#stardew-valley
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like decoration?
Fuck you,,,,,, guys
indigo that isnt in context at all and im going to be using that forever
furniture catalogue, with a fucking 250k gold you can get access to unlimited furnitures
You mean Haley?
harvey x haley
girl mod rename of genderbent Harvey
what the fuck
is that kim kardasian
yeah
woahhhh that looks really cool
harley quinn
basic white girl style
very true
Not even.
she will stand at the front door of your house at 3:24 am
nice?
goodbye chat
the horses name was friday
i need to take care of the dishes
gunther occasionally gives you decor, you can also occasionally get them at festivals
see ya star
the singing crystal is my fav furniture
@cunning basalt
and the granite thing
i realize i said occasionally twice
the bear thing
is there other portraits like this? i like the semi realistic style
Smh you didnt slept enough
I caught a flounder 
yeah im supposed to be asleep rn
Says the person who's awake rn

Have a good dream in advance
If you say "you too" by accident on "Enjoy your meal",
Say in advance to save it
indigo pls rate the song 🧍
Yay I got a fish pat
no
Yes. They can be found on Deviantart, and are done by an artist who goes by Earendelart https://www.deviantart.com/earendelart/gallery
fym no
harvey is pissed
angery
goofy ahh hair bro 💀
too realistic not the look real
the shading is pretty well done though
yeeyee ahh haircut
these realistic ones no good give me bad vibe
ye
YEA TRUE
aaa
ye the good not hr be relaistci
MEI! wanna rate a song for me?
what is it :0
vidya gaem graphics realism < vidya gaem stylized graphics
Yeah, I don't like the Penny one. Very Nancy Drew in a bad way. She looks 10 years away from being a Karen.
i am sorry for my lying issues
i assure you that it will happen again
yup
i think my favorite of the realistic portraits is maru
wildfire - jubyphonic
indigo you better not look that up after denying to rate it
a
i agree
10
what mine lvl best for slime farmin
the jungle type mines imo
Just spammed level 5 for certain quest
Maybe try that too?
0/10
oh ok
@cunning basalt there is one last thing needed to complete the trilogy. leah in the spartan armour from Halo.
Or try finding infested slime level
fuck you

i want lucy back
my honest reaction
where the gollars
tf
that is also a pike
i thought yo ahh had to do the dishes
which is the best path to go down in the foraging skill tree?
gatherer then botanist
penny
gatherer->botanist
GOD DAMN SHE HOT
thats look amazingg
oh is that like universally agreed to be best?
yes
thank you
yes
ah.
what is?
gatherer->botanist for foraging
let me look up the buffs
ish fine, gonna rate it 7/10
Whats with the pike fish and a pike weapon?
ur mom
🤨
IDK ITS MY FIRST TIME LISTENING TO IT but yes its fine
uhm
you asked for opinions ben smh
wanna change that?
do it mei
ungrateful ass
indigo who hurt u
im sleepy
brb looking up on google 🤸
so ur mad at everyone?
also haley
ok
@celest plank yes botanist
did you make them
what the fuck did i just find
I also do like lumberjack though
yes
wtf
leah next pls
jesus christ wth is that
i dont think i can sleep anymore after seeing bens gif
never drew leah
me neither
gym rat has returned
draw leah
im sorry i just.. idefk
Just forget it
shit was a jumpscare
she is slightly less hotter
dude im gonna have nightmares how will i forget
but good art
idk
down atrocious
Dam...
Have a good nightmare then
added a bit 'purity' to haley made her less hotter
i will be present in your nightmare
someone take away bens embed perms
makes sense
i could send a far worse textbox but
L
Best summer crop?
@vernal spear cant do heavy armor/mecha stuff sorry ;__;
If your deaf, how many books could you listen to with your nose?
its ok i still love it
excuse me what
melts my brain
go the fuck to sleep
i agree
So you take your fish for a walk and you accidentally drop it on the ceiling, how young is your grandma?
i cant do mecha either
yes 😅
heres my mecha
My guy is on some shit
i agree with your statement
im going to bed
He's too intelligent 
shit got weird in here
it seems we both share the same brain cell
yea goodnight
@cunning basalt my character. draw. preferably with leah in le picture but not required. ( if ya don't wanna draw it im not gonna force you :3 )
give mei a break 
The most sane one
true
yea
this commission is still wholesome
which comission
do not go to twit commission
what
your art request
ok
how do you set up the basic sprinkler farm?
a
i haven't played for a while @hollow hornet can you summarise what was added (i play on console if thats an important detail)
uhh like the 1.5 update?
ye
uhh theres probs a wiki page about it
its very cute :)
thanks
i dont wanna read a whole wiki page uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
im going to bed so like my brains not here atm
I just started on my laptop two days ago ._. Its completely different than mobile
Cool content more npc's more quality of life changes and just better stuffies to do
ok cool

goodnight (?) queen
i remember beach farm, secret requests board, and uhhhh
Does that mean you are subconsciously typing rn?
thank 

Sounds reasonable :]
Blobby bobby
spams fish
You can eat the fish too
Blobblehead 😩
YES
Blobble head occult
emily threw out a whole fish again
Blobble mount 
But the money 
Blobble children
Blobble slaves
Blobble house
Blobble transgressed world
blobble your mother
Blobble reality
Blobble.
Blebble blobble wobble tobble
Should i finish vault bundle or upgrade house
Wobble that bobble jiggidy dobble
blobble sentient math equation
Upgrade house
Ok
That blibble blobble needs to wibble wobble before bobble gets wibble wobbly
whats the best mine level to find copper?
I miss community farm map.
Any
15-35
It was fun to just have a huge map and then get overwhelmed because I have no friends and didnt want to put effort :;]
my money don't jiggle jiggle, it folds
When you're excited for multiplayer options but realize you have no friends that play stardew valley 
now lemme see you wiggle wiggle, fo sho

😭
Crypto bro sebbie


e-girl*
Cherry red lipstick
genderbend seb is emo
lol mgk
Lollll
Alex is my soul mate
Jock boyyyy
When you send a sticker instead of a message in #multiplayer-lfg-old and have to wait the hour:
I don't even have a heart with him rn
Just silently stalk him
huh
Should I give gifts to Abigail or Emily?
both
Yep
yeah, go both
Anyone else have a love hate relationship with the ||return sceptor||
nope, im content with ||return scepter||
Oops just realized i typed this in new farmers
I hate misclicking that thing while mining
same honestly
same.
one ||skull cavern run|| RUINED BC OF THAT THING
It just ruins the day
I do that now, but i didnt do that before
what does your mind think if you heard the country chile
i never missclicked it, probably because it was in my 2nd latest slot
to prevent missclick
Chile?
I forgot is selling them to shopkeepers better or indirectly selling them via the box better
pepper
at least i might clicked last one, but not 2nd las one
chilepepper
Minecraft ocean cliffs biome
I need help on English
slime is short
haha short
ok it's not just me that hates fences right
I started a new save in river farm so o didn't have to use them they made me so mad
Idk I find them helpful
Oh but on the river farm I haven’t really found a use for them
yeah exactly
just put ur animals on islands and ur good
don't have to replace fences
do it mei
What fish is good to put in fishing pond?
Lava eel for pire profits
Im planning for it
how do I display caviar in table?
Already have 1 pond with sturgeon
j
Other than lava eels and sturgeon?
Or 2 ponds for sturgeons and 2 ponds for lava eels?
get 1 pond filled with eel
and a pond filled with sturgeon
that should do it
nah, 1 pond for sturgeon, they re not profitable but u need their roe
1 pond is enough
How
year three i has reached
get better rod
lava eel or the 
Blobfish?
There's a better rod than the iridium one?
get angler,blob,mutated,legend,and rainbow cucumber?
maybe make another one an eel pond and one to be blondish (iirc its the 2nd most profitable and you get the chance to get a pearl)
u cant raise legendaries in pond
hmm no, I think there's no better rod than iridium
that's a shame
Ok, so sturgeon, lava eel, and blobfish, so that makes it three
i had several ponds for seacucumber before
cuz it was one of ingredient for lucky lunch
Super cucumber?
nah, yellow cucumba
lucky lunch gives 3+ luck
but not mandatory since spicy eel gives small luck buff too
hmm i wouldnt recommend rainbow trout cause although it has a chance for a prismatic shard its INCREDIBLY low so I'd recommend super cucumber since it gives iridium sometimes l(or just normal sea cucumber for lucky lunch) or to just make another lava eel pond
Is lucky lunch that good?
to be fair, ponds are not really that profitable
yeah it gives +3 luck, other lunch just give +1 luck
3+ is good
Hmm
more luck = better chance at getting rare stuff like prismatic shards(since normally people use lucky lunch when they grind in [redacted])
is there a men month or men's day?
cause there's women's day
and then pride month for gays and etc
hmm🤔
u still need corn and blue jazz for lucky lunch spamming btw, keep that in mind
in Saudi they have straight month
no bus on haloween celebration?
blue jazz sucks
stocking lucky lunch is a long process
holy i forgot how much starfruit makes you
How rare is iridium in that desert cave
oh, that's neat however i don't like how they treat other people there
depends on how far you are
yeah thats true
hmm depends, go to deeper mines like 20 or below
whats best crop for fall btw?
So its not that rare there?
if you're hardley in the cave you are very unlikely to find any and if youre far then you're much more likely (id say 60 is where its uncommon)
pumpkin
lvl 100 below is the optimal
giant
k
how rare are the giant crops
pumpkin or cranberries are the best fall crops btw at least in y1
pumpkins for leaps of cash
Guess i still have a long way to go huh
I need help I'm on day 23 of winter and my cows and chickens have only been happy for one day the entire season, they have hay and even grass in their coop and barn idk what to do
you should probably still use pumpkins and cranberries
hmm just plant seeds in 3x3
dont expect giant crop, but having one for decoration is not bad, but dont expect having em in tiles u want to cuz their chances are heckin low
3x3
normally people who completely focus on profit do things like full on af throughout the year
i wish u can move giant crops like furniture
yes i think theree is
damn i suck im in fall of y3 and havent finished com centre
I'm almost in year 3 and I haven't even completed like 6 bundles lol
or player without chill, like me
Does that mean all the bundles?
yeah on my first playthrough i barely made progress now im just stuck cuz io havent got to this part of the game yet
Like individual like fall crop bundle, spring bundle etc
Ah so thats what it is
This is my first and only playthrough
imma splurge on a deluxe barn cuz im like that lol
I need help my animals aren't happy and I don't know what to do, they have heaters, and hay and I pet them every day
is it chair exploit or [] exploit?
is it a vanilla bug?
whats like the fastest way to get stone
well its on steam multiplayer
Buy it
i think that would be vanilla
Buy from robin
Clear all of the stone in each mine level starting at one
i have it?
i just rememberd i could do that lol
Especially big stones
if you're 100% sure about the bug then try reporting the bug here:
!officialbug
Wrong message
!officialbug
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Ugh the imbed didnt work oopsies
nah 100g for 1 stone is a scam
you got it working though 
still buying it tho
Is there a problem with your game or you've noticed something that should be fixed? Let us know in here! If you are experiencing a bug but you're using mods, please go to Mod Support!
rock 😌
i think this one

Probably lol, its been awhile since ive actively been in the sever 
Goodnight 👍
nite
wait do i have to upgrade a regular barn to get it to deluxe?
why are people saying the sturgeon is hard to catch? I caught it on my first try
damn
u do want to, deluxe barn has autofeeder
yes yes yes
sturgeon actually kinda hard but not that hard.
fishing level is probably low aka bar is very small
staph flexin' 🤣
If you buy the phone from robins shop , you can check what you need to make builds and how much they cost without running back and forward
legit my first time building a barn with over 100 hours lol
Also you can see wether she’s home or not so you don’t end up showing up when she’s not there
that, or alt tab to wiki
I spent my first 72 hrs just fishin' 😅
yeah fishin is so fun
not knowing anything about the game lol
indeed
yeah and then i saw some 100 days in stardew video and i started actually playing the game on a new save
who doesnt
does it make good money?
My skill that reach level 10 first is fishing
i mean your better off just doign crops but fishin is fun and relaxing
mine is farming then mining
i see good tip because i was going to start a new journey
Yep
imma start a wine empire soon lol
i did that on the first year with 60 kegs and 420 hops
yeah i got the 40% more money thing too for it
I’m alone for the flower dance
just like me irl
Is pale ale that pricey?
you can have partners for events?
you can have friends in real life?
it is very much profitable
pale ale is the most profitable artisan if u put aside the effort to make em
pale ale comes in 2nd after ancient fruit sweet gem and starfruit
Should i plant hops instead of melon next summer?
i thought it was starfruit
YES
but affording the sheer amount of kegs would be very difficult
i planted 16 hops on the first year and by the end of the year i had 1million profits in total
i used to have 220 of them with 10 of them attached to tappers
I only have 3, welp gonna start planting then
10 would be more than enough
oak resin is the easy part
copper is the hardest part
if you cant turn all of the hops into pale ales in one go then do it again and again
btw if you can then get soil water retaining 3 it would help a lot
so I got to the skull cave 1st time and I got totally fucking murked
what do I do?
I got the ||galaxy sword||
oops
Go back in there again
as watering trellis after they are grown is hard
They cant be watered with sprinklers?
staircases aren't too sustainable.. what kind of salad : o
Spicy eels
oh.
The ones from gus
I have 2 spaces for crops and trellis plants
Spicy eels are just for luck
i thought you were going to replace your funds for melon with hops so if you have enough sprinklers then yes
For staircases you can trade jades for them
Ah ok
On sundays
I gave Emily topaz on her birthday and now she’s at 3 hearts
Congrats
😵💫
what??
||cheese/goat cheese|| will do
I'm confused
Also, what should i do with blueberries?
||there's a guy at the desert who trades stuff, the one with a camel||
that seemed like sorta a crappy deal but aight
I mean if ur on year 3 then no, but I wouldn't reccomend trading for those if u arent
That is pretty good for fall 1
Same
Yooo nice pfp
You know an item is important when you get a task where it's involved and you didn't even know you could do something with the item
Gonna be honest here, that don't look really rainbow to me
lmao
It's above the railroad
How have I never bothered to walk upwards
Bless you?
AECHSVWAGENSHVENSHCAVEGENSDITDTSCHEIN!?
@grave mesa thanks
Is that german?
oh no they’re stroking out
yea
That both explains it but also not
nah im just performing nercomancy on the chat lol
That thing where you bring back dead things back to life?
i think at 2-3am should be nsfw chat to spice things up
Time zones
its 3pm in the afternoon
I assume that's more iridescent
So uhh does anyone need help on switch ?
I see we have a fellow Shrek enthusiast here
The great onion in the sky shall guide us to salvation
yes
no shrek will the onion's just another lie told by satan-donkey i mean
Shrek is love, Shrek is life
oh god
um ok
🤣🤣
Theyre what 😀
He can have anything he wants tbh
AESCHVAGENSCHMIDTERVAAD
hi guys
Seb is godly 💪💪
what mod is that
Welcome
hi
Why is Leah Jesus
Donkey is the embodiment of evil death and chaos we can only hope the Shrek will keep this evil at bay
because she is
Regardless of Leah being Jesus, she has the cutest fucking ouffit
The graphic mod is seasonal outfit
Nice!
no
i need new friends 💀
I married Leah on my first playthrough
praise leah
you have friends????
yeah fair choice she’s bae
ikr
Yeah I made the mistake of divorcing her so that krobus could move in
Officer Greg will you help me in my mission to follow great onion in the sky
yeah no nevermind im leaving sorry
Hey, What is the best seed/plant to make money in autumn
plant plant
tf
The fuck?
Uuuhh pumpkin and
@grave mesa where is pfp from
Uhhh
looks famliar
anyone seen the santa movie where the dude puts on santas coat and turns into santa
Not from anything lol just some oc I made up
You are delusional
please stop
Maybe
@cunning basalt the chungus
...whens someone gonna killl santa to become santa
guys i just got level 5 mining what should i choose?
wa
I'll show you a GIF.
i really love the fan fic youre making here @steady flare
please stfu
My front door is locked.
stahp
not anymore
God look in cindersap forest
I went through severe depression back in 2017.
I can handle anything.
god
yoba
It really took me by surprise
OH MY GOD
Is that Senny?
Who's senny?
Oh you got me
Sam and Penny sitting in a tree
K. I. S. S. I. N. G.
💩
@cunning basalt dioweejwdiweoiojfiof
need more material
no
last one for the day
you do not
because i need to go to bed
please go now
please is the magic word
Any good anime recommendations?
ok no screw wizard
no its TENEBRIS ETERNIUS ASTRA LUNORIS
anime...
abigail seems like she would like anime
who else would like anime?
susy amnine
george
Clint
Sebastian
True
Thank you for your feedback. >:)
yeah we found his magical girl anime
Louis
Maybe Linus
like a dvd of magical girl anime in his bed
Alright that's my last ship for the day.
Goodnight everbody.
idk why
George likes dxd
Highschool dxd
Is the dark sword any better than the obsidian edge?
where does Sebastian go during the day?
where
his bed
My house
what
your mothers room
how am i supposed to give him refined quartz if he's in his bedroom
How did you know
@grave mesa can the you draw?
can the you the the do the you the when the i the you the?
Are you ok
no
You feeling well
no
Something you wanna say
Was that German?
I understand must be hard
yup
When
Sorry that happened to you
wdym when
ok
Can we see some drawings
Anyone know what mad nutt
"snackus in backus"
What kind of stuff do you draw?
@unkempt marsh stop lurking we alll know you're here
Have you ever experienced mad nut
🤔
and candice at one point
What about sugma?
havent had that one
Auauaha ahaudhaja s ahahd
Ligma?
Uaahaua people mainly
yeah i said i had that
Ligma?
do you mind if i rapidly ping you
Suck my male spheres
👁️
I had it once too. Wouldn't wish it on anyone
What for?
female spheres

because im bored
Yo what
Omg no.. i msant ball
Sure go ahead
Balls Is what I meant
Good job
@grave mesa sup queen
Best male and female spouse??
Titan spheres
Sup short king
Tf is happening here
Emily and Harvey are my top 2
True
wdym like together
Based
Exactly
Nah just like whos your fav
Big fat spheres
@vernal spear
I am the most based person on this server
yes
@vernal spear
leah and seb
yes
Watch he gonna do it again
Nah
not you
Oh
@vernal spear
Ok
@grave mesa i know you secretly enjoy birdwatching
Anyone watch attack on titan
I do and #town-square for non sdv discussions
Anyone watch jojo's bizarre adventure?
The Titans are made from really mad nut
Waiting for part 2 of part 6
@grave mesa uheduhuidhuiedhuhfurgyufgryurfhyhuifrhryhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhuyergfyuegyudhjgjdsdhsjkdahikhui
Watching part 2?
bob da builda
bobba da builder
can he fix his marriage, no he cant
I love that anime the plot twits are insane
The only thing that can fix a broken marriage is flex tape
@grave mesa optional sidequest: my character. draw. preferably with leah in the pictur but not required. do if want.
according to school nurses...
ice packs
do i make bombs
Depends on where you are or if you need the ores
just turned winter and ive got a load of freetime
Sure. Have you made it to the floor 100 yet?
Bombs are very handy for getting there in time
yea if ur having trouble finding the ladder
ive got 16 staircases
and 15 spicy eels
is the lucky ring worth using? i jsut got one randomly
That's a good start. Which pickaxe do you have
iron atm
Do you think Linus is a good kisser?
At least get it to iridium first before you try to tackle sc
@grave mesa chicben nubgets
how to do that without the iridium 💀
Krabers
Omg omg omg i! Just finished the vault!!! 
Use staircases and bombs. Just makes it way easier if you have the upgraded pickaxe
ezezezezezzrxtfyguhijjooooot7yyyyyyyyyyuuuuuu
Go on lucky days too. Make sure the spirits are happy
pryamid and stardrop luck?
342233245678888888888888gggggggfrtdrrtf6745869865
Use the fortune teller to determine. Don't go if they are neutral or unhappy
It's on the T.V
i have
udassud
pryamid currently. but its 11 am so i dont think its worth going now
and ive got 0 bombs
Yeah wait lol
||Sc|| is spoilers btw^^
not if they dont understand what it isssss
shrooms or bats
@grave mesa 10921832173893278802396748392654877777777777777777777777766478364937624379643786268946238754017386728674389673482976437892782364578495346756486774632867238641238964371264328761780932678639122089340782348703427803427832478432873422222222229884932792347
shrooms
My bad
kk
1010101010101010101010101
thats hilarious
Hey new farmer here looking to play co-op with 18+ i got the vodka ready. anyone?
Thanks I was working that joke for a while
nice pfp

Sammy 
Pandaaa 
XD ty
Anyone play on switch?
@grave mesa deez?
Hairy?
Nuts?
No this is Patrick
morbius
Wheres my money?
no
Tug?
steve?
My?
from microsoft technical support team?
Larry?
from dijbouti?
Tarry
From bikini bottom?
Ohh I see what you did there
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahh
Didn't see it at first
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh
Dr?
Phil Deez nuts?
Department?
What is this
Grandma?
feissssssssssssdskdsodewjorpji4ojudifojiorjmdkjifkjifjdijinkdfkdkldklddnkld
dneo?
Pooped in my mouth?
Granny's house?
Me?
In your mom's room?
from barcelona spain?
Tug Deez?
fe?
@vernal spear what farm have you started on?
uh
forest
@jade roost im the fbi
not u
What year?
Mayor Lewis confirmed gay?
i just made it today lmfao
Ok lol
Cindersap forest has a new resident
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I wish i could pat the junimos
ok
Theyre so cute
ok
Beer is gud, sold 112 of it and got 31k
Slay
Hmm
hi
Yo
Time to upgrade my house
Go for it chief
i am still awake
Nice
almost 1
Yeah and I am off tonight so I can host more
How long y'all been playing?
~200hours
Im at 33
in total
Can i put fertilizer on spots where ive already planted something?
yeah, just search up farm planner i think
I think so
any recommended ones?
Oh, you can find the link in the channel description in #farms-and-outfits!
Google is your friend sometimes
Yesss i can finally craft a seed maker
ah i see, thanks @desert zinc
np!
have fun designing
Question: What are the best rings to use for ||the skull cavern||?
normally i go with iridium band and a slime charmer ring but with another 1.5 feature i use the combination of ||slime charmer/lucky ring and burglar/iridium|| (honestly not even sure i can say this much lol)
Whats the slime charmer ring do?
Makes you immune to slime damage I believe
yep!
do i dare trade all my quartz for bombs
helpful to not gaf for dying by slimes
Like, slimes cant hurt you at all anymore?
Do you get that by killing 1000 slimes for the guild?
yeppers
the burglar ring i mentioned is gotten hy killing 500 dust sprites
and is one of the best rings in the game
