#stardew-valley
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Oh yes yes, I know, I just uhh have brain damage at the moment
I had too much to drink last night

Thank you for being so friendly 
the very best 3 rings imo are iridium, burglar and lucky ring
and then there’s some other cool rings but they spoilers
Is the glow ring a spoiler
no
I like it cause the scawy dawkness gets me aww the time

Also weird stick figure near the bus stop
Traumatized me for life
Was that Demetrius?
It looked too human to be a normal sprite
IS IT HEROBRIN
Slowly stalking Sebs. Bedroom so I can finish the meet everyone's quesy
that might sound dumb but does it rain in winter?
No but it snows
ok thank u
when it rains do i have to be in the farm to take the battery packs?
and still get it
You can pick up the packs the next day. Also, you should delete the thing below that as it’s a major spoiler for nf.
It won't rain unless you use a rain totem, so if you really need some rain then you can use one of them.
done sorry i didnt know
thank you
You’re good.
oh wow thats so cool
thank u
Only with a rain totem otherwise snow yeah
yup thank u
okay this is a very random question
if i'm already married to a npc can i marry my co-op friend too
or do i have to divorce first
Idk, you probably have to divorce
ah okay 😭 so annoying
yeah i hope not
Should I sell every fish I fish?
u can only marry one person
so you’d have to divorce
i do unless i need them for cc
nooo so annoying
me: buys wood
also me: accidentally scroll down and buy all the furniture
I got a ||strange capsule||, what does it do?
Should I buy||strawberry seeds||?
If you fish a lot early then keep them all until level 5 and then sell, but you should probably also keep some so you have the ones for CC
Yes
all money's worth if you go for profit
best seed in the season
what do i put in the luau soup fast

Periwinkle even better for sashimi
How do you chair exploit into Marnie's room?
place sit on it jump off
mine glitched inside the wall
so i might have done it wrong
There is a multi-player setting on the setting screen!
I see someone place it behind the door
there it is thanks
I have to stare at Marnie...
uhm, well, you get married to him
CONGRATULATIONS 🎊 👏
I’m so poor after spending 5000g for a shell cone thing
Ok I’m married
How do I have kids
super cucumber
i don't have one
Hi
@jagged vapor
Hey
purple mushroom
i don't wanna kill someone
ok i'll find one
Well when two people love each other very much…
can someone tell me the personalities/hobbies of each of these characters: leah, penny, abigail and hailey
in the crudest way possible
leah : artsy, down to earth, escapism, creative
penny : mother figure, awkward
abigail : adventurous, unique, teenager and college student vibes
hailey :
hailey?
she has no personality /j
she's a tsundere with a bad personality, gets better later on though
reject marriage, embrace roommate-hood with Krobus
i want kids
I married Shane and my house became garbage why is there an extra room in my house
With dirty footstep on the floor
he filthy
thats his room
when you get married they get a new room
and shanes is the dirtiest
its either abigail hailey or penny for me rn
The reason leah isnt on there because she is a copy of robin who i love btw but it doesnt feel like i like leah for her being leah
I like leah for being almost robin
I’ve got uh. 8 people to marry
who should i marry? im thinking.. the wizard.. but send suggestions
The dwarf
mmmm i cant marry the dwarf
also, ||i was already planning on making the dwarf and krobus my roommates||
You can if you get mods
Same with the wizard
READ THE SPOILERED. I HAVE THESE MODS
I JUST DONT WANT TO MARRY THE DWARF I WANT TO MAKE THEM MY ROOMMATE

Oh understandable
I JUST WANTED RECCOMMENDATIONS ON SPOUSES
._.
You can marry the dwarf?
Triggered much?
with mods
Oh
im annoyed because you had missed my point entirely
Bruh I saw a singular message and replied to it
Calm yourself ._.
Just opened the channel
Is there any way I can change Shane’s room
I thought he got his life together when I married him but he’s still a hobo
moddinh
you cant fix him
(you can /w mods tho but if on like.. console.. then im sorry)
I’m on mobile I’m poor
there is a panning spot that is out of reach. what do i do?
It’s fine then at least I have someone roaming around at my house
I didn’t even sleep last night trying to impress Shane to marry him 😭
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Hello everybody, I'm just starting out with stardew and am looking for two other people to join me on my play-through
interested just dm me
go and Keep Yourself Save
i hope you mean in stv
I’m married to Shane at least he apologized today for being stinky
I can’t move him he’s standing infront of the stove I can’t cook
divorce
I worked so hard to marry ☹️
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OMG I GOT A STARDROP from shane
yippiee!!
before mods i used to speedrun marry shane then divorce him after i got the stardrop
does processing geodes affected by the daily luck?
Is duck feather rare should I sell it or keep it
sell duck feather
Ok
thank u
whats your pref? male? female? or do you not mind?
only if you use a rain totem
and it can't thunder
chain thunder in winter for batteries trust /j
np
Boutta doxx you
Uh English only
Yeah it’s in the rules
If you want to talk in a different language, there are other soldiers
dont make fun of my a1 english lol
Guess my name
Servers*
lmaoo
Nope
My favorite language is Slamese
It sounds like OFNAKCOQMFKEK QOXNDJEJNC OSOQLMFOWLSMWK SOWKEMBYHFU SENCIS
I love being a grill
Oh wait

Grill society 
Why are we just spamming random shit in the channel
We’re not spamming we’re speaking Slamese
Yeah just say haha or lol
Or “lmao” if you’re fancy
Welp that’s not English so YOURE GETTING BANNED
@ mod BAN THIS MOFO
XDDD
No I’m joking
You don’t think what?
Of what?
Yeah no dip I would have the moderator tag if I was
Learn to take a joke 
Applying
Is there a way to play multi-player on mobile
Uh that’s rude
No
Rip
well yeah there was 1.5 mods for multiplayer on mobile
was scuffed tho
18
Uh that’s really weird to ask
past tense, 1.5?
ooh
But still it’s a little weird 
^
167, whats ur ip address?
Then leave, find something to do, and don’t ask creepy questions




bro 
Dude hypocrite

idiots are great
you think? i didnt know you could
Today I learned that if you hold your water button, you water 3 tiles whatever way you look
only if you have an upgraded one
thats only if you have a copper thing
then silver is 6
each upgrade makes it larger
then gold is like smth else
My address is F69420 ThisRoadExists Realtown, Realstate, Murica 
then iridium is big
XD

One part of that was true
How do I find dino
I am a Murican
none of em droppin egg
Hi
123 Yemen street, Yemen (friends reference)
XD
Someone who married penny
u gotta wait till he gives u a letterr
dc
Here we go, waifu war again
Oman!
No Maru is the best
i love penny
how does this look as a y1 farm?
No, Leah
penny or emilyalways

Wow
Haley is best
Ok
Not bad
It look good
not finished need to get more crops and expand the keg room
Ok that good
As in voice channel?
slo mo, get used to it
Wow. Well yes when I first came here I was bullied for liking the newer pokemon games specifically sword and shield 
perfect then
i mean the pokemon in new games are nice but the story itself doesn't live up to expectations imo
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I don't disagree, and also in my opinion the funny scottish girl makes up for everything 
pokemon ( the first three episodes i watched at 3am, thats all i know)
Lmao
so true...
fair enough but if you think about it most UBER tier pokemons are the newer ones anyway
Pokemon is one of those things where you need to fall in love with it as a kid to really even try the newer ones
girl. theres a person level 6000+ on this server
big burly men
why is the furniture catalogue so 'spensive 😭
I just wanna decorate
Because it has almost all of the decorations in the game

wehat
Onve you buy that, all decor on that catalogue is free
I dropped out but I assume it's still a yes
no I understand it was more of a 😭 wanna decorate than an actual question lol
thanks tho
well this isnt ur server pookie u gotta chat to level uo
Lmao no I was just saying it's expensive cause it has everything obviously
nevermind explaining what I meant is gonna make my head hurt
no the person was just here since the creation and hcat alot
lmao it's okay I get you
I just have trouble telling tone via text haha
Insert Aming Us Reference
omg the fight is still going on? lol
yes they are
What fight, was there a fight?
the fight??
im starting a revolution
yuppp
comrades unite.
where?
here
When?

why is your name pervert
You cannot overthrow me, the mods love me righttt modsss 
why is ur name fogg
Just wait lemme grab the copy paste
cause why not
they hate me, ive gotten banned and also im on my last warning teehee
why is your name water
long story tbh
It comes from the saying "Through Everyone, you are him. Through you, you are I. but Through I, you are you. But if there was multiple of you. Which would be I and which would be you, Would it be they? But then who is you and who would be I? The answer is through I and you and me Per you it will always be you." See the "Per you" there, see what I did was put my name which is Vert, and there ya go Per Vert.
ain’t reading allat
That’s awesome
Is it because you're wet?
why my parents left me
im very wet


Wait wrong emote
I was being nice 🥹

u said it first
I thought you were being sarcastic I apologize 
Is there a way to farm wood? I know I can still buy wood cheep in first year but I don't wanna drop stupid money on it
just uh
Just keep planting the saplings
axe the trees
They fall out when you chop the trees
yea just chop them
how to get trees:
bobi

I stopped playing stardew once my child grew up
I decided to retire and let little Tsumugi run the farm
i stopped playing stardew when u joined the server cuz i hate u (this is my first time interacting with you)
do u deliver
guys im a little bit tired i havent slept in two days bc of insomies
Go sleep on the floor
It helps me
I don't know why but sleeping on cold floors make me sleepy
What do I choose at fishing level 10?
i dont have a floor im (currently) homeless 
wendys floor
Probably angler if you still sell fish
hi water
hi peachy
Shane made me piZza
hru
if ur homeless then everywhere is floor
yipee i lvoe shan
true fr. i could go to my local abandoned parking lot
some do tho
fine I'm making cookies with my mom 😎
i made a cookie poizzza last week
by accident
like just one really big fuckin cokie
oop
what is this owl statue
an item
decor
Decor
shhh
is it rare
not really
I got one so no
I got like 3 in 3 years befor💀
fr tho
I just place them inside of my fruit cave
Hi peachhhyyyyy
yeah i got like 2 in 2 years soo i dont think so
i had a save one eyar like idk 60 or smth (hibernation) and i had a whole shed for thme
First message?
yes yes
Welcome
so its pointless?
ye
ty :D
then why statue 😦
DECORATION
Cuz it’s rare
meh 😦
Why buy the furniture catalogue?
Decoration
Is that past tense
get rid of it them ifpijvf nd[fgnjbep;jgbmb\fdgv\bwfg
why decoration 😦
copper axe can chop the hardeood trunks right
It's a kinda rare event at night so you'll get owl statue
auto correct 🥹
because fancy
Cuz if you don’t, like me, you are heartless
yes u passed
it ugly 😦 the owl
you died loft :(
Then trash it
yeah i just stuffed thjem in a chest
fly high 🪳 🪳 🪳 🪳 🪳 🪳 (i couldnt find the dove)
I did not consent to dying therefore it is illegal
🕊️
MONEYYYY

Guys is there anyway to get gold on the day of the festival ??
Nice work! What money making strats are you using?
so i placed my only iridium sprinkler next to my pet's bowl so it could have water but its not working
No, are you trying to buy starwberries?
yes
what gold
mostly just crops, i kegged like 200 pumpkins over the winter so that helped loads
idk if sprinklers work like that
year one went great
lol it waters crops only
Nice I love kegs 
WHAT
i spent all my money buying beans the day before
same 🫶
only the rain and manuallly can you fill the water bowl pretty sure
Shouldn’t have done that
omg i've been fooled...
lol
i guess i shouldnt
as you have been
Rip common mistake tho don’t beat urself up
You can always buy potatoes instead
bean there done that
poop
Peachy
i literally crafted it just for the bowl.
Never say that again
yea but im still poor
im on year 3 with 600k earnings but never reached above 82k gold
That’s decent good job
yeah ur doing pretty good zeynova
Hoarding money isn’t something you need to do until late Game so 🤷
are u being sarcastic
No that’s good
nah thats a good amount
im on year 3 and i JUST got over 600k in total earnings so ur good
You’ve made good profit
thank youu
ohh thank you
Np 
woww i didnt know
woww ur also good
bean
ty :D
I’m going to murder a family of 4
have fun 🤩
Do you want to help 
what did you mainly to go get that much of coins
wow
Do you mean the one in my name
the 250 mil
kegs
i got 950k
hi emmy 
Is the first year?
in y3
damn i cant believe ive never played stardew valley before like i just bought it 3 weeks ago or so and im crazily into it 
forgot to include
stardew valleyu is good but have u tried the mods
Yes i havee
same i dont know what i was doing with my life before playing stardew valley fr
i have alot of mods
ui info suite, earthy recolour, more grass.
Oh sry 😓
Yeah I just geode farmed most of the run and started optimizing sf wine as soon as summer started
Yess it's so addicting
FR. THIS IS SO TRUE
YES
you're gonna drain so many hours...
idk if im crazy but ive started to see pixels in my eyesight irl 😭
Already have I have 2200
ive played too much today
I saw someone have 365 hours 
SAME
i see pixels in the corner of my eyesight
u good?💀
LMAOODGK
i used tohave that orofile pic i thought u were me for a sec
never too much if its sdv >:))
Literally me
I’m at like 550 rn🫡
last year the first week i got it i had like 70+ hrs 💀
i am you, just from the future
DAMN
My world has gone 16-bit 
i tried to check the time by looking in the corner of my vision the othetr dya
the sdv pipeline is insane
The pixels making me crazy so i stopped playing a hour ago to tkae a break
SAME AND ITS SO ANNOYING
omg 
i have 474 hrs in sdv
Did anyone experience the sdv to botw pipeline
I KEEP SEEING STARFRUIT WINE EVERYWHERE I GO
Bro i got to 86 hours playtime on a save after a week and half or smth 💀
WHAT HAHAHHAHAHAH
BRO
Nice that a lot of time
its really profitable
Holy..
yeep. most of the time is in my y6
Oh really
Jk
lmao
I had 130 hours on steam and 86 on save 💀
AwW shAne watered my crops and feed my cat
you are the master.
urgh i got school tmrv i literally dont wanna go i just wanna play sdv 😒
He’s not that useless after all
LMAO
I usually don’t take runs past y3
shane? more like ins(h)ane!!
trying real hard to get 100% for them golden chickens rn
I actually didn’t play that much sdv when I bought it
Did he give them water or alcohol
I have vacation 😈😈
bruh
LUCKY.
Nah I have this problem too
What can I say I’m a minmaxer
I burn out after like 3 years ingame
honestly yes
damn i reached calico desert in 3 days or so idk 🐔
The furthest run I did was finishing the game and that ended y3 fall
i duped those pink cat statues and stopped playing.
well i am not lol
Hopefully water
i realized im super behind for being on year 3 💀
im playin for fun. also i like my animals
to each their own
Oh no it’s ok take the game at whatever speed you like
I thought I was behind my first play through but I was just discovering shit fr
That’s what sdv is about
same im like more of the farmer player i dont really do alot of story
This is so mee
THERES STUFF I WANNA FINISH BC I STILL HAVE STUFF TO DO
whats your definition of done wiht a save?
Took me like 3 proper playthroughs until I got the hang of it🫡
the y6 is my first playthrough
i also duped some other stuff.
Depends on what your goal is, but do you want to hear almost everyone’s answer?
yea sure
some? hot damn
It’s a spoiler I can’t say it in #stardew-valley
haha jade farming goes br
oof
Geode farming is peak
say it in seasoned farmers im interested 
It’s a massive spoiler
Are you sure?
ive been playing for 2-3 weeks or so
dm hahah
what spoiler
yes i am sure 
the reassurance is appreciated cause i was watching playthroughs and this persons on year 3 spring and had like a whole section dedicated to ancient fruit wine and i quaked
@cobalt hare you blocked me but i do play stardew considering im in this server, posting lfg, and clearly said i play stardew after being sarcastic. (someone please ping them so they see this)
That’s not that much for this one
It takes most people hundreds of hours to reach
@cobalt hare
just tell me
thank you
Np
||what's the best food to eat?||
Salad
star fruit maybe
wh ydid u spoirel
because maybe its a spoiler
||Galaxy sword acquired||
It’s not dw, but spoil whatever you like
what's the best food overall
Nice thing to ||eat..||
i dont think it is lol ur so nice 
|| meh meh meh meh ||
dont have that yet
lol
Same...
star fruit?
||stardew valley is a game 🤯 ||
Definitely not
||you can get the game from steam||
Tbh i love everything
because i die too fast in the skull cavern
||Just go to the desert with a prismatic shard to the pillars||
i need a good food
|| POP |||| POP |||| POP |||| POP ||
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Awwh...
Star fruit is a crop you should never eat crops unless you are very early game
dont have that yet either lopl
lol
I ADORE THIS GAME
i think there is some kind of luck lollipop for ||skull cavern||
oh btw where do i get the rhubarb pie recipe for trash bear
|| thank u my autism enjoyed this ||
its bubble wrap
Miners treat? It doesn’t provide a luck buff
ITS A GAME FOR MEEE
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I looove to pop it
HEHE YAY
yup luck lollipop
It’s not luck
yup
||Magic rock candy ||may be what ur thinking of
Actually I should probably spoiler that
my brain rn: 
its so hard to get tho ugh
yup thats the luck lollipop
Yesh..
Stop saying that it’s not luck 
theyre 2 different things yk
Not really once you can get prismatic shards easily they are quite common
If you know what ur doing you can get probably 10 shards per sc run
|| miners treat and magic rock candy are different ||
but it gives luck wdym
yeah.... i have trouble getting them since i have so many farm chores.
Miners treat doesn’t give luck
ONLY THE CANDY NOT THE TREAT
no i meant the|| magic rock candy||
Magic rock candy is the best food in the game
bro theyre TWO different things
Miners treat sucks
miners treat is not magic rock candy
^
I know a bug that you wrote the ||prismatic shards|| game codes in an animal and the game gives you
||BRO IM NOT TALKING ABOUT MINERS TREAT WTF I NEVER SAID THAT||
That’s not a bug
It’s the item spawn cheat
CA left it in on purpose
Oh ye ye
is this fr
pls dont fool me again
Yep
u said luck lollipop .... and lollipops are what the miner's treat are 🥲
I dont think it is but i will try dont worry
I haven't try it
I js saw
ohh i dont know what miners treat looks like so...
ah ok
okay let me know pls
It is legit
i can dm u
You can look up the item codes
Okayy
Just do [iten code] and if someone says the code you get the item
psst @weary dragon
[74] is for shards
hi
wats up
There is even a star drop item that sells for 7777g that can be spawned with [434]
Ok I have to go everyone Byebye 👋
Byeee
k bye loftea
||Leah's having a baby soon||
noice
Leag 
||I want baby w Sam goddamint hes not asking 😭||
oof
lmao
i dmed u a ncie sheet of buble wrap
i just rejected sebastian's request lol i aint want any emo babies yet
||I literally download the baby mods for him to our babys grow up but...||
Hey
LMFAO
OMG TY
nice
neighbour blocked them
they dmd me from this server askng if i play stardew after i posted on lfg and all that n i was being sarcastic saying no despite it being rlly obvious i play it
yea thats kinda confusing
dman bruh thats funny
why would you block someone over that tf?
thats still a shitty reason to block tho
like wtf
if u post in multiplayer chat, u want ppl to reach out to u
idk, i dont rlly care but i just wanted to clear it up for them
doing good playing w a friend atm
Day 2 of playing stardew valley: Haley sucks
real
There’s a purple meteor what do I do
wow i cant believe this
i hate emily (she danced with shane)
real
iwant cheese
i turn out to be a haley simp
YES
haley is just so
aihsodufhaosuehgdofiuhqaehdufoaiuedfxpuhcgxdsijmawsugaoewahsdiuthfagdsiyuwaegsxdtiuogfzhvaerwugxdoihgqwauewadsofihberwaiuogfa
FEMININE
i hate clint (he tried to get with emily)
counter argument: homosexuality
real
idk if its anyone else but ||shanes cutscenes rlly made me cry 💀🤞||
i dont really like shane all that much
befriending him makes me really uncomfortable
i imagine him with a beer belly LOL
i love a man who seems mean but then has a soft spot for you and falls inlove
yes i like chub
Eat him
because alcoholic
Because he love us
cuz hes adriabel
i used to like sebastian BUT SHANE IS RELATABLE😭 ||had someone ik go through the same thing||
i literally did tho>
Everytime I play stardew valley I feel like I'm playing stardew valley
no way i do too
MIND BLOWN
every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes
nah its not cause hes mean its cause ||he basically tells you to leave him alone multiple times and you just ignore him and push his boundaries||
OMG REALLY??!??!!!
IT MUST BE STOPPED
me too mate its crazy
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DON'T MARRY HIM
Why my brain tell me i need to restart stardew with hilltop layout
bc it is
But i dont want to leave my main save
Because
girl its not that deep
y

but thats exactly what happens
already did, i rlly like his character despite how much of a ||alcoholic he was||
How can i get ||krobus|| to my home
Pls tell it
i was stupid enough my first day to choose the monster spawning farm, biggest mistake of my life /j
u cant romance anyone else
bffr
||Shane development goes to shit, it doesn't feel like the character helped him through alcoholism, his side room has beer spilled out and his 14 heart event is rushed and lazy||
Nooo
Monster spawning farm is nightmare man... Its just standard with monsters
i dont care. also clean shane room mod :) 14 heart event was nothing special but none of them are
Gonna marry Shane, Elliot, Alex, Haley and Sam 💗 hopefully this year
you roommate him, not marry]
all at the same time??????
Free love
free love mod
well ||his events ab his alcoholism is special at least to me||
I want to be roommate with him
thats why i put it in quotes
ik i was just wondering
We're having shane wars again
yes me too
But How i will

ppl rlly want shane to be the works of a professional team ofv writing who spent eyars of him specifically, i like him
||All of his events are alcoholism related||
Shane is alr I think he’s hot
thats not true though lmao
How
How shane is hot
he jsut is??
Bro hes just weird
There’s just something about him
People call Elliot attractive all the time
his character actually feels real to me, like ||penny as she seems to be going through hardships||
No yall just thinking all alcholic people is actually good
Elliot is weird
im telling you man shan is scruffy but cute. he has a bit of chub and its nice
No elliot best
In fact, every character in this game is tad weird
ive never had an opinion on shane tbh, hes just kinda there
penny is also good
no, like i said his character is relatable to me but ok
Are you telling me I'm not good 
Clint tops
what
I found Penny meh, I married her but meh
I like her 14 heart event cuz house decor
what does that mean ali
bro forgot about ||when jas brings you to the kitchen door||
Its just a fact
It's the eight one?
I love the chickens
yeah ||the one w the blue chicken||
that "No yall just thinking all alcholic people is actually good" ?? like wtf does that mean. grammar plx
The chickens are rlly nice
also 2 heart event wasnt abt alcohol. or 10 heart
i love charlie <3333
||There's no way a chicken be blue, he poisoned with beer||
bro is fr reaching.
cool, spouse war #2479523 has started
🤝🫂
||He gives you beer and talk shit about his life||
The best part of my day
lol
||Even warns you about heavy drinking||
In all honesty this is more like Arguing if Shane is actually good or not#18182838393
thats not about alchohol
Why do we have to accept the alcohol
are you implying he is not attractive
||talks ab life over a thing of beer, its rlly not that deep nor is it ab alcohol||

true. but bc penny and elliott got thrown in, its a war lol
again the heart event was about him talking about his depression
At least it's not about Haley again
, I get to relax
No I think he looks great, I’m calling him weird 💗
fr like why are they reaching so hard???
ah. yeah hes weird and i love that for him
i can make it about haley dw
The chicken one was a joke
@dim tulip You leveled up to Shepherd. Wow, you've been talking a lot! Have a prettier, slightly more brag worthy, shade of blue.
I'm not that idiot
Haley is amazing .
here we go SPOUSE WAR
haley is great
uh oh
Don't make me not like you anymore, I thought we were friends 
i will argue that harvey will be my number 1
People who hate Haley are rlly iffy to me…..
i used to hate haley but i think i jsut """"""hate"""""""" all the bachelorettes because im a homosexual
lol we are im being sarcastic
Spoiler it, since it's heart event related
i need to figure out some mods so i can marry multiple ppl
So real or you tbh
Free love and I think there’s one in the desc about the spouse rooms?
thats not a rule pookie
he was the first person i saw and immediately decided im marrying him on my first playthroug LMAO
If i be roommate with krobus does he still continue sell things
shane is awesome i love him
Me tbh
Harvey still closes the clinic so early and he spends his free time in Jodi's backyard and staring at the river 
Okay i will divorce abigail
Dum
i love almost all the bachelors/bachelorettes tbh
💀 bro wanted the walmart harry potter 😭
Sorry abigail but ||krobus|| better
Elliot?
ok geez
bruh what 😭
lol, wish harry potter
men with glasses and brown hair, im not immune to this
I don’t rlly like any of the ladies but I want to marry Haley in a best friend way . Yeah
Not Elliot, Harvey
harvy
how is elliott walmart harry potter tho
Harvey is simply amazing
i havent opened his save bc ive gotten new mods and im scared to open it with them
In all honest, same here. If you go up with hearts with all of em, you learn they're all cool, I hate to say this but even Harvey is cool 
Harvey without that lousy moustache would look good
elliott is my little bitch baby boy housewife
im onto year 6 with him, the farm is so ugly outside but i love it
I accidentally switched the names
HEELPPP 
he has glasses 😱
I hate mustaches…
Good night stardew valleyers
i have almost 4k g, do yall think thats enough for 1 strawberry?
ive seen him without the mustache i cant do it ghjdfkl
so true elliott is my malewife <33333
gn
ah ok makes sense
perfect amount lucid
i got a moustache mod to make his moustache like luigis and its much better
Elliott is that one friend I hang out with to have a good mood, and also randomly go inside his cabin to tink tonk on the piano
ty
hell yeah sis
Show it, now.
i also married sebby which was adefinite choice
i havent played stardew in 6 months idont remwber it
just look up "harvey moustache" on nexus
First image seems he lost got out of middle school
i refuse to marry sebby (he has my exs name AND hes hard to talk to since hes rarely out of his room)
seb overrated
Last one, he awoken after his 55th birthday
hes so fucking difficult to find i just decide to wait outside his door
Wait. What do people think about Sam?
lol
but his heart events are nice
ive also near memorized his and harveys schedules just to find them
i haven't played stardew in like four months but once in a while i suddenly remember it exists--"once in a while" has happened more often recently so ig i should play again
yes i love him
sam is a cutie pie
he's cool--in the middle for me
LITERRALLY ME TOO BRUH
Sam is bootleg Goku
I wanna download the vampire mod for sebastion so bad but it doesn’t work
hes alright ig. just not my type. leah, abby, elliott are my type
fr but i feel like either alex or sam is underrated
And Alex is Ben Tennyson
Mmm nice Sam opinions
i don't think i have a type given i like shane, haley, elliott, seb
we should just play together and then when we fall out we keep the save file in the depths until we remeber again
alex is probably the only romanceable character i do not have any desire to romance lmao
Alex is my boywife fr
hes just not my cup of tea
alex grosses me out but sam is UNDERRATED
i feel that with alex elliot and leah
I like seb for the fact he plays an instrument like yours truly and codes like yours truly
i hc leah as a lesbian so not my lane
based
Sam looks 16
alex is so full of himself HELP
If I divorce Abigail, will heart relationship be less?
based
FR HIS 10 HEART EVENT FEELS SO WEIRD TOO ME MAN
I hate the ages in this game I question them all the time
Of course
i feel like leah woud definitely be a lesbian irl (Leah is also my type with Maru)
Huw moch
She won't talk with you
maru too, shes cool but bestie vibes
IF I WAS TO FILL MY CAVE WOULD I CHOOSE MUSHROOMS OR FRUITS
Maru would looks better if she had curls
yall think sam looks 16 but like. im a grown ass adult and some high schooler thought i was a middle schooler back in december. im in my fucking 20s. 😭
I mean being full of him doesn’t sound half bad
Don't change my mind because it's impossible
Forever? Then how i will reach the %100
your choice--in the end it doesn't really matter if you play for long enough (however fruits will stack and mushies won't so)
i did mushrooms
I think the witch can make her forget about it
Fruits ofc
you did mushrooms? 🤨
yes
how long until the bats n stuff come bc i did it on my main and it never showed
Fruits for cc, mushroom for profit

