#stardew-valley
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wait im gonna try it
u can live in one house but game mechanic is u gotta have two houses
How many people are playing
2
Did you send the person an invitation code that you get?
if it continues ask people in #vanilla-tech-support
alright thank u again
No worries.
Hi guys~ 😊
Hiii
Hello
I'm looking for someone to play with is anyone online now?? :3
I em :3
add meeee 😇
Done
On discord
YO guys
Yes
anyone online i wanna try if someone can connect to my farm
I can try if you want
FGBC9STGE5X
You could have sent that in dms
just join
idn
steam friend code?
what
its easyer for peole to do that then invites
how
just add them on steam then thy can join
where invite code?
lol
i did
send then a invit to world via steam
wait can u try to send me to ur farm
uhh sure but i don't have a coop one i wold have to make one
can u make one
accept friend request @eternal parrot
FGBCKJUS2F8
What the fuck
someone joined
not me
okay
me
i see

closed connection
Guys, Imma in winter Y1 now.
How can I make money this season
Fish
Cause no crops😭
Mine
Mine and sell gems
Ah, I actually want to complete the gold bundle
Planting winter seeds, mining, selling gems, upgrading tools, etc.
So, I can enter ||desert||
Upgrading tools= bye bye money
💸💸💸
upgrading tools = less energy used = more time mining and finding sources of income.
But yea, I will probably upgrade all to gold quality at least
Iridium pic is very useful to have tho if you can afford it
Just my two cents' lol
Me poor

Think you should spoiler this
Your advice was considered by my pea cat brain
Why?
Is that a spoiler thing
Read the pins :)
Oof buy wood is expensive
Animals are a good way to make money
Gay.


Gay.
What's the range of a scarecrow?
!scarecrow
thx

how do you guys only place spoilers for a part of your message
!spoiler
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Different quality grains of coffee dont pack in the keg?

what season do u get pomegranate fruit in
Fall iirc
u cant 'get' it in normal way
fall for bear fruits
fruit bat and trav merc works too, albeit random
@scarlet lava read the governor message
double |
and also close with double | too
|| do i lose any items if i fall asleep in sc||
yes
shit
If your hp goes down to 0 yeah
Not if it hits 2am
is not getting ||iridium|| in ||sc|| up until floor 31 bad luck
well then i just left for nothing lul
Not really
just bought the game any advice?
just have fun generally
this is slow paced game unless u re speed runner
nothing to hurry abuott
Have fun
you dont lose items you only lose 10% of your money, but it caps at 1000g so if you have like, 100000g you wont lose 10000 only 1000
Wah
Welcome
i'm not really into doing things quickly but i wanted to know like anything useful
anyway
bye
Welcome to the server!
Actually, if you die in a mine you lose items. Happened to me in floor 90.
but only if you die
That’s what I said
How does one add modes anyway
ah okay i misinterpreted it
mods?
Yes
Np. 
Finally got the Galaxy hammer
you need to install smapi
You should ask this in #modded-stardew
also yea ^^^
Is that post cc? If so please spoiler it.
no
you should still spoil it
np
its a later game item
you need to complete the vault to get it
I’m not even close to doing that. 
but its also a secret item technically
you need a secret note to find it pretty sure
That explains why I have not heard of it.
without using wiki or prior knowledge
just spoiler it
Thanks Dragon
most people dont know what it is and it can be confusing
wdym by that
maybe he want to revert save data 1 day before
go back to the day before the game files
yeah
in that case, there should be backup save somewhere if its pc ver, im not sure for console.
#vanilla-tech-support might know better.
ty
should i max out my pickaxe or my axe first
up to you, but personally I find that upgrading pickaxe past bronze pick has lower returns early game
so my upgrade goes usually copper pick > copper, steel, gold axe > steel pick
your mileage may vary
everyone has diff priority
in my case, i need big investment so i max pickaxe first
and i dont upgrade my watering can and hoe despite have 200 crops outside.
pickaxe!
If you are deep enough then I recommend going to steel, it saves a lot of energy and time progressing through. For example I go to Copper at floor 40, then go to steel pick for 80-120.
If you aren't at one of those stages it's definitely worth it to slot something else in for an upgrade
Yo
im actually asking for which i should upgrade to iridium
I can't figure out the damn mermaid thing on ginger island, I followed what videos said but it's not working
How do i walk
wasd
gotta ask #stardew-spoilers for that, #stardew-valley is for early game before CC/Joja
or left joystick if u have one
How do i switch to ijkl instead
Oh then completely up to you, whatever you need first. I normally grab iridium pick first because it helps me grab more iridium if I run outa bombs
much joke.
im on my 8th captcha trying to find out how to change keybinds one minute
i love assslime
i know what a BUS looks like i swear
okay okay im back, genuinely took 12 whole captchas
somewhere in the options menu is all i got
very valuable use of my time and yours i know
will find more info
yeah okay just menu, options, scroll down i believe
should see it
at least 1 ancient seed at just below 1%
steel doesn't save much energy going from 80-120 tbh
you still crack the basic rocks in two swings with copper
burglar ring doesnt increase the chance, it rolled the drop chance twice
meaning u get 2 100% chance drops.
But the ores... it saves a swing when breaking those... and those are what get me killed the most because I'm like "oooo shiny, ima bite it"
git gud 
point is if you're rushing down the mines to 120, then it's not worth going past copper. If you're farming floors 80-120 for gold, then it's definitely worth upgrading
Hm maybe but what about when the ladder is under the ore 🧐
then it's one swing, not the end of the world
1 swing+all the ones that were used on the regular rocks...
you could definitely hit 120 without breaking any gold nodes
the chance of you needing to break one on a floor is very small
also bombs are cool
Shhhh let me fuel my addiction
2000 wood for 100k oof hurts
pretty much ye
With the amount of grubs between 15 and 29 mines, they're not that rare
do the juicy bug meat wanted task and knock out two birds w one stone ^^
bc if u kill 100 grubs and theres a 1% chance of it dropping then statistically u should get one!
Is that truly how statistics work tho?
Because if you look at it from the opposite side killing 1 grub you have 99 chances not to get one.
well there is a difference between the actual ratio and the statistical ratio. the statistics come from an average. so on average out of 100 grubs slain, one ring was dropped. that could range anywhere any number of times but the average is one
that means in some data pools no ring was found, in some 5 could be found
imo at least if ur doing another quest at the same time if urs ends up being a run in which no ring was dropped, it doesnt feel entirely wasted!
but thats just me
But theoretically, if you kill 10000 grubs then you should be able 2 get 2 rings out of atleast one of those 10000 by your logic.
Does anyone find magnetism not working properly? I have equipped glowstone ring and magnet ring and they don't seem to apply magnetism. Maybe it's caused by me having "Extra Ring Slots" mod?
i dont quite follow, is there a statistic on a single grub dropping multiple rings?
No, but 1% of 1% would be 0.01%
well if the game allows that possibility then yea, on average killing that many grubs should yield that result
It's only possible if the grubs have 2 separate 1% chance drops of the same item
Wich I doubt, because then the thing would be 2% not 1%
I like that new farmers come in and see this discussion 😂
I don't even know what item we're talking about or what a grub is tbh 
i say on average because technically when a program is using a percentage likelihood to determine the result of an action it does not consider previous outcomes to determine the outcome of the next roll. like flipping a coin, it doesnt consider if the previous flip results in heads or tails, it just has a 50% chance of landing on one rather than the other
little guys in the foresty levels of the mines
We need a coin flip in stardew valley

Oh wait we have it at the fair...
Well the sdv fair got a spin the wheel
Ye
But it's biased towards green
Statistics still say that out of 100 bug meat collected, one would expect to get that 1% time once
Why it pulsate like that
It's 25% 75% tho
But isn't there a chance of not getting bug meat?
Idk
yes, thats how statistics work, but theres variation is what i was trying to convey
yea
like, i did the juicy bug meat wanted quest i mentioned, which is to get 100 pieces of bug meat for willy and i didnt get an ancient seed. granted i did not ONLY kill grubs i also killed the flying bugs in order to complete the order on time, so i maybe have had less than 100 grubs slain (depends on how many bugs didnt drop meat)
so thats potentially a set of 100 data points without the 1% occurring, but that 1% is an average taken and not absolutely guaranteed
Wait I thought the burglar's ring was from the dust Sprite eradication goal
it is
wait did i say rings?? i think originally we were talking abt ancient seeds
yea
i think there was a separate convo happening that i saw that confused my brain lmao mb
very sorry for the confusion i fixed it
ancient seeds are like super rare drop
and u have to have good luck
else ur life will be a misery
i was thinking abt the burglars ring bc i still need to finish that goal to get it and i was thinking thats what ill do when im free to play sdv later
bro i made such a big mistake
i left my pc on overnight and skipped like 23 days of spring and im in year 2
i didnt get to grow cauliflower last spring for the community center and i wanted to this year but now i cant bro
and im losing all that money i couldve made from strawberries 😭
dude that blows 😭
The new game button appears
bro ive spent like 70 hours on this one save im not gonna stop now 😭
once you guys get your green house you can grow anything in there that's what I do
i cant get my greenhouse without the cauliflower bro
RIP
and animal goods
Honestly fair, but I kinda see that as 70 hours I've worked on bettering myself for my new save
There's a way to go back one day, but 23... I don't think so
what if i just like
go back 1 day at a time
lol
the save folder is so mixed up though
Your odds are calculated based on failure of 99%, so on the second try your odds of failure are .99x.99=.9801, or just a tick over 98% failure, or 2% chance of success.
Every time thereafter you multiply the previous result by .99 to get your next odds of failure, so the third try it's .970299.
Your odd increase only slightly less than 1% but the increase will drop by 50% by the 50th try and increase even less as you go on.
Due to the nature of the equation, you can never reach a 100% chance of success.
all the different days are scattered across the save files its horrible
Huh. I only have "Farmname" and "Farmname.old"
Farmname is last morning, and dotOld is morning before
nah im playing modded on pc
can i know if i already donated an item to the museum?
If the item says "Gunther can tell you more about this"
Or if it doesn't appear in the "What you sold / found" screen in your inventory
If you have some form of save mod then maybe. I play modded as well and only have those 2 files.
mhm mhm ok thank uu >_<
i really need that cauliflower
i wish there was someone else other than the trader that sold plants that were already ready
Steal one from pierre
how do i do that
Jk, you can't do that
all he sells is seeds lol
if only
He has a garden in the back
u could randomly get it as a gift from an npc, i just got one from caroline yesterday
specifically caroline. no other npc gifts crops. You can save scum the crop she sends, btw. Once you get a letter from Caroline, reset the day until the contents are to your liking
Caroline does
Idk tooltip says its pierres garden when you click it, but idc
oh smart smart
I don't feel like my capitalist strawberry emporium is threatened by a dude with 6 sunflowers in his backyard
are crab pots fr working
Are they worth it you mean?
Na if they work at all
Wait a day
its been a few
Yep, you gotta stick bait in it and wait until tomorrow
If you don't bait it, it won't catch
Tho why driftwood and newspapers are attracted to bait is beyond me
and they worth it?
Nope
You can figure out the odds using the Scientific calculator function in Windows. Look for the exponent or power button, which is an "x" with a small "superscript" small elevated "y".
Enter the odds of failure, which in this case is .99. Press the xy power button (right below the square root button) and then enter the exponent, or number of tries, say 100 in this case and hit "=" or equals.
It gives you a result of 0.36603234127322950493061602657252.
Round up to a 37% failure rate, giving you a chance of success of 63% in 100 tries.
Of course, your odds for each individual try are always the same 1%; this reflects your odds of getting a hit SOMEWHERE in the first 100 tries.
However. You can do whatever you'd like!
Crab pots are great for easy refined quartz if you have the recyclers for it
Plus if your fishing is lvl 10 and you chose crab pots at lvl 5 you can be able to get fish and items without using bait
Idk if I shoud have put that in a spoiler
!?!?!?! Crab pots
Yeah! :>
You don't have to
Wait a min yoshigake kira!?!?!

They're worth it if you want to get fishing xp and some fish while putting zero effort in
should i just like restart
restart what
because i know alot more about the game now and stuff
ur save?
i missed a whole month bc i left my pc on overnight
Kitty
na keep going
Smol kitty
so im debating restarting bc im not waiting a whole year to get some cauliflower for the community center
Do you have something that automatically skips dialogue???
its fun sticking with the same world
can get it from traveling cart tho
and theres other stuff to do
yeah but its not like the chances are high
when you pass out you have to press buttons to wake up
but i wanna rebuild the community center
First saves (if it is) are a good way to learn, look back and improve 
Days don't just happen you get end of day recap and dialogue when you pass out
go make friends with caroline @dawn badge
i didnt skip anything it kind of just happened idk why
completing my cc in year 3 probably slow for people but im not restarting over one thing
I think the end of day recap gets skipped if you earn no money that day
life pro tip, ship something every day
Who doesn't like money
money money money its so funny
in a rich mans world
No, idk who that is. My name is Kosaku Kawajiri and I'm a salesman
Heh
A salesman with hand fetish
eyyyy

oh that sucks for someone whos accidentally afk for such a long time
Indeed 
the other day i was so upset bc i paused my game to go get my fiancee from work and when i came back it was unpaused and i had passed out (,:
yeah i didnt earn money while i was afk 😭
yeah its happen to me a few times
i dont get what happened with my save tho because i didnt get the passing out dialogue
ik i didnt click anything so idk how i skipped it
PEAMCHYY
the other day i just got a letter in the mail the next day from harvey
CRRAABBY HI
well i only got 1 letter from harvey over the span of the 23 days my pc skipped while it was on
like "teehee u passed out i billed u money bc ur stupid"
He probably didn't bill you 23 times because you were in your bed for 22 days
i thought if u pass out in ur cabin u dont lose money?
yeah but how did i skip the dialogue the first time 😭
or am i imagining that
if it was a letter then there wasnt a dialogue
no lose money just energy if u pass out in house
how i skipped the dialogue on the first day that i passed out
isnt there dialogue when you pass out
Is it random whether joja or Harvey saves you?
theres dialogue when u lose all ur health
no...u just get a letter
oh its when you lose your health
for just passing out not dying btw
yk what ima restart for the hell of it
gl!
?
pretty much yes
ive never had joja save me but also i try to avoid passing out as much as possible
yes
Did you watch jojo fully
You're charged more but you're at full energy
i see
Yeah, and I'm about to start reading part 9. By the look of November rain, jodio gonna be my fav jojo
jodio is such a funny name, like i get its jojo and dio but i read it like rodeo with a j
I am watching it and I am not sure about when part 2 startd
how do you mean? are u watching on netflix? bc they put parts one and two in the same season for some reason. part two starts when joseph is introduced if thats what u mean?
part three is jotaro i dont know which episode off the top of my head but iirc theres a flash forward at the end of part two the leads into the first episode of part three
its been a minute since ive seen parts 2 and 3 though
Netflix makes all the anime episodes together?
I still find it funny how I know most of the story of jojo from memes
If I remember part 1 only has 9 episodes
part one is very short but so much happens in each episode. then later parts are drawn out so long its hilarious in comparison
like my fiancee and i have been watching part 6 together, and a friend of ours started watching from the beginning w us and the contrast in style and speed is wild
Yeah
Runny fondue ig lol
Fondue is cheese and wine but you don't just drink it with a spoon 
lmao lol
hi everyone! i just started this game today lol
learning my way around it
hey!
welcome
ANOTHER CRAB !?!??!??!? THERE ISNT ENOUGH PLACE FOR 3 CRABS IN THIS SERVER MATE
:0
Welcome! It's a great game. You're in for a lot of fun.
thank u! it has been digitally downloaded since 2019 but i just never got around to actually jumping in lol
its great i love it
i would always start and then kinda get bored and give up
but i watched youtube videos and i have friends that are helping so im prepared 😎
fight to the death!!
Welcome! If you have any questions feel free to ask! Other than that, good luck and have fun

Make sure it's updated to 1.5!
it is! i updated it this morning before starting ^_^
Well she is a yeeclaw crab and I am a warrior crab I dont think we need to
Nice! Have fun!
oop
Is soup cheese?
No
:0
silly question
but if it is raining outside do i have to water my crops?
i assume not but i just wanna make sure >.>
No
Irl
ty!
No you dont need yo
How long u been playing the game?
gae
2 hours 
Oh wow u new
Ask me any questions if u got any :))
I feel you I just started a new farm on my PC and I feel like such a new player again
Ah yes grubby hubby
I need loads of the silver ore to make bombs for the mines, is it best to buy it or mine it?
.5% idk with the ring
Only buy if you’re rich rich
Ok thank you
I got 6 mil 🤯
Also you can ||buy bombs from the dwarf||, which may be cheaper? You’d have to calculate
That cheaper ye
Tried selling the dog/cat?
Also btw this is a exploit but clone your purple cat thing and get the ore and smelt it to make 120k per day
If u need money
Nooo poor grubby
Yeah much more. It’s a smallll chance to get from grubby
Yeh takes about 190k to start the business
I usually get one seed and then keep seed making till my ||greenhouse|| is full
.5 chance
how do i know when the parsnips are ready for harvest :0
Also plant your first ancient seed DONT give it to the stupid museum he will destroy it ☺️
How many lightning rods will I need to make sure my farm is safe by the first thunderstorm in summer?
interesting okay thanks guys!
Yeh
So then how do I stop lightning from destroying crops on my farm?
They don’t
Plants can get hit im pretty sure
I don’t think it can
Yeah they can I’m like 90% sure
That’s never happened to me
Hmmmmmmmmm
Check the wiki
It just removes 1 crops on average and has a .9%
That’s what wiki said
So ur fine

Gay shard let’s gooo
Also this answers your question @bronze quarry I don’t think there’s a certain amount
Very rare tho
Okay also what's the rate that lightning strikes anyways
As lightning strike random tile, it has chance to strike crops
chance to intercept = 1 - (number of charged lightning rods / total number of lightning rods)²
Yeh but rare
I think it has a chance to strike every time 10 minutes pass in-game
the wiki said every 10 minutes so does that mean it will strike about 96 times a day? at a 25% chance of each strike hitting a "feature tile"?
Better be safe tho even it's rare
More luck, more strike
There are way more problems in stardew to worry
😭 I accidentally clipped behind the boulder at the train station and I can't get out
L
L
Okay
Go up :)
Huh
I wouldn't go there
Why not
One last thing about lightning I guess, does it still strike even when you go to sleep or can you skip any risk of lightning strikes if you just sleep through a thunderstorm day
It's meant to be accessed at a certain point
Btw remember if u get a good luck day to restart to get more luck!!
I have a question about the ||greenhouse|| can I grow anything in there any season any time?
If you go there beforehand, it's probably going to destroy the feels
yes
why are u so stress about this??
Isn't it only summer crops?
The point of the greenhouse is any season
fertilizer ||doesnt die too once you apply it as long as theres something planted on it||
You can ||grow any crop in there, as if seasons didn't exist||
Okay I won't
no?
okay
You can bring it up, but you can't talk about what it do
i suppose lightning's just not as bad as the wiki makes it out to be, i thought like it could destroy multiple important things on your farm if you weren't prepared for it
Ok thanks everyone, I included the spoiler thing just to be safe
I have played for 150+ hours and never seen lightning hit crops
Unlucky?
What's the best way to gather clay?
clay farming at the beach
Btw it’s just a chance for lightning to strike every 10 mins, having a few lightning rods will keep you save, but also don’t worry too much about it! 
look up a guide
thanks.
Is tomato soup soup truly?
k, thx guys
If clay farming is too difficult, as it can be hard to learn, just hoeing tiles on the beach is a slower alternative.
okay thank you! I appreciate it
Usually I get them from artifact spots, but they are few and far between
is clay farming all seasons
You can still upgrade your hoe or whatever and bulk-till the ground
Ye
If you're talking about the pattern clay farming, you can't do it in winter. The winter forageables mess up the pattern.
I choose the wrong pet what do I do can I kill the stupid dog?
Oh! I need to do that!
You were the one that picked the dog
At the very start in creation
Accidentally
Oof
There's a way to change the appearance, but for some reason doesn't let you swap cat/dog
Idk
Evaluation point
Human emotions are overrated
I chose the dog once. Damn thing wouldn't stop barking. I deleted that save and started another one with a cat again. Much quieter.
Also being coot
Pet is for good feelings and fun
Damn
Makes the farm feel a bit more lively, gives you an extra job of the water bowl, and ticks a box for ||Grandpa||
The cats bite tho. Dogs don’t
Huh
I love dogs. But my dogs have all known when to shut up, unlike the game one.
I love my dog! She can bark all she wants to!
If cats bite u you could bleed maybe if a dog bites u you dead
Ye but stardew dogs are big
I haven’t seen anyone say that their dog bit them in the game
Does luck effect the ore you get
No
Ok thanks
It does let you change the pet, at least on pc.
Cats don’t bite in the game what your argument
Maybe, the nodes seem to appear more but it probably doesn't effect the actual ore drop
Yes they do. Ppl have commented on it
Buddy my cat in stardew doesn’t bite me?
Dogs bite in this game?
I can assure you that animals in stardew don’t bite you. The only pet interactions allow you to pet them and sometimes they will sleep on your bed.
What
I was at the quarry and I just was scared of breaking the iridium stone
That’s what they said
It is very incorrect. I can promise you no such thing exists
I recall the dog sleeping on the default rug sometimes
I've never seen my dog bite
Yeah. Unless those ppl were lying
He good boi
Probably a mod they thought was a actual game mechanic
No
Well yes pets can sleep anywhere, but I meant player interactions.
There's one person that either trolled or thought that the villagers were other players for some reason
my dogs are on the end of my legs
I think you may have been bamboozled
They definitely were I have played 150+ hours and that’s never happened plus the wiki doesn’t mention that
People have commented on lots of stuff in this game that has only happened in their heads.
Ye
Most likely
the stardew animals bite??
Yeah. I was too gullible about the cat bite posts.
No
They don’t
🧍♂️
Why
misinformation spreader fr
(A learning moment)
Just the fish. Otherwise you'd never catch them with fishing rod. 😆
Sorry for the misinformation. I was bamboozled!
Your good
Thanks
Wow
oo no i haven't yet
It cool
No worries.
I wonder if there's a mod to add the seasonal events like on the board game, like I recall one where Joja polluted the water or something so trash is more common for a bit.
Mods irl?
Mods for the video game to replicate board game events
U played the game?
I haven't but I've seen a video on how to play it
Guys there is a war going on in town square
You might ask in #modded-stardew . They'd have a better chance at being able to answer that.
Wat????
(Runs to go look)
Nah, it's just a wedding with an open bar. Happens all the time. 😝
Oh, you mean the channel, not the Pelican Town Square.
Nevermind.
Lol
Found an example from a youtube video both playing / describing the rules
To be fair, there's always a war going on in #town-square , too. Best to avoid the place.
I hide that channel already 😂
It’s crazy in there!
🕴️ thats y i have the channel muted
Do I need to spread out my lightning rods?
Not necessarily
I put all lightning rod in a spesific area so i can check and get battery easier rather than remembering where all the lightning rod are
And it works fine with all of them bunched together?
I still have that channel on
I sometimes sneak and sniff whatever is going on there
Well actually it's occasionally
hm i talked in there when i was coming back to the server and this troller scared me off 💀 i cant tell when people are being serious in there // happened multiple times lol
wait, i've never figured this out before but is it more efficient to put starfruit in the seed maker, or just to buy the seeds?
Just buy it
It's hard to tell when you have to imagine their tones
And besides my experience with public servers is limited since I've only been to 2. This and another one a small pvp minecraft server that I used to go to
💀 like they were being unnecessary rude i get if its with ur friends but i didnt even know them😭 like ik when yall are joking but the troller was acting really serious i thought
anyways sdv right?!
One is sdv the other is a small minecraft pvp server I used to join
Actually how many public servers have you joined? Just curious since my experience with them isn't much
Yes, still works fine
I sure do love the hit farming sim, stardew valley
Amazing game 10/10
But really tbh everyone's looking for an excuse to be an douchebag
25 buut most of them was for the emotes when i had the nitro
That's quite much
Hello chat
Not at all. Anywhere on the farm is good. Mine are usually grouped together in a corner somewhere.
Skill issue
/J love you peamchy
🕴️ i only chat here and the server i have with my friends tehehe
I will proceed to put you in a mayo machine
Oh I see. I usually join servers to chat
More than 75% of servers I joined I don't speak much there anymore
Hello fellow human
Im no human. I am joja
-peachy the totally normal human and not a giant sentient peach
i used to speak in the animal crossing dc and some twitch streamer's server but now i dont lmaoo
Hello fellow creatures then
Oh. Well the pvp server I joined I used to speak a lot
Creatures, are we breathing as fine in such great existence?
Such existence that makes us, us?
Ofc we do to enjoy sdv right? Right...?
Well I was until the tail was lost

Man I got to find a long substitute to make myself one
Actually scrap that I could tape myself to a scarecrow as one

You alright?
you should go watch this it was my first big gig!!!! 🙏🙏💕😎
May I borrow that tail of yours?
omg im a big fan of your giant peach 🙏
get your own
Um
Pretty please?
🙏 ilysm
My tail gone unfortunately
I heard the book was a lot darker. To be expected with Disney, of course.
Thats no peach. Thats a whole ass SCP
L
Well at least I could permanently borrow one in some way
Do they get eaten as a peach?
Nobody likes my comment 🥲
I've neither seen the movie nor read the book, so I have no clue.
Well there should at least be one who loves your comment
Well same here might as well spoiler myself with that one
hm i read the book and movie but i havent seen and read it in so long
With Wikipedia the free encyclopedia. The old reliable but not good since it's editable by many. It's like old stale bread. It's not tasty but gets the job done
Delicious nutrients cramped in heated flour left for too long in the open
*edible heeheh
Byeeee
Bye
Wikipedia: exists as a source
Teachers: "and i took that personally"
Edible source both mentally and physically
It makes your muscles stronger whilst also making your brain smarter
lol
My jokes keep getting pushed off the screen 😭
Literally everyone to my jokes
Why are my hops keep breaking?
What's the difference between preserve jars and kegs? Are kegs just better?
Crows?
Preserves jars processing time is shorter but less profit. Kegs give more profit but more time to process
Alright
I went away to have lunch and chat exploded with peaches……
can i plant anythin during winter?
Not outside
Winter wild seeds
Wait no you can plant winter foraging seeds
And fiber
damn okay
We knew you'd want dessert.
Guys, i had an important think
Why does only joja sell hops? Yet gus buys only from pierre. Yet gus sells beer. Am i missing something here?????
IMG! I do!
The plant is sold at Pierre’s unless you mean the actual product
Pierre doesn't sell it in year one
I have unlocked ||the quarry||. OMG…….
I've never shopped at Joja. The only time I've been in there is to give Sam or Shane a birthday gift.
he does 
wdym? it's true, he sells it during the summer
Ig im just fucking blind
It happens.
How much is hops?
Put them in a keg not worth it by itself
Wait what why is it more expensive at joja they all keep saying joja is cheaprr
Gotta be careful bc sometimes joja is more expensive
Well this leads to my next question. Should i do a run as a joja executive trying to overthrow my boss (Morris)
Some people do for speedruns
No, im not going the joja route, i work for joja and want to build my own corporate base
It’s useless besides kegging sf wine?
This would be like Renfield trying to overthrow Dracula.
I find that hard to believe
I find it hard to find any use for it that can’t be filled somewhere else
There's more to it
nope theres more to it
Then explain
That’s my early game tree farm
Oh yeah you can grow tress there too
Yea
Congrats! Good luck on getting a|| p-shard ||there.
Oh sorry
easy stone and gems
Just smack a spoiler on it
Go to the mines, far more efficient
I will make my own farming empire
Thats the goal
It just needs to be spoilered.
yeah but ||quarry|| is pretty easy. just throw some bombs and get a lot of stone and gems
Thanks! I’m excited to have it available now!
i said it there anyway
Just dont be bad
Takes way to long to regenerate and mines floors regenerate instantly upon reentry
with the mines theres a lot of faffing about going up n down
i'm typing with 1 hand bc cat
Don’t be bad means “Don’t die in the mines” btw
You don't understand. Joja has a monopoly on goods. I want to overthrow them and make my own monopoly
Faffing?
the mines being an option doesnt mean ||quarry|| is bad
Some people like using the area for kegs or crystalariums or tree farms. I've never done so personally. I like to keep everything on the farm.
it just takes longer, when instead you can take a few seconds a week looking there and get stone and gems
I never said it was bad, i said it had very little use
But its fine for people that wanna use it
hi loftea

Yeah but barely any
Im going to sell so much beer, pale ale and mead
nice
Don’t
Sell wine for profit
The whole valley will be drunk
imagine if there was aa meetings in the cc
wsg? 💕
I will give beer to the children!
Hello! Just joined the discord finally 🙂 I don’t think I’m relatively a “new farmer” but there’s a lot I don’t know abt yet.
welcome
welcome!!!
Interesting. I kind of think like you. I think I’d like to keep everything on my farm too.
Ask any questions you have
Also welcome
Ask me because i am the most knowledgeable member of this server and know everything there is to know abt sdv
welcome!
Shane and Pam hooking up.
I think I just threw up in my mouth a little ...
yuck
Howdy
oop
This is how we welcome new people ;-;
Welcome!
How can i quickly unlock kegs? I have children to get drunk
Craft them
Jk just start tapping oak trees early
uhh iirc it's lvl 8 farming for recipe
HAHH
I should not be trying to get the children drunk, but idfc
You should try

This valley will dread my arrival
Now, should i be a boy or girl? 🔵 or 💗
React with those emojis to answer
Should I be collecting the rare crows?
Girl gives you money boy gives you cookies
Also you can change it later on so it doesn’t matter too much
Um, hello everyone. I just joined the server. I've been playing Stardew for a few months, but i still hav lots of questions. Im also just kinda new to discord servers in general.
You say that like the wizard likes beer
Ill only be giving out beer.
Welcome
Ok
Ask away (I’m the best SDV player here)
(My knowledge knows no bounds)
Welcome! This is the place to ask 
🖕
Pfft
My argument has been defeated
It’s not a competition anyways, anyone can answer questions
Just like anyone can ask questions!
Do I look like I fucking care
Jesus Christ calm down
Hello in a stardew valley wiki under tailoring there is a "neat bow shirt" listed, but in the right most column it says "unobtainable".
Where can i get it, if not making it on the sewing machine?
We have noobies in the room
What does Kirby taste like?
I think it means it can only be obtained in the character creation screen but let me check
It’s either in the games code but you can’t get it, or you get it at the start of the game
Should I buy the rare crows?
Yes
offtopic pics should go to #images-and-memes and please don't be rude to others
DOOPS
I am also sorta new. I play co-op with my bf so he helps me do everything. He learns a lot faster than me it’s embarrassing : )
Das what im sayin
Hey np, take it at your own pace
Me? Being rude nahhhhhhh. Doops 
Don’t expect to instantly know a shit ton about the game
Welcome!
Bro tryna push it off 💀
I’ve just checked, and it says that it can only be obtained from character creation, but I hope you find another shirt you like :)
When would u guys consider someone an "experienced farmer" cuz i dont wanna ask a question here that might be a spoiler for someone?
Me? Trying to push it of? Nahhhhh
Read the rules it’ll tell you what not to say
Yeah I just double checked too
In the description of the chat says what is spoilers for this chat and if it is spoilers then you go to #stardew-spoilers
read pins
And pins yeah
I’d say it varies from person to person, but if you’ve completed cc it might to time to talk in seasoned! Up to you though, as there still may be spoilers for you there 
^^^
No, i dont think a person that has just completed cc should move up
Cuz yknow
The thing
“It might be time” 
i was in sf before i even finisbed cc
Ah ok, thx guys
RYANNN
Aaaaaaaaannnddd we’re resorting to grammar specificities
KC


They don’t even have to listen to me, plus there was other answers? Why are you mad lol
I’m not, when did i say i was?
hey 

Also @wanton tiger what’re ur pronouns I can’t access your pronoun page (idk what that is but ;-;)

He/they are fine, thanks for asking
I don’t want to upset you or start an argument or anything, so I’ll just leave it, sorry
Oh no its fine that was prob me
But
THIS
This emoji brings out my true angy
@little vault
Mmmmmmmmmpeachyimonmylaststraw dont expect your family to be alive tmrw



okay let's knock it off
Loftea hates this emoji so everyone is torturing them
Yeah, it’s getting annoying
Sorry lol
watches fearfully from the sidelines and wonders "what have i gotten myself into?"
not great, especially if someone is annoyed by it. also it's quite spammy
let's talk about the game though 
Oh don't worry, it's fun here.
Bad first impression…..
huh
i cant undertsnaf this 💀💀💀
hope you stay here as it's mostly wholesome 






