stardew-valley

[cobalt hare]

what if you have to pee

[dusty ibex]

i have good control and my house was like a 20 min walk or short bus journey from school

[small bison]

my neice once got ontop of the toilet stalls and climbed over every one to avoid the staff pushing the doors open to check for lesson skippers

[crude tapir]

i heard some mf destroyed a tile of the floor 💀 💀

[swift iris]

Last time I walked into the restroom one stall didn’t have a door, two other stall’s toilets were completely filled with toilet paper and other things, and the only two left were occupied

[cobalt hare]

still holding it for 8 hours is hard

[teal vapor]

💀💀💀💀

[dusty ibex]

I AINT HOLDINF IT THWT LONG

I’ll go if I really need to

[swift iris]

And the time before that I’m fairly certain I walked into a drug deal

[serene walrus]

i-

[teal vapor]

imagine. i lived a 20 minute drive from my high school and it took like an hour to get home on the bus

[small bison]

nurse offices arent worth it either

[cobalt hare]

i urinate in school bathrooms regularly, as a legendary quote once said; ''if you have to pee, then pee. If you don't, don't''

[swift iris]

Nothing like the smell of weed in the boys bathroom in the morning

[dusty ibex]

[dusty ibex]

be careful mods don’t snap ur legs in half

[small bison]

i accidentally heard someone selling an edible to the kid next to me in physics

[swift iris]

Maaan someone just passed me that smelled like ranch dressing

[cobalt hare]

damn the worst they do here is smoke cigarettes

[swift iris]

Oop yeah

[small bison]

triple set gsce science for you all, guys /hj

[teal vapor]

ok brit

[small bison]

I THOUGHT I ALREADY TOLD YOY I WAS BIRTISH

[teal vapor]

i know im just making fun of you

[small bison]

stinker

[swift iris]

Dude behind me in chemistry straight up said he was high one time and I glanced behind me and he immediately was like “you ain’t gonna snitch right!?”

[small bison]

LMAO

you better not have snitched he sounds like a g

[dusty ibex]

man I didn’t take triple GCSE and then even tho I was in set 1 we had the bad bad teachers

[swift iris]

I didn’t, not because he sounds like a g, but because I couldn’t care less what other students do in this school as long as it ain’t affecting me

[dusty ibex]

i ended up not going to my own teachers revision sessions and sneaking in the triple science ones 💀

[small bison]

HELP WHAT i was moved up to set 1 and when i joined i was in the bottom set in yr 8 😭

[cobalt hare]

so i placed grapes in a 6x10 rectangle and i dont know what im gonna do when they grow

[teal vapor]

there was this girl in one of my classes my like freshman year i think that apparently straight up thought i was mute for like 6 months

[balmy olive]

I caught a pink star tuna
should i keep it or give the tuna away to the bundle

[cobalt hare]

i was like ''im so smart by placing like this im gonna save spaceand time when watering them''

[swift iris]

Lol

[dense lintel]

show us the disaster

#images-and-memes

[cobalt hare]

one second

[swift iris]

Little did you know…

[kindred latch]

slay

[teal vapor]

it Says they grow on a trellis,,,

[swift iris]

Anyways cya guys chem is starting

[cobalt hare]

yeah i sent the picture but my wifi is so trash

[dense lintel]

aw rip

you can break a few

[teal vapor]

💀💀

[cobalt hare]

im gonna break when they grow

like 8 days

gotta speedrun

[dense lintel]

[plain mountain]

Bundle

[fallow gyro]

pink star?

[onyx citrus]

It is used for some buildings and building upgrades, hardwood fences, and some crafting recipes

[cobalt hare]

hi guys

where can I get tissue?

i have the recycling machine but i only get torches recycling wet newspaper

[onyx citrus]

Tissue?

[cobalt hare]

I use translator sorry

[balmy olive]

purple or pink

idk

[cobalt hare]

that thing

you make clothes

[onyx citrus]

Oh! Cloth

[cobalt hare]

yes

where can I get it?

[onyx citrus]

The most consistent way is from sheep or rabbits to turn wool into cloth on a loom.

[cobalt hare]

thank you

[fiery trout]

daddy

[teal vapor]

i

what 💀

[cobalt hare]

does eevrybody like pizza?

[frank shuttle]

[frank shuttle]

no

[cobalt hare]

who doesnt

[frank shuttle]

||Elliot , harvey, krobus , then some child thats post cc willy leah||

[calm sandal]

not entire pizza

also no tuna

pineapple is fine

[balmy olive]

Hey uh
i got an lava eel

what the hell is that

[teal vapor]

lava eel

Keep it youll want it for fish pond

[calm sandal]

hardest non legendary fish to catch.

also if u put it in ponds, it become red pond

bloody red

[balmy olive]

its a gold star too

[snow nest]

I like pineapple on pizza

[cobalt hare]

ok

Hiya I need some help regarding the silo, I planted some grass but when I cut it nothing happens so how do I refill it?

[snow nest]

is the silo full?

[cobalt hare]

It saying Pieces of Hay 0/240

[snow nest]

cut the grass with a scythe

[tender mason]

They take only the weed looking grass scythed to become hay right?

[cobalt hare]

I got it thank you

[tender mason]

Btw granny gave me garden pot

Can I plant fairy flower inside with all beehive houses surrounding it

[teal vapor]

no

[tender mason]

[teal vapor]

they dont work inside

[weary dragon]

bee houses have to be outside

[teal vapor]

theres somewhere else you can have beehouses later though

[tender mason]

Sometimes I wish stardew valley wasn't that realistic

[weary dragon]

bruh

[tender mason]

So I could exploit it like this

[weary dragon]

aounds like a you problem

[cobalt hare]

Another question, how do I go about getting animals for my. coop?

[teal vapor]

buy them from marnie

south of ur farm

she's open from 9-4 any day thats not monday or tuesday

[onyx citrus]

You just have to find the exploits the game allows. There are many!

[snow nest]

Is it better to craft or buy crab pots

[teal vapor]

neither

[snow nest]

I need it for a bundle though

[teal vapor]

you don't need them at all

[fringe wagon]

Craft

They're too expensive to amass early game

[teal vapor]

lots of those items can be gotten from foraging and you can get crabs from the mines

i have yet to actually use crab pots for that bundle lmao

[snow nest]

yes I got 4/5 items by foraging but idk how to get one more

[teal vapor]

ok then go kill the rock crabs in the mines

they drop crabs sometimes

[snow nest]

no I got the crab done

[teal vapor]

oh

what do u have

[snow nest]

i think I’m missing one for a gable then

idk

[teal vapor]

🤨

can u send a pic

[fallow gyro]

penny is so sweet 😭

[weary dragon]

yeah send a pic of the bundle progress

[weary dragon]

yeah penny is pretty sweet

[tropic fox]

My animals are mad at me for the stupidest reason

[quaint swan]

penny seems stuck up tho ngl

[tropic fox]

The meteor hit their space

And they're mad at me for that???

[weary dragon]

lol

[fallow gyro]

?!?!?

[quaint swan]

she never wanna talk to yoU

[tropic fox]

Ain't my fault a meteor decided to fall in your outdoor space

[quaint swan]

ive tried to talk to her

[weary dragon]

bro penny is nice

[quaint swan]

okay

[teal vapor]

penny is just bad at small talk what 😭

[quaint swan]

shes nice

exactly yeah

[fallow gyro]

first npc i maxed hearts with

[quaint swan]

she donttry

[teal vapor]

???????????????

[fallow gyro]

well apart from my husband ig

[fringe wagon]

Your shy, average bookworm

[teal vapor]

how does that make her stuck up bye

[fringe wagon]

Don't expect any less

[weary dragon]

wow ok then...

wheres jett

[fallow gyro]

literally the opposite of stuck up

[weary dragon]

i wanna see their crab pot bundle progress

[teal vapor]

died

[weary dragon]

bruh

[tropic fox]

I'm sorry the meteor hit my animal's outdoor space

But it isn't my fault

[teal vapor]

yes it is clearly

[weary dragon]

yes ik youve said it like 3 times

[teal vapor]

[weary dragon]

the animals just b like that

[tropic fox]

These animals r being so unreasonable

[weary dragon]

can u send a pic of the bundle progress

[tropic fox]

I'm feeding you to make me money and you're gonna get angry at me for that reason????

[stone juniper]

Who knew Elliott was an had a thing for liquor

I expected a guy like him to be sober

[cobalt hare]

Thank you

[teal vapor]

i mean it seems like he doesnt drink terribly often

[tropic fox]

Shane tho

[teal vapor]

he aint like shane lmao

[small bison]

i want to kiss the wizard on the mouth

[weary dragon]

elliott's the kind of guy who likes it time to time to enjoy the taste and experience of drinking.

[stone juniper]

Ooh shane’s an alcoholic?

[teal vapor]

ya exactly

[stone juniper]

Omg

[weary dragon]

HOWD U NOT KNOW

[teal vapor]

a. i mean

[tropic fox]

He's a depressed alcoholic

[weary dragon]

he literally is an alcoholic

[teal vapor]

yeah shanes got issues

💀

[stone juniper]

I’m still very new

[weary dragon]

this is common knowledge. oh ok its ok

[small bison]

make shane 🫃

[weary dragon]

fetal alcohol syndrome

[stone juniper]

I mean i knew shane looked like my many many many uncles

[weary dragon]

oop

[stone juniper]

But i didn’t know he inherited their traits too

[serene walrus]

oop

[small bison]

like him./hj

[weary dragon]

yes

[stone juniper]

Oh they’re not as bad as shane

They just love drinking

[weary dragon]

idk i dont have an uncle like that

or family members like that

[plain mountain]

Same

[stone juniper]

I mean no one would take it as far as shane

[plain mountain]

Some would

[weary dragon]

idk ? ok?

i have no opinion cuz idfk

[stone juniper]

True

[plain mountain]

Unfortunately yes

[tropic fox]

Shane's 6 heart cutscene makes me wanna hug the man tight and reassure him

[stone juniper]

What else is there in the stardew valey lore i dunno about? Does Abigail dye her hair blonde?

[plain mountain]

Idk. I’m too new

[stone juniper]

Same

[serene walrus]

no lol she had chestnut hair but she dyed it and now it grows purple ig

[teal vapor]

💀 i was wondering wtf her natural hair color is supposed to be

[weary dragon]

i didnt know this until now

[teal vapor]

cuz caroline has a line about it but doesnt specify what it is LMAO

[serene walrus]

caroline says it

[weary dragon]

i dont pay attention to lore that much unless it regards a character that i like a lot

[teal vapor]

shes just like "dont you think abby would look better with her natural hair color"

[plain mountain]

Purple hair pretty

[teal vapor]

WAIT WTF

THEY GOT RID OF GOATFACINGLEFTSAD

[stone juniper]

True

[teal vapor]

[fallow gyro]

is that the one when ||you take him to the clinic?||

[weary dragon]

[teal vapor]

the happy goat does not convey 549856459645 emotions at once

[tropic fox]

Yep

[stone juniper]

Omg.. it’s even worse than i thought

[teal vapor]

devastated

[weary dragon]

rip

[stone juniper]

I dunno what shane fans see in him?

[fallow gyro]

i got that way after marrying him so it was even sadder 😭

[carmine umbra]

"i can change him" type of stuff

[distant sphinx]

But

[carmine umbra]

Sure he relapsed after u married him but thats beside the point

[fallow gyro]

what dont you see in him

[tropic fox]

What is Shane when he's married

[stone juniper]

Oh i was gonna assume something but i might get into trouble

[weary dragon]

but everyone knows u cant change someone unless they want to change themselves

[teal vapor]

his heart events are about ||him realizing that he Does have things to live for, and that he needs to try to change himself|| so

[fallow gyro]

yeah

[weary dragon]

elliott's events are so much better

[carmine umbra]

Yeah but his room is a major downfall for my opinion of him

[weary dragon]

u can fight me about elliott idc

[teal vapor]

elliott my beloved he is such a nice husband

[fallow gyro]

and he ||does change||

[carmine umbra]

(possibly alcoholic) cans of drinks, and that dirty shoe track

[weary dragon]

same. im not a huge shane fan

[weary dragon]

HE IS !!!!

[fallow gyro]

na its joja cola

[tropic fox]

Sebastian got better after marriage

[carmine umbra]

Thats even worse

[tropic fox]

He isn't smoking anymore

[teal vapor]

idk shane really grew on me, i dont think id ever marry him but like his room is whatever

[carmine umbra]

Haley totally got better after marriage.. just sayin

[distant sphinx]

Only minor corrosion of stomach lining :D

[teal vapor]

im also a goddamn mess irl i cant judge him

[carmine umbra]

She straight up went 180 and become a great mom/wife

[stone juniper]

What i love about Alex’s story is that outside his manly arrogant himbo persona is a softie that’s very vulnerable

[serene walrus]

💀 im trying to upload a photo but my wifi is so shit

[teal vapor]

peachy has no rights

[carmine umbra]

Ah yes.. i remember the alex slander era on this server

[serene walrus]

hi itzzz

[distant sphinx]

Tragic

Hi peachy hi itz

[serene walrus]

hi ppiclleek

[carmine umbra]

Lets see, i remember this server slandering alex, clint, penny, and shane

[distant sphinx]

Hi kat

[teal vapor]

hii

[carmine umbra]

Hi Pickle, Hi Peachy!

[plain mountain]

Lots of slander over time

[carmine umbra]

@stone juniper have u seen the pinned meme

[distant sphinx]

That's true for everyone

[plain mountain]

Yup

[stone juniper]

I still remember those times asking what’s going on underneath elliot’s fancy outfit

[stone juniper]

Naur

[carmine umbra]

Do it

[teal vapor]

HUH

[carmine umbra]

Check the pinned meme

[teal vapor]

I NEVER SAW THAT SECOND LINE ????

[serene walrus]

L

[distant sphinx]

Reading comprehension issue

[serene walrus]

ik it cause i see it all the time or she says it all the time

[teal vapor]

It just ended after she said the first one 😭

[carmine umbra]

Wha-

[stone juniper]

Nvm i saw it

[carmine umbra]

I thought her purple colour is related to the wizard controversy????

[distant sphinx]

'Tis only a sve thing

[serene walrus]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/137345719668310016/1013580710914830356/11C308B7-A6A0-4D25-95B5-5F8D7D5CF0E3.gif

[carmine umbra]

Oh lol

[valid sleet]

im pretty sure in vanilla stardew she dyes it and doesnt have to dye it again

[carmine umbra]

I actually have among us installed

[valid sleet]

could be wrong though

[carmine umbra]

Hmm

[serene walrus]

yeah iirc abby says "idk the last time i dyed it" or something like that

[teal vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/airi-momoi-project-sekai-among-us-bandori-sus-gif-19996516

[valid sleet]

mhm

[serene walrus]

123456

[carmine umbra]

(deleting it soon cuz off topic)

@serene walrus

[serene walrus]

cool

i havent played amogus since like 2020

[carmine umbra]

Lmao

They became way too complicated to my liking tbh

[serene walrus]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/751865923605889077/772518240705445908/image0-13.gif

[stone juniper]

Hmmm

I wonder where can i get those fish that produces pearls…

[distant sphinx]

Winter

A certain event

[spare kite]

What time spirit eve start

[barren flume]

should i use the seed maker for a starfruit?

[serene walrus]

like 7 or 8 pm i dont remeber lol it tells u when it starts

[fallow gyro]

yeah

[barren flume]

👍

[scarlet dove]

Does anyone have the same situation as me, the screen keeps loading but does not change to a new day

[serene walrus]

ohh #vanilla-tech-support

[stone juniper]

Damn. I thought you could fish for those things

[teal vapor]

10pm

ends at 11:40

cuz if u try to go right at 11:50 it'll be over already

[fallow gyro]

you can fish for them too at the ||night market if u go down in the sub, but its less than 1% chance||

[serene walrus]

got damn

[teal vapor]

ya

lul

[cobalt hare]

uhh how do i get hardwood

[serene walrus]

oh yes i remembber just standing until its 10 pm sometimes i would just go do something else irl

[fallow gyro]

chop down the giant stumps and giant logs

[cobalt hare]

what after i chop all of them

[fallow gyro]

some of them respawn

[serene walrus]

secret woods

[fallow gyro]

the ones in the secret woods always respawn every day

[cobalt hare]

where is the secret wods

idk what it is

[teal vapor]

💀

[serene walrus]

its just above the wizard's tower

the log thats blocking it

[fallow gyro]

go down to the area where marnies ranch is and at the top left of the area theres a log u can get rid of to get through to it

[cobalt hare]

uhh i cant break the log thats blocking i

[teal vapor]

...

[shell crane]

You need to upgrade you axe

[teal vapor]

upgrade it yea

lol

[serene walrus]

steel axe

[shell crane]

(You can upgrade tools at Clint with ores you get at the mine and smelt into bars)

[cobalt hare]

yeah but i have to get like 50 more hardwood in 4 days

and upgrading is 3 days iirc

so is it possible to get 50 in 1 day

[serene walrus]

2 days for upgrade

[teal vapor]

yeah uh. good luck 💀

[shell crane]

Oh! You’re kat again. No longer rodenty

[teal vapor]

What

im always kat

?

[serene walrus]

katrat

[teal vapor]

🤨

[silver stirrup]

so i am a dumbass and lost my only ancient seed;-;

go me ig

[lost ether]

What do ancient seeds do? Like do they grow into something good?

[teal vapor]

yes

[silver stirrup]

oh

wait

I DIDNT

LESS GO

KESS FRICKING GO

[cobalt hare]

what do they grow into?

is it starfruit

[crude tapir]

no ancient fruit

[cobalt hare]

if not i lost mine

oh i thinki donated it then

[silver stirrup]

oh

did u get the reward then?

also i think this should be spoilered ngl

[crude tapir]

thats what you should do and recieve the reward

[cobalt hare]

uhh

idk i forgot

[crude tapir]

💀

[cobalt hare]

i took a break for a few weeks

[languid yarrow]

hello. im new to the game and i want to play multiplayer. anyone wantts to play?

[crude tapir]

#multiplayer-lfg-old

[lost ether]

Does upgrading your house change the size of it? I have silos directly by my house so I want to be certain before doing anything

[silver stirrup]

nope

just the inside

[lost ether]

Ok tyty!

[languid flower]

is there like a fish list from common to rare?

[wooden crater]

Not that I know of

I don't think that's how the fishing system works, really

[gaunt ferry]

anyone here playing the expanded ver?

it's not working for me

[wooden crater]

#archived-modded-support

[velvet forum]

Coming to the conclusion I actually enjoy less than half the content of this game.
My funometer is broken.

[wooden crater]

Hmm, are you trying to minmax/make as much profit as possible/meet certain time limits

or just playing the game normally

[velvet forum]

I'm just playing normally for me which means ignoring fishing and NPCs, and only mining when absolutely necessary to craft something.

[wooden crater]

fair enough

and you're still not having a good time?

[velvet forum]

So far. But I'm in a rut where I stand on the porch watching my pigs all day because they don't find truffles if I go back to bed at 7:30 in the morning.

[fickle cosmos]

how much of the game have you explored?

there may be some other goals

[lost ether]

Also it's not for everyone but I find that in attempting completion on the like menu thing it helps me progress, I find the choices overwhelming so I try to focus on one thing until I get the motivation to do anything else but also I am p new to the game so take my advice with a grain of salt

[fickle cosmos]

well I'm thinking more of progression based goals like ||CC||, ||GI|| etc

[spare kite]

What’s different bout the modded version vs Nintendo version

[lost ether]

Fair enough, ||honestly CC stuff has been a life saver for me because it gives a goal and its clear in what you need to do||

[storm gazelle]

wdym

[fickle cosmos]

kinda two completely different things imo

[storm gazelle]

which nintendo? wdym modded version?
the switch can be modded so it's not a vs?

[plain mountain]

How do you mod on a Switch?

[velvet forum]

rn I'm waiting for night market so I can get garlic wheat, and melon seeds....

[plain mountain]

I thought that mods were not possible on switch

[fickle cosmos]

yeah but what's you overall progress like? unlocked the desert? done cc bundles?

[spare kite]

I never played or seen modded I have Nintendo and pc

[teal vapor]

sounds like cc is done

those seeds are for something post cc

[storm gazelle]

how do you mod a switch or sdv on the switch

[fickle cosmos]

oh yes for the petrified amphibian

[storm gazelle]

so why did you say modded vs "nintendo" (you didn't say which??)
you can't compare those

[spare kite]

How

[spare kite]

I’m sorry smoking weed

[storm gazelle]

which?

[teal vapor]

😭

[spare kite]

Switch

[fickle cosmos]

then maybe try unlocking the ||walnut room|| if it's not done?

[teal vapor]

bruhh

[plain mountain]

Idk

[fickle cosmos]

#modded-stardew 👍

[storm gazelle]

which

[plain mountain]

I said I’m on Switch

[storm gazelle]

yeah but which

[plain mountain]

Sdv on switch

Sorry. I did not understand.

[storm gazelle]

atmosphere

[dusty ibex]

dammmmm

u got jay’d

[clever spire]

[unique fiber]

i snortled

[fickle cosmos]

[rich sorrel]

Hi jay

[wintry snow]

Gonna start taking a page from Pillow's book and start aggressively arrowing things

[rich sorrel]

Solid plan

WAIT

AHHHHHHH

CAT

[wintry snow]

How long have we had that emote

[rich sorrel]

I think it’s new

[lucid marsh]

hi

[rich sorrel]

Because it is in top, and I have never seen it

[dusty ibex]

[plain mountain]

Hi Veronica

[dusty ibex]

JAY can we add a new picture to the bot btw

[wintry snow]

Which

[plain mountain]

It’s a very cute emote

[fast gull]

how long does it take for mods to respond to bouncer

[marble brook]

depends who’s on

[dusty ibex]

sometimes it’s like in a minute or two

other times it could be a day

[fast gull]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cute-happy-jumping-gif-26555219

[dusty ibex]

[fallow gyro]

NPCs can be fun

im halfway thru fall and ive spent all of it just building up relationships, the heart events r interesting

[warped fulcrum]

Alls I do is fish.... Maybe I'm broken...

[grave inlet]

I married Shane as quickly as I could 😂

[fallow gyro]

same

[grave inlet]

there's just something about the depressed chicken man that made me 🥺

[velvet forum]

Iridium tools, post-CC. I'm not a completionist so a lot of the remaining content is very "meh" in my pov.

[fickle cosmos]

I mean at that point perfection is basically the final major goal

[velvet forum]

I've seen all the ❤️ events before so the element of surprise (and thus most of the entertainment value) is gone, for me.

[teal vapor]

at that point it just sounds like this isnt your game anymore

and that's ok

[grave inlet]

I know CA is working on an update, not sure how much that will help.

[warped fulcrum]

Do you play mods? Maybe that can freshen it up for you.

[cobalt hare]

the point of stardew is farming

thats all thank you for listening to my TED talk

[shell crane]

Yeah I understand you. For a while I stopped playing because it was getting too monotonous

[velvet forum]

It's funny, because your character escapes the corporate grind just to get bogged down in the agricultural grind.

[wooden crater]

it's a lot more varied than the corporate grind

like you wouldnt get the interaction with NPCs or the varied activities with sitting at a computer in an office block a couple of desks away from a dead body

[dusty ibex]

^^ and ur character still has a lot of choice and freedom even if he is grinding

[grave inlet]

KITTY

[unique fiber]

you may be interested in modding the game :3c

[onyx citrus]

My character puts in a half a day of work once a week harvesting and kegging ancient fruit and a full day once a month planting crops for Junimo (this is on my last farm).

Definitely ran out of things to do, though, so started a new farm. This time I’m trying SVE.

[grave inlet]

I wish I could do mods

boo

[weary dragon]

L

[grave inlet]

Fair

[storm gazelle]

why can't you?

[grave inlet]

I have a Switch lite

[onyx citrus]

You cant on some systems. Including IOS. I bought a second copy on Steam just to mod.

I’m enjoying it.

[storm gazelle]

ahhhhh

[onyx citrus]

Really if any game become a grind I switch to a new game.

I bought IOS stardew valley at 1.3 played until bored. Started again until 1.4 played until bored. Started again in 1.5 played until now, then bought a copy to mod on my computer.

(Now being a month ago I think)

[dusty ibex]

you could also do some form of challenge run if that’s for you

[stone swift]

nah

[grave inlet]

nah to what lol

[stone swift]

switch lite 💀

[grave inlet]

It was all I could afford, and I like it.

[stone swift]

it's the switch

[weary dragon]

wow spamton dont be mean

[stone swift]

without the switch

[weary dragon]

bro i cant even afford a switch, im in college

[stone swift]

i'm a good person but the two things i can't stand are elliott and switch lites

[rose shale]

guys can someone dm me and type anything? idc what

[weary dragon]

wow

i can

ur welcome

[rose shale]

k do it and ty

[serene walrus]

a switch is a switch i have a switch lite and its better for me cause i dont play on big screens anyway

[weary dragon]

well i cant be friends with u then 🤣

[grave inlet]

Thank you!!

[stone swift]

ok

[weary dragon]

i did, did u not get anything

[stone swift]

i don't hate people who have a switch life

i just hate the switch lite

[weary dragon]

🫠

[stone swift]

the joycons are so uncomfortable, you can't put improved joycons on a lite

like wtf nintendo who showed you how to make controllers

[urban marten]

that sounds like a you problem my guy

[weary dragon]

lmao yes

[stone swift]

it's so thin

where do i grip onto it, like any other controller

at least it has super mario oddessy

[grave inlet]

I have a case that adds into it so it's a more comfortable grip

[stone swift]

i had one of those for my oled

[urban marten]

no need to defend yourself andy, this dude is complaining about nothing for no reason LOL

[stone swift]

saving grace

and what if the lite drifts

like that's it you can't replace the controllers or send it to nintendo

[grave inlet]

okay dude we get it, you don't like the lite lmfao

[urban marten]

LOL annnyyyyway, so about SDV

[stone swift]

last but not least, and this is on nintendo not the lite

why can't it be docked

like i understand not including a dock with it but if i already have a dock let me dock it

[rose shale]

can someone dm me?

[urban marten]

My first year Winter is almost over, and I'm gonna be on year two! I'm excited

[rose shale]

expect spamton and elliott

[weary dragon]

stardew woo

[spare kite]

My first winter and I’m on day 2 clueless on wat to be doing

[stone swift]

i think starting year 6 i am gonna sleep for 5 years and see what happens

[urban marten]

I got some good advice, spend it making money with caves, fishing, reorganizing your plot, buying and upgrading barns

[dense lintel]

https://tenor.com/view/gang-shit-cat-shit-my-man-gif-26731553

[dusty ibex]

winter is really the time for u to just do what u want, it’s pretty laid back

ppl tend to reorganise their farm, decorate, work on friendships, grind in the mines

[weary dragon]

yes

[dense lintel]

omg villy

[dense lintel]

silly

milly

[stone swift]

he deals drugs

what is milly gender anyway

[dense lintel]

milly is silly like that

[urban marten]

I'm excited for the next rainstorm so I can finally propose

[stone swift]

who

[dense lintel]

you only need rain

[stone swift]

yes to buy the pendant

[dense lintel]

unless you wanna propose on a stormy day

[urban marten]

HARVEY

[stone swift]

ok.

[urban marten]

harvey is my fav

[stone swift]

you can buy it and wait

[dense lintel]

https://tenor.com/view/barber-cat-cat-macka-yackie-macka-humi-gif-20380968

questionable taste but I can't say much cause I marry haley

[grave inlet]

it took TOO long to get a rainy day so I could propose to Shane 🥹

[stone swift]

FRESH CUT ‼️‼️‼️

[dusty ibex]

HELLO

[dense lintel]

silly villy

[urban marten]

Questionable??? he's SO sweet and adorable once you get past the "doctor patient" relationship

[dusty ibex]

I just got muted for 10 minutes oops

[dense lintel]

I still think he's pretty weird

[urban marten]

YOU'RE weird

[grave inlet]

lol what'd you do

[dense lintel]

gimme a second

[stone swift]

isn't harvey 40

[dusty ibex]

ok i spammed but it was in bot commands and the bot auto muted me I got unmuted quickly

[urban marten]

he's 27 :/

[stone swift]

no way

[urban marten]

I'm 29 so i prefer it

[dusty ibex]

is his age dojfitmed

[clever spire]

should’ve kept u muted

[stone swift]

he's older then clint, and clint is confirmed 37-45

[weary dragon]

oh ew

[clever spire]

none of them have canon ages

[grave inlet]

There's no way he's older than Clint

[stone swift]

and he is considered a old nathalie

[clever spire]

y’all r just making stuff up fr

[stone swift]

nah

check the wiki i dare you

[clever spire]

no

bcz i know

[dusty ibex]

and then ur gonna be left with the alex simps in chat

[clever spire]

HELL NA

[weary dragon]

https://www.thegamer.com/stardew-valley-main-characters-age-height-birthday/#alex---the-jock

MY BABY

[dense lintel]

@urban marten okay nvm he's alright I thought he said he wanted to rub sunscreen on maru or something in this quote ig I was wrong

[stone swift]

none of that is confirmed, only clint

[urban marten]

the younger bachelors are 20-24 which would be too young for me IRL anyway. If Harvey is 27-35 that's perfect for me

[weary dragon]

bro

[stone swift]

i would say 40

[urban marten]

you're just imagining that lmao but whatever makes you feel better.

[warped fulcrum]

no way Harvey is 40

[stone swift]

jas doesn't live with her parents

[clever spire]

he’s not

[stone swift]

i'm taking that as canon

[dense lintel]

damn no way

[clever spire]

none of them have confirmed ages

[grave inlet]

duh

She's a kid anyway, like Vincent

[dense lintel]

one of the few older people in the server

[urban marten]

I thought for a second I read he was 27 somewhere but yea you're right, just rough age ranges

either way it's literally a video game so who cares LMAO

[river echo]

all of the bachelors and bachelorettes are adults that's all we get age wise

[stone swift]

well clint is the only one with a confirmed age range, so we can guess everyone's ages with the brand new "clint scale"

[dense lintel]

harvey definitely seems older than 25 ngl

[warped fulcrum]

Do you think Harv is a real doctor

[urban marten]

if I were to guess, considering he's a doctor, early 30s makes the most sense

[stone swift]

yes

[warped fulcrum]

Or is it like, from Tonga University

[dense lintel]

aa the typos today

[warped fulcrum]

Mail order

[dense lintel]

okay

[clever spire]

what does that even mean 💀

[river echo]

Man took online classes or sumthn

[grave inlet]

that's my guess, like maybe 35 at most.

[warped fulcrum]

That's what I think

[clever spire]

he went to medical school and that is a very long time so he’s def older

[river echo]

I think that in one of the secret notes it mentions that like Elliot and Harvey are two of the older bachelors

[urban marten]

that's in response to people being like "ew he's old" when he's literally a character made of 10 pixels that isn't real 😂

[warped fulcrum]

I think he made a fake diploma

[clever spire]

o u fight

[sour thunder]

no fighting we're all different

[river echo]

Almost panicked but that's before CC completion so I'm okay

[clever spire]

u right omg sorry autocorrect

[sour thunder]

@dense lintel pika pika there's multiple of you

[dense lintel]

no way

/s

[urban marten]

If I'm gonna go the roleplay way of playing this game, I wouldn't want to date a 20 year old anyway that's so young LOL

[sour thunder]

yes way /s

[stone swift]

chatGPT grad

[sour thunder]

they're all young looking except maybe shane, harvey

leah too

[river echo]

elliot and harvey are confirmed to be on the older spectrum of the bachelors

[dense lintel]

[stone swift]

shane too

[grave inlet]

Shane is my older grouch man and I love him.

[river echo]

yee i forgot if he was included in the list

[grave inlet]

this is so funny to me

[river echo]

is Harvey a doctor or just a pro at photoshop

[teal vapor]

💀

[river echo]

with that mustache i wouldn't trust him

[urban marten]

idc he can give me an exam either way

[teal vapor]

LMAO

[river echo]

oh

[stone swift]

ngl i feel like clint was gonna be a bachelor but was scrapped

idk why

[urban marten]

I wish he was. Would be a good addition

[river echo]

nah he crushes on emily

and by that i mean like creeps on emily

[stone swift]

almost all the bachelors have crushes

[teal vapor]

💀 💀

[stone swift]

how

[river echo]

yes but he's not a bachelor

[sour thunder]

doctor jeeez questioning his livelihood

[urban marten]

Technically Harvey likes Marney, and if you don't persue Harvey he dances with Marney at one of the events

[stone swift]

yeah i'm pretty sure all bachelors and bachelorettes have a counterpart

[teal vapor]

uhm. you mean maru

[urban marten]

sorry im new LMAO

[stone swift]

i thought he dances with maru

[urban marten]

mixed names up

[stone swift]

oh that's nice the oldest bachelor dancing with the youngest bachelorette

[river echo]

he dances w maru and yeah all bachelors/bachelorettes have counterparts in a sense

yeah they're also coworkers

[stone swift]

some more obvious then others

[teal vapor]

the game kinda just forces everyone into pairs like. emily and shane really 😭

[river echo]

there's gotta be a conflict of interest in dancing w your boss infront of the entire town

[stone swift]

well clint's too shy so there is no one else

[urban marten]

I think Clint would've made a fun bachelor

[stone swift]

shane is the only one without a counterpsrt

or emily if you count her

[teal vapor]

clint has too much incel energy for me

[stone swift]

incel?

[river echo]

agree

[urban marten]

I mean shane is an asshole and an alcoholic

[stone swift]

character development

[river echo]

also why don't we get to know anything abt gunther like where does he live

[urban marten]

could be character development for Clint too to be shy and weird!

[river echo]

hate to tell you but shane develops and then undevelops

[stone swift]

it's not reallt but i'm not gonna spoil it

[teal vapor]

relapsing is a thing idg why everyone shits on shane for it

[stone swift]

there's a rare heart cutscene with clint that shows it

if anyone wants me to dm it to them i will

[river echo]

oh definitely but his relapse doesn't go away 💀

[urban marten]

i think mostly cuz he's just a dick outside of his addiction issues.

[stone swift]

it's specific weirdly

[river echo]

i wanna date rizzmodius that's what i know

[stone swift]

if you had to work a crappy 9-5 and you were a alchoholic would you be a perfect human

[river echo]

and be friends w mr qi bc id love a friend who could erase my existence by snapping his fingers

[grave inlet]

true, but i can fix him 🤪

[river echo]

did it work

[grave inlet]

no

[urban marten]

I'm not saying that, I'm just saying he's a dick LOL that's a fact

[river echo]

do you have a hero complex andy /t

[urban marten]

LMAO

[stone swift]

w screenshot

[grave inlet]

My shining moment captured in a ss

amazing

[stone swift]

that should be a pin ngl

[grave inlet]

to be fair he's not so much an asshole when you marry him

he's a recovering addict at that point

[stone swift]

yeah but no one wants to admit that

[dusty ibex]

i feel like marrying someone cuz u wanna save them or u feel pity for them is a bit weird

[stone swift]

did it rain yet

[dusty ibex]

but if u like shane cuz u like shane good for u

[stone swift]

?

[dusty ibex]

it wasnt @ u just a general thing i say about shane

[grave inlet]

I didn't, I just like the chicken man lol

[dusty ibex]

ok good

[velvet forum]

Or penny

[dusty ibex]

what’s with penny

[grave inlet]

plus winning him over is fun to me, like watching him go from mean to sweet is nice.

[dusty ibex]

@dense lintel fight?

[velvet forum]

People marry her to save her from her mom.

[dusty ibex]

oh okay yeah

I like penny cuz I think it’s sweet that she’s teachings the kids and takes care of them

but i haven’t married her in a save yet

[dense lintel]

yes

[dusty ibex]

ok W pika I believe in u

[dense lintel]

thanks vil

[sour thunder]

nah i'd get beat up

[dusty ibex]

@gloomy void yo u wanna fight

(not fight me, the other pika)

[urban marten]

i wish the wizard was a bachelor

[sour thunder]

[warped fulcrum]

Married her twice. I want to marry Leah but never have because I always end up accidentally romancing someone else...

[sour thunder]

download a mod

[onyx citrus]

In real life, yes. In a video game you get to make up a story that you want to.

[stone swift]

pam is a threat to mankind

[dusty ibex]

did u know there was a vote for who the next bachelor to be and the wizard as there

[stone swift]

a unstoppable force

[dusty ibex]

but the ppl voted shane instead

[grave inlet]

as they should

[sour thunder]

shane was meant to be

[grave inlet]

chicken man reigns supreme

[heady ember]

hiiii

[stone swift]

did you know emily was chosen as a bachelorette instead of pam (i am not joking)

[urban marten]

but wizard is wizard

[dusty ibex]

i have no idea why i would have loved razzy

[spare kite]

Can you make your own wheat flour or u have to buy it?

[stone swift]

i'm betting he's like 250 years old

[urban marten]

even better

[stone swift]

buy a mill and grind wheat to make it

[dusty ibex]

and they voted in emily I believe (I think PAM WAS AM OPTION TO BE A MARRIAGE CANDIDATE)

[stone swift]

SHE WAS

[onyx citrus]

In Stardew Valley Expanded, the Wizard is dateable.

[stone swift]

i hate that fact so much

[dusty ibex]

yeah leah is usually who I end up marrying but in my last few saves I been switching it up

[serene walrus]

put wheat in mill

[crystal vortex]

Cry's in unmoddable console tears 💔 I wish the wizard was marryable

[stone swift]

who here has even bought a mill

[warped fulcrum]

I don't get the obsession with Shane... I hope you guys find the light. Like when I first played I loved Abigail but now I hate her.

[serene walrus]

for decoration

[warped fulcrum]

Once

[stone swift]

to mill goods*

[onyx citrus]

Every game I buy a mill.

[stone swift]

most useless build i've ever seen

[spare kite]

What about sugar and oil

[grave inlet]

you can pry the chicken man from my cold, dead hands.

[velvet forum]

Well.

[stone swift]

like it looks nice but it's much more efficient to just buy it from peirres

[teal vapor]

i hope you find the light and move past hating fictional characters

[warped fulcrum]

You can have him.

[serene walrus]

i just buy it from pierre

[stone swift]

it sells for nothing

[teal vapor]

[spare kite]

U can’t make your own sugar and oil?

[dusty ibex]

DAM

[grave inlet]

hell yeah kat

[stone swift]

you can make sugar in a mill

and oil in a oil maker

the mill needs a buff

[serene walrus]

OH YOU WERE ASKING LMAO iirc put beets in mill and put sunflower in oil maker

[dusty ibex]

omg hi peachy

[serene walrus]

hi vil

[velvet forum]

Or corn

[onyx citrus]

I think only vinegar is uncraftable

[stone swift]

i have not seen one person that has a good reason for the mill

[onyx citrus]

It looks good on the farm.

Others have already explained this.

[serene walrus]

i have 3 and i dont think i even used them once

[velvet forum]

Mill exists for immersion. No other reason.

[urban marten]

i feel like the well is kinda useless too, no?

[stone swift]

i'm trying to think of ideas to make them useful

[stone swift]

depends

[onyx citrus]

Yes, eventually all is sprinklers

[stone swift]

some people do no sprinkler runs

[urban marten]

even so, don't all plots have water on them somewhere

[stone swift]

yeah but it can be far and annoying

back and forth

you could get a fish pond, gives you items and water source

[drowsy ginkgo]

Hy

[warped fulcrum]

Well is the same, mostly useless but could look good I guess?

[onyx citrus]

It is sooo huge though. Out of scale.

I typically play “at least one of everything” so mill, well, slime hutch

[warped fulcrum]

I wish you could change the look of the slime hutch in vanilla.

[onyx citrus]

Yes, and I wish it had a smaller footprint.

[urban marten]

what do you farm slimes for?

[onyx citrus]

Fun

[dense lintel]

slime

duh

/j

[stone swift]

slime balls

[urban marten]

LOL what do you even do with the items they give you?

[stone swift]

idk what you would use slime balls for

[onyx citrus]

Sell them

[stone swift]

but you can

[dense lintel]

I don't do anything

[warped fulcrum]

I rub the slime on my back after a hard day

[dusty ibex]

very

[dense lintel]

I don't have a slime hutch

[warped fulcrum]

Well, Penny does

[dense lintel]

but if I did

I would sell the eggs

and keep the slime and sap

[stone swift]

oh fun fact if you hatch a slime in the town the slimes will start talking to the villagers and thr villagers will talk back

[onyx citrus]

You can sell the petrified slime

[urban marten]

I think i'll stick to my pigs and cows

[dense lintel]

slime hutch isn't worth it anyways for the money

slimes are pretty cute though

[onyx citrus]

Right. It is on my “one of everything” list.

[dense lintel]

if you want that

[onyx citrus]

So farm slimes for fun

[dusty ibex]

yea slimes are not good for money but some ppl find it fun

[dense lintel]

okay wth

[dusty ibex]

(i personally dont like how these mf slimes still attack me EVEN THO I RAISED THEM)

[dense lintel]

I would not find taking care of a slime hutch fun

[urban marten]

thats fun then as an option for those people

[serene walrus]

and say yuck when u open trash cans in front of them💀

[dense lintel]

the only fun part is looking at the cute baby slimes

[dusty ibex]

(some ppl)

[stone swift]

oh cause they are the one talking

[dusty ibex]

yea i dont fuck with the hutch

[spare kite]

How do I get the crystals on lvl 40 mines without breaking them

[dense lintel]

yeah

[dusty ibex]

which crystals?

[gaunt gale]

There isn’t any way besides cheating

[stone swift]

well if you put a sprinkler in a slime hutch is becomes fully automated

[dusty ibex]

if ur talking about the ones that break with a sword swing u cant get them

[urban marten]

those are ice, they don't give you anything usually. Just rare chance of random items like notes

[stone swift]

you can't, just decoration

[spare kite]

Ok

[gaunt gale]

You still have to harvest and get the slimes

[dense lintel]

I mean cats do the same though

except for chippy

[stone swift]

well you can just let them build up by themselves

[dense lintel]

he is cool

[dusty ibex]

yeaaaaa HE IS THE COOLEST

[warped fulcrum]

You can wear the slime ring and party with your slimes too.

[gaunt gale]

Yeah doesn’t mean it’s fully automated

[dense lintel]

facts

[dusty ibex]

ok true but cats attack but play fighting not trying to murder 😭

[gaunt gale]

My basement is filled with a few hundred slimes

[dense lintel]

slime charmer ring

[dusty ibex]

ok true

[dense lintel]

woah real slimes no way

[dusty ibex]

but smh my head i shouldn’t need to have to wear a ring to stop the slimes I raised from beating me up

[stone swift]

you have kinda killed thousands of their brotheren in the mines

[gaunt gale]

Yep, I have an irl slime charmer ring

[warped fulcrum]

They're wild animals. It's like raising tigers.

[main kayak]

UMM fighter or scout

[dusty ibex]

ok true but THEY DONT KNOW THAT RIGHT

[dusty ibex]

fighter imo

[warped fulcrum]

I like fighter

[main kayak]

Alr ty

[teal vapor]

combat skill u want depends on which weapon you prefer tbh

[dusty ibex]

yeah i also wouldn’t raise tigers

[dense lintel]

cool

[gaunt gale]

yep

I use it to fight small creatures

[teal vapor]

like if u prefer using hammer you want scout/acrobat for reduced cooldown but otherwise ig fighter is the way to go

[gaunt gale]

Acrobat is better for some dagger and desperate better for most

[gaunt gale]

Also a lot of swords can benefit from crit chance over raw damage

[stone swift]

can i get more galaxy swords with more prismatic shards

[serene walrus]

no

[stone swift]

booo

[serene walrus]

u have to buy it or something :>

[gaunt gale]

Buy or find

This is also new farmers

[stone swift]

oh

[warped fulcrum]

Can you log in to multiplayer and get one for each character? I've never tried that. They're $50k after you use a shard

[main kayak]

Just finished the normal mines omg

[dense lintel]

wdym find

[dense lintel]

now finish ||skull cavern||

[main kayak]

I need 10k gold still ;-;

To unlock the desert

[dense lintel]

you will get there soon

[stone swift]

yeah it's only || 2.6 billion floors||

[dense lintel]

yeah pretty easy

[stone swift]

at that point the game stops rendering floors

ladders do nothing

[snow nest]

bats are your favorite friends in any type of mine you’re in

[grave inlet]

I still need 25k to get to the desert 🥲

[stone swift]

crime

[spare kite]

Can you use tapper in the winter on trees

[warped fulcrum]

Shane's been spending all your money on booze and gambling.

[warped fulcrum]

Yes

[stone swift]

yes

[grave inlet]

Quit harping on my husband

[drifting dawn]

simply get more money

[main kayak]

I got a random shirt from those floating skull things-

[drifting dawn]

do you like it?

[warped fulcrum]

What is a floating skull doing with a shirt?!?

[main kayak]

No its ugly

[warped fulcrum]

Were they trying to wear it?

[drifting dawn]

then get rid of it ez

[silk rain]

I got a (I have zero idea if this is a spoiler but since your supposed to get it after unlocking the desert I’m just gonna play it safe) ||prismatic shard|| from one once 😭😭

(I have zero idea if this is a spoiler but since you’re supposed to get it after unlocking the desert I’m just gonna play it safe)

What happened there

Why did it send twice

[main kayak]

I actually STILL DONT HAVE A PRISMATIC GEM for the sword

[velvet forum]

Or pants...

[fallow gyro]

damn u cant make apple pie

[drifting dawn]

true

need pie in my life

[fallow gyro]

i got one too earlier. goes great with my pirate hat i got too

yarr

[main kayak]

Aw

[stone swift]

what did you guys name your horses

[drifting dawn]

thats a weird looking ship

[dense lintel]

lulu

[main kayak]

I got a green one

[fallow gyro]

sometimes it neighs but its just the wood creaking

[drifting dawn]

idk what i named mine last save and i don’t have one yet on my current save

[velvet forum]

Let the horse wear the hat

[stone swift]

mines named crack

[grave inlet]

every cowboy needs a hat

and a pair of fancy boots

[warped fulcrum]

Can you put hats on the horse on Switch? I just realized I've never tried that.

[main kayak]

Got the gold pumpkin and im done with the event lovely

[drifting dawn]

love those memes

[fallow gyro]

lol

[drifting dawn]

very good

[dense lintel]

I wish I had more of them ngl

[grave inlet]

cat

[main kayak]

I shall pet the cats

[fallow gyro]

[dense lintel]

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[main kayak]

Pet le chats

Which is the best floor for primastic shard to spawn?

[dense lintel]

uh

there is no such thing

[main kayak]

Well nodes whatever

[dense lintel]

unless you mean the slime

[main kayak]

A

[warped fulcrum]

Mystic Stones

[dense lintel]

the most consistent way to get prismatic shards is by breaking iridium nodes

those are found in ||skull cavern||

[main kayak]

OH right sorry im too tired ^^

[plain mountain]

So many comments……I’ll never catch up……

[dense lintel]

the highest chance of a prismatic is from a mystic stone

[warped fulcrum]

I can't embed yet but those have the highest chance I think. Level 100+ in the mines and almost any floor in SC.

[dense lintel]

at 25%

[plain mountain]

G’day chat!

[dense lintel]

||and those can be found in the mines after like floor 100 and in skull cavern and the quarry||

[urban marten]

without spoiling anything, how do i get there? I've heard a lot about it but idk what it is yet

[dense lintel]

hello

[grave inlet]

Good day to ya!

[dense lintel]

uh

[plain mountain]

Hi Pika!

[dense lintel]

you need to do something in the cc

[urban marten]

ohhh

[dense lintel]

to unlock the desert

[plain mountain]

Henlo!

[dense lintel]

the ||cavern|| is there

[urban marten]

thank you

[dense lintel]

hello

[main kayak]

Imagine someone bought the joja membershipjust ehy

[dense lintel]

I actually have to go now ngl but it was nice seeing you

[dense lintel]

I did

[whole onyx]

Me: dont want spoilers
Me: click spoilers
Me:

[dense lintel]

in one of my saves

[main kayak]

Le why