stardew-valley

[oak charm]

Every one can

[slow prairie]

wait till you see robins

[toxic geode]

NAH BRO DID I MARRY A SPRINKLER

[slate raptor]

spoilers for one of the community centre bundles —-> ||when you complete the bridge repair bundle, you find like a mountain full of ores. when i completely mine all the ores, do they regen? or will it be forever cleared? also whats the cave beside it?||

[slate raptor]

sounds like a win

[oak charm]

Alcholic sprinkler

[toxic geode]

he gone done watered my corn with vodka 😭

[stuck fable]

Everyone can

[toxic geode]

i guess it is upcycling tho

[oak charm]

Regens every month

[stuck fable]

Extra tastey

[slate raptor]

cool

[toxic geode]

yeah until Vincent tries it

then i got a lawsuit on my hands 💀

[slate raptor]

just unlocked it on the 27th of winter

[oak charm]

NOT VINCENT

[stuck fable]

HHHHHHHHHHHHH NOT MY HUSBANDS LIL BRO

[merry fox]

Lewis quote “you see… with the balls Farm back in business the local economy has really been picking up”

[toxic geode]

Marnie quote "Mmm.. Bourbon Eggs"

[stuck fable]

Wine flavored broccoli

[marsh hull]

cave? oh that one

[slate raptor]

has a skull sign

[abstract delta]

Nah the quarry restocks everyweek

[abstract delta]

Yeah you can get the golden scythe from it

[slate raptor]

no way

[abstract delta]

Yup

It's not super hard, but bring bombs there's a lotta rocks

Monsters are mostly just slimes and those haunted skulls

[marsh hull]

||explore it until the end of it, you will find a reaper statue with golden scythe, if you already take it click it again to exit||

anywayy

someone already answer it

[covert ruin]

Omg my secret friend for the winter star is my ex husband

[abstract delta]

Ooh that's awkward

[toxic geode]

||can i wire an autograbber to my mayo machines to automate the process or nah do i have to put effort in||

[abstract delta]

Give him a void egg

[stuck fable]

I would die

[marsh hull]

nah

[toxic geode]

rats

[abstract delta]

Nope put effort in unfortunately

[covert ruin]

I was brainstorming some bad gifts lmao

[toxic geode]

fertilizer

just give him fertilizer 👍🏻

[abstract delta]

A universal hated gift

[stuck fable]

Lesson learned do not cheat on husband

[merry fox]

“A train has passed through stardew valley”

[abstract delta]

You could do the shrine of forgetfulness

[merry fox]

What does that mean

[covert ruin]

Honestly I think it might be more effective if it's someone only he hates

[stuck fable]

Kids / j

[abstract delta]

Yuh go get the stuff!!!!!!

[covert ruin]

Go up to the spa

[abstract delta]

FREE STUFF

[marsh hull]

A CLAY, GIVE HIM A CLAY-

[covert ruin]

ROLLING

Ooh clay

Or sap??

[abstract delta]

SAP

[slate raptor]

why isnt marlon and gunther npcs we can befriend

[stuck fable]

A kiss he finna hate you

[slate raptor]

i absolutely love their character design

[covert ruin]

Omg he did hate yo kiss me

Sam and maru would stare at me blankly when I would try to give them morning kisses

[abstract delta]

Ik it's rup

[marsh hull]

idk, he's cool, his adventurer's guild is actually pretty popular it once be mentioned in your television

[toxic geode]

gunther too busy examining minerals

[merry fox]

Uhm

i dont aee anything

[stuck fable]

Sam is love

[merry fox]

did i miss it i

I waa in the ocean

[abstract delta]

Then it was probably a passenger train

[slate raptor]

YOU DIDNT LET ME FISNISH READING

[abstract delta]

Those don't drop anything

[covert ruin]

If there was items they would be chilling on the ground near the tracks

[toxic geode]

i mistook marlon for the guy behind the counter at joja

[covert ruin]

I have never gotten anything from trains tho rip

[abstract delta]

Yuh

[toxic geode]

🧠🏌🏻

[slate raptor]

lmao

[abstract delta]

I've gotten sm good stuff dude

It's not funny

[merry fox]

Bruh

[stuck fable]

Yep just casually taking a dip in the ocean relatable totally

[marsh hull]

does gil even alive in your opinion?

[abstract delta]

No he's dead

[covert ruin]

He's just "resting his eyes"

[abstract delta]

LOL

[marsh hull]

he's just sleep everytime unless you wanna take your rewards

[covert ruin]

I think of gil like the oracle from percy Jackson

[cinder carbon]

Gil is thinking with his eyes closed

[abstract delta]

Nah he's dead when you take your rewards your just pickpocketing him

[covert ruin]

Omg

[marsh hull]

broo

[oak charm]

Goodnight y'all

[abstract delta]

Gn!

[oak charm]

[marsh hull]

good night

[stuck fable]

Naw he our grandpa in disguise

[abstract delta]

NAWHH

That explains why you can see your dead ass grandad

It's just gil on mushrooms chilling in the spirit world

[stuck fable]

💀💀

[toxic geode]

https://tenor.com/view/emoji-died-kek-plus-gif-19898158

embed failure 😔

[covert ruin]

Died

[stuck fable]

Me asf

[toxic geode]

i dont understand why people hate lewis so much man

i saw a grunge display where it was just ||his lucky underwear|| surrounded by explosives 😭

[cinder carbon]

@toxic geode have you gotten the secret notes yet

[haughty wind]

Im poor but I have a like 2 house

Im gonna leave it mostly empty because I’m poor

[toxic geode]

just because ||he's seeing Marnie|| doesnt mean hes a bad person 😭

im married to shane but do people hate me for it

[cinder carbon]

@toxic geode lol that's your take??

[stuck fable]

I wanna make that

[toxic geode]

thats my take

[cinder carbon]

Well I get why you don't get it then

[toxic geode]

am i missing extra secret notes?

[cinder carbon]

Maybe you weren't really paying attention

[haughty wind]

10k for a backpack upgrade

[toxic geode]

what did he do man

[haughty wind]

Can I bom Pierre’s in vanilla

[stuck fable]

Boy my backpack already fully upgraded

[lime wedge]

you wont damage the building or anyone in it

[haughty wind]

[lime wedge]

but you sure can put a bomb inside it lol

[cinder carbon]

So, #1, ||Lewis isn't just "seeing Marnie", he keeps their relationship a secret under a bullshit pretense even though she is clearly ready and willing to make things official||

[lime wedge]

exactly

[haughty wind]

So it won’t hurt Pierre if I put in next to him

[lime wedge]

nope

[haughty wind]

[lime wedge]

only you (if close) will get hurt

[toxic geode]

NO I WONT BELIEVE IT whats your source 🧐

[lime wedge]

the game itself lol

its clearly shown as a cutscene in the game

[toxic geode]

oh shit it is?

[lime wedge]

after you get out of the saloon

[haughty wind]

I wanted to wear Lewis’s “shorts” but game say no

[lime wedge]

idk when but its there

[cinder carbon]

#2, ||Lewis builds a solid gold statue of himself, where do you think those resources came from?? The implication is he is embezzling, and he doesn't even want people to see it as evidenced by him removing it if you put it on public display||

[toxic geode]

||tailor it with a gold bar in emily's house||

[granite token]

maybe i should start using the keg and become a wine addict

[haughty wind]

[lime wedge]

lol

yeah you get something special

[toxic geode]

shit yeah okay maybe you're rigyht

[cinder carbon]

Yeah you either need to get all the secret notes or pay better attention during cutscenes

[haughty wind]

Iguana

[lime wedge]

||replacing it with rotten plant||

[toxic geode]

I havent got whatever cutscene your talking about yet 😭

[lime wedge]

||paying you money to hush you up and also saying not to ruin the "secret project"||

[cinder carbon]

Right so that's why people hate him. There's some more lore, you'll figure it out

[toxic geode]

well

[novel thistle]

@toxic geode You leveled up to Cowpoke. You can now speak in our voice channels and share images in all channels!

[toxic geode]

EVERYBODY embezzles funds once in their life

[cloud osprey]

hi, where can i ask something about the game? can i ask that here? it's about gameplay 😦

[cinder carbon]

Fair

[toxic geode]

you can ask questions about anything everywhere, dont be afraid to ask questions no matter how little or insignificant 👍🏻

[cinder carbon]

@cloud osprey sorry this is a cooking and needlepoint channel

[lime wedge]

he's been mayor for 20 years

[slow prairie]

had to explain to my friend yesterday why everyone hates marnie for her microwave habits

[lime wedge]

microwave habits?

[toxic geode]

what's your point

[haughty wind]

What do first

[cinder carbon]

Oh do please share that explanation

[cloud osprey]

thank u!

[lime wedge]

its 20 years
imagine how much money he could have stolen and taken to do stuff

[lime wedge]

pam is thirsty

then blackberry basket

[mossy holly]

imagine the upkeep he could've done to the cc in that time

[lime wedge]

those are the easiest

id get them done first before doing other stuff

[cloud osprey]

I play with my bf, does anyone knows why he keeps appearing in his cabin when I first open the farm? (or the next day after an event) we are married and I upgraded the house to the full, so idk why he keeps waking up in the cabin (i can get rid of it either i tried with robin)

[toxic geode]

this channel, #stardew-valley is for people who are still experiencing new content and stuff, generally if you havent completed the community center we wont talk about things that are unlocked past that point, things that are spoilered (they look like ||this|| and you click to read them) might be related to post-community center content

[haughty wind]

Do I make ale scared to make it pale

[lime wedge]

black berry basket is to be given to linus ||it can be found to the left of the bus stop||

[toxic geode]

I'm 99% sure other players will always spawn in their designated cabins, there's probably a workaround but i dunno

[cinder carbon]

@haughty wind no you have to keep it away from the sun

[lime wedge]

:>
yeah-
just put hops in keg TvT

itll make it pale

[haughty wind]

Wake up

[slow prairie]

idek if i need to spoiler this but marnie's microwave habit 😂
|| one of her set routes is just to stare at her microwave for like 8 hours one day instead of tending her damn shop lmao||

[mossy holly]

why's it even called pale ale

[lime wedge]

you like killing people's eyes XD

[haughty wind]

Why would I put my dog in a keg

[toxic geode]

complex machinery, shes just studying it bro 😭

[lime wedge]

hops the vegetable lol

[haughty wind]

My dog is half vegetable?

[cinder carbon]

@slow prairie Marnie is closed Mondays and Tuesdays. She works five days a week like a normal person. Why do you care what she does on her days off

[lime wedge]

cos the ale is pale :>
its been kept away from sunlight so it grows pale

[mossy holly]

oH

that makes sense :>

[toxic geode]

theres a thingamajig connected to a doohickey that you plug into a wall outlet and then the dish spins and the torque from that dish spinning heats your food

[lime wedge]

haha :D

totally
now go put your dog in the keg

[cloud osprey]

I searched for more info, I found that when u marry a npc it will automatically ''live'' in your house, so I supposed it would be the same in mp but I guess not

[haughty wind]

Do I chop my dog in half to make pale ale

[lime wedge]

oh wow

ok-

[molten stirrup]

In a way, yeah

[slow prairie]

sorry ofc you right if our girl wants to spend her entire day watching it go round in circles who am I to judge haha

[lime wedge]

do whatever you want with "put hops in the keg"

[toxic geode]

You can craft a wedding ring item but the recipe for it is kinda expensive and the crafting materials are late-game items, but it allows you to marry other players I believe

[lime wedge]

she can get cancer and die sooner :>

[toxic geode]

🤨

[molten stirrup]

[cinder carbon]

Because the malt used to brew it is literally pale, like pale in color

[lime wedge]

o-o' wth?

[slow prairie]

this made me laugh way too loud

[lime wedge]

XD

im glad

[haughty wind]

Radioactive lungs

[cinder carbon]

@slow prairie she's probably killing mice or exploding forks in there. Don't judge

[toxic geode]

https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Wedding_Ring @cloud osprey if you manage to get this and give it to your boyfriend in the game he should start waking up in your house instead of the cabin

[cloud osprey]

yeah I already crafted it, when I said that we're married I refered to the game not irl

[haughty wind]

Should I sell the diamond in my chest

[toxic geode]

OPH WAIT

[cinder carbon]

@haughty wind that's a lovely way to refer to your heart but yes

[lime wedge]

[toxic geode]

i misread your question and skipped over that part im sorry 💀

[haughty wind]

Give my diamond to the dwarf in the mines?

[toxic geode]

if you've gotten engaged to him in the game and hes not waking up in your house im not sure how to fix that, sorry

[toxic geode]

🧠🏌🏻‍♂️

[lime wedge]

well you can have some diamonds for later game

wow you only have one

i suggest keeping it

[slow prairie]

can't you just sleep anywhere on multiplayer?

[lime wedge]

read the secret note bro

[haughty wind]

I found a diamond ore thing at 100-115

[ebon badge]

why doesnt Alex want to have kids with me :(

[slow prairie]

i thought you could just get into any bed

[river echo]

a lot of people like diamonds as gifts!

[lime wedge]

cool

[lime wedge]

1/20 chance

[cloud osprey]

no worries thank u tho

[lime wedge]

just keep waiting

[slow prairie]

why do you want to have kids w alex is the more important question

[ebon badge]

Is there anyway to get those fern bushes ?

[lime wedge]

lol

[river echo]

so true zabeth

[cinder carbon]

I have questions

[toxic geode]

the kids in this game are ugly bro i dont wanna adopt 💀

[haughty wind]

I wanna buy a chicken and neglect it

[lime wedge]

fern bushes?

[lime wedge]

im convinced you're trolling now :>

[ebon badge]

Those big bushes

[river echo]

seb hasn't asked and im v thankful bc i dont want kids

[cinder carbon]

Giggity

[lime wedge]

oh well- you cant :>

[slow prairie]

BRUH THEY ARE TERRIFYING why can they run faster than you???

[haughty wind]

I bought a chicken a neglected it until I so,d it for a backpack

[lime wedge]

you wont get much money

[haughty wind]

Hay is expensive

[toxic geode]

SHANE JUST GAVE ME A PALE ALE

[lime wedge]

lol

[toxic geode]

I NEEDED THIS SINCE LIKE SPRING YEAR 1 FOR PAM

[lime wedge]

pam does too

[toxic geode]

BEST MARRIAGE CANDIDATE

[lime wedge]

no

[ebon badge]

😭 I feel like I have to commit to the marriage so while I'm with him, I'm somewhat starting to fall in love with Shane because of his raw and less ooc dialogues

[haughty wind]

250g for hay is to much

[merry fox]

Haiiiiiii lovely sdv people i got level 5 foraging what should i get forester or gatherer

[cinder carbon]

Gatherer

[lime wedge]

|| he gets back to drinking so not at all||

[lime wedge]

if im right forester is more wood?

[merry fox]

Yah

[toxic geode]

if you wanna do wine Gatherer is good for getting lots of things to put in kegs

[lime wedge]

yeah id suggest forester

[slow prairie]

shane does have a v nice arc in the end

i like

[lime wedge]

you'd run out of wood pretty easily in the game

[merry fox]

Forester 25% more wood gatherer Chance for doible hatvest on foraged items

[ebon badge]

😭 bruhh thats so bad!

[lime wedge]

you need wood for everything

[lime wedge]

why so?

[lapis dew]

Check out my stream on Stardew (twitch) Percyy Games

[toxic geode]

no

[river echo]

yeah ||shane's character development crashes and burns||

[lime wedge]

you can always get potted decorative plants

[onyx citrus]

Gatherer leads to Biologist leads to happiness and riches.

[lapis dew]

[cinder carbon]

Gatherer leads to a lv10 perk that is an enormous QOL upgrade

[lime wedge]

^

[ebon badge]

Because I actually love those big bushes just really hate how theyre not in the spots I want them

[slow prairie]

hahaha i will never understand that decision honestly

[merry fox]

so gatherer is better longterm?

[haughty wind]

How did a gain a heart from giving the wizard void essence

[slow prairie]

like you know you can only see if after hitting 10 hearts and watching all the cutscenes

[river echo]

yeah its hella disappointing

[lime wedge]

forester ftw lol
i suggest forester cos you need loads of wood
and if you dont have enough wood you'd not get anything ingame

[cinder carbon]

@ebon badge I love big bushes too, get me back to the 70s

[river echo]

One of the wizards loved gifts is void essence

[lime wedge]

its a loved gift i think

[onyx citrus]

He loves those magical ingredients.

[haughty wind]

He asked for it one day by mail

[river echo]

im 8 hearts w the wizard he's a cool dude

[ebon badge]

sorry i dont know 😅

[trim gull]

so i was playing in mobile and the app keep on crashing when im trying to use the shrine of illusion, anyone know why and what to do

[lime wedge]

ah ||monster musk?||

maybe that quest

[river echo]

id suggest checking out #vanilla-tech-support

[lime wedge]

thats a :>
uh
its an adult joke if im not wrong

[haughty wind]

I gave gifts to the sinisters because I was bored

[lime wedge]

TvT oh god
manscaped ads have ruined me

[lime wedge]

4 hearts on haley!?!

ew

[cinder carbon]

Pretty juvenile actually

[lime wedge]

right-

[ebon badge]

😭 I hate gifting george just so I can have both alex's grandparents love me

[slow prairie]

I married haley in my last save and will die on this hill lmao

[river echo]

but evelyn is such a sweetie

[lime wedge]

leek ftw

george is nice too

[river echo]

I'll die on the hill of loving Sebastian

[ebon badge]

I'm waiting until my year 7

to divorce alex

[lime wedge]

lol

pls do

[river echo]

what year are you on rn?

[toxic geode]

WHY DO I JKEEP GETTING PIKES BRO I WANT A CATFISH FOR THE CC 😭

[ebon badge]

year 2

[slow prairie]

just a sweet frog loving boi how can anyone not like him

[lime wedge]

get someone better

[ebon badge]

5 more years to go

[river echo]

you're gonna wait 5 years for a divorce?

i mean my parents waited for like 15 but still

[lime wedge]

oh yeah-
i was gonna say something but you literally need to complete cc to go there XDDD

[ebon badge]

I dont know 😭 I just want to have a kid with alex and like move on but like he's such a sweetheart

[river echo]

he's a sports himbo my friend

[ebon badge]

just really wish he was less ooc for my taste cuz I hate him saying "darling"

[lime wedge]

im into both
haha L

[haughty wind]

[slow prairie]

he's only sexist when you dont know him that well so its FINE

[lime wedge]

and his locker stinks

[river echo]

he def just stinks

[slow prairie]

axe body spray user

[lime wedge]

[river echo]

high school bully vibes

[lime wedge]

no thanks

[ebon badge]

I never really experience all of it in the dialogue for myself

I usually just give him a gift and move on

[haughty wind]

[lime wedge]

no

[slow prairie]

that's fair honestly

[cobalt hare]

bros such a dork he in the corner being all mysterious

[ebon badge]

I love the cutscenes tho!

[haughty wind]

[river echo]

i love seb sm he owns my heart

[ebon badge]

If only Kent was only a candidate I would choose...

[river echo]

🤨

[lime wedge]

my eye

[cobalt hare]

he irritates me bro somehow robin managed to raise 2 lame losers

[lime wedge]

how 2?

maru is her stepdaughter

[river echo]

One's a nurse and the other is a freelance programmer they might be nerds but they're smart af

[gaunt gale]

1+1=2

[ebon badge]

They're nerds :(

[cobalt hare]

maru is her daughter right

[river echo]

mayhaps losers but they prolly end up making cash money

[lime wedge]

stepdaughter i believe

[cobalt hare]

shes lightskin

[river echo]

i-

[main escarp]

Hello!

[lime wedge]

shes not lightskin-

[toxic geode]

robin's a good name for her, charging 5k for a dresser like get out of here bro stealing all my gold 💀

[cobalt hare]

she totally is but yea

[toxic geode]

hate robin so much

[gaunt gale]

Well freelance programming isn’t usually super profitable

[lime wedge]

or is she? i never payed attention

[cinder carbon]

I'm convinced Big D is actually a robot Maru built

[lime wedge]

its something
and its better than nothing

[river echo]

I mean he lives in a small ass town it's better than nothing

same braincell nan

[lime wedge]

no, he's too creepy to be one

[main escarp]

Guys, if I have any questions, do I ask here or some other section?

[cinder carbon]

Is that personal experience?

[river echo]

the one character that always freaks me out is emily, she got crazy eyes tho

[lime wedge]

yup here itself :D

[abstract delta]

Here is fine!

[lime wedge]

lol

[gaunt gale]

Never said it wasn’t, was just disagreeing to the statement “making cash money”

[river echo]

I mean money is money

[gaunt gale]

Secondhand largely

[main escarp]

Thank you! Just wanted to ask, if I need to get a path built from Backwoods to Bus Stop, what do I have to do?

[lime wedge]

right

[slow prairie]

crystal girls are my biggest red flag lmao

[ebon badge]

why doesnt the traveling cart give me truffle omfggg

[abstract delta]

Make some!

[main escarp]

How to do that??

[abstract delta]

Heyyyy what do you have against me?

[lime wedge]

ok wait am i dumb? cos where are the backwoods?

[river echo]

im a crystal gay i mean girl

[abstract delta]

You can craft flooring and road

[lime wedge]

XDDD

[cinder carbon]

@gaunt gale that makes sense because contract work can be highly lucrative

[slow prairie]

hahahha im sorry bro you scare me

[main escarp]

But but... I love crystals because they pretty 🥹

[main escarp]

It's the path from your farm to Robin's lol

[abstract delta]

Than you love me?

[lime wedge]

ah that place
yeah totally

[abstract delta]

What did i dooooooo

[slow prairie]

anti-crystal gay I MEAN GIRL

[lime wedge]

it makes it much more quick to travel

[river echo]

take this and leave

[cinder carbon]

You need to fully upgrade your farmhouse first

[haughty wind]

Na imma stay here

[lime wedge]

i suggest having a path around the farm and also one through the farm to get to the bottom area faster

[main escarp]

Let's get married on the beach, in front of Willy's cabin

[river echo]

Then don't put random things in chat lmao

[main escarp]

Ahaaa cool I'll do it! Thank yewww

[abstract delta]

You mean, Elliot's? In front of Willy's would be in the ocean! Bahaha

[gaunt gale]

Oh yeah I’m not saying it isn’t, contract work isn’t as common as many people think though, it can be really hard to start up, especially in the largely pre/start internet age of stardew

[slow prairie]

boat wedding!

[lime wedge]

road??

[main escarp]

I definitely meant in front of Willy's Hehehe (on the pier I mean lol)

[main escarp]

Yessssss

[marsh hull]

is there anyone who haven't done the joja route

[lime wedge]

me

[main escarp]

Omg omg imagine a wedding while Dance of the Moonlight Jellies

[lime wedge]

not possible i dont think

[slow prairie]

planning to in my next save

[marsh hull]

same lol

[slow prairie]

hehehe heel run

[marsh hull]

hmm, yea you just need to focus on moneh

[cobalt hare]

i have 500 copper ore how do i smelt it all

[cinder carbon]

Huh? Contract work is extremely common considering most dev projects are short term

[ebon badge]

I could never do jojo route

[main escarp]

Me cutely looking at this message as I'm currently on my Joja save file

[slow prairie]

debating whether or not to date everyone simultaneously as well 😅

[ebon badge]

I hate optimizing

[lime wedge]

make 20 furnaces

[marsh hull]

[river echo]

give me polyamory in stardew

[main escarp]

I just needed the autopetters 😭

[main escarp]

It's achievable by mods, but sadly not in the base game itself 😦

[lime wedge]

you can put 100 in one cycle

and you can have 5 cycles to smelt it quick

[cobalt hare]

Ok

[lime wedge]

10 would do but then you'd need 10 cycles

[ebon badge]

Im on IOS so I'll never experience mods

[cobalt hare]

i dont have that much coal tho

[lime wedge]

i think mods are under development for mobile? not sure

[river echo]

I have fiddled w mods on my PC Stardew but I actually prefer my game on the switch, it's just comfier and I feel more relaxed when playing it

[lime wedge]

level 40+ in mines
farm dust sprites

[abstract delta]

Awww okay

[main escarp]

Omg same. I got it on my iPad because I'm too lazy to boot up my PC. But sadly I miss the mod life, it's so funnnn

[river echo]

you're either gonna have no coal or too much coal in stardew tbh

[lime wedge]

^

true

i have less even now

[main escarp]

Wait Fr why is that so true. I have over 200 coal lying around

[cobalt hare]

i have like 100 coal but i dont want to use it all on shit

[river echo]

omg me too lmao

[lime wedge]

but get to like year 7 or 8 you'd be rolling in it

[ebon badge]

Not sure about IOS though, they're very strict on mods. I just hope they dont go Minecraft mods

[cinder carbon]

Pls gib

[abstract delta]

Get more coal dude

[river echo]

I have more iridium than copper and Im like? Why does it seem like there's like no copper anywhere?

[abstract delta]

I have like two stacks I ran out of things to smelt sob

[main escarp]

yeets coal at you

[lime wedge]

:>
100 is nothng
it gets finished real quick
farm dust sprites cos you'll need a lot of things with copper even later on

[marsh hull]

me when running low on coal:

[abstract delta]

There's a lot at the first 20 levels of the mines

[lime wedge]

^ agreed

[cobalt hare]

im deleting the game i hate this all

[abstract delta]

Haha!

[cobalt hare]

can i buy coal

[main escarp]

Keep resetting earlier floors. I always do.this when I need certain mining materials

[abstract delta]

That's a you problem

[cobalt hare]

can like should

[lime wedge]

ohohoho
i have like 200+ bars of iridium and 1 bar of copper OvO

[lime wedge]

yes but costly

[cinder carbon]

Yeah from clunt

[abstract delta]

I have tree bars of coper

[marsh hull]

nice

[abstract delta]

And 137 iridium bars

[river echo]

that's v relatable also my ass does not wanna go into the mines 😔

[haughty wind]

Who’s clunt

[lime wedge]

id rather suggest farm dust sprites with burglar ring

[marsh hull]

clunttt

[main escarp]

LMAO CLUNT

[lime wedge]

easy coal

[main escarp]

Unironically the perfect name for him

[haughty wind]

I no lime forming

[main escarp]

I second this

[cinder carbon]

Sorry I mean Clont

[abstract delta]

What is a good use for iridium other than selling bruh I've already upgraded all my tools

[cobalt hare]

nicefarm

[lime wedge]

basic sprinkler?

[marsh hull]

CLONTT

[river echo]

the burglar ring is super helpful

[lime wedge]

dont make them

[main escarp]

This looks so dystopian lmaooo

[lime wedge]

XDDD

[abstract delta]

CLONT CLUB

[haughty wind]

Level 2 farming everything else is 5+

[lime wedge]

well making like machines?

[cinder carbon]

@abstract delta clont clob

[marsh hull]

omg

[cobalt hare]

bros not even playing the game

[lime wedge]

i suggest saving materials for a quality sprinkler

[abstract delta]

Crystallariums but I already have so many

[river echo]

The way I need to set up an oak resin farm

[haughty wind]

Farming is optional

[abstract delta]

OH THATS TRUE

Thanksies

[lime wedge]

i cant tell this here but

[river echo]

the game is a farming sim, you literally live on a farm

[abstract delta]

dm or seasonal

[marsh hull]

np

[main escarp]

I have just put 4 of each tree on the bus stop and put a tapper on them. If I need more, I've made a forest in the quarry, I just run there rq

[haughty wind]

It’s fishing simulator

[cobalt hare]

🤨

[main escarp]

This is epic 😂😂😂

[river echo]

I totally need to, I'll probably make the bus stop something like that!

[cinder carbon]

Stardew is a relationship sim disguised as an RPG disguised as a farming sim

[ebon badge]

Not rlly

[main escarp]

Yeah do that! It's super easy to just run there quickly and get the stuff you need, you can also put some chests there if need be

[main escarp]

Just be careful of Pam's route lmao

[ebon badge]

The relationship aren't even that remotely dating sim

[river echo]

Yeah I'm like trying to get some kegs and the tappers take forever

[slow prairie]

how would you know my guy you skip all the dialogue!! hahahaha

[haughty wind]

Just give them flowers until you can date them

[main escarp]

Legit same. I am on my year 3 and have 6 kegs lmaoo

[abstract delta]

Fr 😂

It feels like it takes weeks to get one bottle of oak resin

Brudah

[main escarp]

Flowers and fruit forage are goated as gifts

[ebon badge]

I don't skip the dialogues ommggg

[river echo]

I mean I'm Y5 and have like 30 but I like started to farm oak resin as soon as I got tappers

[lime wedge]

you cant even see them time to time T_T

[ebon badge]

yeah, I literally wish I could just talk to the npc longer than they need to be

[haughty wind]

Give them something that giving you minute energy to lose hearts

Minus

[lime wedge]

^ agreed

[haughty wind]

My iq is under 100

[lime wedge]

i got a dedicated section for tapped oaks lol

[river echo]

My plan was get people I really wanted to like me up at 8 hearts then I like didn't need to bother them much again bc hearts don't decay at that point

[ebon badge]

i might get to 20 kegs if I feel like walking out of the bed tbh

[slow prairie]

igy i wish there was more dialogue as you went through the game

less repeats

[ebon badge]

I literally just want to skip all seasons

[lime wedge]

lol, yk its really profitable for ancient fruit and starfruit wine right

[river echo]

i want more relationship dialogue

[main escarp]

I need to do the same tbh. Are other resins like useful at all? If not then I can just turn the area into an oak resin farm

[ebon badge]

yeah I had starfruits

[lime wedge]

so i suggest more than just 20

[river echo]

i crave affection

[ebon badge]

I turned them into wine and im becoming like a rich playboy

[cinder carbon]

Keg + ancient fruit/starfruit break the game

[ebon badge]

20 right now because I'm still early game

[haughty wind]

Totally not addicted to Stardew

[ebon badge]

and I dont want to go to a tree

and like get some resin

[slow prairie]

hahaha me and my parasocial relationships w 20 pixels 🥹

[river echo]

I have almost 95 hours on a single save file of my stardew

[ebon badge]

that's literally too many work to do

[main escarp]

I agreeee. Tbh I want our partners to go and do their thing for a couple of days regularly after we get married (Like Elliott going on a book tour)

[lime wedge]

i just have 1 of each tapped separately if i ever need it

maple is useful for the ||bear's knowledge||

[river echo]

im literally aroace and crave the affection of 2d relationships so yes

[ebon badge]

It hates me that Alex doesn't do his summer job and like do anything by himself

[lime wedge]

and bee houses

[ebon badge]

Everytime he says "If you need alone time" NO YOU NEED SOME ALONE TEIME.

[main escarp]

Perfect! I finished the quest you said so I'll just turn it into oak farm lmaoo. Thanks!

[lime wedge]

XDDD

[river echo]

I have like 100 on my switch and 80 on my PC oops

[lime wedge]

just have 1 of each

[river echo]

I'd like to say I got Stardew on my switch like a week ago or so

[lime wedge]

you need the pine for uh later stuff

rain totem

[river echo]

when you're neurodivergent and find something new to intensely hyperfixate on <33333

[haughty wind]

I like listening to loud rock when trying to catch a 10 inch sardine

[lime wedge]

and if im not wrong some form of fertiliser

[river echo]

I have like 80 pine tar and it just sits there

[lime wedge]

ah im not neurodivergent but still found something to hyperfixate on and <3333 lol

[ebon badge]

me when I got wrapped up in stardew valley

[lime wedge]

so i totally feel ya

[stray yacht]

i second that

[ebon badge]

I literally bought stardew valley just so I could marry Alex

[cinder carbon]

No accounting for taste

[lime wedge]

[ebon badge]

The pinterest overlords have overtaken my body

[slow prairie]

bro i think we may accidentally be the same person

[main escarp]

Omg relateeee. I spent my entire Christmas week playing SDV for over 12 hours each day (looks back and is terrified)

[river echo]

like i literally ignore life bc why exist in the real world when you can be a little gay farmer

[slow prairie]

agreed

[main escarp]

Why. Is. That. So. True.

[ebon badge]

My taste in men are okay, I don't want to simp over the next middle age man with a seasonal depression and has traumatic past that makes me want to draw and write them suffering, all the time. It's a change in scenary.

[slow prairie]

do not need to stop playing to eat bc stardew sustains me ☺️ 🙏

[river echo]

i was talking to my psychiatrist abt stardew valley and told her that i was literally a little gay farmer 😔

[main escarp]

Like, Elliott is the only thing that keeps me going tbvh. Seeing his face every morning and giving him a pomegranate and a wittle kiss

[cinder carbon]

I feel personally attacked

[river echo]

Me just kissing Seb everytime I see him

I love my emo boy

[cinder carbon]

Except for the seasonal depression thing, my depression knows no bounds

[ebon badge]

Me when I kiss Alex everytime unless when I overwork myself to bone

🥰

[cobalt hare]

me ignoring my wife and petting my baby

[main escarp]

Seb would totally be my type if he wasn't literally exactly my brother lmao. My younger Bro is an exact 1:1 of Sebastian and it grossed me out 😂

[ebon badge]

I already have a palette of middle age men, like I want something that's like around early 20s

[main escarp]

But that's exactly why he was the first character I had 10 hearts with, because I live in a different country and I missed my brother

[river echo]

is it just me or does alex feel like he's the only like straight bachelor/bachelorette (disregarding the fact you can date him even if your farmer is a male just like he seems like a straight white fratboy)

[ebon badge]

I need a horse though cuz I hate walking around

[abstract delta]

Alex is ick

[haughty wind]

I like destroying my ear drums while fishing

[abstract delta]

Get oneeee

[river echo]

alex looks like he'd call me something mean

[abstract delta]

Cool.

[abstract delta]

He does lnao

[ebon badge]

I was convinced by that one video of Alex is a sexist with internal homophobia

[river echo]

yeah I think he makes a few comments in the game that are a wee bit sexist

[cobalt hare]

Lil darkie bro

[slender kindle]

Why am I not allowed to post in the art section? 😭

[cobalt hare]

Lil dookie on god

[ebon badge]

I'm okay with my choice

[slow prairie]

the reason i gifted him trash like everyday for the first 3 years of my save lmao

[ebon badge]

I think I'll just divorce alex for shane

🥰

[river echo]

Shane doesn't end up being much better 🧍

[slender kindle]

Someone help pls

[ebon badge]

I really dont care tbh, Shane is so me. Spiritually.

[river echo]

an alcoholic

[cinder carbon]

My tea empire continues to grow

[abstract delta]

Owowow

[ebon badge]

I said spiritually

[slender kindle]

Or not whatever

[haughty wind]

I can I eat one of those things

[slender kindle]

Thanks anyways

[copper torrent]

alcohol spirits

[cinder carbon]

@haughty wind the cat?

[haughty wind]

I wanna eat tea spouts

[ebon badge]

Also like savior complex got my back

[river echo]

do you have the 'i can fix him' mindset

[ebon badge]

I can fix him

[cinder carbon]

@haughty wind oh yeah go for it

[river echo]

[haughty wind]

Fun fact: you can’t fix him

[river echo]

man needs therapy not a relationship

[ebon badge]

🧍 I am not having this debate all over again because I have died in many hills with my friends.

One of them was I can fix him

[river echo]

o7 to you on those hills

[cobalt hare]

u need a role

[river echo]

I could write an essay about Shane and his development tbh

[slender kindle]

I figured it out lol dw

[ebon badge]

I'm like, I want to save Shane but at the same time don't want to.

I just love his aftermarriage dialogues though

[cobalt hare]

i wish some characters could die bro imagine george died or shane or something

[river echo]

have you read some of his after marriage dialogues? 🤨

[ebon badge]

YES

I love them

[cobalt hare]

or maru blows her self up on accident that would be so aweosme

[slow prairie]

marnie blows up the microwave finally

[cobalt hare]

lol

[river echo]

He literally talks ||about drinking again ||

Idk how you could like that after marriage dialogue

[copper torrent]

lewis blows up in front of marnie

[ebon badge]

Well, boys will be boys

[cobalt hare]

clint accidentally shoves vincent in furnace that would be nice

[river echo]

shane is a grown ass man with an alcohol dependency lmaoooo

[ebon badge]

😭 ok but like his hair is cool

[slow prairie]

oh boys and their alcoholism just what they do

[haughty wind]

What do with key

[slender kindle]

☠️

[toxic geode]

in the 1.6 update i want pierre's store to get firebombed

[river echo]

the 'he'll grow out of it' mindset fr

[slow prairie]

||play junimo cart that's the only use||

[ebon badge]

He'll definitely not grow out of it

[haughty wind]

[ebon badge]

But it's not like I want to save him lol. He's hot.

[river echo]

he's hot but he's depressed and an alcoholic

[marsh hull]

do you ever beat it

just asking

hehehehe

[haughty wind]

[ebon badge]

That's a fair trade

[abstract delta]

Junimo Kart is rigged

[slow prairie]

i worry for you

[abstract delta]

Lewis wants to make sure no one beats his score

[vapid viper]

[marsh hull]

nah, i beat that old guy 5 times

[river echo]

yee if you think that someone's mental health is balanced out by their attractiveness pls get help /lh

[ebon badge]

😭 I just want to have some better interaction than what I have with Alex

[marsh hull]

more than that actually

[cinder carbon]

All the time

[toxic geode]

who're we talking about? Shane?

[river echo]

yes lmao

[cobalt hare]

shanes not even that bad

[slow prairie]

can u plz do it on my computer lmao

[vernal whale]

????

[cobalt hare]

he just alcoholic and suicidal h

[marsh hull]

if i could- lol

[toxic geode]

Shane's best marriage candidate because he gives you pale ale and his Loved gifts are literally just beer and pizza

[cobalt hare]

u act like hes the devil and insane

[slow prairie]

i suck at the arcade games so baaadd

[river echo]

No one ever said that lmao

[toxic geode]

everyone else bad!!! 👺

[cobalt hare]

u jus did bro

[river echo]

when?

[cobalt hare]

like a minut ago

[ebon badge]

Shane isnt that bad though like I hate everyone else, but like Shane isn't that bad.

[vernal whale]

he wouldnt even be hot tho? the guy would have a massive beer belly and would be unkempt

[river echo]

I neither said he was the devil or insane

[cobalt hare]

im talking to a plant

[ebon badge]

Totally fine with that

[toxic geode]

what is going on

shane drama 🍿

[cobalt hare]

idk im passing time between queue

[river echo]

apparently i said shane was the devil and insane bc he's mentally ill even though i am too so

[vernal whale]

i doubt he showers, and he treats you like sht

[ebon badge]

😭 Everyone treat us like shit

[river echo]

Shane and I'd be depressed buddies fr

[ebon badge]

Except for some but like still

[slow prairie]

i feel like the game just doesnt really decide whether to present his alcoholism seriously or not

like all the cutscenes are like v hard hitting serious issue but then his dialogue is just haha heading to the saloon yaaaay

[river echo]

yeah I feel like they throw it all over the place

[copper torrent]

as if boys take showers regularly 💀

[vernal whale]

bruh lol

[ebon badge]

To be honest, I know how it feels like to be someone like Shane. It's stubborn and feel like helplessness.

[abstract delta]

Shane cannot be fixxed

[dense lintel]

[ebon badge]

But I love Shane so much ^-^

[river echo]

Mental illness is not something that can be fixed though anyways, it's something you have to work on, it doesn't go away not completely

[ebon badge]

He's literally not with those jawline

[cobalt hare]

he does not look like that

[slow prairie]

tbf it is adorable that he best mates w that chicken

[abstract delta]

Okay this is a Shane I could love

[dense lintel]

haley is the best spouse

[slow prairie]

yes

[ebon badge]

No, why does he give off yaoi artstyle lool

[cinder carbon]

Yeah sorry in the real world shane would just abuse your friendship and keep pushing boundaries until you have to harshly cut him out of your life. He would only get better when he wants to.

[slow prairie]

FINALLY SOMEONE ON MY WAVELENGTH

[river echo]

Fighting for my life bc I get emotional about dumb things like a 2d character's mental health and struggle

[cobalt hare]

yea real life im pushing shane off that cliff

[vernal whale]

kind of agreed? she is rude and mean but she has great character development, her heart events are fun to go through

[abstract delta]

LOL

[vernal whale]

but also not my type.

[dense lintel]

[dense lintel]

her heart events are great

[abstract delta]

My favorite is the camera

[calm sandal]

i shall not comment on current development.

[abstract delta]

With the cows

[dense lintel]

oh

[vernal whale]

very true, he's like that in sdv too

[dense lintel]

right

[vernal whale]

krobus tho, best bean

[slow prairie]

marrying krobus ftw

[vernal whale]

yep

[ebon badge]

Yeah, I get that realistically Shane would be such a 1000% struggle to deal with.

I want a roommate and a husband

Why can't we have that?!

[merry fox]

Hai what can you do with diamonds

[cinder carbon]

It gets sugarcoated in game though, like oh I hit rock bottom glad you're here thanks for helping. Doesn't happen that way

[vernal whale]

gift and sell

[merry fox]

other than donating but i wont rn only got 5

[ebon badge]

Why can't my Krobus be the third significant figure

[river echo]

[vernal whale]

yeha its on a lower scale, but he does mention he wants to get better but does nothing about it

[cobalt hare]

why is krobus marryable

roomateable what ever

[river echo]

bc he's cool

[slow prairie]

kicks

[vernal whale]

cuz he needs a friend

[cobalt hare]

so dumb imo i just met him tho

he a loser and looks boring

[river echo]

and some people don't want romantic relationships but want a roommate

[ebon badge]

I love Krobus room

it's so me

[slow prairie]

HOW DARE YOU

[river echo]

krobus deserves all the love in the world

[vernal whale]

if you have a spouse before him and divorce, krobus will take care of the kids to help out

[marsh hull]

don't say that-

[ebon badge]

😭 Krobus is literally afraid of being murdered

[cobalt hare]

ok its a video game just pretend u arent

[river echo]

dadbus

[ebon badge]

he isnt a loser, he is a refuge

[cinder carbon]

Like if you've ever known anyone with substance abuse issues it's hard to deal with even when you love them. If it's someone you barely know, they're gonna effectively push you away well before the sentimental cutscene where they genuinely ask for help

[river echo]

i love my little sewer demon gremlin friend

[cobalt hare]

he sells shit too

[river echo]

one of the first characters i got 10 hearts w tbh

[marsh hull]

stardrop and return scepter?

[cobalt hare]

other than that

[ebon badge]

You're just negative!

[marsh hull]

bruh

[cobalt hare]

im just right

[river echo]

you're just negative

[cobalt hare]

he doesnt even move around bro

he just a statue

[river echo]

just say it how it is deadass

[marsh hull]

he's sensitive with sunlight

[ebon badge]

He's a vampire!

[river echo]

and gosh that's a mood

[cobalt hare]

bros full of excuses

[ebon badge]

What's your excuse?

[river echo]

dylan i genuinely don't think ive heard you say one positive thing about anything

[vernal whale]

also it wouldnt be an attractive trait. dead end job, sht personality, not mentally stable, doesnt work on improvements. nothing. Not saying that any of these qualities are terrible on their own but all together, there are no positive traits

[cobalt hare]

I like building and the babies

[ebon badge]

All the negative in the world brings Dylan joy.

[marsh hull]

i never made krobus as my roommate, but at least he isn't hostile towards you

hmm

[river echo]

krobus protection squad

[vernal whale]

headcanon, dwarf is the one who steals your items

[cinder carbon]

@vernal whale yeah the only people who find that shit attractive are enablers.

[cobalt hare]

probably

[river echo]

dwarf is a little shit but i also love him

[cobalt hare]

dwarf my goat saving all my coal cause hesells bombs

[marsh hull]

yea, he helps you collecting 7 rarecrows

[meager cypress]

What do I do if I forget who I'm supposed to gift for the winter 25th event?

[river echo]

hope for the best

[ebon badge]

I enable Shane’s alcoholism by giving him beer because I’m too cheap for a pizza

[cobalt hare]

check ur mail

[vernal whale]

and hero fanatics (manipulators who want to 'fix' someone so that they fall in love with them and have complete control of their life/abusers)

[river echo]

pixeleon you're spitting facts

[vernal whale]

hot peppers tho? and they can be gold quality

[ebon badge]

Too much work

I literally don’t have the time

[marsh hull]

check your collection tabs, there's a list of mails that you've been read

[meager cypress]

Ah okay thank god

[ebon badge]

I only got sleep and petting my dinosaur in my schedule

[meager cypress]

ugh I got Pierre

What do I give him?

[river echo]

garbage

[marsh hull]

uhm.

[vernal whale]

coal, he doesnt deserve better /hj

[cobalt hare]

calamari is loved

[ebon badge]

Don’t give him anything omg you’re enabling his business

[meager cypress]

Is there any easy liked thing I can get in winter? lol

[cobalt hare]

purple flower

[river echo]

when pierre sells what you sold him for more money 😠

[cobalt hare]

forage idk

[ebon badge]

The audacity of that bastard

Omg just don’t give him anything he doesn’t deserve it!

[river echo]

I don't remember the last time I've bought something from him though tbh

[vernal whale]

do you still have teh golden pumpkin?

[marsh hull]

he says for profit

[haughty wind]

Im gonna say the word

[meager cypress]

Nope

[vernal whale]

wut bout diamond, you can get one of those easily in the caves

[meager cypress]

I do have multiple diamonds

[river echo]

he ain't gonna profit if i don't talk to his shady ass anymore

[meager cypress]

Wasn't sure if he'd like that

[river echo]

he isn't worth a diamond he'd prolly sell it

[cobalt hare]

how is pierre shady\

[vernal whale]

go to floor 70 or 75and just keep resetting that floor.

dont remeber which

[cobalt hare]

i dont get pierre hate he just lik everyone else

[river echo]

Pierre sells what you sell him for a higher price that's why

[cobalt hare]

wym

[vernal whale]

and tells others he grew it himself

[cobalt hare]

like seeds

[vernal whale]

no when you sell ur crops he sells them to teh villagers for higher price and tells them he greww them

[river echo]

^^^

[marsh hull]

yea, that's the main reason why most of people hate him

[cobalt hare]

So

[meager cypress]

Shipping bin is the best :)

[cinder carbon]

Pierre is a capitalist

[cobalt hare]

u sold it to him

he can do whatever

[vernal whale]

and he treats caroline like sht

[cobalt hare]

its not like ur name is on the crops

[river echo]

dylan probably has no idea what capitalism is

[vernal whale]

like why does he need a shop open on the moonlight jelly event?????!?!?!

[cobalt hare]

cap

[ebon badge]

Boring event

[cobalt hare]

stg

[cinder carbon]

No I think dylan understands it perfectly

[vernal whale]

he ignores her at EVERY event

[marsh hull]

the event is just lasts for 2 hours

[meager cypress]

I've gotten over 65 artifiacts and still somehow not all the dwarf scrolls 😭

[marsh hull]

10pm - 12am, lol-

[vernal whale]

ye and he doesnt sell anything important or useful either

[cobalt hare]

So

i be ignoring everyone too at the events

[river echo]

it took me hours to find the 3rd one but the others are p easy! id suggest looking at the wiki

[vernal whale]

legit caroline is sitting next to his stall talking about how romantic the moonlight jelly event is, but pierre has a shop and doesnt pay any attention to her

[meager cypress]

Hm... okay. Is it just going to be grinding enemies and hoping for drops?

[cobalt hare]

yea pierre trying to pay the bills hes the bad guy

[cinder carbon]

You voluntarily exchange goods with Pierre, at which point those goods become his property. What's the issue

[vernal whale]

but putting something good in the luau will give friendship with everyone. dancing with someone will give hearts with that person

[vernal whale]

thats fine, its the fact that he tells others that he grew them in his own garden

scummy

[cobalt hare]

yea i totally lied i always talk to everyone

[river echo]

Drops for the 3rd for sure and I think the others are drops as well but you can hoe for some of them? Don't quote me but I know the 3rd one is drops only

[cobalt hare]

how do u know he didnt

[haughty wind]

Why did I get a bone sword

[vernal whale]

because he doesnt sell crops other than yours

[meager cypress]

Hoe? Where would I do that? Lol

[vernal whale]

u killed a skeleton

[meager cypress]

just anywhere?

[cobalt hare]

im not selling my wood does that mean i dont have any wood?🧐

[haughty wind]

I wanted bones not lethal bone

[vernal whale]

no one is claiming to have bought your wood

[cobalt hare]

u cant prove pierre didnt grow crops

[river echo]

There's a few patches in the mine! I don't remember the level but you can def look it up! People talked abt it def on a reddit post

[vernal whale]

so the day after you sell him ur gold parsnip and evelyn tells you pierre sold her a good quality parsnip that 'he' grew in his garden, is just coincidence almost every time??

[meager cypress]

Oh nice! Thanks!

[cobalt hare]

yes

[river echo]

Pixel I'm p sure they're just a troll at this point and just wants to cause issues

[vernal whale]

"cap" - dylan

[cobalt hare]

im just defending pierre cause he is not bad

[vernal whale]

ye ik lol, kidn of having fun anyways

procrastinating cleaning

[cobalt hare]

im not troll im srs

[vernal whale]

u can have him, ill take caroline

[river echo]

tea

[fossil juniper]

lvl 10 farming, artisan is the move here right

[ebon badge]

You’re srs

[river echo]

Seriously not worth my time lmaoooooo

[cobalt hare]

yes srs

[vernal whale]

keep abigail while ur at it

[cobalt hare]

im going to marry abigail so i can put her in shipping bin

[cinder carbon]

Do you know who built all the chips in your computer/Playstation/xbox? Of course not. That's how capitalism works, when someone "provides value" they get credit. Pierre provides value by being a middleman, an extremely common role in capitalism (connecting producers with consumers). If you have a problem with that, you have a priblem with capitalism, not Pierre

[vernal whale]

she doesnt have any character growth, and has a basic personality

[ebon badge]

Srs waiting for your stardew valley downfall

[river echo]

tldr lmao

[cobalt hare]

its 2 sentences

[river echo]

im on my phone so it looks like a paragraph

[vernal whale]

he can sell myu crops at a higher price, but lying to consumers about where the product comes from is fraud

...

[cobalt hare]

still 2 sentences

[ebon badge]

TLDR

[river echo]

also tldr because i frankly don't care enough to read it

[cobalt hare]

he won

[ebon badge]

I won at what cause

[meager cypress]

What's the absolute best spring crop?

[river echo]

Idk what he won but I'm ignoring you anyways

[vernal whale]

strawberries

[cobalt hare]

straw berry or bluebery i think

[river echo]

If you can get strawberries go for it!

[meager cypress]

Right but before then

[ebon badge]

I won the world

[vernal whale]

rhubarb

[meager cypress]

Before the egg festival I mean

Really?

Interesting

[ebon badge]

How many more traveling cart before I can get a truffle?

[abstract delta]

It's random

[cobalt hare]

just get pig

[abstract delta]

Jus buy a pig

[river echo]

Yeah, it sucks but it's luck of the draw

[cinder carbon]

He is under no obligation to be honest about his sources. Good luck at the supermarket if you think otherwise. Again, your issue is with capitalism, not pierre himself. Would you like him to be regulated? Congratulations, that is the first step toward controlling capitalism

[cobalt hare]

pays itself off in a week

[ebon badge]

How long will that take me

[abstract delta]

To buy a pig?

[river echo]

Benny literally calm tf down

[abstract delta]

Like 30 seconds

[ebon badge]

UGH, THATS LITERALLY SO MUCH WORK

[abstract delta]

Lazzeee

[river echo]

Pigs are also expensive and you need a more upgraded barn

[cobalt hare]

Stardew players when they have to play the game

[ebon badge]

I need to upgrade it three times

[abstract delta]

yuh

[ebon badge]

Which is literally the definition of torture

[cobalt hare]

hes not even mad u just lost

[meager cypress]

You can upload your save file to the stardew predictor if you're on PC to just know when and if the traveling cart will sell a truffle

[abstract delta]

Benefits come with it tho you don't just get pig

[vernal whale]

right but we're talking about liking or disliking pierre. so what you just said proves my point. Im not gonna respect a liar/dishonesty

[ebon badge]

I’m on iOS

[abstract delta]

L

[meager cypress]

Oof.

[ebon badge]

Shut up that’s literally so right of you to react.

[meager cypress]

Luckily I have pigs for next year

[cobalt hare]

he lied about my shitty parsnip 😢😭

[river echo]

literally stop talking to me, i wasn't even talking to you or referencing you

[abstract delta]

I have three pigs

They are fat

[meager cypress]

Lol

[ebon badge]

I got the money to upgrade to lvl3 but I honestly don’t want to walk

[river echo]

All the farm animals are cute and then the pigs look ready to be roasted

[cobalt hare]

i think u forgot u in a public server

[abstract delta]

It's literally a 30 second walk my guy

[ebon badge]

How long does it take from me to walk to robin’s house

[abstract delta]

Fr son sob

[ebon badge]

😭 can it be shorter pls

[abstract delta]

They look so old and wrinkly

[cobalt hare]

Bro is actually the laziest person ever

😭

[abstract delta]

Even tho they babies

[ebon badge]

No I’m not

[cinder carbon]

@vernal whale that's fine, hate the player, not the game, if that makes you happy

[vernal whale]

farm animals are cute but kind of useless. better to use the space for other things imo

[ebon badge]

I’m just unmotivated to literally do anything

[abstract delta]

No he's not su

[cobalt hare]

Then why r u playing

[ebon badge]

So I can have Dino pets

[cobalt hare]

im going to the gym but im too lazy to pick up any weights

[ebon badge]

I atleast walked

[abstract delta]

Treadmill

[abstract delta]

Dinos fire

[meager cypress]

I just made 22 quality sprinklers, If my math is right, that's 176 crops watered for free. If I want all of them to be potatoes, that's only 8,800g. That doesn't seem right. Can anyone check my math? (Potatoes are 50g per seed according to the wiki)

[vernal whale]

dont tread lightly tho /j

[abstract delta]

I have a whole coop of them

[cobalt hare]

8x22 then x50 bro