stardew-valley

[lavish basin]

Never left my house in stardew 🙏

[deep pollen]

I need to go through my messages in here from yesterday

forgot what summer seeds I was gonna buy

can you put melons in preserve jars?

[lavish basin]

Yeah

Melon jelly

[deep pollen]

ez extra profit

[last wigeon]

Any crop except SGB

[earnest harbor]

never even took a single step

[earnest harbor]

are those even worth to grow?

[lavish basin]

Never even launched the game 🙏

[earnest harbor]

never even opened steam

[lavish basin]

Not really, only for stardrop and shipping

[gaunt lion]

Never turned on a compuer

[lavish basin]

Never even turned on my pc

[earnest harbor]

yeah makes sense

[earnest harbor]

never even plugged in my pc

[last wigeon]

Nope

[earnest harbor]

never even had a PC

[lavish basin]

Never even bought a pc

[last wigeon]

Never even existed

[earnest harbor]

never even gone to a store

[lavish basin]

Never even left my house irl

[deep pollen]

factual^

[earnest harbor]

never even lived

[west hearth]

never even left my bed irl

[lavish basin]

Dont know if we can go much further back than that lol

[earnest harbor]

i am just an omniscient being, this does not imply i am alive.

[lavish basin]

So real

[earnest harbor]

never even was inlcuded in the universe

[lavish basin]

Never even was included in the multiverse

(idek what that means but ok)

[earnest harbor]

never even was conceptualized or considered as an idea

[west hearth]

never even was

[earnest harbor]

never even

[lavish basin]

Never

How do people type those blank messages

[last wigeon]

|| ||

[west hearth]

|| ||

[lavish basin]

[last wigeon]

Hah faster than you beth

[lavish basin]

Poopy head was faster

[lavish basin]

Are you really surprised? Competing against an old lady

[last wigeon]

No but Im a crab

[gaunt lion]

I do this

_ _

[lavish basin]

_ _

Oh cool

Thank you cosmic

[last wigeon]

No thats not me their name is Kosmic

With a "K"

[covert latch]

_ _

[lavish basin]

Ok Kreb

[last wigeon]

:[

[deep pollen]

_ _

[lavish basin]

[last wigeon]

Ok Kavid

[covert latch]

__

[lavish basin]

Yeah I figured it out now Khall

[deep pollen]

shutnup

[lavish basin]

Sorry Creb

[covert latch]

_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ im wierd

[deep pollen]

shutupshutupshutupshutupshutupshutupshutup

[late sierra]

Why are mommy and daddy fighting

[lavish basin]

Bet

[covert latch]

ur parents left

[lavish basin]

Who's mommy in this scenario

[deep pollen]

you

[lavish basin]

NO

[deep pollen]

You 🫵

[lavish basin]

You

[late sierra]

I could edit it to daddy and daddy if it makes you more comfortable

[deep pollen]

nuh uh

[lavish basin]

Nah who's mommy, Valor

[deep pollen]

you

duh

[lavish basin]

You got some explaining to do

[lavish basin]

You sure as hell aint daddy

[deep pollen]

I wasn't fighting

dumb bass

[last wigeon]

You still confuse me

[late sierra]

Thank you 😊

[last wigeon]

No bass is not dumb, bass is a cool instrument

[deep pollen]

dumb bass as in bass fish

[autumn blade]

Ok I've reinstalled twice and my game keeps freezing is there anyone I can message about this

[deep pollen]

bass is cool intrument

[last wigeon]

Hmmm

[lavish basin]

Largemouth or smallmouth?

[last wigeon]

Try #vanilla-tech-support

[autumn blade]

I have for 3 days and no answer to any of my questions

[deep pollen]

no mouth

[lavish basin]

No mouth bass

[last wigeon]

Hm... Well Im no technical guy

[late sierra]

I could give emotional support if that helps?

[autumn blade]

Is there an admin or mod I can ping/message?

[late sierra]

Please don’t

[lavish basin]

You can dm bouncer

Idk what the mods can do about that tho

[autumn blade]

Ok

[deep pollen]

🦧

[lavish basin]

Monke

[lone zephyr]

[past gate]

Surely an admin can fix my pc problems

[narrow ingot]

This is a real representation of everyone on #vanilla-tech-support

[past gate]

Literally customer service Karen type

[last wigeon]

Get me CA to fix the bug Im experiencing

[deep pollen]

I didn't get my 5 gold parsnips for the cc I'm gonna spam ping CA 😡😡😡

[last wigeon]

:[

[past gate]

my windows 98 can’t run Stardew where’s CA

[deep pollen]

my phone does have a screen fix this immediately CA

[last wigeon]

My 1 dollar pc cant open Im gonna spam CA's dms

Thats post cc please delete this and go to #stardew-spoilers

[west spoke]

k sry

[novel dawn]

So that dude at the adventurers guild will pay you if you sell your old boots and weapons, right? How do I sell those items to him on mobile?

[last wigeon]

Just like any other way

You open the shop and sell it like normal

Keep in mind they wont pay that much

[novel dawn]

I have no idea how to sell it

[last wigeon]

Try clicking on it

[novel dawn]

It's not like there is a wooden bin thingy

[last wigeon]

Open their shop and try to click on the items you are trying to selll

[novel dawn]

Alright

Will try, hold on

[novel dawn]

Ooooh I found it!!

There was a tiny inventory button in the top corner, thanks

[lone zephyr]

[deep pollen]

how.people getting these stardew pfps

[pallid hill]

same question i was about to ask

[dim tulip]

They look strange

[deep pollen]

I found a ding 🤷

I makea da me

[gaunt lion]

I’ve seen this but never used it

[tender yacht]

The masculine on my profile

[tawdry light]

Just look up stardew valley character creator

[deep pollen]

i founded one

[lone zephyr]

:D

[lethal mango]

Hello

[lone zephyr]

Hi!

[lethal mango]

Hru

[lone zephyr]

I'm alright. Playing Stardew! :D

[lethal mango]

Nice

What u play on?

[lone zephyr]

Steam.

[narrow ingot]

so PC

nice

PC master race

[lone zephyr]

Yee!

Lol.

[lethal mango]

D:

The only mobile player istg

[narrow ingot]

mobile "gamers"

[lethal mango]

😭

[lone zephyr]

I bought the game on mobile to support its release.

[lethal mango]

Lol

@lone zephyr also im looking at ur banner on discord, holy money made batman

[obtuse arch]

i like your name Shimmerina

[hollow blade]

ah! I found my old save!

[obtuse arch]

congrats

[hollow blade]

its only four years but I think its the farthest I have ever gotten

[dreamy hearth]

jsut proposed for the first time ❤️ 🙂

[obtuse arch]

who is it

[dreamy hearth]

alex!!

[hollow blade]

Oooo

[obtuse arch]

the himbo

congrats on the marriage

[dreamy hearth]

thank you thank you

[deep pollen]

what i confused elliot with alex

im tripping

[obtuse arch]

how

[deep pollen]

i have no clue honestly

[late tree]

.

[edgy berry]

is the mobile version good?

vs switch?

[uncut island]

It’s just preference

[obtuse arch]

i think you can mod the moblie version but it tends to be updated last

[uncut island]

Only if it’s android

[obtuse arch]

i started with switch. I thought it was fine

fishing was a bit difficult for me tho

[west hearth]

mobile is good, the only downsides are no co-op, and no modding if on ios

[lethal mango]

How do I mod my galaxy s23

Can I even

[west hearth]

#archived-modded-support might be able to help i think

maybe

[lethal mango]

I see

[undone pawn]

I HAVE DONE IT

I HAVE OBTAINED THE APPLE

CC WILL BE FINISHED

[west hearth]

YAAAAAAASSSSSS

LETS GO!!!!!!!

[undone pawn]

CC IS DONE

Junimos left : (

[deep pollen]

i have messed up my summer one so many times

i keep mis managing time and forgoting to do stuff

[west hearth]

this is why i’m pro joja now

[deep pollen]

7th summer 1 restart

[lavish basin]

Pro Jonathan

[undone pawn]

Can i now blow up joja

[deep pollen]

why are you bully

[lavish basin]

No

[narrow ingot]

yes

[lavish basin]

I'm not bully

[west hearth]

no

[deep pollen]

can put hops in perserve jar or just in keg?

[narrow ingot]

it will turn into a new better building

[narrow ingot]

technically you can put em in jars

but they are worthless in jars

[west hearth]

don’t you dare put it in a jar

[lavish basin]

Not worth it at all

[west hearth]

that’s a big sin

[lavish basin]

Hops are like 20g

[deep pollen]

i dont have kegs yet 😔

[lavish basin]

Why are you even growing hops

[narrow ingot]

^

[lavish basin]

Sinful behavior

[west hearth]

then suffer for now 😠

[deep pollen]

i need hops

[narrow ingot]

without kegs they are worth nothing

[deep pollen]

they are required for master plan

[narrow ingot]

for what

[lavish basin]

No one needs hops

[narrow ingot]

???

[deep pollen]

They are needed.

[west hearth]

shaking my head

[lavish basin]

Smh my head

[gaunt lion]

Stop Hop discrimination today

[undone pawn]

Why

[west hearth]

i mean someone said they eat hops in the mines

so that was new to me

[mild spindle]

Hello

[trail quarry]

Hello

[lavish basin]

You'll see what happened to Jonathans market

[west hearth]

hey! welcome to the server!

[mild spindle]

Thank you!

[lavish basin]

Hi! Welcome

[mild spindle]

How are you guys

[deep pollen]

they're like 45 energy base 🤷

[trail quarry]

good hbu

[mild spindle]

I’m goood

[west hearth]

i meaaaan if it works it works ig

[deep pollen]

i'm so bad at math i need like a plot maker for stardew or som eshit

[narrow ingot]

Jonathan membership

[west hearth]

jonathan!!!

[narrow ingot]

How is that related to math skill

[lavish basin]

Boy kissers can't maths fr

[west hearth]

yeah fr i suck at math

[lavish basin]

Life is better with Jonathan.

[deep pollen]

buy seed need certain amount but maybe too mush space for not enough seed but or maybe not enough space for too many seed?

[narrow ingot]

Become a jonathan. Thrive.

[lavish basin]

Same sis

[narrow ingot]

Heres the general rule:

Assume you have infinite seed money

[deep pollen]

imma go back to being a girl kisser if thats the case

[undone pawn]

Will it explode 🙏

[narrow ingot]

No

[undone pawn]

Goddamnit

Its stardew fair
Gambling time

[lavish basin]

You would never

[deep pollen]

im so bad at maf i need it

hilltop farm makes me want to hurt a mf

[narrow ingot]

Why

Its good

Kind of

[deep pollen]

space is died

[narrow ingot]

Who needs space

[gaunt lion]

Forest Farm Supremacy

[drowsy vortex]

@west hearth is good plant coffee?

[west hearth]

yes

[narrow ingot]

What

[deep pollen]

me

[drowsy vortex]

Speaking of space - one more row in the backpack 🎒 would be helpful

[narrow ingot]

Coffee is pretty good

[mild spindle]

What’s a good gift to get Maru for the gift exchange?

[narrow ingot]

Wait, you got kegs and not third backpack upgrade??

[narrow ingot]

!wiki

[novel thistle]

The official Stardew Wiki can be found at https://stardewvalleywiki.com/. You can use </wiki:1127859742937710612> in #governors-mansion as well!

[deep pollen]

i mean not everybody needs the thir dbackpack 🤷

[gaunt lion]

https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Maru

[drowsy vortex]

Umm I have 3 rows

[narrow ingot]

Ohh

[drowsy vortex]

I think it’s fully upgraded

[narrow ingot]

Yeah man before i thought that having 3 rows would solve all my inventory issues

Now i want a fourth row

[rocky shale]

got my ps4plus back yesir

[drowsy vortex]

4th row seems nicer tbh

[narrow ingot]

Thats gonna be one of the first mods i get

Yoo

Just got my stardrop from old master cannolli

He found the sweetest taste

[gaunt lion]

Bigger Backpack is very nice

[mild spindle]

Thank you!!

[drowsy vortex]

who es master cannoli

[narrow ingot]

The statue in secret woods

[gaunt lion]

Secret Woods statue who gives you a Stardrop when you give him a Sweet Gem Berry

[narrow ingot]

He’s still searching for the sweetest taste

[narrow ingot]

I wish puzzle solutions required spoilers

[deep pollen]

hops are out i forgot i still have 200 salmonberries left

[drowsy vortex]

Hmm I’d only I knew where 2 get sweet gem berry 🤔

The dlc

[narrow ingot]

Is that a rhetorical question

[gaunt lion]

What

[undone pawn]

5 fucking iridium bars

Kms

[narrow ingot]

For what

5 iridium isnt that much

Dude this is new farmers

Wrong char

[undone pawn]

Forgot

[narrow ingot]

Anyways the battery packs are WAYY harder

[undone pawn]

Gotta go to seasoned farmers now that i completed cc 😔

[deep pollen]

guess who planted 100 plants without sprinklers

[narrow ingot]

When is your funeral

Am i invited

[lavish basin]

No one cares thallium

[undone pawn]

Not really for me

[deep pollen]

fuck you deadius

[lethal mango]

I do that every day my dude

[narrow ingot]

Well your rng clearly is better than mine

[merry hawk]

ok i was mining and the air turned green what happened?

[narrow ingot]

I got no storms for all of fall

[undone pawn]

I am pretty sure i already have 5 battery packs that i never used

[narrow ingot]

You will be attacked by some bats

[undone pawn]

So yeah

[narrow ingot]

Lucky

[merry hawk]

glad i got outta there

[narrow ingot]

Anyways iridium is easy to get

[deep pollen]

die

[narrow ingot]

What why

Bats arent that bad just spam attack

[merry hawk]

i mean i didnt have anything else to do so id just be wasting health and time

[trim horizon]

Hello

[narrow ingot]

I mean

You could go down further in mines

Thats something

[merry hawk]

that is what i indeed did

[lavish basin]

Love you too bbg

[narrow ingot]

Ok

[deep pollen]

i hate you bbg

[lavish basin]

[full merlin]

Does the game save after sleeping in multiplayer?

Essentially, like

before this screen

er

the one where it says waiting for other players

[undone pawn]

Oh hey its goddamn morris

[lavish basin]

Yes, just like in single player

[lavish basin]

It saves when everyone goes to bed

[full merlin]

Cause my friend went afk and I wanna make sure I can close the game without them holding up the “waiting for players”

[deep pollen]

is the strange capsule just an any day event that can happen

[gaunt lion]

The game saves when it says “The game has saved” in the bottom left corner

Which is just after the shipping bin profit screen

[robust frigate]

What do i do if my Friend likes shane?

[full merlin]

I worded it so poorly stop 😭

Does it save prior to “waiting for all players”

[gaunt lion]

Again
The save happens after you see the shopping bin profits
Which you see once everyone is asleep

[deep pollen]

it wasnt strange capsule i just got meteor

[full merlin]

Or if I were to close the game with 1/2 ready to continue, would it not save

[gaunt lion]

No
Because it hasn’t said
The game has saved

[full merlin]

Okay okay

[gaunt lion]

But them beer

[deep pollen]

delete the game for them

[remote jasper]

There is no ladder on slime floor

how do I descend

[austere echo]

you have to kill everything

once everything is dead a ladder will appear

[remote jasper]

Geologist or Miner

[gaunt lion]

Miner imo
You almost always need Ore

Also Prospector is nice so you don’t have to actively buy/grind coal as much

[lavish basin]

Miner for sure

[austere echo]

miner

[hybrid vapor]

miner

[west crane]

Miner no doubt

[teal ocean]

That feeling when your cows are finally adults... and you didn't buy the milk pale... and it's Monday...

[west crane]

oof

Wednesday it is

[teal ocean]

Yeeeee... >.> very sad

[hybrid vapor]

i sold all my refined quartz the day before i found out i need it for my sprinklers

[teal ocean]

Oof damn, that's awful! Rates right up there with selling all the quartz right before a thunder storm

[west hearth]

[lavish basin]

[west hearth]

hii

[lavish basin]

Cat stare is almost my number 1 used emoji now

Puffer waahhh is still beating it

[lethal mango]

Hm

[dim tulip]

The one where the cat smacked the woman is my favourite sticker

[lavish basin]

You're evil Gabriel

[dim tulip]

Are you in the "Cats" server?

[lethal mango]

Horse acquired

[lavish basin]

I don't think so

[little iris]

Understand why that friend likes him!

I'm unsure if you mean by this friend liking as in liking him as a character or a romantic interest, but I like hearing my friends talk about why they like / dislike certain characters in the game by messages and calls! XDD 🌸

[Also I plant so many peppers in summer lol-

Huh- I planted too many? Pfft no 200+ is not many. /sarcasm]

[remote jasper]

What happens if you pass out in the water

[gaunt lion]

What

[little iris]

You...pass out in the water!
[But seriously what do u mean by that? :o]

[cinder carbon]

Are... you swimming?

[final herald]

GOT ANCIENT SEED ON DAY THREE

[cobalt hare]

Is it better to grow cranberries or pumpkins?

what makes cranberry so good in fall?

[final herald]

Multiple Harvest

[craggy shore]

Cranberries if sold raw
Pumpkins if processed

[final herald]

And constant harvest

them bitches go crazy

[cobalt hare]

welp still working on kegs so c ranberries it is

[craggy shore]

Quick initial growth time, fast regrowth time, and multiple crops per harvest

[cobalt hare]

I see I see

[craggy shore]

7 days initial growth, 5 days regrowth

[cobalt hare]

thanks!

[west hearth]

[cobalt hare]

does speed gro affect trellis crops?

[cinder carbon]

Yes but only the first harvest

For any multi harvest crop

[cobalt hare]

alright ty!

[lone zephyr]

[cinder carbon]

Lol I've been playing my first save again, apparently I thought it would be a good idea to cask blackberry wine and pale ale

[narrow ingot]

Ok blackberry wine i understand

The post cc thing

But pale ale?

[cinder carbon]

Who knows

[earnest harbor]

what's post cc here?

the casks?

[lone zephyr]

[narrow ingot]

No

Im saying blackberry wine being casked

[obtuse arch]

i think its just the home upgrade

[narrow ingot]

I can understand

Bc u can use it as a cheap silver wine

[earnest harbor]

oh i c

[narrow ingot]

Which is useful for the post cc thing

[cinder carbon]

I had very little understanding of the game back then 😂

[earnest harbor]

or you could just keep selling it if you enjoy selling wine

if you're a freak./j

[cinder carbon]

When I started it back up I had two chests just chock full of fish

[drowsy vortex]

AYAYA!

[sand tartan]

Im sad

[cinder carbon]

Sorry

[sand tartan]

I lost it all 😭

All 25 years

Now i hsve to start from year 5 😭

All of that hard work

Wasted

[cinder carbon]

Yikes

Nothing gold stays forever

[sand tartan]

I guess there goes 2.8 bill

And a lot of progress

Man i hate playstation

If it was pc i'd at least be able to get it back

[deep pollen]

🧌

rip

[gaunt gale]

You can’t even hold 2.8 bil at once

[sand tartan]

Worth of items

All fish

Saved from y10

[gaunt gale]

You had 2.5 billion g worth of fish

That’s very very unlikely

[sand tartan]

2.8 bill yes

[gaunt gale]

As in impossible basically

[sand tartan]

I saved

I also glitched tf out of my gane

[gaunt gale]

You want me to beleive you fished 1 million g worth of fish daily for 25 years

So you didn’t fish them

You spawned them in

[sand tartan]

No

Im on ps4

[gaunt gale]

How so then

[sand tartan]

Did not spawn them in

[gaunt gale]

Dupes

[sand tartan]

Nope

[gaunt gale]

There are many dupes on console

[sand tartan]

Slowed time down

10 mins in-game = 10 irl

[gaunt gale]

How much did you slow it down

And how

[sand tartan]

They patched it a long time ago

After my old ps4 broke

And it just kicked me back down to y5

So either stardew did that or it was bc i got a 2021 save and its 2023

[gaunt gale]

So you want me to beleive you played close to 50 thousand hours fishing

I’m sorry but this whole thing screams bullshit

[cosmic whale]

Foraging or Tracker?

[gaunt gale]

Most of the former

[cosmic whale]

Botanist or Tracker I mean

[sand tartan]

You believe what you want

[cinder carbon]

Botanist

[orchid bay]

Botanist

[sand tartan]

Im on a ps4 aint much i can do on ps4

[orchid bay]

It works on ||truffles from pigs||

[cosmic whale]

Oooo

[cinder carbon]

#1 benefit og botanist is all of your foraged items finally being in one stack

[gaunt gale]

It’s literally impossible wdym? This game almost hasn’t been out long enough for you to play that much LMAO

“Slow down the game”

Fish fully for tens of thousands of hours

[sand tartan]

You forget there is an online mode?

[cosmic whale]

if you turn the truffle into oil, does it still work

[sand tartan]

I wasn't alone for 25 years i have friends who bought the game

[orchid bay]

Truffle oil loses the quality, but sells more than an iridium quality truffle does

By 150 iirc so really, it's up to you if it's worth it

[gaunt gale]

So? That doesn’t change the fact at all?

You said you made every day 20 hours long

[sand tartan]

It does because i didn't have it active 24/7

[gaunt gale]

That’s working against your point, if what you says is true you would have to to play that much

It’s close to 6 years worth of gameplay

And you still haven’t said a thing about “slowing down my game”

[orchid bay]

Ok so I did the math using your egregious 50,000 hours estimate and split amongst 4 people comes to 520 hours players per person, which is very much doable

[gaunt gale]

Trolls are smt else

[sand tartan]

Bro like i said believe what you want i ligit can't cheat items in

[cosmic whale]

Idk what's happening but I'll just say I'm nearly done with year 2 and I started playing on the first of October. I play solo too

[sand tartan]

He doesn't understand it

[gaunt gale]

How is 50000 divided by 4 equal 520 hours?

[orchid bay]

50,000 hours, divided by 24 hours to days, divided by 4

[sand tartan]

Because that is 4 people fishing

[orchid bay]

So really 4 people played across 520 irl days each

[gaunt gale]

Yes that’s 520 days not hours

[sand tartan]

Not just one

Thats a year and a half tf

[gaunt gale]

And that would mean that one of them plays at a time which is impossible in stardew think of it

[cosmic whale]

I fear playing this all day could get tiring. 8 hours is okay

[sand tartan]

I did most of it during covid

[orchid bay]

Sorry for mistyping ig but don't cop an attitude because you don't understand how time works

[sand tartan]

Bored out of my mind

[gaunt gale]

So you never played together and just gave your ps4 to another person to play for a year

[sand tartan]

Didn't go to school

No

[cinder carbon]

I think my longest session was about 8 hours. I got kinda loopy at that point, wasn't very good

[sand tartan]

520 is half of a year your trying to say i played for around 6

I was on non-stop 2020 - 202q

2021*

[proud pivot]

How long is a year in your timeline?

[sand tartan]

Took a break and got back on winter of year 2024 before my ps4 broke

365 days irl is a year

[proud pivot]

Ah, 365/2 = 520, just making sure.

[sand tartan]

Not hard to year

[cosmic whale]

I stick to maybe 4-7 hours daily

[cinder carbon]

Wow terrible grammar

[sand tartan]

24th year

[gaunt gale]

? No I’m just trying to get everyone on the same page, sorry if attitude offends you. They said they have played 50000 hours or about 6 years between 4 players. Multiplayer hasn’t existed that long first off. Second off they said year 25 but they somehow slowed time down and because of the way stardew works one person would always have to be on. It’s very unlikely they kept the game running the whole time and one person played at a time for something like 20 hours each day

There can’t be overlap because that would just mean more than 50000 hours between them

[cinder carbon]

@gaunt gale let's say you're right and they're wrong. Where does that get us

[sand tartan]

Bro your making a pointless fight

[gaunt gale]

And if they spent all that time fishing it wouldn’t be 50000 hours either it would be something like 150000 unless they were playing at once

[gaunt gale]

Clarity of mind

And some info on how to pause time somehow

[cinder carbon]

Okay, we've all seen your point, consider minds cleared

[gaunt gale]

If that part was at all real

[sand tartan]

It wad

I glitched the pause screen

[cinder carbon]

(Wasn't much in my mind to begin with, so pretty easy)

[proud pivot]

You used to be able to pause time while fishing by opening the Journal, so I guess there's that.

[sand tartan]

Not really glitched

[west hearth]

y’all okay in here?

[gaunt gale]

Yeah but they said it was all split between multiplayer

[sand tartan]

It was a glitch when i opened the game

[gaunt gale]

And even then who would spend years of their life journal fishing for 20 hours each stardew day….

[sand tartan]

Turning my internet on and off would make my game run slower

[gaunt gale]

New farmers

[sand tartan]

I did that a few times

[west hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/jim-halpert-face-yeah-ok-then-sure-gif-10464204

[gaunt gale]

And of course there are no screenshots, images, or any proof of this farm either?

[sand tartan]

And i made money off of other stuff i was going through the story

[gaunt gale]

More so the fish collection

[sand tartan]

I said i had fish

I grinded my 25 years fishing yes

[gaunt gale]

This is why I stay in seasoned 😐

[cosmic whale]

Even I wouldn't fish for 20 hours straight

[sand tartan]

But ik not a psychopath

[gaunt gale]

It’s not even 20 it’s 50000 💀💀

[sand tartan]

Im not a new farmer

Your the one who brought it here

[gaunt gale]

This chat is called new farmers

[sand tartan]

You pinged me in here

And started the bs here

Not me

[gaunt gale]

I replied to a message you wrote here?

[sand tartan]

You

[dim tulip]

Why I hate this chat

This particular chat

[west hearth]

we should all sit around the campfire and sing kumbaya. 🙏🏼

[proud pivot]

This is why i love it. It's fun to watch, and sometimes take part in.

[cinder carbon]

This topic specifically

[gaunt gale]

The bs as in 50k hours of somehow slowed game time and millions of fish caught 💀💀

[dim tulip]

Yeah, specifically

[cosmic whale]

Kumbayaaaa

[dim tulip]

You say it's not like that all week

[cosmic whale]

Kumbayaaa

[sand tartan]

No you have to say

Kumbaya my lord

[west hearth]

me over here barely knowing what’s happening but just like

[sand tartan]

Kumbayaaaaaaa

[west hearth]

KUMBAYAAAA MY LORD. 🙏🏼

[proud pivot]

My favorite part is how bad people are at stopping a conversation they apparently want to end.

[cinder carbon]

Maybe it's just the times I'm on but overall I think this channel generally is helpful. Especially considering 95% of the time it's questions that have all been asked before

[sand tartan]

Nope im just gonna stop giving him the satisfaction of talking by blocking his account and going on with my day and singing kumbaya

[west hearth]

😭😭😭😭

[west hearth]

yeah it’s pretty helpful most of the time

[cobalt hare]

omg i married penny why is she so cute as a spouse >//w//<

[west hearth]

awww

[cinder carbon]

There will always be argumentative people

[gaunt gale]

Honestly, that’s why I never say I want something like this to end, I know I’ll just be hypocritical and join back because the other person will probably taunt you for leaving first

[sand tartan]

Soooo anybody know the easiest way to get a prismatic shard in year 6

[gaunt gale]

There is no “bigger person” online most of the time

[cinder carbon]

I have a tambourine

Let's do this

[sand tartan]

Lmfao

[west hearth]

KUMBAYAAAAAAA

[sand tartan]

If i could i would ngl

[west hearth]

MY LOOOOORRDDDDD

[sand tartan]

KUMBAYAAA

[cinder carbon]

tambourine sounds

[west hearth]

okay i’m done anyway go to ||skull cavern||

[cosmic whale]

She found a new spot to sit already lol

[sand tartan]

I need a prismatic shard rn

[cinder carbon]

||skull cavern runs|| really. Bomb your way to level 50+ asap

[cobalt hare]

She's just so precious

[cosmic whale]

I just farm stuff in the mines. I got two that way. Specifically floors 41 and up

[sand tartan]

I still need to get to lvl 100 ||skull cavern||

[west hearth]

i’m about to make a lot of explosives

in game…….

my fbi man is watching me like 🤨

[sand tartan]

Im also gonna finish my ||mysterious qi|| quest thingies

Ayo pipe bomb

[jagged wraith]

Girl bout to get swatted

[west hearth]

LOL

reminds me of when i was googling “how to make a bomb stardew valley” and literally almost forgot to add the last bit. 😭😭😭

[sand tartan]

FBI OPEN UP

[west hearth]

i was like WAIT NOOOOO

[jagged wraith]

Legit like what actually happens

[west hearth]

idk

[jagged wraith]

Am I getting a knock on the door or what

[west hearth]

probably gets added to some kind of watchlist lol

[jagged wraith]

Someone try for me 😇

[west hearth]

😭😭😭

[sand tartan]

I have just been doing normal cave runs bc it put me back to lava katana

Im on a spectrum 😎

[cinder carbon]

Lava katana is usually enough for ||skull cavern|| but yeah not everyone is good at combat

[cosmic whale]

100 mega bombs

[gaunt gale]

Looking for anything or just that good iridium 💵

[west hearth]

iridium my beloved

[gaunt gale]

👆👆👆

Who doesn’t love iridium

[cinder carbon]

Speaking of I still have two tools to upgrade

[gaunt gale]

Crystalariums, money, sprinklers, best tools, money, money

[cinder carbon]

...mushroom trees, fish ponds...

[cosmic whale]

Kegs

[cinder carbon]

Green tea

Part of me wants to go back to my tea plantation save but now I forget what I was doing there

[west hearth]

ITS ALMOST STARFRUIT DAY

BRING ME THE STARFRUITS

[cinder carbon]

That's a cute farm

[jagged wraith]

Edging

[west hearth]

tyyy

[west hearth]

wot

[cosmic whale]

Lots of honey

[jagged wraith]

Who said that

[west hearth]

i plan to have more honey soon hopefully

[cinder carbon]

Late game honey farms are fun

And you're supporting pollinators

I always feel bad when I chop a tree and all the colorful moths come out

[gaunt gale]

Mobile ftw

[jagged wraith]

Same they were just tryna chill in there ☹️

[west hearth]

💃🏻💃🏻

[gaunt gale]

I love mobile idk I find it more fun for casual play than pc

[deep pollen]

This is the most atrocious summer I have ever had

[gaunt gale]

It’s really chill

[west hearth]

yeah i enjoy it a lot

[deep pollen]

far too many crops but I'm getting a bag

[gaunt gale]

What happened?

[dim tulip]

You make paths between crops?

Scrawny

[gaunt gale]

Nice 😎

[jagged wraith]

No such thing as too many

[west hearth]

yeah idk i like the way it looks

[gaunt gale]

Ikr? I could never sacrifice my o broken crop feilds with actual effort???

[deep pollen]

just gonna upgrade all my tools to iron whike i just do fishing all day since I have enough

[west hearth]

i’d like to have better pathways soon though

[gaunt gale]

I just entered summer on a new mobile save too >:)

[cinder carbon]

The paths in between are pleasant it looks like my garden

[dim tulip]

I forget farm decoration is an actual thing

[west hearth]

OPEN UP MARNIE

about to throw this egg at the door

[deep pollen]

don't restart summer 1 5+ times pro tip

[gaunt gale]

Why do you have an egg 😭

[cinder carbon]

Slingshot the egg

[west hearth]

it’s a threat

[dim tulip]

Funny this is the only screenshot in of my outside farm

[gaunt gale]

I generally don’t, I don’t care how bad a save is going I’ve played close to 3000 hours of this game I’ve had plenty of bad starts

[jagged wraith]

Big pomp

[deep pollen]

I just kept mis managing time over and over again

[gaunt gale]

My farm is close to empty

It’s combat and mining only save

[narrow ingot]

Are u doing some challenge run

[gaunt gale]

So only selling that stuff too

[narrow ingot]

Nice

[gaunt gale]

This time yeah, casual tho

Summer 1

[deep pollen]

I'm just building up as much money for winter so I can just get as much infrastructure for a fire spring

[gaunt gale]

Not too bad for mobile

Oop that was the 2nd of summer

[earnest harbor]

oh that knight helmet.

[gaunt gale]

It’s a statement

[earnest harbor]

you dont use the purple one?

[west hearth]

winter is my grind month

well i mean season but whatever

it’s a month long

[gaunt gale]

One of my favourite hats, this is only right after spring ended

So I haven’t gotten it yet

[earnest harbor]

gotcha. i like to pair it with the iron chestplate

[gaunt gale]

Clean as

Fitted fr

[cosmic whale]

A random node appeared on my farm and gave me iridium ore

[earnest harbor]

and maybe get a dark sword, light grey pants, and a horse

[gaunt gale]

Oh wow the whole shebang

[gaunt gale]

Quarry/hilltop farm?

[cosmic whale]

Winter is my gift everyone month. Feels fitting

[earnest harbor]

yeah it's the goal at least

[cosmic whale]

The standard

[proud pivot]

A meteor probably

[gaunt gale]

^

[cosmic whale]

Might explain the boom overnight

[novel thistle]

@cosmic whale You leveled up to Cowpoke. You can now speak in our voice channels and share images in all channels!

[gaunt gale]

They are nice display prices

Pieces

[gaunt gale]

Yeah that is the cause

[earnest harbor]

Honestly i would prefer to get an owl statue than a meteor

[gaunt gale]

I like the meteor

[cosmic whale]

She literally found a new spot where she (I'm guessing she sits) already lol

[gaunt gale]

If it doesn’t breK my crops >:(

[cinder carbon]

I leave meteors as decoration

[earnest harbor]

it's not a bad one, i just like owls more

[dim tulip]

Imagine if the meteor could break buildings

[earnest harbor]

so stone owls that have a medieval vibe are my jam

[earnest harbor]

including your house?

[cosmic whale]

How to mark spoiler images

[dim tulip]

New optiono to Robin, repair house

Harvest Moon Back to Nature had a storm that could break the greenhouse

Unless if you put your dog inside

[cinder carbon]

!spoiler

[novel thistle]

To mark text as a spoiler, use || before and after your message. Example: ||I'm a spoiler!|| -> ||I'm a spoiler!||.

To mark an image as a spoiler, before sending it:
On mobile: Tap on the image preview, then select the "Mark as spoiler" checkbox below the image. You may need to scroll down to see the option.
On desktop: Click the pencil icon (labelled "Modify Attachment") at the top right of the image preview. Select the "Mark as spoiler" checkbox.

[cosmic whale]

My farm is meh

[cinder carbon]

Looks good

I like putting the machines indoors though

[cosmic whale]

I could use less scarecrows. Idk. I don't want crows taking my money

[earnest harbor]

nah they wont take your money, only your crops.

[cosmic whale]

The left side is... Rare seeds iirc

[dim tulip]

Scarecrows have a wide range you know

[dim tulip]

Ok, your crops deserve to be eaten

[drowsy vortex]

can someone tell me what goes down in the ||sewers|| without being too spoilery? 🤔

[dim tulip]

Krobus

The silly shadow man

[cinder carbon]

@drowsy vortex a new npc

[dim tulip]

That sells you stuff

[earnest harbor]

"Shady" business, one might say.

[drowsy vortex]

That’s it?

[cosmic whale]

But money XD

[cinder carbon]

And a helpful QoL option

[dim tulip]

I went to spoilery didn't I?

[drowsy vortex]

I thought there was like fish down there too

[cinder carbon]

And some post-cc stuff

Yes

[dim tulip]

Shittiest crop

[cinder carbon]

Some cool fish

[earnest harbor]

there's a mutant carp, and a post cc thing

[dim tulip]

Imagine waiting a whole season for only more or less 2k

[earnest harbor]

whatever sinks your titanic, you do you

[cinder carbon]

Thanks for reminding me I need to make more fish ponds

[cosmic whale]

Well 3K times 14

[earnest harbor]

sweet gem berries are 3,000 each IIRC

[cinder carbon]

🫤

[dim tulip]

Still not worth it

[earnest harbor]

ok tbf i never said it was

[dim tulip]

Don't worry, I just wanted to share my opinion

[cosmic whale]

I mean I only need one for.. spoilers

[cinder carbon]

Yeah easy ||stardrop||

[earnest harbor]

yeah one for the master cannoli thing

[cinder carbon]

Though tbh I never bother to get them all

[cosmic whale]

I'll be missing two afterwards

Probably post game

[naive violet]

I was watching a vid and the person got like a hammer from the mines, where is that at?

[drowsy vortex]

Hmm I need the other legendary fish I think I have ||“The Legend” and “Angler” ||

[neon bobcat]

There's multiple hammers in the game. Do you know which one it was?

[cinder carbon]

@naive violet Was it a chest or a monster drop

[naive violet]

Chest iirc

[naive violet]

Don’t remember the exact hammer but it was pretty early game from what I can remember

[cinder carbon]

I don't think any hammers aee part of the normal chests, so maybe they had Remixed Rewards on

In which case it's rng

[rocky vector]

It’s always dust sprites. Why is it always dust sprites?

[naive violet]

Ohhh ok, ty

Is there a way to get hammers normally? They seem pretty good

[cinder carbon]

I was just like, two more, really?

[gaunt lion]

https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Weapons

[cinder carbon]

Check to see if any are for sale at adventurers guild

[gaunt lion]

Hammers are Clubs

[cinder carbon]

@gaunt lion if you put links inside < > it skips the preview

[naive violet]

Ahh Okk, ty both!!

[novel thistle]

@naive violet You leveled up to Cowpoke. You can now speak in our voice channels and share images in all channels!

[west hearth]

happy cowpoke day

[cinder carbon]

Happy day cowpoke

[drowsy vortex]

do not touch my cows 🐮 🤨

[west hearth]

🫵

[drowsy vortex]

actually u can it takes too long for me

[deft sigil]

hi

[west hearth]

hello, welcome to the server

[deft sigil]

so thanks

[meager basalt]

What's the best way to place sprinklers n scarecrows together?

[deft sigil]

Sorry if I say anything wrong, I don't speak English

[cinder carbon]

That's okay a lot of people here seem to struggle with it too

[deft sigil]

I don't know sorry

[deft sigil]

oh okay

[meager basalt]

I speak japanglish

[proud pivot]

I don't have a direct answer, but this is the range of Scarecrows, so you can plan using that.

[grim jay]

!sprinkler

[novel thistle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/280006542235795466/990673089799008296/command_sprink_nospoiler.png

[deft sigil]

i speak portguese

of Brazil

[meager basalt]

Let me call mordekaiser since he is sending people to Brazil

[west hearth]

there seems to be a lot of portuguese speaking friends in this server

[deft sigil]

who is mordekaiser?

Any Brazilians on the server?

[west hearth]

a few

[cinder carbon]

A brazillion

[deft sigil]

the correct is brazilian

[cinder carbon]

Bad joke

[deft sigil]

i'm brazilian

[west hearth]

i sent a dm to you

[cinder carbon]

The joke is that the American president was told there was a battle in Brazil, and 10 American and 2 brazilian soldiers were lost. He says oh my god that's terrible! How many is a brazillion?

[deft sigil]

I will see

[soft spoke]

Oh hey I’m Brazilian too

[deft sigil]

oie

[deft sigil]

I still did not get it

[west hearth]

pam give it up 😭🙏🏼

[cinder carbon]

I'm so sorry

We have big numbers, like billion, zillion. So "brazillion" sounds like a big number

I'm not even a dad

[deft sigil]

Now I understand... I think

[cinder carbon]

Don't put a lot of effort into it, it's not a very good joke

[soft spoke]

Most sane new farmers conversation

[west hearth]

[cinder carbon]

It's post-cc

#stardew-spoilers

[fast bronze]

Ahh gotcha! Ty!

[west hearth]

you’ll have to delete this since it’s post cc

[drowsy vortex]

Does this guy have too many scarecrows? Looks like a lot to me

[cinder carbon]

Enough to be happy it seems

[proud pivot]

Yeah that's a lot of scarecrows.

[cinder carbon]

Are they all necessary? No

Are they nice?

[tropic siren]

Yes

[cinder carbon]

Also I didn't know Ted Lasso's Wish.com nephew played Stardew

[drowsy vortex]

How come I haven’t seen a thunderstorm yet hmm 🤔

[ocean ibex]

unlucky moments

[drowsy vortex]

Or maybe I have

[ocean ibex]

you can have no rain in one season if your unlucky except first year spring

[thorn steppe]

qi is spying on me, sus

[west hearth]

creepy 💀

[west hearth]

very vigilant

[drowsy vortex]

I feel like this guy is farther in the game than me by quite a bit but I have way more “stuff” than him. I have wayy more crops and way more boxes 📦 and kegs

[cinder carbon]

That is a lot of chests

Everyone plays a little different. What's his deal?

[mild spindle]

Bruh I’m so mad I died in the mines and it took my staircases

[cinder carbon]

If he's just giving tips and/or new to the game he's fine

[west hearth]

you can get them back

[mild spindle]

Ill just make more

[thorn steppe]

wth is wrong with this tile?

[drowsy vortex]

Yea he’s fine I’m just wondering. He’s actually in year 2 summer same as me but he was way more stuff unlocked like horse and max barn and stuff

[west hearth]

i need to slaughter 139 more dust sprites

[drowsy vortex]

how important is getting the horse 🐴?

seems good to get

[mild spindle]

I put off getting the horse

[drowsy vortex]

I been doing ||monster musk|| then quickly scanning floor 45,55,65 mine. Works well

[cinder carbon]

@drowsy vortex just different priorities I guess. I hate having kegs outside but maybe he's saving the money/resources for other stuff to porgress faster. I dunno

I have never gotten the horse. Hundreds of hours. No horse

@thorn steppe too close to that bush?

[hexed smelt]

I think you might be simply too far away from it to plant the seed. Move close to it and try again.

[drowsy vortex]

Why no horse ?

[cinder carbon]

Just never bothered

[native dagger]

Why won't anyone PLAY WITH ME

[thorn steppe]

not true , it's a naturally spawned tree

[thorn steppe]

naturally spawned tree

[cinder carbon]

I always have enough coffee if I need a boost

[drowsy vortex]

I don’t have coffee yet

[thorn steppe]

what do i use this on... seems valuable

[hidden meadow]

coffee speeds up your horse too

[ocean ibex]

its a food buff

[hidden meadow]

|| sc run ||

[cinder carbon]

I play pretty casually so it's just not a priority, the places I really want speed boost you can't bring a horse anyway

I'm gonna build a slime hutch

[drowsy vortex]

Don’t do this it very dangerous

[thorn steppe]

can you find sturgeons in winter?

[west hearth]

gasp

[drowsy vortex]

Yes

Lake

[west hearth]

i forgot i can get ponds

[cinder carbon]

So I think it's because there's grass there? I just tried it and can only plant in the dirt

[west hearth]

one more day to starfruit day

it will have to wait until tomorrow though. is bed time

[cinder carbon]

Danger is my middle name

[thorn steppe]

ok but the game planted it there

[drowsy vortex]

Do u guys all have ur farms clear and tidy? Mine is still a mess tbh tons of disorderly wild trees with rappers on it still

[west hearth]

mine is mostly a mess lol

[drowsy vortex]

oh behave!

[west hearth]

goodnight new farmers

[cinder carbon]

I don't know what you mean. The cindersap trees are just programmed in. Doesn't mean you can plant there

@west hearth bye

[gaunt gale]

Never

[thorn steppe]

i cut a tree that was there when PLAYER/world was created

n u know game re-plants them

[drowsy vortex]

Gn

[cinder carbon]

Yes. That doesn't mean you can

Maybe it doesn't make sense but you can't plant trees on the grass

Damb I just got 20 coal from one geode

[cosmic whale]

A couple apples away from CC completion

[ocean ibex]

Filthy has a great farm, its so clean and organized, and filled with kegs

[thorn steppe]

i still have bulletin board

linus love go brr

[cosmic whale]

I honestly have organized item chests. As in, each one is for something different. Resources, minerals, food, etc

[ocean ibex]

did you also separated them by quality?

[cinder carbon]

I do too but not that many

[cosmic whale]

It was messy before

[cosmic whale]

That would be too much work lol

[ocean ibex]

Imagine someone having a chest on each for every items including the quality

[cinder carbon]

I just make a horseshoe around a workbench for crafting resources and then one or two more for non-resource stuff

And then food goes in fridges

[cosmic whale]

Waiting for the apple tree so I'll just farm iridium ore

[ocean ibex]

buy apple from the cart

4 chest for 1 forage type , imagine

[cosmic whale]

Good idea. I'll need 3 but we'll see

Funny that my apple tree got struck by lightning. Imagine a burnt apple. Toast one at a bonfire

[thorn steppe]

how to farm tons of wood , i need like 2 stacks in 2 weeks...

[cinder carbon]

Clear-cut cindersap

Plant all the seeds you get above robins house

Use tree fertilizer

[cosmic whale]

I wish axe upgrades cut multiple trees down at once. AOE AXE

[thorn steppe]

at train? or quarry?

[south laurel]

Is fishing a good way to get money during winter

[thorn steppe]

yes beside planting forages

[cinder carbon]

@thorn steppe either really, or directly above the house

[soft spoke]

Industrial Revolution and its consequences or something idk im not a nerd

[thorn steppe]

its time i guess

[soft spoke]

Eat them all

Everything in stardew is edible if you believe in yourself

[thorn steppe]

no

[soft spoke]

Including Linus

[cosmic whale]

Roots Platter is helpful

[cinder carbon]

Linus is a snack confirmed

[soft spoke]

Yup

Who cares ab haunted chocolatier we want eat Linus simulator

[cinder carbon]

More like Leah but w/e

[cosmic whale]

Marnie

[soft spoke]

Ngl I be forgetting she exists

[gaunt gale]

Plant a forest

[drowsy vortex]

U haven’t been planting many trees yet? U gona do in the quary ?

[thorn steppe]

what is this?

[drowsy vortex]

Go in it’s not too long

[thorn steppe]

yeah i don't really have a use for it

free from quarry lol

[drowsy vortex]

Yup I did mine there. But I didn’t really plant them so neatly

[drowsy vortex]

Ye I currently have 2

[cinder carbon]

@thorn steppe can be somewhat difficult. Bombs help. When you get to the end interact with the statue twice

[thorn steppe]

anything interested there?

so u talking about this statue?

[cinder carbon]

Yep

That's a good thing to have.

[thorn steppe]

yooo scythe upgrade?

[dusky girder]

Can I put iridium bars in a crystalarium?

[cinder carbon]

No

[dusky girder]

Then what should i?

[orchid bay]

jade or diamonds

jade for ||skull caverns staircases|| or diamonds for money

[cinder carbon]

Fire quartz for refined quartz

[thorn steppe]

how do i fish overthere?

a mod says there's something overthere

[cinder carbon]

@thorn steppe I believe it's not possible until after cc

[thorn steppe]

but my iridium rod isnt reaching

[cinder carbon]

Maybe with seafoam pudding

That's true though we're not supposed to mention anything post cc even spoilered

[grave skiff]

yo where do u get hardwood after u chop all the logs and stumps in ur farm

[cinder carbon]

And I think you need one more post-cc thing on top of the pudding

[cinder carbon]

Get an iron axe and go to the secret forest. And plant mahogany seeds

[thorn steppe]

This looks trippy

mayo or do i make it another dino

[grave skiff]

also whats the best level for copper

[thorn steppe]

21 over n over

[grave skiff]

alr

thx

[compact frost]

Does hardwood fences last long like iron fences?

I realized I should have asked before making a bunch of them but I like the way they look

[craggy shore]

They last the longest of all fences, yes

[compact frost]

thats great to know, thank you

[small coyote]

Long enough that it's basically permanent

[orchid bay]

and sometimes spouses will fix fences too c:

[last wigeon]

You cant mention it here

Also Im finally in the right chat

[white stone]

I HATE THE PRAIRE KING AHHHHHHHHHHH