stardew-valley

[bronze sedge]

mermelade and wine

[lone pumice]

Never. You never get what you want from any sort of geode in this game.

You get it later when it's out of mind

[hushed oracle]

all i want is the cool looking sword😭

[bronze sedge]

what do you want from them

[hushed oracle]

cool lookin sword

[bronze sedge]

wich one

[lone pumice]

Be less broad

[hushed oracle]

i think its the only sword you can get from mystery boxes

ossified blade

[scenic marsh]

more specific?

[hushed oracle]

its a .3% chance but im eager.

no shot i got a prismatic shard before the sword.

[novel thistle]

@hushed oracle You leveled up to Cowpoke. You can now share images in all channels!

[hushed oracle]

dope

[lone pumice]

[[ossified blade]]

Sigh

It's a bone sword

[hushed oracle]

the bone sword with the glowing end

like a mix of the bone sword and the holy blade

[lone pumice]

What's your current sword

[hushed oracle]

||galaxy sword||

i want it for the looks

[glacial coral]

Gotta spoiler that here

[lone pumice]

I see

[brazen whale]

https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Ossified_Blade

[hushed oracle]

im putting clint to work with all these mystery boxes

[devout elbow]

He will still tell you he’s not making enough when you talk to him

[lone pumice]

I've killed zero enemies since I've acquired that sword, but I've gotten married, upgraded my Coop and House to max, completed a bundle in the cc, and gotten max friendship with two villagers since unlocking it

Absolutely putting in its worth, trust me

[hushed oracle]

what does the book of stars do

i got it and its not showing up in the tab

[lone pumice]

Doesn't it tell you if you put your cursor over it

[bronze sedge]

i think its a bit of xp for everything

[hushed oracle]

oh ok

[hushed oracle]

i used it before checking lol

[lone pumice]

So real

[fallen quest]

So true, I wish it changed after you spend a certain amount of money there tbh. Like I probably spent over 10m buying ores from him and he says he is poor damn...

[devout elbow]

Frfr…

It always gets me when Marnie complains about being broke when she’s never there to sell things 😭😭😭

[fallen quest]

By the wat, how did you get 10th anniversary role? Didn't see any info about it at #roles

[hushed oracle]

im 80 mystery boxes in and only things of note ive gotten are a prismatic shard, mystery shirt, mystery hat, golden pumpkin, pearl, 2 combat quarterlys, and a book of stars

[lone pumice]

He told me that after I spent 25k back to back for upgrading tools to iridium quality

[devout elbow]

It was from when you sent a message in #archived-stardew-memories before it was archived 🤕🤕

[alpine spruce]

this is exactly why i bought the book for her shop so fast

[fallen quest]

Such a shame I wasnt active then :<

[novel thistle]

@fallen quest You leveled up to Cowpoke. You can now share images in all channels!

[fallen quest]

Yeay finally

[devout elbow]

Crazy 😭😭 I guess you put him in a new tax bracket and Mayor Lewis charged him too much in taxes for the statue…

[devout elbow]

True 💔💔🤕🤕 that sucks ngl

[bronze sedge]

or when she says "i wasnt very productive today"

like, i know

no need to tell me

i know better than anyone marnie

[devout elbow]

LMAO YEAH I giggle every time like girl we know 😭💀

[lone pumice]

Maybe stop staring at your microwave and let me buy a damn animal

[fallen quest]

I would probably tell a story of how my friend made me buy sw so we can play together, then I chopped all the treas in the world with the starting axe, he left and we didnt play for over a year lol

[hushed oracle]

im enjoying all the hardwood im getting from these boxes

[bronze sedge]

i never feel bad for them when they say that

[devout elbow]

Lmao that’s so funny 😭😭

[bronze sedge]

because i know i just wasted 1 million at their shop

no way they are still broke after that

[fallen quest]

One of my favorite stories haha

[hushed oracle]

ive gotten 3 mystery hats

[fallen quest]

We like to joke that there were signs of my love for unreasonably hard and big projects since the very beginning

[fallen quest]

Robin and Clint are probably the richest people in town after my farmer

[hushed oracle]

my last 20 mystery boxes i got the sword i wanted

[fallen quest]

By the way does anyone else purposely doesn't sell at Pierre's shop? I really dislike how he either claims he grew/made products himself of villagers just straight up tell you product was shit and Pierre told us its yours (Im not sure if its out product being actually bad or Pierre selling bad stuff alongside with ours and not saying anyone about it)

[hushed oracle]

yes but pierre is married to caroline and caroline is priceless so who really is the richest?

[fallen quest]

His daughter is Abigail too! Man won in life

[hushed oracle]

i was sad about not being able to marry caroline so i settled for the next best thing. her daughter.

[fallen quest]

Lmao

I just found her eating rocks hilarious

[hushed oracle]

the first time i saw that i thought it was the funniest thing ever

[echo cloak]

is it worth recording stardew or na

[tardy fox]

sure it is

if you want to, go for it

just, be aware that if you are doing a first playthrough and post it somewhere, you'll probably get spoilers in the comments

[echo cloak]

Well. I play on my r36s when I aint home so should i js do a new save on my pc?

[tardy fox]

I have no idea want a r36s is

[echo cloak]

portable console thingy magic thing

[oblique crystal]

@twin tusk I am inevitable.

[tardy fox]

ok, can you even take screen recordings on it?

[echo cloak]

it says yes but theres no mic

[tardy fox]

then you'd need to take a separate audio recording then edit them together so they sync up

[echo cloak]

aaa

[shut mortar]

i like cucumbers

[tardy fox]

🥒

[devout elbow]

Leeks feel like a myth I cannot find enough of them

[lone pumice]

me when im trying to find leeks for Evelyn's spring quest

[devout elbow]

Literally me rn

[lone pumice]

I just used the 30 wild seeds I got from the cc a year later

[calm knot]

hi im new here :3 and the first time i played i put all my effort into trynna marry robin before i realized she was married! </3

[devout elbow]

Omg that sucks

[tardy fox]

f

many have been there

[bronze sedge]

you are nto alone

[weary dragon]

many have tried. all have failed

[bronze sedge]

unless

[weary dragon]

then after I found leah and married her like 2 months later

[calm knot]

went for harvey instead 😝

[tardy fox]

unless you are willing to try the dark arts of modding

[tardy fox]

I went for Abby first

[glad hazel]

guys why does everyone hate any male npc showing romantic interest in anyone

[lone pumice]

Me but with Abigail

[bronze sedge]

because they deserve it

[tardy fox]

Abigail isn't married tho

[weary dragon]

I was fishing and I kept giving fish to leah and I made it my quest to find what she actually liked and before I knew it I was at like 6 hearts

[tardy fox]

(except when it's my save, then she's married to me)

[glad hazel]

how so? What did Demetrius, Pierre, or Clint do?

[lone pumice]

Get Pierre out of that list.

[weary dragon]

well uhhh demetrius is married to robin and uhh it should be me

[calm knot]

married to robin instead of leaving her single

[tardy fox]

Clint is a stalker, Pierre kinda a bad dad, Demetrius is just Robin's dorky househusband

[calm knot]

LMAO

[lone pumice]

Clint is NOT a stalker, that's a common misunderstanding

[calm knot]

rude to sebastian

[tardy fox]

like, objectively, Demetrius isn't that bad

sure, he's a bit overbearing with Maru sometimes

[weary dragon]

yes he is. he married robin.

[glad hazel]

Clint's not a stalker, he's just socially awkward. Yall act like you're not literally dating NPCs instead of going outside

[devout elbow]

I just planted 19 (broke one by accident)

And I have 7 days and 4 to go, so hopefully…

[calm knot]

he thinks a tomato is a fruit and would die on that

[tardy fox]

I was just outside actually

[weary dragon]

well uhhh thats uhhh actually fair point

[bronze sedge]

being unsufferable 😔

[weary dragon]

haha same here

I should have been writing my essay thats due tmrw

[tardy fox]

I didn't touch the grass tho, too muddy

[lone pumice]

Pierre issues

[devout elbow]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-essay-the-gif-19819866

[tardy fox]

Pierre is actually insufferable tho

[lone pumice]

Grass kills me, I must stay inside playing sdv

[bronze sedge]

cant say the real reasons, ill get banned 😔

[bronze sedge]

me

[weary dragon]

actually thats one more word than I already have

[bronze sedge]

meeeeee

[lone pumice]

For which character....?

[glad hazel]

i havent completed the game yet so idk all his dialogue but how so

[tardy fox]

||Abby 6h and that one event with his stash||

[devout elbow]

Giggled 😭😭

[bronze sedge]

all the mentioned

[drowsy grotto]

he's never once spoken of sebastian afaik unless its when he wants to change his basement into a secondary lab so i hate him for that

[bronze sedge]

true

[tardy fox]

Seb is my beloved twink

[bronze sedge]

also he thinks we are a bad influence for maru

[glad hazel]

We all have flaws. Nobody ever goes after the female NPCs though. Caroline is a cheater and nobody cares

[tardy fox]

I think I'd be great influence on Maru

[drowsy grotto]

oh me too but then i almost passed out

[tardy fox]

I'd make her gay

[bronze sedge]

innocent until proven guiilty

[weary dragon]

yeah when I got that I was already married so idk what he was even talking about

[drowsy grotto]

the grass was too potent

[bronze sedge]

dont talk ill of my homegirl caroline

[glad hazel]

does the same go for clint

[bronze sedge]

no

[glad hazel]

sexism

[bronze sedge]

he is proven guilty already

[drowsy grotto]

yeah and didnt tell maru the full sotry in her cutscene so ive hated him since

[tardy fox]

the best thing Demetrius does is put mushrooms in my cave queue the mushroom vs bats debates

[glad hazel]

how and guilty of what

[weary dragon]

when I went I actually remebered that all the npcs are inside but I realised since i pretty much have an npc schedule I need to go back inside

[glad hazel]

erm no fruit is way better who needs mushroom

[lone pumice]

-# Queue denied, too many requests, try again later

[tardy fox]

... I should look for AbbyXMaru fanfics on ao3 :3

[drowsy grotto]

since when was caroline a cheater

[bronze sedge]

cant say it

[tardy fox]

it's a common theory that ||the wizard is abigail's real dad||

[bronze sedge]

ill get banned

[lone pumice]

Nobody in this game canonically cheats other than the Farmer if that's who you want to be

[drowsy grotto]

is this about mr wizard???

[glad hazel]

||Abigail is very strongly hinted to be the son of Caroline and the Wizard, not Pierre||

[bronze sedge]

jwdwjwej

[drowsy grotto]

well yeah but thats not proven lmao

[hybrid mural]

Oh god 😂

[glad hazel]

except carry

[weary dragon]

it doesnt really make sense as caroline can say that she wishes abigail didnt dye her hair so much

[bronze sedge]

cover up

[hybrid mural]

Nothing confirmed by CA himself, but goddamn it smells

[drowsy grotto]

and that her og hair colour was chestnut or something like that

[bronze sedge]

otherwise why would she bring it up so frequently

[lone pumice]

Your little conspiracy theory isn't confirmed, hence not exactly canon until confirmed by devs or in game

[tardy fox]

there's even a mod that undyes her hair

[drowsy grotto]

i can believe it but again lmao

[tardy fox]

I dislike its existence on principle

[drowsy grotto]

not confirmed

[weary dragon]

guys when I went outside I actually saw a puddle and it could have secretly been a slime so I just had to return to my home and play stardew instead

[drowsy grotto]

me too hell nay

[glad hazel]

||Abigail: I don't remember the last time I died my hair. (magic implications)
Pierre: Does abigail even look like me?
Wizard: I have reason to believe one of the townspeople is my child||

[tardy fox]

I would totally be down with a mod that randomly changes abby's hair colour between various colours every few weeks in game

[glad hazel]

but she looks good purple

[hybrid mural]

Wasnt there a time where abigail's original hair color's topic got touched

[tardy fox]

she does look good in purple

[drowsy grotto]

oooh yes bro that'd be awesome

[bronze sedge]

||"abigail was born one year after we moved to stardew valley"||

[tardy fox]

please do not call me bro ever

[lone pumice]

||Abigail mentions how she couldn't get the purple dye out of her hair when you marry her

Abigail asks if she should dye her hair again, implying her purple hair is dyed

Your wizard statement doesn't prove anything||

[tardy fox]

but yeah, it would be a great mod

[glad hazel]

When abby asked me if she should die her hair and I said "i like it the way it is" i was being genuine and she's like "ofc ud say that wahh"

[drowsy grotto]

i apologise wholeheartedly

[tardy fox]

if it doesn't yet exist, might make it lol

[bronze sedge]

why bro 🥺?

just kidding 😔 dont vaporize me

[glad hazel]

further supports the theory ig

[tardy fox]

I'm a trans girl. Err on the side of caution, never call a trans girl 'bro'

[tardy fox]

best response is ||Bubblegum pink||, actually

[devout elbow]

I mean bro is gender neutral imo

[glad hazel]

none of these disprove anything, and the first only reinforces it

[glad hazel]

ik it is but im not gonna lie to abby

[tardy fox]

source: I routed Abby marriage speedrun a while back and that question was a part of the route

[drowsy grotto]

ohhhhh i understand now lol will def try not to do it again

[tardy fox]

ok, you can think that, most trans girls disagree. Don't call us that

[glad hazel]

People call cis girls "bro" all the time. If you're a girl, why be so sensitive abt it

[lone pumice]

How? She mentions she literally dyed her hair and couldn't get it out. It doesn't reinforce your theory at all.
Since you can go off of implications, I can too, so the second one does debunk your theory.

[tardy fox]

Please stop questioning me on this

[drowsy grotto]

chill it's literally a preference lmao

[glad hazel]

ok but like u cant expect people to assume you're sensitive to that

[tardy fox]

I am sick and tired of cis people who go "But dude/bro/man is being used gender neutrally!!!"

Just stop

[glad hazel]

because it is?

like okay whatever

[tardy fox]

if someone tells you not to say it, do not say it

[devout elbow]

I mean I am a biological woman and people call me bro. However, it’s a fair preference to not wanna be called that. I’m just gonna say that whoever said it probably had no ill intent

[lone pumice]

Well, not to be an ass, but it is usually used gender neutrally

[drowsy grotto]

many cis girls also dont like to be called bro

[bronze sedge]

i think he called you bro because thats how he usually writes, i dont think he knew

[tardy fox]

oh wow, another dogwhistle

[bronze sedge]

also its getting a bit off topic

[tardy fox]

I am a biological woman too

as in, I take estrogen, a biological hormone

[glad hazel]

shh dont say gender, that word is offensive to me as i am actually a boy specifically

[hybrid mural]

👏

[devout elbow]

This is definitely not Stardew Valley related

[glad hazel]

anyway back to my point: clint is a good person and if i was gay hed be my second option

[weary dragon]

some people just write bro or dude in their messages because its like a reflex

[bronze sedge]

yes

[weary dragon]

you dont know how many times ive done that by accident

[lone pumice]

Im one of those people smh

[devout elbow]

He’s trying frfr 🙏 he’s just lacking socially

[bronze sedge]

just leave it there

[drowsy grotto]

er.... okay. back to stardew content

[hybrid mural]

After abigail? 😲

[sweet escarp]

wtf was that gift icon

i didnt send a gift why was it there

[weary dragon]

yeah can we all just discuss stardew valley instead

[lone pumice]

I ate it

[glad hazel]

second male option after sam*

Abby will always be unbeatable

[lone pumice]

You fed me lunch

[sweet escarp]

good, scared the shit out of me

[bronze sedge]

everyone got a little defensive there

[hybrid mural]

Oh, who would be the first one

[weary dragon]

can we talk about how weird the farmer is

[mossy prawn]

I love seb sm

[weary dragon]

in the eyes of npc

[lone pumice]

We know how weird the farmer is

[bronze sedge]

its a well known fact

[hybrid mural]

I swear Abby is 99% of the first time boy's wife in stardew valley. Me included

[weary dragon]

you literaly live alone with piles of rocks sticks and stones and then show up at peoples house with gifts at 6am

[devout elbow]

Literally. Theres some cutscene with Lewis and Marnie and they end up being like “wtf are you doing eavesdropping?”

[drowsy grotto]

honestly like why r we hiding in the bushes so much

[lone pumice]

I find it hilarious how most of the first heart events are entering an npc's house uninvited

[keen plover]

the farmer is og stalker

[sudden bloom]

No offense but what was the dog whistle here😓

[weary dragon]

yeah how i just randomly enter emilys house while shes sleeping

[glad hazel]

i thought people like leah

Abby is the correct option though. I think out of everyone I've seen I deserve abby the most

[tardy fox]

'biological woman'

[devout elbow]

People say Clint is a stalker (he isn’t) but we are (we = the farmer)

[lone pumice]

Fr lmaooo

[tardy fox]

and I am done with this topic, all y'all cis ppl can't handle it at all

[weary dragon]

I also stalked leah for like 4 days 😭

[sudden bloom]

I’m not cis 🫩💔

[drowsy grotto]

me neither lmao

[drowsy grotto]

but anyways hello???

[lone pumice]

Why...?

[sudden bloom]

Does anyone know how the boo Radley I can get more energy

[hybrid mural]

Why are people so against lewis and marnie? Correct me if im wrong though

[keen plover]

thisss, like i get emily-lovers who dislike him, but i dont get the hate towards him otherwisee

[tardy fox]

Marnie deserves better

[weary dragon]

I wanted to find schedule ok i didnt know there was a wiki

[lone pumice]

Because they're so secret about it

[drowsy grotto]

lewis treats marnie terribly

[glad hazel]

Not only are you the only one who can't handle anything, but I thought we moved on from this topic already.

Also would you say "yall trans people cant handle it at all" like gimme a break with the cisphobia

[keen plover]

he breaks open rocks for us, that dont seem like the easiest job 😭

[bronze sedge]

the person who searchs in to trash cans, eats raw fish and stuff they just found in the ground, constantly spies on people and has multiple partners

[lone pumice]

[[Leah]]

[gleaming girder]

https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Leah

[glad hazel]

marnie could js say no

[hybrid mural]

How terribly 😂

[tardy fox]

I just asked politely that people not call me bro and everyone had to question it

[weary dragon]

yeah I know now lol

[lone pumice]

Marnie has a few braincells missing. She stares at microwaves

[weary dragon]

ok weve moved on a while ago now

[devout elbow]

Yeah. I feel like it’s people misinterpreting him 😭😭

[drowsy grotto]

i mean she should but also it's complicated cause lewis seems spiteful im ngl

[weary dragon]

kent literaly stands under a tree for 6 hours

[glad hazel]

It's simply an unreasonable request that you did NOT ask politely. However, we will try our best not to call you "bro" from now on.

[bronze sedge]

dude, just let it aside

[tardy fox]

... it is not unreasonable to not want to be misgendered

[lone pumice]

Can we just drop it already 😭

[sudden bloom]

What the boo radley is cisphobia

[bronze sedge]

move on bro

[weary dragon]

please stop

go into ur personal dms if u wanna continue this

[keen plover]

we live and learn! let's just talk about the game we all love!

[glad hazel]

hol up im not the one who continued talking first why are ppl only mad at me im lit trying to end it

[sweet escarp]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1417314741457649690/1478792522947104828/monsters-vs-aliens-bob-and-jello-girlfriend.gif

[bronze sedge]

😔

[drowsy grotto]

oh my god you guys can have this conversation somewhere else because this isnt about stardew valley

[sudden bloom]

This argument is so boo radley Patrick ball Josh huchterson whistle

[weary dragon]

were mad at both of u

[forest pecan]

What’s happening?

[glad hazel]

nobodys telling other bro to shut up 🙏

[sweet escarp]

are you having a stroke, do we need to call the paramedics

[glad hazel]

why are we talking about tkam now-

[weary dragon]

theyre arguing over smth that ended a while ago

[tardy fox]

oh so people are mad at the trans girl for trying to tell people "hey, calling me bro is kinda not ok" now? I see how it is

[forest pecan]

Oh not surprised

[sudden bloom]

Idk you tell boo radley patrick ball

[weary dragon]

no Im not mad at u for that im mad that u keep dragging it

[lone pumice]

We're upset because both of you are making it a bigger issue than it is, that's all.

[sudden bloom]

Ohio silence

[keen plover]

its def not that, it's letting it go on for way too long

[weary dragon]

everyone else is over it

[bronze sedge]

its been like 10 minutes

[main elbow]

<@&239770080378880001>

[drowsy grotto]

one, respect her wishes if she does not want to be called bro. two, the one who accidentally called her bro (me!!) apologised ages ago. Move on guys.

[glad hazel]

shouldnt have been an issue in the first place can we literally shut up

[sudden bloom]

Guys this isn’t fun yun

[tardy fox]

thank you!

[sweet escarp]

look as someone fully on your side, you're not gonna get anything productive out of the chat rn. go take a breather for your own sake

[keen plover]

someone should make funyun mod

[sudden bloom]

HAVE SOME COMPASSION

[glad hazel]

I don't wanna keep talking abt this i was tryna talk abt stardew valley and how abby is hot

[weary dragon]

ok lets talk about that instead guys

[hybrid mural]

And she a gamer

[lone pumice]

This is big ups

[forest pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/windpress-brainrot-brain-rot-our-brains-are-shrinking-gif-7538676913220146917

[keen plover]

not a very good gamer, but a gamer nonetheless

[sudden bloom]

If you look at the juxtaposition of it all

[lone pumice]

Needs a farmer boy (or girl) to beat a single level for her

[bronze sedge]

idk who this is but the caption of the gift matches

[hybrid mural]

And she adventurous, maybe because she got it from her father

[sudden bloom]

It’s so ephemeral overstimulation avoidant attachment

[keen plover]

but can go into the caves alone and get bombs and such

[tardy fox]

||there's actually dialogue like a week later where she says she beat the level herself||

[lone pumice]

Acts crazy for gifts while playing that spike ball balloon game on Tiktok

[sudden bloom]

Like so boo radley core

[drowsy grotto]

yes fr

[glad hazel]

Abby is actually canonically straight because I am male and I canonically am the only person who should be able to date her

[forest pecan]

It’s some YouTuber that live streams mobile games and talks in gibberish

[tardy fox]

I've been looking into Abby dialogue a bunch while making my mod

[drowsy grotto]

idk how cause i cant even beat lvl 2 LMAO

[bronze sedge]

oh, shrimp brain then

[forest pecan]

lol

[sudden bloom]

So like we got some Elliot fans up in here chat🥹🖖🏾

[lone pumice]

I remember that now, I only remembered the one where she tells me she still can't a few days after

[sweet escarp]

i cant be bothered to wait for this pig to grow up, can a truffle just fall into my hotbar now

[bronze sedge]

try in mobile. its impossible

[lone pumice]

He's ok. Not cool for hitting on my wife though.

[drowsy grotto]

i only have it on laptop/pc lol

[sweet escarp]

he wouldn't trade me for a billion Iridium bars (i think)

[forest pecan]

Hmmm what layout should I do

[drowsy grotto]

ohhh yeah i imagine it is

[keen plover]

asking as a survey, [ofc dont answer if ure not comfy], are you by coincidence above the age of 30

[drowsy grotto]

farm?

[bronze sedge]

i beat the minigame in pc, then tried on my phone and kept dying because the controls are HORRIBLE

[lone pumice]

He'd trade you for a new pencil

[tardy fox]

I mean, the first time I got Abby 2h, ||I couldn't help her beat it either. Managed the second time I got that event on a separate playthrough||

[forest pecan]

Yea

[drowsy grotto]

I broke up with harvey just to go and date him

[lone pumice]

I couldn't break up with an NPC if I tried

[glad hazel]

people genuinely like elliot?

[sweet escarp]

it was a reference to his marriage dialogue 😭😭

[tardy fox]

Elliott just isn't my type, even if I turned him into a girl

[drowsy grotto]

which ones have you done

[lone pumice]

I've never married Elliot

[sweet escarp]

elliott reminds me a lot of brian griffin

[drowsy grotto]

meadowlands is my current one which is pretty good i think but

[tardy fox]

I would date girl Harvey tho

[bronze sedge]

i grew up surrounded by elliots

[drowsy grotto]

HELL NO PLS NO

[keen plover]

wouldnt girl Harvey just be Maru

[forest pecan]

Meadow but I was just playing around and shoving seaweed in peoples mouths

[tardy fox]

ok but what if both girl Harvey AND Maru

[lone pumice]

Harvey as a girl would 100% be my choice, I think...

[bronze sedge]

no

[glad hazel]

Would it be sexist to say Abby's personality wouldn't hit the same if she was a boy

[tardy fox]

two nerdy girls in the medical field... yes please

[drowsy grotto]

that.. okay yeah cool

[tardy fox]

not really no

[sweet escarp]

thoughts on sandy?

[keen plover]

word

[drowsy grotto]

thats just sebastian im ngl

[bronze sedge]

sebastian

[tardy fox]

eh, not enough content with her for me to get a good read

[glad hazel]

NO

[tardy fox]

Sebastian should just be Viola instead

[drowsy grotto]

i dont realy have enough to say on this since ive only played meadow and standard lmao

[lone pumice]

No, she has a personality which counters the older norms put on women, which makes her so different and likeable

[glad hazel]

Sebastian is NOT male abby. Sebastian is emo, is a computer nerd, and only likes to read weird book things

[drowsy grotto]

ive heard riverlands are good

[forest pecan]

lol I might just do meadow

[tardy fox]

Seb is more emo, Abby is more goth

[sweet escarp]

i suppose thats fair /lh

[forest pecan]

I think it’s because of the smoker idk

[drowsy grotto]

yeah but he also plays dnd whcih abby def would

[glad hazel]

abby isnt even goth she just has purple hair and black clothes and uh

[lone pumice]

Her clothes are also purple

[glad hazel]

fair

[bronze sedge]

no, but they are similar and no one says that sebastian is boring

[drowsy grotto]

i wouldnt say goth i think shes just alt in general

[keen plover]

and likes to eat rocks

[tardy fox]

there are like several lines talking about her interest in occult stuff. Goth

[forest pecan]

lol

[hybrid mural]

I think it's not that Seb = Abby, but more like Seb + Abby

[tardy fox]

polyamory mod!

[drowsy grotto]

yeahhhhh

[glad hazel]

shes interested in real stuff :)
unlike emily who is interested in occult stuff which isnt real

[drowsy grotto]

except im more on the sam/seb pipeline

[forest pecan]

[[fish_ smoker]]

[tardy fox]

ok but like her entire 8 heart event tho

[sweet escarp]

yall are sleeping on penny

[tardy fox]

also she hangs out in the graveyard

[forest pecan]

[[fish_smoker]]

[glad hazel]

dont get me wrong i liked sebastian until his first heart event and dialogue choice

[drowsy grotto]

penny is so borinh im sorry

[olive glacier]

It's real enough to her, at least.

[hybrid mural]

Whoa don't say that, did you forget her dad

[drowsy grotto]

ive forgotten it but what dod he say

[sweet escarp]

DO IT AGAIN I WASNT LOOKING

[glad hazel]

god forbid she misses her grandma or smth

[tardy fox]

wait until you hit her ten heart...

[forest pecan]

Anyone know how much the fish smoker actually increases the price

[glad hazel]

nobody likes penny no offense

[bronze sedge]

penny is for people with savior complex

[hybrid mural]

Is Fish Smoker a new thing?

[drowsy grotto]

double!!! i think

[tardy fox]

is stacks artisan and the fish price perks

[glad hazel]

No evidence to show that it's not

[drowsy grotto]

yeah 1.6

[tardy fox]

fish smoker op

[forest pecan]

Ooh might be good then

[sweet escarp]

only boring people think things are boring

[olive glacier]

I've married sebastian and abigail (different saves), and I thought abby was more affectionate.

[drowsy grotto]

yeah keeps quality too

[glad hazel]

he js too emo and doesnt like good books

[tardy fox]

Abby is cuter imo

[hybrid mural]

Nein, you've got to be more affectionate

[glad hazel]

what logic

[keen plover]

the flute makes abby 50% cuter than seb

[tardy fox]

like I'm sorry, if Abigail existed irl, I would snuggle her so much...

[bronze sedge]

kind lady in distress

[drowsy grotto]

i cannot marry someone who reads under a tree for the majority of her day

[glad hazel]

Abby is hotter in every way for both looks and personality

[drowsy grotto]

that should be ME

[hybrid mural]

Whose child was Penny again, Pam's?

[glad hazel]

HELL no she's mine before you lay a finger on her

[forest pecan]

Hmmm what should I name my farm

[keen plover]

yeah

[olive glacier]

I hug and talk to sebastian every single day and regularly give him frozen tears and sashimi.

[drowsy grotto]

yeah the drunkard

[thorn axle]

Yes

[bronze sedge]

el infierno

[tardy fox]

yeah, like you could stop me

[glad hazel]

I really could
(through the power of true love)

[hybrid mural]

I can feel the hate 😂

[forest pecan]

Hmmmmm

[sweet escarp]

idk, i fundamentally disagree with her on having kids buti still like her a lot

[bronze sedge]

these two got beef

[tardy fox]

Abby and I are already married and adopting our fifth child tomorrow :3

[lone pumice]

A new challenger appears!

[hybrid mural]

I called it, you the sweet one 😉

[drowsy grotto]

same

well i like her as a person but

[glad hazel]

Abby doesn't really love you because you're not me and also 5 kids is too much

[forest pecan]

Done

[bronze sedge]

nice

[tardy fox]

ok maybe it's our first adopted child actually

[lone pumice]

I don't understand ||why Leah married the farmer after she broke up with Kel almost specifically because she didn't want to get married||

[tardy fox]

but can you get gay married to her? I can

[glad hazel]

Abby in my universe is the canon one

[forest pecan]

Does fav thing actually matter

[glad hazel]

non-canon route

[topaz valley]

Hi guys I just found out there’s a sdv server, I wanted to ask if you guys thought the horse flute was worth it

[drowsy grotto]

yes it bonuses friend point more

[lone pumice]

There is no canon route in this game

[forest pecan]

Ima marry her

[glad hazel]

i think you should marry emily

[olive glacier]

Probably more that she didn't feel that he was the right person than being against marriage itself.

[forest pecan]

What should I make it

[drowsy grotto]

like gets you to max quicker

[glad hazel]

There is a canon route which is Abigail X Me

[topaz valley]

I’m actually married to Sebastian rn and I kinda hate it lol

[weary dragon]

thats not why she broke up with him, ||she broke up because he wanted her to stop art and persue something like medicine or buisness with a lot of money||

[tardy fox]

tbh, ur starting to get a bit annoying with this Abby talk

[drowsy grotto]

#stardew-spoilers

[hybrid mural]

[tardy fox]

like, she's cool, but idk man I feel like this "Abby X me is canon" talk is getting old real quick

[thorn axle]

It is and that’s content for #stardew-spoilers

[drowsy grotto]

yeah i started getting rlly bored after marryinh him but it's fine

i ||sold my child||

[topaz valley]

Oh okay what can I talk about here then

[tardy fox]

based /s

[sweet escarp]

PUNCH!

[weary dragon]

quite interesting I must say

[drowsy grotto]

wdym?

[forest pecan]

My fav thing

[olive glacier]

I wouldn't say I hate it, but he's not my favorite spouse so far.

[drowsy grotto]

anything that isnt post cc content!

[thorn axle]

#stardew-valley message

[drowsy grotto]

i think..

[topaz valley]

Post cc? What’s that

[sweet escarp]

the canon route is divorcing your spouse after having kids and getting ||krobus as a roommate to take care of them||

[tardy fox]

hey guys what do y'all think the bachelor/ettes music tastes are?

[thorn axle]

Well no late game stuff either that isn’t tied to cc

[weary dragon]

post community center

[lone pumice]

Ohhh, sorry, we're both right.
||She broke up with him to pursue her art career, as you said, because he wouldn't let her. She also left him because he wasn't understanding of her feelings and what not, especially towards marriage (and her art), and so she left and went to Stardew Valley, where she meets the farmer, someone who actually understands her and supports her art, and falls in love, realizing that she is finally ready for marriage and ultimately ends up accepting your proposal... If that's the route you take.||

[forest pecan]

Community center

[hybrid mural]

Oh yeah it is, it's pinned

[topaz valley]

I see

[weary dragon]

close one

[spare vortex]

okay guys its day 28 how do i get the ||big junimo plush||

[lone pumice]

No one saw

[tardy fox]

bush

[hybrid mural]

Almost got u heart attack didn't it

[sweet escarp]

alex listens to the ferngill republic national anthem and nothing else i think

[lone pumice]

Eat a junimo

[topaz valley]

He just has like weird dialogue after idk lol

[weary dragon]

agreed

[bronze sedge]

i tought kel was a girl

[tardy fox]

I feel like this is Alex slander somehow ngl

[lavish basin]

Kel always matches the gender of the farmer

[bronze sedge]

WHAAAT

[lone pumice]

https://tenor.com/view/sonic-the-hedgehog-shadow-the-hedgehog-dap-up-dap-marvel-vs-capcom-gif-2748262281275379258

[weary dragon]

theyre the same gender as you, if you are a girl all the females are attracted to females too

[spare vortex]

whch one

[sweet escarp]

i will always slander alex

[forest pecan]

Like what should I make my fav thing

[lavish basin]

It doesn't affect gameplay

[lone pumice]

Kel is whatever gender you are

[tardy fox]

Alex is more fun if your turn him into a girl imo

[bronze sedge]

i had no idea until now

[spare vortex]

alex is a nice marriage candidate if ur a male farmer'

[drowsy grotto]

oh you dont have a favourite thing unfortunately

[tardy fox]

(says the girl-liker)

[sweet escarp]

seems a little biased /j

[hybrid mural]

Sorry for asking who in the world is Kel

[spare vortex]

if ur a female farmer htough....not so much

[lavish basin]

Leah's ex

[drowsy grotto]

OHHHH you mean for character creation!!

[glad hazel]

is it possible to change favorite thing

[sweet escarp]

same wavelength BAHAHAB

[forest pecan]

Wdym

[lavish basin]

Nope

[hybrid mural]

Is the kel person in the game, since when 🫨

[lone pumice]

Not necessarily, I think that logic only applies to Leah. All the other characters I think can be considered bi

[bronze sedge]

alex is more fun if you see him as gay

[forest pecan]

Yes lol

[weary dragon]

yeah sure I guess

[bronze sedge]

because then his sexism makes more sense

[lavish basin]

Since Leah has existed so 10 years. You learn about them through her heart events

[weary dragon]

its a spoiler for one of the spouses so im not gonna explain

[drowsy grotto]

SORRY I THOUGHT YOU EMANT NPC LOVED ITEMS
um saying ||ConcernedApe and StardewValley have easter eggs|| but otherwise it doesnt rlly matter

[sweet escarp]

lowkey turns her into a pick me though."Id ask you to play football but you're a g*rl"

[drowsy grotto]

sorry im tweaking

[tardy fox]

ok well obviously a one to one dialogue swap isn't good enough then

[forest pecan]

Oh ok

[hybrid mural]

Ohh i never romanced her so yeah.. I thought it was an in game npc you can interact with\

[lone pumice]

If you say "give me a kiss" as a girl, she mentions smth about how you're also a lesbian before kicking you out, so I believe your logic is at least right with Leah

[weary dragon]

yeah I have 0 clue who would choose that but yeah lol

[raw vapor]

Hey guys I'm new here I've been playing Stardew valley for years and I just joined this discord

[bronze sedge]

||you can punch her/him in the face||

[tardy fox]

eh lots of bi girls call themselves lesbians anyway

[forest pecan]

Hiii

[weary dragon]

I didnt lol

[bronze sedge]

dont talk to me

😔

[weary dragon]

Last time I said he was an idiot and she got mad at me

[glad hazel]

she gets less mad if you're a girl 🤨

[tardy fox]

source: gf is bi and calls herself a lesbian

[hybrid mural]

That would be the one reason if i ever romance Leah 😂

[spare vortex]

source?

[lone pumice]

No, she still kicks you out and locks you out of the 8 heart event. It's just slight humor I think

[weary dragon]

her dialog she says it much more calmly

[spare vortex]

wrong

[weary dragon]

||im pretty sure she still hits u with a hammer but yeah||

[glad hazel]

Boy = calls you a pig
Girl = calls you a lesbian and blushes

[tardy fox]

omg she literally bonks u

[weary dragon]

yeah i married her and she gave me a poison mushroom so maybe she still doesnt like me

[lone pumice]

Okay you might have a point

[long saddle]

I dont think the crows be coming 🙏

[drowsy grotto]

i think she just says "oh, you're also into girls?" or something

[bronze sedge]

get all the rare scarecrows

[raw vapor]

One time I tried to marry robin it was on like one of my first farms

[lone pumice]

You already said this

[sweet escarp]

based

[novel thistle]

@sweet escarp You leveled up to Farmer. You're now a prettier shade of blue. Thanks for sticking around!

[tardy fox]

ok, who do y'all think the best dateable npc is for snuggling on a rainy day?

[drowsy grotto]

yeah i really dont think so

[lone pumice]

Congrats for the level up gang

[sweet escarp]

yeehaw thanks pardner god damn a tractor

[raw vapor]

When?

[drowsy grotto]

elliott he looks comfy

[tardy fox]

interesting choice

[drowsy grotto]

when you came into chat pretty sure lol

[bronze sedge]

people like elliot normally smell like dust

[sweet escarp]

winter outfit haley specifically

[drowsy grotto]

nah but his cabin is probably the coziest

[lone pumice]

I swear on my life you were here earlier yapping about how you were pissed when you maxed out Robin to find out she was married already

[tardy fox]

yeah probably

[bronze sedge]

its empty

[glad hazel]

ok bye guys ima go hang out with abby for a bit since ill never get a real gf (and nobody compares to abby anyway)

[tardy fox]

Haley is hot

[bronze sedge]

what are you talking about 😭

[drowsy grotto]

BOOKS

[lone pumice]

I highly disagree, it's very bland and empty

[bronze sedge]

what books?

[tardy fox]

Abby's bedroom is cute ngl

[sweet escarp]

thats a bonus :3

[drowsy grotto]

he has a whole bookshelf and im not spending my time in pennys room

[tardy fox]

like, with her childhood wallpaper

[sudden bloom]

I hate Alex

[drowsy grotto]

wait actually doesnt every character have a bookshelf lmao

[bronze sedge]

||oh you mean his spouse room||

[drowsy grotto]

alex sucks

[tardy fox]

now I wanna install the sleepover mod again...

[sudden bloom]

Only because my first time playing he would always be there when I would dig in the trash

[sweet escarp]

be sneakier, silly

[sudden bloom]

also he asked if he would ever be a star athlete and I told him no

[tardy fox]

valid reason to dislike him

[drowsy grotto]

good

[sudden bloom]

He got rlly pmo

[tardy fox]

ngl there might be a mod that makes it so NPCs just kinda ignore trash digging

[sweet escarp]

for me its an unspoken rule that if i get caught digging through trash, the person who caught me gets the trash

[bronze sedge]

linus asks you if you found anything good

[drowsy grotto]

but thats the whole fun of it

[sudden bloom]

I should give Alex all my trash

[tardy fox]

Linus is based like that

[lone pumice]

It should affect hearts much more when you get caught, but they get used to it after a few times imo

[tardy fox]

I actually mainly get caught by Lewis lol

[sudden bloom]

Linus the goat

[forest pecan]

What should I use this islan for

[sweet escarp]

uhhhh farming

[lone pumice]

I always get caught in front of Jodi's or Haley's house

[tardy fox]

fihs pomds

[forest pecan]

Kept getting blocked cause I said islan

[tardy fox]

by Shane?

[bronze sedge]

linus is a retired eco terrorist that blew up some goverment building

[woeful cargo]

maybe could make a cute beehive layout therr??

[sudden bloom]

Put Alex there and destroy the bridge

[forest pecan]

Are they even useful

[tardy fox]

ok that's kinda dumb ngl

[lone pumice]

Idk, everyone. So many NPCs go through there regularly

[forest pecan]

Maybe

[bronze sedge]

i have no evidence but i have no doubt neither

[forest pecan]

I would LOVE too

[lone pumice]

Probably right

[sudden bloom]

I thought you misspelled Islam

[tardy fox]

legendary fish ponds are

[sweet escarp]

"lets party like its 2023" -linus probably

[forest pecan]

No islan d is blocked

[lone pumice]

Elite ball knowledge

[woeful cargo]

i like to pit legendary fish in the ponds and then age their roe, it gives a decent amount of profit and you need a sturgeon pond for a cooking recipe completion as well i believe

[sudden bloom]

Why💔

[tardy fox]

because of post cc stuff

[lone pumice]

Ginger

[lavish basin]

Spoiler reasons

[forest pecan]

Oh ok

[tardy fox]

but that word isn't????

[lone pumice]

Yes

[sudden bloom]

What’s cc

[forest pecan]

Maybe

[sudden bloom]

Who

[woeful cargo]

Community center

[lavish basin]

Community center

[sudden bloom]

Yk who’s ginger

[lone pumice]

A certain isle with that name

[sudden bloom]

Elliot🥹

[lavish basin]

Can be referring to someone's hair ig

[sweet escarp]

i like the theory that nobody actually throws rocks at linus' tent, he just has to deal with occasional rubble from the mountain he's under

[lone pumice]

Elliot needs to back off of Leah or I'll be installing a murder mod

[bronze sedge]

a place

[tardy fox]

tbh, i s l a n d being blocks is a dumb word to block

[bronze sedge]

but ginger is not lol

[lone pumice]

Ginger makes more sense lmao

[sudden bloom]

I thought Elliot and Leah were related the first time I played

[tardy fox]

bcs like there's those things up in the mountains, on the riverland farm

mods pls fix

[lavish basin]

Make a server suggestion or dm bouncer if you don't agree

[forest pecan]

Should I marry Leah or Haley hmmmm

[bronze sedge]

haley

[lone pumice]

Stay away from Leah, she's mine

[forest pecan]

[[leah]]

[gleaming girder]

https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Leah

[sweet escarp]

hottie or hottie, tough choice

[sudden bloom]

If you liked stardew valley you’ll love Batman Arkham knight

[lone pumice]

Very similar games

[sudden bloom]

[forest pecan]

Fine then

[sweet escarp]

you'll like specifically the dating simulator section of warframe

[lone pumice]

Get this thing off of my screen

[forest pecan]

Haley it is

[sudden bloom]

He’s so cute

[lone pumice]

Haley is more of a freak apparently

So she's probably a better choice

[forest pecan]

Ok

[sudden bloom]

I love Elliot so much I was playing stardew valley in class

[bronze sedge]

dont diss elliot

[lone pumice]

Elliot will get dissed

[bronze sedge]

N O

[sudden bloom]

But my geography teacher likes to speed walk around the classroom so I had my head on a swivel

[tardy fox]

just did

[lone pumice]

Im installing a murder mod

[bronze sedge]

WHY?

[lone pumice]

And making Elliot my only victim

[forest pecan]

Is it worth fishing at my farm

[lavish basin]

No

[lone pumice]

Others say yes, I say no

[sudden bloom]

I tried to talk to Leah and I accidentally gave her fish bait

[bronze sedge]

you like trash?

[forest pecan]

Why tho

[sudden bloom]

And now I feel bad

[forest pecan]

Depends

[sudden bloom]

[bronze sedge]

if you like it then go ahead

[lone pumice]

LMAOOO this happens too often with disliked gifts

[lavish basin]

Most farms give trash only. River and beach farm give fish, but at a lower amount than just fishing outside the farm

[lone pumice]

I gave wizard bat wings on his birthday and felt really bad

And I gave Lewis a fish on his and felt bad as well

[forest pecan]

Oh ok what spots are good

[sudden bloom]

I can’t catch any lobsters I bought like ten pots

[forest pecan]

Lewis deserves a fish

[sudden bloom]

what the boo radley

[bronze sedge]

try giving the dwarf something that he dislikes on his birthday

[lavish basin]

Depends on the season. Mostly mountain lake for spring and winter, ocean for summer and river/ocean for fall

[bronze sedge]

😔

[forest pecan]

K

[sudden bloom]

I don’t know why I picked forest farm🫩

[lavish basin]

Its my favorite it's so nice

[sudden bloom]

I only picked it because I like forests but I accidentally deforested a patch of land

[lone pumice]

Normal stuff

[bronze sedge]

just plant the trees again

[lone pumice]

"ah shit, I accidentally committed mass deforestation"

How do I see my level again

[sudden bloom]

I got a portal thingy I thought it was the thingy from animal crossing

[tardy fox]

best cs in the game is ||the one where you slap a fish on Jodi's floor||

[lone pumice]

Largemouth bass 🤤

I felt bad when she was washing dishes and wanted to help

[sudden bloom]

I keep clicking spoilers because I forget that stardew valley has spoilers

[tardy fox]

did a speedrun to get that cs, called it floppy fish%

[sweet escarp]

i quite like the one where ||penny shoves george out of the way to get his mail for him||

[young depot]

Can paths get broken by sprawling foliage?

[tardy fox]

I like the one where ||Abigail kills exactly one (1) monster and has an existential crisis about it meanwhile you the farmer has killed like hundreds by that point||

[tardy fox]

yes

[sudden bloom]

This game reminds me of my animal crossing phase

[young depot]

:(

[bronze sedge]

all those years of hitting the air with a sword

[tardy fox]

unless you use [REDACTED]

[bronze sedge]

for nothing

[brazen whale]

I call everyone bro/my guy/dude/girl/girlypop regardless fo gender (there's nothing funnier than calling a cis man "girlypop) BUT I make an effort to use the correctly gendered terms for trans people

[tardy fox]

thank u Maddy

[lone pumice]

DO NOT BRING THIS BACK

[forest pecan]

Istg

[dusky pawn]

this actrually kills me like ||why did she do that ||

[sweet escarp]

its fine, there was nothing disrespectful, anyway tho

[lone pumice]

I thought the same thing lmaooo

[tardy fox]

can we not jump down Maddy's throat for just saying something nice please

[brazen whale]

I'M READING MESSAGES FROM EARLIER 😭

[lone pumice]

It took us 10+ minutes to stop the argument, everyone was tired of it, sorry for being rude

[sweet escarp]

yall wanna know how many eggs i got from my chickens today?

[brazen whale]

I called my AFAB nonbinary older sibling "girl" over text and immediately went "wait no ahh"

[tardy fox]

negative 5

[brazen whale]

eighty million

[lone pumice]

I didn't fully read the message and only saw the message it was replied to, I made a mistake, sorry

[sweet escarp]

wrong! it was 2 because i forgot to feed them!

[brazen whale]

Yeah no you're chill

[lone pumice]

Ah yes, what a silly thing to do, starving your chickens

[tardy fox]

yeah, Maddy wasn't just discoursing to discourse, she actually said something considerate

[brazen whale]

I just happen to have a lot of experience with what terms to call my trans friends (I know a lot of trans people)

[sweet escarp]

amen!

[tardy fox]

same

[brazen whale]

so it was like weirdly relevant?

idk

[tardy fox]

ur good in my eyes girlypop

[brazen whale]

anyway, Stardew Valley!

[sudden bloom]

I think 90% of my DnD club is trans

[sweet escarp]

girlypop is so silly

[tardy fox]

that's why I love the term

[sudden bloom]

More like six seven valley

[brazen whale]

real

[sudden bloom]

OHHHHHH🥹🥹🥹

[brazen whale]

bruh

[sweet escarp]

why is there no boylypop? (probably because it sounds like a disease)

[tardy fox]

all my partners are trans and NB

[tardy fox]

yeah, being a boy is a disease /s

[torn quail]

more like 7 6
stardew is 7 letters, valley is 6

[tardy fox]

and the cure is becoming a girl! /s

[sudden bloom]

I’m diseased rn

I should be boo radley patrick ball instead

[forest pecan]

Ur definitely like 6

[sudden bloom]

[sudden bloom]

Add ten years then subtract one

[brazen whale]

Don't worry, there's a cure. For a cheap 500g, you can go to the Wizard's basement and become a woman!

[tardy fox]

I'm a perfect ten but I also rly like emo girl music

[sweet escarp]

six seven WAHAHAHAHAH

[tardy fox]

becoming a woman in a basement? now where have i seen that before...

[forest pecan]

That’s even worse😭

[torn quail]

still no neutral option in stardew unfortunately

[lone pumice]

I think you both are underage for Discord, but I don't point it out /lh

[sudden bloom]

That was one of my ocs original stories but reversed

[forest pecan]

I’m 13

[lone pumice]

Pushing it, buddy ol' pal

[tardy fox]

oh I was referring to my favourite book

[sudden bloom]

I’m older then you bucko

[tardy fox]

it's all about bad boys becoming good girls in a basement

[sudden bloom]

Heh I’m frikin unc

[tardy fox]

damn, baby in here

[sudden bloom]

Guys get it I’m saying unc😂😂😂

So freaking funny😂😂

[lone pumice]

You've ruined my day

What should I name my pig

I was thinking big back

[sudden bloom]

Clark

[brazen whale]

One time a middle schooler was being annoying and I was like, "You're like 12" (as a way to invalidate his opinion) and HIS RESPONSE WAS "Um actually I'm 11 ☝️ 🤓 "

[tardy fox]

Gordo

[lone pumice]

Wait no.... Pierre

[forest pecan]

Yet u still say 67

[forest pecan]

That’s not rlly nice but whatever

[sudden bloom]

Tung tung larp sahur Patrick ball

[warm cloud]

😒

[tardy fox]

13 is baby to me, I'm old

[brazen whale]

what

[forest pecan]

…

[lone pumice]

Let someone have humor as long as it isn't insanely messed up

[torn quail]

!offtopic

[novel thistle]

The off-topic/general chat channels are https://discord.com/channels/137344473976799233/137344473976799233 & (non-Stardew) https://discord.com/channels/137344473976799233/177124219144896512 !

To use this command, type !offtopic.

[forest pecan]

Yea ik im not going after them

[tardy fox]

[[Clint]]

[gleaming girder]

https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Clint

[tardy fox]

bringin things back on topic lol

[lone pumice]

Oh brother

[brazen whale]

Idk how to feel about Clint

because I know everyone hates him

[lone pumice]

Im mutual about him

[sudden bloom]

So uhhh

[hybrid mural]

Do you?

[tardy fox]

[[Krobus]]

[gleaming girder]

https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Krobus

[brazen whale]

well, not everyone

[sudden bloom]

Fastest way to get lobsters no boo radley

[brazen whale]

it was an exaggeration

[rough plank]

good enough haul for day 3 catfishing or reset day

[brazen whale]

but he's widely disliked

[torn quail]

tbf none of the npcs are really designed to be disliked

[sudden bloom]

I need lobsters

[tardy fox]

ok girlypops y'all know how in some parts of the code Alex is called Josh?

[rough plank]

fishing lvl6

[tardy fox]

isn't that wild?

[hybrid mural]

I'm quite sure CA knows that and is trying to brew up something with opening up Clint's route

[brazen whale]

It's what his name was gonna be in earlier versions

[tardy fox]

like alternate timeline where there's a jock named Josh

[forest pecan]

I can’t even catch one catfish😭

[woeful cargo]

Really all u can do is put crabpots into the ocean.. idk if you can put targeted bait into crabpots or not tho? so maybe once u catch one u can try making bait for more BUTTT dont take my word on that cuz idk if that works for them

[tardy fox]

also, Abigail's hair used to be blue

[hybrid mural]

Catfish is a fish i'm never getting in first year

[tardy fox]

not even in fall?

[sudden bloom]

What’s targeted bait

[torn quail]

fish do get easier the more you fish
higher fishing level = larger bar size + access to tackle
also you js generally get a feel for how to improve

[tardy fox]

no in development she had blue hair

[sudden bloom]

I gave Abigail grapes she said she doesn’t know what to do with it

[hybrid mural]

Is catfish not spring exclusive?

[tardy fox]

nope

[[catfish]]

[gleaming girder]

https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Catfish

[woeful cargo]

put a fish into the baitmaker and itll give you a few things of bait that is targeted towards that specific fish. so like making sardine bait for example would increase your chances of collecting sardines

[hybrid mural]

Yeah i know that, hence the first year 😂

[sudden bloom]

What the boo radley is a baitmaker

[tardy fox]

sardine bait sounds like a meme on the same level as Bessarion station

[sudden bloom]

This is like Minecraft but I have to learn what everything is all over

[woeful cargo]

crafting recipe at like lvl 6 fishing idk

[torn quail]

funnily enough theres no spring exclusive fish at all

[hybrid mural]

Just the legend

[torn quail]

every other season has season-exclusive fish

[sudden bloom]

Wait I prolly have that

[torn quail]

well yeah other than legend

[hybrid mural]

I've fooled myself then wtf lol

[woeful cargo]

but until u can get that and make lobster bait really all u can do is just put crabpots in the ocean LOL But once u catch a lobster u can make more bait anx then start getting a more consistent supply

[torn quail]

a lot of seemingly spring-only fish end up being spring + fall

[tardy fox]

catfish is summer too, sorta

[rough plank]

yeah but is that a decent haul for day 3 or should i reset, only 14 catfish but i got 4 rubies

[sweet escarp]

odds on the travelling merchant selling a truffle, a sunflower AND some ice cream all on one day?

[tardy fox]

4 rubies is pretty good

[hybrid mural]

Bro i was so sure in the many savefiles and years i've played, catfish was only spring rainday

[tardy fox]

you should save one for a crystalarium

[rough plank]

yuh

[tardy fox]

catfish is only rainy in spring and fall (and summer on some hidden maps)

[rough plank]

maybe if im lucky i will make 1 after the ||desert festival||

[tardy fox]

you need to do ||spoilers|| on that in here

[rough plank]

oh ok

[tardy fox]

👍

[sweet escarp]

yall think chocolate cake could be a good substitute for cheese as an energy source?

[rough plank]

i kinda been gone for a long time

[tardy fox]

I usually just gift them to Abby

[sweet escarp]

Fork found in kitchen /lh

[tardy fox]

hey I'm gay for all the lovely stardew ladies, not just Abigail

[sweet escarp]

i gift em to jodi because she's a hottie

[tardy fox]

she is

and, like, Kent's away, so ya know

[brazen whale]

she's like the only married woman who's in a happy marriage (at least, once Kent comes back)

[tardy fox]

maybe she needs a strong young lesbian to help her out with some things

[tardy fox]

yeah Kent's alright

[tardy fox]

I would happily take out the trash for her

[sweet escarp]

george and evelyn are happy together! george just isnt happy in general

[brazen whale]

that quest was actually really sweet

[tardy fox]

Evelyn is cool

I love her

best character

[brazen whale]

I can't believe I forgot about Evelyn, my queen!

[sweet escarp]

shoutout to george for comforting his wife during green rain

[brazen whale]

I was thinking of Robin & Caroline

[tardy fox]

I do not buy into the theory that Evelyn and grandpa secretly hooked up btw

[brazen whale]

ew gross

[sweet escarp]

yeah i get that

[sweet escarp]

how does one even reach that conclusion?

[brazen whale]

Demetrius is better than Pierre, though

[tardy fox]

the theory goes even farther... but that farther CANNOT be true because you can marry Alex and idt CA would do that to us

[brazen whale]

THAT'S WILD

[sweet escarp]

oh for sure

[tardy fox]

yeah CA would not have cousin... you know

so maybe evelyn and grandpa were sweethearts

[brazen whale]

Demetrius is just autistic

[tardy fox]

but evelyn is not secretly ur actual grandma

[tardy fox]

he is

[brazen whale]

the whole "tomatoes are a fruit thing"

because technically, they are

[tardy fox]

they are, but they don't go in a fruit salad

[sweet escarp]

yeah, people view it as him being a smartass but i think it was a genuine misunderstanding

[brazen whale]

and he's a scientist, so he'd care more about the botanical definition than the culinary one

[brazen whale]

agreed

[tardy fox]

what do magicl girls have to do with CA putting cousin stuff in Stardew Valley?

like, I wanna end this topic, but ur comment is just so baffling to me

[brazen whale]

back to Demetrius being autistic

[thorn axle]

[sweet escarp]

can you play emily's 4h music on a jukebox?

[tardy fox]

any other characters you think have the tism?

[brazen whale]

Like I know he's an overbearing dad, but he does have Maru's best interests at heart

[brazen whale]

good question

[weary dragon]

me

[woeful cargo]

everyone /j

[thorn axle]

Me

[tardy fox]

other than Maru

Maru has the tism too

[sweet escarp]

maru probably

oh

[thorn axle]

SAME BRAIN

[tardy fox]

like, how about the Wizard?

atutistic Wizard?

photogrpahy stuff, makes sense

[sweet escarp]

the wizard is just a little crazed by magic i feel

[brazen whale]

like if Maru truly wants to become an engineer, there's not a whole lot of opportunities for that in Stardew Valley, and the farmer becoming romantically involved with her would make her not want to leave

[tardy fox]

with her ||dark room||

[cobalt hare]

Perchance

[brazen whale]

Haley is too much of a mean girl to be autistic

[tardy fox]

hey autistic girls can be mean girls too

[brazen whale]

because being a "mean girl" requires a level of social awareness

[weary dragon]

great minds think alike

[tardy fox]

I have mean girl tendencies myself actually

and I am autistic

[sudden bloom]

Life is strange reference

[woeful cargo]

autistic people can be mean too 😭

[weary dragon]

idc shes still mean : (

[tardy fox]

... you think Haley actually wants you out of your clothes in her opening dialogue? that's not very pg13 of you

[sweet escarp]

"Nice shoes dickweed"

[brazen whale]

Oh I know

[tardy fox]

anyway, I actually like that Haley is a bit mean to me

it's fun

she's a fun character

[scenic marsh]

Shes funny

[forest pecan]

I am currently on 2 hours of sleep and a dream of reaching perfection

[tardy fox]

get some sleep kid

[forest pecan]

Can’t

[weary dragon]

i mean like you could do the mo instead

[tardy fox]

why not?

[sudden bloom]

Elliot has the lowest cortisol levels out of all the characters

[forest pecan]

Oh yeah

[sudden bloom]

No dif mogs

[weary dragon]

no i feel like its the mariner not the ghost but the normal one

[sudden bloom]

Who

[forest pecan]

Cause there’s construction next door and it’s annoying

[tardy fox]

you know, there's multiple lines of dialogue about Abigail being pale and Caroline being concerned because she's so pale, but Abby goes outside a bunch, actually, so it's a little weird

[weary dragon]

idk its the guy at the fishing festivals

[sudden bloom]

I only play Stardew valley for Elliot so I forget characters exist

[tardy fox]

oh damn, do you not have, like, ear plugs or something?

[forest pecan]

No

[tardy fox]

that sucks

[sudden bloom]

Also I forgot how white of a town Stardew valley was until I got the potluck event💔💔💔

And saw everyone pouring everything into one big pot

[tardy fox]

yeah all the melanin is concentrated in Demetrius and Maru