stardew-valley

[mystic mirage]

new pfp

[runic vapor]

PWARF???!?!?!

[tidal yacht]

actual new farmers are probs confused ngl. :P

[grave mesa]

Pam actually looks hotter this way idk why

[cobalt hare]

Clint X Haley

[mystic mirage]

i think i look amazing

[grave mesa]

OMG MATCHING?! WTF LMFAO

[tidal yacht]

lovin' it

[mystic mirage]

LMFAOOOOOO

[torn bolt]

Elaine 😂

[trail nest]

wait

[languid bay]

IM CRYING

[grave mesa]

wtf 😭

[runic vapor]

clint and emily

[carmine umbra]

Pictures taken before disaster

[tidal yacht]

agreed

[mystic mirage]

U WANNA STAY MATCHING LMAO

[grave mesa]

YES LOL

[trail nest]

hi i joined

[carmine umbra]

Also MAO AND ELAINE WHAT?

[mystic mirage]

I THINK WE LOOK GREAT

[cobalt hare]

I'm kinda feeling this one

[grave mesa]

OMG WE HAVE A CULT

[runic vapor]

rip

[torn bolt]

HAHAHAHA

[grave mesa]

JOIN THE CULT

[languid bay]

THIS IS FUCKING HORRIFYING

[carmine umbra]

Now im confused....

[mystic mirage]

IM ACTUALLY CRYING 😭

[carmine umbra]

Agreed

[tidal yacht]

should i succumb to the cult

[trail nest]

i cant breah

[grave mesa]

yes.

[trail nest]

yes.

[grave mesa]

we need more members.. to take over.

[torn bolt]

Should all chat in another channel at once

[languid bay]

I look back to pwarf and continue wheezing

[grave mesa]

YES

[carmine umbra]

Yeah, y'all go do that

[trail nest]

where

[carmine umbra]

I wanna see

[mystic mirage]

wait guys dont go yet i have one more

[carmine umbra]

#stardew-spoilers ?

[torn bolt]

#stardew-spoilers

😂

[languid bay]

Yall gonna scare the newer players

[grave mesa]

good smh..

[tidal yacht]

i have done the doo

[languid bay]

Tru but thats mean

[carmine umbra]

Just go in #stardew-spoilers and say

[trail nest]

welcome.

[carmine umbra]

Im not a new players and im scared

[languid bay]

I'm not new and m horrified

[carmine umbra]

Jinx!

[tidal yacht]

yessss

[languid bay]

LMAOOO

[carmine umbra]

NO GOD

[tidal yacht]

nooooo

[trail nest]

GIVE THEM THE LINUS BEARD

[mystic mirage]

im rlly out here workin for free 💅

[languid bay]

GROSS DISCUSTING HORRIBLE

[trail nest]

three tier transformation

[robust wind]

The longer I look at the teeth the more terrified I get

[tidal yacht]

he is literally going to ||do itself if it had the mind of clint||

[torn bolt]

The way this is one of Clint's fantasies

[mystic mirage]

ENOUGH

[tidal yacht]

yeh

[cobalt hare]

Ok if I were a new farmer I would be fearful lol

[languid bay]

IT PROBABLY IS BEO

[robust wind]

[languid bay]

Thats scary

[tidal yacht]

yeah

[languid bay]

Clint having a fantasy that looks like fucking that

[torn bolt]

May welcome

[mystic mirage]

I THINK WE ALL LOOK SUPER HOT WITH OUR NEW PFPS

[robust wind]

Hi Ángelll

[tidal yacht]

we do we gonna get all the cookies from the luau soup

[undone blaze]

[runic vapor]

Thank you!

[mystic mirage]

at your service ✨

[cobalt hare]

hi!

[tidal yacht]

hi

[grave mesa]

wouldn't be surprised if everyone starts hitting on us tbh..

[undone blaze]

Hi!

[mystic mirage]

WELCOME!

[tidal yacht]

yeh u be lookin crunchy

[undone blaze]

Hitting you with rocks? Yeah definitely

[mystic mirage]

fr we the hottest ones in the club rn

[grave mesa]

how dare you... 😡

[runic vapor]

this took way too long for some reason but i am now part of the cult

[languid bay]

Scrolled back and was fucking dying

[grave mesa]

congratulations, you are very welcomed

[tidal yacht]

The fact that @mystic mirage and @grave mesa are both y2 spring makes it furtherly confusing

[grave mesa]

they're doing their best 💔

[runic vapor]

thank you very much!

[mystic mirage]

i meant like welcome to the chat ik u have been here for a while lol

[languid bay]

I like the cult but come on

[mystic mirage]

yw bb

[grave mesa]

LMFAOO i can imagine

[runic vapor]

no one will be able to tell the difference anymore and i love it

[grave mesa]

NOVA its beautiful

[mystic mirage]

THANK YOU 😭

[tidal yacht]

just the color of role

[green briar]

[grave mesa]

Nova will be the cult's child since seb is younger than the governor

[languid bay]

Yes

[cobalt hare]

haven't seen this in a while

[wind hearth]

geologist or miner

[undone blaze]

Miner

If you're just starting out? Miner

[green briar]

sorry

[wind hearth]

alrightalright thanks!

[grave mesa]

get on sdv anyway, unproductiveness is temporary, grind is forever

[grave mesa]

why

[tidal yacht]

nice

[runic vapor]

but george is older than vincent!

[languid bay]

LMAOOO

[grave mesa]

fuck.............

[mystic mirage]

its a paradoz

[grave mesa]

oh god

[mystic mirage]

x

[languid bay]

Got a child army of gerbils

[undone blaze]

I have no idea what's going on at the moment

[tidal yacht]

do it the vince governors orders you

[mystic mirage]

i made it ❤️

[grave mesa]

HEY!!!

[runic vapor]

my new motto in life

[languid bay]

No its fabulous

[mystic mirage]

yw for that hot pfp btw

[long plinth]

ELAINE AND WOMANIZER I LOVE YOUR PFP

[grave mesa]

this keeps me goinbg

[trail nest]

i made one.

[undone blaze]

But whatever is happening, i hate it

[grave mesa]

LMFAO trust me we're not the only ones KEK

[languid bay]

Alr that one is better

[grave mesa]

than k you though queen

[runic vapor]

that actually looks normal

[tidal yacht]

how bout me :c

[grave mesa]

emilys terrifying face ruins everything /j

[mystic mirage]

we all look sizzlin

[runic vapor]

thank you i am part of a cult

[grave mesa]

oh god the chats getting so confusing to read LMFAO

[languid bay]

Emily's face is a jumpscare on its own

[runic vapor]

join us

[tidal yacht]

i love you

[mystic mirage]

IKR 😭

[grave mesa]

Imagine we get a warning for this somehow 😭

[runic vapor]

she is very enthusiastic

[long plinth]

I honestly forgot you had that pfp

[undone blaze]

Imagine i report you /j

[languid bay]

don't report my army

[long plinth]

I'm sorry but the pfp changing doesn't work for me rn

[grave mesa]

you will die... 😡 /j

[tidal yacht]

...

[grave mesa]

it's okay, you can join soon queen

[undone blaze]

Of laughter? Sure

[runic vapor]

aw bummer

[mystic mirage]

i love you too bb

[languid bay]

Hilarious

[tidal yacht]

you lookin' hot

and sizzlin

[mystic mirage]

have u seen urself

[long plinth]

I tried to change my pfp to a bacon lamp(as one of my friends came up with the lamp nickname) but i couldn't, only could change my name 😢

[carmine umbra]

Who's the most "hyperactive" villager in the game

[grave mesa]

Let's be real.. we're all hot.........

[languid bay]

Yes

[tidal yacht]

yes

[runic vapor]

emily

[grave mesa]

its' because you didn't change your pfp to our pfp, otherwise it would've worked

[undone blaze]

sajdbbdvf i am very uncomfortable with the energy you guys created in the chat right now

[languid bay]

Sandys is gonna give me nightmares

[grave mesa]

yeah def Emily, she's hyper and yeah

[tidal yacht]

gunther

[runic vapor]

thank you!

[undone blaze]

Sam probably

[grave mesa]

that's the goal

[mystic mirage]

anytime 🥰

[languid bay]

Emily but maybe abgail cause she eats mf crystals

[tidal yacht]

i am listening to taylor swift c:

[undone blaze]

OKAY I JUST NOTICED THERE ARE 3 — NO FOUR OF YOU

[mystic mirage]

there are only 4???

[languid bay]

Yes

[runic vapor]

i thought there were more honestly

[languid bay]

Married to her on my main save file

[mystic mirage]

same

[undone blaze]

omg i just noticed the sebasgeorge ahdvjdhd so there are 5

[grave mesa]

LMFAOO

[languid bay]

Started a new one to sell my soul to joja mart

[mystic mirage]

yall im gonna go feed my chickens now ❤️ love u gerbil cult forever and always

[grave mesa]

nova shall be called Seorge

[languid bay]

Yes

I am the Savior

[grave mesa]

good luck... make sure to wave your gerbil flag as you feed them

[tidal yacht]

Seorge what is your wisdom

[runic vapor]

bye! have fun with your chickens!

[long plinth]

In my next save who should I try to marry

[runic vapor]

spread the cult to the chickens

[grave mesa]

this is a question for our prophet Seorge

[mystic mirage]

ill prob be back in 5 mins but just in case i get struck by lightnig 💕

[runic vapor]

george

[undone blaze]

[grave mesa]

SEORGE WE NEED YOUR KNOWLEDGE TO KNOW WHO THEY MUST MARRY

[carmine umbra]

My contribution to this topic

[long plinth]

I CAN'T MARRY GEORGE 😭

[grave mesa]

god bless..

[languid bay]

GOD DAMN IT ITS AMAZING

[undone blaze]

NO NO NO NO NO

[grave mesa]

it must be SEbastian then.. since seb is half of seorge

[long plinth]

NOT GRANDMA EVELYN

[mystic mirage]

*GRANNY evelyn.

[tidal yacht]

the wisdom of vince says marry penny. but penny is older than us so clearly gotta aim for old folks so i believe we should steal evelyn's heart from george

[long plinth]

Sorry :(

[queen merlin]

What is happening

[tidal yacht]

this makes haley 30x hotter

[mystic mirage]

ok bye fr now

[undone blaze]

can y'all not ajhdjfbdbbfb i think y'all might be scaring all of the new Farmers thats coming in

[carmine umbra]

Fusion.

[languid bay]

I was gonna marry Penny or Haley in my new save

[grave mesa]

hm...

[languid bay]

No I will get worse

[undone blaze]

Idk but i hate it so much

[mystic mirage]

that seems like a them problem

[queen merlin]

I just came in

[long plinth]

im being scared and im not new :/

[queen merlin]

I am scared

[grave mesa]

honestly i'd feel more welcomed if i came in to this

[tidal yacht]

...

[languid bay]

IM CRYING

[tidal yacht]

u should be

[grave mesa]

yoo its Iris

[undone blaze]

NOVA WHAT ON EARTH

[queen merlin]

Elaine whyyyyy

[tidal yacht]

ily more cause i like this one better

[grave mesa]

LMFAOO i don't know how this happened, the cult just grew so quickly

[languid bay]

Same

[long plinth]

also isn't this specifically for discussion of gameplay???

[queen merlin]

We can't be friends no more

[proper basin]

Seems welcoming enough ngl

[languid bay]

I slay this

[undone blaze]

Uh yeah

[long plinth]

No time for your culty shenanigans 😒

[queen merlin]

No one ever discusses gameplay

[languid bay]

Ik ik my beauty is frightening

[grave mesa]

yes, but our pfps doesn't matter as long as we're answering questions of gameplay when someone asks

and yeah, it's super common for people to go off topic

[long plinth]

I know was just trying to steer the topic(but failed)

[runic vapor]

what she probably looked like before plastic surgery

[long plinth]

Im sorry 😞

[languid bay]

HAHAHAHAAH

[silk folio]

Making a new farm for multiplayer, any farm name suggestions?

[grave mesa]

Oh LMFAO

[grave mesa]

Seorge! :) it's a cute name right

[long plinth]

Anyways imma go read unOrdinary for the second time

[tidal yacht]

can i marry u

[trail nest]

im bad at farm names myself but think of nature

[languid bay]

yes

[cobalt hare]

I always go with Dodo farm for some reason haha

[grave mesa]

[tidal yacht]

||but i will divorce you and clear your memory||

[languid bay]

[torn bolt]

Golden Sun

[languid bay]

I am beyond mortal memory

[proper basin]

lmao

[cobalt hare]

Ookaaaay y'all pls don't over do it with the joke

[grave mesa]

oh yeah what happens when you divorce someone??? Do they go back to normal or do they get angry at you or?? do your hearts reset??

[carmine umbra]

Why not both?

[carmine umbra]

Angry, heart reset

[languid bay]

beautiful

[grave mesa]

terrifying

[tidal yacht]

I would say if you want to be hectic do shared funds, if you want to be not so cool do separate funds, but enjoy the time with those you play with

[grave mesa]

DAMN to 1 heart?

[runic vapor]

she looks like six

[carmine umbra]

Zero iirc

[grave mesa]

wow that's crazy

Thanks queen

[tidal yacht]

u are my queen

[runic vapor]

i mean it is divorce so...

[carmine umbra]

Oh rlly

[grave mesa]

gosh heh......... ;))

[grave mesa]

she's an alien now 😭

[carmine umbra]

Last one i swear

[runic vapor]

lets hope no junimos find us and break this up lol

[carmine umbra]

Altough haley's hair looked pretty legit

[tidal yacht]

yummy

[grave mesa]

Omg that looks kinda good except for the green skin

[carmine umbra]

Yeah

Hang on lemme try turning penny's normal

[runic vapor]

i have to go to bed now BYE i will continue this cult in the morning!

[grave mesa]

bye queen!!!!!!

[tidal yacht]

bye my love

[trail nest]

bye

[tidal yacht]

i will leave this cult tomorrow and return to normalcy :c

but gn

c:

[grave mesa]

aww okay bye queen!!!

I suppose I will too then, the cult was beautiful while it lasted

[carmine umbra]

SHE LOOKED LIKE A REAL NPC WHAT

[grave mesa]

NOW HER EYES R DISTORTED THOUGH LMFAO

[carmine umbra]

Here u go

[grave mesa]

What app are you using for the adjustments

[carmine umbra]

😭 lemme try fixing it

[carmine umbra]

IbisPaint on mobile

[grave mesa]

OHH thats what I used too for a while

[calm sandal]

i thought it was dall e mini

[tidal yacht]

she does... only her eyes

[carmine umbra]

@grave mesa cant fix it

Anyway i twist and turn it, it always looked weird

[grave mesa]

it's ok bro LMFAO you did your best

[mystic mirage]

ELAINE CHANGED BACK 😭 😭 😭

[proper basin]

how do i upgrade my pick

[carmine umbra]

Clint, a villager (blacksmith)

He live on the right side of town

[proper basin]

ty

I was looking in the general store for some reason lmfao

[grave mesa]

IM SORRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[white folio]

How do you get chickens that escape from the coop back into the coop

[grave mesa]

a lot of the cult seemed to disband.. but I will still remember the members in my heart very dearly

[grave mesa]

they'll go back in around 6/7 pm every night to sleep

As long as you leave the door open

[white folio]

Oh thank you

[novel thistle]

false

[grave mesa]

die

[warped hamlet]

Wtf

it just says false

[carmine umbra]

Actually this is the best i can come up with

:(

THAT FOREHEAD

[warped hamlet]

Govner sentient Being

[novel thistle]

false

[calm sandal]

false

[novel thistle]

^ They're pretty lazy tbh.

[warped hamlet]

oh it's custom commands

[calm sandal]

[short nest]

epico governor

[cobalt hare]

Hello I'm new

[calm sandal]

hello new, im slime

[cobalt hare]

Hey slime !

I'm on switch

So yea

[calm sandal]

fell free to ask anything (within #stardew-valley rules)

[carmine umbra]

Hi and welcome!

[novel thistle]

true

[cobalt hare]

What should I do when I start a playthrough

[short nest]

command failure

[calm sandal]

dang

[short nest]

laugh at this user

[cobalt hare]

Cause I just run around and do nothing

[calm sandal]

u can just play this game in slow pace

[carmine umbra]

Usually, we planted the parsnips, and water it, after clearing a small section of our farm that is

[calm sandal]

nobody force u to do anything and most of stuffs are repairable

[short nest]

go and talk to everyone you see

[carmine umbra]

Wiki & youtube are a great source of info

[carmine umbra]

Yep

[calm sandal]

aside when u choose junimo or joja

[short nest]

commit socialization

[cobalt hare]

That's what I did but idk what to do after so I just wait for events and farm more parsnips

[novel thistle]

grr 🐊

[calm sandal]

maybe u should explore the maps for now

[short nest]

stfu governor no one cares

[cobalt hare]

I have its pretty nice

[calm sandal]

wow racist governor

[short nest]

epic command failure

[white folio]

Damn

[novel thistle]

true

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/280006542235795466/650263931499053056/Peanelliot.png

[grave mesa]

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE EYES LOL

[cobalt hare]

What should I do day 2 of the start

[calm sandal]

u play the game

explore things

[short nest]

read willy’s letter

[cobalt hare]

Cause I went and got fishing pole

[grave mesa]

have you bought crops?

[short nest]

well f i s h

[cobalt hare]

Idk what to buy with my money so yea

[calm sandal]

theres no "should" for new players

[grave mesa]

I'd recommend buying parsnips, potatoes, cauliflower, green beans etc, maybe 5-10 of each

[grave mesa]

Well plant them and make sure to water them everyday

[cobalt hare]

K

[short nest]

no “you should play the game”

[safe knoll]

start your wine monopoly

periodt.

[short nest]

periodt

[calm sandal]

yeah i guess, u 'should' play the game

as how u play, its your freedom

[safe knoll]

periodt.

[calm sandal]

stare at 1200 chickens

[cobalt hare]

Sry guys a shiz ton of bugs appeared out of nowhere

[strange zealot]

Hey @/soul. We should just start a game together with everyone else looking for a group XD

[simple siren]

am i meant to have any specific items that make ||sc|| possible?

[eager spear]

should i stop petting my animals, i have 3 hearts from them already

my cows and my chicks😉

[calm sandal]

u can ask #stardew-spoilers for more details but it included a series of chain quest

[calm sandal]

hecc no, its just 3 heart

go max em

[eager spear]

its gonna take so long

[calm sandal]

of course it is

[eager spear]

hell no

[novel thistle]

@eager spear You leveled up to Cowpoke. You can now speak in our voice channels and share images in all channels!

[eager spear]

no shut up

stupid governor, u became sick after tasting my wonderful sap that i put in that soup

[calm sandal]

if u dont want to raise em why u ask it here

[eager spear]

i mean yea its poison but still u should be grateful😒

[tidal yacht]

Best lvl up message

[eager spear]

baby governor??

[tidal yacht]

False.

[eager spear]

damn

[calm sandal]

dang not workin

[tidal yacht]

Grr🐊

[eager spear]

!smapi

[novel thistle]

SMAPI (https://smapi.io/) is the mod loader for Stardew Valley. It loads mods into the game, provides APIs for mods to use, intercepts errors, and backs up your save files automatically.

[woven root]

the luau doesn't make sense, aint no way you just put high quality food mix all of it and it tastes good cause its high quality

[quiet dawn]

You havent seen mine

[novel thistle]

false

false

[tidal yacht]

false

false

[woven root]

damn

[novel thistle]

false

[tidal yacht]

false

Do !true

[quiet dawn]

oh no they spammin

and they're bot commanding in here

[woven root]

oh sh yeah

I didnt do anything

[tidal yacht]

I did one bot command

[keen mauve]

whats the best food

[quiet dawn]

he likes me bein thicc

[tidal yacht]

Yeh

[woven root]

ya mom

[quiet dawn]

Spicy Eel or Lucky Lunch

[woven root]

im sorry i had to do it

[calm sandal]

sashimi

[quiet dawn]

well at least for ||skull cavern||...

[calm sandal]

theres no 'best' food tbh, the question is too general

[keen mauve]

ok

whats a good food for energy

[calm sandal]

sashimi or salad

[tidal yacht]

The best food is spicy eel but if you can’t then bring cheese for energy/hp

Otherwise if you have a kitchen maybe sashimi

[keen mauve]

i was using those energy bars

[calm sandal]

u can buy salad from saloon and u can cook hundreds sashimi from crabpots idle income

[keen mauve]

since its ez to craft

[tidal yacht]

…

[keen mauve]

just chop trees

[tidal yacht]

They are not very good though tbh

[calm sandal]

not really cuz in a way u need to spend energy to chop trees

[keen mauve]

but it was free

[calm sandal]

aside the need of wood of course

[keen mauve]

ill try salad

imma mine

[tidal yacht]

If you get a barn and cheese maker then that is better energy and after a while cheaper than salad

[calm sandal]

need all the sayshaymay in da world

dont mind the oak resin.

[wild moss]

you should sell 714 of that oak resin

[calm sandal]

dang

oh also the ||specter|| gotta spoil that

cant edit prev image to put spoilers, sad, smh discrod

[wild moss]

doesn’t that not need spoiler

[calm sandal]

idk

just in case.

[tidal yacht]

Yeh

Better as spoiler

[calm sandal]

ah, and the golden ||syc||, still need spoiler regardless

[tidal yacht]

Yep

[carmine umbra]

Just need that one sturgeon.......

Tips on catching sturgeon?

[calm sandal]

be good at fishing.

[carmine umbra]

Done, whats the next one

[desert zinc]

catch a sturgeon

[queen merlin]

Ahahah

[carmine umbra]

Understandable, have a great day

[desert zinc]

[queen merlin]

Get a fishing rod

[carmine umbra]

Imagine if i actually caught it after being told that

[queen merlin]

😭 😭

I believe in you

[carmine umbra]

Thanks! xD

[calm sandal]

its not that hard compared to lava eel.

[desert zinc]

it has to be summer or winter by the way

[carmine umbra]

Why is there only 1 junimo online..

[carmine umbra]

Ah, thats it! Thanks.
Im on fall

[desert zinc]

(only saying this because your nickname has fall)

[wild moss]

that’s just how it is at night

[carmine umbra]

I see

[queen merlin]

Meanwhile noon

[wild moss]

20 admins and none of them online for like 8 hours out of the day

[calm sandal]

major player are from west side of world, meaning, yall be sleep

[desert zinc]

sleep is important

[calm sandal]

see, now para also off

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/819043164534079539.gif?v=1

time to party

[queen merlin]

Everyone left the chat

[calm sandal]

its just usual quiet hours

[queen merlin]

Yes but time to party

I am giggling so hard

[calm sandal]

time to woke up all neighbour

[queen merlin]

Make a loud bang

[calm sandal]

https://tenor.com/view/machine-gun-cat-gif-11408704

[queen merlin]

Ahahahhahaa

[carmine umbra]

Abigail when u give her quartz:

[queen merlin]

Ahahahahahhahsavbaabbababa

[high coyote]

linus??? why do you want it

[hybrid edge]

this game is always a hunt for wood 😄

[mystic mirage]

should i buy it?? i need it for cc and i mean its cheaper than getting a whole pig 😭

[high coyote]

yes

[calm sandal]

if u re not planning to raise pig at anytime soon, why not

[mystic mirage]

thank you traveling cart for sparing me a truckload of money

[high coyote]

who wouldve thought that the last item i would need for community centre would be a truffle

[mystic mirage]

IVE BEEN WAITING SO FUCKIGN LONG FOR HER TO ACTUALLY BE THERE 😭 😭

[blazing python]

Oh wait you’re right

Does that mean we can go off-topic?

[mystic mirage]

DUCK

[hybrid edge]

yea, i got 2 pigs for the cc and the next day i got it in the traveling merchant

[mystic mirage]

pain

[hybrid edge]

do you think its good idea to put strawberries in the greenhouse or other kinds of crops?

[wraith ibex]

Hello

[hybrid edge]

i like them cus i just need to plant them once

[hybrid edge]

henlo 👋

[wraith ibex]

How ya guys doin?

[mystic mirage]

hello!!

[wraith ibex]

I'm new to the game

[mystic mirage]

youre in the right place then!

if you have any questions you can just ask them here

[wraith ibex]

I do have many confusions

It is literally my first time playing
And i don't really know what to do

[mystic mirage]

is the season still spring?

[wraith ibex]

Yes

[frozen cedar]

Hey guys! I have a question again xD what do i do with my old tools? (bamboo pole and swords)

[wraith ibex]

I have been farming potatoes

[mystic mirage]

you can just keep them in a chest or throw them away if it wont let you sell them!

[wraith ibex]

You can make swords?!

[frozen cedar]

That's nice! Did you do any fishing yet?

[mystic mirage]

thats good!! potatoes are one of the best spring crops

[wraith ibex]

I caught a fish and one energy drink

[mystic mirage]

you can get swords once you start mining!

[frozen cedar]

Ooh perfect! Thank you 💕

[cobalt hare]

[mystic mirage]

well fish are a great way of making money, especially early game

[wraith ibex]

Goddamn

[mystic mirage]

so if you ever need more money fishing is a great way to go

[wraith ibex]

But it is very hard using the rod

[frozen cedar]

@wraith ibex make some wooden chest to keep your stuff in!

[mystic mirage]

yeah it is pretty hard for most people at first but it gets easier as you go along

[cobalt hare]

Try the training rod

[wraith ibex]

Already done

[mystic mirage]

the more you fish the easier it gets

[wraith ibex]

Alright

[frozen cedar]

since inventory space is limited, you can get a backpack upgrade once you have enough money

[wraith ibex]

Hmm

[mystic mirage]

you can purchase the training rod from willy at the beach

[wraith ibex]

Yeah the shopkeeper had notified me the other day

[wraith ibex]

Thanks for the tip 😀

[mystic mirage]

yeah backpack upgrade is a super important thing to get i recommend buying it as soon as you can

[wraith ibex]

How much does it cost?

[frozen cedar]

do a lot of foraging too!! It's my favourite thing to do lol just picking up free stuff is fun xD

[frozen cedar]

10k

[wraith ibex]

I got an onion or smth doing that

[mystic mirage]

2000g

[frozen cedar]

Ooh yeah the later one i mean

[mystic mirage]

the second upgrade is 10000g but the first is 2000

[wraith ibex]

Such much ?

[hybrid edge]

is there a machine that auto sheers sheep?

[wraith ibex]

Oh

[mystic mirage]

you'll be fine with the first upgrade for a while!

no need to get the second one until maybe year 2 or when you start getting deeper in the mines

[frozen cedar]

also, don't sell all of the crops you produce on your farm! Save a few for later, they'll be of use! Lol I literally sell em all when i started and now i regret 🙂

[cobalt hare]

Yes, autograbber

[wraith ibex]

Damn already did that

Well not gonna do it again

[frozen cedar]

It's okay! Save a few of them next time hehe

[cobalt hare]

When is the || bus driver ||present?

[wraith ibex]

Also when is the fairy coming back?

She grew my crops the day i planted them

[mystic mirage]

|| 10am-12am ||

[cobalt hare]

Alright ty!

[mystic mirage]

ofc! ❤️

[cobalt hare]

[mystic mirage]

the fairy is randomized i think

[wraith ibex]

Looks like i had a bit of luck then

[mystic mirage]

here's a screenshot from the wiki

[frozen cedar]

There's a fairy????

why haven't I seen one????

[mystic mirage]

theres a very low chance of her coming so dw itll probably happen later

[wraith ibex]

And i see her on day 1
Well well well

[frozen cedar]

so lucky!

[wraith ibex]

Btw mao how do you complete the game?

[frozen cedar]

I don't think there's an end to it

[wraith ibex]

Could be you today

[mystic mirage]

the game is infinite!

it could go on forever

but there is a point where you reach "perfection"

[frozen cedar]

ooh that's interesting!

[mystic mirage]

https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Perfection

here's a link to the wiki page on it :)

[wraith ibex]

So i guess mao has reached it

[mystic mirage]

im only on year 2 lol this save is still pretty new

[frozen cedar]

I'm about to reach year 2 spring as well!

[mystic mirage]

but i do have previous saves where ive gotten to like year 3-4

[mystic mirage]

congrats on almost finishing your first year!! :D

[frozen cedar]

yay, thank you!!!

[wraith ibex]

Damn you be speedrunning

[mystic mirage]

someone in this server is like year 13

[frozen cedar]

WOAH

[mystic mirage]

ikr very impressive

[wraith ibex]

Do i delete the message then?

[mystic mirage]

no need to delete any messages lol

[wraith ibex]

Anyways i will be relying on you for further help

Also rahie

[mystic mirage]

ofc! if im not here there will most likely be someone else willing to answer any of your questions! this chat is pretty active in the daytime

[silent kayak]

some people are like year 50 something and its like id be so impressed if i got to at least year 5

[mystic mirage]

HI JADE

[silent kayak]

HEY MAO

[wraith ibex]

Hello

[carmine umbra]

Hi mao

[silent kayak]

helo master oogway 🛐

[carmine umbra]

@coral topaz hi

[frozen cedar]

You're most welcome!

[mystic mirage]

HEYY

[wraith ibex]

How ya doing my student

[frozen cedar]

Also, guys! My chickens aren't laying eggs. It says that "they seem to be thin" or something I don't understand what's wrong. I'm feeding them hay! What else am i supposed to do?

[silent kayak]

faring well master

[wraith ibex]

Feed them more ig

[warped hamlet]

Have you waited a couple days?

[silent kayak]

did you let them out ? usually theyll go looking for grass themselves ! if you didnt cut all your grass

[coral topaz]

ello

[frozen cedar]

Yes, of course! They're not babies anymore. Some days they all lay eggs

[mystic mirage]

make sure to feed them every day!

[silent kayak]

a tip when starting is to not cut all of your grass out, leave some to grow for your animals to eat. its much cheaper than buying hay

[mystic mirage]

if it says that theyre looking thin thats probably the problem

[mystic mirage]

^^ make sure to get a silo as soon as possible

[silent kayak]

yeah i mean sometimes that happens to me too ill just be like oh well 😔

no eggs for jadey today

[mystic mirage]

happy egg festival everyone

[silent kayak]

SO IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO DOES THAT

[frozen cedar]

I'm doing it every single day! I make sure to pet them as well. They're not going out ofc as it's winter! I have the heater installed for them as well :((

[pseudo barn]

hi

[frozen cedar]

Hey @pseudo barn

[silent kayak]

oh then im sorry :( i guess sometimes chickens just dont wanna eat /lh

[floral galleon]

How tailoring works? like I have to make long dress which one of the flower I have to put first?

[pseudo barn]

hru

[frozen cedar]

I have it already!

[frozen cedar]

Of course, I haven't cut all of it and it doesn't matter as it's winter currently anyway

[silent kayak]

oh fair i get that then ! winter is a hard hard time

[frozen cedar]

Aw yeah that could be the reason! I was just wondering if I'm doing anything wrong since it's happening a lot frequently. Anyways, I hope it'll be okay once it's spring again and they can eat the grass themselves and stay out!

[silent kayak]

yeah !! itll be fine !

they just have off days probably LMAO

[frozen cedar]

LMAO yeah I guess xD

cows are doing fine though, I'm making a lot of cheese xD

[mystic mirage]

2nd time in a row egg hunt winner 🏆

[grave mesa]

SLAY

The first year Abby won I was overcome with rage and grief

[mystic mirage]

OMG UR BACK WITH THE GOVERNOR VINCENT PFP ❤️

[copper trail]

why are y’all Vincent and governed hybrids

[grave mesa]

YES I REALIZED I NEED TO RETURN TO MY ROOTS

[mystic mirage]

AS U SHOULD

[grave mesa]

It's our tradition..., 😞

[high coyote]

gincent

[mystic mirage]

vovernor

[grave mesa]

Viverner

[silent kayak]

AYE NICE

[grave mesa]

LMFAO

[silent kayak]

wait thats gov vincent lol why

[mystic mirage]

WE THINK SO MUCH ALIKE 😭 😭

[silent kayak]

i mean he deserves to be gov

[copper trail]

get ur 2000 gold

[grave mesa]

So true .. that is why we must match

[high coyote]

raine 💀

[grave mesa]

uow

[silent kayak]

YEAH

raine beloved

[copper trail]

that pfp is cursed

[grave mesa]

YOUR FACE IS CURSED 😡

[copper trail]

NO NOT U QUEEN THE RAINE

[mystic mirage]

us governor vincents gotta stay together... its not easy being the hottest in the server

[copper trail]

UR A BADDIE

[grave mesa]

oh

[mystic mirage]

LMFAO

[high coyote]

🗿

[silent kayak]

WHATS WRONG WITH RAINE

[grave mesa]

So true.. i keep getting hit on smh its such a shame

[copper trail]

THAE FACE

[silent kayak]

:lipbite:

[mystic mirage]

ikr!!! its such a pain rejecting ppl all the time ..

[grave mesa]

Right :(((

[silent kayak]

wait whats that emoji i dont have it with me

[high coyote]

i wonder how many people here actually watch the owl house

🤔

[grave mesa]

Which Raine

[silent kayak]

raine:

[grave mesa]

I wanna watch it for gay love

[copper trail]

I feel like the intersection of the owl house fandom and stardew fandom is rlly big

[silent kayak]

me lol my pfp

[grave mesa]

OHH It looks fine to me

[silent kayak]

SEE

[grave mesa]

Probably , kinda similar vibes

[silent kayak]

raine my babys just being a little sass

[grave mesa]

OHHH Raines the name of the char?

[copper trail]

they both feature lesbians, magic, cottage core, and hot people

[high coyote]

the show is good without the gay but the show is better with the gay

[silent kayak]

ya ! theyre canonically nonbinary too which is great !!

[silent kayak]

this

[grave mesa]

YOOOOO

[silent kayak]

YEAHHH

[grave mesa]

So true

I love nonbinary rep, I question if I am nb but not sure cause I do love being a woman too

[silent kayak]

theyre my favorite along with lilith and hunter but you probably donnt know what im talking about LOL

anyway there should be a toh mod for sdv thatd be sick

[silent kayak]

FAIR, im genderfluid either that or i just dont care

[mystic mirage]

NONBINARY REP IN A CARTOON???

[copper trail]

I love hunter but omg he was such a let down after being unmasked

[silent kayak]

YAAA

[high coyote]

wait i just drank coffee and the coffee started phasing through my hat

[grave mesa]

I know Hunter he's the dude w hair and hooked nose i think, I fucking love hooked noses

[silent kayak]

HES PATHETIC THATS PART OF HIS CHARM

[mystic mirage]

WHAT CHANNEL IS IT ON

[silent kayak]

its on disney+ but just pirate it bro

[silent kayak]

SAME theyre charming

[copper trail]

I loved the cool confidient fruity baddie golden guard not the angsty traumatized teen

[mystic mirage]

i struggled with this too then realized i am a demigirl

[mystic mirage]

WHAT. NONBINARY REP IN A DISNEY SHOW??? IMPOSSIBLE

[high coyote]

well you kinda have to, to watch season 2b because they dont put it on disney smh

[grave mesa]

UGGGHHHH demigirl genderfluid nonbinary woman.../. Theres too many labels IDK WHAT I AM 😭😭😭😭

Stuff is so confusing

[silent kayak]

AND THE MAIN CHARACTER LESBIANS ||KISSED|| ( spoiler ! )

[high coyote]

wow holy shit after me saying raine the chat just turns into owlhouse discussion

[mystic mirage]

its ok u dont always have to label everything 💕

[grave mesa]

Bro Luz x Amity >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I haven't even watched

[silent kayak]

its awesome

[mystic mirage]

WHAT????? OMG

[grave mesa]

Lets all get banned together 🤭

[silent kayak]

slay

[copper trail]

the main girl is a chaotic bi tho

[grave mesa]

Yeah and I think Amitys lesbian or maybe its the other way around? Not sure

[high coyote]

clearly theres more people here that watch the owlhouse than i thought

[copper trail]

OMG REMEMBER WHEN THE GROM EPISODE CAME OUT

THE HYPE AROUND IT

[silent kayak]

yeah my bad i just automate to lesbians instead of wlws bc its just funnier to the brain ! luz is bi amitys a lesbian

[thorn kite]

Lol get back to stardew

[grave mesa]

THE DANCE SCENE MADE ME SCREAM, THATS THE ONLY EP IVE SEEN

[silent kayak]

I LOVE THE GROM EPISODE

but yes anyway stardew

[grave mesa]

😢

I wanna make a Owl House SDV mod once I watch it

[copper trail]

or migrate to town square before mods get mad at us

[grave mesa]

Never modded before though

[silent kayak]

do it ill play it so hard

[high coyote]

i actually wasnt watching the owl house until season 1 finished, i forgot the show was happening so i look it up on disney+ and i saw it, proceeded to watch the entire thing 6+ times

[grave mesa]

UGHHH givenme 6000 gold

[silent kayak]

i tried modding by creating a new npc but i havent worked more around it

[mystic mirage]

SO MNY STRAWBERR SEEDS

[silent kayak]

DUDE SICK

[copper trail]

no because I remember everyone collectively losing their minds when Luz said “I’ve developed a new crush and HER name is reading”

[high coyote]

wizard is eda confirmed

[hybrid edge]

i feel like the towns bus is going to brake down again

[grave mesa]

I love strawberries sm

[hybrid edge]

it has 2 oil marks ;d

[high coyote]

spoilers but it doesnt

[grave mesa]

GOOD IDEA

rip

[hybrid edge]

well i though it would but its just funny

[grave mesa]

Is your pfp the woman from Fate or nah

[high coyote]

lillith as mayor would somewhat fit and governor as belos

[hybrid edge]

define woman

[grave mesa]

Fax

[grave mesa]

Woman.... girl... girl with black hair and kinda cat hair ish

[mystic mirage]

why does it look like levi ackerman to me

[grave mesa]

https://tenor.com/view/rin-tohsaka-fate-stay-night-fate-anime-gif-23959020

[hybrid edge]

hmm idk its 2022

[grave mesa]

LMFAO it does

[hybrid edge]

could be anything

[grave mesa]

Oh god

[high coyote]

fr

[mild ginkgo]

Facts but like

Belos as Morris

[grave mesa]

She is canonically a woman though lmfao, as far as I know

[hybrid edge]

ye ye its that god from the game

[grave mesa]

Yeah shes pretty

[high coyote]

actually fr

[hybrid edge]

funny cus i dont really like fate's faces that much

and this pic i dont think you can find on the web
tired to look for it for so long

[grave mesa]

Wtf whys it your pfp then

Bruh lmfao

[silent kayak]

belos as morris hunter is shane /JJJ

[hybrid edge]

oh with the sun glasses its nice

[grave mesa]

Gosh u guys r so picky skh /j

[silent kayak]

KDNDKNDJDNDN

[wind galleon]

is playing 70 hours of the game in about a month considered playing it a lot?

[high coyote]

vincent as braxes? idk how you say the kids name

[queen merlin]

Woman = pretty

[silent kayak]

idk which one that is JDNJDND

[silent kayak]

facts

[queen merlin]

That's kinda gay owo

[high coyote]

vincent or the other

[silent kayak]

for me yeah but my friend played 60 hours in two weeks so idk either

[silent kayak]

the other

[high coyote]

shows up is episode 5 season 1

amity reads to him

[high coyote]

girl but older

[silent kayak]

OH

the kids from the library yeah i got you

[frozen cedar]

What am I supposed to do with the artifacts? I mean more of those which I've already donated to the museum. Also, what are glass shards for?

[midnight compass]

Save one of each, sell the rest of not donated

The main use i can think of artifacts after its been donated is probably fish ponds or gifting so yeah

[real bluff]

Emily my beloved

[grave mesa]

Ben Shapiro you have a wife dont you

[proper basin]

what do i do with summer seeds, im on day 18 if i plant them will they grow in time?

[high coyote]

blueberry

[high coyote]

yeah it takes like 5-6 days for summer seeds to grow

[frozen cedar]

okay, thank you! I appreciate the help

[grave mesa]

Yeah should be fine

[carmine umbra]

Mmhm delicious

[high coyote]

i just spent 15k on hay

lets gooo

[fallow coyote]

Hello

[grave mesa]

Hello gayfish

[grave mesa]

Dear god

[fallow coyote]

I just spent 15k on wallpaper

Do you think it's worth it

[frozen cedar]

guys!!!!! my preserves jar is stuck outside the boundary of the kitchen!!!!!! i have no clue how it even happened 😭😭😭😭😭

[high coyote]

were you upgrading your house lmfao

[floral galleon]

How to remove hat from my horse?

[high coyote]

also why jars in the kitchen

[wild moss]

use another hat on it

the hat thats on it will come off

[grave mesa]

no

[frozen cedar]

how do I send the image here???

I want to show what it looks like

I wasn't upgrading

I decided to put it in the kitchen cause I was making jams etc

[mystic mirage]

u have to be at least level 5 to send images

[floral galleon]

Oh rip 💀

Ty

[wild moss]

!embeds

[novel thistle]

@frozen cedar You can post images and embeds in most channels with the Cowpoke role. Earn it at level 5 by posting in our channels!
Currently #town-square has embeds disabled.

You can read more about the server channels and roles in #old-welcome, and check you current level with !lvl in #governors-mansion.

[fallow coyote]

What's the best farm

[mystic mirage]

i almost broke up with him today bc he said this after i went all the way to his house in the rain to visit him

[frozen cedar]

now it won't budge and I decided to swap to the previous save to get it back but it didn't work

[wild moss]

FOREST FARM BEST FARM

[grave mesa]

Wooooo

[grave mesa]

Do it tbh

[dense cypress]

Pain. Abigail best spouse

[grave mesa]

And Seb aha.. he put a cactus in the middle of our house

[mystic mirage]

his heart events were so cute tho 🙁🙁

[grave mesa]

The 10 heart event one woo....

[mystic mirage]

this. one

[dense cypress]

I like sams 6 heart I think it was with the dnd like game

[wild moss]

thats sebastians

[slow yew]

For playing your first time u should go standard, if its not ur first time choose any of them

[grave mesa]

i havent done that event but 🤭🤭🤭🤭

[abstract hinge]

Why is my baby so cute 😭

[grave mesa]

I chose River for my first... didn't wanna be boring

[mystic mirage]

it has a kirby face

[novel thistle]

@mystic mirage You leveled up to Farmer. You're now a prettier shade of blue. Thanks for sticking around!

[grave mesa]

that's because it's not. That thing is fucking terrifying /hj

[mystic mirage]

omg slay

[dense cypress]

Cute until you get 100 of them running around

[wild moss]

how’d you get 100 kids lmao

[real bluff]

Your pfp is interesting

[abstract hinge]

YOU

[dense cypress]

I didn’t but my friend did somehow

[mystic mirage]

we match 💕💕💕

[grave mesa]

Thank you.. apart of a cult

[abstract hinge]

IT COST YOU 0 DOLLAR TO NOT SAY THAT

[grave mesa]

Matching 🥰🥰🥰

[real bluff]

Leah is bootleg flea market Robin

[novel thistle]

true

[grave mesa]

Die

[wild moss]

oh shit you’re two different people

[grave mesa]

LMFAOO

[mystic mirage]

LMFAO

[wild moss]

i take it back

[real bluff]

Will your pfp kill me?

[mystic mirage]

HELP WE THOUGHT ALIKE AGAIN 😭😭😭😭😭

[wild moss]

same person

[grave mesa]

Same pfp and year 2 spring, easy to mix yp

[wild moss]

and both farmer

[grave mesa]

Great minds think alike

[abstract hinge]

oh shit 2 different person lmao

[mystic mirage]

ELAINE ARE U SURE UR NOT JUST MY LONG LOST TWIN

[abstract hinge]

I misreplied

@mystic mirage i hate u btw. now my baby is a kirby

[grave mesa]

maybe...

[abstract hinge]

[dense cypress]

Lmao

[grave mesa]

Do you have a mother father and 2 brothers

[mystic mirage]

i do not have a father

[grave mesa]

God damn it

[mystic mirage]

or any brothers…….

[grave mesa]

Its fine I can just kill my dad

[dense cypress]

Uh-

[grave mesa]

Ig I could kill my brothers too

[mystic mirage]

HELP

[grave mesa]

Then we'd be twinning 🥰🥰

[dense cypress]

Ah yes because that is a worthy reason for that

[grave mesa]

It really is tbh

[mystic mirage]

it totally is

[calm sandal]

#stardew-valley sometimes weirdly interesting

[grave mesa]

Totally normal chat

[calm sandal]

back lurkin'

[mystic mirage]

your name and pfp is literally an asslime stfu

[calm sandal]

u forgot 1 s

[wild moss]

ass lime

[dense cypress]

I read it as an ass lime and I got so confused

[calm sandal]

🍋

[mystic mirage]

i hate you all

[abstract hinge]

my baby is a fucking kirby now mao

[dense cypress]

[mystic mirage]

kirby is great

[dense cypress]

What’s wrong with a Kirby baby

[mystic mirage]

ur babi has always been kirby i just speak the truth

[dense cypress]

If it’s got the same powers it can also swallow planets

[slow yew]

Kirby is just a lil marshmallow

[abstract hinge]

I'll train my baby to swallow mao when he can walk

[wild moss]

what ability does he gain

[dense cypress]

Anyone realize for a lot of the spouses you ruin their chance at a dream

[slow yew]

Who

[wild moss]

weird hat and face

Kirby

[grave mesa]

Not Seb, you just make him realize he likes the valley

[mystic mirage]

ill train my ||dino|| to eat you

[slow yew]

Oh he suck

[wild moss]

he do

[slow yew]

Like he consumes everything

[dense cypress]

That’s why I said most

[slow yew]

He be a literal void

Thanos would've stood no chance against kirb

[wild moss]

i feel like most of them are pretty happy

[dense cypress]

I wish the henchman was a spouse

[wild moss]

maybe like penny?

[slow yew]

He has like 2 text lines

[wild moss]

i feel like a lot of them achieve their goals in 8 heart events

||elliott with his book, leah with her art show, sam with the band thing||

[dense cypress]

||But like. His face when you give the mayonnaise||

[slow yew]

Also spoilers (read the pins)

[floral galleon]

What should I do with giant pumpkin 💀

[dense cypress]

Like how to break it?

[calm sandal]

decoration, or chop em

axe em

[dense cypress]

Use an axe

[undone blaze]

leave it as decor, but u can chop it with an axe to harvest

[calm sandal]

decoration works too, cuz they will never root

[crude niche]

Hi there

[abstract hinge]

No Lewis, I don't.

[undone blaze]

welcome!

[undone blaze]

DSHAHDSFUHSSDSFDG i got this once

[dense cypress]

Why is it possible to get him lol

[crude niche]

This might be a specific question but what floors should I go to If I want to dig for dwarf scrolls?

[main garnet]

which scroll?

[calm sandal]

theres new scroll each specific biome

[undone blaze]

whats funny is that when you give it to him he goes: "Oh, so it's you??"

exactly how all the other villagers react when you give them their gift

[calm sandal]

digging is the best way to get all 4 dwarf scroll

[abstract hinge]

Lmao, ikr

[calm sandal]

just dig each scroll on each biome floor

[abstract hinge]

Lv 103 If im not wrong

It have a lot of dirt there

so you can just bomb them, get out and repeat

until u got the scrolls

[undone blaze]

i get the scrolls a lot from slime drops

[proper basin]

oh okay thank you!

[calm sandal]

huh, dwarf scroll III is not in digging list, weird

but yeah, slime works.

[undone blaze]

if you got a ||burglar's ring|| from the adventurer's guild for ||killing 500 dust sprites,|| getting the scrolls from slime drops isnt hard at all

nope!

everything inside will remain intact

welcome!

[grave mesa]

😞

[pine blade]

Hi so i was wondering am i going to fast with my game? I feel like i finish my days soo fast. Been playing for 3days and already on 13th of spring. Dumb question ik but i just wanna know if that will be a disatvantage in the future

[undone blaze]

uhh not at all!

what time do you end your days?

[grave mesa]

Nah if you feel like you're accomplishing enough then thats fine. If youre happy with your progress and the game and enjoying it then all is good

[undone blaze]

anyway, youve just started, so you really have so little energy to get things done

[pine blade]

Usually i pass out lol but on the avrege 9pm

[undone blaze]

thats good!

also 3 days to get to 13th of spring is not fast lol its pretty normal

and no, you dont really get any disadvantages for that

[pine blade]

Ohh okay thank you all

[undone blaze]

play at your own pace. do what your heart desires!

[pine blade]

Haha ok tnxx!

[proper basin]

Ive been playing around 2 days and im on the 18th of summer lol

is that too quick?

[spice cloud]

i wouldn't say so

[proper basin]

I just end up running out of energy or not knowing what to do so i just sleep and rewater my plants talk to people etc

[spice cloud]

it is a very addictive game

[proper basin]

very lmao

[high coyote]

you could play for 10 minutes and be on 18th of summer lol

[spice cloud]

if you're going to go for perfection, getting a head start on talking to people and befriending them early on in the game will definitely help you a lot

[proper basin]

fair lol

[proper basin]

Yeah im speed running Abigale she caught my eye so im trynna max her out

[spice cloud]

that was me w sebastian

[midnight compass]

Growing pumpkins go brrrr

[spice cloud]

except he literally lives in the basement for the vast majority of the day so id have to catch him when hes out

[proper basin]

for real im waiting till fall and im going pumpkins all out lol