stardew-valley

[worn escarp]

Hmm idk

[brazen whale]

me vs. staying on topic ever (ADHD brain)

[lone pumice]

I ended up dealing with my anger issues on my own, but now I think I actually need a therapist. I'm just too self aware for it to help me, I think

[tame iron]

oops I just restarted my game after getting an auto petter from a treasure chest

[lone pumice]

Im grateful I don't have anger issues anymore tho lol

[worn escarp]

Ik this shit is off topic

[boreal stag]

you can open treasure chests?

[lone pumice]

||Skull Cavern|| brings the inner rage back to me though

[brazen whale]

I'm quite familiar with the struggle of being very self-aware but not having enough self-control

[brazen whale]

real

I simply don't go there

[tame iron]

are you genuinely using chatgpt for this or...

[worn escarp]

What u asked a question

[tame iron]

not the item, I meant the chests in skull caverns

[brazen whale]

bruh...

[exotic wind]

I go at my own pace and focus on what I want. Haven't been to the end game yet and on year 6

[boreal stag]

ooooooooo

[exotic wind]

Year 7 spring now I think

[boreal stag]

ok

[brazen whale]

Guys should I go get myself a smoothie

[worn escarp]

Sigh thats enough social interaction for me

[tame iron]

I was wondering if there was a specific reason for your visiting only every 6 weeks, because it sounded infrequent, but that's a bit off topic, I hope you get help from your therapy

[lavish basin]

Absolutely

[boreal stag]

yes

get one for me two

[brazen whale]

Delightful, now I have motivation to do so

[worn escarp]

Thank you

[brazen whale]

sending you a smoothie via the internet

[boreal stag]

ty

[lone pumice]

mmmm I want a smoothie

[hybrid mural]

What smoothie

[exotic wind]

I want taco bell

[lone pumice]

You are so real for this twin

[worn escarp]

Why

[summer pier]

im in my first year of stardew ever and it said theres a storm tmrw, is there anything i can do special in a storm or is it just normal rain

[lone pumice]

Later in the game, yes. But beginning, probably not

[exotic wind]

Because its delish. I get like 5 burritos after the gym

[summer pier]

alright thanks!

[lone pumice]

I love the Crunchwrap Supremes

They're so fricken good yo oh my god I'm drooling at the thought of it

[worn escarp]

Wait dosnt that defeat the purpose of the gym?

[lone pumice]

Depends on the purpose

Gaining muscles, no. Losing weight, yes

[exotic wind]

I'm trying to put on muscle

[worn escarp]

Ah ok

https://tenor.com/view/no-pain-no-gain-workout-rat-getting-fit-gif-10458198

[exotic wind]

This game is so addictive

[lone pumice]

Jolyne, give us Steel Ball Run

https://tenor.com/view/johnny-joestar-king-von-king-von-johnny-joestar-anti-piracy-screen-johnny-joestar-tiktok-sticker-netflix-gif-15496977903175842722

[hybrid mural]

Play at office

Netflix said no feck you

[devout elbow]

Hmmmm

[ornate roost]

Let me have a look again in my mods folder

[lone pumice]

Hmmmm

[devout elbow]

Peak 🔥🔥

[tired warren]

anyone know a good way to get coal? 🙏

[lone pumice]

Have you had the Crunchwrap supreme

[lone pumice]

Mining. Hope this helps

Buying it from Clint

[tame iron]

yey

[lone pumice]

||and the quarry spawns coal nodes||

[devout elbow]

I actually don’t know. Maybe? It’s not my go to

[tired warren]

||the place across the bridge?||

[tame iron]

reset floor 41, 51 or 61 of the mines for dust sprites, or turn wood into coal

[lone pumice]

It's so fricken good Its my go to and ajhdjdkrkdkdnd I want it so bad

[tired warren]

you'll catch me dead before i waste precious wood

[lone pumice]

My only reason to live is the Crunchwrap supreme (exaggeration)

[tired warren]

ive been in a shortage 😭

[tame iron]

well you can also just buy it from cl*nt

[devout elbow]

Lowkey tho if that’s what it takes 🙏 valid reason

[tired warren]

never contributing to his shop

[devout elbow]

I see I see 🔥🔥‼️‼️

[tame iron]

get a mod and steal from him! 🤑

otherwise just mine

[devout elbow]

Censoring his name 😭😭

[tired warren]

i'll give pierre shark tank type of royalty before i give clint more than he needs honestly

[lone pumice]

That message can be horribly misinterpreted without context, I have realized

[devout elbow]

Help whoops you’re right my bad 😭😭

[tall mantle]

Good morning just woke up 6am

[devout elbow]

Gmgm

[lone pumice]

No sorry I meant the one I sent you responded to

[tall mantle]

Gonna head to gym soon after eating something

[hybrid mural]

||Quarry spawn coals? i thought only wine spawns there ||

[tall mantle]

Good morning lenovo

[worn escarp]

Dropped a meme 🤣 😂 🤧 😭

[hybrid mural]

Bro been p[laying 15hours a day

[tall mantle]

Who?

[devout elbow]

Ohhhh I just took it as enthusiasm lol

[lone pumice]

Santa

[toxic inlet]

Who’s y’all’s favorite Bachelor/Bachelorette?

[devout elbow]

Santa making the elves do all the work while he plays Stardew 15 hours a day

[hybrid mural]

Abogail

[devout elbow]

Shane :))

!abogail

[novel thistle]

To use this command, type !abogail.

[median wind]

Got home and cba even turning my Xbox on

[devout elbow]

😭😭

[hybrid mural]

Life does that to you

[devout elbow]

You’re real for that. I haven’t turned on my laptop at all since I got home

[hybrid mural]

What time humie

[median wind]

I was so hyped to play it and now I’m home just no

[brazen whale]

Smoothie secured (peach!)

[hybrid mural]

Got any extra left?

[devout elbow]

It’s like a quarter to 9pm rn

[median wind]

Gonna watch gameplay YouTube videos of stardew valley instead 🤣

[brazen whale]

EST gang

[median wind]

1.45am

[devout elbow]

Yeeee 🔥🔥🔥

[devout elbow]

That looks good

One of my cows is named Smoothie

[brazen whale]

Nice

[devout elbow]

Ye

[brazen whale]

Not Milkshake?

[worn escarp]

Time to play sd

[devout elbow]

I also have one named Milkshake actually

[median wind]

Smoothie with Greek yogurt is nice

Strawberries and banana with mango mmmm

[hybrid mural]

Smells like EU

[devout elbow]

That’s valid! Have fun

[median wind]

United Kingdom 🤟🏽

[lone pumice]

I have a cow named Sheep, and one time it gave birth and I was SO fucking confused when my "sheep" gave birth to a baby cow

[ornate roost]

You can search up lovely blonde hairstyle by "mychocolate" and dont forget to added fashion sense mod as well otherwise the mod wont work properly

[brazen whale]

Mine was 1/2 cup Greek yogurt (I made my mom put it in the blender for me bc it looked nasty when I opened the container), 1/2 cup apple juice, and 1 cup of frozen peach slices

[tame iron]

thank you kind farmer!

[brazen whale]

Oh and a splash of vanilla extract

[devout elbow]

😭😭😭 lmao

[ornate roost]

No problem

[devout elbow]

That’s fire

[median wind]

Oh that sounds so good

[brazen whale]

Me playing Stardew is so funny bc there’s no way I’d ever be able to run a FARM

[quartz onyx]

Hi

[brazen whale]

I can’t even stir separated yogurt without getting grossed out

[devout elbow]

Games allow you to do so much you could never do irl

[hybrid mural]

Sounds like 90% of ppl here

[devout elbow]

[median wind]

Same😭 I ran away when a highland cow started chasing me I stand no chance

[brazen whale]

True

OMG I LOVE HIGHLAND COWS

they’re one of my favorite animals

[median wind]

I fed some today😂

[brazen whale]

I wish Stardew had more cow variants

[brazen whale]

Aww were they cute?

[median wind]

Yeah, brown one and a black one

[worn escarp]

What are some fall corps i must have

[brazen whale]

If Minecraft did it, so can you, Stardew Valley! Drop the cow variants!

[brazen whale]

Pumpkins

[ornate roost]

Cranberries or pumpkin those two are great

[hybrid mural]

Cranberries spares you the pain of replanting

[tired warren]

i'd focus on cranberries and pumpkins and get some of the others for cc

i mainly plant cranberries tho

so i can keep them there for winter and i dont have to retill/rewater by next spring

[median wind]

I racked up my money in autumn

[tired warren]

im doing way better my 2nd run in fall 1

[hybrid mural]

And went to hibernation in winter?

[tired warren]

i think i miscalculated how much i'd be making tho

i did the math and thought it'd be 130k every 5 days but its only 60k

still good tho i

[median wind]

I’m only on first winter 1 so far

[hybrid mural]

Bro was off by half

[ornate roost]

If you also want to do the CC then i suggest you buy the rest of them just 1 seed

[tired warren]

well wiki said each cranberry tile is 510g of profit 😭

[pallid badge]

its been almost 3 irl years and 9 stardew years and i still havent even gotten a pillar pls i need fun money making methods 😭

[tired warren]

so i just did 510x272 which is like 130k

[brazen whale]

Ancient fruit/star fruit wine

Iridium aged

[worn escarp]

Bro I can only play for 30 minutes 😒 😤 😑

[median wind]

How do you get different coloured chests?

[median wind]

How come?

[hybrid mural]

You can recolor individual chests

[worn escarp]

My mom says 30 minutes then get of to be healthy

[pallid badge]

i want to do that but its lowkey boring, i wish there were more fun money making methods

[median wind]

Ahhh that sucks

[hybrid mural]

Fish

[median wind]

I wanna make a big smeltery

[tired warren]

oh wait

it says 510g per tile over the course of the season

im not smart

[ornate roost]

||go for legendary fish that'll give you roe and make it into aged of roe it'll get 7k each, ancient fruit making wine with iridium rarity each of them is 4k (to be precisely 4,620||

[whole tulip]

hi

[ornate roost]

Hello

[hexed iris]

||skull cavern|| runs, and if you enjoy fishing, smoked iri quality lava eels sell for 5879 each

[whole tulip]

i always loved skull cavern runs

[ornate roost]

Hey there steph

[worn escarp]

Ok thanka

[hexed iris]

hihi

[whole tulip]

i had like 2000 unsmelted iridium because i was saving up

[devout elbow]

Location needs to be under spoilers

[hybrid mural]

Will they propagate

[ornate roost]

Make sure you use /spoiler

[hexed iris]

saving up for what haha
smelt and sell them, that's just money sitting there untouched XD

[whole tulip]

no my old save is gone bruh

it was all there

https://tenor.com/view/ahoklollmao-noooo-nooo-noo-no-gif-17139315586294057944

[hexed iris]

!embeds

[novel thistle]

You can post images and embeds in most channels once you reach Cowpoke (level 5) on the server. You earn levels by sending messages, and will be notified by this bot when you've earned Cowpoke! You can send images in ⁠⁠#images-and-memes at any level.

You can read more about the server channels in ⁠⁠⁠#welcome and roles in ⁠⁠⁠#roles, and check your current level with /lvl in ⁠⁠⁠#governors-mansion.

To use this command, type !embeds.

[whole tulip]

aw dang it

[ornate roost]

https://tenor.com/view/no-donkeys-shrek-gif-1107972158425297474

[hexed iris]

just yap more, u'll reach level 5 soon enough

[whole tulip]

ok

i will be a yappatron

like my irl self

[ornate roost]

How you've been doing lately ?

[hybrid mural]

So forever alone

Tale of the Legendary

[hexed iris]

i'm okay! doing a ridgeside + expanded run atm and it's been interesting seeing the ridgeside stuff, how about you?

[whole tulip]

guys do u wanna play 2 truths and 1 lie

i wanna get to know u guys

[ornate roost]

If you make another pond with other fish variant, the fish wont be lonely anymore

[devout elbow]

That might be better for #town-square

[whole tulip]

ok

thank u

[devout elbow]

Since this channel is better suited for #stardew-valley

[devout elbow]

Npnp

[hybrid mural]

Bro's tryina make the legendary fishies even lonelier by showing it's neighbor have FRIENDS

[ornate roost]

Doing great as well, im still trying to figuring out how my farm layout gonna be its really difficult i must say

[ornate roost]

I mean we always visit the fish and grab the roe, so that's count as not lonely

[hybrid mural]

[devout elbow]

I love this emoji

[hybrid mural]

7h sleep and im still sleepy

[hybrid mural]

Right? It's me irl

[devout elbow]

Rip 💔

[devout elbow]

You’re Kermit the frog⁉️⁉️

[hexed iris]

ooh that's good to hear! yess farm layouts are tricky, i am a messy (non)decorator so i feel that haha. hopefully you're getting plenty of inspiration from the farms and outfits channel!! i've also seen some use the planner tool

[hybrid mural]

Damn i don't have access to the kermitfall

[devout elbow]

Unfortunate

[hybrid mural]

Jolyne writing an essay

[ornate roost]

It is pretty tricky indeed, was hoping my brain not melted too much but it did..so im gonna take a break for a bit

[ornate roost]

https://tenor.com/view/shannon-sharpe-undisputed-nope-funny-face-gif-536487951695337499

[whole tulip]

I HAVE SO MANY MISSED ASSIGNMENTS FU-

[compact dirge]

I’m freee

[hexed iris]

ooof i can imagine haha, breaks are always gooood enjoy!!

[worn escarp]

9

[tired warren]

is there a way to get crocus in fall besides the travelling cart?

[tired warren]

this is how its been for me with the forest farm

[topaz glen]

Nope just winter.

[tired warren]

ah i see

[lavish pasture]

Mbee

[north perch]

Ok If I am trying to luck max without rock candy its eel and pumkin soup right?

With two luck rings

on a good luck day

any other way to get more luck?

[boreal stag]

lucky lunch give 3 i think

[devout elbow]

If you have a greenhouse and the four plants needed for the winter wild seeds (so if you’ve already gone through winter once and keep things), you could get it earlier that way

[north perch]

Your right. Is there a drink that give luck as well?

[boreal stag]

yes

i will say in spoiler channel

[civic pelican]

Case closed lol

[high jetty]

Heya! I'm on the Switch. Just joined lol

[civic pelican]

[mystic forge]

Hi hi hi

[compact dirge]

Hiiii

[high jetty]

Hihihi!!

[cerulean arch]

Playstation, best game btw

[inner glade]

Hello everyone 👋

[karmic zephyr]

Hi!

[worn escarp]

Sigh

[devout elbow]

Hello!!

[worn escarp]

Hi im on the switch im Billy

[hybrid mural]

Good morning bois

[devout elbow]

Gmgm Ieowo

I just noticed the “owo” in your name

[hybrid mural]

But it'd been there since year 1

[ripe needle]

!leag

[novel thistle]

To use this command, type !leag.

[devout elbow]

I was reading it all as one word

[devout elbow]

Most cursed image

[hybrid mural]

How in the world

[compact dirge]

Oh my

[ripe needle]

Probably like Leo-Wo?

[hybrid mural]

Fair enough

Contemplating to nap at office or to sleep at office

[devout elbow]

Both

[hybrid mural]

[devout elbow]

WAIT YOU BIRTHED THE CURSED IMAGE⁉️⁉️⁉️

[hybrid mural]

Put him on the stake

[devout elbow]

I will be

(For legal reasons this is a joke)

[vast oxide]

Wow just completely cold shouldered the girls

@ornate roost can you believe this

[devout elbow]

I didn’t even realize

And I’m a woman

[hybrid mural]

Good morning bbg

[devout elbow]

Took bois as gender neutral

[vast oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/getout-gif-16327023334064302194

[hybrid mural]

[devout elbow]

bbg 😭😭😭

[hybrid mural]

Jolyne is my bro

My oat bro

[compact dirge]

What is happening

[hybrid mural]

Better you don't know

[hybrid mural]

Big bro guy

How long has it been since you guys own the game

[devout elbow]

Since Christmas 2024, you?

[hybrid mural]

That's actually pretty recently

[compact dirge]

My switch, for probably a year and on my pc maybe like 2 months

[hybrid mural]

I was a criminal before 2023

Man best purchase ive ever had, changed laptop like 2-3x and got a new pc

The only game i install on every single one of them is sdv

[tough perch]

If it tickles your pickle nothing's wrong

[vast oxide]

I rotate frequently between a small collection of games even tho I own like 200 games

[hybrid mural]

200 games, surely there are some you never gotten your hands to

[vast oxide]

There are a lot I have not touched

[vast oxide]

I guess this isn't true, there are some games I have with no replay value

[deep meadow]

December 2022

[hybrid mural]

Stardew though, for some reason it pulls you back even if not everyday

[hybrid mural]

Bros been at it for longer than my in game years

[deep meadow]

I was gifted the game for free but never started playing until 2023

[vast oxide]

What are you 18

[hybrid mural]

No wtf

My in game years, im still on year 2

[vast oxide]

Ohhh

I think the longest I've had is 4 years in one save

[random dagger]

sameee

my sister has Y10 saves and i'm just like how

[hybrid mural]

I think i managed to get to y6 once but thats with mods sve and rv

[hybrid mural]

[winged hound]

Hi

[hybrid mural]

Wtf do you do 10y into the game

[hybrid mural]

Good morning

[random dagger]

she plays really slow tbf

[summer pier]

how long does it take for a cow to grow up

[deep meadow]

Make money

[summer pier]

and the other animals too

[hybrid mural]

Not the capitalism

[deep meadow]

Five nights

(at freddy's )

[hybrid mural]

Fair, i thought im chillin with my farm, not chill enough apparently

[ornate garnet]

Am back

[random dagger]

i got the game back in 2021 and only recently got perfection lmao

bc i kept restarting 😭

[vast oxide]

I have not played this but also I can't even successfully pass a level of Observation Duty

[hybrid mural]

what was the first farm layout

[vast oxide]

Idk I keep getting the boat unlocked and then I got to the place it takes us and bail

Like every time lol

[random dagger]

standard > river > forest ❤️ > 4corner

[hybrid mural]

River

[deep meadow]

Riverlands

[random dagger]

im on y3/y4 in those saves and only 1 is completed lol

[brazen whale]

DON'T DO HILLTOP

DON'T BE ME

[vast oxide]

Hilltop is fine

[brazen whale]

THE AESTHETICS AREN'T WORTH IT, TRUST

[hybrid mural]

I did do hilltop on my 2nd run, it was awful

[vast oxide]

I made it work

[brazen whale]

I thought the platforms and the river were cute

and they are

but it's so bad for layout purposes

[high jetty]

I'm Wintyr lol

[worn escarp]

Ok im bob

[random dagger]

hilltop lowkey looks fun

i feel like in my next save (in the future) i'll try beach

[hybrid mural]

I remember vaguely tryina fit my coop somewhere... And they ended up suffering

[vast oxide]

Just throw the chickens in the river

They can swim right?

[random dagger]

they float they'll be fine

talking abt swimming. ... my ducks still haven't done it 😔

[hybrid mural]

Can you?

[random dagger]

i've waited 4 years pls swim,....

[hybrid mural]

Youre notnlooking close enough

[vast oxide]

They should swim

[random dagger]

perhaps... maybe they do it when i'm not looking

[hybrid mural]

Only when youre notnlooking

Stupid sausage fingers

[random dagger]

i've seen them swim in my other saves... but this one.... ough.... they want me to be the one swimming

[vast oxide]

New stardew pet idea,

A puma/mountain lion

[random dagger]

i want mouse or sth like that

[vast oxide]

The white lady in me calls to pet the wild man eating animal

It'll be fiiiine

[hybrid mural]

Them pets gonn eat your cows

[vast oxide]

It'll be worth it

It's just expensive pet food

Or- puma horse

Instead of horse, it's puma

https://tenor.com/view/chifuyu-riding-cat-chifuyuridingcat-gif-23639685

Me in stardew

Also why is that a whole tiktok

[random dagger]

the creator WILL be credited

[vast oxide]

It'svin the gif search

[random dagger]

horse variations woulf be nice

like the kitties and dogs

[vast oxide]

I use Elle's horses right now

[random dagger]

oooh

[vast oxide]

But that snail horse mod has been tempting...

[thick arch]

I got the angler fish!

[tired warren]

is turning pumpkins into wine worth it?

[vast oxide]

Is that even a thing

[flat sluice]

Are winter fish more valuable than other season's fish

[tired warren]

oh is it not?

i assumed every single one was

[vast oxide]

It's just pumpkin juice

[tired warren]

oh

[vast oxide]

Which is arguable just as gross sounding

[tired warren]

hey man

gold is all that matters

[ornate roost]

Tsk tsk what an unbelievable coming from Ieowo, i guess girls are not even allowed with a warm welcome (also my apology for the late reply just got back from my morning walk )

[hybrid mural]

Just gonna throw me under the bus like that

[vast oxide]

It's okay that's why only you got this

Girls sticking together

[tired warren]

pantry completed fall 15 🙏

[hybrid mural]

[ornate roost]

Power gals

[random dagger]

not necessarily i think

some all around fish are more expensive than winter ones

[ornate roost]

I meant gal pal

[hybrid mural]

Did you bite the stray cats

[vast oxide]

Hey now, my cats a stray. And she's more polite and gentle than the fucking gremlin I adopted at the shelter

[pliant dew]

Hey

I'm new here

[warm grail]

this game is overwelming man

[hybrid mural]

Jolyne will bite your cats

[mystic forge]

Hi

[vast oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/kylo-ren-traitor-star-wars-gif-16767158544211392703

[hybrid mural]

Hola

[ornate roost]

Well i love cats so that's not gonna happen

[little mica]

Howdy!

[hybrid mural]

You truly never nibbled your cats?

[pliant dew]

I'm also new to stardew valley

[pliant dew]

-# only made is to summer of the first year

[little mica]

Aye! Howdy!

[ornate roost]

As in nibbled yes and i will never hurt my cat with bite

[devout elbow]

Never too late to continue playing

[random dagger]

it really is but just take it slow and go at your own pace

[pliant dew]

[celest locust]

Just venting or do you need help with anything? 🙂

[devout elbow]

It gets less overwhelming as you learn more. Never be afraid to use the wiki 🙏

[hybrid mural]

Love how sdv have just enough goals to direct you with what to do but still have huge freedoms with what you want to do

Wow i caught brain damage trying to word

[pliant dew]

Why am I gren colour

*green

[random dagger]

new

[pliant dew]

Ok

[random dagger]

i like that you never really miss anything

[pliant dew]

I see it all

[ornate roost]

[random dagger]

failed at a quest but can still retry once it's back in rotation

[devout elbow]

Frfr

[hybrid mural]

You can fix candles count?

[devout elbow]

The Wizard quests… 😨😨😨

[hybrid mural]

If you can then yeah, you never truly miss anything then

Other than ||sc 100floors challenge dialogue ig||

[leaden moth]

What do i do with an extra 1k of sap

[hybrid mural]

Snort

[leaden moth]

Bruh

[celest locust]

Fertilizer!

[leaden moth]

The thing is the only fertilizer i use is speed gro. And i have the deluxe fertilizer recipe if I ever need it but i never do

[random dagger]

snacks....

[celest locust]

Do you have a storage system? You can have it sitting around for when you need it

[leaden moth]

Maple snacks?

[random dagger]

delicious saps... ur skin turns green bc it's good

[pliant dew]

Why does Abigail have a sword

[leaden moth]

I do however i am a chronic hoarder so i have a full shed rn. Trying to get rid of stuff i never ever use

[hybrid mural]

You got a shed full of chest with craps?

[leaden moth]

I think this is related to something u unlock with her after a bunch of hearts

[celest locust]

Ah gotcha. I wouldn’t say sap is worth selling since it’s 2g per sap unless you are in a pinch

[leaden moth]

Nah most of it is useful just haven’t processed it yet

And i dont like never having ingrediants

[pliant dew]

Like 3

[hybrid mural]

Phew because damn even i don't have that much craps saved around

[leaden moth]

I may or may not just sell it actually thx. I can literally get more as i have a second stack of 999 already

[random dagger]

it doesn't have much use once you're far into the game tbh

[celest locust]

I always keep a decent amount of sap on hand just for fertilizer and trap bobbers but if it’s just not worthwhile for you to keep then getting rid of some won’t hurt 🙂

[hybrid mural]

Can you let yourself get rid of them though

[leaden moth]

Ok will sell then thx guys

[hybrid mural]

Whoa whoa

[random dagger]

i tend to keep them then just sell em when i need to make space for other useful items

[leaden moth]

If it were anything else no. But its literally sap

It spawns so easily

[pliant dew]

Who is

[random dagger]

govna

[pliant dew]

🕴️

[celest locust]

If you have an area dedicated for a tree farm then you will have another full stack in about a season anyway lol

[leaden moth]

Lol i just finished one so yea

[pliant dew]

YOU CAN HAVE A TREE FARM

[random dagger]

i put tappers on my mahagony trees bc i don't want them to feel left out

sap farm 😭

[hybrid mural]

Where do you farm your trees, railroad?

[leaden moth]

Its not like Minecraft its not automated

[hybrid mural]

Its automated with the machine being you

[celest locust]

Railroad is where I do mine. I make the quarry a tapper farm

[leaden moth]

Lol thats wild but kind ig

Dang how many trees do u guys need. I mean once u get all the buildings u want from robin how much wood could u possibly need

[hexed iris]

kegs, jars

[leaden moth]

Dont get me wrong i put some seeds there for green rain

Ah i see

[celest locust]

Yup. It’s usually just for these

[leaden moth]

Infinite money glitch

[pliant dew]

Now I can farm field snacks easier

I have one Dr. Pepper tic tac left

[leaden moth]

Finally got enough iridium sprinklers from krobus the goat. Any real reason to keep using quality?

[random dagger]

not really... aesthetic?

[pliant dew]

How do I make a tree farm guys

I need to know

[random dagger]

gather seeds and plant somewhere empty/spacey enough

[pliant dew]

O

[celest locust]

I like keeping quality for spaces where the iridium ones can’t reach but there’s not enough spaces available to justify putting iridium down if that makes sense

[hexed iris]

e.g. ||desert|| or train station

[faint granite]

Are you a boy or a girl?

[pliant dew]

I'm a all of the above

[hybrid mural]

Borl

[leaden moth]

Hmm ok thx

[faint granite]

[leaden moth]

I have 40 quality sprinklers that idk what to do with now really

[pliant dew]

Wgat are sprinklers

I just started playing

[leaden moth]

Hmm im guessing u are very early game. Just a way to make farming easier

[leaden moth]

Id get out of here to avoid spoilers and just play

[devout elbow]

Just drank mayo in front of my husband. I think I made him confused

[pliant dew]

I'm in the first summer

[pliant dew]

I ate playdough in front of my sister and made her feel smart

sandvich

[pliant dew]

No

I need to know how to buy crops

[random dagger]

you can get seeds from pierre's general store in pelican town, east exit of your farm

[pliant dew]

I spent all my money on spaghetti and my crops died

I'm broke

[leaden moth]

No offense but ur sister was right

[random dagger]

do you have your fishing pole?

[pliant dew]

I lost 3000 money on spaghetti

[pliant dew]

No

I sold it

[random dagger]

you can fish for money, or you can forage maybe

girl

[pliant dew]

Wait

I can sell sea shells

For more spaghetti

[random dagger]

yep

bruh

u need financial consult i think

[pliant dew]

We need a spaghetti emoji

[random dagger]

enough 🍝

time to get money for seeds

make money from crops -> buy spaghetti w profits

[proven merlin]

Make spaghetti with your crops

[pliant dew]

holy mayors shorts

Is that Walter White

[proven merlin]

Indeed

[pliant dew]

Guys where are the

Iv looked everywhere

[devout elbow]

Wait, crops don’t die. Well I guess they do if they don’t grow before the end of the season, but if you don’t water them, they just dont grow

[faint spire]

Perhaps it's a forest? Or the grassland in front of Mani's house?

[bitter lintel]

can't have looked everywhere if you don't have them

[pliant dew]

I didn't water them at all (for 3 weeks)

[pliant dew]

Are they in the bath

[faint spire]

Be sure to remember to water the plants. If you're worried about forgetting, you can use a reminder mod

[random dagger]

it's closer to you than you think

[pliant dew]

Is it in the railroad switch

[bitter lintel]

lol why would they be in the railroad

[pliant dew]

Idk

[hybrid mural]

Well i wouldnt put being a streaker above lewis

[devout elbow]

Why?

[pliant dew]

I was buying out all the spaghetti

[bitter lintel]

you want spaghetti, well forgetti, we all out

[harsh crescent]

||Marnie's! (Check her room) 💀||

[pliant dew]

But I need to know where the mayor was streaking

[pliant dew]

I'm not a good person to enter her room

[random dagger]

kinda funny

[pliant dew]

I stole her plant
-# by accident

[grim path]

you dont have 2❤️ whith her?

[worn escarp]

I want a gf irl and in game

[grim path]

gl

[pliant dew]

I only got one

[hybrid mural]

Smells like Lewis

[random dagger]

dont we all 😔

[tough perch]

Get off discord and work on your rizz game then

[pliant dew]

Not me

[worn escarp]

I had a girl flirting with me

[pliant dew]

Dayum

[tough perch]

Then what's stopping you

[hybrid mural]

How long did it take you to realize

[random dagger]

you need to talk to marnie more and give her gifts and get to two hearts

[grim path]

frfr

[random dagger]

for access to her room

[grim path]

then rizz her up

[pliant dew]

The game won't let me

[random dagger]

won't let you talk to her?

[pliant dew]

Nah my rizz is chopped

[random dagger]

you can talk to her everyday and gift her twice a week

[grim path]

skill problum

[pliant dew]

*pro plum

[toxic inlet]

Gift a girl a liked gift a lot

[grim path]

did i ask for help?

[worn escarp]

Interesting

[hybrid mural]

Refer to the wiki for which gift they like

[toxic inlet]

Yeah

[pliant dew]

I only got 52 of the same Item
I'm broke

[worn escarp]

!Haley

[novel thistle]

To use this command, type !haley.

[worn escarp]

Wife

[worn escarp]

Eww

[grim path]

[worn escarp]

What???

He's ugly

[grim path]

[worn escarp]

[pliant dew]

I got 53 amythyst and 5 fiber
I have nothing to give.

[worn escarp]

Ur nvm I cant here

https://tenor.com/view/band-aid-gif-26718880

[pliant dew]

I don't get it

[random dagger]

sell the amethyst and use the money to buy spaghetti

[pliant dew]

Does Marnie like spaghetti

[worn escarp]

Ur too younh

[random dagger]

she does like it i think, not love

[fallen condor]

Good morrow!

[toxic inlet]

My favorite rock muncher

[pliant dew]

I'm broke
Help

[toxic inlet]

Give the amethyst to Abigail trust

[grim path]

frfr

[carmine scarab]

Mornin'

[pliant dew]

I'm up to 4 hearts

[grim path]

morning

[pliant dew]

I be grinding

[fallen condor]

How is everyone?

[grim path]

im good you

[pliant dew]

Tired

[fallen condor]

I just finished brekky and am about to play SDV.

[carmine scarab]

It's 5:55 am, I'm tired as shit

[fallen condor]

Is it late where you are?

[fallen condor]

Still haven't slept?

[pliant dew]

It's midnight and I'm still grinding hearts

In sdv

[carmine scarab]

I have, i just woke up too early

[hybrid mural]

Whose heart

[grim path]

its 11pm for me

[pliant dew]

[fallen condor]

Ohh, gotcha. Maybe coffee might help, unless you wish to sleep a lil' longer?

[brazen whale]

it gets turned into juice, not wine

[fallen condor]

I've started a new save once again. I don't think I'll graduate and move to spoilers.

[grim path]

lol

[fallen condor]

This is just like Pathfinder.

[carmine raven]

Day 78 of gifting Evelyn the broken glasses she lost

how many pairs did this woman buy…

[hybrid mural]

Ayy brother, peak gamer girl

[ornate roost]

Good morning

[stoic wagon]

Is it better to make star fruit into wine or dehydrate it

[fallen condor]

Hello, Jolyne. Good morning to you as well.

[grim path]

wine\

[hybrid mural]

Good morning

[fallen condor]

Rn I'm setting my game plan.

[pliant dew]

I beat prairie king

[hybrid mural]

[grim path]

.

[ornate roost]

[pliant dew]

It cost restarting the day 9 times

[fallen condor]

I've beaten Prairie King without dying on my previous save, now I'm back to square one.

[hybrid mural]

I was nice for once and this what i get

[ornate roost]

How's your day Yū ?

[fallen condor]

Um, you know that Welwick Oracle TV?

Basically, "the day is in your hands" for me.

[vital gale]

Hi chat!

[hybrid mural]

Hi chat!

[echo basin]

Good evening

[pliant dew]

Hi chat!

[ornate roost]

Well you didnt welcome us back then isnt that right ? @vast oxide

[vital gale]

Fuck u

[hybrid mural]

[worn escarp]

Hey thats rude stop that

[pliant dew]

Fuck u

[echo basin]

Bruh

[worn escarp]

STOP

[vital gale]

Fuck u

[echo basin]

At this point im not sure if you joking or not

[carmine scarab]

The fuck is going on?

[leaden moth]

Bots

[pliant dew]

None of the above

[hybrid mural]

Kinda cringe but alr lol

[vital gale]

Fuck u

Sowy chat

[pliant dew]

Say "Fuck u'

[hybrid mural]

I just lost a couple braincells, welcome what

[ornate roost]

[vital gale]

No
Im a good person now

[pliant dew]

Wgat

[fallen condor]

Isn't there a version of Penny with a gun?

[ornate roost]

https://tenor.com/view/el-risitas-risitas-wheezingrisitas-gif-21432588

[vital gale]

What za phonk?

[ornate roost]

Then you may have some oats

[grim path]

https://tenor.com/view/robin-stardew-valley-laugh-giggle-gif-20883850

[pliant dew]

Guys don't say "!haley."

[vital gale]

I didn't know Penny was a muscular woman

[worn escarp]

!HALEY

[novel thistle]

To use this command, type !haley.

[hybrid mural]

Brother oats

[pliant dew]

Why

[echo basin]

!hayley

[novel thistle]

Haley only has one ‘y’ in it…

To use this command, type !hayley.

[hybrid mural]

When was the last time you played

[pliant dew]

Would !willy work then

[grim path]

no

[pliant dew]

R

E

S

[pliant dew]

E

Wgat

[pliant dew]

[summer pier]

if i place sprinkilers down will the crops get watered that day

[random dagger]

overnight!

[pliant dew]

Idk probably

[daring summit]

Ye sprinklers sprinkle every mornin

[pliant dew]

👇R

[calm sandal]

only 6.00 AM

[daring summit]

If you place them on a day they will not water that day

[pliant dew]

Where do I get sprinklers

[hybrid mural]

The sprinkler sprinkles the sprinkled \

[daring summit]

Gotta make em

[summer pier]

alright thanks :D

[pliant dew]

How

[grim path]

you make them

[daring summit]

Crafting

[ornate roost]

Hey there slime

[pliant dew]

Wgat mats are needed

[summer pier]

also should i stuff all my blueberrys into the box or should i save them for artisan things

[daring summit]

You unlock more sprinklers for crafting the higher your farming level is

[daring summit]

I forgot

[pliant dew]

🧑‍🦲

[daring summit]

I haven't played this game in like, 8 months

[pliant dew]

Blad

[summer pier]

dont get regular sprinklers, quality sprinklers which water 8 tiles each is 1 gold bar, 1 iron bar, and 1 refined quartz

[bitter lintel]

dehydrator

[pliant dew]

Can u build a desprinkler

[vagrant helm]

Wishing everyone a good day today

[daring summit]

Oh yea and the basic one is copper, iron and refined quartz right

[hybrid mural]

Have a great day too

[tall mantle]

Yoooo good morning

Im back home

[summer pier]

alright thanks :)

[warped hazel]

morning

[calm sandal]

hello world

i ve been buzeh

[carmine scarab]

Mornin'

[ornate roost]

I can tell that

[ornate roost]

Morning

[ornate roost]

Morning

[calm sandal]

my rainbow role gonn while im buzeh 😔

[pliant dew]

Would gifting a book increase my rizz level

[ornate roost]

Yeah everyome who has the rainbow just poof away, maybe i will get it soon enough

[daring summit]

What does this mean

[tall mantle]

Increases ur nerd level tbh

[calm sandal]

i just 300 levels away from permanent rainbow

[ornate roost]

What level are you on again ?

[calm sandal]

about so

[tall mantle]

Whats rainbow?

[daring summit]

1030 left for me

[hybrid mural]

How check

[tall mantle]

.../lvl

[pliant dew]

IS THAT THE STARTER ENEMY BLUE SLIME FROM THE GAME TERRARIA

[ornate roost]

Didnt know you could get ol'slitherlegs permanently

[daring summit]

In #governors-mansion

[tall mantle]

👆

[hybrid mural]

Im only 51

[ornate roost]

The one that you have right now

[calm sandal]

by boosting server, but im cheapskate on using nitro

[tall mantle]

Im 33

[daring summit]

Nah you get local legend which is purple n green

At level 2000

[hybrid mural]

Bros been at it since the dawn of time

[daring summit]

Level 970 for me

[pliant dew]

@modern hedge

[tall mantle]

Dayum

[ornate roost]

I did get coines by boosting the server, ill keep that in mind

[tall mantle]

What does that do?

[pliant dew]

Wgat

[daring summit]

30 levels left until 1000 🔥

[rigid spade]

if i eat something with +2 foraging could it increase my luck while harvesting my crops?

[hybrid mural]

Test

[calm sandal]

crops not equal to foraging, unless its winter seed type

[rigid spade]

fank u

[ornate roost]

It took approximately 2/3 years to get local legend right ?

[calm sandal]

wuh

[ornate roost]

Just to look cool

[calm sandal]

thats unecessary

[tall mantle]

Thank/fuk/spank in one combo

[pliant dew]

If I gift Abigail a book about cave exploration will it increase my w rizz

[daring summit]

The theoretical lowest time you can get local legend in is 41 days

[hybrid mural]

Where tf you gonn be spamming

[daring summit]

It does take most more than a year tho

[tall mantle]

Ahh.....😐

[daring summit]

I been here almost a year and I'm still level 971

[tall mantle]

Ive just been a week

[pliant dew]

What do you mean by level

[hybrid mural]

38 in a week,

[daring summit]

I got 73 in 11 days

[tall mantle]

33

[daring summit]

After joining

[tall mantle]

Bro is true yapper

[hybrid mural]

How do you rmb something from so long ago

[daring summit]

My record is 13 levels in 1 day

[hybrid mural]

I dont even remember my lunch from yesterday

[grim path]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-say-what-wait-what-huh-confused-gif-6106526198908117631

[pliant dew]

What dose level mean?

[tall mantle]

Wth

[daring summit]

The level on da server

[pliant dew]

O

[tall mantle]

#governors-mansion

[daring summit]

The most you can possibly get in 1 day is 48 levels (24 hours straight, nonstop yapping)

[grim path]

fr?

thats crazy'

[ornate roost]

After 41 days without sleeping for once, wake up like the undead

[tall mantle]

Im scared that the fact bro actually calculated that shit

[pliant dew]

How I see me lvl

[tall mantle]

..../lvl

#governors-mansion

[daring summit]

It's pretty easy it takes 1 hour for 2 levels so 24×2 = 48

[tall mantle]

Without the dots

[tall mantle]

Ohkay.... makes sense

[ornate roost]

It depends whether they keep chatting or not

[calm sandal]

def dont spam

or junimos gonna get ya

[ornate roost]

[grim path]

ya

[hybrid mural]

Crack finally getting banned?

[daring summit]

The mods will delete your messages and reduce your level ya

[daring summit]

The spammy ones

[pliant dew]

Why does my lvl say 573

[tall mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-screaming-then-running-away-spongebob-squarepants-spongebob-spongebob-meme-running-gif-14848209682511966800

[pliant dew]

*2

[hybrid mural]

Been nice knowing you

[tall mantle]

Because u didnt chat much

[tall mantle]

I wwould miss you.....lenovo

[grim path]

fr

[pliant dew]

I just got here 9 minutes ago

[pliant dew]

I'm old

[grim path]

w

[tall mantle]

Well....thats why ur on level 2 isnt that obvious?

[grim path]

how a;d

[daring summit]

To get to level 2 you need to have been chatting for atleast half an hour

[tall mantle]

Probably he came in the server again

[pliant dew]

I'm a master yaper

[daring summit]

Everyone starts at level 1

[grim path]

frfr

[calm sandal]

except admins

kek

[pliant dew]

Pause

Nvm

[tall mantle]

must have been the wind

[pliant dew]

Must have been thewind0524

[ornate roost]

We saw that

[tall mantle]

No u didnt XD

[daring summit]

I saw a message but I didn't read it in time

[pliant dew]

I did

[tall mantle]

Shush 🤫

[ornate roost]

Ill let you slide for now

[daring summit]

Ah wait almost forgot

[pliant dew]

But your onto smth

[daring summit]

Daily pailer

[tall mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/opm-garou-one-punch-man-one-punch-bad-animation-gif-12908806381437203306

[pliant dew]

Pam 😭

[ornate roost]

https://tenor.com/view/stardew-valley-stardew-pam-horse-stardewtok-gif-11713672146116119377

[random dagger]

porse

[pliant dew]

Who is a clam

[pliant dew]

I am

[daring summit]

The what

[tall mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-lion-thinking-ragebait-rage-bait-monkey-gif-14090242814517187668

[pliant dew]

E

[hybrid mural]

[grim path]

https://tenor.com/view/sebastian-stan-sebastian-jumpscare-sebastian-stardew-stardew-valley-kirakat5-gif-25950352

[pliant dew]

!hayley

[novel thistle]

Haley only has one ‘y’ in it…

To use this command, type !hayley.

[tall mantle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/587042660599201795/1108407659448774716/797.gif

[pliant dew]

Ayo where my image perms at

[dusty spoke]

Good morning

[pliant dew]

I made a good art

[grim path]

you need lvl5

[tall mantle]

Rip ......u cant unless u get level 5 ig

#images-and-memes

[pliant dew]

How much yaping is that

[daring summit]

2 hours

[tall mantle]

Good morning 🌞

Just dont spam

[dusty spoke]

I lied is night

[daring summit]

You have like 1 hour left

[tall mantle]

But its morning to me

[pliant dew]

hi

[dusty spoke]

Oh good morning!!!

[daring summit]

Sup

[tall mantle]

Anyways breakfast time.....ive ordered today gym made me lazy for other work

[grim path]

kk

[pliant dew]

I stood up to fast
I feel like the world is revolving

[grim path]

what

[random dagger]

low iron

[daring summit]

The world is revolving

[pliant dew]

The world revolving

[calm sandal]

the world is desolving

[true wagon]

Which sword is best for under 5000g

[tall mantle]

Nah the planet is....world isnt.....

Does world mean the whole universe?

[tall mantle]

Dont buy sword

[true wagon]

huh

[grim path]

fr

[tall mantle]

Complete 150 monsters and u get 30k sword for free

By talking to the old man

[pliant dew]

Steal it from Abigail

[true wagon]

Who

[tall mantle]

In the adventure guild top right old man

[hybrid mural]

And the pufferseb is back

[true wagon]

Okay

[tall mantle]

LMAOOO

[pliant dew]

[grim path]

[hybrid mural]

[tall mantle]

[ornate roost]

I just left for a sec and wtf...

[grim path]

[hybrid mural]

Thats why you should never have left

[pliant dew]

YOU

[calm sandal]

too much stickering my dude

[ornate roost]

https://tenor.com/view/nope-no-way-im-out-gif-25376698

[pliant dew]

[hybrid mural]

Give me an idea what to put on my status

[grim path]

https://tenor.com/view/sebastian-sebastian-stardew-valley-stardew-valley-stardew-ugly-fella-gif-16764390626283046405

[ocean orbit]

yikes

[grim path]

[pliant dew]

Likes eating chalk

[tall mantle]

[hybrid mural]

Crack will play with you

[ocean orbit]

oh god 💔 💔

[tall mantle]

I have 10 bombs

[ocean orbit]

i sold my first eggo too

[grim path]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-no-woody-toy-story-3-facepalm-worried-gif-3568621156533494843

[ornate roost]

You could put your status about sv

[hybrid mural]

Try them on your crops

[ocean orbit]

i bankrupt myself on the first day of every single season 💔

[tall mantle]

Already misclicked and tried

[pliant dew]

You've got a friend in me

[grim path]

https://tenor.com/view/hug-gif-12449717820644440458

[ocean orbit]

i finally got to level 100 of skull caverns yesterday. started with 60 mega bombs and 120 bombs. left with 50 mega bombs and 100 bombs

[ocean orbit]

lmao rly?

[pliant dew]

Friend inside me

[hybrid mural]

I dont think putting in my status would be in my best interest

[ocean orbit]

my bro accidentally used a bomb and blew up his kegs 🤣 🤣

[grim path]

https://tenor.com/view/friend-inside-me-toby-fox-woody-toy-story-deltarune-gif-9231829624306389324

[toxic inlet]

The one thing I hate about stardew is that I’m not sure how I want to make my farm

[ornate roost]

Well you dont have to 😭

[pliant dew]

It was tricky Tony's fault

[ocean orbit]

rearrange it in winters

[hybrid mural]

Leaving it messy is an option...

[pliant dew]

Make it with rizz and crops

[tall mantle]

Yep.....i was in shock for whole 5secs

Ofc i reset the day then

[grim path]

LOL

[ocean orbit]

now where's the fun in that

[pliant dew]

I blame toby fox

[ocean orbit]

ye, i had to do that too

[hybrid mural]

The fun is in navigating through all the mess

[ocean orbit]

yday my bro and i were on our co-op lvl 100 run in the skull cavern, and the little shit accidentally left the mine on lvl 80 🤦‍♂️

[ocean orbit]

i continued and got to lvl 100

[toxic inlet]

I know but I hate chaos

[ocean orbit]

then he begged me to restart the day

[tall mantle]

Already my grandead left me a messy farm what else mess do i need?

[hybrid mural]

grandead is wild

[pliant dew]

Chaos Chaos

[ocean orbit]

real

[maiden schooner]

Deltarune mentioned

[pliant dew]

💛🩷

[grim path]

https://tenor.com/view/shane-stardew-valley-stardew-valley-shane-welfare-gif-16681831593415370958

[tall mantle]

I started the 1st part i forgot the name......and i had to defeat my own mom.......i couldnt.....i never played after that

[pliant dew]

That's undertale

[tall mantle]

Yep undertale

[hybrid mural]

Still on crack i see

[grim path]

https://tenor.com/view/lmao-lmao-meme-lmao-gif-lol-lol-cat-gif-4552813418803199403

[tall mantle]

Who is on me? 😈

[hybrid mural]

[grim path]

https://tenor.com/view/you-have-won-a-prize-wooden-spoon-we-have-a-winner-you-won-you-win-gif-22988623

[tall mantle]

That was a bad joke ik

[viral gate]

where is this from