#stardew-valley
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Wait there's gambling?
yes.
during the fair there is =]
During the fair there is gambling. In the desert (after you finish the vault bundles in CC) there is gambling, too.
there might be other gambling too but that would probably be late game stuff
i love gambling
also if u farm a lot the rarecrows are really good to get
since they have a bigger radius than the normal ones
Hello everyone
What happens if you just sleep through an entire season
I won’t, I just wanna know lmao
your farm will look terrible and thats about it
you'll probably have friendships decaying and your animals will be big mad and there will be rocks and weeds and stuff everywhere
Im not sure, but ap someone has slept throught like.. 10 years in game b4

I'm about to gamble grandpa's heritage for a chance on green
Baded
Based
me fr
You achieved cowpoke.
That’s mainly just a Strat for challenge runs and the like
i did
should i be making friends with the NPCs?
Show farm
Yep
YES.
i've been kind of wanting to for completionism's sake.
but there's not enough time in the day to go around to all the NPCs.
too much grindset™ to grind.
Just focus on the birthdays
That’s good to start with
Just like Icarus, I too shall bet it all for a chance of wealth or burn away all the life savings the old geezer gave me
im using 2 diff devices and im in the fair so it'll be hard until morning
I usually focus on a handful of NPCs at first, who give me recipes I want, and later as I gain access to more loved gifts I start gifting the others
or at least lots of liked gifts.
i had a heart attack because i thought that was out of nowhere and you had just guessed my name
fair. i'm going to focus on NPCs that i can very easily procure gifts for.
You’ll want that with everyone, a lot of npcs can send really useful gifts and recipes
like Rumpelstiltskin
when my fruit trees start producing I often start carrying a stack of fruit everywhere I go and just randomly gifting people fruit
skill issue, try not having a name that's a common metaphor.
everybody likes tree fruits
nuh uh

most everybody i talk to likes eggs and milk
Uhh so I have some items for the winter foraging bundle but it’s not letting me put them in the slots?
i guess i should start being on the universally loved gift grindset™.
I have no animals, but I have like 8 fruit trees
i was very upset when i learned i couldnt seduce the wizard
You’re doing this in the actual community center right?
Not using the window in the inventory
these seem like they're plausible.
Im using the inventory yeah
If I could give nicknames to npc I'd name him "dealer"
Can’t add stuff to bundles through the inventory
golden pumpkin is the only univerally loved by everyone gift i think
Have to go to the CC
thats so real
Alr Ty
Inventory screen is just there to see what you have left
Oh!
Cus that man gave me something strong to see floating trees and talking fish
Wizard guy giving out drugs
Sounds like a mix of poisonous mushrooms all in one
hi guys im new to stardew what crop makes the most profit in summer?
Blueberries and starfruit
star fruits are great if you can get them. Blueberries if not
Blueberries are the definition of quantity over quality
where can i get starfruit seeds?😅
Still try to plant alot of melons for the summer bundle
im dancing with an npc for the first time during flower dance :3
You’ll need to progress through the game a little to unlock em
Robin rejected my offer
starfruit isn't really available until after you finish the vault bundle
ngl sunflowers are underrated if you plant them right away because they give you more seeds when you pick them and they grow all the way from summer to fall
😭
Don’t stress about them yet though
Honestly don’t even stress about starfruit at all, game doesn’t have a time limit
The only way to dance with anybody at the first flower dance is if they are single and you get them to 4 hearts before the dance
||Sandy at Oasis||
^
||it's 400g a piece btw||
I danced with Shane because I got him to 4 hearts in time. He's so easy to build friendship with. Just show up at the saloon and buy him beer or pizza
Pam is likewise easy to befriend with beers, but she will not dance with you
do you know the quickest way to get robin to like you?
Spaghetti
If you still year 1, just focus on melons and blueberries
📝 figure out how to get spaghetti recipie
You don’t have to
Robin is married, so she won't ever dance with anyone but Demetrius
Check the saloon
oh really?
Gus.
what is gus
Los pollos Hermanos chicken.
Robin also loves peaches, in case you have a bat cave or a peach tree
Being the saloon owner, he hears all sorts of things
i got the bat cave >=]
I opted for mushrooms and planted fruit trees
im batman fr
cc?
All I needed were apples and they gave me everything but that
Community center
ohhhh idk how to do that in the slightest
I made lots of money selling catfish (I have riverland farm) and spent it on an apple tree and a pomegranate tree, so by fall I was able to do the fruit stuff for CC
did you unlock it yet?
yeah
I spent the whole run ignoring some of this new stuff, wish I hadn’t
The river farm is so frustrating
it really is
This is my first time with this farm, and it will probably be the last
Riverland and hilltop look so pretty but they really test you
i need MORE space...

my friend did the wilderness farm for her first ever farm she thought it was a normal night to get chased into your home by monsters lmao
OH
Hi quick question, after you unlock casks, can you place them anywhere, or just the cellar?
they don't actually work (make stuff more valuable) if they aren't in a cellar
aw man so there's no actual way to get more cellar space huh
Not without mods no
technically in multiplayer you can?
yep, every little cabin can be upgraded like your house
Ya but if you’re on solo file you’d need another keyboard or controller
indeed
yeah I'm playing multiplayer with my girlfriend, so that is a very valid option!
I've got an evil plan for when I'll be able to marry. I'll marry each and everyone make a kid, divorce and remain with the one I like the most
Then ya everyone can get a cellar
You can only have 2 kids max unless you plan to do something I can’t mention in this channel
abigails baby in my house staring at haley wondering when her mom is coming home again (she isnt)
I just had an event with ||Georges who had lots of gifts, when I told him that it was his wife who organized everything he replied that he was an inconvenience for her and that he was not fooled||, what event of the heart did this come from? I don't want it to end like this
One word kfc
It’s from a special order quest, Gifts for George
I started the game with river and literally got to y1 winter b4 i j got too frustrated w the space limit and restarted
Also, do yall have any tips for doing ||skull cavern in multiplayer?|| I find that the only real way to do it is by making a bajillion staircases
Ohhh yes I forgot, is there a possibility of having the rest of the event?
I can only get to like floor 70ish
It’s just one cutscene
but then again we're stopping to pick up iridium so that may be some of our time
I feel like I lose so much time just assembling my "skull cavern pack"
Lucky day. Bring lots of explosives and food.
||Rather than crafting, trade jade to the desert trader for one staircase instead||
id say bombs and a lot of luck buffs cuz the holes in the ground take you further than staircases
its frustrating that it doesnt pause while you eat in multiplayer
Yeah I'm using explosive ammo. I just made like 10 crystallariums for jades for the jade trick
it's annoying when there a lot of rocks in the middle though
Dont you need to spoiler ||skull cavern||?
Yes
Please spoiler tag
I thought it was only post-CC stuff and 1.6
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||skull cavern|| needs to be spoiler tagged
got it
1.6 and stuff locked behind cc rewards needs spoilers
Post cc cant be mentioned at all here
does that need to go in #stardew-spoilers instead?
1.6 content still needs to be spoiler tagged in #stardew-spoilers but yea u can talk late game stuff in there but there will be a lot of spoilers.
got it
The #archived-update-spoilers Requires no spoilers at all, regardless of late game or update
why ppl hate Clint ?
I dont hate him, I need him to buy resources.
Lots of people see him as a creep
His interactions with Emily don’t help
His personality is kinda meh and the way he acts towards Emily can be a little creepy
im pretty sure he’s like creepy in his interactions with emily
I don't hate him but he's definitely not my favorite
make sense, i thought he was her dad at first when he asked me to send Emily some amethys
||he does this stuff even if you’re married to her||
He cannot take a hint
Excuse guys, i have some slimes on my farm but they are outside, im building a slime hutch right now, how do i move the slimes from outside to the hutch? or that is not possible>?
It's not possible
Ya not possible
Honestly have no idea how slime hutches work
You’d need more eggs to incubate
All I know is you need the eggs
That’s p much it lol
So i just kill them? because theyr are annoying me or what to do with em lol
Wanted to move to a build lol
You can kill them but leaving 5 minimum can give you slime balls
Tell em to face the lake and think about the rabbits
always fill the troughs with water
Also sprinklers work with slime hutch trough
They can even generate balls outside the hutch?
Because i have like 8 i think
Inside
No
Slimes aren’t supposed to be outside
Raised ones at least
So basically i have to kill them if i dont want to be annoyed, or trap em somehow
I mean you could make a little enclosure for them outside of the hutch, add some aesthetic
Either that or… y’know
Kill them, there's nothing u can do once they are outside the hutch. They'll just cause havoc to you.
Ya
Ok thanks thanks
If i only knew that, wasted like 300 slime etc
Good thing i came here lol
Happens!
i just now stopped at the fair
i spent way too much time there-
i got a fedora >=]
Snazzy
I've been getting the slight urge to play SD lately, but BROOOOOO I'VE GOTTA STAY ON TOP OF MY STUDYING
Literally have no time for anything but studying for the past month

Maybe set goals for yourself
For every 4 hours of studying, you can play for 30 mins?
Just put an alarm to make sure
A mindset to the point that I feel guilty the milisecond I do anything that isn't studying
I'm fighting for my life to make sure I pass this class to be fair
Gl!
Maybe have a few hours over the weekend for yourself ? I used to do that in college, I'd give myself free time in the morning to just chill after a long week!
whats your major?
or like what you're studying to be
THANK YOUUUU
idk man im not in college
Well, we have a test tomorrow, and then Final on the 6th
So I literally gotta stay on top of my game

my throat just got so dry omg
General Studies at the moment, I'm doing a transfer to uni eventually
damn y'all talking ab this makes me not wanna grow up anymore and just stay being a teen in hs
Brooooo I miss HS every day, once you leave the tutorial (highschool) IT'S ROUGH OUT HERE
Fr
oh cool my mom said that based on my school level thing i might be able to do those pre-college classes in a college if i understood right and i just turned 14 a month ago >=]
Oh man. Good luck with your exams! I'm sure you'll do great!
STOP SCARING ME
Oh to be a teen again, but it's not all bad
i think im skipping highschool tbh..
Yeah you can, it's cheaper as well, unless you manage to get a scholarship
WORD OF ADVICE, GET THOSE SCHOLARSHIPS
im gonna go grab some milk my throat is killing me omg
THANK YOU 
LOOK I GRADUATED LIKE 3 YEARS AGO, JUST GOTTA GIVE YOU A HEADS UP
YKYK
i doubt i can get a scholarship being homeschooled 
Goodnight farmers
life hard af 😓😓
I wouldn't recommend it tbh, it's easier to just go through it normally imo
YKW THANKS FOR REMINDING ME THE REALITY 🗣🗣🗣
Honestly I have no clue how homeschooling works in that regard
LOOOOOOOLLLL
JUST DON'T GET CAUGHT WITH THE RUDE AWAKENING OF POST-HS LIKE I DID
im just 1 grade away then im finally going to senior high 😓🙏🏼🙏🏼
i have no plan to my life
anyways how the hell do i grow a big crop
3x3 of cauliflower melon or pumpkin or 1.6 ||powdermelon||
Honestly don't stress about it, but I would definitely recommend thinking about it so you won't stress over it later in the future
thank u
3x3 square with melon, cauliflower, pumpkin or (1.6 spoiler) ||powder melon|| ! You just gotta wait it out. For a better chance plant more next to each other. So there's a better chance for a 3x3 square to turn giant

i suppose that kind of set up doesnt work on so I'll never get a big crop in my mine save.
You can get it back
You’d just be a day behind
no no like i accidentally deleted the whole data of the app
Doesnt work on ||garden pots|| i mean coughs
i was gonna delete the cache then clicked data
As long as you had the file in iCloud Drive then it’s obtainable
Idk how android works
welp

Should I stay up and play?
100% yes
Depends. Do you have plans for tomorrow ?
Class later in the day
its 9 am?
Mmmm stay up a little to play
But make sure to rest!
why do the corn crops need defending?
Okay 😊
dead chat
“Get a ||slime hutch||”, they said. “It’ll be fun”, they said
“Do you want pets who’ll try to kill you everytime you enter their residence or go remotely close to them? Or even try to make more of them to give the lonely ones friends? Then a ||slime hutch|| is the best thing for you!”
yeah it wasnt so dead earlier
im getting close to my silly future husband's birthday =]
well its 3am for me so uhm.. british school or something?
its 9 am for me i live in poland
europe
ah poland i think i like poland
i dont like lol
in summer im going back to germany
i dont like america either i guess we're on the same page
i want to visit america
in which city do you live
ich bin aus amerika (i think)
for mods it is supposed to mean im from america
Idk how to speak german 
well me neither
cities are really personal here. you ask for states instead =]
rly why personal
?
uhm idk man it just is
im not gonna find you lol
but someone else might idk
anyways im in north carolina
oh shiet
?
bad state for me
i lived in Florida 2 years ago
gg
i want to visit america 
look bad xD
yeah dont visit most innermost states from what ive heard they're kinda boring
Haha it's just a joke on my end. People say that corn crop is profitable for how much you buy it but I don't care about those things. I like that it grows from summer to the end of fall tbh
but in vacation im going to paris,italy,netherlands and "MAYBE" spain
omg it does??? buying corn next summer
i want to go to Germany, Greece, Iceland, and dubai but idk if thats a city or a country
oh i heard about that
dubai is a city in UAE
sorry-
its so expensive
maybe scottland tbh
not the uk..
idk why but the british scare me
oh ew..
we should probably stop talking about this its against the rules =]
Yup! I plant em at the start of summer and they last all the way until winter. So to me it's some kind of profit since I only have to buy them once for two seasons. But that's just me xD
writing that down and figuring out who i need to be friends with that likes corn
Corn defenders!!
dubai is city but dont recommend to go to that city
corn is worth 50g each but it keeps growing which is nice
sunflowers are worth 80g and when u pick them they give you more sunflower seeds
all i know is that my dad used to work there and tall buildings
i dont see the corilation and i think this is a dark joke about 9/11 which im not going to encourage because its against the rules if it is
Also Dubai isn't in Saudi Arabia- it's the next state over in United Arab Emirates
ik
oh i had some friends from Saudi Arabia
Oh really? That's pretty cool! I'm from Saudi Arabia actually
one was named Manan and another i cant remember his name
why does abby want to eat stones ? is she acoustic ?
me fr
wait what
the child is eating stones????
i dont know names yet but i think abby is a child
nuh it's abigail
she keeps saying it's delicious when i gift her topaz
blue hair..?
purple hair girl
close enough
give her amethyst its her fav meal
gift her amethyst
OH THAT ONE THE ONE WHO LIVES WITH THAT ONE GUY
i hate pierre too
that one guy was pierre i see her a lot because i break into pierres bedroom a lot
LOL
i always choose joja membership because easier to complete cc
im waiting for that one cutscene i accientally read about because i want to know what the secret looks like
i will never become a joja member =]
I plan on doing one joja run for the achievement on steam
respect but its easier forr me bcuz im we and got 100000000 milionsmoney
ill do joja run once and delete it immedeatly
Same
cant post
hello, what do i do after i get the skull key
real i throw all the joja colas or wtv into the brown bin
i think you take it to the arcade in the saloon i saw one of the machines said it had a skull hole
Have you unlocked the desert?
how do i do that
You have to finish the vault bundle with money to fix the bus !
It's okay I believe in you
since its winter and i cant plant anything i have been mining to reach the bottom
should i make quality sprinkler or the iridium one
idk how to get the iridium one
ionce had a run where i dropped bomb on joja daily
so enter -> throw bomb -> refuse to elaborate further -> leave
will cherry bomb work?
my throat does not want to take the lube im giving it for more than 10 minutes
i feel like i should elaborate

my throat is dry and im drinking water and its not getting wet
IM SORRY
ITS THE ONLY WORD I COULD THINK OF

Try a warm drink ! Maybe tea, without milk
i tried warm milk?
Well. I know dairy isn't good if you have like. A stuffy throat, makes it worse
Maybe lemon tea
oh
its like 3 am so i dont think so
Doesn’t anyone know where I can get stardew valley spreadsheets?
explain more
Like excel spreadsheets with guides for the the different plants for each season and the npcs gifts and schedules and stuff?
have you tried stardew wiki?
I don’t want to keep going to the wiki. That’s why I’m looking for a spreadsheet
okay well thats a personal problem
I found one on Reddit
Okay?
make one yourself i guess idk
damn idk how to make all the bombs
wait imma check some mods who know~
bah no mods to destroy actual tiles with bomb
if i sold this to pierre how much do you think he'd take
nothin
rude
no im not rude im not trans
you was a girl and turned into meat
trans
lesbian trans meat and what more?
I feel like there's a joke here that I'm not getting but I'm sure it's funny
CARROT?
if he'd buy me if i was a steak 🥹
||is the galaxy sword or the galaxy hammer thingy better?||
||hammer id say||
depends on what you prefer, damage wise ||hammer is better but only if you use it in a specific way||
if you're a total combat noob swords feel better to use
How do I use it in a certain way to make it better
delete, that's not allowed in #stardew-valley
if you have a hammer, you can right click then spam left click to attack rapidly during the special attack animation
not even spoiled ?
wow thats really organised never thought about having signs up
spoilered ?
nope, post-community center stuff isn't allowed to even be mentioned here, even with tags
!checkthepins
To keep things spoiler-free for new players, #new-farmers does not allow mentions of post-cc/joja content, and requires spoiler tag usage for certain other topics. Please check the pins of the channel for more information on what needs to be spoiler-tagged and what can't be discussed at all.
the only problem with signs is you can accidentally muddle them up
yeah i keep accidentally changing signs
they don't clarify whether post cc is like greenhouse or a certain thing i shall not name
we had some temporary quest-only items put up on multiple signs and we're seeing how long they last until we accidentally replace them all
post-cc is completing all the bundles
What crops can you plant before changing of season to make sure your fertilizer is kept in the tilled soil?
anything you get as a reward or gain access to from completing any single bundle needs to be spoilered
but anything that's locked behind completing ALL of them can't even be mentioned here
I’m so mad rn ;-;
any crop that can grow between the two seasons, for spring and summer that would be coffee, for summer and fall it's corn and wheat and sunflowers
Guys, so
for any season to any season, you can use fiber seeds which you can get from completing linus' special order board quest
I had ancient fruit in the wine maker, right? Then suddenly the shit disappeared overnight😭
so you could in fact preserve all your fertilizer over winter as well!
wtf ;-;
can you clear the crop prematurely with a pickaxe and still retain the fertilizer?
your farm
yes, just be careful not to double click! 
Does anyone know what happened?
Like for example, idgaf about the wheat finishing growing, it's just a placeholder to me
thanks!
although maybe i'd use an axe just in case, i'm not sure if pickaxe immediately clears the till
that's also post community center
Hm, guess not
its the lookup anything mod iirc
What? Isn’t it like 7 days to make and then like 7 or 14 to age?
no i mean mods to DESTROY tiles with bombs
i want nuke joja
or morris office at least
|| i've only tried with starfruit and ancient so idk||
LOL
i shoudlnt bomb joja while claire (SVE) is there
i wish when you bombed them they knew the weight behind it. the amount of hatred it takes to push us that far.....
can't wait for winter so i can rip my farm up and do this
behind greenhouse
you only need 1 bc any spare hay goes in tour chests and you can use that
uhhh delete, there's a post-cc building you forgot to censor
thats a big farm what year are you on?
rn im still clearing my farm
gosh my farm layout is all over the place
i censored the cylinders that shall not be named
too many rable
anyways i'm at that point in the game i make too much money to care for so if i run out of hay i'll just buy it from marnie
i have 30m coins and no idea what to do with them
my crops are just a little patch of dirt in the middle of the space and kinda put together barn and coop (put together meaning organized)
donate
i have all house renovations and another sprog is on its way
i have two silos at fully capacity in case i run out of hay
and the last thing to do is ||community upgrade for pam and penny||
my crops are super close to my home
go to gus and say
im buying the saloon

i fear it may be time to start on the ||meadowlands|| or beach farm
oh thats so cool i literally just got my kitchen 2 days ago
mine too im not good at explaining
all i need for perfection is crafting recipes and shipping tbh
i might share my layout but im too embarassed
everything else is done
i cant rn cries
i'm gonna redo my farm in winter and do perfection in spring me thinks
if i could i would show you my amazing fedora
and then i'll start beach so i can't rely on sprinklers anymore
Do you get a discount for stuff like seeds if you buy joja membership, bc the prices are higher there then they are at Pierre's
yes
yes but why would you buy into capitalism
says Joja siwa/j
only one crop i think
karmas a bitch you should've known better
sunflower
Whats wrong with the first farm you mentioned
NO.
1.6
It’s ✨payday 💰 ✨
river farms are a nightmare
i might start on the beach farm next because i got sprinklers super early i didn't upgrade my watering can once it'll be a challenge for me
i had a really good save but started from scratch to avoid that layout
What is the mine rewards setting you can change when you start a new game?
WOAH
anyways
Bro, I still can’t get over that missing ancient fruit😭
my phone is going on focus mode i have uni assignments to crack on with
toodle pip stinkies
This shit is making me so mad;-;
bye bye joja siwa
bye bye
buuut but stardew valley is important
jk get it done and over with
so is not flopping my 1st year in a fucking sociology degree dawg
sociology is supposed to be classed as a mixkey mouse degree innit
nice im doing social work
in my third year just finished placement
i'm not flopping at all really i have 2:1s mostly but imagine
what did you do your ancient fruit?
im gonna explode i have to be friends with lewis again so i can get spaghetti
mods mute this guy for 30 minutes so he doesnt fail school
is there a reason I cant change the appearance of my ponds?
why would you want to?
nvm im gonna go hot peppers the old man so i can get his spaget
are they fully stocked
i think they have to be full but idk
Starting a new save for the new patch and not at all because I forgot what I was doing on my old one 
ROCK

How many strawberry seeds do I buy, year 2 spring
do most of your planting space i would say
Numbers wise
it depends on how much space you have and how much farming you plan to do risk
one is packed with max number of fishes, another one's just got one fish, one is somewhere around the middle
is it worth it to have a coop filled with rabbits
probably not
||I have Meadowlands farm and have access to a lot of sprinklers||
alright thanks
it depends on the reason but i would say no if youre looking for money
nah i just need the gifts
Guys
i mean that's great but again, depends on how much space you have and how much farming you wanna do, there's no way for someone to tell you a "right" amount xD
imposter
they dont give feet that often
Lol
what's the best fishing accessories/setup?
alright, thanks
I started playing this game 1 week ago and now its my favorite game
it's a very good game
Yeah
its very addicting
But it was so hard for me to buy it
Beacuse it costed me 2 months of my salary
But its worth it
I live in iran and 1 dollar is 67 of our currency. Lol
ohh okay that makes sence then
sense
Yeah
hihi
Hi
hii
real
i literally spend most of my screen time playing it lmfao
helow
is it worth it to plant pumpkins ||in the greenhouse|| if i don't have a consistent supply of starfruit or ancient fruit yet?
i FINALLY caught my first lava eel
I just bought the game, it's mostly a blind run the only thing which i informed myself is about the npc, and looking at the different tipe of farm i am not sure on which to start on between the standard farm and the meadowlands farm, what do you advice?
i would say yes or coffee
if its your first time i would say do standard so you get to do everything from start
alright thanks
i like the ||meadowlands|| one
although it kinda sucks for farming
well not suck but it's definitely worse than standard
Can't go wrong with standard farm on first playthrough
yeah
I would say pick any farm that looks nice to you. Except maybe not beach farm
I JUST GOT A BEEHIVE YIPPIE!!!!!
yayy
IM GONNA HAVE HONEY
i need one 😭
i'm writing about BLM
You'll get one soon
my topic is moral panics with and against the police
this feels so out of context
i am linking it to how in some places and groups it went from BLM to ACAB
i somehow automatically correct anything with 3 letters and an l in the middle to something like mlm or wlw and was very confused for a second
i am a Boob Loving Man
police suck especially when POC is involved
me fr
oh no i agree but i just think it'd be a good topic for an essay
im also very sorry if that offends someone
if i'm writing about policing the crisis from the 70s and contrasting it with crisising the police
ones about black guys being bad and mugging everybody and the other is about law enforcement being bad and black guys being innocent
eh u dont rlly need tht much rabbit
cause wool aint worth dat much
and rabbit feet once u max all heart u cant rlly use em
huh
except u plan to trigger group marriage heart event
i prefer cheese
Cow cheese >
well sometimes black guys can be in the wrong and police can be in the right so they're both not completely correct
i prefer ageing my cheese in the casks so cloth keeps a constant income for me
exactly and that's why we critique them for more marks
wha
more marks=better grade?
yes
okay
i just think policing the crisis is racist as a whole
sorry stupid american here i dont understand europe please translate when i ask
👍
i do know that in some places a "parcel" is a package so im not completely oblivious right?
from a time when immigration was becoming more common and the white UK population at the time pretended they accepted them but instead ate up any negative attention POC got
yes i call them parcels too
from what i've read about it, they didn't mind british born POC but they hated actual immigrants and people that came over
thats such a weird name tbh it sounds like some kind of paracite in the cells of your body or something
idk though because i was born in 2005 not 1975
my Noni is tossing and turning in that bed next to me-
what's a noni
its Italian for Grandma
none of my grandparents have normal names
my elbows are killing me rn
time to flip
Get back on topic and stop discussing politics, y'all.
Aw man...
omg i almost forgot to talk to pierre
Quill is speedy feather. 
i just bought all of the recipies from gus
sorry sir i was just talking about my essay and how good of a topic i have chosen
blaaaaaaaaaaaaackkkkkkkkkk celebraaaaaaaaaaaaaation
I'm not a sir 
i think you can go to #friends or my dms i would love to hear more
i was called "girl" earlier but i didnt correct them
I get misgendered often enough that I prefer to correct people 
yeah
its probably the pfps
i really wish i could change mine but it was a bet that i lost
Hmmm, what kinda fish are best for my fish ponds?
Lava eel my beloved
my apologies good person
the wet ones
fimsh
All good!
tbh i get "misgendered"
but honestly i don't care if i do, my gender has no impact or significance in my life to the point i go by any pronouns
I wonder, can you really call lava eels wet? 
if i woke up with a dick and balls i wouldn't feel any difference
Maybe they're roasted
Vapour-y, would be my best guess
mods put legos in this guy's socks
I refuse to play the game until 1.6 comes to mobile. Im not getting to year 2 until 1.6 arrives.
blaaaaaaaack celebraaaaatioooon
Hopefully it'll come soon!
logically, yes since their organs would be filled with blood and a percentage of water
isn't lava just spicy water
Please stop posting off-topic stuff in here, thank you.
Let's try not to discuss balls here please. 
Pls
Balls!
slime eggs
Hi chat.
And no discussing balls, yes 
Hi
Goji Balls.
im uhm.. gonna go figure out my spagetti
Crazy what people will do with mods in chat 
man i was just talking about how i was unmisgenderable
Hi David. Hi everyone else:S
They're trying to temp them
It's the language used - falls under Rule 6
fuck it this is tame for me
Maybe take it to a diff chat room tho?
Oh damn there's mods, time to spread misinfo
If you want to discuss off topic, please feel free to use #town-square or #adventurers-guild! @dusky harbor
Do not.
Chat the best money source early game is selling spring onions
Lewis is actually a good mayor
Chat selling tea starters is still super strong
oh damn there's mods in chat time to spread misinformation that if you choose the joja route you can whack pierre into oblivion
Spring onions, spring onions.
If you find a coffee bean, sell it for a money boost especially early
oh damn there's mods in chat pam horse is now in vanilla
bro's seriously tempting the mods
pam horse..?
1.6 isn't on PC
Ancient seeds will hatch if you keep them in your chest long enough
starfruit is the worst money maker in the game
It's...not really funny anymore
I agree, Ancient Fruit is better
I was atleast being creative...
spend all your money on parsnips spring 12th and don't bother with strawberries !!
I mean i don't bother with strawberries either
ok sorry quillbot
You're all gonna be jailed
Technically, You can play the game however you want so you can do that
This joke is kind of disruptive. 
And don't call me quillbot smh
but seriously
you're right but strawberries are really good super early in the game
I'm kinda mismanaged so I don't have money for when the egg festival is
YAY I HAVE 2 HEARTS WITH ROBIN >=]
And I usually potatomax
INSTALL A MOD SO YOU CAN MARRY HER
I love strawberries, mostly cause they look so tasty in the game, hehe!
I've yet to try the method of buying 15 parsnip seeds for 25 parnips instead of selling them for potatoes
OMG I KEEP CALLING HER MY BABYGIRL EVEN THO SHES GONNA BE MY MOTHER IN LAW IF THINGS WORK OUT HOW I WANT THEM TO
Because of XP
Ehh, they look fine.
Wait bro this is news farmers
Kind of a static sprite
Now i get why it's crazy
time to cause multiple gang wars in new farmers chat
Starfruit always seemed like the tastiest crop for me
Hi guys
Have you married penny and chose the strawberry option in her 14 heart event
Hi tree
Have you had a starfruit? They taste great
It's probably the lighting/shading effects, hehe.
someone mentioned balls (sorry) and everything just spiraled out of control
I've never had a Starfruit, only in-game
I want durians in this game
Probably a fruit tree
YOU POOR MAN/WOMAN/CREATURE I LOVE STARFRUIT
250+ Health since it tastes delicious but -1000 energy because of the smell
I haven't only married Sam in my one save so far!
Sadge
You eat starfruit?
The starfruit looks so tasty too. 
I probably have a starfruit tree
Had to eat it once to try
Damn...
he apparently just stays home for the most part
I'll probably get her one day! She's probably my favorite of the bachelorettes.
I probably have never eaten a crop before
Yup
Leah and Penny are my favourites
i used to give gold crops to people to make them like me..
Smells like the start of a war
smells like dead chat
oh dear
nahh
i'll be good i promise
Leah is very sweet tooo, I appreciate her enjoyment of salads, hehe. 
i used to like penny but then i lost like 3 hearts for saying i wouldn't want to have kids
NOOOOO
Tree
it's okay i have madeline with emily
she gives me free cloth
straight to the shipping bin !
this is why i go to the wiki before i get the heart events dude
Thaaaat was a little ridiculous. 
Madeline is a cute name
That's very sweet, hehehe. 
they kinda suck irl 💀
i grew some and they were SOUR
is it polly?
OMG I LOVE STAR FRUIT IRL
it's like sour
||coopmaster or shepherd||
fish
yeah..
Wha...
I thought since they are expensive in game, the real thing might taste really good.
that route is kinda eh but ig i'd go with coopmaster
Depends on your play style
i dont know either
it died tho so no more starfruits
Wdym playstyle?
i don't think they are since they're pretty small
Maybe thats why pierre and abigail complained to me that my starfruit wine taste like crap...
they don't look like stars unless cut though
lmao maybe yours were just unripe like mine
I like sour
no not that sour like sour with no sweetness
So thats what it looks like irl
i dont want no kids
i'm fine not having kids
adoption is the only way if any
my girlfriend and i are happy as it is even though she could technically have kids w me
nah they have bad taste
If minmaxing profit ||going shepherd and sheep can beat ancient fruit wine g/day||
If ||you like coop animals or ostrich then coopmaster||
im gonna go play sdv now and just focus on that i think
I wonder how sour is it, is it like lemon or an acquired taste?
I MISSED ITT 😭
not as sour as lemons
hmm idk how to describe it
im now curious
im not sure if we have starfruits here.
Maybe we do have
Ohhh its called carambola
altho I havent tasted one before
Hm I see
What's the purpose of fixing ||the bridge to the otherr side of ocean?||
Extra forageables, gives you access to the old mariner to buy mermaid's pendants and to catch the summer legendary fish
Owww would you recommend me to build coop and stuff or to give 400 woods to that? i already have 4chicken donno if I should get a barn or fix that
is it just me or do y'all also skip/not participate in any of the events after playing for forever? 
if you wanna get married yes otherwise no the legendary fish is rlly hard to catch
wait i feel like i should've asked that in #stardew-spoilers instead lol oops
Nah I want to be rich and single so thanks
im playing them now cuz theres new event dialogue
OMG YES 2 EARTH CRYSTALS
niiice
i think every 2 yrs it changes
ohhh icic :0
Do I have to interact with the FleshBags in town?
||i missed the flower dance this "even" year, hayz...||
yes.
The flesh bags have the chance of giving you free shit if the flesh bags like you.
whats the point of seed makers if they take 1 fruit/vegetable and give you back a seed? where is the profit
They can give you multiple seeds
From 1 fruit
/veg
"The Seed Maker can produce 1-3 seeds of the same variety as the input crop (97.51% chance, average of 2 seeds), 1-4 Mixed Seeds (1.99% chance), or 1 packet of Ancient Seeds (0.5% chance)."
This is unacceptable.
oh so the first ancient fruit and sweet gem berries i get are all worth to put in seed makers?
Definitely ancient fruit. You only really need 2 sweet gem berries for the whole game, so you might as well just buy that, especially with how long it takes to grow 1 in the first place
Sweet gem berries are not worth the time they take to grow for said value
oh i see ty!
also is there a reason why my geode crasher machine disappeared after i put it in clints house?
You probably left it in his walk path
couldnt he walk around?
How do I get ancient seed
That's not how that works
Nah, I once fished for the whole day and put it all on a chest just for leah to walk through it and release all my days work into the wild
Got another ancient seed but i already donated one to gunther, what do i do with it
Eat it
Great idea
Plant it in the greenhouse if you've unlocked it

No geeenhouse
I mean, it's plantable in every season so you could just plant it outside, but ancient fruit greenhouse is always quite profitable
(Minus winter)
hello
Hello
Eehhhhh I guess plant it outside, use speed grow and then use a seed maker to get as many as possible before winter/until you get the greenhouse
He could use a seed extractor
Or whatever it's called
Welcome 🎉
thanks!
ah damn i cant talk in vc
oh well
wanted people to hang out with and like talk to while i play but its understandable, good way to get rid of trolls and such yk
Can't remember the command that explains why, but yeah basically to stop trolls and bots and stuff. You need to be level 5 to be able to talk in vc and to send pics in the channel (you can still send to #images-and-memes though)
thats fair
To check your level, use /lvl in #governors-mansion
I want to upgrade my coop but I only have the option of building a new one
How is that? I want a rabbit
bun bun
Your coop? You have to scroll across and there'll be an option to build one. You click on it, and then it'll take you to your farm and you select which one you want to upgrade
Ohhh thank you
whats your fav farm type
I really love the beach farm and forest farm
What about you
i like the beach and four corners farms, and the new meadowlands one is rly cool as well
from what time can you get the community center cutscene again?
where you unlock it for the first time
nvm got it
hi idk where to ask this question so ima just do it here ig, does anyone know if the secret note with maple syrup is only one per file? in my coop file my friend did it but i can’t get it to work too? but i have the note and the quest.
i think everyone is supposed be able to complete it but im not sure, so maybe its like a glitch from the update?
Does anyone know the most profitable spot to fish in winter
Mountain lake iirc
instead of buying sheeps what should I buy ?
any good money methods early
Fishing
Pigs
are mega bombs worth it? or should i just stick with regular?
Both mega bombs and regular bombs are good
got it, ty
mega bombs are better.
the don't use coal.
is that general chat of stardew valey?
or there is another Chat that general one that all talk on it
We have #town-square for anything discussing outside of Stardew if that’s what you’re asking?
Ty
ty
No problemo
Is there is picture chat?
Thanks
1.6 to Xbox when...
my prediction is for may after the cook book is released lmaooo (based on nothing)
I finished the vault bundle to repair the bus but it’s not working? I must wait for the next day?
yes

what about the time ?
Hello. I'm new to game (played at launch but forgot most things)
what's the best farm to start with?
Standard is good for newbies
Or the new meadowland
standard or forest farm if you are new in the game
okie. Thank you
Nope
Yes
Hi!! I’m new to stardew valley! Downloaded it yesterday! Any tips? :3 

have fun 🙂
Thank you!!







