#stardew-valley
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also I reached the bottom of the mine and there are lots of minerals that I don't know
how do i know which things to sell and which i need for the future
or should I just keep all
thats pretty cool, i stll enjoy fishing late in the game, its just relaxing while i listen to music or watch some show/movie
i honestly never sell any of my minerals unless its like random ones from geodes i dont ever use and they just sit in my chests
keep 1 each for museum, look up what you may or may not need for things you want to craft or make use of
yeah not selling minerals is good unless you really need that gold to buy strawberry seeds the next day 😆
agree, i know some people like to sell diamonds for profit but i tend to keep mine for gifting purposes most of the time 😭
yeah i end up using quite a few minerals for gifts because i cant seem to get lucky with rabbits foot in my coop with 6 rabbits 😢
hello, how is everybody? I'm gonna start a new game, wich tipe of farm is the best?
ironically i get a lot of them but thats probably where all my luck goes 😭 i have 4 buns
hello, eenie minnie it
The one you can plant seeds on
Depends on your playstyle.
Hello and welcome, it depends on what you want to mainly do in the game! Each farm type is better for a certain profession so it depends on which you prefer
I read that in the forest one you can get more hard wood and stuff thats why i'm asking, thanks tho
my current save is forest, love it
I do like forest, but you're limited on space in it. If you like having a shitload of sheds like me, then you have to seriously plan your space out.
yeah that’s true, each farm type can be better for each profession as it gives more of a certain item or has more opportunity to level up that profession
i just didnt want to manage a lot of things on my farm thats why i picked forest 😆
oh okay thaksss <#
I picked forest cuz I got true perfection on a standard already
how does gus open his shop doors when he's still in bed
idk
I want to upgrade my house but the upgrade requires 150 hardwood 💀🙌😭
thats why u daily collect it 
Does feeding animals hay outside give the same happiness boost as feeding them wild grass?
Mahogany trees
Grass is better
whats the best crop for first spring?
honestly, do sets of 9 cauliflower in 3x3 or potatoes
I see
but get the crops for the bundles too
what animals should I go for early to late game?
chicken cow pig bunny are my fav
are bunnies even good?
Better than sheep
the feet are a universal love besides one npc and the cloth is needed if you want clothes
Unless you need a large quantity of wool
they can supply good wool at max hearts too
are you sure sheep aren't better with iridium wool?
I wouldn't waste hay on a sheep for that purpose
I'm thinking pigs cows chickens and maybe void chickens is there anything else that would be good
early to mid game maybe
How early are we talking?
as early as it gets
I usually build animal contraptions just before winter hits
does 1 harvest of carnberries still leaves you with a net positive?
Don't be afraid of purchasing animals if anything you can always sell em, just test it out cause everyone has their own rhythm but gold wise i don't think getting them too early as a great idea
I have 2 sheep just to have a steady supply of cloth if I need it. Rabbits don't give much wool
ok
would it be a bad idea to have 1 coop/barn full every each animal
or most animals
if ur doing that for profit yes but if ur doing it bcz u want to no
in that case I'll prob just have like chickens cows sheep goats pigs and maybe void chickens and dinosaurs
Catfish bby
def
obviously
or should I go in the mines to get enough copper to get my pickaxe upgraded
im at fishing 5 almost 6
fish
trust bro
👌
u doing joja or cc?
oh well u could fish save up as much money as u can and buy lots of strawberries on day 13
Aren’t tea saplings too op and easy to get the first spring?
I save at least 50% of my fish until I hit fishing level 10 then sell all and make big profit
Ooo that's an idea i've never tried before
I’ve made like over 40k spring 1 just using speed gro on spring seeds and selling tea saplings
It’s really broken I feel like :/
if u get lucky with gold star daffodils
Like maybe game balance breaking
Those aren’t too hard to come by for me
I put tea sampling in a shed so it looks like I'm growing weed
guess I'm just unlucky
also good profit if u pickle the leaves
Maybe it helps cuz I usually forage on max luck days? Idk if that plays a factor
24k gold on spring 17 sheesh
at the end of spring I usually have like 80k gold
100 if im lucky
tahts a great amount
The pic is 24k from one day 😭
But yea 80k is great
What’s your usual strategy?
Caroline’s “tea” is basically weed 💀
You pot them in a shed or?
fish a whole bunch until day 11 sell all fish buy joja membership buy 120 strawberries save up for greenhouse and you get the rest
I gotta try this myself lol
Joja route 😔
pots in shed and u don't have to water them
basic sprinklers hurt my brain oh my
💪
the xp difference for perfect catches and normal catches are a bruh moment
Real
and treasures
dang people actually go joja?
i only went for the achievement
joja just on top😩
Wait what achievement
Once you get the joja route you can’t go back right
I've gone once, but it was really hard to get all the money to unlock everything. The CC is way better because you get rewards for finishing bundles.
yep
Only difference is you get the money instantly if selling in shop, and you don't get it in your items shipped tab.
I just cant be asked watering them tbh
I have 26 here which isn't that bad to get honestly
yk basic sprinklers would probably be really good for trellis crops if you think about it
for what crops
ooh
or Green beans
idk if you have access to quality the basic ones are not worth crafting
I guess I should start a new play though that has Joja 🤨
guys how do we unlock ginger island?
Don’t wanna start from 0 again but I want Joja steam achievements
spoiler that please, also you unlock it by ||repairing willy's boat after completing CC||
Do tea trees die with the change of the season?
what if i go to joja route..
Tea Saplings will not die and will even grow if planted outside in winter.
or joja
girl idek how to spoiler it
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what should i do my first few days in stardew i had to start the game over
pls help
Wdym
fish, plant ur parsnips, buy more parsnips or plant the crops u need for cc if ur going that way
And dont forget to breathe
fish
make sure to get perfect catches
cause those give way more xp towards fishing
ok thanks i literally only bought this to play with a friend and we never play lol
LMFAO that emoji
guys my screen just rumbled while playing sdv what does it mean?
no i was watering my plants

oh im not sure then
i dont remember maybe fall 18
weird.. unless its a meteor a shake isnt meant to happen
incubator?
that only triggers if you step inside of the coop
and won't shake it'll just pop up with a box
holy crystals
free ladder
how do you get junimos?
im resetting that floor for iron
||after cc completion from wizard||
Is post cc so we cant rlly talk about it in this channel.
Early on, you wanna focus on clearing space on your farm, setting up some manageable fields for crops. Buying planting and seeds. Water daily.
It's also a good idea to fish on your downtime. If the fishing minigame is too tough early on, you can buy a training rod for only 25 gold at Willie's shop which behaves as if you were lvl 5 in fishing
thank u!
i just planted parsnips
Important to note is definitely do not cut down all of your grass. Save as much as you can for when you can get a silo.
for the first week just fish at mountain lake, just put a chest down up there
week or two
This is true on standard farm but not on other farms.
i just finished day 1
True, I was assuming she was playing the standard farm
yes i am
Gotcha. then yeah avoid fishing there.
Thanks 👍 I've read that ur animals enjoy the grass, but what about if the grass is far from the animals? It doesn't matter?
water your plants and head to the beach and fish all day 
Day 2 you get the rod, water your parsnips and then head to the beach!!
i was reading that its good at first to spend half your energy cleaning your farm and the other half doing other things
I neglect my farm apart from the parts where I have to walk for the first couple seasons ngl
Day 3 is guaranteed rain, so you can go straight for fishing.
@gentle zealot another thing to know, is that in the middle of spring there will be a festival, where you can buy strawberry seeds. I highly recommend saving up all the money you make from fishing and parsnip farming to buy those strawberry seeds
Tbh this is the way to go. You have to spend so much energy on trees before upgrading your axe.
yea
i have 2 fruit trees that are fully grown but they arent spawining any fruit
what season is it
15 hits to fully get rid of a tree.... horrid.
I'm not gonna finish cc till y3 because I didn't fish at all
summer
I waited too long to cut back my forest. It's now max density of mature trees
I plan to in winter y2 bout to hit fall
Fruit trees only grow fruit during certain seasons depending on what fruit it is.
oh
I don't think I have worked on the fish tank Bundle at all 💀💀💀
idg how people miss this when the game tells you on the sapling description 😭
I was gonna say, think about that for a second lol
Where do you recommend to plant trees??
Im running out of them
if you're running out of trees for wood you can cut down cindersap
they regrow automatically
There are two places where people like to put their tree farms but both are locked behind CC rooms.
I heard top of rails
😟
my reaction
can't you rotate buildings
Nah
no
dam
I dont like skipping birthdays if I dont have to yk
- I'll need her eventually probably maybe


Morning beer. That's so Pam
does anyone play on switch 
I play mobile, I suppose it's similar. What's your question?
i dont have a question i need help with everything 
I mean you can ask
like movement or what to do ooor
I dont think the game is much different on different depending on platform
Yea the game is the same, only controls differ. Iirc
Consoles dont have access to mods. (...unless you're going to go through the pain in the ass to switch mod lol)
Yea, but if they're brand new, I figured mods would not be something they're planning on using anytime soon
ya lmao
I really wish the game had a steam workshop for mods tbt
All of those are too confusing for me lol
I'd rather finish a game unmodded and learning it before hopping on with mods tbh
THIS
even without mods the game still has a lot to offer
its short for github yes
the steam workshop is way too complicated
Yea but it installs the mods directly
just use a mod manager if unzipping is complicated
and it isn’t very smooth compared to external websites
Tbh sdv is very easy to mod. Was very pleasantly surprised by smapi the first time using it.
very pog indeed
just don't cheat or commit crimes and you won't
what day ?
by commit crimes i mean piracy
SDV is one of the few games worth it’s full price
it has so much to offer for how much you pay
mhm
I bought the physical version for switch. Absolutely worth.
i own it twice on switch lol
i've bought this game like 5 times
I always buy physical if possible because i have a switch lite and regular switch.
also yeah i have put... an average amount of time in 
totally average
there’s a sale rn lmao
Well this was odd I couldn’t see the server
Just to show how good this game is...
I have been SO excited to play diablo 4. Like, counting down the days excited.
About 2 weeks before it's release, I finally started playing stardew. Got hooked
When diablo 4 released last weekend. I played it for maybe 2 hours. Stardew? I played for 16 hours.
straight?
Hmmm. Is fall 19th. Will fairy roses be able to grow in time assuming dsg...?
Which sucked cause i wanted to see about the whole modding stuff and making a mod about adding me into the game n stuff
Think I'm missing one day here to be able to do it..
No, bi
...or maybe 2 
last day for fairy rose is 16th not sure abt dsg tho
I didn’t know your spouse can get jealous 💀
I did a calculation and I think it’s fine
there's crop calendars in the internet that you can cjeck it on
LMAO 😭
Not straight. But two 8 hours sessions
Didn't want to have to open browser am on mobile rn 
damn that’s a long time
I have a photo but I don’t have pic perms yet lmaooo
When the game is good, you can barely tell as time goes by
I agree, although I get really tired from pc compared to mobile games
@hearty flint
oof
why the fuck would you ping ca
why not
I played on mobile the whole time
why are u gay
darkie pfp checks out
have fun in time out 🤨
and that's why we don't encourage trolls
is there a reason you pinged me?
man what did I fo
hello mr ca
hey
ah then yeah I could see why it took you 8 hours
because you are cool 🫡
hellooo 

alright, well thanks. I'm gonna get back to work
don’t forget to take breaks 
sorry for the interruption 
gang maybe i'm just silly but i started this save FOREVER ago and just picked the game up for the first time in months. i've met the wizard already, but when i go to talk to him he just says something along the lines of "if you don't have anything interesting to tell me then leave me alone" LMAO am i supposed to give him something or ???? i don't have any quests from him or anything but i also don't remember what happens when you first meet him; i'm avoiding his wiki page like the plague bc i don't want to ruin any surprises lol
did you get the community center cutscene with lewis?
if you give him gifts you might unlock some new dialogue
also talking to him daily works too
probably only cause you haven’t interacted much
^
i honestly don't remember 🤦♀️ i've done some stuff for the bundles so probably?? it's been so long LMAO
💀
anyone help me real quick in dm
i'll just keep giving gifts and talking to him !!! thx everyone : )
yep! also if youre finding it hard to get back into the game, maybe starting a new save might help u ease back into it
u can share ur concerns here <3
How
@stuck jewel I can't figure out who I'm missing to meet in town but can't send pic
Girl red vest green shirt
don’t worry, you’ll meet them all at festivals
red?
Two gold buttons
oh two gold buttons
my save was like almost fresh but not quite,, i was still only in year 1 spring and didnt want to go through all of the hassle of full restarting so i just started playing it but couldn't remember what early game stuff had happened and what hadn't so i kinda screwed myself LOL
yeah it’s most likely Marnie
ah i see 💀
@stuck jewel I dmd u
Have u talked to the npcs of juja shop?
nah they sent pics and apparently was looking for elliott 😭
elliott has long hair so I can see why they thought it was a girl
it doesn't work here
good tip to meeting everyone is that almost everyone goes to the bar
they don’t count for the quest
!elliot
Elliott has two t's in it...
!elliott
LMAOOOOOO
!elliot
Elliott has two t's in it...
it works in #governors-mansion

at least
we should have blobfish emotes
instead of pufferfish
I mean it’s cute but cmon blobfish
ooh u’re onto something

OH I DIDNT KNOW THAT ACTUALLY EXISTED LMAO
Wat up





Makes sense
Pufferchicken > regular chicken, regular pufferfish, blobfish u.u
makes sense



Happy Pride Monthh
HELP what’s a good food for early game (also yay pride month)
salads! (also happy pride month)
salmonberries but you can’t get them early on, only mid spring
if you animation cancel, theres another quick way to get golden cheese as a nice food source but not many players do that so 
ooh what I’ve never heard of this before
animation cancelling id describe as a very niche thing, it isnt necessary at all to play the game and i think not many people do it cuz iirc it needs a mouse with two buttons on the side?
oh I meant I know about animation canceling, I didn’t know about the cheese thing
OH LOl
yeah so when you get a fully grown cow
during the milking animation, you can cancel it and then keep redoing it
until the cow reaches max hearts
so you p much get large milk starting from the next day🧍♂️
ahh I have heard of it I remember it now
saving my current run rn tbh 🙏
Nice
it feels cheat-y but also beneficial
True
right 😭
Also is #archived-modded-support the place to ask about like templates n stuff
I’m interested in making my own mod n stuff ya know
there’s #making-mods-general
I know I just wanted to be sure
Year 1?
Depends. Prolly good to sell half of them, to fund future stuff, and then save half to turn into seeds for the first day of spring year 2
year 2
me personally, i never keep the barn near my house cuz i dont wanna listen to the moos so i keep forgetting to pet and milk em LMAO 🙏
out of sight, out of mind when it comes to my animals 💀
my cows are always like on my front porch and shit like back up 💀💀
imho, pick how many seeds you want to plant next year, and crush the strawberries now into that many seeds, then sell the rest (or artisan them)
ok
so like i can make strawberry jam
is that worth more than just strawberries
Yes
yes
putting crops in preserves jar or kegs always make them more profitable than just selling crops
Artisan goods are almost always better sale value than straight fruit/vegetable. But it costs time and it takes up space
bro i need a shed
isn't that true for everything?
A Stardew Valley crop profits calculator and visualizer.
i just have kegs and preserves jars and other junk just sitting around
yeap this is usually the case, just adding on that it isnt true for forageables tho!
Check the profit calculator I just posted
pretty much yea
what does it not work on?
honestly if you don’t have a lot of kegs/preserves jar yet to process them all, might as well sell the crops as is and then buy other crops with your money
salmonberries, blackberries and grape i suppose?
or increase the value
the time you’re going to waste processing them doesn’t make up for the profit
But, not everything should be put in jars or kegs. For instance, blueberries are a common cash crop, but the time it takes to make their artisan is too long for the increase in value. It would be better to can Melons than blueberries.
Cranberries too, but theyre kinda right at the cusp of being worth it imho
yea but still it does increase the prize
I have a lot of cranberry wine
I wonder what ancient fruit tastes like
Ive been investigating, so, for jars it's better melons, but for kegs, pale ale
Right?
I;ve never grown hops, so i dont know about beer
well yea i guess you could call cooking processing
but yea, in regards to your point, if the good takes time to process, it will always be better than iridium value of the ingredient
no u’re not wdym ):
I fully got that vibe from you
a nice knowledgeable person
love the name btw (and the lore behind it)
erase the uncle fact yep totally
Yes. I taught HS Science (bio, chem, earth & environmental)

nah, now i'm an accountant (weird career shift, i know)
i barely passed chemistry that was hard asf ☠️☠️
fr
stable job still
the math part of chemistry 😕
I love earth science, bio & chem are okay
Bru ong fr I took chem onramps, that shit was awful
😭
Earth Science is what i got my undergrad in
I'M STUDYING CHEM RN AND GOD KILL ME 😭 (bio is chill tho fr)
so I'm technically also a Geologist
you are officially one of my favorite people in this server
oooh thats cool!
surface level biology is fun
how often do you pick that profession in SDV lol
I always found ecology to be the best part of biology
This is my first save, but I actually took miner
I find coal to be the biggest limiting resource for myself lol
buy it 
later on ill change the profession
it’s such a struggle to find
for a resource you use a lot, it’s not as easy to get like wood or stone
yea, its purely random
some people do coal farming I think, just reset the mines every now and then
and so many of the things i wanna make take like 8 coal each.
so many of the recipes require coal too
I found going to lvl 41-45 in the mines to be a good farming method
just kill all the dustballs
Ive been reading that u can judt power farm it on ice levels in mine
Also, if it's year 1 people mass buy it from npc
inflation is too real
oh, i just looked it up, so after that first increase in price, thats it? like year 3 it doesnt increase again huh?
That sums it up
Would be painful paying 1k gold for one singular piece of wood in year 10 lmfao
eesh, 25k for 100 coal now
yea, imma farm lvl 41 for mine still. Maybe after I unlock the desert I can justify the price to pay for it
only need to sell over 700 parsnips
at that point, I’d just grow a tree farm
grow tree farm, crush trees into coal
Tinfoil Hat theory: Stardew Valley is set on a planet in the far far past. All the coal mining and tree processing raised the temperature of the planet to unustainable levels. the planet turned to a desert world. All life either died or left. Except the dwarves. They survived underground, and when people returned the now desert planet years later, they called the dwarves "Jawas" and the planet "Tatooine".

I think I have enough trees to do that lol
have you unlocked the quarry? and desert? can start a tree farm there too
Quarry yes, desert no (but will soon, since I have the funds to buy the bundles)
But rn I need to spend a good portion of winter cutting down the ridiculous amount of trees on my farm
I just let them grow for a year, and now they're so densely packed, you can't even walk through them
whew that was a good sauna
name checks out
yup
I want to visit so badly
in the summer lol, but before the bugs
yeeeeea
lol
i fear that it's just not possible
when does the hat shop sell different hats
can’t relate, 16 degrees is freezing to me
i actually just said like yesterday that you know finnish summer from the bugs, not the weather
The Abandoned House (also called the "Ruined House" on the in-game map) is a house located in the south of Cindersap Forest. A mouse takes over the building and opens a shop there selling hats to the player as soon as the first achievement is earned. All hats cost data-sort-value="1000">1,000g.
yea it unlocks more hats when you get more achievments
16 degrees IS freezing to me, but thats because i'm american so im using Fahrenheit. lol
LMAOO I’m talking Celsius
I think I would die if I witness snow
Southeast Asia
Oh yea, not gonna be any snow by you lol
only way I’d witness snow is if I travel
and hot weather for us is scorching for you
yes we have beautiful beaches
although I live in the city
and it’s a couple hours trip to get to the beaches
That’s dope
helllooo
Same for me. I live in Manhattan, so even though its close to the ocean, it takes a while to get to the beach
Florida beaches are top tier
depends on the beach, but in general, yea, Florida has some gorgeous shore lines
Do you fish at all?
always fascinated me how you could drive for 10 hours and still be in the same state
Texas has entered the chat
True Florida is so long
you drive 10 hours where I’m from and you’re in a province
driving in circles can keep you in the same state
lmaoo
aww now I miss the beach
it’s been a year
You said province are you in Canada?
no, I’m from Southeast Asia!
Persephone boots up a new save in SDV, with a beach farm
ACTUALLY my very first save was a beach farm 😭
??!!!?!!!
Oh wow that’s cool
mostly because I thought ah a beach farm would be aesthetically pleasing
holy heck that must have been tough
I didn’t play it through
but I remember my very first was a beach
only played for like 5 days and stopped
I think my next save will try the hilltop farm
but thats a long ways away
I like the idea of being able to fish and mine at my farm
apart from the standard, four corners and forest are the practical options
the rest are subpar
They are just for fun
maybe 4 corners, but it has a smaller quarry
the beach is cool cause of the crates that wash up
if sprinklers were allowed, it would be the best farm for me
Reached level 100 on the other mine
Thats a sign for me to stop going in to that mine
Nope, keep going!
make bars and sell them
Got a photo? always interested in seeing folks set ups
i have 11 days to grow something during fall
should i get 1 harvest of carnberries + 1 harvest of something else
or is there a better idea?
wasnt it12 a sec ago
days pass quickly man
get something else
cranberries regrow
you would only get 2 harvests in if you’re lucky
7 days grow + 5 days regrow would be 12 days so i'll get only 1 harvest
use speed gro
speed?
it’s not a bad idea
fertilizer
you could do pumpkins as well
they sell for 320g
Id vote for a single growth crop, not a reharvester for that limited amount of time
better return on investment
very accountant-minded of you
I studied the basics of accounting and absolutely did not have fun
to be fair, the professor was horrible
might have had a better experience if he was more patient
but yea, cranberry seeds cost 240 gp
and cranberries sell for 75g (2 cranberries each plant). So yea on avg you're gonna get like... 150 (not counting the 10% chance for a 3rd berry, or silver/gold quality).
In general you need 2 harvests to make a profit on cranberries
kinda funny that the town drunk is the only one who drives in game
plus Shane
i'm definitely not gonna get a 2nd harvest on cranberries with the time i have (11 days)
unless i use... something
so idk whether to plant cranberries or something else
pumpkins are out of the equations since 13 days
speed grow pumpkins
fertilizer
Guys this morning happened something really weird I stopped a taxi and the taxi driver started asking me weird questions and then he said that he was going to kidnap me and to call my parents or something like that he thought I looked really young and when I was starting to freak out he said he was joking
would fertilizers get me a 2nd harvest on cranberries?
if yes
wouldn't it get me more money to turn it to wine and sell
Amaranth. Bok Choy, Yams. Even Wheat would be fine to turn a quick profit before end of season
that’s horrible ): did you manage to report it
Know like
Is that even possible
Yea that's not a funny joke
That cab driver is deranged
if you remember any names or anything to identify the cab or the driver perhaps
You can report it to the taxi service the dude works for, and also ^
honestly it's prolly too late, you'd have needed to get a photo of his tag when in the cab.
unless it was uber
where you're trip is logged
True
You ladies have to deal with so much shit us guys never even dream of
Well I don't think is possible in this country idk
I’m so sorry it happened to you, keep your location on and send it to friends or family and if you’re using iphone, you can trigger an emergency button
I don't even had internet or how to call anyone that was the worse part
I literally thought he was going to kill me or something
@lavish basalt You need to keep a can of mace on your person. If you are consistently in situations where calling for help is unavailable, you need to carry protection in one form or another
well, maybe not "need" but I recommend it
and there are self-defense kits for women too, ones you could use to break car windows and such to get out of a situation
you could try to get a taser as well
If it was thru an online driving app, you can definitely report them to the company and have them removed hopefully
but unfortunately other than that, all I can say is sorry that sounds like a scary experience. I hope you're doing alright currently
Those car window breaker things are really cool
They have so many uses for self defense too
I should really buy one one of these days
Honestly hate that there has to be so much prep to go out..
In terms of self defence, grab their head and shove your thumbs as hard as you can into their eyes. It looks good on camera, doesn’t do permanent damage, but effectively deters an attacker. Either that or just sock them in the groin
I only ever use apps though so drivers can be tracked
Honestly they are.
Man, I wish I could just...go out and not worry about all this 😭 living in a dangerous neighborhood esp is not very fun lol
i'm sorry you all have to worry about this stuff
I live in a relatively safe neighborhood, I just hate how men stare so much
is it the first time you’ve seen a woman or something
some of them catcall from time to time or say hi but are clearly NOT looking at my face
💀 god I just got the ick from that
I don’t get why people stare. If you like a girl just actually talk to them and get to know them. Sometimes I’m disgusted by what other guys do.
they sexualize you lol
objectify atp 😭
Yeah.
I dont understand why they think its just...so easy to get a woman and think its by doing all the creepy shit that they do lol
and sometimes even a big majority of them are probably already in relationships
- some of the times the girls arent even of age, which doesnt seem to deter em at all lmfao
Might actually encourage them to do it
just...creepy and more creepy behavior
exactly 💀
always hated walking to school cuz of this
Again… the world is a messed up disgusting place sometimes
I've never catcalled anyone in my entire life. Not even when I was a bratty teen. It just seems so... disrespectful
when I was younger and I would walk with an older female family member, I’d notice guys always staring at her, so I would GLARE back at them so they feel uncomfortable
Ha.
and I try to call them out loud too so they get embarrassed, it works well in a public place
It does lol, they know its embarassing and not right to do yet they end up doing it for god knows what reasons
I hate that other people have to speak up for you for them to stop sometimes
Same.
well your views are refreshing
but man hate the fact that it IS refreshing
just wished this was the norm lmaoo
Facts
Same, in regards to your edit lol
LMAO well u guys are talking to one rn 💀
Lol
Hey I mean 🧍♂️ ...wait does that even count
It’s different online
its okay, y'all will get there 😭
my biggest advice would be to just listen
Again, same.
girls being friends with other girls? it’s a lot of telling each other stories
sometimes you just want someone to listen
I’m good at listening, it’s actually getting someone who wants to talk to me is the problem sometimes. But yeah that’s good advice.
okay tbf, I personally just..suck at talking no matter who they are lmao
I'd listen to anyone go on and on about their stardew farm tbt
Ha
it’s definitely nervewracking irl but I guess I personally got used to it because I didn’t want to have regrets
That’s a good motto.
Sometimes people appreciate listening too, if you got some genuine interests and someone's interested, you should ramble on too. It definitely goes both ways, to listen and to ramble too
also I’d reach out first in subtle ways like for example, I follow them on Instagram and I see them post some food or a song or such and I would reply saying “oh hey you listen to **?” or “where’d u get that food?”
I live in Nicaragua and my place is really not so accessible so i just take the first thing that stop that usually is a taxi, but I think I should just wait longer for the bus or something, I'm just answering now at what you said because my connection sucks
I’ve made so many friends that way, because we start finding something to talk about
Stay safe <3
Social media stories DEFINITELY help you're right oh my god, since most people post about interests which can make for talking points when trying to find common ground
also 90% of the time? those people are just as shy to reach out to you and wouldn’t mind having a friend to talk to so just.. say hi
I don't mean to discourage your advice, because it's good advice, but there is a key difference when a girl messages a guy out of the blue and when a guy massages a girl
oh for sure I understand!
that is also definitely true lol
that also depends if you’re trying to be friends or setting up romance
Just randomly walking up and start giving backrubs.
Yeah. There’s only one or two girls I can comfortably talk to, one of them I almost always talk about the hunger games with, and the other is very hard to describe. She’s just super comfortable with everyone I guess.
reminds me of this one person in my class before that’s so horribly disrespectful of personal space
Love the people like the 2nd one. It's like they have a special ability to bring everyone's guard down
Yeah.
I’ve had people tell me I’m like the 2nd and it’s so

Nice
Sorry to hear that. Side question, did they smell? In my experience it's always the stinky ones that have the worst understanding of personal space
I'd take half of Persephone's advice, just followin them on social media helps find out more about them that they put out about themselves. You mentioned that it gets easier when theres common ground, so maybe just being on the lookout for those kinda things in common on social media might help for irl talking points. Not sure if that made sense
Honestly I didn’t smell long enough to know because I always avoided him like the plague, he was really touchy
Yea Perse, I get the feeling you are definitely that 2nd type
aw thanks 
Some of the chillest people in my experience
It also sucks when people bring the whole asking people out thing into it. There was this one girl I liked talking to, but my friend kept trying to get me to ask her out IN FRONT OF HER.
🙏
I
or offer them things (I know that initially sounds weird but hear me out) once I was in a convenience store eating an ice cream and this guy sat across me because it was the only chair left, it was really hot outside so he was sweating bad, and I offered him my fan, a couple of minutes later he started a conversation
wtf is this chat are yall in high school
that’s a bad friend lmao I’d stay away from them
Alright, hour long train commute time! I can knock out 3 stardew days! check back with yall later.
Be well, stay safe, and happy farming this wonderful game of life folks!
only took you a couple hours before you started using Perse like most people lmao
See you!
Alright.
Hope that's okay! If you prefer me say the full name or a different nickname, I'll do that
not at all, Pers or Perse works since Persephone is a long name 
Persephone is a fun name to type. It’s from Greek mythology right? Hades’ wife?
yess
Noice
she’s my favorite goddess
Famous enjoyer of pomegranates
and coincidentally, my favorite bachelor is Elliott who loves pomegranates
the world works weirdly
omg elliott enjoyer
I can never think of her without also thinking of cereal jokes.
it pleases the words of affirmation girlie in me
cereal jokes?
If you’ve read Percy Jackson you’ll get it.
Elliot is top tier. Not a child or a project. Just an adult who knows how to enjoy the pleasures of life. (Usually the beach)
She’s the goddess of the harvest which is like wheat and stuff
oh I haven’t yet but I do plan to
I only know her from greek mythology
Percy Jackson novels are amazing
It’s great.
and have you seen that gorgeous hair
If you like Greek mythology, I highly recommend it
I read through them just geeking out at all the references they throw in there to mythology
Same
Norse and Greek mythology are my two favourites. Honestly most mythology is just interesting
Pffft
I’m pretty he has some muscles too
Does he? I mean it would make sense…
Elliot is definitely "the guy she tells you not to worry about, but you should totally worry about"
What would you worry about him? I don’t really know his story.
he’s an author
Ah.
he’s very romantic
Oh.
the most romantic out of all the bachelors
You can’t mention this here
okii I deleted it
Yeah thanks just remember to read the pins :)
By worry about him, I mean, you worry about him being Mr. Steal Yo Girl
Have any of you guys seen that one TikTok/YT shorts video about the guy who locked himself in a chest freezer for some reason, making a TikTok BEFORE calling the police?
Oh. Haha
Aight I shall be back after i have consumed sustenance
(Aka eat supper)
no but i’m sure #town-square or #adventurers-guild would love to hear about it

Bruh i just wanted to upgrade my axe to silver but didn’t had anough money (I needed 400 extra) so i went to the store to sell and found out it was wednesday…
MY CHICKEN DIED
Rest in peace
This is what I get when I leave the door open😔
y did u close it on them 😭😭😭😭
they only die when u lock them out
and even so it’s only a chance lol
I forgot

I just leave my doors open
same
😂
rest in peace chicken 
RIP
fuck it, math time
pumpkins vs cranberries
Pumpkins:
-
buy price 100 per seed
-
sell price 352 per pumpkin
could be harvested a maximum of 2 times (without fertilizers)
first harvest 352 per pumpkin (13)
second harvest 704 per pumpkin (13)
**252%, 603% profit **
when turned to juice -
sell price 1007 per juice
first harvest 1007 coins (4)
second harvest 2014 coins (4)
907%, 1914% profit
26 days + 8 days -
Each pumpkin gives at maximum potential +1914 coins per 34 days
**Cranberries: **
-
buy price 240 per seed
-
sell price 82 per cranberry
could be harvested a maximum of 5 times (without fertilizers)
first harvest 82 coins (7)
second harvest 164 coins (5)
third harvest 246 coins (5)
fourth harvest 328 coins (5)
fifth harvest 410 coins (5)
-65%, -31%, 2.5%, 36%, 70% profit respectively based on no. of harvests
**when turned to wine: ** -
sell price 315 per wine
first harvest 315 coins (7)
second harvest 630 coins (7)
third harvest 945 coins (7)
forurth harvest 1260 coins (7)
fifth harvest 1575 coins (7)
31%, 162%, 293%, 425%, 556% profit respectively based on no. of harvests
27 days + 35 days -
Each cranberry gives at maximum potential +1334 coins per 62 days
In conclusion
Pumpkins give 43% more money than cranberries, and take 28 less days both at base value, and max potential
pumpkins are better than cranberries change my mind.
Dont they grow in different seasons tho. Or am I stupid
Well, most people just go unga bunga regrowing crops best
they both grow during fall
they are both in fall
When in actuality this is not the case a lot of the time..
So im just stupid
pumpkins are better than cranberries if you have kegs or jars
also what’s annoying tbh is cranberry seeds are super expensive
so apparently you have to replant pumpkins therefore my math is wrong
ok time to do another calculation
see you in 3 days
Ok?
in my save i had 676 slots and I put pumpkins for them
so many pummykins
it cost me 67600 but if it was cranberries that’s like 160k 💀
pumpkins are so cool
Fr
Counterpoint: some folks like to only plant 1 day a month
But yes, your math is sound
no it's not
The math just sounds?
in the calculations i took in consideration that pumpkins regrow
DIDN'T KNOW THAT I NEED TO REPLANT THEM
so, math is wrong
Why is the best map(hill-top) so inconvenient 💔
Also, did you calculate that each cranberry has multiple fruits?
Pumpkins are still better bc cranberry seeds cost so much
he can hear text it’s ok
and also pumpkins are a lot easier to keg or jar
it’s impossible to keep up with cranberries tbh
💀💀
So double all the numbers for cranberries. Since you get 2 each harvest (not counting the 10% chance for a 3rd)
Imho cranberry and blueberry should be sold straight, not processed. Save processing for stuff like melons or pumpkins
more is almost always better
yea and if ur selling cranberries raw vs pumpkins kegged or jarred then pumpkins really start to win
Yea but then you need the infrastructure to pickle a whole pumpkin harvest
My current fall I have 200 cranberries, and 40 pumpkins. Gonna process the pumpkins, and sell the berries (after I crush enough seeds to have next year's planting ready)
if i fertilize a tile and put pumpkin seed on it
after i harvest the pumpkin
if i want to put another pumpkin seed on it, do i need to refertilize the tile?
Did I just scroll past cranberry math
💀 maybe keep scrolling
Also, when you have alot of berries, you can get super satisfying x999 sell screens like this
no
wait do fertilizers stay forever?
Sounds suspicious Vil
the fertilizer stays until
- a crop dies on it
or - the land gets untilled
ok not keep scrolling like mod wise but like keep scrolling cuz it wasn’t worth reading 😭
ok time to go for a walk
At ten to eleven? odd walk time
ok usually I go a lil earlier but oops I was playing sdv and lost track of time

I think we all can relate
wait jay do u live in the middle of a farm or something 
Personally my growing looks smth like this:
- Spring: Rhubarb for wine, strawberries for jelly. End up processing the strawbs throughout summer. Also have af and sf from redacted places, but shh. New farmers.
- Summer: Go all in on starfruit. Starfruit wine is stonks
- Fall: Pumpkins. Can pickle some of them and keg the others. Depends on how much starfruit backlog i have.
Winter is chill bc less crops to process.
so what's the difference between a junimo and a forestr spirit?
lol
Pretty much every night this past week I've gone to bed at 2am....
Only because my game tells me "it's getting late" and I realize the real world time matches the game time
Anytime i dont have strawbs or spare pumpkins to process i can jar my roe that's been stockpiling throughout the year.
LMAO
Why is it my fault 
cuz i saw u talking and ur alwuas in seasoned so u tricked me into thinking this was seasoned
You don't come here often enough then
I DO FR
I do double time 
Tbh am considering tryna gst artisan role lmao
But like. Ya i talk in here when ppl want their questions answered 
I appreciate you kat

streams where no backseating is allowed are so hard for me
bc i love helping people too much
oh em gee gat piss role arc?!?!
I'm weird with streams. I only watch games I don't own
felt
I think I've watched like, 1,000 hours of KSP streams from 1 creator. Never have played the game. But know a ton about it lol
💀
now that yallre calling it piss maybe not
everyone calls it piss (ok maybe not everyone but most of our friends shh)
New farmer out of the loop, why is purple considered piss?
are yall talking about artisan
I think they're talking about server roles
piss role 
ye
stinky pissers
!sebastian
💀
:)
Hey does the golden scythe gather more fiber grass or fiber grass seeds compared to using a sword or an ordinary scythe?
Good question
It has a higher chance of cutting hay from grass and has a larger radius than normal scythe
Doesn't affect fiber as far as I know
I'm very upset right now, all bad things are happening to me today. dollar increase. family problems. No freedom. A great night to sleep with anger and hatred to world. No matter how hard I work, it's worthless. I spend 11 hours a day working, but I get a worthless amount of money like nothing. Why do I have to suffer this pain?
this is a wendys
I don't what to say man. I hope you find some comfort.
On bad days I always listen to this, helps me calm down.
https://youtu.be/RhfHed14cNc
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Hey! Im new to the server, ive been playing stardew since it came out just about. I have a really weird question to ask of anyone really I know y’all are probably like uhhh. Lol. I am not promoting or anything, but I am doing a statistics project, and the first part is just gathering numerical data on a topic so I chose how many games are in someone steam library. Totally anon and whatever. I don’t want to get kicked from here bc I’d love to stay and show pics of my farm etc but I chose discord for my sample population and I am falling short from my other channels! If this is ok pls let me know! My name is Savannah, and I am excited to be here (:
So I have a dumb little survey on google I can send it’s totally voluntary and I hope this isn’t weird I just have no where else to try bc I love stardew and figured it was a safe attempt to ask people!!
Also if its totally not cool that’s fine I’ll share pics of my sheds and my house anyways hahahaha
Because of #rules rule 8, idk if this is allowed, but welcome! You could message the bouncer bot to ask if this is okay? Other than that I’m not sure lol sorry
OK SEND IT TO ME
OK!!!!!💕💕
u can dm it
directly and it sends a message to mods so its like talking to an actual person
Thanks friend. But İ need a VPN to open YouTube
The bouncer bot on the sidebar, just dm :) it lets the mods read the messages without directly dming them !
Y’all the best
Also where do I post pics of my farm it’s not letting me add it on here 😂
I used to think "Machine Gun Kelly" was a type of tomislav
You can use #images-and-memes until then! :)
i know in #images-and-memes has no level cap though so u can do it whenever
Im laughing Im sorry


theres usually sales for sdv
this girl?


