#stardew-valley
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5 tiles, straight line
I'm so dumb I read that as well for some reason..
On other platforms it should be UI scale in options
'Sokay
It's not there 💀
lmao its alright, i couldve sworn it was 3x3 but i guess not, i dont think ive ever upgraded the watering can except right now
Dunno, don't play on mobile sorry
3x3 is only when you get the gold watering can btw
Bro what am I supposed to use sap for
Yeah I don't upgrade can past copper until post cc
Fertilizers or crafting
Make yourself pass out
How many heaters do i need for winter?
day 10 y1 for me rn and its in process to being made into a steel one, thought it'd help with the bunch of strawberrys that im planning to buy
One per building
depends how many coop and barns you have, one for each
Yeah if you go hard it's worth it. I hate growing crops so it doesn't matter for me
?? Upgrading your can THAT early??
GIRL WHAT
😭
LVL 10 FISHING IN YEAR 1 SPRING.
Very easy when you fish a lot
can i keep chickens without a fence around their coop? is it necessary or optional?
Optional
Looks right
HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE
thank you 
They fished for most of their days
fished until almost 2am every day
i bought the iron i needed from clint to upgrade the watering can
Fishing got you locked in
Most ppl upgrade can during the winter..
😭
Are you eating the fish for energy or what..
If you get lucky you can do Spring Y1 Legend
If you're good at fishing you can really rush to 10 with a lot of perfect catches
does it need to rain for that?
Yes
some of them
not a lot
like barely any
So energy wasn't a problem whatsoever?
||the sea jellys help||
🧍♂️
OHHH
That's a 1.6 spoiler btw
Makes sense
whoops thank u
Is anyone saving moss
Yes
1.6 spoiler and yes
I hoard everything
Are we supposed to avoid spoilers? I’m new here
Sorry will do
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Yes
Lewis wants to throw hands with me
Does marrying actually help other than getting a star drop later in the marriage
nah it's mostly just for added coziness
however some npcs give you items in their 14 heart events, like penny ||redecorates your room and gives you free furniture|| and with leah ||you get an object called "my first painting" and its so goofy i love it||
yippee! got my steel watering can
grats 
Darn, I didn't quite make my goal for the end of summer. 8.9 farming, 9.5 foraging, 9.5 mining, 9.5 fishing, 9 combat.
Missed one crop cycle because I forgot to buy seeds and just barely missed the goal of all 9s.
ripp
I mean it's not the end of the world, and being slightly low on farming won't change the actual timeline. Just slightly annoying that I missed a goal because I forgot to buy seeds
Darn ADHD squirrels
The first message I read today was this
New farmers is truly wild
agreed
I have two different mods for reminders and I still screw it up
what are they???
Automatic To Do list (name may not be exact) and ToDew
i lovee todew
funny name
Automatic lists crops and machines that need watering or harvesting, daily quests, birthdays, special orders
And ToDew is just free form
todew is good for ultra specific things like ||pot of gold||
I just forget to check the corner, it's like "ok, I'm heading to town to pick up seeds", get one map over, see something shiny and either forget or finally make it to town after it's too late.
so real
Primary inattentive ADHD is a monster
to dew keeps me from getting side tracked i love it sm
i often forget what im doing aswell
WHY WON'T IT LET ME GET IN THE BUS
have you unlocked it??
Yes..
did u buy a ticket?
.. where do I buy tickets..
its the gray box
The ticket thing
hidden by a tree
Smh I need to start chopping trees that aren't in my farm
Directly to the left of the bus
its the gray thing above my head ( i cant crop it help)
Ik already dw
alr alr
will i get apples on the 28th of fall if i plant an apple tree on the 28th of summer
i think so
seriously dont want to miss out on the greenhouse for winter 🙏
You will get 1 apple
Can you customize controls in mobile if you use a controller?
I plant all of my trees on Winter 1 so they all hit full growth on Spring 1 and sync up their upgrades
Like change actions to buttons
Mobile controller is mostly unsupported right now, so I don't think so? They've mentioned wanting to take another look at it later but they're still stomping out bugs
Aw man, ok. Trying to get into Android but keep messing up the buttons because they don't match switch
I could be wrong, I just know that there's not much support right now
planted 3 just incase that was the case
Tips for new farmers forage all foragible items on saterday
as the week resets on sundays
Should I be fishing the first couple of days because that's all I've been doing
That's what I usually do
how do i place speed gro on the tile im standing on instead of what the placement tile indicator shows? i keep missing squares
What are you playing on
can anyone tell me what is this?
Interact with it
If you interact with it, you'll get a Golden Scythe
thank you. i thought if i go near it, i need to fight
It gives slightly more hay when cutting grass iirc
Interact with it a second time if you don't feel like walking out
Lol, no fight, if you click on it again then you go straight to the Entrance of the cave
yall where can i farm solar essence
OHHHHHHH thank you. im afraid of going out ngl

wow the way i receive it, looks like i actually stole it away from him lmao
[[Solar_Essence]]
Bunch of enemies in the last 40 of the mines drop them, with the shadow folks dropping void
is this nice? just got from a drop
it doesn't seem bad. the damage isn't the best
Not the greatest, but useful in the || skull cavern because it can permanently kill mummies ||
But you have to kill them with it, not just when they're down
Thank you Audri. I'll save it for that then. Will continue using bone sword
what's the use of the owl statue?
It's a bit niche because you're usually already going bomb heavy , but it's slightly useful that way
how much dmg is bone sword?
It's just a random event/decoration
i think it's just decoration
20-30

ohhh bombs. got it
then yeah keep going w bone sword :)
haven't unlock the ||dessert|| yet so im still exploring the town haha
oh damn
yeah bombs are nice for that area
Bone sword still does better then a few weapons with higher damage because it can swing so fast
+4 swing speed is nuts
kekekeke i like swinging it nonstop as well. fast swing >>>> dmg
Yep, because fast speed means stun locks
Any fast way to farm 1000 slime? I'm at early 3rd year with only 450+ count
what do y'all do with bone swords? I get like 3 every time I go to the skeleton floors
alr
What do you need 1000 slime fo
also guys its spring 7 rn do i have enough time for another batch of crops before the 13tf
Slime hitch
Find an infested floor, farm it over and over
The giant slimes are a pretty good deal
Sell em
If you have the burglar ring you get so many swords you just leave them behind
i now have a chest dedicated to bone swords
i wish i could decorate the farm with weapons
Are there any specific floor where that frequently occur?
For slime ring
There's specific floors they can spawn, but they're static to the days RNG
Wiki has a list of floors
I haven’t played in years, getting back into my old save.
I’m in Winter, I have 1.5 million gold
Still working on a bundle or two in the CC
Are there any other goals I should be working towards?
perfection if you want to
Finish the cc
yeah i'd finish the cc
Raise friendships
fill your pet's waterbowl
keep your pet happy
my cat gave me a snail today for the first time ever 🥰
Ok, thanks. I'll try checking wiki
Yeah, your goal is a low floor hopefully on a :x6 so you can cycle them as often as possible
Giant slimes have a chance to break into a bunch of easy slime kills
is there any way to go back a month on mobile
Only if you backed up a save back then, I believe
oh
||how do i get acient seeds||?
many ways: it can be dropped by monsters in the mines (bugs/fly)
artifact spots
fishing for treasure chest


whats your question
to what exactly?
I can't access the bus even tho its already repairedd
10am-5pm
do trees still drop seeds during winter?
you need patiance
what time are you going? pam doesn't get there super early
did you get a ticket??
Where
you’re trying to access it the day after it was repaired? what time are you trying to buy a ticket? is pam there?
Hi : )
yes
Pam was there at 12pm
gray box, hidden behind a tree
as you're walking towards the bus its on the left
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Okay okay thank you so much
you’re welcome
Hi, is the ||lucky hat or whatever is that named|| only ||obtainable in spring?||
Yes
Only on ||Spring 17||
ohhh that
Hello again
Btw I've in level 120 in the mines and got the skull g
Key can you guys give me a hint about the skull key
You'll find a use for it once you repair the bus to the desert
That's all I'll say
Plus you can take it to those two arcade machines at the saloon for some sick games
are we not allowed to mention it?
We are, they just want a hint
I already have access to the quarry and ive been to cave got the golden sickle what else is in that cave?
Probably not the direct answer
i think he has the bus fixed already since he was asking about it earlier
needs spoiler
||Quarry|| and its contents needs a spoiler btw
Oh oke
ah, makes sense 
If you already have the bus then once you take a trip to the desert ||go upward towards that weird door you might've seen earlier||
Beware though, it's inhabitants are nothing like you've seen before
Ohh oke oke
Ive been stuck to the same routine doing the same stuff with a little changes, collect the eggs and milk then petting the animals except my dog because i couldn't find him
Then i'd either go to the mines because im crafting stuff to increase my profit and processing stuff
trying to pick pc or switch is so hard for me lol
so what does completing the fishtank bundles give anyways
the boulder beside the the mines will be removed
not sure if i can go to details about that, might as well just check the wiki 
PC gives you more options and modding but obviously you can't easily drag it to bed with you
how bring it to the couch lol]
Portable console
Get a steam deck, best of both worlds /kidding
i have been playing it on the switch but im a pc player. i told my wife i think im gonna do my first farm on the switch but now im thinking that i might just play the switch when we are playing our co-op world
and when im playing by myself ill just play on the switch
where can i get a ghost fish
you can fish for one in the mines on level 100 if i remember correctly?
what's the fish between the largemouth and rainbow trout in the collection thing
I can't send a screenshot of it 
Small mouth bass I think
Which is impressive that you somehow don't have it
(assuming the wiki matches the order in game which I think it does)
thanks I'll try to find it
you can send in #images-and-memes btw
I just started the game this week and I am obsessed!
thank you
Should be one of the at all times fish in the town river
If I got the right fish
yeah, it does look like a small mouth bass
would this be a good setup for crops?
hiii everyone what’s your favourite spouse(s)?!?!
haley, my sunflower girlie 
shane is my first guy usually but then i divorce him after i get the stardrop and go for harvey 😭😭
welcome btw
Sebby if im girl, alex if im boy
they’re both awesome sauce
Might want spaces to add more gaps on the left of you have trellis crops
i tried seb once and it was a pain so i gave up
No hed so sweet tho
befriend linus before goijg for seb he'll be easier i swear
maybe but i hate getting his fav gifts 😭
oh what why
totally agree!
Sashimi is easy
linus gives you sashimi recipie and thats a seb fav
sashimi 
not in a new play through
ohhh
Yes?
befriend linusssss
okkkk
give linus like food you get from bins and forage
Rasmodius (mods) and Haley
however gang i am an avid sam and alex lover 🙏
bet
Real
i cant add more space tho thats the edge of my farm
ugh the modded wizard 💞💞💞
ALEXXXX MY LOVEEE
linus is so easy to befriend, i love him sm 
yesyes alex alex
Ngl we kinda fumbled the bag with voting Shane for the MC
YEAH
Emily is okay, ||Sandy would have been better||
something something casting !wizard
absolutelyyy !!!!
what was our other option again?
Only as a male tho
agreed (i only do male farmer)
Mhm
Clint (ew) and Linus for male MCs
And Pam and Marnie for Female MCs
We could have had Linus???
joined in too late, when was shane added as a bachelor?
1.1
this morning
This was years ago
i think Clint wouldve been less incel-y as a romancable.. idk.. or if emily wasnt picked clint wouldnt be so creepy to her
The only reason I wouldn't marry him would be because it would get rid of his nature life
haha very funny 
what should i do with the ||golden pumpkin||?
but it was at 6am i saw it
hat
you can sell it or give it as a gift
Sell it, gift it, keep it for decor
Clint Reforged is the only good mod to give justice to Clint
Golden pumpkin is a Loved gift
It's a uni loved gift, sells for like 5k, and can be tailored into the witch's hat
alr ty, how do i wrap up this event this is booooring trying to get to winter
wow ok lol
Clint Rewritten too
He's still socially awkward but he isn't the butt of mean jokes by the game
holy shane is depressed
That he is
after fullly clearing my yard
That’s a lot of wood
I should get to clearing my trees too
I got a whole forest on my farm lol
more trees than cindersap probably
Better get to deforestation then
Mine defo has more then cindersap. I haven't fully cleared it in 4 years.
Im so close to getting 4 preserves jars
That is a crazy thing to say
Btw how do I make my house bigger after final upgrade?
||renovations?||
Yeah that
after some deep calculations i have figures out my sprinklers can hold a total of 435 crops
Best floor to farm copper?
||is there a Max on aging artistan food and wine?||
Reset 5, 15, and 25
Limit
Up to iridium quality
Ok
Which takes two seasons for wine and 2 weeks for cheese I’m pretty sure
I realized I spent all my money on 240 sf seeds and now I dont have enough for the seeds for replanting unless I sell the starfruit quickly without making its wine :(
That’s why you always have an emergency fund somewhere
You've got 13 days to make money
Sell gems from the mines, do quests
Ill need to plant more by the 14th for a second harvest
I need around 96k for 240 seeds
Nah, they have until the crop harvest comes in
Ill try to get as much money as I can, and if I can't, Ill just plant pumpkins
Second batch doesn't need to be all Starfruit. Yeah
Grow blueberries if you have a ||Dehydrator||
They’re relatively cheap, multi harvest, multiple crops
Im day 9, 50k, is 46k in 4 days possible easily
Bad to plant mid season
where can i find ||prismatic slimes||?
if I plant them on the 14th Ill only get one blueberry harvest
Done your special orders?
I mean it’s either that or me lon
Or sold off spare gems?
In the mines
just randomly after i accept the quest?
no specifc floors?
Easy
lets go another batch of wine
hopefully its good money
I mean
It’s not really for the money
It’s 6k
It’s something, yes, but it’s like a sneeze
That one gives like a good sum of money if you can grow the melons now
I wont be able to harvest in time by the 14th
next few days Im going on a money grind
Yeah looks like it’s grub hunting for you then
hopefully some of my strawberry wine will be finished by the time, thats another 20k around, Ill sell gems, and then find something else to do
yall wtf does u heard an explosion mean
meteorites

hallo Julien
Hey Chip
also can these scarecrows cover everything
scarecrows have an 8 tile radius I beliieve
how am i supposed to cover everything 😭\
Is there any other artistan product made from eggs other than mayo?
nope
just mayo
Mayor
Put gaps between each block of 6x6
an old legend says lewis was created when a pair of lucky purple shorts were put in a mayo machine
|| Does dangerous skull caven mine give better chest loot than normal skull caven? ||or is it only affect by luck
why is that an image.
The same
ok thx
Mayo Lewis
heyy
hi
Hiii chip
Please never talk to me again (/j /lh)
the one and only 
hi all
I forgot I was still keg
hiii
hallo
How is everyone?
I should have bought corns instead of blue berries...
corn sucks
why?
meant to send that as a thing to everyone 🤣
blueberries are way better
why corn over blueberries? 
But it last for 2 seasons?
Corns are only for cc
Quality crops bundle is the only thing I can see for it
yeah, but they arent worth it money wise
yeah, it’s only good for cc
But if you’re going Joja the only reason you may want corn is for cooking and shipping
Their total value in 2 seasons still pale in comparison to blueberry, melon, pumpkin and cranberry
also tortillas if you wanna make them
im struggling so much with quality crops thing 😭
Ohh then i think i made the right choice
for summer, the best crops are starfruit, blueberries and melons
I bought alot of blue berries
40 corn gets me 2k each harvest, blueberries were 9-10k
I just recently unlock the dessert i found out thats where you buy star fruit
But i dont have the time and money for it maybe next year
starfruit is great if you have the money
you can get more from one starfruit wine with artisan than 40 corn lol
I spent all my 80k+ on blue berries and animal upgrades
Star fruit is always good if you’re in summer
Btw can i change job?
ya
yup, in ||sewers||
You’ll find out once you unlock the sewer
can you get the group 10 heart event if ur married?
Yeah
Like oh maybe next year
I just check my screen time... I've been playing for 12hrs 11mins for today...
i can't seem to get leah's 6 heart pt2 event to trigger
is it winter?
i'm already seen her 8 heart
no
Is 100 strawberries a reasonable number? I can afford 180 but I think that will be too much to water
as much as you want really
its just that the more you plant the more money you get
is it your first batch? get as much as you can water
As many as you can physically handle is reasonable
i mean, if you can water a lot. but only buy what you can handle tbh
yoo
think I'll stick to 100 then, wish I had less bad luck days so I could get sprinklers
get sprinklers
oh
I've been having only bad luck or very bad since I unlocked the mines
Do the sprinklers improve at all? The first one is terrible imo
Do it, just do it
Nothing is impossible
3x3 and 5x5
i think that really only depends on the amount of mobs you get? i don't think it effects the ores
guys i did year 1 and made 2m i got a bunch of aincent fruit and kegs and completed the community center
what do i do next for year 2
!sprinker
!sprinklers
wtf
there's iridium level sprinklers that do a 5x5 area, and I think there's stuff you can do to make it bigger
Can't talk about the other stuff
GUYS WHAT DO I DO IN YEAR 2
!sprinkler
I misspelled it the first time
It affects ladder spawn rate too iirc which is the real issue
i'm not even sure how to do it i just know it's possible
ffs
combat I'm fine since I got a Neptune glaive from fishing
Yeah, just cutting it off just in case
this save has been very lucky apart from in game luck, day 5 ancient seed too
Not worth it
Upgrade everything
It’s 7 days for a minor profit increase
Too late already put it in a keg
Many thanks all, im still learning and it takes me a while to get the hang of things 😭 hence why im in year 3 and know next to nothing 😞
get level 10 everything
.
ok
Im year 3 too, and I too dont know what Im doing
Whut?
i already got atleast like 7 hearts with most ppl
the smallest ones aren't worth it tbh because you'll unlock the quality sprinklers soon after
i find it hard tho to get oil makers
i use the small ones for my honey farms
I dont even greet the townsfolk
ok ty
Even in game im introverted
guys can i get krobus as my roomate even if i married someone?
No
thats crazy
ok im divorcing haley
damn
||galaxy sword|| needs to be spoiler tagged btw
why?
Year 1 and youre already married?
pro tip for in game socialization, making friends means they randomly send you gifts in the mail
is it worth getting divorced to see the 14 heart events with others?
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so think about it
OH SORRY
Ohh thats why i get mails from emily
yep
Galaxy sword isn't post cc or joja
how long does a cask make wine silver star?
It still needs spoilers since it’s found within the desert
2 weeks? i think
The desert isn't post cc
Emily is the only one i greet and sometimes i give her gifts
one of my tips for beginners, is especially please make friends with people!! You get so many more recipes and gifts, its really worth it, and not that hard too
Which is locked behind a cc room completion
whats the best crop in spring?
strawberries probably
I got like 5 recipes the day after I unlocked the bulletin board bundle cuz || it gave nearly everyone 2+ hearts with me||
15 here lol
strawberry yes
14 days for wine to reach Silver quality, 28 days for gold, and 56 days for iridium quality.
Rhubarb if you have access to the ||Oasis||, if not strawberries or potatoes pre egg festival
Guys
Yes?
14 Days
yeah?
Two weeks
I think a scammer called me in-game LOL
Yeah they tend to do that
jesus christ i love you man
10k g joja rebate
Yeah what a scam
huh
Universe sword when
you’re welcome 
Thankfully there no choice to pay 10k or not
It’s just there to be there either way
Uh I heard a doorbell sound after
That’s irl then, since there’s no door bells in stardew
Yep recipe unlocks are nice too once you start cooking
In game or irl
Go answer your front door 
no more p words
I’m at the point tonight where I just want someone to talk to. It’s like 5:30 in the morning.
So, what’s the best way to get crops up to quality standard for the cc?
That can’t be mentioned here btw
I don't have a doorbell irl
Year 3
even just talking to villagers when they walk by you has more impact on hearts than you'd think
that and birthdays
A better discussion place for the p word is #stardew-spoilers
we don’t talk about the p word here 
Yea talking with NPCs daily x28 slowly surely
In stardew valley if someone on front the will knocking the doors
why can't I say please here?? /j
The return scepter is not worth a 2 millions .. it is a scam
Erm what if I explode you with my mind
Easy way is to use the wiki (your farming level) to find out what proportion of your crops will be gold quality with basic fertilizer, then plant slightly more than that
needs some quick maths tho
I like the idea that NPCs will just wait in front of your door until you leave your house
we dont talk about that here
and us farmers just break in whenever we want
ok
-post cc not allowed(must be spoiler)
-1.6 feature( idk)
because… p||omegranates|| 
I hate pomegranates
They get their seeds everywhere and they stain everything they touch
potatoes then
Party
no one can hate potato

Raw potatoes
They’re fucking disgusting, only good use is in vodka
It was like a ping noice not a discord ping
In discord then
penny banned from #stardew-valley
The word itself can be said here but the "game aspects of reaching it" should be discussed in seasoned farmers.
No I have discord pings sound off
Guh??
Must be like those missions completed
We need to be able to make more types of alcohol
Okay then save your life
(I CANT HELP IM NOT FBI)
Let that sink in and introduce it round the family
what does potato juice taste like
also how can i get my fishing and foraging level upped
GUYS CAN I SAY THE P WORD IN SEASONED FARMERS
L penny ngl
Vodka without the alcohol
Potato juice sounds awful
Yeah
I havent tried potato juice before so idk
what does vodka taste like
Spicy as hell
I dont drink alcoholic drinks either so idk.
It feels like drinking battery acid
I don't try vodka cuz im 13 lol
why do you know what battery acid tastes like
doesn't everyone know?
What I do on my weekdays and weekends is nothing to do with you
(/lh)
why not? /j
mmmm battery acid
electrolytes
doesnt battery acid taste spicy
Vodka doesn’t really have a taste
last time i tried it tasted spicy
It’s just ethanol
"last time I tried" is wild lmao
It’s still made with potatoes tho so why doesn’t potatoes in a keg make vodka in SDV
foraging is mainly cutting trees and stumps btw
And picking up forage
hm alr
trees and stumps give most exp
And as of recently ||cutting small twigs gives 1 xp||
stop judging me based on what i eat and drink daily 😭
yeah, cutting stumps gives you 25exp

fishing, I wanna ask too
I mean we already have wheat to beer, hops to pale ale, honey to mead, fruit to wine, etc.
made it from l5 to l25 of the mines despite a worst luck day
why so feinious
u are goated
damn
day 12 already I got tired of waiting for decent luck
the max Ive travelled in the mines is like 10 levels
even got another ancient seed somehow in the mines
maybe 15
||did they nerf legendary fish ponds? I used to get like 8 roe, now I get 2||
Wdym get nerf stardew valley doesn't get any path update yet since 1.6.14
||im not sure i just put a legend in a fish pond and it hasnt even given me roe||
the amount of roe decreased significantly
Hmm okay i think yes
Hmm go to wizard
Does any one here play stardew valley in switch?
That can’t be mentioned here since it’s post cc
i used to
goddamn it
ask in #stardew-spoilers
i did
I’m playing through my first save I’m on year 3 winter and I haven’t reached the bottom of skull cavern yet. Any tips???
||Skull cavern|| needs spoilers
But uhh
How do I tell you this
Sorry I’m new
||Skull Cavern||’s bottom is floor 77,256
So, I know we can get a horse. But can you get more than one? I’d like more horses 🤣
Is the desert and oasis spoilers
You’re not meant to go that far down
Level 100 I mean guys 🥹
Desert no but ||Oasis|| yes
Only 1 horse unless you mod
Ahh ok. I’m on xbox so no mods unfortunately 😭
So no spoilers for greenhouse?
No because it’s mentioned
Nope
What's the last time I can enter the egg festival? 2pm?
Before 2pm
best way to get ||ancient seeds||?
||using the seed maker on ancient fruit. if you need to get the first one theyre dropped by the maggots and blue flies. and the white bugs.||
Kill bugs
If you mean the actual seeds ancient fruit into a seedmaker
i answered your question earlier, man 
now that i remember you totally did LOL
i went away and came back and forgot
thats my bad
i guess i’m not qualified enough
/j
not chicken juicy enough
I have a question.. does grass starters work during winter season?
Well
I think you can place it but it doesn’t spread and grow
Yes but technically no
Also you can’t harvest hay from it?
ooh I see... so does that mean you can't grow crops too? :o
goslinggg i haven’t seen you around here
where have you been?
Hey Mischief
Busy. Not playing Stardew. I played like last night tho
The gang’s all here
get jades trade for staircase rizz up for the forbidden p word
Hi hi
Maybe
I see... Thank you! :D
How’re you? ☺️
But winter is my fav Stardew month
Or season?
Idk
IT DOES NOT. In my view
And only one noteworthy festival
what do you like about winter? :o
ohh, that’s why
glad to see you here today then!
||chub frenzy in the mountains||? I suspect this is a 1.6 thing
It is 1.6
best floors for bugs?
summer best season prove me wrong
||Chubs are more likely to be caught during frenzies||
what is it actually though? Just higher catch rate?
I’m doing good, I was playing Stardew, now I’m on Year 5 Spring, getting a bit sleepy now, so thanks for asking, what about yourself?
ah ty
||like you know the bubble spots you can get at fishing? It is basically that but you catch chubs exclusively at the spot||
i get to rest from taking care of crops and i can focus on renovating my farm/mining stuff
Freedom from farming
Ah nice nice. I’m okay, very sick atm so not feeling well at all. Haven’t been able to sleep and it’s almost half 6 in the morning 😭
felt that.. :'> like watering crops drains all my energy ;-;
and the ||winter outfits, love them!||
OMG. That was my fav thing entering into winter
Oh no, I hope you feel better soon, drink ginger or peppermint tea
ME TOO OMG 
Grrrr. I’m a goose. I’m gonna honk at you ||not really||
im not joking
…but you mentioned in seasoned farmers you’ve done cc and have completed post cc content?
...
Well… there’s a route you can go that you can not do that
I’ll see if i can get some today. I feel terrible 😭
I want a grape
Get some fresh air and hydrate
guys im year 43 and i havent went on the beach yet am i good?
yeah dude
i havent even went to town yet
||I really like Caroline’s… surprisingly||
haley has the best outfit
Does Caroline know how to perform knee surgery though?
Might have to to be honest. Just sat in bed atm playing stardew and wanting a hug. Haven’t felt this ill since I had pneumonia
||I also like Jodi’s cause of her earrings||
what
depends, when is it?
how many hearts do i need to get large milk?
why do you want caroline performing knee surgery
its a spoiler tho
||me too omg it looks very cute! very seasonal imo
i love sam didn’t know be could look that good and haley’s outfit as well||
i put the spoiler thing
!checkthepins
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It can’t be mentioned at all
OH OK
Can Harvey perform knee surgery
Is gold tuna good enough for luau?
ok bud
probably
||I think I like all of them. I was about to mention more and then I realized it was most of them… anyways my favs are probs Haley, Vincent, Willy, and Caroline||
Yummers
what
?
||smoked, yes||
Probably would give you a good reaction but not an amazing reaction. Ya know, but an iridium tuna probably would be better
i saw on the list from the wiki 
Actually iirc gold/iridium count as the same
I got an iridium tilapia I could give
Omg wait… ||I literally gave a gold smoked tuna to my luau
||
That’s terrible, I’m gonna give you a virtual hug


200 or higher friendship points
||some of the outfits kinda lacks the color for me (like evelyn and shane’s) but overall they still look good but not eye catching for me. my faves are similar, just gonna add emily in the mix||
Cow’s are good for cheese
Chbeese
|| I thought I said Emily. But her outfit is actually my favs, probably cause Emily is one of my favs||
Cheese is good food to eat for energy and health
can i have a please burger cheese
No. No eat cow
yummy cow
I swear the fishing in this game… annoying 😭
eat the cow
Only survival burger
now
Do you want a beesechurger
nom nom nom
no. cow borgor
please burger yes
But Emily no eat cow borgor. Emily only like survival burger
ew
And gave carrot…
ew
Cave carrots probably taste earthly
No. They look kinda spicy. Like the dwarf likes them
ew spicy eggplant bread
🤮
Omg dm meee
What if you have a burvival surger
what does that look like? buns upside down?
It’s 2 in the morning
My brain has ran off to do something more productive
makes sense
i want to do the prismatic jelly quest, but all the quests right now arent what i want. do they cycle after some point? or should i accept them and let them die
miles what in the world is that pfp
me with elf filter.
Amazing
perfection tbh
i thought miles was mewing or he’s just a chad tbh
Instead of one patty there are two. And instead of two buns there is one, the bottom bun. And the sandwich is constructed so that the patties are used as the buns and the bottom bun is the patty
^ CA take some notes alr
all natural
omg gosling, you are so smart. thank you for explaining that to me 
i literally just thought buns upside down and that’s it 
scouts brain ran off to goslings brain
Ty ty. I’m an expert in burvival surgers
It’s like filthygorilla’s old selfie
but to answer your question, i’m sure the other quests cycles back
bro was caught up in the glory 😭
they change every monday
But personally I see it easier to just get the quest over with
the jawline was too powerful, i’m afraid 
Ngl the ears are what distracted me
perchance. im in winter year 1 rn too

I thought it was Michael Storen
i love when people say perchance
Mayhaps
hihi who is the best to date in stardew valley 
haley haley haley haley haley haley haley haley haley haley haley haley haley haley haley haley haley haley haley haley haley haley haley haley haley haley haley haley haley haley haley haley
leah
Does anyone like maths? I did my math hw earlier and I am in love with it
i like math when i understand it
Emily. Because bird
which is 1/80th of the time
Haley’s sister Haley’s sister
do you read leah as lee-ah or leah as in yeah
1st
honestly, just gotta go with the character that caught your attention first
Who says the 2nd 
leh-yuh
okay.. 😭😭 but why
i knew that name was urs
haley
i went with fricking alex but im not sure if i even wanna be with him
HI KFC YEAHEAHYEA || 💥 ||
jail
||BOOM||
the real problem is that its not haley
That’s fair. Just leave his ass
what does he do??
😭 sounds british
he lowkey changes but yeah I still got beef
not good for you
if you’re a female farmer
what’d he doooo
He is literally just Alex. He does Alex stuff
wdym
So true 😭😭😭
i'm just too iconic yk.. 😎
he changes from asshole to slightly less asshole
:)
should i divorce him??
it does 
yes and marry leah

You married him already 😭😭😭
Marry robin instead
well divorce is available everywhere online and irl
nooooooo you married alex?
i did yeah 😅😅
I wish
what benefits do i get from leah? what’s the downside
shes so slay and cute
if only i had mods for that 
no downsides
Average switch user or something idk
and very easy to get hearts with
what do i get from her….
yeah, switch kinda sucks :(
is it better to marry leah as a girl or a boy?
So true. I accidentally got her to eight hearts 
accidentally is crazy work
love
w

jkjk just like coffee salad
I gave her cheese whenever I saw her. And then I gave her goat cheese on her birthday
or some random ass plant
I give everyone cheese
how much is it boosted on birthdays?
exactly
who is the best to marry in sdv ahdhajxjnejf
8x i thonk
Idk. But a lot
haley
yeah 8
what does haley do
truth
bullys u
Not penny. Not Shane. Not Alex. Not Eliot. And that’s all my nots for now
gifting someone when it's their birthday will multiply the friendship points you get by 8, allowing you to obtain up to 960 points (40 points away from 4 hearts) 
she has a great character development
ok pennys fine shes just hella boring in my opinion
i legit miss everyones birthday 😥 i will now not do this
That’s why I say not penny

