#stardew-valley
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hi
Yea sure
Hey
are any of the other ones better or bull is best?
^
Large mouth bass is also gud
ok ill try both and see then thx
Sleepy rn, you?
On rainy day, catfish is wayyy better but that's river
yea i fished for catfish the past 2 days with rain, but no rain today so gotta go mountain now
Hi everyone, I'm new here
I've never had this problem, probable because i use deluxe baits
Is this a safe space to ask if i should marry Harvey or Haley?
Thank you kind stranger
nods
i have a problem with restarting my saves...
also who is everyones preferred partner that they choose?
Abigail and if anyone says the same, the last thing you'll see is the edge of my infinity gavel an inch away from your face
yhis game is frustrating me so bad i rhink im gonna cry omg
Spoilers
Where do I get a pale ale
i would say Abigail but i had a friend that i played with before that always took her so i had to choose someone else...
INFINITY GAVELLLL
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Guys where on earth can I put a cat tree
Anywhere you want
||can you place prismatic shards inside a crystallarium?||
can you meet the wizard for junimo language unlock, on egg festival day?
If I did pirate for a fishing prof, does that mean I find treasure chests more often while fishing, or like actual treasure chests worth hella money?
bruh moment
Yea
its not that easy lol
|| is it worth it to use the prismatic shard in calico desert? or should i keep it for something else? ||
worth
to me its worth
wait why
Yes. ||Galaxy sword||, hella strong weapon
|| good for completing the mines in calico desert? ||
Yes
||you get the galaxy hammer and dagger unlocked at the adventurers guild too||
wowowow
Although obsidian sword is good for a while too
which is best for ||the mines ||there, between the three of them?
Obsidian sword is good for the mines. Once you get pris shard tho, get the ||galaxy sword||
||hammer for more damage but slower swings. dagger for less damage but faster swing. and the sword is a bit in between. i go for the sword||
i thought u guys meant that once i go || between the three pillars in calico desert i unlock all three of those new weapons ||
Sword is great
nooo
No, just the ||galaxy sword||
The other weapons you buy at the Adventurer's Guild, you have to save up for them then buy them
OHHHHHHHHHH
yea
like they’re just already available?
yep
you think it’s worth it to purchase them?
but expensve
Yeah, after you get ||galaxy sword||, they're there
Whatever suits your fighting style more, all about preference and damage count
Speed is affected as well as damage count
So whichever you like best
were the voice channels removed?
I think so, yeah
Too many people here and too hard to moderate
ah that sucks:/ but understandable
Yeahh
What’s the easiest way to get iridium without going to sc
Because I die on like floor 8
Where can I get a scarecrow
You can craft them at farming level 1, also buy them from festivals and what not
I’m in year 4 and don’t have any
Bring food and a better weapon, other than that, try opening magma or omni geodes
My weapon is the purple sword and is wine good enough
i just unlocked the shortcut to the mines and the town, is there any way to get one for the beach? Also what are the best places to put crab pots?
No, sell wine, eat cheese or somethin'
I only get 1 cheese a day though
But I love moo moo and I want them to have their own deluxe barn
why are you selling fiber...
OH DEAR GOD
I had to do something with it
yeah. like make scarecrows 😭
Yeah, make a scarecrow 
beat me to it
The crows don’t take that much
im just that good
And I grow a lot
You can get different scarecrows at like the fair, festival of ice, flower dance, etc.
Is there any way to get the museum one back if I accidentally deleted it
Check the lost and found in lewis' house for it maybe
night market apparently
Brother you got some whack ass save going on
then. dont

youre operating on a different plane of existence rn
Everything is level 10 other than fishing at level 3, I have no iridium or scarecrows, and I only farm cauliflowers, melons, and pumpkins
ill go marry leah now
Hi girls and guys ! I was wondering : do you anything about the phrase in the night saying « an explosion has been heard throughout the night.. » ?
I think meteor
Metorite on your farm
Very good
What does it imply ?
Iridium
thats the meteorite. it gives iridium and maybe prismatic shard when you mine
Roughly 2 bars of iridium
Ohhh greatttt thank you so much may juminos turn your pillow at night so you get cold side everytime
I don’t have a pillow
Of course you don't
ok you gotta be rage baiting now
Bro sleeps on a bed of nails
Chat I'm kinda panicking where do I get just 2 hardwood (tried secret forest already)
Stumps or those log things
Large stumps on your farm give hardwood if you've upgraded your axe
you need it immediately?
I think trees
Gonna have to go to the ||SW|| again tomorrow
like you cant wait till the next day?
Also I have mahogany seeds but I had no idea those were hardwood
Yeah but they take time to grow
Aw ;-; so cooked, there's a final day quest and I had to upgrade my axe at the time
And before that my pick

next time !
ok but why have you not leveled up fishing
i picked rancher, what's a good way to make money?
Tiller would have been better for money
best way to make money is to switch your profession
to late
it's a serious question, what's a good way to make money as a rancher?
It's not too late
can switch in the sewers i believe
since my friend took tiller we decided to have different profession so we can earn more
i'm playing co op
That's the same reason why i picked crab pot over fishes price
Having a bunch of cows is probably best early game
What about mayonase?
Cheese is better
i see
ah i see.so youre doing shared money i assume?
Mayo still good tho
we arleady have chicken and a mayonaise machine
yeah
we didn't even meant to, the game wasn't clear about that
oohh ok that makes sense
we picked shared house, apparently it wasn't a shared house
but it's to late we arleady played a game year
something that is broken is that, if i do one of the important missions that you unlock later in the game they count like we both did them and earn double
Fishing not fun
you could do it with crab pots
That takes a ton of iron though
2 per pot
I use it all for kegs
youre truly an enigma. i respect you
I have (almost) completed the community centre other than that one room
Just a duck feather and a truffle and I’m done
@surreal ivy pack it in thanks
oh right, since i unlocked the crab pot instead of fishing at level 5 i get to do it with 2 copper instead of iron, and since my friend is the one that farm and fish and i instead go to the mines and fight monsters i have a LOT of ores and monster loot
I have no copper either because that’s used for kegs
Gold however
Can I make it with gold
Hellooo
Hi
Hi!! Why carrots?
yeah crab pots have only 1 version
which is a shame
They taste nice
we should be able to upgrade them
Better than key
like the rarer it is the more stuff it can take
No keys do taste nice
at their peak so an iridum crab pot they could take 4 things that would give 20 xp kinda like fishing
4 is a big number
Experience
Oh lord
I don't it's just an idea
I made it to summer of year 2 
because crab pots or their profession need an uograde to make them more fair
Gj!
why u sad?
I don't know what to do
once u start following guides and grinds and whatev. u lose the fun part
How do I get to the JoJa corp levels of greed though
!p
Peach and Pomegranate are the most profitable fruit saplings to purchase from Pierre.
love ❤️

hellloooo everynyan !!!

idk
||i kicked joja out of town||
u escape from working at joja just to work at joja... what's the point.
wasg any goth mommies around?
We used to work for JoJa why would we go and get their membership 😭
exactly 
EXCUSE ME - Technoblade

oh wait I know what to do
spend all my money on starfruit seeds

and then eat all the starfruits
do we still get achievements when using mods or no
I'm at like 60k I can justify it
just need to get kegs though and then my starfruit wine empire will begin
Gus my friend you aren't going out of business anymore soon

I've been saving all my foraging items in a chest so uhm
nah
hii
Same lolol...been hoarding lots of things in my shed
If I plant lets say wheat on the last day of spring
since it grows in the summer, will it be there?
to get secret note 20 do i need to do the other
When you talk to people, there’s a symbol on the bottom right corner of the image’s character (it can be a purple star, a red dot, or a purple dot too etc.): does anyone know what this is ?
Heart level
cries in procrastinating playing the game...
I think that's at 6 heart level
Is there a mod that fixes the table item duping glitch? My friends keep doing it even I told them to stop to 
best thing is to wait for a patch
or get new friends to play with /j
what do i have to do to make my save on xbox transferable to playstation
i’ll sell my kidney if possible

PLEASE DEVS
PLEEAAASSSEEEEE
Just starting. Finally caved on $5🤣🤣
welcome, hope u enjoy the game
Whats wrong with a restart
It's actually pretty impressive to hold out for that long
I know this game is gem since 1.1 and bought as soon as there's any discount
i had stardew in my steam for 7 years before i even touched it
friend got me it on release and i was like naaah doesnt look good
boy was i wrong
Way to hold out
yea
so uh what exactly does the slime hutch do. Like I get that the slimes drop eggs and you incubate for more slimes but what purpose do they have? Do they drop slime once killed then you sell that? Do you sell the eggs?
redoing over 100 hours
i like my previous farm :(((
i don’t wanna
But you can still play it and start on a new farm type witb remixed bundles
idk i just like the regular map
i got the 4 farm one
Have ypu tried the other ones
My personal favorite.
no but i still don’t like the idea of starting again
Each to their own
and i’m just used to the first map
all fruit on each cuz i have a winery
i’m still waiting to play it once they let me transfer saves
I tend to complete cc and marry abigail then restart
She's been my only choice in ten years of playing
EASY GIFTS TOO
yea just spam her the amethyst
i miss her
ur better off selling the eggs and not incubating them
You can always do standard map with remixed bundles. For a new experience
and dont forget she likes pumpkins
oki ty!
She's normally at 10 hearts before I can even plant a pumpkin
i usually start gaining hearts with her on bday
I start on spring 6 with gifting amethyst most runs
also i hate shane and i hate penny
people want those two cuz they feel sorry for them
While I would like to be able to transfer saves. This isnt just something in game to solve. But also a thing to solve between mobile, pc, Xbox, Playstation, and nintendo to let happen easier.
Or ca needs to let us create accounts that let us transfer saves. But that comes with its own costs.
nah nah nah
Leah
(jokes aside though Abigail and Leah are S tier for me)
i think you can convert a switch save to pc save
My problem with penny is even after getting to know her she doesnt open up about her problems and beats herself up.
yea shes like an emo country girl
Shane i dont have any strong feelings for. He is just there. Beating himself up iver history.
George and Haley I dislike because of how they are at the start. They are quite rude for the first few hearts. While George has a reason. I just dont like it. Dont like it when anyone treats someone they just emt that rudely.
Im not saying Shane isnt rude. But he is trying to isolate himself. Which should be a strike. But it isnt. As someone isolating themselves to me is a they arent bothering me if I dont bother them. So it doesnt upset me like it does with George who is meeting all this new people is a pain. Like he and to go out of his way to do so. And the first thing Haley says is insulting you about your outfit. Which always feels wrong to me.
can i ask something? i added a dateable caroline mod, and i have it downloaded and all, but when i try to add it, its like smapi doesnt even see it as a mod, should i extract, turn it into a file?
You need to extract it from a .zip yeah
hii
Hola
I mean, at least George apologizes
He does. But I still dont like the start
Haley did nothing wrong
What is her first thing she says when you talk to her
fixed it, thanks
doesnt she complain about living there or something?
Her first line if you talk before giving a gift is
“Oh... you're that new farmer [boy/girl], aren't you? Huh? Oh... I'm Haley. Hmm... If it weren't for those horrendous clothes you might actually be [cute/pretty]. Actually, nevermind.”
"you'd actually be cute if it weren't for those horrendous clothes" or something like that
Its an insult. Being dressed a bit nicely.
She has no filter man
No filter is not a good reason to be rude to someone you just met
is it hating on hayley hours?
I'm just saying she has no filter, it's literally what I hate about her
count me in

hiiii wuni
Hola
It's also one of the reasons why I always marry Alex in every savefile
Alex who always makes a comment about the farmer beign a girl if you play as one
This isnt just no filter but a lack of social understanding. And a lack of basic respect to strangers.
I never play as a girl lol
Alex is mean to me, so i make sure to give him stone as gifts
I'm always there to be his gay awakening
I thin kthere are plenty of people who have social understanding and act this irl. They just think its okay to be rude cause they are hot/popular/rich etc
Doesnt make them right
He's mean? Shane and Haley are right there
Makes them an asshole if anything
I dont like them either
And i hate it from them as well. I dont like it anywhere.
Wizard my beloved
It should've been him, and not cl*nt
chat, can we catch carp in winter
Nah instead of candy and clint. The witch and wizard. Bring the wizards ex wife
I think so
in the wiki carp was placed under winter fish category but winter wasnt mentioned in description
i dont care about perch gng, i need carp rn 😔
I forgor
doesnt every npc say smt rude atleast once tho? or is that me making stuff up again?
some are more rude that others
only shane, some of them are rude if you give gifts they dont like
I dont remember abigail saying one rude thing to you nor gus. Dont even suggest gus does
Like Sebastian just says "I dont really know you"
It's kinda funny that I see a lot of accounts here that have cat pfp
well initially shane, he warms up later iirc
I dont
Jas is kinda the same "You're a stranger" or something
The only time the witch is seen is whenever she does something to your farm
so i guess no one knows if carp can be caught in winter 
Yes bring her more into the game. Let us get to know her. And one up.the wizard
How would you romance someone you can't interact with
Im pretty sure they can
Got the secret woods if so then yes. If no then no
They don't even have romance between them
Thats why I say bring her mkre I to the valley
so they all can be rude or?
nope
No. Not gus. Gus doesnt say anything rude even if you give hi. Something g he hates
Gus is the most wholesome character in the valmey
Gus for mayor
Gus being rude doesnt computer. He is even willing g to feed the homeless for free
Ig theres also kinda Linus but like its more weariness then rude
The witch is better as a merchant but is similar to Gunter (you can't interact with and just stands behind the counter)
i do remember seeing the modded stardew valley expanded and wanted to go for sophia but the person i was watching went to talk to her and she said smt abt the farmers stinky clothes i think
that doesnt count, its a mod
But Pierre and Lewis i dislike the most.
you were right, thanks man
No problem
thats fair but it sucked bc it was a character that seemed interesting to me but turned out can be mean just like if someone was interested in hailey before talking to her then talking and reading all her mean comments
willy would make a great husband ngl
"a man after me own heart"
But ill be honest even with sandy and clint being added as marriage candidates in the next update im nkt gonna be getting with them.
It's kinda like he's starting to catch feelings lol
I mean it's not necessary to do it
ima divorce abby for sandy
I am looking at the new mods in nexus. And someone made a mod where your money drains from you every 1p in game minutes. That sounds terrible
blehhh
this isnt the channel for that topic. dont want you to get fussed at
Probably good for challenge
Anyways, #modded-stardew exists
Would you go into debt though
Do t know dont care. Not gonna get it
i dunno
what costs ?? 😭
i don’t see any downsides
lots of games have transferable accounts
why not this ?
It isnt a cost on us. Per say. But there are logistics behind transferring saves between consoles that go beyond just the company that made the game
For him to do such a thing. Ca would meed to set up his own servers to make it possible. And talk witb the platforms. As it isnt as easy as I want it so I add it.
Plus this game was first a single player experience for pc alone. It just got more popular than what ca thought it would
that’s a shame
well hopefully it’ll happen soon
till then, i’m gonna have to wait still 😔
Midnight carp
I got one from the traveling merchant

!hayley
Hi
hi
I'm thinkign of starting up my third farm. This time, it'd be Riverlands. Or perhaps Hilltop. If I pick riverlands, what should I name it? And what should I name myself? Ernest? The HEmingway Farm?
IT's either one or the other.
I named my MEadowlands farm the Animal Farm. ANd I named myself Napoleon.
Hello 🙂
Are the animals the townfolks then 

Maybe fish n fish for riverlands
That sounds like a fish shop. Or a law firm.
Lol
But do you get the reference?
I almost do
Animal Farm (originally Animal Farm: A Fairy Story) is a satirical allegorical dystopian novella, in the form of a beast fable, by George Orwell, first published in England on 17 August 1945. It follows the mistreated anthropomorphic farm animals of Manor Farm as they rebel against their human master, and are hoping to create a society where all...
Hello 👋
Oh yes napoleon
He was the pig?
Its been ages since i read it
hruuu
The villainous allegory for Joseph Stalin. And now that I've typed that out, perhaps I should have gone with the name Snow Ball.
name one of your pigs Hamlet
gud
supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
Do you even know what it means?
does anyone watch malcom in the middle ?
It means "extraordinarily good," "wonderful," or "fabulous"
how does one use fishing tackles on mobile im confused
Need iridium rod
Yea its expensive
7500 g
Cost 7500 g to get so better start collecting
7.5k? ez
Damn rich oil baron cat
I only really upgrade to iridium rod when I got access to quality bobber

stardew's multiplayer?????
Just drag it on your iridium rod
understood, i just dont have that kinda rod rn
It has multiplayer on mobile too
sweet, good to know
You'll be able to get that one soon
I got mine around mid fall year 1
its winter year 1 for me...
Eh, doesn't matter, just play the game on your own pace
best i got rn is a fiberglass rod, the one where i can put baits n stuff
jared says that's totally fine
Anyways, I love it when I reach year 2 since I'm mid summer rn and I get at least 4k gold daily
Tackles aren't that good unless you're aiming for high difficulty fishes
is archeological thingy even worth it, im just giving away stuff just for what seems useless
i got a god damn teddy bear for one of my rewards...
jared says museum has some neat rewards
Stardew Valley
ok jared
jared says the best would probably be ||the key to the sewers and if you finish it, a stardrop||
k
how do you all feel about the new marriage candidates😁
Is nice I guess.
i never thought i would say this since hollow knight has been my favorite metroidvania since it came out, but the new yacht club game mina the hollower look more fun, i can't wait to play it
Hi
hi
Hello!
hihi
hiii
hruuu
hi
studying
I mean, I would look for any excuse to stop looking at whatever for study imo
Mmm potato
potato
Honestly I'd do same
What's X equals to Y
My honest reaction would be : nah f that I wanna know how to craft to generate more diamond
Hiii
potato
What are the best baits?
some are spoilers but using cork, Treasure, deluxe are great
Do you think is a good idea to use the mayor underpants to have infinite tackles? If yes what tackle should i pick?
sure
Sitting on a generational wealth of diamonds as a crop farmer currently
depends on what you need, treasure tackle is nice for treasure hunting with magnet bait and pirate class, Deluxe bait it would be the dressed tackle or Cork
trap bobber if your not that good in fishing
Giveme or die
whats up its jared
down is cookie
My whole life is all trap bobber because I would be cooked by other fihs without it 
Cherry died he didnt give me a potato
Hello, I’m new too this server, and discord in general, nice too be here sorry if my messages read like emails lol
hola
how do you generate diamonds?
jared says through crystalllariums
Crystalarium
jared says you unlock it at mininh level 9 and it can duplicate any hems put into it
u will need to craft it
what are some good gem for the good gem for crystalarium?
diamonds
they are the best
just one u can start the whole entire factories
but slowly
jades
@ripe needle explain it to her
Sophie, Listen jades
i have to do something else rn
jared says jades are good for || getting stairs from the desert trader for sc runs|| and rubies are nice for ||spicy eels also from desert trader, also for sc runs|| and diamonds are good if you just want money
jade +1
but jared advises for jade to get it producing early on
jared says you can have possibly get 2 crystalariums before level 9! You get them through ||donating 50 things to the museum and completing the 25k vault bundle||
how much in game time do diamonds need to be made?
hmm it's an hard choice
should i go full money and get diamonds or jades?
don't i need just rocks to farm stairs
jared says 5 days
I think diamonds is worth it if you have gemologist as a profession
i gave potato now
Aloha
jared advises jades
Jades = staircases = iridium
jared says diamonds are nice but early one, jades are better
how do you even make stairs with jades?
jared says the main reason why ppl like to use jades is because || on sundays, you trade it for stairs in the desert, its really helpful because in the skull caverns, the deeper you go the more iridium there is, hence people use jades for stairs and then spam the stairs to get deep as they can||
it's more efficient if you use crystalarium
ohh okey
jared says mining for jades is not reliable method for jades, or for any gems
Yayyyyy, you have now signed your soul over to me :3
Hello, good morning, afternoon, or evening I am looking for help
Yeah, about 5-10 or more crystallariums
uh oh you have to change your name to jared advises now
So far I have about like 30-45 staircases
jared says no
okay
From my Jade
That’s a lot
I tried adding mods to my game and I have problems
jared says its not
You need as many staircases you can get
So far I have to be as conservative with them
I'm using Smapi
Oh yeah btw if you have 999 stone you only make like 10 staircases
That’s not enough at all
jared says it might be more appropriate to browse through #1272025932932055121 or ask in #modded-stardew
jared says he is not knowledgeable about modding so go there for more knowledgeable ppl
okay
Yeah I always use my first crystalarium for Jades cause staircase collection is the bane of my existence
I did have 999 all in my master slingshot
then i died and lost it
and idk where the adventurer guild even is
In the mountains near the mines
Yeah uhhh you purchase exploding ammo for the slingshot
It’s way better
who use normal slingshot ammo
fr?
you only go for explosive ammo only
tho i make mine instead of buying it
its expensive
iron bar + coal , it unlock with lv up in attack skill
the main problem is that me and my friend didn't know that the community center unlocked you stuff so me and my friend just started doing it this winter
btw
its not that bad
for the crab pot which bait is better?
the bait thats easiest for you
yeah we managed to make 1 book
recommend a worm bin first
it's between the deluxe and the double one linus give me
i use deluxe because i got 10 deluxe worm bin
tho i use too much moss , now i cant make them anymore
i want more mosssss~
hmm
i have no problem with deluxe baits
since when i go to the mines and farm for bug meat i'm able to make 100 baits in 4-5 hours
the problem is one
moss
i recommend wait until you make some worm bin first
they look good
i will make 10 or 15
when my friend join since he's the host of the world and he's at fishing level 9
we have like 70 moss right now
did you guy when throug the green rain
only once
ya thats when u get the most moss
it was like the 3rd or 4th day of spring can't remember
wait
i'm reading it happen only in the summer
then it must've been 4th of summer
yes, and only once in the summer
oh no wait
but no , it selected between the possible date
it say it only happen between 5 and 17
unless its the first i think
my memory is very bad
getting a tree farm should be on ur todo list
a tree farm? For moss?
we do actually have 2 orange tree seeds
oh okey
you want to tap the tree , use it for mushroom log and also moss
it also act as a wood resort when you need wood
i swore we could’ve used || jade || as currency in || calico desert || ?
you can trade it on sundays ||for staircases with the desert trader||
^
only sundays?
ye
any specific time?
nope, available all day
so i can go any time i want?
the store trade in different thing in set day
but they trade all day and only on the day too
okay because i thought i wasted my crystalarium
oh i thought it was the same thing everyday
its not big of a use if you only have a few of the crystalarium too
some things are available for trade everyday, e.g. ||rubies for spicy eels||

its only better if you get more of it later in game
ya i like the spicy eels trade too
wait so
what trades happen on what days
because i’m not sure what crystals i should keep or sell
omg i forgot about that sorry
i would keep jade, ruby and diamond


Good evening joja customers 
Hello what we can help you?
i love your petter
but i want to go the cc route first
would join you after i complete my first file
Thank you. Joja Corporation appreciate this
Bring back toji fushiguro
Buying joja membership is a wiser choice
than Pierre
Welcomee to Jojamart
hmmmm , very tempting offer for sure
but first i need to complete my first run with the little forest sprite
Bello
Nyellow~
How is everyones game going
Sure but dont forget to buy seeds from Joja. Joja seeds always the best. We promise your crops will go long, strong and ripe perfectly
Go. Go to Pierre /j
More expensive more quality.
Cheap Pierre only make you bankrupt
about to have a kid
Oooooooh exciting
I had both my kids before the end of year 2
oh~
umm, you get the event and then 2 weeks later the baby is born
interesting
then I forget the time frame for the other stages
i think it was summer 17 when the pop up came,
Joja sucks he didnt fulfill my request 😭
so 3 days left
What is your request?

Congratz 
He ||ded|| bro
BRING HIM BACK 
damn
why you stalkin?
This is outside Joja knowledge. We not doing some magical magic stuff. You need to ask wizard
IM BETTER THATS WHY
👀
that was an old account
WHERE IS WIZARD
WHAT IS WRONG WITH EVERYTHING

i dont stream anymore. im too old for that
HAHA YOUR OL-


Cat lady
omg
Better question, WHY THIS
this is not i am refering ....
Better question, WHY AM I LONELY
go out side and stop farming

I FARM OUTSIDE AND INSIDE
Better question, do you finished your homework?

Ok im just kidding 
Better question, WHY DID YOU SHIT ON MY TV
ok I think maybe it's time to stop this conversation
Meanie
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I still haven't got one even after the cut scene
i have a question , im pretty new to the game and i was wondering what the little opening was when u go up right after crossing the quarry bridge
These corporations are pissing me off
That would be a different mine
ohhh okay thank you
When you buy chicken and game asking you where to put the chicken, you can see the top screen, game will say chicken colour. If game said white or brown chicken, click esp or cancel. Keep repeating until you got ||blue|| chicken
Oh I know, I've just never tried
You should try
maybe tomorrow
||Blue|| chicken is life
Thats ||quarry dungeon||
I know Pierre is pissing ppl off
Exactly. He claimed all your hardwork.
yeah Pierre sucks
At least Joja put you as credit for whole bundle membership

Hellooo... How the festival of season?
Joja is still a slop corporation
tbh I dunno whos dumber, Pierre or the townsfolk
Like if u sell him iridium wine, he can say he found it while foraging in the mountains which is already so bad, but then the townsfolk buy it???
Have they no idea for health and safety???
how's it just okay to sell a bunch of wine you "find in the mountains" without a care in the world for if its safe or not?
Or if Pierre stole it from someone?
if my shopkeeper told me "oh yeah I found this entire boatload supply of iridium wine in the mountains" Id be leaving so quick
Just say it's imported or sm shit
do you get a scythe from it ?
More believable than "I found this while fighting bears in the mountains"
yeah, and even if u did find it while "foraging", that still doesnt give you any credit or anything, thats just saying you found it and finders = keepers
ur not getting any credit for making it
zero talent is needed to find stuff
If a local grocery store just said they imported a bit of wine from a place they probably never heard of or smth the people would probably be less suspicious
Like oh yeah, this wine is from faraway town or smth
or just say u brewed it urself at this point if u really want credit that bad
he takes credit for everything else
Like no one in Stardew is a wine snob, Pierre can get away with spewing a lot of bullshit about the quality
except maybe Marnie
shes probably picky about wine
or maybe Evelyn, I feel like she might be very wise about wine quality or something. Old people be smart like that
Marnie wouldn't snitch publicly probably
yeah
Lewis would probably go all in with Pierre bcs its good for the economy
Part of me wonders ||if Gus hadnt said the eggs came from our farm during the omlette scene that Marnie mightve taken credit or let people think she made them lol||
Evelyn would probably not care about alcohol at that age
abigail is best
true, but she probably knows her stuff lol
I dislike abigail personally lol
She would probably be the type of person to send a polite letter to Pierre abt it
Abigail is a gremlin
woah woah! Thats insulting to gremlins!
Doesn't Abigail mildly dislike her dad?
which dad?
Pierre
I think so
Based
I think its a "I love him, but I dont like him" situation
I hate the letter ur dad writes u if u the female farmer lol

I aint helping your retirement if u arent even putting in effort to acknoledge ur grandkids buddy
But Pierre wouldn't abuse children because it would be bad for his image
Why do u think he's closed on Wednesdays? /j
People would find out
Or not
Who knows really
I wonder what is Pierre’s stash
Its a small town, everyone would find out
definately not drogs, Caroline would be down for that if it was /j
Pelican town isn't even a town
Caroline has a terrifying smile
ever notice that she has this weird little '-' face on her neck?
Shes got a hostage smile imo
Caroline would genuinely kill Pierre if he abused her kid
Ok now I cant unsee it
I feel like Caroline is a crashout
Scariest smile next to Emily
Emily looks like a robot
Tbh Caroline deserves better than her family rn
Like if someone just punched her kid, she would instantly kill their bloodline
her eyes are just so blank 
Vincent having the eyes of a war veteran who got tortured for like a whole year
Vincent wants to be the flower queen someday
I tried giving Emily snack bar since that seems like the kinda squirrel food she'd like, but she didnt like it lol
Field snack
yea
Vincent looks like he snorts beer and drinks drugs
living and talking broccoli
Yeah only Alex likes Field Snacks
thats why he my goat
Vincent having pink hair is so funny cause Jodis sprite has brown hair and Kent has blonde hair
Is it really pink or red idk

My kids my favorite. Love my walking hat rack
Caroline was probably the one who bagged Pierre and not the other way around
i thought it was just an oversaturated brown
its pink
Yeah no im planning on sacrifice mine
That's just oversaturated brown
then Jodis picture has pink but her sprite has brown for some reason
What?
They are literally crawling decoration and I need a doll for donation
Vincent has slightly orange hair
yeah, probably to show his childlike nature
I wish I could dye the horse
plot twist, Vincent is the wizards daughter
Linus is the wizards daughter
At this point everyone is related to the wizard
vincent boutta hit them nae naes and explode the valley
hi guys
hiya
Hiii
ello
Hi
Hi
Hehehe
damn, even dusty?
Maybe
I have like 5 ancient seeds (and fruits I'm planning to seed) now
Still tho just curious is there any guaranteed way to get dolls instead of sacrificing children?
perhaps not entirely guaranteed
A prismatic shard is abit pricey and I havent donated mine yet
I don't have children
This is my third shard
Bobm, skull cavern
I need a pond for fish

What would you guys prefer for a second farm?
wdym?
Like increasing income ?
The style?
Well im planning to create a new save file once I achieve perfection on the current one
(Hopefully perfection isnt too bad)
Prop gonna take a while
I love trying to buy new animals, just for Marnie to use a microwave for the entire time her store's open for
I am here to be mad for no reason
hey guys ijust hot my first primatic shard from a level 2 slime
by that i mean a slime on normal mine level 2
NICCEEE
i know
if you're in year 2, you can buy ||a book that lets you buy animals without her there||
Marnie. Is. EVIL
im gonna get the gaxilite sword or what ever its called
Complains about having no money, but spends 9 outta 10 days away from her shop 
beach
tyy

Congrats
ty
From normal mines ?
Noice
Bro is sooo lucky
true
then I would try and rush a little on progress and get the best sword
i did

yo
yeah
can anyone join a game just so i can see if multiplayer is working properly after some some thinkering?
if its xbox
pc



