stardew-valley

[tough perch]

Fishing in ocean

[lavish basin]

[[Sardine]]

[gleaming girder]

https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Sardine

[rain rampart]

I do for 2 hours

😭

[gaunt marlin]

i just got a weapon called an insect head so ig no worries ahah

[lavish basin]

Right season/time?

[tough perch]

Are you in summer

[rain rampart]

yes

[lavish basin]

Cant get it in summer

[cunning maple]

no sardine then lol

[tough perch]

Rip

[cunning maple]

check the wiki before you fish

[lavish basin]

It's a spring, fall or winter fish

[rain rampart]

aw man

:(

[midnight ridge]

why is caroline giving me the recipe for parsnip soup in the middle of winter

😭

[lavish basin]

It's based on friendship, not season

[midnight ridge]

ik

[fervent leaf]

I had the same thing

[midnight ridge]

but winter?

I havent even spoken to her

[lavish basin]

Well it's right before spring so you can soon make it

[gaunt marlin]

@cunning maple got a new weapon its SO good, i was doing 3 dmg a hit now im doing like 20

[midnight ridge]

welll.. that is what happens when you get a better weapon

but congrats

[gaunt marlin]

its more the jump is INSANE like i hated combat cause it was just SPAM SPAM SPAM but goody goody now

[midnight ridge]

I still spammy spam

[lavish basin]

What weapom did you get

[cunning maple]

noice 👌

[gaunt marlin]

insect head, for refrence i was using the steel smallsword beforehand

[cunning maple]

yeah insect head is goated

[gaunt marlin]

is there any other gear i should try get, rings boots etc

[lavish basin]

Yeah that's the best you could've gone for

[lavish basin]

Boots you'll just find as you descend. For best rings, the earliest you have access to are glowstone ring which you can craft at mining lvl 4, and burglar's ring as the slayer goal from 500 dust sprites

[cunning maple]

glowstone ring is a classic, live magnetism and light
burglars is good too eventually

[lavish basin]

🤝

[cunning maple]

-# i should just shuddup when youre here lol

[lavish basin]

Nahhh don't do that

It's more fun when we both give the same response

It's more believable for people asking the questions that we're both right than both wrong too

Not something we can talk about here

That's spoiler territory

[gaunt marlin]

oh lordy lord good point

im still year one so

squid fest was yesterday so day 14

[midnight ridge]

squid hat is goofy

[cunning maple]

wedding day material

[midnight ridge]

lmfao

[signal badge]

what does upgrading the watering can do

[cunning maple]

if you hold down the tool button youll cover more tiles in one go

higher the upgrade, more you can cover

[signal badge]

oh that sounds rlly good

[lavish basin]

Also increases water capacity

[signal badge]

ill do it after my axe

is it something similar with the hoe as well?

[cunning maple]

yep, exactly

[lavish basin]

Hoe is the exact same

Except the water capacity lol

[cunning maple]

-# hoe capacity 👌

[lavish basin]

The more you upgrade it, the more hoes you can have 😎

[midnight ridge]

best way to find ||prismatic slime||?

[late hazel]

How did you manage to get ranks? I mean shi like "Sheperd" "Farmer"

[lavish basin]

!ps

[novel thistle]

How to get the Prismatic Jelly

In order to find a prismatic slime, you must search for one in the mines to kill in order to obtain prismatic jelly. The most recommended method (single player only) would be to use the elevator between floors 0 & 5, or any other preferred floor, 5 is just easiest, to reset the mines until it spawns. It's recommended to go on a good luck day, since the spawn rate for a prismatic slime is affected by daily luck.

To use this command, type !ps.

[lavish basin]

#roles

[cunning maple]

just talkin a lot in the server

[lavish basin]

You level up in the server by talking

[late hazel]

Bet

[cunning maple]

slow goin but ye

[limpid raptor]

yappotron 9000

finals over the sdv grind continues

[random iris]

hi guyss

[late hazel]

I wont have nun then

[random iris]

ive got a question

[lavish basin]

Heya

[cunning maple]

howdy

[lavish basin]

Ask away

[scarlet torrent]

Khamzat or DDP

[lavish basin]

Huh

[late hazel]

Lol

[random iris]

can anyone that plays with mods help me? im stuck in the "configure mods" menu while playing and idk what button to press to get the menu away

[limpid raptor]

#1272025932932055121

[random iris]

[late hazel]

DDP>

[lavish basin]

Does ESC not work

[cunning maple]

esc dont do it? then yeah tech support ig

[random iris]

okay thank yew

[random iris]

nopppeee

[late hazel]

Btw, i know this is not the proper channel for it but anyone wanna start a new farm (playstation)

[lavish basin]

Found this in the mod page

[late hazel]

Everyone gone...

[random iris]

so what am i supposed to do?

[lavish basin]

Try that fix

[random iris]

thank you

[rain knoll]

That Samtaroo feller looks familiar

[lavish basin]

Not sure who it is, just came across their post

[rain knoll]

@lucid trench jumpscare

[lavish basin]

Ah well there they are

[rain knoll]

[random iris]

what are your fav farm maps? im not sure which one to pick

[lavish basin]

Forest is mine

[random iris]

iws there one where i can relatively get alot of stone and wood?

[cunning maple]

four corners is so lovely for an icd bitch like me lol

[random iris]

i suppose forest is just a wood factory lol

[random iris]

yeah

[lavish basin]

All maps have a lot of trees and debris at first tbh

[cunning maple]

all of em start with rocks and trees
long term you can make it what you want

[random iris]

okay!

[lavish basin]

Well, ironically standard would have more trees than forest. Forest shines when it comes to hardwood and forageables spawning

[rain knoll]

Later on, you eventually don't even use the farm for wood and stone

[cunning maple]

hilltop and four corners has a small area for gathering ore and such but thats about it

[random iris]

explains

[lavish basin]

Are you asking to explain?

Little confused lol

[rain knoll]

nah they meant "that explains it"

[rain knoll]

unless they actually wanted an elaboration

[lavish basin]

Yeah that's what I figured

[rain knoll]

[random iris]

NO LMAO i meant explainss

as in like

[lavish basin]

Gotcha gotcha

[rain rampart]

should i buy rare seed

[rain knoll]

I'd never forget your pfp

[rain rampart]

or is it not worth

[lavish basin]

Youll need 2 so sure

1 for stardrop, 1 for shiping

[lucid trench]

hahaha

[rain knoll]

get like 1 for now ngl

[lavish basin]

But you could get them later when you have more money

With only 2k, no need to buy it now

[random iris]

wait so what happend to the sam pregnant mod convo from yesterday

[cunning maple]

https://tenor.com/view/my-love-story-with-yamada-kun-at-lv999-yamada-lv999-anime-yamada-lv999-akane-akane-confused-confused-anime-gif-16048699582846891922

[lavish basin]

Well I somewhat doubt someone will make that mod lmao

[random iris]

sigh

thats unfortunate

[cunning maple]

ahhh good ol new farmers 😌

[quartz coral]

Getting back from a nap and this is the first thing I see 😔💔

[rain knoll]

If this theoretical mod were to exist, that'd imply Sam is trans, right?

[random iris]

so like if its called new farmers why is the one ancient david in here

[lavish basin]

No, mpreg emoji

[cunning maple]

david is omnipresent

[lavish basin]

🫃

[random iris]

thats a woman with a rather interesting haircut

[cunning maple]

sam gives "im a trans girl i just dont know what it means yet" vibes

i will not elaborate

[lavish basin]

Hi guys I just started playing this game today, nice to meet you all

[lucid trench]

[random iris]

no ur like ancient

when was sw made

[lavish basin]

Like 8 years ago

[quartz coral]

𝐈 𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐠𝐧𝐢𝐳𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐟𝐢𝐥𝐞 𝐩𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞.

[lavish basin]

Or 9 idk

[lucid trench]

[random iris]

no way]

[rain knoll]

David so old, he existed when ancient fruit was just moderately new fruit

[random iris]

so ur like older then 22

[cunning maple]

christ i feel old..

[lavish basin]

No 😭

[random iris]

ancient.

[winged hatch]

hi ellie

[cunning maple]

howdy dog

[quartz coral]

Unc

[lavish basin]

Oh the game is 9 now

[winged hatch]

hi david

[lavish basin]

Hi dog

[quartz coral]

Unc

[random iris]

but discord has 13+ rule

[lavish basin]

😶

[midnight ridge]

how have I gotten like 3 secret notes before a prismatic slime

[cunning maple]

lol

[winged hatch]

they arent rare ngl

[lavish basin]

For any discord team member out there I'm 22

[random iris]

stardew should allow crossplau 💔

[cunning maple]

lololololol

[winged hatch]

ellie

[quartz coral]

Crossplau 🥀

[winged hatch]

hru

[cunning maple]

oh im alright i guess i dunno
hru?

[winged hatch]

im good,i spent most of the day yesterday w my gf so

[random iris]

hater

[quartz coral]

Hater*

[random iris]

98UGLJHBSALEWIUKJFW

[winged hatch]

yo is that a robux gift card

[lavish basin]

screams in steam activation key

[random iris]

U wish

[cunning maple]

lol

[winged hatch]

LMAO

[random iris]

i tried buying one yesterday, they dont sell them anywhere

[lucid trench]

thanks for the free game

[lavish basin]

I already claimed it 🥀

[lucid trench]

gifted me an unreleased stardew valley dlc

W

[random iris]

can u fix ur mod

[lavish basin]

It's not their mod

[random iris]

im suffocating

oh

im still stuck in the menu

[lucid trench]

do what i typed

[rocky pivot]

Heyo

[random iris]

ur tip didnt really help cause i dont know where to enter that thing

[lucid trench]

it fixed it for me and some others

[lucid trench]

SMAPI console

[random iris]

where do i typew trhat

[lucid trench]

the little window that opens behind the game

[lavish basin]

They literally say "mod author pls fix this" in the image I sent lmao

[cunning maple]

lol

[lavish basin]

Smapi console, it's open when you launch the game

[random iris]

God forbid someone have brain damange

[random iris]

so i do have to rejoin my game

[lucid trench]

n o

[lavish basin]

If you have the game closed rn

[lucid trench]

minimise the game

[lavish basin]

The console is open whenever youre running the game

[lucid trench]

and theres a command prompt window

type the command in there my brudda

[winged hatch]

chat dead 😔✌️

[rocky pivot]

Top dawg

[rocky pivot]

Weren't you a member of ellies

[cunning maple]

ye

[rain knoll]

damn they quit from y'alls cult

[cunning maple]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-idk-i-dont-know-no-se-no-lo-se-anime-gif-14074199

[tough perch]

Rip

[rain knoll]

Ellie and the gang finding out someone left

[cunning maple]

more pepsi for me ig

[rocky pivot]

Win win

They were warm pepsis anyways

[tough perch]

This implies someone just dances in front of a random bathroom for no fucking reasons

[rocky pivot]

I don't like pepsies

[cunning maple]

theyre alright lol

[lavish basin]

Pepis

[rocky pivot]

If I ever want to drink a soda o something I just findsome fruit and eat them with some cold water

[rain knoll]

[rain knoll]

struggle meal

also, you edited that and still failed

[rocky pivot]

Djejehe

My brain not braining

What's struggle meal

[rain knoll]

that's you?!

[rocky pivot]

I don't wanna get addicted to sodas

Which one struggle meal or the cat

[rain knoll]

meals for the financially declined

[rocky pivot]

Nah

I just hate sodas

If I ever like one I meant

[cunning maple]

good on ya

[rocky pivot]

U Not gonna reach 20

Will decline

Muhehehehehe

I wonder where is longshore

[cunning maple]

probably not lol

[rocky pivot]

Distribut more pepsi

S

[cunning maple]

nah shits awful lol

[rocky pivot]

Upgrade?

Coffee can't be an upgrade

[winged hatch]

no

anyways

time to drink my 3rd monster energy

[lavish basin]

3rd today?

[winged hatch]

yh

[lavish basin]

Yikes

[rocky pivot]

Don't explode

Pls

[winged hatch]

😭

[lavish basin]

That's seriously bad tho

Consider cutting back

[winged hatch]

i used to drink 4-5

[lavish basin]

Really eager to meet Jesus

[quartz coral]

𝚂𝚘 𝚌𝚕𝚘𝚜𝚎 𝚢𝚎𝚝 𝚜𝚘 𝚏𝚊𝚛.

[verbal lantern]

Thats me with coffee and red bulls

[verbal lantern]

Yesterday i had 2 pots of coffee and 4 redbulls lol

[quartz coral]

Are you that eager to fly?

[lavish basin]

Are y'all okay 😭 My god

[verbal lantern]

I slept for 2 hours and now i'm about to get back to farming

[cunning maple]

and i thought i was unwell lol

[inland dew]

Heya everyone

[verbal lantern]

My diet it consists mainly of thc caffeine and like 5 percent food

[manic atlas]

-# Might wanna switch back to Stardew. Mods are lurking

[quartz coral]

Apologies.

[manic atlas]

This made me feel healthy.

but yeah moving on

[cunning maple]

howdy

[cunning maple]

howdy to you as well

[lavish basin]

Heya, welcome!

[manic atlas]

Howdy pardner

[quartz coral]

Hello

[rain knoll]

woah. freaky jello

[manic atlas]

https://tenor.com/view/sonic-gif-4656385985544318455

anyway how muh crops you guys like to grow on your farm

rounded to the nearest 50

[quartz coral]

50

[rain knoll]

50

[rocky pivot]

I like to go with 500s

[quartz coral]

Jinx

[verbal lantern]

I have 4 pink melons lol thats it I mine and fish relentlessly

[storm venture]

hi stardew players

[cunning maple]

howdy

[inland dew]

my friend just gotted. the idea to choose a random admin on my discord server i am depress😭

[lavish basin]

Heya

[rain knoll]

sup

[rocky pivot]

Hi cleopawt

Cleopatra

[cunning maple]

"cleopawt" lol

[rocky pivot]

Can't spell

[storm venture]

sounds cute tho

[lavish basin]

There's legit a girl named Cleopatra in my uni class

[storm venture]

yeah thats me,David

[cunning maple]

going to clone high i see

[rocky pivot]

Daviiid

[lavish basin]

Nuh uh

[storm venture]

yes uh

[rocky pivot]

I like to pronounce it as da vid

[lavish basin]

So what uni is it then

[storm venture]

da void

[storm venture]

University

[rocky pivot]

Remy the rat what

[quartz coral]

Nothing

[lavish basin]

Godamn it is you

[rocky pivot]

Remy the rat nothing

[lavish basin]

Famous university university

[storm venture]

yes yes

thats why im there

[rain knoll]

I remember when Mr. University founded that

[quartz coral]

Correct.

[storm venture]

historical time

[rocky pivot]

You traffic nothing

[lavish basin]

Yep, good old university day

[quartz coral]

I rat nothing

[rocky pivot]

Oh my bad

Remy the rat nothing

[storm venture]

im in a spot in the game where i dont know what to do next
what should i do?

[quartz coral]

Anyways how do I get an outfit similar to the flower dance fit for the guys

[rain knoll]

you finish the community center?

[lavish basin]

Finished the cc?

[storm venture]

yup

[rocky pivot]

Extinguish Lingus fire camp

[lavish basin]

Then we can give guidance in #stardew-spoilers

[winged hatch]

woof

[quartz coral]

Go to the no no talkie place

[storm venture]

aww but nicer here

[rain knoll]

Lingus?

[storm venture]

its warmer

[rain knoll]

More like Linus

[eternal tinsel]

bomb pierre shop

[storm venture]

im not trying to be the next Joker

[rocky pivot]

Whats dis

[cunning maple]

the goat

[rocky pivot]

I don't wanna milk Lingus

[rain knoll]

Zah goat

[rocky pivot]

Don't make do this

[eternal tinsel]

might be worse than LeaG

[lavish basin]

Well we cant discuss post cc here

[rocky pivot]

I don't wanna see lingus again

[rain knoll]

I think the only person who understood the dumb sticker name was Carmilla

[quartz coral]

Please 🙏

[storm venture]

i see i see well id better move out

[cunning maple]

we shall miss you

[storm venture]

https://tenor.com/view/ants-bindle-hobo-stick-sad-ant-gif-6604577456488723514

[rocky pivot]

Bubye 1963

[storm venture]

it was nice meeting you

[lavish basin]

You can always come back

[lavish basin]

LMAO

[storm venture]

im gonna copy my msgs cus it hurts to type

[eternal tinsel]

if abigail finds amethyst delicious what does she feel abt prismatic shards

[lavish basin]

hmm gay candy

[eternal tinsel]

pride candy

[rocky pivot]

Less tasty cuz less porpol

[eternal tinsel]

haily hates the gay candy what does one feel abt ts

[lavish basin]

How did you spell her name so wrong

[winged hatch]

.....

[eternal tinsel]

hayley

[winged hatch]

that is disrespectful

STOPPPPPPPP

[lavish basin]

It's still wrong 😭

[eternal tinsel]

heylee

[lavish basin]

!hayley

[novel thistle]

Haley only has one ‘y’ in it…

To use this command, type !hayley.

[quartz coral]

I agree with him

[eternal tinsel]

hailey

[lavish basin]

Still wrong

[winged hatch]

its haley..

[eternal tinsel]

WRONG

[cunning maple]

bay leaf?

[winged hatch]

NO

[eternal tinsel]

[cunning maple]

ah yes, haley

[lavish basin]

haley with dyed hair

[eternal tinsel]

haylee

lowke thought linus name was spelled linux

[verbal lantern]

Is it really haha

[nocturne wigeon]

What is my status showing on Discord , is it showing which game I am playing ?

[cunning maple]

not that i can see

[lavish basin]

Doesnt show

[cunning maple]

bro playin some sus stuff rn heheheh

[nocturne wigeon]

😂

[storm venture]

yes

why are you playing that

[nocturne wigeon]

what is it showing ?

[storm venture]

the game youre playing

[cunning maple]

they trollin lol

[midnight ridge]

okay I got the jelly on a bad luck day

[rocky pivot]

What's jelly

[cunning maple]

yeah daily luck dont effect it 👌

just luck buffs

[nocturne wigeon]

Does it also show when someone is listening to spotify , I am trynna hide that from some people

[eternal tinsel]

yes

[storm venture]

just set your status to invisible if you dont want to show it

[cunning maple]

sometimes. probably some settings you can change for that idk

[robust topaz]

Which profession should I choose - Miner or Geologist?

[midnight ridge]

only if you connect it

[cunning maple]

miner, easy

[nocturne wigeon]

ah got it

[robust topaz]

Why? I didn't understand both

[midnight ridge]

used nothing but speed

[cunning maple]

20% more ore all the time which is always good
crazy buff

other one is straight trash lol

[robust topaz]

Ok, thanks

[cunning maple]

if you want gems, youll be using crystalariums

[midnight ridge]

real

[rocky pivot]

Pringull

[midnight ridge]

whos the least married bachelor(ette)

[winged hatch]

haley

cuz shes MINE

[quartz coral]

Nuh uh

[cunning maple]

maru maybe?

[glass inlet]

Probably Elliot

[midnight ridge]

who?

[cunning maple]

her schedule is wack so most dont really see her much lol

[winged hatch]

Lmfaooooo

[glass inlet]

Maru also strong possibility

[plush nexus]

Prob Maru or Penny

[cunning maple]

definitely not penny lol

[winged hatch]

penny an opp

[quartz coral]

I forgot Leah even exists

[rocky pivot]

Penny gonna be my wife I gave up on Emily

[winged hatch]

yea haley exists

[rocky pivot]

Her house fire tho

[quartz coral]

She's mine big dog

[eternal tinsel]

pennies

[plush nexus]

I havent seen anyone strongly prefer Penny, its always a pick between Abi or Leah from what I've seen

[winged hatch]

naw gang

[cunning maple]

ive seen a fair few penny lovers
idk if ive seen a single maru lover tho

[quartz coral]

Yaw gang

[winged hatch]

im literally the #1 haley lover

[eternal tinsel]

leah lowke the best wife

[plush nexus]

We all love art connoisseurs

[eternal tinsel]

no cussing

[quartz coral]

Isn't Leah just datable Robin?

[rocky pivot]

Maybe

[midnight ridge]

linus has a stash of wealth somewhere and somebody needs to find out where he hides it

[rocky pivot]

I like robin

[nocturne wigeon]

I have forgotten everything , which farm should I select @lavish basin

[quartz coral]

🧢

[cunning maple]

haley > leah > abi > penny > emily > maru
is my guess for most to least popular

[eternal tinsel]

hes hiding it beside the one piece

[rocky pivot]

Stash of foragables

[rocky pivot]

Abi > leah

[winged hatch]

ellie

[quartz coral]

Never once saw someone choose Leah ever

[eternal tinsel]

emily being behind penny is ruthless

[cunning maple]

standard is good
forest, four corners, and meadowlands is good too

[plush nexus]

Robin is Leah's good ending

[cunning maple]

hi

[winged hatch]

arent i the #1 haley lover

[cunning maple]

shoreee

[winged hatch]

fwick you

[rocky pivot]

Why named four corners

[eternal tinsel]

self proclaimed

[cunning maple]

that means yes lol

[quartz coral]

Technically if we married Leah, we're just Demetrius

[rocky pivot]

Longshore ?

[winged hatch]

ok

[cunning maple]

i think leah is the most popular, at least in a survey i saw a while ago
idk could be wrong

[winged hatch]

haley is mine

[rocky pivot]

Getting hectic with all of these Hayley lovers

[quartz coral]

No

[winged hatch]

Fym no

[rocky pivot]

Bubye

[quartz coral]

N

[winged hatch]

ur a new gen here

[eternal tinsel]

if c.ape says ts himself then ill believe you

[quartz coral]

O

[quartz coral]

Nuh uh

[winged hatch]

new gen haley lover

[eternal tinsel]

yall can go fight over haley gng js gimme leah

[cunning maple]

https://tenor.com/view/pompo-eiga-daisuki-pompo-san-donut-anime-munch-gif-24149324

[quartz coral]

I played this game 3 years ago and I legit only have 2 playthroughs

[winged hatch]

i marry haley on every save

i dont even talk to other people

[quartz coral]

And I married Haley in the both of them and I'd do it for every playthrough after that

[winged hatch]

whats her loved gifts then

[quartz coral]

Sunflower

Uhhh

ChatGPT help me

[winged hatch]

coconut and pink cake

[eternal tinsel]

prismatic shards

[winged hatch]

LMAO no

[cunning maple]

prismatic-clay-radish

[quartz coral]

Every universal love except for prismatic shard

[rocky pivot]

I.make sure to give Hayley sap every time

[quartz coral]

Also fruit salad

[manic atlas]

https://tenor.com/view/black-guy-suit-black-guy-funny-guy-in-suit-skuffed-notskuf-gif-25390799

[winged hatch]

remy is sap to me

[manic atlas]

hello

[cunning maple]

howdy lol

[rocky pivot]

Hi

[cunning maple]

welcome to the haley wars

[eternal tinsel]

ts why leah the better wife she accepts my prismatic shards

[cobalt hare]

Fruit salad

[cunning maple]

hey sharkie 👋

[sacred pier]

Wth is a fruit salad

[quartz coral]

Why even gift prismatic shards 😔

[cobalt hare]

Hi Ellie

[eternal tinsel]

why not

[quartz coral]

You are joja to me

[quartz coral]

Because I said so

[glass inlet]

Oop

[eternal tinsel]

i have like stacks of it stashed on my chest for funsies

i havent touched stardew valley for 7 mins

[midnight ridge]

should I work on ||qi|| quest

[eternal tinsel]

im losing it i need to see leah lowke but im playing another game

[wide spear]

Word

[cunning maple]

the mysterious mr qi quest?

[rocky pivot]

Spoiler

[quartz coral]

That's right don't disrespect 𝐦𝐞

[cunning maple]

that dont need a spoiler

[eternal tinsel]

[midnight ridge]

yeah currently need the beets tho

[manic atlas]

is this post cc? I dont recall

[cunning maple]

its so not a priority lol

[wide spear]

Remy is lowkey a goated cook the only downside is most people will be scared of him cause he's a rodent

[cunning maple]

nah. just put a battery in the tunnel
parts of it are spoiler territory but the start? nah

[quartz coral]

Exactly why I need a puppet

[viral briar]

I had the best sleep ever

[eternal tinsel]

what if the guy bald

[viral briar]

Anyways what did I miss

[midnight ridge]

might as well get it done no?

[manic atlas]

can i have some hours

[quartz coral]

Idk I guess I switch to the armpit hairs

[cunning maple]

if you can sure
but the reward aint important so

[viral briar]

Sure

[wide spear]

You tap the sensitive part of the neck if you want him to do something for you or Morse code

[viral briar]

Wtf is this convo

[manic atlas]

why does the weathered floor + wood floor combo look so peak

[midnight ridge]

cause wood

[viral briar]

Yes

[midnight ridge]

[viral briar]

Thanks!

[midnight ridge]

let that sink in!

[viral briar]

Alr so

[cobalt hare]

Is this a sink joke?

[viral briar]

Serious question

[manic atlas]

ahem, yes?

[viral briar]

Who is throwing rocks at LINUS'S tent?

[eternal tinsel]

george

[cobalt hare]

Totally not me

[manic atlas]

hopefully no-one...

[viral briar]

Isn't he a criplle

[cunning maple]

wizard

[lavish basin]

His arms still work lol

[quartz coral]

Vincent

[manic atlas]

how old do we reckon george is, 80?

[viral briar]

You can see Linus standing whit the wizard at the spirit's eve festival

[eternal tinsel]

70

[cunning maple]

yeah they homies 👌✨

[viral briar]

And he needs to climb a fucking mountian in a wheelchair

[cobalt hare]

Vincent is too nice

Maybe Sam

[viral briar]

As much as I'd like to say vincet, he's too nice

[quartz coral]

Probably Sam and Sebastian then

[cobalt hare]

I just said that

[lavish basin]

Sam and sebastian do not fit the type of throwing rocks at Linus

[viral briar]

They both talk abt their problems, like Sebastian complaining that Maru is just attention seeking

[manic atlas]

only person i can think of is george honestly

[timber oxide]

i saw a theory that is from that joja rockslide

[cobalt hare]

Then it has to be the farmer!

[lavish basin]

So someone talking about their problems means they threw rocks at linus? 😭

[midnight ridge]

?

[viral briar]

Yk, the dwarf does sometimes say if you are a spy for the shadow people

But then he trusts you if I mine enough

[manic atlas]

Wouldn't that fucking kill him

lmao

[viral briar]

And since Linus comes into the caves alot and doesn't mine

[quartz coral]

What if it's just falling pebbles from the mountain

[cunning maple]

ain't there a theory, that its accidentally Sebastian?

one of his random quests is "give me a blank to throw at the cliffside really hard" and someone theorized that hes tossing shit not realizing hes hitting linus crib lol

[viral briar]

I think the dwarf is one the throwing rocks at night

[lavish basin]

Oh could be

[viral briar]

I would say more evidence but that's from VERY POST CC content

[quartz coral]

Mashed potato hitting Linus' tent like a brick 💔

[viral briar]

All I can say is there is proof they wouldn't kill but they def want Linus off their turf for potentially being a spy in their eyes

And Morris?

[tough perch]

May have been seb

[viral briar]

Morris isisnt that big of a asshole

[tough perch]

Unintentionally

[viral briar]

Wdym?

[lavish basin]

Morris is greedy, not evil

[viral briar]

Evil when it comes to greed. He does some asshole-y things for money

[tough perch]

Given he does throw stuffs at mountains sometimes cus his board quest asks for a random thing to throw

[lavish basin]

Throwing rocks at Linus would benefit him how?

[viral briar]

I think he knows the tent is there given to how many times he goes to the train station

[cunning maple]

maybe linus is a joja whistleblower lol

[viral briar]

No proof but makes sense

Joja is a corporate entinity

Linus is kinda rejecting modernity

[manic atlas]

oops

lmao

[cunning maple]

https://tenor.com/view/armstrong-made-it-up-gif-25653819

[viral briar]

But joja employees or Morris would not do that

[lavish basin]

This convo is bringing me back to yesterday's "i hate linus" convo lol

[manic atlas]

accidental gif on my part, apologies

[cunning maple]

oh god no lol

[cobalt hare]

Sorry I've been gone for awhile. I finally had my baby! I just got back into the game and all my progress is gone 😭

[manic atlas]

SOMEONE HATES LINUS? Why...

[cunning maple]

lol welcome back

[viral briar]

Wait a actual one?

[tough perch]

May have been throwing randomly at night which is hard to see the tent

[midnight ridge]

I hate linus but he seems cool if he cleaned himself up

[lavish basin]

Congrats on the baby

[cobalt hare]

Yes lol

[viral briar]

Holy shit congrats!

[lavish basin]

Man literally bathes in the lake

[tough perch]

No wonder fishes there have good quality

[midnight ridge]

unnecessary cutscene imo

[viral briar]

Omg

[lavish basin]

Necessary cutscene

We love Linus

[viral briar]

Game would be unplayable whitout it

[cunning maple]

"sorry guys, had to have a baby rq, what did i miss?"

[viral briar]

Alot

[lavish basin]

Realest chatter

[tough perch]

Ellie has a baby?

[manic atlas]

Honestly chat i think canonically pelican town has more residents then what's shown in game. I don't think any of the NPCs did it, but rather someone else not in the game

[midnight ridge]

lmao

[lavish basin]

Yes, its me

[viral briar]

There are quotation marks

[tough perch]

Hi ellie's son

[lavish basin]

Hi

[cunning maple]

https://tenor.com/view/my-honest-reaction-my-reactioj-anime-reaction-anime-honest-funny-roblox-gif-24898939

[tough perch]

Hope u and ur mom have a nice day

[midnight ridge]

ellies cult members are her children

[cunning maple]

BRUH LMAO

[midnight ridge]

anyway

[viral briar]

Bit far since this is supose to be a joke cult

[tough perch]

Hey ellie want some

[cunning maple]

https://tenor.com/view/kobayashi-dragon-maid-kanna-kobayashi-anime-cute-gif-24018128

[manic atlas]

nah fr i was like

[viral briar]

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

[viral briar]

Ellie you killed the chat

Congration

[quartz coral]

What do you call a chair that you can't see?

[cunning maple]

i aint the one who said david is my son lol

[manic atlas]

🥀

[viral briar]

A "AHH MY TOE I STUBBED IT?"

[cunning maple]

i blame everyone else

[quartz coral]

Hair.

[manic atlas]

To town square i go, i aint stayin here

[cunning maple]

thats stupid and i love it

[manic atlas]

https://tenor.com/view/electro-kingdom-black-magic-gif-19337815

[lavish basin]

I expected better

[viral briar]

fuck this guy's back to Stardew valley!

truck backing up beeps

[quartz coral]

That's all for today folks I'm going to hibernate, good night

[lavish basin]

nini

[midnight ridge]

nn

[viral briar]

Ok David we have to talk abt something

Can we do this in dms

[lavish basin]

Whats up

Sure

[tough perch]

Sounds mysterious

[cunning maple]

someones in trouble uh oh

[midnight ridge]

real shi

[midnight ridge]

[viral briar]

Done

Dms done

So... Stardew...

[cunning maple]

[viral briar]

Easiest items to give to Alex to make him like you

[lavish basin]

Egg

[viral briar]

Cause the wiki said fuckall

[cunning maple]

most use eggs
his loved gifts suck hard

[viral briar]

Alr nice

I'ma get some egg

Very high quality

Wait including duck eggs?

[lavish basin]

Yes

[cunning maple]

any minus void eggs

[lavish basin]

I wonder why he likes dino eggs

I would doubt that he's ever had one?

[cunning maple]

bigger egg = bigger gains

[viral briar]

It's a whole ass dino egg

I'd fucking love that

[lavish basin]

Hey guys Alex again, in this video I'm downing a shot of a raw dino egg!!! (NOT CLICKBAIT) (LIKE AND SUB)

[viral briar]

Even if I was in a world where a modern world grew on top of a fantasy one and know a lot about the fantasy aspects, I'd be surprised that there are still dinosoars

[cunning maple]

lol

[lavish basin]

Follow for more fitness tips with Alex

[viral briar]

that's Stardew valley

[cunning maple]

"how to workout at home - tips from a pro"
"eating raw dino eggs for massive gains!"
"guys, i might be gay..."

would be his uploads

[lavish basin]

LMFAO

[viral briar]

I actully started eating eggs

[lavish basin]

Why is that actually so accurate

[cunning maple]

"pranking my granddad - feat. SamIsCool47"

[lavish basin]

"guys I dont think my grandpa will accept that I like men, what do I do"

[midnight ridge]

[cunning maple]

lol

[viral briar]

Eh aren't gems like rubbies and emeralds universal loves?

[lavish basin]

Proceed to hide the tv remote

[cunning maple]

usually likes, not loves

[lavish basin]

Nah

[midnight ridge]

accurate enough

(I barely know him)

[lavish basin]

Theyre mostly liked and have 3 exceptions. Diamonds have no exceptions

And are loved by like 8 ppl

[viral briar]

The same as eggs?

[cunning maple]

bro i wanna draw these thumbnails now lol

[lavish basin]

Eggs arent universal

[viral briar]

For ALE-

[lavish basin]

Just some, and for alex its one of the easier options

[lavish basin]

Bruh

Liked gifts are all the same

[cunning maple]

eggs are better cus they have quality (for alex)

[verbal lantern]

Stupid question.Do you need to cook the food or can you just buy the food that character's like

[lavish basin]

Whether it's an egg or a gem

Base quality liked is always +45

[cunning maple]

for gifting it dont matter

[viral briar]

Depends

You can't cook icecream

[verbal lantern]

Just working on abigail and wanted to get some of her loved foods lol

[viral briar]

Try giving her a gem the same as her hair

[distant ruin]

it depends on what it is iirc. gus doesn't always sell the same foods, so for me personally cooking is easier

[cunning maple]

it doesnt matter how you aquire the food. as long as you have it youre fine

trash is just the same as home cooked

[viral briar]

Or another food... That's starts whit q and ends whit uarts,

[lavish basin]

Instructions unclear, gifted Alex a piece of trash

[verbal lantern]

Yeah, I give her those but uh.I've seen that there's a couple foods that she likes more than that

[viral briar]

Instructions unclear, I somehow became lesbian

[lavish basin]

Loved gifts are all the same. Foods dont give more than gems

An amethyst and a loved dish for her will be the same

[cunning maple]

same dwai

[lavish basin]

I thought you were american

[viral briar]

I'm Romanian

[cunning maple]

-# YAS VINE REFERENCE!!!

[lavish basin]

Omg do you not know the reference

[nocturne wigeon]

Guys need a bit of help here

[lavish basin]

Are you a baby

[fathom sequoia]

morning yall

[cunning maple]

mornin

[viral briar]

what

[lavish basin]

Morning Yiga

[cunning maple]

wassup

[fathom sequoia]

hiiii

[lavish basin]

Omg you dont know the reference

Vine is not that old 😭

[viral briar]

what

[verbal lantern]

No, but when the music you grow up to starts playing on the classic station, it kind of hits you hard

[viral briar]

I was playing more than I watched back then

[lavish basin]

Omg this is heartbreaking

[cunning maple]

im called a boomer for enjoying vine in its prime lol

[midnight ridge]

lmao

[lavish basin]

I made a perfect joke regarding your message

[nocturne wigeon]

I got Laptop I am using with these specs but SDV is lagging on it no idea why , can anyone help
i7 6500 U
AMD R7 M360
16 GB RAM
512GB and 256 GB SSD

[lavish basin]

And you dont even get it 🥀

[viral briar]

I'm sorry

[lavish basin]

Let me educate you sink

[cunning maple]

#vanilla-tech-support perhaps

[viral briar]

No no I wanna play Stardew rn

[nocturne wigeon]

Thanks

[lavish basin]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tD_snjarJuU Allow me to educate you @viral briar

[cunning maple]

https://tenor.com/view/snoop-dogg-kid-vine-snoop-dog-vine-drop-it-like-its-hot-gif-23962495

[viral briar]

Oml

[lavish basin]

Vine doesnt have to come back, but why did the vine-like content die?

It was the funniest shit, and as the platform died, as did these video styles

[cunning maple]

basic bitches got tiktok and it was downhill from there

[viral briar]

I just remain on yt

[lavish basin]

yeah it went from musical.ly to tiktok

[cunning maple]

always good to see a vine veteran tho 🤝🤍

[lavish basin]

Making me feel old for knowing it and I'm not even 20

[viral briar]

Idk why ppl use TikTok when yt is now a better version of everything

[cunning maple]

how do you think i feel lol

[verbal lantern]

Man that makes me feel ancient tbh

[lavish basin]

I wouldnt say youtube is a better version of everything

[viral briar]

I keep binge watching Ted Ed and random Stardew videos

[hollow night]

Mostly cause I scroll on shorts and then 2 days later I see the exact same videos sob

[eternal tinsel]

cause yt shorts sucks

[hollow night]

And the comments are stuck in like 2021

[viral briar]

Might be the recvomend you got

[cunning maple]

i pay for premium so i use it for everything lol
definitely not the best but imma get my moneys worth

[hollow night]

I got tiktok in 2023 after putting it off, went back to shorts a month ago and nothing has changed there at all, the humour, the comments, it doesnt evolve

Its pretty stagnant, but the sv videos are better on shorts I must admit

[viral briar]

Real question : how tf are Morris and Pierre real people

[lavish basin]

Theyre not

[hollow night]

I think theyre in love

[lavish basin]

Theyre viedeogame npcs

[cunning maple]

lol

[lavish basin]

Hope I helped

[hollow night]

xD

[viral briar]

That's a ship I never heard before

[hollow night]

Enemies to lovers

[viral briar]

https://tenor.com/view/flyby-sailby-hms-surprise-surprise-sailby-surprise-flyby-gif-17988391

[verbal lantern]

Morris's face creeps me out

[eternal tinsel]

theyre like lewis and marnie

[viral briar]

Skin walker fr

[cunning maple]

morris has the worst portraits istg

[viral briar]

Like why tf does he has his mouth open always?

[lavish basin]

Morris' face makes me fall in love

We're not the same

[cunning maple]

-# that tracks lol

[hollow night]

Sink must I let you in

[cobalt hare]

I've not went into Joja mart since I started this save

[viral briar]

Thanks again!

[eternal tinsel]

let that sink in

[viral briar]

Dont

[verbal lantern]

I don't mind it when they show it in more detail. But when he's small and sitting behind his desk, I don't know. He gives me like, uh the dummy from goosebumps. Vibes

[hollow night]

Let that sink in 😔

[cunning maple]

lmaooooo so accurate tho

[viral briar]

Bee!

Omg bee!!!

:D

[eternal tinsel]

im afraid of bees

[cunning maple]

bees are afraid of me

[lean cairn]

im bee

[eternal tinsel]

i always hear bees buzzing inside my ears

[tough perch]

Imma use ellie as bee deterrent

Put her on bee house duty

[eternal tinsel]

what abt hornets

[cunning maple]

everything fears me

[eternal tinsel]

wasps

[tough perch]

Nah I don't

[verbal lantern]

murder hornets

[eternal tinsel]

why r u afraid of rigby hes chill

[cunning maple]

yeah sure ill take him to a bar and explain why he has to move
ill help him find a place dont worry

[lean cairn]

im everything

[eternal tinsel]

hi everything

[cunning maple]

omg its the bagel

[verbal lantern]

Wait, I want a Rigby, how does one obtain a Rigby

[cobalt hare]

He went through my packages last time

[eternal tinsel]

scour trashcans

[cunning maple]

tiny linus 👌✨

[eternal tinsel]

put a raccoon repellant next time

put a job application on your packages

[cobalt hare]

LMAO

[lean cairn]

how to meet a racoon

[cobalt hare]

You simply meet the one in game

[lavish basin]

||Complete the greenhouse then repair the large tree in cindersap||

[eternal tinsel]

feed them slowly

[cobalt hare]

Yeah what David said

[lean cairn]

o

[lavish basin]

I also agree with what David said 👍

[eternal tinsel]

and then teach them how to play videogames and slackoff with a blue jay berd

[cunning maple]

i disagree with what david said just to be petty

[lavish basin]

WOW

[cobalt hare]

[lean cairn]

idk who david

i agree

[lavish basin]

Hi I'm David

[eternal tinsel]

who is david

[cunning maple]

i think david is a concept

[eternal tinsel]

david is david

[lavish basin]

The real David is the friends we made along the way

[lean cairn]

hi david give me a cup of water

[manic atlas]

legendary thumbnail

[eternal tinsel]

saying david feels weird its like spelled so incorrectly

[lavish basin]

I have water in my hello kitty bottle

Does that work for you

[lean cairn]

kind of

[eternal tinsel]

is clint secretly a rock eater

[cunning maple]

youre so iconic

[eternal tinsel]

idk what he does with my iridium bars

[cobalt hare]

He's a walking wiki

[lavish basin]

Girl I have like 30 hello kitty related things 😭

[cobalt hare]

I wanna be friends with a walking wiki

[cunning maple]

peak 🤍✨

[lavish basin]

On my desk rn there's 5: my water bottle, 2 lip balms, a fan and a plushie

[cobalt hare]

HELLO KITTY MENTION

[verbal lantern]

I have a Hispanic hello kitty tattoo drinking whisky and a sombrero on

[lavish basin]

Also have a hello kitty strawberry shower gel, a tshirt, a necklace, a towel

[cobalt hare]

I have a Hello Kitty game that costed me a fortune

[eternal tinsel]

i wish i have a desk im sitting on my bed with a laptop on my lap its physically breaking my spine

[lavish basin]

Ouch

[rocky pivot]

Hello kitty wars

[lean cairn]

the hello kitty murder case is the only thing i have

on my mind

[eternal tinsel]

my bed also does not have a frame so im basiclly sitting on two beds stacked together on the ground

[eternal tinsel]

dang

[lean cairn]

[lavish basin]

Thank you for the hello kitty conversation I just texted my mom to look for a hello kitty phonecase

[lean cairn]

yay

[cunning maple]

david how can i be as cool as you dawg?

[lavish basin]

Dude idk I just spend half my money on mcdonals and the other half on kello kitty stuff

Everytime I enter Primark I always leave poorer

[cunning maple]

lol goals
youre livin your best life fr

[lavish basin]

I didnt know what life was until I got my hello kitty bottle

Blessed be my boyfriend for finding it in a dark corner of the internet and paying 13 euros in shipping to get it for my birthday 🙏

[signal badge]

i can't pick who to dance with

[lavish basin]

Not haley, she's gonna say ew

[signal badge]

even though i have 8 hearts with her?

[cunning maple]

feel like emily would be thrilled to have a new dance buddy lol

[lavish basin]

Oh nvm then

[cunning maple]

id still call someone gross at that many hearts

[lavish basin]

😭

If it was someone like haley I would

Haley gives young karen

[cunning maple]

"young karen" lol i see it

[lean cairn]

haley seems cute

[verbal lantern]

When she isnt being sassy lol

[cunning maple]

so many people get sad when she starts being nice to em lol

[lavish basin]

I like that video

[rocky pivot]

Pay for full pack

[lavish basin]

Aww

That's cute

[lean cairn]

idk maybe i like girls who give me attitude

[tough perch]

I see

[cobalt hare]

lol now I don't know who has the most attitude in the game

[tough perch]

Prob penny

[lavish basin]

"Ew why do you look like that" people: I love you
"Aww you're so sweet" people: the fuck you say to me bitch

[cunning maple]

thats pretty accurate tbh lol

[rocky pivot]

Don't diss penny

[tough perch]

"You don't agree with me? Fuck you" -1500 friendship

[lavish basin]

Thats pretty much haley stans summed up in 2 lines

[rocky pivot]

If I say I don't like kids I will lose 1500 friendship points

[cobalt hare]

I love Penny. But I don't think my house has enough room for more people

[tough perch]

I don't like kids

[rocky pivot]

Broke ?

[rocky pivot]

Same

[cobalt hare]

I have 3 wives 💀

[rocky pivot]

I give both little kids sap

[tough perch]

Not in this economy at least

[cobalt hare]

Want me to add another? 💀

[rocky pivot]

Doesn't mean you are not broke

[cobalt hare]

I'm not broke

[rocky pivot]

Show me a gazallion G

[cobalt hare]

I can upgrade?

[lean cairn]

you can marry more than 1?

[cobalt hare]

Mod

[cunning maple]

no. one at a time

[rocky pivot]

One at a time ?

[lean cairn]

i used to marry seb is that bad

[rocky pivot]

Unplayable game

[lavish basin]

You can marry everyone, just separately. Marry, divorce, marry, divorce...

[lean cairn]

my goal is to marry everyone ig

[rocky pivot]

And make as many pelicans as possible

Whatever the bird is

[lavish basin]

Funny detail: if you divorce someone, they dont show up to your next wedding
If you divorce 11 of the candidates, the 12th one you marry will have 11 less guests than normal

[rocky pivot]

That's the whole town

[lavish basin]

It's like 1/3 of it

[midnight ridge]

imagine getting married and nobody shows up

[lavish basin]

Imagine getting married and the priest doesnt show up

[midnight ridge]

LMAO

[rocky pivot]

You divorced the priest

[lavish basin]

"sorry guys traffic is crazy, can we reschedule"

[rocky pivot]

Pennies taste like iron

[lean cairn]

yeh

[cobalt hare]

[cunning maple]

more the merrier

[cobalt hare]

[random iris]

what pickaxe do i need to get rid of these GIGANTIC weird rocks

[lean cairn]

iron

[cunning maple]

big rocks on the farm, steel
purple meteorites, gold

[lean cairn]

i agree w ellie

[random iris]

okay yeah lets all do what ellie says

[cunning maple]

be beautiful to one another
enjoy time with lovely people
buy me tims 👌

this is a joke

[verbal lantern]

Puts credit card back

Also a joke

[hybrid wave]

AHHHHHH