#stardew-valley
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It makes the governor pass out lmaaaoo
never mind'
Best thing I can say is mine and sell the stuff and build your freindship up with caroline
k thanks
no
They just wastr more time in my day with ostriches il already have more eggs then I can ever need
Hi, I'm new to Stardew!
Nice sans pfp
Well you picked a good game!
I've played Terraria and Starbound before this, I know it'll be a good game
Well if you played those games it should be nice and easy to learn the basics
Yea, rn I mostly am just messing with mods that'll help me, which consists of
Minimap
The only thing I need now is someone to play with
Be careful not to mess with important files
cries in no friends
Having no freinds suck
Yea, I only did a minimap mod because I got the memory of a goldfish so it'll help me know where I need to go
BTW do yall have an area where you can find people to play with
K
Just be careful of greifers
And now we wait
I just started so no worries for me
welcome!
thank you ❤️
hi new, im slime
if anyone wants to play together whether like they are new like me we can learn together or they can teach ❤️
Hello
Hello
hii
do normal trees grow if they are planted directlly next to eachother?]\
u can check #multiplayer-lfg-old for that, tbh i d prefer solo tho
glad u like it, it really a good game
cant be adjacent
Agreed
its so good that other similar games reviews get compared with sdv
okay thank you ❤️
the game is very straightforward, u dont need tutorial and just go explore and watch tv for random tips or talk with npc
that alone, is enough to bring you to the end of the game (at least the initial end)
Hii
for a new farm what is the best/ most efficient way to make money in the beginning?
summer sale brings many newcomers 
fishing and farming is good choice for money making at first year
spring: potato/cauli , change to strawberry by buying its seed at egg fest
summer: bluberry
fall: cranberry/pumpkin
winter: time to go mining at the fullness
great thank you so much for the tips ❤️
as fishing, u can do it anytime as long as u have stamia, its the best money making at year 1 where u dont have any investment
yeah i thought that too lol thank you ❤️
Hey why aren't ostriches coming up in the buy screen at Marnie's?
never
breed em yourself
How
u should ask it in #stardew-spoilers
theres 1 buried in the island
anyway u re eligible to chat in #stardew-spoilers , #stardew-valley is not place to talk about half part of game. mods will warn you.
Ok
Well, summer is over.
Autunm has arrived.
cranberries time
Also, O R A N G E
and apple
first message :D
i'd delete this in general, just in case the mods swoop in
okay
cool
is there a specific place where more of those worm things in the ground that give artifacts appear?
welcome!
ty
I got some good corn crops producing since the begining of Summer.
I'll see what Pierre has next time.
I sold almost all my crops from Summer and some fish. Got like... 15.000 gold to spend. I'll probably get an Iridium fishing rod first since I fish a lot
this server seems pretty nice

OOF
anyone know a veryyy fast money making method???
No really. Seens very random
only have 765 G
Fishing and planting crops that will give fruit along a season
You're on Spring?
Get the cheapest seeds from Pierre and just spam it.
It's pretty lucrative and fast.
Just be mindful that any Spring only crop you have, will die when the season changes to Summer
clay farming?
huhh???
or geode farming
But you can do fishing.
It gets better the more experiencye you get
https://forums.stardewvalley.net/threads/viable-clay-farming-method-120-clay-a-day-slight-spoilers.10919/ it’s tilling in special spots to get a ton of clag a day and sell it all
Hello all,
I have recently been having quite a bit of traffic on a previous post of mine titled "Kegs kegs kegs" and was considering the best methods of money making in there.
The best tile for tile usage of space on a farm seems to be sheds filled with garden pots and deluxe retaining soil in...
where to fishhh
Anywhere. The river, the lake in the northwest, the sea...
okey
yeah clay farming is kinda a exploit
:D
wdym special spots?
I hate Pierre so much
like there’s pattern of spots that clag appears in iirc
so if u till one clay u can figure out where other clag is
omgggg all my spring seeds just bloomed :D
fishing or farming is normal way
clay farming, geode farming is exploit
id spawn is cheat
I enjoy watching seb sleep
tf is a tapper????
You tap trees with it
You get stuff depending on the type of tree you tap
u gett tree liquid out of tappers
I wouldn’t focus on tapping trees early on
aw man
u need tapper to craft keg which one of best way to earn money in game
Oh yeah I forgot about that
u put crops there.
ooooooo
Tapper or keg?
if u mean by tapper, just put it on tree
Have fun
uhhh how do u guys keep feeding animals? Is there a way to stop buying from marnie
Buy a silo then u don’t need to buy food
u can scythe grass and turn it into hay automatically
Ohhhh really? What do i need for a silo
guess
Ummm sand? lolol
yeah
Like ocean sand ?
||you find them in calico desert, which is unlocked by compleeting the vault room bundle||
Do i just find it there sitting like clam
Ohhh ok i already did! Im in second year spring tho
which costs 42.5k in total btw
^
bruh those baby purple slimes HURT 💀
Actually nvm
do you want to grind ?
I did not unlock that LOL
slime charmer ring can help a lot
?
slime balls💀
so might as well grind floor 5 over and over
Even though slimes are everywhere, that's always my last
I also have the most underleveled ring build to exist
dancing like it's flower dance
It’s just a sturdy and glow stone lol
i use glowstone and magnet :p
Ok floor 5 was sad, what level do I go to grind slime
guys should i buy a new sword from the guild?
What's a good way to make money besides farming and fishing im bored of both
How do u make olive oil
Well i guess its not olive oil lolol oil**
I got the lil machine thingy idk what to put in it
you can make regular oil by placing corn or sunflower on an oil maker. you can also product truffle oil by using a truffle, and it’s far more profitable than regular oil
this is post cc content and should not be talked about in this channel
how many kegs to fill up the big shed needed?
67 for normal shed, 137 for big shed
there’s pics of the layout in the shed article on the wiki
if you're on console or have difficulty accessing diagonals, it's 62 for normal shed and I thiiiiink 130 for big shed
hihi
hii
best fishing tackle for legendary fish?
trap for just catching
May I ask if there is a legendary fish in the gutter?
there is, yes.
If you're already married, can you get someone who is single to 10 hearts? Do I need to buy flowers for them to unlock the final 2 hearts?
yes
yup you need to give them flowers to unlock the last 2 hearts
stardew teaching me how to be unfaithful yo
idk if im correct but if you max out hearts with someone, your hearts will not decay, idk if its true with bachelors or bachelorettes
cause yk,,, the last 2 hearts
thanks!!!!!
i feel like i should marry abgail, maybe emily's not for me
i mean whichever rocks your boat
pre bouquet means not romancing the village correct?
ya
ouuuu ok
animals also decay and never stop if yall stop caring em
at least until u put ||autopetter||
Any filipino here?
But for animal, the higher frienship point, the lower decay rates iirc
i only read "animals also decay"
You read correctly lol
animals always decay unless u pet em daily
and this can be mitigated by ||autopetter||
o
What's the good mod installer that won't flood my laptop with useless trash
you only get that thru joja route right
Oh wow, it remembers my roles.
👉🏼👈🏼
stardew mods relatively light even with wooden laptop,u can ask in #archived-modded-support for more details
ah, maybe just 1 thing
dont take TOO big maps
or anything spawn more npcs
There is only one mod loader, smapi. If you mean mod manager, there are some. You can ask on #modded-stardew or #archived-modded-support for more info
Yea, I meant mod manager.
from my experience 3 years ago, we have to put mods in the folder to make it works
no, no manager
at least, 3 years ago
im already retired
what are mod managers for.......
well, for convenience of arranging mods, aka for laziness
hmmm, im not sure if u can use vortex to manage sdv mods.
if it can, then maybe?
You can, but not recommended
i see
back in ye olden days we individually unzip every mod and put it into the mods folder
sigh
Manually install is still best method
real! no problems cause you get to do it
there are some scripted mod that need manual install
GUYS
yeah?
a random event
event
you’ll see when you wake up :)
check yo coop
okay ima go check it out
you’ll see a lil surprise
little voidy surprise
yes do that
yesss
ima see in the wiki what it is
boom
you get a fun surprise
yes
whats a super cucumber
okay i won’t
super cucumber
Im a day late, but welcome to the server! Hope you enjoy your time here.
haley likes it
is it diffrent breed of chicken
sea creature
thanks :33333
how do i find it
Okay that’s good
ocean i believe?
fish in the ocean in the summer I think
fish in the ocean
fish
fis
so i go to beach and fish right?
yes
I’m trying hard to get kegs
mhm
It is not that hard
Um how do i get a white egg
dont worry resin can be a pain
Chicken
alright ty guys
Ayooo hahahah
just white egg? from white chicken
Where do i get white chicken from 
in excited
Do i unlock it at lvl 3 barn
i’m
no it's form coop
coop
egg color doesnt matter right
regular coop
level 1 coop
besides cc
oh
i have everything ready for the ||boat repair||
Wait I only get the brown egg and chicken im confused
cc has both eggs (large)
this year i finish cc
marnie gives white and brown
it’s random tho
keep clicking on buy then out until you get white
omg
but if you go to buy one, it’ll say at the top what color
ohhhh shit ok makes sense
she gives both u can keep changing it tho since it shows u the color, so just do that
lol
you can just cancel and redo to get white
yes
ok! Tyty im almost done with half cc
nice!
Its my 3rd day im so addicted to this game 
i wish u luck on the rest of cc!!
greatest of luck
ty its so fun i’ll be really sad when cc is complete
wait till u get a burn out 😔 its painful
what season are you in now
there is a lot more after
Im in spring of second year
theres more content dw!!!!
AND U STARTED 3 DAYS AGO?
and if u finish allat you might wanna try modding
LOOOOL
YOURE IN THE ||CALICO DESSERTR||?
WTF
yeah this game is a big time waster that's why I haven't played in a long time
ON YEAR TWO?
yes ive been playing maybe 8 hrs a day 
ok fair
now i only play when im asked to co-op
||CALICO||? ON YEAR TWO?
Thats a spoiler
what about it
is that bad ?
not at all
i saved money in winter from mines
and like bea said pls spoiler
Shit im sorry
it's a bit slow tbh but like it's fine
should i spoiler the place
spoiler ||desert||
Mhm, its a cc reward
To mark text as a spoiler, use || before and after your message. Example: ||I'm a spoiler!|| -> ||I'm a spoiler!||.
To mark an image as a spoiler, before sending it:
On mobile: Tap on the image preview, then select the "Mark as spoiler" checkbox below the image. You may need to scroll down to see the option.
On desktop: Click the pencil icon (labelled "Modify Attachment") at the top right of the image preview. Select the "Mark as spoiler" checkbox.
post cc has to be deleted but cc rewards can be spoilered
Omg ok i totally forgot about that
lolol i doubt it
im just in peak addiction
Im going to finish the ||fish tank in|| cc rn
no need to spoiler that 😭
lolol sorry idk what im doing 99% of the time
no worries lemme explain
so the rewards u get from finishing the bundle have to be spoilered
Check the pins if youre confused on what to spoiler
^ this as well!!
post cc , cc rewards , cut scenes (? maybe) , end game content = spoiler
any other thing = itsok
Ok i just read pins i didnt realize the rules where listed there 🫡
Ok! I cant even spoiler** that lolol
yup 😭
the hidden messages are so fun
sup who's gonna join ?
||boo||
Yeah i just got one with a drawing
neat!!! maybe try doing what it says
i am! trying to figure out where the place is it’s confusing a lil
Is it the one with the moon
Yeah the moon at 12:40
If ur talkong about the solution for it please spoiler
Ah okie i know that one, moment
i think it looks like its by the ||train ||
||at 12:40 (00:40) click on the big bush next to the beach path||
I wont tell u what youll see hehe
Ok!! Haha ive been stuck for a while
Some of the notes are less straight forward than others
Im gonna do it tomorrow my switch hates me rn
||defiantly something i didnt want to see 😭||
anyone have a perfect yt vid for starting stardew valley ?

Dam now im curious
Pls remove reply pings
oops sorry
I mean its more funny than anything
ig youll have to wait and see :)
i dont have a perfect one i go to but i would just look up tips for new farmers in stardew valley
Someone else can help but i just started it without knowing anything it was fun that way
that should get u thousands of videos
and most are helpful, but if u ever have additional questions feel free to ask here!
this as well^ it can get a bit tricky for some information though
Hello cuties ^^
i dont really recommend youtube or any sites other than wiki
but its up to you
u can play blind
u can wiki
u can see youtube
but i wont recommend random sites
cuz they usually has false informations.
very biased tips
Sometimes you have to figure it out your self
Perfect is too strong word imo. There are some good vid about beginner guide on yt
Not really but if your tryna complete the community center in your first year I can grab ya a fiagraph to help
just google tips and trick on youtube if u re fine with it
get one that wasnt a full time streamers
If anything I watch people play like a play through and I learn through there
im trapped in my house because my dog isnt getting outta the way of door
streamer rarely good at games.
If you keep like running into your pet you can like go through them
I keep doing it with my cat on my save
Er well my farm
I've watched wickedy and sharkyganes when i wanna watch sdv vids. They're good
Ive seen so many 100 days videos
And then 200 and then 300
Although its never like a full year which bugs me
How long is a year for stardew
28*4
haboo
i have been fishing from 2 days
Oh yea haboo
i cant find a super cucumber
Forgot about him
how do i get it
what season are you
one second
Its like from 6pm on the beach
^^
alright
Hey, I'm very new to this. Was expecting a farming sim but I have just found a sword... Should I expect farm thieves?
Nope
Nu
The sword is for monsters in the mines
Enemies can be only be found in the mine
Unless you mean crows who eat your crops
or if you chose a certain farm
Well unless you able it or use the one farm
Exactly
If u mean wilderness farm u can disable those
Oh
Also please remove reply pings
You can also use that option to enable monsters on any farm type
Oh alright-
That little wrench is very good
Mhms I guess I didn’t go down enough to see that
Yea?
who is the best romance option?
Uhuh
Ehh your friends
How do i remove reply pings

Ohhh hard choice
I’ve been trying to figure it out for so long
When you reply there is a @ then it says on next to it just click it
Okay thx
Yep!
Yep
Okay
Saving this gif lol
Unless someone tells me not to ping them then I will ping them
Same
There's a lot with good character development, but I think I'm gonna go marry Sebastian
But a lot of the time if its in their about me’s I don’t check those so I end up pinging them by accident
I don’t check the about me’s all that much
I mean if you find it difficult i for example wouldnt mind if u just say my name instead of pinging me
Im mostly active in chat unless im busy
My name is the same as the character in stardew and I get confused 🥹
Like i dont wanna make it difficult to talk to me, i understand its really annoying discord doesnt save the non reply ping
Oh yeah i get that
seBASTION MY LORD AND SAViOr-

SEBBY BEST BOY
If there's the option for polygamy I'd marry everyone
Sometimes I reply to people when I see my name but then it’s like shit there the Leah in stardew
Wow okay im broken
Probably a mod for that
^^
I mean i dont really talk to Leah from stardew like id talk to you Leah
*cries in mobile

I feel you I’m on switch
I can feel your pain I use to be a mobile player
Ofc ofc

i need quick ways to get shane to full hearts without mods
Peppers
What season are you in
summer year 1
alrigthy!!thnx u!!
The higher the quality the more friendship you'll earn too
Yeh
ooo okayy!!
on my last farm i had a chicken and i would give him a few eggs every week
it was silly
That's not silly at all I think!! I did that for Alex and I got him to 10 hearts within 2 seasons
never used them
woahh
Fisher if you think you'd fish a lot, trapper if you want good semi passive income
Though I choose fisher
i found a shane playlistand i lov it sm 😭
i fish a lot
Fisher it is then!! At lvl 10 you'd get a lot more treasure when fishing too
number one shane defender right here
HES SO GOOFY IM GONA CRY(autism rambling)
Shane is actually good people just don't like his ||room||
Myself included unfortunately
I HAVENT SEEN IT YET, BUT I STILL LOVE HIM 🙏
literally nothing until Fall 1, when you buy fall seeds
in general when you anticipate needing cash, like at the beginning of the season, don't just randomly throw money at other things just before it
praying that shane will love me like i love him
Are rabbits better than sheep? Considering they both make wool
yeah
Okiii gonna go upgrade my coop later thank youu
no problem, crit
also, whats the little cave for on your farm?
sheep make wool twice as fast, but competition for barn slots is higher because pigs are profitable and cows are useful.
rabbits compete with chickens, which are less profitable than pigs, and are also useful because of rabbit's foot, so usually people do that instead.
yup thats the one im asking about
fruit bats or mushrooms, which one do i choose
I will personally always say shroom cave is better, but there are a lot of fruit cave defenders on this server
in the long term it's not relevant
which will give me more money
shroom cave gives you more money
fruit cave helps you get a greenhouse faster... sorta.
oh also
when shane sent me those two mini letters i satrted to giggle i love him sm
shrooom cave regrows shrooms every day, while fruit cave can be left alone to build up over time
how do u get leeks
go look around the mountains
chose shrooms
okayy
they grow near linus tent and robins house
shane might be ugly and an alchoholic but i luvhim sm'
also what year do you get sprinklers?
you unlock quality sprinklers at farming lvl 6
normal sprinklers are farming 2 i believe
ahh! thanx u!!
yea farming 2
ahh thanx u !! ^_^
I acc did use normal sprinklers
I LOVE SHANE HES SO GOOFY GOOBER
Hello cuties ^^
hello
How are ya
i dont like romancing him cause it makes me uncomfy how you just straight up ignore him telling you to piss off
im alright
That’s gud
my birthday is tomorrow so thats fun
HAHHEHEHEHEHE HES SO AGGRESIVE ITS CUTE
girly what
Oh nice
BITING MY NAILS JUMPING WITH JOY
Happy early bday then
ty
Ofc ^^
loving the energy
hes so cute and silly
im gonna get a shit ton of chickens just for him
I GOT PEPPERS FOR HIM
honestly i shouldnt be judging spouse choices
im literally in love with one of if not the most controversial/hated spouse lmao
sebastian is too hard to romance so i went for shaney bear 😍
uhoh
is it
uhhh
idk
mate check my name
nah all good lol
odk how to feel abt haley
like shes the perfect marriage candidate
haley is a BITCH
she comes across as kinda an asshole at first but lowkey into it
GAHHH HE TOLD ME TO LEAVE HIM ALONE IM GONNA THROW HIM INTO A POT OF SOUP
She got coconut for brains
RIGHT
Just as hollow too
the luau sucks but ima go
midnight jellies>>>>>>
Once you pour out the water they are
hot pepper....a fruit..???
okay but thats after tampering
But it was a reference to the fact that her favorite item is coconuts
get a lava eel dawggg
yes im aware
im scared
or an ice pip. something good
also not favorite just most convenient loved gift
emily is ugly im scared of her
LMAO
i hate her sm
Explain?
what the hell did emily do to you
none of the npcs have explicit favorites
im very hateful
dawg is beefing with emily 😭
just a list of loved gifts
emily of all people is quite crazy
and coconuts happen to be the easiest to get for haley
why is there so much emily hate all of a sudden
it’s emily bro. what is there to not like
elaborate
shes got a...personality i dislike
DAwg
I mean, okay, sure, if you say so
shes an astrology girl. thats literally it
but like there's nothing wrong with emily
aint that maru?
maru also sucks
yea not my top choice but dont outright hate her
Wdym it literally says coconuts are her number 1 fav thing
Maru is the science geek
astronomy != astrology
nah thats astronomy mate
where
astronomy is studying the stars, astrology is using them to read your future
godamnit,
regret it
hello
im gonna beat the shit out of robin
💀
poor robin
abi best. girl walked around in a suit of armor
me and robin are ON SITE!!!!
ty
FIST FIGHTING INFRONT OF PIERRES RN!!!
Search anywhere online and coconuts will be at the top of that list
GAHH FOUR HEARTS W SHANE!!!
because its covenient
NOW WHEN SPRINGCOMES ALONG WE CAN DANCE!!!!!
not because its her top choice
Uh at this point who do you like
guess
I will fist fight anyone who talks shit about emily 👀
also clint. I'll fist fight clint. I can take him.
shane, seb, linus, harvey,sam, and the wizerd
:3
and gus, hes a goober
haley insulted me once and then i declared her enemy for life . i got her broken glasses for her birthday :)
me fr
no 
haley literally is so rude in the beginning. wanted to drown her in a well i built
Sunflowers are more convenient if you just grow them tbh so idk
oh my god haley finally watered my plants 2 months after marriage for the first time
What if I do 👀
But ofc you only like males
Lmao new farmers is always talking about the marriage characters
sprinklers cause cant trust them hoes to do shit
yes but that takes up farm space. foragables arent seasonal and also generate passively over time instead of maintenance needed
alot of people are mean in the beginning tbf
Love to see it
i have sprinklers but im switching to quality ones
is that a problem
...that im not a homosexual for virtual pixel girls
and seasoned farmers is always talking about the most random shit that has nothing to do with stardew
im still working on the irridium sprinklers but quality ones do make life easier
i am the most homosexual for virtual pixel girls
Either that or the most alien game strategy or mechanics you’ve ever seen
because then i dont have to talk to them irl 🥲
guys do the plants when u harvest hot peppers grow more peppers
i am trying to get parsnips for cc but i can't remember to water crops
Farm is huge so not enough space for me to care plus sunflower seeds don't have to be bought multiple times
yippie!!
All of those peppers are going to Shane
trust me, your farm isnt that big late game
as soon as i got sprinklers i lined them hoes up. watering crops takes so much time when your farm has any size XD
is there a diff in gold earned when u sell it to pierre / willy instead of the shipping box beside ur cabin
nope
What exactly are seasoned farmers
i am half way through the sprinklers
MHM YUPPP!!!
it means u dont gotta spoiler tag stuff there
people that no longer play the game 💀
Why would it be ?
this too
you make it seem as if
Oh so then me then
nah not necessarily im joking
HES SO BEAUTIFUL IM GONNA CRY
The main source of money lategame is from rabbits and rare fruit wine, so you won’t need that many crops plus there’s always a cash crop every season that everyone knows
i want iridium sprinklers but i can only seem to get them through geodes. ive gotten to level 50 in skull cavern and aint found one vein
rare fruit wine???
okay smart guy what’s the winter cash crop
But you don't have to be homsexual to like em I like Elliot and seb
i haven't unlocked the bus yet so i can't get them
He’s got that unemployed 40s uncle drip
YAHH
ancient fruit on ||ginger island||
Fish
hes also a raging alcholic
the quarry if you fix the bridge can spawn them but rarely
true and true
ah yes my favorite crop
i need a single grape to fix the bridge
Oh I am late game and I still have tons of space
Year 1 winter is pretty boring if you don’t have greenhouse
whats your money making method?
How much chests and sheds u got
youd think the grocery store would have grapes. how tha hell have these people been fed this whole time
like genuinely curious
Nah it's because you pointing out all the females you hate so I'm just curious
somehow people in here live on joja cola's and random food from the stardrop saloon
okay well lets shut tf up abt it!<3
Honestly Pierre probably just hates us bc Gus buys all his ingredients from him
but gus buys his ingredients from pierres. why cant we. this some bull
Exactly I mainly just be making alcohol
Bc the sell price multipliers are just insane lol
true
Yes
i live off bread and random food from trash cans. everything else gets sold cause monie
You need to go to the community center and interact with the box
oh my god i hate when pierre closes on wednesday's
sweet gem berry wine when?
Too busy staring at his products
like hoe i need my seeds
this^^^
Cheese mayo and alcohol mostly automated
IS SHANE AT HOME ON SUNDAYS
how is it automated what
modded?
Idk he’s usually at joja or sitting around in his room
I haven't played in a while so I can't tell you accurately but if anyone's interested I play on switch
nothing like the painful process of making your own seeds on wednesday. stupid machine only makes 3 at a time
every time i entered the mine during spring-summer first year i kept running out of energy now i keep running out of health
So basically too many
beats the shit out of vincent
I respect it
i was going for perfection and also tried gifting him and caroline on wednesday it was so annoying
NOO SHANE WAKE UP PPLEASEE!!!!!!!
I wouldn't say all that but I've procured a decent amount
SHANE MY BABY!!!!!!!!!!!
Remember that thing you read while investigating the community center?
give PIERRE the dired bouquet. divorce his store on wednesdays
UP
i wonder why my 2nd most hearts is lewis and my 3rd is evelyn
I was mainly saving to get the return wand I'm sorry I don't remember the correct name
That’s the box
WQAAAAHHHH!!!!4
You like old people
lewis keeps increasing hearts for no reason at all like i barely give him gifts or talk with him the same with evelyn
THIS MF JS SAID "you wouldnt understand" SCREWAMING
hes an easy man to please
You unconsciously like old people
NOOOO
i hate lewis ngl
🤨
shane is so emo
Sebastian?
marnie would know
NO??
SHANE!!
you tell me hes not. dude literally just stands in his house and tends flowers.
Right
Sebastian wakes up late, strolls around during rainy days, loves frozen tears, and plays games all night
hes a simplistic little guy
And he lives in the basement
omg you right
Spoilers
nothing ever was sent
give joja his house. mans had this broken community center and was like "youre new you fix this crap also find that rat"
Wait nvm I thought that was some heart event it was just an intro cutscene 💀 unless it is?
Well he's related to Marnie after all
Honestly I can’t find a reason not to let joja take over
💀
isnt lewis having an affair with marnie?
^
Shhh
it's his dialogue when you talk to him after i think after talking to the wizard and he's just crying
Bruh
Yes that I do know but isn't really an affair considering they both single
sneaky link

||They hiding in the bush during at night and run away when you tap the bush||
Yh I saw that scene 😂😂
honestly why tf are they bothering to hide it
on the wiki it's ||“sniff... sniff... Ah, I sense you've been spending some time in the old Community Center. It's good to know someone's taking care of the place.”||
im sure the town would be ecstatic
shane is so grumpy i love him
I think cause he's the mayor so to keep up face or looks idk
yea but everyone in town loves marnie pretty sure so im sure itd be fine
pov no embed perms
waits for shane every morning js to talk to him
listen here. i got here today okay
lmao
Except me because she never home when I need new animals
HES SO SWEET IM GONNA SCREAM
Wait for the 8 heart event
microwave time
i bought one chicken from her. ever since then shes never home when im there. LET ME GET SOME SHEEP
NO SPOILERS PLEASE
Ik just saying
Never I tell you
I still think stardew valley is a dating simulator in disguise
i mean it literally is
Maybe I just do it to make money tbh
boutta sit behind her counter and buy some sheep from myself
when did parsnips take only 4 days to grow?!!?
Always
since they existed
Kinda but there’s really no routes or wrong dialogue since they all go towards the same result
is there a end to the game or does it just keep going throw the seaons
ONG tbh get some iridium quality goat milk
i mean there are wrong answers
you can technically play for many in game years as long as you want
the game is infinite but there is an end goal
pretty sure one of them for someone just straight up resets your friendship
is saying perfection a spoiler
cc is technically the ending, but completion is the best ending-ish thing
thank you
perfection
thanks everyone
Not really since all games have some 100% complete thing
how is cc an ending
my thought process
Idk lol
omg its real
Cc is more of a progression guide
oh my god why did haley just put a chair in my house
to sit
they like to just stick furniture around
obv
what the fuvk is a paleale,.
I have 4 plants from penny help
Throw it at her
😨
maybe it's an revenge for placing 2 giant plushies in her marriage room
i got work at 5:30 and its 2:15. here i am yelling about random stardew stuff
I SWEAR TO GOD I LOVE SHANE
am?
na its 3:15
3:15 for me
nah
its 5pm
whats the future like?
you'll lose or gain a lil bit of friendship p sure
12:15 am rn for me
what
Yes be nice
it's 9am for me
So for her 14 heart event, she ||redecorates your bedroom, probably revenge for me literally removing all the decorations immediately after||
it is currently 5pm
He gives you free stuff
someone else said it was like 10 am last night around this time
emily gives you free clothes on occasion
i though the 14 heart event for haley is kinda lame
Please let my man Linus go 😭
im just stupid
Penny cooks for me 😎
i love shane
i think your name clarifys that
That’s about it she kind just reads and teaches and keeps ||asking for kids||
yall wont catch me w another man!!!! #loyaltyfr!!
Tell us more?
who would have guessed
I mean I’m not a fan of Alex and Sam so you do you
i give linus food every day so my mans lives a good life
someone needs to make a mod where linus can live on our farm istg
linus>>>>>>
Nah word
WAIT THE WIZARD HAS A NAME
yea
You can use your slingshot to throw rocks at Linus’s tent 😃
im so confused
rasmodeous or some british type shit
some mystial shit. ive barely talked to the man
Good to know I'll take that into implementation
i got an help wanted request and his name was there
He gives you drugs right after you meet him so I can guess why
linus literally posts request to clean litter out the ocean. dudes a G
fr
Had ya Boi tweakin
He also sends us the recipe to grow weeds so w linus
he made me drink someones diarrhea and i could suddenly talk to apples. THATS NOT HOW YOU GREET PEOPLE
guys
When I say weed I mean literal weeds
is that true that there is a secret easter egg nobody discovered?
or concernedape just lied
High dose psychedelic trip
Wait until you meet Emily
HELP THE FILTER WONT LET ME SAY THE GUY FROM BREAKING BAD
apparenly potent as shit. still hasnt worn off
Heisenburg
waltwr???\
yea 😭
Walter
L!!
with the last name
yo mista white
Walter black
i feel bad for shane not because his life is terrible but because he sold himself to joja
White
walter cerulean
you mean her ||suspicious dreams and dances?||


