stardew-valley

[undone blaze]

pumpkeroonies are so good

[proper basin]

yeah now that ive got abi on 3 hearts its good that i can go into her room shes always sleeping

[high coyote]

haley was on queen of sauce

[spice cloud]

omg i saw that

like im on y8 and i just saw that

[undone blaze]

do you ever just acciddentally make 23 charcoal kilns instead of kegs and restart the day

[spice cloud]

THIS

[proper basin]

Whats the best way to get money quicky at the start

[high coyote]

yes

[proper basin]

i want kitchen

[spice cloud]

me when i wake up and immediately use a pickaxe on my plant on my inside pot instead of watering can

[proper basin]

I did that with some of my plants lol

[spice cloud]

lemme think

[proper basin]

quickly**

[spice cloud]

probably crops ?

fishing can be profitable for a while but i know it's really not in late game

[high coyote]

fishing and or clay farming but clay farming is hard to do so fishing

[spice cloud]

yeah especially 1st year

[proper basin]

oooh yeah fishing is fun but rly hard for me lol

[spice cloud]

it gets wayyy easier

[high coyote]

it gets insanely easy more you level up

[spice cloud]

once you upgrade rod and get bait and improve fishing skill

[proper basin]

Like itll be chill and then jump and go back down and then go to Apes house and then back to ocean

I made a pickler jam maker thing

but idk what to do with it

[undone blaze]

apes?

[proper basin]

Concerned Ape

[spice cloud]

ocean fish can be harder but if you work on catching all the fish now it also saves you some time when going for perfection

[spice cloud]

make pickles i think

[proper basin]

You can catch them other places than ocean?

[undone blaze]

ah u meant it as a metaphor lmao

[proper basin]

Yeah lol

[queen merlin]

I will ask

[spice cloud]

yes !!

[high coyote]

so will i

[proper basin]

😉

[midnight compass]

As if we need to know to know😭

[proper basin]

Where lol

[spice cloud]

anywhere there is water

[proper basin]

oh sick

[spice cloud]

you can catch different kinds of fish

[queen merlin]

Henlo Sen,your pfp is cute

[spice cloud]

f*ck lewis all my homies hate lewis

[midnight compass]

Hiii ruhiii Thanks! Yours is too!

[midnight compass]

Yeahh

[queen merlin]

Thanks

[undone blaze]

hi-!

[midnight compass]

Hello hello wonder

[proper basin]

Where should i fish for starts?

[midnight compass]

Mountain Lake

[spice cloud]

mountain lake

[crystal siren]

Anywhere

[midnight compass]

And river on rainy days

[spice cloud]

^

[queen merlin]

Henlo wonder

[spice cloud]

rainy day fishing is harder

[undone blaze]

when it was spring, i used to fish at the beach because it was easier, and so i can level up my fishing skill

[spice cloud]

because harder fish come out

[high coyote]

just used 1890 wood for kegs

[midnight compass]

Yeah i generally don't try the catfish day 3 thing. Can't do it and it wastes my time too

[crystal siren]

Good job

[spice cloud]

me farming hardwood for truffle oil machines

[queen merlin]

One keg needs 30 right?

[proper basin]

ooh okay ty

[spice cloud]

catfish day 3?

[queen merlin]

You get guaranteed rain on spring 3rd

[high coyote]

yeah

[undone blaze]

it always rains on the third day of spring, and to catch cat fish, it has to be raining

[queen merlin]

So maybe referrin to that

[proper basin]

Welp imma go grind fishing

[midnight compass]

Yeah because it rains on day 3 spring and that's when you get catfish

[spice cloud]

oh fr i didn't know that

[proper basin]

Have a good night or day or whatever

[queen merlin]

63 kegs. Naice

[keen mauve]

i want my cauliflower to be harvested but Summer is the next day

[proper basin]

bubaiii

[midnight compass]

Now yk!

[keen mauve]

what do i do

[undone blaze]

oh rip

[spice cloud]

pain :(

[keen mauve]

i need to give jodi cauliflower :(

[crystal siren]

+1 oak resign + 1 iron bar + 1 copper bar

[high coyote]

yep :D i calculated it so id have enough to keg all ancient seeds i get from the ||greenhouse|| each week

[undone blaze]

sadly, theres nothing you can do

[spice cloud]

resign

[keen mauve]

shit

[queen merlin]

I mean that i remember

[charred palm]

It's not that hard now that I think abt it

[spice cloud]

i just pray i have enough

[high coyote]

you need 116 to keg everything

which is how much i have now

[crystal siren]

The copper is the most annoying part thankfully there is a mod to remove the copper cost

[spice cloud]

well my ||greenhouse|| doesn't have just ancient fruit, also coffee beans and other stuff

[undone blaze]

if i ask robin to build something on a sunday, when does it finish?

[high coyote]

i grind copper more than i grind iron lol

[crystal siren]

Lol

[high coyote]

Wednesday i think

[undone blaze]

that- seems too long

[high coyote]

3 days to build something isnt long at all

[undone blaze]

no no

i meant that seems too long for it to be the right answer

[high coyote]

go wiki then

[undone blaze]

oh wait-

[high coyote]

lol

[midnight compass]

Well if you request on sunday, she won't start building till Monday so

It's correct i think

[high coyote]

yep which is what i factored in

[undone blaze]

oh yeah i forgot that she doesnt start right away

[crystal siren]

Once she starts it takes 2 days

[spice cloud]

does it always take 2 days ?

[high coyote]

yeah so 3 days total

[crystal siren]

Correct

[spice cloud]

or does it depend on build

[queen merlin]

Ooh nice

[midnight compass]

Two days to build, 3 days from submitting the request

[high coyote]

which is wednesday :D

[spice cloud]

cool

[midnight compass]

Lol james is having a moment

[high coyote]

first time i was actually right on something

hell yeah i am

[spice cloud]

no literally people ask questions here and i just guess

like i try my best though

[high coyote]

i normally talk in seasoned farmers but when that chats dead i come to here

[midnight compass]

Yeah no it's good to fact check tho, you don't wanna misinform yk

[spice cloud]

same

[crystal siren]

Ayo how many hours does everyone have in game

[high coyote]

im always in both chats most of the time

[midnight compass]

700+

[spice cloud]

almost 1000 i believe

[undone blaze]

about 300

[cobalt hare]

I have 50

[high coyote]

249 about to hit 250

[wise garnet]

65, already been playing for 10 hours today so that's gonna go up fast lol

[spice cloud]

hold on lemme check exact number

[crystal siren]

I have 1,158 and I'm playing right now so it's counting up

[undone blaze]

askdsfdgjfkdjg i just tried to reduce my screen brightness by adjusting volume-

[spice cloud]

i admire you

[wraith ibex]

Henlo

[queen merlin]

Your ears are no longer yours

[spice cloud]

935 hours

[queen merlin]

They belong to the earphone

[wise garnet]

just got exactly 4 gold melons instead of the 5 i needed </3

[wraith ibex]

Hello there pro gamer

[cobalt hare]

How much real life time is one day?

[crystal siren]

And then I have 175 hours on switch

[high coyote]

:D lets go

[queen merlin]

Not enough dats to replant?

[spice cloud]

oooooh how much

[wise garnet]

nope it's the 27th

[queen merlin]

24 hours i think 14 minutes or so

[high coyote]

woah lag

[cobalt hare]

14 minutes woah

[spice cloud]

10 minutes is 7 seconds

[high coyote]

ill go calculate

[crystal siren]

About 3k x 52

[wise garnet]

do i have to feed my chickens? if so, what/how?

[crystal siren]

Yes

[visual quail]

Yas

[spice cloud]

yes if you want to get eggs

[queen merlin]

Yup then 14 minutes

[spice cloud]

and make them love you

[high coyote]

166k

[visual quail]

Extract hay from the hay dispenser and place it in the feeding tray

[spice cloud]

hold on i have a ss from the most i've ever made in one day

[queen merlin]

I have good maths skillz

[spice cloud]

could not be me

[queen merlin]

[crystal siren]

Today I bought something really expensive which I can't say here on this channel but after I bought it I had 700k left

[spice cloud]

i cant post a ss of the most i've made in a day but it was 196118

[undone blaze]

awesome

i think i saved a years worth of stuff on my farm and it amounted to 22mil

[frozen cedar]

which one do i choose "miner" or "geologist"?

[spice cloud]

that must have been so satisfying

[crystal siren]

Wow

[spice cloud]

geologist

miner makes you able to break things faster

[frozen cedar]

okay, thanks a bunch!!!

[crystal siren]

I only make about 10 mill a year on my farm

[spice cloud]

and geologist gives you two from gem nodes i believe

[frozen cedar]

geologist sounds better to me as well

[spice cloud]

lemme check that though

[undone blaze]

honestly the numbers got cut off but i only had 700k at the time and woke up with 22mil

[spice cloud]

scratch that miner is + 1 ore per vein

[queen merlin]

You can post it in #images-and-memes i think

[undone blaze]

or was it 25 mil? im not sure

[crystal siren]

I'm taking a break this in-game year to get pollyculture

[spice cloud]

what is that again ?

[undone blaze]

ship 15 of each crop

[spice cloud]

ah thank u

[crystal siren]

A achievement

[spice cloud]

have you gotten perfection ?

[crystal siren]

Not yet

[queen merlin]

Perfection talks are for #stardew-spoilers ig

[spice cloud]

what % are you at ?

[jolly magnet]

do it acfter perfection

[spice cloud]

ah my bad

[midnight compass]

Umm we can't quite discuss this here please take it to #stardew-spoilers

That's very post cc

[warped ether]

Morning

[spice cloud]

yeah my bad

[warped ether]

I think I've finally done scarecrows right

[spice cloud]

nice job ! i love the cowboy hat btw

[warped ether]

OH GOD I'M WEARING THE COWBOY HAT

I THOUGHT I WAS WEARING THE STRAWHAT

[woven root]

LMFAO

[crystal siren]

Me and you are like the opposite with cowboy hats you wear red I wear blue

[woven root]

I'm wearing the arcane hat so one day I'll become a wizard

[hybrid edge]

if you have to buy bomb would you buy "bomb" or " mega bomb" ?

for mining and so on

[crystal siren]

Regular

[warped ether]

NOW I'm 99% certain I've done scarecrows right

[crystal siren]

The mega ones make too big of an explosion

[woven root]

ayyyy

[crystal siren]

Mooney

[woven root]

you can hatch it to make void chickens

and produce more void egg

incubator

[visual quail]

it comes with the big coop

[crystal siren]

Big coop

[fickle garden]

upgrade coop

[warped ether]

Dammit now I gotta move these chests so I can place a building there

[woven root]

turn it into void mayo for more money

[cobalt hare]

the wandering trader is a SCAM i accidentally bought duck mayo and it sold for 450

[woven root]

travelling cart you mean

[crystal siren]

You stoll my line

[woven root]

https://tenor.com/view/dance-party-thief-robber-mask-gif-16483936

[warped ether]

You guys ever just grind for something and then you realize you had it in one of your chest all along?

[cobalt hare]

yep

[woven root]

big coop

[cobalt hare]

i spent so long for this community center bundle only to realize i had it

[woven root]

just the big coop

which one

[warped ether]

Yeah turns out I just had 32 jades laying around because I thought it was trash

[woven root]

before

coop > big coop > deluxe coop

[cobalt hare]

i accidentally donated a prismatic shard to the museum on my first playthrough

[woven root]

rip

[charred palm]

Dam

I donated a dino egg but I got another one the following day

[wise garnet]

my chickens didn't eat their hay? are they supposed to? i put it in the feeding bench

[warped ether]

Rare seeds can grow in any season but winter right?

[charred palm]

They eat it overnight

[crystal siren]

Top left corner

[charred palm]

And if the door is open they eat the grass outside

[warped ether]

THAT'S what that?

I thought that was chicken shit

[woven root]

LMAO

[charred palm]

💀

They only eject eggs nothing more nothing less

[warped ether]

I have chickens irl I should know this

[queen merlin]

They will either eat it overnight when you cannot see

Or not eat it if you let them out and they have grass growing outside within their reach

[cobalt hare]

LETS GOO i finally got the cutscene cheating on the town

[charred palm]

WHAT A CHAMP

[woven root]

Idk if i should be celebrating but nice-

[charred palm]

People who date everyone are so based

[cobalt hare]

I used mods to achieve this but somehow it never worked until now

[woven root]

what

[cobalt hare]

“Oh youre the new farmer?”
“no… you seem familiar”

[warped ether]

I'm glad Pam didn't take over the farm and turn into a alcohol brewery

Would've have to rename the place "Starbrew Valley"

[woven root]

how does pam even get money

[warped ether]

Probably makes illegal beer and sells it to Gus

[woven root]

all she does before|| the bus was repaired|| is go to the saloon and drink

[warped ether]

Yeah well after ||the bus is repaired|| we become her source of income

[calm sandal]

from the way they re living, u d know how dire their live expense were...

one of reason why i marry penny so she could get away from her mother

[warped ether]

Until you make a ||warp totem to the dessert (or however it's spelled)||

Then she broke again

Maybe she takes the money Penny gets for teaching the kids

[calm sandal]

i assume pam was using penny's money from teaching

[woven root]

kinda weird we had to use litteraly magic to fix a bus when couldve just called a mechanic

[calm sandal]

to drink the hell out of her life

[warped ether]

Penny's gonna go out of business when the kids grow up

Since I ain't getting kids myself

[copper trail]

omg ass slime it’s u

[woven root]

WHEN they grow up

[calm sandal]

yes me

[warped ether]

IF*

Sorry meant IF*

Because no one here ages

Well except for grandpa

But we all know what happened

[crystal siren]

Rip

[warped ether]

Maybe that's why we don't age

Grandpa sacrificed himself to make us live forever

[charred palm]

He still alive
He just dipped cuz he don't wanna deal with Stardew Valley anymore

[calm sandal]

sad flashback when me played harvestmoon, 1 of old couple did die after the timelapse.

[crystal siren]

There is a rumur saying mayor lewis flips a switch thag makes us pass out at 2 am

[warped ether]

Imagine having the grandpa in your group project

"Hey did you do your part?"
"Sorry bro I'm kinda dead"

[charred palm]

💀

[carmine umbra]

200k total earnings!

[warped ether]

gg

[charred palm]

Yessss

Keep it up

[warped ether]

Wait

[carmine umbra]

I will!

[warped ether]

Where the hell is the IRS

[woven root]

didnt know they gave grandpa an emoji

[crystal siren]

Brownies is proud

[warped ether]

Or whoever collects tax

[carmine umbra]

NAHHHH 💀

[warped ether]

Lewis that's his name

Is our tax just the shit we put in the bin?

[calm sandal]

grandma died after timelapse and the grandpa have been very sad since then

[warped ether]

"Alright let's see how much tax they've paid... 3 old newspapers and seaweed... fantastic...."

[crystal siren]

❤️ ❤️

[charred palm]

😭😭😭😭

[warped ether]

Bitch shut up, I'd like to see you try reaching level 100 in ||SC||

[crude tapir]

LMFAOO

[woven root]

he went to 1000

[crude tapir]

acting like he aint glued to that chair

[carmine umbra]

LOLLLL

[warped ether]

Dudes gonna take 1 step on a ladder and then fall asleep midway

[cobalt hare]

Does your progress save in || sc? ||

[woven root]

sigh old heads this days always in their chairs

[carmine umbra]

I was this close at finishing the greenhouse CC 🤏

[warped ether]

Nah

[crude tapir]

LMFAOAOA

[crystal siren]

Gill is getting L+ratioed

[warped ether]

Why else do you think he's called "Gill"?

He used to be called "Gi"

[carmine umbra]

Just gonna get traveling cart to sell just one fruit

[cobalt hare]

Oh

[warped ether]

Until he took too many L's

Now we call him Gill

[charred palm]

In his defense , its Gil not Gill

[woven root]

he doesn't take L's twice

[warped ether]

It's only 1 L there because he hides the rest

[tacit dock]

Did u also impulsively restart 😭

[warped ether]

Lewis should take a lesson from Gil in hiding stuff

[carmine umbra]

Wdym?

[tacit dock]

I played the save for 2 days nonstop and now I’m restarting

[carmine umbra]

Lmao why are u restarting

[tacit dock]

cause I was bored of it and want to complete cc faster, also missed a lot of shit

[carmine umbra]

I mean, it is my 2nd run. My 1st run is a mess

Total mess '-'

[woven root]

happened to me before

[carmine umbra]

24 hrs played and only 139k total earnings

[tacit dock]

idk it just gets so boring when ur stuck at skull cavern and can’t progress, I just felt stumped asf, idk what to do anymore and it got boring so I’m restarted

like it’s either fish, mine, farm, or???

[woven root]

Summer gonna be lit

[tacit dock]

Idk it just gets boring as soon as I get stuck on skull cavern and can’t get past level 13

Also had level 10 fishing and farming too 😭😭

[carmine umbra]

Thats a good decision

[woven root]

nahhh im talking abt stardew-

summer has been boring for me so far

[tacit dock]

I love the beginning of the game when ur constantly running around doing shit then it just gets soooo boring

[woven root]

same

[carmine umbra]

Aight here comes a question!
🚆 *choo choo*
Is it a good idea to unlock Bus repair ASAP? or is there a certain time when its better to unlock it?(2nd spring, 1st winter, etc)

[tacit dock]

does anyone know any speedrun route sheets?

[undone blaze]

oh uh ||skull cavern|| and ||desert|| is in spoilers

[tacit dock]

asap lol?

I didn’t have much stone, I could make 5 stairs and kept forgetting to use them when I got hounded by like 7 of those green fucking flying turdlings

[woven root]

I'm tryna get to ||level 100 of sc using only 10 or fewer staircases so that mr qi would be proud of me||

[carmine umbra]

Why tho? Is there nothing better to spend my gold into?

[tacit dock]

i even took the 5 beach warps I had and also forgot to use those too

[warped ether]

Ain't that supposed to be spoilered?

[tacit dock]

wym spend ur gold on? How much gold does it cost to unlock ||desert?||

[carmine umbra]

Oh mb

[tacit dock]

Are people really on edge over stardew valley spoilers 😭

It’s like telling a new minecraft player that there is a dragon they have to kill at the end

[carmine umbra]

Its one of the rules, gotta follow

[carmine umbra]

Like 50k?

[tacit dock]

yea ik but I’m just saying, so people genuinely feel like the game is spoiled if someone says what happens when u progress?

[carmine umbra]

Thats like ¼ of my total earning

[tacit dock]

OH U MEAN BUS

[carmine umbra]

Yes

[tacit dock]

no lol, fix bus when u can

[carmine umbra]

Sorry if my question seems vague

[undone blaze]

i mean, this channel is meant for people who are experiencing new content, and in the case that someone new walks in here, we dont want to spoil the experience for them. some people dont want that

[tacit dock]

what else is there to spend ur gold on?

[carmine umbra]

Animals, love em.

[primal radish]

i remember seeing something about a machine that makes hardwood into normal wood, anybody know what's it called and where to get it?

[carmine umbra]

Talking bout animals

I JUST UPGRADED MY BARN AND BOUGHT GOATS

[crude niche]

How do you get notes?

[charred palm]

Minecraft storyline doesn't have enough depth x)

[primal radish]

what's it called?

[undone blaze]

wood chipper

[carmine umbra]

Is there anything vice versa TwT, i needed hardwood SO BAD

[primal radish]

ah ok thanks so much

[tacit dock]

Fellow mobile player I see I would go back to mobile if it was updated to 1.5, i had more fun on mobile tbh

[tacit dock]

Ig

[carmine umbra]

Its way accessible, but yes, 1.5 pls

fr?

I just bought em cuz they're cute

[woven root]

i feel bad about my cows tho

[carmine umbra]

[woven root]

theyve been there since the very start

[tacit dock]

honestly miss my first time playing stardew valley, I had so much fun even though I watered my crops and slept through like 3 years 😭😭

[carmine umbra]

u wot

[woven root]

LMAO

[tacit dock]

YEA I JUST WATERED CROPS, SLEPT, SOLD, WATERED CROPS, SLEPT 😭😭😭

[woven root]

LMAO

[tacit dock]

i was such an idiot but I was having funnnnn

[carmine umbra]

I didn't miss my first time playing at all...
You see, this is because i overthink the game, and therefore instead of playing the game to reduce stress, it just increases my stress...

One of the worst run possible

Second run however, best run ever. Had so much fun

[crude niche]

How do you get notes, I remember when I was playing there were notes for some amulet and some notes that tell you to go right,left up, etc?

[carmine umbra]

Especially taking care of animals

[woven root]

the people are wondering why the new farmer is only going outside every 4x a month and sleeping most of it

[carmine umbra]

U need a magnifying glass, u get them in winter 1st year iirc

[tacit dock]

HELPP

They probably thought I was just really smart

[crude niche]

I remember you meet some dark creature and then you check a bush near the slide right?

[undone blaze]

yeah

[crude niche]

Thanks

[tacit dock]

I have never once been able to complete community center a single time and don’t understand how anyone does is it not…. too complex??

[undone blaze]

no?

[woven root]

wtf

[undone blaze]

cc is fun

[woven root]

its not that complex

[undone blaze]

cc is like a giant scavenger hunt

[tacit dock]

dude keeping up with where u have to catch fish, what season, what time, what location is like having several boots shoved down ur fucking throat 😭😭

[charred palm]

It's easy tbh
But if you apply too much pressure on you , you'll feel overwhelmed

[tacit dock]

Me everytime

[undone blaze]

a good time?

[tacit dock]

STOP IT NOW

[charred palm]

I just go at my own pace
Don't matter if you finish it year 4

[woven root]

damn why haven't I thought abt this

[tacit dock]

But I wanna be a pro

[warped ether]

Did y'all ever notice how there's smoke coming out of your chimney if you have the fireplace turned on and no smoke when you turn it off?

[woven root]

same I only care about the bus and greenhouse

[undone blaze]

they can sell you stuff, but only once youve received a dwarvish translation guide. they also become friendable

[charred palm]

You ain't getting a medal darling xDD /j

[honest oyster]

gm all

[tacit dock]

How do people make more than like $250k in the first year?? 😭

[warped ether]

I don't

[woven root]

when you play the game a lot of times

you just know what to do in the early parts

[charred palm]

Don't compare yourself too much x)
There's a guy who made 81mil in one year.

[warped ether]

I cry because the damn crows kept eating my shit

[tacit dock]

I feel like a lot of people make like $800k+ 😭

[undone blaze]

i mean, blueberries and pumpkins exist

[warped ether]

I didn't know how scarecrows worked

[tacit dock]

YEA THAT TOO LMAO

[undone blaze]

250 k isnt even a lot

[real bluff]

Mom, can we have Robin? No, we have Robin at home. Robin at home :

[woven root]

true

[warped ether]

I had a crow eat my rare seed because I didn't use a scarecrows

[woven root]

200k isnt a lot compared to other people who grind the f out

[crystal siren]

>>>>>>>

[woven root]

No-

[tacit dock]

I grind the fuck out what do u call waking up every morning and watering 300 blueberry seeds

[honest oyster]

yes

[warped ether]

I have 2 now

[undone blaze]

haha i had a ||meteor land right in the middle of my rare seeds|| i cried.

[real bluff]

Knockoff flea market bootleg Robin

[warped ether]

Based

[charred palm]

💀

Bootleg Robin 😭

[tacit dock]

Replace the little ginger bitch at the front with the sexy feminist blonde

[crystal siren]

Robin Is a bahddie

[charred palm]

Nice

[woven root]

good

[warped ether]

I had 2 ||meteors|| in the same year

[rugged anvil]

Some do, some don't. Don't stress yourself out about it. 🙂

[crude niche]

have you heard about sprinklers..

[woven root]

i swear the girl is weird asf

she was dreaming some crazy shit

[crude niche]

I'm gonna marry her

[tacit dock]

Ya but but but

[honest oyster]

gingphobic !!

[charred palm]

Who doesn't dream crazy shit lmao

[woven root]

woah woah woah what

[crystal siren]

I don't dream

[agile folio]

AYO!-

[charred palm]

Nice keeep it up

[crystal siren]

I plat stardew

[crude niche]

Also what's strategically the best person to marry?

[tacit dock]

Did u just lie for fun

[warped ether]

I deadass heard someone say once that sprinklers are evil...

[real bluff]

Really? What crops are better

[woven root]

blueberries are prob the best for summer unless you get starfruit

[slow yew]

Well it depends really

[charred palm]

Blueberries are A tier crops , they don't suck

[warped ether]

Because, and I shit you not, "The water is the ground crying from the metal you stabbed into it"

[crystal siren]

Star fruit

[crude niche]

I farmed melons lol

[tacit dock]

Haley cause she’s sexy feminist blonde

[charred palm]

Still profits.

[real bluff]

Shadow bean

[woven root]

if you marry Harvey will he not charge you for passing out?

[agile folio]

also a..... how do I put this lightly? A nag

[tacit dock]

people who hate Haley have a tomboy pick me complex and I will not stand for it

[slow yew]

Melons are better if you put them on kegs or preserves jars

[undone blaze]

he still charges you. there is no nepotism in this town.

[crude niche]

I'll just marry Sebastian cause he emo

[woven root]

worst husband then

[slow yew]

I mean she is rude to you without any reason to be rude

[crystal siren]

Haley has no reason to be mean at the begining

[tacit dock]

No there’s just a lot of capitalism

[warped ether]

Dw she's just a tsundere

[woven root]

idk why you can even marry Harvey he looks old

[crude niche]

Also what do you do at moonlight jelly festival?

[tacit dock]

She’s rude because ur poor and not worth her time 😡😡😡 you deserve it, get rich 😡

[charred palm]

Maybe bcuz old people play the game , maybe ?

[real bluff]

>>>>>>>>>>>>

[agile folio]

You talk to npcs and enjoy

[undone blaze]

stare at the ocean

[crystal siren]

Harvey is so.......... Old

[slow yew]

So if ur poor ur worthless, got it

[tacit dock]

Blocked and reported and emailing discord support and also telling my mom

[last geyser]

Two things in life can be certain, death and taxes

[crude niche]

Wasn't there a submarine lol

[warped ether]

Probably a mod that gives you health insurance if you marry him

[abstract hinge]

at last

[woven root]

Thats why I just restart the day if i passed out in the ||sc||

[abstract hinge]

my grandpa loves me

[crystal siren]

True

[abstract hinge]

[real bluff]

Shadow bean looks cool and cute

[crude niche]

I can't enjoy these people, I'm with all cooper tools and completed mine

[warped ether]

???

[tacit dock]

>>>>>>>>> @real bluff

[real bluff]

I like shadow bean

[agile folio]

"Hey (PLAYER), now that we're married, why don't we get health insurance"

[undone blaze]

uh, spoilers-

[crystal siren]

Shadow bean >>>>>>> anyone else

[warped ether]

When the hell is that

[agile folio]

only copper tools?

[abstract hinge]

its not post cc tho?

[crude niche]

Yes

[woven root]

spoilers????

[abstract hinge]

just after 3 years

[slow yew]

Uh no ( read pins )

[arctic bolt]

love herrr

[abstract hinge]

I can ❤️

[tacit dock]

person of taste I see

[last geyser]

I dont remember Grandpa being this kind

[carmine umbra]

Agreeeed

[undone blaze]

uh yes

[abstract hinge]

Well on the last save he roasted me so-

[arctic bolt]

hahah

[tacit dock]

Shut (sorry)

[slow yew]

Uh no

[carmine umbra]

Lmao!

[arctic bolt]

yes i am 💅

[crude niche]

i hate Haley cause she can't appreciate when I give her a blueberry

[carmine umbra]

Oh yea rega, put spoilers

[charred palm]

Give it to Lewis then

[carmine umbra]

You'll love her character development

[undone blaze]

pls spoil it. it doesnt matter if its not post cc.

[arctic bolt]

i hate blueberries so i fully understand where she's coming from

[slow yew]

No need to

[warped ether]

Where is that anyway

[tacit dock]

They’re literally useless empty morsels

[abstract hinge]

Your kid still too young

[slow yew]

Where is what

[abstract hinge]

they'll run around the house being the adroable creature that their are ltaer on

[warped ether]

That place in the image

[carmine umbra]

Nah, they can repopulate the ||entire dove population 😉||

[warped ether]

With the blue dude

[slow yew]

Idfk, the dream realm or something

[carmine umbra]

Void

[undone blaze]

||thats grandpa.||

[real bluff]

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> everyone else

[crystal siren]

||And then you take their blood with a prismatic shard||

[carmine umbra]

>>>>>>>>>> Everything else

[slow yew]

Yep it is grandpa, we love grandpa

[woven root]

bout to buy 540 starfruit seeds rip my money

[carmine umbra]

They shall be remembered

[abstract hinge]

[crude niche]

How do you get a prismatic shard I want it for the op sword

[real bluff]

The slime is cute

[warped ether]

IS HE NOT BLUE IN THAT???

[charred palm]

Let's say for the sake if argument that you rolled off a cliff.
Let's also say hypothetically that you don't know what you are talking about

[carmine umbra]

Uhh no thats actually cyan - 🤓

[tacit dock]

Shane literally smells like a ziploc bag of removed hemorrhoids and athletes foot….

[abstract hinge]

Lmaooooooooooooo

[warped ether]

Gonna choke you until your head turns cyan-

[carmine umbra]

HOW THE HELL DID YOU KNOW HOW HE SMELLED LIKE

[slow yew]

Shane literally is the best boi in the valley

[tacit dock]

Shane is a stinky alcoholic 😡😡😡

[crude niche]

I like the interactions with Shane and his family lol

[charred palm]

You ranked them in terms of colors
Blue & black 💀

[carmine umbra]

Can i hypothetically be a slime?

[woven root]

LMFAO

[slow yew]

Shane is coping with his depression

[undone blaze]

excuse me??

[tacit dock]

Shane should try painting

[undone blaze]

hes trying his best okay

[tacit dock]

Not trying hard enough

[warped ether]

You really fit having Patrick as your pfp since neither of you are smart

[charred palm]

No you can be a 🕊️

[undone blaze]

you dont know that

[warped ether]

[crystal siren]

Emily reminds me of English dave from gta

[crude niche]

Maru is good

[carmine umbra]

NOOO DONT TURN ME INTO 🕊️

[slow yew]

God u have no sympathy

[charred palm]

Who's gonnaa stop me 😈

[tacit dock]

Shane should maybe try some antidepressants and stop being mean to me 😡😡😡

[charred palm]

LOL

[tacit dock]

this is why Haley is better than everyone else because we understand eachother

[charred palm]

💀

[undone blaze]

or maybe you can try to make him happier and be nice to him?

[carmine umbra]

Morality

[abstract hinge]

➡️ ➡️ Every creatures in Starde Valley

[warped ether]

Try walking in Shane's shoes for 1 day

[crystal siren]

I hate haley

[carmine umbra]

Guys guys chill.

[slow yew]

Shane is mean to you to stop u getting close to him. Therefore if something did happen to him u wouldn't be upset

[undone blaze]

^

[tacit dock]

shut up

[tacit dock]

i hate ur mom so hard (and fast)

[crisp karma]

wennomechainsama

[abstract hinge]

I love Haley, but Krobus is till better

[warped ether]

That is both sweet and terribly dark

[crude niche]

>>>>>>>>

[crisp karma]

tumajarbisaun

[carmine umbra]

<<<<<<<<<< everything else

[slow yew]

He does get better at like 6 or 7 hearts or something

[crystal siren]

This dosen't even make sense

[charred palm]

That's the reality
I would lowkey do the same tbh

[crisp karma]

wifenlooof

[warped ether]

I just went from not really liking Shane as a character to having my full respect

[crisp karma]

eselifsterbraun

[tacit dock]

i felt rlly bad actually when I got the dialogue of him wondering why I still wanna be friends with him and “haven’t I been mean enough to you already” or some shit 😭

[warped ether]

What

[real bluff]

Let’s say hypothetically, that I liked shadow monsters

[carmine umbra]

He's spammin weird song lyrics

[abstract hinge]

Nah, Shane just have anger issues. He should've get same teraphy in the city

[slow yew]

Yeh, he then apologises for being mean to you. He's a real good guy

[undone blaze]

yeah. being mean is sorta his self defence mechanism.

[slow yew]

He does eventually.

[crisp karma]

linus should be marraige cannadite

[abstract hinge]

Marnie should.

[carmine umbra]

Nah he can fk off

[woven root]

He too old bro

[warped ether]

HOW DO YOU MISSPELL TAHT BAD

[carmine umbra]

He didn't deserve my gifts

[undone blaze]

or you could jump into the mountain lake

[tacit dock]

Well maybe Shane should try less toxic forms of coping like maybe playing stardew valley for 14 hours a day or perhaps playing stardew valley for 14 hours a day

[warped ether]

AND NEITHER OF THEM ARE GOOD

[real bluff]

Let’s also say, for the sake of the argument that look at this face

[warped ether]

Wtf bro

[woven root]

Linus magic bait scene tho-

[charred palm]

You mean this

[warped ether]

[slow yew]

I mean he eventually does get a lot better, and it's real hard to think right in his state.

[carmine umbra]

Oh yea i needed that, how many hearts was that

[tacit dock]

AHH WHAT RHE FUCK IS RHAT

[real bluff]

All of krobus’s expressions are amazing

[eager spear]

i wouldnt let linus near my farm ever

[slow yew]

Tbh CA did a real good job with the characters, I just feel he needs to expand on their lore a bit more.

[charred palm]

Yeah I like to see them in the sewers

[woven root]

4

[carmine umbra]

*tips* m'lady

[warped ether]

It's a smile, clearly you've never had one with the way you treat Shane

[eager spear]

be near*

[charred palm]

What makes you think that he doesn't go there

[carmine umbra]

Oh, i think im at around 3, should be close

[tacit dock]

Me@want horns

hosee

[undone blaze]

shane gets better. first impressions matter, sure, but shane just needs a bit of a push

[eager spear]

NO

[crystal siren]

My security system

[crisp karma]

wennomechainasama

[carmine umbra]

They're the best, i love that i can put my hats

[real bluff]

I wish Linux was a marriage candidate

[charred palm]

2 iridium sprinklers ???

[abstract hinge]

Linus is the strongest npc in the valley

[eager spear]

i swear even tho hes nice af i wouldnt let him meet my children, be near my farm or talk to my wife

[crisp karma]

tumajarbesaun

[real bluff]

But then again, he’s probably the one who eats your farm animals when they’re left outside

[carmine umbra]

Fr tho, he's one of the first character i really liked
He's simple, and he appreciates almost everything u gave to him if its edible

[undone blaze]

no one beats fish daddy willy

[eager spear]

was thinking the samw thing

[carmine umbra]

NOOOOO 💀

[crystal siren]

This is gonna be a new conspiracy theorie

[warped ether]

It's evolving, just backwards

[crisp karma]

wifenlooof

[charred palm]

IT'S DEFINITELY HIM

[eager spear]

i beat him if yk what im sayin😉

[carmine umbra]

Idk man he seems kinda... Fishy

[undone blaze]

ADGNDSJADJSAD STOP RN

[eager spear]

so sorry

[abstract hinge]

Mr Cuck Wizard doesnt stand a chance with linus

[carmine umbra]

Ba dum tss

[crisp karma]

eselifsterbraun

[carmine umbra]

Why is the slowmode 10 sec 🤨

[undone blaze]

so many messages

[warped ether]

[carmine umbra]

Thank you for reminding me to feed wizard with solar essence

[abstract hinge]

Its too fast already, and its 10sec lol

[tacit dock]

I wish the plot included u buying Linus a house

[crisp karma]

hubbabubba

[tacit dock]

or upgrading his tent

[charred palm]

He doesn't want to

[carmine umbra]

I think he actually liked nature

[undone blaze]

if you got iridium quality purple mushies, you can do that

[eager spear]

help i cooked rice (irl) i put only a small amount of water, the rice taste like soft rocks

[crisp karma]

8*

[tacit dock]

Why not

[calm sandal]

nah, linus hated charity

[real bluff]

Wait, young Linux looks like that? Where did you find that?

[carmine umbra]

I dont

[undone blaze]

oh alright

[carmine umbra]

Game file

[calm sandal]

long time ago, i forgot

[charred palm]

There's a cutscene that explains it

[abstract hinge]

He doesnt need it, Mr Chad Linus is the strongest

[crystal siren]

DF made a whole video on it

[undone blaze]

just saying iridium quality gifts got a 1.5x multiplier

[crisp karma]

you can see that in a marraige skipping mod and a marry anyone mad if youy skip a marraige with linus

[abstract hinge]

Abigail is the wizard's daughter

[carmine umbra]

When i encounter the linus-trashcan scene, i was like "ey bro chill i do that everyday"

[hybrid edge]

how to see coop or barn left capacity?

[tacit dock]

Ok question…. How fast should I have reached level 120 in the mines? Like approx month and day

[crystal siren]

Math

[crisp karma]

💀

[carmine umbra]

Idk, but max capacity of coop and barn are both 4

(Assuming they're not upgraded)

[crisp karma]

[real bluff]

Maybe

[crisp karma]

cart pig should be marraige cannadite

[carmine umbra]

Slime should be a pet candidate- oh wait

[crystal siren]

Gunther should be a marriage candidate

[abstract hinge]

No way in hell pierre is Abigail's father

[tacit dock]

Cannadite

Sorry

[crisp karma]

not main language + dyslexia

[real bluff]

I wish sandy, lewis, and Linux were marriage candidates

[tacit dock]

me when accidentally ableist

Me when

[carmine umbra]

So uh anyone wanted to see a weird Penny x Haley fusion i made?

[tacit dock]

Literally why can’t we marry Lewis

i don’t get it

[crystal siren]

Yes (for science)

[abstract hinge]

Guys come on. This goddess of beauty should be marriage candidate. Everytime I go to the desert to just see her 😦

[tacit dock]

Yes

[carmine umbra]

Wrong pic '-'

[crisp karma]

cuz he's 40 years older than you?

[real bluff]

I agree

[tacit dock]

WHAT… no he isn’t 😭😭😭😭

[abstract hinge]

[real bluff]

I wish lewis was mine

[crisp karma]

and then who's gonna man the shop

[crystal siren]

I wish jodi was mine

[abstract hinge]

Eh she can still attend the stop

hardworking wife ❤️

[tacit dock]

Not if you go the joja route 😭😭😭

[real bluff]

Lewis 🤤

[crisp karma]

kinda not tho

[crisp karma]

bouncer should man the shop

[tacit dock]

bouncer should fuck off me thinks

[abstract hinge]

we're in the borderline of spoiler here

[tacit dock]

Mmmm so sexy

[crystal siren]

Hot

[tacit dock]

Delete, not real, photoshop

[carmine umbra]

Thats Haley x Penny fusion i made

[tacit dock]

Haley is not like that delete now pls

[abstract hinge]

https://tenor.com/view/wheeze-wheeze-laugh-nikkal-kundhal-nikkalkundhal-gif-23223780

[carmine umbra]

My pic is also not haley xd

[crystal siren]

True

[tacit dock]

Yes Haley

[crisp karma]

wennomechainsama

tumajarbisaun

[tacit dock]

Nope that ur mom

[crisp karma]

wifenlooof

eselifsterbraun

[crystal siren]

My card failed in #stardew-spoilers

[tacit dock]

LEAVE HALEY ALONE

[crisp karma]

no

[tacit dock]

Blocked and reported

[abstract hinge]

is this german or french

[carmine umbra]

In case anyone wanted to see the process

[crisp karma]

i answer with snooping around in your room when she asks what i do all day

[real bluff]

That’s Haley if her attitude was reflected by her face

[carmine umbra]

Abigail when quartz:

[crude niche]

Best crop for fall, except rare fruit

[abstract hinge]

pumpkin

[carmine umbra]

Cranberries

[crude niche]

both of them it is

[crisp karma]

Best living thing in sdv?

I vote cart pig

[errant moth]

hey guys

[crisp karma]

Yoyo yoghurt

[crystal siren]

#multiplayer-lfg-old

[errant moth]

o my bad

srry i didnt see

[crisp karma]

Moet je ontdekken

[crystal siren]

It's ok

[crisp karma]

Paula yoghurt met koeienvlekken

Hoe krijgt paula dat voor elkaar

Yoghurt, fruit, mixen maar

[real bluff]

I planted a rare seed in fall once

It died

[fallow coyote]

I just planted a rare seed in winter is it gonna grow

Or not

[crystal siren]

Rip

[fallow coyote]

Like I'm pretty sure it was the rare beetroot

[crystal siren]

No I think it was the rare winter root

[fallow coyote]

I think it said summer

[crystal siren]

Ohh

It's the rare library book seed

[tacit dock]

Because she’s pretty, she doesn’t have to be nice to you farmer plebeians 😡😡😡

[crystal siren]

You cant

[tacit dock]

Ur all hating on Haley because she’s a woman of class

[queen merlin]

A woman of culture

[fallow coyote]

How do I fck my wife in the valley

Idk how to make babys

[tacit dock]

She holds herself to high regards and knows her value

[crystal siren]

It's because she is trash not class

[tacit dock]

Yes class

[tacit dock]

She is more class than ur mom

[fallow coyote]

I have to imagine

[queen merlin]

Booooo

[fallow coyote]

That sucks no sex scene

Bruh

[tacit dock]

DUDE U WATCH SOUTH PARK?? 😭

[crystal siren]

Imagine having to use mom jokes

[outer sequoia]

you gotta have a nursery

[queen merlin]

[fallow coyote]

Yes when I was a baby it's a kids show

[tacit dock]

What….

wym 😭

[serene walrus]

Think that’s 1.5 stuff I place furniture outside all the time xD

[tacit dock]

Where is ur username from then??

[queen merlin]

We need an argument about Haley every day

[tacit dock]

https://tenor.com/view/kanye-west-south-park-fish-kiss-gif-12614912

[queen merlin]

At this point

[fallow coyote]

Haley is cute

I married her

[tacit dock]

Is ur username not South Park?

[serene walrus]

[fallow coyote]

Yes

[queen merlin]

Pierris cute

[fallow coyote]

I'm Kanye west

[crystal siren]

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

[queen merlin]

Pierris is Morris and Pierre combined

[tacit dock]

Do u like fish dicks

[serene walrus]

[tacit dock]

Just say Paris

[queen merlin]

All bachelor and bachelorettes are equal

Now fight again but with me

[real bluff]

Lewis is too good for marnie

[queen merlin]

Ye

[crystal siren]

Sooo true

[queen merlin]

Wait ehat

[tacit dock]

I think marnie is ugly and old and should give me her farm and her child

[queen merlin]

Nooooooooo, it's the opposite

[real bluff]

They’re both bad, but at least spoiled blobfish girl isn’t bootleg rip-off flea market Robin

[queen merlin]

I am just gonna leave

[fallow coyote]

I married Marnie on one save

[tacit dock]

What

[fallow coyote]

Yes why not

[tacit dock]

But why

[fallow coyote]

She cute she deserves some tlc

[crystal siren]

Same

[tacit dock]

she is infertile and old

[fallow coyote]

Yeah and I had kids with her

[tacit dock]

Wow miracle

[fallow coyote]

One day she said do you want to have a kid

[crystal siren]

It's the musical at cold star ranch

[fallow coyote]

My fav person to marry tho has to be the old guy that you meet at the community centre

[tacit dock]

The old guy that u meet at the community center

[fallow coyote]

I wish I had pc

[fallow coyote]

Yah

[crystal siren]

I married a junimo once

[fallow coyote]

We had kids even tho we were both dudes

[real bluff]

I love the blobfish Haley image

[fallow coyote]

I like the sewer monster

I married that once

[crystal siren]

I like the blue bean museum dude

[undone blaze]

dwarf is my jam

[tacit dock]

Ummm maybe he has uterus…. U can’t assume

[fallow coyote]

I like my house I married my house once than my game turned co op when my house had kids

[tacit dock]

Maybe he is transgender man

Who hasn’t gotten gender reassignment surgery

[fallow coyote]

Yes

[tacit dock]

wow skill!

[carmine umbra]

Dont want to be that guy but..

[tacit dock]

U are a man of great power and force

[carmine umbra]

'-'

[fallow coyote]

Bruh

[crude tapir]

[fallow coyote]

Ok sure

[carmine umbra]

Nice ^^ cuz im kinda uncomfortable regarding that topic

[tacit dock]

Maybe we can continue this conversation in dms?

[carmine umbra]

[fallow coyote]

Maybe in a even more naughty fashion

[tacit dock]

oh ok got it

[tacit dock]

Maybe we can go in depth on how you did it?

[carmine umbra]

xD have fun(?) in DMs!

[tacit dock]

You can tell me all the details baby….

[fallow coyote]

Yeah

[tacit dock]

mmmmm pls dm me (in detail)

[midnight compass]

Uhh I'd highkey tag a mod but imma refrain

[serene walrus]

Hi sen

[tacit dock]

Why would u be a gaint party shitter 😭 like you need to call a mod to give us a slap on the wrist?? chronically online

[midnight compass]

Hi peachyyy I'm scared of this chat

[carmine umbra]

HI PEACHY

[serene walrus]

Me too

[fallow coyote]

It was a joke

[blazing python]

You do know that people get uncomfortable right?

[fallow coyote]

We meant nothing

[tacit dock]

Uh oh! she’s gonna call the mods @fallow coyote

[fallow coyote]

Lol

[blazing python]

And we need to resolve that immediately.

[fallow coyote]

I will stop

[carmine umbra]

I mean, i literally said i am

[midnight compass]

<@&239770080378880001>

[fallow coyote]

They encouraged me

[midnight compass]

Cry about it.

[fallow coyote]

At least he or she did

[serene walrus]

So fave path in sdv

[carmine umbra]

Path?

[tacit dock]

Lol??? because of a joke?? Close discord if ur made uncomfortable that easily, chronically online discorder

[midnight compass]

Yeah i really the wooden ones that need clay and wood i think(i don't remember the name)

[tacit dock]

NOO???

[carmine umbra]

You're not supposed to act like that if you're the one breaking the rule

[fallow coyote]

You played along

[midnight compass]

Yeah, like i said cry about it. I can tag em again

[main garnet]

wood path pretty good, but i like stone one more

[carmine umbra]

Sup

[main garnet]

hi

[carmine umbra]

Which date are u currently in?

[main garnet]

winter 10

[carmine umbra]

Damn, wait for me

💀

[torpid mantle]

@fallow coyote @tacit dock this is a pg13 server let's keep things safe for work please

[wild moss]

omg mod online at night

[main garnet]

I do, winter is painfully slow for some reason

[wild moss]

I never thought I’d see the day

[carmine umbra]

Rock did somebody demoted u from "rock god" to "captain rock"? @blazing python

[blazing python]

Bro. No one thought it was funny

[midnight compass]

I tagged em😌

[blazing python]

yes. Myself

[carmine umbra]

Oh god, felt.

[carmine umbra]

...u can do that?

[serene walrus]

Lol

[midnight compass]

Lol

[blazing python]

Yes. You can demote yourself

[carmine umbra]

Found em

[blazing python]

Such as changing your name into ItzArthritis

[carmine umbra]

Now where should i put it

Grange? Luau?

[queen merlin]

Grange

[main garnet]

or ItzFront

[queen merlin]

Take it out after he gives you your score

[carmine umbra]

How does Arthritis got anything to do with Back

[serene walrus]

how about both

[queen merlin]

And then dump in luau next year huhuhu

[carmine umbra]

XDD

[simple dagger]

is there any faster ways to get wood than going round and chopping it????

[blazing python]

Thats an upgrade. Not a demote

[carmine umbra]

Buying them

[main garnet]

buying it at robin

[blazing python]

Because my back hurts

[carmine umbra]

Hey, backseat are always the coolest

[carmine umbra]

Oh its a name of a back problem xD

[magic orchid]

Helloo

[serene walrus]

Hi welcome you can buy it from robin if you like also bombs can destroy trees too

[queen merlin]

Buying it at Robin's, hardwood chopper + secret woods everyday, growing your own trees and deforesting them

[carmine umbra]

Hi!

[main garnet]

relatable

[blazing python]

Bro you just figured that joke out lmao 💀

[simple dagger]

thank youuu guys

[magic orchid]

Im in year 1 fall and i don't wanna go to winter 😂

[novel thistle]

true

[blazing python]

Hes back

[charred palm]

Governor is a bit high today

Lewis Shorts are too tasty

[blazing python]

We're going to beat you up

[coral knot]

bruh who isnt a bit high today

[novel thistle]

grr 🐊

[blazing python]

LOL

[real bluff]

Hi governor

[blazing python]

Grr more u dweeb

[keen mauve]

yo

i got question

what do the animal stone statues do

[midnight compass]

Why is the governor in chat..?

[serene walrus]

Cool deco lol

[main garnet]

to check on our taxes maybe?

[keen mauve]

rly?

[novel thistle]

^ They're pretty lazy tbh.

[keen mauve]

do they do nothing

[midnight compass]

Taxes in sdv? Don't exist tho

[main garnet]

taxes in real life.

[serene walrus]

Yep lmao they are just nice to look at

[main garnet]

is it better to buy a barn or upgrade a coop?

[crystal siren]

That's how lewis makes his statues

[novel thistle]

true

[keen mauve]

whats best way to get

money

[short nest]

i am the puppet man

governor is my puppet

[serene walrus]

[woeful karma]

Hi all! Just started, day 3, it’s raining and willy’s is closed. Any suggestions on what to do today? I have bad karma from the tv message and fish aren’t hitting.