stardew-valley

[gleaming socket]

THAT FAMILY IS SO HRHSHSH

Sam>

[fleet dawn]

I want to get kids so i can slingshot them

[snow lichen]

HOLY YOBA I GOT LUCKY WITH CORN HARVESTS AND GOT EXACTLY 5 GOLD QUALTIY

[grand nymph]

fancy all of them

[gleaming socket]

Agreed

[young shale]

if sam does one more cute thing i might have to fall for him

I CANT DECIDE ON MY SPOUSE

[grand nymph]

gonna go into cardiac arrest if i dont get this stupid eel

[young shale]

its gonna end in divorce regardless i j know

[grand nymph]

OR MY APPLEESSSSS

[gleaming socket]

Ive been with Sam since 1.4 istg he is so

[inner wave]

Maybe I'll be a crazy cat lady with no spouse

Wonder how many cats I can get on the farm

[snow lichen]

thats a 1.6 spoiler ish?

[young shale]

what ticks me off abt sam is that as a spouse its like having a kid n that will lead me to divorce him

[gleaming socket]

Dude I wanna play co op with someonee

[snow lichen]

me

:D

[gleaming socket]

Legit?

[snow lichen]

yes

[grand nymph]

i need a seperate game where u find ur spouse

[snow lichen]

ivew been looking for coop for like 5 months

[gleaming socket]

OK hop on one of the vc

[snow lichen]

i dont vc usually btw

[gleaming socket]

Oh OK then

[snow lichen]

your farm or mine

[gleaming socket]

You choose

[slate juniper]

dude my dog is blocking my way in and its 1:20 am

omg finally moved just in time

[grand nymph]

wait how else can i get apples or is it only trees

[young shale]

oh noes i reached 8hearts w sam

i gave him cola man i didnt think it would top it off

[prime elm]

travelling trader or whatevef

[grand nymph]

omg stupid trader only selling a summer spangle

swear thats a word i shouldnt be saying

[violet swan]

whats a good way to make money in winter without a greenhouse

[vestal urchin]

WHY THEY IN MY HOUSE

[prime elm]

mines

[vestal urchin]

fish or ||sc for iridium||

[grand nymph]

mate i forgot nothing grows in winter

[prime elm]

winter seeds

[vestal urchin]

☠️

[grand nymph]

omg yea

[vestal urchin]

[grand nymph]

I CAUGHT AN EEL

I LOVE MY LIFEE

[uncut oar]

i hate eels

with every atom in my body

i despise them

[young shale]

why

[uncut oar]

idk tbh

[grand nymph]

got 4 eels why am i the goat

[uncut oar]

wow winning life

[grand nymph]

literally

[turbid spade]

.

[young shale]

how the hell did u have that much space

unless this was accumulated over the years

[vestal urchin]

3 harvests of straberries, minus the 2 spots the meteor took from me

i couldve done a lot more but i had to wait til egg fest for the seeds

meantime js planted rhubarbs

[violet swan]

what does the ||statue do thats next to the door into skull cavern||

[upper pasture]

wait no im tripping

it is that

[vestal urchin]

i js assumed the skull with the button

who would willingly do hard mode

[upper pasture]

tried it twice

never again

[young shale]

waittt i wanna do that

[final dune]

Its super endgame

[prisma vale]

wooo officially in year 2

[upper pasture]

wait i forgot its post cc

[young shale]

awww :< i wanted to do it

do i need the quest for it to work

[final dune]

Once you complete the quest for it you can do it whenever

[young shale]

i hate it here

[final dune]

But also yeah it kinda sucks

[young shale]

i wanna unlock it neow

[upper pasture]

have u finished cc?

[young shale]

yes

[upper pasture]

its hell

[young shale]

i want ittt

[upper pasture]

do u know how to get it or do u want me to tell u

[young shale]

tell me

[upper pasture]

alr in #stardew-spoilers

[tame sky]

fish or mining

[tawny agate]

I got Jumino plush

[runic sable]

im almost in y3 and my cc isnt completed am i cooked? 😭

[upper pasture]

nope

finished cc my first playthrough in y4

[runic sable]

im a rich man (in materials) though.

[vestal urchin]

me w wood

[sour summit]

Why didn't Marnie bring my new cat yet?

[runic sable]

i have autopetters, a full barn, full coop, THREE sheds, a few silos..

[vestal urchin]

jeez

[young shale]

i havent been on my main for a while so i walk around my house and ||got so scared seeing a giant tortoise sitting in the hall||

[upper pasture]

did u make 1k yet

[young shale]

damn i dont even got autopetters

[inner wave]

That's the life who cares when we complete cc

[vestal urchin]

what im sayin

[sour summit]

Is that a requirement for a kitty?

[young shale]

but im abt to buy some from marnie w a mod i have cuz i cant be petting these guys

[runic sable]

im about to have freaking all iridium tools before i finish the cc 😭

[sour summit]

I don't remember

[upper pasture]

u need to have made 1k

it happens on i think a wed or fri

[sour summit]

Ohh. I am close then

All the luck

[runic sable]

wait are those technically spoilerable

uh oh

[hasty walrus]

Hi I’m new here I’ve got a question

[upper pasture]

ask away!

[hasty walrus]

Is it possible to change your name permanently?

[upper pasture]

mhm

let me look if i have to spoiler it or not

[hasty walrus]

Alright

[upper pasture]

ill spoiler it just incase

||in the wizards house in the basement theres a statue that u can use to change ur name||

[hasty walrus]

And it changes it permanently?

[midnight violet]

you just need like 2 stars with the wizard

[midnight violet]

yes

[upper pasture]

you can always rechange it but yeah

[upper pasture]

i thought it was 4?

[hasty walrus]

Ok thank you!!

[terse juniper]

i was preparing stuff for the cc before i had it unlocked them remembered i turned remixed bundles on sob

[jade river]

It is 4

[upper pasture]

aww thats the worst

[quasi stag]

I do not like gathering coal

[tulip pebble]

it becomes easier late game but early on its so painful

[midnight violet]

oh my bad

hes pretty easy to befriend if you go mining a lot though

[upper pasture]

Yeah i just grind the little uhh

[jade river]

yeah j give him all ur essence

[upper pasture]

those soots

[quasi stag]

Dust sprites hate me

[upper pasture]

😭

[paper shell]

Why don't I have permission to speak in any of the voice channels

[upper pasture]

u need lvl 5

[paper shell]

ah, how do i get that?

is it a talking thing

[upper pasture]

just by talking in the channels

mhm

[paper shell]

How many sentences, or is it based off of words, I dont really like to type as I'm not the fastest at it.

[quasi stag]

i think its amount of messages but you arent allowed to spam

im not sure though

[upper pasture]

if i remember it counts the amount of messages every 30 seconds or minute

[violet swan]

i cant find any snow yams, is there like a location they spawn

[paper shell]

That's so painful because I have nothing to say in any of these chats expect complaining about nothing to say XD

[upper pasture]

so u get xp every minute or so

[upper pasture]

😭 yeah its pretty annoying

[upper pasture]

i usually find it in artifact spots

[paper shell]

You tryna talk about potatos with me and other nice yummies forthe next 4 levels or so

[young shale]

make besties and then u will yap

[quasi stag]

5 more coal in 3 hours

hmmm

[paper shell]

I'll try my best

only 5 coal D:

[upper pasture]

also if u dont wanna talk about sdv theres also #town-square and all those channels

[paper shell]

Where are you mining at? a beach?

[upper pasture]

cause its kinda dead rn 😭

[light cairn]

Hey guys i was wondering how does the jealousy system work now?

[quasi stag]

im farming dust sprites

the problem is they sometimes dont spawn

[paper shell]

I think it's based on if you give gifts to other wifeable characters its -30 relationship or smth

[light cairn]

So like when you give a gift to a dateable character does your husband make a jealous comment?

[upper pasture]

man i have the opposite luck

everywhere i go theres dust sprites

[light cairn]

Wow thats really harsh, I just want to improve my relationship with seb

[paper shell]

I think a run from floor 5 to 40 should spawn minecarts that are full of coal even if you aren't finding many rocks of it?

[quasi stag]

always when you need them they arent there 😢

[upper pasture]

fr

[quasi stag]

yeah im swapping elevator from 0-45

im fairly sure its the fastest way that i can use rn

[paper shell]

@light cairn Don't be giving other "garden tools" your love and affection and maybe he won't hate you

[upper pasture]

0-45?

[quasi stag]

i click 0

then 45

[upper pasture]

ah ok

i was like how are u finding dust sprites on the top floors

[paper shell]

I think theirs a mod that lets you date multiple characters tho if you like to mod

[quasi stag]

ah its 1 am and i need 1 more

[light cairn]

Nah at the moment i only gift people that arent dateable

[paper shell]

Oh apparently their is a way to avoid their anger

when you gift to another datable character make sure you have your partners favourite gift to make them happy again. You can't avoid their rage, but you sure can distract them

Gas light farmer boss

[cobalt hare]

Are sun flower seeds any Good

[quasi stag]

so far ive fainted 7/8 of the first days

[upper pasture]

godayum bro

[cobalt hare]

Can you cheat on your spouse

[paper shell]

They sure are pretty, but I think sunflowers are like the worst crop in the whole game

[upper pasture]

not rrly its just for oil

so if u need it for recipes then yeah

[light cairn]

Thats what i was thinking to do instead, cause i wanna catch up on missed dialogue

[paper shell]

Moral of the story, if your gonna cheat, be rich.

[cobalt hare]

They're that bad?
I'm only getting like seeds

4

[light cairn]

Haley loves the gift though so keep one in handy (am i allowed to spoil gift likes?)

[cobalt hare]

That's why
I'm required to marry Haley

[paper shell]

I think money wise their rock bottom....

[jade river]

Wait so
Your spouse will get mad if you gift another dateable character at all??

[paper shell]

But if you think about it , their one of the most aesthetic crops in the game. And who can put a price on that

I believe so

[cobalt hare]

I think it's like
If you give them a loved
And you give your spouse a hated I think they get mad

And like
Suplex you

[jade river]

Huh

[cobalt hare]

And you wake up with Divorce papers

Wait no that's only Emily and her muscular ass

[jade river]

Why would you give your spouse a hated gift

[cobalt hare]

Yeah but they'll get like angry

[cobalt hare]

Maybe you didn't check their hated

[jade river]

Im very confused

[paper shell]

you ever hear of being stuck in a marriage because you don't have the money to leave? welcome to hatful gifts.

[jade river]

I always check

[upper pasture]

i gave shane one after finding out his room was ass

[gleaming socket]

Whay

[jade river]

I would never

[upper pasture]

LMAO i didnt see the shane simp there

[jade river]

Hes my baby girl

[quasi stag]

back to the mines 😦

[upper pasture]

rise and grind

[paper shell]

Also apparently its luck based if they will get jealous

[cobalt hare]

Even I don't know how the jealously thing works

[gleaming socket]

Back to the dungeon 🫡

[paper shell]

Some characters appear to be way more jealous than others

[light cairn]

So if you gift heaps of hated gifts will your partner eventually want to break up?

[paper shell]

Seb is apparently one of the most jealous

[cobalt hare]

Yeah and Emily just suplex's you

[jade river]

How jealous is shane

[gleaming socket]

Ehem haley ehem

[quasi stag]

how much do you need to upgrade your pickaxe to copper again?

[cobalt hare]

I'd assume that Leah would be the calmest

[jade ingot]

||i filled up my big shed full of kegs and put starfruit in them and still have a lot of starfruit. do i sell all of it or just wait for the wine to be done||

[paper shell]

Idk about stardew but I'd break up with someone if they gave me a bunch of history books anytime they see me

[upper pasture]

if ur good money wise then just sell it

[jade ingot]

18k

[gleaming socket]

Preservation jars

[upper pasture]

then yeah maybe save em

[jade ingot]

you're damn right

[jade river]

I wanna be friends with everyone but i dont want shane to be upset 💔💔

[paper shell]

YOU WOULDN"T DARE DO THAT TO LEAH

[upper pasture]

omg i just realized ur name

how dare u

[jade ingot]

whats with everyone glazing shane so much

[gleaming socket]

Nope

[paper shell]

Idk, he looks like a sweaty tho. Why would you break his heart!

[gleaming socket]

Not today

[cobalt hare]

Same reason why people like Haley
Because he gets nicer

[jade river]

Thats the thing i dont!!

[jade ingot]

i love my wife (haley)

[cobalt hare]

I like the strongest women like Emily!

[paper shell]

I also love his wife haley

[young shale]

too real

[jade river]

Im a haley hater

[paper shell]

Yeah, you'd like if she'd suplex you. We all know it.

[upper pasture]

but why do u hate leah 😔 shes the best

[cobalt hare]

Let's Go!

[gleaming socket]

I dibs krobus

[paper shell]

What did haley do wrong

[light cairn]

Eh i kinda regret being married to shane

[jade river]

Shes a bitch

[jade ingot]

but you are still new to the game bro (assuming because your thing is y1 spring) you just gotta get to know her

[cobalt hare]

I found her boring to be fair

[upper pasture]

omg me too

[jade ingot]

trust me bro haley is the sweetest ever dawg once you marry her

[upper pasture]

man we opposites then cause i found emily boring

[young shale]

at first

[light cairn]

I did not like his room so i put on a mod that made his room clean

[paper shell]

how could you say that, look at her baby blue eyes!

[gleaming socket]

Agreed

[jade river]

I got the y1 winter in another save but restarted
But she insults my clothes i dont like it

[paper shell]

I'd change for her tbh

[jade ingot]

idk either you are senstive or i have a ||humilation kink||

[upper pasture]

💀

[cobalt hare]

Here's how it would go.
She would find out I have someone I loved gift
She'll lure me into a hug
Like "hey babe I'm not mad, look give me a hug!"
I fall for it
She suplex's me
I break my spin

[jade river]

Maybe ill like her later but rn her first impression for me is bitch

[cobalt hare]

Ion blame you

[cobalt hare]

That first heart event is just a no no

[paper shell]

sounds like your admiting to something 💀

[jade ingot]

why did haley say she wanted to show me how much she missed me tonight.

[jade river]

Emily is my bestie

[cobalt hare]

Okay.

[jade ingot]

[upper pasture]

what the fuck is that emoji

[jade ingot]

not all people are rich enough to have a good operating system

[gleaming socket]

Smart egg??

[cobalt hare]

Oh?
How many sunflower seeds do I Need

[jade river]

Egg

[upper pasture]

something id see in my dreams tbh

[jade ingot]

too many

[paper shell]

I'm not even sure what || kink || that is

[cobalt hare]

I need to know that now

[gleaming socket]

DUDE YOUR NAME

[midnight violet]

omfg

[jade ingot]

you can also use coconuts

[cobalt hare]

Like maybe 5 seeds and then they can get more?

[jade river]

Are you suddenly not a haley hater?

[upper pasture]

now we gotta get the leah out of it

[cobalt hare]

I never hated Haley.
At all.

[gleaming socket]

Leah my sweet artist

[upper pasture]

then why was it in ur name 😭

[paper shell]

Wait I just read your name, why do you hate leah ?

[cobalt hare]

||does she humiliate you more?||

[jade river]

But your name said you did smh

[gleaming socket]

LMAOOO

[tawny cradle]

That’s a 1.6 crop, it needs spoilers

[jade ingot]

alright bro chill

[upper pasture]

bros tryna get a redemption

[quasi stag]

mb

[cobalt hare]

Got bored

[novel thistle]

@cobalt hare You leveled up to Cowpoke. You can now speak in our voice channels and share images in all channels!

[jade river]

Im j gonna back to rizzing up shane idk what this convo became

[midnight violet]

leah sucks

[upper pasture]

🤨

[paper shell]

People that can read like leah

[jade ingot]

please make it to wher i can romance krobus

[upper pasture]

LMAO

[upper pasture]

nah i like that hes a ||roommate||

[cobalt hare]

Leah Broke

[jade ingot]

can i have a polyamorous relationship wityh haley, the dwarf, krobus,lewis, linus, evelyn and george

[paper shell]

I could provide for her

[jade river]

There is a poly mod

[paper shell]

Yeah, their is a poly mod. But I don't know if I'd recommend that combo D:

[tawny cradle]

The dwarf and Krobus don’t get along

[jade ingot]

they will

[midnight violet]

god i hate the poly mod all my spouses spent more time kissing eachother than me

[young shale]

what..

[upper pasture]

im the bread maker in the family leah doesnt have to do a thing

[young shale]

u can disable that

[midnight violet]

omg really

[young shale]

ya

[midnight violet]

i was getting so mad

[cobalt hare]

Haha

[paper shell]

Acting like you didn't know about it , when you were always watching from the corner 💀

[jade ingot]

fellas

||shepeard or coopmaster||

[paper shell]

Also, its outragous that I didn't level up even once since I started yapping

[jade ingot]

fr

ive been yapping in here for a while now

and still havent leveled up

[upper pasture]

both are ass but ig Shepheard

[silent gale]

Which ones do you have more of. But ideally you change your 5 in the ||sewers|| and go with artisan

[sly loom]

guys I fucked up so bad

[upper pasture]

did u check ur lvl

[sly loom]

I did not start working on the comunity center until fall of year one

[cobalt hare]

I want Haley

[paper shell]

No, I don't know how. I thought it would just magically tell me.

[sly loom]

so it comes to spring and I dont grow a Colliflower in time

[upper pasture]

do / lvl in #governors-mansion

[young shale]

u dont hate haley anymore ?

[midnight violet]

shes with ME.

[sly loom]

what am I doing

this game is scary I dont know what im doing

[upper pasture]

bro ur good i finished cc my first time in y4

i realllyyy took my time

[young shale]

u can complete it at any time

[paper shell]

Just go to the mines

[jade ingot]

haley is MY WIFE

[sly loom]

nah but I feel like im making no progress

[midnight violet]

why is your wife in my kitchen.......

[gleaming socket]

Dude I forgot that thing was there for a year it's fine

[cobalt hare]

Why does everyone like Leah so much

[gleaming socket]

Bc she's amazing

[upper pasture]

yeah early game its hard to make progress fast but it takes time

[gleaming socket]

Also we can't have robin

[paper shell]

she kind of || bad || tho

[tawny cradle]

Not me…

[cobalt hare]

She's poor

[upper pasture]

dawg so what

[cobalt hare]

Gold digger

[young shale]

poor people deserve no love ?? 😭

[jade river]

Im neutral ab her
Idk her well
She seems nice tho

[midnight violet]

LMAOO

[sly loom]

like I only just started using sprinklers this summer

[cobalt hare]

NO

[sly loom]

argh

[young shale]

LMAOOO

[upper pasture]

??? so every poor persons a gold digger

[paper shell]

I smell someone poor in here💀

[young shale]

not

[cobalt hare]

No just specifically her

[young shale]

i got 2.6 mil

[upper pasture]

how tho

[paper shell]

prove it, send me gifts

[sly loom]

its okay im poor too

[tawny cradle]

Nah only poor women/s

[midnight violet]

im allowed to say this about her btw i did all her heart events shes just boring compared to the other characters and her winter outfit is kind of ass....

[upper pasture]

i can already tell ur 13

[cobalt hare]

Thank you
She is boring

[tawny cradle]

Nope

[cobalt hare]

Because she's a red head

[young shale]

i didnt get far w her in events bc of haley

[upper pasture]

yall are insane jesus

[sly loom]

I dont fuck with gingers

[midnight violet]

not too much ..................

[gleaming socket]

What you have against 13 huh????

[young shale]

that theyre 13 what else is 2 say

[jade river]

What's wrong with gingers

[upper pasture]

i hate kids 🫶

[gleaming socket]

LISTEN WE CANT HAVE ROBIN SO LEAH IS THE ONLY OTHER OPTION

[sly loom]

what isnt wrong with gingers

[upper pasture]

nah im joking but its something a kid would say

[gleaming socket]

So do I ❤️

[jade river]

Rude

[paper shell]

Man, at my university they tried gathering all the gingers to make them do a ginger run

[tawny cradle]

Good news I ain’t a kid

[gleaming socket]

Ikr?

[jade river]

Im a ginger and id say im just fine

[young shale]

hating kids is not the wave

[upper pasture]

my favorite acitivity is slingshotting vincent

[paper shell]

Ginger rights matter!

[tawny cradle]

Gingers are beautiful…..

[young shale]

poor vincent

[gleaming socket]

Nope

[runic sable]

i personally megabomb jas whenever i see her jumproping by the cherry blossom tree

[wintry island]

ride

[jade river]

[wintry island]

wsg

[paper shell]

Hating kids in general is bad, selectively hating kids on the other hand....

[gleaming socket]

Yes

Penny tho

[sly loom]

guys I chose the mushroom cave am I cooked?

[young shale]

idk what u mean by that

[jade river]

Jas is so sweet wtf man

[wintry island]

me?

[young shale]

hating on kids in general j weird

[midnight violet]

mushroom cave is good

[gleaming socket]

Yep

[cobalt hare]

Imagine you could kill the NPCs

[young shale]

pierre will be first

[runic sable]

i wouldnt know over the sound of my megabomb blowing up

[gleaming socket]

Fruit bats tho

[sly loom]

no clint is first

[upper pasture]

yeah its just some gen alpha kids are a little uh

[wintry island]

real

[cobalt hare]

Leah first

[tawny cradle]

I wanna kill farm animals, so I can make fried chicken

[young shale]

yeah theyre cringe

[jade river]

Shes like my child i love her

[gleaming socket]

Penny just no

[cobalt hare]

How are you gonna upgrade weapons

[wintry island]

"skbidi toliet"

[paper shell]

Nhil, I saw an 8 year old punch another kid in the face for looking at him wrong. Than got anger when they cried. Some kids are dark

[midnight violet]

if i became mayor id move leahs ex into town and make her work at the saloon

[upper pasture]

i cant get away from it

[sly loom]

I can say this as someone who attends school with people born after 2010, yeah theyre crazy

[desert mason]

THE BABY SHEEP ARE SO CUTE OMG

[sly loom]

[upper pasture]

stay strong solider

[quasi stag]

stoobid closed on wednesdays

[tawny cradle]

Goats > Sheep

[gleaming socket]

Ew

[paper shell]

What benifits are their to getting animals? do you make a lot off of them

[upper pasture]

damn Pierre

[young shale]

i couldnt imagine this

[midnight violet]

you need a lot of animal products for cc

[tawny cradle]

Free cheese

[sly loom]

I cannot wait to graduate

[upper pasture]

early game its pretty good and u also need a lot of the materials for cc and cheese

[desert mason]

omg yeah your right they're cute too

[young shale]

ill be out of school when im like 40 or sumn

[upper pasture]

doctor?

[paper shell]

Man, I'm still really new at this game. I wish I had a professional to take me on a relaxing fun filled farming experience

[jade river]

Imagine being in school

[tawny cradle]

Spoilers

[young shale]

sorta phd for psychology

[upper pasture]

ohh ic

good luck with everything!

[young shale]

my prof said he was doing his doctorate for 10 yrs i was like wut

[upper pasture]

jesus christ what

[wintry island]

get ready

[young shale]

idk what bro was doing

[upper pasture]

aint nobody wanna do that

[paper shell]

|| drugs ||

[young shale]

hope it wont be that long 4 me

[upper pasture]

yeah it would suck if it was

[quasi stag]

good old joja has never let me down!

[tawny cradle]

You monster you betrayed the junimos

[gleaming socket]

How dare you

[quasi stag]

ive bought 48 potatoes

[full sky]

JOJA W

[gleaming socket]

The apple ppl are disappointed

[spring bison]

I'd eat the junimos

[tawny cradle]

So am I

[tawny cradle]

No you hug them

[quasi stag]

junimos look like slimes

[gleaming socket]

The purple ones are so cutee

[quasi stag]

therefore enemy

[full sky]

I wonder if their color dictates their flavor

[full sky]

Grape flavor

[spring bison]

I like to kill void spirits

[snow lichen]

holy joja mart is so loud 😭 (the vc)

[vestal urchin]

like i love linus but no

[jade river]

He doesn't want that anyway

[full sky]

You get plus one heart with Linus if you choose the option above

[vestal urchin]

yeah

[spring bison]

I'm just pleased that Linus is doing well...

[full sky]

No additional points if you choose the option below

[gleaming socket]

Dude I should be asleep rn

It's like 5am on a Saturday

[quasi stag]

the farm must grow

[full sky]

Indeed

[quasi stag]

1/11 days are rainy

why

[full sky]

Yes

[quasi stag]

I wish you could take out a loan

like 500k at insterest 5% then pay it off or something

[snow lichen]

i got a (1.6 spoiler warning)||holy blade with like 500 diffrent base enchants|| 💀

[full sky]

Real

[spring bison]

There's a mod for that

[spring bison]

lol

[snow lichen]

(once again 1.6 spoiler)

[spring bison]

that looks delicious

I'd eat that

[heavy mirage]

when and where did you get this?

[quasi stag]

1.6 spoiler || is river jelly from 1.6||

[full sky]

I don't think that's 500

[snow lichen]

mines floors 80+ i think (from enemies)

[wind breach]

Yes.

[full sky]

Yes

[snow lichen]

yes

[heavy mirage]

the regular mine? or the one in the desert?

[snow lichen]

regular

[heavy mirage]

okay! im close then

[wind breach]

Whats up anyway

[quasi stag]

most likely the atmosphere

[full sky]

||skull cavern|| needs spoilers btw

[quasi stag]

but you kind of have to define up first, because otherwise it is just an arbitration of direction

[wind breach]

thats so dumb

[heavy mirage]

dang okay, sorry im still new to the game but knew about ||skull cavern||

[full sky]

if it's dumb take it up with the mods

[wind breach]

will do.

[full sky]

why are you complaining to me

[heavy mirage]

im still pre CC

[full sky]

its all good yo

Just reminding you

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[heavy mirage]

okay, will do!

[full sky]

that's cool 😃

[quasi stag]

Thank you mr governor

[cobalt hare]

||I didn't dig up the gift from the secret woods :(||

[full sky]

The wall basket?

[cobalt hare]

Yeah

[full sky]

Pretty sure you fish that up

[cobalt hare]

Is it seasonal?

[heavy mirage]

is there a certain time to do that?

[full sky]

You don't dig it uo

[wind breach]

It's fishing

[cobalt hare]

Or does it take long to fish out?

[full sky]

No its always there

[cobalt hare]

I couldn't get it the first time

[full sky]

No its just a chance

[wind breach]

in the woodskip pond

[vestal urchin]

nvm

[long lily]

Heyo

[full sky]

||sandy|| needs spoilers

[young shale]

hi welcome

[long lily]

Why does that need spoilers? /genq

[full sky]

Hi pug

[spring bison]

not if you're talking about spongebomb

[quasi stag]

google censorship

[full sky]

Its an indirect cc reward

[wind breach]

its so dumb that the desert needs spoilers

its been out for so long

[spring bison]

because the npc is post-vault

[full sky]

Calico Desert doesn't need spoilers

[violet swan]

where is the ||night market||

[long lily]

Makes sense

[spring bison]

or nah idk

[long lily]

It’s at the docks

[full sky]

At the beach after 5 pm

[spring bison]

just listen to sadm

[violet swan]

thank you!!

[full sky]

Its not a 1.6 thing let me clarify

[long lily]

No problemo

[full sky]

Its later than early game

That's why it needs spoilers

[wind breach]

Beach on 15th - 17th of winter.

[heavy mirage]

|| is the trout derby on the beach? ||

[wind breach]

uhh, no cinder sap

[hardy moss]

oh cool 1.6.7 is out

[full sky]

Cindersap Forest

[gusty swallow]

it's at cindersap forest

[heavy mirage]

oh, is that the forest where teh wizard lives?

[full sky]

Ye0

[wind breach]

it is?

[long lily]

I went into the ||Desert Mines|| and I keep dying what should I reclaim from the Item Recovery Service. I have 2 Diamonds, 2 Rubies, 2 Amethyst, and 1 Emerald. I’m honestly so confused on what to choose

[heavy mirage]

Ty!

[spring bison]

none

[wind breach]

shoot, 1.6.7 is out

[long lily]

I do want one back though 🥲

[full sky]

Hi! ||Skull cavern|| needs spoilers BTW

[young shale]

didnt 1.6.6 come out yesterday

[full sky]

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[full sky]

Ty!

[long lily]

I’m sorry

[quasi stag]

lol

[gusty swallow]

go for the Diamonds

[full sky]

Its all good, pugs

[quasi stag]

so many spoiler

[full sky]

That's post cc,can't discuss here unfortunately

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[hardy moss]

ah sorry

[full sky]

Tysm isa

[quasi stag]

i think a cool addition would be if you get exhausted then the fishing bar moves slower

[full sky]

Exhaustion isn't really that big of a deal

[long lily]

I’m gonna say a controversial opinion. Fruit Bat Cave >>>>>> Mushroom Cave

[full sky]

You can eat out of it

[quasi stag]

yeah

but still

[wind breach]

where do i post questions about the rules?

[full sky]

I prefer mushrooms myself, but you do you! 😃

[full sky]

You take it up with Bouncer, dm them

[hardy moss]

mushroom cave makes collecting morels not an awful pain

[spring bison]

With my opinion of the shrooms vs fruit cave

[full sky]

Its basically modmail bot

[wind breach]

||in 1.6 there is the mushroom log. || 1.6 spoilers

[spring bison]

For other versions, Fruit Cave. But for PC users in 1.6, ||Definitely the shrooms because of the free dehydrator||

[granite pecan]

Ima do it with gramma fr fr

[full sky]

I know

[hardy moss]

fruitbat cave lets you get fruits, if youre really lucky

[spring bison]

It basically makes the shrooms a much better option

[full sky]

Woah for real?

[spring bison]

nah man i think they give you bat wings

[long lily]

I play on Switch and the fruit bat cave has made my experience so much easier when I’m trying to farm money

[full sky]

Oh that makes more sense

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[violet swan]

does the ||night market|| change for each day its here

[hardy moss]

it lets you finish the CC a bit more easily, if you manage to get the apples or oranges

[full sky]

Yes

[full sky]

Pomegranates

[quasi stag]

i swear if my potatoes dont grow on the 12 for me to sell i will lose it

[long lily]

What CC bundle has/is giving you guys the hardest time

[full sky]

Usually dye bundle bcuz of the red cabbage

[long lily]

Personally for me it’s the Chef’s Bundle

[spring bison]

hmmm

I'd say uhh

[vestal urchin]

cabbage was ez, duck feather was insane

[spring bison]

Master Fisher's Bundle

[full sky]

foe you ig

[full sky]

Ah, fiddlehead fern I assume?

[spring bison]

Nah, ||It's easy to get cuz of the 1.6 green rain||

I'd say truffles instead

[full sky]

Maybe they don't have 1.6

[spring bison]

They do not, They're on switch

[full sky]

See

[hardy moss]

everythings fine with the CC until it asks you to fully upgrade a coop and barn with no other options

[full sky]

no you can get them from travelling cart

[spring bison]

Could get lucky in the tcart

[wind breach]

whats the difference between #stardew-valley and #stardew-spoilers?

[full sky]

you have options

[spring bison]

You have to spoiler a few things and delete post-cc

[full sky]

Seasoned farmers allows you to talk about anything pre 1.6 in stardew Valley without spoilers

[wind breach]

oh.

[spring bison]

while in #stardew-spoilers the only spoilers you need are 1.6

and another channel below that, you don't need any spoilers

[hardy moss]

you have two options, either huge investments or praying to yoba

[wind breach]

im talking in there then

[spring bison]

use the yoba statue as signs for fish ponds

[full sky]

good for you

[full sky]

Sign of the vessel fr

[oblique ocean]

HELP ||SOME FAIRIES JUST CAME IN AND MADE MY STRAWBERRIES IMMEDIATELY GROW HOW WOULD I TRIGGER THIS??||

[hardy moss]

remember, always type in chat "Thank you for your kindness, Yoba" to get better luck

[long lily]

I would also like to know this

[hardy moss]

happens at random

[full sky]

Its seeded

Depends on your game seed

[oblique ocean]

Really? Awh

[hardy moss]

well technically its pre determined but without save checking you have no way of knowing

practically random

[oblique ocean]

Ooo okayokay tytyty

[full sky]

The crop fairy appears overnight and instantly matures your crops in a 5x5 radius iirc

[quasi stag]

my seed got ruined after 1.6

[young shale]

she never comes for me...

fairy hates me confirmed

[warm mural]

WHY IS SHANE TRYING TO KHS

[quasi stag]

its completely different sadly

[warm mural]

I DONT LIKE IT

[full sky]

Damn

[young shale]

bc hes depressed or summ

[long lily]

Chat what actually is Yoba 😭😭

[quasi stag]

wait why is the 3rd tier of pickaxe gotten with iron but called steel

[quasi stag]

yoba is a boy

[spring bison]

Stardew Valley God

[full sky]

Theres a lost book in the library about him

[spring bison]

He's also in post-cc stuff

[full sky]

We're not entirely sure if he's real, but he's a mythical deity who apparently created the universe

[hardy moss]

yoba is the most popular deity is the stardew world basically

[long lily]

Starting a cult worshipping Yoba who’s joining /j

[spring bison]

Morris

[full sky]

Well there could be more popular deities in other parts of the world

[hardy moss]

||considering theres a "ring of yoba" that saves you from death, probably real||

[full sky]

Like the gotoro empire, they could have other religions

[dusty gate]

where do i find small mouth basses?

[full sky]

Forest pond

[dusty gate]

thank you!

[quasi stag]

do we know where gotoro is based off

and where stardew is based off?

[full sky]

Idk maybe

[hardy moss]

personally i just see the sign of Yoba as wario's mustache on a stick

[dusty gate]

wait, right in front of my house or where the farm lady is at?

[spring bison]

Isn't sdv based off where ca lives

[full sky]

Latter

[quasi stag]

california?

[gusty swallow]

recently I am starting a new farm, and I noticed that morris offering pierre a job at joja with salary 5g/hour, damn

[full sky]

Nah that's crazy

[spring bison]

5g/hour is actually a solid deal

compared to shane

bro's probably working for free

[long lily]

We are not making it out the valley with this one 😭‼️‼️

[quasi stag]

"unpaid internship"

[full sky]

he's not

[spring bison]

wait nah sam, sam is a part-timer, he probably has worse pay

[gusty swallow]

what are you talking about, a beer in stardrop saloon cost around 400g man

my man can't eat daily, and he has a family to feed

[full sky]

plus he can afford to pay rent in Marnie's Ranch

[hardy moss]

remember, thats minimum wage. So either the farmer is more wealthy than the entirety of Joja or theres some really shoddy minimum wage laws

[full sky]

A family to feed? Bro is not a provider 🤣

[spring bison]

lmao

[gusty swallow]

I was talking about pierre

[long lily]

Probably both tbh

[spring bison]

I mean like we did see at the intro

There was a skeleton at the office

[hardy moss]

how do we not know that everyone just overcharges the farmer since theyre extrelemy rich?

[gusty swallow]

I think marnie give shane a proper salary tho

[quasi stag]

profit margin 25% maybe the real prices

[inner wave]

Idk but Pierre is certainly scamming us

[hardy moss]

always have, always will

[snow lichen]

i got another ||trash catalogue||

[gusty swallow]

at least the joja mart has certain prices policy right?

[snow lichen]

i have 2 now

what do i do with the 2nd

[spring bison]

I mean like the town is literally making us fix the problems

[quasi stag]

give to me

[spring bison]

Especially Lewis

[hardy moss]

not that we know of, considering the villagers all say that joja is a lot cheaper than pierres when its actually the same price probably means theyre overcharging the farmer in some way

[south herald]

hmm yes it would seem i have made millions of profits before finishing the community center

[snow lichen]

coupons

they have coupons

[inner wave]

Lewis no.1 sus fr

[gusty swallow]

and the prices at joja mart while it's cheaper than pierre, I believe with 5g/hour, we can't even afford daily food

[hardy moss]

where are our coupons then?

[quasi stag]

the potatoes are 62g compared to 50g at pierre

[snow lichen]

morris didnt give us any

[hardy moss]

damn you morris

[snow lichen]

he literally waved them around in that one cutscene

[young shale]

u need to join joja

[snow lichen]

and didnt give us any WHY

[hardy moss]

or did the farmer get coupons specifically for sunflower seeds

[quasi stag]

i find it a bit funny joja has less items to buy then pierre though

[tulip pebble]

whenever npcs talk about that i imagine theyre like, mostly referring to the other products we cant buy in the game but are present on the shelves

[long lily]

Yall is it better to sell your stuff as you get it or wait till the end of the season and then sell

[snow lichen]

either is the same

[spring bison]

What if pierre was the ceo of joja

[snow lichen]

this game dosent have a market

[quasi stag]

think if it like an investment

[spring bison]

sell it now to spend it instantly

[snow lichen]

unlike slime rancher

[quasi stag]

if you sell 500g now, then you have 500g to spend on more things to multiply the money more

[inner wave]

If it's not used in crafting or artisan, I sell immediately

[long lily]

Gotcha, cause I have like a chest full of stuff and I was probably gonna wait till the end of the season

[gusty swallow]

I think the villagers saying joja mart is cheape because of the membership and the coupon policy

[quasi stag]

you gotta spend the money to make the money

[gusty swallow]

that's why morris waving around that thing to attract customers

[quasi stag]

and low circulation is bad for economy

[spring bison]

I mean like the farmer itself is illegal for carrying several bombs and weapons

perhaps it's due to the war

[inner wave]

Waiting means I miss out on upgrading coop (example) before the next season. Just get the bread

[snow lichen]

um.. thanks dad?

[hardy moss]

Both joja and Pierre are overcharging for everything and the farmer creates god tier vegetables that sell for a fortune is more funny though

[long lily]

What lore am I missing out on ⁉️⁉️⁉️

[spring bison]

a little bit

[snow lichen]

the dwarf/shadow one or the kent one

[spring bison]

kent

[young shale]

ur name being duolingo is too funny lol

[gusty swallow]

"here is some rock that I find outside my house cause I think you will probably like it"

[inner wave]

Free stuff, won't complain!

[mystic rover]

mushroom farms are kinda broken rn ngl

[gusty swallow]

it's like recieving soft sand in pokemon

[spring bison]

just buy from robin y1

[long lily]

Where do I post stuff about secret notes at

[hardy moss]

The ferngull republic is the country Stardew valley is in. They're currently at war with the gotoro empire, an unseen nation that the traveling merchant smuggles goods out of

Kent fought in said war

[spring bison]

#stardew-spoilers tbh, no image perms then #images-and-memes

[rugged quartz]

why can you eat every flower in this game

[spring bison]

Because you can

[hardy moss]

Because you can in real life

[long lily]

Because we’re THAT kid on the playground who just never grew out of it

[spring bison]

i wish you could turn them into tea

[rugged quartz]

there should be a lily of the valley in this game that killed you if you ate it

[long lily]

You don’t even go to Harvey you just have to get a new farm

[quasi stag]

also, irl make sure to pick up every mushroom off the ground and eat it, nothing too bad will happen

[spring bison]

The wither rose should work

[rugged quartz]

you'll see god for a week then die
nothing bad tbh

[gusty swallow]

some of it will make you high

[quasi stag]

exactly, nothing too bad willl happen

[long lily]

There’s two types of mushrooms in this world:
4/20
And
☠️

[rugged quartz]

and tasty snack ones

[paper shell]

Did you forget pizza mushrooms?

[rugged quartz]

tasty snack ones do nothing but taste good

[quasi stag]

all mushrooms are tasty until proven otherwise

[paper shell]

funny enough some poisoness ones are tasty

[inner wave]

🍄

[still hazel]

why ghost crystal looks like Gariwald VIII

[rugged quartz]

have you tried one

[hardy moss]

Additionally the gotoro empire seems to be extremely oppressive and treats their prisoners of war incredibly awfully

[gusty swallow]

especially the bright colored one

[rugged quartz]

chat i accidentally ate a winter root while making winter seeds for tea saplings. can we get an f in the chat

[hardy moss]

Overall, Stardew lore is a bit wack

[paper shell]

sadly I did not get to eat one

[rugged quartz]

when you give ||kent|| a hated item he says ||"they gave this to me in gotoro camp... ive been trying to forget about this"||

[spring bison]

That's probably why we have access to bombs

[hardy moss]

||Kent please it's literally just a wet newspaper I accidentally handed you||

[long lily]

||They done tortured bro by giving him a tortilla 😭||

[rugged quartz]

||doesn't he hate warp totems or something maybe they wanted him to warp out of prison||

[gusty swallow]

the fact that dwarf sells us a bomb while saying he get it from our people trash

saying that there's a bombmaker in this village

[rugged quartz]

honestly if you give villagers a hated item they should give it back to you

[rugged quartz]

||kent literally sends you live bombs in the mail||

[spring bison]

Pipebombs

[inner wave]

:0 that makes me think of the landslide that joja caused at the start of the game (implied)

[hardy moss]

||he says that they gave him every universal hate item, they gave him mystery boxes and seafoam pudding. Truly terrible deeds.||

[gusty swallow]

maybe he's checking his bag from the war or something and find that bomb and just "whoops, forgot about this, maybe the farmer will like it"

[rugged quartz]

why do villagers even hate ||mystery boxes||, i would think they're fun

[gusty swallow]

it's a gambling

[hardy moss]

They'll have to talk to Clint to open them, a truly awful "gift"

[inner wave]

25g to break it open at Clint?

Oh we thought the same haha

[quasi stag]

5 entire hours of work

[hardy moss]

That's 5 hours of work just to get something completely useless!

Dammit we thought the same

[rugged quartz]

why does ||opening a box even require a hammer, bro just rip it open or use your axe||

[vestal urchin]

thank god u can put speed gro on already planted crops

[hardy moss]

||rock box||

[long lily]

||Or a sword for that matter||

[hardy moss]

||Clint, the only person in the entire valley that can open a cereal box||

Maybe that's why he hasn't been kicked out

[gusty swallow]

OH YEAH

damn just opening a box require you to work an entire day

[rugged quartz]

but like fertilizer and speed gro ||come in a box, why can the farmer open those||

[paper shell]

Just curious, but any experienced farmers looking to take on a new player to show them the ropes through an amazing playthrough of the game 😄

[long lily]

Why do yall hate Clint 😭

[rugged quartz]

emily

[hardy moss]

||he searches through Emily's trash||

[gusty swallow]

he charge 25g for opening a rock

[long lily]

Good point

[quasi stag]

and it takes like 2 seconds

to open the rock

[paper shell]

does he charge if you marry him?

[rugged quartz]

you cant marry clint

[hardy moss]

You can't marry him

[gusty swallow]

bussiness is bussiness

[hardy moss]

The game knows he doesn't deserve that

[paper shell]

you guys just haven't given him enough love apparently

[long lily]

“I don’t care if we’re married. Give me 25 dollars.”

[paper shell]

nah, he charges 50 if your married

[rugged quartz]

oh you're my wife??? i don't care. Hand me the bills or you don't get anything

[gusty swallow]

give me 25g or this rock isn't the only thing that's opening

[hardy moss]

||hey farmer funny story so Emily threw away some food so I tried to get it, she almost caught me! haha||

[long lily]

I’m gay with Emily rn (not married yet)

[rugged quartz]

||does he still do that if emily's your wife||

[hardy moss]

Yes

[inner wave]

[paper shell]

Idk, Emily's a little weird

[rugged quartz]

just threw up right now. he is not hitting on my bbg like that

[inner wave]

Emily || sends me cloth ||

[long lily]

#EmilyBestMarriageCanidate

[paper shell]

Emily the type of girl to throw you around like you weight nothing

[hardy moss]

The goal of the game is to help forest spirits and you think the gem girl is odd

[gusty swallow]

emily is that one friend that you can get high with

[paper shell]

I'm new wth is a forest spirit

[full sky]

Junimos

[rugged quartz]

you are forced to trip balls with a guy that dyed his beard purple

[paper shell]

I thought the goal was to make money, and make everything look nice

[quasi stag]

15k for strawberries

hopefully thats enough

[full sky]

And other supernatural creatures of the forest

[long lily]

Oh there’s so much more.

[inner wave]

You're right

[quasi stag]

the goal is whatever you want it to be

[full sky]

The goal is to have fun

[long lily]

Wait till you get to the Secret Notes

[quasi stag]

and also to exploit the land your grandpa gave you

[paper shell]

Someone should take me on a playthrough 💀 , playing alone feels badd

[gusty swallow]

oh maybe I know the reason that joja mart is able to make a new market in the village

[rugged quartz]

is it weird to stand around harvey's door to wait for him to come home so i can give him pickles

[hardy moss]

Honestly Emily is the one that knows the most about the supernatural out of all the villagers. Shane looks at living skeletons and says "eh must be fake"

[full sky]

you mean the town clinic?

[rugged quartz]

yes

[full sky]

idk

[quasi stag]

fruit bat or mushroom

decisions decisions

[full sky]

The most what out of all the villagers

[long lily]

Fruit Bat

[upper pasture]

how have u still not reached cowpoke

[gusty swallow]

||joja gives lewis the golden statue of himself so joja could get the permit for opening their shop there||

[full sky]

Mushrooms ong

[warm mural]

alex asked FOR ANOTHER BABY EUFYHALK'SJDF

[gusty swallow]

that's why it's a secret

[full sky]

Inefficient chatting

[paper shell]

THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN SAYING

[upper pasture]

godayum

[paper shell]

I've barely hit level 2 and i've been yapping

[quasi stag]

gotta maximise the gains

[paper shell]

I want to join the voice to talk to people but I'm forced to talk here, I feel silenced , MY VOICE WANTS TO BE HEARD

[upper pasture]

sdv gods just dont want u in vc

[rugged quartz]

honestly why does giving a guy pickles every day make you able to marry him

you just give him pickles and now you're married

[fleet dawn]

it works on guys in real life too try it out

[long lily]

Why does giving a girl Wool every day want to make her marry you

This game is weird

[hardy moss]

If someone gave me my favorite thing every day I'd fall for them too

[sand remnant]

did anyone's game stop working after the update tonight?

[gusty swallow]

I would definitely marry a girl who gives me a pickle every day

[upper pasture]

i mean if someone gave me a bunch of something hell id marry em

[mild violet]

this is so real LMAOOO

[rugged quartz]

i wouldn't eat those pickles if they came from someone i've never met

[paper shell]

Honestly if someone brough me mcdonalds like twice a week and chilled with me while I played video games, I'd probably fall for them even if they commit || war crimes ||

[long lily]

Can you marry someone and get ||Krobus as your roommate||

[rugged quartz]

GOYLRLSN EMILY WANTS A BABY DO I ACCEPT

[upper pasture]

nope

u can with mods tho

[fleet dawn]

zad 😦

[hardy moss]

Unmodded, no

[rugged quartz]

if i don't accept a baby will emily lose hearts

[hardy moss]

Could have removed the crib if you didn't wanna

Accept

[long lily]

Sorry Emily but I like Krobus better. Gets her to all black hearts.

[gusty swallow]

yeah I'll settle with someone who commit a genocide on dust sprites

[hardy moss]

No

[sand remnant]

date a mcdonalds worker

[upper pasture]

good choice

[quasi stag]

whats the latest i can enter the egg festival?

[rugged quartz]

i didn't have a choice though
i woke up with the crib for the first time and she already wants children

[hardy moss]

2vpm

[shut carbon]

It ends at 2pm I think!

[quasi stag]

thanks

[hardy moss]

Your wife truly loves you

[upper pasture]

i thought that said chickens

[harsh dawn]

What's the purpose of unlocking that ||forest|| in the west?? Couldn't do anything there

[rugged quartz]

if i remove the crib will i still get ||the point from Grandpa's shrine?||

[upper pasture]

the secret woods? it has hardwood

[paper shell]

Mcdonalds worked are lowkey on || sucide watch || I've never seen one of them happy their for more than a few weeks.

[rugged quartz]

get a daily source of hardwood and a new fish

[upper pasture]

and theres also useful forages

[dusty gate]

where does clint goes after 4 pm

[vestal urchin]

fish for cc

[rugged quartz]

sleep

[dusty gate]

fuck

[gusty swallow]

they gave us happy meals probably infused with their happiness

[vestal urchin]

before or after cc

[harsh dawn]

Oh perfect, i thought there's more. Thank you so much @upper pasture @rugged quartz @vestal urchin

[vestal urchin]

gotchu

[dusty gate]

before

[vestal urchin]

ah

[rugged quartz]

no i was joking i think he goes to the saloon at night

[paper shell]

Nah I swear they cry into mine, thats why those fries are so salty

[woven hill]

will cherry and apricot saplings grow in the winter?

[hardy moss]

@sand remnant windows or Linux?

[vestal urchin]

cuz ik after he goes to the cc and does nothing useful

[upper pasture]

nah

[paper shell]

What even is linux

[dusty gate]

alr thank you

[hardy moss]

Windows for nerds

[dusty gate]

a computer operating system

like windows or mac

[upper pasture]

oh mb i thought u said harvest, it grows in winter

[paper shell]

I just picture a guy coding in his basement telling everyone online how cool he is

[hardy moss]

Yea you got it right roughly

[woven hill]

thanks

[quasi stag]

prepare to get destroyed in this egg hunt abigail

[sand remnant]

windows / steam / no mods

[paper shell]

Someone should totally start a play through with me, I'd be the best farm partner ever, bringing you ore, tending to the crops. I'd be a time

[sand remnant]

i thought that was waffle house or popeyes?

[rugged quartz]

||treasure rooms in the skull cavern||

[paper shell]

Any fast food lets be real 💀

[upper pasture]

thats what min wage gets you

[quasi stag]

12 eggs is that enough?

[sand remnant]

i thought mcdonalds/chickfila workers had good benefits, like college scholarship programs

[quasi stag]

YES

[upper pasture]

well ill be fr fast food managers that dont treat you like shit are hard to find in the US, and also all the customer bullshit u gotta deal with

[gusty swallow]

honestly, why can't i seduce robin

[rugged quartz]

shes married

[sand remnant]

theres a mod for that

[hardy moss]

Hm, so it isn't an os issue like I thought. I would do a reinstall and either revert to an earlier version or wait for a patch if said reinstall doesn't fix it

[polar pecan]

Please spoiler tag thanks

[paper shell]

It's not worth it... It's like a 1000 dollars, you pay for the little benefits with your mental health, and they tend to force young people into horrible time slots for working. Also the workers need to clean the bathrooms... MCDONALDS BATHROOMMMMS

[gusty swallow]

demetrius looking like a cold hearted criminal with his portrait

[tawny agate]

Oh, I saw other people didn’t so I didn’t know sorry :/

[sand remnant]

and listen to people ask "IS THE ICE CREAM MACHINE WORKING?"

[upper pasture]

i will never set foot in a fast food bathroom unless its the only thing left

[paper shell]

AND IT NEVER ISS

[sand remnant]

meanwhile tyler oliviera asking why are they always broken

[rugged quartz]

what does the wizard do with the super cucumbers i give to him