stardew-valley

[keen quiver]

I went over there but it was mid

[clever spire]

[supple hazel]

can i catch the bream here?

[clever spire]

yes

[cobalt hare]

true unironically have an addiction

[wooden crater]

Best content update of any game imo

[clever spire]

it has to b night tho

[supple hazel]

2 more hours!

[keen quiver]

Is there a rule about talking about post cc content here?

[clever spire]

yes

[wooden crater]

Yes, it isn't allowed

[wooden crater]

go to #stardew-spoilers to discuss

[cobalt hare]

i thought it wasn't allowed

[keen quiver]

Oh I thought you just couldn't talk about it in new farmers channel

[wooden crater]

Correct

[clever spire]

lmfaoooo

[drifting dawn]

only in seasoned farmers

[wooden crater]

we are in #stardew-valley rn

[keen quiver]

Oh

I thought this was off topic

My bad

[wooden crater]

LMAI

[clever spire]

what💀

[keen quiver]

I'm like never in any other channel

[clever spire]

how did u think this was off topic

well nvm ppl get way off topic here

[keen quiver]

Because I'm always in that channel, when I open the server it's always that channel

[clever spire]

#town-square #adventurers-guild r the off topic places

[keen quiver]

I don't know how I ended up here

Ok I'm going over there, sorry if I spoiled anything, I deleted my messages

[clever spire]

nah ur ok

[soft crow]

Only thing that spoiled is my MAR10 milk

[clever spire]

omg u have so much in common with @dusty ibex

[drifting dawn]

sad

[cobalt hare]

its a me

[clever spire]

he loves spoiled milk

[dusty ibex]

CAN I HAVE IT

[drifting dawn]

you should have frozen it in the vacuum of space thats what i did

[plain mountain]

Oh, he does like it…..

[soft crow]

Its limited edition, I can share but its mine

[dusty ibex]

😔

ok we share it

can my friend @junior oriole have some too

[clever spire]

aw spoiled milk besties

[analog canopy]

advice to beginners marry leah

because she love salad

[soft crow]

There's plenty of MAR10 milk to be shared, I bought 3 gallons of it

[analog canopy]

and cook salad or buy salad is very cheap

[clever spire]

3 gallons woaah

[clever spire]

by the time u do all that i’ve alr married haley

[drifting dawn]

you can also use forageables if you don’t feel like getting salads

[soft crow]

It's resale value is crazy

[serene walrus]

hi

[analog canopy]

marry haley easy too

[dusty ibex]

HELLO PEACHY

[plain mountain]

Hi Peachy

[serene walrus]

man im so sleepy

[dusty ibex]

and 3 years later lemon and panda still without bitches

[analog canopy]

because she's birthday is 14 spring

[clever spire]

[soft crow]

That gif will haunt my dreams

[analog canopy]

when start game give her daffodil every day

[clever spire]

1 who are u saying this to 2 u can’t everyday

[analog canopy]

Reaching 7 hearts in the first month is very simple.

in the second month very simple marry with halley

[serene walrus]

i think they are just saying general statements??

[clever spire]

i c

[analog canopy]

You must get married in the first 2 months of playing the game.

[clever spire]

guys make sure to sleep before 2am or else a scary monster will eat ur toes

also don’t chant lenin in the mirror at night

ur toes will b gone

[plain mountain]

Wat?

[dusty ibex]

[serene walrus]

[soft crow]

Toes are overrated anyway

[dusty ibex]

lucy speaking from first hand experience

[clever spire]

he ate my toes

[serene walrus]

:O

[dusty ibex]

the most logical thing is to sleep at 6am

[analog canopy]

the most logical thing is to always sleep at 1:50.

[dusty ibex]

this way u never play the game

[analog canopy]

oh..

[clever spire]

lmfaoo

[plain mountain]

Lol

[analog canopy]

u are stupid

[dusty ibex]

😮

[analog canopy]

u are an idiot

[dusty ibex]

😮

[soft crow]

[plain mountain]

Rude

[dusty ibex]

u wanna fight me

[clever spire]

yes ik how to play the game thx for the tip tho

[dusty ibex]

[analog canopy]

yeah im krav maga master

im doing krav maga 5years

come Turkey bro

fight with me

[dusty ibex]

ok i will show u a mirror and u will turn to stone

[clever spire]

ong

[cobalt hare]

Hello

[plain mountain]

Hi

[dusty ibex]

why is brug trying to get ppl to come to turkey IN AN SDV SERVER

[cobalt hare]

[soft crow]

Mmm turkey... yummy...

[dusty ibex]

hello CNL (ur new name cuz i can’t be bothered to type casualnolifer)

[analog canopy]

ok i will show your mom something and you will have a brother

[dusty ibex]

wow ur so original …

[plain mountain]

How r u today?

[analog canopy]

ne sandın koçum

[cobalt hare]

Not bad, just sleepy. Went to bed at 4 am last night and woke up at 5. Prolly gonna take a nap lol

[plain mountain]

English server

[analog canopy]

im soryy i forgtgo

[dusty ibex]

take more naps

[plain mountain]

Makes sense

[cobalt hare]

How are you doing?

[plain mountain]

Naps are good

I’m doing ok

[analog canopy]

FORGOT

[junior oriole]

who are you

[dusty ibex]

WTF MROON

[junior oriole]

LMAOOAOAO

[dusty ibex]

IM GWTTING U SPOILED MILK

[clever spire]

mroon ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

[serene walrus]

HIII hru casual

[dusty ibex]

WHY are U BLUE

HI MROON U HVE MADE SDVCORD 100x COOLER WITH UR PRESENCE

[junior oriole]

might be the fact that I've been dead for an eternity

[crude tapir]

ewww blue 💀

[plain mountain]

Oof

[soft crow]

Not just any spoiled milk, MAR10 spoiled milk

[junior oriole]

(⁠ ⁠ꈍ⁠ᴗ⁠ꈍ⁠)

[crude tapir]

all our homies r purple mroon GET UR GAME UP

[cobalt hare]

Hi peachy, not bad. How about you?

[junior oriole]

stfu ginger

[crude tapir]

except deep but he isnt our homie anyway

[cobalt hare]

Im just laying on the couch next to my dog

[analog canopy]

@dusty ibex hey dude come turkey ok?

[serene walrus]

in math class ugh

[crude tapir]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[dusty ibex]

@dense lintel @cobalt hare

[dusty ibex]

truer words NEVER BEEN SPOOEN

[analog canopy]

come turkey because im fight with u

[plain mountain]

Aw, I love dogs

[cobalt hare]

Which math? Algebra 2?

[soft crow]

I'll trade doggi pic in images channel if your down

[serene walrus]

YES ACTUALLY HOW DID U KNOW

[cobalt hare]

Educated guess

[serene walrus]

[clever spire]

y’all gaslighted him into pinging me in lfg and then said he wasn’t ur homie 💀💀💀💀

toxic aaaaassssssss

[crude tapir]

bruhhhh THAT WASNT EVEN ME

[cobalt hare]

Guhhh, which one is the image channel?

[storm gazelle]

#images-and-memes

[cobalt hare]

Thank you

[wooden crater]

That's a spoiler and not allowed in #stardew-spoilers

[clever spire]

u can’t talk about post cc stuff here

[teal vapor]

💀💀💀

[cobalt hare]

⏰

[serene walrus]

imagine post cc in new farmers

[clever spire]

CLOCK

[plain mountain]

Spoiler it or delete

[cobalt hare]

CLOCK

[dusty ibex]

ok he is my homie fr

[analog canopy]

im sorry i forgot

[dusty ibex]

imagine reading pinned messages

[serene walrus]

thats crazy

[cunning pewter]

The message needs to be deleted, not just spoilered.

[clever spire]

ALEXI

[serene walrus]

ALEXIIIIIII

[cunning pewter]

HELLO

[serene walrus]

HIII

[soft crow]

Don't click this it will explode || 💥 ||

[plain mountain]

Hi Alexi

[teal vapor]

it genuinely shocks me how few people bother looking through rules of servers before talking in them

[plain mountain]

I clicked it. Dead

[analog canopy]

@storm gazelle <3

[cobalt hare]

I sent a picture of my dog if you are interested.

[serene walrus]

omw

[soft crow]

Thank you, it made my day better

[cobalt hare]

Yay

[serene walrus]

doggy <3

[analog canopy]

i sent a picture of my farm if u are interested

[wooden crater]

WARNING: Post-CC spoilers below
(just clarifying rules)

[soft crow]

He got me

[wooden crater]

LMAOOO

[plain mountain]

Beautiful dog!

[cobalt hare]

Thanks! She's a Basset Jack.

[serene walrus]

i love when i click it does load >_>

[teal vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/stick-bug-gif-18910704

[plain mountain]

WHY DID I CLICK ON THAT!!!!

[soft crow]

Not again

[analog canopy]

Would it be a spoiler if I wrote how to get all the stardrops here?@wooden crater

[wooden crater]

I don't know why you'd be doing that

[teal vapor]

lmao

[wooden crater]

I'd recommend only saying stuff if you're answering a question

[cobalt hare]

I'm about to spoil the entire game for you.

[wooden crater]

Miscellaneous advice really isn't helpful as it will just be immediately buried

[serene walrus]

lol ture

[wooden crater]

I think you'd be ALLOWED to put how to get all the stardrops here, as long as you used spoiler tags

[cobalt hare]

Your grandfather dies and leaves his farm to you in his will. 🤯

[serene walrus]

true

[dusty ibex]

bruv is trying to write a guide

FOR ABSOLUTELY NOBODY TO READ

[cobalt hare]

BRO IS ONTO NOTHING 🔥

[soft crow]

I didn't get to that part yet....

[cunning pewter]

You shouldn’t be just casually stating things like that in here. I recommend only giving information when people ask. If you want to talk about anything you’re concerned may be a spoiler, even if it isn’t, #stardew-spoilers may be better to do so.

[wooden crater]

damn he DIES?

I THOUGHT HE WAS JUST SLEEPING

[cobalt hare]

[analog canopy]

ok <3

[clever spire]

[cunning pewter]

[dusty ibex]

wait alexi SEND HIM TO TOWN SQUARE instead

[plain mountain]

He is just sleeping, right? RIGHT???

[cunning pewter]

Actually, #town-square is good too! Thanks, Vil

[cobalt hare]

No Grandpa got sent to Jesus. He has a picture of Evelyn on his mantle so there's something amok.

[dusty ibex]

[cobalt hare]

Grandpa was just afk guys don't worry

He's been safk under your bed

Me when Grandpa NPC update

[plain mountain]

Lol

[cobalt hare]

Small question

How come the bed in grandpa's house be so horrible but when you make it to the house its like every normal bed

[calm sandal]

i see a rick roll silhouette

[cobalt hare]

The bed is cheating

[drifting dawn]

tru

[analog canopy]

alexi are u have a money

[soft crow]

Don't click this || 📸 halt, you have broken the law ||

[analog canopy]

i need money @cunning pewter

[cobalt hare]

Do you guys like cats too?

[serene walrus]

i have 2

they r my babies <3

[plain mountain]

I like cats too

[dusty ibex]

PEACJY POST PICTURES OF THEM NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW

[soft crow]

Cats are awesome

[plain mountain]

OMG! I’ve broken the law!!!!!

[cobalt hare]

I just posted a pic of my cat

[dense lintel]

I came back at a good time huh

peachy shows us the cats

[wooden crater]

i really love cats sm

[drifting dawn]

bingus

[cobalt hare]

This is glorpus actually

[plain mountain]

Pretty cat

[serene walrus]

omg im trying but its taking so long to upload 1 sec

[cobalt hare]

best crop in fall?

[soft crow]

Animal tier list S: dogs, cats, frogs A: birds, bunnies, whales B: everything else

[cobalt hare]

Algebra 2 psychic waves are destroying your connection

[cobalt hare]

Cranberries

[serene walrus]

tabby

[cunning pewter]

Imo, pumpkins if you have kegs/jars, cranberries if you don’t have a way to process.

[cobalt hare]

Pumpkins are also good

[clever spire]

can u leave alexi alone he’s just a little beby

[cunning pewter]

Thanks, Lucy. always looking out for me fr.

[lean steeple]

Who do yall think is the best person the marry in stardew? Bachelor or bachelorette

[clever spire]

always

[serene walrus]

shade

[cobalt hare]

Krobus

[crude tapir]

can i steal tabby

[serene walrus]

only if u give her back at the end of the day

[cunning pewter]

I really like Elliott, but that’s kind of an unpopular opinion.

[soft crow]

My massive stacks of money

[serene walrus]

ik abby gives u bombs sometimes

[crude tapir]

I WILL

LETS GOOOOOOOOO

[soft crow]

Elliot has the cutest room imo

[lean steeple]

Thanks ive married him before. hes a very intresting player. Although, he doesnt have as much backstory as som eof the other vanilla players, hes still a good one. 🙂

[dense lintel]

cute cats peachy

[clever spire]

real

[dense lintel]

omg free kitty cool

[serene walrus]

[plain mountain]

I’m loving these cat pics!

[soft crow]

Whats the horse power on your tabbi

[glass sapphire]

OYY yerim ben bunu

[cobalt hare]

6 doubloons

[soft crow]

Can you convert that to Pecos

[serene walrus]

what

[cobalt hare]

37.35 Pecos

[plain mountain]

English please

[soft crow]

Oh dang thats fast

Didn't mean to post that whoops lol

[soft crow]

She forgot to color it in, other than that it's a 8.5/10

[plain mountain]

True to life

[soft crow]

Ima go watch a movie, ill cya all later

[serene walrus]

beautiful

[vague root]

Hey I’m back 🙂

[dense lintel]

I had this saved but never downloaded it because lazy

thanks for downloading it for me

[last temple]

hiii

[dense lintel]

welcome katie

[vague root]

Heyy how are you?

[last temple]

good, how are you?

[dense lintel]

does anyone play on switch?

[plain mountain]

Cya

[grave inlet]

I do

[dense lintel]

@dusty ibex found someone who plays on switch

[dusty ibex]

LMAO

WHY HAVE U PINGED ME

@clever spire pika found someo body who plays on switch

[clever spire]

why u pointing at me my switch exploded

[dusty ibex]

ok bestie I will send u a new one

[grave inlet]

it what

[dusty ibex]

so u can play with everyone on switch

[warped fulcrum]

I just started a switch farm

[dense lintel]

cool

I don't own a switch

[grave inlet]

I have a switch lite

i love her

[warped fulcrum]

In my old age, returning to the game, I like playing on switch.

[grave inlet]

I started off on mobile and slowly moved to Switch. I like it a lot more.

[warped fulcrum]

Nice. I played on PC/Steam for a long time and I haven't had time to play much of anything for a long time. Is this your second playthrough then?

[grave inlet]

Sorta. I didn't finish everything on mobile, I just like it on Switch better.

[elder oracle]

I play I switch too

[grave inlet]

https://tenor.com/view/homer-simpson-whoo-hoo-yes-yay-gif-17375289

team switch

[analog canopy]

dont choose cc

[shrewd sandal]

just got level 10 foraging do i go for botanist or tracker

i imagine botanist

but idk maybe tracker's more profitable

[teal vapor]

botanist

[elder oracle]

I went botanist and it helps a lot

[cobalt hare]

Botanist

[shrewd sandal]

coolthnks

[teal vapor]

iridium quality guaranteed is godly

[clever spire]

real

[elder oracle]

If anyone wants to add me on switch my friend code is
SW-8090-7200-4939

[dusty ibex]

@cobalt hare ADD THEM

[north zealot]

I don´t know how to send a picture here, on the "+" - icon next to the chat-line here, i have only "use app".

[clever spire]

u can’t that’s y i put #images-and-memes

u don’t have embed perms here yet

[serene walrus]

!embeds

[novel thistle]

You can post images and embeds in most channels once you reach Cowpoke (level 5) on the server. You earn levels by sending messages, and will be notified by this bot when you've earned Cowpoke! You can send images in #images-and-memes at any level.

You can read more about the server channels in #welcome and roles in #roles, and check your current level with !lvl in #governors-mansion.

Currently, #stardew-spoilers and #town-square have embeds disabled for all levels.

[clever spire]

^^^

[north zealot]

#images-and-memes message
There is a pathway between each of them.
The pine-tree (bottom one, transparent, because hiding my character) is grown while in this setup.

[vivid sinew]

🧐

[languid flower]

what does george watch on the tv?

[clever spire]

probably telenovelas

[languid flower]

lmaoo

[bleak shard]

naaaaa i bet he just watches them Latin country weather report girls on loop

[clever spire]

nah

i bet george loves watching telenovelas but never admits it

he pretends Evelyn is watching it

[bleak shard]

ooo i passedmy 1000th hour on my stardew valley in steam yesterday 😄

[serene walrus]

amazing

[clever spire]

wooooow

i don’t even have that yet rip

[languid flower]

wowww

[bleak shard]

i may enjoy the game a bit

xD

[tepid orbit]

A bit?

[sour chasm]

Then enjoy the game a lot.

[wooden crater]

I love Grandpa's address

[bleak shard]

year 1 - day 24 fall ; total earnings 1m. Items missing from community center, snow yam and crocus, red cabbage, nautilus shell

[clever spire]

afterlife

[velvet forum]

Keep having to remind myself that having fun is more important than collecting all the things.
But on that note I wish Clint sold iridium ore starting Y3 or something...

[north zealot]

#images-and-memes message
There is a pathway between each of them.
The pine-tree (bottom one, transparent, because hiding my character) is grown while in this setup.

[bleak shard]

just save up some stairs and do a lvl 100+ rush of skull caverns. the drop rate once you are past lvl 100 for iridium is insane

[clever spire]

looks like there’s one space in between so it looks good

if u want it to grow faster try tree fertilizer

other than that just gotta wait for it to grow

[north zealot]

Where to get?

[bleak shard]

5 stone and 5 fiber akes 1

makes *

[languid flower]

WHY I CANT GET THE JUNIMO PLUSH OMG THIS IS MY 3RD ATTEMPT AND STILL CANT GET IT

[velvet forum]

Level up foraging skill

[clever spire]

i think it’s a foraging lvl

[bleak shard]

Also if you have a bone mill it will give you it alot of the times

[fallow gyro]

ur doing it at midday and not midnight right

[clever spire]

hello

[languid flower]

oh.

[fallow gyro]

there ya go

[serene walrus]

CRRAAAABBBY

[languid flower]

i guess i'll have it 28 days later

umm

[frank shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/seseren-texas-arknights-gif-26508973

[languid flower]

can scarecrows dissappear?

[frank shuttle]

no

[languid flower]

then why mine did

[last wigeon]

PEAMCHYYY

[frank shuttle]

unless they were destroyed they cannot

where they were?

[languid flower]

i stacked them in a line in my farm

they were there for months

[fallow gyro]

lightning?

[languid flower]

and now some of them are missing

[frank shuttle]

low chances to take out all of em

[languid flower]

what.

[frank shuttle]

do you have lighting rods?

[last wigeon]

Troll

[languid flower]

yepp

a lot

[frank shuttle]

then no idea

[last wigeon]

Orrrrr new creepy pasta

[frank shuttle]

prob

also hi crabby

here hav hug

[serene walrus]

hruuu

[languid flower]

😭 im gonna cry i was trying to collect 8 of them

[last wigeon]

Good you?

[last wigeon]

Why that?

[frank shuttle]

uhh

is this better?

[last wigeon]

No I mean why is that

[serene walrus]

fieneee waiting to get home 2 draw OH YEAh Gues wat

[frank shuttle]

because someone invented hugs

[last wigeon]

Why you huggin me creep

[last wigeon]

Wut

[frank shuttle]

why not? ;(

[serene walrus]

i got my first commission :D

[last wigeon]

Did you break something ?

[frank shuttle]

no...

[last wigeon]

Yeyyy what is it
Btw

[last wigeon]

Then you got bad grades?

[frank shuttle]

what

[last wigeon]

[frank shuttle]

no i didnt do anything wrong

atleast that im aware of

just felt like hugging u

[last wigeon]

Ok then leave me you creep

[frank shuttle]

oh okay.. sorry.

[last wigeon]

I AM THE CREEPY DOOD HERE

[serene walrus]

drawing i draw

[last wigeon]

But what

[frank shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/doubt-press-x-la-noire-meme-x-button-gif-19259237

[clever spire]

hey leave eda alone ‼️‼️‼️

[last wigeon]

You drawin wut? inappropriate stuff
Or doods in bikini
Or even maybe hazbin hotel or helluva boss

[frank shuttle]

wtf xD

[last wigeon]

[last wigeon]

No you leave us alone

[frank shuttle]

woah im not interesting in dating sowwy!

[clever spire]

peachy what’s with ppl saying weird things to u today 💀

[last wigeon]

Uh no no no no no no no

NO

HELL NO

FUCK NO

[frank shuttle]

more fishes in the sea.

im just not the one yk..

[serene walrus]

IM NOT A ADULT YET WTH

[last wigeon]

Fuck you creep

[frank shuttle]

i won!

[snow nest]

wait are cranberries worth planting in the fall

[last wigeon]

Then you draw guys in bikinis?

[clever spire]

can u stop

[last wigeon]

Fuck

[serene walrus]

idk

[frank shuttle]

Woah! that comes after marriage

[clever spire]

@spare lava 💀💀💀💀

[serene walrus]

no its just a normal drawing wtf crabby

[last wigeon]

I hope you find a rat in your bed eda

[clever spire]

omg

[frank shuttle]

thank you!

[serene walrus]

lmao

[frank shuttle]

i hope cockroaches crawl onto your bed and tackle you while u sleep ;3

[clever spire]

rats r cute

[last wigeon]

No problemooo <3

[last wigeon]

Awww thank youuuu

[frank shuttle]

np !! byee

[last wigeon]

Ok this feels wrong

[frank shuttle]

atleast ill have a friend

[last wigeon]

That was rude

[last wigeon]

But I am yout friend too

[frank shuttle]

Yay!

[last wigeon]

Bro they started playing tripaloski in a kid's bday

[frank shuttle]

ok they won the weirdness challenge

[last wigeon]

Shush

You see nuthin

[frank shuttle]

u didnt see anything.. u forget 1000 things everyday make sure this is one of em (i meant this as joke no offense also game reference)

the cake is a lie

[last wigeon]

Just two doods trying to find who is creepier

[frank shuttle]

have a cake

wait what? D:

ok now this made me

[serene walrus]

no ur the truth

[frank shuttle]

politely declines

[frank shuttle]

here hav hug

back to sdv topic?

[serene walrus]

y'all like sdv?????

[frank shuttle]

fairly yes.

[fossil parrot]

Never heard of it.

[serene walrus]

I heard about it in a yt vid but I'm not exactly sure

[frank shuttle]

i saw it from dangerouslyfunny actually

marrying the whole town

marrying robin and sister takes over her shop

[serene walrus]

💀actually yk df got me into sdv

[frank shuttle]

me too

[serene walrus]

maybe that's why I kept marrying divorcing people (I don't anymore lol)

[novel thistle]

@cobalt hare You leveled up to Cowpoke. You can now speak in our voice channels and share images in all channels!

[frank shuttle]

they must have felt sad

[supple hazel]

dry fish???

[frank shuttle]

congrats!

[serene walrus]

no it's ok I did that post cc thing I can't mention here

[frank shuttle]

Ah. i get what u mean

[serene walrus]

lol

[frank shuttle]

the most op thing

[serene walrus]

🤭

[steady apex]

hello eda

[frank shuttle]

hello

[serene walrus]

delete this

[fossil parrot]

Threatened them with a knife

[fallow gyro]

o fr?

[serene walrus]

it's not allowedto to be mentioned here thwts y I said "thing I can't mention here"

[fallow gyro]

well it was a guess because you made it kind of obvious what happened

[frank shuttle]

[serene walrus]

shh new players won't get it and if they ask I send em to seasoned 🕴️

[frank shuttle]

the best way to get xp!! /j

ik im not funneh

[left parrot]

hi yall, is there a more efficient way to farm coal other than killing dust sprites?

[frank shuttle]

buying it from clint

otherwise i dont think so

[fallow gyro]

charcoal maker?

[frank shuttle]

that takes wood. not good option

[left parrot]

150 gold per piece is absurd for my money right now

[tender yacht]

Yeah other way is using charcoal kiln

[frank shuttle]

it gets up every year till y2

[fossil parrot]

Helping out local Best man Clint.

[fallow gyro]

still an option

[tender yacht]

But wasting wood in the making

[frank shuttle]

10 wood for a coal isnt worth it

[velvet forum]

Only y2

[serene walrus]

no it only goes up in y2

[frank shuttle]

yea thats what.. i meant

[serene walrus]

lol

[fallow gyro]

depends what they need more, coal or wood

[velvet forum]

Y1 cheaper to buy wood for charcoal than buy coal from Clint.

[fallow gyro]

wood is easier to get

[left parrot]

i need money for the spring

[frank shuttle]

10 per wood from robin then 100 per piece for coal yooo charcoal is good

[frank shuttle]

then idk

[velvet forum]

Are you kegging your summer/fall crops?

[left parrot]

i'll just farm dust sprites, maybe i'll make a couple of gold from gems

[left parrot]

nope, didn't focus on kegs and preserves much, got maybe 10 of both

[velvet forum]

If winter, grow winter forage seeds. Level up foraging, sell crystal fruit wine.

[frank shuttle]

Hey try killing the bugs on floor 15 (the flies that fly) for ancient fruit seed its a money maker

[serene walrus]

it's easier with monster musk if u have that from special orders from the wizard

[left parrot]

i've got about 5~ ancient seeds now, just don't have the ||greenhouse|| unlocked yet

[frank shuttle]

i dont think u have to spoiler the greenhouse here.

[left parrot]

isn't it the reward for the cc ?

[frank shuttle]

it is but it is a known one

because it litteraly says it there.

[left parrot]

ah- woops

[velvet forum]

And it's a reward for one room, not the whole cc.

[frank shuttle]

no worries!

[serene walrus]

🕴️🕴️🕴️

[left parrot]

ah right, it's the pantry yeah?

[velvet forum]

You can talk about fixing the bus but not where it goes, as another example.

[left parrot]

ooh, alright i see

[frank shuttle]

but about bundle rewards u cant

[left parrot]

i knew about spoilers just didn't know the finer details on it

[serene walrus]

ya

[frank shuttle]

here have a hug

[left parrot]

i've got a seed maker and all i need are spring crops (for the greenhouse) so i'll be growing ancient fruit mid-spring

[tender yacht]

This has been an argument whether desert should be tag as spoiler or not. As the ticket machine tells you about desert even before bus got fixed, people claim desert can be talk freely here. But not for what content or can be done there

[clever spire]

who is ppl

never seen that

always that it is spoilered

[serene walrus]

yea

[tender yacht]

Ok then, i'll follow you guys like i always did when i join this server 👍

[clever spire]

yea follow ur cult leaders

[tender yacht]

Should i spoiler tag my last message leader?

[snow nest]

what’s the most profitable crop in fall

is it cranberries or pump

[tender yacht]

Pumpkin (processed) and cranberry (raw)

[snow nest]

Processed as in like jam or something?

[dusty ibex]

jars or kegs yes

[snow nest]

ok thanks

[upbeat raptor]

hello ! I am new and I am having kind of a hard time finding the general chat so I would appreciate a bit a help,, thanks in advance haha 😅

[lone kelp]

#town-square pretty sure

[ashen flume]

Like, for offtopic stuff? Or stardew stuff?

[serene walrus]

NILLY

[tender yacht]

General sdv talk, here or #stardew-spoilers . More general, #town-square or #adventurers-guild

[upbeat raptor]

guess off topic ,, like general conversations,, not necessarily abt the game

[ashen flume]

Yeah thats town square

[ashen flume]

Hey peachy

[frank shuttle]

hi nil!

[tender yacht]

And #adventurers-guild for no talk about sdv at all

[frank shuttle]

hi box

[maiden frost]

Hey guys

[tender yacht]

Hello eda, you can call me box. It's easier to type

[frank shuttle]

Hi!

[maiden frost]

Anyone like to play multiplayer with me?

[frank shuttle]

will do so

[frank shuttle]

#multiplayer-lfg-old

[upbeat raptor]

oh thanks everyone ! ur very nice, i actually joined another server like a couple days ago and I asked for her for one of the bots and there were like 10 ppl chatting and all of them ignored me lol,,,, moving to the other chat now :>

[serene walrus]

amazing

[ashen flume]

Hi hi

[cobalt hare]

I underestimated the fishing money (4 days worth of stockpiling fish)

Now i feel like I'm the Elon musk of pelican town

[dense lintel]

see

you didn't just get 5k

[tender yacht]

Stockpile fish then sell after getting level 5 profession?

[cobalt hare]

Man i have level 7

I picked the 25% extra professiona

[tender yacht]

Yeah figured

[cobalt hare]

Also i got extremely lucky with the catfish

13 catches in one day

Well i failed 2

[tender yacht]

That's good. Catfish can be annoying to catch

[serene walrus]

hehe

[tender yacht]

Literally cat fish lol

[dusty ibex]

@cunning pewter THEY ARE GONNA CATCH U

[tender yacht]

That reminds me of sea bear 😆

[cobalt hare]

How many strawberries should i get

[hexed smelt]

I don't have one of those. I have a hummingbear, though ...

[cobalt hare]

I kinda wanna afford getting barn, coop and tool upgrades with few animals maybe

Probably not animals because i don't have the machines yet

So basically just barn and coop and 2-3 tool upgrades

To be honest that's all my money basically

But I'll fish a couple days after strawberry

Okay strawberries might be kinda bad

If i plant 30 and let's say all of them get double produce I'll only get around 14k

In 12 days

while fish gave me that same 14k in 4 days

3 times more efficient

[woeful marlin]

Hey learned something new last night
Train on single player just knocks you away
Multiplayer? The train beat me up and sent me to Harvey

[cobalt hare]

Did you stay Infront of train for too long

Because that can happen

[woeful marlin]

I managed to get under the train somehow

[dusty ibex]

this is a bad take

[clever spire]

fr

[plain mountain]

I have returned!

[dusty ibex]

try and plant 100 strawberries and see if ur fish can keep up with it

[plain mountain]

I have fished!

[cobalt hare]

I'm not gonna plant anything past 40

[dusty ibex]

and strawberries are very good for farming xp

[clever spire]

bruh

[cobalt hare]

100 will destroy all my brain cells

[plain mountain]

I am now level one

[dusty ibex]

congratulations

[cobalt hare]

But kale

[plain mountain]

Thanks!

[clever spire]

kale💀💀💀💀💀

[plain mountain]

And where the heck do you find the train?

[dusty ibex]

ok u can do ur kale n fishing but i wouldn’t go round saying strawberries is bad

[woeful marlin]

On train tracks

[dusty ibex]

i think you need to wait a bit for it to be unlocked

[cobalt hare]

Idk man i just don't like them. You do you i guess

[dusty ibex]

it isnt me it’s like nearly every good player

[cobalt hare]

Its just way too expensive and i don't have enough sanity left to water 100 of them

[plain mountain]

I heard it’s whistle the other day and had no clue where to go

[cobalt hare]

And kale is technically better for xp

[dusty ibex]

ohh then u run upwards

[plain mountain]

Kale is a superfood!

[cobalt hare]

Takes less time to grow and it sells for just 10 gold less than strawberry

[woeful marlin]

Left of Linus' tent and up. Might be blocked early game

[cobalt hare]

sure it doesn't have regrowth or the double crop chance

[clever spire]

yeah but strawberries regrow

lmfaooo

[dusty ibex]

kale is for ppl who dont like making money

[dense lintel]

kimg

[dusty ibex]

hi pika

[cobalt hare]

Last time i got to the end game i used Starfruit more than ancient fruit. Trust me i don't care about having to buy seeds

[clever spire]

pika

[plain mountain]

Ah ok. Thanks for the info.

[dense lintel]

should I play my save rn

[plain mountain]

PIKA!!!!

[clever spire]

sf is better than af anyway

[dense lintel]

I am a bit tired ngl

hello redhot

[lapis cloud]

guys

[clever spire]

with speedgrow

[lapis cloud]

i med this cute guy

[dusty ibex]

rest up king

[dense lintel]

that is true

[lapis cloud]

and he invited me to play stardew valley when hes off work

[cobalt hare]

Anyway

[dense lintel]

made 3 mil in y2 spring from just sf wine

[maiden frost]

Yoo

[cobalt hare]

I'll just plant the kale and go fishing

[plain mountain]

If you are so tired that you won’t enjoy it I’d let it go until you feel more energized.

[clever spire]

green flag fr

[dense lintel]

I'm always tired

[lapis cloud]

and he works at this wildlife center with this cool anteater

[hexed smelt]

Uh, not in any way. Strawberries give 18 xp and have 5 harvests per season. Kale gives 17 xp and has 4 harvests per season.

[frank shuttle]

good night

[clever spire]

um wtf

[frank shuttle]

wait what pika?

[frank shuttle]

"normalize bein ugly?"

[clever spire]

slur in chat

[lapis cloud]

shit sorry

he called me the b word

[cobalt hare]

Dave I'm buying the strawberry from Pierre in day 13

[clever spire]

why r u saying this 💀

[lapis cloud]

yippeee yippeeeeeee

[plain mountain]

Henlo

[lapis cloud]

idk im just excited bc i havent had any luck with people in like months

[hexed smelt]

I agree. SF has advantages in endgame, while AF's only advantage is "I'm too lazy to replant". 🤣

[clever spire]

the slur ?????

[lapis cloud]

and its stardew valley related

im mexican

i deleted

[dense lintel]

sf has advantages early game

[night glen]

Star fruit my beloved

[dense lintel]

literally the best crop you can plant early game

[dusty ibex]

sf early game and late game >>>

maybe mid game ancient fruit has some advantage

[maiden frost]

SF are the best

[lapis cloud]

i would like to formally apologize to the sv server for my language :( it will not happen again and i will no longer say bad words

[night glen]

I got rich on star fruit wine

[cobalt hare]

Did they make it so that swear words are illegal now

[stark cargo]

i accidentally deleted my year3 file

[wooden crater]

oh no

[lapis cloud]

no i said the bean word

[frank shuttle]

bean?

[maiden frost]

Oh crap

[night glen]

Noo that’s so sad

[frank shuttle]

RIP

[cobalt hare]

The bee of itch

[lapis cloud]

no

[frank shuttle]

beeeach?

[lapis cloud]

i said beaner

[wooden crater]

You might be able to recover it. Take a look online for 'recover deleted game file'

[cobalt hare]

Yes

[plain mountain]

OMG!

[stark cargo]

tysm

[clever spire]

why do u keep saying it

[lapis cloud]

there is no excuse for my horrible language. and i will not do it again

[clever spire]

it’s not allowed here bruv

[lapis cloud]

bc they didnt know what it was lol

IM SORRY

[frank shuttle]

bru moment

[clever spire]

ok ignore them tjen

[lapis cloud]

pretend im talking about snacks

[upbeat raptor]

visible confusion

[frank shuttle]

honestly i didnt even knew that was a slur

[lapis cloud]

^

[plain mountain]

I didn’t either

[frank shuttle]

we learn everyday!

[plain mountain]

Indeed

[dusty ibex]

the sdv server should not be ur source of learning new slurs

[lapis cloud]

like cheese eating surrender monkeys is the slur for french people

[frank shuttle]

it is now

[plain mountain]

Agreed

[cobalt hare]

EYSHEHE CLUB!!!

[dreamy monolith]

New vocab unlocked

[lapis cloud]

OOOO

[frank shuttle]

Achievemnt unlocked! BEANS

[frank shuttle]

W

[dreamy monolith]

Ooga booga club

[dusty ibex]

ok maybe don’t

do that ?

[night glen]

Y’all I have a question

[lapis cloud]

death

[frank shuttle]

beans?

[plain mountain]

What level is that?

[night glen]

Why is my stardew son so scary?

[cobalt hare]

1 minute later

[upbeat raptor]

backs off

[cobalt hare]

I'm using remixed mine rewards

[frank shuttle]

lol

[plain mountain]

Oh….ok

[night glen]

AND WHY CAN I THROW HIM?

[frank shuttle]

yeeet.

[dreamy monolith]

Because that's what all responsible parents do to their babies

[maiden frost]

@cobalt hare Wanna be friends?

[frank shuttle]

also dont forget to shout yeet while u do so

[cobalt hare]

Bro it's like the "yipeee you little shit" thing that patents do and the baby becomes happy for 40 seconds then he becomes angry because no food

[frank shuttle]

patents

[cobalt hare]

I did it to a baby once but almost dropped him

His head was a foot from the ground

[night glen]

It’s a little funny that sometimes the baby’s just home alone

[lapis cloud]

i blew up shane yesterday and im still not over it

[cobalt hare]

And bro laughed

[last wigeon]

yo

[night glen]

NO NOT SHANE

[dreamy monolith]

Not close enough

[frank shuttle]

hi crabby

[lapis cloud]

I KNOW IM SORRY

[cobalt hare]

Idk man

[maiden frost]

And how exactly did you do that?

[lapis cloud]

i accidentally dropped a mega bomb on him while he was walking to work

[cobalt hare]

"accidentally"

[maiden frost]

Just wanna play with someone

[frank shuttle]

define accidental

[urban marten]

I'm so glad you told me that cuz i had no idea you could KILL PEOPLE IN THIS GAME

[lapis cloud]

i was trying to give it to him

[last wigeon]

hewwo

[cobalt hare]

Unfortunately i can't, I'm on mobile

[lapis cloud]

and i missed

[frank shuttle]

u cant

[maiden frost]

Oh no prob

[wooden crater]

it's actually quite gory

[plain mountain]

Hello

[frank shuttle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/706633628851110048/1102659575032848434/image0.gif

[last wigeon]

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[cobalt hare]

Who would win in a fist fight, Elliot or shane

[dreamy monolith]

What about shadow people

[cobalt hare]

I think normal Shane would probably lose but drunk Shane would split Elliot's chin in half

[lapis cloud]

shane

[frank shuttle]

bye..friend

[wooden crater]

I mean Elliot is a pretty buff guy

[dreamy monolith]

Drunk Shane is normal shane

[last wigeon]

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[maiden frost]

Definitely Shane, he would take a bottle of alcohol and smash it on Elliot's head

[lapis cloud]

^

[frank shuttle]

its time for me to go

[cobalt hare]

And if you tell Shane that jas is gonna get harmed by Elliot Shane is probably gonna destroy his entire family

[plain mountain]

Bye Eda

[cobalt hare]

I said fist fight

[last wigeon]

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[cobalt hare]

No weapons

[frank shuttle]

[maiden frost]

A drunkard does not follow any rules

[last wigeon]

[night glen]

Shaney poo

[cobalt hare]

what if they have no access to weapons

They're like in a flat stoney area

[night glen]

SHOOT I REPLIED TO THE WRONG MESSAGE

[cobalt hare]

No rocks to pick up

[night glen]

BASHSHAHA

[cobalt hare]

Are there crimes that are not committed by the player in the valley

Like besides me Qi running a probably illegal casino

[dreamy monolith]

Pam intoxicated driving

[hexed smelt]

Babies love games of "dodge the ceiling fan blades".

[wooden crater]

when you go unconscious linus 'finds' someone digging in your pockets

[cobalt hare]

OH I FORGOT THAT PART

[dreamy monolith]

Also the dwarf steals things

At night

[serene walrus]

embezzlement of government funds lewis' ||gold statue||

[cobalt hare]

i thought you didn't need to spoiler that here

you can get it on day one right?

[serene walrus]

jsut being safe cause its from a secret note

[cobalt hare]

Cause it's always there

I once got it in day 28

[dusty ibex]

u can spoiler things u dont have to spoiler

[serene walrus]

oh nice i didnt know that

[dusty ibex]

like || deez nuts ||

[cobalt hare]

Come on vil

[serene walrus]

||your mom||

[cobalt hare]

Is that your sense of humor now vil

How do you get the ||iridium Krobus|| statue

That's not post cc right?

[frank shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-sleep-gif-23970142

[clever spire]

think u fish it at a specific location

[cobalt hare]

Where

[frank shuttle]

under the trash bear

[dreamy monolith]

At the sewer pipe

[clever spire]

i recommend the wiki it’s complicated af

[cobalt hare]

Ok

[dreamy monolith]

You need fishing 15 to reach

[dense lintel]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-goes-away-gif-23278467

[cobalt hare]

Noooo the cat

[serene walrus]

:(

[cobalt hare]

That's how I imagine marney delivering a car to your farm

[dreamy monolith]

Car delivery

[frank shuttle]

LEMME SLEEP CMON

[serene walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-chuni-sleep-gif-20108376

[cobalt hare]

Same lol

[serene walrus]

got a new blanket

[frank shuttle]

ok now go please sleep

[left parrot]

yall should i fill the rest of my coop with dinos? i've got 8 chickens and one dino so far, or should i just get ducks instead?
i've built another coop and i'm gonna incubate a void egg cause i got that one event for it

[dreamy monolith]

The most profitable are regular chickens

[serene walrus]

just keep the chiekns lol dinos make the least unless ur just looking for cuties

[dreamy monolith]

Dinosaurs aren't really profitable but they are cute

[serene walrus]

im so tired fr and its only 3 38 pm

[frank shuttle]

its 9pm here

[left parrot]

so is there a point in uhh, void chickens then?
cause looking at the wiki large eggs > void eggs but regular eggs arent

[serene walrus]

rip

[left parrot]

it's a really small difference though

[clever spire]

void eggs r the worst in terms of profit

[frigid root]

sa

[left parrot]

right, thank youu

[dusk tree]

A fairy just visited my farm and performed magic on one of my pumpkins

what does that mean

[left parrot]

i think they give some of your crops a boost, instantly growing them

[dusk tree]

cool

yeah

my pumpkins are fully grown now

[dreamy monolith]

Loved gift for Sebastian and krobus

[left parrot]

meh, not really interested in that but ty!

[novel thistle]

@left parrot You leveled up to Cowpoke. You can now speak in our voice channels and share images in all channels!

[left parrot]

🙏 finally

[cobalt hare]

This is the time where i make the big decision

Should i buy strawberries or buy kale

[fallow gyro]

strawberries

[hexed smelt]

Strawberries.

[bleak shard]

mmmmmm that feeling when the traveling cart sells you a red cabbage on the last day of fall ❤️

[teal vapor]

lol

[north zealot]

Finally that tree is grown up, but i still wonder why it stayed in one step before for so long.

[hexed smelt]

I saw that. "last day of all". Talk about endgame. 🤣

[bleak shard]

thats right community center complete = Thanos finger snap time

[hexed smelt]

You need to use tree fertilizer to have regular, predictable, and rapid growth. Otherwise you are at the mercy of RNGesus.

[left parrot]

yall, is kale actually a good crop to farm in the spring?
obv excluding strawberries from the egg hunt

[bronze quarry]

helloo

is there a way i can rotate the barn

???

[dreamy monolith]

For xp it's good but strawberries are better

Just overall

[dreamy monolith]

No

[left parrot]

i'm already level 10, but would it be more profitable than the standard spring crops (potatos, etc)? is what i kind of mean*

[dreamy monolith]

Potatos and cauliflower are probably better

[bronze quarry]

ok is there another way i can make grass regrow?

[dreamy monolith]

Get grass starters from pierre

[bronze quarry]

that just grows it

does it

like

grow more

next to it

[dreamy monolith]

Yes

It spreads

[fallow gyro]

as long as ur animals dont eat it

[dreamy monolith]

Put a fence on your grass starter so animals can't eat the source

[fallow gyro]

you can place down the grass then a fence over it so they cant eat it too, they only eat what spreads from it

[clever spire]

that’s just how it is

bad rng sometimes

[rose onyx]

its worse than cauli, potatoes, and beans, but i still like to grow it b/c diversity

[left parrot]

looking at some profit calculator, i chose 200 seeds and farming 10
cauli is only slighter better by like.. 1,000g? and potatoes are the opposite being worse than 1,000g

[tacit kiln]

Just got a red cabbage in travelling cart year 1 spring day 14 for 1300

Not even the seed

Actual red cabbagr

[left parrot]

yeah, me too! i like growing different types of crops instead of just focusing on what's most profitable

[tacit kiln]

now if i dont get cc year 1 im selling

[clever spire]

that’s a big commitment

have u completed cc b4?

[tacit kiln]

yes

[clever spire]

should b a breeze then

[tacit kiln]

Dawg im literally doing the most disgusting strategy ever

[cobalt hare]

I need a red cabbage but have no idea where to start 🙂

[tacit kiln]

Im using a seed that guarantees fairy day 3 to get a green bean and cauliflower

[bronze quarry]

why do my plants die uot

out

even though

[left parrot]

..but it's winter?

[tacit kiln]

This way I can finish the spring crops bundle to get 20 speed grows

And I found out recently

that strawberries with any speed grow will give you a 3rd harvest

[rose onyx]

theres ways through random luck to get a seed/crop, like travelling cart, but otherwise you normally get it ||unlocked during year 2||

[bronze quarry]

why do my plants randomly dry out

[quaint swan]

r u forgetting to water one

[rose onyx]

is the season changing? theyll die unless they specify they grow in multiple seasons

[left parrot]

are they watered? do you have scarecrows?

[snow nest]

Bring Linus tuna

[rose onyx]

i dont believe crops die if not watered

[bronze quarry]

yes to the 2 things

[tacit kiln]

Yeah they just don't grow

[quaint swan]

hmmmm

🤔

[north zealot]

why is one of my pumpkin-plants small and yellow now, the day before was rainy, so i could not forget to water a tile.

[bronze quarry]

no

[tacit kiln]

By any chance are they cauliflowers? They look a lot like they're dried when growing

[left parrot]

OH i just looked at the wiki again, i thought it said summer and spring
cause i was so confused cause i went fishing and i didn't get it

[bronze quarry]

no

[left parrot]

just turns out it's cause of the in game time

[bronze quarry]

melons

[cobalt hare]

Can't believe i wasted 3k gold on strawberries

[quaint swan]

one of my melons dried out too

[cobalt hare]

But i had to

[tacit kiln]

Maybe lightning struck them

[quaint swan]

worth it

[cobalt hare]

Lightning probably

[bronze quarry]

maybe

[quaint swan]

thats shitty

[snow nest]

Is it a bad idea for me to skip everyone’s birthday in the first year

[bronze quarry]

HOLY SHIT SAME

LOLL

[quaint swan]

nah i always forget

[tacit kiln]

If they're a very select few crops like 1 or 2 it's probably lightning

[cobalt hare]

In year two you probably have more time to focus on it

[left parrot]

they die after a few days of being unwatered

[clever spire]

no they do not

[tacit kiln]

No they just don't grow

[cobalt hare]

No?

[quaint swan]

👀

[snow nest]

I have blueberries that have been there for decades unwatered and they’re fine

[left parrot]

unsure, i googled it and it says they do
i believe they do..

[cobalt hare]

They'll just wait there

[clever spire]

they do not

[left parrot]

ah, odd

[cobalt hare]

Google is dumb

[tacit kiln]

Probably the reality answer and not sdv answer

[hasty glacier]

Is there a mod I can talk to real quick

[cobalt hare]

I had it once say that strawberries are bought from the general store

[left parrot]

yep fair enough 😭

[cobalt hare]

Use the wiki

[clever spire]

u can dm the bouncer