphinx
#

do you mean you skipped it as in you saw it and you clicked past it?

slow yew
cold glacier
#

I didnt clip past it\

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it never happened

grave mesa
#

Bro can I sell my old fishing rods somewhere

noble yoke
distant sphinx
cobalt hare
#

i trashed it

glad ridge
#

from my chest

grave mesa
noble yoke
grave mesa
#

I haet my stupid fiberglass rod I have an iridium rod now

distant sphinx
dull idol
#

hello

grave mesa
#

Such a waste of money </3

distant sphinx
#

iridium isn't much better

grave mesa
noble yoke
distant sphinx
#

tackle isn't that useful

distant sphinx
grave mesa
distant sphinx
#

ok gl

slow yew
fathom belfry
#

why is that apple saying hi

grave mesa
#

Ugly ass apple

distant sphinx
noble yoke
#

I have a question but I'm not sure if it's post cc or not 💀

hasty pond
tame cradle
#

jesus fuck pigs are expensive

distant sphinx
slow yew
grave mesa
hollow hornet
noble yoke
#

Who is this and how do I talk to him? SDVpetcatsad

distant sphinx
#

lag?

distant sphinx
slow yew
hollow hornet
#

ahh

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i see

fathom belfry
#

that's my husband, stay away

ashen flume
#

Oh my god the pfp

#

Im never coming back to this channel again i regret everything

distant sphinx
grave mesa
distant sphinx
grave mesa
#

bruh LMFAO

cobalt hare
hollow hornet
#

I see I see

cobalt hare
#

yes now u see

hollow hornet
#

you guys need to see kranes abomination

hasty pond
#

catboy pierre?

distant sphinx
#

w h a t

hollow hornet
#

oh yeah that too

neon bobcat
hollow hornet
#

hold on lemme look for it

wicked trench
hollow hornet
#

heres what i was referring to at first

cobalt hare
#

oh no

wicked trench
#

uh

hollow hornet
hushed niche
#

ww

wicked trench
#

no why

distant sphinx
hollow hornet
#

if someone makes any of these their pfp i will adopt them

#

(real)

cobalt hare
#

my eyes

wicked trench
#

I uh

wicked trench
#

._.

cobalt hare
#

i want cpt indigo to adopt me

hollow hornet
cobalt hare
#

kranes look good

fathom belfry
hollow hornet
#

as you should

wicked trench
#

dawg you guys are making me worried

cobalt hare
#

bout to make my way to cpt indigo house rn

hollow hornet
#

LMAOO

distant sphinx
cobalt hare
#

adopt me

#

HAAHAHAHAH

distant sphinx
#

oh my

cobalt hare
#

i cant stop laughing

fathom belfry
#

wawawiwa

hollow hornet
#

imagine this little thing at your door saying that

cobalt hare
#

papa indigo

distant sphinx
#

shobus

wicked trench
#

this server is a lot more cursed than I imagined

fathom belfry
#

Pierre has never looked better

hollow hornet
#

yes child

ashen flume
cobalt hare
#

its just this channel ngl

charred palm
#

💀

hollow hornet
#

oh yeah thats cursed

wicked trench
#

I hate that

fathom belfry
wicked trench
#

a lot

charred palm
cobalt hare
#

i am

distant sphinx
fathom belfry
#

it's cause of all the seasoning

cobalt hare
charred palm
fathom belfry
#

what would Krobus w/ Abigail hair look like

hollow hornet
fathom belfry
#

someone make this for me pls

cobalt hare
#

im interested

trail nest
cobalt hare
#

i would tag de- oh hi

charred palm
cobalt hare
#

someone wants to see krogail

fathom belfry
#

i'm someone

trail nest
cobalt hare
#

i mean me too

trail nest
#

anyway

cobalt hare
#

omg

fathom belfry
#

the eye makeup matches the outfit

#

slay governor

distant sphinx
#

purple 🤤

cobalt hare
#

pamvernor

hollow hornet
#

pavernor

distant sphinx
cobalt hare
#

i like this pfp

fathom belfry
#

tavernor

cold glacier
#

whats better tiller or rancher

distant sphinx
#

tiller

#

then get artisan at lvl 10

hollow hornet
#

tiller for artisan

ashen flume
#

Tiller

fathom belfry
#

bryson tiller

ashen flume
#

Yeah its only tiller cause of the lvl 10 perk

hollow hornet
cobalt hare
slow yew
#

No one

fathom belfry
#

but you could b

cobalt hare
#

true

slow yew
#

Indigo wasn't number one until number one was banned

cobalt hare
#

#2 sounds good now

fathom belfry
#

damn, that's shady

charred palm
#

Chicky slim shady

frail lynx
#

Yk next fall I'm just going to set up like 30 preserves jars and farm pumpkin pickle

slow yew
#

He took her place just like he took my inheritance money

charred palm
#

Indigo is a meanie

slow yew
#

Ye SCGbigsad

cobalt hare
#

he adopted me

slow yew
#

Unfortunately

cobalt hare
#

should i run away from home

fathom belfry
#

sounds like it sucks

#

absolutely

cobalt hare
#

i should say bye first

fathom belfry
#

why

frail lynx
#

Guys how do I get coal
Fast
Extremely fast

fathom belfry
#

reverse engineering a diamond

slow yew
#

Killing dust sprites

cobalt hare
#

its rude to go without saying anything

noble yoke
fathom belfry
#

or get a a coal maker if you can

fathom belfry
cobalt hare
#

oh yeah

frail lynx
#

AND IF THEY DO DROP COAL ITS ALWAYS 1 >_<

noble yoke
fathom belfry
#

get a coal maker & turn wood into coal

cobalt hare
#

barely find any dust sprites?

frail lynx
#

40

frail lynx
frail lynx
cobalt hare
#

40-79 nothing?

frail lynx
#

I've only found like 20 overall

cobalt hare
#

well 41-79

#

wow

#

ur luck

gritty sage
#

go on a good luck day

fathom belfry
#

what an elitist ah

gritty sage
#

n take bombs

frail lynx
#

those exist?

#

why bombs

cobalt hare
#

watch fortune teller on the tv

gritty sage
#

cus when u break stone

#

sometimes u get coal too

frail lynx
#

o h

noble yoke
hollow hornet
gritty sage
#

yes :) n it can make finding staircases easier

frail lynx
#

I have like 200 ores just waiting cuz i don't have enough coal

hollow hornet
#

i did this to honor her

slow yew
hollow hornet
fathom belfry
#

took you a long time to come back w/ an alibi

#

seems sus

slow yew
cobalt hare
#

hmm

hollow hornet
#

cause i was petting my cat smh

cobalt hare
#

smh my head

hollow hornet
#

exact.y

fathom belfry
#

cats don't like being petted for that long, that sounds sus-er

slow yew
#

Indigo cat do like pet

cobalt hare
#

we have a cat?

hollow hornet
#

you don't know my cat sad

noble yoke
fathom belfry
#

you already ran away wtf

#

what is going on here

glad ridge
hollow hornet
#

MY KID RAN AWAY???

glad ridge
#

im a noob so thats a lot for me llol

cobalt hare
#

im at the porch

slow yew
#

Oh yeh indigo I made them run away

hollow raptor
fathom belfry
#

and youre such a negligent parent youre only finding out through word of mouth

hollow hornet
#

what the fuck

fathom belfry
#

sus-est

slow yew
noble yoke
#

Does anyone know what he needs it for? 💀

cobalt hare
#

ask him

glad ridge
fathom belfry
hollow hornet
charred palm
cobalt hare
teal warren
#

just a sneak peak of what happens in seasoned farmers
(image by honeydew#6308)

slow yew
fathom belfry
hollow hornet
#

wtf

cobalt hare
#

im gonna run 1 direction as fast as i can

hollow hornet
#

you guys pressured my kid into running away

teal warren
hollow hornet
#

omg one direction is here

fathom belfry
#

nah that was their own initiative

trail nest
teal warren
fathom belfry
#

damn credit the artist wtf

cobalt hare
hollow hornet
fathom belfry
#

sauce???

trail nest
#

do ou guys have any pam questions

fathom belfry
#

yes

cobalt hare
#

yes

hollow hornet
#

yes

wet fog
#

no

trail nest
#

ask away!

hollow hornet
#

no

slow yew
#

Waiting for them to get over the pam memes, cause they died before they were born

fathom belfry
#

where does she sleep?

noble yoke
#

It just so happened that all my blueberries, strawberries, and ||star fruit|| all finished growing on the same day. SDVCA

trail nest
teal warren
slow yew
warped hamlet
fathom belfry
trail nest
teal warren
#

vomit

vernal ginkgo
#

Remember to check your crop's progress and harvest accordingly

slow yew
hollow hornet
#

yeah

wet fog
fathom belfry
#

Penny does a terrible job at cleaning

cobalt hare
slow yew
noble yoke
fathom belfry
#

she's always complaining about how difficult it is to run a trailer

cobalt hare
frail lynx
fathom belfry
#

she ain't doing a good job

noble yoke
frail lynx
fathom belfry
slow yew
fathom belfry
trail nest
#

maybe pam is just too messy

slow yew
fathom belfry
#

and she's always complaining about how hard it is to keep it clean

#

when she's not. so she's a liar.

teal warren
cobalt hare
#

just marry penny and she got a better life SDVcharpenny

slow yew
fathom belfry
#

Penny is playing the victim. when the truth is Pam drinks because of her.

slow yew
#

I hope ur joking

fathom belfry
teal warren
noble yoke
fathom belfry
#

this is a family-friendly server

slow yew
#

My god all these new farmers newbie

cobalt hare
#

give me a reason

frail lynx
eternal kite
fathom belfry
hollow hornet
slow yew
#

This is worse than hell

cobalt hare
hollow hornet
#

yes child

cobalt hare
#

is that a valid reason

noble yoke
hollow hornet
#

no keep ur gorgeous pfp

fathom belfry
eternal kite
#

Ooooooh k

cobalt hare
#

hmm i am gorgeous

fathom belfry
#

why doesn't your name say indigo child?

noble yoke
cobalt hare
#

hmm

fathom belfry
#

are you embarrassed?

wet fog
#

midigo

hollow hornet
#

Bran has a name smh my head

cobalt hare
#

too long

fathom belfry
# wet fog midigo

bro, you coulda worked at that mad men ad agency w/ this copywriting

#

exquisite

noble yoke
#

When you destroy a crop because you thought you had your watering can out but it was actually your axe: 😑

fathom belfry
#

y'all stop spamming, I can't be waiting 4 seconds between my messages

wet fog
#

whats copywriting

cobalt hare
#

u copy write

fathom belfry
#

whatever you want it to be

wet fog
#

stupid ass comment smh

fathom belfry
#

I can't 😂

cobalt hare
#

32 characters max

hollow hornet
#

indigo

cobalt hare
fathom belfry
#

indigo would rather rep marlon than you, bran

#

great parenting

cobalt hare
#

dang

fathom belfry
#

the whole chat quieted down

#

feeling bad for you

cobalt hare
#

bye papa

glad ridge
#

guys is the flower dance good

#

like should i go

#

can i get stuff from it

ashen flume
#

Theres some things at the shop

#

Otherwise its just pain

scarlet thicket
#

I cant believe that someone is really asking that question

crude tapir
ashen flume
cobalt hare
#

The plants from the flower dance are cute

ashen flume
#

And a recipe for a flower barrel i think

fathom belfry
hollow hornet
ashen flume
warped hamlet
ornate gorge
#

all festivals are not worth your precuous time

cobalt hare
ornate gorge
#

imo

hollow hornet
crude tapir
hollow hornet
#

OH YEAH

warped hamlet
#

ITS FATHERS DAY?

cobalt hare
#

yes

hollow hornet
#

i cant believe my kid didnt greet me

cobalt hare
#

yes I got reminded in chat earlier lmao had to call my dad quick

glad ridge
#

do i get more money from piere or the bin

warped hamlet
#

what ???

scarlet thicket
#

Fathers day is on 23rd?

warped hamlet
crude tapir
#

what

hollow hornet
hollow hornet
crude tapir
#

WHO LIED TO ME

cobalt hare
#

It's today in the US

crude tapir
#

ah

cobalt hare
#

Its yesterday for me

noble yoke
#

Is this decent?

cobalt hare
#

So is it really my fault SDVpufferlurk

hollow hornet
#

what happened to ur pfp smh my mhs

ashen flume
hollow hornet
ashen flume
warped hamlet
#

oh its cos my country is just quirky like that

hollow hornet
#

damn

cobalt hare
hollow hornet
#

thats pretty silly and goofy

ornate gorge
#

how do u get

cobalt hare
#

Its a spoiler for a reason bud

hollow hornet
ashen flume
noble yoke
cobalt hare
hollow hornet
#

damn why are your guys fathers day so wildly different

warped hamlet
ashen flume
charred palm
#

Why should I marry Penny ?
I'm trying to find reasons because I don't want to divorce her after getting pirate decorations 😭

hollow hornet
#

wtf is english anymore

cobalt hare
ornate gorge
#

k

ashen flume
cobalt hare
warped hamlet
#

now im kinda worried what if my father is like american or smth and thinks its fathers day today

cobalt hare
#

Hello

charred palm
warped hamlet
noble yoke
cobalt hare
#

Thank you :)

#

Welcome avenger

hollow hornet
crude tapir
#

Indigo did u just lost ur kid

hollow hornet
#

this is not a good time to join wtf

cobalt hare
#

I ran away

crude tapir
#

LMFAOOOOO

glad ridge
#

bro where is the flower dance

cobalt hare
#

forest

hollow hornet
#

yeah i had a kid for like 15 minutes

glad ridge
#

im so confused

charred palm
hollow hornet
#

you are panda

charred palm
#

Pand

cobalt hare
warped hamlet
cobalt hare
#

I wonder who

ashen flume
crude tapir
warped hamlet
#

why s that an emote

cobalt hare
#

What's the command to teach spoilers again?

hollow hornet
#

!spoiler

novel thistleBOT
#

To mark text as a spoiler, use || before and after your message. Example: ||I'm a spoiler!|| -> ||I'm a spoiler!||.

To mark an image as a spoiler, before sending it:
On mobile: Tap on the image preview, then select the "Mark as spoiler" checkbox below the image. You may need to scroll down to see the option.
On desktop: Click the pencil icon (labelled "Modify Attachment") at the top right of the image preview. Select the "Mark as spoiler" checkbox.

cobalt hare
#

!spoiler

novel thistleBOT
#

To mark text as a spoiler, use || before and after your message. Example: ||I'm a spoiler!|| -> ||I'm a spoiler!||.

To mark an image as a spoiler, before sending it:
On mobile: Tap on the image preview, then select the "Mark as spoiler" checkbox below the image. You may need to scroll down to see the option.
On desktop: Click the pencil icon (labelled "Modify Attachment") at the top right of the image preview. Select the "Mark as spoiler" checkbox.

crude tapir
#

Lol

warped hamlet
#

!spoiler