stardew-valley

[dim tulip]

Hi

[cobalt hare]

It has rained 3 days in a row in game

[hidden meadow]

i wish i had that luck

[dire steppe]

dude i had the same thing earlier today what

[narrow ingot]

damn

3 days no daffadols

have you checked cindersap

[cobalt hare]

That too

[gaunt lion]

What’s the best place to fish for money for each season?

[cobalt hare]

How do I get there?

[narrow ingot]

go down

[gaunt lion]

It’s the forest where Marnie lives

Under the farm

[cobalt hare]

Oh, yeah I've checked

[nimble harness]

Spring : Mountain lake, river if raining
Summer : Ocean
Fall : River if raining elsewhere idk
Winter : I honestly don't know

[storm aurora]

hey yall

[nimble harness]

welcome

[hidden meadow]

helloo

[cobalt hare]

E

[nimble harness]

how long does it take for goats to mature?

[hidden meadow]

5 days

[cobalt hare]

Finally found the daffodil

[west hearth]

🙏🏼 dinner is now on the stove so i can finally chat again

[west hearth]

YAAAAY

[cobalt hare]

Also Morris is a jerk

[hidden meadow]

agreed

[west hearth]

morris needs a hug

[past gate]

let's beat up Morris

[west hearth]

hi kobalt

[hidden meadow]

we missed you dearly

[storm aurora]

i actually have a question

[west hearth]

i actually have an answer

[hidden meadow]

[storm aurora]

the first (and only) time i passed out at night a little fairy thing came and made one of my cauliflowers fully grown (this was like day 14 of year 1)

is it worth passing out again for that effect on one of my pumpkins?

[west hearth]

no

the pass out isn’t what triggered that

it’s just a random event

[hidden meadow]

That was just a coincidence

would make for an awesome feature tho

[west hearth]

right

imagine

[hidden meadow]

sacrifice yourself for a crop

[west hearth]

i go pass out in the mines and then get a big crop 🙏🏼

[storm aurora]

oops..
well, how does it happen?

[hidden meadow]

I died so that my lil pumpkin could live

[storm aurora]

wouldn't that be awesome though

[hidden meadow]

actually just a random event that acn happen

[west hearth]

so chivalrous of you

[hidden meadow]

quite rare tho

[storm aurora]

well thank you guys!

one last question

[west hearth]

anytime 🫡

nyesssss?

[storm aurora]

why are there giant mushrooms on my farm and this weird like alien grower pod came too and then now it's broken

[hidden meadow]

you getting all the rare stuff or what lol

[west hearth]

random events for the win 🙏🏼

[lavish basin]

[storm aurora]

those are rare??

[dim tulip]

They mostly do nothing

[storm aurora]

oh wow...
oh, one more question!
will my chickens eat my crops?

[west hearth]

just like u!!!!

[tender yacht]

The alien is once per save

[hidden meadow]

no

[dim tulip]

Waste of time 🙏

[lavish basin]

I need yellow strange doll to complete museum but its fall, send help

[hidden meadow]

they wont

[west hearth]

the chickens will eat your grass but not your crops thankfully

i would simply have to punt kick a chicken

[dim tulip]

Better than attempting to do everything and failing at everything, Beth.

[storm aurora]

ig i'll keep looking for it... kinda freaky

[west hearth]

you shouldn’t talk about yourself like that gabriel 🙏🏼

[storm aurora]

oh good!

[hidden meadow]

thats rough, buddy

[storm aurora]

i'll just let them be free range then

[west hearth]

they’re happier that way

[dim tulip]

At this point I like being talked down by you

[faint night]

do salmonberries have any use??

[west hearth]

💀

[lone zephyr]

[hidden meadow]

Great energy source early on

[west hearth]

i could feel that response cooking up

[west hearth]

very yummy 🙏🏼

[dim tulip]

The shock value is what makes it worth

[west hearth]

every now and again you say something that just makes me go

[tawdry light]

Energy

[dim tulip]

Consider it a vibe check

[faint night]

they give 25 energy

[storm aurora]

oh good!
i wonder if that means they'll lay large eggs.. i need that for a bundle

[hidden meadow]

Factual

[dim tulip]

But you can hoard hundreds of them

[west hearth]

vibe cheeeeeck let’s see if beth still thinks i’m cool or thinks i’m completely insane 🤩

[faint night]

yeahhh ig

[tawdry light]

You can get hundreds though easily

[hidden meadow]

dont underestimate em

[west hearth]

keep loving on them 🙏🏼

salmonberries are so underrated tbh

[hidden meadow]

xD

what is this

certified XD moment for sure

[west hearth]

gabriel i definitely think you absolutely insane but i rock with it 🙏🏼

[west hearth]

it’s a meme silly xDDDD

[hidden meadow]

omg i love memes xD

[west hearth]

me too cx

[hidden meadow]

they are so fun and quirky XD

trollface is my favorite!! x))

[west hearth]

mine is the alien one!! hehe x3

[dim tulip]

I just post it for the gmod dance

[hidden meadow]

Beth im losing braincells as we speak

and i only got 1

[lavish basin]

I GOT IT AT 1:50 AM TILLING IN ||SKULL CAVE||

[west hearth]

we only have one bannis

[lavish basin]

Easy museum fall 2 y1

[hidden meadow]

im proud

[west hearth]

AAAAAAAA LOOK AT YOU GO

[lavish basin]

RAAAAHHHHHHH

Thanks cuties

[hidden meadow]

🗣️ 🔥

[hidden meadow]

(i only see yall doing this idk even what this means)

[nimble harness]

should i make an ancient fruit farm or a starfruit farm? (Year-round, using greenhouse)

[west hearth]

🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

[hidden meadow]

depends on how much work you wanna put in

[tender yacht]

Deoends on your playstyle

[hidden meadow]

sf is more work but more money

[lavish basin]

Wag 🗣️ 🔥

[hidden meadow]

waga baga bobo

[nimble harness]

oh ill be using sprinklers nothin to worry bout

[hidden meadow]

ok in that case

sf is more work but more money

[tender yacht]

It's about replanting or not actually

[lavish basin]

Yeah its not about the sprinklers lol

Starfruit you need to buy and replant seeds

Ancient fruit regrows

[west hearth]

i can’t wait to plant my starfruit

[hidden meadow]

[noble drift]

what tool should i make iridium first

[lavish basin]

Starfruit da best

[tender yacht]

Rod

[nimble harness]

i need nitro

[hidden meadow]

pick for me

[hidden meadow]

yes

JOIN US. THRIVE.

[west hearth]

JOIN US. THRIVE.

[dim tulip]

Waste money

[noble drift]

i dont see the reasont o make pick since i mostly use bombs and explosive ammo

[dim tulip]

Be unhappy

[hidden meadow]

I CANT HEAR YOU, MY EMOJIS ARE TOO LOOUD

[west hearth]

gabriel if ur mad cause u don’t have nitro JUST SAY THAT

[tender yacht]

The upgradrle what you use most

[lavish basin]

[dim tulip]

I've wanted to say something, but nah

[noble drift]

i guess pick

since i just buy wood

[west hearth]

everyday you test me. 🙏🏼

[dim tulip]

That won't you would never expect

[west hearth]

sorry what

[hidden meadow]

avg non nitro user

[west hearth]

fr so stinky

[dim tulip]

I meant the one I didn't say, you wouldn't expect that

[west hearth]

nothing surprises me anymore

[hidden meadow]

Have you ever had a dream that that you um you had you'd you would you could you'd do you wi you wants you you could do so you you'd do you

[lavish basin]

I love that video

[west hearth]

that reminds me of when i me when i you you i mean um you when i you um um

[nimble harness]

yes honey

[noble drift]

so i missed abigails ||note to come to her room at 8 pm yesterday since i forgot can i come today and it count?||

[nimble harness]

yeah

[hidden meadow]

those wont make giant ones thoooo

[lavish basin]

You can go 30 years from now

[deep pollen]

gragaba

[dim tulip]

Preferably never go

[lavish basin]

Thall

[nimble harness]

quality fertilizer

[dim tulip]

Don't waste time with Abigail

[lavish basin]

You need a 3x3 of pumpkins for a giant one, you dont

[tender yacht]

You need at least 3×3 crop patch

[hidden meadow]

thats got nothing to do with giant crops

[lavish basin]

So none of those will be giant

[deep pollen]

my wifi is going dabokakan

[nimble harness]

ah you mean the giant giant punpkin

[west hearth]

you need a 3x3 patch of pumpkins. 🙏🏼

[dim tulip]

They already said that idiot

[lavish basin]

Isnt that what this is all about

[hidden meadow]

Thanks Beth, very cool

[west hearth]

SHUT UP LOSER

i’m late ok the cell isn’t calling

[nimble harness]

the chonky patch of pumpkin
i mean the normal giant pumpkin
the one you see at walmart

[noble drift]

how long does it take for a wine to become silver quality in a cask

[west hearth]

celling omg

[dim tulip]

Who asked

[lavish basin]

"Can we grow giant pumpkins this season? Please, honey?

[deep pollen]

No

[lavish basin]

If thats not a giant pumpkin

[west hearth]

deez

[lavish basin]

nutz

[dim tulip]

Do you even have any?

[nimble harness]

k fine ill grow a giant pumpkin

[hidden meadow]

U used to call me on my cell phone 🗣️ 🔥

[west hearth]

i was going to say something but nvm 💃🏻

[feral granite]

[lavish basin]

[hidden meadow]

[west hearth]

LATE NIGHT WHEN I NEEEEED UR LOVEEEE

[dim tulip]

No one cares anyways

[feral granite]

👋

[west hearth]

u are extra spicy today omg

[tender yacht]

2 weeks (14 days)

[west hearth]

where has this gabriel been

u got soft for a second smh

[noble drift]

and you get caviar from sturgeon in a fish pond right?

[tender yacht]

Yes after you put the roe onto preserve jar

[deep pollen]

🧌

[west hearth]

me

[deep pollen]

you

[tawdry light]

mou

[west hearth]

uma

[deep pollen]

mou

[lavish basin]

What on earth

[deep pollen]

Ylang Ylang.

[lavish basin]

[tawdry light]

Theif!

[noble drift]

does any fish's roe turn into caviar or just sturgeon

[hidden meadow]

eh

[hidden meadow]

just sturgeon

[tender yacht]

Just sturgeon

[lavish basin]

Every other roe just turns into aged roe

Sturgeon is special

[deep pollen]

sturgeuno namekes the sily vacaviar

[west hearth]

so true

[hidden meadow]

factssss

im actually almost top 10 for this month damn

[lavish basin]

What Thall said

[west hearth]

i saw that

you were 13 last i checked

[hidden meadow]

11 now

[lavish basin]

Yeah you're joining the "doesnt shut up club"

[hidden meadow]

ive been living here

[lavish basin]

Starring me and beth

[west hearth]

come to top 3

join us. thrive.

[lavish basin]

REAL BANNIS SHOULD BE 3

[hidden meadow]

About a year ago i was top 3 for like 3 months

i got it in me

[west hearth]

get to that level now

[hidden meadow]

The thing is my vacation will be over soon soooooo

[west hearth]

the triad isn’t completely thriving if all three of us aren’t in top 3

smh just quit ur job

only discord

[hidden meadow]

omg fr

[west hearth]

i was wondering what you did for work bc i saw you on all the time LOL vacation makes sense now

[hidden meadow]

ima go fulltime braindead

[hidden meadow]

ye, usually i dont have nearly as much time lol

[hidden meadow]

anyway, im off topic once more

[west hearth]

bad bannis

[lavish basin]

New farmers has been the most off topic ever since we 3 took over

We should just become new farmers mods and rule this 1 channel

[hidden meadow]

no, couldnt be us

[west hearth]

me? off topic? never

[hidden meadow]

we would never do that

[dim tulip]

You three took over?

[west hearth]

i’m a perfect angel

[dim tulip]

It's has always been this way

[lavish basin]

Yes this is our place now

[hidden meadow]

yes, ID please

[west hearth]

WHATS THE PASSWORD

[dim tulip]

They banned one dude because of off topic and they thought it was enough for resolving off topic

[hidden meadow]

oop

[dim tulip]

Needless to say, it changed nothing

[tender yacht]

People might think this is off-topic channel

[deep pollen]

pasword is as siopa b aaps teoopeeeeee

[lavish basin]

So real

[keen jewel]

can you pause the game during the egg hunt?

[feral panther]

hello guys i have a proplem when ever i host a world it never show me a inv code

[analog mirage]

i loved the egg hunt

[west hearth]

no i don’t think so

[keen jewel]

k thanks

[tender yacht]

Nope you can't

[west hearth]

#vanilla-tech-support maybe?

[west hearth]

hello

[analog mirage]

[drowsy vortex]

[deep pollen]

no

[lavish basin]

What on earth

[hidden meadow]

average new famer experience

Anyway, i gotta go, good night yall

[deep pollen]

david try not to send that stupid cat and say "What on earth" challenge

dabid what day do the funny marcus man give me my cave

[west hearth]

goodnight bannisssssssss

baño

[lavish basin]

Night bannis

[deep pollen]

bad night bannis

[lavish basin]

[hidden meadow]

[lavish basin]

What on earth

[deep pollen]

i despise you

[lavish basin]

What

[lavish basin]

Love you too bbg

[deep pollen]

i forgot his name was demetrius

ive been playing far too much borderlands

[lavish basin]

25k total earnings

[deep pollen]

aight

[lavish basin]

Make some money

[deep pollen]

i had to restart smh

[keen jewel]

yay i got the straw hat from the egg hunt 🙂

[lavish basin]

Well done

[deep pollen]

yippww

[keen jewel]

and all i had to do was watch a tutorial video lol

[deep pollen]

gotta get the egg hunt route memorized 🙏

[keen jewel]

ah well, i still feel ok about beating out a couple of little kids to get the most eggs!

[deep pollen]

feel good about beating abigail

[keen jewel]

not an abigail fan??

[deep pollen]

i am a certified abigail hater

[keen jewel]

i think i might do the romance thing with maru

[orchid lotus]

hello fellow starderwrs

[keen jewel]

heya

[orchid lotus]

[deep pollen]

hello

[orchid lotus]

sup deviled egg

u so cute

thalloween u such a cutie

pls message me back 😦

[lavish basin]

What on earth

Why you come in calling everyone cute

[feral panther]

is v1.5.6 is the latest ver?

[lavish basin]

Yes

[orchid lotus]

I'm just trying to find people to play w

[lavish basin]

#1139016532966506576 is the place

[orchid lotus]

right right mb

[deep pollen]

i am not complaing shut mouth

[midnight sand]

Smells like updawg in here

[lavish basin]

Shush thall

[deep pollen]

youre just mad they didnt call you cute

[lavish basin]

What's up dog

[lavish basin]

Real

[midnight sand]

Haha nothing much

[feral panther]

iam done i will delete stardew vally

[lavish basin]

Why

[feral panther]

bec i cant open online

[lavish basin]

Wha

[feral panther]

ya maybe the link that my friend sent me to download the game wasint working

[narrow ingot]

yo

i just got a mail from the zuzu city rarecrow society

[lavish basin]

Maybe buy the game?

[analog mirage]

how does multiplayer work

[feral panther]

iam poor

[lavish basin]

In what way?

[analog mirage]

how do it

[feral panther]

i only take 3 dollars every month

[lavish basin]

Idk I never do multiplayer lol, probably need to be friends on steam or something

[narrow ingot]

buy the game lol

[lavish basin]

I haven't a clue tbh

[narrow ingot]

we cant help you on pirated

[feral panther]

iam saving for a used ps4 slim

[lavish basin]

The game is affordable, and you're not allowed to talk about piracy in here

[narrow ingot]

its 15 dollars

[feral panther]

cant just any one here let me borrow the game

[narrow ingot]

thats like 1 hour of minimum wage work

[narrow ingot]

no stop trying to guilt trip us

[feral panther]

thats the point i dont have money

[narrow ingot]

so work for about 2 hours

[keen jewel]

wow, look at the player #s sdv is still bringing in https://steamcharts.com/app/413150

[tender yacht]

#rules 9 and 10

[feral panther]

even if i got money my parents wont let me buy a game

[narrow ingot]

thats your problem

[feral panther]

ik

[tender yacht]

We can't help you with that

[narrow ingot]

stop pirating a 15 dollar game

[lavish basin]

[deep pollen]

me playa da stardew

and i listen to da jazz while i playa da stardew

[narrow ingot]

15 dollars is dirt cheap for a one time purchase

[feral panther]

thats why i hacked the world wi fi and got the tesla password so i can get the game for free

[lavish basin]

You like jazz?

[deep pollen]

i listen to da jazz right now

[analog mirage]

awe ok

[narrow ingot]

stop trolling

what the hell is "hack the world wifi" and whats the tesla password

[lavish basin]

#vanilla-tech-support probably has the answer

[narrow ingot]

we arent gonna help you beg

[lavish basin]

Ignoring them is the best thing you can do

Don't drag it on

[deep pollen]

hired calm down bro

[narrow ingot]

ok

do not engage with troll mode active

[prisma swan]

Can you move a stable once placed?

[narrow ingot]

yeah iirc

[deep pollen]

yeah you gotta o to robin

[narrow ingot]

same way you move other buildings

[analog mirage]

I’ll probably end up googling it

[feral panther]

nah i just got a steam acc from some one he clame that it have stardew and i found it later after 2 days i cant open the acc any more i can only pplay offline

[lavish basin]

Yeah you can move any building besides your house

[narrow ingot]

lalalalalalalalla

nope i heard nothing

[feral panther]

yup

[narrow ingot]

anyways guys im almost at level 10 foraging

after 2 fucking years

[deep pollen]

i get level 10 foraging in year 1 💀

[analog mirage]

me

I’m a hustler

[feral panther]

well i will just play minecraft

[deep pollen]

i chase the bag at all opportunites 💪

[cosmic whale]

I got fishing level 10 summer year 1

[lavish basin]

Level 10 foraging is so good fr, botanist my beloved

[keen jewel]

man i guess i need to start clearing out my farm yard now that the eff festival is over it's super overgrown

[feral panther]

the only game that works fine for me

[keen jewel]

egg

[feral panther]

WHO PLAY MINECRAFT HERE

[analog mirage]

i do

[lavish basin]

Go to the Minecraft server

This is Stardew server

[feral panther]

is there one?

[deep pollen]

i think the minecraft server is at the member limit

[west hearth]

y’all hear something?

[lavish basin]

Fr? Lmao

[lavish basin]

Idk

[feral panther]

java or bedrock?

[cosmic whale]

My mining level is so low because it hardly rained in Fall and well Winter is obvious. I did 10 floors per rainy day year 1 to finish the mines

[keen jewel]

1 blocked message is all i see

[deep pollen]

yeah i remember tryna join a while back and it was at like 250k or something

[lavish basin]

Why did you only go mining on rainy days?

[deep pollen]

because energy depletion from watering crops probably

[cosmic whale]

Yeah

[lavish basin]

Yeah but there's many ways around that

[deep pollen]

this why we go joja 💪

[tender yacht]

Eat

[lavish basin]

There's food you can eat

[feral panther]

iam leaving the server cya

[deep pollen]

dont gotta put anything in cc

[cosmic whale]

I take my food to the mines

[feral panther]

i hope yall good time didtches

diggers

[lavish basin]

Why not eat it after watering so that you can still mine?

[deep pollen]

i like mining on rain days just because i get more time to grind floors

[analog mirage]

floor 39 is hard

[cosmic whale]

Because I'm can't do 10 floors after watering 100 crops. It's not about energy. It's the time

[analog mirage]

In mine

[deep pollen]

are you at sprinklers yet?

[analog mirage]

idk

[cosmic whale]

Yes

[lavish basin]

Well maybe you shouldn't plant 100 crops before getting sprinklers then

[deep pollen]

just set up sprinklers smh

[analog mirage]

i have those stupid worms that turn blue and hard

[deep pollen]

i just stick to like 45 potatos and i monch on some leaks and go to the mines

[analog mirage]

Omg leaks are hard to find

[deep pollen]

i got like 20

[tender yacht]

Fr

[cosmic whale]

It's not bad now since I upgraded the watering can and can make iridium sprinklers

[deep pollen]

i also haven't gone mining yet so i got a stockpile

then just make sprinklers

[feral panther]

wsp iam back

[lavish basin]

Iridium sprinklers are very expensive

[feral panther]

these time i did buy the game

[narrow ingot]

do 5 floors

[lavish basin]

You should start off with quality sprinklers

[narrow ingot]

slow and steady wins the race

[lavish basin]

Not iridium

[narrow ingot]

quality sprinklers are dirt cheap

[feral panther]

is cup head worth buying?

[narrow ingot]

and iridium sprinklers arent that much better

[cosmic whale]

I am waiting for rain to farm iridium in|| skull cavern||

[narrow ingot]

sir this is a stardew discord

[lavish basin]

Please use a spoiler tag to talk about that place

[narrow ingot]

just do that in winter

[feral panther]

aaaaa isnt it minecraft ?

[narrow ingot]

this is peak trolling

[tender yacht]

Go ask on #town-square or #adventurers-guild instead

[feral panther]

i just got 2 friends form these server to play minecraft

[lavish basin]

And just use quality sprinklers... they'll give you so much extra time and energy

[narrow ingot]

this trolling

is phenomenal

[lavish basin]

Don't wait for iridium sprinklers

[narrow ingot]

ngl good job

[lavish basin]

Not worth it

Just get quality, they're cheap and very good

[narrow ingot]

yeah iridium sprinklers are not much of an improvement

only like 10% i think

[analog mirage]

I have a rare crow from the fair

[narrow ingot]

nice

[lavish basin]

Iridium is best used on crystalariums first then sprinklers

[cosmic whale]

That will be a lot of quality sprinklers

[narrow ingot]

yeah

[tender yacht]

Try to get 8 type of em later

[analog mirage]

thank you i did like 4 rounds of sling shot for it

[narrow ingot]

quality sprinklers are dirt cheap

[lavish basin]

Worth it

[analog mirage]

ik they’re collectively

[narrow ingot]

iridium sprinklers are more expensive than your soul

[lavish basin]

But don't just ignore sprinklers and try to get the best one right away, that's not gonna work out very well

[narrow ingot]

battery packs are harder to get than iridium

[cosmic whale]

I should do it when I get mining level 7 or else that's a lot of time making gold bars

[feral panther]

bro i got alot of these iridium splinker and Prismatic Shard for just set my name to [645][74]

[cosmic whale]

I wish I had transmute au

[lavish basin]

You're better off smelting bars than using transmute

[lavish basin]

Wow congrats, you abused a broken glitch

[feral panther]

😎

[narrow ingot]

i thought u didnt have the game

[feral panther]

ya but fr i will refund stardew vally

[fickle orbit]

i mean they do water 3x the amount of crops

[feral panther]

its just poring

[fickle orbit]

so idk what you mean

[narrow ingot]

no, but like

[feral panther]

i was joking

[analog mirage]

i put farms in my name now i’m farms farm

[narrow ingot]

if you water 100 crops

[analog mirage]

[narrow ingot]

with quality sprinklers

the amount of spaces wasted

[warped hamlet]

how long have u played 🤨

[narrow ingot]

is not that much

[feral panther]

1 year

from 2022

[lavish basin]

It's like a 7% improvement with iridium lol

That's why quality sprinklers are good enough

[cosmic whale]

What if I have ore laying around

[fickle orbit]

you'll need 12.5 quality or 4.1 iridium sprinklers

[warped hamlet]

Goodluck refunding 💀

[feral panther]

just having it i opened it 5 times in my life

[fickle orbit]

oh yea that is a 7% improvement

huh

[narrow ingot]

this is what i meant as in efficiency

[feral panther]

i just dont have time for any other games

all i play is minecraft bedrock

[lavish basin]

That's not the point

[feral panther]

its the best game

[fickle orbit]

why lmao

[lavish basin]

It's the ammount of tiles you have left to plant

[narrow ingot]

not only are they efficient, they are dirt cheap

[feral panther]

i grow up playing it

[narrow ingot]

for the stage of the game you get them

[fickle orbit]

im guessing u use phone as a gaming vessel

[narrow ingot]

they are the best sprinklers in the game

[west hearth]

i still need to get more iridium

[lavish basin]

You only get like 6 more tiles affording to those calculations

[fickle orbit]

laughs in java

[feral panther]

nah a laptop

[lavish basin]

Which is not a lot

[narrow ingot]

yea

[fickle orbit]

YOU PLAY BEDROCK ON PC??

[lavish basin]

That's why quality sprinklers are good enough

[feral panther]

i ried to open java but it always kick me

tried

[lavish basin]

@fickle orbit @feral panther please move the Minecraft chat out of here

[narrow ingot]

did it send any error message

[feral panther]

its the only thing my laptop run

[narrow ingot]

lets go to #town-square

[feral panther]

ya

[fickle orbit]

fair im done talkin abt it tho

[feral panther]

:P.

[lavish basin]

Yeess get more

[feral panther]

guys what is the best wife for you in stardew

[lavish basin]

I like Haley most of all the girls

[fickle orbit]

haley my beloved

[tender yacht]

None

[feral panther]

same

for no reason

[swift frost]

Make sense

[lavish basin]

Mid cutscene spice berry

[swift frost]

Yup

[west hearth]

just a little snack for your viewing enjoyment

[narrow ingot]

i hate haley

(goes into locked bunker)

[cosmic whale]

I wouldn't date her because she has my friend's name

[woven storm]

She’s kind of ridiculous. Bad sister

[cosmic whale]

Emily is better

[woven storm]

Emily solos

[lavish basin]

Haley gets better

[deep pollen]

that will never stop me from despising her

[analog mirage]

shane is mean af

[scenic forge]

Hypet hyper hyper hyper

[cosmic whale]

Haley > Shane

[woven storm]

Shane>

[scenic forge]

"yo why my phone keep dying" BRO UR FUCKING BRIGHTNESS IS 10X MAX

SHUT IT OFF

[fickle orbit]

i mean between those two there is every marriage candidate in the game but sure ig

[woven storm]

Tbh 😭

So many good candidates besides them

[scenic forge]

Abigail is basic apparently

[cosmic whale]

He looks like he went to sleep and forgot to take off the aftershave

[woven storm]

This is funny

[fickle orbit]

i dont think you understood what i meant

haley is the best candidate and shane is the worst so all of the other ones are between those two in the scale

[scenic forge]

Ketchup belongs on Pizza ☠️

[fickle orbit]

real

[cosmic whale]

Gamer girls >

[woven storm]

💀

[scenic forge]

🔨 shut

[narrow ingot]

haley sucks

haley 3rd worst

[drowsy vortex]

I am gamer grill 🙂

[narrow ingot]

shane 2nd word

[fickle orbit]

😉

[narrow ingot]

elliot worst

[analog mirage]

i love elliot

[west hearth]

how can u love elliot

[deep pollen]

how can you love shane or lliot

or various other villagers

[cosmic whale]

I mean, he has a cool hobby

[analog mirage]

i just like him

[deep pollen]

one is a weird millenial and the other is an alcoholic

you gotta specify

[analog mirage]

is he bad ….

[ripe laurel]

Hello!

[analog mirage]

Fuck clint ☠️☠️

[jagged wraith]

What's wrong with Elliott?

[analog mirage]

right he’s cute

[jagged wraith]

Legit just a little ocean man

[cosmic whale]

I like to give him blackberries

The Abigail hate is real

[analog mirage]

i have 4 hearts rn

i give him my best black berries@

[deep pollen]

yeah but he is a weirdo

and the GDP still means nothing when Lewis spends all the money

[jagged wraith]

He's giving incel

[tender yacht]

Another spouse war

[jagged wraith]

The mayor

[cosmic whale]

Marnie wife mod

[narrow ingot]

Still he sucks

He only helps the farmer

Only the farmer

[feral panther]

ay ay giuys

[narrow ingot]

And the farmer is singlehandedly carrying the entire gdp of ferngill republic it feels like

[feral panther]

i found the minecraft discord server

[narrow ingot]

I do not recall asking

[feral panther]

now i can have a better farm than stardew

[cosmic whale]

If you were able to date him, I'd think it would be a nice reference to Free Willy

[narrow ingot]

What does this mean

[feral panther]

why you hate me :C

[jagged wraith]

Wish you could marry villagers in Minecraft

[fickle orbit]

i mean you are in the wrong channel, please move to #town-square

[cosmic whale]

Build a reception at least

Isn't that spoilers

[tender yacht]

None of that considered spoiler in pinned message

[velvet forum]

Gus is fat. So that makes it a point in Lewis' favor.

[ocean ibex]

1 reason why lewis is bad

1. He's the mayor

[velvet forum]

Lewis isn't even fat. He's dad-bod.

[narrow ingot]

He aint fat

[final herald]

should I restart my save at fall, I want to do more in the year and I don’t think I got the peak outcome

[narrow ingot]

No

[cosmic whale]

He's not fat. It's the money he hides in his pockets

[velvet forum]

And he has a steady girlfriend. So what?

[narrow ingot]

He tries to hide the relationship

And acts kinda toxic to marnie

[final herald]

Wait true

[jagged wraith]

Are you just fat or are you glad to see me? 😏

[narrow ingot]

And he spends all the tax money on a gold statue of hinself

[final herald]

How can lewis and his old ass afford a solid gold statue

[tender yacht]

Not really. You can just start doing better next year rather than make new save everybsingle time you feel horrible at your choice

[feral panther]

@narrow ingot ya why you hate me :V

[narrow ingot]

I dont i just didnt ask

[storm aurora]

i hate clint he has a crush on my wife

[narrow ingot]

And its not relevant

[velvet forum]

If he's hiding because he honestly believes the townspeople will judge him unfairly, do you blame him?

[fickle orbit]

that's an unhelpful habbit that prevents you from getting further in the game

[final herald]

Okay I was mostly gonna do it for greenhouse before winter

[narrow ingot]

Yea

[fickle orbit]

you dont have to get the optimal outcome

[final herald]

what I do in winter then

[feral panther]

cant you just say congrats

[final herald]

I forgot what I did before

[velvet forum]

Linus doesn't need help. What's your point there?

[narrow ingot]

Mine

Forage

Fish

[storm aurora]

oh let's see it

[fickle orbit]

mine, talk with villagers, fish, reorganize your farm, forage

[final herald]

everything but farm

[final herald]

ABD CLEAN FARM

[narrow ingot]

The three fun parts of the game

[feral panther]

just do the same thing over over again

[narrow ingot]

Farming isnt fun

[final herald]

damn

[tender yacht]

Emily

[final herald]

I need to stock on gifts

[narrow ingot]

Farming gives u money so you can fuel your fun

[jagged wraith]

The definition of insanity

[feral panther]

nothing is fun

[fickle orbit]

i mean fishing's fun is debatable too

[final herald]

maybe I can use tea saplings for cash too

[narrow ingot]

Fishing is undebatably fun

Not arguing with anyone on this

[velvet forum]

What?

[fickle orbit]

they are a very good early game method

[narrow ingot]

You are wrong

[cosmic whale]

Use the hoe to get winter forage from the beach and make winter seeds

[feral panther]

bro just friend the wizzard

[fickle orbit]

no u

[final herald]

how

[narrow ingot]

Why

[feral panther]

and change your name o [74]

[final herald]

Console

[narrow ingot]

STOP RECOMMENDING EXPLOITS

dude stop telling people to cheat

[fickle orbit]

just cheat bro lmao

[final herald]

And I’m not a cheater 😢

[feral panther]

XD then why its a thing in the game

[narrow ingot]

Because its a glitch

[ocean ibex]

sigh

[feral panther]

well they keept it

[narrow ingot]

“Why is this glitch in the game if it isn’t intentional”

[final herald]

if you get 10 hearts you can marry Willy

[fickle orbit]

its an exploit concernedape left in the game for those that want it. doesnt mean its a feature

[narrow ingot]

This is peak logic

[cosmic whale]

That's sad

[feral panther]

just type on yt id glitch stardew

[narrow ingot]

You dont have to do anything

[jagged wraith]

Average Clint fan

[ocean ibex]

might as well tell them how to get the best sword and give up combat easily

[narrow ingot]

That was satirical

[feral panther]

ya i want to so

[final herald]

I got all my stuff in my other save with no cheats

[cosmic whale]

No cheating in this household

[narrow ingot]

“Yeah bro just download a cheats mod and give yourself infinite gold”

[fickle orbit]

you can do what you want but stop recommending it to people

[final herald]

What they do

Can I rizz up Caroline

[jagged wraith]

Victim blaming?

[narrow ingot]

No

[storm aurora]

clint asked me to give my wife a gift for her from me

[final herald]

WHICH HEART EVENT

[feral panther]

josh asked tho

[storm aurora]

i hate clint he's bad and bad

[final herald]

Pierre’s ugly ass should marry Pam

[narrow ingot]

It was a satirical comment

[fickle orbit]

did they ask for an exploit explicitly?

[final herald]

Yes

[fickle orbit]

then its fine i guess

[final herald]

I decorated the sewer for some reason

[narrow ingot]

Josh were you satirical

[narrow ingot]

You can place kegs in sewers?

[final herald]

no

[feral panther]

you can use chairs to accses the hard wood early

[fickle orbit]

you can place kegs a n y w h e r e

[narrow ingot]

“Damn bro give me more exploits”

[final herald]

with furniture im not wasting babies on ||krobus||

[narrow ingot]

Then how did y decorate it

[cosmic whale]

I have two iridium sprinklers now

[narrow ingot]

Get quality sprinklers

[fickle orbit]

krobus doesnt require spoilers fyi

[final herald]

scroll up

[narrow ingot]

And stop wasting your battery packs

[final herald]

oh yippee

[final herald]

I decorated the sewer with furniture and shit

[narrow ingot]

Yeah but does it disappear

[fickle orbit]

no

[narrow ingot]

So why do kegs then

ITS SPOILERS LOOK AWAY

[final herald]

I will do kegs along the bottom path

MUFFINICENT SAID IT WAINT

[narrow ingot]

Wait i thought u couldnt place kegs

[fickle orbit]

nothing you plsce anywhere disappears unless a villager walks through it or its the mines or anywhere else with floors

[narrow ingot]

Its not required to be spoilersd

But im just giving a viewer discretion advised warning

[final herald]

But still how’s my decor

[narrow ingot]

Good

Same as the table glitch

Also requires multiplayer and i have no friends

[fickle orbit]

splitscreen:

[final herald]

Two controllers

[narrow ingot]

Oh nice i dont need friends

[ocean ibex]

you were against what happen

[narrow ingot]

Is there splitscreen on pc

[fickle orbit]

yes?

[final herald]

I found the glitch again when u forced my gf to play

[narrow ingot]

Im researching for my glitch save

[fickle orbit]

isnt pc the only place that has it

[narrow ingot]

Pc master race

[fickle orbit]

fr

[narrow ingot]

I remember at some point someone said that consoles are better than PCs for “minimum wage workers like me”

The thing about PCs is that it isnt a playbox

That is only for games

Which makes it infinitely better

[fickle orbit]

i never understood this argument because a 500$ pc is just better than a ps5

[narrow ingot]

I can do school work, programming, and shitposting all for the price of a few consoles

And games

Thats a glitch?

Wait

[fickle orbit]

yes

[narrow ingot]

Is it gonna get fixed

[fickle orbit]

another one ca left bcs ppl like it

[narrow ingot]

Chad CA

[fickle orbit]

its how every game should be designed

[narrow ingot]

ConcernedApe

He saw the fish video and he is a primate

[fickle orbit]

if people like the glitch and it doesnt interfere with a casual playthrough just leave it in

the creator of the game

[narrow ingot]

I forgot too tbh

It was like right shift del right click

[fickle orbit]

you

[narrow ingot]

Fish sucking video

[fickle orbit]

just install a script like me

[narrow ingot]

Nonono in communist russia the fish sucks you

[fickle orbit]

oh you dum dum child

[narrow ingot]

For pinging CA you shall be sentenced to life in hell

[fickle orbit]

why would you delete it

[narrow ingot]

An fbi agent will be sent shortly

[fickle orbit]

thats so much worse

[narrow ingot]

For ghost pinging CA

You get sentenced to life in torture

You will be forced to watch cringe videos for all of eternity

[cosmic whale]

Meaning you have to sit with Pam all day

[fickle orbit]

this is just basic discord etiquette

[narrow ingot]

While sitting with pam

[fickle orbit]

you dont ping higher ups on a server for no reason

[subtle inlet]

Sdv dev

[narrow ingot]

Racist

[subtle inlet]

Stardew valley

Should I call a mod-

[narrow ingot]

For racism you will be sentenced to 2 seconds in jail

[tender yacht]

fr dude? you wanna make junimods comes here?

[lethal mango]

Who's a good YouTuber for stardew?

I follow this one guy, Salamance

[subtle inlet]

Seaniedew

[narrow ingot]

Theres salamance makes pretty good clickbait

[fickle orbit]

@spare lava we got a ca pinger here, @cobalt hare

[subtle inlet]

Junimo this "Josh Boy" is being kinda mean

[rare aspen]

How so

[ocean ibex]

uh what happen?

[narrow ingot]

BlaDe looks like a man that got a 5 year degree in stardew valley codebase

[feral panther]

i wanna a girl .. i mean a duo to play minecraft bedrock with me

[narrow ingot]

And is best stardew player on earth rn

Seaniedew is a good casual youtuber

[subtle inlet]

Oh junimos of the forest! Rude dude

[fickle orbit]

mf just go to the goddamn minecraft discord

[rare aspen]

Describe me how is that racist

[subtle inlet]

Yeah with all due respect the mc server

[rare aspen]

You corrected him after he said "jail his white ass" so he corrected his phrase, sure thats kinda mean but not racist

[cosmic whale]

Actually getting hungry from playing this game

[narrow ingot]

With no respect go to mc discord

[feral panther]

no one want :C

[subtle inlet]

eh I guess now that I think about it is not directed but still

[feral panther]

dammm

[fickle orbit]

and you think your chances would be better here why?

[rare aspen]

Prismatic shard lookin yummers

[rare aspen]

Why tf u come here then

[feral panther]

no respect!!! i finshed gta san an 4 times

[past gate]

will girl play Roblox with me pls

[deep pollen]

bro what the hell is heppening in here

[narrow ingot]

One time some guy went here and asked to play dbd

[cosmic whale]

Never tried a parsnip

[rare aspen]

Prob tastes like a carrot

[feral panther]

cuz people here more kind

[past gate]

am in need of woman to play roblox

[subtle inlet]

sigh mc is the MOST popular game

[fickle orbit]

[subtle inlet]

sdv is not

[narrow ingot]

Will a girl preferably between the ages of 18.21 and 26.2 play bonk.io with me

[feral panther]

lol that worse

[cosmic whale]

If I run out of grass, do I just buy more

[narrow ingot]

Or craft more

[fickle orbit]

or wait for a season switch

[narrow ingot]

But yeah basically

[subtle inlet]

Buy exactly 1 blade of grass and plant it

[cosmic whale]

It's for hay

[narrow ingot]

Animals are gonna go ham on that

[narrow ingot]

Just feed animals grass

[subtle inlet]

place a fence on the tile then

[tender yacht]

putsomething on top of grass

[narrow ingot]

Why feed em hay

[radiant tiger]

Am in need of a female miner to dig some coal with me

Too far?

[subtle inlet]

Yes

[west hearth]

[rare aspen]

Why are you guys so lonely jesus

[cosmic whale]

I use a silo but ran out

[subtle inlet]

wAY too far

[narrow ingot]

So just feed your animals grass

[orchid bay]

just buy from Marnie 🤷‍♂️

[fickle orbit]

comes packaged with discord - loneliness

[radiant tiger]

This is like my first message in months I think 😭

[narrow ingot]

Whats the issue

[rare aspen]

Im in need of a woman to cuddle with me and say good thinggs about me (in game)

[subtle inlet]

OKAY-

ENOUGH OF THIS-... Please

[narrow ingot]

Politely requesting a nonmale participant in a scientific study on the effects of brain cancer

[rare aspen]

Im blending in shush

[radiant tiger]

I’ll be that woman 🗣

[rare aspen]

FOR ROCK AND STONE

[west hearth]

man i’m going back to town square 😭

[narrow ingot]

This is more offtopic than town square

[rare aspen]

True lol

[cosmic whale]

Didn't know Valentine's Day was an event in SDV

[feral panther]

lf a 9foot girl that can kick haley to touch grass

[tender yacht]

this is town square /j

[west hearth]

oh a text wall

[cosmic whale]

jk

[narrow ingot]

Oracle

[fickle orbit]

dwarf of substance i see

[narrow ingot]

Make quality sprinklers

[rare aspen]

Didnt expect you to actually deliver, thank you

[narrow ingot]

Iridium sprinklers arent worth it

[cosmic whale]

I am XD

[west hearth]

imma be honest big dawg i cannot process what this even says 🗣️🗣️🗣️

[rare aspen]

Nah just male instinct kicking in

[stiff zinc]

love u

[tropic siren]

I ain’t reading allat…

[surreal pebble]

I’m going to cry

[deep pollen]

sorry my good sir but i do not have the current mental capacity to put enery into reading the lengthy statement that you have produced

[subtle inlet]

I AM GOING BACK TO THE REDSTONE ARMY

[narrow ingot]

Ah what a good offtopic discussion in town square

…

(Checks channel)

What the fuck is going on

[stiff zinc]

hi new farmers

[radiant tiger]

I ain’t reading allat but sorry that happened to you or good that it did

[rare aspen]

Tf yall dissing envixity about he actually answered my request

[past gate]

hello new farmers

[west hearth]

i just wanna talk about stardew. 🙏🏼

[past gate]

how is your day going

[wise verge]

Hey everyone, please try to keep the chat on topic here, don't think any of this relates to the game.

[stiff zinc]

how do i plant parsnips

[cosmic whale]

You either Stardew or Stardon't

[nimble harness]

buh-bai!

[rare aspen]

Sowwy

[narrow ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/modpurge-gif-26280994

[west hearth]

LRTS GOOOOOO

[narrow ingot]

Jkjk

[stiff zinc]

me

[rare aspen]

Actually one of the most satisfying thing to do in this game

[dim tulip]

I wish I had the original video

[subtle inlet]

Thank you...

[nimble harness]

YYYYYEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS

[narrow ingot]

Hold right click and walk over tilled ground

[cosmic whale]

Abby wants seaweed... interesting...

[deep pollen]

i love new farmers so much 🥰

[stiff zinc]

can u hold my hand and guide it when i try...

[deep pollen]

she is 100% gonna eat it like wet and stuff

[narrow ingot]

What is your gender

[nimble harness]

Gud-Bai!

[ocean ibex]

Yes or no question
Do you think Jas' smile is weird?

[narrow ingot]

You say as if the farmer doesnt do thay

[stiff zinc]

which one do u like the most

[narrow ingot]

Im straight so female

[stiff zinc]

im that one

[narrow ingot]

Ok

[stiff zinc]

ok

[deep pollen]

yeah but its abigail so its weird

[narrow ingot]

Abigail eats rocks

[nimble harness]

Y E S

[deep pollen]

i do too?

YES 🔥

[rare aspen]

I can sense your joy from here

[narrow ingot]

No caroline just cheated on pierre

[rare aspen]

Nah she eat rocks

[narrow ingot]

With the wizard

[rare aspen]

Coz he FUCKING SUCKS

[stiff zinc]

caroline has such edible looking hair

[rare aspen]

Nah more like haley

[surreal pebble]

You are what you eat

[narrow ingot]

I almost forgot this was a pixel game and replied “good luck getting cheated on by your gf”

[stiff zinc]

🔥 lemme be carolines hair

[tranquil galleon]

I just got my first Ancient fruit, what should i do with it?

[narrow ingot]

Is it fall

[stiff zinc]

eat it

[surreal pebble]

She has edibles, what I mean

[tranquil galleon]

No summer

[rare aspen]

[narrow ingot]

Plant it

[nimble harness]

Gud-Bai! I'm gonna move on to #stardew-spoilers !
@lavish basin , @narrow ingot , Lirax (Not online rn), everyone else, goodbye!

[tranquil galleon]

Alright

[rare aspen]

Never come back

Jk

[deep pollen]

it was a pleasure trolling you

[cosmic whale]

Guessing cc completion means you move on

[tranquil galleon]

Wait its the fruit not seed

[narrow ingot]

Seed maker it

And plant it

[deep pollen]

i have never compelted cc 💪

[tranquil galleon]

How do i get one of them?

[narrow ingot]

You say, bragging

[rare aspen]

Im far beyond cc completion and im still here

[languid zealot]

How do you get a prismatic shard??

[narrow ingot]

Farming level 9

[subtle inlet]

I have completed it twice

[tranquil galleon]

Oh alright thanks

[cosmic whale]

I am trying to complete it before year 2 ends

[subtle inlet]

||divided by two||

[narrow ingot]

I pick my nose 💪

[deep pollen]

but do you have greenhouse in summer year one?

[languid zealot]

How do you get a prismatic shard??

[subtle inlet]

n-n-n-n-n-n-n-no

[narrow ingot]

Doesnt matter he should plant it

[fickle orbit]

mystic ore

[subtle inlet]

I have this method that most don't know about

[narrow ingot]

Iridium nodes

[languid zealot]

What is that?

[noble drift]

finally found out the purpose of those ||armored bugs in sc||

[narrow ingot]

Bad tip those never spawn