#stardew-valley
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Oh shit
I did. I think.
You think
Try going around the edges of the hoeable ground
Oh wait nvm you have a base hoe
might as well walk over all the dirt
Just walk around
Alternatively there is fly that's out of bounds
You’d defo hear the buzzing
||calico desert, if your ||||bus|||| is fixed, walk up and slightly to the right, hold the prismatic shard in your hand and walk between the three columns in that area||
Why is this sword making me faster, lol?
I know, but w h y
Because why not
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOLYCJPjb8o guys at 5:33 in the vid what are those things next to the barn called?
Me: picks up sword
Also me: becomes flash for no discernable reason
what are these secret notes? and how many do i need to read?
swing speed not movespeed
How was i supposed to know that?
You know you can put timestamp in the url video?
i didnt sorry
Look at item shipped on pause menu. Last tab should have a mail logo. You can find out there
New game mechanics discovered! Yay
anyone know?
moving while holding it and while not
Hay floor
alr thx
Im at the level with rock zombies
kill them
Im at level 35
that a mod or something to build? i havent played for over a year so idk
I have a question, is there a time limit or an ending for this game?
Because I think my process is a bit slow
doesnt matter how long you take
just make sure you make enough dolla or gramps will be pissed
No, its “straw floor”. It’s not new.
no time limit, it can go on forever, though there is a type of special ending after so long if you do get so much done. i wont spoil anything
oh so i guess you cant stock hay there?
i have a hard time not being efficient, i was super efficient in my current play through, but its been awhile and im afraid to play again cuz i wont be efficient while i figure out where i left off lol
damn now i got to check.
no need to be super efficient
i kno, but i cant help it haha
I feel you but that thinking burned me out of the game
it burned me into the game
cool
but yeah certainly not for everyone
It burned me while I game.
I have heating issue
ive restarted a few times, mostly cuz i played with friends who eventually gave up and i didnt wanna keep going with the farm
I strongly dislike your profile picture holy wowza 😭
Thanks
omg
solo saves are where it's at 
yah my solo save now is very efficient, im checking to see what i got now
gonna restart the day cuz i cant waste a few hours of it checking my stuff lol
33 quality sprinklers, 12 iridiun sprinklers, 40 kegs, 8 preserve jars, stable, shed, large shed, greenhouse, 3 large silos, largest coop/barn full of animals with cheese/mayo machine per animal, 6 lightning rods. Jojo mark complete, iridum pick/rod, galexy sword.
everything important that i got, i forget where i put my tappers, didnt see them, i got a tree farm on the train map but didnt see tappers
most efficient ive ever been, so i gotta preplan my day before i do it to make sure i dont waste any time lol. max heart emily for girlfriend.
im amazed i got this far so fast, this is further than my 3 player farm with friends. i just need to figure out how to keep going efficiently, im at a stand still
oh and its currently fall 19th, year 1. not all sprinklers are in use, got about ten to lay it seems, so maybe ill start there, but with winter coming, not much time to plant. so idk, hmm. ill prob spend most my time in skull cavern during the winter. what do you guys think
idk if i play like this cuz of my ADHD or not, but i just cant play unless i try to min/max the time. its so stressful but neccassary
I understand that lol
holy.
the only mods i really used were ones to add to the game but i never really stuck with them. it was with a friend and we didnt play long
i seen a tiktoker using mods. basically unlimited space, everythings already watered, walking past crops auto harvested everything within 7 blocks, etc. it looked like the game was pointless to play lol
More time for combat and friendship
i found the limited time gave combat purpose.
Lol I also have auto harvest. It helps not repeating the same thing
friendship is abit slow but if you have one chest ready with gifts and whatnot and know the times, it doesnt take much time
i assume you got one where theres one chest that loots every keg as well? i saw that one
Not 7 blocks tho. Very close crops only
I prefer to just use sumn like harvest with scythe
Oh yeah auto machine. Nah too complicated for me. I'm still starting
i like having a chest with the stuff i need for a good mining trip, food, bombs, stone etc. and on lucky days, i just teleport there using teleports you find, and let myself fall asleep in skull cavern, adding time to that feels way too cheaty for me. cuz if you do it right, you can get to floors that have 30 iridium each floor
the spicy food for luck and speed. as many bombs as you can afford. 500+ stone to make staircases incase you get an all monster floor. i try to min/max that too lol
losing some gold by passing out in the mines is fine, if ur going for the good ore, who cares if you lose some gold
i was about to say more but maybe i shouldnt
i just realized im saying all this stuff in the new farmers channel and i should prob not be giving my min/max strats to people. its better to figure out it on ur own? similar to spoilers?
I have different strat. It involves having a cheated save in the beginning and continuing with a shit ton of mods
lol if thats how you want to play, it is a game where anyone can play how they want
i have the most fun early on when its less stressful for min/maxing. mostly some planting and lots of fishing
And barely get stuff done cause I'm on a laptop and omfg why did I pick so many animated sprites. This was a terrible idea. I only have 8gb of ram. I can barely go outside
if you ever do it normal, just plant a small amount so you dont waste a ton of energy watering, and do a lot of fishing. you can eat some fish to keep fishing to level it up to make fast gold
lol wow
I made it to the 40th floor!
Noice
Are dust spirits those weird black things?
yes
Uh oh
What was that?
A random farm event i believe
yeo
Zombies will soon attack the village, they can kill every NPC if you aren't careful D:
nah im kidding
Its the strange capsule event. It has 0.8% chance to happen every night after Year 1. It only happens once
Does it do something?
I mean there will be a capsule on your mainland farm and if you do not pick it up it will become broken in 3 days which can trigger an easter egg when you go into town
Nope
||any advantage of high friendship with krobus and/or dwarf? ||
why the censorship?
Nice
Not sure if it needed to be spoiler but made it spoiler just in case
No not really
Got it thanks
oh wait this is the new farmers channel 😭
||i mean krobus can move in like a marriage candidate but thats it really||
I think you gotta spoiler that
isnt that common knowledge?
lmaooooo
Bro i caught a super cucumber
so true
It was so hard
Its not like big to the story
good job
Is super cucumber rare
Ayo 🤨
That doesn’t really matter, it’s far post cc content
Noooo
okay then
The hitman is on the loose
Omggg i caught another rare cucumber its gold star
How can i collect hay from silo
got to scythe grass away now to collect hay
hope you didnt scythe it all away already
i always let my field stay overrun, building my third silo now and got enough grass around to instantly fill it.
played a game with one friend who cut down every tree himself and just build walkways, fences etc early on. sold all the seeds, ended up ruining us lol. i guess we could of slowly recovered but no wood for any buidings/crafting etc, ended up giving that farm up before second season
i build a silo and take the hay from the coop and place it in a chest
i wouldnt i need parsnips for energy
Are there any seeds which are more profitable than the crops themself
yeah
hi mat
seed makering a few crops can give profit
oh sorry i meant sold all the acords. tree seeds. it was only like 1g each. i was pretty dissapointed since he wanted to do all the creeps for a cool looking farm, didnt realize he got rid of all the tree seeds so we had available wood
But how do i collect it
The silo
To get the hay for chickens
Is the indrium rod the best one?
Yes
I got crystal dagger
Is it good? I already have cutlass
Does the spinner stay forever on your rod or does it break
Gatherer
Hi
hi
yo
it breaks after a lot of uses
Hi
gmorning yall
Morbing



shadowww 


Just like the one you buy?
feed and pet
Good evening
albbb
yeah it takes a few days for the chickens to start liking you to make the good eggs
STOP
Uh
YOU ARE KILLING ME
anyway, welcome to the server
LMFAO
Oki dogi...
fairies ruin everything
real
How
they can put the harvest out of sync
yep, anything that you add to the fishing rod breaks eventually, just like how bait runs out :)
but if you dont have a lot of crops it fine, for my standard
if i have like 15 or less idc
Depends of thier regrowables like egg plants
@pearl nymph You leveled up to Cowpoke. You can now speak in our voice channels and share images in all channels!
but like i had over 500 crops once
also
I CAN SHARE IMAGES
yes
I hope I have enough wheat for winter
you can always buy more from marnie if you run out
marnie doesnt work gl
Congratulations
only on mondays and tuesdays just learn her schedule tbh
microwave
Just found a dinosaur egg, what do i do with it?
incubate
incubate
Do i have to make something to incubate it?
what upgrade is ur coop
Should I make an oil maker?
Dang, Well i still haven't started the Luau yet i have plenty of time
Do you have pigs?
Oil maker is only good profit if you have pigs. Unless you want to make your own oil for cooking recipes.
Oh oki
oil sells for 100g
Lvling up combat is hard lol
and corn sells for a bit less
Are 1 dollar joja strawberries real
no
So the person was using a mod
yes
How long does it take for cows to grow
about 5 days
Oki
You make a better profit putting it in kegs or jars
Or growing melons/pumpkins
Wats the point of the bath house
There’s a few cutscenes there and you can sit in to replenish health/energy
Depends on the NPC
is that a 10 heart one?
Yes

Chat dead 💀
yup
Yes but also buying salads ✨
Hallo! Will spoiler just in case p
Would like to ask something- in the calendar, I noticed that ||egg festival is gone and was replaced with fairy ring feast, is it because of ridgeside or sve|| ?
Where
I can’t attach images here- 
You should probably ask in #modded-stardew , my friend
^^^
i have a question is getting a pink cake from the trash on the fourth day of year 1 spring lucky?
decently
cuz i just did
Searching trash is super good in spring Y1
i wanna play sdv but im end of fall y1 and burnt out cuz im failing so hard in ||sc|| and its makin me unmotivated
i go in like completely prepared with 60+ bombs and a fuckton of triple shot, cheese, spicy eel, staircases etcetc but can only make it to like. lvl 60. i only have 4 iridium ore
4 ore at floor 60 is sad
You don't have to do that yet
Also killing enemies and staircases are your best friends for that
but id like to bc i unlocked it and wanna get iridium sprinklers + more shit
Enemies often drop iridium ore and staircases will get you down pretty fast
You can buy one iridium sprinkler per week from krobus on fridays
:P that's what I do for those since I suck at ||SC|| lol
If it's unlocked ig it's also depressing not to do it 🤷♂️
its hard for me to get staircases bc i only have 1 ||crystalarium|| and duplicating jade takes like 2 days
I never go on a bad luck day
Only ||purple slimes|| drop the ore, and they have the 2nd highest hp of all enemies
i dont have the sewers unlocked yet 😭
I've gotten a bunch of iridium bars from them lol
Not even just the ore
Wow how did you manage to get sc before sewers?
Maybe I'm just bad at mining
Ah oof I would work on that as soon as possible
idk i just started completing bundles left and right
Well yeah they drop that too so
Lmao I'm bad at that too, i have all the stuff i just don't put it in the cc
I would probably be complaining if I didn't use like 200 staircases straight to get down floors
Jade goes hard :]
🤨
i wanna work on getting more ||crystalariums|| for jade but i have to go in ||sc|| TO get iridium TO get ||crystalariums|| TO get jade
just uhh
||jade can be traded for staircases from the desert trader on sundays||
mhm mhm
no way
._.
o/
Pretty sure you get one as a CC reward
Wait is it worth me trading jade for staircases to finish the normal mine? (I have a crystallarium and desert unlocked )
Im new to the game, how is progress saved?
Not for the normal mine-
and will I get access to vehicles later on like bikes etc
yepppp thats why i have 1
It is saved every day as you sleep
Whenever you sleep
after you sleep it saves
Don't use them for the Mines, only for ||SC||
The elevator exists
Yes, you get a horse (no bikes though 😦 )
Ah ok
It just takes soooo long
If you mod you can get a tractor lol
You don't have to conquer the entirety of the Mines in one day
Btw i meant using staircases to unlock elevator levels
Just go like 5-10 floors each day or something
I barely get 5 per day 😭
Make sure you go on good luck days
40 floors a day
That'll help a lot
And bombs
Huh
it took me til late summer of y1 to finish the mines, go at your own pace
The daily luck matters a lot with the mines and a bunch of other things, so I only go to the mines on good luck days
Bombs and good luck are stuff i never really minded so ig I'll try that
Really, how does it help?
OHH
Affects ladders from rocks and chance of infested floors and a bunch of other things
chance of infested floors, thats a new one
I thought it only impacted how much ore you got from nodes and stones
If it's staircases that makes so much sense
I thought it did, maybe I'm wrong then
Aren't we talking about luck or
daily luck is separate from luck level
Thanks guys I'll actually start mining only on good luck days now
Yeah it's definitely worth it
Did you finish the mines yet?
yeah max daily luck is a 2% increase from perfectly neutral luck
I started a new save, but my other save is Y2 fall and I'm still in level 65 or 70 or something
Oh also luck foods are great
Yeah good luck will help immensely
I wanna play stardew now 🤔
can't I knock on people's bedroom door 🤔
Nope unfortunately, you need 2 hearts with whatever person to enter their room
no </3 if you have enough hearts you can go in, if not, you have to wait for their daily schedule for them to come out
Nope, but if your high enough friendship with them you can enter their room
You can check their daily schedule on the wiki
To see when they come out
you can knock but you wont be allowed in unless what everyone said above
which for most villagers is around 10am
Personally I love standing outside their door ready to jumpscare them
wait how do I knock?
so I can talk to them lol
lol
Thats one way to put it
It really hurts my heart when Shane says i don't know you why are you talking to me in my new save
is there a certain time I have to be in bed? 🤔
I played Sun Haven lol, if you dont sleep by 12 am you faint
2am
how do I check current season?
The little picture up at the top right will tell you
a picture of a...Lotus...?
ah
Why can’t I find a Nautilis shell 😩
You been checking the beach in winter?
I think you can also get them from fishing treasure chests
It’s the last thing I need for CC
Really?
Yeah!!
W
Well I’m on y2 but yeah, I’ve got it all but the shell!
is there a universally liked/loved gift? For example Spring Roll in Sun Haven 🤣
at least a gift that isnt hated lol
from rabbits in coops but they hav to be happy
Hello spooks
hi love
guys i just got dinasour egg in a treasure while i was fishing it says "gunther will tell you more about this if you donate it to the museum" wht i do with it. im still in year 1 spring
the luck is insane wtf
fr?
dont donate it, do you have a coop??
not yet
o alr
u can make inf dinousar eggs later with it
glitch?
okay keep the egg somewhere very safe, build urself a coop, i think it needs to be fully upgraded, then in the coop there’ll be a nest to hatch, hatch the egg, itll grow and lay more, then donate one of the eggs from produce to gunther
Not quite
oh ok

but how much it solds for tho?
i consume crop fairies
Sebastian sure spend a lot of time in his room 🤔
and Im supposed to greet everyone 🤣
or wait infront of his room 24/7
you can always look up his schedule!
or ask anybody!
why are there like no bathrooms in stardew
is there like a calendar somewhere?
yes in front of pierre shop
hello :)
on Sun Haven theres a calendar about people's birthday and festival events
Welcome!
welcome! nice to see ya 

aghhhh i hate how i only grew one pumpkin because i forgottt
||boo||
welcome !
@timber thicket Sebastian leaves his room between 3 and 4pm btw
ah so the Egg Festival
yes
||never gonna give you up||
how can I gift someone something? 🤣
Id like to get Sebastian ASAP :3
he's too adorable 🤣
YOU
beginner friendly and graphic wise Sun Haven is better imo...but this game feels a bit more....lively 🤔
||never gonna let you down||
like if you stand in front of someone for a while they'd raise a question mark and just move past you

||never gonna turn around and||
do I unlock gifting later on ?_?
oh lol, equip it and right click
This takes #stardew-valley to a new low 🤣
Sun Haven player here XD
Gifting is a dialogue option
Lol np
💀 lmaooo
games I used to play usually open another person's inventory and you drag it over to place into their inventory
Just newbies
It's magic ✨
kinda harsh
and yea that's what most games do
So I was introduced to this game a week ago ish and put in 40 hours already
about a month ago
I'll be there soon, I'm addicted.
how to plant cactus
am I the only one getting horror vibes from this game? 🤣
Rain is spooky in this game
theres a Dog sign written in red paint too >~>
Plant them in the greenhouse or inside your house
beside that is Food...Spirits...?
Im wondering where the dog went ._.
Just wait until || witch's hut || the kind of shit you can do there XD
ive been playing for almost 6 years and ur already catching up 😭
Did you choose dog?
What gifts will Sebastian love in during spring?
and all the conspiracy theories
I think he is talking about Alex's dog
I thought the dog in town becomes your dog
frozen tear is always good
u can get it from the frozen levels of the mines
i think floor 40-60
I wanna befriend Sebastian during spring
It does not sadly
Sebastian is great
how do i plant it inside my house
a plant pot!
garden pot
I'm on 11th of spring, year one
It disappeared when my dog showed up on the server so that's weird
Does Sebastian like blue jazz?
Only if you can get to his room lmao
he doesnt love it
idk about liking it
he leaves his room between 3-4pm
and on rainy days hes out longer
and on Saturday hes at the saloon
I love Sebastian already 🤣
addicted
because you are emo?
because he is emo
I like Sebastian because he's him
thats unecessary yk 💀
I love him rather
theres Energy level in this game hm?
i like Sebastian cuz hes in the game
do I go hungry over time or something
of course
I hate shane becuase you can marry him
no
you lose energy when you use your axe, pickaxe, hoe, or watering can
and ur fishing rod
It doesn't disappear, it's just always in the doghouse and never gets out
You can sometimes see its eyes glowing inside
what happens when I run out?
i love shane because ||blue chickens||
you pass out
you just pass out
All you gotta do is get his 8 heart event. I married Sam and have blue chickens
if linus finds you
L, ur gonna b missing some stuff
if harvey or joja finds you
you lose money
thats what im gonna do on my current farm
Because he's a depressed alcoholic?
Right I had noticed the eyes, I could just miss them running by. Although I am saddened by this news
no you dont lose stuff unlesss you die lol
hay
Hey peachy
what
Hey welcome
welcome to heaven
hi crabby <3
can someone help me install mods?
hell
It’s amazing, so much easier to see them in the grass
#archived-modded-support probably there?
#modded-stardew is a better place
okay thank you
true
Oh okay lol
meow
use overwolf
you can get minecraft skyfacotry from there
i gotta get 1 of every chicken
Original mc is toooooo expensive here
animals don't know how to type I mean hoot hoot
bark
Man I love ramadan
wait if i leave furnaces in my home making stuff overnight theres not like a chance my house will get set on fire right?
lmao
No
ur house won't catch fire
ah alr
I wish
You will die from carbon monoxide poisoning
irons worth it
we arent irl
I love your profile picture
sadly you can't set your house on fire
thats me rn irl

hi bear
Mood
Thank you
Exactly how I feel
if u burnt ur house down would u sleep in the shipping bin or with ur animals
hypothetically
Animals
I have a Kuromi Keychain
They outta learn to share
Im a pyromaniac
Does quality fertilizer work on regrowable crops?
Cool!
It would be funny to ship yourself
what should i be working on in my year 1 im in fall rn and i feel like i havent done much
Like, +100000g for donating your liver
community center
leveling up
getting friendship
hay what this place all about?
resources
decorating
what if i did jojo route
everything u can think of
Then your evil/j
theorizing to tips
Yes
But speed-gro doesn't
then get ur money up
Aight ty
whats the first thing i should buy?
Back pack
backpack upgrade
coop
Bag
seeds
no no like from jojo
oh
hreengouse
Should i buy tappers
alr im cloose enough
bus
Im at day 10 summer
I’ve never done the jojo route
i did for the achievement.
or get pam a job fr
deleted the save file :3
i did the joja route on my year 5 farm
which is also my first farm ever 😭
i regret it
Evilllll/j
I did the same thing on my first farm
Go to the dessert and plant lots of oak trees
Put tappers on those trees and you will have a nice source of oak resin you can use to craft kegs
I cant go to dessert
what is the most profitable spring crop?
Strawberries
wait can u marry clint
nice strawberries it is then
So don't make tappers, they are not that worth it if we speak about money
one more day and i’m at my 2nd year 👍
Do i need tappers early game or not
No
aww
no
You wanted to marry clint the blacksmith?
yes hes hot
lmao why
cough Demetrius
Then i wont craft
Yes Demetrius is also bad
whats wrong with Demetrius he gave me bats
Heart events with Maru will let you know we won't spoil it
well ig if i cant be with clint ill do the basic option and go with abigail
Do pigs need grass or is that just other animals?
All animals will eat grass
You get friendship points depending on what you bring for the soup
Just don't put Mayor luis' lucky pants in it :))
Too late
i put in a pepper and he said it was bland 😭
Damn
What kind of pepper (what quality)
just base i think
Pierre will sell a Starfruit for 3000g for the Luau soup in case you didn't bring any ingredients
It's a guaranteed good reaction from the Governor
wait should i harvest on good luck days or no
No wonder
Wdym harvest crops?
yes
best item to give then?
to the luau
Melon
2 weeks and I've earned 4,730g so far
There are lots of best items you can throw to the soup
The only one i remember is a gold quality melon
can you donate multiple items?
idk there's an entire wikipedia
The thing about melons is that you can't fully grow one before the Luau starts (Summer 11 vs. 13 days to fully grow)
You have to use SpeedGro
i saw on the wiki
nope just one
i see
I think super cucumbers are also good
The by far easiest to get is a good quality sturgeon
Soo...there arnt any crops i can buy to grow in winter????!!!
There are craftable wild seeds
Those aren’t crops
Ih ill invest in my barn
Expanding and such
I also make more on thier products too since I maxed out on farming
Yeah there is one technicality but its a spoiler
Not really far at all
I’m sorry-
Oh sorry I wasn’t angry at you i was agreeing
You never spoiled anything ur good
Ah thank you for clarifying
My anxiety went brrrrr
Umm how do I upgrade my coop
Go to robins
Robin is open on Monday rignt?
yea
Pretty sure robin is open everyday except tuesday
she sometimes goes to Aeorbic but idk when
That's on tuesdays
Yep
I have about 50k, should I get a shed or wait until spring?
Depends if you already have kegs or not
I have the recipe for kegs
Kegs are usually what you put in sheds lol
They don't have to be though
I thought you were upgrading your coop?
Robin isn't here
2pm
What are you gonna use a shed for

Either storage or keggies
Oh wait her name is robin???
I thought that was penny
LOL
So I thought Robin was in marnies farm
no thats leah
Too many gingers

I need to spend slot on copper and iron, along with wood and upgrading
Hmm
Robin is the carpenter, Leah lives on the river side of marnies farm, Penny is Pam’s daughter
I'll try to keep my. Money to be at least 25k by the end of the season
I should upgrade my watering can and hoe once I have enough copper am I right
I'll be back, imma do some math
Sprinklers are better investment than watering can imo
I would upgrade pickaxe and axe first.
Isn't hoe an essential?
Good morning! How is everyone?
Good morning, I am feeling good, how are you?
Dead inside
That's good! I'm doing well. Streaming Stardew later, hopefully can get more bundles done lol
good morning ^-^
For planting crops yes, but you basically only use it once per season. Unless your stockpiling clay. Upgrading pickaxe and axe helps with energy consumption.
Good morning!
i've been trying to convince my friend to play stardew with me for almost an hour 😔
I tend to plant more seeds every harvest
They are not a real friend if they don’t immediately agree
true
You could prioritize the hoe if you’d like. Those are just my suggestions 🙂
Ancient seeds make bank.
i need new friends
No
Donate the first ancient seed you find
Ancient fruits are valuable
Because you will get it back
Yeah donate it
How do you get more backpack space?
Pierre
Pierre sells it in the general shop
Buy a bigger one
I can’t find any bigger backpacks in Pierre
At the counter
There’s only seeds in the shop
You can only upgrade twice
I just started off havent even bought a coop yet and parsnips arent doing great for me could you guys give me like an essential first starter guide or something of the sorts would really help thanks
Its the backpack left of where you buy seeds, click on it and you can buy an upgrade
DINGUS DID IT AGAIN
Alr ty
Well in early there really isn't a proper way to make lots of money, maby try clay farming?
Speaking of Pierre, Theres an entire subreddit dedicated to hating him
What how do you farm clay
I can understand that
isnt that sm you just dig up
Fishing/mining/forging are great early game too
wait until summer and them grow about 40 peppers for 1000 every 4 days
Digging anywhere with a hoe
Its hard to explain, you should search it up how to exactly do it, it isnt the easiest to do, but it can pay off
what do the worms in the ground give
There is a certian pattern
Nothing
Artifacts
Artifacts
Lol rip
is there one for elliott
You should dig them up, they can give clay and seeds
Why? Lmao
screw elliot
Why would you hate on Elliot?
i still remember the worms ima hoe them
Why do you hate him
shut up there is no silksong
Ok, calm down
There is no war in Ba Sing Se
You don't have to be rude about it
I've married Elliot before and he's a loving husband
ilike pulling the no silksong card when i see a hk fan
Why?
funny
... hmmm
CHICKEN STATUE WOOOOOOOOOOOO
Now I'm totally after the emo boy 
i know what hes about to say
What am I about to say?
Who is need help
i cant place it down im deleting game
I is need help
Got a stardrop from him before actually
I is?!
What
Shhhhhh spoilers
Is there any way to auto water your farm?
Hah
unless sprinklers
read what you said
Aw
Sprinklers
😂 I'm joking
Sprinklers?
Where can I get them?
guess what game im a fan of
You can craft them
u craft them when u level up with proffesions
Undertale?
How are you making fun of him you literally just said who is need help
i think its farming profession
Minecraft
close
Ty
close
Terraria
your a hollow knight fan you should know
Probably the second game, don't know how it is called anymore
i hate it here
then leave
RALSEI
aright
Deltarune?
yes
I thought we were guessing wrong on purpose
Roblox? Lol
Like this
alright man thats a block
Its okay 👍😂
you do realize this is an only sdv topic channel?
bulleting board*
We must take care of people who doesnt have a brain 🫡
My feelings are so hurt
deltarune is pixelated 2d indie game with swords and stardew valley is 2d pixelated indie game with swords
fair point continue.
I asked that blonde girl to the dance and she said ew wtf is wrong with her
Its still not Stardew Valley though
u dont have befriended her enough
close enough + no silksong still
shes right
that's kinda like saying apples are oranges because they're both fruit
She’s a rude lady
Wow
I divorced Sebastian on the day of our marriage before lmao
are they both pixelated fruit?
She’s Haley
☠️ 😭
Still dont understand what youre trying to get out of me by saying no Silksong
woah mate
H in Haley stands for Harsh
Yes I know and she’s rude
bro the slowmode
l
btw u gotta befriend everyone in the game :d
dont
She isn't
nice! me who waters like 500 when i used to play back then everyday
i can bearly water 40 without smashing my switch
She’s is. She’s insulted me multiple times lol
But she gets nicer if you become friends with her, Shane was rude at first too
I want to ask linus to dance hes my favourite
why do we hate peirre btw
Rookie numbers
Cuz he’s an asshole
Charges too much
Shane is still rude after you befriend him lmao
🤨
blocked
theres no way to get it cheaper
Can 2 people ride the bus at the same time?
I have 10 hearst with him, and I don't think he is rude at all
😔
EMOJI FAIL HA LOSER
still he should do a festival sale for christs sake
So you’re married to him?
Idk
No... I am already married with Harvey
I don’t have it yet but I’m curious
Uh that’s a spoiler
this for some reason reminded me of the "we both know you won't shoot me lieutenant" meme
Wait no it’s not
Bro who marries harvey
WHy is sam so ugly
I marrry him
Despicable
I dont like his hair too much
CHILL
SPOOKS
Sam has the piss hair color
HEYY
Why, Harvey is a lovely guy
So you’re dating him
He looks like a deranged hedgehog
HIHIHIHI ILY I MISSED U HOWRE U
W
@serene walrus bestea😭
Yes I am married to Harvey
I MISSED YOU TOOOOO IM GREAT WBU
W for cowpoke
IM SLAYING
thanks mate
Harvey is a capitalist rat
isnt that pierre?
PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
actually he actually wants to help people
Why?
both of them

he can barely afford the clinic though
this feels like gen z conversation.. (no offense intended)
Why is he a capitalistic rat?
nah Harvey is good
Yeah by charging his SPOUSE money every time she dies bruh
i love the clinic
No one wants to dance with me bro
I like you
0 people
He has his bills too
if you get hurt after 3 you die
I felt that
he itself admits that it's because he can barely afford to keep the clinic open.
also, irl the same thing happens
If we married he dont gotta worry about that I got millions
At this point I just want to leave but I cant even do that 😭
I didn't even know that, that makes it only better
when you're the wife of a doctor, all you can get is a small doctor discount but that's about it
Stereotypes of the marriage candidates:
Alex - very athletic
Harvey - nerd
Elliot - bookworm
Sam - musician
Sebastian - emo boy
Shane - depressed drunkard
Abigail - rebellious
Emily - big sister who does everything
Haley - primadonna
Leah - sculptor
Maru - scientist
Penny - teacher
But do you pay his bills and clinic?
It's honestly humiliating and I would sue if I could
Leah is vegan and Emily is hippie
I've been married before to harvey, there are no discounts
HOW DO I LEAVE 💀
Irl
alt + f4? leave what
I would if he kindly asked but hes too full of himself with his stupid mustache
I don't think you can, you could have avoided it by not going though
Harvey is more of a stereotypical doctor
Thats not true!
Alt f4 then
I don't think your doctor husband would give you discounts
I mean irl
I-
oh nono u have to talk with lewis
as a doctor they can technically barter out cheaper meds
Eda amınakoyim senin
but surgeries and stuff are the same price to pay
im not turkish.
Doctors probably need your money to run their clinic/hospital
oh. 💀
And to pay employees
Sorry
what does the train do?
@stone swift You leveled up to Cowpoke. You can now speak in our voice channels and share images in all channels!
no worries!
also I assume Harvey wouldn't like to take your money for the clinic
But he only has Maru
what are the rules on images
W congrats
no prawn, no illegal stuff, that sort of thing
yeah but what about his bills? water bill? electricity bill?
so can i do this
I know
yeah
lets go
If I got married to a doctor irl, I wouldn't accept discounts
Mine is bad and I have 2 million
i will assume you mean my image perms not the question
yes
wait jam wants a pale ale
jam
thats a refrence to the pale ore in hollow knight
Pam you mean
CLSOE ENOUGH'
I thought it was because shes an alcoholic
