stardew-valley

[frank shuttle]

me too!!

[wooden crater]

;)

[frank shuttle]

yes ;3 nexusmods.com

[cyan crest]

perfection is is when the you

[wooden crater]

but seriously that's only in my name to let people know they can
a) ask questions
and
b) im ok with spoilers

[tacit edge]

best mod is stardew expanded

[wooden crater]

pretty much every game has mods

[frank shuttle]

nice

[tropic fox]

You said you wanted to marry 2 people

[cyan crest]

sve made me quit

[fossil lion]

#modded-stardew #mod-showcase

[tropic fox]

Go for a mod that allows you that

[tacit edge]

yes

[frank shuttle]

u can marry multiple people with specific mods

[tacit edge]

i cant get mods

[frank shuttle]

mobile?

[tropic fox]

What's yo console

[tacit edge]

uh its a rather private matter

[cyan crest]

the best mod is ponyta horse replacer thats all you need

[frank shuttle]

cracked stardew

[tacit edge]

yup

[digital creek]

omg😭

[frank shuttle]

dw i dont think u can get banned for that here

[tacit edge]

alright phew

[fossil lion]

Pokemania has an Eevee pet you can evolve into 5 different Eeveelutions

[tropic fox]

I think it was pretty obvious that the mines exist

[cyan crest]

OH MY GOOOD

[digital creek]

meanwhile i finished the mines summer y1😭

[tropic fox]

Do you not watch tv also?

[frank shuttle]

not bad.

[fallen heron]

just popping in for a quick question, can normal trees grow if there are paths in the surrounding 8 tiles?

[frank shuttle]

always watch tv on sundays for recipes. its a tip :3

[tropic fox]

Yes

[frank shuttle]

yea

[fallen heron]

alr thank you

[cunning silo]

fr and in the new farmers chat as well

[fossil lion]

It also changes some items and decorations to be Pokémon themed

[tropic fox]

Have you ever explored the mountains?

[fossil lion]

and farm animals I think

[cyan crest]

.... i know which mod im getting next

[civic nexus]

i aim for atleast 20

[tacit edge]

shoplift mod?

[frank shuttle]

taxes mod?

for ultimate deppresion?

[tropic fox]

And wonder how you can upgrade your tools?

[cyan crest]

that sounds pretty good too lmao

[fossil lion]

Don't get shoplift mod that's immoral
get lockpick mod so you pay to break into houses instead

[tacit edge]

underwear mod?

[frank shuttle]

💀

u have a fetish?

[cyan crest]

the only underwear i see is the mayord

[tacit edge]

marrying robin mod?

[fossil lion]

So just the villagers on the beach?

[tacit edge]

||NSFW|| mod?

[fallen heron]

huh

[tacit edge]

Wrong guess again

[tropic fox]

I say put it in the luau soup to humiliate him, and in the grange display also

[cyan crest]

😦😦😦

[tacit edge]

nope

[fossil lion]

swim wear = underwear change my mind

[wooden crater]

the stardew valley discord server man

[cyan crest]

grange display it is, threw a purple cucumber in the soup

[tacit edge]

best discord server ever

[frank shuttle]

chaotic ;o

[cyan crest]

governor likes purple cucumbers

[tropic fox]

I genuinely feel like this person is under 13

[wooden crater]

it fluctuates

[frank shuttle]

Who seems like a underaged person?

[cyan crest]

underwear guy

[tropic fox]

Moka

[frank shuttle]

tbh ill agree

[tropic fox]

Man, this is not how 14 year olds act

[tacit edge]

man what did i do

[civic nexus]

time to vote kick

[frank shuttle]

eda has voted

[cyan crest]

among us sus s

[fossil lion]

being horny in the no horny chat

[tropic fox]

Im 14 myself and I don't act that way

[civic nexus]

nah we voted out moka

and they were the imposter

[cyan crest]

so you're saying there's a horny chat

[frank shuttle]

wait wtf

[civic nexus]

gg ez everyone

[fossil lion]

I can neither confirm nor deny

[civic nexus]

yes i have seen it with my own eyes

[wooden crater]

yes, #stardew-valley for at least one hour each day

[tropic fox]

I really feel like he's under 13 and pretending to be 14

[lament path]

Guys let's move on before staff comes and have to clean this mess up

[frank shuttle]

you can be on discord even if ur 13

[tropic fox]

This is not how 14 year olds act

[fallen heron]

you seem 17

[frank shuttle]

where did u get his age?

[cunning silo]

also HI JAMIE

[wooden crater]

HI HI HI HI HI

[lament path]

Yeah hi Jamie and real

[cunning silo]

hey edna

[frank shuttle]

no ur 3

[wooden crater]

Hi edna

[cunning silo]

just lurking here while fishing in sdv

[frank shuttle]

hi edna also i forgor to say hi jamie

[lament path]

Nice

[wooden crater]

fishing 😭

[tropic fox]

Ikik, but from the way he acts and allat, seems like he's 10

[cunning silo]

earlygame man 😭

[wooden crater]

it continues to be the bane of my existence
every new save i make i know i have to subject myself to 5h+ of fishing

[frank shuttle]

just report it to bouncer that he seems underage or smth i guess

[wooden crater]

and it really puts me off

[lament path]

Guys pls stop bickering abt ur ages.

[analog coyote]

Maybe we should @ a mod before being rude to another member on the server

[cunning silo]

worse for me bc im doing 25% profit margin

[tacit edge]

man why do i always have to act my age why cant i be younger then my age

[wooden crater]

Nah, you'd need evidence of this.

[frank shuttle]

True.

[wooden crater]

Just move on

[cunning silo]

but yeah its been a slog

[wooden crater]

w h y

[lament path]

So who is the best bachelor/bachelorette?

[tropic fox]

Anyways

[frank shuttle]

b r o w h y t h a t i s a p a i n i n t h e a s s (bro why, that is a pain in the ass

[analog coyote]

Harvey <333

[tacit edge]

Leah or Penny/Elliot

[cunning silo]

i want to hit perfection on all farm types, so i decided i would add a challenge to each time i did

[tropic fox]

Why is the soundtrack considered as dlc in steam

[frank shuttle]

abigail /sebastian

[cunning silo]

this is beach 25% remixed monster spawns

[tacit edge]

oops

[cunning silo]

??????????

[lament path]

Please elaborate on all ur answers

[tropic fox]

Ain't the soundtrack already in the game?

[mystic jasper]

Yes but it's probably just a way to support CA

[frank shuttle]

shouldnt prob talk why about abigail(theories about being a daughter of.. .yes) but sebastian seems to have most progession as a npc via story

[wooden crater]

oh you've started something even worse.
There is no objectively best bachelor/bachelorette. Each one is their own unique person with their own weaknesses, strength and traits. It's up to the player's preference and choice entirely. I think it's immature and disrespectful to say there is one objectively best marriage candidate.
That being said, Penny

[tacit edge]

+ = = Hot Women

[analog coyote]

Harvey probs because he feels the kindest out of all the Bachelor’s and his heart events always warm my heart <33. I don't have a fav Bachelorette however :((

[tacit edge]

= male

[languid monolith]

penny supremacy

[wooden crater]

this is the worst thing i have ever heard

[frank shuttle]

...

ok now add trash challenge only to it

[cunning silo]

some other guy is doing 25% trash can sell only

[fallen heron]

penny's story is relatable and sweet, ofcourse sad. also shes rlly cute

[marble brook]

nightmare fuel

[cunning silo]

its not that bad i should finish early y3 maybe

copium

[wooden crater]

😭

[frank shuttle]

...

[lament path]

||talking abt spouses are always an amazing way to help lighten convo mood lmao (or make it worse) ||

[rigid delta]

Good day everyone, how is everything?

[tropic fox]

Yes! Him, and you'll occasionally get dialogues from him saying he might not be the most exciting guy, but he'll stay loyal to you for the rest of his life

[frank shuttle]

jamie how many years did it take you to get... 100%?

[mystic jasper]

Sounds painfully fun

[gaunt gale]

My current perfection run is leaving the farm once a month

[cunning silo]

i was thinking maybe i should route to do it in 2y but i did name this farm pasty2 for a reason

[fallen heron]

hello there

[cunning silo]

2y ofc

[gaunt gale]

Lmao I wish though gifting is going to be an utter pain

[cunning silo]

true

decay

[tropic fox]

Shane and Haley suck

[cunning silo]

well you'll finish in like y30 its aight

[gaunt gale]

Yep rip

[cunning silo]

maybe not actually

maybe y20 bc luau

[gaunt gale]

My plan for gifting is island resort and hope, one of the rules is that I can also stay a month on the island farm

[cunning silo]

new farmers momento

[gaunt gale]

So it won’t be too bad if I’m diligent

lol

But def using luau in summer from now on

[tacit edge]

anyway i can get mod on fake stardew?

[marble brook]

no

[wooden crater]

dont talk about pirating

[tropic fox]

Rule 9

[frank shuttle]

pirating aint cool

[tropic fox]

CA worked hard to give us a good game, a game to relieve stress, don't pirate it

[frank shuttle]

support the devs by paying for a game

[languid monolith]

o_o

[tropic fox]

And he developed it all alone

[frank shuttle]

two devs helped him with multiplayer and mobile port if im right

[analog coyote]

YES I will always appreciate a man like that

[tacit edge]

man but im broke

i have 2$ to my name

whos gonna hire a 14 yr old

[tropic fox]

Then save money to buy the game

[tacit edge]

dont have a credit card yet

wont buy me online stuff

[analog coyote]

Can we plz get a mod in here to deal with this esp if a rule is being broken n not handle it ourselves cause that will make us (who get involved) look like jerks :/.

[frank shuttle]

just ping bouncer for it

they check later

[analog coyote]

Okk

[tropic fox]

So we can report it?

[languid monolith]

rip moka lol

i love that youre playing stardew though

[tropic fox]

Is this a valid reason to report to bouncer?

[frank shuttle]

we can report rule breaking either talking to bouncer or pinging a bouncer

[analog coyote]

Just @ the bot?

[frank shuttle]

or dm

[tropic fox]

I say DM ig

[lament path]

Pls guys if mods aren't here you shouldn't interact with stuff that are against the rules just move on to the next topic after reporting

[tacit edge]

man i just joined

[languid monolith]

lmao

[tacit edge]

but now im getting kicked of discord

[frank shuttle]

yea lets move on

[tropic fox]

Talking about Piracy isn't tolerated here, we don't make the rules

[analog coyote]

Yall got a fav event like the luau or jellies ect??

[frank shuttle]

prob egg hunt

[tacit edge]

i forgot it

[languid monolith]

year 1 night market

[tacit edge]

i have a short term memory

[tropic fox]

Luau and fair

The 2 days where I can humiliate lewis

[lament path]

I don't like events (both here and irl)

[tacit edge]

spirits eve and jellies

[languid monolith]

:gasp:

spirits eve* !!

:^]

[tacit edge]

thx i forgot name

[analog coyote]

Ooo, I really like the Christmas event cause you never know what person who will give you a gift hehe

[frank shuttle]

u can actually know

it depends on what time u enter in

[tacit edge]

spirits eve is free money and jellies so calm

[tropic fox]

Screw flower dance in y1, (sorry I don't have a bachelor with 4 hearts, it aint easy speedrunning to 4h)

[analog coyote]

Ahhh

[languid monolith]

fr

y1 flower dance when you play casually

its just so depressing

[tacit edge]

someone married haley in y1 spring before flower dance-

[frank shuttle]

everybody rejecting you

[fossil lion]

Fair cause gambling

[analog coyote]

I did that with Harvey eheh got him 4 hearts in 3 n a half In game weeks

[analog coyote]

Yipppeee

[frank shuttle]

valid

[fallen heron]

so humbling 😭

[lament path]

Just don't attend year 1 flower dance, you could be clearing out space in ur farm rather than getting rejected by everyone

[fossil lion]

Gotta gamble on those 2550% orange

[languid monolith]

LMFAO

[frank shuttle]

but recipe and scarecrow

[fossil lion]

but scarecrow

[lament path]

I do that y2 since I'm a casual player

[tropic fox]

With sebby, its not easy

[fossil lion]

gotta get the ultimate scarecrow y1

[frank shuttle]

ill go nolife sdv

[languid monolith]

heck no

[frank shuttle]

sayonara guys

[lament path]

The only rarecrow I need is the Ghibli one and I'm happy

[fossil lion]

I got Shane to 4 hearts without even trying cause I didn't forget his birthday for once

[languid monolith]

i dont care about the scarecrows year1 not even gonna lie

cause the first couple purchases make me too broke to buy my animals

[fossil lion]

And because I visit the saloon every night for my favourite group of people

[tacit edge]

tbh 2-3 delxuce scare crows and ur set

[languid monolith]

nolifing stardew has also given me too much time to watch one piece

[analog coyote]

Aaa yes

[ivory lintel]

Should i craft a tapper?

[lament path]

Ima dip for sleep goodbye ||proceeds to wake up at 4 am||

[tropic fox]

Def

[tacit edge]

yes u can get resin , sap and syrup for community center

[tropic fox]

Gn

[ivory lintel]

But i haven't crafted any copper tools/weapons yet

[languid monolith]

its alr

tapper pretty necessary

[tacit edge]

ye

[ivory lintel]

Ok sure

[rigid delta]

Now ima bother you all

Which is your favorite stardew valley character? (any npc)

[tropic fox]

Harvey, Sebastian, Robin

[frail minnow]

I hate them all equally ❤️

[rigid delta]

Damn

[rigid delta]

Nice

[tropic fox]

I hate Pierre, lewis, and Clint

[rigid delta]

I get the pierre and clint hate, but lewis?

(I dont interact a lot with him so i dont know what happen)

[fossil lion]

Krobus, Morris and Slime #3

[tropic fox]

Made a gold statue of himself with the town's taxes

[fallen heron]

harvey, penny and elliot

gasp why harvey

[rigid delta]

Isnt morris a bad guy?

[fossil lion]

Harvey was the doctor right?

[tropic fox]

We don't tolerate harvey haters in here

[pure tulip]

clint is a gold digger

[fallen heron]

yup

[fossil lion]

He's not bad just misunderstood

[rigid delta]

Why harvey and alex?

[tropic fox]

He IS bad

[rigid delta]

Good choices

[fossil lion]

I don't like Haley

[rigid delta]

Blond girl right? Abigail sister

[wooden crater]

I disagree with Shane but I can understand that one, but HARVEY? HE'S SO NICE

[hollow fjord]

Emily sister

[fossil lion]

Emily sister but yes

[faint needle]

Wow

[wooden crater]

abigail has no sister; she's emily's sister

[faint needle]

Haley is a queen

[rigid delta]

I mix their names....
Sorry

[dense lintel]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1042673734101766203/1044422687239458966/togif.gif

[hollow escarp]

Still not a fan of Haley

Even if she does get better when married

[fossil lion]

welcome to American healthcare

[faint needle]

Harvey is a boring ass mf

Unseasoned chicken

[wooden crater]

Harvey charging you money is
a) His job
b) Game design. I don't imagine CA wanted one marriage candidate to be more beneficial than the others

[hollow escarp]

Harvey has plenty of quirks!

[rigid delta]

100k!? Isnt he only make you pay 1k?
And alex i kinda get it, but is his jock nature

[faint needle]

Boiled unseasoned chicken

[hollow escarp]

He’s a ||wannabe pilot with terrible vision and a crippling fear of heights||

[rigid delta]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/667114965919858700/1085638517788524635/image0-6.gif

[tropic fox]

Embed fail

[hollow escarp]

Far from bland

[fossil lion]

I can't hate Alex because I never really interacted with him

[rigid delta]

[frail minnow]

[faint needle]

Unseasoned chicken vibes

[rigid delta]

Im trying to befriending him but he dissapears

[fossil lion]

He's not worth walking the extra mile from Pierre's shop after buying seeds

[faint needle]

Befriend haley

[frail minnow]

Me (an American) when hospital bill:

[wooden crater]

I don't like people like Alex irl, but I'd have nothing against him if he wasn't sexist when you're a female character

[rigid delta]

No, i dont want to be ewwed again

[hollow escarp]

And unlike some other characters he’s able to stay content and passionate about his job despite it not being what he wanted.

Very inspirational

[faint needle]

She has character growth dw

[rigid delta]

Wait he is sexist?

[hollow escarp]

Sorta

[faint needle]

Bro settled for less

[fossil lion]

Never got far enough to see that

[fallen heron]

well yes but he does realize his mistake later on

[tropic fox]

And that man is very loyal and soft around you

[faint needle]

Very cringe

[wooden crater]

If you play a female character he has sexist dialogue yes

[rigid delta]

Ohh cool then

[tropic fox]

He's very concerned about your health

[frail minnow]

I think bro is a closet gay

[wooden crater]

Does he bring it up and apologise?

[fossil lion]

wait, so ||Alex is a pilot while Pam dreamed to be one?||

[rigid delta]

Example? (Oh and sorry if i sounded rude)

[ivory lintel]

I HATE SHANE

[hollow escarp]

Bro is blind so ||he couldn’t have been a pilot anyways||, but manages to be content with what he can do regardless

[ivory lintel]

As of now

[wooden crater]

You never sounded rude, don't worry.
Pretty sure he says women can't play sports because they're weak or something

[hollow escarp]

That is beautiful

[faint needle]

Eyeball surgery

[rigid delta]

I like how this started as: which characters you like

And now everyone tells which they hate

[hollow escarp]

No ||Harvey is the wannabe pilot||

[hollow escarp]

You have any idea how risky and expensive that is?

[fossil lion]

Oh mixed something up in the convo

[rigid delta]

Im male and he said that i cant throw a ball

[tropic fox]

Harvey stepped out of his comfort zone in his 10 heart event

[wooden crater]

People say Harvey is boring because he doesn't have a tragic backstory

[fallen heron]

||"If you weren't a girl I'd ask you to play catch"||

[wooden crater]

He says it's because you're a girl if you're a woman

[tropic fox]

A thing I admire about Harvey

[ivory lintel]

Oh also

[hollow escarp]

Even if Harvey can afford it he is more likely to leave without sufficient vision than with it.

[faint needle]

I have a friend who got eyeball surgery

[ivory lintel]

When is the right time to marry someone?

[wooden crater]

Thanks I couldn't be bothered

[faint needle]

And hes completely fine

[wooden crater]

whenever you want. You need 10 hearts with them

[rigid delta]

No srs he said that to me, and my character is male

[fossil lion]

you gotta ask your heart

[wooden crater]

Right. but he never said it was because you are female

[hollow escarp]

I also know someone with the same experience. Her eyes rejected the implant and she’s practically blind in the eye

[wooden crater]

he still has rude dialogue but not sexist

[tropic fox]

Harvey my beloved

[faint needle]

Must be a diff surgery then

[ivory lintel]

That's too much man. They all demand for gifts which are seasonal and i am new to the game so yeah

[faint needle]

My friend didnt get any implants

[rigid delta]

He is pretty chill

[frail minnow]

I personally think Alex is gay

[hollow escarp]

Nah dude eye surgery is just really risky

[ivory lintel]

I wantwd a partner tho

[slender sparrow]

Are you able to save a world between two devices

[fallen heron]

well hes a little jerk, but thats part of his character ig

[hollow escarp]

Didn’t get the lense replaced?

[rigid delta]

I mean, everyone that you can marry likes both genders

[wooden crater]

If it's two similar devices yes, but you can't go from like PC to console

[tropic fox]

Harvey is gay, what does he need glasses for? To see other men better?

[hollow escarp]

Lenses also have to be sourced from other deceased individuals which further complicates things

[slender sparrow]

🪱

[faint needle]

Not sure but he used to wear glasses and he doesnt anymore. All i knownis he got surgery

[hollow escarp]

He’s not necessarily gay, and he would have needed them ||to be a pilot||

[wooden crater]

Likely laser eye surgery

[fossil lion]

Nah we're just so hot and wonderful we make them gay for us

[faint needle]

Probs

[ivory lintel]

Which charecters demand for gifts which are easily accesible

[hollow escarp]

Point is, it’s not something that anyone can do anytime and there’s a reason so many people exist who wear glasses

[faint needle]

Haley loves sunflowers

[frail minnow]

I bet he really loves giving george colon checks

[hollow escarp]

It’s more of a last resort usually

[faint needle]

Hes a doctor tho

[fallen heron]

leah, shane, alex

[wooden crater]

Quite a few. I'd take a look at gifting on the wiki

[rigid delta]

Nah, they just love us cause they get gifts 2 times each week

[frail minnow]

Gets to ram his hand up a dudes ass

[hollow escarp]

He can’t operate on his own eye.

[faint needle]

My point is he makes bank

[wooden crater]

alex? his loved gifts are impossible

[marble brook]

alex???

[ivory lintel]

I see

[rigid delta]

He likes eggs and hasbrowns

[fallen heron]

what? i remember it being pizza or something

[ivory lintel]

I'll probably wait

[wooden crater]

thats sam

[faint needle]

Nah he eats healthy

[wooden crater]

not loves though

[fossil lion]

All they get from me is birthday gifts and only if they're lucky

[fallen heron]

ohhh my bad

[frail minnow]

🥚

[ivory lintel]

Guys i am asexual in stardew as of now

[hollow escarp]

Money alone isn’t enough. My Mom is a millionaire with bad vision but has been told that eye surgery wouldn’t be worth the risk in her current state.

[marble brook]

not a loved gift tho

[wooden crater]

you could always get ||krobus|| as a roomate

[civic nexus]

cool but who asked?

[faint needle]

She isnt cool enough for it

[wooden crater]

https://tenor.com/view/who-asked-did-i-ask-i-asked-meme-get-real-gif-21114957

[hollow escarp]

Dude quit dissing my mother

[civic nexus]

damn

[faint needle]

Relax bro i wa sjoking

[ivory lintel]

🗣️‼️

[hollow escarp]

Alr

[civic nexus]

its not a joke if u dont put /j next to the sentence

so u were being serious

[rigid delta]

I dont leave my farm, so im technically away from society

[faint needle]

Please tell me ur joking

[fossil lion]

show proof

[tropic fox]

Let bro cook

[civic nexus]

i can neither deny nor confirm that

[faint needle]

Pls edit the message and add /j

[tropic fox]

Asd

[civic nexus]

time to asd

[faint needle]

Add

[fossil lion]

put /s/j after every message just to make sure

[tropic fox]

/j

[wooden crater]

They're obviously not joking, they never said /j

[faint needle]

Good point

[civic nexus]

he has a point

[ivory lintel]

Is spring in stardew for 20 days?

[faint needle]

Anyway i didnt know mom jokes were offensive in 2023

[fossil lion]

every month 28 days

[ivory lintel]

I see

[faint needle]

I thought it was only a 2016 CoD lobby thing

[tropic fox]

All seasons are 28 days

[civic nexus]

yea cause joe mama so fat the world exploded

[fossil lion]

there is a calendar in front of Pierre's shop where you can see birthdays and events

next to the mission board

[faint needle]

Whos joe mama?

[ivory lintel]

Yeah tomorrow is the flower dance

[faint needle]

Joe momma so fat she eats food

[ivory lintel]

Where is it held tho? I didnt read the note

[fossil lion]

South of the farm

[faint needle]

In the game known as stardew valley

It isnt actually a real damce surprisingly

[ivory lintel]

Aight

[ivory lintel]

Oh

I see

[faint needle]

Mine is titties

[civic nexus]

skill issue

[covert brook]

hi. whats going to happen in the flower festival?

[faint needle]

Takes a lot of skill to like titties

[ivory lintel]

My cat's name is diarrhea

[tropic fox]

Damce /j

[civic nexus]

mmm indeed

[faint needle]

U have to eat flowers

[ivory lintel]

Mine is tomorrow

[faint needle]

My dog is swagger and my horse is kamasutra

[rigid delta]

Another question to bother you all

Which pet you choose on the beggining of your save?

[tropic fox]

Cats always

[dense lintel]

⁉️

[civic nexus]

always cat

[faint needle]

It really doesnt matter lmao

[ivory lintel]

You can have more than 1 pet?

[dense lintel]

grey kitty!

[civic nexus]

? its pogger

[faint needle]

Only if u marry haley

[rigid delta]

I know, but what did you choose?

[civic nexus]

i chose grey cat too

[faint needle]

Yellow dog

[ivory lintel]

Haley is the girl with yellow hair...?

[rigid delta]

Epik

[faint needle]

Yuh

[civic nexus]

be specific

[ivory lintel]

She is indeed beautiful

[civic nexus]

everyone has randomly coloured hair

[faint needle]

Epic gaymer moment

[faint needle]

FAXXX

[ivory lintel]

Nah i remember her

[tropic fox]

But primadonna vibes

[ivory lintel]

I'll probably marry her

[civic nexus]

even though there isnt a barber in the saloon everyone managed to dye their hair

[faint needle]

THATS WHAT IM SAYING BRO

[faint needle]

King shit fr

[civic nexus]

nah its all makeup

[rigid delta]

Idk but i would like to see more dialogs in game

[ivory lintel]

Gang

[tropic fox]

*plastic

[covert brook]

is that for real?

[faint needle]

Not that hard to die urself

[faint needle]

Yeah i suggest picking tulips

[ivory lintel]

Which charecter did you marry?

I guess i see a your momma joke..

[faint needle]

Joe

[ivory lintel]

See.

[civic nexus]

leah

[tropic fox]

Why isn't Sebastian giving me a stardrop

[ivory lintel]

Yeah shes pretty cool too ig

[tropic fox]

He's past 12 hearts

[faint needle]

He prolly smoked it

[civic nexus]

she is cute

[faint needle]

Bro rolled it up

[worthy elbow]

hii

[faint needle]

Ngl vanilla portraits are the best ones

Every portrsit mod is cringe asl fr

[faint needle]

Sup

[worthy elbow]

hru

[faint needle]

Bad

[worthy elbow]

oh i’m sorry

[faint needle]

Thanks

[ivory lintel]

I AM MARRYING HALEY MAN

[faint needle]

King shit

[ivory lintel]

What gifts does she want?

[rigid delta]

Coconuts

[tropic fox]

Sunflowers

Pink cakes

[faint needle]

||sunflowers, coconut, pink cake, fruit salad||

[dense lintel]

daffodil, coconuts, sunflowers

pink cakes too

[ivory lintel]

Is she cool with daffodils?

[faint needle]

Also all universal loves obv

[civic nexus]

e ok skill issue

[dense lintel]

daffodil is a liked gift

[faint needle]

Except the rainbow thing

[dense lintel]

and the others are loved gifts

[tropic fox]

Except PS

[faint needle]

@tropic fox

[ivory lintel]

What if i give her daffodils? Will she marry me?

[faint needle]

Yes bitches love flowers

[tropic fox]

It'll increase friendship with her

[faint needle]

Irl too

[ivory lintel]

Real

[civic nexus]

||prismatic shard|| boi

[ivory lintel]

So she wont marry?

[faint needle]

Its a spoiler tho no?

[civic nexus]

now it aint

[faint needle]

Bro u need to get her to 10 hearts first

How u get there doesnt matter

[civic nexus]

u could just stalk her room and stuff

[ivory lintel]

Aight bro cool

[faint needle]

U can peek inside her clothes drawer

[tropic fox]

If you talk to her every day, and give her gifts she love, you can ask her to marry you

[faint needle]

Prolly see some underwear

[civic nexus]

yes indeed

[tropic fox]

And do delivery quests ofc

[ivory lintel]

Where does she live? I forgor

[civic nexus]

if u want her to marry u stay in her room after she goes to sleep

[rigid delta]

First you need 8 hearts with her, later ask her to be your gf and then marry her

[faint needle]

In pelican town

[tropic fox]

1 willow lane, near the graveyard

[ivory lintel]

Ok sure

[rigid delta]

You know sam house? On the right

[ivory lintel]

Got it.

[faint needle]

She lives in emilys house

[rigid delta]

Ye

[ivory lintel]

Gotta find her wandering

[faint needle]

She usually chills at the fumountsin

[tropic fox]

You can check her schedule on the wiki

[faint needle]

Fountain*

In summer she chills at the beach

[civic nexus]

in her swim suit*

[ivory lintel]

Nah uts just spring rn

[faint needle]

Once a week she visits alex

[rigid delta]

She is mostly taking pictures on Marnie ranch if im not wrong

In summer she is with alex in the ice cream place

[faint needle]

Dont remember what day tho

[civic nexus]

because she likes alex

[ivory lintel]

Alex gotta chill fr

[faint needle]

Also once a week shes at her house chilling with alex too

[civic nexus]

so u have some competition

[ivory lintel]

She's mine

[faint needle]

Every other day shes at the fountain

[faint needle]

Nah they just homies

[civic nexus]

so women are objects to u?!?!

[rigid delta]

He is a chick magnet 🥁

*get it, haley has yellow hair

Ok ima leave*

[faint needle]

But yuh check the dountain, and if shes not there, check her and alex house

In summer do the same thing but replace fountain with beach

[tropic fox]

To date her, raise friendship to 8 hearts, purchase a bouquet from Pierre, for 200g

[cobalt hare]

year 2 and I havent even gotten the good sprinklers yet and im only on level 40 in the mines, dont have any extra buildings, just got married. (Only really have the pantry section complete in the community center. Should I restart on a forrest farm?

[faint needle]

Alari do u play league

[rigid delta]

Krobus can sell you some good ones in fridays

[faint needle]

Rleax its fine theres no timers

[tropic fox]

Friendship with marriage candidates are locked when you reach 8 hearts

[faint needle]

Take it st ur own pace

If u wanna restart u can go for it but dont stress about ur progress

[tropic fox]

What's that

[faint needle]

League of legends

[tropic fox]

Nope

[faint needle]

Theres a champion there with a sinilar name

[cobalt hare]

I get anxious because I see people in videos and they already have sprinklers and steel tools by fall of the first year

[faint needle]

Akali

[faint needle]

Yeah except those people know how to minmax everything from day one

[tropic fox]

Like mentioned, take it at your own pace

[faint needle]

Dont compare urself with veterans

Thats like looking at lebron play in the nba and saying “dam i need to be at that level”

[rigid delta]

Me with my can: With a can, everything you can make it

[velvet tendon]

true

[rigid delta]

OK WHY IM DOING BAD JOKES

Is not even april fools

[faint needle]

I didnt even get the joke ngl

[rigid delta]

Probably i have the same sense of humor as Cyno

Anyway, did you all eat today?

[faint needle]

Yes

I had to starve myself a bit tho

[rigid delta]

Not hungry enough?

[faint needle]

Nah i had castings so didnt have time to eat

[rigid delta]

Oh ok

Why there is to many pufferfish emojis

[tacit edge]

idk

[tropic fox]

[ripe needle]

smapi

When a chicken and a pufferfish loves each other very much

[agile pier]

[keen tusk]

you can do it in one message btw

[rigid delta]

Cool

[cobalt hare]

if ur at 10 hearts and you propose, can you get rejected-

will haley

[keen tusk]

nope

[cobalt hare]

reject me

yay

[keen tusk]

if youre dating

and at max hearts

she shouldnt reject you

[cobalt hare]

noice

[velvet forum]

You can turn them down tho

[keen tusk]

you can divorce them later too

[velvet forum]

Banned content for this channel, delete

[cobalt hare]

oops sorry..

[fossil lion]

mod idea
50% chance to reject you and you have to wait for the next rainy day to get another chance

[velvet forum]

Check 📌s

[cobalt hare]

im embarrassed now 🫥

[velvet forum]

No. Why? Also, #modded-stardew or #making-mods-general

[cobalt hare]

time to get 5000g

[fossil lion]

it was a joke

Oh right I forgot to add /j my b

[hazy remnant]

guys guys where do i get a cat fish

[crystal sapphire]

Spring

When it rains

[fossil lion]

lake at the mountain

No rain necessary I think

[hazy remnant]

hooray

thanks guys

[oak flower]

Hi everyone 👋

[crystal sapphire]

I get them more commonly when it rains

[hazy remnant]

this is my wiki for when im too lazy for google

[crystal sapphire]

I just got here

[fossil lion]

ok nvm I'm wrong just checked

[mystic jasper]

Rain at the river during spring and autumn or in secret woods ponds all season (rain totem for winter)

[faint needle]

Love the pfp

[hazy remnant]

ellie is mommy

[faint needle]

Hope u mean part 2 ellie

[crystal sapphire]

Hey

[candid gate]

hi

[copper wave]

hii

[hazy remnant]

I do lol

[hazy remnant]

is the cat fish hard to catch? ive seen a few fish zoom past and i havent caught it yet

so im not sure if thats it

[crystal sapphire]

Yes and no

[mystic jasper]

75 mixed. Not that hard nor easy

[hazy remnant]

alr

[copper wave]

It’s kind of hard, you should probably upgrade your fishing rod

[crystal sapphire]

It kinda depends on your fishing lvl

[copper wave]

^^

[mystic jasper]

Fishing rod doesn't affect behavior

[mystic comet]

Hi is level 10 mining blacksmith or prospector better?

[mystic jasper]

prospector

[copper wave]

Yeah but it makes the bar bigger and allows you to use bait n stuff

[crystal sapphire]

No lvl makes the bar bigger

[copper wave]

oh 😭😭😭

mb then

[crystal sapphire]

Yeah

[mystic jasper]

Bait just decreases bite time, but fiberglass rod is enough as it just allows you to put bait

You could also use bamboo rod but it'll take longer. Still fish behavior isn't affected by the rod you use

[copper wave]

I like gatherer better but that’s because i don’t build a lot

oh it got deleted 💀

[quick mesa]

i accidentally deleted it thinking i was in a different server

[copper wave]

ohh

[quick mesa]

i need ot marry someone other then alex who should i marry

[tropic fox]

How do I get bait without reaching fishing lvl 1

[crystal sapphire]

Um maru

I don’t think you can buy it

[hazy remnant]

leah def

[quick mesa]

does maru give anything unlike alex who just gives a new room in the saloon?

[hazy remnant]

leah isnt boring post marriage

[valid sleet]

HALEY 😍

[crystal sapphire]

Nope

[quick mesa]

i have a hatred so deep for leah i would rather rip off my own skin and skinny dip into a pool full of lemon juice then reach 1 heart with her

[crystal sapphire]

You can always divorce maru if you don’t like her anymore after you marry her

If you do

[warped hound]

why leah hate

[quick mesa]

idk

[valid sleet]

marry haley, its super easy too

[quick mesa]

i just started hating her for some reason

[valid sleet]

give her daffodils until you unlock the desert and then give her coconuts

best wife

[flat brook]

Abigail best

[quick mesa]

ill try marrying then divorcing everyone and then use the ||amnesia shrine|| to remarry the person i find the best

[flat brook]

[flat brook]

Psycho

[crystal sapphire]

She was my first married person in stardew

[warped hound]

leah is the only one who actually wants to be in pelican town, all the others have their own dreams and stuff

[crystal sapphire]

I like your ideas

[narrow willow]

Lets be real it sounds tedious

[quick mesa]

ive adopted children with alex then divorced him then gave him memory lose then remarried him 20 times that is such an understatement

[flat brook]

Why did you leave her 😔

[crystal sapphire]

I didn’t

She’s in my save

But I wanna marry everyone at least once

[flat brook]

speechless.

[warped hound]

anyway, is there anything to actually do with the prismatic shards, i've already used two on the main things, and pretty high friendship with everyone

[crystal sapphire]

[quick mesa]

such a waste of 20 ||prismatic shards|| though

[flat brook]

YOU NEED THAT FOR MURRAY???

MARIWAGE

[quick mesa]

oh no

[flat brook]

Marriage

[quick mesa]

you need the rain man for that

[crystal sapphire]

Not really

Maybe just boost ppl up

In friendship

[calm sandal]

hol up

keep those prismatic shard

[flat brook]

Phew..

[quick mesa]

to kill children you need pris shards

[calm sandal]

u need MANY of em at late game

[flat brook]

Now we talking business

[warped hound]

well i have like 10 shards

[teal vapor]

💀💀

[calm sandal]

while its a good gift for everyone (except 1 ppl), its more important for late game ingredients

[warped hound]

i don't know what to use em for

[flat brook]

Fuck them kids.

[calm sandal]

just keep em.

[valid sleet]

you could also make a new farm with mods that let you spawn items

[flat brook]

Yeet them

[crystal sapphire]

Cough Haley cough

[valid sleet]

do you can test it in another world

[quick mesa]

im still confused why does haley hate pris shards

[calm sandal]

trust me, if not, u gonna take MORE time farming it agaen

[quick mesa]

does she have a bad experience with em?

[crystal sapphire]

She’s difficult

[valid sleet]

cause shes amazing

[warped hound]

also gold bars are in short demand, i have way too many

but no copper bars for some reason

[flat brook]

Prob a simple lady

And I like it

[crystal sapphire]

Yeah that’s why I normally farm ores early game after I finish the mines

[valid sleet]

THANK YOU ARMA

[quick mesa]

should i put ancient fruit or starfruit in my ||greenhouse|| and put the other on the ||island||

[flat brook]

I don't like high maintenance ppl

[teal vapor]

ancient fruit in greenhouse

[valid sleet]

yea

[flat brook]

LEBIN SPOILER

[valid sleet]

starfruit is better in the long run pretty sure

[teal vapor]

its... not really a spoiler though

[quick mesa]

idk if what i spoiler'd does need one

[warped hound]

starfruit needs to be replanted tho

[flat brook]

Ouh. Okie 😅

[valid sleet]

look at the pins

[warped hound]

unless you make the seeds, its kind expensive

[valid sleet]

but its worth more

[teal vapor]

starfruit isnt as worth yeah

and ancient fruit once grown you harvest every week

[quick mesa]

where can i see what needs to be spoilered

[frank shuttle]

AF is better on the farm starfruit on... post cc thing

[warped hound]

well if you are replanting each time, might as well go for gem berries

but ancient fruit is better long term

[hazy remnant]

guys does anyone know how to get oen of your saves to go on the co-op? rn none of my farms i can co-op

idk if i go to #vanilla-tech-support

[quick mesa]

does anyone know the best way to torture alex

[frank shuttle]

i think u need to make a new farm for co-op

while being in multiplayer thingy and making a farm

[crystal sapphire]

No

[warped hound]

then again, it took all year for me to turn all of my starfruit into wine so idk if the faster time is worth it if you have bottlenecks

[hazy remnant]

i mean like one of my old saves i could host

[crystal sapphire]

You just have to have cabins

[hazy remnant]

oh that makes sense actually

[crystal sapphire]

Yeah

[frank shuttle]

true actually

[bitter carbon]

best summer crop year 2?

[hazy remnant]

thank you

[crystal sapphire]

Then you should be able to do it

[faint needle]

A rare part 2 enjoyer

[warped hound]

starfruit if you can

[crystal sapphire]

Np

[teal vapor]

starfruit assuming you can get them yeah

[bitter carbon]

what abt fertilizer ?

[valid sleet]

marry haley on his birthday and give him a hated gift

[hazy remnant]

[faint needle]

Deluxe speedgro

[frank shuttle]

deluxe speedgrow then make it into wine

[warped hound]

i don't bother with fertilizer but speed ones would be good

[quick mesa]

good idea steal his only friend and make him hate you

[faint needle]

Uf u plant on day one and water them right away u can get 3 harvests with deluxe speedgro

[teal vapor]

oh huh wish i had realized that before i started y2 summer

[faint needle]

But if u miss a day its kinda a waste

[teal vapor]

i just went w quality fertilizer i think lmao

[faint needle]

So make sure to not fucking miss a day

[warped hound]

one big harvest can still get you very far if you make wine

[quick mesa]

im gonna adopt a kid with alex and then force that kid into the caves

[faint needle]

Cos day one plant and watered every day gives u the harvest on the final day

[faint needle]

Put tomatoes in ur slingshot and fire at him

[quick mesa]

thats not harsh enough

[warped hound]

iridium ore for the funny

[frank shuttle]

explosive ammo or eggs for extra effect

[quick mesa]

bombs sound fun

[faint needle]

Peepee in his poopoo

[quick mesa]

kill his grandparents then his babies

[frank shuttle]

thats just weird

[teal vapor]

wtf did alex do to you

[faint needle]

Thats why its effective

[frank shuttle]

what happened

[quick mesa]

eggs arent his loved gifts

[velvet karma]

Exist

[faint needle]

Reminded him of his highschool bully probs

[quick mesa]

even though the only food he talks about is eggs

but nooooo

[velvet karma]

Ohhhhh

[quick mesa]

apparently he loves salmon so much he doesnt talk about them

[velvet karma]

Lmao

[shy oracle]

how is everyone doinggg :)

[teal vapor]

i have personal beef with people named alex but this is a fictional character so hes okay. and then theres this guy

[faint needle]

Bad because fish bundles exist

[shy oracle]

lol 💀

[frank shuttle]

what you stuck on?

[teal vapor]

lmao rip

[valid sleet]

real

[quick mesa]

good because people are helping me torture alex

[frank shuttle]

bulletin board bundles are huge pain in the ass

[faint needle]

Fucking stinky disgusting cringe rain fish

[teal vapor]

i bought like 5 fish for the bundle i just did not feel like tryna catch them

[frank shuttle]

ah. good luck mate (*me who completed every room except bulletin board *)

[faint needle]

Ive completed everything mumtiple seasons ago

But noooo the fucking fish bundles exist

[flat brook]

You still haven't finished that yet?

💀

[warped hound]

fish bundle is easy what do you mean

[flat brook]

Exactly

[faint needle]

I find fishing extremely boring so i just dont do it

[teal vapor]

my last item was fucking red cabbage.

[frank shuttle]

fishing is fairly gun

[warped hound]

i need a single truffle and its winter

[flat brook]

Ahhh that makes sense

[quick mesa]

i want to grab alex by the head and stick my fingers so far down his fucking face the only thing he sees are my god damn fingernails as i rip out his kids eyes all because he doesnt love his fucking eggs

[teal vapor]

ALL BECAUSE I MANAHED TO MISS IT IN THE TC YEAR 1

[frank shuttle]

yea im waiting for red cabbage and truffle

[warped hound]

stupid pigs won't go outside

[flat brook]

Thr truck

[faint needle]

How do u get it in y1

[frank shuttle]

traveling merchant and rng

[faint needle]

Theyre too fat

[teal vapor]

i set it to y1 completable

[quick mesa]

feed them

[teal vapor]

and i managed to miss the one dau theu were sold

[faint needle]

Gamer moment

[warped hound]

its winter

[quick mesa]

love them

[valid sleet]

dude my friend and i are doing a coop and theyre doing all the fishing lmao

[quick mesa]

give them your kidneys

[valid sleet]

im working on profit and other cc items

[warped hound]

they are old enough and at like 2 hearts but ofc its winter

[quick mesa]

i want to build my coop on day 1 but my hatred and love for alex is so high i cant

[faint needle]

What does xe/xem mean

[warped hound]

so spring y3 is what my time is

[quick mesa]

a way how i identify

[warped hound]

stupid winter making my stupid pigs stay indoors

[quick mesa]

get a groundhog and ask for less then 6 weeks of winter

[warped hound]

just tear up the floorboards and find a truffle

[faint needle]

What does your identity mean?

[flat brook]

How do i keep my animals happy without them eating grass

Because mfs are feasting on the grass and not the gay

[teal vapor]

pet them

[velvet karma]

Hay

[quick mesa]

your making me question my existance

[flat brook]

Vay*

[velvet karma]

Also close the doors

[warped hound]

they prioritize grass over hay

[flat brook]

Hay**

[faint needle]

If i wanted to date someone who identifies as rhat, what should i expect?

[flat brook]

It makes them hahppwy?

[warped hound]

yeah close the doors before you sleep and they eat the hay

[valid sleet]

damn got a whole interrogation lmao

[quick mesa]

well it may be hard to undestand but after a while you may get the hand of it

basically heres a sentence

[flat brook]

But they go back home so I set them free

I was afraid they'd eat my crops but they didn't

[faint needle]

Nah just curious

[quick mesa]

"i want to go out with xem" or "xe are a good person"

[velvet karma]

If they can eat the grass they won't eat the hay

[valid sleet]

ik its funny tho

[teal vapor]

💀💀💀

[faint needle]

Ik how they are used. But what should i expect from the pwrson themselves?

[flat brook]

Not the Oconomowocs again

Pronouns

[quick mesa]

like how would they act or something else?

[faint needle]

Yeah

[teal vapor]

it. it just depends lmao idk what ur expecting

[quick mesa]

oh just like anyone else

[faint needle]

Like what are the differences between someone who identifies as um else?

[teal vapor]

ive dabbled in neopronouns its fun

[flat brook]

[quick mesa]

its how they identify that are different

[flat brook]

This makes no sense to me

[faint needle]

Yeah but what makes them different

What made you or someone else identify as that?

[flat brook]

Because they can

Or feel that way

[teal vapor]

its usually that the typical pronouns just dont feel right

[quick mesa]

basically i found out about it and i tested them out and ive felt comfortable with them and started using them

[teal vapor]

and yeah its literally just. bc we can

[fast gull]

how do I tell if a cat is a stray

[flat brook]

Kick it

[teal vapor]

wtf 😭

[quick mesa]

adopt it

[hollow escarp]

I mean stray cats are dirtier

[quick mesa]

if it runs away then its adopted if it likes you its stray

[flat brook]

Disect it and see what it ate last night

If it was good food then it's not stray

[faint needle]

Does it make u feel different or sum?

Faxx

[quick mesa]

make sure you have stiching needles you use for making clothes

[flat brook]

Use it like a beanie

[devout ridge]

ambatakum

[fast gull]

I thought this was the wholesome stardew valley chat

[faint needle]

It is

[fast gull]

tf happened to that

[quick mesa]

some people who use them feel different some who use them dont feel different

[teal vapor]

i guess, idk its hard to explain gender things lmao. like i dont really like to label myself but i technically fall under nonbinary i guess

[faint needle]

Its veeery wholesome

[quick mesa]

people start doing a pam at 3 pm

[fast gull]

ive been here at 3 am

[flat brook]

"Guys we are going to have icecream today"

The kid named ice

[fast gull]

Oh 3pm

[faint needle]

But wouldnt using them if u dont feel different be an insult to someone who uses them and does feel different?

[quick mesa]

oh it isnt to some people

[valid sleet]

🤨

[teal vapor]

nah?

[quick mesa]

infact all people who feel different dont feel insulted by people who dont feel different

[teal vapor]

in fact i encourage cis people to mess around w their identity and question societal norms

god its too early for this lmao

[valid sleet]

real^^^

[quick mesa]

encourage them cis people to change their gender

[faint needle]

But why

[quick mesa]

for the giggles

[faint needle]

If they dont feel different?

[valid sleet]

thsts not what they were saying hello

[paper storm]

What have i walked into

[faint needle]

Hello

[quick mesa]

ik i just like saying stuff

[agile pier]

[random monolith]

agreed

[flat brook]

I've thought about it.. I want to identify as a God. Because I have the ability to murder people it's just that I don't want to lose people around me

[agile pier]

Uh

[flat brook]

Too much information

[teal vapor]

bc at least theyve learned more, thats how i see it

[flat brook]

I'm a good guy. I promise

[quick mesa]

should i doxx lewis

[random monolith]

what is going on

[paper storm]

I don’t even know

[flat brook]

Let's go back to sdv

[valid sleet]

great question

[faint needle]

But u can learn more without changing stuff no?

[random monolith]

okay i'll ask a stardew valley question

[faint needle]

Gaming

[random monolith]

tips for year one fall 😃

[flat brook]

[quick mesa]

plant rare gems

[faint needle]

Grab pumpkins

[quick mesa]

have a kid

kill he kid

[teal vapor]

i mean nothings changing in the end even if someone experiments with pronouns for a while

[quick mesa]

get the golden pumpkin

mould a new baby out of the melted gold

care it like its a baby

[cobalt hare]

fish constantly

[random monolith]

okay thanks 🤭

[flat brook]

Will I lose my save if I start another one?

[paper storm]

Grow pumpkins or cranberries

[valid sleet]

buy crop plant crop sell crop winter come forage forage seed more forage seed sell and forage spring come buy crop plant crop sell crop summer come buy crop plant crop sell crop repeat

[quick mesa]

no

[paper storm]

Nope!

[flat brook]

SO I CAN PLAY ALL 7 MAPS??

[faint needle]

Do you think a biological male with feminine traits should identify as a woman?

[valid sleet]

you can have multiple saves

[random monolith]

okay perf thanks guys 😇

[flat brook]

Lesgooo

About to speed run every map

[paper storm]

lol

[valid sleet]

not necessarily

[faint needle]

Buy pumpkin, plant pumpkin, sell pumpkin, buy more pumpkin

[quick mesa]

some people can some people dont

[flat brook]

Before I speedrun my life to 100%