stardew-valley

[noble canyon]

Hi I have a question! Is there a way for me to sell rings, boots, swords, slingshots that I dont need anymore (i got better ones)

[cinder carbon]

@noble canyon yes, adventure guild

[noble canyon]

thank you!

[cinder carbon]

The hours are kind of a pain. 2-10pm

[ebon badge]

I couldnt get past 50~ most of the time

I'm just going to effortlessly just use ladders just to save time but also maybe get some iron/gold/copper because I really need them

[cinder carbon]

Luck really helps

[ebon badge]

been saving jades

I cant make crystallirium I dont got enough batteries lol

[cinder carbon]

Higher luck means more ladders down

Yeah I'm always under-rodded. I just think they're ugly

[ebon badge]

I need those holes to jump on most of the time

I get lucky like 11 levels down

[upbeat idol]

||how much cheese do I need to bring when trying to reach level 100 in skull cavern?||

[cinder carbon]

Yeah that's why I bring bombs and use stairs sparingly

@upbeat idol depends on your skill. Bring as big a stack as you can. I roll with 30+ spicy eel and 100+ sahsimi but that's just because I make a lot of sashimi. I end up using 5-10 eel and maybe 20 sashimi depending

Ymmv

[exotic grotto]

😥 I need 5 gold parsnips for Comm Center, I sold all I had before because I was too excited to earn money, Spring is about to end T_T

[ebon badge]

I barely bring any food

[upbeat idol]

I have 39 staircases, 58 bombs and 6 mega bombs, will this be enough for level 100?

[cinder carbon]

@exotic grotto next year or greenhouse

[upbeat idol]

ymmv?

[cinder carbon]

Your mileage may vary

[upbeat idol]

oh

alright thank you

[arctic sinew]

On a best luck day, probably

[cinder carbon]

Should be. I would bring more bombs, especially if it's not a high luck day and you don't have luck buffs

[upbeat idol]

20 cheese isn't enough probably?

[cinder carbon]

Hard telling

[exotic grotto]

Yeah, will I be okay on my first winter without a Greenhouse? I read that it's good to have a greenhouse by winter

[safe bridge]

anyone know a good layout for my farm?

[ebon badge]

It means you cant make any significant profit on winter

Cuz you cant plant anything

[exotic grotto]

I'll just hibernate 😄

[cinder carbon]

@exotic grotto there are no time limits. Greenhouse is nice in winter but there's other stuff to do, winter seeds, mines, build relationships, animals, etc

[ebon badge]

I'd sleep tbh

[cinder carbon]

It's kind of nice to take a break from crops in winter

[ebon badge]

it's easier to decorate tbh

[cinder carbon]

Yep

If you did carolines 2 heart event, winter seeds can bring in tons of cash

[exotic grotto]

Thanks everyone, I'll just make sure to have a checklist starting summer for all I need

[cinder carbon]

Catch up on fishing, whatever

@exotic grotto you can check cc progress any time with the button from your inventory

[safe bridge]

so im having trouble getting the fish for the fish bundle cus i go to max power and i just get bass does the power level affect the fish you can get?

[cinder carbon]

@safe bridge no

[vital shadow]

tea-hee

[cinder carbon]

The further you cast from shore the less trash you'll get, but catch rates are determined by body of water and season

[safe bridge]

thank you

[vital shadow]

botanist is cracked yall were right

[cinder carbon]

Yeah it's not a ton of money but a nice little boost. And clears up so much inventory space

[last wigeon]

Wassup

[distant sphinx]

Best part is obviously the organization

[crude tapir]

PIIOCKLVFMCXEL

[distant sphinx]

PAMEHGWNANA PIKAAAA

[distant sphinx]

Disappointed it didn't fly away

[crude tapir]

LMAOOO

[crude tapir]

hruuuuu

[crude tapir]

real

[distant sphinx]

I'm good hru

[crude tapir]

horrible

[dense lintel]

damn

[distant sphinx]

Oh no

[crude tapir]

i had a massive headache today

[dense lintel]

why am I still surprised that panda is a cropmaster

[crude tapir]

went to sleep for a nap

but its still slightly there

[crude tapir]

wth

[dense lintel]

I always think that you are a rancher

[vital shadow]

I left for 5 minutes and Pika, Panda and Cat invaded this chat

[crude tapir]

[dense lintel]

oh no kriis is back

[vital shadow]

yo it rhymes

[dense lintel]

time to leave ig

[vital shadow]

noooooooooo

[crude tapir]

LMAOAAOOA

[dense lintel]

/j

[crude tapir]

⁉️

[vital shadow]

is there a way to check how close I am to farmer

[crude tapir]

check ur lvl

[vital shadow]

it can't be that far off, can it?

[crude tapir]

farmer is 25

[vital shadow]

how

[dense lintel]

!lvl

[crude tapir]

type !lvl in #governors-mansion

[vital shadow]

ah

22

literally 2+2

[dense lintel]

panda

[crude tapir]

pika

[vital shadow]

do you ever just

[dense lintel]

I might play the game again

[crude tapir]

omg

https://tenor.com/view/coryxkenshin-youtuber-ugh-dismay-gif-17625420

[last wigeon]

Yello

[vital shadow]

Gello

[gray loom]

https://tenor.com/view/breakdancing-gelatin-gif-26286200

[vital shadow]

embed fail

[gray loom]

waaaaaaaaaah :(

[reef bobcat]

just got off rust

needed somthing peaceful to play

[true dew]

https://tenor.com/view/zoey-clarke-1x08-pressure-gingerneighbor-zoeysplaylist-gif-23444884

[vital shadow]

ain't rust basically toxic af

[reef bobcat]

makes mw2 look like a kindergarten game

[vital shadow]

damn

[crisp hatch]

hello

[onyx citrus]

Four Leaf Clover?

[crisp hatch]

i have a friend playing from xbox gamepass i play from steam and we cant play together can someone help

[crude tapir]

!crossplay

[novel thistle]

Crossplay is not currently possible with Stardew Valley, and it is unknown if it ever will be. According to ConcernedApe there are technical barriers that make it unfeasible. He would like to add it and may start looking into how to do it but currently it is not implemented.

[vital shadow]

if I recall correctly, crossplay through xbox accounts may be a feasible thing

[storm gazelle]

pc gamepass?

[dusty radish]

what rings should i get for ||sc||

||apart from lucky ring because i cba||

[crude tapir]

iridium ring

[dusty radish]

is vampire ring worth a slot?

[crisp hatch]

yes

[hexed smelt]

No. If you want healing, just eat something.

It's useless.

[storm gazelle]

!mphelp you should be able to

[novel thistle]

@crisp hatch For connection issues in multiplayer see the pinned post in #vanilla-tech-support (<#vanilla-tech-support message>) and also the wiki troubleshooting page (https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Modding:Player_Guide/Troubleshooting#Can.27t_connect_to_another_player_in_multiplayer).

[vital shadow]

I wish I could put a mega bomb into the luau soup

[dense lintel]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitty-cute-siren-head-gif-16772867

[dusty radish]

do i need to feed animals? If i want quanity of goods instead of quality but dont want to buy enough hay a day to feed them, can i get a barn full of cows who will hate me

[hexed smelt]

Let them outside to eat grass.

[dusty radish]

yeah but i hate having animals outside

[hollow escarp]

If you don’t feed them or let them touch grass they will go on strike

[dusty radish]

they clutter up my farm and it annoys me

[ebon badge]

I mean Minecraft has done it

[dusty radish]

rlly

ugh ok then

[hollow escarp]

Yes.

[hexed smelt]

Then you're doing it wrong and are going to have bad results. Good luck.

[ebon badge]

but not sure about xbox though, I just know PC and Mobile both can play together

[dusty radish]

i guess i wont starve my animals to near-death

🙄

[ebon badge]

Routine, plant more grass when they're gone

[storm gazelle]

no.. no they cannot (assuming you mean stardew)

[little vault]

Nope

[ebon badge]

Never said that

[little vault]

No cross platform

[ebon badge]

Im not implying Stardew Valley

[little vault]

Minecraft?

[ebon badge]

Yea

[little vault]

Bc PC and mobile cannot play together

[storm gazelle]

ok...
just assumed you were seeing as this is the stardew server

[little vault]

Two completely different versions

[storm gazelle]

(for minecraft, any bedrock version can play together)

[little vault]

Console and Mobile can play together

But PC cannot cross platform

[little vault]

Also yeah why’re we talking abt Minecraft

[ebon badge]

Cross platform literally mean you can play in separate platforms. Yes, you can play Minecraft on PC with someone who is in Mobile

[storm gazelle]

no idea

[little vault]

No, you cannot

[storm gazelle]

you can

[ebon badge]

Yes you can 😭

[little vault]

Java and Bedrock are not compatible

[storm gazelle]

nobody said they were
(even though they can be)

also, we should probably get back to stardew or move to an offtopic channel

[little vault]

Not in small MP worlds, but servers can crossversion

Larger servers, that is

[hexed smelt]

Bedrock version can cross-platform. It's Java that only can on certain dedicated servers (I play on one).

[ebon badge]

Yeah, it still counts as crossfaction though

[little vault]

That’s what i said

[gray loom]

is this stardew valley discussion anymore?

[little vault]

We were saying we should get back to SDV

Anyways

What’s everyone’s most money made in a year?

(This is the question of the hour)

[distant sphinx]

One gollar

[little vault]

Nice

I’ve made two gollars before

[distant sphinx]

Wow

That's a lot

[little vault]

Not as much as my friend

He’s made four gollars

[velvet tendon]

i’ve made five gollars top that

[little vault]

Damn

[hexed smelt]

No, you said PC.
PC can be either Bedrock or Java. I have both.

[little vault]

I’m not sure i understand

[velvet tendon]

if you have windows 10 that is bedrock but also pc

[little vault]

Anyways you’re a little late to the conversation

We’re back to stardew now

[vital shadow]

anyways, Robin is basically one of the characters that I liked the moment I saw her
and when she dropped a massive mom joke when the task board was being built, she became my favourite at that moment

[onyx citrus]

Nope

[vital shadow]

unless you're down the joja route

in case you have to pay for it

[onyx citrus]

Ohh.

Good things! Too many to list, but always good things.

[vital shadow]

you officially become exiled from new-farmers

[distant sphinx]

Exiled

I-

[cinder carbon]

The room rewards are listed right in the cc. There are smaller rewards for individual bundles

[vital shadow]

I think they mean the entire CC

[cinder carbon]

Ah

[past peak]

𝗂𝗌 𝗍𝗁𝖺 𝖻𝗈𝖺𝗋𝖽 𝗀𝖺𝗆𝖾 𝗈𝖿 𝖲𝖵 𝗀𝗈𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗍𝗈 𝖻𝖾 𝗍𝗋𝖺𝗇𝗌𝗅𝖺𝗍𝖾𝖽?

[dusty radish]

i have 150k what should i do

[onyx citrus]

Currently Board Game Geek has some fan translations. German, Korean, Italian, maybe more.

[cinder carbon]

@dusty radish save up for the furniture catalog

[dusty radish]

im not really an interior design person lol

im working on fitting as many crystalariums into my main room as possible

[ebon badge]

desperado or acrobat

[dusty radish]

ok im gonna buy a load of mega bombs and totally clear my farm

if i destroy every tree on my farm will more grow?

[small bison]

you gotta leave tree seeda

seedz

[hexed smelt]

Leave a few and put tappers on them. You'll especially want to tap oak trees.

[dusty radish]

i already have a 15 tree oak farm

for resin

[terse beacon]

More

[dusty radish]

i mean ||i want 120 kegs, ill probably have enough by the time i actually fill my greenhouse with ancient fruit||

[hexed smelt]

Bad idea. Only clear what you need for your buildings and crops, the area you are actually using. Leave the rest to grow wild and give you more grass to cut for hay and trees for wood. Clearing the entire farm before you need to just gives you a vast waste of space that's doing nothing for you.

[dusty radish]

Fair enough

[languid bay]

Pokin in to say hi and then running back to town square

[hexed smelt]

I made this mistake in my very first farm and regretted the results so much that I started a new save.

It didn't help that I didn't have a silo, didn't even know about them until it was too late.

[small bison]

i have the riverland farm and i completely cleared it while waiting for crops and mines so i kept the seeds and planted them on my middle island to cut when they're grown

i grew grass starters that i bought from joja and let them grow to cut for hay tho

[dusty radish]

do autograbbers do cows

[terse beacon]

Yea

They automatically harvest animals and they pick up things they drop

It only doesn’t work on truffles from pigs

[dusty radish]

do i get the friendship points with animals?

like for milking, you get friendship points

[terse beacon]

No

[sage raft]

how am i supposed to move a furnace? I tried my pick axe, now it's inaccessible & outside the walls of my own house

[small bison]

magnetism

[ebon badge]

by the power of telekinesis

[hexed smelt]

No, no points for milking, or for shearing sheep. Other than that, it's the only three animals (cows, goats, sheep) where it makes any difference in friendship, and even then the benefits of an autograbber outweigh that small deficit.

[cobalt hare]

What do rare seeds do

[terse beacon]

Plant them in fall and they give you a sweet berry

[hexed smelt]

Produce Sweet Gem Berry.

[terse beacon]

I forget what its called

There it is

[cobalt hare]

What does it do

And why do people go crazy for them in the cart

[ebon badge]

they sell goooood

large profit margain

[cobalt hare]

Aren’t they like 1k?

[languid bay]

MAGICCCCCC

[hexed smelt]

You need a couple, one for shipping and one for a ||stardrop you can get in the Secret Woods. || They are quite valuable, but they cost so much and take so long to grow that it's not worth going into for money.

[cobalt hare]

||what’s the secret woods and how do I get there||

I’ve seen it before

Isn’t it like hardwood place

[terse beacon]

Over way to the left past the traveling merchant

You need to upgrade your axe twice to get im

[hollow flicker]

hm

[hexed smelt]

Yes.

[gray loom]

OR

and hear me out

use

a chair

[terse beacon]

I refuse

[gray loom]

chair.

[terse beacon]

Chair oppression

[ebon badge]

The chair honestly doesnt wor kfor me

[hollow flicker]

when stardew needs to download shit

[hexed smelt]

Haven't had that happen in quite a while.

[dusty radish]

how do i move a calendar i placed (on mobile)

when i use the equivalent of lmb it does nothing and rmb just shows me the calendar ui

tried axe, pick and how

hoe*

[vital shadow]

usually it's just a bug

gives people so much hope tho😔

[cinder carbon]

@dusty radish rmb when you're not standing in front of it?

[onyx citrus]

Press and hold?

On touch command.

[cinder carbon]

I think on switch we use the stick to bring up the pointer. Not sure what the equivalent is

[vital shadow]

switch player?

[onyx citrus]

Try changing the zoom, too.

[hexed smelt]

Yeah, when you can pick on PC the pointer changes to a hand. Not sure about other platforms.

[vital shadow]

yea

it turns to a hand or a +

[onyx citrus]

I know there are bugs on iOS with some interactions requiring changing the zoom.

[hexed smelt]

Try moving the pointer down a bit. The hitbox is sometimes a little low on household items.

[cinder carbon]

And you just grab decorations no matter where you're standing. Which is why I wonder if they have to move away from it

[onyx citrus]

I’ve had good luck on iOS switching control styles when decorating.

[hexed smelt]

Something that is the bane of my existence. LOL

[vital shadow]

god, botanist is overpowered

[hexed smelt]

It is, but I'm not complaining.

[vital shadow]

fair

but man, foraging became from being good to being my entire livelyhood lol

[forest idol]

Clay farm on winter is op

[terse beacon]

The clay farming doesn’t work on switch 😭

[ebon badge]

Fuck clay farming

Just bomb the entire place

[hexed smelt]

Clay doesn't work that way. At least on PC. It's a pattern you can exploit.

[terse beacon]

Do you know any patterns that work on switch dave?

[hexed smelt]

I only get winter root and frozen yams in winter.

[ebon badge]

💀 I dont use pc so i'll never relate

I try to get some of the artificants but theyre damn hard to get

[hexed smelt]

Sadly, no. The only vids I've watched say it doesn't work on Switch. Not to say that someone hasn't or won't figure it out, but that I don't know about it.

[terse beacon]

Hm

Hopefully i’ll find something one day

[forest idol]

I get like 60 of both and I just get 15k a day using that

[ebon badge]

15k winter roots?

oh you mean 15k gold

[terse beacon]

HAHA

[ebon badge]

[prisma fox]

LOL

[sage raft]

are these serious answers?

[terse beacon]

Yes

Magnetism ring increases the pickup range of items

So does iridium band

[hexed smelt]

Oh, so you are using it for winter root and frozen yams. I guess that can be worth some good money.

[ebon badge]

I have iridium band so

[small bison]

absolutely

foods temporarily boost magnetism if you dont got rings rn

[sage raft]

i dunno what rings are. I'm a week in farm time. my question is -- is it even worth bothering trying to retrieve the furnace? or do i just make a new one? i haven't even gotten a chance to use it yet

[vital shadow]

is ring of yoba worth

[terse beacon]

Not imo

[small bison]

no

[terse beacon]

Just get another one at that point

[past peak]

𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗒 𝖺𝗋𝖾 𝖺𝗅𝗋𝖾𝖺𝖽𝗒 𝖻𝗎𝗒𝖺𝖻𝗅𝖾?

𝗌𝗈𝗋𝗋𝗒 𝗂𝖿 𝗂 𝗁𝖺𝗏𝖾 𝖺 𝖻𝖺𝖽 𝖾𝗇𝗀𝗅𝗂𝗌𝗁

[onyx citrus]

No they are just rules files.

[terse beacon]

Your english is good

[past peak]

𝗈𝗁 𝗈𝗄

[onyx citrus]

Free to download, but just the rules.

[past peak]

𝖮𝗄 𝗍𝗒 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝗁𝖾𝗅𝗉𝖾𝖽 𝗆𝖾

[past peak]

𝗍𝗒

[onyx citrus]

You are welcome.

[ebon badge]

potato potato

[terse beacon]

greed

[vital shadow]

joja mart*

we do not use such a vile word as "greed" here

[sage raft]

how do i move a chest with things in it? internet says to hit it 10x with empty hands, that just opens it 10x

[terse beacon]

Banned

[vital shadow]

I'm a joja marter

farming level

[terse beacon]

Lvl 6 farming or from treasure rooms if you have bus unlocked

[celest mauve]

https://tenor.com/view/knocked-up-pete-spying-spy-peeking-gif-24468297

[vital shadow]

"knocked up pete" wtf?

[celest mauve]

ah

it seems gifs don’t work here

it’s just some guy peeking around a corner

[celest mauve]

the character is called pete

[sturdy mist]

Hi everyone

[celest mauve]

the show is called “knocked up”

[terse beacon]

Why is pete knocked up

Ah

[terse beacon]

Cringe

Jk

[sturdy mist]

[terse beacon]

My bad g

[celest mauve]

is your pfp from a portrait mod or is it just fanart?

[terse beacon]

Mod

[sturdy mist]

Issoke g

[celest mauve]

it’s nice

[cobalt hare]

whats the chance of prismatic shard from the little bug guys

[terse beacon]

0.05

[cobalt hare]

Cool

[celest mauve]

i’ve been using ardor’s qi portrait, but while super well drawn, i feel like it makes him significantly less magical looking

[terse beacon]

He’s blue skinned

Thats pretty damn magical

[hollow escarp]

If I sell all my fish on the same night that I get level 10 fishing and chooses the perk which increases fish sell price, will my fish sell for more?

[terse beacon]

No

[hollow escarp]

Dang it!

I’m selling like 30+ catfish plus a bunch of other fish tonight at label 9 fishing

[terse beacon]

Sell them the next day

[hollow escarp]

Strawberry Festival

[river echo]

my friend is level 1 farming level 0 everything else except for fishing which is level 6 💀

[terse beacon]

Based

[hollow escarp]

I’m level 1 farming, level 9 fishing, and level 2 everything else

[celest mauve]

i was gonna suggest selling to Willy but shops aren’t open on festival days oops

[terse beacon]

Level 10 everything

[celest mauve]

recycling machine

you need fishing level 4 to craft it tho

[earnest oasis]

Does the load button crop change with what season you're in?

[celest mauve]

broken cds turn into refined quartz!!

[celest mauve]

like on the homescreen?

[earnest oasis]

The fairy blessed me with a ||melon harvest|| before the luau

[earnest oasis]

The mains creen

[celest mauve]

it’s a no because you can have multiple saves in multiple different seasons

[earnest oasis]

They're all in summer and it's a melon so is it always a melon?

[celest mauve]

yeah

[terse beacon]

First person i’ve met that likes the fairy

[celest mauve]

it’s always a melon

[earnest oasis]

My field isn't perfect now but it's gonna be a good potluck

[celest mauve]

i have this issue where i’m a chronic restarter

[earnest oasis]

Yea

Same

[celest mauve]

literally have over 400 hours on the game and i’m still in year 1 because i can’t commit for the life of me

[earnest oasis]

Have you finished cc?

[celest mauve]

i have not

mainly because i’ve been doing joja recently

[olive rune]

I DO THAT WITH EVERY GAME EVER

I CAN NEVER COMMIT TO LATE GAME STUFF

[celest mauve]

LITERALLY

i need to clean out my mods folder

[hoary mango]

miner or geologist?

[olive rune]

I've had the game for like two years and i dont think ive completed the cc lmao

[celest mauve]

i have so many competing texture packs

[olive rune]

i like geologist cause oo sparkly gems

[earnest oasis]

The one that gives +1 ores

[olive rune]

mm

[hoary mango]

that's what i thought

[olive rune]

tis miner

[digital herald]

Is it possible to change your hair style?

[olive rune]

eventually yea

[celest mauve]

go miner because once you get the crystalarium you won’t need geologist

[celest mauve]

yeah, you need to befriend the wizard

[digital herald]

How

[digital herald]

Oh
How many hearts

[olive rune]

4 hearts with my homie rasmodeus

[celest mauve]

more like rizzmodeus

[digital herald]

What does he like

[celest mauve]

i’m sorry

[olive rune]

NO CAUSE THATS SO REAL

[celest mauve]

mushrooms and minerals

[digital herald]

Oh.
I have a mushroom farm so that works out

[olive rune]

rizzmodeus marry-able in game when?

[earnest oasis]

Shift clicking in cc is so nice

[celest mauve]

purple mushrooms are loved for him

[earnest oasis]

Been dragging for like 6 bundles

[olive rune]

i ususally do the void stuff from the mines for the rizzlord

[digital herald]

So for farming
I wanna get a coop
Is it better to get the coop, heater and such
THEN the animals?

[olive rune]

.

[gloomy solstice]

Silo > Coop > Animals

[earnest oasis]

Heater can wait till winter I think

[gloomy solstice]

Get heater during late fall

[olive rune]

yea silo is my bbg

[digital herald]

Okay I'm in late spring so I have time

[celest mauve]

well you can’t buy animals til the coop is built

[olive rune]

oh shoot i gotta buy a heater when i get on later

[gloomy solstice]

Yeah you don't have to rush a coop yet

Blueberries make a lot of money during summer

[digital herald]

I'm on year 2
No coop or any farm stuff
Just machine spam

[gloomy solstice]

That's, err

Are you going Joja

[river echo]

you need animal stuff for cc

[digital herald]

No

[gloomy solstice]

Yeah you should get animals asap to finish cc

[digital herald]

Not doing Joja
My mom showed me what happens if Joja pays for CC
Bruuhhh

[gloomy solstice]

I take back what I said about blueberries then

Cuz you should spam starfruit instead

[river echo]

get some animals lmao

[digital herald]

I have NO progress on CC...

[earnest oasis]

How many harvests do you get from day 1?

[digital herald]

I do machine spam....

[olive rune]

when i finish it i just know im gonna loose motivation to play the game for like a month

[gloomy solstice]

What's machine spam I don't get it

[earnest oasis]

Blueberry harvest

[digital herald]

No farms?

[river echo]

yeah what is machine spam

[digital herald]

Just using machines

[gloomy solstice]

No you'll just spend all your energy planning for ||sc|| instead

What machines

[river echo]

how do you get by just using machines

[celest mauve]

joja is so boring to do

[digital herald]

Like
Furnaces and stuff

[gloomy solstice]

Are you talking about kegs and jars I don't get it legit

[river echo]

nightingale 🤝 me
confused af

[gloomy solstice]

Wait how do furnaces make you money

Are you just selling ingots

[digital herald]

I use the coal makers

The wood to make coal things

[gloomy solstice]

Uhh

[river echo]

you aint makin much bank are you

[gloomy solstice]

You aren't selling coal are you

[celest mauve]

unsure how sustainable that’ll be in the long run

[digital herald]

I am.

[gloomy solstice]

???

[proper hearth]

umm

[river echo]

Im crying why would you do that

[celest mauve]

selling resources is generally

[olive rune]

yea after the month lmao, when i played subnautica i got one thing i was working towards and i still havent gone back :)(

[gloomy solstice]

Bro this has to be trolling right

[digital herald]

No

[celest mauve]

kind of a bad idea

[gloomy solstice]

15g per coal and you're selling it?? How are you even making money

[proper hearth]

i just got ancient seeds from traveling merchant, is that rare?

[digital herald]

I can seriously show you my farm

[olive rune]

oop

[small bison]

bars

[gloomy solstice]

Like are you living with no more than 10k in a year

[river echo]

what made you think to sell coal and think you're going to make any money

[digital herald]

Well
Those mushroom things to help from the cave

[river echo]

how much money do you have

[gloomy solstice]

How much total earnings do you have yea

[celest mauve]

do you not grow any crops?

[gloomy solstice]

I'm extra confused at this point

[digital herald]

2k ish

[gloomy solstice]

Selling coal and mushrooms for the whole year

[celest mauve]

ok yeah

[river echo]

you're playing poverty valley and this point

[celest mauve]

LMAO

[proper hearth]

wood valley

[digital herald]

I have no idea what to do in this game
But I'm still having fun

[celest mauve]

ask linus if you can share the tent

[celest mauve]

that’s good

[river echo]

you farm, you literally live on a farm

[olive rune]

might be worth it to go back to working at joja 😔

[digital herald]

I am farming.

Coal

[gloomy solstice]

He's roleplaying as clint I think

[digital herald]

[celest mauve]

you’re funny

[river echo]

your grandpa looking down at you being broke

[gloomy solstice]

But nah no way this has to be bait material

[celest mauve]

OMG YEAH

[white vector]

how do i sell things LOL i just downloaded last night

[river echo]

grandpa gave you his farm and he's watching you sell coal for 15g

[digital herald]

No?
I like
Have NO IDEA what to really do

[small bison]

bin

[celest mauve]

shipping bin!

[olive rune]

box.

[small bison]

big box

[proper hearth]

box

[river echo]

gonna put myself in that box just bc of this convo

[gloomy solstice]

But you can buy seeds, don't tell me you don't know how/where to buy seeds

[white vector]

thx 🔥

[digital herald]

I do plan potatos and have sprinklers

[river echo]

okay thats a start

[gloomy solstice]

And you're just huddled up in your farm making furnaces and selling coal

[proper hearth]

potatos good

[olive rune]

and then lewis goes and gets it in the middle of the night which is totally not weird

[river echo]

do you like go to the mines and get anything other than coal?

[digital herald]

I have income of
Wood
Coal
Mushrooms
Potatos

[gloomy solstice]

I assume with all those furnaces

[olive rune]

mmm potatos

[gloomy solstice]

There's probably a lot of copper mixed in it

[river echo]

you sound like you're playing minecraft

thing is w minecraft is you dont make money

[proper hearth]

why i cant make fries with potatos :(

[digital herald]

I lack copper
I can get iron more tho

[gloomy solstice]

Even if this is a shitty attempt of playing MC in stardew

Why isn't iron being sold

[digital herald]

It's not.

[proper hearth]

fries = -500 health

[olive rune]

silly upgrades

and building stuff

[digital herald]

Mf goin at me cuz I ain't playing the game as they want me to

[river echo]

you're just not like playing the game at all

[olive rune]

yea

[digital herald]

????

[gloomy solstice]

Me when I played a game similar to Stardew as a kid and I thought it would be funny to sleep 24/7

[olive rune]

you're doing an 1800s cosplay or smth

[hollow escarp]

My fishing level may not be max but I did alright

[river echo]

man is only friends w clint

[hollow escarp]

Ima be planting a lot of strawberries

[olive rune]

SLAY MMM FISH

[gloomy solstice]

Someone inherited my spirit and decided to also do funi stuff all day

[digital herald]

I fish too
I get ghost fish alot in the mines

[proper hearth]

you selled all the beach?

[gloomy solstice]

Considering the convo topic this is more funny than it should be

[olive rune]

my pumpkin empire shall reign supreme

[hollow escarp]

No, strawberry festival time

[proper hearth]

better

[hollow escarp]

I still have a tin watering can and hoe though

[gloomy solstice]

Eh no one cares about the hoe you're good

[hollow escarp]

But I'll power through

[digital herald]

I have no upgraded tools...

[proper hearth]

i only upgraded pick and axe to level two

[gloomy solstice]

With all that money you don't have

[river echo]

cant believe no one cares abt me

[hollow escarp]

I have to till 300 tiles today

[gloomy solstice]

I doubt you can upgrade a tool

[gloomy solstice]

I'm sorry

[proper hearth]

WHAT

[digital herald]

idk how upgrading even works really

[olive rune]

rn where i am is just having axe upgraded twice and pickaxe once (beach farm sprinkler struggle) 😭

[proper hearth]

i just got another ancient seed

now 3 <3

[fallow valve]

Does anyone know if you have to have house upgrade to 2 to marry anyone or is it just for some people

[olive rune]

you go over to bestie clints house and ask him 👍

[proper hearth]

i think yes

[olive rune]

i think you just have to upgrade it once

[cobalt hare]

How many trees should I have

[proper hearth]

the kitchen i think u need to marry

[digital herald]

Clint seeing me buy all his copper half the time to make more wood to coal converting things:

[proper hearth]

coppa

[olive rune]

yea you do

[proper hearth]

thats

[digital herald]

Marry the kitchen????

[proper hearth]

sad

wait wha-

[fallow valve]

Ok the kitchen is a cutie anyways 😍

[proper hearth]

yeah

[gloomy solstice]

You pay him 5 ingots and some money, he takes away your tool for 2 days, you retrieve it afterwards

[olive rune]

frfr

[proper hearth]

he gifted me a banana

[digital herald]

Oh
That ain't bad

[olive rune]

kitchen best spouse fight me on it you wont

[olive rune]

bana

:)

[digital herald]

So I have 2k ish money
That's enough to upgrade?

[vital mirage]

how do u chop wood faster

[proper hearth]

yeah

[gloomy solstice]

Yeah

[proper hearth]

trash bin costs 1000 only

[gloomy solstice]

Get a better axe

[proper hearth]

but tools 2000

[vital mirage]

I did

[digital herald]

25 copper thooooooo

[proper hearth]

first time

[vital mirage]

It’s slow

[gloomy solstice]

Get a even better axe

[crimson zephyr]

Trash bin is not worth upgrading

[vital mirage]

How better

[digital herald]

Your brain is slow

[crimson zephyr]

Like, ever

[proper hearth]

yeah

[gloomy solstice]

10 > 8 > 6 > 4 > 2 hits to take down a tree

[proper hearth]

trash bin is bad

[gloomy solstice]

Depending on the material

[hollow escarp]

What time must I leave by?

[vital mirage]

I find that offensive

[small bison]

its fall do i get house upgrades

[crimson zephyr]

5 PM I believe

[earnest oasis]

2pm

[digital herald]

Every person I tell that to always says that

[gloomy solstice]

9 am - 2 pm

[vital mirage]

good

[gloomy solstice]

Leave no later than 1 pm

[digital herald]

it's called a joke ong

[hollow escarp]

2 pm, good

[vital mirage]

I’m joking right now

[proper hearth]

i dont like that much trees

[fallow valve]

How to get rain totem quick??

[gloomy solstice]

Craft it

[small bison]

eat

[earnest oasis]

@proper hearth that's day 13 lol

[small bison]

rat sap

eat sap

[river echo]

do i make another save just to date pretty boy elliott?

[gloomy solstice]

Yes

[river echo]

alright sebastian in y5 i have to go date another man for awhile be back soon

[proper hearth]

day 13

[olive rune]

eat moss (wrong game)

[earnest oasis]

Low xp base axe

[small bison]

grass

[proper hearth]

in day 13 i got bananas

[earnest oasis]

Can't clear-cut the farm

[olive rune]

real

[olive rune]

i eated it all

[proper hearth]

wait

bananas is spoiler?

[river echo]

yes

[proper hearth]

ay

now i feel bad

[vital mirage]

OMG SAM GAVE ME PANCAKES SEBBY COULD NEVER

[olive rune]

THATS KINDA FUNNY TO RANDOMLY SEE

[river echo]

seb gives coffee

[olive rune]

he gives me coffee after we get married

yea

[proper hearth]

whats the best npc to marry?

[vital mirage]

when I married him he acted all emo and it was like he wanted me to fuck off

[earnest oasis]

Haley@proper hearth

[olive rune]

kitchen

[forest idol]

Your choice

[proper hearth]

kitchen? good option

[olive rune]

real

[proper hearth]

Haley is birthday day 14

[vital mirage]

HE NEVER GAVE ME COFFEE

[proper hearth]

ez hearts

[earnest oasis]

@proper hearth easiest bachelor to take to the flower dance

Yea

[proper hearth]

yeah

[white vector]

what seeds should i buy first

[small bison]

elluott aslo does that

[earnest oasis]

The wandering trader sells ||coconuts|| sometimes

[proper hearth]

i got like two hearts more with haley bc that

[earnest oasis]

It's like a 3 heart boost

[olive rune]

sebastian is trying his hardest ok

[earnest oasis]

If you give it to her on her bday

[gloomy solstice]

Nah not worth buying coconut from wandering trader

[earnest oasis]

Yes it is

[small bison]

shane is the quickest ans easiest to marry

[gloomy solstice]

If its solely for Haley

[earnest oasis]

Shane's a dick tho

Yes it is

[small bison]

SO IS HALEY

[river echo]

Just give him a beer and encourage him yknow why not

[gloomy solstice]

You can do the same thing with daffodils

[small bison]

or pizza.

[gloomy solstice]

I got her to 6 hearts before summer starts and I'm pretty sure its doable if you beeline her

[earnest oasis]

Haley warms up really quick and is awesome to chat with after 2 hearts

[olive rune]

him seeing me appear at his door 7:10 specifically two times a week with a hot pepper and then walking away 👀

[gloomy solstice]

I think there's even people who managed to marry her before summer y1?

[hollow escarp]

Not as many as I wanted but this will do

[proper hearth]

is ancient seed spoiler?

[white vector]

is there a way i can make it so i can see the minimize button and stuff while im playing 💔

[olive rune]

mmm marriage speedruns

[olive rune]

idk but i think it says in pinned

[small bison]

blade married her before like.. the flower dance and just after the egg fesitval iirc

[proper hearth]

leme see

[olive rune]

i dont think it would be a spoiler

[true hedge]

If you download with vortex, does it make the mods fly right into stardew

[proper hearth]

yeah

but i only wanted to said that i got that thing from wanderer man

or girl

[river echo]

wanting to start a new save to date elliot... knowing i have to do everything over again >:(

[proper hearth]

idk

[earnest harbor]

Is not

[proper hearth]

so..

I got ancient seeds from the traveling merchant

[hollow escarp]

How long can a deer stay planted in the ground without being watered and not die?

[river echo]

grow and put the crop into a seed maker and get more

[hollow escarp]

That is incredibly lucky

[proper hearth]

yeah

[river echo]

i got it from the traveling merchant too

[olive rune]

maybe its worth it elliot is very pretty so

tho he does kinda look like gaston

[obtuse sun]

seed maker is a huge W got 3 ancient seeds at once 1 time

[proper hearth]

im in uh day 1 of autumn and i got 3 ancient seeds

[cobalt hare]

Cant u just divorce

[small bison]

WHAT ACHIEVEMENT GIVE MOUS EARS AT FUCLINGGG UHHHH THE MOUSE GUY

[river echo]

he actually looks more like prince adam

i would never ever divorce sebastian

[olive rune]

but then big sad

[hollow escarp]

Anyone know?

[cobalt hare]

Deer what is deer bro

[olive rune]

YESS SEBASTIAN SUPREMACY

[proper hearth]

a deer?

a deer wasnt an animal?

[olive rune]

but also for elliot i can make an exception because he looks very polite

[hollow escarp]

I thought Joja drove those to extinction

[river echo]

yeah elliott looks like the prince in beauty and the beast (when the beast is no longer the beast)

[dapper arrow]

How can i play other peoples

[olive rune]

no cause actually

[white vector]

do i sell sap? and does it sell at the end of the day or something when i put it in the blox

[cobalt hare]

No

[hollow escarp]

No!

[vital shadow]

do not

[dapper arrow]

I got it pirate

[hollow escarp]

It can be turned to fertilizer at level 1 farming

[olive rune]

no box for sap

[cobalt hare]

Arr

[vital shadow]

you pirated the game?

[dapper arrow]

Ye

[olive rune]

my pumpkin empire likes it

[vital shadow]

<@&239770080378880001>?

[hollow escarp]

Begone!

[gloomy solstice]

[proper hearth]

oh yeah having the game pirated is like illegal

[cobalt hare]

Idk then

[dapper arrow]

I mean how play bro what the

[vital shadow]

by buying the official game

[dapper arrow]

I can't share the required code

Just thia

[olive rune]

yea you gotta buy the game

[dapper arrow]

This

[proper hearth]

for me stardew valley its cheap

[olive rune]

support the developer yk

[dapper arrow]

So

[small bison]

refer to rule 9

[dapper arrow]

Buy for me then

[olive rune]

yea its not to much its worth it

[small bison]

#rules <33

[proper hearth]

do i know u? <3

[cobalt hare]

he wanna be mod so bad

[olive rune]

aint no way 💀

[dapper arrow]

I cant buy games bro

Not my credit carda

Cards

[cobalt hare]

get prepaid card

[proper hearth]

hm

[river echo]

Idk get a job lmao

[dapper arrow]

My family not access 😺

[small bison]

dont pirate games then, especially indie ones

[proper hearth]

i think im experienced enough to go seasoned farmers

[olive rune]

yea

[olive rune]

but its so fun here

[proper hearth]

yeah

[cobalt hare]

U can still play the game just singleplayer

[vital shadow]

I only condone pirating games which are no longer available to get by any other means

[river echo]

also isn't it illegal to pirate games

[vital shadow]

(which stardew isn't)

[olive rune]

yea

[vital shadow]

yea it is

[river echo]

y'all we got a criminal in chat 🚔

[cobalt hare]

😱

[hollow escarp]

To the gulags

[proper hearth]

i think in my country its illegal-

now i ne to go

[olive rune]

goodbye!

[proper hearth]

goodbye bananas

[olive rune]

have a good day :)

bana

[hollow escarp]

I won the election!

[olive rune]

Obama!

[vital shadow]

Obama!

[dapper arrow]

WHAT THE

[cobalt hare]

What election

[proper hearth]

egg

[vital shadow]

eg

[olive rune]

obmana

[proper hearth]

now yes

[hollow escarp]

The Egglection!

[cobalt hare]

Ohh im stupid

[olive rune]

SODAAA

[dapper arrow]

I can play the game i think

[river echo]

legally

[olive rune]

yea

[dapper arrow]

What could i do

[river echo]

buy it

[olive rune]

legal stuff is pretty cool

[white vector]

i just bought the game do i just deforest and plant whatever seeds i find for now

[dim tulip]

@dapper arrow are you Android?

[dapper arrow]

No pc

[hollow escarp]

Can someone answer this? I really don't want my strawberries to die

[fringe wagon]

Are we allowed to discuss piracy?

[cobalt hare]

What is a deer bro

[dapper arrow]

What could i do on game

[dim tulip]

Ah, sad, you could do a play pass free trial to get Stardew valley

[fringe wagon]

Pretty sure that shouldn't be a thing

[hollow escarp]

No

[ashen flume]

A crop will never die if you dont water it

It just dont grows afaik

[hollow escarp]

Thank goodness

[olive rune]

until end of season

[ashen flume]

Its just thunder and season changes

And crows but the crop technically isnt dead

[olive rune]

pickaxe mistakes

[ashen flume]

I mean stuff that happens naturally

[vital shadow]

Nils weren't you like a Shephard the other day

[ashen flume]

I was a rancher for a while, now im cropmaster

[river echo]

do i call my new farm honeymoon?

[fringe wagon]

I call mine Peaceful Farm lel

That sounds good tho

[dim tulip]

Hellish Landscape

[small bison]

like the sims 2?

[hollow escarp]

Do UFOs come in different colors now?

I could have sworn the ones I saw before were more green

[ashen flume]

Ok so last time i was shepherd it was on july 2022, just checked

[gentle fog]

Flavor Town

[olive rune]

mine is manor farm cause i just read animal farm and my brain was empty

[river echo]

animal farm is a banger of a book

[celest mauve]

that’s so true

[distant sphinx]

Basically yesterday

[celest mauve]

i never know what to name my farm

[vital mirage]

mine is Butcher Farm

[little vault]

Name it something random

[celest mauve]

do you have the animal husbandry mod installed by any chance

[celest mauve]

BETA ELLIOT

[little vault]

Like Bumpus or Spinkum

[vital mirage]

no I’m on moblie but I make my animals freeze to death

[little vault]

Hm?

[celest mauve]

der schrunkle farm

[celest mauve]

your pfp

[little vault]

Thats Elliot’s prelaunchsprite

I hate new Elliot’s sprites

[vital mirage]

HE SAYS THIS WAY NICER THAN SEBBY

[celest mauve]

i’m gonna level with you, i call everything not in the published game “beta”

[little vault]

Ah

[celest mauve]

they made him too chaddish

[little vault]

Exactly

[little vault]

He’s too pretentious

[cobalt hare]

That elliot looks dumb

Current is better

[little vault]

Excuse me

[little vault]

Says the person with a car as their pfp

[river echo]

nah i tried to start a new save file and i just cant do it its too slow

[cobalt hare]

He looks like a dork the lame cashier at gas station

Current one looks like nice handsome man

[celest mauve]

yes exactly

[velvet tendon]

yeah lol

[celest mauve]

that’s why it’s perfect

[velvet tendon]

current elliot looks like if a horse and dream had a baby though

[celest mauve]

STOP

that’s so true

[cobalt hare]

yea the side profile is not that great

[little vault]

At least my pfp is original

[velvet tendon]

what is wrong with car pfp

[river echo]

okay he would've looked i think good if his face wasn't angled so weirdly

[little vault]

It’s basic

[cobalt hare]

Right

[velvet tendon]

ig

[little vault]

Correct

[velvet tendon]

i have the best pfp here

[cobalt hare]

i like the front facing people the most

[celest mauve]

him and penny have chronic side profile

[little vault]

Um

[vital shadow]

he has this "bow down to me" energy

[little vault]

Maru 💀

[river echo]

crying not the right way to put it

[fringe wagon]

Penny jumpscare

[velvet tendon]

nah

[cobalt hare]

Wtf

[river echo]

it looks like she used the mirror image filter on tiktok

[celest mauve]

SHE HAS TWO BUNS???

[fringe wagon]

Yes

[cobalt hare]

its mirrored bro

[vital shadow]

literally implies that elliot looks like sid

[velvet tendon]

penny hair is so weird

[cobalt hare]

Wait its not even mirrored

[river echo]

sid? who is sid

[cobalt hare]

they gave her 2 buns

[celest mauve]

terror

[velvet tendon]

sid the kid

[cobalt hare]

if penny had better clothes in her picture

[river echo]

omg no not sid the kid

[cobalt hare]

that shirt is not it

[celest mauve]

i’m ngl

i do not like penny

[velvet tendon]

same

[celest mauve]

i don’t trust her

[velvet tendon]

she’s boring

[celest mauve]

she’s too

[velvet tendon]

pam much better

[celest mauve]

nice

[river echo]

its always the quiet ones ig

[cobalt hare]

she is boring pam better

[velvet tendon]

REAL

[celest mauve]

she has to be like, idk

sacrificing goats in her free time

[fringe wagon]

Seasonal Outfits mod

[cobalt hare]

im going to download that

[river echo]

Like I know she's shy but at the same time it just seems like there isn't much effort put into her personality

[celest mauve]

she is sort of

[celest mauve]

i’d actually like penny if she was like that

[cobalt hare]

i don think that

[vital shadow]

why does this seem like something she'd do

[fringe wagon]

Because that is something she will do

[velvet tendon]

JUNIMO NO

[vital shadow]

that's a slime

[cobalt hare]

more like a pussy she doesnt do anything except get bossed around

[river echo]

what

[cobalt hare]

and take care of little kids cause they only ones who listen to her

[vital shadow]

what

penny is actually sweet

[velvet tendon]

😿

[vital shadow]

she's Robin lite

[celest mauve]

ok i wouldn’t go that far dylan

[cobalt hare]

yea shes sweet but she needs to leave

[fringe wagon]

No that's Leah

[vital shadow]

no

[river echo]

im more of baffled at the word usage

[celest mauve]

her event with george made me

a bit uncomfortable

[vital shadow]

Leah is Robin with Caroline's personality

[cobalt hare]

idk what other word

[river echo]

i think ive talked to caroline a solid 3 times

[celest mauve]

leah is cool and funny

[velvet tendon]

leah est enneyeux

[cobalt hare]

i like caroline

[celest mauve]

have you done her 2 heart

[velvet tendon]

boring

[fringe wagon]

Leah is Robin if she was romanceable

CA knows we all wanted to marry Robin at some point

[river echo]

leah is my favorite gay ginger

[cobalt hare]

best of pierre family

[fringe wagon]

So he made Leah

[vital shadow]

LMAO

[river echo]

no bc ive only talked to her 3 times

[celest mauve]

ok just get her up to two hearts it’s a fun event

[cobalt hare]

Lol

[velvet tendon]

i love robin

[cobalt hare]

was it the trash can

[celest mauve]

robin is funny

[celest mauve]

mailbox

[ebon badge]

Isn't it against TOS to encourage pirating. We should drop this conversation.

[fringe wagon]

I will kill her husband

[cobalt hare]

Ohh right mailbox not trash

[celest mauve]

she pushes him out if the way

[fringe wagon]

And take her for myself

[cobalt hare]

penny just dumb she meant well

[ebon badge]

Before someone admitting to pirating

[cobalt hare]

Admitted

Like its a horrible crime

[celest mauve]

you wouldn’t download a car

[velvet tendon]

i would

[cobalt hare]

i would

[fringe wagon]

That conversation was dropped several minutes ago

Now we're just talking about Robin

[celest mauve]

no you wouldn’t

[velvet tendon]

yes i would

[cobalt hare]

I totally would

[velvet tendon]

dylan literally has a car in his pfp. how do we know it’s not downloaded.

[celest mauve]

it’s his nft

he bought that car fair and square

[fringe wagon]

Anyways

[cobalt hare]

its from instagam

[celest mauve]

REALLL

[serene walrus]

real

[celest mauve]

GUS ON TOP

[ebon badge]

Im sorry.

[serene walrus]

gus is the best

[cobalt hare]

Right

[ebon badge]

I WANT KLENT I LOVE KLENT

[velvet tendon]

WHOS THAT LADY WITH THE SWAMP HAIR

[distant sphinx]

Klent

[fringe wagon]

No worries

[serene walrus]

oh post cc

[fringe wagon]

||Birdie||

[distant sphinx]

If you love him at least spell his name right

[ebon badge]

KLENT

[small bison]

post cc content in new farmers .((

[ebon badge]

😭 I LOVE KLENT!!!

[velvet tendon]

oh ||ginger island|| right

[serene walrus]

🥹

[distant sphinx]

[fringe wagon]

Yup

[cobalt hare]

no noobs even here

and that message is buried in 3 minutes who even cares

[river echo]

i don't trust people who have pics of cars as their pfps

[velvet tendon]

i just hang out here cause the other channel seems intimidating

[river echo]

the other channel is intimidating but its fun

[distant sphinx]

NEW FARMERS IS THE BEST CHANNEL