MY FUCKING 9 CAULIFLOWER
#stardew-valley
idle shard
dense bane
Btw whoever was asking ages ago If you can buy daffodils you can at flower dance
hollow meadow
I GOT A 5 INCH SARDINE
fast tundra
MY FUCKING 9 CAULIFLOWER
YOU SHOULD'VE MADE SURE THEY HAD ENOUGH TIME TO GROW BEFORE SUMMER CAME
brittle ingot
I GOT A 5 INCH SARDINE
Sell it
idle shard
WHAT THE FUCK DO I FARM FOR MONEY NOW
fast tundra
I GOT A 5 INCH SARDINE
That's cute.
idle shard
no...
brittle ingot
WHAT THE FUCK DO I FARM FOR MONEY NOW
Mine, fish, etc
fast tundra
WHAT THE FUCK DO I FARM FOR MONEY NOW
Go buy wheat seeds from Pierre and plant the wheat.
hidden trellis
WHAT THE FUCK DO I FARM FOR MONEY NOW
summer crops! buy some seeds @ pierres
marble brook
LSMMAKSKAK
cobalt hare
WHAT THE FUCK DO I FARM FOR MONEY NOW
blueberries
fast tundra
Wheat. Not blueberries.
marble brook
STOPPPP
fast tundra
Blueberries suck.
idle shard
IM FUCKING TERRIFIED
brittle ingot
When do i get image privileges
cobalt hare
make sure to check the seed description before planting!
cunning silo
lmao its the wheat guy
hollow meadow
I got a flounder
brittle ingot
Blueberries suck.
But they sell for sm money
cobalt hare
When do i get image privileges
at level 5 (it comes with the cowpoke rank)
fast tundra
lmao its the wheat guy
I am still remembered.
hollow meadow
I GOT A NEWSPAPER
hidden trellis
When do i get image privileges
check #roles!
fast tundra
But they sell for sm money
Yeah but wheat makes more so what's the point
brittle ingot
But they sell for sm money
Especially when u sell them in another season but spring
cobalt hare
Blueberries suck.
blueberries definitely don't suck and I'm not sure why you would think that
fast tundra
blueberries definitely don't suck and I'm not sure why you would think that
My above message
cobalt hare
they're the third best summer crop ig
brittle ingot
Yeah but wheat makes more so what's the point
True. But i feed my farm animals with those
cobalt hare
My above message
trolling, I see
fast tundra
they're the third best summer crop ig
Exactly. So what's the point of using them when the best summer crop exists?
hidden trellis
okay guys; are blueberries blue or purple
cunning silo
they dont have access to kegs iirc so wheat couldnt be better anyway
idle shard
okay guys; are blueberries blue or purple
BLUE
hollow meadow
HOW DO GET A CARP!!!!
brittle ingot
blueberries definitely don't suck and I'm not sure why you would think that
The grow for 13 days and keeps growing
hidden trellis
HOW DO GET A CARP!!!!
fish at night i think
fast tundra
they dont have access to kegs iirc so wheat couldnt be better anyway
I guess you make a point there
cobalt hare
HOW DO GET A CARP!!!!
mountain lake!
fast tundra
But when Y2 comes and they have access to kegs wheat becomes OP
cunning silo
there is a thing you can do with wheat though, if you're super lazy you can try to gamble on 2 random rain days in summer/fall
idle shard
i only got 1 blu berry seed
brittle ingot
at level 5 (it comes with the cowpoke rank)
Ty! How do i check which lvl im on
idle shard
WAIT SUMMER IS WATERMELON SEASON?
cunning silo
because you have the 2 guaranteed days
cobalt hare
Exactly. So what's the point of using them when the best summer crop exists?
because you might nothave access to starfruit yet and melons are better when kegs, which are also unlocked later in game. hence blueberries
idle shard
I HAVE 9 WATERMELON SEEDS
fast tundra
there is a thing you can do with wheat though, if you're super lazy you can try ...
Yeah but it's only worth it when you're making alot and kegging.
hidden trellis
plant em!
cobalt hare
definitely don't buy wheat when you can go with blueberries/melons
cunning silo
Yeah but it's only worth it when you're making alot and kegging.
you mean wheat's only worth it when you're making a lot and kegging?
fast tundra
because you might nothave access to starfruit yet and melons are better when keg...
I have made the argument that beer is more profitable than wine many times.
brittle ingot
Dont plant them yet what day and what season are u in
hidden trellis
Wait what season are u in
im not in stardew valley rn but fall
fast tundra
you mean wheat's only worth it when you're making a lot and kegging?
That's exactly what I said
brittle ingot
im not in stardew valley rn but fall
And day?
cobalt hare
Ty! How do i check which lvl im on
oh, sorry I forgot to mention 
you can check it in #governors-mansion anytime
brittle ingot
im not in stardew valley rn but fall
Im talking to the guy who got watermelon seeds
cunning silo
That's exactly what I said
what was your math again
brittle ingot
NDNRJRJDJJFJFKFJGHIF
hidden trellis
oh
brittle ingot
oh, sorry I forgot to mention <:dogekek:903505236931518506> you can check it in ...
Oh ty!!!
fast tundra
what was your math again
I honestly don't remember I haven't played Stardew in a little over half a year.
cunning silo
gg
storm gazelle
you can also /level anywhere anytime
cobalt hare
I have made the argument that beer is more profitable than wine many times.
it is not if you consider the time you don't have to keep putting the wheat into kegs every day. it might be more profitable under certain conditions, but I'd rather keep my sanity 
fast tundra
JUST BECAUSE I DON'T REMEMBER DOESN'T MEAN MY ARGUMENT IS GONE
cunning silo
yeah it does
fast tundra
it is not if you consider the time you don't have to keep putting the wheat into...
Tell that to the hops farmers.
brittle ingot
Also the ||casino|| is pointless
cobalt hare
Tell that to the hops farmers.
true, that's madness for sure
hollow meadow
I HAVE A TURNIP
fast tundra
hops is like more profitable definitively though
It takes away your sanity like doopa said.
brittle ingot
Also the ||casino|| is pointless
I hate it
idle shard
how rare is trash hat or living hat
cobalt hare
Also the ||casino|| is pointless
it's got some uses actually! mostly late game I suppose
cunning silo
maybe it can be the best fall crop but there is just so many other good stuff in summer
fast tundra
how rare is trash hat or living hat
Trash hat is pretty rare while living hat is EXTREMELY rare.
Living Hat has to be one of the rarest items in the game so far.
cunning silo
living hat has the lowest droprate of any sdv item in vanilla
fast tundra
maybe it can be the best fall crop but there is just so many other good stuff in...
I guess so.
That still makes it good tho
hollow meadow
FUCK
idle shard
what hats can i get
hollow meadow
I GOT A CARP BUT PENNY IS ASLEEP
radiant stump
Last message from him
fast tundra
what hats can i get
Alot.
brittle ingot
it's got some uses actually! mostly late game I suppose
I just keep losing
fast tundra
Too many to count.
hollow meadow
Silly gang 😈
fast tundra
can u tell me some cheap ones lmao
Cheapest is like 1000g or something from the hat maus if I remember correctly.
hidden trellis
silly moment
idle shard
AN OCTOPUS IN A TRASH CAN?
cobalt hare
I just keep losing
do you have any lucky food? also, go there on a lucky day!
fast tundra
Last message from him
Gotta respect the hussle.
cunning silo
you can just get hats from free from certain places
idle shard
you can just get hats from free from certain places
like?
cunning silo
winning certain events e.g. egg fest
fast tundra
SHE COLLECTED 0 EGGS AND SHE WON
skill issue
marble brook
skill issue
brittle ingot
do you have any lucky food? also, go there on a lucky day!
OHHHH OKAY TY
marble brook
bc i win every time
languid patrol
Last message from him
kinda wild he's just on here lol
brittle ingot
OHHHH OKAY TY
I need to get lucky foods
hidden trellis
abigail just 50 steps ahead of us
fast tundra
You just need to get 10 or more eggs to win
Not too many
languid patrol
would be cool to talk to him sometime
hidden trellis
You just need to get 10 or more eggs to win
Not too many
wait what happens when u get too many?
brittle ingot
SHE COLLECTED 0 EGGS AND SHE WON
Ikr i hate her
fast tundra
wait what happens when u get too many?
Nothing. You still win.
cobalt hare
it's not so weird, he chats here from time to time. still, we ask that people don't ping him for no reason 
brittle ingot
SHE COLLECTED 0 EGGS AND SHE WON
U need at least 9 to win
hidden trellis
ah
gotcha 
brittle ingot
Nothing. You still win.
U get a hat
fast tundra
it's not so weird, he chats here from time to time. still, we ask that people do...
I've never seen him here until now
hollow meadow
MY COMPUTER IS SO WARM FROMM THIS GAME
brittle ingot
U get a hat
And if u win next year u get money
cobalt hare
I've never seen him here until now
I saw him in the off topic chats sometimes 
idle shard
how do i open this crate
languid patrol
it's not so weird, he chats here from time to time. still, we ask that people do...
not saying its weird just cool creator is so in touch with the community like that
fast tundra
how do i open this crate
I don't think you CAN open it.
hollow meadow
I’M TIRED AND HAVE TO PEE IM GONNA EXIT
idle shard
I WANT THE STUFF IT HAS
cunning silo
you can pause the game
fast tundra
I’M TIRED AND HAVE TO PEE IM GONNA EXIT
Goodnight
cobalt hare
not saying its weird just cool creator is so in touch with the community like th...
oh yeah, definitely 
cunning silo
by going into your inventory
hollow meadow
i exoted ittt
rich sorrel
Hi doopa
cobalt hare
chris 
hey
fast tundra
doopa is probably the most active person in this whole server
rich sorrel
If I get my jukebox taken off for a bit can I still get it back?
hollow meadow
:3
fast tundra
Every time I come here I see them
cobalt hare
definitely not haha
hollow meadow
Can i do a kitty face in stardew valley
cobalt hare
I'm just active here
fast tundra
Can i do a kitty face in stardew valley
Indeed you can
cobalt hare
you can do emotes!
hollow meadow
Indeed you can
Creating a steam alt and buying the game again
marble brook
definitely
cunning silo
what do i put my first prismatic shard into
hollow meadow
I exited rhe game
idle shard
i lost my omni geode in caves
cobalt hare
what do i put my first prismatic shard into
donate
hollow meadow
what do i put my first prismatic shard into
||apparently u got to a desert and get a saord||
cunning silo
this is so true tahnk you coalie
idle shard
any way to get it back
marble brook
what do i put my first prismatic shard into
obviously give to haley
idle shard
whos gil
cunning silo
obviously give to haley
cant believe you made the same joke but late
marble brook
cant believe you made the same joke but late
i didn’t see it
hollow meadow
I WANNA MARRY A MAN
marble brook
oop
fast tundra
any way to get it back
Talk to Marlon at the Adventurer's Guild
idle shard
ok
hollow meadow
HOW DO I MARRY PEOPLE
fair stream
I WANNA MARRY A MAN
You can, there's six men to choose from too
hollow meadow
You can, there's six men to choose from too
I SAW A REALLY UGLY LADY HER NAME WAS PAM
fair stream
Get to know them, befriend them, date them, marriage
Poor Pam
She's not marriageable tho
marble brook
marry linus
cunning silo
do not choose shane
hollow meadow
I WANNA MARY MYSELF
cunning silo
man there are like no good hcoices
idle shard
SILVER GRAPE GAMING
marble brook
i actually like shane i-
hollow meadow
ALL THE PEOPLE LOOK UGLY WHEN THEIR SPRITES ARE ENLARGED
cunning silo
but honestly choose whatever
idle shard
GIL DOESNT CARE
fast tundra
HOW DO I MARRY PEOPLE
Get them to 8 hearts then give them flowers then get them to 10 hearts then give them a pendant.
Notes: You have to have an upgraded house to marry
You can only date and marry people who are single
You can buy the flowers from Pierre when you get someone single to 8 hearts
You can buy a Mermaid's Pendant from a dude at the beach when it's raining for 5000g when you get your boyfriend or girlfriend to 10 hearts
hollow meadow
Too much effort
hidden trellis
no marry then 🤷
idle shard
THEN NO MAIRRAGE
hollow meadow
There’s a reason why the walls are soundproof
fast tundra
Then don't marry. You only need to marry for a Stardrop.
marble brook
wha
hollow meadow
I WANNA MARRY MORE THAN 1 PEROSN
idle shard
guys gil doesnt care
hollow meadow
CAN I DO THAT
fair stream
Krobus roommate best roommate
idle shard
I WANNA MARRY MORE THAN 1 PEROSN
U CAN
marble brook
mods
fair stream
You'd need a mod for that
unique forum
can i marry alex even tho im a boy?
fair stream
Free Love is the name of the mod
cunning silo
ye
fair stream
Yes of course you can!
silver kite
can i marry alex even tho im a boy?
yup!
fast tundra
CAN I DO THAT
You can't marry more than one person in vanilla but you CAN date multiple people in vanilla.
unique forum
<3333
hidden trellis
can i marry alex even tho im a boy?
pride month babyyy! 
hollow meadow
You can't marry more than one person in vanilla but you CAN date multiple people...
I wanna date the whole town
At once
marble brook
alex 
fast tundra
can i marry alex even tho im a boy?
Yes you can marry anyone in the game regardless of gender
idle shard
he keeps snoring
fast tundra
Well any single person atleast
marble brook
I wanna date the whole town
do it
hollow meadow
My stardew rizz game is strong 😈
unique forum
can i dance with them even at the flower dance?
fast tundra
I wanna date the whole town
Yes that's possible. You even get cutscenes for doing it with all the males and females respectively
hollow meadow
Should i buy myself nitro
radiant stump
I want to marry Harvey,Sebastian and Elliot
radiant stump
Should i buy myself nitro
Doesn't worth it
fast tundra
Should i buy myself nitro
No. Fuck Discord.
unique forum
imagine marrying the mayor 💀
idle shard
HE DIDNT DOA NYTHING
radiant stump
imagine marrying the mayor 💀
You can't thankfully ong
idle shard
GOD
hollow meadow
I wanna marry my hoe
hidden trellis
is gil the guy in the rocking chair?
marble brook
LD@MAKAKA
idle shard
pierre sells cheap seeds
fast tundra
Stop it, Kafka pfp.
fast tundra
is gil the guy in the rocking chair?
Yup
idle shard
i cant get to him
radiant stump
I remember around 2016-2017 when I didn't know much English and as a religious Christian straight girl I gave bouquets to the entire town just to get more cut scenes 😭😭😭(I didn't know what even single meant)
fast tundra
i cant get to him
TALK TO HIM FROM THE COUNTER
marble brook
never been laughing this much bc of this server
hollow meadow
I caught somethinf called a tire
idle shard
HOW
fast tundra
JUST RIGHT CLICK THE COUNTER WHILE YOU'RE IN FRONT OF IT
idle shard
it shows me sho
fast tundra
it shows me sho
There's an option for retrieving lost items
She's a mommy.
All mommies are not to be trusted.
idle shard
WHERE
hollow meadow
Hi :3!
idle shard
fast tundra
NOT THE SHOP
idle shard
DUDE
hollow meadow
Can u play steam games on your phone
idle shard
IT ONLYU SHOWS SHOP
fast tundra
TALK TO MARLON AND DON'T CLICK ON THE SHOP
radiant stump
Can u play steam games on your phone
Depends
hollow meadow
With the steam app
radiant stump
With the steam app
I don't think so
idle shard
I CANT FUCKINGTALK TO HIM
fast tundra
CLICK ON THE COUNTER AND DON'T CLICK ANYTHING ELSE
radiant stump
CLICK ON THE COUNTER AND DON'T CLICK ANYTHING ELSE
Wait what you can talk to him???
hollow meadow
Why is stardew mobile $5 but stardew PC is $15
fast tundra
the women beat my entire team up and I have ptsd from it
idle shard
I DID IT SHOWS FUCKING SHOP
radiant stump
Why is stardew mobile $5 but stardew PC is $15
Because in the PC one you can add mods?idk
hidden trellis
the most calm day in the sdv discord server 
trim wadi
Is this real lmao
fast tundra
i can stream
stream it on VC and I'll tell you what to do in VC chat
hollow meadow
CAN YOU EAT THE CHICKENS IN THE GAME
radiant stump
fair stream
CAN YOU EAT THE CHICKENS IN THE GAME
Not without mods, no...
radiant stump
CAN YOU EAT THE CHICKENS IN THE GAME
No.
brittle ingot
Marlon is the eye patch dude right? Why cant we rizz him up
idle shard
nevermind then
yes i can
fast tundra
yeah mark how did you lose them
hollow meadow
No.<:SDVpetchickenw:479754537641574400>
Uninstalling and refunding rn
idle shard
IT DROPPED AT THE EXIT AND I LEFT
fast tundra
IT DROPPED AT THE EXIT AND I LEFT
...
idle shard
i saw it as soon as i went to another floor
radiant stump
Uninstalling and refunding rn
HAJAHAJAJA NOOOO
Why would you want to eat the chickens ?? They are just vibing
marble brook
then it’s gone
fair stream
Welp that'll explain it
fast tundra
you can only retrieve the item if you died and lost it.
that means if you dropped it on the floor you can't retrieve it.
fair stream
It's gone
idle shard
FUCK
fast tundra
MARK I AM GOING TO KILL YOU
idle shard
DUDE U DIDNT SPECIFY
marble brook
we didn’t know
radiant stump
What is rhe version. Before secret notes ?
idle shard
y they need
fast tundra
DUDE U DIDNT SPECIFY
I THOUGHT YOU LOST IT FROM DYING I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYONE DROP AN OMNI GEODE IN THE MINES AND LOST IT THAT WAY
sinful sinew
What is rhe version. Before secret notes ?
secret notes were added in version 1.3.27
marble brook
i’m jamming rn
cunning silo
1.3.27 with the funny dumb version naming
idle shard
also it was 6 pm already and no one came
radiant stump
secret notes were added in version 1.3.27
Thanks !! Also nice omori pfp like me
fast tundra
You still haven't told us who he is.
sinful sinew
ahh ty
cunning silo
nah dont be trolling in new farmers 💀 please
marble brook
him
fast tundra
WHO
marble brook
nah dont be trolling in new farmers 💀 please
real please. i’m laughing
fast tundra
Is it He Who Shall Not Be Named?
fair stream
He
marble brook
LMFOAOSKMA
fast tundra
oh..
I see now..
cunning silo
please
hidden trellis
what do yall like doing the most in stardew valley? personally i love fishing and mining
sinful sinew
cunning silo
mining
radiant stump
are dinosaurs actually worth it?
cunning silo
catkill
cunning silo
dinos suck LMAO but get em anyway tbh
radiant stump
what do yall like doing the most in stardew valley? personally i love fishing an...
Dating 
cunning silo
oh my god heaveen please do not do this
hollow meadow
Can i pick up my house
marble brook
KDMAMKAKAKSM REAL
fast tundra
He will come on the 24th of Summer Y1
If you're not prepared for him, you'll most definitely regret it.
idle shard
i love how my kitty sleeps on my bed with me
cunning silo
oh my godo,.,.,.,
radiant stump
they eat ur other farm animals
Hah good try I have over 300 hrs in game
idle shard
*He* will come on the 24th of Summer Y1
If you're not prepared for him, you'll m...
i have a slingshot
sinful sinew
Can i pick up my house
upcoming 1.6 feature
cunning silo
this is like as bad as me in hkmain
marble brook
Hah good try I have over 300 hrs in game
i know, i’m laughing
fast tundra
i have a slingshot
I don't think that can stop him.
cunning silo
PLEase
hollow meadow
upcoming 1.6 feature
1.20
marble brook
i’m choking, from laughing
sinful sinew
Hah good try I have over 300 hrs in game
i have about 800 but i haven't checked in a while
marble brook
please help
cunning silo
nauuuu guys please
idle shard
should i go rush mines more?
radiant stump
i know, i’m laughing
But why are there other farmers in thr town1!1!×!2!! These annoying players won't stop talking to my offline world +!1!×!×🤬😡😡😠🤬😠🤬😠! (Seanie reference)
idle shard
i still got regular pick
radiant stump
i have about 800 but i haven't checked in a while
They take too long to make a single egg
idle shard
and i got past floor 45
sinful sinew
you don't need to rush anything
cunning silo
^^
idle shard
yes i do
marble brook
play at ur own pace
radiant stump
Yeha
idle shard
satan will come according to the ppl
radiant stump
I meant in general
sinful sinew
BUT if you want to get past floor 41 and lower than copper pickaxe will be important
cunning silo
this is true
idle shard
BUT if you want to get past floor 41 and lower than copper pickaxe will be impor...
i got to floor 45 regular pick
cunning silo
2 hits instead of 3 which adds up very fast
fair stream
Copper pickaxe is a priority purchase
cunning silo
and 81+ rocks get like halved in terms of hits needed to break or something
fair stream
It gets difficult to progress with the basic equipment
radiant stump
I remember I used a normal pickaxe at like lvl 70 on my first play through 💀💀💀
cunning silo
oh ym god
marble brook
spin off minecraft
idle shard
is he herobrine
cunning silo
i genuinely cannot
hollow meadow
U CAN UPGRADE UR PICAXE!?!?
idle shard
yes
marble brook
real please 🙏🏽
radiant stump
What thr fuck I didn't even know the shipping box after 100 hrs in game😭😭
sinful sinew
you... can yes
hollow meadow
HOW
cunning silo
What thr fuck I didn't even know the shipping box after 100 hrs in game😭😭
skill solution
radiant stump
skill solution
I didn't know basic English back then lmaooooo
radiant stump
<a:AINTNOWAY:1051493234976751617>
Me fr I barely even understood thr game
cunning silo
true your knowledge of english is known to be directly correlated to your stardew skill
just like how many living hats you have is directly correlated to your stardew skill
radiant stump
true your knowledge of english is known to be directly correlated to your starde...
The only reason I learn English is stardew fr
sinful sinew
Ah I'm illiterate, that would make sense
wicked quest
What thr fuck I didn't even know the shipping box after 100 hrs in game😭😭
dawg thats like several years???
crude tapir
What thr fuck I didn't even know the shipping box after 100 hrs in game😭😭
MAN WHAT
cunning silo
fuck now im trolling
crude tapir
hollow meadow
I have 20 minutes in thir game..
radiant stump
dawg thats like several years???
Yeah I didn't know you could use that and ALWAYS sold my stuff to Pierre
cunning silo
PLEase
marble brook
LMFAO
wicked quest
Yeah I didn't know you could use that and ALWAYS sold my stuff to Pierre
Omg thought you meant you never sold anything
hollow meadow
🥺
radiant stump
Omg thought you meant you never sold anything
Imagine HAJAHAJAHAHAHAAAHAJAHHA😭😭😭😭
cunning silo
omg please
fair stream
Coalie if you're planning to keep trolling then do not, please
It's gone on long enough, new users are gonna be very confused if they don't realise you're kidding
sinful sinew
don't feel pressured to ask questions if you don't want to 
hollow meadow
No 😈
cunning silo
of course
radiant stump
marble brook
Coalie if you're planning to keep trolling then do _not_, please
It's gone on l...
i only said 1 thing
marble brook
all i did was laugh
marble brook
you don’t
fair stream
What the
hollow meadow
NOOOOO
fair stream
You go boot up CS:GO for that, I guess
cunning silo
or download a mod
hollow meadow
You go boot up CS:GO for that, I guess
Why would i play a BAD game
cunning silo
mods truly are the solution to every problem this game has !!!
fair stream
all i did was laugh
Fair enough
hollow meadow
I saw a rlly nasty mod
cunning silo
if it makes you feel more validated though, you can get a slingshot
marble brook
Fair enough<:SDVkrobusgiggle:898395746875875379>
tee hee
hollow meadow
:3c
cunning silo
:3c
hollow meadow
Teehee :3c
wanton tiger
fair stream
Discord went and swapped the react and super react buttons on mobile it's so annoying
I keep using up my supers
cunning silo
haha i heard a few others complaining about that one
hollow meadow
Discord went and swapped the react and super react buttons on mobile it's so ann...
Evil gsng…
😈
hidden trellis
evil discord moment
hollow meadow
Evil discord: we dont sell ur data
fair stream
haha i heard a few others complaining about that one
At least I have nitro but still it's so adkgjsirhfb
cunning silo
poland super reaction
fair stream
I have it and I'm tempted to downgrade to baby nitro tbh
hollow meadow
Nitro is a rip off
Animated avatar is now locked behind the more expensive obe
One
Nitro is useless now
fair stream
hidden trellis
well i guess discord has to make money somehow
fair stream
Mm
hollow meadow
well i guess discord has to make money somehow
Lock the entire app behind a paywall 😈
fair stream
Anyway who was it who was asking about our favourite thing to do in SDV? Mine's honestly making artisan goods, I get a lot of satisfaction out of turning my crops and produce into different things
Oh yes that too!
marble brook
mine is also decorating
fair stream
I love decorating my farm
hidden trellis
decorating is awesomee
fair stream
Getting it set up all nice
cunning silo
damn really
cobalt hare
ye! fishing is quite relaxing most times
cunning silo
i go fishing and then im like snrrrk mimimimimi
hollow meadow
ARE THERE BEES IN THE GAME
wanton tiger
Mine is ofc marrying Harvey :3
cobalt hare
ARE THERE BEES IN THE GAME
yes
cobalt hare
I mean there are sounds of bees
cunning silo
because half of the time im just waiting
hollow meadow
SCARY!
cobalt hare
and beehouses, just not bees as such
cobalt hare
i go fishing and then im like snrrrk mimimimimi
lmao I can see how, for sure
hollow meadow
Can u fall in the water and drown
idle shard
hey
hollow meadow
While fishing
cobalt hare
nope
hidden trellis
b
cunning silo
among us
wanton tiger
<:AU_bee:920483992636112986>
dusty ibex
man why are there so many amogus twerking emotes
dusty ibex
<a:mcbeespin:1001544476940046368>
YEAAAAAAA
hollow meadow
Is fallout good
dusty ibex
the games?
dusty ibex
hm do we have any old ppl to ask
cobalt hare
hollow meadow
😈
cobalt hare
I've never played it but I've heard people talk about it in my young days
cobalt hare
wtf butter isn't even old
dusty ibex
yeaaaa I feel like the new modern ones are the ones ppl hate and ppl love the old ass ones
hollow meadow
I HEARD NEW VEGAS IS THE ONLY GOOD ONE
hollow meadow
BECAUSE OBSIDIAN WAS THE DEV TEAM INSTEAD OF BETHESDA
idle shard
i got a sunfish :D
cobalt hare
we can talk about other games in the off topic chats though
heady moss
Fo3 has a good opening but this is nf so like why are we talking about this here-
cobalt hare
i got a sunfish :D
good job 
dusty ibex
i got a sunfish :D
YEAAAAAAA SUNFISH WOOOOO
idle shard
whens bear man appear
heady moss
Ty for the ping, it made me happy it was vil asking me something nice
hollow meadow
Hi salsa
dusty ibex
ok butter this was ur alarm clock, us talking about fallout in new farmers
dusty ibex
Ty for the ping, it made me happy it was vil asking me something nice
u are welcome 
cobalt hare
heyo doopa, srry for my bad english, i'm brazilian :')
dusty ibex
heyo doopa, srry for my bad english, i'm brazilian :')
you’ll be fine dw
hollow meadow
@heady moss HELLO
cobalt hare
heyo doopa, srry for my bad english, i'm brazilian :')
no need! your english is good
dusty ibex
NOOOOOOOO not directing us to town square 
hollow meadow
:3
cobalt hare
tyy, sdv is my fav game
idle shard
whens bear guy appear
dusty ibex
whens bear guy appear
there’s a few bear guys
are you talking about maple syrup bear or trash bear
idle shard
the bear guy who cleans
cobalt hare
whens bear guy appear
you need to find a secret note written in a strange way
you'll get info on what to do next
heady moss
That is post cc then
dusty ibex
he comes in year 3 non rainy days
heady moss
Wait
idle shard
oh ok
heady moss
Am dumb lmao
cobalt hare
the bear guy who cleans
ahh that one lmao. starting year 3 I believe
i'm excited for haunted chocolatier
dusty ibex
ooo yea it’s not post cc but usually by year 3 ppl have finished cc
heady moss
ooo yea it’s not post cc but usually by year 3 ppl have finished cc
I think that is where i got confused
cerulean garden
At the start of what year does ||grandpa’s evaluation || happen
cerulean garden
Asking
rich sorrel
** **
cerulean garden
Muldel best bear
cerulean garden
Steve
wanton tiger
Brug 
wanton tiger
Brug zone
Brug
marble brook
he looks mean
idle shard
u cannot marry a child
dusty ibex
u cannot marry a child
ok did u try to? why have u said this
wanton tiger
u cannot marry a child
Thank you for stating the obvious /s
idle shard
METEOR
marble brook
did that bear just say i’m smelly
idle shard
WHERE IS IT
marble brook
i’ll have him know, i’m freshly showered
idle shard
HOW MUCH DOES LEWIS PAY IF I GIVE HIM HIS PANTS
dusty ibex
like 500?
mystic ledge
is there a meteor on your farm?
mystic ledge
what day/season/year is it
idle shard
summer day 3
mystic ledge
y1?
idle shard
summer.
mystic ledge
but what year
idle shard
where tf do i check
mystic ledge
have you been through winter yet
idle shard
no
idle shard
ok
nova mortar
Earthquake is opening path to train
mystic ledge
hoooooly
mystic ledge
choo choo
cobalt hare
HOW MUCH DOES LEWIS PAY IF I GIVE HIM HIS PANTS
750 I believe
wanton tiger
mystic ledge
of happiness
idle shard
WHJAT THE FUCK IS THIS
mystic ledge
bir
empty vessel
@mystic ledge hi
sinful sinew
d
mystic ledge
@empty vessel hi
cunning silo
WHJAT THE FUCK IS THIS
dont worry about it :)))
cobalt hare
WHJAT THE FUCK IS THIS
gotta finish cc to find out
idle shard
SHAKE TREE
glacial trench
WHJAT THE FUCK IS THIS
you need to finish cc and donate 60 item to museum
idle shard
NO
cobalt hare
well, yes
glacial trench
after that go buy a void egg and with that make a void mayyonaisse
wanton tiger
Do you have caps permanently on lmao /lh
cobalt hare
after that go buy a void egg and with that make a void mayyonaisse
there's no need actually, there's a simpler way (fishing)
cobalt hare
I can't say more here I suppose
glacial trench
there's no need actually, there's a simpler way (fishing)
yeah i heard about it
cobalt hare
yeah
glacial trench
a
idle shard
wwhat do i do with octopus
glacial trench
willy has a quest to give an octopus to him
idle shard
STUPID
wanton tiger
glacial trench
I’m getting a headache just from that emote gotdamn
lol
sorry damn
but its cool xd
idle shard
im already light headed
DRUM BLOCK AND CHICKEN STAGTUE
well wheres his shorts
so many lost books
crystal jetty
I still can't get them
when she leaves the door open after leaving her room, you can place a chair in the doorway and sit on it to get in
that is considered an exploit though
idle shard
how tf do i get fire quartz
sinful sinew
yes
idle shard
30 summer seeds is worth 1650 cash
cunning silo
thats probably true idk
sinful sinew
you could plant those for extra foraging exp
cunning silo
^ this is true
and you'll likely be able to craft a lot more since theres only 3 forageables you can get instead of the usual 4
old oyster
velvet forum
and you'll likely be able to craft a lot more since theres only 3 forageables yo...
Good source of cash for first summer
idle shard
i did summer forage bundle
velvet forum
So plant 30 and a week later you plant 80...
idle shard
So plant 30 and a week later you plant 80...
how am i gonna plant 80 man
velvet forum
how am i gonna plant 80 man
You harvest 30 and craft them into as many seeds as possible. Up to 100 if you're really lucky.
That's how they are a good money maker for summer.
Sell 300-400 by the end.
idle shard
hmmm
velvet forum
And selling seeds is more money than selling the forage items.
idle shard
so do i sell the fruit or seeds-
velvet forum
Only really limited by watering.
Sell the SEEDS.
idle shard
y
velvet forum
Only winter forage is worth more than winter seeds.
idle shard
i dont have seed maker
velvet forum
It's a crafting recipe. From foraging.
idle shard
which lv
velvet forum
IDK 3 or 4
idle shard
ok
velvet forum
Murder some trees. You'll get there pretty quickly. And harvesting the forage will level it up more.
idle shard
already outta energy
idle shard
can I reset the day to get something else
no
echo lichen
gift exchange thingy
Also nice kafka pfp
yup
Oh well
at least I got some friendship exp out of the event
ty for the assistance
idle shard
m
jovial wagon
yo
idle shard
hjey
jovial wagon
was/were?
idle shard
yes
jovial wagon
never heard of that lol
jovial wagon
idek what sdv is
idle shard
stardew valley
cobalt hare
hi
jovial wagon
yo
idle shard
hey
cobalt hare
türk varmı
idle shard
english
jovial wagon
yeah english
cobalt hare
türk tğrk
wanton tiger
English only please and sorry
idle shard
im just chopping for foraging xp bc i got nothing to do
jovial wagon
English only please and sorry
your pfp so cool 💀
jovial wagon
im just chopping for foraging xp bc i got nothing to do
same bru im tryna grow summer crops
wanton tiger
your pfp so cool 💀
Thanks lol
jovial wagon
i need them seed makers
thats a thing?
idle shard
yea
lv 3 or 4
put fruit/veggie in for their respective seeds
also remember to always pet and give ur cat water first
idle shard
or dog
jovial wagon
why
idle shard
so they love u
jovial wagon
do it matter
idle shard
SILVER RAINBOW SHELL
idle shard
do it matter
it does
idle shard
bc more happy pet more happy pet
jovial wagon
idc abt him ngl he just in my way
idle shard
.
jovial wagon
wheres robins lost axe bro
idle shard
u could have just not adopted him
jovial wagon
no
idle shard
jovial wagon
why when i quit game it takes me back to last sleep
jovial wagon
ty
empty schooner
put fruit/veggie in for their respective seeds
That’s a preservence jar.
Seed makers are like farming 9
jovial wagon
do u get 1 seed per 1 fruit/vegg
opal owl
Hi guys
empty schooner
Bonnie that’s also for your info.
You get like 1-3/4 seeds per crop (so something that you can plant as in not tea saplings and fruit trees) and then a 0.5% chance to get Ancient seed / mixed seeds
jovial wagon
Bonnie that’s also for your info.
You get like 1-3/4 seeds per crop (so somethin...
ok nice
opal owl
Yay im recognised
jovial wagon
lmao
empty schooner
Yay im recognised
If the popsicle goes notices it’s be eaten up in this summer heat.
So goodbye 
candid shadow
if you like pain and suffering, seed makers have deterministic rng based on the time in a day and their position in the world, so you can reset a day over and over for ideal results
that's how i got ancient seeds on my current farm
jovial wagon
yo how tf i enter the sewer tho
candid shadow
the worst thing is i got the artifact on the same day
opal owl
If the popsicle goes notices it’s be eaten up in this summer heat.
So goodbye <:...
Thats about right i live i Florida
idle shard
im fishin
jovial wagon
Thats about right i live i Florida
say hi to charlie for me
idle shard
and i got a silver rgb shell
opal owl
say hi to charlie for me
Ok
empty schooner
yo how tf i enter the sewer tho
Donate stuff to museum
jovial wagon
Donate stuff to museum
ah ok
opal owl
Hey dose any one know about @ Buck The Duck
proper mango
Hmmmm.....
empty schooner
im fishin
I personally like the mini game? Is it dreadful or nice for you? It’s the only 2 options people have apparently
opal owl
I personally like the mini game? Is it dreadful or nice for you? It’s the only 2...
I see it as a form of torture
empty schooner
Hmmmm.....
Sleeping with Mr. Dwayne
jovial wagon
Hmmmm.....
id do anything for penny
idle shard
I personally like the mini game? Is it dreadful or nice for you? It’s the only 2...
with test rod its decent
I JUST CANT GET THE MINIGAME
empty schooner
Build a silo for like 5g an hour
idle shard
I KEEP GETTING TRASH
idle shard
ocean
proper mango
Sleeping with Mr. Dwayne
Fr fr
idle shard
near willys store
jovial wagon
clint took my pickaxe
idle shard
wait i gotta fish in the river for the bundle
opal owl
Dose any one know about Buck The Duck
empty schooner
clint took my pickaxe <:SDVpufferwaaah:982138774635020288>
Take it for 2 days to upgrade
jovial wagon
Take it for 2 days to upgrade
i know
proper mango
Bruh
jovial wagon
Dose any one know about Buck The Duck
no clue
ionic gorge
Fishing at pond on top of map will yield less trash and more fish
idle shard
no need river fish
plush raven
also if ur not casting the line out very far it might be getting lots of trash
ionic gorge
^
empty schooner
In spring then the lake is best, river during rain.
In other seasons it’s different but eh
candid shadow
no need river fish
you can't finish any of the fishing bundles rn, because some of them depend on season
jovial wagon
fishing kinda lit
opal owl
FISHING IS DREADFUL
Exactly
ionic gorge
Also if you see little bubble piles while fishing then try to land the hook in it for a faster bite rate
plush raven
it gets a little easier as ur fishing level gets higher and the green bar gets larger
idle shard
i got a sun fish and shad already
jolly wave
FISHING IS DREADFUL
No it isn't 😠
idle shard
it is
empty schooner
There’s fishing zones. Which you can look up if it is, the areas depends on how far they are from land, so moving to a certain place or moving the rod during throw with W A S D can help
ionic gorge
FISHING IS DREADFUL
Fishing was the first skill I maxed when playing this game lol
plush raven
same lol
empty schooner
This is exactly what I meant when I said fishing is loved or hated
candid shadow
the zone is dependent on the distance you cast, with each zone being the number of tiles of distance - 1
it also effects the quality of the fish you catch
empty schooner
It’s quick to level up when you focus on it, but people can have a really hard time with it.
Getting treasures or a perfect catch gives like 2.4x-2.6x fishing exp, which stacks with each other
jovial wagon
if i give pam a parsnip will she let me and penny hit?
opal owl
HITS THE GRIDDY
idle shard
2/4 fish done
empty schooner
if i give pam a parsnip will she let me and penny hit?
If you do on her birthday then yes, that should be like 2 hearts if it is
Especially if silver/gold
jovial wagon
If you do on her birthday then yes, that should be like 2 hearts if it is
missed it
empty schooner
remove save XD
jovial wagon
i fully wanna restart
empty schooner
Kek
candid shadow
you can always do mines if you have literally nothing else going on
or just cut trees for wood
idle shard
im tryna get the
jovial wagon
i had an earthquake
idle shard
community center
idle shard
i had an earthquake
go behind robins house
jovial wagon
ok
candid shadow
community center
boiler room requires mines if you haven't done that yet
idle shard
im floor 45 mines
opal owl
i eat your grass for 20$ a yard
candid shadow
you can craft sprinker if you're farming level 2
idle shard
that sucks
ionic gorge
#sprinklergang
jovial wagon
whats the green gem in the place behind robins house
ionic gorge
The more you craft the less strawberries you have to water per day
jovial wagon
whats cc
idle shard
so if i donate ancient seed i get 1 that i can actually plant?
candid shadow
comunity centre
ionic gorge
Community centre
ionic gorge
so if i donate ancient seed i get 1 that i can actually plant?
Yes
jovial wagon
dm me and tell me
idle shard
whats the best thing to try get the seed from
ionic gorge
I think you can either buy from trader guy with the pig
candid shadow
whats the best thing to try get the seed from
mines floor 15-25
kill the bugs on those floors
ionic gorge
but thats at the weekends
Just check every day when the trader is there then buy ancient seeds if u see they selling them
idle shard
how much cost
ionic gorge
I think it’s every Friday and Sunday they are there? Could be wrong tho i don’t remember
1k I think
candid shadow
kill the bugs on those floors
its a 0.5% chance
idle shard
thats cheap
ionic gorge
It’s all about getting the first seed though so you can start getting more
idle shard
bc seed maker
ionic gorge
Yes
idle shard
BUT ME NOT LV 9
candid shadow
Just check every day when the trader is there then buy ancient seeds if u see th...
its not consistent though
you might literally never get it if you go trader only
ionic gorge
its not consistent though
Yeah Ik I can’t remember the other ways of getting it
idle shard
wh
ionic gorge
I usually just happen to come across a seed at some point doing something
candid shadow
you can't get the artifact but you can get the seed
its not guaranteed though'
the wiki says so
candid shadow
skill issue
jovial wagon
my fkn dog wont let me sleep
dusty ibex
walk through it
ionic gorge
Kill
dusty ibex
just keep on trying to walk past it and you’ll phase through it
jovial wagon
just keep on trying to walk past it and you’ll phase through it
ik
dusty ibex
bro where’s ur role at LMAO
dusty ibex
💀 the bots are deD
candid shadow
if you really need it, and can't be bothered to run mines 15-25 you can just stare at a seed maker for an entire day with a cheap crop, and reset the day, then move the seed maker by one tile to try again with new rng
ionic gorge
Bots are down in a bunch of disc
jovial wagon
wont let me get a role
ionic gorge
if you really need it, and can't be bothered to run mines 15-25 you can just sta...
The more seedmakers the easier it would be too
idle shard
floor 15-25?
turbid jetty
havent played in a long time, can you still find artifacts after you sell them?
idle shard
uh idk
digital ruin
yes I think
turbid jetty
yes I think
alright thanks man
jovial wagon
gay
digital ruin
yellow
jovial wagon
DYING IS SO SERIOUS IN THIS GAME BTW
jovial wagon
Also im asexual
idk what that is\
frank shuttle
👀
jovial wagon
it says new farmers not dxckride sdv 😂
digital ruin
what should I do with my golden pumpkin
wanton tiger
Sell or gift (or make a witches hat)
frank shuttle
or gift to an npc at their bdays
digital ruin
hats are love
hats are life
vague mist
yeah agreed
nova kite
it says new farmers not dxckride sdv 😂
these channels are supposed to be on topic, if you wanna talk about stuff that's not, go to #town-square or something
idle shard
i know best way to deal with grubs
vague mist
i only use the one cool one
idle shard
slingshot + any ammo
cunning silo
sadly your opinion is wrong
frank shuttle
master slingshot is op with explosive ammo
cunning silo
well
theres no difference between normal and master
normal is often picked with explosive ammo for less self damage too
frank shuttle
yup
fair stream
it says new farmers not dxckride sdv 😂
Please be polite. I can see that you're new here, please read #rules to know what we expect from our server members here.
frank shuttle
hi quill
fair stream
As other users have said, this is a gameplay channel, we have two dedicated off-topic channels, #town-square and #adventurers-guild if you want to talk about something else.
Hi Eda, hope you're having a good day!
frank shuttle
Same to you!
fair stream
Oh I am, thank you! 
frank shuttle
;3
opal owl
CHEESE
opal owl
you put a hashtag than a space
frank shuttle
like this
opal owl
It looks like you already figured it out
left prism
Boy those are some big letters
fair stream
Oh dear
dusty ibex
omg someone called vit is typing that’s almost like vil
quill are we not getting xp for now
left prism
ok that hurts my eyes already
Ngl now the small ones look wrong
dusty ibex
(although tbh I don’t really mind about xp)
fair stream
Bots have gone bye bye so no
dusty ibex
and also NO SLOWMODE RIGHT
fair stream
Now that
That can be set manually
dusty ibex
okay trueeee
dusty ibex
but I just realised that now
fair stream
And I'm gonna do it if I see spam of things like
big
dusty ibex
I like the dynamic slowmode system we have
opal owl
GO TO #images-and-memes FOR CHUNK CAT
left prism
Btw hi good morning!
dusty ibex
good morning vit
dusty ibex
And I'm gonna do it if I see spam of things like
### big
was this a # big fail
#big
omg I failed now
frank shuttle
big fail
fair stream
frank shuttle
btw roles broken for newcomers 👀
idle shard
got hot pepper for summer bundle
idle shard
btw roles broken for newcomers 👀
not for me
fair stream
Ah right
frank shuttle
not for me
newcomers
fair stream
You arrived before the bot went on strike, Mark
There there Eda no need to yell I'm sure he can hear you just fine
frank shuttle
frank shuttle
it went down today
dusty ibex
bots probably died less than 7 hours ago given I got a bouncer message them
idle shard
anyways imma donate my silver pepper to bundle
fair stream
The bots went on strike very recently yeah
frank shuttle
when will they be back?
dusty ibex
it’s very trippy that now y’all have taken over the bot roles 
fair stream
when will they be back?
not sure, but we have an ETA for when they'll be back up tho
cunning silo
lmao butter acting as modmail hah
tacit prawn
Wsg new farmers
opal owl
"Hit the griddy"
left prism
"Hey young man come her, we need to talk."
left prism
got hot pepper for summer bundle
Good
left prism
anyways imma donate my silver pepper to bundle
What year are u at?