#stardew-valley
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Fantastic. Another day at my new job. Praying things go smooth. 😂 How are you?
I'm good, just woke up, about to make oatmeal for breakfast, and playing SDV, thanks for asking
Sounds like a good morning to me. Hope you enjoy it!
Hello
Hey Astro!
How are you
Doing good, just woke up, gonna make oatmeal for breakfast, and playing SDV, what about you?
From this it seems so
notedd, thank you so muchhh for all the answer!! 
The light on the dock will be green
only on dock? but if its not on dock it wont show you?
No you’d just have to check the screen if its not on dock
I can charge my switch on dock even if I'm not using it on the tv?
Yeah!
even without hdmi on plug? sorry for asking too many questions😅
I keep mine on the dock when not in use and it always charges as long as the dock is plugged in.
The charger cord needs to be hooked up to the dock, but it doesn't have to be hooked to the TV
oh okok thank you
You can also just plug the charger cord (or any USB-C) into the switch itself and it'll charge.
thank you!
Yeah & no worries, though off topic channels are prob best to ask for next time
but no worries
i think i gave up on waiting for the xbox update
Hello there
Sorry its taking so long for you guys ): if you’re sad about it, just imagine how CA feels 
Also nice pfp

Hey man
wassup julien
Nothing much, gonna play some SDV, you?
just got in bed it’s 5 am. Got unbanned from Val, got my rank back and now i’m resting lol
That’s good to hear
Marry Emily heheh /hj
how can i find dinosour egg
[[Dinosaur_Egg]] @lime grotto
thats so difficult to find
||prehistoric floors in SC|| easiest way
Well, time is the most valuable resource in the game. I'd say so.
The horse's speed bonus stacks with other speed bonuses from food and drinks. So you can drink coffee to... make the horse run faster. Somehow
I like it
It's definitely worth it
But then again, it'll be also up to you how to play your game. No need to rush in getting it if you feel like you're alright with your current walking/running speed and/or if you need those hardwood for other stuff first

thank you all :)
Hello everyone, I’m new to STV and I was wondering if anyone would like to play sometime? I’ll be getting my Switch here soon, so if any of you play on Switch just pm me or reply to this msg ! I would love to make some friends on here, you all seem so lovely.. I’m just looking for someone who can help me out with the game and whatnot lol ! Sadly, I don’t have any friends that play on Switch, so I have decided to come here and ask ! 😪 p.s. Apologies for the long message. 😅
Welcome to the Valley!
here is really helpful for tips! But you can post in #1139016532966506576 and see if anyone is willing to play with you!
Hey Ash, welcome
welcome ash 
Thank you for your help !
Thanks !
Thank you sm !
Anytime
Anytime 
i can play with u probs
I love you all so much

Morning chat
Live LFG co-op in new farmers? It’s like looking at a unicorn
if u wanna add me 6396-7839-5674
HI MINIII
Bet, I would love to play with you !
probably shouldn't share your friend code publically like that
Thank you, and I will as soon as my Switch arrives !!! 🙂
honestly yes you're right but idrc 💀
Hey Mini
Sorryy, maybe you should’ve just messaged me it instead? 😭
alright

cries in console update

First day of work gang missed the bus because nobody told me it'd be early 😍
Real

I'm so sorry to hear that
Hi guys Im new can I marRy robin
Morning
Hi Julien!

Heeyy anaira 

Hi guys
Jumpscare warning
Hello Zumi
AMANIII

:3
Hey Poech
huh
Maow
whered the bee go
whats it taste like
I'll repost it in images and memes dw
Crunchy
like dry crunchy or dull crunchy
Salty crunchy
oh i reckon it needs honey then
I'm gonna do some application for jobs
allo julieenn!! 
Good luck Julien!
PES PES!!!!
omg u finally have a nickname that's uh 2 letters of from mine pes
AUTOCORRECT
i keep mistaking you for that one blonde gorl in death note 😭
Wait wha — 😭
best of luck!!
That's my pfp so it makes sense
LMAO WTF
wait it is 💀
NOT PES 💀
i thought it was the girl from that gambling anime
Misa Amane my beloved
Nope, it's misa
IM CRHING
Seb as N lol
look similar when far 😭
😭 😭
DONT YOU EVER DISRESPECT MISA LIKE THAT AGAIN
LMAOOO
Misa is a fashion icon
N has white hair tho, seb would be L
who's N
Oops I meant L LOL
oh is that L's son
Lewis as Watari
the little twerp
Who tf is N omg its been a while
N is the successor
i dropped it
I never got that far
I got mad when misa started getting less screentime lmao
Bro imagine sebastian sitting like L
Barefoot and everything 
-Makes a mod-
As someone who HATES feet, I would divorce him immediately
Lebastian
Don’t click on this then: || 🦶 ||
do u levitate
Krobus as Ryuk and... Crop fairy as Rem?
I hate other people's feet, it's weird cause I'm always barefoot at home
But I hate when people have they dawgs out in public
omg real
Shane does
He bought them for willy but liked them too much and kept them
I mean why?? What if someone wanted to wear sandals or flip flops like
Don't like it don't stare at peoples dawgs
I'm talking abt mfs who go BAREFOOT
Like, DO NOT WALK DOWN THE SIDEWALK BAREFOOT
I've seen a couple mfs bare foot at Walmart like they gonna pick up something
Weirdos
Anywayss
I'm gonna draw haley as misa
hello!
i didn't know that was allowed 💀
hi
Hello there
hiya

thats an adorable emote
Ikr!
Gonna make it to work chat
Real I love it
good luck!
Thx 
Have a great day Mini!
Thank youuu!! 

Wow, that is a combo emote
A crossover I never knew I needed

sanmich
Welcome! 
i need a forbidden romance where u marry the merchant except it turns out that she was a spy of the gotoro empire and then you have to illegally immigrate to the gotoro empire and start your newfound life in the country while trying to not be killed by the enemy military forces
Interesting first message 😭💀
That is — intense LMAO
Let me know when that mod drops 
i wish
Yo gimme ur ao3 or sum /j
erm
Id read it
wait unironically i should write a fanfic omg
tysm for the idea
nah but I dont think ill even get a chapter done anytime soon tho im bad at working on personal projects
Same

heya, whats yalls fav charecter?
Still existing for coffee is so real I fear
Sebastian tho
Olivia from sve and shiro from rsv
Love the pfp btw
ooooooooo nice! leah for me
I can’t say in this channel sadge
Leah
Leah
But my fav spouse is Emily
nice!

could smb help, I already messed up but how do I place the trees more in the middle (Greenhouse), I cannot space them out correctly. rip money
But Krobus is a close second
!optimalgreenhouse
Optimal layouts for different sprinkler types and for fruit trees can be found on the wiki page for the greenhouse: https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Greenhouse
:p
whos your least favorite?
Whats the command for how far things should be spaced from trees

Penny.
!trees or !fruittrees
Trees require one tile of space in every direction in order to grow. Normal trees can share a tile, but fruit trees cannot.
Once fully grown, you are able to place anything next to them.
(The left side shows the space needed for trees on their own, the right side shows the space needed for trees to be planted near each other.)
Weird but both would be Abigail and Seb ..

o dont like shane tbh
I gave up
Real
🤨
thanks for helping but I guess my problem's not gonna get solved
I don’t like marrying Shane. Which is really unfortunate because I think he has such great potential. But his dialogue & room just AINT IT
Wdym? The command shows you how to space your greenhouse
Looks like a seagull
yep I already looked up a video before but I am not able to place them there :/
No surely it’s a baygull
I guess easier the candidate. The less effort the dev have to put out?
hes MEANNNNN
You are, you just gotta figure it out
Saplings go on the sides, like the picture shows 
Shane has good character development
He's mostly depressed
can I send you a picture of what I mean private?
Same with pam
wich gets thrown out the window after mariage doesnt it?
As am I
SO WAS HALEY! YOU ARE A STRANGER WHEN YOU FIRST ARRIVE, LOGICALLY NOT EVERYONE IS GONNA BE NICE
Not sure
It takes so much effort for anything to be added to a game, maybe he just wanted a candidate that wasn’t developing right idk
Wouldn't marry tbh
Nope, he stayed sober for me😒
send in #images-and-memes please I’ll check there
STILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL, HALLEY CHANGES (perm i think)
I'm on level 87, only 13 more to go
okok
I love haley
And then after 100 you got 20
Nice Julien! Only 7ish hours of chatting for you
Unless u men the server
HALEY WAS MEAN AT THE START AND SO WAS SHANE, ONCE YOU BEFRIEND THEM THEY ARE NICE
My bad gang I'm a little slow
i never really interacted with the website before but even just reading some of the tags of stardew fics on there got me traumatized 💀
Right
Holy shit, 98 more levels for me:D
i still no like shane, hailley i havent spoken too more than once in all playthrough
A common mistake
Ao3 and wattpad are scary places
I think im almost level 200 
They horrify me beyond what I thought was possible
Right
I'm being sociable in this server
Same
Massive you problem, they are such sweethearts once you befriend them😒
I love you guys so much, I love being here

I'm antisocial as hell but this server is so nice and I even talk in vc sometimes
im fine with that, ill be happy in my lil leah corner
Thanks for spoilering that but still refrain from talking about it
I knew I smelled a queer
I don't want you to get in trouble
I can’t explain for fear of getting banned
Sorry it was me
ill delete it now
Dang
Good morning!
Good evening~
Morning :)
hiya
Goooood morning Vietnam!!!
I mean it's Pride Month, so I'm surprised the aroma isn't omnipresent
Question. Does anyone likes Pam?
i think penny does
....
not rly- but shes alr with me
no like, as a parent
Someone had to like Pam enough for Penny to even exist
as a parent no
I like her as a character and I think she's sympathetic, but obviously she's terrible to Penny and I think it'd be healthier if they weren't living together and had time to work through all that baggage/trauma
Pam’s ok but definitely not my favorite
How about Demetrius? Lewis?
demetrus, doesnt he disrespect his wife?
Kent?
Not really.
Yes:)
worst part is the author said they would be adding another chapter asgsvshdjbsb
I hate penny, she doesn't know when to stay away from a married man😒
no but he doesn't like seb compared to maru
I think Lewis is silly lol. He has flaws but he clearly had a good relationship with the player's grandpa and he's nice to you for the most part. But also he should treat Marnie better!!! Demetrius I'm neutral towards but I recently learned he might not be that great towards Robin so that might change lol
ohhhhhh rightttttttttt, well i mean i dont mind him
Seb is his adopted son. Maru is his biological daughter
She keeps hanging around Sam even if you marry hin😤
ahh yes i love that he uses taxpayer money to build gold statues of himself 😊😊😊
yea but still
no???😭
oh no
I’m gonna be real
Idc what Demetrius attitude with Maru is like
But he kicked Seb’s snowman
That’s unforgivable
Whoops. Wrong reply
I’m pelting him with rocks
Wait what
he did WHAT
Demetrius needs to be banished
Yep
wait oops minor spoilers
exactly
And as new mayor of the town and Yoba, I say banished him
Yup he did that
Otherwise I wouldn’t hate him this much
ok now i hate him
I did not know that 😂
I hate neglectful
Inhale
“Parents”
Well... Maru is sometimes like that in her hearts event
I don't like maru either, she pisses me off
Not as bad as her dad thugh
Then again I just hate like everyone
i love seb sm
YAYYY!
no but maru is good shes just abit spoiled
Relatable
The apple doesn't far from the tree
Tbh I think Maru and Seb both don't treat each other very well
I love Maru. She’s so underrated
where is the most reliable source of hardwood?
Log
Maru wants a relationship with Seb. Wdym?
secret forest
At least Maru talks to you about Seb
She asks you if you knew Seb and her are half siblings cuz they look nothing alike. And she wishes Seb and her could be closer
ITS ALL YOUR FAULT DEMETRIUS
It is
what
Oh sorry I forgot this!
as siblings.... right?
She says she wants to have a better relationship with him but he doesn’t
right?
understandible ffom sebs pov
Yeah I remember Sebastian not being very nice to Maru
And he only doesn’t cuz of how Demetrius treated him vs Maru
Again
All Demetrius’s fault that little…
?
Demetrius is an overprotective dad. Threatened the farmer on maru's 2 hearts event
What else would it be
sorry ao3 scarred me too much
If you call him out, he gets humbled
_>
I don't like the overprotective father trope lol I always end up annoyed by it because it's always Overprotective Father -> Daughter, like Seteth from FE3H. I still ended up liking him though
But -100 heart points. So you'll lose out a good chunk
He got scolded by his beloved daughter, otherwise he wouldn’t be so humble
Understandable from both. But Seb shouldn’t fault her for it
Idk what robin sees in him. they argue all the time plus
Deserved
ok but, does anyone here like harvey
I love Harvey!!!
That Harvey TikTok brought in so many fans
i dont mind him
yea but idk how ppl like picles
It's a lesson he needs to learn.
Also I can just give him a gold Strawberry and he'll be happy again
I love pickles so much
Being hated by Demetrius is actually an personal achievement
I’m showing up to his house and hang out with his beloved daughter and piss him off
My favorite male bachelor is Elliott though. I always married one of the girls because I'm gay but if I ever play as a guy I'll probably marry Elliott
They're married couple. They do that. I mean compare pierrie with Caroline. Jodi and Kent
Elliott definitely gives me the most feminine vibes
Do that on his birthday. It'll give 800 points.
Pierre and Caroline and Jodi and Kent don’t argue
Out of all the bachs
no but robin always like talks behind his back and stuff, plus the other older couples seem to be getting along alor better
Not all relationships are perfect
Plus
I do think Robin likes a… romantic man… even if bro has 0 common sense and 0 ability to be a proper father
But Caroline cheated on Pierre. That's how you get Abigail
But Demetrius is kinda 4weird lol
robin should marry elliott then.
Headcanon
Not a headcanon. It's logic though
It’s not really
Canon
The pieces are there but nothing is confirmed
It's just theories.
Anything not confirmed outright by the source is technically a hc
That’s what it is yeah
then again this is the world where theres magic and fantasy creatures and talking woodland apples
Hey Milky! @sleek sparrow
Well explain why was Caroline in the wizard tower
Well explain why you go there
What if a girl just want to visit the wizard’s tower…
I don’t remember her saying she went inside, I thought she just said she went by there
Doing good, about to play SDV, gonna do job application later, but thanks for asking, what about you?
[[Caroline#Quotes]]
I’ve been drawing, and sleeping, and stardewing
Life is good ~~ we don’t talk about the exam I fumbled last week~~
No yea Caroline didn’t say she went inside the tower
She just takes walks by there
And Abigail can sometimes be spotted near the tower too
She says she took walks there but I don’t think she says she goes in
One of Abigail's routes is staying literally beside the wizard tower.
@magic frigate sorry for the ping but I have a dm, can you please check?
Yea and…. What does that prove
In Caroline's defense if I was a housewife and lived in a small town with a population of like. 20. And there was a giant stone tower just chilling in the forest I, too, would spend the bulk of my time there LOL
It’s heavily implied that Abigail is Wizard’s daughter but nothing is confirmed
Abigail is actually Linus’s daughter cuz her route makes her play her musical instrument near Linus
That’s good to hear, I love your new pfp
Yup it’s the cutest me I’ve ever drawn
It's in her +8 heart dialogue
everyone lets be honest here, the wizard basically studied magic his entire life i dont think its too far fetched to say that he could basically put a spell on anyones child if he wanted
When I was deep in the sdv sauce I remember finding a joke theory that Linus was ||the original founder of Joja Co who lives as a wild man now to atone for his creation of a giant mega corporation|| and it was so funny to me I was tempted to just accept it
There's no perfect individual in the game... Well except for Linus.
He doesn't have any anger issues with you (to the farmer)
oh ive heard of itt
Yea what I took from that quote is
|| Caroline likes to take walks to the wizard’s tower, Pierre has jealousy issues that’s why the walks have to be secret, and Abigail was born after they moved in ||
LMFAO MILKY PLS
You take that back, Emily has never done anything wrong in her whole life ever
Let’s be real…. Grandpa is Caroline’s baby daddy /j
It’s logical
Maybe she just wanna see her real dad sometimes
i wonder what abby studies for college
True
Probably the same with seb
oh no-
Maybe digital art…?
Art can be part of game development
Heavily implied but yeah still not confirmed though
Not saying I don’t believe it, just saying you can’t say its canon
Graphic design maybe?
I dont see her wanting to develop a game
She looks like the type to just want to play a game without needing to know how it’s made
Graphic design could be something she’d wanna do
bc she says she takes online courses and is currently in college
The currently in college part I’ve never heard of
But I suppose doctorate is still technically
A college degree… ig…
honestly this is a stretch but maybe history bc she seems interested in like obscure things
i don't remember really well but one Line of dialogue that says she can stay at her parents place for free until she finishes college
Where's the option in-game where I can spend all my hard earned moneys to build a fucking school in Pelican Town /j
Lewis here's my taxpayer money build a school
Where’s the in-game option where I can spend my hard earned money to build a fucking house for Seb to move out of that terrible household /lh
instead of pams house they shoulda had a school and it can also be pam and penny living place (so it is true that teachers live at school after all)
Like
I don’t wanna marry him
But I can build him a house-
I wonder what Pelican Town did before their one and only doctor moved into town lol (logically I guess they probably just had another doctor but)
It's in the wiki. That's include where their routes are
isnt zuzu city like a 30min drive
Lol everytime they need doctors they drive to Zuzu city
Or took the bus (which presumably hadn't yet broken down) to the city
Again
That does not confirm anything about this theory as canon
It’s heavily implied but not canon
True!
If it’s still left up to player’s interpretation it’s not canon
What can I plant in spring
Strawberry or rhubarb
i saw a theory that pelican town is a ghost town and you died on your way arriving to the valley and thats why no one ages and you can see granpa and theres other spirits and creatures and magic etc
When the strawberry will be available
So what did they do after the bus is broken..
In shop
The wiki should have a list of crops under the Spring page!
Egg festival is the only place it’s sold
ancient seed
Do i need to wait festival
Oh strawberries can only be bought at the festival iirc
It's my second year
I always saved mine for Y2
You can leave the valley. Other characters leave the valley. All of you can interact with things outside the valley
Sounds like someone just wanted to be edgy
? so
no i legit saw it somewhere
I dont have
oh
I have a theory
Okay but that doesn’t prove anything lol 💀
Um.. well
you probably have access to the desert in your second year surely
The person who wrote that is an idiot
Get some || rhubarb seed ||
okay rude but whatever
I need some money for unlock desert
➡️ 💰
I just have 38 k gold and I need to use it on the crops for spring
Your kids age but that’s it
If everyone is a ghost, the mayor would be terrified of everyone and himself rather than just the old mariner
Hm
What’s good before strawberry and rhubarb but not potato….
The one who wrote the afterlife nonsense clearly has not thought this through
...It was Elliott wasn't it
-
no one is terrified of the old mariner
-
why would the mayor be terrified of himself
Maybe this entire world of stardew is the afterlife and everything outside of pelican town is the afterlife too
Arguing over headcanons is lame, I said what I said 
SDV is where I can finally realize my dream of home ownership /j
agreed
ahh elliott hater, that makes sense now
I’ll argue for canon tho
||/hj||
~~ SDV is where I can finally realize my dream of being productive ~~
Lewis is terrified of the old mariner and I have evidence
TRUE
Ooooo. What is it?
I didn’t even know mariner got referenced by anyone else
what evidence
It's right here #stardew-valley message
I also have evidence that Elliott is running from the Duolingo owl
I was not expecting the Luigi 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
How is a dialogue not a proof if it's in the game/scripts
sure because lewis being luigi is somehow more believable than a ghost town.
Cuz it doesn’t say “Abigail is the wizard’s daughter” therefore it’s not canon
maybe don’t take it too seriously lmao
Because its not directly saying that Abigail is his daughter, again its heavily implied, but its Headcanon
It absolutely is.
Fr lol like what’s going on
i cant tell if you're joking or not
The entire Luigi theory is a joke brother
Is it more believable than a ghost town if I am?
Is it more believable than a ghost town if I'm not?
It's in the dialogue of the game. You just have to piece it together.
yes but yall dont need to call me edgy i just shared a thing that i saw somewhere
No one directly says it. It’s just theory lol
Theres still a slim chsnce that its all a big coincidence
I literally said I think Abigail is Wizard’s daughter too but its not canon lmfao
I didn’t say that
Giga did
But he said the person who wrote that theory is edgy, not you
I didn't call you edgy.
I called the one who wrote it edgy and an idiot.
Unless...
But everyone knows its an affair lol
:/
How about instead of headcanon we call it interpretive subtext lol
less contentious or something
Too long
How about notcanon
LOL
1 less letter milky im crying 💀😭
even if i did come up with that, how would that make me edgy and an idiot?
being imaginative makes you an idiot?
Vibes are not it right now
The vibes are not optimal. You're all pretty. Calm down 
Hey Kat
Hi Julien
Sometimes I am actually proud of my ability to be sassy
How are you?
💅
Waarrrmmmm. Just out shopping. How's your day?
I mean that the exact point of piecing the dialogue together. You formulate it and give reason to it. Otherwise. The game would lose its fun if it's given to you directly. Unless concerned ape were to add more dialogue and more thing to do.
Pierre's heart event when you are snooping in their room. What was he asking you to forget that he have to find a different location for them.
I'm getting so impatient with my laptop coming back from repairs to play SDV again that I'm almost tempted to open it on my switch....
I’m no longer discussing this personally
Sorry your laptop isn’t working 
I wasn't to begin with its just fun to watch
Because ghost town theories are extremely cliché and have been for decades. The one who wrote this clearly has not had an original thought in their head for their entire life and is just vomiting out the same garbage they've been seeing elsewhere
What’s everyone’s fav cooked dish in game
I originally bought the game with a gift card for my switch and played it on that for a few years but I bought it again on sale on steam because I wanted to support a game I loved + the switch port is good, but I wanted to play PC
I love this emote tbh
If it's based off what I'd like best irl then probably maki roll
Salad would be the 'best' when mining
I'm far to indeicive
Ikr
Gives a bunch of energy
Not a damn thing in this game has meat bro…
It’s fried egg for me
Simple and delicious (with running yolk)
It was so silly. I was given an Acer Nitro 17 for my birthday from friends brand new, then 3 months in a line of dead pixels appeared on my screen
Just imagine it.. with meat 
Oh that sucks
at least it was free tho
The customer support was actually very helpful though
Spaghetti could be implied with meat. But maybe it's just tomatoes and cheese
Pizza may be just Margherita pizza
My day is going good, just playing SDV for the day, and probably going to a restaurant tonight, for my father’s Day, but thanks for asking
Yeah true!!! Though rip to the week's worth of FFXIV subscription time I had being wasted rn
Well... No... There's no red meat but there are seafood and fish
I want red meat
Fish is technically meat
Pescatarian farmer living the dream
I want to eat the roast Linus cook, and Gus’s barbecue, and the random ham in one festival
There's bugmeat
God I’m not going through this convo again
Bug steak was added in a later update, farmer intended to be pescatarian


Hey Kejty
YES LINUS ROAST LOOKS SO GOOD
Like, we can see the meatballs but there is no meat in the recipe. 
am i stuck in some cyclic deja vu
I've thought about switching over to a pescatarian diet before lol not for any real reason other than I love seafood
hii!
Wait…… there’s balls in it?????
How did I not notice that
yep
I think its the best/healthiest diet tbh
I like red meat and carbs too much to go on any kind of diet
no cheese even
I used to be vegan. Idk how

That can be seen as omurice ngl
A yellow thing that looks like egg
And a red thing that looks like sauce
Omurice
omuricuuuu
There used to be a butchering skill. But was just scrapped. The pink bugmeat was a recolored steak
Never heard of that ingredient before
My grandmother was incidentally pescatarian it wasn't an active mindset but she was from Japan and just didn't really like pork or beef on a personal level so we had a lot of seafood growing up (and delicious Japanese food 😋)
Yummm
Yup, seen the old blogpost about it
It's very old. Info
I eat meat but I'm kinda glad it was scrapped because I would be too attached to the cute animal-shaped pixels to eat them 😂
Unless the players wanted it to be implemented
I guess that's the reason
you'd also need more frequent births
In harvest moon. You can actually injure the animals. With your tools. It would make them be unhappy.
It'd be hard to balance unless it was just that happy animals sell for way more.
And then it's weird that you get the best profit from sending happy animals to their deaths 
It's just a re-implementation
You don’t kill the animals, they get sent to a place & you get meat from a magical meat tree or something
I hope you are doing lovely today Anaira
Thanks you too Julien! As always

Good morniiing ❤️
mornin!
Morning!
Morning
Welcome! 
& morning
Thank you 😊
Hello Mochi
Thanks Anaira, I appreciate you, you are the best
Thanks Julien! Back at you! 
alex is my housewife :3
I’m gonna do it I’m gonna start romancing someone today 😤
Oooo who?
It’s very cool!
I like the colors!!
Would anyone get joja cola if it was rebalanced. Say. Gain 100energy but lose 25hp
I have to work 5 straight nights this week
, but remember what I'm fighting for?
(Galaxies-Stratovarius 🇫🇮)
Idkkkk I can’t choose between Sebastian or Elliot
So I’ll marry both 😈 /jk
I'm Team Elliott there but Seb is good too
hell no
still trash
greenrain tmrw, get your umbrellas
I feel like it's too late to marry Haley, but I am instantly close to grinding to upgrade my house
I’d say date both at same time & see who fancies you more
It’s never too late lol
I’m a homie hopper til I die ✨
Slay. Life’s too short
im team all the male spouses are kinda boring but i dont wanna be straight so i have to play as the female character
lol in all seriousness tho I will do this 😆
Right now I'm trying to pen down what kind of runs I want to do when I get my laptop back. I want to try each farm at least once but I want some variation in each playthrough to keep things from going stale. I have some ideas like maybe forest farm being an orchard-focused farm (idk how well this would work though) but I'm still trying to iron it out
Not quite challenge runs but just different focuses I guess
That’s the fun of the game, you play how you want to
Ye!!
My first ever playthrough that was dead in the water (no pun intended) was Riverland Farm because I went off pure aesthetics and was not aware they actually had mechanical differences LOL
It. Did not work out.
100 energy. 75gold minus 25hp. It would be cheaper than a salad
ye but you'd need smth to gain your hp
That is totally not worth it LOL
I can get 100 energy from another food easily with no hp loss
But it's cheaper. Again. It's a cheaper alternative
Salmonberries tho
You need hp early/mid game too, not just energy, unless you don’t plan on doing any combat for the day
Maybe -10 hp is better
25 is a freaking lot
fr
I lived off the spring onion diet in the first half of spring LMAO
Nice lol
my first days in SDV were like: got 2 energy -> need to sleep
did not even use any food til like summer

i just hoarded everything in chests like a maniac
I never bought food from the saloon because I was cheap lol. My farmer was living the Linus life until I got a kitchen lol
real
Lv0 combat farmer drinks four joja colas and wakes up at Harvey's after having their stomach pumped
plot twist: you wake up after 3 days
LMFAOOOO
why does marnie hate being at her store
morning guys
That made me giggle so hard I almost woke bf up
Good morning!
Well that's the point of it though. Isn't joja cola a sort of energy drink in the game since cola have caffeine. And it's not particularly healthy for you
i have been following her for 2 days she doesent want to be in her store
Hi duo! 
my animals were hungry for two days because of her
Anaira is the amazing person

yeah very rude
Hello there
No I know I was just saying 25 is a lot lmao 😭 for 100 energy
It's a cheaper alternative as opposed to be spending 200 gold
Thanks Julien
you’re the nicest person here!
forages are life-savers
i just use whatever i have in my inventory lol
(smallmouth bass heals 65 energy at iridium holy)
That’s actually not bad
Maybe on the next game. I'll try to do a beer only run.
Not get energy from anything else. Just buy beer from Gus.
Gl with that speed debuff

The funniest part is that combat training is necessary to drink more than four colas at once and stay on your feet
1.5. no speed debuff implemented yet. Mobile
?
It gives tipsy debuff in 1.5
ye just like wine

i love that emote
Tipsy debuff has been in for years, it was a thing since at least 1.2 (when I first viewed the scene where Shane offers you one)
Same lmao
On the farm yes but elsewhere not necessary
counter the debuff with spicy eel or something like that
crab cake
counter it with crab cake
It’s only 30 seconds but still. That’s a lot of time for me 
I would wanna try to have bunch of coffee. With paths around. Then farm stone for staircases
not|| jade?||
Use ||jade|| for staircases

||jade|| or|| jade|| 🤔 (the editting of this makes it look goofy)
||desert trader|| is a spoiler
o yeah

Well, me and my family are gonna do something for my dad, like out to a restaurant somewhere
enjoy!
Thanks Kejty, hope you are doing well
have a good time
Enjoy!
that's a bit of Hamlet vibe
thanks! yeah i'm doing fine, two days until my state exams so stressing and studying
Ooo no bus yet?
Gotcha, soon!
Fall in this game is so nice
true
Oh gods, the scenario keeps getting better.
"Doctor, what happened!?"
"I've never seen anything like it--"
"Was it a monster from the caves?"
"Or an accident with explosives in the mines?"
"Or the train running them over?"
"They didn't try sneaking up to where they don't belong, I can assure you that much."
"Who are y--"
"No, no, no! It was worse. They... They drank four Joja Colas at once!"
"Lightweight."
LMAO
shane 💀
On my cheated game. Gave myself 999mil. 1k salads and 5k prismatic shards. And a galaxy hammer. But that's a game. My current game is unaltered
make salads iridium trust
also spoilers
||galaxy hammer||
!checkthepins
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Oh, right, the weapon is a lil secret
🤫
You make potato juice 🤢
I believe any fruit or vegetable can be kegged
If this is about that one special order from Pam, then yeah-- potato juice from kegged potatoes is the correct answer for it
(...To her disappointment, I hear)
other than sgb
Hello Giga
They should change tomato from vegetable to fruit. Demetrius is right on that
Tomato wine ):
I think you mean ketchup 
Hey Ama
hey Julien :3

Hello the people of Stardew valley
Hello Boss
But what if I gave you a fruit salad and it had tomato
I dont like tomatoes so i wouldnt eat it anyways
So, should I get Miner or Geologist? (+1 ore per vein or chance for gems to appear in pairs)
Miner
I heard miner was better for minmax runs but I usually chose my skills to match my character
I'm guessing it's for early stuff
So I went geologist lol
Well it would make sense the flavor wouldn't be that great but it would make sense.
What's up with Shane's dialogue?
Well it is botanically classified as a fruit but like so is squash. It's a culinary vegetable (there's no botanical classification for a vegetable iirc) so I would like to argue against Demetrius on that one lol

I've seen videos of people where they kill mummies and they explode and not just getting smashed. Is it a mod or...?
It takes more than four cans to put him down.

Sounds like a combination of ||Crusader weapon and Napalm Ring||
I'd use neither, honestly. They're going to chase me towards the rocks I wanna blast anyway, so I take them down there and blast the enemies and rocks at the same time
To be more clear, ||the napalm ring does not trigger without dealing the killshot on the mummy; reducing it to a pile of bandages is not enough on its own. Crusader weapons can bypass this and slay them directly; the Napalm Ring will then coincidentally set off an explosion where the mummy was killed||
Oh wow I remember this song dominating Flipnote Studio in the late 2000s/very early 2010s
Ok
Nah it takes this to put him down
Drinking punch would have been healthier
Hey Shane, have you had Penny’s famous punch yet?
Funny sticker emote
"Buh?"
🤛
lol
Ohhh thank youuu!! Completely forgot about that ring!
level 5 foraging, do i pick
forester
or
gatherer
Gatherer has aLv10 evolution, Botanist, that is extremely powerful. Forester's aren't as meaningful in comparison
You can swap at will for a 10k fee tho
I'd go for gatherer
Guys thermal boots or tundra boots
Also should I give the dwarf gadget to Gunther or keep it
Keep it for reasons
which gives more immunity
Haiii
go forester!!!
Thermal
nah, gatherer is generally much better unless you want to harvest tons of wood
ise thermal
I've heard of people picking Forester at Lv5 and then flipping to Gatherer&Botanist at Lv10, even with the fee.
I think I would still prefer Gatherer for a couple extra Fire Quartz and beach forage, myself. But I can see the value of Forester if you cut a lot of trees before the swap
Why immunity?
defense sucks
immunity makes u have a lower chance of getting debuffs
like the slime one
or whatever
Yes I have experienced it
How's everyone
Decent hbu
Meh
wood
Level 5 foraging is really controversial
Hey, which would be better for completing museum collection buying artefact troves or just cracking open omni geodes?
hello im new
||artifact troves|| for well, artifacts. Omnigeodes for minerals
does anyone know how to get kids
2nd upgrade of house
yes
and then be married
||You have to upgrade your house 2 times, marry someone and then wait||
also is ur pfp anya?
yeah
it says you have to be married 7 days and then it is a 5% each day
DAMN
anya gang
alex must be real shy
hi rs welcome!! 
What does the dog do?
block the doorway at 1:50am
In 1.6 ||it can bring you things||
||do I need to make it full hearts||
Yes
Ok
What the dog doin?
oh and 1 point for grandpas evaluation if u get it to max hearts
y3 thing
hi all, any 1.6 news for console yet? 
it wouldve been posted in #bulletin-board
other than 2 tweets no
tho
Nope
#archived-update-spoilers message still only that
Can someone help me with Linus's basket I still cant find it
it’s at the end of the tunnel from the bus stop
What and how to feed chicks and calves
Ohhh
so you go through the tunnel at the bus stop and then go all the way down
yall whats the best fall crop
Pumpkin
From what I'm
Told it's cranberrys
Beat fall crop is prob cranberry bc it regrows
pumpkin and cranberry imo
cranberries without processing
so cranberry?
pumpkins if ur jarring, kegging, etc
!hay
Done
also they can eat grass if they're outside
pet them
outside or inside (fences around) chickens?
Outside
y
Make sure they got food and try again tomorrow
What if you could romance Jodi in year 1 and if you can achieve marriage you should be able to steal her from Kent 

Is there Short grass? I think the tall one doesnt look real good, and slows you down, and with the dirt ground its the same
Bc there's something blocking it from growing
no
what could it possibly be
the sprinkler omg









