stardew-valley

[full sky]

i see

[magic frigate]

I’m the statue of uncertainty as a real person

[full sky]

or are you...

[magic frigate]

I realized other day that I’m a mix of Haley, Abigail, and Sam idk if that’s a good thing

Omg I wish there was a Stardew character quiz…

[magic frigate]

Probably not

I wish I had coding skills to make a site

[full sky]

im a mix of Morris and the Dwarf probably

[simple cove]

How to seperate money with my friend?

[magic frigate]

AWW

[magic frigate]

Lewis’

[simple cove]

Whats Lewis’? Im new

mobile

[full sky]

god of money in stardew

[sacred pier]

Mayor

[full sky]

he lets you split money so every individual has their own walet

wallet

go to the mayor's manor

[sacred pier]

The guy you talk to

[full sky]

he lives there

[simple cove]

Oh

[magic frigate]

Mayor’s house

[simple cove]

Thanks

[full sky]

he has a twin brother

he's made of solid gold

[sacred pier]

Wish he was made of chocolate

[full sky]

he's very shy and lives in the backyard

[abstract wyvern]

well, you can buy a chocolate lewis with his twin

[sacred pier]

😂

[magic frigate]

Gold covered chocolate

[vital dagger]

guys are rabbit good for profit or shall i buy more ducks

[sacred pier]

Rabbits give wool and their feets occasionally

You aren't going to sell those feets since its a universal gift (except penny) so, i guess ducks

[vital dagger]

okii

[magic frigate]

Chickens if you want profit lol

[vital dagger]

ohkk ty

[abstract wyvern]

i think gold would taste so good

[magic frigate]

Have u ever ate edible gold flakes

That but covered in chocolate statue

[abstract wyvern]

OMG what are those

[magic frigate]

It’s boujee af

[abstract wyvern]

boujee

[full sky]

boo jeez

[abstract wyvern]

what are these words ur using anna 😭

[woven gust]

i think gold probably tastes like nothing

since it doesn't react with anything

[abstract wyvern]

i think its texture would be the highlight

since gold is soft

[magic frigate]

It’s soft but flaky & crunchy

[abstract wyvern]

YEAH FRFR

[woven gust]

that's not taste, though?

[abstract wyvern]

imagine gold in sdv omg haha

[abstract wyvern]

😈

hmm

wait, if it doesn't react with anything

wouldn't that also mean that there's a chance that the flavor would always remain at its best

[snow dawn]

imagine a imagine in sdv

[abstract wyvern]

imagine sdv

[snow dawn]

what is that?

[abstract wyvern]

what server is this anyway, imagine if it was an sdv server

[woven gust]

taste works through chemical reactions

[abstract wyvern]

woahhh that's a fun fact right there

[woven gust]

salt/sugar/acids/bitter things bind to your tastebuds(temporarily, i think)

though, a lot of what we perceive as taste is actually smell - but then again , i've never heard/read of gold having a smell, either

[full sky]

ikr anna the word user

[magic frigate]

Who’s Anna

[abstract wyvern]

damn, knowledge

[abstract wyvern]

frfr

[abstract wyvern]

yeah who's that

[magic frigate]

[woven gust]

anyhow - question - are there any differences between the different paths, other than them looking different?

like, do they give different speed buffs?

[full sky]

no

same 0.1 bonus

[hidden meadow]

[rocky bear]

What's the best profit on fall?

I'm on last day of summer

[magic frigate]

Pumpkins, use fertilizer

[rocky bear]

Do i need to replant them

[magic frigate]

Basic is p much free

Yeah. If u don’t wanna replant then go cranberries

[rocky bear]

I have like 15k capital

[magic frigate]

(Pumpkin better tho)

[rocky bear]

Ohhhhh aight lemme look it up

[magic frigate]

Seeds for pumpkin 100g each and cranberries 240g each

[gusty orbit]

yo guys

I need some help

[magic frigate]

Hi, what do you need help w ?

[hidden meadow]

tech support response omg

[magic frigate]

[hidden meadow]

Hi

[magic frigate]

Hi BANNIS!

[gusty orbit]

Idk what to do. Its my first winter and I don't have the greenhouse

[hidden meadow]

Almost didnt recognize you

[magic frigate]

New hair new me

[hidden meadow]

You can do everything you've been doing all year long

[rocky bear]

Eh 37k profit for 15k capital

[hidden meadow]

farming is just a bit more limited

[gusty orbit]

can't have plants

[hidden meadow]

The cheddar colour is also gone

And you are absolutely perfect now

[magic frigate]

I couldn’t take it anymore

[hidden meadow]

lmao

[magic frigate]

YASSS

I don’t think I’m making mods for a while

was thinking about a VCR update but I’m lazy

[gusty orbit]

And I was completing the community center but I need things from summer and spring

[magic frigate]

And visual update another mod I have but also lazy

How are you

[hidden meadow]

look at you go

[hidden meadow]

was dat?

[hidden meadow]

Winter is great to gather resources for spring, gettting animals, laying out your farm, finishing the mines if you havent

fishing is always nice

[magic frigate]

My mod vanilla cooking recipes

[hidden meadow]

Doing great, thank you Lots of work recently, march will be extremely busy too but im enjoying it

[magic frigate]

I’m glad. As long as ur happy

[hidden meadow]

And spring is coming

[magic frigate]

YESSS

WINTER DEPRESSION BEGONE

[hidden meadow]

FOR REAL

FUCK WINTER

[wide spear]

I like that stardew valley is very wiki friendly

I've figured out most things without having to look stuff up

[magic frigate]

Game is best enjoyed this way tbh

[hidden meadow]

slay

[magic frigate]

My first playthrough ages ago I only used wiki for NPC gifts & schedules

Best choice

[rocky bear]

Guys is there a spread sheet here for profits on plants?

[magic frigate]

I do have one actually

[wide spear]

The only guide I looked up is for the basics not anything spoiling the game

[magic frigate]

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1T63NMvFgjpttzkqHQ6LPIj0RYZoFMjQ1LvrThwrkeoA/edit?usp=sharing

[rocky bear]

I shouldn't have upgraded all my tools, including the trash can to gold

[magic frigate]

You know me

[hidden meadow]

why not

Omg, im so not used to seeing you in purple

[magic frigate]

LMAO

[hidden meadow]

or shorts, for that matter

[magic frigate]

Ikr I needed a change

[rocky bear]

It's my first year, first play through and first time playing this game lol

[hidden meadow]

Yes, but what would be bad about upgraded tools

[rocky bear]

Umm where to find Lewis shorts?

[magic frigate]

Marnie’s house

[hidden meadow]

New year new me

[magic frigate]

Fr

[rocky bear]

The trash can, that 17k could've gone through my capital

[rocky bear]

Hmmm ayo what?

[hidden meadow]

make sure to throw lots of stuff away to earn that money back

[magic frigate]

[magic frigate]

LMAO

[rocky bear]

Lewis and Marnie did it?

[hidden meadow]

[magic frigate]

Did what? #rules

[hidden meadow]

How you doing? in general

[hidden meadow]

it

[rocky bear]

Aight I stockpile my chests full of sunflower for my baby girl haley

[magic frigate]

Lmao horrible but it’s okay, I played Stardew thru the grief

[hidden meadow]

You are so fucking based for that

[magic frigate]

Oh ya BANNIS I just finished my Haley save

Wrong reply oop

[rocky bear]

Um guys should I put sprinklers on my pumpkins?

[magic frigate]

Yeah

[rocky bear]

Well she's a baddie

[hidden meadow]

Hope things get better soon, should you ever feel like chatting hmu

[hidden meadow]

yall make me so proud

[hidden meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/stardew-valley-haley-gif-23050236

[rocky bear]

Wait so the big pumpkin is just a chance?

[hidden meadow]

yes

[magic frigate]

Tysm u too bb

[magic frigate]

Yes

[rocky bear]

What's your highest year of playing on one save file?

[hidden meadow]

end of y4 or something

[magic frigate]

Of played time? 6 years

[hidden meadow]

[rocky bear]

Welp I'm not gonna stress out doing everything efficiently and right, I'm stressing because there's so much to do

Btw I can't find any refined quartz

[magic frigate]

Yeah don’t feel pressure , I know it’s easier said than done

[hidden meadow]

Put quartz in a furnace

[magic frigate]

Smelt fire quartz

[hidden meadow]

or fire quartz

You can also get it from recycling trash

[rocky bear]

Also how am I supposed to get the mushrooms?(I picked the bat cave)

[hidden meadow]

Mushroom logs

[magic frigate]

[[Mushroom Log]]

[gleaming girder]

https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Mushroom_Log

[rocky bear]

Pauseeeee

[hidden meadow]

[magic frigate]

Omfg BANNIS I CANT wait to decorate beach farm

[hidden meadow]

pausin

[rocky bear]

I just sold 30 of em to prepare for the fall😭😭😭😭

[magic frigate]

And show u my Haley tributes

[hidden meadow]

yeeeah, dont do that

[magic frigate]

Rip

[hidden meadow]

[hidden meadow]

I also got some but i cant show em here #rules

[magic frigate]

Dmdmdmdm

(Pls)

[verbal rapids]

How do I become unsuppressed in the vcs?

[hidden meadow]

!howtovc

[novel thistle]

Hello! If you are a new member to this server, please read this informative message about how to be able to speak or stream in voice channels!

• In order to speak/unmute/stream, you must be level 5!
• In order to reach level 5, you must chat in any text-channels! Each time you talk/chat you will gain exp.
• When you reach level 5, you will receive a message that you have obtained the Cowpoke role!

To check your current level, head on over to #governors-mansion and type the command: /lvl. This will display your current level and your exp bar. Thank you for reading!

To use this command, type !howtovc.

[magic frigate]

!howtovc

[novel thistle]

Hello! If you are a new member to this server, please read this informative message about how to be able to speak or stream in voice channels!

• In order to speak/unmute/stream, you must be level 5!
• In order to reach level 5, you must chat in any text-channels! Each time you talk/chat you will gain exp.
• When you reach level 5, you will receive a message that you have obtained the Cowpoke role!

To check your current level, head on over to #governors-mansion and type the command: /lvl. This will display your current level and your exp bar. Thank you for reading!

To use this command, type !howtovc.

[magic frigate]

Girl

[magic frigate]

Fuk that’s a spoiler

[hidden meadow]

not like that lmao 😭

[rocky bear]

Where is the best place to put mushroom logs?

[magic frigate]

LOL oh

[magic frigate]

Next to trees

[sacred pier]

I was going to say quarry lol

[hidden meadow]

I also started a beach farm but then stopped playing

[tender sparrow]

What should I spend my first 5 iridium bars on?

[rocky bear]

Ummmm planted trees?

[hidden meadow]

I think i finished y1?

[sacred pier]

Pic

[hidden meadow]

Not pick

[sacred pier]

Yes pic

[hidden meadow]

Only crystalariums

[rocky bear]

Or i just put it on the forest all around marnies ranch?

[sacred pier]

Eh u can get Crystalariums later

[tender sparrow]

What is pic?

[hidden meadow]

Crystalariums make getting more iridium trivial

pick upgrade doesnt do much

[sacred pier]

Picaxe

[hidden meadow]

[sacred pier]

Crystalariums, what u gona do with it ?

[magic frigate]

Yeah

[hidden meadow]

duplicate jade

[magic frigate]

Think pine is best? Idr

[tender sparrow]

Iridium pickaxe is much better than gold pickaxe?

[magic frigate]

Yes

[sacred pier]

Just 1 Crystalarium is not worth for thr 1st 5 irid tho

[hidden meadow]

2 crystalariums

[sacred pier]

Ofcourse

[tender sparrow]

Ohhhhh

[hidden meadow]

difference between 1 jade crystalarium or 3 is crazy

[sacred pier]

-_- by that time it dupes jades i would get more irid and faster

[hidden meadow]

lmfao

[tender sparrow]

||I have 1 crystalarium free from the community center||

Ok not exactly free cos I paid

[magic frigate]

This probably needs a spoil tag

[tender sparrow]

Oops

[magic frigate]

Ty

[hidden meadow]

Damn, I've mentioned that a billlion times this way

[verbal rapids]

Would you guys say that starfruit is the best crop on the game?

[hidden meadow]

yes

[sacred pier]

Yes

[magic frigate]

Bruh u mention post cc in here sometimes !!! I oughta

[hidden meadow]

its not post cc honey

[magic frigate]

Ancient fruit if you don’t set up for starfruit properly

[magic frigate]

Not rn I meant before hehe

[sacred pier]

If u r lazy to replant the starfruits then definitely go for the ancient fruits

[hidden meadow]

oh gotchu

!grass

[novel thistle]

How to not let animals eat up all of your grass:

Put down an item on top of grass in order to allow grass to always spread and not have animals eat every tile of it.

To use this command, type !grass.

[magic frigate]

LMFAO

[verbal rapids]

How do you set it up?

[hidden meadow]

speed gro

[magic frigate]

Ask bouncer to edit that it has spoilers

[magic frigate]

You’d need a late game setup, but still use starfruit anyway it’s v profitable

[tender sparrow]

Well I'm not very sure what counts as spoilers haha

[hidden meadow]

!checkthepins

[novel thistle]

To keep things spoiler-free for new players, #new-farmers & #town-square does not allow mentions of post CC/Joja content, and requires spoiler tag usage for certain other topics. Please check the pins of the channel for more information on what needs to be spoiler-tagged and what can't be discussed at all.

To use this command, type !checkthepins.

[magic frigate]

I have a spreadsheet if you want

[sacred pier]

Do u have greenhouse unlocked

[verbal rapids]

yes

[hidden meadow]

Anaira whenever anything happens:

[magic frigate]

Omg …… ur right

[sacred pier]

Yeah then just fill that with afs or starfruits

[verbal rapids]

ok

[sacred pier]

And then keg those for more money 🤑🤑

[magic frigate]

Stop being right all the time. Gosh

[verbal rapids]

obv

[sacred pier]

Really? U got a spreadsheet for spoilers??

[magic frigate]

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Fy9ou-SXWpDm0EaN-x3ijjSinekv8Gmj2ZtZtnk-M2w/edit?usp=sharing

[hidden meadow]

-the boy genius voice-

I once cosplayed that mf by accident

first and last time i ever really dressed up

[sacred pier]

Why?

[magic frigate]

Wha —

[verbal rapids]

whats the optimal setup for bee hives?

[thin mason]

near some pretty flowers

[verbal rapids]

sweet

[hidden meadow]

!beehive

[novel thistle]

This is the area covered by a beehive for flowers to affect the honey

To use this command, type !beehive.

[tender sparrow]

This bot is good haha

[verbal rapids]

facts

[hidden meadow]

!toe

[novel thistle]

grr 🐊

To use this command, type !toe.

[thin mason]

HUH

[hidden meadow]

[pine anvil]

Hello

What do u guys do on winter

[hidden meadow]

Everything ive been doing all year long

less farming tho

[verbal rapids]

focus on my greenhouse or just grind them mines

[pine anvil]

What is it?? I just sleep and feed my animals

[thin mason]

me and krobus hang out

and a lot of mining and fishing to pass time

[verbal rapids]

[thin mason]

and organizing farm

[pine anvil]

Haven’t got greenhouse yet 🫠

[hidden meadow]

mine, fish, befriend, forage, do cc stuff, decorate, get machines

so much to do

[pine anvil]

As for mining, the creatures are so annoying..

[thin mason]

the rewards make a lot of gold

[latent aurora]

[thin mason]

which level have you made it to

[pine anvil]

Still 50 but my sword is ugly

[thin mason]

which one?

[pine anvil]

Which one? Sorry I’m new, the one I found near river

[thin mason]

and there's clubs and stuff you can find that are powerful when u kill the right things

we can play together sometime and I can help

[pine anvil]

i’d love to but I play on switch

[tender sparrow]

You should get new swords when you reach certain levels in the mines

Also there are swords at the building on the right outside the mine

[olive geyser]

yo do stars from items stay when you cook them?

[hidden meadow]

no

[west flint]

does it hurt frienship if you're caught digging in the garbage

[hidden meadow]

Yes

but only marginally

talking to them will almost make up for it

[lucid thicket]

guys where can I get a Magic Rock Candy outside the Desert Festival?

[snow dawn]

there's one
but its kinda mid/late game 'word'
idk if i can say that

[lucid thicket]

whattt ?

[hidden meadow]

if in doubt go to #stardew-spoilers

[honest onyx]

how do i not die in the skull cavern i swear i die without fail everytime 😭 idk if i don't have like a good sword or what it is

i just really need a prismatic shard lmao

[ashen thistle]

Can a mobile play co op with pc ?

[lucid thicket]

u have to make a strategie lol

[snow dawn]

don't fight

[lucid thicket]

dont know

[snow dawn]

yes

[honest onyx]

what do you mean

[regal verge]

no ?! 😭

[snow dawn]

don't fight
run
mine
eat
go to ladder
repeat

[regal verge]

bringing a good food source (cheese is mine) is very important !!

[regal verge]

unfortunately the game isn't crossplay ^^

[snow dawn]

it does
but it is kinda tricky to setup

[rigid tundra]

Btw ||skull cavern|| needs spoiler tags!

!spoiler

[novel thistle]

To mark text as a spoiler, use || before and after your message. You can also type /spoiler. Example: ||I'm a spoiler!|| -> ||I'm a spoiler!||.

To mark an image as a spoiler, before sending it:
On mobile: Tap on the image preview, then select the "Mark as spoiler" checkbox below the image. You may need to scroll down to see the option.
On desktop: Click the pencil icon (labelled "Modify Attachment") at the top right of the image preview. Select the "Mark as spoiler" checkbox.

To use this command, type !spoiler.

[honest onyx]

okay good to know! sorry about that

[lapis zinc]

Hello beautiful people

[lucid thicket]

craft staircases

[rigid tundra]

Dwww just to let you know

[lucid thicket]

yo bro

[ashen thistle]

How then ?

[regal verge]

i think it's to do with same wifi

[snow dawn]

YouTube is your best friend
i can't explain it in here

[ashen thistle]

Send link in dms then 😄

[snow dawn]

"stardew valley pc mobile co-op tutorial"

[ashen thistle]

Alr ty

[lapis zinc]

I wonder how online mode works. Never had someone to try it with before

[regal verge]

it's a lot of fun!! if you play with the right person

everyone ive ever tried teaching the game to never makes it to the mines (which unlock on day 5 to put into perspective)

[distant ruin]

you can look for farms to play online with in #1139016532966506576 but playing coop isn't that bad/difficult.

[lapis zinc]

ty

[woven gust]

how do i tell how close to my current max animals i am?

[calm carbon]

You could count them in the barn I suppose. It depends what type of coup/varn you have since the max increases as you upgrade it

I just spam the animal I want until marnie says it's full

[thin mason]

yea depends on upgrade

https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Carpenter's_Shop#Farm_Buildings

[rocky bear]

Chat, Cranberries or pumpkin?

[balmy sinew]

year1 or year2

[rocky bear]

Year one

[balmy sinew]

pumpkins

[rocky bear]

Should i use sprinkler?

Or do I grow giants?

[balmy sinew]

unless you have like 30 kegs for some reason, then cranberreies

[rocky bear]

Nah maybe on second year, I just want massive profit to set myself next year

I bought 264 pumpkin seeds

[balmy sinew]

you get two harvests for pumpkins, on the 2nd harvest you can go for the giants

[rocky bear]

Oh right I have two shots

[balmy sinew]

its not worth the risk on the first harvest

but for 2nd harvest, you can leave them on the ground until the last day

[rocky bear]

So I just let my pumpkin lay there? And hope for giants?

[balmy sinew]

I think they need to be watered after being fully matured

[rocky bear]

Ohhhh okieee great tip ty

[balmy sinew]

and then it has a chance to merge

[rocky bear]

I need 31 refined quartz but I don't know where to get em

[versed torrent]

get quartz in the mine and refine it in the furnace.

[mellow jetty]

.

[tulip river]

Whats a profitable crop? Just unlocked the greenhouse 😄

[lavish basin]

Starfruit and ancient fruit are the most

Before those, a regrowable like blue/cranberries are fine

[tulip river]

About that! Randomly fished up an ancient seed. Are there any specific things you need to do to keep Ancient Fruits growing, or do you just water and forget?

[lavish basin]

They're a regrowable crop like any other

You just keep watering and they keep producing

[tulip river]

Gotcha

[thin mason]

good money si si

[sleek sparrow]

They grow all 3 seasons except winter so you might wanna || plant it in the greenhouse ||

[tame sky]

plant it on the last day of fall so that way it’s matured by the end of winter

[verbal rapids]

[obsidian thorn]

happy birthday

[tame sky]

thank you!! 🫶

[reef nova]

How far are you in the game now? Which year and season?

[pastel hare]

can i plant a pumpkin on day 19 of fall or is it to late

[stone plank]

You can try, i havent gotten there yet lol. How many days are needed?

[teal ocean]

Unless you use speed grow of some sort you ain't growing them before winter

[hidden meadow]

13 days base growth

you'd need deluxe speed gro

tunes it down to 9 days

[pastel hare]

alright ty

[teal ocean]

^

[eternal gull]

does anyone know where the bookseller is located??

[reef nova]

Behind the Joja Mart

How old are you all?

[cedar iris]

I hate that my best friend in stardew is Shane, and it's just because no one else will give me any missions

[native pike]

Hi guys

[cedar iris]

(In terms of in-game relationships ofc)

[crude stream]

Hey hey!

[balmy sinew]

oops wrong chat

[vernal fog]

That's fine

[verbal rapids]

who do you guys usually marry in Stardew?

[vernal fog]

Leah or Penny

[sleek sparrow]

I usually don’t marry in stardew

[verbal rapids]

why not?

[sleek sparrow]

I have Krobus as roommie

Romance is overrated

[jagged wraith]

[verbal rapids]

Good point

[lavish basin]

Saammm

[lapis zinc]

alex

[verbal rapids]

W

[icy patrol]

Good afternoon peeps

[lapis zinc]

you can't go wrong with any of them, I just like how they all water the crops

:D

[verbal rapids]

facts

[lapis zinc]

no more sprinklers

[lavish basin]

By the time I get a spouse I already have sprinklers everywhere so that part is useless lol

[icy patrol]

they water the crops?????????????????????????????

[verbal rapids]

but lowkey im not gay, but if I was i'd marry harvey

[icy patrol]

ferb i know what were gonna do today

[jagged wraith]

And fix fences

[lavish basin]

Sometimes some crops

[lapis zinc]

frfr I like to imagine I've hired someone who has a crush on me

[icy patrol]

bruh

[lavish basin]

You are not your character, your character can be gay if you wanna marry harvey

[lapis zinc]

how many spouses can you have

at once

[lavish basin]

1 lol

[jagged wraith]

1 but you can date any many as you want

[icy patrol]

thats lowkey cringe

[pseudo hornet]

ayo just found rare seed for 600

[icy patrol]

but freedom ig

[jagged wraith]

Highkey cringe

[sleek sparrow]

I’ve never seen rare seed selling for 600

[lapis zinc]

can you marry kent

[jagged wraith]

No

[icy patrol]

no hes married

to jodi i think

[lapis zinc]

to who

[jagged wraith]

Man's married to WAR

[lapis zinc]

oh

[verbal rapids]

Honestly Jodi can get it

[jagged wraith]

dudes got kids lol

[lapis zinc]

Im gay but I think im gonna marry emily because she's fun

[icy patrol]

type shit

[jagged wraith]

Have fun having Clint peeking through your blinds at 3am

[verbal rapids]

Just my opinion, but i can;t stand her

[buoyant pecan]

Why?

[lapis zinc]

I like to have an audience

[buoyant pecan]

She’s cool, irl I’d never dare a girl who believed in horoscopes tho

[verbal rapids]

I strongly dislike her personality

[icy patrol]

I only ever interacted with her to unlock the sewing machine

[lapis zinc]

nvm I confused emily with penny

[jagged wraith]

LOL

[buoyant pecan]

Penny sucks

[icy patrol]

her heart events are interesting

[verbal rapids]

I also don't like her either

[buoyant pecan]

She’s my fifth bachelorette choice only beating Haley

[lapis zinc]

penny's the girl who's always looking at the ground and such yeah?

[lavish basin]

[jagged wraith]

yeah

[lapis zinc]

the one who's taking notes on nature and such

[lavish basin]

That's Leah

[jagged wraith]

The kids babysitter or teacher or whatever

[sleek sparrow]

Man I’m about to go on a rant about Penny again

[buoyant pecan]

The one who apologizes for speaking

[sleek sparrow]

But it’s her 8 heart event so I can’t say it

[lapis zinc]

YES LEAH

[verbal rapids]

Leah's a badie frfr

[jagged wraith]

GIRL

[lapis zinc]

I finally have the name right

[buoyant pecan]

The way I see it, penny isn’t a red flag but the men who like her are

[lapis zinc]

leah

[jagged wraith]

Make sure you tell her you forget her name 3 times

[lapis zinc]

in my defence penny and leah's hair is the same color

[verbal rapids]

I always forget robin's name and call her Penelope 😂

I DON'T KNOW WHY I DO, BUT I JUST DO

[lapis zinc]

I only remember the faces

[jagged wraith]

I still get Elliot and Sam mixed up now and then

[verbal rapids]

I remember hair color

I think thats why

[buoyant pecan]

Sam is super forgettable for some reason

[lapis zinc]

let me look up who sam is

[jagged wraith]

Sams the guy you go for if Sebastian is too emo for you

[sleek sparrow]

[fallow needle]

what should I be doing with my fish year 1?

[jagged wraith]

Sam is Kent's son

[sleek sparrow]

Sell the high value ones, eat the low value ones for energy

[buoyant pecan]

• Donate to cc
• Save for potenial quests
• Smoke then sell

[lapis zinc]

I like to collect them and sell extras to fishmanguy

[buoyant pecan]

If you have kitchen, really low value ones (like mussels and shit) turn into Sashami

More value and energy

[fallow needle]

aight

[sleek sparrow]

Could also just make a cookout kit every time you want to cook

I’m at the end of Y1 and still haven’t made a kitchen

[verbal rapids]

can I learn how to craft rock candy? and if so how?

[sleek sparrow]

You can’t

[verbal rapids]

how do I get it?

[lavish basin]

||Desert trader on thursdays for 3 prismatic shards||

[buoyant pecan]

I suppose you could, but if you want children the kitchen’s part of it anyways

[sleek sparrow]

It’s acquired through some means like || trading prismatic shard at the desert || or get one for free at the museum

[verbal rapids]

just kill ne

[lapis zinc]

you can have children in this game???????/

[sleek sparrow]

And, other stuff, like || raccoon ||

[buoyant pecan]

Yep

[verbal rapids]

yes

[lavish basin]

It's a fair price for how strong the buff from the food is

[lapis zinc]

biological?

[sleek sparrow]

Yea I’ve never gotten children in this game so it doesn’t really matter to me

[buoyant pecan]

Or adopted

[lavish basin]

And adopted in a same-sex relationship

[sleek sparrow]

That or adopted if ur same sex

[lapis zinc]

can you have a kid with someone you're not married to

[lavish basin]

No

[lapis zinc]

who gets to keep the kids after a divorce

[lavish basin]

You

[verbal rapids]

You can get divorced?!

[lapis zinc]

is there a limit to how many kids i can have

[lavish basin]

Ofc

[lavish basin]

2

[verbal rapids]

WHY WOULD YOU WANNA DO THAT

I would feel so bad

[sleek sparrow]

When ur bored and wanna marry someone else

[lavish basin]

Cause what if you dont like someone after marrying them, or just wanna expriement marriage with other characters

Divorce is very common

[stone plank]

Where do i find mayor lewis shorts

[lavish basin]

Both irl and ingame lol

[lavish basin]

Marnie's bedroom

[lapis zinc]

what if I divorce after the second child? Will the limit reset if my spouse changes?

[lavish basin]

No

You can only have 2

[lapis zinc]

Can you disown children

[verbal rapids]

😭

[buoyant pecan]

Yes

But it’s post cc

[lavish basin]

Yesn't, but that can only be answered in #stardew-spoilers

[oak whale]

Is there a channel to ask Android related questions?

[lavish basin]

No

[verbal rapids]

unrelated, but I drink more tea than a British person

[lapis zinc]

how much

[sleek sparrow]

I mean if it’s unrelated…

[verbal rapids]

usually a galleon a day

[sleek sparrow]

Why is it here

[oak whale]

Then I need your help please. My mobile is asking me with every start over and over and over again to choose a file ordner for my saves. I choose it, I go back to the main screen and still it is asking me. I transfered my save from PC and he even does not recognise it. What can I do?

[lapis zinc]

You can make green tea in stardew valley btw

[verbal rapids]

switching off and on from sweet and unsweet

[verbal rapids]

ik

[sleek sparrow]

Idk the answer to this, maybe try #vanilla-tech-support ?

[oak whale]

Gonna try it there then, thanks!

[icy patrol]

anyone know why my tree tappers arent working? ive placed them on valid tree and they arent producing or showing signs of producing

[river yarrow]

they do take a while to produce something

[icy patrol]

about how long on average?

[river yarrow]

7 or 9 days

[icy patrol]

okay, well thanks for that, ig i havent waited long enough

[river yarrow]

making kegs?

i suggest filling the train station with oaks

this way u have enough

[vernal fog]

lol we have kirbyfish

I just noticed that

[sleek sparrow]

[quaint crystal]

[distant ruin]

different trees take different amount of times for tappers to work

[sleek sparrow]

The lowest is like 7 days

Others are a few days longer

[west flint]

am I able to rename my dog?

[lapis oak]

No unfortunately

But you can buy a new one

[buoyant pecan]

Maybe manipulating the save file could work, idk how exactly

Or some mod

[lapis oak]

But yeah you aren’t supposed to be able to change it

At least in base game

[tame sky]

stardew valley

[buoyant pecan]

I agree

[magic frigate]

If you’re on pc or mobile yes

[west flint]

I'm on PC

[magic frigate]

You can via save file editing

Can google on how to

[robust dune]

stardew valley

[magic frigate]

Best game

[river yarrow]

ana u look

purple

[magic frigate]

[magic frigate]

I missed it

[river yarrow]

and no longer ginger i see

[magic frigate]

Yeah I haven’t been for a while tbh I just got lazy lol

But I grew it out now so it deff looks more like my natural dark brown

[fallow ridge]

Is posting videos here allowed?

[magic frigate]

#images-and-memes

[fallow ridge]

tysm

[river yarrow]

abigail vibes

[magic frigate]

I’m a mix of Haley Abigail and Sam irl

[river yarrow]

itsa farming game

[river yarrow]

so the banner pic is ye then?

cool

[magic frigate]

Yeah it’s me & CA I thought u knew

[buoyant pecan]

You met CA that’s cool

[river yarrow]

ana im too dumb to realize these things hue

[magic frigate]

Very lucky for sure

[magic frigate]

[river yarrow]

is he a shy person? i heard so

[magic frigate]

I was more shy than him

Think he could tell I felt like I was about to pass out

[buoyant pecan]

I’ve heard he’s really nice and humble

[river yarrow]

u look very confident on that pic tho hue

anyway, stardew right?

[tulip river]

How do you make Oil, Flour and other cooking ingredients?

I wanna try cooking stuff but all this random junk is hard to wrap my head around

[sacred pier]

Pierre sells all cooking stuff

[thorn axle]

Oil = corn in oil maker
Flour = wheat in flour mill
Sugar = beets in the mill I think

[tulip river]

ty!

[opal dock]

why cant i attach spinner to fiberglass rod?

[merry goblet]

Fiberglass isn't made to use tackle, only bait. Need a better rod for those

[opal dock]

fishermen dont have any better

[merry goblet]

He'll sell a new one once you get a higher level of fishin.g though idk what level it is ringht now

[river yarrow]

i wish we got more rods than just 4 or 5

[opal dock]

4

but gotcha

[hollow hound]

Hi

[small parcel]

Hello!👋

[thorn axle]

Hello

[hollow hound]

Does anyone know when the next discount is?

[thorn axle]

No

[hollow hound]

Alr

[sacred pier]

Probably in the next events/sales

Like summer sale for example

[hollow hound]

Alr

Thanks for responding 🙂

[sacred pier]

[tulip river]

do I go ahead and just give my secret winter star partner thing their gift?

in the Winter Feast thing

[sacred pier]

Yes

[near drift]

Who's the greatest warrior ever?
A hero of renown!
Who slayed an Evil Ocean? Who cast the Lich King down?
Billy!
And that time the evil Fire Count, captured a damsel fair
Who saved her with such bravery?
She offered him her hair
Billy!
Also, he fought a bear!
Billy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sacred pier]

Talk to em and it will trigger the - give the gift message

[near drift]

YOU JUST GOT BILLY'DDDDDDDDDDD

[river yarrow]

u like adventure time, i get it

anyway, stardew right?

[near drift]

🫛

[hardy igloo]

should i buy ||magic rock candy|| with ||prismatic shards||

[sacred pier]

Sure why not

[brave cape]

Hello!! I'm not new to Stardew but starting here caught my attention

[sacred pier]

Welcome 🤗

[sterile marsh]

Yeah after talking to everyone

[sterile marsh]

Get ||Galaxy sword with the dessert pillars first||

[cobalt hare]

Hi everyone 🤗🖤

[sleek sparrow]

Hello

[river yarrow]

hi there

[civic radish]

If im looking for a lot of slimes, what are the best levels in the mines?

[tulip river]

Can you make money through Cooking or

[icy patrol]

Howdy

[river yarrow]

theres the ||sc||

[river yarrow]

well u can, but is not efficient

food in this game were made for self use ye see?

[merry goblet]

afraid there's no way to predict monster spawns. Even if you reset the same 5 levels a few times in a day, one pass on a floor might have 4, the next might not have a single one.
There's save file-reading predictors that could tell you where a day's infested floors would be, but otherwise

as far as I can tell none of the floors are predisposed to having more than any other

[sleek schooner]

i must ask...... what is inside a strange capsule?

all i know is that it breaks after a little, i feel almost wary to put it down as a decoration

[thorn axle]

A creature

[sleek schooner]

is it dangerous in any way?

[thorn axle]

Nah

Only dangers enemies are in the mines

[sleek schooner]

thank you :]

[merry goblet]

it just runs around the bushes in town at night as an easteregg of sorts

I never notice cus tunnelvision

[river yarrow]

wait really?

i tought it was just random easter egg

[merry goblet]

yeh. It's just a little silhouette. Not a shadow person looking thing though. Always happens off to the side of the screen when it's dark, low odds of occurring

[spark sedge]

and slimes, which occur outside the mines in some places

[lunar mountain]

Is there any way to get the witch to come and curse your farm or whatever or is it just random?

[umbral mica]

How would I attach bait to a rod?

[lunar mountain]

hold the bait then right click on the rod. it only works if your rod is good enough tho i think?

[umbral mica]

Would a bamboo pole work?

[sleek sparrow]

It’s random

[sleek sparrow]

No you need at least fiberglass

[umbral mica]

Ohhh

its just because I found a treasure chest by fishing and I got 10 bait and 3 geodes

[sleek sparrow]

Maybe keep it for future rod or buy a rod

[violet plank]

agreed

[umbral mica]

Ohh

alright

[lunar mountain]

ok thanks

[split grove]

Onde e o brasileiro mobile ?

[river yarrow]

hey friend welcome

nice to see a fellow br

u see this a english only server

[wanton pulsar]

hii, i just started playing about two weeks ago, and I

[river yarrow]

hi welcome

[wanton pulsar]

im in the winter now, any advice?

[umbral mica]

How do I refuel my watering can 😭

[river yarrow]

use winter to finish the mines or decorate yer home

[river yarrow]

click on any body of water

the little lake on yer farm should do the trick

[umbral mica]

Ohhhh

thanks

This game is fun but I just dont know what to do in it exactly

[wanton pulsar]

oo yeah I do need to go deeper in the mine tyy!

[wanton pulsar]

I was like that at first too but you'll slowly get the hang of it, its lowkey like a farming sim

[umbral mica]

Ohhh

Why can I phase through an old man

[opal dock]

where can i see the materials needed to make diff kinds of metal bars?

[river yarrow]

if u want smelt any ore into bars, u need 5 ores and one coal

and of course, a furnace

[thorn axle]

Well

[static elk]

Would anyone be able to join my farm to help me complete the community center

[opal dock]

ty, wasnt there a requiring list for that anywhere?

[cobalt hare]

Hi hi

[river yarrow]

requiring list, u mean the bundle?

[river yarrow]

hi hannie

[opal dock]

like a list that show the required amoundt of material needed to make em, ingame

[hardy igloo]

im actually so done
i had a good ||skull cavern|| run
i pass out
my game saves
my carpet glitches so i cant get to my chest
i swap to previous save
it completely rewinds the day

smh

[river yarrow]

thats spoiler friend

[hardy igloo]

i thought it wasnt

[harsh violet]

hello

[hardy igloo]

nvm

sorry

[river yarrow]

hello fellow br welcome

[thorn axle]

||skull cavern|| is locked behind bundle so needs spoiler

[hardy igloo]

yes i see

sorry

[harsh violet]

Sempre tem um brasileiro em todo lugar kkkk

[thorn axle]

But the desert itself isn’t

[cobalt hare]

English only

[river yarrow]

aye aye, we need to speak in english here

[harsh violet]

ok

I forgot

[river yarrow]

no harm done

[dry rock]

my farm looks very bad, any advise on decorating?

wild trees spawn everywhere

[river yarrow]

visit #farms-and-outfits for ideas

[dry rock]

ok noice

thx

[river yarrow]

so whats yer story? u just got the game

[thorn axle]

Look up on Pinterest

[static elk]

Need help completing community center dm if you can help

[river yarrow]

what help you need exact?

[lapis zinc]

||How do I get krobus as roommate?||

[dry rock]

it actually has sdv farm layouts 😂

[river yarrow]

spoiler

[thorn axle]

What

[dry rock]

pinterest

[thorn axle]

What about it

[harsh violet]

No, I have 72 hours on steam

[river yarrow]

u recomended to him remember?

[dry rock]

never expected it to have sdv related stuff

[thorn axle]

It has a lot

[river yarrow]

thats a lot

[static elk]

Mainly the fish tank bundle and bulletin board

[river yarrow]

i have over 2000 i think

[thorn axle]

This didn’t need a spoiler but the answer to your question does need a spoiler also I would just google it

[thorn axle]

Post cc can’t be discussed here

[harsh violet]

Yes, but I stoped for a while, since married Leah lol

[harsh violet]

OMG, thats impresive

[tulip river]

What's the difference between putting Squids and Midnight Squids in a pond?

[thorn axle]

More ink I think

[civic radish]

How do you get out of the maze on spirits eve? as in, how to talk to linus/wizard/||krobus||

[thorn axle]

This needs deleting or editing (just the part after bulletin board)

[river yarrow]

i played since 2020, thats why

[thorn axle]

You didn’t

Can’t

Heck

[river yarrow]

using cheats

[thorn axle]

Also krobus isn’t a spoiler

[civic radish]

do they have any dialoug?

[sleek sparrow]

I think they do

If only in the files

[wide rampart]

robin stole 4000 dollars from me

guh

[river yarrow]

what u bought?

[wide rampart]

no i passed out

and i lost 4000 dollars

and robin was there

[thorn axle]

Uh

How can you lose that much

[wide rampart]

died

i thought passed out and died same thing whoops

[thorn axle]

But 4000

I don’t think you can lose that much

[wide rampart]

idk it said i lost 4000g

maybe im just tweaking

[thorn axle]

Unless you’re modded

I think maybe 400

[wide rampart]

probably

400g from 100k

[sleek sparrow]

That’s not right either

When you pass out they take 1% or 1000g whichever comes first

So it should have been 1000g

Unless when you mean “pass out” you meant lost all your health

And got knocked out

[magic frigate]

I DO? I look horrible lmao

[cobalt hare]

[sleek sparrow]

I spent a whole minute staring at the pfp cuz it blinks

Terrifying

[magic frigate]

10% of total gold, up to 1000g

[magic frigate]

LMAO

[sleek sparrow]

I knew I miswrote something

Anyway it shouldn’t be 400g

[cobalt hare]

I cant see the blink :((

[sleek sparrow]

If they have 100k

[magic frigate]

Ikr iPhone sucks

Can’t see my own freakin work

[river yarrow]

me neither, im on pc

[sleek sparrow]

Bruh I’m on iPhone

Wdym

Maybe your phone just suck-

[magic frigate]

It should work on pc

[magic frigate]

WHAT???

[cobalt hare]

Tutorial please

[magic frigate]

Wtfdym ur on iPhone and u see me blinking wtf!

[river yarrow]

wait it blinks when i click on ye

i can imagine hannie and ana trying to replicate the video hue

[cobalt hare]

That’s what im doing rn lmfao

[whole rampart]

Hello. I'm new to this. How long do people typically play on one plot for?

[magic frigate]

Bruh it doesn’t work for me helppp

[river yarrow]

hi welcome

[magic frigate]

I’ve been playing since 2017

Also welcome

[whole rampart]

Thank you!

[magic frigate]

Do yk where in settings

This might be off topic sowwy

[sleek sparrow]

Idk bro it’s naturally like that for me

[river yarrow]

it takes 8 secs to blink

maybe u need to be more patient ana

[sleek sparrow]

I play for like
A few weeks to a few months, or like 2-3 in game years

Then I switch save

[whole rampart]

Why only that long? Do you complete everything by then?

[river yarrow]

i play since 2020

[sleek sparrow]

Usually yea

[river yarrow]

then 2024 the army got me then stopped playing

[sleek sparrow]

Most of the saves are like challenge runs so I also quit once I’m done with the personal challenge

Not actually completion

And also sometimes I’m just bored with late game so I finish CC and reset

[cobalt hare]

Im so not used to making a new save

[sleek sparrow]

Learn to give up on a save when ur bored

Trust

It’s easier to stay engaged that way

Better than forcing yourself through misery

[river yarrow]

aye

but then again, u feel powerless again

[magic frigate]

It’s supposed to be 4

[cobalt hare]

Ya

[sleek sparrow]

My video is 4 sec exact I’m a genius

[river yarrow]

or a lucky bastard

[sleek sparrow]

That’s a weird way to spell basedest

[river yarrow]

sure milky

[magic frigate]

OMG I figured it out

[river yarrow]

oh?

[magic frigate]

@cobalt hare turn off reduced motion in user accessibility settings

YAY I BLINK ON MY PHONE TOO LOL thx guys

[cobalt hare]

Thanks gang

[river yarrow]

so milky lied about the default settings?

[magic frigate]

U trusted milky? /j

[sleek sparrow]

I can tell you rn I’ve never changed anything aside from audio

My reduced motion is just automatically off

[cobalt hare]

YAY I SEE IT

[river yarrow]

now chestnut hair ana winks at ye

[magic frigate]

This feels so weird having it off lmao

Everything so… bouncy

[river yarrow]

you gals are not used to pc discord right?

[sleek sparrow]

I use it on pc too

[magic frigate]

I’m on mobile more but I wouldn’t say I’m not used to pc

[cobalt hare]

Now I want an animated pfp too

Step one get nitro

[magic frigate]

[merry goblet]

Got stuck with the 1-week freebie nitro trial, I can't remember when it activated on me. Honestly outright forgot about it, had been ignoring the features

[steady spade]

great i got a monster compendium then died 5 minutes later

and i lost it

[whole rampart]

sould i use the insect head or crystal dagger? the insect head does more damage but the crystal dagger has more effects.

[warm sand]

i suggest to use insect head bc daggers r horrible in my opinion

[nocturne lake]

I agree with that recommendation. daggers are bad, even after CA made the hitboxes bigger

[west flint]

can you double up on two fertilizers on one tile?

[thorn axle]

[oak mason]

No

[civic radish]

What's the fastest way to get trash?

like, fishing trash

[oak mason]

Fish in the pond on your farm

[civic radish]

thanks

[oak mason]

No problem!

[civic radish]

not sure that this was what linus meant by "our community" but ig my pond will be cleaner after 🤷

[junior harness]

lvl 100 in mines

[sleek sparrow]

It has infinite trash it’s never gonna be clean

[tough perch]

it's an effort ig

[oak mason]

It's the thought that counts!

[vagrant tulip]

May i ask how to make ps4 controller work on mobile version?

[sleek schooner]

question!

is stardew valley crossplatforms?

[junior harness]

local only

[sleek schooner]

if i were to play with my friend who's playing on computer while i play on switch, is it crossplatforms?

[junior harness]

so if you're on pc, you can only use with other player that plays on pc

[sleek schooner]

aww i see

[junior harness]

!crossplay

[novel thistle]

Crossplay is not currently possible with Stardew Valley, and it is unknown if it ever will be. According to ConcernedApe there are technical barriers that make it unfeasible. He would like to add it and may start looking into how to do it but currently it is not implemented.

To use this command, type !crossplay.

[frank kayak]

and mobile as lan

[solid pike]

Hello, I have Stardew Valley, but it's pirated, xd. I want to play multiplayer. I've seen some tutorials on YouTube where they access the co-op section, but when I try to access it, it gets stuck loading, saying something like "locating online servers" and never finishes loading. It's been about a year since I accidentally clicked on that section and it loaded, but now it doesn't work.

[icy patrol]

good evening winsome wallabies ❤️

[young shale]

should i process my af into smth else or should i wait til i have free kegs

[icy patrol]

"af"?

[young shale]

ancient fruit

[icy patrol]

wait till you have a free keg

I could be completley and utterly wrong about that. but it sounds like the better option

[regal verge]

well how much af are we working with

[sterile marsh]

I have 3 plants, I've been putting them into seeds until I have about 20

[sleek sparrow]

Don’t wait till you have free kegs
If you have jars, jar them, if you have dehydrators, dehydrate them

Sell to buy more starfruit seed for next harvest

[regal verge]

ew starfruit

[sleek sparrow]

Also since this is af you should be making them into more seeds-

[sterile marsh]

Starfruit is actually good, and IRL it tastes really good

[sleek sparrow]

Debatable

[sterile marsh]

LoL 😂, that's what I said

[sleek sparrow]

It just tastes sour to me

[regal verge]

TRUUUUE

[sterile marsh]

Well I like that flavor...

[sleek sparrow]

Well I don’t-

[regal verge]

that's why i asked how much they had first 😭

[sleek sparrow]

However much you should be making them into
Inhale
SEEEEDDDDDD

[sterile marsh]

Luckily they're not as expensive as they are in Pelican Town

[regal verge]

WHAT IF EVERYTHING IS FULL ALREADY OF SEED

[sleek sparrow]

MORE SEEED

[young shale]

the af empire grows

[sleek sparrow]

If you have enough will you can make them grow through the floor of your house

Grow on your fruit trees

Grow on grandpa’s grave

In the farm pond

On your animals

[rough plank]

uh oh

i seem to have messed up my ipads password too many times

welp if this keeps happening my save is wiped

[sleek sparrow]

Oh no

Ohhhh no

Why would you do this to yourself

Nobody’s gonna look in your iPad just make one easy to remember

[rough plank]

i put my phone password on my ipad a bunch then messed up my normal one that i cant remember

[rough plank]

I've always remembered it

today i just got it slightly wrong a few times

and i haven't used it in years anyway

i've just used faceid recently

every time

so now when i need the real password

guh

[spiral gyro]

Skip

[rough plank]

hm

Oh i think i remember the password
i think...

[civic radish]

||Ya'll i need help with the skull caverns||
||i have an iridum pickaxe but i only have a lava katana and it seems pretty weak, should i just be using a ton of bombs or what?||

[rough plank]

i have a few more tries

[obsidian thorn]

ive been making wine with af

[rough plank]

||keep mining irridium and try to dodge around enemies when you can until you get a prismatic shard, then place it inbetween the 3 pillars outside in the desert for an upgrade||

[pine anvil]

Hello hello, is there a maximum number of barn/coop I can build? Or I can build as many as I want?

[rough plank]

as many as you can fit on your farm

[civic radish]

Any tips on actually getting a prismatic shard?
Is it just a rare drop from mining

[pine anvil]

Cool, thanks!

[rough plank]

kill enemies, break the gem stones in sc and mine irridium

[civic radish]

This is gonna be a long winter...

[thorn axle]

@rough plank ||sc|| needs a spoiler

[thorn axle]

||the pillars/shard|| needs spoiler

[spare willow]

I have not pirated this game

[thorn axle]

…..

[deep meadow]

🧊?

[sleek sparrow]

Good to know..?

[civic radish]

what are "special moves"?

[summer basalt]

Looking to upgrade my farm house but also not sure if I should build the chicken coop, any suggestions?

[civic radish]

(for the combat lvl 10 skill)

[deep meadow]

Rite click

Or the other action button on console

[vernal fog]

[cosmic knoll]

Most farm upgrades are not very important and can be replaced with other things while coop is a unique building that produces unique resources

So if you want to play “faster”, coop. But upgrade the house often provides QOL

Also just looks nice

[spare willow]

I would never

[stoic shoal]

Where can I get android modded version?

[snow dawn]

!androidsmapi

[novel thistle]

Android SMAPI

There is an unofficial port of SMAPI for Stardew 1.6 to Android. Please see the wiki instructions for more information.

IMPORTANT: This is a highly experimental build and may be prone to glitches, bugs, or incompatibilities. We are not able to provide support if you run into trouble or compatibility issues; please use the discord linked on the Android SMAPI github.

Do not harass mod authors to make Android specific compatibility patches.

To use this command, type !androidsmapi.

[thorn axle]

That can’t even be discussed

[deep meadow]

Piss