#stardew-valley
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You need to donate it
To get the seed
You cant plant your ancient seed if you dont donate it lol
You get the artifact version, and when you donate it you get the plantable version
Once you donate an Ancient Seed (Artifact), Gunther gives you Ancient Seed (Seed) and the recipe to turn Artifact into more Seeds
Gus

Gunther is really forgettable

Wait so uh I have the seed still?
If you picked up the museum rewards yea
Hmm I have no idea if I did
These are the actual seeds you plant
If you didn’t it’ll be waiting there
Elliot or Harvey as a spouse. I love both of the dorks but I most choose one
Download a multiple spouse mod and marry them both
Oh I think I have that. So I plant in my greenhouse then put in seed maker when done?
Plant in place
It’ll take a season to grow, after that it’ll produce fruit every 7 days
Put the fruit into seed makers until you’ve gotten all the seeds you need
Then wine profit
Plant in place? Huh?
“Place” is the place your planting your ancient fruit
so greenhouse is fine?
this is a lie
Yeah
Wat
Thanks 🙏
No talking about stardew in adventurers guild
Town square is the perfect middle ground
Honestly how seasoned is usually is how town square should be and town square should be adventurers guild but whatever
I’ve accumulated that much yeah, you can hold even close to that much because of the integer limit, the game just reverts it back to 0
seasoned should just become an off topic channel honestly
with all the off topicness that happens...
New farmers isnt much different
no honestly it isnt
bannis david and i are starting an adventurers guild revival tho 
So I saw
I didnt participate much
and I wasn't invited?
fake friend fr
not help8jg you with crosswords anymore 😔
Did you even help today
Word was star
mf I have helped with most of them
and I have solved like 90% od the ones I helped with
sit down non vocubaleiet boy
nobody said you couldn’t come along 
Nobody told me it was happening 😐
Boooo
I don't dilly dally on discord all day like somebody (its you David you're the dilly dallyer)
nerd
🤓
autocorrsct not letting me be hateful 😡
More like you not knowing proper grammar
I can't say fuck without it autocorrecring to duck
Duck you
I use proper grammar at school all day you can't expect me to do it at home too
I can and I do
fwick
Beth said a cuss word!!!!!
What the flip
fwi*k
Periodt.
helloo
Brute or defender?
Brute
Hey! Welcome
hello, welcome to the server
Hello!
Where is the best place to fish
what season are you in
nvm i found a really simple thing
^ this is specifically for money
am fishing currently 
Is there a type of fence that doesn't break?
people happen to fish for money quite often 🔥
i am one of said people
Me in year 1
no but hardwood fences are realistically not going to break before you get the clock
Also where is a good place to put my mini shipping box?
fwiiick
just keep it in your inventory
Ok

so 




Finished Vault
bad job
We should get pumpkin seeds when we harvest pumpkin, but as a separate fruit. Who doesn't save the seeds to roast them?
Pumpkins are already very good crops they don’t need to drop seeds too
The game economy is already totally unbalanced let's make it fun
Only crops that give their seeds when harvesting are coffee beans and sunflowers
Getting seeds for every crop would make Pierre broke
Although that's a good thing for many people
Not a seed that you can replant. A seed you cook. Because theme
Wow y'all are boring
been a whlie hello
wish i got a coffee bean in spring 😔
i would have a coffee empire for summer at this rate
hi
@deep pollen one reason to try to get to lv40 of mines in spring
Usually my first bean is from a dust sprite but the cart has them sometimes
i got ps4 plus
Deez beenz
the urge to just dupe everything i need is so strong
One more iridium tool to go
Joja sells cheaper seeds
Only for sunflowers, not for anything else
what’s the best crop for spring?
I use strawberries
potatoes then strawberries
ah mkk tyyy
Assuming you mean for Money
Strawberries
Potatoes if you don’t have them yet
You get the most from them if you buy them and plant the next first day of spring
tyy! i forget this all the time 😭
hello
hi
hey!
im not sure the best way to go about this. but i want to find people to play stardew w?
Blacksmith or Prospector?
I prefer Prospector since late game Main money is crops not Ore and Coal is annoying to grt
And so begins a new season
WHERE IS THE CREDIT OH MOY OGD
is it worth it to upgrade your pickaxe?
@west hearth YOUR NOT CREDITING DISEASE IS SPREADING
What’s up guys anyone play on Xbox ???
i’m not the first person to post that without credit but ok
@storm aurora absolutely
tis a joke 😔

rude
you summoned me here for THIS? HMMMMMMMMMM?
what does it do? other than let me break the big boulders on the farm
i'll just act like you dont exist from now on mb
wait no come back i’ll give you brownies
guys whats the best layout for hops
i wanna stock up a lil so i can make some pale ale passively during the wintr
@storm aurora also takes fewer swings to break things, which saves you energy
Highest priority upgrade imo
Break things faster = less time spent and less energy spent = more efficient caving
More efficient caving = more Ore = more upgrades
Yep
why hops
Hops are highly profitable but labor intensive
i cannot
obviously 😔
i just gotta grab them when they regrow
i dont see the labour intesity in that
Well yes they regrow quickly so that is labor
thats like no labour smh
its not like im gonna be doing anything all season because i planted way too much stuff
Also maturea faster in the kegs than wine so you have to empty and refill more often
is the price the same to sell to willy as it is to send in shipping container 🤨
yes 🤨
okay thanks 🤨
no problem 🤨
You should sell to willy because I think it makes him happy
so true
But frfr, the advantage of selling in person is you can use the money immediately instead of waiting a day. That can be be important early on if you're trying to rush, as one day can be the difference betwen fully growing a crop and not
i like bananas :D_ _
Wdym class
hey chat
source code
And I assume it’s to easier differentiate from game2, so on if those exist?
this has probably been asked a million times, but should i get the game on mobile (i have never played this game before)
i’d say if you can, get it on steam
no pc
then yeah mobile will do
i named my farm "SG's Farm" and it showed up as "SG's Farm Farm" in the cutscene :(
That will be a recurring problem, you may wanna restart
ok
but
actually
i find it kinda funny
i wanna keep it lol
also i cant open the gift :(
nvm got it
game seems pretty good so far

Haha I accidentally set off a bomb in my house and all the furnaces vanished
Oopsie
i forgot this was the sdv server for a minute and you made me do a double take
I like your use of "vanished"
TO THE VOID
" haha I accidentally put a pressure cooker full of nails in my neighbors house and they vanished"
"Did you cook something today?" "Furnaces"
so i mightve accientially removed the batteries from my carbon monoxide detector and my family just disappeared lol /j
you can wife people in this game :0
also how progress .-.
Should I get tiller or rancher?
Yes. Or husband people
Hey so uh oddly specific question but, if I leave my winter seeds (fully grown to forage) for a day, do they disappear at all?
stardew valley is a dating sim comfirmed!?!!!?????!?!
yo what should I get on my level 5 farmer choice. Tiller or Rancher?
Stardew is a relationship sim masquerading as an rpg masquerading as a farming sim
btw how do i progress in this game
lol
Tiller
bet
Heard
As a person who is on day 2, Tiller
No cap
lmao
( i do not know what a tiller does )
Ooo I should have made more bombs for this run
That's wack yo
is the railroad place good to always get loot or is it not great?
wait you can blow stuff up in this game?????????
@frank mulch it's good to clear it every season if you still need artifacts
Otherwise you can plant trees there for wood/hardwood or resin
oh ok so it's good for CC
Museum
Clears rocks easily
If you clear it there's a good chance to get the fingers you can dig up regularly

How the heck am I suppose to get lewis purple shorts in marnie's bedroom if I'm not good enough friends with her?
I think you answered your own question
They say girls like diamonds
shit me these quest make me gotta talk to people crap
Yep, developing relationships with the npcs is the only way to unlock some of the best stuff ij the game
oh damn
Pumpkin pies are a girl's best friend
Also can I get blueprint of a loom by buying it without actually being level 7 in farming?
lmao
No
ok well I can't get a mill without actually level up damn
Yeah you're a farmer you actually gotta work son
lmao
guys im on day 2 what shoulf i do
Figure out the game, run everywhere.
make sure to have stardew valley wiki to help you with 90% of question
i ran everywhere day one, and i almost didnt get home .-.
oh yeah wikis exist
Yeah actually for a brand new player I suggest taking time to learn the map. Plant a few crops, water them, then walk around and go in all the buildings
tutorial made me plant some of the seeds i got from the gift on day one
and i went into three homes
Things slowly open up on their own in the first week or two. Just pay attention to what the game tells you and explore
the game told me to clear out the area, so im doing that and i just slowed down .-.
yeah its reeealy low rn
See if you have any items that restore it, otherwise don't use your tools anf find something else to do
my character just slept on the floor, but atleast i leveled up lol
i lost money though ._.
ok
Anyone else having problems in 4 player multiplayer? My group is trying to play but the 3rd and 4th player always gets disconnected every 5-10 minutes. Doesn't matter who hosts, the 3rd and 4th player are always screwed. No idea if its a known issue or what.
I don't have friends

as a mobile user with no co op and is on day three, i have the same issue
Interesting
So. The wild farm
...there's no space for a full scarecrow + surrounding tiles.
My OCD is killing me
Ah the mistake you're making is growing crops
Angr
no hate to the game, but for me, the game seems a bit boring for me :(
help i got all spring forage on day 1

not everyone enjoy this type of gaming, perhaps you should play action or first person shooter games instead
fortnite for example
Yeah it's not for everyone
H
i understand why people would enjoy a game like this, but ig i do not sadly
Well at least you gave it a shot
I usually dont play relaxation games
My favourite genres are puzzle games (think understand) and moderately hard, not that bad games (think cuphead)
And i still love this game
It's relaxing until you get to ||skull cavern||
And unless you know what a job feels like. Then this game can definitly not feel relaxing
I spend more time on wiki than ingame
I mean even thats pretty relaxing
Just found out grass starter can be placed anywhere in town even bridges
Its not difficult by any means
Hahahah I mean a real job
I was talking about ||sc||
And inside houses
I have idea
Ah. Yeah it freaks some people out but I agree
I'm gonna ruin joja mart with grass
Thats what i like about swords over hammers
Its a defensive weapon
You can just hold left click and nothing can touch you
Hammers require a little mashing
No defense. Only attack
youtube made it seem funner lol
What type of games do you normally play
Because the early game is way, WAY more boring than midgame
This game is focused on mainly midgame
Which is post completing cc
It definitely rewards some time investment. The first time I played I only got maybe 3-4 hours in and dropped it. Came back years later and it clicked
that too
And your farms after your first are more fun. Once you have the freedom to play whatever dumb way you want
i find it boring once you reach a lot of hearts, and just grab money
i find cooking, fishing for achievements and other thing to look for boring
Okay if you are fishing for achievements
You havent reached postgame yet
you fish for achivements in this game too?
yep
Yeah
You need to catch 1 of each fish
I have 100s of hours and haven't had a perfect farm. I just can't be bothered
Why is wanting to finish the game considered an unpopular opinion
better than catching 200 quest fish only being able to catch one per day (terraria)
When do you guys end ur runs
If you like terraria you should like this
when i don't feel like continuing,
When my pc is unable to load the game quicker
Plans failed
Just gets boring
I havent even done any post cc content and im almost on year 3
Are yall just completely ahead of me on everything
And better
idk guess its different for me ¯_(ツ)_/¯
How far have you gotten in the game
I'm better than everyone 
i've got the best weapon, in year 3 summer
Just know that farming is arguably the most boring part of the game
If you dont like it, dont be discouraged
Nice, i got super lucky with omni geodes and got it year 2
Wait do you mean BEST weapon
yep
its the #1 weapon
Yeah most of my "farms" barely grow crops after y1
And if they do its automated
With sprinklers
i plant seeds and leave them, sprinklers are great
How did you get 3 of the post cc thing so quickly
i got it in the mines
I mean like the greenhouse is full and then maybe two sprinklers on the farm. Maybe
I actually love the beach farm
which one
i think we should continue in seasoned
Stardew
i got to day 3 then stopped .-.
Dude
You havent seen 0.01% of the games content
Have you even unlocked fishing
Have your parsnips even grown
Don't need to shove down the man's throat
no ._.
Both takes are valid. I've played a lot of games for like a half hour and then dropped them
Stardew you absolutely have to push througha couple of boring, wtf am I doing hours. Not everyone wants to do that and it's fine
it might be because i have 2 other games that im also playing at the moment
Stardew is all about planning and goal
as a first time you definietly have a plan and goal in mind
Plan to make money, Goal to make the farm beautiful
Yeah there is sooo much to the game it's easy for a new player to get lost
First time play is for learning, the mechanics, the story the objective
my first plan was to earn money
You can't expect a new player to plan it out in things he doesn't know yet
when i first started
Well you were an alpha brain new player then
You can't play the game "right" without a wiki
as a former player the community center is a center for the community (can be replaced with joja cola)
Good, I suppose you're aware how to rebuild the cc or contributing with Joja?
My first plan was to earn money, then i started buying plants, and started fishing, then my goal was to either get rich by doin these or make my house slightly look good
my first plan was to grow a parsnip
ive seen a couple of stardew shorts and thats partly what convinced me to try the game
Most people playing the game for the first time are just following the prompts fornthe first few weeks and there isn't a ton of guidance there. Unless they use outside resources, guides, the wiki, etc, and study the game outside the game
ya tbh i ran the game with prompts and then after got the hang i restarted #
my first playthrough, was me giving pierre Mixed seeds, and giving abigail sea weeds
i was like, why were they ungrateful
Just because you didn't got overwhelmed, doesn't mean other players will do
I got them a gift!
Accurate representation of AI model
tbh i thought Pierre would've like mixed seeds for free, he sells those
He doesnt sell those
its still seeds though
If your friend knows you like caps and gave you a pink beanie, wouldn't you accept that with gratitude?
pierre can’t even appreciate his family you expect him to appreciate a gift?
ellooooo???
hi, welcome to the server!
how was i suppose to know if Pierre was a bast
If i sold you car parts
He met me with enthusiasm
Do you assume i like car parts
the fake enthusiasm so he could eventually stab you in the back frfr
Thats lewis
It's really difficult to put yourself back into the mind of someone who doesn't know anything about the game. I find it understandable that someone plays for an hour, doesn't get it, comes here, asks a few questions, and doesn't think it's worth their time investment. That all sounds totally rational to me
no i assumed you have a car
yeah it’s not completely unheard of tbh
Now imagine i sell engines and you give me an exhaust pipe
and i’m sure the community jumping on them acting like they’re insane doesn’t help them wanna play lol
Well... yes. I always give my mechanic friends clutch throwout bearings for their birthdays
How are we jumping on them
you got a fair point, but still you got a free seed
What the fuck will do with a seed?
And people complain about getting clay from FotWS
grow it with love DUH
well im probably gonna head out
I'll be honest, I thought Pierre was both a shop owner and a farmer, because he looks like the type of dude to farm
Look, caroline still sends me a parnsip from time to time even though I have purchased the ability to literally bend space and time. And I still appreciate that.
might try the game at a later date again
byegys
He is
next time you play, i hope you enjoy it!!
it's the parsnip of alliance
He just buys my farm and call it his
Don't worry fam, this chat can be terrifying sometimes but don't worry to ask questions
i'd just plant it
it dies or not, doesn't concern me
Yeah but like
The friend KNOWS im a farmer
He knows i have god knows how many seeds
but question, why doesn't Krobus like strange buns even though shadow brutes in the mines drop them from time to time? (not like I'm trying to slander the best boy Krobus, I just don't get why he doesn't like them)
It didn't sound like they got a terrifying response to not liking the game
i'm a hoarder, so i can never have too much seeds
Same reason shane doesnt like strange bun, i have no fucking clue
No like imagine this in real life
How many people you know want a gift of a human spleen
Best response
my game keeps getting a random black screen on android
yes yes, i'm farming and my friend gave me 1 piece of seed, and says your welcome, i just plant it somewhere out of the field 
......I get it now has a thought wait-
Yea but its a trash gift
Especially if its one single seed
If i got a nokia as my present, i'll make it into a hammer
"Hey I know your people are usually hunted for sport but here's your friend's ear! Merry winter tree day!"
see if #vanilla-tech-support can help!
Stardew's mixed seeds looks like a handful of seed
I get it, chill out
Uhhhh ok?
then you realize that the mixed seeds are a pile of dead ants

He's changed
He's not like his vicious brethren anymore
The mixed seeds are just the raisins someone didn't like in oatmeal raisin cookies
Also probably because strange buns are the remains of shadow brutes but that's just me
true
but if they're remains of shadow brutes.......why do we eat them????
Why wouldn't we eat them :)
We eat raw fish
We eat dishes with the plate
We drink the cups alongside the actual drink
We aee monsters
We eat bug steak
We eat algae with our bare hands
We eat foods, as big as half of our body
We can eat pufferfish without suffering internal poisoning
We just lose energy
Instead of hp
We die if we eat Penny's dish
I GET IT
GG
We leave shrimp cocktail in a closed box in someone's house for three years then pull it out and scarf it down
We have the intestines of the god of sharks
We eat a whole fukin cake in time stop
Steve is gonna be afrai-
wait steve can eat cakes under a second
What is Willy named after?
Willy Wilson
How did Abigail get her purple hair?
His most notable asset
From eating ameythsts
She took wizard's spoiler spoiler and dyed her hair
By throwing herself into a fish pond full of super cucumbers
What time do I catch Lewis and Marnie in the act in the bush
Once you see them
Gonna make emily my bae in this save
It's in a secret note
So check those
Who is the best marriage candidate in your opinion?
Leah
no one is the best
For both Bachelors and Bachelorettes
Oh, no rules, Evelyn
I love them all equally
Leah has been said I have been summoned,
|| Robin marry me ||
he isn't a marrige canidate, but he counts in my opinion, Krobus
I WISH WE COULD
But if were talking about base on opinions that you can marry
It's Emily, Sebas, not abi, Leah, Penny and Kent
Still going to abuse Lewis’ Shorts for fun in every display possible
Luau, Stardew Fair, and as a christmas gift to Abigail
What is one thing you can't imagine a character ever doing?
Like Penny ripping off books
Leah eating meat i'm guessin you'll say
Penny has no soul of course she steals from the library
Sebastian ending his frog addiction
George participating in a pride parade
George runni-
George standing up for himself
Alex reading books
Penny hating kids
Marnie yelling
Krobus attacking the player
i can imagine him doing that
Lewis mayoring
Lewis actually running the town and not letting Robin do all the work
Clint marries Emily
Clint getting laid
Pierre being a father
Demetrius careing about Sebastian
Demetrius caring
I was talking overall
Hat mouse
his name is Hat mouse, nothing more
Robin not secretly wanting a divorce
I'mma call it Lord emperor Haert Antonio Demenio Mous Moeus the III jr.
If I put coffee in the fridge why doesn't it turn into iced coffee
wait, I do know, it's because the temperature in the fridge isn't low enough for the coffee to freeze
Okay then why not cold brew
Wait WHY do I have 182 blueberries sitting in the fridge??
I went back to my first save and boy let me tell you I made some decisions
You have no idea how many fish I had in chests when I restarted it
So many
I wasn't using the wiki so I hoarded everything
This save has a lot of first hand knowledge of hated gifts
Narrator: no, no she did not
i still struggle with wanting to hold on to every little thing 
same
Let go of the things you love and you'll find true happiness
I have a whole stack of blueberries but not enough kegs
do I just sell them as is? I'm poor but I wanted wines
Yeah just sell
you can keep em for now and use it as next batch
They are better as jelly really
I'm starting to have so many of everything and I'm too slow to process it all
try make more kegs or sell some of it
I'm gonna build a shed next for it but I can't get any coal
lvl 40+ in the mines kill those black small things
Generally high-yield, low value crops are better as jelly. You can process them faster
The calculations for wine and jelly are different making wine better for high individual value crops
time to go hit the mines and smash dust sprites continuously
also make sure to tap any mine carts you see in the mines
they typically have coal in them
There are not enough dust sprites :( but I will try
if you grind for a full day there is. i usually can get a good stack of like 50
which isn’t a lot but… it’s better than 0 🙏🏼
Have you unlocked the sewer?
I do have the sewer
How do you get 50? I feel like I only really see like 15 sprites
i reset the floor many times
i also hit rocks sometimes which gives me some coal every now and again
yea resting floors works
Have you completed cc?
There's a post-cc consumable that helps too
Not yet I'm missing two fish
Oh :( I'm so close
or if you have too much wood turn em to coal that works too
Does more luck = more sprites? Or are monsters not impacted
if im grinding coal i go on a bad luck day
you want unlucky day for more enemies
So I should remove lucky ring ? Or is that okay
remove.
I didn't think luck affected spawns at all
more luck less enemies less luck more enemies
at least until now, ppl said so, who knows
Change your mining skill to miner>prospector if you're going to mine a lot, otherwise just mine normaly
I'm pretty sure luck does not affect spawns, but it does give you more coal from rocks. I could be wrong
yea miner then blacksmith is great
That's what I set it to originally, I just seem to never find any coal :( I'm a bit scared but is there lots of coal in the desert or am I better off here?
use normal mines
you’re correct actually
wow
i thought it did
wonder whos first spread the luck affect monster spawn, totally not me
I mean it seems ljke it would make sense
sus…..
It's 6pm.. I got 4 coal 
keep trying
How can I get to desert without paying 500
totem
totem
Sprites keep giving me coffee beans 
The Charcoal Kiln is the best solution I think
unless u have mid-late game construct that let u ||teleport there||
Love it
luck too high
@sick arrow bring extra omni geodes to the trader and stock up on totems
How do I get lots of omnis
Also get farm totems or just pass out in the cave to maximize time
||skull cavern|| runs mostly
high lvl in mines or desert mines
If you have any qi quests do those for easy access to lots of farm totems
What gear do I need to start doing it
Aight
just iridium sword will do
500 is nothing compared to what you earn daily honestly
What's swaggy
if can't get get that lava kayana or the 1 hit ghost weapon the dark sword will do
I know. My mom was just asking and I didn’t know
I GOT 18 COALS
hi, welcome to the server
😁
YAAYAYYY 
Sure but getting to the desert at 6:10 instead of waiting for the bus is huge
i like your pfp Flam
nice
Lots of bombs, lots of food
Yippee another Welcome Home fan




It's severed
hello, welcome to the server
Why does it look so sassy though
Eyes rolling
Thank you, I'm going to read the information for a while
I wish we could eat the gems in game
I want to be like Abigail
YAAAAASSSSS

let’s go!!!! truffle time 💃🏻
I think eating rocks would make you OP though mayhaps
SNOOTIES 🐖🐖
There was someone on my strange addictions like that I think..
Yeah WAIT is the farmer eating unseasoned food the whole time
probably
sometimes
bob
I would cry if I was the farmer imagine almost croaking in a cave so you eat unseasoned crab cakes
bob
its seasoned with sweat and tears
bob😅
And the silica jell in your backpack
Survival burger
bug steak 🤮
bob🍔
bob🥩
WHY IS THE PIG SO EXPENSIVE
bob's burgers
Tbh it should be called spoiled dishes
bob 🐖
For how long it has been in your chest or inventory
bob 🍽️
It can find a lucrative item
bob 🧰
bob🔍
no my 20 pepper poppers disagree
What's with the spam
bob 🌶️
Bob⭐
Pig is unsightly but will make you rich
That being said WHEN I CATCH YOU GUS-
I made my pigs into Bacon
maybe they are like a Pokémon
bob died. . . . . . . . .. .. . . .
...I wanted him to be cute .. what is this

The most unfortunate looking pig
anyone know a good butcher mod
i named my pig after big mom
for the kids
The pigs look more like hogs if anything
Katakuri?
||lvl 10 foraging + pig + not winter = money ❤️||
no
what..
i named her daugther pudding
yes.
Perorin
a butchering mod for the little animals

I'm new to this server but I'm blocking someone already
I blocked someone as well
oop
and the kids on the farm useless mafakas
right then anyway
welcome to the server
🤭
this is post cc content and can’t be talked about at all on this channel, pls delete this message and brief over the pins to see what can be discussed 🙏🏼
it was me 😭
you are not wrong
fr
Ok
what
i’m on y2 and i’m not gonna be finishing the cc anytime soon i don’t think lol
well, maybe. i just keep spending my money on other stuff
jpja
Me finishing it year one be like
i’m on a joja run
play at ur own pace my dudes
hi obli 
Hello!
how are you?
Good on my way home
Same
same
i finished the comunity center in a month (by getting it shut down)
when the fish decides to go 0-100 on me and i lose the catch
Fuck those catfish
ikr still dk how I got the crimsonfish 😭
pufferfish are a little bit of a struggle to me too sometimes 
dare i say skill issue 

down with the catfish
hi
This will be the only message you get from me tho, im about to leave for work 
Some fish requires fishing lv10 + iridium rod + trap bobber to be even catchable honestly
glad to see you pop in even for just a moment. have a glorious day
i’ll see you again when i wake up

I used to be dookie poo-poo at fishing I'm surprised I'm better now I'm still terrible though
have a good night
HAVE FUN SLAYING
sipping on quartz
Ello chat

oh real quick, i recommend doing this in the near future, it opens up great opportunities to make more money 
i will then
I haven't romanced Abi yet I usually go after Haley and Penny
now get to scooting sir you’re gonna be late

you’re so based for going after haley 🙏🏼
She's so silly and cute
Understandable
I always go for Haley and sebastian.. 
For me it’s abi and seb ALL the way
she just needs a little love at first
I don't even talk to the Bachelors if I don't have to
What do you mean you don't even talk to Linus?
I would like to see the cross reference if player age to bachelor/ette preference
trying to romance my pookie bear krobus
Linus is always my best friend
He actually makes me mildly angry
Damn
Messed up
Haley is attractive
I don't know why he's afraid of me I GAVE HIM PRODUCE
Romanceable Linus mod when
thats so funny 😭😭😭
I lowkey wanna Romance Pam she makes me blush sometimes
blud
@foggy current
Anyways how's your day with Haley?
MAGNIFICENT she moved a mediocre chair in my room
jak is the only other person i’ve seen say they wanted to romance pam
When you accidentally attempt to milk a duck.. what's happening to him
did I attempt to squeeze the life out of him? It sounds SCARY
What she's kinda fine in an old lady way
she just needs that pale ale and she’s a peach 
I'm preparing to go on my trip. Also, hi. Also also, holy mother of BASED
When I first played the game I wanted to romance Pam. I juat figured she would have a WILD romance atory
have fun, be safe, hi, and i know i thought of you instantly
anyway i’m headed off to bed guys, goodnight!!
Like when she calls me pretty I do a back flip in my soul
B-but she sleeps on the couch
Me too
- based
- hi
- i won't be available for a few hours cuz imma be on a train
Ahoy
Damn, discord is acting up
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Aw, thanks for thinking about me
Right Discord keeps geeking
Especially mobile
Pam and Demetrius gets treated like they put their children in a basket down the river
Feels pretty canon honestly lol
A bit late but this a reminder spam is against our rules so please don’t continue to do so.
blud
Demetrius does very much prefer one child over the other, and it's very visible
I feel like Pam could work on her alcoholism but she doesn’t rlly do anything abt it
Well Harvey could refer her to that therapist
But why would Pam change when Penny 100% enables her
Pam is quite a sad character once you look into it. She knows she's getting old and now can't undo her mistakes, so all she can do is wallow in self-pity and alcoholism while wearing a mask of someone who is happy
Demitrius is certainly not a perfect dad but there's not enough evidence thay he's a bad one either
He isn't a terrible dad, but he could me much much better
I think Pam slays the town and everyone needs to recover from her smh
Regular or mega
Either, I would say craft mega or buy regular
From where
@sick arrow and you want as much luck as you can get
Do you have a crystalarium?
Do you have all 4 dwarf scrolls?
Yes
time to go to post-cc content
Yes
You can buy bombs from the dwarf
If you have a lot of rubies, the desert trader can give you spicy eel which is really good
Ok
What's up with the spirits eve maze
Whoops
Ty
Even then, coffee/espresso over any drinks
I think he spends more time with Maru because of their interests in the biological Sciences as opposed to Compsci like Sebastian so I interpret his protective nature as him not wanting to lose someone who he knows understands him
casually linking to someone who spoils
My phone fainted yo
also why...
In the winter fishing festival, Demetrius casually destroyed Seb's snowman
My mushroom trees are absolutely out of control
BAHAHAHAHA WHEN
ok that's a solid reason for Seb to hate his dad
I forgot the name of the winter festival that happens in cindersnap forest
He just wants to be treated like an equal to Maru
well i mean maru is a child prodigy and seb is seb
keg empire
Oop
She isn't a child prodigy, she's above average
compared to the rest of the villagers she is
A prodigy...
tempted to buy this just so i can make 10 seeds for winter..
And Seb is a really good programmer
She's building whole robots with fruit though
i would do you could finish cc early
Befriend Caroline and turn them into tea saplings
That's like being the smartest kid on the short bus by virtue of being the only one who doesn't lick the windows. 😝
i already did
Maru would lick a window for science
not good money in winter
.
Please don't lick the science
exactly like, coding is cool and somewhat hard but compared to what maru be doing it’s not that much
except maru is like actually smart
She would pay someone ti do it just to see what diseases one could get
Especially when it's on fire ...
And apparently everyone else is dumb as a brick
Like Sam forcing people to climb trees
💀
i mean most of the people compared to her are, like they rarely show any signs of higher intelligence
mobile players crying in the corner
Switch players crying because why is the graphics bad
Maru also really doesn't. Her biggest feat is making a robot. There are toy sets FOR CHILDREN, that do something very similar
the pc player did that purely because his save corrupted and he can’t figure out how to save it
she made that from fruit tho
God Clint is such a doofus
When you have magic, and when you can duplicate crystals out of thin air, I don't think that making a robot out of juice is that interesting
Simple machines don't compare to a sentient robot, that being said her lack of understanding for life is a little unnerving
1 like = 1 respect for clint
I bet he's wearing sketchers
Crocs
Yucky bro
we have one character in the whole game who can use magic not including our farmer, it’s not really fair to compare magic to intelligence
The farmer can build crystalariums just by looking at a sheet of paper with instructions. A SINGLE TIME
Not really
yeah because it’s a game
our farmer is invincble 😂
There are more magic wielders
Two geniuses
just give him 1 survival burger and he is invincble 😂
wait no there’s the witch
Qi, Wizard, also there's a 99% chance that the Henchman has some magic abilities
The farmer is so strange thinking about it I'm surprised we aren't kicked out
still compared science to magic is like comparing a rocket ship to fucking harry potter
wait no, it’s exactly like that
We don't really see anyone else even be interested in science, so we don't really know how hard it is to make a robot out of fruit
seeing how the game is somewhat realistic when you take out magic id say making a robot out of fruit is probably pretty hard
ikr the only thing we contribute to the community is a shitton of wine
It's a bit complicated since she does a quartz watch method where a gem and another battery source is helping it move so the strawberry is a bit of a mystery
"when you take out magic", which can extend to:
Every enemy except bats
Wood regrowing at such a fast pace
Void chickens
Auto-petters
And stardrops
Me with constantly making shirts
We are both overthinking it bro
What days are staircases from trader
I think Penny can do a back flip
What exactly is Shane's 8 heart event? I'm at 8 but can't get any chickens yet
You can now randomly buy blue chickens via Marnie's store
Check the text that pops out when you choose your coops
Why won’t my goat produce milk
Only when they're happy
Give it a fist bump
It’s fed and stuff
And can go out
Several days
Eel
Well
2 days
And nothing
wat exactly do staircases do in the cavern?
Help you get down the level quicker.
Instead of having to find the 🪜
hrmm
You can have kids when you get married and that's where they will sleep.
How to read those secret notes?
The collection tab
Aightt
Is it male
What's the profit margin?
Goats produce milk every other day if they're fed
Is setting it at 25% mean I get 25% more profit?
No, that means you get 75% less
Just play with default profit margin
Ah fudge
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