i'm tryna get my 5 iridium bars
#stardew-valley
frigid epoch
nice
hexed iris
u can get 1 type of item back (either your cake or your omnigeodes), at adventurer's guild
also, ||skull cavern|| requires spoiler
fleet fern
||So is the "desert" where the place that I take the bus for?||
about my question earlier
frigid epoch
whats that
fleet fern
also, ||skull cavern|| requires spoiler
my bad sorry
hexed iris
all good no worries
frigid epoch
can i just use random emojis for spoilers
hexed iris
||So is the "desert" where the place that I take the bus for?||
the bus takes you to ||calico desert, where skull cavern is|| yep
fleet fern
the bus takes you to ||calico desert, where skull cavern is|| yep
||is that also where i get the sword after my first prismatic shard||
hexed iris
yes
fleet fern
oki perfect
hexed iris
hold the ||shard above your head, and walk to the middle of the three pillars in the desert, that's how you'll get that sword||
frigid epoch
||you can also upgrade it late game||
fleet fern
i got it
frigid epoch
cool
hexed iris
nice
frigid epoch
what are you planning to do now after you got the thing
fleet fern
||Currently being blessed by a 9 fall in the cavern into a treasure room with a seed maker, which I will use for my ancient fruit 😎 ||
frigid epoch
also i just wanna clarify
do you know you can use your hoe to unravel worm patches in the ground
stone silo
Why are the mines hard on the days the spirits are on my side?
frigid epoch
you need more luck
and i think its a moderate luck boost
those worms that spawn on the ground\
stone silo
How do I get more luck
frigid epoch
you can hoe them for like some lost books and artifactxs
stone silo
Isn't that auto generated?
candid shadow
Why are the mines hard on the days the spirits are on my side?
specifically, luck affects the chance to find stairs, geodes, gem nodes, coal and some other stuff for mining purposes
luck buffs don't affect gem node chances though, only daily luck
stone silo
Oh I see
candid shadow
there's also ||an item that increases your daily luck that you get from a secret node|| year 1 winter spoilers
stone silo
So even the mobs don't obey the luck
stone silo
there's also ||an item that increases your daily luck that you get from a secret...
Interesting
Thank you
hybrid mural
Pray to yoba for higher luck
stone silo
Whose Yoba
shut mason
Stardews God
candid shadow
So even the mobs don't obey the luck
if you have trouble with enemies, eating food pauses time, and hammer/club weapons' special attacks can hit multiple times if you mash the attack button
hybrid mural
Enter Pierre's store, see on the right side there's a church, that's the church of Yobaism
candid shadow
there's also food that raises your defense
frigid epoch
its like Stardews Religion
stone silo
if you have trouble with enemies, eating food pauses time, and hammer/club weapo...
Weapons, thus far, are pretty useless. I think I had the bone which was more effective than the sword
shut mason
if you have trouble with enemies, eating food pauses time, and hammer/club weapo...
Personally I spam eat food like a glutton
stone silo
Enter Pierre's store, see on the right side there's a church, that's the church ...
Where the ladies exercise on Tuesdays?
frigid epoch
at pierres
hybrid mural
Where the ladies exercise on Tuesdays?
Well those are different kind of Gods but same building yeah
hushed locust
Where the ladies exercise on Tuesdays?
Right next, the room with gold and stuff
stone silo
Well those are different kind of Gods but same building yeah
I don't see Abigail or Leah among them
frigid epoch
nope
stone silo
So perhaps not even the different kind
hybrid mural
I don't see Abigail or Leah among them
Different people believes in different Gods sometimes so yeah
stone silo
Fair point
stone silo
That too
frigid epoch
i never paid attention to religions in the game that much
stone silo
But apparently, SV wants us to pray for luck
I didn't even know religion was a thing
No one in game mentions anything of the sort
stone silo
Thats a good point
stone silo
I think most food that I have only gives health and energy
frigid epoch
also you know the reason why George is in a wheelchair
stone silo
Actually, come to think of it, I barely have processed food
stone silo
also you know the reason why George is in a wheelchair
Nope. I'm on Winter Year 1. So nothing of that has been revealed
hexed iris
Pray to yoba for higher luck
hexed iris
Wait i already promised steph
tsk tsk
stone silo
I see. I don't think I've had much heart events yet
frigid epoch
yeah
stone silo
Honestly, the management of the farm takes up so much time
frigid epoch
its entirely optional to be friends with someone or marry someone
candid shadow
the only food that you can get with luck relatively easily is cave jelly
hybrid mural
And i only said Pray to Yoba for higher luck, not Yoba will grant higher luck 
candid shadow
until the ||desert|| that is
hybrid mural
Wasnt trolling! 
stone silo
its entirely optional to be friends with someone or marry someone
Can you like be enemies with someone?
frigid epoch
is it a spoiler if i tell him?
stone silo
the only food that you can get with luck relatively easily is cave jelly
I think I have some of that
frigid epoch
well
candid shadow
you may want to hold onto it to make fish smokers
frigid epoch
if you marry someone and sign a divorce paper at Lewis' house... (for a load of G)
you can divorce them the next day
and they'll hate you no matter what
stone silo
if you marry someone and sign a divorce paper at Lewis' house... (for a load of ...
You had me at load of G. Or am I the one giving the G?
stone silo
and they'll hate you no matter what
Sounds like a long process to make an enemy xD
frigid epoch
yeah
dusk fjord
Yo is there a way to change fish pond request like changing 1 basalt for 2 diamonds?
frigid epoch
Yo is there a way to change fish pond request like changing 1 basalt for 2 diamo...
like what the fish ask for? im pretty sure its eternal. But it wont affect your fishes relationship with you. They'll want it forever.
frigid epoch
I just find Shane and Haley to be awful
when you get mor ehearts with them they open up
and become kind
stone silo
when you get mor ehearts with them they open up
I get that, but everyone was neutral, at the very least. These two have been awful since the beginning
frigid epoch
yes
thats because shane is drinking and haley is the uhhh
idk how to say it
attention seeker/popular girl
dusk fjord
like what the fish ask for? im pretty sure its eternal. But it wont affect your ...
Damn i got lava eels and they want a basalt and I have like 47 diamond but not one basalt😭
stone silo
She's the mean girl?
frigid epoch
yeah
stone silo
Too self centered
frigid epoch
Damn i got lava eels and they want a basalt and I have like 47 diamond but not o...
oof
they still give stuff
but if they're low populationed they wont give the rarer rewards
dusk fjord
Ya im trying to get spicy eels and lava geode
candid shadow
well unfortunately for you basalts can only be obtained from magma geodes and omni geodes so 💀
frigid epoch
i cannot imagine seeing a red eel eating basalt
dusk fjord
Damn😔
dusk fjord
What if I just empty the pond and put them back in?
candid shadow
i know if you get rid of just 1 fish it doesn't change
idk what happends if you clear the pond though
frigid epoch
Too self centered
if you wanna see them get better and actually get out of their fake personality you can either get a high heart level with them, date or marry them
dusk fjord
Imma try that cause im not going to get that basalt
frigid epoch
i mean if you literally remove them from their home and suffocate them I think they'll change their mind
wait we can
!clint
novel thistleBOT
frigid epoch
cool
dusk fjord
Or take one normal eel cook it then eat it infront of the lava eels then maybe they will change they minds
frigid epoch
wait can we do that for items too?
dusk fjord
Like what?
frigid epoch
the summon villager image
torn quail
wait can we do that for items too?
only for sap
frigid epoch
ok thank you sap
dusk fjord
Btw how long did it took you guy to realise that spicy eels is made for one chilli and one eel not for the spicy eels
It took me two Ingame years to realise this
frigid epoch
i mean it is a spicy eel not an incinerated eel
dusk fjord
Ya i was confused on why I can't make any till I saw the recipe after I caught 16 lava eels in my first time playing SDV
dusk fjord
Ya
frigid epoch
i just caught one and loaded it in the pond
also
what if they just make an entire church for Yobaism?
dusk fjord
I didn't have George at 7 heart so I keep some for later
dusk fjord
what if they just make an entire church for Yobaism?
Don't they have that already in pirerr shop?
frigid epoch
its more like a basement for an altar
well
it wouldnt really make sense since barely anyone attends
so I guess that will never happen
dusk fjord
Ya only George, jodi and Kent attended it right?
stone silo
if you wanna see them get better and actually get out of their fake personality ...
I see. Thank you!
dusk fjord
Probably she does need to walk George around
frigid epoch
isnt george walking self-sufficient
well i could see an elderly couple attend to eligious activities
afk
bak
frank imp
tree
frigid epoch
tree
cinder flower
Someone said Penny is a mommy f*tish
cinder flower
Someone said Penny is a mommy f*tish
Meanwhile I'm figuring out how that is because I literally thought she was a child when I first met her
blazing oyster
Ya only George, jodi and Kent attended it right?
If you saw Alex' 14 heart even then it's only Jodi and Kent
frigid epoch
Someone said Penny is a mommy f*tish
i honestly cant see it
cinder flower
i honestly cant see it
Maybe it's because how she is to children
frigid epoch
hm
thorny raptor
Burp
frigid epoch
hmm
solemn delta
Someone said Penny is a mommy f*tish
frigid epoch
i still will never see that
solemn delta
literally, how
solemn delta
thats a piping hot take
cinder flower
It's something like "What every Stardew Bachelor/ette says about you"
old drum
It's something like "What every Stardew Bachelor/ette says about you"
Aka slop
austere depot
Someone said Penny is a mommy f*tish
Huh 
cinder flower
Huh <:SDVpufferflat:1125781012056637532>
Brother louie, louie, louie
austere depot
I feel confusion
next tinsel
Do i have to make a ticket for tech support somewhere?
devout elbow
next tinsel
Yes but i asked them to help me but nothing.
gloomy plank
anyone do co op?
lavish socket
Does anyone here like a small game called stardew valley?
devout elbow
Never heard of it
austere depot
Sounds boring
lavish socket
Man…
devout elbow
austere depot
Whenever i get to year 2 or 3 i never know like what to do
coarse phoenix
do the characters have in-game ages?
frigid epoch
Whenever i get to year 2 or 3 i never know like what to do
why
lavish socket
do the characters have in-game ages?
George and evelyn are the ripe age of 26
coarse phoenix
huh
coarse phoenix
alright bro will do XD
frigid epoch
||why dont you go for late game stuff||
fleet fern
Lucky days dont exist
coarse phoenix
what are you saying
😭
coarse phoenix
I'm speaking in hornet
frigid epoch
never heard of it
coarse phoenix
Oh it's this sick indie platformer you should try it someday!
coarse phoenix
imma try it out now
cool lemme know how you like it then!
coarse phoenix
ok im doen
How'd you like it?
frigid epoch
its pretty mid
coarse phoenix
L take
frigid epoch
because you know theres this area called Bilewater
coarse phoenix
ohhh yeah fair point
frigid epoch
yeah but they take quite a while to grow yet arrive in the first place
you shud also have lots of cran or pumps
marble crane
coarse phoenix
which is better in your opinion, cranberry, pumpkins or fairy roses?
modest mango
I just found a new duplication glitch for every item on playstation damnnn 😜🤣🤣😭
I have about 550 uranium bars lol 😆
subtle fjord
which is better in your opinion, cranberry, pumpkins or fairy roses?
I prefer cranberries
coarse phoenix
I prefer cranberries
thanks
empty wolf
maiden schooner
Pumpkins forever 
subtle fjord
Agreed
subtle fjord
No 😮
wooden heart
No 😮
did u do that emoji on purpowse or u tried to do the :o emoticon?
if u did then ik how to save u
subtle fjord
The 😮 emoticon lol
wooden heart
u can disable it in settings so u can do :o :) :( :D
subtle fjord
Ohhh okay cool
frigid epoch
heya
subtle fjord
Heyo! I like the beach!
frigid epoch
the lower part of town (not the beach)
fossil sail
I mean, what places on the map do you find very atmospheric? I adore the bench near Willy's store.
frigid epoch
what did you want to say?
oblique trout
guys did yall know that pumpkins are fruit?
Now that Demetrius talk right there 😂
frigid epoch
xd
subtle fjord
lmao
wooden heart
Now that Demetrius talk right there 😂
i mean i do like gardening and stuff
frigid epoch
i too
wooden heart
i got a shit ton of plants xd
frigid epoch
but im not an avid gardener
wooden heart
my house was full of em
cause it was cold
now its boutta be warm so they can chill outside
subtle fjord
but im not an avid gardener
im not either. the most ive ever grown were cherry tomatoes
subtle fjord
but eating no no
give them to meeee i love tomatoes
frigid epoch
but i just plant water until i see progression
frigid epoch
i didnt always like tomatoes
fossil sail
what did you want to say?
What places (not just parts of locations, but specific small places or buildings) do you consider an ideal addition to a location?
wooden heart
i get a really weird reaction when i try to eat one
frigid epoch
I like the right side of the library for some reason
subtle fjord
What places (not just parts of locations, but specific small places or buildings...
ohhh i like the little cemetery they have and the stone bench next to the community center
frigid epoch
oh but the playground during winter is really cool
wooden heart
as soon as tomato jucie touches my mouth, i instnatly start couching and gagging for some reason XD
frigid epoch
those are my top 2
frigid epoch
as soon as tomato jucie touches my mouth, i instnatly start couching and gagging...
my face just reflexively scrunches up. I just grow them for friends
and also they're really easy and I like the fine hairs
looks cool tbh
oblique trout
I used to hate tomatoes too. But now i like them even though they taste blegh 😂 . But i can't grow them
frigid epoch
What places (not just parts of locations, but specific small places or buildings...
Playground during winter and right side of the library
subtle fjord
I used to hate tomatoes too. But now i like them even though they taste blegh 😂...
cherry tomatoes are like the easiest things to grow. my ex threw some rotten ones out into the yard once and like 5 plants sprouted
fossil sail
Tomatoes slander will NOT be tolerated
wooden heart
as soon as tomato jucie touches my mouth, i instnatly start couching and gagging...
im rlly wondering why though, can i be allergic to tamotes? xd
frigid epoch
i like tomato flavoured stuff ig
subtle fjord
i like tomato flavoured stuff ig
me with onions. cant stand the actual vegetable but i love onion flavoring
oblique trout
cherry tomatoes are like the easiest things to grow. my ex threw some rotten one...
Nah my climate isnt a tomato climate. Not even cherry tomato. I did try and it did grow but fruits get pest very quickly. Mine was more peppers and eggplant climate
frigid epoch
i cant imagine picking a tomato raw and just immersing your teeth into its delicate juices
why did i say it like that
subtle fjord
Nah my climate isnt a tomato climate. Not even cherry tomato. I did try and it d...
oh what kind of peppers?
fossil sail
i cant imagine picking a tomato raw and just immersing your teeth into its delic...
Hol'up
frigid epoch
the onion smell is heavenly but ive never seen anyone eat it raw except that one "wake up with a runny nose? eat an onion with honey mustard." guy
wooden heart
to make a stardew valley discount for this week
frigid epoch
like the price for the game
subtle fjord
the onion smell is heavenly but ive never seen anyone eat it raw except that one...
my grandmother would eat them raw like apples 😛
frigid epoch
i dont really play Roblox anymore tho
frigid epoch
my grandmother would eat them raw like apples 😛
you jsut gotta get used to it ig
'but i refuse to
frigid epoch
i have papayaphobia
wooden heart
only fresh ones
frigid epoch
is there an official name for that
wooden heart
the only reason i dont is because i cant handle spicy at all
frigid epoch
nope
oblique trout
oh what kind of peppers?
Bird eyes varieties mostly and some others for pesticide free gardening. Others grow but need a lot of pest control.
Good thing sdv didnt have bugs 😂
frigid epoch
its not because of the seeds
the seeds are pretty cool
just that my neighbours papaya tree once collapsed into our garden
killing hte plants
oblique trout
Oh thats rough
subtle fjord
Bird eyes varieties mostly and some others for pesticide free gardening. Others ...
that's really cool.
oblique trout
Tree without fruit fall? Weak
frigid epoch
so damn hard to pick them up
there wasnt even any papayas on there anyway
also do yall not find the villagers breathing animation jsut a little bit unsettling?
oblique trout
They breath?
frigid epoch
yes
subtle fjord
i didnt notice that
fossil sail
I just ate a tomato but lowkey forgot that i have several small wounds on my hands and now it burns
frigid epoch
I just ate a tomato but lowkey forgot that i have several small wounds on my han...
why exactly do you have those wounds?
oblique trout
that's really cool.
Last year weaver ants did pest control for me. My eggplants went from being scabby skin to shiny smooth skin thanks to those angry predators 😂
frigid epoch
jsut asking
subtle fjord
Last year weaver ants did pest control for me. My eggplants went from being scab...
good job little guys!
frigid epoch
I have a bad habit of biting the skin on my fingers
occasionally i bite my fingernails
i dont think you should do that
coarse phoenix
Can wheat water itself if I place it next to water/
subtle fjord
Can wheat water itself if I place it next to water/
i think only rice does that
frigid epoch
yeah
oblique trout
Yeah only rice
frigid epoch
but rice is always auto watered
fossil sail
i dont think you should do that
Yeah i'm trying to get rid of this, but it's harder than it seems.
coarse phoenix
i think only rice does that
yeah you're right
frigid epoch
Yeah i'm trying to get rid of this, but it's harder than it seems.
wear armor
or maybe gloves?
that wont be so effective
jovial shore
Hello!
frigid epoch
heya
subtle fjord
hiiii
fossil sail
Haaaiiiu
jovial shore
Hru all ?
subtle fjord
im good and yourself?
frigid epoch
good good
oblique trout
Good. How are you
frigid epoch
u?
jovial shore
I'm glad you're well I'm well too🫵🏻🩷
frigid epoch
I feel like Trick Or Treat would be a good addition for fall
subtle fjord
I feel like Trick Or Treat would be a good addition for fall
ooo yeah that would be a fun little event
frigid epoch
i wouldnt like Shane putting razor blades in my candy
jovial shore
When will the update 1.7?
frigid epoch
When will the update 1.7?
not yet announced
but we do know Clint and Sandy will be the new marriage candidates
wait was it Sandy?
jovial shore
I'm eager to see the romantic scenes with Sandy
oblique trout
Btw how old is clint? Is he like the oldest romance candidate now?
jovial shore
Clint is nice but I don't think he'd be a good husband
frigid epoch
yeah.
subtle fjord
Btw how old is clint? Is he like the oldest romance candidate now?
late 30s to early 40s i believe
frigid epoch
but I'd appreciate if he'd give some bars every day
jovial shore
It would have been better if they had put wizard in his place
frigid epoch
yeah
jovial shore
but I'd appreciate if he'd give some bars every day
I agree with you here haha
frigid epoch
what would Rasmodius give to you everyday if he was your husband?
frigid epoch
I agree with you here haha
I feel like theres a small chance for iridium
subtle fjord
what would Rasmodius give to you everyday if he was your husband?
hopefully an army of junimos lol jk
jovial shore
I feel like theres a small chance for iridium
This would be great
subtle fjord
what would Rasmodius give to you everyday if he was your husband?
but probably iridium or void essence
frigid epoch
would be actually pretty cool, or maybe the name changing altar would be in his rooma nd you can change your stats for free>
I love how every body begged for Sandy as a marriage candidate and when she became one every one began bragging about clint
subtle fjord
I love how every body begged for Sandy as a marriage candidate and when she beca...
i wonder what her gifts will be
frigid epoch
Cactus fruit?
subtle fjord
probably
frigid epoch
desert stuff
subtle fjord
coconuts
frigid epoch
the 14 heart events for both
subtle fjord
CA should add desert flowers and the ability to farm there
frigid epoch
that should be mid or late game
fossil sail
Btw how old is clint? Is he like the oldest romance candidate now?
I think he's something like 26, maybe 27
frigid epoch
scorpions would be cool
subtle fjord
scorpions would be cool
oooo yeah and tarantulas
fossil sail
he doesn't look THAT old
fossil sail
It's probably his beard and belly that make him look older, or maybe it's his profession.
hard work ages you faster
frigid epoch
and depression too
subtle fjord
he should make me an iridium sword for free if i marry him lol
jovial shore
he should make me an iridium sword for free if i marry him lol
Hahahaha
frigid epoch
i cant believe the Stardew Valley residents waste precious iridium and gold on making damn trash cans?
subtle fjord
i cant believe the Stardew Valley residents waste precious iridium and gold on m...
and a certain gold item i dont wanna say here because it might be a spoiler
earnest glade
I think he's something like 26, maybe 27
genuinely thought hes in his 30s
subtle fjord
how do i cover it like that??
frigid epoch
just say /spoiler at the start
fossil sail
genuinely thought hes in his 30s
We don't know his real age, tho
frigid epoch
yeah theres no official announcement
subtle fjord
||the damn gold statue of lewis||
frigid epoch
|| spoiler ||
fossil sail
||the damn gold statue of lewis||
||Made on our taxes btw||
earnest glade
||the damn gold statue of lewis||
that damn narc 😔
frigid epoch
oh yeah you could surround it with 2 || at both sides
|| the final boss fight against the cat in the moon was really cool concerned ape ||
that did not happen
subtle fjord
lmao
frigid epoch
did you know you can find || lewis' underwear || in his basement
frigid epoch
yes
subtle fjord
i spoiled that for myself awhile back. so many cool easter eggs
frigid epoch
they are haunted
|| i wonder what he does with those pairs if theyre realyl haunted ||
subtle fjord
wouldn't it be cool if ghosts were added to the cemetery just like lurking behind the tombstones?
frigid epoch
during night on Fall would be cool
could monsoon qualify for a real season in Stardew Valley?
earnest glade
|| i wonder what he does with those pairs if theyre realyl haunted ||
someone possessed it /j 
frigid epoch
he definitely did some stuff with those
subtle fjord
i dont wanna know lol
subtle fjord
That would be awesome!
frigid epoch
Vinc and Jas would like that
subtle fjord
I’m still wanting a rug of the wizards summoning circle
frigid epoch
what year are you on?
subtle fjord
I have so many saves that range between years 1-3
frigid epoch
i only have one
if you really wanna date the Wizard you could play Stardew Expanded or other mods similar to that
wintry lodge
I just not long started
hot helm
chat there is a game free on epic games.may i say about that?
frigid epoch
chat there is a game free on epic games.may i say about that?
what
subtle fjord
if you really wanna date the Wizard you could play Stardew Expanded or other mod...
i have done that before. i'm just having issues with smapi and getting it to work
frigid epoch
took me a long time to do that to
frigid epoch
oh
subtle fjord
hogwarts legacy is free now
nice
frigid epoch
wait
Whats the speculation that Caroline uh
hooked up with the wizard and made Abigal
no i dont think her hair is natural
subtle fjord
oh yeah it's interesting isnt it?
frigid epoch
or is it just an excuse to cover it up
frigid epoch
but is it not a coincidence that she likes || gothic stuff and combat ||
random breach
[[Bouquet]]
gleaming girderBOT
[[Bouquet]]
novel thistleBOT
hushed locust
Love how he is the single one being hated on
subtle fjord
i wonder what he would look like without the beard and mustache
frigid epoch
cursed and unfathomable beyond Clint comprehension
subtle fjord
lmao
frigid epoch
i mean if he never had a beard and mus i the first place he would be weird with one now
hushed locust
i wonder what he would look like without the beard and mustache
Idk who the artist is but like
frigid epoch
god
hushed locust
Wanted to put a spoiler on it but I was too lazu
neat fog
not even an angel. just a bird on the ground. lost his wings nonetheless
subtle fjord
remember when shrek was turned human? that's what he looks like
neat fog
youre RIGHT, the face shape is nearly exact
frigid epoch
xd
hushed locust
dont think its a spoiler
You can use the spoiler thing for useless things too
frigid epoch
oh
neat fog
sometimes the spoiler adds to the comedy
frigid epoch
yeah that makes sense
earnest glade
Idk who the artist is but like
this is fuckin cursed LMAO
HE FEELS NAKED GIVE HIS BEARD BACK
subtle fjord
xD
frigid epoch
what would he look without hair
subtle fjord
what would he look without hair
oh my yoba i don't wanna think about it
proud meadow
Idk who the artist is but like
frigid epoch
I shall never see Clint the same again
proud meadow
Tbf. Did we ever see him as normal
subtle fjord
Tbf. Did we ever see him as normal
probably not lol
frigid epoch
nope
he possesses no concept of what the sensation of normality is
is cold water better than coca cola
hushed locust
what would he look without hair
fossil sail
Cranberries or pumpkins?
hushed locust
Cranberries or pumpkins?
I prefer pumpkins because they are easier to deal with
subtle fjord
Cranberries or pumpkins?
cranberries for me
fossil sail
Personally I love cranberries but i need to feed my precious Abigail so i plant pumpkins
maiden schooner
Cranberries or pumpkins?
I have been summoned to say pumpkin especially for keg
jovial shore
Finally I got Prismatic Shard 😞🔥
lavish socket
Finally I got Prismatic Shard 😞🔥
Nom nom nom
coarse phoenix
I wish there were a way to kill in this game. Bye Bye Joja!
frigid epoch
well you can with monsters in the mines
jovial shore
you know how to use it?
Yeah I took a Galaxy sword with it
lavish socket
Or you could donate it to gunther
jovial shore
Or you could donate it to gunther
I did it once before and regretted it
fossil sail
Genuinely WHAT i need to do with those shards
I already have a sword, donated it to gunter
And there's still 6 more
neat fog
is there a version of him with facial hair but bald on top
jovial shore
And there's still 6 more
Give me🙏🏻
fossil sail
Skull Cavern rush was good
lavish socket
I already have a sword, donated it to gunter
They’re a universal loved gift except from haley
Also selling them gives a buck or two
jovial shore
It can be used to make clothes in a sewing machine.
neat fog
Genuinely WHAT i need to do with those shards
Save them for later in the game, trust, theres something (which i cant discuss in this channel) you might need them for
proud meadow
Why.
frigid epoch
you could like sell them but if youre rich enough jsut give it to anyone except Haley
neat fog
i have an absurd amount of them and i just sell them atp
lavish socket
Save them for later in the game, trust, theres something (which i cant discuss i...
Yea. There’s one thing i didnt mention and i cant mention it here
proud meadow
i have an absurd amount of them and i just sell them atp
Genuinely HOW are yall getting so many prismatic shards and i cant find one
frigid epoch
get the luck and the stuff
neat fog
I honestly dont even know
Also i think you can trade them for ||magic rock candies at the desert trader||
frigid epoch
yes you need 3
proud meadow
Now... how the fuck do i get them
fossil sail
Genuinely HOW are yall getting so many prismatic shards and i cant find one
RUSH CAVERN
frigid epoch
at mines with sand
fossil sail
BOMB THE SHIT OUT OF IT
frigid epoch
wait isnt saying || skull cavern || a spoiler
neat fog
Deep ||skull cavern dives|| are just the best way to get em. Not staircasing everywhere, actually clearing out floors
yes it is
frigid epoch
i think you culd get them for a microscopic chance at an omnigeode??
proud meadow
So no matter what. I need luck
proud meadow
frigid epoch
and the booms
proud meadow
My luck fucking sucks
jovial shore
My luck fucking sucks
+1
frigid epoch
then you need to get the luck or you are fuck(ed)
hushed locust
https://tenor.com/view/tanjiro-gif-27445424
proud meadow
then you need to get the luck or you are fuck(ed)
No no. I mean even with luck boost, I just cant get shit
frigid epoch
I havent even gotten to this point yet
proud meadow
Not even just stardew, the universe just hates me
proud meadow
Ill be in year 102 before I get a single shard lol
frigid epoch
what is the possibility of a new character in 1.7
fossil sail
what is the possibility of a new character in 1.7
I would love to see a new town layout
frigid epoch
school would be cool
proud meadow
what is the possibility of a new character in 1.7
Like... 3.1415926%
frigid epoch
so pie
proud meadow
Yeah
frigid epoch
so a baker
frigid epoch
i mean Emily
proud meadow
Besides the hippy
fossil sail
We need Gunter as a character
frigid epoch
yes
proud meadow
We need Gunter as a character
Huh?
frigid epoch
he is not human if he doesnt even move around or have hearts as a whole
maiden schooner
I definitely want to see it. He looks so cool
proud meadow
like Gunther becomes an actual character
Ngl, I forgot he existed
frigid epoch
lol
proud meadow
Didn't think it was spoiler cus of the letters he sends you
frigid epoch
i mean ig
hybrid mural
Make ||Mr, Qi|| a romance character fr
Who is that spoilered, Clint?
maiden schooner
The ||guy with weird looking fruit ||
frigid epoch
no its || guy with Qi ||
proud meadow
Also ||skull caverns|| aint too much of a spoiler anymore because it's outright said in a secret note, which you dont need to do any of cc at all to get
gloomy oasis
Yeah I got those letters in my first year
neat fog
Make ||Mr, Qi|| a romance character fr
I WISH.
i dont think itll happen but god. it would be nice.
neat fog
but hey if not have you guys heard of this mod called friendable ||mr qi||
stoic pawn
Make ||Mr, Qi|| a romance character fr
I'll even take Marlon as one too
frigid epoch
yeah thats reasonable
neat fog
i want gunther and marlon as romanceables so badly
neat fog
i wish gunther was a real npc
stoic pawn
i want gunther and marlon as romanceables so badly
I love Marlon, I think he'd be a really interesting character as a romanceable option
frigid epoch
i like the concept of him immediately returning a lost item for free of your choice
novel thistleBOT
@frigid epoch You leveled up to Cowpoke. You can now share images in all channels!
hybrid mural
Fall bgm s depressing
neat fog
cowgrats!!!
proud meadow
The 'ol mariner as an npc
hybrid mural
i like the concept of him immediately returning a lost item for free of your cho...
Cowgrats
proud meadow
<@1483356959552831529> You leveled up to Cowpoke. You can now share images in al...
Nice
frigid epoch
thanks governor man
proud meadow
Gg
proud meadow
The 'ol mariner as an npc
I mean like, that you can friend them
frigid epoch
so im a cow now.
proud meadow
so im a cow now.
No, you poke cows
frigid epoch
what
proud meadow
A cowpoke
proud meadow
Nah, you just poke them for no reason (lol)
frigid epoch
ok ok
theres alot of NPCs that would be cool if they were mobile
like the || Chef Guy || during the || Desert Festival ||
neat fog
milking them?
i misread the channel and thought this was #modded-stardew and made this bc i was gonna joke about everyone mentioning milking again but then you actually had it in a reasonable context
heres this anyways
frigid epoch
lol
proud meadow
shut mason
its the patrick reference from spongebob movie!!!
frigid epoch
pufferfish what
frigid epoch
what can you do once you unlock higher levels of Stardew Valley
frigid epoch
what thingd
dusk rover
you unlock new crafting recipes and perks
frigid epoch
yeah your still Cowpoke to
proud meadow
frigid epoch
oh do you just get more stickers and images
proud meadow
What does the farm computer do (in game, not the bot on discord)
proud meadow
We both are man
frigid epoch
we both are cow pokers
proud meadow
We both poke cows
devout elbow
i want gunther and marlon as romanceables so badly
I want Marlon and Marnie together romantically
neat fog
What does the farm computer do (in game, not the bot on discord)
shows you a bunch of stats about your farm! watered crops, crops ready in the ||greenhouse||, pieces of hay in your silo, etc etc
it can be useful sometimes but i have it as decor lmao
neat fog
I want Marlon and Marnie together romantically
real shit
frigid epoch
Lewis and Shane
proud meadow
shows you a bunch of stats about your farm! watered crops, crops ready in the ||...
So basically... a machine for if you are lazy
proud meadow
You can just go look.
devout elbow
So basically... a machine for if you are lazy
Well no because you can save time by not checking on things that don't need checked on
neat fog
especially saves time in multiplayer where you cant just pause time
devout elbow
Considering time is the most finite resource in the entire game, I think anything that saves it is good
Well finite
In a per day way
Like obviously you can play forever and ever
proud meadow
Tho you waste time in getting the materials for it
neat fog
I only craft it if i randomly stumble upon a dwarf gadget via geodes or dirt in the mines
shut mason
Tho you waste time in getting the materials for it
i mean you can just look at the progress of things on your farm and reset the day but we all know we wont do that
the machine is just a qol
proud meadow
i mean you can just look at the progress of things on your farm and reset the da...
Says who?
You cant stop me (lol)
Just like you also cant stop me from using the dehydrator on myself! HAHA
frigid epoch
why
proud meadow
Why not
(Was gonna make a joke but I won't cus it wouldn't be appropriate for here)
frigid epoch
why
proud meadow
Say in dm's?
frigid epoch
alr
ornate roost
@hybrid mural april is already end 
ionic spoke
https://tenor.com/view/may-nsync-justin-timberlake-gonna-gif-5394189
ITS ALMOST THE END OF SPRING GUYS! PLANT YOUR CROPS BEFORE THEY DIE OUT YIPPPPIEEEE
ionic spoke
ok is it just me or does 2030 sound...like rlly weird and its crazy its like 4 yrs away
spiral temple
ok is it just me or does 2030 sound...like rlly weird and its crazy its like 4 y...
wanna play stardew valley bruv?
hybrid mural
<@128439963866890240> april is already end <a:aSDVpufferbonk:1130596029805367347...
Youre alive again 
ionic spoke
wanna play stardew valley bruv?
maybe i havent like played the end game much
ornate roost
Youre alive again <:EssexPunch:1031484030761312276>
A bit but still doing my project
spiral temple
i dont even know how to start lol
ripe needle
jared says hi
frigid epoch
hi
hollow drift
Hi jared
shut mason
how many sheds should i have?
undone bough
depends what you wanna do w them, ive found two to be a good enough number
shy glacier
Is there a way to skip the aquarium
undone bough
in the CC?
shut mason
depends what you wanna do w them, ive found two to be a good enough number
oh alr
shy glacier
in the CC?
Yes
summer coral
Hi I play Stardew valley 😸
shy glacier
Haha.... no
But fishing is so annoying
proud meadow
But fishing is so annoying
Ik man ik
shy glacier
You do nothing and then it turns out it had to be raining
proud meadow
It does suck
shy glacier
Wait I can just buy the fish!
shy glacier
I know it is possible to complete the CC without fishing so it must be possible
I could use a cat right?
shy glacier
I'm already 4 years in
torn quail
I'm already 4 years in
no matter how much you hate fishing you would 100% rather do fishing than waiting for every single CC fish to appear in the cart lol
also cats do not give every fish you would need
shy glacier
no matter how much you hate fishing you would 100% rather do fishing than waitin...
I'm very good at not doing the easy thing
shy glacier
also cats do not give every fish you would need
Can the cart and cat combined do it
shut mason
I know it is possible to complete the CC without fishing so it must be possible
do u just hate fishing or seeing what fishes you need to fish each season?
maiden tiger
You can get better. Practice Practice Practice
torn quail
Can the cart and cat combined do it
cart on its own does it
shy glacier
cart on its own does it
Oh so I can do it without petting my dog
maiden tiger
Post game will hurt you then
torn quail
Oh so I can do it without petting my dog
yeah
shy glacier
Post game will hurt you then
Wha
torn quail
but also just
relying on cart for anything in a non-challenge run is an absolute pain
torn quail
let alone for every single fish
shy glacier
Bought fish dont count as caught, they wont appear in your collection tab
I don't care about that I'm just trying to finish the CC
torn quail
lowk
with getting every fish from cart
ur gonna get bored and quit before u get all the CC fish
would almost guarantee
maiden tiger
If you end at cc completion then sure ig it doesnt matter
torn quail
it just takes such an awfully long amount of time where ur not really doing anything other than going outside and checking the cart
maiden tiger
ur gonna get bored and quit before u get all the CC fish
Gonna start getting close to the Y button to just sleep
shut mason
I don't care about that I'm just trying to finish the CC
it takes max 2 days each season (excludng waiting for the rain)
shy glacier
it takes max 2 days each season (excludng waiting for the rain)
So I'd have to wait until year 5?!
torn quail
So I'd have to wait until year 5?!
youll be waiting until year 8-10 with cart
shut mason
nothing we can do about it
shy glacier
youll be waiting until year 8-10 with cart
Ok but fishing takes more physical time
maiden tiger
-# it really doesnt..
torn quail
Ok but fishing takes more physical time
1 year of fishing twice a season would honestly be faster than 4-6 years of checking hte cart 8 times a season
torn quail
good idea
tight flicker
personally not a fan of fishing but its cool sometimes
summer coral
Hi I'm new here 😸
tight flicker
lmfao
hybrid mural
No don't change that, 
tight flicker
reacting ||perfection|| takes me a while
i'll update when i get it
so far on 13 yrs
no point blabbing it on my nickname
torn quail
from what i remember it used to be wayyyy more common for people here to have like
shut mason
so far on 13 yrs
whats your goal if your gonna keep going
tight flicker
whats your goal if your gonna keep going
after ||perfection||? no idea
tight flicker
no idea when that largely stopped
alr alr i'll put it back
shut mason
after ||perfection||? no idea
oh alr
maiden tiger
reacting ||perfection|| takes me a while
!checkthepins
novel thistleBOT
shut mason
prolly keep it just to visit lol
good idea
tight flicker
!checkthepins
fixed :D
lavish socket
stardew valley
frigid epoch
is that stardew valley
lavish socket
No its ||why are you looking at this||
split matrix
hi guys
maiden schooner
Hello!
hybrid mural
Hello kazuk
split matrix
everyone doing good?
smoky patrol
Should I beat the game first normal then do modded or just do modded right away since it can add a lot?
brazen anvil
Hello, I just joined. Would anyone like to play Stardew Valley together?
maiden schooner
everyone doing good?
I'm doing fine but no stardew mood today
shut mason
Should I beat the game first normal then do modded or just do modded right away ...
do wtv you want, as long as your experienced the vanilla game feel first
split matrix
who do you guys think that's the best to marry??
maiden schooner
Should I beat the game first normal then do modded or just do modded right away ...
I think starting normal first, there is a lot of content you can learn so when jump to modded it wont be overwhelming!
maiden schooner
who do you guys think that's the best to marry??
I don't have a marriage life so I cant say but I live with sewer best friend
split matrix
I don't have a marriage life so I cant say but I live with sewer best friend <:S...
thats so nice
sounds cool
mossy prawn
Hi
mossy prawn
who do you guys think that's the best to marry??
Seb imo
tropic mountain
who do you guys think that's the best to marry??
Follow your heart
hybrid mural
who do you guys think that's the best to marry??
Haley
tropic mountain
(Penny is mine)
shy hollow
Anyone want to start a long term farm with me on ps5?
lavish socket
(Penny is mine)
Take her. Im taking Emily
hushed locust
who do you guys think that's the best to marry??
Emily
split matrix
Anyone want to start a long term farm with me on ps5?
oooh, i do love to
what you all think about harvey??
Harvey
the doc
hybrid mural
S tier male spouse
lavish socket
what you all think about harvey??
I eat an apple every day
shy hollow
oooh, i do love to
Ok add me
Begalgray-psn
split matrix
I eat an apple every day
kkkk
shy hollow
Ok
split matrix
When we get in a ps party we will figure out the settings and all that
yeahh
shy hollow
What’s your psn
shy hollow
hold let me copy it
Are you on PlayStation or Xbox
shy hollow
Anyone want to start a long term farm with me on ps5?
^
split matrix
: ((
shy hollow
Anyone want to start a long term farm with me on ps5? <———PLAYSTATION 5
THE FITFH PRODIGAL SON OF SONY
proud meadow
Anyone want to start a long term farm with me on ps5? <———PLAYSTATION 5
Console doesn't have co-op i thought
Also #1139016532966506576
Not in this chat. :).
livid rain
i feel like this is the least chill chill game ive ever played
hollow drift
Console doesn't have co-op i thought
There's no crossplay in Stardew, but every console has co-op
livid rain
days kinda feel too fast ngl
shy hollow
Console doesn't have co-op i thought
It does have a co op
hollow drift
i feel like this is the least chill chill game ive ever played
Why, is it too chaotic or?
livid rain
like im moving 95% of the time to try to get to everything before 12
hollow drift
days kinda feel too fast ngl
Sometimes, yea
livid rain
ofc it helps a lot once you get like sprinklers and stuff then you get a bunch of free time but yea its kinda rough at the start
feels like im speedrunning some days lol
ionic spoke
i should play vanilla....but even with modded i suffer from restarting over and over-
hollow drift
i should play vanilla....but even with modded i suffer from restarting over and ...
Hahah, I have like 3 pc saves 🤭
ionic spoke
Hahah, I have like 3 pc saves 🤭
yea plus i barely get past spring yr 1....or like...frozen mines
hollow drift
Its okay, I had the same issue
Then I felt like.. The URGE to play Stardew and now Im obsessed hahah
ionic spoke
fair lol
devout elbow
Tbh when I first got the game, I barely played it. I got too overwhelmed at first. I took a break for months, and I've been playing it at least once a week since February or so
random breach
I gave the bouquet to Haley!!
devout elbow
WWWWWW congrats!!
random breach
WWWWWW congrats!!
Thank you!!!
devout elbow
You're welcome 
hybrid mural
Leaving this here for shane's fans
hollow drift
I gave the bouquet to Haley!!
yayayayay! Also hi :)
hollow drift
Leaving this here for shane's fans
He's so gangster hahah
twin quartz
Let it be know, that I was, I am and I always will be a day one Triple T fan. From the moment he was generated by AI to the moment he sacrificed himself to stop his creator. Thank you Triple T for stopping AI slop
echo basin
hollow drift
Let it be know, that I was, I am and I always will be a day one Triple T fan. Fr...
We can't talk about AI here
Be careful hah
hybrid mural
He's so gangster hahah
I'm letting him shine for once in a blue moon
echo basin
Let it be know, that I was, I am and I always will be a day one Triple T fan. Fr...
If you wanna talk about AI, at here. #programmers-off-topic
twin quartz
I'm not looking to have a serious conversation about AI, I was being unserious
just using a meme
basically
echo basin
Oh i see
glacial holly
"Anyone who ships 100 Radishes by... etc" What to they mean by shipping? Where should I put em
hollow drift
"Anyone who ships 100 Radishes by... etc" What to they mean by shipping? Where s...
Shipping bin at front of the farm
hybrid mural
The small box you sell things overnight
glacial holly
Ah the one that sells everything? Ok
hollow drift
Yesyes
hybrid mural
Yes it can also sell your spouse
glacial holly
XD
hollow drift
Yes it can also sell your spouse
No way, imagine
I'm gonna marry Alex this save
I have the most hearts with him so it'll take less time and he's sweet, and I've never done him before
hybrid mural
I have the most hearts with him so it'll take less time and he's sweet, and I've...
And you're gonna sell him off? 
hexed iris
I have the most hearts with him so it'll take less time and he's sweet, and I've...
are you playing as a female farmer?
hollow drift
And you're gonna sell him off? <:SDVsobastian:566974623003049984>
Nahh, I'll keep him
hollow drift
are you playing as a female farmer?
Yes, why
hexed iris
he's so awful to female farmers
hexed iris
oh no
hollow drift
Oh oh oh
hexed iris
misogynistic
hexed iris
He's gay? :O
tho many have said that his gay awakening arc is nice
devout elbow
Leaving this here for shane's fans
I love this!!
hollow drift
tho many have said that his gay awakening arc is nice
I seee.. so it's non-canon that he's gay? Just a player theory thing?
Unless its game confirmed
random breach
yayayayay! Also hi :)
Hi Lexi!
devout elbow
I seee.. so it's non-canon that he's gay? Just a player theory thing?
I mean Alex will date and marry female farmer, but he treats male farmers better
hollow drift
Well you're still gonna keep him? <:feelsfunnyman:1355934060157079802>
I dunno, Seb or Abigail, who to marry
hybrid mural
I love this!!
I was surprised when i saw him too
random breach
Lexi I accomplished all my goals :3
hybrid mural
I dunno, Seb or Abigail, who to marry
I say Abigail
random breach
I dunno, Seb or Abigail, who to marry
I say Seb!
hybrid mural
She will eat your rocks
brazen whale
let the spouse wars commence
hexed iris
I seee.. so it's non-canon that he's gay? Just a player theory thing?
i think for all of the NPCs in game like they're written to love you no matter which gender you're playing as
alex however (romance arc/sexuality aside) is written to be misogynistic (e.g. saying things like "if you weren't a girl i'd ask you to play catch")
devout elbow
I was surprised when i saw him too
His fit is so good 🔥🔥 extremely rare time he's not wearing a jacket
hybrid mural
let the spouse wars commence
Gotta spill your pick
brazen whale
I gotta say Harvey or Alex
hexed iris
sunscreen line always makes me raise my eyebrows
hybrid mural
!harvey
novel thistleBOT
brazen whale
yeah it's awkward
hexed iris
tho alex will always remain the most punchable for me
brazen whale
but also have you considered all of Shane's dialogue
brazen whale
tho alex will always remain the most punchable for me
real
hexed iris
i have grace for shane's character, tho not interested in pursuing him romantically
tho tbf, i am not interested in any of them haha
devout elbow
but also have you considered all of Shane's dialogue
He joked about sending our kids to a Joja work camp. Almost made me want to divorce him
hollow drift
Lexi I accomplished all my goals :3
YAYY Im so proud
hexed iris
He joked about sending our kids to a Joja work camp. Almost made me want to divo...
omg LOL
hybrid mural
Umm guys there's Alex's near-future spouse right here
brazen whale
i have grace for shane's character, tho not interested in pursuing him romantica...
One time out of sheer curiosity, I read through his married dialogue on the wiki, and he was so icky
he's just gross
hexed iris
One time out of sheer curiosity, I read through his married dialogue on the wiki...
that's very unfortunate