#stardew-valley
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inchresting
yes leahs favorite game
leah's twitch stream
out of my leag
LMAO
i found abigail's onlyfans
that was so lame i cannot
onlyfarmers*
😳
WHERE
Let's move on pls
Leah, my love.
ye let's not go to that topic
PLEASE
DUDE
thats leag dum
omg she’s beautiful
LEAG
It’s morbin Time
ikr
NOOOOO NOT THAT
SHUT UP
Remember to water your crops
MORB
she looks better in pixel graphics tbh
ah shoot I fire my crops
you are a bad farmer
pixel breasts
Remember to morb
well now i won’t do it
lmao
guys where's genderbent sam
Yall gonna make grandpa turn in his grave
i love going to ginger island just to see the pixel swimsuits
He is ashamed by your terrible school grades too
did you mean haley
srry grandpa
Dr Michael morbious
he wants all A+
i’m not gonna listen to a ghost
unfortunately here, we use numbers instead of those letters with + or -
*** L E A G ***
nleag
no don't start with nleag
its become worse
nleag
NLEAG
Nleaf
We shall start it’s morbin time

you really typod ur own typo
pines
i played myself
switch the e and i around
Epic embed fail
LOLLLL
OG's remember leag, new gen remember nleag
shut up
Og remember it morbin time
remember remember
ogs remember their birth
Yeah like u did
Ogs were born on their birthday
concernedape should add leag easter egg
crying
oh its funny because you are suggesting they are a newborn
right?
no its funny cuz they are suggesting im not OG
hahahaehaehheahehahaeehhargheewahhewegrerui
I want to suggest everyone say it morbin time so u don’t stub your toe
Ye. Your name is "Nastya >.<" not "OG"
ah i see you are a go
yeah i give u 200 everytime u pass me
Maybe you'd prefer a more Disneyfied Leah?
inoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
thats leag
It morbin time
man u gotta stop this
god get it right
who
this
iceman42dave
dang
leag???
@vernal spear You leveled up to Cowpoke. You can now speak in our voice channels and share images in all channels!
Morbing is better
YAYYY
thanks
He wants you to stop "this"
i love it
i am a she
not sure why some parent just named their child a "this"
they
And start it’s morbing time
ok so ill stop leag joke sorry
yeah definitely
morbing into ur mom
No not that
he wants you to stop the dud named "this"
Disney Leah lookin like a snacc
ㅤ
I don't think it's good idea to eat a human...
Says you
I am awake again
aaaa guys question :")) i just started the game and its my first winter,, does it ever rain during the winter? :"))
leah is my favourite npc
there's no rain in the winter
but with rain totem, you can make it rain
GUYS GUESS WHAT
guys im gonna start my first save in like... 2 years lmfao
yayy
chicken butt?
NO………..It morbin time
how do i activate? :DDD
stop
use the rain totem
Remember to rummage through the trash cans for treasure
Are u a furry
What if they don't know how to get one
you know what, its morbin time
maybe
craft one then
if a villager catches you rummaging do u lose friendship points
fursona?
I think it is morbin tome
Yes
But you also get treasure. Its a win win
what does that even mean
maybe
except linus
So don’t tell me to stop
Morbius stuff
Morbin tike
you are in year 1 lmao
can u morbin my booty
anddddd bye chat
LOL
Remember to water your dogs and cats
Idc go kiss your dog
I’m on day 16 of spring. How do I find the mines or Marnie’s ranch?
bruh
my cat doesn't like gettin water'ed
what should I do?
Water them anyway
i dont have one
map in the inventory part
Morb him
Should I water my fish?
No
Or your furry friends
buy a brain
why
Remember to eat fresh vegetables for energy to continue your day
His breaking bad play through is what made me get the game
stardew valley more like cute lesbian couple simulator 2016
You can regain your energy by standing on the bed
what ggot me back intot the game
Walter white is the definition of cold
lol
What is the point of furry
Akali is the hottest league champion in the game.
i said maybe
You can manipulate rng by walking on the bed
dude whats the point of the constant questions
It’s a yes or no question Boy
whats the point of bein an asspain
Can amethysts be found in the mine?
smh or then
or
me?
yes
no not u :)
jesus why is the discord server for the wholesome farming game so toxic
LETS GOO
@neon patrol
it's internet wdym?
Remember to be nice to the townsfolk
good point
mhmm
not all of em
What
good question
MOBILE USER!!!11!11!1!1!~1!1!!!!!1
I 1
What?
uedhuhsuhauizshuihndu
ㅤ
I play on switch and Xbox
Do not eat mushrooms
I just met the homeless guy
They are rather toxic
He thinks I want to ridicule him
hey guys
jesus, you're offended by mobile user?
The homeless guy looks cool
no i was making a dumbass joke lmao
Eat fiddleferns. They are healthy and nutritious for you
stop
Nah there's no /j
therefore you aint jokin
linus is pog
/j
I will morb u
you better be /j bitch /j
i will leag you
Remember to cook food for extra nutrition and energy points
anyway time to start the first save i've made in 2 years lmao
or what?
where's the punchline?
yum
besties !! where can i find crocuses? :")) its day four of winter and i still cant find any :"))
garfield should form a death metal band and call it lasagna blood explosion
winter
sorri i meant winter
that's winter...
yes its winter i accidentally typed spring
oh just look around
it was a tiktok audio
I CANT SEND PICTURES
or it was a tiktok audio?
GARFIELDD !! ARE U SLASH SRS OR SLASH J ????
youll find them on the ground eventually
hehehe
Wtf this chicken joined the dark side
yeah day 4 dont expect them
h
My dog looks like a rat
do all characters just have only a couple dialogues each day? regardless of if I get to be better friends with them : /
my dog looks like a dog
Mine looks like a alien
Yup
no, there is unique dialogue for 6+ hearts and up so it does change up a bit
eh..
But it's still only a couple lines per day
yeah that’s true
oof..
Morbin time dog
yes
hmmm no
Stay the fuck away
Furry zoophile go away
wtf no
G A M I N G
furries aren't zoophiles
what is happening
idk
Furries are cool tho
thank you
…
1% battery lol
bruh you put it out there
No charger moment
@neon patrol Don't be rude to people and don't make NSFW references.
HOW
He started it
Let's keep this on topic please.
Tell him to stop
you pinged them lol
Earlier
^^^
If someone is bothering you, then you need to report it by DMing Bouncer so we can address it.
i literally did nothing lmao
chat rn
As is, it looks like you are pinging and attacking them.
this is all a blur to me 
So with that said, let's get back on topic.
Anyway, Parsnip amarite?
Frfr
mega melon?
blueberries am I right
the worst vegetable
Gotta love em
ripped off carrots
love the mega melon
Melon good too
guys what about corn
have you eaten actual parsnip? not bad
can't believe the parsnip developers ripped off the carrot's developers
I love spinach don’t @ me
Some people just skip their first parsnip seeds, and I think that makes Grandpa cry.
What do they taste like
me too
same
spinach makes you grow like popeye
R U KIDDING
potatoes 
why aren't carrots in stardew valley wtf
so they just kept the box there?
funny laughed
Cave Carrot
Ca chose parsnips but not carrots
i had it as a mash/purée like mashed potatoes. kinda like that
Hi penny
What about Normal carrots
i have set my new characters favorite thing to...
Decorative box of parsnips
I hate that texture I could never </3
fruit loops
i was about to say because everyone has good eyesight as a joke until i remembered harvey and pierre existed
CA doesn't want us to improve our vision 
Monke
real
Mine is too nsfw to say I think LMFAO
what happened o all that text
Is there anything wrong with what linus is doing?
oh god
Nah
no its not
What Linus doing
Are you at that linus cutscene
he's a hermit
let hermits be hermits
Yes
I set mine to art because I’m an artist
homie just living his life out
Linus is my spirit animal
Lolol
Just say the nicest one
leah is my one
now joja is doing something wrong and its that ugly ass blue color
and my future gf
Tbh mine is "escapists 2" because I was addicted to it
hopefully
i was reading through alex’s quotes on the wiki and he has some of the cutest lines
I’m the definition of the slime
everything about Joja is wrong
shes my wife
NO LUMPY NOT AGAIN
spill...................,,....
do u think morris copyrighted his blue color
lolol hello wobin 
yes
i dont want to become a smurf
thats why i am married to him now
Wheezer blue
Hihi!
he trademarked the letter j
fine here some ice cream 🍨
HEHEHE
He's pretty sweet ngl, just can't forget his diss on Sebastian
cougher*
good morning everyone!
me looking at joja blue 
my bad smh
why do you have the pants role
plzzzz
11:59am... so close....
|| after marriage he’s super sweet to you and calls you beautiful/handsome and at the winter star fest he says “i’ll show you what im thankful for when we get home…” lmaoo ||
joja seems like the type of company to copyright the color
after starting a new save I was disappointed with how rude Alex is when u don't have hearts with him
Lumpy has astronomical power
Thank you sm 
in all fairness, morris is very different from pierre, we dont have much evidence that joja as a whole is corrupt, however the branch they put in stardew valley defenitly is
OH MY GOD THATS TERRIBLE BUT HOT
Thats why he has the pants
i've been on this server for too long 
i loved it lmao
RIGHTTT
ikr
made me consider remarrying TBH
🌌
i cheated on haley with him one time eheheh
funny long answer i like it
he succumbed to the darkness
Nothing will make me leave Seb smh smh
i also have pants role
how do you get roles
haley deserves to be cheated on
talk
WHAT 😭
but my sunset role is brighter
youll get bored eventually
Look in #old-welcome !
meh seb's more a friend for me. NOW SAAMMM ON THE OTHER HAND AHAHAHA...
I wish I had the pants
my astronomical power manifests by having my head be as empty as space
i’m currently dating them all and married to seb soo.. lmao
NEVER
i just wanted all the cut scenes
Peoples tastes r so different
seb is doomer
No KEEP A RABBITS FOOT ON U
i feel too bad dating everyone lol
it doesn’t happen if you’re married!
FR??
ill just watch the cut scenes on youtube 
ever heard of polyamory
yep and they don’t get jealous if you have high hearts (at least so far)
What doesnt happen
yes but im not polyamorous
i just got ten hearts with everyone 
i luv ur pfp
WHERE'S THE UPDATE WHERE YOU CAN MARRY EVERYONE AT THE SAME TIME
Poly-armor yes
I thought that was Howl
level 1000
INCLUDING THE DWARF
Polymer armor is effective. Its not available in SDV however
it is 🙂
i love having high hearts with everyone they’re so nice
Yoo sick
I like picking up seashells for money.
@tidal girder guys i found wally (i think its called waldo in america)
i done it
why is chat ded
ur mom
deez nuts
ur father
ur parents
your sister
your uncle
they're all very nice people
ur great grandpa
bologna
your caveman ancestor
im sure they have a great personality 
ooga booga
wooga
scoopdiddy whoop
racist
Ban them

message
there has to be a mod for that
WHAT???
Defecate your sins away with the revolutionized toilet.
Also, remember to cut trees often for plenty of wood
For being racist!! dxtch said so
I WAS NOT
@neon bobcat sorry to ping you but uhhhhhh what about a gigachad alex emoji super saiyan sam emoji and a seb/shane doomer emoji
smh banned blocked and reported
Just ideas
i wasnt i dont think
LOL
i hope
Dat ping though
@
that sounds like its gonna take up like 10 emote slots
can you break the foraging bushes on the forest farm?
i think so
is there a problem with that
If you have an emoji you'd like to suggest we add then please send it via DM to Bouncer so we can take a look at it! 
some of them
how would one do it lol
ok
thanks
LMAO
i forgot if you need just a copper axe or an upgraded ax
iron I think
You need all the axe
yea maybe steel axe
pretty sure before suggestion u need to make sure u re the one who making that
bakery update wheb

Lumpy, what is a filipino dessert you would want in SDV
i will
leche flan hands down halo
i read that as desert lol
They already got that dont they LOL
wait really?
are there deserts in phillipenes

flan 
That would be a simple af halo halo
its wet and hot here so i'd think not
There are plenty of desserts in the philippines
when's leahs birthday
We love condensed milk, evaporated milk, ice. And fruit
Isn't there like a thing with fruit at the bottom and crushed ice on-top?
Crushed ice
mmm yummm
Idk I can't remember
sometime in winter
Its called Crushed ice with fruit
i have a friend from the phillipenes. isn't like a bunch of islands or smth
winter 23 i think
ok thx
Understandable have a nice day
LOL
They better put evaporated milk on that shit.
We should be able to make condensed and evaporated milk in SDV. Make it into a super product.
dehydrated water is good
Seems like haunted chocolatier
Is there any way to get hardwood other than in the secret woods?
pierre doesnt look human
stumps and logs on ur farm
And some big logs are in your farm.
leah gives you it /j
stumps & logs, and i think a later foraging profession (but stumps and forest are more helpful)
also you can plant mahogany seeds on ur farm
They'll respawn right?
No
Ah...
stardew valley more like home invasion simulator 2016
idk abt stumps n logs but mahogany trees can drop seeds like other trees do
yeah
i haven't played for a while whats the box with the potato on it in pierre's shop
mahogany trees very good for hardwood
It gives you about 12 hardwood i think?
remember to plant seasonal
for the bulliten board when he asks for somethin
oh ok
also trees get chances to plant seeds in nearby tiles so u could plant some and leave one or two unchopped in the hopes of getting more seeds. and maybe shake it every now and then
im about to invade sam's home brb
im in year 1
spoiler
kent is ded
yes
a+ idea im down for that
^^^^
yes around a thousand or so
i know for others
jesus christ
hiii
mmmm magnoes
welcome!
my favourite fruit
hi silent welcome!
Welcome
Also they have the best desserts.
thank u!!!
Hands down.
are u just the welcoming guy
Shaking the tree works too? I didn't know that
here's something we can add to sdv halo.... turon
yum
yeah they drop seeds sometimes (idk how frequently tho)
jack
guys
jack come back
helo indiegogo
i just realised something
heyyooo lumpy 
penny is the person from the noonja trutels!!!1!111!!!!
jack gone 
One time i plant pine cone at the top right of my farm, and leave it for the entire year, it covers my shipping box, and that works for mahogany too?
oh shit
But mahogany take longer to grow right?
hi tuxedo mask
Wait whats the original icon for this server
i swear shane had stubble last time i played
wooden "sdv"
sdv
he does have a stubble
he doesnt?
im playing on xbox with a tiny ass tv so im probably blind
oh i just realized the banner was changed, thats some nice art
Well he has that grey "beard" thing idk what its called
i swear there was more
you can ask bouncer
its cute right? for pride month
stubble
its a stubble 
cancelled
x 2
laughs in euros
if that will save me from my sins, yes
no
im in love with ur mom
I got this they'll give it to me
LOL
LMAO
WHY DO U WANT IT
It's a literal crime that I can't marry linus
its great jack
ikr
guys im gonna catch seb going for a nightwalk listening to stereoskull and cougher
based
and red night
iirc those arts are from a previous pride event that was held in the server
linus is happy alone, he could never love you back 100%
waching him smoke is yum
some arts got chosen to be used as banners and server icons for a month or smth
when is the now pride event 
just strted playing yesterday...can't stop...send help...
ART PROJECT
Stop, you're destroying my false reality
they maybe posted in #creative but you'd have to look for it since i think it was held last year
welcome! glad you're enjoying the game so far, you cannot escape.
guys i caught linus watching anime
your false reality is unhealthy and will only lead to pain
in his tent
hello there
they haven't done any events in a while 
general peppermyntnobi
what was he watching
lol
But Linus is absolutely beautiful and he's my one true love
yeah i remember when linus has technology in his tent
join us
linus is from the future
fr i just want to attend ONE 
he'll die during your marriage he's that old
yea i miss the events too

he's hagrid's brother actually
😦
who is capy indigo is it jack or ben, time to find out
ur mom
its ben
Bro...
who's ben
omg!! no way.
oops misclick...........ignore that............sorry everyone
who's jack
hi ben
welcome but how do you misclick 4 emotes
Who isn't?
stop posting pictures of my gf
who are you
the blobfish btw
Already have. looks like I'm gonna be at stardew valley for a loong time.
and leah
nastya
join mitchell smh
i think... i hope...
i don't know you nastya
Eh
Good
👁️
well it's 23rd of fall first year and my total earnings are at... 257,442g
whats a capybara
idk you either capy indigo
capybara's a pretty cute
capy nice
HEYOO MEII
good morning !!
Kinda ruined capys for me
ok he pull up
mei!! hola!
No way he pulled up
hello mei good morning
he.. he pull up
but yeah 257K earnings first fall 😵💫

kinda wacky!
nice zoefiri!
what if.. he stops pulling up.. 
Unfortunate
don't say such a thing ben
no more pushing down
I wish I could enjoy capybaras like others do
good evening, its currently 10:30 pm
who's ben
capy indigo
i know i know it's just a theoretical question
116K rnnn
But when I look at them I now feel anger instead 😨
^^^
wtf I doin with it hmmm
blocked, banned, cancelled, reported, jailed
he will never stop pulling up 
LMAO I CAUGHT SEB GOING ON A NIGHTWALK
Lets see what he's listening to...
Oh god
BEYONCE!!!!
@grave mesa divorce seb NOW
get pig
oh my god.. he's not a true emo
oh yeah barn needs upgrad
upgrad.
(he likes magical girl anime as well)
I just swallowed an ice cube whole and my stomach is cold
I just think of the very annoying person
yaa..
is it mitchell
Ok thats based
when I was a dude and I looked at babies I felt anger
No.. 😔
it waas weirdddddd lol
(stop thinking about seb in a maid outfit peppermynt....)
Me whenever they start screaming like maniacs
idk something about them existing just made me angry dunno y, not much of a fan of testosterone tbh.
its cold outside and the ac is on god I love my broken climate control
humans are overrated
they're just flesh mounds with calcium in them
:(
Fr...
also why does the slowmode time keep changing
hmm..
hey guys haha favorite food in the hit game stardew valley
It changes depending on the amount of people in chat
the more people talk the higher it goes
i started working at ihop, we get a lot of kids and all of a sudden i really love them
ok
What can i do with wild honey?
Your mother
sell or put it in cc if you havent yet
Ok I pull up
ye it was weird
I think it fluctuates with how many people are in the chat
everything looks so yummy
Seafoam pudding is so good!!!
ayyy jack
Ok
jack when are you getting rancher so ill stop mistaking you for ben
Idklol I'm. Like lvl 87
who is ben who is jack
OMG THERES MORE
wtf 
guys guys
its 2 degrees Celsius in my bedroom rn
what is everyone getting me for my birthday
I have it right here
uhh capybara
ur mom
i was fr 
no longer becom a fetus and instead becoming a newborn
yall jokin 
Am I supposed to send you nitro dumbass /hj
My birthday was last month, paypal me 300000 first and then we'll talk
about that
no
I am real Ben
im in tears
YEAHHHHHH LETS GOOOO
now i need anime schoolgirl outfit harvey u know the sailor ones
harvey dressed as sailor moon
i love it
bet ;D (but I need to breakfast first
*** Y E S ***
the fear of long words is the longest word in the English dictionary
actually
bruh whats going on with keybord rn its typing so slowly
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is the phobia of long words
Oh my god
jack you little shit
jack ^
LMAO
This is me
an obese mail anime maid?
Yes
How do you move minishipping bin?

oh wait it has to be empty doesnt it
I aussume you just break it
Probably
i feel like the parent of twins rn
tf
real

gonna be able to use winter 1 to reformat my land : D
good luck!
who are the twins?
Ben and ben
cus it do be a bit messy.
is it not clear of the capys
I got 138K funds so should be doable 😵💫

capy*
theres only 1 rn
I see no plural
am i being gaslighted
wait nvm
Yes, there is only one
no
their names are exactly the same lmfao
there is only 1 person idk what ur on

if they hadnt typed at the same time I wouldnt have noticed
For gold ore I need iron pickaxe?
Mhm
I dont think so
no
no
rip
Kk
wrong game
you can mine it even with the basic pickaxe

@lofty gazelle hi hi
so true ben
ughhh getting all the bundle stuff feels fucking paradoxical

I can't do exotic foraging without cactus fruit so I need ||vault bundle|| but I ain't even unlocked that all yet
because need bus
the fuck?
grr
i mean cant you afford it?
kdidjdmdjdjgng
the vault bundle
the vault bundle just needs monies
its not the best but i tried
uhm
I don't even have the vault bundle at all yet
uhm
as i said its not the best
uhm
ah yeah you have to do a few bundles first
you unlock more bundles by finishing stuff in other bundles
smacks lips uhm
the mini bundles
you can just say its shit lol
uhm
How many eggs was it to win the egg hunt ? I might just restart the day 
12
9 eggs
11
I got 7
indigo your wrong
BroO
smh guys
that awkward moment when you turn on guarantee 1 year completability and still don't complete it in 1 year
you havent played in months
ughhh but I can't do the bridge repair one because I don't have the bus yet to get cactus fruit and I can't do the pantry one because SO much stuff there like I don't even-
h o w
omfg indigo being rude!!!!!
I THOUGHT U SAID SCHOOLGIRL SEBBY SO I DREW IT TOO
the boiler room id say is pretty easy, thats how i got the vault
YESSSSSSSS
I see. I guess I'll do that.
OH
LMAO YES
You're wrong for quoting Fandom. Just so very wrong, even though you are right. 😝
https://github.com/mcmilk/7-Zip-zstd/releases how do you download this? I was having trouble with a mod file so somebody suggested it but I cant find out how to install it.
tbh i just saw 9 pop up first and i immediately hit screenshot
Fandom needs to be nuked from orbit.
Fuck you**,** guys
fair
Please add commas
no
there exists a catboy pierre
,no,
isn’t that too enough for you
Does anyone know how many times it is possible to get the dinosaur egg? I sell the other one that I was supposed to use (I had already donated one to the museum)
oh yeah praise krane
fun fact i lost a bet and krane made me wear that catboy pfp for 3 days
deserved
I too like cooking my family and pets.
i am not a catboy
yeah what if i do
you are now, star
i dont like any of those thing seperate
@grave mesa i tried i know its shit but i tried ok
Salt, with a side of fries.
looks cute
63 wild honeys for 8820g is gud?
thanks
Why is his hair bigger then his head?
dies
stfu ben
idfk
i am jack
"Ben"
hello jack
hello star
why is ur teeth bigger than ur brain

what is that emote
had to do it to em
wtf 💀
it is a picture of jesus
Because it's on the outside. If the hair were on the inside, then it would be smaller than the head.
that was sarcastic dave lol
how is hair on the inside or outside
my brain is melting
do you have time to talk about or lord and savior jesus christ?
mine is already the melt
a lot of damage
nah but i can talk about our lord and saviour shrek
where do I get wallpapers btw
Yes
pierre's
above
pierres
catalogue at pierre
Good
oh okay I'm dum
oh you meant in sdv
thanks
just 75k and you’ll get unlimited access to wallppers
LOL
bless krane
mei
the catboy pierre is legendary
what are you getting me for my birthday
legit the most cursed thing to ever exist
catboy harvey when
Nice
i made him draw that like wtf 😭
I have the girl mod 😵💫
you'll get ###################
What are you getting me for MY birthday
Harley kinda a qt
OH GOD
genderbent Harvey,,,
oh yes
hhhhhhhh
I have a new game
banned
pov: me
how do I get more furniture stuff robin's selection feels kinda minimal
Is ben or jack saying this
mei wanna rate a song for me since indigo wont?



