stardew-valley

[vernal spear]

7am here

[sharp jay]

pirate helped me finish up the museum :)

[dire juniper]

I've spent probably 20 hours there

[grave mesa]

I don't remember a casino

[primal nexus]

fuck off

[thin geode]

Nope, just the regular Stardew valley

So is my game glitched? I really want to unlock the sewer :(((

[summer yarrow]

What exactly is the point of the casino

[grave mesa]

Who tbe fuck is porate

[torn bolt]

Then make sure u did donated 60 items.

[warped hamlet]

send screenshot of ur artifacts

[thin geode]

I have donated over 60

[crisp light]

Hellooo💋 💋

[dire juniper]

the fishing thing
Pirate or Angler

[thin geode]

Okay I can do that hang on…

[grave mesa]

Damn youve been playing for a long ass time

[crisp light]

Yess omgg

[grave mesa]

Oh 😞

[crisp light]

😭 🤓 😭

[grave mesa]

Shut up I meant playing omg 💔💔💔💔

[turbid nexus]

y'all
someone please pray for the mobile update, and for my soul

[torn bolt]

Send it to #images-and-memes since u are not lvl 5 yet here in the server

[vernal spear]

norway

[crisp light]

YESSS

[grave mesa]

Im begging you to get it on anything but mobile

[crisp light]

I'm professonal at this

[grave mesa]

The mobile format is awful sorry CA

[crisp light]

Yesrway

[turbid nexus]

I got it like... 2 years ago lmfao

[dire juniper]

i have the urge to make a new save

[grave mesa]

On mobile or what

[vernal spear]

netherlands

[torn bolt]

It's an addiction

[fresh turret]

So, which farm type should I choose for my JojaCorp run?

[turbid nexus]

On mobile.

[dire juniper]

i have like 7 saves but after i complete cc i just throw them away </3

[grave mesa]

Sorry for your loss

[dire juniper]

mobile players scare me

[turbid nexus]

yep.
I loved the game, too, but kinda grew out of it.

[warped hamlet]

standard tbh

[turbid nexus]

😃

[serene walrus]

I used to be a mobile player lol

[warped hamlet]

if you going joja you need space for money 🤷‍♂️

[torn bolt]

Not this

[vernal spear]

same

[torn bolt]

Same

[turbid nexus]

I cba to buy sdv on steam, too, cuz I'm not sure I'd play it a ton, plus I like the mobile layout and am not good with pc gaming

[grave mesa]

What if I bought it for you

[torn bolt]

What is cba?

[dire juniper]

I've never been a mobile player 💪

[turbid nexus]

can't be asked

[dire juniper]

||Sugar daddy?||

[turbid nexus]

that'd certainly be a plot twist

[grave mesa]

Nah I'm too poor it was a /j

[serene walrus]

[grave mesa]

I'm sorry for letting your hopes down 💔💔

[dire juniper]

damn nevermind then 🙄

[vernal spear]

can you buy me some kfc i'll have wicked wings some chips and a fanta thx

[turbid nexus]

leah I'll throw you in the back of Lewis's truck

[serene walrus]

💀

[dire juniper]

EXCUSE ME

[turbid nexus]

btw, just a question, did y'all struggle with the dumb egg minigame and beating abigail

[sharp jay]

y e s

[dire juniper]

No take a L

[serene walrus]

No

[vernal spear]

what happens if i slingshot vincent and/or jas

[turbid nexus]

cos abby had literally memorized the egg map

[turbid nexus]

pain

[sharp jay]

they die irl

[torn bolt]

Elaine why are u like this, stop

[turbid nexus]

pain ^^

[grave mesa]

Theyre closed rn, is mcdonalds good enough

[vernal spear]

yeah i guess

[grave mesa]

sorry.. its my alpha male side 🥺

[dire juniper]

When i first did the egg hunt i was in a co op with my friends
so they showed me all the eggs and i just memorized them

[vernal spear]

beta male when

[turbid nexus]

can I have some mcdonalds
Caramel sundae w large fries
Norway has some of the highest mcdonalds prices in the world

[vernal spear]

holy shi-

[torn bolt]

So your friends show you the eggs?

[serene walrus]

well I suppose since she has been there for years and apparently lewis never places the eggs somewhere else lmao

[torn bolt]

[dire juniper]

yeah

[vernal spear]

lewis is a carrot

[dire juniper]

i just followed them around tbh

[turbid nexus]

the second I joined the chat you mentioned norway: was a very cool trick

[vernal spear]

ok

[grave mesa]

Sorry youre the least favorite child 😒 do more chores and I'll consider it

[turbid nexus]

just don't look in my room 👀

[vernal spear]

you guys know the country norway and yesway

well i present to you:

perhapsway

[turbid nexus]

there's a "dam" a puddle, I suppose, of clothes on my floor

[turbid nexus]

as a person who actually says perhaps, yes

Danish is perhapsway
perhaps Norwegian, perhaps not

[vernal spear]

https://tenor.com/view/maybe-possibly-perhaps-gif-14588906

[turbid nexus]

so do you just really like mint

[vernal spear]

wdym

[dire juniper]

Its monday for me which means i can play stardew all day then cry about doing nothing at 8pm

[torn bolt]

I'm jealous

[vernal spear]

monday here as well

[turbid nexus]

your name

[queen merlin]

Same

[vernal spear]

what about it

[ashen flume]

Damn still sunday here

[queen merlin]

Is a good anime

[cobalt hare]

where tf do you find leeks TT

[vernal spear]

its already a thing???

[turbid nexus]

ain't it second Pentecost day; its a national holiday in norway

[cobalt hare]

henlo westerner?

[vernal spear]

shit someone took my name goddamnit

[queen merlin]

Randomly around the world

[ashen flume]

I forgot which way West is hold on

[vernal spear]

left

[ashen flume]

Oh yeah then yes

[vernal spear]

same direction as where your dad went

[dire juniper]

i have no idea what that is dude

[ashen flume]

PLEASE

[turbid nexus]

the down place from the wizard tower

[queen merlin]

💀 i am too sleepy to understand if this is a joke or srs

[vernal spear]

srs

[torn bolt]

South West

[queen merlin]

Oh, i was making a joke on an anime movie called "your name"

[vernal spear]

oh

[turbid nexus]

yeah, figured, but it does give an extra day of regretting my life decisions

[queen merlin]

Ye lol

[turbid nexus]

I'm gonna go to sleep and do exactly this

[vernal spear]

imagine being from the northern hemisphere

[dire juniper]

ayeee you and me both man

[turbid nexus]

yall have a good day, I pray for the mobile update

[queen merlin]

Can we give trade seasons

[ashen flume]

Couldnt be me

[vernal spear]

what?

[turbid nexus]

is northern hemisphere Scandinavia

[vernal spear]

yes scandinavia very north

[queen merlin]

I should sleep smh, too sleepy to type coherently

Sorry gn

[dire juniper]

those are three very big words

[vernal spear]

gn!

[queen merlin]

Might haunt you all and gift a farm

[vernal spear]

ok

[dire juniper]

im so sad
A stupid Witch got to my slimes

they were so pretty

[vernal spear]

https://tenor.com/view/scottpilgrim-gif-5075349

[dire juniper]

yes

[ashen flume]

o7

[cobalt hare]

i cant find leeks TT

[tulip breach]

Update: finally got quality sprinkler at lvl 6 farming

[ashen flume]

Leeks are the worst forage to find

[neon bobcat]

Quality sprinklers make such a big difference.

[ashen flume]

You could try again saturday

[cobalt hare]

how do I get quite a bit of clay during winter?

the beach clay farming doesn't work cuz it's replaced with foragables

[ashen flume]

Same way as the rest,just need luck

You can also hoe random spots and hope for clay

[cobalt hare]

😟

I'll just path next spring

do the stuff around it first

[tulip breach]

Will be bc I’m trying to recreate a farm I googled

[neon bobcat]

That's cool

[static jackal]

Geodes

[vernal spear]

espanol

[cobalt hare]

I can get 2 clay using that until there is like 70 geodes in between

[vernal spear]

italiano

english

[static jackal]

sorry idk it is a way but I feel ya

[cobalt hare]

morris can die

[grave mesa]

Yeah he can

[vernal spear]

francais

[cobalt hare]

damn potatoes are njce

[hot wind]

I swear it always comes down to finding that leek

[cobalt hare]

isn't leeks are fat version of spring Onions?

hmm

[hot wind]

Yeah

[grave mesa]

Lol fat leeks

[cobalt hare]

yes fat version of spring onions

[primal nexus]

leeks are great

[hot wind]

I can never find them

[grave mesa]

Search the entire map

You cretin

[primal nexus]

I get a free coffee every day cause I gave Evelyn 12 leeks

[static jackal]

you good?

[vernal spear]

german

[cobalt hare]

your server name says summer year 10...

[hot wind]

I feel they’re the rarest spring foragables idk why

[static jackal]

ok

[hot wind]

Yes

[cobalt hare]

who's German?

[static jackal]

idk

someone

[cobalt hare]

that's probably me

[grave mesa]

No speaking German bitch

[grave mesa]

Damn you must suck at the game if you still can't find leeks /hj

[cobalt hare]

hah deutsch geht brrtt

[hot wind]

I meant in like new playthroughs, obviously I’ve found them before but it seems like they’re extra rare

[grave mesa]

Stop it

[hot wind]

Lmaooo i swear they’re less common than the other ones

[cobalt hare]

Als ich ein Kind war, träumte ich davon, selbst einen Panzer zu fahren, jetzt fahre ich Fahrrad

[grave mesa]

Nah I have 500 of them in my chest

[grave mesa]

Youre gonna get banned and deserve it bitch

[neon bobcat]

Please keep posts in english.

[hot wind]

Maybe im just dumb lol

[grave mesa]

HAHA get banned

[hot wind]

Or unlucky

Or both

[grave mesa]

Apologize rn Akira youve sinned

[neon bobcat]

Stop being so hostile and cursing at people.

[hot wind]

Probably both

[grave mesa]

It was a joke 😢

[neon bobcat]

You may want to be more mindful about how you make jokes. So people don't think it's just angry hostility.

[cobalt hare]

Was ist eine Hündin?

[grave mesa]

If I put /j then they'll know it's a joke aha

AKIRA YOURE GONNA GET BANNED STOP 😭😭😭

[cobalt hare]

ok

[cobalt hare]

nein! ok now I stop :p

[cobalt hare]

hmm they usually appear at day 3 or 4 for me

[grave mesa]

are you actually German or obsessed with Germany

[cobalt hare]

I am German :p

[neon bobcat]

Let's stay on topic, please.

[cobalt hare]

who's obsessed with anime

[grave mesa]

Stardew Valley wow

[cobalt hare]

1.6 when?

[hot wind]

Yeah I know they appear, but honestly I just feel like I’m unlucky with spawns because it takes a while for me to find them

[cobalt hare]

hmm they'll spawn... eventually

[hot wind]

When Jake Paul fights an actual boxer

[grave mesa]

Never

[pseudo harbor]

what are a few things i should look out for and buy at the merchant early game?

[grave mesa]

Stuff thats in bundles

[pseudo harbor]

okay

[torn bolt]

Check what you need for the Community Center.

[hot wind]

Coconut

[pseudo harbor]

oh yeah, he's selling a coconut

[cobalt hare]

coffee beans, fish such as pufferfish and ghost fish and sandfish and rare seeds

[hot wind]

I believe there’s a bundle that needs a coconut

[pseudo harbor]

he's also selling a rare seed

[cobalt hare]

foraging

[grave mesa]

Heh

[torn bolt]

I don't like fishing so I always end up buying most of my fishing bundles from the merchant

[pseudo harbor]

but i only have 1.4k, so i cant get both a coconut and rare seed

[torn bolt]

Always buy those

[ashen flume]

Get just the coconut,rare seed will show up again

[hot wind]

unless you already have ||the desert|| unlocked that’s the only way to get a coconut

[ashen flume]

Rare seeds are kinda eh tbh

[cobalt hare]

then invest more in crops and then get rich by selling crops and weird stuff such as a soggy newspaper

[pseudo harbor]

what crops should i invest in? or do any crops at pierre's work

[primal nexus]

Pierre sucks

[torn bolt]

What season are you in?

[pseudo harbor]

spring

[cobalt hare]

strawberries

[hot wind]

Strawberries

[pseudo harbor]

oh okay

[torn bolt]

Potatoes

[cobalt hare]

yes and cauliflowers

[pseudo harbor]

alright

[hot wind]

Make ad much money as possible before the egg festival

[cobalt hare]

and potatoes

[ashen flume]

Potatoes until day 7,then economize to buy strawberries on spring 13th,egg festival

[cobalt hare]

parsnips and potatoes

[pseudo harbor]

alright then i'll buy the coconut since it wont make me completely broke and im assuming i can just get rare seed later

[torn bolt]

Just buy potatoes and what you will need for the community center. When the eggs festival arrives you can buy strawberries, as many as you can.

[hot wind]

Rare seed is very common with the merchant tbh

[pseudo harbor]

then coconut it is!

[torn bolt]

I wouldn't buy a coconut 😂

[grave mesa]

I would...

[cobalt hare]

tbh, year 1 is the year where you prepare for community center

[hot wind]

It’s good for the community centre bundle

Exotic foraging

[torn bolt]

They are literally free

Why would anybody buy a coconut 😂

[cobalt hare]

and then year 2 is where you focus on fixing community center

[grave mesa]

I'm almost summer of y2 and still not done with community center 🥲🥲

[cobalt hare]

don't rush things

[hot wind]

To complete the community centre bundle faster

[grave mesa]

I will!!

[torn bolt]

Ur fine

[hot wind]

It took me until year 3

[lofty gazelle]

I just got to level 10 combat, I currently use the ||galaxy hammer|| I'm tempted to use the ||statue in the sewers|| to change to ||scout|| so I can get ||acrobat||. Is it worth it for a hammer user?

[cobalt hare]

the hard things in CC is fishing and that only

[torn bolt]

Imagine if you had bought a coconut

[cobalt hare]

yes

[ashen flume]

Yes,the cooldown reduce makes a huge difference

[hot wind]

I did

I had to wait until year 2 anyway for red cabbage

[grave mesa]

I'm almost done with the fish tank actually lol

[torn bolt]

And it took you three years with coconut and everything? 😂

[grave mesa]

Yeah Ive never seen red cabbage

[hot wind]

And my dumb ass didn’t choose bat cave

[cobalt hare]

congratulations

[worthy root]

u can eventually get up to 75% cd reduction

[cobalt hare]

hmm seeds

[ashen flume]

Yeah true

[grave mesa]

Do I HAVE to do the bulletin board for cc completion? 🙁

[ashen flume]

You do

[grave mesa]

The random seeds??

[cobalt hare]

yes

[primal nexus]

uhhhhhh
what happens if you don't chose bat cave

[grave mesa]

NOOO FUUCKKKKKK AHHHHH

[ashen flume]

Yes the bulettin board sucks

[grave mesa]

I DONT WANT FRIENDSHIP WITH THOSE RATS

[cobalt hare]

hmm go to random merchant

[torn bolt]

Nothing. It is a way of getting some of the fruits required for cc.

[hot wind]

Youll need to grow fruit trees if you wanna use the fruit in the community centre

[cobalt hare]

she usually has smuggled red cabbage seeds

[primal nexus]

oh shit im screwed

[grave mesa]

The traveling cart one?

[cobalt hare]

if you get lucky that is

[grave mesa]

Or the desert merchant??

[hot wind]

and fruit trees are kinda expensive

[cobalt hare]

yes,

[primal nexus]

shit

[torn bolt]

No, you are not. You can always plant trees

[grave mesa]

Ohh okay

[primal nexus]

to much work
don't they take like a season to grow

[cobalt hare]

that girl only sells mid game

[torn bolt]

Yeah but they are really pretty trees.

[cobalt hare]

red cabbage is...

vegetable

[grave mesa]

Smh give me red cabbage yourself I'm too lazy

[cobalt hare]

I don't play co-op

[primal nexus]

are they expensive
and do they make much money

[hot wind]

@primal nexus you don’t necessarily need fruit but if you don’t you’ll need truffle oil, cloth, goat cheese and cheese, honey, and jelly for a bundle

[torn bolt]

They are good income. Also really useful for gifts.

[worthy root]

trees can take up to a year to grow if you are just unlucky

[primal nexus]

ah ok

[grave mesa]

Me neither,
Give me your account information

[cobalt hare]

hmm

which account?

[hot wind]

But with fruit you can just do the 6 fruits and complete the bundle

[cobalt hare]

I got a lot of accounts

[grave mesa]

I'm jk omg 😭😭😭

I'm not a scammer!! Or cheater

[cobalt hare]

hmm?

[grave mesa]

I don't want your account info

[cobalt hare]

ok

[midnight portal]

Where do I find earth crystals?

[neon bobcat]

Mine levels 1-39.

[midnight portal]

Oh

[fickle sorrel]

let me guess you need it for the ||mayo machine|| ?

[grave mesa]

Maybe

[vernal spear]

why is ||mayo machine|| spoilered lol

[fickle sorrel]

mmhm yes you're right it's not that advanced in the game

[violet yacht]

Anyone tryna fresh start on Xbox?

[fickle sorrel]

maybe to make it more mysterious

[torn bolt]

#multiplayer-lfg-old

[honest oyster]

hii

[violet yacht]

Ahh sorry

[neon bobcat]

||Mayo.. so mysterious. I love it 😄 ||

[vernal spear]

me but i play singleplayer due to no xbox live gold

[vernal spear]

||mayo is what the us government hides in area 51||

[fickle sorrel]

||it's mayosterious ||

[violet yacht]

Mayo

[hollow mural]

how i buy my farm back from shop owner?

[vernal spear]

hello likely spammer

[hollow mural]

hello person with more pride then sense

[vernal spear]

than*

[hollow mural]

nah

[vernal spear]

than, more than. then, and then.

basic english lol

[rotund otter]

no luv ur message says " one message hidden from likely spammer " i dont think they were trying to offend u lol

[torn bolt]

What do you mean?

[hollow mural]

oh that

[hollow mural]

i sold it

[fickle sorrel]

wut

[rotund otter]

yea u have to press " show msgs " to see what u said lol

[vernal spear]

yea i wasn't tryna be rude or anything lol

[hollow mural]

nice

[fickle sorrel]

hey don't hate on elliot he's fabio lanzoni

[hollow mural]

||doudle cliked!||

[rotund otter]

clicked* and yea i did 😭

[vernal spear]

elliot's a dick

[fickle sorrel]

buuuuuut-

[hollow mural]

||two click||

[vernal spear]

he's a dick and i hate him with a passion

i would intentionally get negative hearts with him if i could

[bitter lintel]

Elliot is friendly to the player from day 1 so that's not true

[vernal spear]

embed fail

[hollow mural]

olo

[vernal spear]

i don't like him

[primal nexus]

Elliott js just annoying

[vernal spear]

yeah and he's weird

i don't like him

[primal nexus]

he's a writer

[vernal spear]

he probably saw a shakespeare play when the guy was still alive

he acts like it at least

[vernal spear]

i don't like poets

i hold a massive grudge against poets

up there with my other most hated things (the macarena, musicals, and yodellers)

[torn bolt]

Explain yourself

[torn bolt]

OMG THE NERVE

How dare you to hate on musicals

[vernal spear]

i don't hate them its just im rly sensitive to sound and the singing rly annoys me

[primal nexus]

he also is annoying to friend
you have to sit outside his house all day waiting for him to come out

[vernal spear]

so yeah i hate them

[vernal spear]

his beach shack

with his starbound painting

and piano

and NO FRIDGE HOW TF DOES HE COOK

HE JUST THROW THEM ON THE BEACH OR WHAT???

[frail saffron]

he buys lunchables

[ashen flume]

He eats clams

[torn bolt]

He does photosynthesis, obviously

[vernal spear]

i do that

im a plant

[sterile tulip]

LITERALLY

[vernal spear]

(plant noises intensify)

[sterile tulip]

oh no my name i forgot lmao

[torn bolt]

A plant that doesn't like musicals???

[urban egret]

Omg are we hating Elliott rn 😻

[vernal spear]

or yodellers

or the macarena

or poets

[torn bolt]

Why are u against happiness

[summer hamlet]

Nooooo elliott is my bby

[vernal spear]

im a plant i don't have emotions

[vernal spear]

your bby can burn in hell for all i care

[summer hamlet]

I have a mod that makes his profile thingy look less pretentious

[urban egret]

Valid 💖

[vernal spear]

is there a mod that changes his name to shithead

[vernal spear]

fellow elliot hater

[frail saffron]

why did that make me imagine his hair as like literal shit

[vernal spear]

LMAO

[summer hamlet]

Hey life is hard living on the beach

[urban egret]

Yes I hate him so much like bro why do you not have a fridge

[vernal spear]

then don't live on the beach

[vernal spear]

ikr

[summer hamlet]

Well no one has a bathroom either

[sterile tulip]

and literally no personality ???

except writer

[urban egret]

How you gonna cook my man 🤨

[vernal spear]

and in general just being weird

[frail saffron]

see that's the thing like idk how the mc does it... how do you not shower??

[vernal spear]

he throws his food onto the sand

[urban egret]

He only talks about crabs 🦀

[wintry hill]

Is the sand that hot?

[sterile tulip]

and himself

[vernal spear]

idk

[urban egret]

Exactly

[wintry hill]

Narcissist behavior

[sterile tulip]

probs i mean the sun is almost constantly shining on it

[urban egret]

Like Elliott my man, if you gonna brag then just do it. Don't pretend to be such an amazing humble guy.

[sterile tulip]

plus summer

[vernal spear]

someone tell ca to remove elliot from the game

[wintry hill]

True

[neon bobcat]

Please don't ping server members to tell them you hate them.

[primal nexus]

Elliot haters unite

[neon bobcat]

That's rude.

[vernal spear]

ok

[sterile tulip]

it literally wouldnt take anythinng from the game istg

[spare fable]

yes now

[sterile tulip]

it woulf b the exact same

[velvet tangle]

all elliot do is mind his own buisness you guys are bad 🥲

[vernal spear]

ye

[frail saffron]

LOVE HR PFP

[vernal spear]

no elliot uis

[frail saffron]

UR*

[spare fable]

Link is my childhood

[vernal spear]

hrhrhrhrhrhrhrhr

[primal nexus]

Elliot sucks
he's annoying af
always asking me to do things
almost as annoying as pierre

[vernal spear]

link is a kidney

[sterile tulip]

okay maybe bad but never pierre bad

[torn bolt]

Every person in that towns ask you to do things lol

[sterile tulip]

at least he isnt a sucky dad

[frail saffron]

i don't ever like look at pierre what happened

[spare fable]

Elliot is just wack and cringe and i’m glad he’s isolated on the beach and not near the village

[urban egret]

Omg don’t even get me started on Pierre

[vernal spear]

guys i found a never before seen and very important piece of lore

fish make harvey happy

[primal nexus]

not willy
or he doesn't ask much

[sterile tulip]

awww omg ????

[dull sluice]

how long will it take for my pickaxe to become copper

[urban egret]

why is his shop closed on Wednesdays 😡

[sterile tulip]

a week ish ????

[magic shuttle]

what is he up to, that pierre

[sterile tulip]

3 days

[dull sluice]

nooo

[primal nexus]

3 days

[sterile tulip]

i cant remember

[spare fable]

like 3 days lol

[sterile tulip]

okay nvn

[primal nexus]

it's 3 days for every upgrade

[dull sluice]

phew

[sterile tulip]

sorry lmao

[magic shuttle]

it's 3 days, including the day you bring it to the shop and the day you fetch it

[cobalt hare]

its only 2 days

[vernal spear]

wednesday worst day

[urban egret]

Fr

[vernal spear]

tuesday beter

[spare fable]

Wednesdays suck

[primal nexus]

it's 3 if you count the first day I thomk

think

[sterile tulip]

IT GETS ME EVERYTIME !!!

[spare fable]

friday/sunday best

[vernal spear]

THURSDAY 🤮 🤮 🤮 🤮 🤮 🤮 🤮 🤮 🤮 🤮 🤮 🤮 🤮 🤮 🤮 🤮

[spare fable]

traveller 😍

[magic shuttle]

Any day that the traveling merchant is around is a good day, she's the best

[dull sluice]

whag do i do if my cousin scythes all the grass and we have no more

[urban egret]

I always need stuff on Wednesday and Pierre just..CLOSES 😡

[ashen flume]

Remove cousin

[primal nexus]

it regrows

[cobalt hare]

well, yes you are correct, but i was not counting with that.

[magic shuttle]

You can also buy grass starter from pierre

[spare fable]

[sterile tulip]

Exavtly !!! and why on wendsdays in the MIDDLE of the week

[dull sluice]

how long does that take to spread

[magic shuttle]

or get a grass starter recipe from pierre for 1000g

[urban egret]

Or craft it if you don’t want Pierre’s grubby mits on it

[magic shuttle]

I'm not sure, I think it's a few days to a week? It will just keep spreading

[torn bolt]

Lmao

[vernal spear]

there's firefox there's waterfox now we need airfox and earthfox

[primal nexus]

my ranking of worst npcs

1. Pierre
2. Elliot
3. Lewis
4. Hailey

[magic shuttle]

This is true, let's not support pierre more than we have to 🙃

[torn bolt]

Where are Shane and Pam?

[dull sluice]

i mean

[sterile tulip]

wht did haley do to u bro ??

[vernal spear]

1. elliot
2. elliot
3. elliot
4. elliot

[spare fable]

my ranking of the worst NPCs

1. Elliot
2. Elliot
3. Elliot
4. Elliot

[magic shuttle]

What did elliot do to your families??

[spare fable]

Yes nowwww

[dull sluice]

elliot is ugly

[vernal spear]

LEAVE SHANE ALONE

[primal nexus]

be annoying

[magic shuttle]

Haley's pretty annoying though, and the alcoholics are fine

[urban egret]

He talked about crabs till they died

[primal nexus]

Pam's cool

[torn bolt]

Pepper why are u like this 😂

[frail saffron]

haley is my fav

[cobalt hare]

Haley does change her ways once you start befriending her tho

[spare fable]

you buy alcohol to keep him happy.
that man is not okay

[torn bolt]

Nohou

[vernal spear]

idfk lol

[primal nexus]

idk if I want to tho

[magic shuttle]

Alex is annoying in my opinion

[frail saffron]

haley my beloved 😍😍😍

[dull sluice]

how do i just get threw the mine im only floor 45

[primal nexus]

forgot abt him lmO

[spare fable]

Alex sucks

[sterile tulip]

literally and the one heart cut scene w the cow ???

[velvet tangle]

haley>>everyone else 😏

[primal nexus]

krobus>linus>leah>everyone>Elliot

[sterile tulip]

no but harvey

[urban egret]

I love Krobus my funny little sewer friend

[spare fable]

Krobus >>> Leah Maru or Sam >>>

[magic shuttle]

Krobus is my BOI

[torn bolt]

Imagine only being good to people once you are friends

[dull sluice]

how do i get threw the mines quickly

[spare fable]

Linus and Krobus are the best, i wish you could marry them both

[agile temple]

linus is kinda boring

[primal nexus]

how dare you

[frail saffron]

that's what makes it fun 😋 being horribly persistent

[agile temple]

there isnt really a secret, just gotta do it

[urban egret]

You can craft staircases if you have the recipe

[agile temple]

i meannnn

[magic shuttle]

I love linus sm, but he's not up in my top faves

[spare fable]

mine on good luck days

[vernal spear]

gretugjtf

[primal nexus]

I have linus at 3 or 4 hearts cause he sends me recipes sometimes

[agile temple]

who has the best cutscenes

[urban egret]

I forgot who Linus was for a sec ☠️

[velvet tangle]

she changes towards everyone|| start giving away her clothes to charity || and another dunno if i'm allowed to say her since 10star+

[vernal spear]

mr ramen besnpc

[primal nexus]

and he's easy to friend

[spare fable]

my top 3 fav Bachelors
Maru
Leah
Sam

[dull sluice]

also what paths do. igo or whatever for the skills??

[vernal spear]

this is very true

[magic shuttle]

I'm a sebby simp because I'm that person, but otherwise, Maru and Leah are up there for me

[urban egret]

You can use paths to decorate ur farm

[vernal spear]

seb will get lung cancer and die

[lament path]

Best 3 bachelors imo
Krobus

[agile temple]

he means the choses at lvl 5 and 10

[cobalt dock]

Is the mobile app on the newest version

[primal nexus]

I wish I could use mods to marry him

[spare fable]

for your first farm i say go for whatever you want, do not play to be the best on your first farm, just have fun and make your farm what you want it to be, then maybe on a second farm look all of it up and do a certain goal or something

[agile temple]

i think i saw penny smoking with a child

[lament path]

Sadly no

[urban egret]

Oh that makes sense lol

[magic shuttle]

Oh, I forgot about penny

[urban egret]

I don’t like her tbh :/

[dull sluice]

this is my like 7th farm

[magic shuttle]

She's kinda boring

[vernal spear]

@magic shuttle

[velvet tangle]

robin best c:

[spare fable]

Penny <

[primal nexus]

krobus best

[velvet tangle]

just waiting for her to divorce deme

[torn bolt]

Kinda?

[spare fable]

Clint <<<<<<<<
Clint ew obsessed stalker man

[primal nexus]

then linus
then Leah
then everyone else
then Eliot

[urban egret]

My platonic soulmate

[magic shuttle]

why does it look like a can of purple paint splooshed onto his head?

[vernal spear]

I CANT FUCKING DRAW OK?????????????

[dull sluice]

im on a race with my cousin to see who will date shane first
i am spending all my money on beer

[primal nexus]

lmao

[spare fable]

lmfao

[magic shuttle]

(I meant that super lightheartedly in case it didn't come across that way) OKAY MOOD

[vernal spear]

realisticness

[spare fable]

talk to him every day, gift him twice a week except his birthday week then wait for his birthday to gift him

[vernal spear]

i also did moderately pissed off harvey

[magic shuttle]

THE DOC

[spare fable]

Shane is a cutie tho, i don’t mind shane

[dull sluice]

thats whag im doimg

[magic shuttle]

I regularly forget that harvey is a bachelor

[spare fable]

Emily tho.
Emily does not deserve to be a bachelor.

[frail saffron]

same

[spare fable]

she can get away from me

[urban egret]

She’s so creepy

[dull sluice]

i was pinged?

[urban egret]

That smile….

[magic shuttle]

Emily's great! She's into some weird hippie stuff but I enjoy the parrot stuff

[spare fable]

Elliot will always receive trash and an insult from me
Emily will receive nothing.

[vernal spear]

she reminds me weirdly of my mum

[dull sluice]

who pinged me

[lament path]

She deserves to married already

[vernal spear]

hello

[spare fable]

she is your average blue haired crystal girl
that’s enough reason to ghost someone forever

[magic shuttle]

okay fair

[primal nexus]

I just give Kent all my trash
he's always close to the ocean when I need to get rid if some trash

[spare fable]

sorry blue haired crystal girls, you just freak me out to an unbelievable extent

[vernal spear]

thats why she reminds me too much of my mum

[frail saffron]

blue hair and pronounce 😱😱😱

[urban egret]

I love Abby my goth wife 😍😍

[magic shuttle]

Oh abby's amazing

[spare fable]

I married Abi on my first farm

[vernal spear]

i found her onlyfarmers ehehehe

[lament path]

I'm cool with crystals, dont believe em but I find it cool

[spare fable]

we love her

[primal nexus]

link? asking for a friend

[frail saffron]

my crystals next to me:

[urban egret]

I can’t choose between Shane and Abby sometimes but Abby is always the one who I marry

[vernal spear]

fullyclothedabigail.onlyfarmers.net

[primal nexus]

ok

[hot wind]

Where was this advice when I needed It a few years ago lol

[urban egret]

Mood tbh

[vernal spear]

shitty sam drawing

[spare fable]

nah crystal ppl are actually crazy, they think a rock will determine whether a guy will stay with them or not.. at that point it’s pretty much a big sign why guys won’t stay

[spare fable]

ez divorce and distance

did it to Sebby, you can do it to Emily

[vernal spear]

my mum thinks cardboard rectangles can tell her what to do with her life lmfao

[frail saffron]

err 😰

[spare fable]

ono not the tarot cards..

[hot wind]

I’m not talking about stardew it’s something that happened a few years back lol

Anyways

[primal nexus]

top npcs

1. Krobus
2. linus
3. leah
4. Abigail
5. robin

[hot wind]

Yeah stardew

[spare fable]

oh rip, i didn’t pick up on that lmao

[vernal spear]

@magic shuttle who i draw next

[hot wind]

Lmaoooo

[spare fable]

||now you know, if they have a crystal, they also have a door (use it)||

[primal nexus]

lmao

[vernal spear]

5. robbin your dad's grave?

[old plaza]

I need a name for my character for my new save

Help

[vernal spear]

dave

[spare fable]

Benny

[spare fable]

female or male

[old plaza]

Female

[primal nexus]

name it something stupid
itd be very funny

[urban egret]

Dave Grohl

[hot wind]

Yes luckily it didn’t go too far until I used the door

[vernal spear]

DAVE

[hot wind]

[vernal spear]

IN ALL CAPS

[hot wind]

Mayor shorts my favourite emote

[dull sluice]

how do i gain hearts with shane if i cant give him gifts

[primal nexus]

bozo

[vernal spear]

DAVE

[hot wind]

[primal nexus]

grwta name

great

[old plaza]

If no one has anything better ima go with dave lmao

[vernal spear]

@magic shuttle who me draw next

[primal nexus]

bozo

name them bozo

[vernal spear]

non existent

[urban egret]

You can complete some quests for him or just pray talking to him will work

[spare fable]

Bayley a good farmer name
Fern, Holly, XxNoReGrxTzxX, Cammy, Charlie, Nora

[vernal spear]

so they say hi non existent isn't it?

[dull sluice]

my cousin named our cat jesus

[old plaza]

What about no one lol

[spare fable]

your cousin is superior

[vernal spear]

callmekevin reference there

[old plaza]

Hi no one

[spare fable]

;)

[torn bolt]

You gotta tell your cousin I love him

[vernal spear]

my friend named his guinea pig jesus and the last thing the guinea pig did before he died was have sex

and then he died

[spare fable]

it was actually a GTA tryhard reference, but i LOVE kevin

[dapper mica]

<----that one im merring <------ that one im going to merrie <---- this one iv alrey married

[vernal spear]

like right after

[frail saffron]

i strive for that

[vernal spear]

<piece of shit

[dull sluice]

i wanted to name him (the cat) Sharters

[vernal spear]

PENISMAN

[spare fable]

my guinea pig died from what i can only explain as “Was Meowed To Death”

[hot wind]

<——- the one you should stay with

[frail saffron]

oh-

[spare fable]

and no.. the cat did not touch it

[frail saffron]

ah

[spare fable]

his name was Jeffrey and he literally died by sound

[old plaza]

I decided to go with fern lol

[spare fable]

good, now plant a fern on your farm and make it a cult

[frail saffron]

rip

[primal nexus]

cult? where can I join

[urban egret]

Not Dave? 😢

[spare fable]

the Fern cult.

[old plaza]

Ill name the cat dave

[spare fable]

global increase of Ferns in the world

[old plaza]

Lol what is a fern?

[spare fable]

A tree thing

[hot wind]

Fern is fern

[urban egret]

A plant 😭

[spare fable]

oh.. ye that

[old plaza]

Also y e s f e r n c u l t

[spare fable]

Fern is Love
Fern is Life

[dapper mica]

<---- still going for that one <---- and i don't like this one (sorry emily)

[spare fable]

but most importantly…
Fern is Fern

[dapper mica]

true

[hot wind]

I don’t like Emily either don’t worry

[dapper mica]

good

[spare fable]

The Haylily household should be ignored

Hatepage

[primal nexus]

[spare fable]

and it can’t be a Kota ran hatepage if isn’t included

[dapper mica]

YEAS

[urban egret]

Omg I remember once I accidentally gave the bouquet to the grandpa and I was mortified because I thought I was gonna have to date him 😭 (I didn’t cuz he’s not a bachelor, sorry George)

[hot wind]

Toxic and controlling vibes come from that household

[cobalt hare]

How about mayor hate page

[spare fable]

Community petition to get rid of elliot and replace him for some Hench tanned dateable guy who actually cares about the farmer and has a passion in INTERESTING MUSIC AND NOT PIANO

[dapper mica]

should i rate the bachlers?

[spare fable]

i mean elliot literally lives on a beach and that mf more pale then penny

[dapper mica]

and bachleretts?

[hot wind]

Replace him with a saxophone guy

[cobalt hare]

Bro literally just like lol go get my pants. ????

[spare fable]

True

[spare fable]

Joja hate page

[hot wind]

Pierre hate page

[urban egret]

Ikr so weird

[spare fable]

i always put his pants on the display thing

at that event

ez event coins and ez annoyed Lewis

[primal nexus]

how much does he pay if you do that

[spare fable]

Ggez

[hot wind]

The fair display yeah lol

[spare fable]

250

[hot wind]

You get like 750 I thought

[spare fable]

oh even better

[magic shuttle]

man, i'm too much of a goody two shoes to not follow his directions 😂

[primal nexus]

also what happens if you put the pants and the ||statue|| on display

[spare fable]

it’s been a hot minute since i’ve publicly embarrassed him

[magic shuttle]

but i've totally gotta put his pants on display next time

[hot wind]

Put his pants in the soup

[spare fable]

||you don’t even need to put it on display, just place it anyway and he hates it||

[primal nexus]

lmao

Lewis hate club

[spare fable]

no because same, i will follow every rule except and Elliot or Emily related rule
(Lewis on occasions)

[dapper mica]

[spare fable]

sometimes lewis just gets… too annoying

[urban egret]

I was planning to but I accidentally gave them back 😔

[vernal spear]

deezchugnus897654345678908734986678394074987777777777777777777734647389265327892468695070296329802672348637872934989902507027027822222224789

[spare fable]

Nah i always do my best at the soup :)

[hot wind]

I would’ve reset the day if I did that

[urban egret]

Saddest day of my life tbh

[hot wind]

I always bully Lewis

[frail saffron]

is this like best to worst or is this just random order

[quiet dawn]

you good friend?
Should I call ambulance?

[spare fable]

this is a cryptic message that translates to “IHateElliot”

[vernal spear]

yes

[urban egret]

I was going to but I’d just got my first prismatic shard 😭

[spare fable]

i also speak ScrewElliotian

[hot wind]

Ah damm

I would’ve done it anyway lol anything for the shorts

[vernal spear]

so you guys know about jesus the guinea pig right

[dapper mica]

<--------- burn it, burn it as much as you can yall

[cedar citrus]

help my causin flirting me

[quiet dawn]

Why they hatin Elliot?

[dapper mica]

idk

[urban egret]

Cuz he sucks ❤️

[spare fable]

Elliot is the worst “thing” ever

[primal nexus]

he's annoying af

[vernal spear]

just tell them that you are deez chugnus

[vernal glacier]

Keep up the Elliot hate

[spare fable]

Elliot must be hated

[cedar citrus]

burn it to lava pool

[vernal glacier]

He's earned it, okay

[spare fable]

if you like elliot then please talk to any of the other NPCs i promise you’ll change your mind

[quiet dawn]

I don't get it
but he forced my character to get drunk...

[vernal glacier]

Literally anyone else is better, bar Haley

[spare fable]

No Hayley is better than elliot

she isn’t great, but Elliot is BAD.

[frail saffron]

way better

[quiet dawn]

hmm I wonder why

[frail saffron]

hmm 🤔

[cedar citrus]

hes letterally saying "hi papai you hottie"

[grave mesa]

Why

[frail saffron]

hi

[spare fable]

Everything about him

[grave mesa]

Hi

[vernal glacier]

Emily is too "quirky" for me

[quiet dawn]

How bout Willy?

[grave mesa]

Hes fine imo

[spare fable]

Emily is too much like a tiktok user for me

[vernal glacier]

Willy's crusty 💀

[urban egret]

Love him

[grave mesa]

Hes a queen

[quiet dawn]

same

[spare fable]

seggsiest bachelorette

i always marry Willy

Why can we not marry Caroline tho :(

[grave mesa]

If only

[quiet dawn]

[grave mesa]

She's taken

[cobalt hare]

Pierre

[urban egret]

She deserves better than Pierre

[spare fable]

almost lore spoiled majorly

[cedar citrus]

<------- i will burn to lava

[hot wind]

We should be able to marry Jodi tbh Kent is never home lol he don’t have to know

[spare fable]

she deserves my farmer

Nah jodi mad annoying

[onyx grove]

If only we could turn Pierre into a dove and wipe Caroline's memory of him.

[urban egret]

I can treat a lady right because I am one lol

[vernal glacier]

Pierre sucks but at least he's not a mega corporation

[grave mesa]

Nah gimme Kent

[quiet dawn]

wdym? Pierre's wife is money not caroline

[vernal glacier]

That's the only plus to him

[primal nexus]

he's worse

[novel thistle]

@primal nexus You leveled up to Cowpoke. You can now speak in our voice channels and share images in all channels!

[spare fable]

I cant treat a lady right, idk what they are

[vernal glacier]

Congrats!!

[spare fable]

congo rats

[primal nexus]

nice

[frail saffron]

we know 🤕

[spare fable]

Females aren’t real

they’re an urban legend

[urban egret]

Omg have you guys seen the stardew valley wiki for the grandpa 😭

[cedar citrus]

pierre good at scamming

[frail saffron]

mythical creatures

[spare fable]

Loch Ness monster vibes

[primal nexus]

females are made by the government to distract us

[urban egret]

It said location: afterlife 😭😭

[quiet dawn]

No but I seen his family guy death pose mod

[spare fable]

True

they were made by the IRA to get us to pay taxes

[frail saffron]

shh guys don't reveal my secret

[primal nexus]

💀 💀 💀 💀

[urban egret]

Yeah literally

[primal nexus]

lmfao

[quiet dawn]

well... you want him in beforelife or inlife?

[frail saffron]

pov im government made

[spare fable]

imagine

pov: i’m made

[cobalt hare]

So...you're a bird?

[quiet dawn]

he made

[frail saffron]

🐦🐦🐦

[quiet dawn]

Nah he's clearly an Vaccine

[spare fable]

great call to go sleep

[cedar citrus]

i think glowing ring is rare

[lone lava]

Yo Eric Brownie what inspired you to make Strawdew valley

[spare fable]

goodnight everyone, i’m making bank tnite with the green tea seed things bye bye

[frail saffron]

okay is it bad that i'm on y2 and like still terrified of the mines

[spare fable]

Me

[urban egret]

Good night 😔

[frail saffron]

i've barely progressed

[quiet dawn]

Alrigh goodnight

[lone lava]

SHEEEESH 🥶

[spare fable]

i’m his best inspiration

[frail saffron]

good night

[cedar citrus]

can i ping spamming?

[quiet dawn]

no

[spare fable]

he took one look at me and then made a masterpiece in my honour

[lament path]

CA doesn't chat often, maybe ask when he decides to show up and welcome

[vernal glacier]

No??

[frail saffron]

is there even spamming rn

[cedar citrus]

okeh

[lament path]

You can't even spam in Gene

[urban egret]

I want so badly to greet the man, the myth, the legend himself one day

[frail saffron]

i want to discuss the fishing on nintendo switch 😓😓😓

[urban egret]

It sucks omg

[frail saffron]

shit is so STRESSFUL omg it gives me gray hairs

[urban egret]

Literally

[quiet dawn]

Oh no I forgor to say have a good dream.
Guess he havin a nightmare tonight

[cedar citrus]

i see goat 6 legs in my door what do i do?

[lament path]

Ah welp ig you'll have to wait for like a month with us

[urban egret]

Damn 😔

[cedar citrus]

what do i do?

kill him?

[grave mesa]

Kill

[frail saffron]

wtf is that

[lament path]

Did you expose him to radiation?

[urban egret]

He forgor ☠️

[quiet dawn]

💀

[primal nexus]

I forgor

[grave mesa]

I had this crazy dream bro

[cedar citrus]

ok wheres my shotgun and my flaming axe

[frail saffron]

what time is it for y'all

[grave mesa]

Went to get a blue snowcone and then vomit started coming out of my ass idk why

[lament path]

7: 48 am

[cedar citrus]

if skin walker real fuck im goin to hide

[grave mesa]

7 PM

[urban egret]

12:48 AM 😍

[primal nexus]

7 48 pm

[frail saffron]

oh

[primal nexus]

you in asia?

[frail saffron]

7:48 pm for me 💪💪

[primal nexus]

or Australia

[lament path]

Yep

[primal nexus]

ah nice

[frail saffron]

omg where

[quiet dawn]

somewhere 1am to 12am

[lament path]

Somewhere in east

[grave mesa]

I refuse to go to Australia

[lament path]

That's all I'll say

[frail saffron]

i'm scared bc i'm visiting my family in the philippines and idk how i'm gonna adjust to the time zone 😓😓

[primal nexus]

spider zone

[grave mesa]

Its every man for themselves there

[urban egret]

Omg same

[frail saffron]

like whyyy must it be the complete opposite

[lament path]

But free Healthcare

[cedar citrus]

MUTANT GOAT HAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

[urban egret]

UK got free healthcare and less spiders

[frail saffron]

free health care for the people who get killed by the animals there

[quiet dawn]

You can go rn
it's morning here

[grave mesa]

Canada maube

[cedar citrus]

PUTANG INA

[lament path]

I don't like moose? Meese? Mooses?

[lament path]

Mo

[frail saffron]

aAH

is this the language i think bc like if so i'm UPSET BC I CANT SPEAK IT

[dull sluice]

do i make my coop right next to my house

[lament path]

He was just saying fuck mother (basically???) So I said your

[grave mesa]

Wherever you think is convenient and aesthetically pleasing

[quiet dawn]

Don't worry, am upset I cant speak other language

[frail saffron]

OH HAHA

thank you 😞 i wanna learn so bad bc like imagine being (half) filipino but only knowing english

[quiet dawn]

like Japanese, Russia, uh... etc.

[frail saffron]

valorant taught me what lintik kayo means tho 💪💪💪

[lament path]

There are a lot of ppl here who also struggle with Filipino, so ur not alone

[quiet dawn]

What does it mean tho?

[sterile tulip]

guys is there any other way to get battery packs other than lightning rods

[primal nexus]

friend pam

[lament path]

Pam gives you some

[primal nexus]

she sometimes sends them

[frail saffron]

get struck by lightning i think? 😭

[quiet dawn]

what

[frail saffron]

okay 🥰

do u play val

[quiet dawn]

tbh I have no idea what lintik means either.

But I don't think that's the translation

[lament path]

Nope no pc games

[frail saffron]

yeah my mom said it's like kinda hard to translate but when i asked her what it meant she looked at me like 😨

[frail saffron]

😞😞😞

[lament path]

We use different words to form swears, so like it's an insult

[quiet dawn]

ye because lintik is like swearin here

[blazing python]

No swearing

[quiet dawn]

idk whats the english word of it

[lament path]

Like a word I can't say bcs it means smthn horrible in Spanish

Hello zerok

[blazing python]

Wait no. You can swear but only in english

[frail saffron]

crap 😱

[blazing python]

So people can understand it

[quiet dawn]

ah shit my bad, let him go

[frail saffron]

now i wanna know

[blazing python]

[lament path]

Okay translation : mother fucker

[blazing python]

Yeah

[lament path]

I can dm you if youd like

[frail saffron]

yes pls 👍

[blazing python]

Or son of a bitch

[cobalt hare]

Do we always have to start in spring or is there a way around that

[wild moss]

yes

[lament path]

Start in spring

[cobalt hare]

Ugh lol

[lament path]

Dave srsly tho what's the plural of moose?

[frail saffron]

moose i think

mooses

moses

[primal nexus]

moose

I think

[hexed smelt]

Moose

[primal nexus]

@sterile tulip you're good at grammer what it is

[frail saffron]

💀💀

[primal nexus]

I can post imgs 😱

[cedar citrus]

TIPS TO SCARE A MOOSE

1. SLAPS MOOSE'S FACELESS

[wintry matrix]

fun fact: moose can be very dangerous

[cedar citrus]

DELETE THIS SHIT

[dull sluice]

wgat

[hexed smelt]

One does not delete Monty Python.

[cedar citrus]

FUN FACT: MOOSE ARE ACTUALY FAST AT WATERLAKE

[cedar citrus]

HOTTIE MOOSE

[glass flume]

i-

[frail saffron]

i am like unbearably bored

[lament path]

Meese

Geese

Grolar bears

[cedar citrus]

MICE CAN ACTUALY SAVE UR LIFE AT LANDMINES

[glass flume]

tbh i am too