#stardew-valley
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My advice would be to get the feel of the game, how it works and then worry about the other stuff. You have plenty of time
i mean i never touched any npc still since i been struggling on the watering duty
now i'm in fall and i managed to get like 10 quality sprinklers i can finally breath
Yeah lol I've done that once had to spend the whole day watering my garden😂
i focused on penny the most tho
Yeah she's one of my favorites. Her and maru
bruh
they sometimes water your crops and help around. but they are mostly there for emotional connection or something.
I hate it when my coop mate chucks the stack of wood into the backrooms like it's nothing.
can u get married to the same gender
yes
yes'
999 wood gone like that now I can't make the barn
how do u have kids with the same gender
:')
god should I gift jodis husband a bomb
i think u can have kids with the same gender as well
You just do
that's the neat part
magic happens
i dunno if it's adoption but there is magic in this game so
stork brings you kids. both genders
do I do it, will it trigger ptsd?
Adoption
I always felt bad for him. He's actually a pretty cool character once you get his hearts up
no worries, the wizard will just bazinga the kid into existence just like with abigail 💀
to gain friendship I give every single character pizzas
not wise
Except Leah she hates them
give me the pizza and I will give everyone a golden pumpkin
wots that
how much is a chicken btw i can't see the prices yet
Get at sprit’s Eve it just like it sounds and it’s a universal love :)
it's always ocean bro :)
NEW RECORD! Made it to floor 60 in ||SC||!
Yooo gg!
gz
dude
it's marnies bday and she went to the doctor and the doctor is telling her to "eat more healthy" and I'm giving her a pizza
now ||make it to 69420||
oh the halloween thing? Where do I find it? It can't be the maze I'm guessing bc I looked at everywhere in it
I don't even think that's possible?
Does it not have an end like the normal cave?
no ends
There is a secret entrance to there maybe look on yt for a tutorial it’s part of the maze btw
it does
at like 2 billion something
32 bit integer limit
What happens when you reach it?
nothing
it just stops you from going farther
What a waste
not really?
the game just won't allow you go to father than the 32 bit integer limit
no one will get there legitimately anyways
like the the docks that is in the small island that blocked by the broken bridge?
the tv or the skull?
idk the number
To be fair you're probably at the earths core if you're 2 billion levels down
no difference pretty sure, just that that spot has a legendary fish
i ahet fishing broooo
you go in from egypt and you come out from brazil
Lmao
oh that explains how i couldn't catch 1 fish that seemed impossible to catch
Please watch: "TIKTOK CROCHET AND KNITTING FASHION COMPILATION #66 - Peachtok"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UA8knNuwWeE --~--
Spirit's Eve takes place on the 27th of every Fall at 10:00PM at the Pelican Town Square.
There are multiple tables laid with spreads of food, which can't be eaten by the player, unlike in the Stardew Valley Fair.
T...
concerned ape need to chill my Square button almost broke
That explains why the ground sometimes just collapses
It's just a stardew farmer digging back up
"This isn't my farm! Apologies!"
I wonder though. Why does only Haley hates pristamatic shards
plot armor xD
why cant i play co op on mobile? :(
Who knows lmao penny is the only one who doesn’t like rabbits feet
also the reason why there are rocks spawning outta nowhere
thanks
Adorable pfp
it's either not added to coop or you gotta choose the coop farm or pirated maybe idk these are all I can think
thanks you are adorable as well
thanks :)
yea shes a weirdo
ty made it myself
more like our wife
mobile just doesn't have it cause of compatibility issues I think
ugh
!mobilemultiplayer
@Jeff99486773 @VGMClassics There are technical barriers that make it unfeasible. If you'd like to play multiplayer I recommend getting the PC or console version
yeah that
F
I really want to marry haily I am one heart away about to give her a prismatic shard
bs
who the actual frick doesn't like pizzas,
I don't know why you don't have any more events after marrying someone
NOOO
No she HATES them
Grapes on pizza!
ik
how do i get stronger swords
it is the best way to use them
cool you code it then
A Italian't I guess
mmmmm chocolate pizza
Nah.
sometimes you get them at the mines
Do you know kitchen nightmares
elaborate?
like from breaking boxes and slimes with stars on their head
also the chests on determined levels
and how do i get better pickaxes
upgrade yours
upgrade then at clints
upgrade it at clint's
Upgrade at Clint
you need metal bars too
no
how do i get metal bars
Or maybe use player_add name gold ore
you smelt the ore you get at the mines
Joe Buck.
im new i was genuinely asking lol sorry...
they're just very new to the game dw
if you reach a certin floor the reword is a sword also if you are into fishing u might get lucky with a sea sword from one of the treasures that helped me a bit in the early game
Don't be sorry. It's okey

whho the frick is joe buck, street version of joe biden?
ooh yeah those swords from fishing chests are amazing
I actually thought bro was being sarcastic
ill try fishing thx guys
You just need to put your ores into smelting, you will need coal for that too.
There was one restaurant who sold chocolate pizza with bacon and strawberries on top of it. Yet it called itself "fine dining"
sounds like brazil to me
5 ore + 1 coal per bar
Get a furnace and copper, iron or gold and use coal to cook it need 5 ores to make a bar
American sportscaster who somehow manages the feat of being both incredibly bland and incredibly annoying at the same time.
there's a bunch of weird pizzas over here
People just comes up with weird food ideas to serve people with
It sometimes ain't that good
💀
briish
Binley Mega Chippy
I've had cookies and cream pizza before
Like trust me on this. Some of them on the show... The failing restaurants were serving canned chili. Heated up from a microwave. Instead of making it from scratch.
I don't add bacon to my desert tho
any tips for the coop what to sell etc
who adds bacon to their cake?
mayonaise
Are there not iridium quality lake fish?
there is
yep those
you probably just need a higher fishing level
I keep getting perfects
Should there be iridium quality iridium bars?
make sure you throw your rod to the deepest part of the lake or sea
uh i missed the recipe for Chocolate Cake can i get it on the same date next year?
no its not
not next year, it's actually on the next next year
oh welp
it's a two year cycle
where is the place shown in the note with the green dot in a red circle, is it the town place?
I'll be going offline, gn fellows
Bye arch
you could get it on a Wednesday too
as other items, I need 5 iridium things to upgrade to iridium right?
Good night.
5 bars, yes
gn
so year 3 winter 14?
how do i get my first ||pris shard|| since i dont wanna run sc without ||galaxy sword||
coffee and horse
It's a lucky thing honestly. I got mine at the mines.
if you find a ||mystic node|| or just get lucky killing monsters
should i go for like floors 100 and below?
so just like check quarry once
same, i dont remember what i killed but a monster dropped it
im abt to unlock it
yep 100+
My dad did that with a fishing rod he really hated. LOL
wym? sorry im confused
would it be worth to run ||skull cavern|| with a bone sword and like 20 bombs to try and get one?
Maybe you'll get one there
queen of sauce re runs on wednesday if u missed it on sunday
oh the reruns on Wednesday
ahh ok
You're just asking to die and lose everything.
bone sword? no
keep trying to get the shard
so i should prolly wait for ||pris shard|| from mines and get ||galaxy?|| or is there some other sword along the way
unless you spend a lot of money no
No, you are not suppose to fight at the ||skull cavern||
Lava Katana or Steel Falchion, at the very least.
but do i really want to drop 25k on a sword just to use it once
If you want to go the ||skull caverns|| you don't need a weapon. Just a lot of bombs, staircases, coffee and food.
how much are we looking at
i got like 50 salads
That's a quandary. I did, and got very little use out of the lava katana. I got a LOT of use out of the Steel Falchion, which is only 9k.
I think the most important thing are bombs. I would not go without at least 100.
But i might be a bit dramatic since i really dont like the fighting lol
is there any good way to get them w/o dwarf?
im fine in ||skull cavern|| without bombs. should i probably take some?
Well, you can always craft them with iron and coal if i remember correctly, but i always buy mine since i find it easier.
can i trade for them?
I really enjoy putting bombs and running around so, yeah, i guess. But whatever works for you is fine.
also do i want bomb, mega bomb, or cherry bomb
like how much of each
and how many staircases
normal bombs are fine
I just use bombs.
aight
IT IS FALL THE 20 AND I AM GETTING A CALL
alrighty, i was just wondering if they helped with anything
is it the creapy one?
Is there anyway to craft a watercan? I think I accidently trashcan mine and it already saved when I discovered it missing. It is a multi farm being played solo.
maybe
how should i farm for iron
if gonther doesn't give me at least 5k gold for a dinosaur bone I'm murdering him
just like floor 50 over and over?
Around 15 or 20(? They are like your last options, in those scenarios that u really are having problem finding a natural staircase.
Maybe in the lost and found there's one?
lewis house, lost and found bin
you can't trashcan a tool
Cool thanks
how did you do that
40+ level in the mine. I believe 70 to 80 levels are your best options.
musk or no
The phone call from Vincent is just the cutest thing ever.
unless you want coal,no
They do, for sure.
if i want coal do i just farm sprites on 51?
I love it too. I wish there was more things like that
I like to get coal either buying at Clint's or by putting wood in that machine that turns it into coal.
Just stay away from dust sprites in real life ...
omg coal????????
me omw to burglar ring????
I need to learn the name of all machines for real lol
ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew
that gif gave me a panic. im not even joking.
does dwarf rolls drop only on mines or can they drop on the ||desert cave||
Where are you getting all this images from
how star wars started fr
mhm
where do you think
It's my thing. I've been collecting funny images and gifs for years. I have a folder with thousands. And what I don't have, I can find easily from experience

I love that
does silo get every grass I cut or just the ones in my farm?
Welcome! 
😁
It fills with hay that you collect with your scythe all around the map.
is there a way to cause a storm to happen?
Well, you can craft a rain totem but I am not sure if there is a chance for it to turn out to be a storm.
a storm no,not really, just rain iirc
You probably are going to have to wait until summer.
oh ok ty
I believe they are different, however I am not sure.
They are a lil different storms give ya lighting +rain but rain is just rain
out of oak resin pine tar and maple syrup which are the 2 easiest to get
You get them the same way honestly.
is there any other way to get battery packs?
You just need to tapp the right tree
1 more day till my 200 melon's are ripe 1 MORE DAY 1 AND THEN THE FRICKEN MONTH CHANGES AHHHHHH
other than lightening rods
If you are friends with Pam there is a chance she gifts them. And also the traveling merchant.
hector, in late game there is! early game, the easiest bet is lightning rods
that's why we do math
oh alr thanks :)
I DID BUT YOU SEE IM FAILING MATH AND ITS 2:2O AM
i always forget about the travelling merchant haha
mood
Same
HAHAH SO TRUE
It was not there. I've been through all my various chests and the fridge. Any place else that it could be at? No mods being used.
Are you sure you put it in the trash? I didn't know that was even a thing.
*Blueberyy picking asmr music *
I don't know. I can not find it. I went through all my storage chest and the fridge. I checked the lost and found. It is not in any of them. I don't think I could drop it so it is not laying somewhere.
I don't know what to tell you, that sounds like an awful situation haha. The thing is that you can not craft them since you can not lose them.
I don't want to start a new farm as I got this one working decently.
did u die recently?
No]
Are you playing coop? Maybe someone else has it.
I'm in co-op but playing solo. No invites given out.
Is that a thing?
If the player somehow loses the Scythe, Axe, Pickaxe, or Watering Can (by dying in the mines for example), the next day a basic version of the tool will appear next to the player's bed, in the player's refrigerator (if the player has a kitchen), or in the Lost and Found box in the Mayor's Manor. Mayor Lewis may send a letter in the mail saying he found them and returned them.
- wiki
It must be somewhere in a chest
Oh no, sorry. Just a bad joke 😂 
I go through everything again. Done it 3 times so far.
Bugs
In multiplayer, it is possible to lose a tool in the mines, and never get a replacement back. A known workaround for this bug is to have one of the non-hosting players create a new character, have them drop their tools into a chest, and then quit and re-join as their original character.
Have you gone to bed already?
Try sleeping it out. Idk
two days ago
Looks like I will have to start a new farm and I had just got the rusty key.
wanna here a scary joke guys?
Wait, you didn't send it to Clint's either?
What are you talking about?
Fishing
why? Do you mean that I can get it upgraded?
joja mart route
You can catch the lava eel there, but it's very difficult. You'll get mostly trash. You just have to keep trying.
Yes, you can upgrade your tools with metal bars and coin at Clint's. It takes three days to upgrade, so(?
when do the mines end!
OOn what lvl are u on?

Maybe you upgraded it without knowing
120
I never saw that the watercan could be upgraded. I have the hoe upgrading right now.
If I have a lot of iridium, is it worth selling the bars to Clint?
Are you sure is your hoe and not your watering can?
My hoe is missing so I hope so.
Not really, there is better things to sell. Unless you really don't have any more uses for the iridium.
Found it

It escaped
Confia adm ?

How do you even get that much iridium?
Are you spamming?
That's what I thought lol
Good job. That one is tough.
And I had 2 meteorites land in the same year
You should never sell bars until you have more than a stack.
Just got an iridium quality sardine... don't know whether or not to be excited or disappointed...
How do the slime hutches work? Do the slimes do anything?
o.O
i mean how can i farm wood
Eventually iridium becomes really easy to get. I have five stacks of it
Everything is progress if you want it that way 
Meh. Some people like them. Not worth it, imo, but if you enjoy it then go for it.
Hit trees with your axe.
I misscounted the amount of iridium sprinklers I needed...
oh my lord I just got another
Fish in the ocean in the summer
Plant the seeds that drop from trees. Pinecones, maple seeds, acorns.
I have 21 quality sprinklers, so I made 21 iridium sprinklers.
Get them all 
Then I remembered
first one I got was 10 inch, one I just got was 11 inch
hi
Pufferfish are annoying to get 
Iridium sprinklers have wider range
It's okey, you will probably use them eventually.
no shit
whats the easiest way to catch them
am new here
Fair enough
OH MAH GOD I GOT A THIRD
But do they even do anything or do you just keep creatures that try to kill you cpnstantly?
12 inch Sardine
Hey, welcome! 
I can make 2 more iridium sprinklers, should I?
High level fishing and trapper bonner
Pro gramer
Don't talk to me like that or we'll have a problem
it is easy once you get a hand of it
mind you Im using a bamboo pole...
BOBBER
hello everybody
k
spawn a lot of slime! sometimes will drop petrified slime too
The rule is yellow pirimid you fish and stardrop you mine
.-.
I've never done it. Don't like the slime hutch because it is hideously ugly. But some people like having a supply of slime, and slime eggs are worth comparable to having a fish pond. Which is to say, not great, but not terrible.
what they were talking about
damn

Epic gif fail
Dc smh
how do people get like the roles of lik "farmer'
What is petrified slime used for?
by chatting
Do I just sell my old sprinklers?
I keep them just in case i need
Just upgraded to iridium sprinklers
If you don't find any use for them or don't think you will, I guess you can sell them.
cant you just stick em in a box?
whats considered an excessive amount of hoarding items
Depends on what it is
everything
Well some things are not as rare so you can't say a specific number
I've sound abt 50k worth of items from 2 and a half years ingame
That's a lit bit of hoarding ig
I have 999 sap 
Lol I hoard everything
Yeah lol never know when it might come in handy
I've had this terrible curse following me in every single game
The moment I sell something, I need it immediately after
YES

Sounds like you are having fun lol
I'm having something, fun isn't how I'd put it
gotta love it when you chop down every tree and then find out you need trees to complete cc
What do you mean?
Wood bundles
What’s the easiest way to catch legendary fish?
I need the things you get from tapping trees
and I have no trees on my farm to tap
Trapper bobber or cork , fishing food
Ohhh, I see now. It doesn't need to be on your farm. I saw some people tapp the trees by the bus station.
NO WAY IT'S GURT!!! Remember me?
they don't have to be trees on your farm, they can be in town, or in the mountains
those are gone aswell lmao
I've chopped pretty much every possible tree
Nope, not at all
💀
Alright
Keep them. Later in game you'll have a better option than selling.
You shouldn't had. Trees multiple themselves so next time try leaving some. Otherwise you are gonna have to plant them urself.
yeah
I've realize that now lmao
Yeah I've made that mistake lol chopped down almost all the trees and I had to plant more
atleast I now have 6 or 7 stacks of wood
You can always use tree fertilizer tho. Easy to get and really helpful.
Got redirected here. I’ve followed the optimal setup on the wiki for placement. Any idea why the fruit trees aren’t growing? #vanilla-tech-support message
Strawberry trees???
Are you getting alerts which say they aren't growing each morning?
my strawberry trees haven't been growing either 
Yeah
hmmm alright
go on your best luck day & eat a meal to help with your luck... like shrimp cocktail thats +1 fishing & +1 luck, (there may be a better meal than that)
Do not make a fool of me in front of everyone. I have made myself a fool enough

That's how things work.
it takes a full season for them to grow... it seems like forever, but they will get there soon 🙂

@errant storm There has to be an empty 3x3 space surrounding them
No paths or objects or anything
What’s in the way?
All 8 tiles surrounding the plant has to be plain dirt
You have paths over those tiles
I do think they are growing :c
nope
for 8 days, your trees look like they're on track for growth! i'm going to send the apple tree growth chart in images because they def have changed ❤️
In the picture that's what they look like when you first plant them
oh
LOL
i don't have the greenhouse yet
@errant storm i am now the fool, they should be growing fine
those should grow
I’ll just fu*kin replant them I’ll see if it’s some bug
noooooo
ouch
NOOOOO give them a lil more time
it'll restart the 8 days
noo! they're growing right just give them more time!!
you'll have to wait that time all over again
they arent
the person is getting notifications every morning
which say they arent growing
oh hm :/
8 days is not long.... when there is 28 days in a season... if they've only been growing for 8 days there is a long way to go
Try spreading them out a little more
Are they getting notifications?
yes thats what my message says
Has the wiki lied to me?
theu
Can you even grow fruit trees in the greenhouse??
They have growth stages. First one ends after 7 days.
yes
yes
Yes I've grown them before
huh
what does the lock mean?
Are you using mods?
What the fuck
what was the first one lol
sus
I've never seen that before
Yeah go to #modded-stardew
Me neither
"You can't be nice to this person more than 2 times a week"
yes
only if you got a message saying the cherry tree can't grow at that location or the apple tree etc... otherwise, it is growing
THEY'RE getting a notification
Ok then replant them spread them out a little idk what else to do
They said so
spreading them out wont work
I've never had problems with trees in the green house
thats optimal placement and should work
How come I keep finding nothing but garbage on my Wilderness Farm file?! Holy crow, I just want a fish for the Community Center!
Are you fishing in your farm
the ponds at your farm only give trash
lmfao
why was stardew valley discontinued
No, I'm at the beach...
Good for the Linus quest that asks for trash
It wasn't, the developer just wants to work on a new project
so it will get updates in the future?
fish better 
okay, my apologies i didn't see Big skuzz say they got a message. Too bad, saplings are so expensive
I'm at fishing level 5
Possibly, CA says he's not sure yet
Sounds like bad luck. Try getting a better fishing rod
It's a mods thing. I believe it means you can't gif them anymore today's since you already gif them once. And there is to box since you can gif twice each week.
Yeah... Just trash items like Broken Cds and stuff...

Get a better fishing rod and if you already have iridium rod then it's just bad luck
is that a HTTYD1-2-3/DRTTE pfp
you could just have said httyd
and YES
LMFAOO DEADASSS
knew it
toothless <3
ive cried during all movies 💀
got it custom-made; my minecraft skin is toothless
W
back when i thought making a youtube channel was a good idea
ive cried every time hiccup was almost captured forever
first HTTYD is a flawless masterpiece i love it so much
netflix in europe doesnt have httyd the hidden world 💀
k
i watched race to the edge first
What’s httyd
i love this game
then httyd 2 then httyd 1
how tot train your dragon
i make that every summer
i made this in a week
Okay I think it was the rod... I've never had that much terrible luck with the Training Rod though (I mostly use it to start getting my fishing level up)
weak
watched first episode of it and was disappointed
u cant use bamboo rod
bro the movie is good af
i always use training rod until im around lvl 3
i like the films the most, although have watched race to the edge
Oh lol I saw one of my friends kids have the most frickin cool figures Ngl I was jealous of a 4 year old
yeah
the race ti the edge is shit tho
i loved it
though
not everyone likes the same movie
i would rewatch it but
i have better uses of my free time
did yall see the new shit that dreamworks released
like playing stardew valley
i know its a kid show but bro 💀
what did they do this time
they sold their company?
HELP NO
dreamworks somehow created httyd and megamind and then went and made shark tail
Dream work makes kid showed?
YEAH
hey guys lets move to #town-square
🤮
WHAT IS THAT 💀
LMFAOOOOOOOOO
💀
i watched the trailer and died 10 times
if i watch the 2nd episode im gonna get stage 86 cancer
PLS
hi
hi
Hi hi (^O^)/
i have an essay im meant to be doing but i sooo want to be playing stardew rn hfkdhkfjd
Mood I should be study for my exam but here I am lol
Terrible luck day in stardew today, what should i do?
stardew is more important than school
Is there a way to that in split screen both player don’t share money
Farm and fish. Good luck days are for mining.
or just talk to people and give gifts
Could make it a social day, too. Focus more on talking to NPCs and giving gifts if you have anything that is loved or liked.
Oki doke
Oop. I was beaten to the punch.
Is foraging luck based?
If I play a single player world on steam without any internet, will it still save?

I just caught a pike and it was the most emotionally draining experience of my life
Holy crap
lmao
chop/plant trees
if you sell your fish and reach level 10 fishing on the same night do the fish you just sold have the increased 25%?
no, it’s the next night you get the perk
Yes. Once you're reconnected to the internet, it will resync automatically. I played in offline mode for days last year when my internet was down.

Thank you!
Silver quality tuna! What the heck?! (I need a Gold quality one for the community center
Eat it
;;-;
I caught literally every fish perfectly and lost
I didnt miss a single bite
Got perfects on all the fish
Only got 4
Damn that green algae and trash
the only thing worse than abigail at the egg festival
For real
I'm so far above everyone in this town dab

is it possible to beat her at it?
Yup
only need 9 eggs
when I did it she was just sitting still
and still somehow won
Bruh LMFAO
Shes cheating
How many eggs did you get
like 5 or 6 I think
I finally got a coffe bean drop from those dust sprites in the mines!
Time to put it with my 4 tousand other coffe beans
No wonder
give to me 😡😡😡
I mean its pretty easy to get a large amount of coffe beans :p. especially if you buy a bean from the travelling merchant in early spring
Never
Me after winning every festival once
I cant seem to be able to post images so I cant show my pile of coffe beans
what lvl do you need to post imgs
5
ah ok
Anyways now i only leave my farm every 7 days too harvest af in ginger and greenhouse
Getting the dragon tooth is pain
I have 4
You guys can post images at #images-and-memes until you unlock lvl 5
I need for teleporter 10
you're kinda close
you're at start of lvl 4
after year 1 the only reason I go to the fall fair is because I like tospin the wheel off the tokens from winning the grange competition to see how many times in a row i can win
my record is like 7
why do you need that much coffee beans 💀
coffee=money
how much does coffee sell for
that is a good question i cant answer
150g
ok
the wiki prob can tho
each is 5 beans though
brb
I get a free coffee every day cause Evelyn gave me a coffee maker
Ratio + L + get ratioed
Its also the only plant thats not fiber that can transition from spring to summer
and not die
Therefore conserving fertiliser
Spring is the worst season for all regrowing plants lovers
can I just have my stardrop already please
You can gamble green
It Has 75% win chance
Why don't you just gamble?
Ratio
damn gambling
also ye making coffe sounds nice and having a surplus of beans dosent sound bad
Or tickets*
I hate those minigames
Skill issue
Haha nerds
thank you for that
first time i went to the festival I was broke and couldn't do anything lmao
I find penny attractive now
and I forgot to bring items to show off
oh that sucks
Skill issue moment
linus>Leah>everyone else
Lmao she is my wife
I have 0 hearts with her
I have 10hearts with linus
For past 3 years
stan tent man
No
yes
I married emily, after that i married leah, now i shall marry penny
linus best npc
I like him cause he doesn't ask me to do anything really
And so on and so on until i marry evryone
Shes so cute
in one save file??
Yes
why tho
oh wow
After that i will try too get 100 completion
Beacuse npcs can give you items in hearts event, like a painting you cant get any other way
ah fair
do it the other way around
get max friendship first
divorcing everyone and getting their hearts back up takes forever
Doesnt my friendship drop whan i dont talk too them tho
im no expert but im pretty sure that takes a while
Yeah but it's not thaaat fast
yeah friendship decay is -2 a day
and it stops at max
-2 a day is like minus one heart every year
it’s basically nothing
That sounds like way too much work
It is. Just gift them good stuff twice per week.
hi guys :)
I haven’t played sdv in so long T-T
yess i got a storm :))
Okay good
That's also a lot work
what are the best fish to put in a pond
lava eel, sturgeon, rainbow trout
lava eel, blobfish
both r better than sturgeon and rainbow trout is terribly not worth it
❎ 
I have a sturgeon pond lol
any extra chance of prismatic shards I'll take lol
An interesting ship!
rainbow trout fish pond is so unbelievably bad
Science meets woo-woo crystals.
i mean for the 1 shard every few years, its awesome!
I can’t catch a fricking lava eel
you could do one decent late game ||sc run|| every 100 years and it’d make you more shards than the pond would in that time
it’s literally one shard every 11 years
where do i ''ship'' these grapes for the Crop order mayor quest?
Looks like I'll be emptying the pond then
shipping bin
so not pierre then
Pierre is scum
i’ve just learned that i can use the ||copper pan|| as a hat
is this a good way to not lose it if i die?
why would you take it mining
i pretty much never carry it with me
if you’re dying with your copper pan in your inventory I have questions lmao
you only die in places there are enemies
if there are enemies you should not have the pan
i,, dont carry the pan
but if i go somewhere with water (like outside of the mines) i will likely forget to bring the pan
k
which object is the one in the image that I put in #images-and-memes ?
That's the Monster Fireplace.
You can buy it from Krobus.
im sorry what? How is quality calculated
Correct me if I'm wrong but I think it's calculated on how many times the fish is out of your bar in the minigame
OH OHHHHHHHHHHH that's why. I have a mod that just completely ignores that. Thanks for telling me. I feel like I cheated now
not really
I mean kind of but not really
if you have high fishing zone a perfect catch is iridium and a not perfect catch is gold
with mid fishing zone perfect is gold and not perfect is silver
with low fishing zone it’s always normal
it’s not always that simple but it generally is
I got the game on my laptop yesterday
welcome to future planning and guilt
yoo hi if you have questions you can ask here (^O^)/
very fun game
I've had the game for a few years on other consoles, I just wanted to play it on PC 'cuz of potential for mods
good morning chat!
What is a good amount of money made by Y1 winter?
1million
What!?
Ah absolute mood Imao
you can even get more
Yesirr
It’s a good average
But play the game normally
plus I had so much fun with the game that I wanted to show my support by getting the game on any platform I could
Thats a bit embarrassing
first playthrough? maybe like 50k
50k!!!
I have 170k
yo nice
oh yeah that’s great lmao
I made like 10k first play through
But I spent money on food the whole game
And beer
beginning or end of winter?
Mods are the best thing ever.
Sell potato’s you make a million or more a month
only mod I ever installed was to remove quality from the game
I'm currently trying to get good at skull caverns
damn yeah ok that’s really good for first playthrough
took me like twice that long to make that much money my first time around and I wasn’t just doing nothing lol
Can you spoil ||skull caverns|| ty
!spoilers
Sorry
I have a strange bug where I cant put my cheese in the cheese press. Does anyone know how to fix that?
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I apologise
Day 28 of melons have ended
Its fine 
oh wait nvm I fixed it
cheese
Gonna make my PC game my JojaCorp run
||like this?||
||maru is best girl||
\
Huh, works fine for me
thats why
(I be joker)
ah
the \ negates the effects
||Willy's name is Willy.||
Omg
That's crazy

Delete that, that's extremely post cc /j
||you can call willy a dickhead without it being rude technically speaking||
I -
Day 2 of cranberries
you’re technically right but if you call willy a dickhead I’ll still fight you
Willy is great 
willy's a dickhead
where can you find stardew mods? also hi! TT
I will call Elliott one
a very cool dickhead
do i lose the items i put on display on the festivale?
||cranberries are called cranberries because they're berries that cran||
he is a dickhead and i hate him with a PASSION
i'm thinking of putting 1 legendary fish that might boost my ods
WOAH
Hi welcome you can find most of them on nexus website @cobalt hare
You can pick them up after Lewis has judged them
Nexusmods is best
WHAT??????

fuck off
Lmao i love him the most out of all the bachelors 😭
I don't think they get the notification if you edit it in @serene walrus
he's a cool dickhead
don't do that to my guy willy
go to hell
with elliot
Lmao its fine someone already said
Elliott>>
i hate him SO MUCHHHHH
I don't love him as much as any bachelorette tho 😭 😭
hello there
Krobus > anyone else
So tru
krobus me boi
krobus is top tier
Hello Elliott hater
krobus>linus>leah>everyone
U misspelled official 😂 
yes elliot is the worst
So like
hey how could i get fiber? i destroyed all the bushes in my farm and sold the fiber i didnt know i needed it
I love Leah, Abigail and Haley much more
krobus
shut up im dyslexic 😭
it is possible to play this game forever, right? Without doing a new game?
Inb4 gets killed for Haley
?_?
yup
Lmao 
Technically yes
run around cutting the things
easy way
Yes you could sleep to year 3000 if you wanted too lol
it'll regrow on your farm aswell
what things theres no more bushes in my farm
bushes everywhete
U did it again 😂 
WHAT
They will regrow by themselves given enough time
i cant break anything
Day 3 of cranberries
you actually didnt
I think next day if outside farm
Cindersap forest has alot of fiber plants
U lying
And should also be in abundance in early floors in the mines
Hi, I have a question
welcome! whats your question?
angler (fish worth 50% more) or pirate (chance to find treasure doubled)?
How is the present from dad on your left eye (forgive me iroh)
yo ho ho pirate
My friend and I have a farm and have donated over 60 items to the museum, but have had no cutscene for the sewer nor received the key
Hmm
Hmmmmmmmmmmm
i just got the golden mask-
do you know where specifically to look?
It should be given on the day after
no effort at all either
Go to sleep
Angler I like money
Yeah, I need to get the Jas/ Vincent cutscene and get the key from Gunther, right?
Neither has happened and I’m already on fall year 2
Ye
fuck this game 😭 so boring
rip
Don't think jas Vincent cutscene id necessary
Your moms boring
thats one vote for pirate, one vote for angler ;-;
ratio
LMFAO GET REKT
Yeah. Unless you are playing with SVE
incorrect
Just wait till you can gamble at the casino
Ratio + L + Mid + Your mom
SVE?
(famble responsibly)
Pirate is good because more stuff
||Plus you can change it later||
It's a mod, Stardew Valley Expanded.
Bro its half past 10 im tired
you justt ned 60 artifacts and sleep
you probably counted wrong if you haveslept
ok then, thanks


