stardew-valley

[dark kelp]

Save it then

Damm

[merry brook]

i said u should double it by threw the fruit to seed maker and do it after you gain a lot of ancient fruit seed

[valid patrol]

How do I attach bait to my rod

[fringe wagon]

Grab the bait and right click on the rod

[merry brook]

if u r pc user, grab the bait using the left mouse click to the fishing rod and right click the mouse on the fishing rod

[valid patrol]

Thanks

just got a chicken, what do I do with it now LOL

[dusty ibex]

get 4 chickens

[toxic totem]

what did you name it?

[north zealot]

as following secret node 21 i scared 2 people out of a bush at the bridge to the beach.
does this trigger something afterwards?

[valid patrol]

chester

[small bison]

no, it doesnt activate anything else, ane the two people are Marnie the rancher and mayor lewis

[toxic totem]

AWWHH THATS ADORABLE

my favourite chickens name is totoro

[valid patrol]

omg that's so cute

[naive scaffold]

What’s the best way to upgrade my watering can if Im not getting rainy days

[toxic totem]

thank you :))

[dreamy monolith]

if you want to complete the community center then get one brown chicken and one white chicken

[valid patrol]

wait do i have to feed them somehow

[toxic totem]

well mines just a copper one, id just recommend sprinklers

sprinklers>>>>>>

[dreamy monolith]

(buy a chicken and at the top of the screen it tells you which chicken you are getting cancel the transcation if its the wrong one then buy it again)

[valid patrol]

the ones you craft? or are there better ones elsewhere

[dreamy monolith]

put hay into the feeding trough

[valid patrol]

do i buy hay from marnie or

[grave inlet]

Yeah

[dreamy monolith]

you could get a silo

to cut grass for hay

[toxic totem]

the ones you craft! youll get better crafting recipes of sprinklers the more you play

[valid patrol]

this game is so addicting lol

[toxic totem]

I KNOW RIGHT

[grave inlet]

It really is

[toxic totem]

i have 100+ hours on it and only just recently completed the community centre 😭

[grave inlet]

Damn, that's impressive. Racking up them hours lmfao

[toxic totem]

how many hours do you have? :))

also thank you 💗

[grave inlet]

On my most recent game I think I only have about thirty hours. Most of that has been wooing Shane and mining.

[toxic totem]

i hate mining

i avoid it at all costs

shanes cool, but im married to the best girl hayley

[dreamy monolith]

mining is one of my favorite things along with fishing

[toxic totem]

but im kinda bored of her so now im going for sebastion

[toxic totem]

really? fishing i understand, it can get so frustrating tho

[valid patrol]

i hate mining so much lol

[dreamy monolith]

its hard at early levels

[toxic totem]

SAME

[dreamy monolith]

mining is also really annoying without an upgraded pickaxe

im at floor 40 with regular pickaxe

[valid patrol]

ah. i should do that

how do i get deeper into the mines? i seem to only be able to get to floor 10

before it's night

[toxic totem]

i didnt do any of my mining, i got my partner to do it all for me because they adore combat

[dreamy monolith]

use the elevator

it saves every 5 floors

it goes to multiples of 5

[valid patrol]

ohh wait then i'm starting from 10 i mean

and every time i go back in the lowest i can start from is 10????

[dreamy monolith]

you need to get to 15

did you do that?

it shows your floor in the top left corner while in the mines

[valid patrol]

i feel like i have but not according to the elevator lol

wait wtf

ok so i took the elevator to 10 but the number in the top left corner showed 6

im so confused

[dreamy monolith]

wait can you send me a screenshot

thats weird

[valid patrol]

oh gg i stopped playing for now

ill send ss later

[dreamy monolith]

oh ok

[toxic totem]

what platform are u playing on?

[valid patrol]

Mac

[toxic totem]

ahh okay

[blazing peak]

Does anyone know how can i plant on grass
I want to expand my farm but i cant hoe it

[dusty ibex]

u cannot plant on grass if you can’t hoe it

[blazing peak]

Yes

[dusty ibex]

not every tile on ur farm is for crops

[blazing peak]

But how can i hoe it

[dusty ibex]

you can’t 💀

[blazing peak]

Oh

I see

Man so im stuck with this small farm

[dreamy monolith]

which farm

did you pick

[blazing peak]

I think its called forest

[dreamy monolith]

it can have quite a bit of space

[teal vapor]

for3st has plenry of space you just have to learn how to use it efficiently

[dreamy monolith]

not a lot but not little either

not all of it is in front of your house

[teal vapor]

heres my last screenshot of my forest farm for reference

[blazing peak]

I meant the one front the house
Its kinda small

[blazing peak]

Nice

[teal vapor]

u just gotta use the grassy areas for buildings n stuff

[dreamy monolith]

yes but thats not the entire farm

to the left there is a ton of space

[blazing peak]

I see

[dreamy monolith]

there is 1413 plantable tiles on the forest farm

[blazing peak]

I gusse i have to cut down my trees for it Which is kinda sad

[blazing peak]

Oh wow

Thats a lot

[dreamy monolith]

you can make a tree farm on the grassy areas

by planting tree seeds

(maple,acorn, pinecone)

[teal vapor]

youll have to cut down the trees eventually regardless but dw bc you can replant

yee

[blazing peak]

I didnt think i cant plant on it when i first started
I mean i saw some pepole farms on yt and they where big

[oak trail]

time to farm for scroll IV again. Sigh

[blazing peak]

So i thought i can do that later

I even upgraded my hoe to golden one cuz i thought it needed higher lvl to do that

And Thanks for the help

[teal vapor]

💀

[oak trail]

so close... scroll 3

[teal vapor]

well now you can hoe more tiles at once

which is handy

[oak trail]

why wont this area be tilled?

[blazing peak]

Yeah i would have upgraded it one day so its fine i gusse

[oak trail]

grrr. STupid 'different' levels making it hard to finish this quest.

[dreamy monolith]

just go to a level hoe the ground then untill it with a pickaxe

or re enter that level

[oak trail]

Well in this case I realized its the last day to get 12 bats so switched my plans

but it kept giving those weird levels with zombies instead of the levels with bats

next time I guess x.x

[rapid mortar]

Hi

[rose onyx]

its actually the least out of all the farm types. its just a better layout than river or mines for example, which both have slightly more

[dreamy monolith]

the river has them layed out in an awkward spot making sprinkler placements harder

[plush yacht]

Hi

[oak trail]

hrm. cant decide which two rings x.x Iridium, VAmpire, or Immunity...

[distant sphinx]

Iridium

[dusty ibex]

iridium is like 10x better than vampire

and also quite a bit better than immunity

[distant sphinx]

Vampire is just cheese but worse

And immunity is just boots but worse

[oak trail]

I definitely like Iridum for the multiple effects.

I think Immunity, because I cant stand the 'slow' negative effect.

[distant sphinx]

But like

boots

[oak trail]

I have boots too

[tardy thistle]

guys i found stardew valley

yknow the coordinates that harvey gives you

[distant sphinx]

🤯

Inedible

[hexed smelt]

No wonder Lewis is such an ineffectual mayor. He works for Putin. 🤣

[oak trail]

... cant you put pumpkin juice in kegs? It isnt working..

[south scroll]

facepalm

[oak trail]

not kegs. The casks

[south scroll]

You can only put crops

[oak trail]

I get the two words mixed up

[south scroll]

Oh

No

[oak trail]

Huh. Oh well

[south scroll]

You cant age juice

It only works on thungs that was fermented

Like cheese

[distant sphinx]

I love fermented thungs

[south scroll]

Aging juice will only get you smelly juice

[south scroll]

Same

[hexed smelt]

You can't age juice.

[south scroll]

I'm a die hard yogurt fan

[oak trail]

... I just realized I dont know if bombing stones works for Special Orders.

well,t he juice came out of kegs, so...

sweet it does work

[wooden furnace]

i got this game last night

[hexed smelt]

Of course. Gather them how you will. As long as you gather them during the time of the quest.

[hexed smelt]

Welcome! You're in for a fun time. It's a great game.
My advice to new players is to watch the TV every morning before you leave the house. It will give you game tips and recipes.

[wooden furnace]

are u a robot

😭

[oak trail]

Iceman: just wanted to ensure they counted when blasted. Sorry for delay I was singing Someone to Love

[hexed smelt]

Me? Never.

[visual kernel]

is there a way to get all of your items back when you die in the cave?

[gleaming summit]

You're only allowed to recover 1 item from the adventure guild i think

[visual kernel]

thats so dumb

[hexed smelt]

One item or up to one stack of a single item.

Stacks count as 1.

[distant sphinx]

999 = 1

Thanks for the math lesson dave

[rose onyx]

dont die ;p

[mental skiff]

Get better at eating food

[dusk tree]

Question

Do you pronounce Joja Co. Ho-ha or Jo-ja?

[distant sphinx]

Joja

[dusk tree]

I use the first one

[cobalt hare]

that's funny

[cobalt hare]

also, welcome to the server

[visual kernel]

bro my boyfriend pronounces Leah as lay-ah and not Le-ah and its triggers me everytime how do you guys say it

[dusk tree]

Le-ah

[cobalt hare]

Le-ah

[snow nest]

Best floors to get copper ore?

[rose onyx]

lay-ah isnt bad way to say it, but itd likely be spelled Leia

[rose onyx]

1-40

just run through them

[snow nest]

alright

[tranquil ferry]

lee ah

[mental skiff]

Like the princess from starwars?

Cuz that’s how I say it lol

[tranquil ferry]

no

oh ya

lay ah

[visual kernel]

but she spells her name Leia

so that doesnt make sense

[tropic fox]

good morning y'all

fix your layout

[visual kernel]

go finishing

go to the forgten woods

[tropic fox]

Upgrade your tools

[tropic fox]

*secret woods, northern west part of the cindersap forest

[teal shore]

Finish bundles

Build your relationships with people

[mental skiff]

I don’t need to make sense

[teal shore]

Go to the dessert

Go mining

[abstract delta]

Dessert lol

[teal shore]

Desert

I’m eating icecream

Lmao

My dessert

[mental skiff]

Forage for winter seeds

And farm winter seeds

[visual kernel]

hahaha

[teal shore]

Yes

Hahahah

[mental skiff]

Which make more winter seeds

[copper solar]

Why is this game 34 physical on switch but 15 digetaly?

I got mine digetal for xbox one

[mental skiff]

Cuz Nintendo

They’re greedy

[dusk tree]

Nintendo is the Disney of gaming

[teal shore]

I love winter in the game when it’s not end game

[copper solar]

Yet its 15 on eshop

[mental skiff]

So true

[teal shore]

Winter meant fight slimes in the mines

Or bus to the desert

[mental skiff]

Cause they don’t make the game

[visual kernel]

desert is boring

the mining there is so hard

[mental skiff]

||Ginger island||

[teal shore]

Oo I like the desert

I think it’s fun and even more fun when you co op

If you’re end game yeah you can go to ginger island and do Qi quests

[tropic fox]

No, its not boring

[mental skiff]

I can’t find any walnuts:/

[teal shore]

Desert is fun to me ^_^

[tropic fox]

Y'all are talking #stardew-spoilers stuff

[agile pier]

Nintendo when they sue a child for being Mario on halloween 😱

[teal shore]

You get better resources

[agile pier]

^^^

[tranquil ferry]

they haven't explicitly stated spoilers

oh

nvm they did i thought sand dunes were in cc LOL

[teal shore]

New farmers can focus on relationships with villagers in winter

[bold shadow]

yo

[tropic fox]

||qi's walnut room is post cc||

[mental skiff]

I spend a lot of time in there lol

[agile pier]

||walnuts are post cc||

[plain mountain]

I have a standard farm and when I tried to put a sprinkler down it said it could not be used on that terrain. Anyone know why?

[mental skiff]

||I didn’t mention the room but go on||

[tropic fox]

this is totally seasoned farmers stuff, y'all move the convo there

[tranquil ferry]

oh yeah lol

[tropic fox]

^

[tranquil ferry]

what terrain is it

[tropic fox]

can you take a picture where you put it?

[tranquil ferry]

u can only use it on brown tiles

[tropic fox]

wrong, you can use it on untilled tiles

[plain mountain]

Whatever terrain is on the standard farm. Almost right outside my front door.

[tranquil ferry]

oh

[tropic fox]

def

[tranquil ferry]

take a pic

[mental skiff]

You can only place it on dirt tiles I think

[tropic fox]

you can't put it in your front door

[plain mountain]

Well, I didn’t put it down. I can take a pic of the area.

[visual kernel]

mining in the desert is hard because theres no checkpoints there like in overworld mining theres an elevator in the skull cave theres no elevator

which is fustrating

[mental skiff]

Use staircases

[plain mountain]

It has to be far away from it?

[mental skiff]

Or you can download a mod for sc elevators

[tropic fox]

how would u exit your house if you put it in your front door

[plain mountain]

Not that close. I’ll take a pic.

[tranquil ferry]

#stardew-spoilers

[tranquil ferry]

beach farm

no sprinklers allowed

[fast gull]

nintendo when they see ppl enjoying their products: 🔫 🤬 🔪

[plain mountain]

It’s not a beach farm

[teal shore]

Not beach farm

[tranquil ferry]

oh

[teal shore]

Flowers and peppers are growing in it

[tranquil ferry]

shit looked really bright lol

[plain mountain]

It’s standard farm

[visual kernel]

i play on switch

[tranquil ferry]

that should work though

[teal shore]

It does look light though haha

Or kinda looks like sand

With the lighting

Yeah sprinkler should work

[mental skiff]

You can still mod on switch I believe

[teal shore]

WAIT

IT IS BEACH

[mental skiff]

It’s just annoying

[teal shore]

look at the starfish

[plain mountain]

No it’s not

[teal shore]

It’s a beach farm

There’s a starfish there

[plain mountain]

Where?

[tranquil ferry]

are you sure

[mental skiff]

Also the stone infront of the mailbox

[tranquil ferry]

can you verify it is a beach farm pls

[plain mountain]

Yes

I’m sure

[teal shore]

It’s not letting me post the pic

But it’s a beach farm

[fast gull]

❤️

[teal shore]

Zoom in and you will see a starfish

[tranquil ferry]

it's beach bro standard doesn't have the stone

[teal shore]

Yeah

[tranquil ferry]

oh ya and the mailbox is supposed to be on grass in standard

[teal shore]

Yup

[plain mountain]

But I didn’t pick beach

[tranquil ferry]

u did

[teal shore]

Maybe by accident

[plain mountain]

Wtf

[tranquil ferry]

how did u not realise

since ur on beach

[teal shore]

Honest mistake

[plain mountain]

I swear I picked standard

[tranquil ferry]

u can't place sprinkelrs

[teal shore]

It’s okay. This is how you learn.

[plain mountain]

Damn

I feel dumb

[teal shore]

Beach farm can be fun

More fishing and mysterious packages wash ashore

Not good for farming

[plain mountain]

But I’ve grown lots of veggies with no problem

[teal shore]

No sprinkler tho

[plain mountain]

Yeah

Thanks

[tranquil ferry]

no sprinklers is the main reason i'm driven away

[cobalt hare]

Beach farm is honestly a great pick for a first-timer to have a farm with a wide variety of specialities... but yeah, not having sprinklers is suboptimal

[plain mountain]

I feel like starting over

[mystic comet]

U mean how they just dump it all over their place?

[hot sail]

Nature. Don't question it

[tardy thistle]

Who dare ping me while at work

[plain mountain]

Ok so all of you were right. Somehow I picked a beach farm. I only started on season 2 so I decided to delete it and start over again. I’m not that far into it that I lose that much.
I’m glad that I asked now. I really did t want a beach farm, and somehow I stupidly picked it. Lesson learned. Thanks for helping me.

[tranquil ferry]

it's fine

make sure to pick the right one next time

[plain mountain]

Yup! I started a new game and immediately saw the difference.

[snow nest]

Miner or geologist

[neon bobcat]

I prefer Miner

[mental skiff]

!scarecrow

[novel thistle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/280006542235795466/971612968238342224/C8B3B648-3AF1-41E9-BD7A-222B0179D781.png

[mental skiff]

Miner for early game

[valid patrol]

Wait I didn’t kill my chicken right

Accidentally axed him

[plain mountain]

Poor chicken

[valid patrol]

oh no

[cobalt hare]

rip

[plain mountain]

It’s so easy to accidentally axe something.

[valid patrol]

EXACTLY

[dreamy monolith]

you cannot kill or starve the animals

only sell

[valid patrol]

thank goodness

yoooo I found dwarvish helm

[dreamy monolith]

but if you dont feed them they get angry and stop making you money

[oak trail]

well this doesnt look good:

year 4, put a diamond on grandpas shrine... day just started so I rebooted the game.

[tender yacht]

Lol you share modded sc gameplay on new player channel

[oak trail]

i didnt know modded games were banned for new players.

and there is no post SC stuff on my screejn

[valid patrol]

Is it worth going to the town fair

Fall year 1

[tender yacht]

Not banned, just feel not the right place. Also your probel can be caused by mod so ask in #archived-modded-support

Yes it's worrh

[oak trail]

still rude. Either way, restarting fixed it.

[tender yacht]

Rude?

[teal vapor]

🤨

[oak trail]

woo 4 candles.

[clever spire]

it’s not u can freely talk about it here but u gotta keep in mind most new players r playing vanilla :)

but u weren’t asking a question just showing a ss so i think ur fine

[oak trail]

Sometimes I share stuff to see if anyone else has encountered it. For all I knew it was normal for the screen to do that for a moment after 4 candles on the shrine.

[cobalt hare]

Pet fish

[clever spire]

yeees pet fish

[oak trail]

Although where does the ||statue of perfection|| appear?

[cunning silo]

interact with your shrine

[oak trail]

ahah there we go. I was expecting it to just spawn somewhere. TY

[weary dragon]

bro this is seasoned farmer stuff

[clever spire]

no it’s not

[cunning silo]

well technically it isnt

[weary dragon]

true

[clever spire]

[weary dragon]

it can happen whenever

[cunning silo]

dont need to even spoiler tag it technically

[clever spire]

mhm

[cobalt hare]

This is a place for new vanilla experiences right?

[oak trail]

now... is this just decorative? The wiki is vague

[dreamy monolith]

Well after year 3

[clever spire]

this place is just for ppl who don’t want spoilers

[dreamy monolith]

It gives iridium

[oak trail]

I can move if you want.

oh cool

[weary dragon]

yeah its cool

[cobalt hare]

I place mine at the front door so I notice it better

[oak trail]

Hmm. Good idea. I'll move it later

[clever spire]

since ur playing modded do u have automate ?

u can just link it to a chest

[cunning silo]

shenanigan

[oak trail]

.... oooo. clever.

[cobalt hare]

You can hide it in a corner that way If the statute is not your favourite style

[coral oriole]

Has anyone here tried the smapi android? How was it?

[lusty mirage]

woof woof bark bark woof bark

[tender yacht]

Not reconnended for now

[coral oriole]

Thanks for the heads up!

[clever spire]

it’s in alpha stage last time i checked

lot of mods r still incompatible

[tender yacht]

Yeah and lots of people have asked for help as most thing don't worj

[lusty mirage]

RECONNENDED 😭 🫴

[coral oriole]

I'd better wait until it's really up and running. This will be my first time to play modded sdv 🥹

[tender yacht]

My big finger on small phone keyboard

[clever spire]

it’s a passion project for the person programming it so updates r slow

just gotta b patient

[rose onyx]

why wouldnt you? its an event, unless youve already decided you want to speedrun/min-max

[clever spire]

you’d need to go to the town fair for the stardrop

but if u don’t care or need that then up to u

[rose onyx]

by rules...no. but this is new-farmers. itd prob be best to stick to the intent of the channel yeah?

[clever spire]

what do u mean

i alr mentioned to them if it’s asking a question then this wouldn’t b the best place

but they’re more than free to talk about mods here

it’s in pins of this channel too

[cunning silo]

probably that even though its allowed to talk about statue of perfection, it shouldnt be mentioned?

[clever spire]

honestly i don’t even knoooow

[rose onyx]

i see, you were replying to the message #stardew-valley message, not #stardew-valley message

[clever spire]

there was 2 things here about this channel

r u talking about the modding stuff or the statue stuff

[rose onyx]

i see now that you were talking about the modding stuff & screenshot, but i thought you were instead talking about the statue

[clever spire]

i was doing both

[tender yacht]

That no it's not message is for statur stuff i believe

[clever spire]

yeah

[rose onyx]

okay then by this message

[clever spire]

i was saying u can talk about it here it’s not against the rules

[rose onyx]

what are you referring to

[indigo yacht]

Do kegs have to be indoors?

[clever spire]

for the statue

[tender yacht]

Not necessarily

[primal kestrel]

nah

[indigo yacht]

Cool thanks

[clever spire]

it’s the casks u gotta put in the basement

[tropic fox]

Where's elliott

it's winter 21

[rose onyx]

then my message holds. its far enough into the game that it should be in #stardew-spoilers , not #stardew-valley , because even though it doesnt break the rules it doesnt follow the intent of the channel: a place to discuss and help with the beginning of the game

[tropic fox]

He requested for a frozen tear

[clever spire]

u can personally follow that if you’d like but since it’s not explicitly said in rules u can’t then

[tender yacht]

But it doesn't under post-CC content rule so it's not spoiler to talk about statue of perfection stuff

[clever spire]

i understand what u mean tho it is weird but it happens regardless of the cc which is the most important spoiler here

[tropic fox]

Where's Elliott bruh

[lusty mirage]

Iri plz stop it really doesnt matter.

[lusty mirage]

hes at the beach. atleast thats where his house is

[tropic fox]

He needs a frozen tear

[lusty mirage]

wait for him at his house

[tropic fox]

He's not in his cabin

[lusty mirage]

wait for elliottttt

[dreamy monolith]

I don't know I usually check the wiki

[tender yacht]

Check library

[lusty mirage]

npc map locations

[dreamy monolith]

But I don't have it memorised

[tropic fox]

Not there also

[clever spire]

have u checked the wiki

[tropic fox]

Righttt

[shell crane]

Id check Pierre’s or thr saloon

[tender yacht]

Next to Willy' house or Saloon

21 is sunday right?

[tropic fox]

Finally, the man showed up

[tropic fox]

Yes

[carmine agate]

#images-and-memes message I just realized that the 8 tiles of the scarecrow aint actually 8 tiles around it,and I did this 💀

i think i might be stupid

[shell crane]

Aw haha when I first used the basic sprinklers I literally thought those meant 4 out 😭

[tender yacht]

!scarecrow

[novel thistle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/280006542235795466/971612968238342224/C8B3B648-3AF1-41E9-BD7A-222B0179D781.png

[tender yacht]

We can misinterpret things sometimes so no worry

[keen rain]

any reason people keep telling me to leave tree stumps when cutting down trees?

[clever spire]

they don’t wanna finish cutting them down ?? idk

[tender yacht]

Why keep the stump?

[keen rain]

thtas what im saying lol

a ton of guides im using say keep the stumps

[clever spire]

maybe they think it’ll regrow from the stump but it doesn’t so

[tender yacht]

Tree won't regrow from stumps anyway

[lusty mirage]

no dont cut stumops

[clever spire]

corn sucks so more blueberries or melons

[serene walrus]

it spreads more seeds iirc ?

[clever spire]

i c

[lusty mirage]

u p

[clever spire]

ig

i dont really upgrade my stuff

[lusty mirage]

i see you pee

[serene walrus]

hi water

[clever spire]

thanks for the clarification 💀

[lusty mirage]

hiii peachy

[cobalt hare]

um

[lusty mirage]

ur so welcome

[lusty mirage]

[cobalt hare]

[fossil parrot]

Apple introduces its new product: The iCup

[cobalt hare]

the summer crops and foraging bundles and you should try the fishing ones as well

[keen rain]

for foraging level 4 when it says +1 Wild berry Harvesting you get 2 instead of one but if your level 5 you get a 20% chance to get double as well?

if you choose gatherer

[clever spire]

yes

resin is very good

for kegs yummy

[grave vault]

yeah! you can use tree fertilizer to speed up tree growth too if you're planting from seeds :)

summer is great! you get rain pretty frequently so you wont have to water as much :)

[shell crane]

Make sure to get a fiddlehead fern too!!

(I always forget)

[grave vault]

a forageable from the secret woods! if you haven't gotten a golden axe yet you can use the chair glitch to get access to it :D

but yeah if ur feelings overwhelmed just make sure u

• buy seeds needed for the summer crop bundle, anf then u can rest easy until they're ready!
• forage the 3 things needed for summer foraging (and fiddlehead fern)
• set aside a day or two for getting the summer fishes for the fish bundles
• you probably have fertilizer by now so make that and plant like 20? melon seeds so you can get the melons needed for the quality crops bundle

then the rest of the season u can do pretty much whatever you want whether it be grinding in mines, building up relatiosnhips, more farming and fishing, etc!

[onyx citrus]

I don’t like using the chair glitch.

[grave vault]

i like it so i can collect mahogany seeds faster 😅 really helpful if you're not on a forest farm

[onyx citrus]

I think everyone decides which rules to play by for themselves.

[grave vault]

yep! thats the fun of sdv :D was just saying why i like it hehe

sounds good! you can plant more blueberries too if you're up for the task of watering them all 😅 they're a good way to raise farming xp and they're multi harvest so they'll keep producing fruit all season without having to replant. if you let them wither, you also get loads of land pre-tilled on fall 1! so you just have to scythe the dead plants away, and plant your fall seeds :D

you can get lvl 6 farming faster and unlock quality sprinklers so you won't have to water everyday anymore :)

that really depends!! if you need gold for weapon upgrades and crafting because you unlocked stuff, you should be at 80+ now. though it really depends :D some people wait until winter to do the mines

have fun!! :D

[carmine agate]

should i upgrade to copper right away?

[tender yacht]

Which tool?

[cunning pewter]

I recommend getting the axe and pickaxe upgraded pretty quickly. The other ones, I don’t worry about as much super early.

[pale tangle]

my go-to tools to upgrade to copper first are, in order

1. axe
2. pickaxe (before or during the ice floors/ levels 40-79
3. watering can (depends on if you've unlocked sprinklers)

[teal vapor]

wait to upgrade can till forecast gives a rainy day

[naive scaffold]

if I water my crops and upgrade my watering can the day before a rainy day will I lose a day of watering crops

[pale tangle]

i forgot to put that oops

[pale tangle]

i would water the crops first, then upgrade at clint's if you know the next day will be rainy. it varies on crop growth time

[cunning pewter]

It takes two days, so if you water and put it in the same day and it rains the next, you shouldn’t lose a water day.

[clever spire]

make sure it’s not a festival day the day u pick up the watering can or else u do lose a day

[teal vapor]

just make sure you can grab the can on the day it finishes upgrading

yes

exactly what.... rat said

[pale tangle]

if you got a cauliflower growing for example, and it cultivates exactly on the 28th with no watering days missed, then it might have to be up to your judgement

[clever spire]

[serene walrus]

ew i hate that

[teal vapor]

wtf is that emote

😭

[pale tangle]

i usually upgrade my watering can, build one of those houses that robin constructs for 100g, then take the extra watering can out of the dresser

[lusty mirage]

that was literally a selfie of Rat stop being so rude

[clever spire]

[serene walrus]

i feel like he has my ip address🥹

[teal vapor]

💀 💀

[cobalt hare]

i wanna cry now thanks

[lusty mirage]

stop posting pics of your mom in new farmers 😭

[teal vapor]

yall basically already have my ip address

[lusty mirage]

1537.8462.014

[teal vapor]

🤯

[hallow wadi]

hey guys i was wondering when is coop probably gonna be available for mobile, this year or 2024/2025

[clever spire]

never

like fr never

[hallow wadi]

oh

[teal vapor]

wait what

💀

[lusty mirage]

its not happening sadly

[serene walrus]

it has limitations so its lilke literally not possible lol

[teal vapor]

does. does mobile not have the coop at all????????????

[clever spire]

mhm he said it on his twt somewhere he’s not working on it

[teal vapor]

wtf do you do

[lusty mirage]

mmhmm

[lusty mirage]

not play with other people??

[clever spire]

lol

[teal vapor]

WAIT

[cunning pewter]

Co-op, not like animal coop.

[teal vapor]

OH.

[hallow wadi]

o

[teal vapor]

LMAO

[serene walrus]

KAT LMAOOO

[lusty mirage]

kat...

[clever spire]

[teal vapor]

i may be stupid

[cobalt hare]

no stop

[hallow wadi]

lmaooo

[serene walrus]

kat just lost their brain for a sec omg-

[lusty mirage]

Plea Upa You Pam

[teal vapor]

I DONT PLAY CO OP OKAY

[cunning pewter]

It’s okay. I read it like animal coop at first, too.

[teal vapor]

UH OH!!!!!

[tropic fox]

Wtf is happening

[cobalt hare]

idek

[serene walrus]

you thing we know?

[clever spire]

ur hate only fuels me

[cobalt hare]

oh shit

[lusty mirage]

ug shit

[teal vapor]

the seasoned farmers invaded new farmers thats whats happenign

and im having 0 braincell moments

[lusty mirage]

Plea Upa You Pam

[pale tangle]

i'm just giving out advice instead of finishing my 50 page paper that's due today

[clever spire]

bruv get on that ‼️

[serene walrus]

go finish your paper rn >:(

[cobalt hare]

..... huh?

[teal vapor]

im having a stroke tryna figure out whathte fuck this could possible mean

[lusty mirage]

you heard me

[pale tangle]

it doesn't even have to be 50 pages, I'm out here doing the most because it's an AP class fr

[teal vapor]

good lird i feel old

[clever spire]

[cobalt hare]

oh

[teal vapor]

i should goto bed

[serene walrus]

it makes sense u thought they were talking about animals <3

[pale tangle]

i have an 84 in APUSH so i gotta put my entire soul into it so that i can at least end up with a 90

[lusty mirage]

praise the lird

😭

[teal vapor]

what does that even mean peahcy

[cobalt hare]

oh my lird

[clever spire]

amin

[pale tangle]

amin

[lusty mirage]

what the flip flop FUCK

[serene walrus]

u know how old people forget alot of things😭

[teal vapor]

OH.

[lusty mirage]

💀

[lusty mirage]

yooo peahcy whats uppp

[serene walrus]

see proves my point :D

[lusty mirage]

😋 🫴

[teal vapor]

IM NOT OLD

[lusty mirage]

says the old old decrepit bones old person

[teal vapor]

I JUST HAVE!!! BEES IN MY BRAIN!!!

[clever spire]

that’s what an old person would say

[teal vapor]

im only 22

[lusty mirage]

22 decades more like

ur old

elderly

ancient

[cunning pewter]

22 is young though 💀

[teal vapor]

i keep forgetting that im 22 ngl

[serene walrus]

fine just vibin and playing pjsekai and raging :D

[teal vapor]

ew pjsekai

[serene walrus]

ew kat

[lusty mirage]

i was mocking kat for saying peahcy and not peachy but WHAT is pjsekai 😭 /gen

[pale tangle]

project sekai

it's a rhythm game

[serene walrus]

rhythm game

[cobalt hare]

oml

[teal vapor]

get it the joke is that i have a bandori pfp

and that ive had a pjsekai pfp before

[shell crane]

Oh I used to be obsessed with that for bit

[lusty mirage]

oh my lird

[clever spire]

amin

[cobalt hare]

yes ur right

[teal vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/airi-momoi-project-sekai-among-us-bandori-sus-gif-19996516

[cobalt hare]

lirdy lird

[lusty mirage]

Fornite

[fossil parrot]

Proof that you can put any text on a gif regardless of context.

[serene walrus]

ok i genuinely thought it was a random anime girl (i dont play banidori lmaoao)

[teal vapor]

HELPPP

[fossil parrot]

Proof that some images should be lost forever. (What even is that?)

[teal vapor]

but its a sekai gif and they have room codes for playing with other people-(i am dragged away)

[serene walrus]

tomato

[teal vapor]

Oh whatthe fuck its midnight

[clever spire]

same

[serene walrus]

its 1 am for me

[teal vapor]

[clever spire]

central time gang

[shell crane]

est gang

[teal vapor]

cst best timezoen

fuck

[clever spire]

fr

[pale tangle]

it's 3pm here on guam fr

[teal vapor]

Ignore thatmy typign sucks

[serene walrus]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/137345719668310016/1013580710914830356/11C308B7-A6A0-4D25-95B5-5F8D7D5CF0E3.gif

[cobalt hare]

oh

[teal vapor]

i just tried to type somethign like 3 timesn my brain ground to a halt right in the middle

[serene walrus]

kat go to bed ur old body needs it <3

[fossil parrot]

sorcery

[teal vapor]

im not OLD!!!!!!!! but i did take my sleepign med so im kinda just waiting

[serene walrus]

[fossil parrot]

A) Is this new or am I blind?
B) Who is using this much?

[clever spire]

me

[teal vapor]

💀

[serene walrus]

chunky

[marble brook]

[clever spire]

am i single-handedly making that the top emote

i’ve been sending it so much since it’s been added

[cunning pewter]

It’s a good emote.

[clever spire]

trueee

[fossil parrot]

Makes me think about the emotes that nobody uses....

[frail minnow]

So, as a joke i made a character named joja. On joja farm. Whos favorite thing is joja. 💀

[teal vapor]

[fossil parrot]

Kill it with fire.

[teal vapor]

lmao

[fossil parrot]

Like lots and lots of fire.

[frail minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/chiquichico-gif-26004262

[cunning pewter]

I feel like there could be some humor in Joja choosing to do the CC route.

[fossil parrot]

do cc but buy parsnips from joja.

[frail minnow]

I will rule the new joja empire

Someone spin a wheel of bachelor/bachelorettes for me to marry

[fossil parrot]

I got elliot.

[frail minnow]

Joja irl

[cunning pewter]

I got Elliott.

[frail minnow]

Whats he love/like?

[frail minnow]

Hm.....smells fishy

[cunning pewter]

His loves are pomegranates, lobster, and squid ink.

[fossil parrot]

ink (from the top of my head)

[cunning pewter]

He also likes coffee.

[frail minnow]

Whyd you both get the same person 🤨

[cunning pewter]

Idk.

[frail minnow]

I dont trust it. Spin again, both of you

[fossil parrot]

I rolled again till it picked a bachelotte and it picked haley.

Oh

New roll then

[rose onyx]

was this taken with the DS camera???

[fossil parrot]

Shane.

[frail minnow]

No, my tablet sucks

[cunning pewter]

I got Penny this time.

[frail minnow]

Ok now flip a coin. Heads penny, tails shane. Show me the result

[haughty wind]

I got bored and brute forced my way through the cave in “the quarry” idk what to do with the yellow scythe

[rose onyx]

oh god, theres nothing left of the image to be compressed! everythings artifacted

[fossil parrot]

I'll flip 101 coins to make sure.

[frail minnow]

Ok

[haughty wind]

[fossil parrot]

Tails - 58 times

[frail minnow]

Shane it is

[cunning pewter]

Makes sense that Joja would marry someone who works there.

[fossil parrot]

It was fate.

[cunning pewter]

Indeed

[rose onyx]

that scarewcrows really working hard

[frail minnow]

Should i show you human joja?

[fossil parrot]

Sure

[silver stirrup]

what da frick,how are u so rich on the 3rd day

[amber peak]

Does anyone actually collect the scarecrows?

[silver stirrup]

ye

[cunning pewter]

Yes.

[silver stirrup]

i have 6

hehe

[haughty wind]

When was year3 the new starting year

[frail minnow]

Behold. Human joja

[silver stirrup]

yea i figured that out

human joja looks scary

[fossil parrot]

Finally, someone is putting that t-shirt in character select screen to use.

[frail minnow]

Human joja isnt real, he cant hurt you

Human joja:

[silver stirrup]

like bro looks friendly but his personality is that of a psychotic murder

[fossil parrot]

Except for the people named Joe, of course.

[amber peak]

How do u get that paw thing in your wallet

[cunning pewter]

As you complete quests in the game, you’ll earn several things in your wallet. || The paw is the bear’s knowledge which can be completed after you have access to the secret notes. ||

[amber peak]

Ok || how do I access secret notes ||

[cunning pewter]

In winter yr 1, you’ll get the event.

[amber peak]

Day 1?

[cunning pewter]

I think so.

[amber peak]

Damn, I need to wait 2 more days for fall to finish

[frail minnow]

Ykw, petition to make this a server emoji

[boreal charm]

Hello!

[cunning pewter]

At least it’s only 2 days. It’ll be there before you know it!

[boreal charm]

I finally got back into stardew :D

[cunning pewter]

Nice!

[silver stirrup]

hi

[frail minnow]

Its raining! I don't have to water parsnips!

[cunning pewter]

W

[cedar void]

hiii

[boreal charm]

I love rain

[silver stirrup]

i hate rain (irl)

[boreal charm]

it rains very often in real life near me

[pale tangle]

i like rain when i'm about to sleep. any other time it's mildly inconvenient

[boreal charm]

so I’m used to it haha

I don’t even have an umbrella

I just brave the rain

[pale tangle]

we have 6 months of rain and 6 months of insane heat on guam, called rainy and dry season respectively

[silver stirrup]

tbh i dont like heavy rain, light rain is good

[boreal charm]

Hail is a menace

[fossil parrot]

Cool idea but I think we hit capacity with

[silver stirrup]

OmG SUsuUSUsuUSu

[pale tangle]

y'all get snow and hail?

[boreal charm]

yeah

Pacific Northwest :3

[pale tangle]

dude that sounds really cool but also horrifying at the same time

[boreal charm]

It can make driving difficult that’s for sure

[fossil parrot]

Why did the storm refuse to visit the Pacific Northwest?

Because it heard that the region was already hailing in comparison!

I'll leave.

[silver stirrup]

i dont get snow but october , september and august annoy me

[boreal charm]

Don’t leave :( I need more

[fossil parrot]

Oh uhh... one minute.

Cough, cough.

Why did the hailstorm break up with the Pacific Northwest?

Because it felt like their relationship was getting a bit icy!

[boreal charm]

:D

so corny

[fossil parrot]

😄

The best kind of jokes.

[boreal charm]

For sure

[silver stirrup]

u should become a stand up comedian,not a inspectator whatever that is

[fossil parrot]

True but the world isn't ready for me yet.

[serene walrus]

im ready lmk when ur rich and famous

[cunning pewter]

I’ll watch the shows fr.

[fossil parrot]

Don't worry Peachy, I'll remember you.

Especially with the amount of self control I had to not say:
Hey, are okay? Glad to hear that you're feeling just peachy today.

[serene walrus]

[frail minnow]

None of my parsnips are golden😡

[serene walrus]

your snips want to spite u

[frail minnow]

I need golden snips

[fossil parrot]

⭐🧑‍🌾

I hereby declare to communicate with only emojis till I get bored of it.

[cunning pewter]

For the cc? Or for something else? If it’s for cc, you can just do melons, corn, and pumpkins instead. Corn is easier than snips imo because it grows in summer and autumn.

[silver stirrup]

👍

[fossil parrot]

⏲️

[cunning pewter]

Spring timer?

[silver stirrup]

🫡

[fossil parrot]

➿ 🗓️ ➡️

[cunning pewter]

Wait till next spring?

I am failing at this terribly, I assume.

[abstract delta]

Quality fertilizer?

AYYY a fellow hatmouser!!

[fossil parrot]

🧑‍🌾 🚫 ➿ 🗓️ ➡️

[abstract delta]

Don't farm in winter wait till spring?

[fossil parrot]

[abstract delta]

My bad

Don't...farm barbed wire in winter?

[fossil parrot]

[silver stirrup]

❌

[cunning pewter]

As sorry as I am that I’m bad at this, I’m sure Inspectator is doing a great job conveying the message. /srs

[abstract delta]

Another hatmouser omg

[silver stirrup]

lemme translate

[abstract delta]

Are y'all on our ||server||

[cunning silo]

yeah i dont get it either

[silver stirrup]

no?

[abstract delta]

One last guess I'm gonna say don't stop farming even in winter

[abstract delta]

Wanna be?

It's getting really big

[silver stirrup]

sure ig

[abstract delta]

dms ok?

[silver stirrup]

k

[abstract delta]

I think ur dms are closed

[abstract delta]

I'm so smart

[silver stirrup]

oh yea wait

[fossil parrot]

[abstract delta]

Inspector what is it

[silver stirrup]

i dont think they are closed

i think its wait until next spring to farm again

[abstract delta]

I said that

Just worded different

[abstract delta]

I'm getting the "ur message isn't going thru" bot

[silver stirrup]

try now

[fossil parrot]

. 🕰️ 👋

[abstract delta]

You're going to sleep?

[cunning pewter]

Goodnight! (I think?)

[abstract delta]

You're going to cry yourself to sleep

You're frustrated we didn't figure it out so you're going to bed

[silver stirrup]

bro discords on drugs or something istg

[fossil parrot]

(P.S I meant to say he would have to wait to next spring)

[silver stirrup]

its asking me if i am a human

[silver stirrup]

bro...

[abstract delta]

I SAID THAT WT

[silver stirrup]

didnt we all guess that

[valid sleet]

are you?

[silver stirrup]

am i?

https://tenor.com/view/what-if-i-was-a-robot-and-i-didnt-know-it-loki-tom-hiddleston-marvel-gif-22021835

[abstract delta]

That'd be an issue

[valid sleet]

mayhaps

[fossil parrot]

(Y'all asume something about winter i don't even know what was going on)

[cunning pewter]

OH. IT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE. I am not good at charades.

[abstract delta]

I failed flashcard quizzes in preschool

[cunning pewter]

Wait. I said “wait till next spring.” I think I just missed the need to part. I was closer than I thought.

[fossil parrot]

[silver stirrup]

lets just say we all were correct

[fossil parrot]

🙅‍♂️

🕰️🕰️👋

[floral karma]

I dont know if this is the place to ask but I'm a little confused. I just made some quality sprinklers, which I had placed down and tilled the tiles all around them, I then watered the tiles but the next morning all the tiles are not tilled anymore and the ones that are were not watered. Do you know what is wrong?

[valid sleet]

good night inspectator

[abstract delta]

Gnnnn

[silver stirrup]

good night

[abstract delta]

If there were no seeds in the soil sometimes it can cover up again

[cunning pewter]

Did you plant any crops around the sprinklers? If nothing is planted, the tiles may become untilled.

[cobalt hare]

@floral karma could you possibly send your setup?

[floral karma]

No there were no seeds I thought it could be that

[cobalt hare]

actually yeah never mind. i'm pretty sure you just needed to plant something

[floral karma]

Of the sprinklers?

[cunning pewter]

Once you plant crops, you should be all good!

[abstract delta]

Nah. If nothing is growing it will close up

[clever spire]

each night there’s nothing planted on tilled soil there is a chance it will untill

[floral karma]

Oh, okay thanks for the help.

[cobalt hare]

yeah but i'm almost positive that it's because of your tilled space not having plants

[valid sleet]

relatable

[silver stirrup]

ngl that lowkey looks like the corrupted minions

[valid sleet]

LMFAO I SEE IT

[silver stirrup]

but i am sure he is the goodest boy

or she

or they

[clever spire]

real

[silver stirrup]

or whatever other pronouns exist

[clever spire]

waga baga bobo

[valid sleet]

me

[valid patrol]

Where do I get iron? I need iron bars but I can’t find iron in the mines

[valid sleet]

floor 40 and lower

[frail minnow]

I have 6k from mass planting potatoes in spring. Besides the summer crop bundle what do i buy?

[valid sleet]

have you passed the egg festival?

[frail minnow]

Yes. It is summer. I thought i said that.

[valid sleet]

oh

you didnt get strawberries

[frail minnow]

I also have 20 speed gro

[frail minnow]

Potat

[valid sleet]

no strawberries tho

[frail minnow]

P o t a t

[valid sleet]

strawberries are most profitable crop in spring 😭

[frail minnow]

P O T A T

[valid sleet]

s t r a w b e r r y

[frail minnow]

P O T A T

[valid sleet]

S T R A W B E R R Y

n o.

n o.

n o.

n o.

what the

[acoustic prawn]

is staying in bed to charge energy on in multiplayer?

[valid sleet]

i think it might be a mod but unsure

[acoustic prawn]

S T R A W B E R R Y

oh what

cant use titles?

[valid sleet]

idk

[last wigeon]

Yes

[weary dragon]

lol hi

[chrome citrus]

Is prospector or blacksmith better?

[weary dragon]

blacksmith is the one where u get more for selling bars right

[valid sleet]

yea

[chrome citrus]

Yep

[weary dragon]

i chose geologist and gemologist

[chrome citrus]

Uhhh

So what do I choose

[frail minnow]

So..... I mayyyyyy have gone overboard and bought 70 blueberries......😓

[valid sleet]

i go blacksmith but tbf i have ||sc elevator and get like 3 stacks of iridium ore every run so i have lots left over||

[frail minnow]

Why did i buy so many.......

[chrome citrus]

Eh I'll just get prospector then cause I don't sell bars rn

[frail minnow]

Gn chat

[valid sleet]

night

[shut fern]

Lmao mood

!shane

😨

[valid sleet]

!haley

nooooo

[last wigeon]

Hahahahahahahaha

[shut fern]

😭

[last wigeon]

They disabled it because of spam

[acoustic prawn]

that sucks

[last wigeon]

Why?

[shut fern]

#crying

[last wigeon]

[cobalt hare]

@last wigeon

How you feeling?

[last wigeon]

Just a little bit better

I am still dizzy but no shaking anymore

[cobalt hare]

Good. I guess you went a little bit hard on yourself

Just take a rest

[weary dragon]

e

[tropic fox]

e

[cobalt hare]

e

[weary dragon]

E

hi chat

[cobalt hare]

إ

Hello

[weary dragon]

hi

[hexed smelt]

Prospector in most cases, especially early game. If you're crafting things like kegs and crystalariums for big profits, you're not going to be selling your bars, you're going to be using them for crafting.

[chrome citrus]

Yep

[mystic comet]

why are there sometimes

patches of empty land

when i put plant there previously

with a sprinkler and scarecrow

[amber peak]

What do I do in winter

[kind basalt]

Sleep

[dense hull]

should i go skull cavern today?
i have a steel falchion & it’s good humour today
should i go buy lava katana and wait till best luck?

no prismatic shard btw

[kind basalt]

Yeah that's alright some still use obsidian blade in SC

[dense hull]

well should i buy lava katana eventually?

idk if i’ll get a prismatic shard

[kind basalt]

Yeah it's pretty good alternative and it's just 25k anyway

[amber peak]

What’s the best way to increase foraging level

[plush yacht]

Upgrade axe to copper and spam stumps

[amber peak]

Ok

[kind basalt]

Rabbit foot can be bought from travel cart right?

[amber peak]

Ye

[kind basalt]

Alr thanks

[plush yacht]

Or you can just go to ||sc|| and get trillions

For free

[kind basalt]

What level?

[plush yacht]

Any level with serpents

[kind basalt]

0.8% rate I had a hard time getting crab with 15% rate.

[half dune]

Ok so question

I'm building a slime hutch rn, and I have the recepie for the wicked statue, but my question is why do I not want a black slime? Is it kind of like a void chicken?

[tropic fox]

It's not like a void chicken

Having a black slime doesn't impact anything

You can breed black slimes with one another

[half dune]

I see. So I only should worry about it if I care about aesthetic?

[tropic fox]

Yes

[half dune]

Ok cool. Tysm!

[tropic fox]

Slime hutch doesn't have a purpose, it's only for farming slime

[half dune]

Really? I was hoping there was a reason for slime

[tropic fox]

All of the slimes have the same drops regardless of their color

[half dune]

Got it

[clever spire]

the way i understand it is black slimes drop coal

and different slime colors have different profitability

[half dune]

in that case which is the most profitable so I can breed it?

[cunning silo]

probably pure white

drop diamonds

but idk how to slime breed

[half dune]

neither do I lol