stardew-valley

[torn isle]

Lol thats a good point on liking the second one more

[balmy dagger]

I'm trying to learn but I think I am getting the hang of it now

[silent quail]

It's so healing for no reason at all, what one is your favorite?

[torn isle]

Have you ever played very little nightmare I’ve always wanted it but I keep forgetting to buy it when I have money

[silent quail]

Yeah I have both bc it was on a crazy deal on my switch

[torn isle]

I really really really like the second one but nothing can beat the first one for me it’s just so nostalgic now. Sometimes I wish I could just erase my memory so I can play the game for the first time again nothing will beat the feeling of being new to that game

[high rampart]

Hey guys everthing is fine? Im a brazilian player soo forgive my english haha... I wanna play with my friend in my farm but it´s saying that "There are no free spaces on the server" (translated)

How could i resolve this problem?

[silent quail]

It's honestly one of my fav games it's so cool and such a vibe

[torn isle]

I got the first game on the xbox when it released I think it was like in 2017 or something

i got it for full price with the season pass

[silent quail]

I just got it like a few mo ago but I've known about it for longer

Wait I gtg for a sec dm me later 🤞🤞

[torn isle]

its ever too late to get into little nightmares especially now that the 2nd game came out not tha tlong ago

[silent quail]

Yeah

[torn isle]

alright I will see you whenever you wanna talk again

[trail ocean]

maybe try #vanilla-tech-support ?

[high rampart]

ahhh okk... i will try! Thanks for respond!

[smoky rose]

Hey yall

How do I

Not get bored

After making the community house
Edit: nvm

[balmy dagger]

I just saw it...

[storm gazelle]

huge nono

[balmy dagger]

my bad

[tardy beacon]

Wait what, there’s something to spoil?

like a story?

[willow falcon]

just got the game, went through my first season and i pretty much already know the controls and how the game works, i want to restart and make a new farm, is there any tips?

like what should i keep or sum

thanks in advance

[obsidian kestrel]

I just completed community center for first time

on year 3 spring

alsp i got to ginger Island

[sonic jasper]

Just downloaded the game what should i do first. other than planting the parsnips and getting fishing rod

[small remnant]

Clean up ur farm

[hollow lava]

Whateva you want

[small remnant]

Also fishing and mining is a good way to make money

[hollow lava]

If u find anything thar says Gunther will tell you more, go to the big green building under the blacksmith

[turbid shard]

Is this right??

Day 1:

• clean up the farm
• plant parsnips
• introductions
• buy other seeds
• start foraging
• make a chest

is that it?

[hollow lava]

I'd add foraging

[turbid shard]

okayy!! look good??

[hollow lava]

Yah that's about all I get done on my first day

[dim tulip]

When you get a fishing pole, fish all day for early money

[turbid shard]

okay!! when should I make a silo and coop? like what day.

[turbid shard]

Day 2 yeah

[dim tulip]

At your own pace

[empty compass]

i wish i knew about this server when i first started this. it probably would have helped me a lot

[hollow lava]

On my very first save file it took me 5 years to complete the community center needless to say working at your own pace is more fun

[turbid shard]

yeah

damn lol

but yeh for sure

day 2:

• head over to Willy
• go fishing all day
• build a chest next to you to store fish in case u run out of space
• maybe forage
• water your crops

[hollow lava]

Fish fish fish until u unlock mines

[tardy beacon]

If I use land too much for crops, will it lose its nutriments? Do I need to fallow the farmland?

[hollow lava]

What

[tardy beacon]

why should I keep my fish?

[prisma stream]

you can farm as much as you want

[hollow lava]

Community center

[tardy beacon]

oh i see ok

[prisma stream]

and sell extra once you get to fishing 5 and get the fisher skill to make for profit

[dim tulip]

Community center and Level 5

If you want more money, you can push to level 10 and get another profit increase

[high scarab]

Fishing also gets easier the higher level you are

[turbid shard]

Nono I just mean that it can be easier if you don’t have a lot of space in ur backpack

[turbid shard]

on day 2 u usually don’t have that that’s all I mean

[dim tulip]

I know

That's a week of fishing on the lake

[fossil tundra]

I'm new here.. I'm in doubt.. in the musseum my cursor is not moving... I don't know how to fix it.. may be its for the SVE mod?

[tardy beacon]

Why is everybody rejecting me to the dance

I wanted to play this game to stop thinking about real life

and it got too realistic

[vague sparrow]

Gamepad Mode setting "force on"
Switch back to "force off"

Lmk if it doesn't work

[prisma stream]

you need to get 2 heart with someone in order for them to dance with you

[tardy beacon]

Damn

I thought this game was about farming, not socializing

I only have like 1 heart with lewis

I think

[dim tulip]

4 heart

[vague sparrow]

Haley's a good option, just give her a daffodil 2x a week

[fossil tundra]

Ty

[tardy beacon]

how was I supposed to get 4 hearts in only 20 days

[dim tulip]

You can with Haley and some luck, but first year is a bit hard

Don't worry, it's the worst festival

You aren't missing anything by not dancing

[tardy beacon]

I got a heart with haley because she has the least uncanny face

[tardy beacon]

I saw that

[dim tulip]

I always miss the festival

Even when I have a dancing partner

[tardy beacon]

I have another question I’ve been wondering since I downloaded the game

does the apple arcade version add more ?

because usually when I download a game with apple arcade there’s something new or different

[dim tulip]

No

[gloomy inlet]

yes

[clever spire]

no just free

with apple arcade subscription obv

[tardy beacon]

I got 2 different answers

[clever spire]

[dusty ibex]

no is the right one

[tardy beacon]

Ok

But then, why is it called “Stardew Valley +”?

the + must be there for a reason, right?

[clever spire]

i can gurantee u CA does not have the time rn to b making extra content just for apple users

plus the page doesn't mention it

[dim tulip]

I literally found nothing on that

[dusty ibex]

ok imma be real mobile users r usually the ones getting treated last
not first + with extra stuff LOL

[tardy beacon]

oh

[torn isle]

ay

oh

[plain charm]

baa

null mayo

this was just mayo

and jelly aswell

[desert sky]

should i just sell all my gems?

its ||egg festival tmr second year|| and i want to buy as many starberries seed

[plain charm]

what...

what are you talking about 😢

[slate thistle]

E

[clever spire]

yah it's not hard to find more

[calm sandal]

normal chicken is better tho?

[plain charm]

i had 2 null eggs in the auto catcher

collector

whats your level..?

training rod?

ok

you'll get much worser fishes so get ready

[desert sky]

i dont seem to have any use for it, do they have any use?

[warm briar]

Sup

[plain charm]

are you at day 2?

oh

[warm briar]

Hi

[plain charm]

hello

oh

i recommend to get level 5 fishing atleast to summer

[warm briar]

Nice

[plain charm]

cool

[warm briar]

Get iridium rod and bait as fast as possible

[plain charm]

iridium rod is exaggerating

i got it and i dont use it so much

[warm briar]

Then get 30 quality sprinklers and 240 pumpkins

[plain charm]

fiberglass rod is enough to fish

[plain charm]

they're probably on spring...

[warm briar]

I mean in fall sorry

[plain charm]

thats like 2 seasons

check the wiki. huashuahus

[warm briar]

I completed cc my first year

[plain charm]

wiki has the routine of all the villagers

yes

!wiki

[novel thistle]

The official Stardew Wiki can be found at https://stardewvalleywiki.com

[plain charm]

type leah there and you'll fall the routine of everything

bah

i love leah because he likes gifts i have in the backpack like berries

thats it

i gifted a berry to everyone and they hated it... :(

lore? i dont think so

oh and hunter, did you get the catfish or an eel?

ok

you catch them just in rain days and you'll need atleast one of them to complete C.C

catfish is below emily's house

you can get it anytime i think

and eel is in the ocean

(beach)

you can only get it 4pm to 2am

but they're REALLY HARD

i almost passed out in the cat fish

but dw, if you dont catch the fish just restart the day

ukmmm

[hushed crow]

[plain charm]

yes

[fleet plaza]

what zoom level do yall use?

[plain charm]

menu 80% and in the game 75%

[hushed crow]

75% 75%

[abstract nimbus]

What’s that hammer tool call that people usually use in the mines

[trail ocean]

galaxy hammer?

[fleet plaza]

pickaxe

[trail ocean]

o

[abstract nimbus]

Thanks

[past shard]

Should i buy strawberrys if im a fisher?

[plain charm]

yes

that doesnt really make sense

[cobalt hare]

Hello!

[plain charm]

its about planting and not fishing, so how would a fisherman relates to plantinng strawberries

[plain charm]

hello

yea

but i like their cutscenes

you don't really need to do all that

because everyone reunites in the festival

so you could just talk to everyone in the festival to complete the quest and not lose time

shane

theyre also rude, but like haley they can have a cool story if you make friendship enough

i dont get it

yes

[terse moss]

i only got this game a couple weeks ago and im addicted i cant stop help i just dumped 12 hours into it today

[fierce ginkgo]

get ready buddy it gets worse

[placid mountain]

ME

[cobalt hare]

There’s no such thing as not playing Stardew Valley. Your time should be completely invested in it. Although you HAVE to eat, drink, and sleep, you have the mobile app

[terse moss]

too much to do and too much to keep track of 😭

[cobalt hare]

You can also listen to Stardew music in your sleep

There’s only a few tears involved

[terse moss]

"oh oops i forgot to do that guess ill do it the next day"
"i just need to play one more day or else i'll forget tomorrow"

[cobalt hare]

You have no self restraint is what your saying?

[wild fiber]

As someone who's had the game for a couple of months now it's atp that it's engraved into being my daily routine

[cobalt hare]

Like I said, no such thing as, “No time for Stardew”

[terse moss]

I have restraint. i only closed the game to eat or sleep

[cobalt hare]

What? You stop to take care of yourself?

[fierce ginkgo]

i had a time when i played like 12h+ game sessions and then went to sleep and had dreams about the game lol

[cobalt hare]

That’s, scary

[hollow lava]

I JUST GOT THE LAST DWARF SCROLL I NEED!!@@@!!!

[cobalt hare]

I once had a dream about Stardew. Evelyn came into my house and killed me. Im a different person after that

[fierce ginkgo]

i’m so glad y’all are on that phase cause it’s pretty easy to get burnt out too

[cobalt hare]

My Stardew phase is way past me. I’ve started recording videos for it though

[wild fiber]

that was literally me when I played splatoon it was weird 😭

[cobalt hare]

I’ve seen a lot of game phases never Splatoon

[wild fiber]

the Splatoon phase is probably rare amongst ppl but it exists

[terse moss]

im afraid of getting burnt out so im trying not to progress too much too quickly

[cobalt hare]

Animal Crossing though…

When New Horizons came out

[fierce ginkgo]

as long as you have goals in mind you won’t get burnt out

it mostly happens when you reach a point where u go “ok idk what to do next”

[cobalt hare]

I ask that when I wake up every morning

[terse moss]

Ok, thanks but now i also have to sleep

[cobalt hare]

Sleep?

[terse moss]

my feeble mind cannot handle lack of sleep unfortunately

[fierce ginkgo]

okay! gn

[terse moss]

good day and night gamers

[cobalt hare]

If I sleep for 24 hours, can I go 3 days without sleep?

[fierce ginkgo]

you’ll quite literally lose your mind but you can

[cobalt hare]

Paulie, I lost my mind a long time ago

In the war

[fierce ginkgo]

but i still can’t in good health recommend u to try the 72h of no sleep challenge

[cobalt hare]

Never heard of that

Is it like the Tide pod challenge? Will I faint?

Im the most insane at night

Wait a minute

[fierce ginkgo]

i’m just repeating what u said lol

[cobalt hare]

What? No

That was like, 5 years ago

Am I just thinking I’m being funny or am I annoying, I can’t tell the difference

Definitely annoying

[haughty lagoon]

Why is Leah so hard to find

I can't find her half the time lmao

[cobalt hare]

Break into her house

You have an axe

But in all seriousness, you can find her in the saloon every night

[blissful lily]

anyone know if i can just sleep to skip to morning on a storm day? i dont wanna waste it bc i have 30 lightning rods lol. will it still fill them all up as if id stayed on the farm all day?

[cobalt hare]

Yeah

It’s fine

[blissful lily]

sweet.

been grinding away at getting those lightning rods for no particular reason. its the 13th of summer 1.

[cobalt hare]

Don’t want to waste them huh?

[blissful lily]

i dont know why i rushed them so hard-- im not gonna be able to have lots of crystallariums for a while

[cobalt hare]

More work now less work then?

[blissful lily]

yeah i guess. time to see what the haul is after i wake up :3

[cobalt hare]

Passive income is the best

[fast tundra]

yum yum

shmoney

[cobalt hare]

Reminds me of YouTube, you put little effort into it and you can make stonks

[cobalt hare]

What?

[fast tundra]

yummy shmoney in my tummy

[cobalt hare]

I’ll leave you to it then

[blissful lily]

LOL. SOBBING.
I THOUGHT THAT ID GET LIKE... 20 BATTERIES WITH MY 30 RODS.

i got 6 😭

all that effort.

[cobalt hare]

Sad

https://tenor.com/view/duck-gif-26090688

Here’s this duck to keep your mind off things

Wow embed fail

[fast tundra]

just get that one late game item I almost accidentally mentioned

ez batteries

dude

no discussion at all of anything that happens after community center

check pinned messages

[cobalt hare]

S o l a r p a n e l s

[fast tundra]

god

[cobalt hare]

What

What did you do

[fast tundra]

I didn't do anything it was a mod

lmao

[cobalt hare]

Oh.

[fast tundra]

told you to look in pinned

[blissful lily]

i deleted my own messages. im sorry about that.

[fast tundra]

nvm then

[cobalt hare]

I could tell

[fast tundra]

it's fine

yers

[cobalt hare]

What

Year 1?

[fast tundra]

plant it and put it in the seed maker

don't sell it

[cobalt hare]

Wow

[fast tundra]

I mean don't sell the fruit

[cobalt hare]

Actually impressive

[fast tundra]

farming level 7 or something

[cobalt hare]

Seed maker level 8

It take gold

Bar

https://tenor.com/view/gold-bullion-gold-gif-20032052

[fast tundra]

I think most people would've reached lava by the time they get to level 8

[cobalt hare]

Embed fail again

[fast tundra]

then again I think I got to floor 120 in winter y2 or something

[cobalt hare]

Nice

[fast tundra]

for the first time I mean

[cobalt hare]

N i c e

[fast tundra]

now I get to lava in early summer at most

[cobalt hare]

Try throwing you pickaxe in the lava

It’ll upgrade it

[fast tundra]

I wonder who I'll get into an argument with next

About wheat

it happens more often than you'd think

[cobalt hare]

If you get 3 you can make a piece of bread

[fast tundra]

minecrap

I mean the Stardew wheat

[cobalt hare]

No Terraria

[fast tundra]

waht

[cobalt hare]

I grew wheat for the sake of it

[fast tundra]

I actually never played terraria all I know is there's a Stardrop in it

might play it in the future

[cobalt hare]

Wow that’s disappointing

[fast tundra]

would you like to join WEA

[cobalt hare]

What that

Is it a drug corp

[fast tundra]

Wheat Enforcement Administration

[cobalt hare]

Oh much better

[fast tundra]

we currently have a total of 2 members including me

very large organization ik

[cobalt hare]

It’s massive

[fast tundra]

join us, thrive.

[plain charm]

DJ shed!

[cobalt hare]

What are the terms and conditions? Do you need my credit card info?

Ok Morris

[fast tundra]

yes, and the social security number

[fast tundra]

looks awesome

I like

[cobalt hare]

Looks like something I can blow up

[fast tundra]

klee's alt

[cobalt hare]

I suppose I’ll join

[fast tundra]

@cobalt hare are you a fan of dark Vader from star wars?

[cobalt hare]

Do I get a free T-shirt or something

[fast tundra]

there are no benefits.

[cobalt hare]

Darth*

[plain charm]

i think hes a fan of darth vader

[fast tundra]

we do not have the budget yet.

[plain charm]

i just think though

[cobalt hare]

How did you know??

[fast tundra]

I never watched an episode of Luke Skywalker soz

[cobalt hare]

It’s, not what that’s called

[fast tundra]

what is it called then

[cobalt hare]

It’s not just Luke

[plain charm]

its anakin right

[fast tundra]

it's called Skywalker?

[plain charm]

so the movie is Anakin and Luke Skywalker

tanks

[cobalt hare]

No

[fast tundra]

I have no fucking idea

[cobalt hare]

There’s three sections of Star Wars

[fast tundra]

do they fall in love?

[cobalt hare]

What

[plain charm]

i watched a version where they did

[fast tundra]

did I stutter?

[cobalt hare]

Anakin is Luke’s father

[fast tundra]

ahem..

[plain charm]

i think it wasnt original

[cobalt hare]

Anakin is Darth Vader

[fast tundra]

oh

[plain charm]

mortal kombat

[fast tundra]

I thought Anakin was Darth Vader's rival or something

[cobalt hare]

“But still..”

Nope

That’s Obi Wan

[fast tundra]

Unless you wanna get real philosophical

[plain charm]

ummm gameplay discussion Loo.l

[cobalt hare]

Yeah I’m good

[fast tundra]

who the fuck is obi wan

[cobalt hare]

https://tenor.com/view/obi-wan-kenobi-hello-there-star-wars-disney-gif-26025920

That guy

[plain charm]

what happened here

[cobalt hare]

Ewan Mcgregor

[fast tundra]

he looks like a stereotypical American father

[cobalt hare]

Chicken

[fast tundra]

hmm

they somehow pushed it out

of the pen

[plain charm]

maybe

[fast tundra]

they have hands

[plain charm]

yes yes

[cobalt hare]

Entity cramming

I play a lot of games

[plain charm]

i just need 4 bundles to finish the center!

[cobalt hare]

Especially life

[fast tundra]

I live variety in animals rather than just 50 pigs and 4 barns

[cobalt hare]

Bacon*

[plain charm]

same

[fast tundra]

I always get 1 or 2 of each animal in my playthroughs

[plain charm]

i only got 3 pigs

[fast tundra]

Xander was typing here

[plain charm]

im close to getting the iridium forageables profession

[fast tundra]

wonder what he was gonna say

[plain charm]

probably offtopic of the game

[fast tundra]

what's that

[plain charm]

we were. talking about. scar wars

[plain charm]

forage level 10 profession if you pick the collector one

[fast tundra]

you mean luke Skywalker?

[plain charm]

maybe

[fast tundra]

I thought actual iridium or something

my brain isn't working

[plain charm]

iriud quality

[fast tundra]

it makes pigs op

is it just me or does seasoned farmers get away with off topic more than new

it is probably just me but idk

[plain charm]

yes because theres probably more moderation to check if someone is not spoilering something

[cobalt hare]

Star Wars Episodes in order. 1 The Phantom Menace. 2 The Clone Wars. 3 Revenge of The Sith. 4 A New Hope. 5 The Empire Strikes back. 6 The Return Of The Jedi. 7 Force Awakens. 8 The Last Jedi. 9 Rise Of Skywalker. Series: Mandalorian, The Clone Wars, Rebels, Vision, Obi Wan Kenobi, Andor, Ashoka

[plain charm]

or talking about post CC things

[fast tundra]

what are you talking about

[cobalt hare]

Your welcome

Star Wars

[plain charm]

I dont know star wars jsut scar wars

[fast tundra]

I like your funny words, magic man.

[cobalt hare]

Stab Wars

That’s what it’s gonna be In a minute

[random gorge]

I’ve arrived

[cobalt hare]

Goodbye

[fast tundra]

medival star wars

[river junco]

He came

[sour thunder]

??

[fast tundra]

hello

why did 3 people suddenly come in at once

[plain charm]

The

[cobalt hare]

Salutations my good man. Please forgive my unforgivable manners

[fast tundra]

what is going on here

[river junco]

[plain charm]

you cannot forgive the unforgivable

[river junco]

Off with his head

[cobalt hare]

You underestimate my power

[random gorge]

When so much goes on

[fast tundra]

I want his head on a spike.

[plain charm]

bazinga

[cobalt hare]

I’ll take you down with me

[fast tundra]

ok buddy

[cobalt hare]

I have no friends hush

[plain charm]

hmm

i wanna finish the center in the first year

i'll hack the entire game to check if i can enable it manually

[cobalt hare]

Cool

[fast tundra]

nagitoman

[river junco]

bruh

[plain charm]

hlelo everybody my name is markiplier

[fast tundra]

@plain charm you're going insane

go sleep

[cobalt hare]

Ah real Markiplier fnaf

[plain charm]

should i make it 0 or 1

[cobalt hare]

Pease give shoutout

[plain charm]

its on -1

im gonna make it 0

[random gorge]

Still here tryna reach lvl 5

[fast tundra]

0 or 1 what

[plain charm]

/><visitsUntilY1Guarantee>-1</visitsUntilY1Guarantee>

[cobalt hare]

Me channel is @Vaderplayer4

[river junco]

hes a hacker

[plain charm]

ummm whatever

[cobalt hare]

Markiplier you were me hero

[plain charm]

oh wait i can see that i can alter how many stars i get

would my game crash

[cobalt hare]

Like those little plastic glow in the dark ones?

[plain charm]

i wont do anything i dont know

baah

[fast tundra]

I'm lost

[cobalt hare]

So you don’t know how to die so you never will?

[fast tundra]

What stars are you talking about

[cobalt hare]

Don’t make yourself special

[fast tundra]

???

[cobalt hare]

We’re all lost fool

[river junco]

<godmode>1</godmode>

[warm thorn]

This channel is for talking about Stardew Valley, please stay on topic

[fast tundra]

Xander help what are they talking about

[cobalt hare]

Ah yes. Do you guys play Stardew?

[fast tundra]

I think I do

[cobalt hare]

It’s been a few years

[river junco]

I have heard of it

[desert sky]

i put gold ancient fruit into kegs but i got normal quality wine back, why?

[plain charm]

you need to age it

its an extension of your house

[cobalt hare]

Isn’t it pretty new actually?

[fast tundra]

quality of fruit doesn't matter

[plain charm]

then you wait days and you can make the quality better

[river junco]

with wine, the quality of fruit doesn't matter until you age it

[fast tundra]

you just said my previous message but more complicated

[cobalt hare]

Yeah you put no effort into it and you don’t get any money from your effort

[river junco]

LOL

[fast tundra]

yummy shmoney in my tummy

[cobalt hare]

What the heck did you put in your mouth? Actually, don’t answer that

[fast tundra]

yummy shmoney

[river junco]

I think it was a strange bun

[cobalt hare]

Honey bun

[fast tundra]

bun

shmoney bun

[cobalt hare]

b u n

[fast tundra]

Strange bun isn't actually strange

[cobalt hare]

Are there buns in Stardew

[fast tundra]

we know its ingredients

[desert sky]

so what should i do with gold ancient fruit?

[fast tundra]

yes

[desert sky]

sell it?

[cobalt hare]

Yesss

[fast tundra]

still turn it into wine

[cobalt hare]

We’re not off-topic

[river junco]

Sell the star one and make wine with the basic ones

[fast tundra]

normal quality ancient fruit wine will make more money than raw gold quality ancient fruit

that is if you have enough kegs for everything

[desert sky]

why do people put normal quality into seed makers but keep the gold ones then?

[cobalt hare]

Work? No thanks

[fast tundra]

to make more plants for the greenhouse because it's very difficult to get ancient seeds outside of seed makers

simple

[random gorge]

That moment when im not lvl 5

[fast tundra]

once you've filled your greenhouse there really isn't a reason to put them in seed makers

[cobalt hare]

Maybe I should plant my ancient seeds before I get greenhouse

[fleet plaza]

whats the easiest item thats universally liked?

[fast tundra]

you should

[cobalt hare]

Corn

[desert sky]

so i gotta wait 1 seson to make it into gold quality

[fast tundra]

pretty much most foragable flowers

[desert sky]

any wine

and 2 seasons for iridium

[cobalt hare]

Gems are liked

[fast tundra]

sweet peas, daffodils and crocuses are liked by most villagers

[river junco]

A lot of ladies like daffodil

[cobalt hare]

I know Emily, Haley, Abigail, Penny, why are they all single girls-

[fast tundra]

And if you get the foraging level 10 passive they become very good source of friendship

[high scarab]

Fruit from fruit trees

[fleet plaza]

awesome ty

amazing ty

i'll start saving foraged flowers

[cobalt hare]

I had a classmate named Haley

[river junco]

My boy Linus likes flowers

[fast tundra]

oka

[fleet plaza]

at least for early game

[cobalt hare]

She was a nightmare

[fast tundra]

kill her.

[fast tundra]

of course she was.

[cobalt hare]

I tried

[river junco]

bruh

[cobalt hare]

Teacher wouldn’t let me

[fast tundra]

my boy Linus likes anything edible

[cobalt hare]

It wasn’t “legal”

[fast tundra]

even if it's completely raw and/or disgusting

[fast tundra]

you won't get trialed as an adult

worst case scenario plead for insanity

[cobalt hare]

That works every time

Abigail eats amethyst confirmed?

[fast tundra]

nah she eats quartz

she just loves amethyst

[cobalt hare]

It’s like that TLC lady who eats rocks

[fast tundra]

tlc?

The Loving Crotch?

[cobalt hare]

The Learning Channel

Yeah sure

[fast tundra]

god

[cobalt hare]

Why can’t I eat rocks in Stardew

It’s not fair

[plain charm]

because you arent son of a wizard

[fast tundra]

actually you can

there's an unused rock item in the game you can eat

[cobalt hare]

W h a t?

How get

[fast tundra]

You can get it with CBJ cheats

[river junco]

The clay does look yummy

[fast tundra]

if you want

[cobalt hare]

Edible rocks here I come

[plain charm]

ill slep

[fast tundra]

or just access the files and do some hacker work and spawn it in manually

[hollow lava]

Dude Emily will not leave her fucking room

[fast tundra]

using CBJ makes it much easier though

[cobalt hare]

Im already a hacker how else do I know you live in California

[river junco]

Shes in there drinking her green drank

[fast tundra]

my guy

you're so far off it's funny

[cobalt hare]

Ha ha

[fast tundra]

I'm in the middle east

[cobalt hare]

Oh

So Mexico?

[fast tundra]

no

I'm not English

[river junco]

Alaska

[cobalt hare]

France?

[fast tundra]

no

no

[river junco]

Japan

[fast tundra]

I am planning on learning french though

[cobalt hare]

Russia?

[fast tundra]

I already know a bit

no and no

[cobalt hare]

Oui oui ho ho

[fast tundra]

that means yes yes

[river junco]

oui oui croissant

[fast tundra]

ho ho has no translation

[cobalt hare]

Qwesont

[fast tundra]

that means yes yes croissant

yes I know I am very intelligent

[cobalt hare]

Queso

That’s cheese dip

Never mind

[fast tundra]

most people are surprisingly not very surprised when they hear where I'm from

[cobalt hare]

Ok

[fast tundra]

even though if I was in their shoes I probably would be

[cobalt hare]

Where do you live? I’ll take a zip code

[fast tundra]

guess

[cobalt hare]

39176?

[fast tundra]

I already gave you a massive hint but I'll give you another

I'm African technically

[cobalt hare]

Texas

Technically

[fast tundra]

no

isn't that in america

[velvet karma]

LMFAOO

[fast tundra]

I am not good at geography

[river junco]

Texas is a country

[fast tundra]

soz

[fast tundra]

isn't america a continent

north and south america

[cobalt hare]

Alabama
Alaska
Arizona
Arkansas
California
Colorado
Connecticut
Delaware
Florida
Georgia
Hawaii
Idaho
Illinois
Indiana
Iowa
Kansas
Kentucky
Louisiana
Maine
Maryland
Massachusetts
Michigan
Minnesota
Mississippi
Missouri
Montana
Nebraska
Nevada
New Hampshire
New Jersey
New Mexico
New York
North Carolina
North Dakota
Ohio
Oklahoma
Oregon
Pennsylvania
Rhode Island
South Carolina
South Dakota
Tennessee
Texas
Utah
Vermont
Virginia
Washington
West Virginia
Wisconsin
Wyoming

Any of those?

[fast tundra]

those are all uh

american

I think

[cobalt hare]

Yes

[fleet plaza]

but north or south

[fast tundra]

geography classes aren't falling me hopefully

[fast tundra]

I have no fucking idea

I think north

[cobalt hare]

How do you not know

Ireland

[fast tundra]

I'm not american

[cobalt hare]

Portugal

[river junco]

North Korea

[fast tundra]

no

[cobalt hare]

America isn’t that smart

[fast tundra]

nice guess dude

[cobalt hare]

Australia

[fast tundra]

that's a continent

wait

[cobalt hare]

And

[fast tundra]

is it?

[cobalt hare]

Yesssssssss

[fast tundra]

I told you I'm in africa

[cobalt hare]

Kenya

[fast tundra]

no

[cobalt hare]

That’s the only place in Africa I know

[fast tundra]

nice

google exists

[cobalt hare]

Communist Russia?

Google?

[river junco]

Chad

[fast tundra]

you can Google African countries

and pick from there

[cobalt hare]

How do I use Google

[river junco]

I'm gonna move to Chad just cause

[fast tundra]

bland please explain

band not bland

[fast tundra]

get a tutorial

[river junco]

I'm gonna be a chad living in chad

[cobalt hare]

Did you see my farm in farm designs

I’ll google some tutorials

[fast tundra]

Non

Je suis fromage

[fleet plaza]

oh noh

[cobalt hare]

Omaiwa shinderu

does opening a barn for animals during the daytime help become friends easier?

[fleet plaza]

like brie or gorgonzola?

[fast tundra]

if there's grass then yes

It even saves money on food

[cobalt hare]

Touch some

League Of Legends player…

[fast tundra]

I only just realized what I just said

I'm too embarrassed to translate it

[cobalt hare]

What did you do now

[fast tundra]

trust me it's nothing racist

Just not what I thought I was saying

[fleet plaza]

its cheese

[fast tundra]

I'm not an it

[fleet plaza]

he said 'i am cheese'

my b my b

[fast tundra]

I completely forgot what fromage meant

[fleet plaza]

he's cheese

[river junco]

Omelette du Fromage

[fleet plaza]

pomme de terre

[fast tundra]

tu es la pilote de Spirit Airlines.

[cobalt hare]

He is indeed cheese

[fleet plaza]

no please

not spirit

[cobalt hare]

Se que te gusto, no tienes que ocultarlo

[fast tundra]

wait to es not tu as

hold on

[cobalt hare]

pas de balles

j'ai ton adresse ip

[fast tundra]

non

tu n'pas ton je addresse ip

need what

[river junco]

pain

[cobalt hare]

Life is pain

[fast tundra]

bread?

[cobalt hare]

Life is bread

[delicate temple]

English only please.

[fast tundra]

francaise

[river junco]

he will take all our hats

[fast tundra]

jokes on you I don't have any

that's rude

shut up

[cobalt hare]

Hush

[fast tundra]

hello

[cobalt hare]

A raw fish has appeared

[fast tundra]

doesn't have to be raw

[river junco]

raw is da way

[fast tundra]

you idiote

[river junco]

who are you talking to

[fast tundra]

Tu es imbecile.

[fast tundra]

@vague flare

[river junco]

I cry

[fast tundra]

they deleted their message

[hollow lava]

Is there any way to force animals into the coop or barn?

[river junco]

They will go in themselves

[fast tundra]

wait until 8pm

no other way

[hollow lava]

Bruh

[river junco]

They're smart

[sour thunder]

no way to force them just leave the door open

[cobalt hare]

mine's go in by 5:30

[fast tundra]

I forgor

[cobalt hare]

also how to retain quality in animal products when putting them through a cheese press or mayo maker

[fleet plaza]

do you have to close the door every night to the coop or nah?

[river junco]

I always leave my door open

[sour thunder]

i don't, they only get eaten if they're locked out

[fast tundra]

it'll increase friendship if you close it after they go in

[river junco]

LOL

[sour thunder]

so just never close the door

[delicate temple]

@cobalt hare Your post has been deleted as it goes against #rules 1: Be respectful, polite, and patient above all else, 4: No spamming chat, 15: No non-English language chat, including text and embedded content. Please have another look over the server guidelines and avoid posting anything similar in the future. Despite being told to stop you have continued and as a result you have been timed out. Continued infractions will lead to a warn.

[fast tundra]

..woah

[river junco]

rip vader

[hasty pond]

W

[fast tundra]

Rest In Pepperonis

[delicate temple]

If you're trying to speedrun a ban, keep it up!

[fast tundra]

ME??

[delicate temple]

No.

[fast tundra]

oh ok

[delicate temple]

Read the rules folks, it's not that difficult.

[fleet plaza]

what is the percent some peeps have with their disc name?

[fast tundra]

Speak English please.

[sour thunder]

funny

[river junco]

What percentage?

I think its probably their name or nickname

[fleet plaza]

no its like percent completion

[austere loom]

Hiya poke

[fast tundra]

I DON'T UNDERSTAND

[sour thunder]

hiya

[fleet plaza]

i see it more in seasoned farmers chat probably

[austere loom]

Me sell hat

Me hat mouse

[fast tundra]

Shut up.

Stop impersonating our god.

[austere loom]

Come to hous3

[river junco]

They just updated their server profile to show game completion

[austere loom]

Bring coines

[river junco]

I got 10g

[fast tundra]

ok buddy

[austere loom]

That enough for hat mous3

[river junco]

oh bet

[austere loom]

Come 2:30

Am

[river junco]

lol the man himself

[polar frost]

Do I sell my gems

[river junco]

I would keep them

I hoarded everything

[polar frost]

Wait why would I give them to people

What does that do

Is there any benefit to having a good relationship w npcs

[river junco]

you unlock recipes

[cyan merlin]

special cutscenes, special items, recipes

[polar frost]

Gotcha

[cyan merlin]

it’s beneficial

[high scarab]

They send you stuff

[polar frost]

I fw fishing

[river junco]

They become more friendly

[polar frost]

Ive been fishing more than anything so far ngl

[river junco]

thats what I did my first year honestly

[cyan merlin]

fishing is good, v money

[polar frost]

Does the upgraded rod actually catch better fish or does it only have the bait ability

[high scarab]

Even the bait makes fishing so much better, you catch so much more

[polar frost]

Should i give gems to npcs on their birthdays or whenever

Alr

[cobalt hare]

Is there any possible way to retain the quality of items like milk when they get put into a cheesepress?

[fair stream]

Not without mods, at least

She is on PC, so the chance she'd be interested in modding is not zero

Anyway

Hi Coalie!

Same ol' grind, I expect

how goes the stardew

Vibes

Mm that would be wise.

[next pewter]

Hi

[fair stream]

Mhmm. I will be direct in that case. Do not break the rules, or you risk a warning. #rules are pretty clear, and you were already advised to read them if I'm not mistaken.

[fair stream]

Hello, welcome!

[next pewter]

I set my favourite thing to dog

When I ate a stardrop it said it tastes like dog

[fair stream]

Um. Yes that does tend to happen...

[next pewter]

Nope

[fair stream]

Don't be racist.

I'm gonna stop you there.

Do not be inappropriate.

Because the question in and of itself is inappropriate.

[dusty ibex]

it is also legal to not be a weirdo

[fair stream]

Now, moving on

Hello Vil

[dusty ibex]

HELLO QUILL

[hollow lava]

If I pass our (not die) in ||skull cavern|| will I lose anything but money

[dusty ibex]

you’ll only lose money

[hollow lava]

OK I'm working till 2

[dusty ibex]

you only lose items when u get beaten up and die bc u had 0 hp

fix vault room in cc!

[fair stream]

please spoiler this message, and check the pins for spoiler info

And yes. what Vil said.

[next pewter]

Ok

I will delete the message

[dusty ibex]

you can just do || spoiler message here ||

[hollow lava]

||Got 45 iridium and 2 prismatic shards||

[fair stream]

Vader, I have told you to stop.

[dusty ibex]

how long are u planning on staying in the server

hello @silver kite u goofy ahh I saw u typing

[next pewter]

||can I still get jojo stuff after I fix the community center ||

[silver kite]

by mistake but hi how was your walk

[dusty ibex]

nah if you || finsih the whole cc joja goes away ||

[dusty ibex]

im just bout to come home got my stuff for breakfast

[next pewter]

||should I get jojo mart or community centre||

[dusty ibex]

are u new?

[next pewter]

Ye

[dusty ibex]

definitely cc

[next pewter]

K

Ty

[dusty ibex]

cc will teach u how to play and make u do lots of different stuff and it’s generally more fun

joja is kinda like for a second playthru when u already know what’s up

[next pewter]

Thanks

[dusty ibex]

np

[next pewter]

||is it true if you put stare case in your pants slot you get trimed majors shorts?||

[dusty ibex]

yep

[next pewter]

Thanks

[dusty ibex]

you don’t have to spoil everything

[next pewter]

What do I have to spoil

[fair stream]

Check the pins, Thilpan! They have all the info you need

[next pewter]

Ok

[dusty ibex]

if it’s something that u can only access after fully fixing one of the cc rooms = spoiler
so like I can’t go into detail into what the desert does bc that’s locked behind the vault room

[next pewter]

Ok so I can say vage things

[dusty ibex]

and if it’s something u can only access after fully finishing cc then u can only talk about it in seasoned

[languid mauve]

Hm

[next pewter]

Thanks

[dusty ibex]

but yeah u will be fine tbh

if u slip and forget to spoil something ppl will usually be quick to just nudge u in the right way

[languid mauve]

Yo

[dusty ibex]

hello slushy welcome to the server!!

[languid mauve]

Thankss

[left parrot]

hey yall

[dusty ibex]

helo

[sour thunder]

💀

[dusty ibex]

i think u might be the issue that’s being solved im gonna be honest with u

[left parrot]

??

what's goin on lmfao

[warm thorn]

If you have questions about your warns then DM @spare lava, this is not the place for that

[dusty ibex]

this is the last thing i expected someone to say to me

[warm thorn]

You didn't send any question, now stop bringing that up here

[fair stream]

Cease.

You're cluttering the chat, DM bouncer if you have issues.

[hollow lava]

This probably gonna be a little bit of money

[warm thorn]

I won't say it again, stop talking about that here

[left parrot]

i sold nearly 500 of them recently, they make ALOT

[hollow lava]

This is 400 plus the 250k I already have

[dusty ibex]

MONEYYYYY

flip are u kegging them

[silver kite]

[hollow lava]

No I don't have enough materials yet

[dusty ibex]

ooo okay

[hollow lava]

It's OK though it's still quite a bit of money

[dusty ibex]

it’ll still be stonks anyway

yeah you can always make more when you get ur kegs sorted

[gray tinsel]

hello chat

[silver kite]

hello!

[hollow lava]

I decided to treat myself to the galaxy hammer

[gray tinsel]

i am back in my stardew phase (not unfortunate, but not expected either)

[warm thorn]

Nice

My stardew phase will return when the 1.6 update is out

[limpid raptor]

how much money should i have by year 3 fall

both total and current

im rather slow

btw

[silver kite]

it doesnt really matter, everyones pace is different here so you dont need to have a set amount of money by a specific time

[gray tinsel]

yeah i just kinda. play and dont really think much about money

you spend and earn, i wouldnt worry about it unless theres something specific you have in mind to buy or sumn

[limpid raptor]

im at 300k but i want return scepter so its gon take a while

[fleet plaza]

Only time I think it matters it getting enough for CC vault bundle

[gray tinsel]

yeah p much

[limpid raptor]

i did vault in 1 go

[fleet plaza]

I was almost able to

In sum year 1 and just have the 25k one left

[limpid raptor]

i have not touched fish tank or bulletin

everything else is done

[fleet plaza]

Get to fishin!

[left parrot]

me casually jumping from 70 to 150 hours on my playtime after my recent urge to continue my save file

[limpid raptor]

im fishing level 0 is like impossible to fish on mobile

[blissful lily]

blehhh im stuck in an oopsy daisy position. im on summer day 19 with 0 profit stuff set up (like crops). gonna be a very lame rest of summer. probably just gonna grind mining xp for the remaining 9 days.

[limpid raptor]

everything else is lvl 10

[gray tinsel]

i think the fish tank is like my least fave just bc of late fishing (im impatient but its funny bc i like fishing???)

[limpid raptor]

plant like yams with speed gro

[gray tinsel]

big mood

[fleet plaza]

This and fish prob, maybe get materials for sprinklers

[left parrot]

stardew be keeping me up till the morning

[gray tinsel]

i kind of just remembered elliotts existence and then seb smacked me across the face to remind me he was my original lover so ive kinda just been playing and drawing ship art lf them

[blissful lily]

i find it WAY harder to fish on pc. for me personally on mobile it was way easier. i actually loved fishing there. here its :( although i don't think theres an actual difference(?)

[limpid raptor]

battery packs annoying lightning zaps my plants instead of my 20 lightning rods

[gray tinsel]

sleep <<<

[blissful lily]

ooh thank you

[left parrot]

the grind never ends

[gray tinsel]

my beloveds

[limpid raptor]

nvm

yam

are fall

i forgot

uhhhh

[fleet plaza]

Melon?

[blissful lily]

oopsies. guess ill fish and mine

[hollow lava]

Yass just bought the furniture catalogue

[limpid raptor]

red cabbage without speed gro

yes

[left parrot]

doesnt yam also drop from some enemy in the mines?

[limpid raptor]

no yam is fall crop

[fleet plaza]

Corn! That grows in sum and fall

[gray tinsel]

i havent been to the mines in forever and im sad abt it so im basically trucking it to winter

[mossy portal]

Now you can enjoy the best part of the game

[left parrot]

yes, just checked the wiki it also drops from duggies

[hollow lava]

Fr I have both catalogues so it's just house decorating time

[stable cloud]

Most of the time I’m just in the mines

It’s like all I do at this point

[gray tinsel]

i mainly am stuck taking care of my animals and watering the abysmal amount of crops ive got

[stable cloud]

Oh rip

[limpid raptor]

sprinkler

[blissful lily]

im farming 3 fishing 0 💀 all my other stats are 7. its so obvious what type of player i am 😭

[gray tinsel]

this winter im gonna return to my mole tendencies tho

[left parrot]

if youre early in the playthrough soon enough youll forget the mines exist if you get what you need

[stable cloud]

Oh yeah

[limpid raptor]

im farming foraging mining combat 10 fishing 0

[stable cloud]

I’m pretty early

[left parrot]

i got 65 quality sprinklers and took a hiatus from the mines

[gray tinsel]

i havent rlly been mining much cuz i have everything i need

[stable cloud]

I have like, 18 yams and some gold

[gray tinsel]

i find watering therapeutic but by the time im done its already 4pm and im abt to pass out

[stable cloud]

Yeah, I don’t like sprinklers

[left parrot]

i HATE watering

[gray tinsel]

its not that i dont like them, i just think theyre kinda expensive for the actual good ones, i havent even unlocked skull caverns yet

i have one iridium bar and i dont even remember how i got it

[stable cloud]

Hmm, fair enough

[limpid raptor]

skull caverns gave me a free iridium sprinklers and auto grabber

[stable cloud]

IRIDIUM!!!11!

[limpid raptor]

i love the grabber

[stable cloud]

I have 3 iridium ores

[gray tinsel]

cause even the quality sprinklers kinda suck for what youre getting

[limpid raptor]

i mean u get infinite iridium if u abuse grampa glitch but im not that guy

[stable cloud]

WHAT

[limpid raptor]

its not fixed

[gray tinsel]

im not rlly an exploiter

[limpid raptor]

but dont do it grampa will be disappointed

[stable cloud]

Can you do it on phone 🤔🤔🤔

[hollow lava]

Burglars ring+prospector+dust sprites=a lot of coal

[limpid raptor]

ya

[stable cloud]

Asking for a friend

Oh wow

[gray tinsel]

tysm

coal is my main struggle tbh

[stable cloud]

I have way too much of that

[gray tinsel]

i dont have to worry about the minerals ive got bc i never have coal

[limpid raptor]

coal is pretty cheap from clint

[gray tinsel]

i find myself at clints a lot

[left parrot]

the quality sprinklers are pretty good, i mean.. better than the regular sprinklers 😵‍💫
iridium is definitely a big step up but id rather do quality sprinklers first

[stable cloud]

I’m also too poor

[gray tinsel]

yeah, ive got a few in my greenhouse watering my sweet gems and ancients

[limpid raptor]

iridium is rlly easy once u get the bus stop

[left parrot]

how much.. because coal is never enough

[stable cloud]

I’m trying to continuously sell yams for money

[gray tinsel]

i have the bus stop but i dont have the skull key

[stable cloud]

172

[left parrot]

i have 3/4ths of the cc, i just dont have time to go there

worked up on a cc to do list

[gray tinsel]

i am missing ONE thing to complete the cc. ONE THING

im waiting for my apple trees to mature

fall is probs gonna be over by then