stardew-valley

[vast oxide]

crying in the club

[little mica]

IRELANDD

[lethal yoke]

Hii

[little mica]

IRELAAAANNNNNNDDDD

[ember hamlet]

Biying through robin

[glad ravine]

hey

[ember hamlet]

make robin marryable

[glad ravine]

how much does it cost

[little mica]

oh my shit our names are back

[glad ravine]

SHE ISNT??!

[little mica]

i mean role colors

[devout elbow]

As long as you have 8 you’re good. Wishing you luck 🙏🙏 you can check his schedule on wiki

[empty wolf]

blud seb will kill us in our sleep if we do

[ornate roost]

Its time to unwumbus yourself

[lethal yoke]

Anyone want my old stardew file? I got the next console upgrade

[ember hamlet]

5 iron bars
200 hardwood
500g
(I think i havent played stardew in like 3 months lowk)

[zinc bolt]

oh my god the server

[vast oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/pout-cry-attitude-gif-5933749

[compact dirge]

Watched it happen live

[zinc bolt]

it's like yesterday never happened

[devout elbow]

Okay I’m so glad we’re back to normal colors bc everyone being the same color stressed me out 😭😭😭

[glad ravine]

THATS DIRT CHEAP

[ornate roost]

Hello there ireland

[ember hamlet]

I cheated on shane with seb

[little mica]

Right?

[ember hamlet]

Why cant i cheat on them both with his mother?

[devout elbow]

Evil

[ornate roost]

https://tenor.com/view/el-risitas-juan-joya-borja-ratones-coloraos-laugh-meme-laughing-man-gif-24899295

[compact dirge]

Hiiiiii

[empty wolf]

WHAT??? WAIT you can cheat in this game???

[zinc bolt]

I used to marry Sebastian at first ngl

[little mica]

YES

VERY GOOD HARRY.

[ember hamlet]

🤣🤣

[fiery cargo]

https://tenor.com/view/d4c-jojo-steel-ball-run-jjba-funny-valentine-gif-26060924

[ornate roost]

How you've been doing lately ?

[empty wolf]

why yall happyy

[lethal yoke]

I appeared and now I vanish

Is 2am I sleep

[vast oxide]

Im calling the attorney general

[ember hamlet]

I love dating everyone possible eithout thrm all knowing

[little mica]

https://tenor.com/view/stardew-valley-sebastian-sebastian-stardew-valley-gif-7285839903891064977

[ember hamlet]

So fun lowk

[little mica]

it should say goodnight tf

anyways

[compact dirge]

I’m pretty good actually. I had a great day at work today, you?

[empty wolf]

im both impressed and appalled

[ember hamlet]

Yo guys, im gonna sleep. Its 2am here and im lonely with no music

[zinc bolt]

STEALING THAT

[little mica]

saving that i love that

[devout elbow]

https://tenor.com/view/good-night-shane-shane-stardew-stardew-valley-gif-12429446976134172287

[ember hamlet]

I love you alll!!!!! Good nighttttt

[little mica]

that too

[ripe needle]

Is that weed

[ember hamlet]

Especially my shane and seb lovers

[ornate roost]

Guess i better call saul

[empty wolf]

godangit , gn harryyy

[compact dirge]

Good night 💤

[empty wolf]

--and especially the cookie

[little mica]

Ireland, hoppin on The Dew tonight?

[glad ravine]

is that a mortal kombat character

[ember hamlet]

Oh...uhh.. yeah...totally

[compact dirge]

Why yes of course I am

[glad ravine]

why do yall love shane he's rude

[devout elbow]

?

[hollow drift]

Wumbus has disappeared omg

[lethal yoke]

Not if ya date him

[ember hamlet]

HES NICE ON THE INSIDE

[empty wolf]

go to sleep harry

[compact dirge]

He’s trying

[ember hamlet]

YOU DONT KNOW HIM LIKE I DO....HES SPECIALLL

[bronze sedge]

he has character development

[devout elbow]

Because he gets less rude. ALSO it is so fun to annoy grumpy men :)) :3

[glad ravine]

OOOH i figured since i saw somebody married to him on yt

[zinc bolt]

he's not rude he doesn't like random people coming up to him and talking to him, personally me neither

[vast oxide]

and he can stay there

[empty wolf]

[ornate roost]

Not doing great but im still getting hang of it

[lethal yoke]

He says how lucky he is and he gives food and kisses and its adorableeeeee

[bronze sedge]

unlike clint over there who stays the same

[ember hamlet]

Your right..i am..i just keep getting tagged

[glad ravine]

ok i'd marry him if i was gay

[ember hamlet]

XD

[little mica]

Hell yeah, we gonna keep each other updated yes?

[bronze sedge]

thats the thing

[ember hamlet]

Gay or not marry him

[bronze sedge]

you can marry men in sdv without being gay

[devout elbow]

Real

[glad ravine]

so u get bothered when i mention u am i not a random people

[little mica]

ONNNNGG

[compact dirge]

Oh no, I’m sorry I hope everything gets better soon!

[ember hamlet]

Okay thats it. Im sleeping now. Cya all in like 6 hours!

[lethal yoke]

I'm lesbian but he's the exception for me

[bronze sedge]

i marry women mostly and im not a lesbian

[lethal yoke]

Does that make me bi-?

[glad ravine]

i want Abagail

[ember hamlet]

Im gay so no anyone who is male is on my radar

[compact dirge]

Some of us will still be here so good night!

[fiery cargo]

Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap, Jojo's part 7 main antagonist stand.

[lethal yoke]

Wait hol up I'm mathing with the alphabet

[zinc bolt]

specifically in real life lmao, I'm incredibly anti-social and awkward

[glad ravine]

he gets less rude when u start giving him gifts? damn sounds like hes using u

[devout elbow]

I don’t think so? I mean I am straight but I’d marry a women in Stardew

[ember hamlet]

🤣

[compact dirge]

Yesssss

[bronze sedge]

gift him peppers

peppers peppers

[compact dirge]

Same

[devout elbow]

You don’t have to give him gifts for him to be nicer to you, it’s just faster if you give him gifts

[ember hamlet]

Peter picked a pepper of peppers

[bronze sedge]

peppers

[glad ravine]

okay big nerd right there hahaha i havent watched jojo

[ember hamlet]

(I dont know it)

[little mica]

Such a goal! I don’t mind both genders! I like experimenting with all the different bachelorettes and bachelors

[vast oxide]

What am I supposed to do with all of these

[worn escarp]

Bro why isnt my friend ship not going up

[bronze sedge]

yes

[lone widget]

are we no longer wumbus?

[ember hamlet]

Give them the love potion

[glad ravine]

r u anti social becuase you're awkward or are you awkard because you're anti social

[zinc bolt]

both

[civic quarry]

do you not get hay when your silo is full?

[worn escarp]

Dose that worm?

[ember hamlet]

DAMN IT IM NOT SLEEPING 😭 GOOD NIGHT ALL

[hybrid mural]

Oh wumbus is done

[compact dirge]

Peter Piper picked a peck of Pickled Peppers, last tag I promise

[glad ravine]

why does he like peppers too much, also what do i gift abagil?

[bronze sedge]

nope

[ember hamlet]

Thank you Xd

[civic quarry]

well that sucks

[lone pumice]

where wumbus

[bronze sedge]

build a new silo

[little mica]

Heck yeah

[worn escarp]

Ahh my name back to normal

[lethal yoke]

Spicy food is good

[devout elbow]

He likes the spice

[civic quarry]

why would u want the silo

[ember hamlet]

That wouldve bugged me for the 6 hours im supposed to sleep that acc helped me put

[glad ravine]

yall make me miss playing stardew valley

[hybrid mural]

No more wumbus @ornate roost

[vast oxide]

you didnt even commit gtfo

[bronze sedge]

chocolate cake :3

[ember hamlet]

CAKE? WHERE?

[lone pumice]

I was in a car all day bruh

[glad ravine]

DOES ABAGIL LIKE SPICY FOOD? how can i get pepper

[vast oxide]

and earlier?

[devout elbow]

For feeding barn and coop animals when it rains or it’s winter

[lethal yoke]

Here take my old consoles April 1st is over

[bronze sedge]

wait what, why is there a slow mode?

[ember hamlet]

Farning.

[zinc bolt]

love how chat went by so fast the moment shane got mentioned

[glad ravine]

okay thank u so much choclate cake? how do i get that tho

[lone pumice]

Car, driving. I feel rebellious sometimes

[compact dirge]

You’re welcome, now good night

[lethal yoke]

Abigail eats rocks so idk

[little mica]

GROVE!!

[ember hamlet]

XD

[devout elbow]

You could frfr 🙏

[glad ravine]

i was there when this joke was made last night

[lethal yoke]

:3

[zinc bolt]

amethyst

[bronze sedge]

make one with the in game machines, like the junimo kart one

[glad ravine]

pretty sure i alr gave her a rock by accident she didnt like it

[devout elbow]

As it should bc Shane my beloved

[glad ravine]

waa is she a golddigger

[vast oxide]

we changed the topic pretty fast LOL

[zinc bolt]

shane deserves all the love and more sigh

[devout elbow]

No she eats them

[lethal yoke]

This is why I'm in the shane club

[zinc bolt]

she also likes pumpkins

[bronze sedge]

and sebastian

[glad ravine]

gonna stop giving stuff to the museum and start giving them to her

[bronze sedge]

she likes sebastian too

[glad ravine]

okay cholcate cholcate cake and pumpkins

[devout elbow]

https://tenor.com/view/stardew-valley-shane-stardew-valley-shane-shane-stardew-valley-i-love-him-gif-17876951525244543204

[little mica]

LOL

[zinc bolt]

another easy steal

[hybrid mural]

Good morning

[bronze sedge]

and quartz, lots of quartz

[compact dirge]

Morning!

[little mica]

Mornin leowo

[devout elbow]

Gmgm!

[glad ravine]

okay ima just boot up the game before i forget

[worn escarp]

[bronze sedge]

nah

[worn escarp]

Yah

[lethal yoke]

[bronze sedge]

evelyn better :3

[devout elbow]

https://tenor.com/view/stardew-valley-shane-stardew-valley-shane-sdv-stardew-gif-2764927552326589726

[hybrid mural]

[worn escarp]

Nope

[empty wolf]

[zinc bolt]

waiting for the day people realize my name and pronouns for this server are Shane themed

[vast oxide]

🙅

[hybrid mural]

You been ignoring me all day since yday smh

[vast oxide]

you havent even been on

[lethal yoke]

Hieroglyphics

[bronze sedge]

same, my name is literally stardew valley

[empty wolf]

is your name and pronouns perchance haley themed?

[devout elbow]

I knew the name was, but I just saw the pronouns LOL so true tho

[zinc bolt]

not a chance, Shane my beloved

[hybrid mural]

But i have been

[worn escarp]

Ah

[empty wolf]

so a probability ey?

[vast oxide]

must not have been meaningful

[lethal yoke]

sniffsssss

I smell a honkai fan and...is that a hint of miku fan too

[zinc bolt]

I've never romanced Haley lol

[empty wolf]

[zinc bolt]

not Miku but Kaito

[lethal yoke]

aggressive sniffing

[worn escarp]

Noo dont talk to me blocked

[zinc bolt]

HAHAHAHA

[empty wolf]

dang

[bronze sedge]

hailey is as interesting as concrete

[lethal yoke]

I see

Which sekai kaito is the question

[bronze sedge]

same for penny and harvey

[zinc bolt]

wonderland and N25

the happy and the depressed

[worn escarp]

DONT TALK TO HER LIKE THAT

[zinc bolt]

KNUCKLEEEEEEEES

[empty wolf]

cant a romance candidate just be a normal person who just wants to feel that spark ? and not filled with personal, familial, and mental problems?

[bronze sedge]

n o

i like them orphan or mentally unstable

[zinc bolt]

I prefer my candidates slightly depressed like me

[ornate roost]

Its not guranteed but we'll see

[keen plover]

[ornate roost]

[empty wolf]

slightly?

[bronze sedge]

no

[lethal yoke]

I'm more of a mizuki and rui fan myself so that combo makes me happy...

[ornate roost]

Hey there era

[keen plover]

HELLO JOLYNE HOW ARE U

[ornate roost]

[bronze sedge]

wtf is this o.o

[ornate roost]

Not too great how about you ?

[zinc bolt]

you're gonna make me download PJSK again so I can show off all my kaito cards

[lethal yoke]

:3

[keen plover]

whats wrong D: and things are okayy im making chili oil peanut noodles before i get on the game!

[hybrid mural]

Whats wrong brother

[lethal yoke]

I don't spend money so I don't have many mizuki and rui cards tbh

[zinc bolt]

maybe more than slightly but that's besides the point lmao

[keen plover]

YEAH WHATS WRONG

https://tenor.com/view/junimo-stardew-stardew-valley-love-heart-gif-21722179

[zinc bolt]

yeah me neither, I've always been a f2p

[keen plover]

sending junimo lovee

[harsh lynx]

I hope 1.8 is a update to add more farm buildings

[summer pier]

do you keep the things you put in the grange display

like do u get it back

[ornate roost]

Share me some with the noodles and its like a hard situation

[lethal yoke]

shoves 4 fandoms together

[ornate roost]

Need more oats

[compact dirge]

Here if you want to talk

[lethal yoke]

I like my men broken and my women varied

[ornate roost]

He's been online all day just in disguise

[zinc bolt]

how even

[ornate roost]

I appreciate for the concern but no worries at all

[lethal yoke]

I just shoved my fav characters from each fandom

[vast oxide]

he's been cheating on us with stardew I can feel it

[lethal yoke]

I got distracted

NOW I SLEEP

[ornate roost]

Oh for sure he is been cheating on us

[ornate roost]

Have a nice sleep

[lethal yoke]

Wait no using this gif feels illegal for me-

[zinc bolt]

goof night

[lethal yoke]

||I share my name with that Disney princess ahhh||

[buoyant sleet]

[summer pier]

I lowk feel bad about selling a whole lot of fish to willy because his shop is struggling so i dont want him to go broke

</3

[hybrid mural]

[empty wolf]

tbh now that i think bout it, realistically the valley would be super poor

[hybrid mural]

[empty wolf]

but we can get a ton of gold from the mayor

interesting

[keen plover]

U GOT THIS URE A STRONG TROOPAH

[summer pier]

yea, like pierre probably has some money and then morris ig but then everyone is likely poor

[bleak relic]

Yes you can go clean it out before you leave and if you don’t it goes in the lost and found in Mayor Lewis’s house.

[summer pier]

thanks :D

also marnie has her own ranch so shes making some

[empty wolf]

only job here would be joja mart, or waitttttttt where does the mayor sell our produce?

[summer pier]

lewis is buying our stuff for cheap and selling it around the area for much more

thats how he can afford to keep the town running

[empty wolf]

hmmm theres a lot of stuff i wanna know bout the story and lore but im too lazy to ask

[empty wolf]

prolly sells it at the city

[devout elbow]

You might be able to find some things on the wiki idk

[compact dirge]

GUYS

[bleak relic]

I know the shipping container mentions somewhere in the lore that our things go to zuzu city.

[compact dirge]

I’m at Safeway and there’s a BIRD that was flying above me

[devout elbow]

Omg you found a government drone…!!

[empty wolf]

ohhhh nice,

[empty wolf]

tell it your secrets

[empty wolf]

HALEYYYY PFP

[compact dirge]

It’s not the first time it’s happened honestly

[modest saffron]

YESS

[compact dirge]

Never

[devout elbow]

Tell the government your secrets!? 😨😨😨

[empty wolf]

another question, why do i feel hatred towards pierre?

[compact dirge]

It’s natural

[unreal gull]

many reasons apart from instinct

like the fact HE'S IN THE WAY OF ME AND CAROLINE

[bleak relic]

Cus he be greedy lol dw me too.

[empty wolf]

he tried selling a one piece of starfruit for 5k gold

[unreal gull]

WHAT?

ykw
ofc that roblox UGC haircut having capitalist did

[bleak relic]

She is the sweetest and I adore her for making tea with me! I love tea irl. Lol

[unreal gull]

she's supposed to be mine

:P

[bleak relic]

All yours xD We just besties

[empty wolf]

i was shocked when i saw it, i was double checking if it was a seed or not but it rlly was just 1 piece of starfruit, (i reseted my game) i forgot which event it was, it was from a event shop

[bleak relic]

I’m an Elliot ride or die

[devout elbow]

Real

[unreal gull]

i stopped liking him after oomf said he looked like a horse :(

(even though it's true...elliott looks like if a horse asked to become human)

[devout elbow]

😭😭😭

[empty wolf]

well is it a horse too?

his face

[bleak relic]

I can’t unsee it! 😆😭

[unreal gull]

it's the long lucious mane ofc

[bleak relic]

It’s ok he is still husband lol

[limpid lodge]

I love Elliott but the first thing I thought when I saw his picture was “he’s a horse. That man is a stallion”

[unreal gull]

what does elliott even use in his hair for it to be that pretty💔

[limpid lodge]

I’m romancing him on my first ever play through hehe

[unreal gull]

i have a feeling bro just uses sea water to clean his hair but i can't prove it...

[limpid lodge]

We shall be married… one day

[bleak relic]

Devotion lol his hair runs on poetry and devotion 😆

[unreal gull]

poetry and devotion is bro's conditioner

[limpid lodge]

That’s the scent

Old Spice: Poetry and Devotion

[bleak relic]

https://tenor.com/view/old-spice-gif-9078278

Noooooo oh well it was the Terry Cruise old spice where he is on a horse on the beach

[devout elbow]

I was thinking this

[devout elbow]

https://tenor.com/view/old-spice-gif-9078278

[limpid lodge]

Yes

But Elliott

[bleak relic]

Thank you!

[devout elbow]

This is definitely Elliot vibes

[devout elbow]

You're welcome!!

[bleak relic]

Right?! Lol

[unreal gull]

(i'd be so jealous💔bro uses sea water and his hair is so long and lucious)

[limpid lodge]

I want to marry Elliott rn but there’s things I want to do before I propose to him

[unreal gull]

my first marriage was with harvey

[limpid lodge]

I was debating Harvey at first

[unreal gull]

it was originally going to be elliott until
my friend said that about him...😔

[limpid lodge]

And then I saw Elliott and his vocabulary and dialogue reminded me of my boyfriend

I was immediately smitten

[devout elbow]

Harvey intrigues me

[bleak relic]

Elliot was my first and one of these days Seb will have his chance. I was all in on Seb at first but somehow Elliot snuck in there and charmed me out of Seb’s arms lol

[unreal gull]

harvey's so cute and silly and such a dork

[lone pumice]

a

[limpid lodge]

I think I wanna marry Sebastian next

[lone pumice]

Harvey enrages me

[devout elbow]

Okay actually 😭 I went to visit Harvey, and I talked to him and then pressed my mouse in the way that I would when I kiss Shane 😭😭 like help why did I want to kiss Harvey?

[devout elbow]

Why?

[pliant dew]

Hey guys completely unrelated but I just unlocked "meat man" on skate 3

[limpid lodge]

Yes please tell us why Harvey enrages you

I want a storytime

[devout elbow]

What?

[lone pumice]

He steals money from me

I'd rather die in the mines than spend 1k

[unreal gull]

mouth-to-mouth resuscitation...

[limpid lodge]

Bro should give you a discount at least smh

[devout elbow]

But I am happily married to Shane. I could never...

[limpid lodge]

If you’re married to him anyways

[compact dirge]

I married Harvey

[devout elbow]

Ah yes understandable reason to hate him

[unreal gull]

true but it's okay (at least for me) if he doesn't give me a discount b/c harvey's my coffee loving husband and i would
do many things for him :D

[limpid lodge]

Real and valid

[compact dirge]

And free breakfast and dinner

[bleak relic]

He tends to get my “ aww.. buddy” treatment. Because I feel like I could pick him up and carry him.

[limpid lodge]

Yep

[devout elbow]

Harvey?

[bleak relic]

Lol yes

[lavish flint]

hi

[devout elbow]

Waffle chat

[unreal gull]

there are many things i want to say about harvey
but they would get me banned from here

[devout elbow]

Hello

[compact dirge]

Hiiii

[lone pumice]

https://tenor.com/view/bread-rickroll-gif-6170438900012921997

[unreal gull]

so
i want to put harvey into a tupperware and (affectionately) shake him :D

[devout elbow]

Bread chat

[pliant dew]

[lone pumice]

More than bread

[limpid lodge]

Me with my malewife Elliott

[devout elbow]

I see I see

[devout elbow]

Indeed

[pliant dew]

Where do you buy chicken grain

[devout elbow]

[lone pumice]

You don't

You get hay

[devout elbow]

They eat hay

[pliant dew]

Where get food

For

[unreal gull]

you either buy hay at marnie's shop
or you get a chance to get hay from harvesting wheat

[devout elbow]

Marnie. Or if you build a silo, you can use the scythe on grass

[pliant dew]

They starved

[bleak relic]

I know it’s a weird thing to be like “oh I bet I could just carry you and you’d be cool about it” lol

[pliant dew]

And died

[devout elbow]

True lol

[pliant dew]

Wrong emoji

[limpid lodge]

I know that’s the wrong emoji but that’s so funny

Like I wheezed out loud

[devout elbow]

I thought you were just being ironic lol

[pliant dew]

You what out loud

[bleak relic]

I figured we were celebrating it. Like alrighty then. Lmao!

[pliant dew]

They died!! :D

[vast oxide]

do I have a baby or deny my husband for ever

[lone pumice]

You find grass, chew it, and then spit it out, like mama bird

[pliant dew]

So I need to buy hay for my chicks

!hayley

[novel thistle]

Haley only has one ‘y’ in it…

To use this command, type !hayley.

[bleak relic]

Hmmm. Which feels right to you?

Thankfully there’s no really wrong answer there

[glacial coral]

!wumbus

Sad

[pliant dew]

[bright steeple]

i need to play stardew again

[devout elbow]

Have the baby

[novel thistle]

To use this command, type !haley.

[bright steeple]

i need to before cl*nt takes over

[pliant dew]

Who

[devout elbow]

The censoring 😭😭

[devout elbow]

Clint

[bright steeple]

also so i can marry my bbg shane again

[pliant dew]

The blacksmith?

[lone pumice]

!wumbus

sad

[vast oxide]

that was never a thing

and trust me I tried

[pliant dew]

Must have been the wind

[vast oxide]

saw that

[glacial coral]

I just said that word for word lol

[lone pumice]

no you didn't

no proof

[glacial coral]

Scroll up

[bright steeple]

i didnt see anything

[glacial coral]

Oh I used a capital S mb

[hybrid mural]

[glacial coral]

Very different

[vast oxide]

maybe if we have someone check bouncer bot history

[gleaming iron]

Say bye to Wumbus guys 😔🙁👋

[glacial coral]

Never

[bright steeple]

noooooooo

[glacial coral]

Wumbus will be in my heart

[pliant dew]

Apple

Bottom text

[bright steeple]

wumbus is my no.1 roomate choice

[lone pumice]

Wow such apple

[bright steeple]

thats.............an apple?

[pliant dew]

What's #2

[glacial coral]

Ok I’m going to bed I’m sick bye yall

[bright steeple]

krobus obv

https://tenor.com/view/krobus-my-beloved-stardew-valley-heart-gif-27662599

[pliant dew]

3

[hybrid mural]

Banana

[glacial coral]

Gotta be level 5

[bright steeple]

shane

[devout elbow]

As you should 🙏🙏🙏

[devout elbow]

Yes

[pliant dew]

Vru

[bright steeple]

love him (i can fix him)

[leaden moth]

Sam

[glacial coral]

Ok now I’m actually leaving gn

[bright steeple]

gnn

[leaden moth]

!sam

[novel thistle]

To use this command, type !sam.

[devout elbow]

Gngn feel better soon

[bright steeple]

!shane

[leaden moth]

!samwinter

[novel thistle]

To use this command, type !shane.

[devout elbow]

https://tenor.com/view/krobus-my-beloved-stardew-valley-heart-gif-27662599

[leaden moth]

Everyday im disappointed by this server

[devout elbow]

Why?

[bright steeple]

what why

[leaden moth]

No !samwinter

[devout elbow]

Frfr 🙏🙏🙏

[hybrid mural]

heres your samwinter

[bright steeple]

great minds think alike

[pliant dew]

Why does (almost) everyone here like Shane so much 😭

[compact dirge]

Why not

[vast oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/rrane-battal-rrane-battal-kızgın-battal-kızgın-gif-25355985

[bright steeple]

wind speaking truth today

[pliant dew]

Joja cola

[devout elbow]

Bc I relate to him

[compact dirge]

Joja can burn

[devout elbow]

I too hate my retail job

[opaque silo]

where can i get kale seeds?

[pliant dew]

[compact dirge]

TO

[devout elbow]

Pierre. In spring iirc

[compact dirge]

THE

[pliant dew]

At the kale mart

[compact dirge]

GROUND

[opaque silo]

oh only in spring

[devout elbow]

Joja should die in a terrible fire

[hybrid mural]

Yes yes

[opaque silo]

welp i need wait till next year then lol

[devout elbow]

Yes they are a spring crop iirc

[leaden moth]

Sigh

[compact dirge]

https://tenor.com/view/elmo-hello-elmo-rise-elmo-hell-gif-3989603362345473118

[devout elbow]

Put it in the suggestions thing

[bright steeple]

with morris in the building

and perire

[compact dirge]

In my defense everyone messaged at the same time and I got stuck cause of the cooldown

[bright steeple]

[leaden moth]

We have that???

Hell yea

[hybrid mural]

!kusuo

[compact dirge]

And I didn’t think to send it as one message

[pliant dew]

Guy can someone say !samwinter I want to know what it does but I don't want to be the one to say it

Peanut butter on steak

[vast oxide]

!samwinter

[bright steeple]

what

[vast oxide]

[[sam winter]]

[hexed iris]

when the ||night market|| comes around, on the ||15th of winter|| you can buy them as well

[vast oxide]

welp

[leaden moth]

It doesn’t do anything rn thats my point

[pliant dew]

Goog

[leaden moth]

It needs to be here

[bright steeple]

||sam winter||

[ornate roost]

[leaden moth]

Its a constitutional right

[vast oxide]

Ive been had

!sebastian

[novel thistle]

To use this command, type !sebastian.

[vast oxide]

love him

[pliant dew]

NOO

[devout elbow]

#1019646506665525441

[worn escarp]

Booo

[bright steeple]

insert emo noises

[compact dirge]

Nothing wrong with Sebastian

[worn escarp]

Yes

[vast oxide]

sir this is a family friendly establishment

[worn escarp]

No its not

[leaden moth]

Lol it seems more serious. Idk if i wanna make a silly post about adding a new command just for sam

[pliant dew]

Guys it's pufferseb time o' clock

[worn escarp]

!Haley

[pliant dew]

[novel thistle]

To use this command, type !haley.

[pliant dew]

[vast oxide]

[pliant dew]

[devout elbow]

Do it anyway 🙏🙏

Winter Sam is NOT silly

[compact dirge]

No

[bright steeple]

[bright steeple]

hes hot

winter sam is a hear me out

[vast oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/so-hot-right-now-trending-meme-zoolander-this-is-epic-gif-26091622

[worn escarp]

Bc im here

[novel thistle]

@worn escarp You leveled up to Farmer. You're now a prettier shade of blue. Thanks for sticking around!

[leaden moth]

Ill do it tmm when im not playing

[compact dirge]

Sir you are a child

[worn escarp]

LETS FUCKLKKKKKKKKLMKMLKING GOOOOO

[worn escarp]

Ok fine mom

[hexed iris]

farmgrats

[compact dirge]

I'm not that much older than you

[worn escarp]

Ok unc

[compact dirge]

Speaking of that I taught my nephew how to say it and it's the funniest thing cause that's what he calls my brother now

[opaque silo]

is there a way to buy iron instead of mining to

[devout elbow]

I will try to remind u if I remember

[bright steeple]

holy flashbang and jumpscare

[compact dirge]

Clint

[leaden moth]

Ty ty

[worn escarp]

STOP IT WITH THIS BULLSHIT

[opaque silo]

who is clint

[worn escarp]

The black smity

[leaden moth]

Diabolical

[opaque silo]

ignore that.

[worn escarp]

https://tenor.com/view/lion-king-yeet-gif-13195565629610357612

[pliant dew]

Th blak smit

[opaque silo]

oh the black smith

[leaden moth]

https://tenor.com/view/ohhp-gif-10768192685300754320

[worn escarp]

Ye

[opaque silo]

it was the wind

bet

[leaden moth]

Sure

[opaque silo]

tyyy

[bright steeple]

wind is wild today

[opaque silo]

yor

yes

playing stardew in my deck

[compact dirge]

Oh my lord

[pliant dew]

Don't mind my username

[opaque silo]

i'm addictrd

[leaden moth]

Welcome

[bright steeple]

arent we all

[opaque silo]

tyy

[hexed iris]

this is the place for u to be

[pliant dew]

Who is

!shane

[novel thistle]

To use this command, type !shane.

[hybrid mural]

Welcome

[opaque silo]

iron ore is not that expensive clint be wilding

[hybrid mural]

...

[opaque silo]

tf is this autocorecter

[leaden moth]

LMAO

[hybrid mural]

Bros been sinning way too damn much

[opaque silo]

i'm turning ts off

[opaque silo]

unfortunately

[leaden moth]

The best thing to ever happen

[pliant dew]

Vro ues ato corect

[opaque silo]

NO

I MEANT CLINT KEEP IT AT CLINT AND LEAVE THE PAST THE PAST

[leaden moth]

Ok ok

[pliant dew]

Clit

[leaden moth]

Bruv

[opaque silo]

whattt

[opaque silo]

https://tenor.com/view/sanrio-sanrio-characters-cinnamoroll-sanrio-character-gif-11113269910641082588

[leaden moth]

Tragic

[pliant dew]

Tragic

[devout elbow]

https://tenor.com/view/sanrio-sanrio-characters-cinnamoroll-sanrio-character-gif-11113269910641082588

[leaden moth]

There we go

WHAT

[opaque silo]

https://tenor.com/view/dungeong-gif-3654754744145897317

[leaden moth]

i can’t say hello kitty?

Oh i cant say the name of the game

Bruh

[bright steeple]

my cats judging me as i talk about shane

[hexed iris]

!embeds

[novel thistle]

You can post images and embeds in most channels once you reach Cowpoke (level 5) on the server. You earn levels by sending messages, and will be notified by this bot when you've earned Cowpoke! You can send images in ⁠⁠#images-and-memes at any level.

You can read more about the server channels in ⁠⁠⁠#welcome and roles in ⁠⁠⁠#roles, and check your current level with /lvl in ⁠⁠⁠#governors-mansion.

To use this command, type !embeds.

[vast oxide]

messing up the whole system god damn

[hexed iris]

crop fairy being annoying once again 🙂‍↕️

[pliant dew]

Send a picture of** cart cat*

[leaden moth]

Whaaat id be so grateful for the fairy

[compact dirge]

Mine just shoves herself onto my lap as I'm playing and doesn't care if she lays on my arms

[bright steeple]

is there a spot

[leaden moth]

Is it just bc it makes it uneven?

[vast oxide]

me over here like "DONT TOUCH MY GIANT CROP PATCH"

[pliant dew]

Wgat

[bright steeple]

for pet pictures

[compact dirge]

#images-and-memes

[pliant dew]

Idk

[bright steeple]

tyy

[pliant dew]

This

[opaque ridge]

Is therr a room i can post fanart?

Or music?

[compact dirge]

I think it's #creative but I could be wrong

[pliant dew]

What day is it

[dreamy valley]

i just started playing, i know what to do and i got the starter fishing rod, but the game stutters and then crashes, ive reset my drivers, and verifed my game files and its still doing it, i have a clean copy with no mods also

[hexed iris]

u might want to ask at #vanilla-tech-support the folks there might be able to help you, sorry to hear this

[pliant dew]

Guy don clic its a rikrol

[bright steeple]

WHY DID I CLICK IT

[dreamy valley]

pure curiosity

[compact dirge]

It’s funny that you can see what it is even though it’s spoiler tagged

[ornate roost]

Why i oughta

[dreamy valley]

scared to click it at first

[maiden schooner]

I've just got rickroll twice today

[dreamy valley]

wish it bricked your discord app

[empty wolf]

quick question, do i have to buy a crib first to have kids? or i get one from a level 3 house

[dreamy valley]

vey coll

[compact dirge]

I send them to my brother all the time cause it’s funny

[compact dirge]

All beds come with the upgrade

[forest holly]

hi

[maiden schooner]

Hello!

[compact dirge]

Hiii

[empty wolf]

dang but i dont want kids yet and i want haley to have a big house

[ornate roost]

Yes you need crib first in order to get childrens

[compact dirge]

You can just say no when the prompt comes up

[maiden schooner]

You can destroy the crib from Robin if you dont want kids

[compact dirge]

https://tenor.com/view/welcome-michael-scott-dunder-mifflin-the-office-welcome-aboard-gif-27005393

[empty wolf]

i feel bad telling haley no

[empty wolf]

how

but i can just buy one again later right?

[maiden schooner]

Once upgraded, just go to Robin and "Make House Renovation" tab has that option!

Yes you can always build one again

[compact dirge]

And the best part is that it cost no money to do either

[empty wolf]

love u sweetcake

thankies

[maiden schooner]

No problem!

[compact dirge]

Getting all these recipes done lowkey sucks

[weak sierra]

Ireland has potato dragon?

[compact dirge]

I am the potato dragon

[weak sierra]

Ohhh stay safe from people they might make french fries out of you

[little mica]

yup, i’m here to collect

[weak sierra]

Pokémon card?

[compact dirge]

https://tenor.com/view/how-to-train-your-dragon-toothless-dragon-whatcha-doin-whats-up-sup-gif-3196299617663452415

[little mica]

fuck no, them damn potatoes

[weak sierra]

Ohh

[compact dirge]

Not my potatos

[weak sierra]

Run

[little mica]

specifically irelands potatoes

[compact dirge]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-screaming-then-running-away-spongebob-squarepants-spongebob-spongebob-meme-running-gif-14848209682511966800

It's ok I share my potatos

[tidal moth]

just
wait for the rest to grow?
i never understand why people get mad at this
just looks weird for a couple days before harvest

not tryna be rude ofc

[compact dirge]

I put my most valued crops in the greenhouse

but I mean if they wanna visit during the summer when I grow starfruit I won't say no

[dusk hatch]

Probably bc it messes up the count and schedule. A lot of ppl plan out their crops so they'll finish growing on specific days. For example, me personally, I timed my ancient fruits to be planted on the first of the month, so that they finish on the 7th and produce on integers of 7. It makes remembering much easier

[tidal moth]

yes but if you wait to harvest the ones the fairy did until after the rest are grown you can still harvest them all at the same time

[compact dirge]

All good points

[dusk hatch]

Yeah but then it's just....off. idk how else to describe it

[tidal moth]

can you try

[dusk hatch]

Well I spend a fair amount of time planning crops out and personally I also like my farm having that sense of "symmetry-ish". If I have a small square of something I don't really want to go out of my way and remember I have to pick them and they're off schedule with the rest of my fruit. Usually when the fairy comes I just wait for the rest of my crops to produce or grow and then pick them.

[tidal moth]

yeah
how you do it is the only right way
according to all knowing wumbus

[dusk hatch]

Well it's not I wasn't trying to say it's the only valid way to play 😭
I was just trying to explain why some ppl don't like it

[dusk hatch]

Ope mb I did not see this 🥀

[vast oxide]

Because it's fun

Just like taking Clint down 20 pegs

[compact dirge]

Yesss

[vast oxide]

(none of my crops grow in sync I just like shitting on it)

[dusk hatch]

Oh lol 😭

[compact dirge]

Plants mine one day right after the other cause I forget to buy seeds all at once or couldn’t

[vast oxide]

My issue is there will be holes where the tilled soil is gone, so some spots arent watered after I plant, and I just can't be bothered cause sprinklers ✨

[compact dirge]

Sprinklers are my life saver

[compact dirge]

My brain doesnt work sometimes

[foggy fulcrum]

same

out of context but same

[compact dirge]

What’s the wins on your profile?

[chrome galleon]

or the soil that retains more water

[chrome galleon]

try that

[lone pumice]

Honk mimi

[compact dirge]

I should but meh

[vast oxide]

Mimi is banned I think lol

[lone pumice]

What

[vast oxide]

Your typo of munis name

[lone pumice]

Wasn't a typo

Honk mimi is sleeping soun

[vast oxide]

The other day some account (a clearly purchased alt account)joined and started monologueing pure hatred

[lone pumice]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-sleeping-gif-12172689655244550594

[vast oxide]

[compact dirge]

Boop

[ornate roost]

[devout elbow]

[devout elbow]

Real

https://tenor.com/view/good-night-shane-shane-stardew-stardew-valley-gif-12429446976134172287

[worn escarp]

Hello

[tough perch]

why did ca have to draw the chicken like that...

[lone pumice]

this is because

[compact dirge]

Good night!

[pliant dew]

who?

[lone pumice]

Evil night

[pliant dew]

I'm old

[tough perch]

why evil

[lone pumice]

Well, I say evil night because

[lime gate]

I'm harvesting on wednesday and the calendar says it was supposed to be on tuesday. am i not gonna make it in the last day? 💔

[pliant dew]

Rip crops

[tough perch]

yes

[pliant dew]

1 day too old

[tough perch]

day issue

[fallen condor]

Hello, how many ores do you get from mining Gold and Iridium Nodes? Copper and Iron is said to yield 1-3 (+1 if profession) ore/s, is it the same with Gold and Iridium?

[tough perch]

same

[dapper pulsar]

rip wubus

[pliant dew]

Must have been the wind

Why does the old woman have at least 37 pairs of glasses

[tough perch]

it may also have been morris'

dude also wears glasses

[pliant dew]

How do I get hey the old fashioned way

Do I have to smelt fiber??

[obsidian plaza]

help i didnt realize the wumbus event was for april fools

last year it was joja

[pliant dew]

Why is Marnie freaky with the mayor

[compact dirge]

Use a scythe on any grass that is growing on your farm

It will only collect if you have a silo though

[pliant dew]

Oh

Also game won't let me murder Shane with my axe l game

[compact dirge]

I think it depends on a few different things

[fallen condor]

What do you mean by that?

[pliant dew]

At™ what™ time™ does™ Marnie™ stop™ work™ (selling™ stuff™)™

[compact dirge]

Your mining profession and daily luck affects how much you get from each I believe

[warped hazel]

morning

[fallen condor]

Monday and Tuesday, iirc in vanilla.

[compact dirge]

Good Morning!

[pliant dew]

Must have been the wind

[tawny saffron]

Iridium is between 2-6

[compact dirge]

why

[warped hazel]

https://tenor.com/view/wind-meme-tswasnotme-must've-been-the-wind-the-wind-gif-736968008575912714

[pliant dew]

Don't look at my username pls

[compact dirge]

Who started that in here someone else did it first

[pliant dew]

I am thewind0524

[compact dirge]

ok

[sullen mulch]

hi wind

[fallen condor]

So you speak occasionally in third-person?

[fallen condor]

Couldn't find it in the wiki, sadly.

[compact dirge]

It's alrigh

[warped hazel]

just two items left for cc

but i can’t find them

[compact dirge]

yayyyyy

oop

which ones

[warped hazel]

i’m playing sdv in my main lang

let me check english versions

[compact dirge]

There is always the item pictures too

[dreamy valley]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1199879043563130880.webp?size=48&animated=true&name=steamh&lossless=true

man it doesnt let me 😭

[warped hazel]

I haven't played SDV for two days, there's a problem with the Wi-Fi

Duck feather

[dreamy valley]

I JUST GO THE KITTYYYYY

[warped hazel]

And walleye

[hybrid mural]

Duck deather

[daring summit]

Daily pailer

[deep meadow]

Walleye is found in Fall

[compact dirge]

Omg

[deep meadow]

Pamler

[warped hazel]

that’s why

[dreamy valley]

what can you do with the cat???

[compact dirge]

pet

[warped hazel]

when it rains im trying to get it but

yeah its not fall yet

[dreamy valley]

nice

[warped hazel]

and my duck is angry to me

so it dont give me duck feather

[ornate roost]

[dreamy valley]

this game is way deeper than i thought, i thought it was juat a silly farming game

[deep meadow]

Can Marnie please pay me to buy a duck

[calm sandal]

U can be a silly farmer in this complex game, nobody gonna stop u

[compact dirge]

At that point it's free

[warped hazel]

its more than a farming game

[potent tusk]

Chat I'm scared

[deep meadow]

Char?

[dreamy valley]

man, i just buy seeds, water them, fish and give gifts to people, way deeper

[deep meadow]

Is that an Undertale reference

[dreamy valley]

charborg?

[potent tusk]

Typo

[hybrid mural]

[potent tusk]

I'm hiding my son with my other hand

Holding

Typing one handed

[hybrid mural]

...

[warped hazel]

!offtopic

[novel thistle]

The off-topic/general chat channels are https://discord.com/channels/137344473976799233/137344473976799233 & (non-Stardew) https://discord.com/channels/137344473976799233/177124219144896512 !

To use this command, type !offtopic.

[potent tusk]

But Lowkey I'm scared

[deep meadow]

Of what

[hybrid mural]

It is a silly farming game, with a whole lots of other things sprinkled everywhere

[potent tusk]

That I might be pregnant again

[dreamy valley]

"little things" pfft smh

[ornate roost]

[deep meadow]

I mean you can always say no to the prompt

[potent tusk]

I mean I have a son that's 4months old

We wanted to wait

[deep meadow]

Oh I thought you meant in game

[potent tusk]

No

Irl

[foggy fulcrum]

?

Ohhh

[hybrid mural]

Yeah Junimos

[foggy fulcrum]

Racing stuff

[compact dirge]

Well no kidding

[dreamy valley]

im gonna play rec room and stardew all week. w

[foggy fulcrum]

Yeah

Nahhh bro someone in a diff server I'm in just sent corn with a p and a mod just said he'd delete it tomorrow

It's gone!

Hell yeah

[deep meadow]

That's uhhh

crazy

[foggy fulcrum]

Anyways I gotta sleep XD

Night

[deep meadow]

Did y'all hear about that farming game called Stardew Valely

[foggy fulcrum]

No

[hybrid mural]

We did hear of wumbus valley

[deep meadow]

You mean peak?

[hybrid mural]

Instead of Lewis, Pam was the mayor

[zinc bolt]

Wumbus Valley

[gritty gorge]

Hello

[ornate roost]

Hello

[gritty gorge]

How is everybody doing

[ornate roost]

Still hanging out

[compact dirge]

Hi there

[robust cedar]

i got the trashed cad

[compact dirge]

Same, I should be working on finishing the recipes in the game

[ornate roost]

Same goes for my farm layout as well

[echo basin]

Hey im good. Good morning and how are you?

[compact dirge]

The what?

[ornate roost]

https://tenor.com/view/exhausted-gif-16488960657204297614

@hybrid mural

[robust cedar]

it like a list of trash stuff u can add to your house

[echo basin]

Thrash can maybe

[hexed iris]

trash catalogue?

[compact dirge]

Ohhhhh

[robust cedar]

yes sorry

[echo basin]

Oh congratz i like em.

[hexed iris]

all good! no worries haha

[robust cedar]

also im off to ginger island!!!!

[ornate roost]

Dont forget to put /spoiler

[robust cedar]

oh sorry

[ornate roost]

No worries it happen a lot

[echo basin]

Nice nice. Have fun there
||Don't forget to bring your watering can||

[compact dirge]

I'm about to unlock mine

[astral rapids]

Hi

[ornate roost]

||in skull cavern ?||

[compact dirge]

Hiiiiiiiiii

[astral rapids]

I’ve been here for 6 months

I just hide in the shadows like Krobus

[ornate roost]

Well you are still villager after all

[hybrid mural]

No!

[compact dirge]

No the other thing

It wont let me spoiler tag it

[compact dirge]

Sneaky sneaky

[astral rapids]

Real

[tawny saffron]

[robust cedar]

i forgot it at home!!!!! nooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!

[compact dirge]

https://tenor.com/view/sneak-gif-19074549

[ornate roost]

It also wont let me tag as well, strange...

[zinc bolt]

haven't slept yet, opened stardew valley, the white screen destroyed my eyes

[compact dirge]

Anyway you know what I was talking about though

[echo basin]

Reset reset day

[compact dirge]

Flashbang

[potent tusk]

Imma play stardew tmr since I'm off

[robust cedar]

its being upgraded

[ornate roost]

I know stardew is just that good

[ornate roost]

Yeah, i do understand it

[weak oxide]

Hi!!!

[weak oxide]

I'm new here in this game and community and i'm in love with this game

[fiery solstice]

@zinc bolt felt that

[compact dirge]

https://tenor.com/view/welcome-michael-scott-dunder-mifflin-the-office-welcome-aboard-gif-27005393

[ornate roost]

It is addicting indeed

[weak oxide]

Now I have a farm with one of my friend and it's really funny to play, we are looking to plan our farm layout

[echo basin]

Hello. Welcome to SDV server

[weak oxide]

Yes! I can stop playing this game at all, I don't want to stop XD

[compact dirge]

It's an addiction

[robust cedar]

i hate clint now

[compact dirge]

what did he do now?

[echo basin]

Why why why why you hate my drunk buddy

[ornate roost]

Whenever you feel stuck feel free to ask us in here and we'll answer it

[robust cedar]

he has my watering can!

[robust cedar]

he has my watering can!

[zinc bolt]

wasn't good for the headache I already have lol

[compact dirge]

Fair enough

[echo basin]

He upgrade your watering can

[robust cedar]

yea im on the purple one

[echo basin]

Yes that's my drunk buddy. I dont mind spend 1k g with him at saloon

[glad ravine]

i wanna get into boulder's gate, is it worth it?

[compact dirge]

Yes I absolutely love the game. It isn't for everyone though which is understandable cause not everyone likes dnd type games

[ornate roost]

Buy all of beer stock in saloon till the two of you get really drunk and passed out somewhere

[warped hazel]

[glad ravine]

i havent tried any dnd type game, i heard u can do pretty much anything ingame thats why i wanna play it

[compact dirge]

You can go absolute evil route or take the noble path and save everyone, there really is no wrong playstyle. It is completely up to the player and what choices you want to make

[glad ravine]

alright im sick of being the good guy in all other story games lol. i'll get it after the exams, really excited

[compact dirge]

If you really want the dark path I would reccomend playing as the Dark Urge origin

[compact dirge]

Can't say too much without spoiling but I hope you have fun playing it

[glad ravine]

im that evil haha, its just nice to have an option really.
im more into a mage with a sword idk is dark urges fit that

[compact dirge]

There is different classes you can play the dark urge is just the base character with a pre-set backstory

[glad ravine]

thats boring lol. my friend is really into dnd, he has a group and they always hang out and play dnd irl lol

he spends a lot of time building the imaginary world the play in which sounds crazy to me

[compact dirge]

It can be if you aren't into it but it is super fun being able to create your own little world and what goes on

ANYWAY

[stark bluff]

lets get back to stardew valley i think

[deep meadow]

You think?

[compact dirge]

I was getting there sorry

[deep meadow]

Did it hurt /j

[compact dirge]

I want some of the swords in the game in stardew that would be cool

[stark bluff]

CA should add a stickbug sword

[hollow drift]

I want the one that you donate the prismatic shard to

[glad ravine]

lmao ALRIGHT IG THATS ENOUGH

[compact dirge]

That would be amazing

[deep meadow]

ConcernedApe should add farming

Maybe in 1.7

[hollow drift]

Loll real

[compact dirge]

If you have any other questions you could ask me in #town-square

[compact dirge]

It's pretty nice

[glad ravine]

lexi bro help, im getting deeper into the mines, and my bone looking weapon is just not doing it for me anymore what do i do

[glad ravine]

thats alright, thanks a lot

[deep meadow]

There's a better one on floor 90

At least I hope it's better

[hollow drift]

It sounds neat. I just did the bridge repair and that area is spooky :,)

[hollow drift]

Once you get deep enough, you’ll eventually get obsidian sword which is pretty good

[compact dirge]

Yah

[hollow drift]

Just keep goin, you got it B)

[glad ravine]

im on 30th floor, ion think i can use that thing till 90, it takes like a dozen hit to kill those zombies

[deep meadow]

Bone looking weapon at floor 30?

[glad ravine]

how deep

[deep meadow]

:hmm:

[hollow drift]

Kill the slimes and get the reward from Gil lol

Gives better sword

[compact dirge]

That would take a while though

[hollow drift]

I don’t remember which floor it was, exactly

[[Obsidian Sword]]

Oof, check wiki tho

[deep meadow]

You mean the Insect Head?

[hollow drift]

Yes

[deep meadow]

[[Insect_Head]]

[gleaming girder]

https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Insect_Head

[hollow drift]

Wasn’t sure if it was a spoiler lol

[compact dirge]

umm idk but I don't think it is

[hollow drift]

I got it pretty quick so its def doable

[glad ravine]

its called the Femur, i bought it from that adventurer guild guy

[compact dirge]

1,000 slimes?