stardew-valley

[fallen widget]

yes i read xD

but then forget swiftly 👀

i'll honour my respects

[odd nebula]

Much appreciated, Ray!!

[stoic moth]

I just leveled up farming by petting my chickens again gehehe

Got to level 3 and 7 through petting my precious chickens

[hexed iris]

nice

[limber valley]

What would be y'all schedule?
Mine is:
6:00AM stay around the farm and collect stuff
7:00AM wait for Sam
12:00PM go fishing
6:00PM go back home and sleep

[hearty jacinth]

The mobile version still gets updated right?

[limber valley]

Wait, stardew valley can drop updates on platforms??

[real steeple]

Yes, it's usually a fair while after PC, though!

[hearty jacinth]

Ok so I’ll still get the features other people have

Thanks

[real steeple]

For example, for 1.6 update, PC got it in March and mobile didn't get it until November

[real steeple]

Yes!

[real steeple]

I replied to wrong person here sorry

[limber valley]

Well that is a very, VERY big time frame. But expected since Mobile has a different UI, different stuff and how it's for iOS and Android

[real steeple]

Also considering that in 1.6 update, mobile also had co-op added, so that alone would have taken some time!

[limber valley]

Indeed. And Co-op for Mobile is still experimental

[hearty jacinth]

How do I refill my watering can 😭

[real steeple]

Yes, exactly!

[limber valley]

Right-click on a river or lake

[hearty jacinth]

Ty

[real steeple]

Go to any body of water, lake, river, ocean, etc and use your watering can

[hearty jacinth]

Oh well for me it’s just click since I’m on mobile

[raven summit]

Just water the water my friend, best way I can explain it.

[real steeple]

I'm on mobile too!

[mossy prawn]

Hi

[real steeple]

Hihi

[limber valley]

7 HEARTS!!!!!
Just more 3 hearts and me and Sam are dating!!!!!!

[mossy prawn]

Nice!

[raven summit]

Hello :)

[real steeple]

Yayyyy

I love Sam

[limber valley]

Yayyyyyy!!

[real steeple]

!sam

[novel thistle]

To use this command, type !sam.

[limber valley]

We're all like this

[real steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/heck-yeah-gif-10962469515215893787

[raven summit]

I know for a fact that I will be romancing Clint when he's added, I need to see him improve. (hopefully not a second Shane, love the chicken man but not again)

[real steeple]

Same here! Definitely gonna make a new save for that one

I'm very interested

[limber valley]

Shane is a jerk. I know, he has arcs, he has evolution, but still. Can't deal with him and chat 50 times

[hearty jacinth]

You can romance? I only bought it cause I can farm

[limber valley]

Pretty much.

[raven summit]

Same here, at first I was a bit floored because and I quote: "Clint?" But I want him to be happy

[limber valley]

There are 12 Candidates (14 when 1.7 releases)

[real steeple]

You can do everything pretty much! Farming, fishing, mining. You can even marry and have 2 kids

[hearty jacinth]

I CAN HAVE A FAMILY??

[raven summit]

Yeah, you can romance 14 people as of now: Sam, Sebastian, Alex, Elliot, Shane, Harvey, Maru, Abigail, Penny, Emily, Leah, and Haley (With Sandy and Clint coming in the next update).

[buoyant pecan]

14*

[hexed iris]

u can choose to be roommates as well

[limber valley]

I guess everyone is Bisexual except for Alex, you can still date Alex as a fem but he's a jerk and machist

[real steeple]

Yess. ATM they don't grow up past toddlers but in 1.7 update, CA has said he'll be making the kids more interesting

[raven summit]

Yeah, I've got a family with Sebastian in one save

[real steeple]

What that means, I can't wait to find out

[brazen terrace]

there is a super saiyan hair in the game?

[raven summit]

Thanks for correcting me :)

[real steeple]

Yes lol that's Sam, one of the NPCs

[hearty jacinth]

Wait so you can have a family by adopting? I thought was gonna have to marry a female

[real steeple]

He's the only one with hair like that I believe

[buoyant pecan]

Elliot, Leah, C*int, and Sandy I think

[tame fractal]

I want Krobus to be a roommate but how is that? is there a twist to it? what if i want to get rid of him lol

[limber valley]

My love

[hexed iris]

yes u can adopt!

[real steeple]

Nope, same sex couples adopt!

[limber valley]

!sam

[novel thistle]

To use this command, type !sam.

[hearty jacinth]

Why are we censoring Clint’s name 😭

[buoyant pecan]

Adopting or pregnant (female farmer x male NPC)

[buoyant pecan]

Cuz I hate C*int

[limber valley]

Why clint censored

Why my boy censored

[hearty jacinth]

It reminds me of when people say fr*nch

[limber valley]

Why do you hate my platonic boy

[glacial hawk]

Hi, can I ask for mod recommendations for giant farms?

[buoyant pecan]

Cuz he’s creepy towards my wife

[limber valley]

Oh

... Clint is just like that

He doesn't see sunlight that much I guess

[raven summit]

You can. If you marry the same gender, you adopt children with them.

[hexed iris]

instead of dating/proposing, u purchase a ||void ghost pendant at the desert trader|| when u have 10 hearts with them!
if u want to get rid of them u can evict them via the mayor's manor, but why would u want to hurt krobus

[random dagger]

the only warmth he feels is from the freakin furnace 😔

[limber valley]

This is why he deserves a hug

[raven summit]

If Clint doesn't improve. I'm gonna marry him, have 2 kids, sacrifice his kids ||using the shrine in the hut||, divorce him, and marry Emily on his birthday.

[limber valley]

I sometimes forget you can sacrifice kids

WHY CONCERNED APE????

[glacial hawk]

because he makes us concerned

[hearty jacinth]

That’s so awesome, this is probably gonna become one of my favorite games if not my favorite

[raven summit]

Why not, sacrificial children are fun.

[limber valley]

[hearty jacinth]

SACRIFICE??

[limber valley]

Yeah. So. SPOILERS. ||There is this shrine, you can offer your children||

[hexed iris]

and useful

[limber valley]

How

[hearty jacinth]

Bro 😭

[raven summit]

You're gonna love post community center friend, the atrocities you can commit are amazing.

[real steeple]

They haunt you after you do it too lol

[hexed iris]

they count towards ||monster slayer goals for bats, and can give combat exp, and can drop loot||

[limber valley]

We kill them just for some EXP, this is very much deserved.
We deserve to be haunted

Like some haunted chocolatier

[raven summit]

Some guy actually ||sacrificed so many kids to spawn their dolls|| that he got to level 10 combat with a single attack. I aspire to be on that level.

[hexed iris]

ye i've seen that vid

[raven summit]

What's everyone doing on their farms?

[limber valley]

"VINCENT NOOOO"
Sorry, needed to get to level 10

[hearty jacinth]

Elliot speaks like a knight

[limber valley]

I just keep flirting with Sam and doing the quests

[hearty jacinth]

Trying to grow my first plants

Parsnips are almost ready

[raven summit]

I know he does, he's the best sometimes.

[limber valley]

He's eleganto

https://klipy.com/gifs/spy-x-family-spy-family-37

[raven summit]

Way to go Derpy! We all start somewhere, you're going to love the game. It's like Harvest Moon but so much better.

[limber valley]

I found Harvest Moon pretty boring :/
Stardew Valley is just superior

[hearty jacinth]

I’ve never played harvest moon

[limber valley]

It's a Farming game VS Farming game on steroids situation

[pearl vine]

WHAT???

[raven summit]

It's another farming sim, just a lot more ridged in what you can do.

[limber valley]

It's like comparing Orkut's Farming game to some AAA game

[limber valley]

There's worse. I just don't know

[pearl vine]

Oh dear..

[hearty jacinth]

Oh and stardew valley is a lot more open then

[fallen widget]

The new ones lol? The real harvest moon team moved over to Story of Seasons, the actual published ones with the HM name now are.........yeah

[raven summit]

Yeah! Spoilers here ||It's in the witch's hut after you unlock it. One prismatic shard to turn kids into doves||.

[hearty jacinth]

I forgot how to spoiler😭

Sorry

[raven summit]

Yeah, pretty much.

[hexed iris]

tbh post-cc stuff should all be in #stardew-spoilers

!checkthepins

[novel thistle]

To keep things spoiler-free for new players, https://discord.com/channels/137344473976799233/706633628851110048 & https://discord.com/channels/137344473976799233/137344473976799233 does not allow mentions of post CC/Joja content, and requires spoiler tag usage for certain other topics. Please check the pins of the channel for more information on what needs to be spoiler-tagged and what can't be discussed at all.

To use this command, type !checkthepins.

[limber valley]

Oh. ||So we don't kill them, we turn them into birds.||

||That's even worse||

[pearl vine]

OH... oh my goodness.

[fallen widget]

lmao i actually laughed then

[raven summit]

Use two of these -> |. Two in front and two in the back | | like this | | without the spaces it would be spoilered

[limber valley]

||

[hearty jacinth]

Ohh I only used one

[limber valley]

Yeah. Don't do |this|
Do ||this||

[raven summit]

You have to use two lol, it's fine Derpy

[pearl vine]

This just turned SO dark.. that fast. :O

[fallen widget]

or this

[limber valley]

RIGHT?!!?! So much for a farming game that's cozy

[hearty jacinth]

Is there a good way to find the people that I haven’t talked to yet

Trying to complete that quest

[fallen widget]

urmmm not without modding

wait hm perhaps yeah

[limber valley]

WE CAN ALSO USE BIG HASHTAG

I think I'll love chatting here

[glacial hawk]

Is there a place to ask for mod recommendations?

[fallen widget]

look in your friens list

[hearty jacinth]

Lewis said that the saloon gets active

[fallen widget]

lol what was that no access

[raven summit]

Wasn't there also a ||memory wiping|| shrine that ||resets your relationship with an ex-spouse post divorce|| or am I crazy.

[pearl vine]

RIGHT... like I THOUGHT IT WAS COZY.. like Animal crossing type of deal-

[limber valley]

I just spammed ?!?!?!?!?

[devout elbow]

The vibes are good here ngl

[fallen widget]

mmhmm

[limber valley]

Yeah

Just ignore the sacrificial stuff

[devout elbow]

I um

[hexed iris]

#modded-stardew

[raven summit]

Ask in the Modded-Stardew chat. One of my fav mods was reccomeneded by someone in there.

[devout elbow]

Unfortunately looked under the spoilers

[fallen widget]

i reli want a cup of tea but if i do i have to take my braces out and do the whole song and cleaning dance

[hexed iris]

!modrecs

[novel thistle]

Check out the Getting Started Guide for into on how to find mods or browse the wiki to find mods recommended by community mod authors and other popular mods, or see #mod-showcase for what the community has been working on!

To use this command, type !modrecs.

[limber valley]

It's like cult of the lamb!!

[devout elbow]

And I regret

[pearl vine]

[devout elbow]

Tea is so good tho. What kind of tea would it be?

[fallen widget]

just an english one i think

[devout elbow]

Yum

[fallen widget]

with milk and sugar

hm at this hour tho...

[pearl vine]

Just a curious question, where do we send images?

[fallen widget]

im also still on day 1

[raven summit]

I don't really like tea but that sounds great.

[hexed iris]

!embeds

[novel thistle]

You can post images and embeds in most channels once you reach Cowpoke (level 5) on the server. You earn levels by sending messages, and will be notified by this bot when you've earned Cowpoke! You can send images in ⁠⁠#images-and-memes at any level.

You can read more about the server channels in ⁠⁠⁠#welcome and roles in ⁠⁠⁠#roles, and check your current level with /lvl in ⁠⁠⁠#governors-mansion.

To use this command, type !embeds.

[limber valley]

You need to get to the cowpoke role.

[pearl vine]

Ohhh gotcha. Thank you.

[devout elbow]

It took me around 200 messages to reach it

[raven summit]

I usually send in the images and memes chat if it's a funny meme

[pearl vine]

whoa

[devout elbow]

Just yap and it will come naturally. You can check your level in #governors-mansion

[pearl vine]

Yeah I'm like halfway in lvl 1 still.

[raven summit]

I have a lot of chatting to do lol

[compact dirge]

yes

[pearl vine]

That's why I sorta asked.

[pearl vine]

Noted.

[fallen widget]

am i imagining theres smt about you dont get mixed seed drops from weed grass until lv 1 foraging or smt

[devout elbow]

Never a bad hour for tea. Maybe it is for caffeinated if it’s late tho…

[hexed iris]

nope u get it at level 0 as well

[fallen widget]

ok so i can just

[hexed iris]

just scythe every weed, yep

[devout elbow]

Rooting for you to get past day 1 before GTA6

[hexed iris]

but u don't get tree seeds until u reach foraging level 1, overnight (that might be what u're thinking of)

[raven summit]

I love mixed seeds, I would sooner give up my in game cat then ever get rid of my mixed seeds.

[fallen widget]

is it worth keeping all your forage for mixed seed bags, i know the amount is good but is the effort worth it

[devout elbow]

I could never get rid of my cat Tater Tot

[hexed iris]

u can make tea saplings

it's been nerfed but still decent

[fallen widget]

what was it before the nerf lol

[real steeple]

500 each

[raven summit]

I think it is, you can get a lot of different seeds from it depending on the season, I think you can also get locked seeds that you can't buy until a certain year using mixed seeds. But Idk.

[hexed iris]

500g per sapling (made from 2 wild seeds, 5 fiber, 5 wood)

[real steeple]

Now 250 each

[pearl vine]

Okay I want to talk about Shane rq. Spoilers ahead. || I feel so bad for him saying that he's a piece of crap while he was laying down drunk on the ground to the cliff. Basically just feeling so depressed and overall. It makes me feel so bad to the point that I want to hug him and tell him that everything's going to be alright. 🥹||

[hexed iris]

now it's 250g

[hexed iris]

yes, artichoke in fall is the one that u can get via mixed seeds in y1

[fallen widget]

interesting, ill get a chain going then ty

[raven summit]

That's why I married him the first time, see I got drawn in with the "I can fix him". I think he's better as a friend than a spouse in my opinion, but he's still really good and dynamic.

[fallen widget]

wait until after you marry him he ||sadly goes back to being an alcoholic i think?||

[raven summit]

Anyway, I'm heading to bed. Night chat, don't fight the bats too late into the night. Linus doesn't like people in the mines past 2 am /silly

[pearl vine]

Ohh.. going to be very concerned about him a bit.. more.

[real steeple]

Gnight

[hearty jacinth]

Does anybody know where I can find the guy that looks like a wizard with purple hair and a hat

[pearl vine]

Goodnight! Sleep well.

[raven summit]

Wizard Tower, in cindersnap forest. You can see it on the map.

Now I go to bed lol

[real steeple]

Cindersap forest by Marnie's house, on the other side of the lake

You'll be able to see his tower on the map

Far left of cindersap

[fallen widget]

My housemate was playfully mocking my sleeping struggles the other night, was pretty funny. He's never seen SDV before and not really a gamer, he took the controller and would wake up, run around the cabin screaming life is too hard and immediately get back into bed and advance the day, he skipped 10 days 🤣

[hearty jacinth]

Why can’t I talk to the wizard

Won’t let me in

[fallen widget]

Not until Day...4?

[real steeple]

I think you need to unlock community centre first

[limber valley]

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG

[hearty jacinth]

Oh

[fallen widget]

DAYUM and im still on day 1 and here you are blasting from 0 to 8 lmao

[real steeple]

Once you get the scene of Lewis asking you to fix it up, and go inside and tap on the yellowy white tile on the floor, the next day you'll get a letter from him telling you to go talk to him

[real steeple]

Yayyyyy

[limber valley]

Nah, I'm still on Summer 22, and trust me, you'll get there pretty quickly!!!

[fallen widget]

good gravy

[hearty jacinth]

Where do I find Abigail

[real steeple]

[[Abigail]]

[gleaming girder]

https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Abigail

[real steeple]

You'll find her schedule in there

[torpid spear]

[[Abigail]]

[gleaming girder]

https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Abigail

[hearty jacinth]

I thought Abigail was blond

[limber valley]

Wow, we can just do that? let me try

[fallen widget]

that feeling of adrenaline when its almost 12am and you make it to the bed at 11:50pm

[limber valley]

[[Sam]]

[gleaming girder]

https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Sam

[real steeple]

Haley is the blonde girl!

[pearl vine]

Oooh!!

[limber valley]

YOOO, sick

[real steeple]

[[Haley]]

[gleaming girder]

https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Haley

[compact dirge]

I love when I max out the friendships

[torpid spear]

This one is blonde

[fallen widget]

ugh i forgot to buy from pierres, i cba restarting day 1

[torpid spear]

bro Do you like Haley too?

[hearty jacinth]

Oh yeah, my sister has played before and she said Haley is really rude

[torpid spear]

[real steeple]

She is at the start but she has really good character development

[torpid spear]

It's not like that

[hearty jacinth]

No I was wondering, I’m trying to greet all people

[pearl vine]

That was my first impression on her when I saw her for the first time.

[real steeple]

If you want to do other things, the first festival is 13 spring and you'll be able to go around and talk to everyone at once then!

[limber valley]

I always thought Haley was very rude and mean to us. I never got around to meet other NPCs

[hybrid charm]

We'll give CA time.

[random dagger]

some ppl want her to be meaner

[torpid spear]

She might seem rude at first, but the character really grows on you.

https://tenor.com/view/stardew-valley-concerned-ape-eric-barone-stardew-sdv-gif-10514009292151828950

[short crypt]

Me running back home at 11:10 so I won't pass out in my home

I actually just narrowly avoided Morris breaking into my home and moving me like a foot and rummaging around my pockets

[real steeple]

Rip I leave it till 1:20 to start running back home usually 💀

[torpid spear]

1:50am is enough

[real steeple]

From the beach maybe 12:50 cos it takes a bit longer lol

[random dagger]

this is me every new save but it just alternates between penny and haley

[torpid spear]

lol is like this

[weak edge]

Hi I just started using stardew valley on my computer,, does anyone know if there's a way to shrink the dialogue box it's MASSIVE on my screen

[random dagger]

you can adjust the ui in settings

[torpid spear]

The settings can be adjusted inside

[random dagger]

yeah just scroll down a bit it's with the zoom settings

[weak edge]

Thank you both !!

[short crypt]

Haven't played in a while, but I was pleasantly surprised I was able to get into bed, even though my cat was on there

Instead of having to shove the pet out of the way

I always felt bad about that

[random dagger]

i feel like when it's on the bed it's fine. when it's on the floor it's a diff story 😭

when it's ady snoring away but you have to make it move bc you're abt to pass out

[short crypt]

Maybe, I've been able to get into bed no problem, but that might be because the cat isn't really blocking my way...yet

[bright prairie]

"Ew, no"

[young shale]

haley is perf <3

been to distracted by her beauty to hear her insults

[random dagger]

right? like whatever u say, beautiful

[fallen widget]

these are all inner personalities of CA

haley is his sassy side

good god morning rooster y u so LOUD, my neighbours-

look at this crazy spring year 1 seed

[young shale]

my dog making it hard to play the game

[fallen widget]

[young shale]

demanding i lay with him in bed

[summer willow]

Does anyone here have a 5090? I am having memory leak issues with Stardew Valley and ALL other games that use openGL graphics. Would appreciate if someone could help me test some things!

[limber valley]

Experimental Rock was AWESOME.

[young shale]

maybe #vanilla-tech-support would be helpful?

[latent sand]

Hello. I'm new here

[young shale]

hiya welcome !

[fallen widget]

[quick prairie]

Hello

[obtuse plume]

hihi!

[latent sand]

The truth is, I've purchased the game for a long time, but I never played them once

[obtuse plume]

gasp

[short crypt]

Nice! Plenty of opportunities to fish for eels or catfish

[latent sand]

Until I decided to play it a few days ago

Man, it was time-consuming

[fallen widget]

Lol you join and drop a bombshell

[short crypt]

Unless you're doing a remixed bundle, or the Joja route

[obtuse plume]

it's a bit slow in the beginning, but trust us when we say this game is so worth it

but also, more developed farms...
yeah we run that shit like the navy lmao

[latent sand]

I would like to play the Community Center route

Oh, and I chose the standard farm

[obtuse plume]

standard farm is probably your best option since you're a beginner

[paper trench]

what if we could get a magic calender that marked when crops will be harvestable if there are more than 50 (48 more fitting) planted on your farm

[fallen widget]

does selling to pierre count towards totals?

[paper trench]

it doesnt count towards items shipped nah

[fallen widget]

rip okay thanks

[paper trench]

So the 300 of 1 shipped item, or the Shipped Items (100%)

[fallen widget]

does he buy for same price at least?

[latent sand]

Jee, thanks

[paper trench]

Yeah, and perks do apply im 99% sure . there is some weird wriggle room with multiplayer tho

[fallen widget]

Lol i choose four corners to have it all to myself

[paper trench]

Four corners is a bit of a goofy trade off haha

[obtuse plume]

other farms provide more challenge
example, the beach farm: much of it is sand, and sprinklers don't work on sand
the other farms can provide more exp for a specific stat, but standard is the best option for newer players because it allows the most space for farming and planning out where everything will go

[paper trench]

you lose like 300 tiles compared to standard, but gain some Meh versions of most farms

aesthetically amazing

[limber valley]

"Closed on Wednesdays"
Think Pierre, THINK.

[fallen widget]

but then i can make different zones, like the animal farm corner, crops, uh park xD

[hearty jacinth]

What does the star mean next to my parsnip

It’s gold

[latent sand]

You know what, this is the thing I wanna say to Shane: "About that beer I owed ya. It's me Shane, Dorothy from Joja."

[paper trench]

Dude Eric must have a psychology degree, how is Wednesday single handedly the msot fucked up day you could choose

[fallen widget]

it means its delicious

and worth more

[obtuse plume]

Gold star quality!
means it's worth more!

[vast oxide]

I was waiting for this post

[random dagger]

great quality

[paper trench]

I love how pivotting to potatoes lands perfectly on a wednesday 😭 thanks dawg

[fallen widget]

he probably looked at all the wizard mods and thought "yeah i do not want to be held responsible for breaking 1000 mods today thank you"

[limber valley]

Guys... Should I... Give it to Sam even though I only have 8 Hearts and not 10?

[paper trench]

God why cant you pick which colour chicken you get, i got 3 white ones and its just mildly inconvenient

[vast oxide]

Osy mods don't work anyways since 1.6, cause the modders retired

[limber valley]

Welcome to gamble 101

[fallen widget]

Osy mods?

[paper trench]

Like i planned for 3 Chickens, 3 ducks, dino, rabbit in this first coop

[obtuse plume]

giving a bouquet to a bachelor/ette at 8 hearts will unlock the ninth and tenth hearts, so don't worry about that

[young shale]

u j reminded me i didnt select remix bundle for my current save

[paper trench]

and then have room for more dinos

[limber valley]

PHEW. Thankss!!

[young shale]

is there a way to like... make the bundles remixed after making the save...

[paper trench]

Yeah i believe so

[obtuse plume]

me just like clicks back
so i can have a chance for another colored chicken lol

[latent sand]

How bad is the Joja Corporation?

[paper trench]

I can't tell you how but you can definitely edit your save file to do that, although I think having pregenerated bundles will break it

[magic frigate]

1.7 maybe?

[latent sand]

What I saw is that some of their employees worked to death

[short crypt]

I honestly haven't played in a while, so I'm not too familiar with the game settings

[young shale]

i havent unlocked cc yet

[magic frigate]

Its less satisfying when u go joja it's more for convenience

[random dagger]

at marnie's? you can

[paper trench]

Then definitely

[paper trench]

You cannot

[short crypt]

They literally didn't clean out a cubicle that had a skeleton in it

[paper trench]

Someones played too much modded

[random dagger]

brown and white

[latent sand]

What most of them aren't happy to work for the company

[obtuse plume]

Suspicious products, environment damaging methods, and also the farmer used to work for Joja... fairly drained
yeah they're bad

[compact dirge]

you can see what color it gives you at first when placing them but you can back out if it isnt the one you want

[magic frigate]

I don't think so

[paper trench]

I mean PICK PICK i did it subconsciously

[latent sand]

Ah yes, the Arasaka of the Stardew Valley universe

[limber valley]

"Very cheap price"
200G

[short crypt]

The only good thing Pierre did was ||deliver a mean right hook right to Morris's chin||

[paper trench]

I was tryna do things fast since i had to reset the day because everything i wanted to do was on tight time

[obtuse plume]

honestly real it was a struggle to get a white chicken on my first save

[paper trench]

even if the menus are paused

[lucid heart]

"Very cheap price"42600g Pierre never in a million years

[devout elbow]

Just like real life…

[obtuse plume]

T H I S

[latent sand]

Auchie

[limber valley]

The only reason I don't buy from Joja is because they're horrible.

[limber valley]

This

[short crypt]

I buy from them on Wednesdays

Since Pierre isn't open

[fallen widget]

[[Sam]]

[gleaming girder]

https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Sam

[latent sand]

I wonder how your Farmer's personality is like

[lucid heart]

Ya I would rather just fill a community centre even tho most of my routine never includes fishing cause I don't like it

[obtuse plume]

doesn't ||Pierre open the shop every day after joja shuts down???||

[short crypt]

I haven't completed the bundles for the community center that ||change his hours so he's open on Wednesdays||

Yeah he does, I'm not there yet though

[obtuse plume]

I'd say it depends on your dialogue choices in heart events

[limber valley]

LMAO, FOR REAL?

[obtuse plume]

mhm

[fallen widget]

what an exciting day

[limber valley]

This is a big "FRICK YOU" to Morris and I love it

[latent sand]

Wait, suspicious products? Can you give me examples?

[paper trench]

im begging eric PLEASE make walleye available pre-fall in some obscure way 😭

[short crypt]

Yeah after ||completing the community center bundles||

[random dagger]

the blue drink

[lucid heart]

I got a ancient seed from reproducing a sunflower🧎‍♀️

[hexed kestrel]

hello eveyrbpyd

[warped meteor]

i caught two different legendary fishes in one in-game day, summer year 2 do i get bragging rights

[hexed kestrel]

oh wow

hello everybody

[obtuse plume]

Joja Cola
there's a heart event where it's implied that Joja Cola is ||extremely acidic||
Also just go to the shelves in Joja Mart and read the insane descriptions for some of the products

[short crypt]

Delicious Joja Cola

[fallen widget]

so like normal coca cola then lmao

[lucid heart]

I have coffee now and I don't have to touch joja cola when i'm struggling anymore🕺

[paper trench]

Im not sure if the heart event is the one im thinking but ||jojacola is also so artificial you can turn blue hahahaha||

[latent sand]

What about Pepsi?

[limber valley]

I have a theory.
Morris added THOUSANDS of substances to make it addictive, but as side effect, it makes it's pH go even higher.
For people who don't understand what pH is. It means gas and acid go boom

[real steeple]

This one ||turns you blue|| and it's described as being THICC

[obtuse plume]

REALLY???? LMAO

[limber valley]

This is why it's classified as "Trash"

[fallen widget]

THICC LOL

[real steeple]

Lmfao any soda that's described as thick is a soda I don't wanna drink 🤣

[fallen widget]

ewwwww like goopy

[paper trench]

||Clint goes blue haha, blue fat chud||

[fallen widget]

my mouthwash is thicc, i can imagine, i have this jello like mouthwash its odd

never buying it again

[real steeple]

Eugh sensory hell

[fallen widget]

LOL

[obtuse plume]

I'd think lower, because a substance is more acidic the lower the pH
still bad rep for Joja anyway...

[fallen widget]

ive seen the one where grandpa is the bed itself

[young shale]

ugh i still havent met sebastian hes the last one i needa meet </3

[random dagger]

a drink is never that good, gramps

[real steeple]

I love the family guy fall one

[limber valley]

Stardew Valley: The story they were too afraid to tell

[obtuse plume]

8 bit husband 🥰

[random dagger]

go hang out by the mountain lake

he smoke there often

[fallen widget]

and CA was doing a live reviewing of grandpa memes and his response was similar to how youd expect a parent to be like "hah interesting" Lol

[lucid heart]

Me when monsters

[short crypt]

From this mod https://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/11839

[latent sand]

The grandpa has betrayef us

[paper trench]

also Joja is implied to work you to the bone, the opening cutscene shows a worker with 20+ cans going at unimaginable speeds, and theres a dudes skeleton at another desk

[fallen widget]

lmao a mod for like a SINGLE screen only to never see it again

[limber valley]

I am downloading immediately

[short crypt]

My favorite is the mod that has Evelyn and George playing ping pong over his bed

[obtuse plume]

also the emote above the farmer's head, implying sheer exhaustion and burnout

[latent sand]

Okay, is Demetrius a zoologist?

[obtuse plume]

just a researcher

[fallen widget]

I DONT LIKE dEMETRIUS

woops caps

[obtuse plume]

he researches a bunch of things, not just animals

[short crypt]

He's a scientist. I don't think it's ever stated what he specializes in

[limber valley]

Happy we got out of the rabbit hole

[short crypt]

He has a telescope

[fallen widget]

hes kinda arrogant in one of his lines

[latent sand]

I think I get it

[obtuse plume]

as someone who married sebastian, i absolutely despise demetrius and i fully support this statement

[lucid heart]

Same

But maru

[limber valley]

"So, can I get a kiss now?"
AWWWWWWW SAM IS SO FRICKING CUTE

[fallen widget]

can we all agree hes probably in the least likeable characters lol

i dont think i see many demetrius fans tbh

maybe hes made to be unlikeable

[lucid heart]

I accidentally picked mushroom cave I now realize why no one really likes that cave

[limber valley]

Morris is right there

[real steeple]

I can't wait for you to see his 10 heart event

[limber valley]

Bet I'll love it then

[real steeple]

It's nice to have someone else who loves Sam as much as I do 🤣

[fallen widget]

at least hes real, up front about his schemeyness sorta xD

demetrius winds me up in ways no one else does lmao

[short crypt]

Morris and Pierre

[lucid heart]

I think Demetrius told me to stop seeing Maru one time and I was like did you not tell me to meet her

[limber valley]

He's the only one that I've only chatted once. The rest all has been like, 3 to 8 times. Him? The closest we got was me accepting the melon experiment

[raw pasture]

Y'all seen the one with George and Evelyn playing pingpong

[limber valley]

Sitting in a tree.
B-R-A-W-L-I-N-G

[paper trench]

He doesn't ever say that he just intimidates you in like one scene i think

[short crypt]

Pierre wasn't joking when he said his right hook was the thing of legend

[real steeple]

Literally in two heart event too 💀

[paper trench]

He wants you to be friends with Maru BADLY

[fallen widget]

and that one scene is all it took

[paper trench]

He just says that he doesn't wanna see anything bad to happen to her

[raw pasture]

Is it the one where he says with a flat face "Don't get in the way of her future"?

[lucid heart]

And then I divorced her😭 after getting all of her hearts

[fallen widget]

i have the rose :O

[obtuse plume]

he's extremely overprotective of her and also favors her over sebastian

[lucid heart]

Ya

[paper trench]

you reckon i can catch 3 - 9 sturgeon in 1 ingame hour

[fallen widget]

https://tenor.com/view/sonic-the-hedgehog-sonic-amy-amy-rose-sonic-robo-blast-2-gif-16614046578337869194

hmmm

you can do it if you just believe

[real steeple]

Bit more than that, he says Maru is a good kid and his 'special little girl', and he wouldn't want anything getting in the way of her bright future. The way he says it kind of implies that you would be the one getting in the way of her bright future

[fallen widget]

wait 1 in game hour, that might be cutting it fine

[paper trench]

I disagree since in other dialogue he says he WANTS you to be Maru's friend

[fallen widget]

oof, does he come around later?

as in warms up to you

[real steeple]

He wants that when there's no hearts and you get to 2 and boom 🤣

[paper trench]

I guess you could say he doesn't want you Dating her therefore possibly Breaking her heart, but you could also just assume he means only the latter

[obtuse plume]

he does warm up to you, but i still dislike him...

[real steeple]

I've never gotten past 3 hearts with her, tbh I can't tell you

For that exact reason

[paper trench]

p sure he has dialogue when you have 6+ hearts?

[limber valley]

Awww. The status changes to "Boyfriend"!

[fallen widget]

Lol well looks like thats our next goal

[real steeple]

No clue, never gotten her past 3 because of it lol

[paper trench]

He says if you become friends with her she might show you the telescope, which is a pretty late heart event hint

[fallen widget]

yup first impressions are everything

he says alot of things amirite

[real steeple]

Except from Haley

[fallen widget]

lol haley im somehow fine with

cos shes up front

[real steeple]

Lol

[fallen widget]

again, its the up frontness

[obtuse plume]

very right
he makes me mad

[fallen widget]

demetrius is like mr passive aggressiveness

[real steeple]

I don't like the way he lies to Maru too

[fallen widget]

yup

[paper trench]

Hes definitely not a bad character, hes very good at portraying that sorta Protective dad trope and the domestic conflict builds him as a pretty ok representation of that

[real steeple]

Boy she knows you think she's special just say it with your chest

[paper trench]

theres only 1 badly written stardew character

[fallen widget]

tbh tho i like characters that make me like/dislike them, the fact im feeling anything at all means they're well written

its when you really dont care at all thats the problem

[paper trench]

Yeah

[obtuse plume]

my issue w/ demetrius is his spectacular failure to stepdad though

[real steeple]

Similar to the Cersei actress in game of Thrones. You see her in anything else and immediately think she's evil just because she was SO good at playing an evil character

[young shale]

i have tried to change to remixed bundle and there is no way IM SICK !!!

[paper trench]

the only one that is badly done is Clint as he just doesn't fit the game, and his trope isnt even done

[real steeple]

Or any other villan actor really

[fallen widget]

i was JUST thinking about this but thinking of joffrey*

[paper trench]

Clint rework is gonna be goood

[young shale]

I spent ages on my character but should i restart my farm since im only on day 4

[real steeple]

Ooh king Joffrey did absolutely amazing. Perfect acting imo

[fallen widget]

yup top tier

[real steeple]

I haven't yet seen him in anything else though Rip

[fallen widget]

irl hes a nice guy haha

[real steeple]

Same with Tom Felton (Draco) from Harry Potter!

[fallen widget]

yeaaa

[fresh tinsel]

Anyone got an idea on what to do on first summer? Watering 80 blueberries is quite the nuisance

[fallen widget]

I have this but its old:
Summer Quick Guide:

Day 2-9 = Plant as many acorns for oak trees/resin as possible to begin on the tree farm for kegs. Keep mining Skull Cavern for more iridium ore (money) Seeds take 13 days to grow so plant no later than 14th.
Day 12 - 14 = Look for rainbow shell on beach.
Day 13 - 26 = Always lightning storms.

Extra = Build a coop & barn, build a silo.
- Stockpile geodes, diamonds and rubies for artifact trove, triple shot espresso and spicy eel.
- Stockpile jade to trade for staircases on Sundays. Use the free crystalarium to replicate this in the background.
- Plant tappers on trees around Day 20-22```

[real steeple]

Go mining until level 80s so you can collect iron, gold and quartz for sprinklers!

[fresh tinsel]

Js a lill bit too unadvanced to do that

[fallen widget]

Yeah tbh its from a min max guy lmao

so prob too much for me also

[real steeple]

Watering 80 crops is very fiddly

[fallen widget]

id prob just focus on CC stuff

[real steeple]

Where do you get starfruit seeds on D1 Y1 lmaon

[fallen widget]

Lol the spring list is crazy xD

[fresh tinsel]

Im on level 5 and i can only craft basic sprinklers. Also it takes half my energy to water the blueberried

[limber valley]

Sam is cute.

!Sam

[novel thistle]

To use this command, type !sam.

[real steeple]

Have you got recipe for field snacks yet?

[fallen widget]

lmfao

[paper trench]

hops might be my favourite goddamn plant in this game

[rapid bear]

Is there a way to turn mods completely off and back on easy

[fresh tinsel]

Yes but idk how to farm any of the stuff for them

[woeful cargo]

choppi g trees

[real steeple]

Use your axe/hoe/pickaxe and look around your farm for seeds poking out of the ground they look like those lil poops (not my photo)

[woeful cargo]

or axing up seeds that haven't grown yet

[real steeple]

Or you can shake trees, sometimes that will drop a seed because chopping them down completely is a bit energy heavy so early in the game

First time I played I thought seeds in the ground was my cat pooping everywhere so I didn't touch them for a while 😆

[woeful cargo]

LMAO

that would be an interesting mechanic

[paper trench]

anyone know a way to turn fruit into regular quality, namely pre-cc

[limber valley]

Any mod that expands all dialogue? I find stuff so bland. Sam said to me like, the same dialogue 3 times.

[paper trench]

I lost my salmon berries in the mine and i need some for the cc and would like to get cc done before y2

so i get them from fruitbats, but i consistently get each rarity equally 😭

[fallen widget]

abigals room is huge compared to the others

[limber valley]

Favoritsm, smh
-# jk

[fallen widget]

lol

[fallen widget]

sve and im sure theres more specific mods too

"canon friendly expanded dialogue"

[limber valley]

Thanks!

[real steeple]

I feel sorry for Jas' room lol. So small and it's behind the fireplace where there's dry AF hay in front of it 💀🤣

[limber valley]

Tired of "Gotta call my grandpa, I need to make reminders."
JUST MAKE THE GODDAMN REMINDERS ALREADY MY BOY

YOU SAID THIS 3 TIMES

[fallen widget]

LOL i gotta look at this now

[short crypt]

Salmon berries are used in the remixed bundles, right and not in the normal bundle? I looked on the wiki and saw that they weren't in the bundle since you can make wine using other fruits, so I didn't bother to save them during Spring Year 1

[real steeple]

She knows too, she tells you about a nightmare where the house was on fire 💀

[silver niche]

you can try a marriage expansion maybe

[limber valley]

That too, but I still haven't asked him for marriage

[fallen widget]

i didnt know sebastian was a smoker

[silver niche]

yeah theres dialogue about it with him methinks

[limber valley]

What

[fallen widget]

its this which added to the 10+ rating haha, damn you sebastian

[limber valley]

So his coping mechanism isn't hearing to loud music like other emos? It's just.

mmmm. C i g a r g o o d

[silver niche]

smoking is kinda very emo too

[limber valley]

Emo cosplay for the lungs too

[silver niche]

emo fringes for his lungs ig

[limber valley]

Emo tint

[silver niche]

in my head after marriage he stops smoking,,,

[limber valley]

I love my mods list

"FrienshipBooster"
"ContentPatcher"
"Grandpa's crippling addiction"

[silver niche]

all of my mods are seb mods

and portrait stuff

[silver niche]

what could grandpa addiction possibly be about

[proven raft]

what the hell is grandpa’s addiction 😭😭😭

[short crypt]

He likes Joja Cola

[random dagger]

this

[proven raft]

LOL

[random dagger]

i think there's a list or a video of cursed grandpa mods out there somewhere

granpa ping pong table, grandpa IS the bed

[proven raft]

there’s more grandpa mods???!

[random dagger]

yea 😭

each one more fucked up than the last one

[proven raft]

literally had no idea people made grandpa mods LMFAO i have to see them all now

[random dagger]

it's literally just for the opening scene 😭 but they're all so stupidly funny

[waxen osprey]

good evening everyone

[paper trench]

remixed mines rewards messed me up so bad, +2 defense boots in skull cavern

[verbal mountain]

Trains.

[random dagger]

he looks like he loves trains

[amber nymph]

trains are amazing

[verbal mountain]

I like to think my fella (Emanuel) canonically did say trains but I said the second one because I’m gaslighting myself into thinking better answers will get me closer to Sam

[fallen widget]

would you say, it mixed you up sorry that was bad

screw it, time for a cup of tea at 2:30am

[verbal mountain]

Okay, British

[fallen widget]

And some Japanese bread and chocorooms

[verbal mountain]

I’ve always wanted to try chocorooms

[fallen widget]

I am British tbf Lol

[verbal mountain]

FUCKING KNEW IT

[magic frigate]

I wanna do an evil run where I choose the worst dialogue options again

[fresh tinsel]

How do some ppl never get their crops eaten by crows?

[molten coyote]

Scarecrows

[hearty ledge]

Stardew valley is 10 years old that’s crazy

[fresh tinsel]

The ppl I see who havent had their crops eaten never have them

[molten coyote]

Then idk

[verbal mountain]

My best friend/dad? is British and he doesn’t have an accent but I called him out on it immediately like
“God you’re so British” “he’s British?” “Yeah I’m British”

[fallen widget]

Feels older

[fallen widget]

lol you sound like you have beef with the British or smt

[young fractal]

I thought this game came out a few years ago tbh

[magic frigate]

Right

[magic frigate]

Omg nooo

[verbal mountain]

I do any everyone says that but I don’t
I mean, I do make fun of my dad/friend for being British constantly
And I called a guy “an obnoxiously British cartoon character” the other day and made fun of him for it the who,e time
Uhm

[young shale]

what is THAT

[verbal mountain]

Weird ai?

[calm sandal]

just wrapped mod gif

[young shale]

very cursed

[strong cove]

Hii everyone! Does anyone play stardew on switch?

[dusk rover]

weird AL is better than weird ai

[magic frigate]

Yes I do

[dusk rover]

I don't have a switch

[young shale]

i plau on switch very rarely

[lucid heart]

My switch decided to stop working

[young shale]

maybe i should start.. its been 7 yrs since ive played vanilla

actually maybe 6 i cant remember if i started playing in 2019 or 2020

[magic frigate]

I recommend u play vanilla if u haven't for that long, for sure

There's a lot to appreciate even without mods

[sacred jay]

hiiiiii

thinkin bout. stardoo

[lucid heart]

I literally was at my door on my horse btw💀

[ocean junco]

!paths

[novel thistle]

See here for NPC pathing tiles:

https://wckdy.com/stardew-valley-villager-paths/

To use this command, type !paths.

[silver niche]

lucky? idk

[calm sandal]

Unless u cheat, impossible

Hmmm, doable in many ways.

[tiny anchor]

Possible but difficult

[calm sandal]

Yuph.

[tiny anchor]

Making a lot of money

[pearl vine]

I have ONE MORE HEART left for shane-

[hasty copper]

Starfruits

[calm sandal]

The best use of first year is investment, the return is on 2nd year or so, is the optimal way

[simple crag]

Hey chat

[magic frigate]

Hii

[pearl vine]

What does the reactions under my message MEAN. I'm so confused-

[lucid heart]

[tiny anchor]

What the fuck

[hearty jacinth]

Dude that’s like my entire bank account, I have like 500 rn

[magic frigate]

<@&239770080378880001>

[calm sandal]

Im not gonna cast trouble to myself.

[pearl vine]

Are they trying to say SOMETHING?? I'm scared-

[hearty jacinth]

For what?

[hasty pond]

?

[pine vale]

Idk but it looks something of a bad word

[magic frigate]

I sent reports

Idk if they deleted as soon as I pinged

[random dagger]

you could be next to your bed and they'll still charge u 😭

[hearty jacinth]

What does odst stand for again

What did they say

[pine vale]

They did lol

[pearl vine]

Oh.

[lucid heart]

Fr💀

[hasty pond]

orbital drop shock trooper

[calm sandal]

Obliterated

[pearl vine]

Anywho. One more heart for Shane.. I'm nervous.

[lucid heart]

My farm is clean now no big rocks

[hearty jacinth]

Where is Marnie’s ranch

[random dagger]

south exit of your farm

just walk down it'll be on your right

[hearty jacinth]

Okay I’m trying to find has

jas*

[random dagger]

she sometimes play jump rope under the big tree to the left of the ranch

usually in the morning

she's also often with vincent

[real steeple]

Sometimes she's in the library doing school with penny and Vincent too

[magic frigate]

[[Jas#Schedule]]

[gleaming girder]

https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Jas#Schedule

[wide saffron]

A

[hearty jacinth]

Dude how do I get in the wizard tower

[devout elbow]

WWWWWWWWW

[frank kayak]

read the thingy

[random dagger]

you can go once you get the letter from the wizard

[pearl vine]

🤭

[devout elbow]

Happy for u frfr

[hearty jacinth]

So je needs to put a letter in my mailbox?

[queen iron]

hello guys, noob question. i can plot a farm outside of my property right?

[random dagger]

once you click on the thing in the community centre the wizard should send you a letter the next day

[queen iron]

im running out of space

[random dagger]

once you read it you can directly go see him

[hearty jacinth]

K tu

Ty*

[random dagger]

farmland no. machines yea

[queen iron]

houses no too?

like barn etc

[random dagger]

nope buildings and crops stay in the farm area

you can place chest and machines in town or wherever

make sure to not get in the way of the townies tho

[devout elbow]

His 10 heart event is so cute trust 🙏🙏🙏

[brittle shuttle]

How long will our names be orange like this if we made the Stardew memories post

[devout elbow]

I have no idea

Maybe at some point the mods or admins will move the role so it’s not an aesthetic one anymore eventually…

Like to still have it but not have orange name…

[thorn axle]

It’ll be removed eventually

The colour the role idk

[tiny anchor]

It's likely the role will stay at the bottom of our profiles

[devout elbow]

Ye

[brittle shuttle]

That will be nice

[devout elbow]

I guess it would make sense to have it visible for a few weeks at least

[brittle shuttle]

Good memories...

[devout elbow]

Lowkey can’t believe this game is 10 years old. I haven’t been playing it that long, but it still seems kinda wild to me

[hasty pier]

I just started all my best everyone!

[dire sleet]

Welcome!

[hasty pier]

Thanks! 🩷

[serene heron]

hi

[magic frigate]

Welcome too!

[dire sleet]

Hiii

[serene heron]

👋👋👋

whos stardewing it rn

[wide saffron]

What

[serene heron]

staring their dew

[dire sleet]

Not me, I have the flu unfortunately

[wide saffron]

I shoulx

[serene heron]

😔

[wide saffron]

AWE KIKI 💔💔 GET BETTER POOKS

[plain fable]

yo guys quick question, should i do anything when the green rain appears? like idk maybe grind an special item from it or smth

[serene heron]

moss 😋

[random dagger]

chop trees harvest moss

[wide saffron]

Fern, and uhh the grass thinfy

[dire sleet]

Tyyy stars 🫶🫶 ly twin

[plain fable]

the grass tree thigny?

[wide saffron]

Lyt twin 🫶🏻

[serene heron]

theres weird trees but I forgot what you get

[wide saffron]

The uhhh green thingy you use to make uuhh

[dire sleet]

Fiddlehead ferns

[wide saffron]

Weeds

[serene heron]

ye

silly ass name

[wide saffron]

Loll

[random dagger]

fibre

[wide saffron]

I hate being 18 now lol

[wide saffron]

YES FIBER TY

[plain fable]

what 😭 🙏

[lucid heart]

About to be

[dire sleet]

Happy belated birthday btw!

[wide saffron]

It was on the 27th BUT TYYY

[lucid heart]

My 21st birthday is next month🧍‍♀️

[wide saffron]

Yayyy

[dire sleet]

Happy early birthday!

[lucid heart]

https://tenor.com/view/21-gif-20187208

[serene heron]

im 21 this year too like what

i was 19 like yesterday

[plain fable]

unc 👨‍🦲

[lucid heart]

Fr😭

[wide saffron]

Ha

Jk

[serene heron]

omg kitty

[young fractal]

No longer a minor

[wide saffron]

Aweee

[wide saffron]

Ik

[young fractal]

Your an adult

[wide saffron]

I have to deal with my medical shit

[lucid heart]

Time to speedrun winter year 4 I think yes 4

[serene heron]

ooo youre year 4 too

im in summer rn

[young fractal]

Year 4 is crazy are u not done the game yet lol

[lucid heart]

I was forced to play on mobile but yes

[hearty jacinth]

It says Demetrius can be found taking notes at the north lake but where is that

[wide saffron]

Ima.tell my doctor about my medical issues

[pearl vine]

SO.... spoilers ahead. ||Shane JUST asked me on a date maybe...? He said he had 2 tickets for a tunnelers game..||

[lucid heart]

Not even close i have all the secret notes tho

[serene heron]

👀

[lucid heart]

Near the mines

[dire sleet]

The mountain lake in the north of the map

[young fractal]

Whens the next content update

[wide saffron]

No clue

[dire sleet]

!1.7

[novel thistle]

Information on the 1.7 update

• When is the update coming out?
  We don't know yet! There's no release date information at this time. However, patch version 1.6.16 will be released prior to the 1.7 update.

• What's going to be in the update?
  So far we know there will be a new farm type, more content for children, and two new marriage candidates, Clint and ||Sandy||.

• Aaaaa will we have to wait even longer for Haunted Chocolatier? D:
  ConcernedApe says HC development will not be delayed by the update. #bulletin-board message

• What changes for mod authors?
  Join the thread for the 1.6.16 alpha under #making-mods-general to see what's new and what you might need to look out for with future releases and updates for your mods! You can also make suggestions for changes to benefit mod authors, but note that implementation is not guaranteed.

Keep an eye on #bulletin-board for current and possible future information about the status of the 1.7 update.

To use this command, type !1.7.

[serene heron]

ok who is this

soup man

[wide saffron]

Huhh

[young fractal]

I just got spoiled sandy lol

[lucid heart]

I also get to get stardew next month on my bf's pc🕺🕺

[pearl vine]

ooh

[wide saffron]

Cuteee

[dire sleet]

Yippee!

[lucid heart]

Anyway stardew time

[wide saffron]

Sigh I yearn for a bf 😓

[serene heron]

which uhhh person did everyone marry in their saves ???

[stark nexus]

This bf right here

[dire sleet]

I lowkey hugged the guy who has a crush on me am I cooked

[stark nexus]

Haley

[serene heron]

tyne shift type shift

[stark nexus]

Do you have a crush on him?

[wide saffron]

Do u like him backkk

[wide saffron]

Sebastian tbh

[dire sleet]

Idk

[random dagger]

penny and haley for me

[stark nexus]

You might be cooked

[serene heron]

I did penny in my first proper one

[dire sleet]

Haley or Kroby

[serene heron]

then leah in my second one when 1.6 came out

I went a long time before I realised it WERENT Robin tho 💔

[random dagger]

i keep saying i want krobus and then marry one of the girls instead

[stark nexus]

Lmao

[serene heron]

I made krobus' area all pretty the other day

and the dwarf

[dire sleet]

I mean Krobus is slightly more inconvenient to marry so I can’t blame you too much

[random dagger]

oh how come?

[pearl vine]

Shane.. really soon. And when I mean soon.. I mean soon.

[pine vale]

Currently on progress to romance Leah

[serene heron]

do you actually marry him or does he just kinda move in?

[wide saffron]

I would do krobus but idk

[tiny anchor]

the latter

[serene heron]

😭 love it

[pine vale]

My Goal for Stardew valley is marrying every single candidate and krobus in each different file

[round perch]

i've been finding straight teen boys playing stardew valley, its kinda really wholesome

[dire sleet]

You can’t befriend him as earlier so it takes longer

[round perch]

wow thats dedication

[dire sleet]

I’m trying to do perfection on every farm

[serene heron]

[wide saffron]

LOL WAHT

[fresh tinsel]

How do i get sword upgrades for the mines? Im stuck on level 10 cz i cant kill the flying guys

[random dagger]

oh yea so true

[round perch]

huh

[pine vale]

Yeah it's also try out all the layout farm so it's kill two bird with one stone

[serene heron]

i need to try a different layout tbf I usually just stick with what I know with the original one

[round perch]

ah yeah, i still have a long way to go for me to experience everything on standard farm

[wide saffron]

I said what like its funny what you said

[pine vale]

I might do it once i got all the barchelotte file save

[round perch]

i dont get how its funny but sure

[fresh tinsel]

More like murder 2 birds with a black hole

[random dagger]

you can buy one from the adventurer's guild or get one from fishing

[wide saffron]

Sigh

[fresh tinsel]

R those the only upgrades? Im low on gold and fishing level

[random dagger]

eradicating some of the monsters also reward u a weapon

[round perch]

im sorry im dumb

[random dagger]

yep 😔

[deep meadow]

You find more as you go down

[round perch]

[wide saffron]

Dont be loll, people dont understand me tbh

[fresh tinsel]

How expensive is the one

[fresh tinsel]

Rusty sword aint cutting it quite literally

[tiny anchor]

There are more than 2 swords 😭

[round perch]

what?? rusty sword is goated

[random dagger]

i can't remember at the top of my head, but you can browse. there are alot of options in the guild

[dire sleet]

You can also get some as a rare monster/crate drop

[sacred pier]

Get insect head

It will last u for decent while

[fresh tinsel]

Elaborate

[tiny anchor]

Floor 20 has a sword in the chest, but Insect Head is always my go to

[round perch]

so why do people hate the obsidian edge?

[random dagger]

wait i'm only talking abt the sources of the swords 😭 maybe i word that wrong

[fresh tinsel]

What is insect head

[round perch]

or the templar blade?

[sacred pier]

Kill certain amount of bugs ( I forgot the number) and u get insect head as reward from adventure guild

[fresh tinsel]

Bugs in cave?

[sacred pier]

Yes

[tiny anchor]

Ohh I thought you were saying there was only 1 sword from fishing and 1 from the guild lol

[random dagger]

they're getting their ass beat by the bugs tho

[tiny anchor]

Who hates the obsidian edge

[pine vale]

It's a weapon gifted by gil once kill certain amount of monster

Forget what it is

[tiny anchor]

80 bugs

[round perch]

salmence if u know the sv youtuber

[fresh tinsel]

I would say im pretty undeveloped for being on summer 10 first year :/

[pearl vine]

AAAAAAAAAA!!! OMG. 🥹 ||The date was so good! Noisy, but good. Surprise kiss took me BY SURPRISE OMG...||

[random dagger]

are you new? it's fine

[tiny anchor]

Well I imagine he has reasons for why he hates it but I've never seen anybody hate on the Obsidian Edge

[fresh tinsel]

Yeah but i cant do anything

[dire sleet]

I wouldn’t worry about it too much, progress at your own pace

[random dagger]

yep learn as you go good luck

[fresh tinsel]

The whole cast aint gonna marry themselves

[fresh tinsel]

This is a joke.

[sacred pier]

Thank you for clarifying

[deep meadow]

You’ve made me angry for clarifying

[tiny anchor]

That's the right attitude

[random dagger]

wait grubs count towards the bug slaying goal right?

[deep meadow]

Yah

[sacred pier]

Yes

[random dagger]

oh yea nice

[sacred pier]

Not the diglets btw

[tiny anchor]

grub is bug!

[sacred pier]

Those are seperate and have their own reward

[deep meadow]

You know what else is a bug?

[random dagger]

not that hard to get the insecthead then

[sacred pier]

Clint being marriable?

[deep meadow]

I don’t, but if you find one you come and find me

[random dagger]

just get the grubs

[round perch]

does ca accept friend requests?

[tiny anchor]

Unlikely

[fallen condor]

Reading some previous messages dated as February 28, I forget there are only 28 days in February.

[fresh tinsel]

How am i supposed to reach floor 80 in summer year one tho???

[fallen condor]

Seeing more recent messages dated as March 1-2, makes me think, "man, has it been a few days?"

Then I realize it was just yesterday or a day ago.

[random dagger]

with blood sweat and tears

[sacred pier]

Git gud literally

[fresh tinsel]

The time limit is insane

[sacred pier]

You get better boots, rings and sword as u go

[sacred pier]

There's no time limit

[fresh tinsel]

28 days. Not to mention energy

[sacred pier]

Eat food for energy

[fallen condor]

You start during Summer to do mining?

[sacred pier]

Ye but mine is open all year

[pearl vine]

Now for the marriage part..

Where do I get a mermaid pendant?

[fresh tinsel]

From what my friends have told me u kinda need sprinklers in summer to reduce time spent watering

[silver niche]

beach when it rains

[sacred pier]

On rainy on beach ..

[pearl vine]

OH its raining RN

[sacred pier]

On the right side

[devout elbow]

Frrrrrrrr

[fallen condor]

And those fertilizers or something that retains water, that's also an alternative.

[sacred pier]

Water retaining soil

[fresh tinsel]

10% chance and with blueberry bushes i can barely tell if its watered or not

[silver niche]

how do i get an abundance of deluxe fertilizer

[sacred pier]

Buy

[fallen condor]

Pierre, no?

[silver niche]

is it in desert i forgor

[sacred pier]

Pierre sells it...better ones unlock as ur farming levels up

[sacred pier]

That an option too

[silver niche]

oh right ty

[sacred pier]

Cheaper than pierre

But only on Thursday

[tiny anchor]

Are we talking abt Speed-Gro

[silver niche]

fertilizer

[tiny anchor]

Deluxe Fertilizer is post-CC, Quality Fertilizer can be bought from Pierre in year 2

[fresh tinsel]

How do u go down through a slime floor in the mines

[tiny anchor]

Kill all the enemies

And an exit will appear

[primal rock]

Does anyone have any tips to get a ||dinosaur egg||? I’ve been living in the ||skull caverns|| and haven’t gotten one.

[calm sandal]

feshen.

fishin'

many ppl get it early before desert unlocks

[primal rock]

Ok I’ll try fishing more

Thanks

[hoary edge]

You should censor a few of those words

[lucid heart]

Haley

[hoary edge]

Same but usually I marry penny

Next save I'ma do Abigail though

[hallow birch]

does anyone know how I can quickly increase haley likes to me like in the first week of starting the game

[serene heron]

just give her loved gifts whenever you can I think

[hallow birch]

for the flower dance I gave her flower every week I can but its not enough

[lucid heart]

How much my bf used to look like gunther when I met him🙂‍↕️

[serene heron]

ok thats actually gunther

which area should I snaz up next ive done the mines and sewers

[primal rock]

Done. Sorry about that

[pastel yacht]

Guys who should i marry this time

[neat fog]

who did u do last time?

[lament mural]

Is it confirmed that the governor lives in a mansion

[mental sage]

Emily

[fleet summit]

hey a torch spawned outside my house that makes stuff darker

its called a spirit torch

what the hell is that

[pastel yacht]

Ouu okay

[hallow birch]

Haley

[mental sage]

[[spirit torch]]

[serene heron]

marry Emily on clints birthday

:)

[stoic moth]

If you don't water your pets you're evil

[stoic moth]

It'd be cool if the governor was a friendable npc

Same with Marlon and Gunther

[lament mural]

He is such a cutie

[stoic moth]

He has jolly fat dude demeanor

[hoary edge]

I think it's weird those people aren't giftable

Like they have a somewhat prominent part in stardew valley but just kinda exist

[lament mural]

He already has loved and hated gifts too

Sturgeon starfruit as loved and red mushroom as hated

[serene heron]

I want more gunther

hes just there

[hoary edge]

Wait what that's weird we're is this

[lament mural]

You put it in the soup and either he loves it or hates it