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is not efficient to piss so often so hold them and piss in one go instead
better to piss in the sink than to sink in the piss as the saying goes
real
wow i dont relate to a single thing said in the past 30 minutes
maybe i am out of place
i used to piss in the sink
me peing in the floor drain in the restroom
only when i was drink
sounds like a you problem
I am NOT sitting down to piss where there is a chance some lump of a woman with haemorrhoids and who knows what infections has just been.
yeah, try your best
This chat is the amalgamation of the most random bs i've seen on any discord server ever
sitting down? skill issue

I don’t want to wake up and see my fanny has turned blue.
otag
idk
Do I have a fucking choice. 😭
eve is busy being lost
must be an occupying activity
go inhale dry ice
id like a snake
i can only make a poodle youre getting a poodle
not a worm?
You don't want to make him a balloon animal
no too hard
i am a clown
can i pinch your nose
Snakes are awesome ngl.
no that hurts
Is this a reference to a certain dnd campaign character or am i just delusional
would you still hate me if i was a worm
Shame everyone is afraid of them.
you squeeze my finger ill pinch your nose
what the fuck are you talking about twin
do americans really talk to the store clerks when they buy food and say shit like "have a great day maam" or is that a myth i see in movies
Yeah I'm just delusional nevermind
can i pull it instead
would be funny
I would pour salt on you and watch you wither away.
of course but that will lead to something new and surprising
only cowards would harm an animal
humans are animals
then why do we taste so shit
Except it is implied this animal is @stone meadow who has been transformed into a worm, and as such is deserving of such a fate.
you must be cooking them wrong
what i miss
peanor
Humans taste like pork btw
wrong
miss deez nuts in your face lmao gottem
youve tasted humans? and also shit? otherwise how can you compare them
you know what the best tasting meat is? its grass fed
you know who isnt grass fed
humans
a vegan 🤔

Isn't our meat similar to something like pork meat?
id be horrible cooking, id taste funny
Oh awesome, again, I think snakes are pretty cool, but I know their food is stinky and their poop is even worse and I have unfortunately been blessed with a very sensitive nose.
we are full of the most toxic fucking things imaginable, preservatings just awful awful shit bro think about all the stuff you eat in ur life
ba dum tiss
corn fed is close enuf 🦅
thats going into your meat
your muscles
etc
humans taste INCREDIBLY acidic almost painfully so
u are what u eat...
Goodluck trying to stomach that
you wont uncover the wonders of the world if you cower under the covers of your sensitive nose
Can't wait for stomach cancer from overdosing on protein shakes
echo prolly taste like kebob
I love to have my steak with a touch of plastic aftertaste, mmmm
colon cancer from not enough fiber and too much protein
I think I’ll pursue a career as a wine taster or food critic instead.
trust me when i say humans do not taste good or even smell good when cooking
where leon with the new papers

your body knows that smell instinctively
you're enough of a trust fund kid to think thats a career
I mean predators in general don’t taste good aside from fish.
having actually smelt dead corpses i can assure you its a smell thats not comparable to anything on this planet
its like acid and piss
Why... Where?
If you call me out like that again I will do absolutely nothing and go cry in a corner.
i live in apartment buiilding people reguarly die here and dont get found for months

2 britishoids
i can quite literally smell when someone has died within 3-4 days or less
chat is doomed
Oh. Fair enough
British off
3 britishoids
its a smell you do not forget
including echo
genchat briish sesh
does it keep rent down
I'm not British
you live there tho
Doesn't make me British
Why don’t you have some beans on toast with us.
Some bangers and mash perhaps.
hes briish
you sound british
im a man of the mystery
i just dont exist apparently
Wait what, amazing.
its alright im used to it yknow being a lesbian and all
bro you insult me
You're probably more British than me
what
I'm hungry amd haven't eaten anything yet this morning, don't taunt me with beans on toast
you're a britishoid
did i stutter
first they come for the briish but i did not speak out bcs im not briish
well you certainly sound a lot more british than i do
but frogski is a mod he cant count
yeah
he's not allowed to be apart of the games anymore 
1 2 4 5 10
you get to watch from the window
Istg I am I the only woman online who isn’t lesbian, why are you creatures everywhere.
I'll put on a slight german accent next time 😔
?
mein gott
bruh
du ist deutscher
Bist
My bad ill just dissapear
echo are you swiss
mr bist
Yes fart
Depends which part of Switzerland
No, please, we need more people here that seem somewhat sane.
🤔 liechtenstein
Dont think its polite to call people creatures over their attraction
im the sanest person here
What about Lichtenstein
chat talks about ulcers and cysts and nobody bats an eye, but when i talk about dongs suddently everybody loses their minds
“I’m the only normal woman online look at me”
lich deez nuts
Hm? I don’t see the offence in that?
lmao gottem
please get over yourself Kipper .v.
lichtenstein like kcd2
So real, it’s just a swiss puppet state.

oooo oooo san marino oooo oooo
you fucking creature
you dont see the offence in calling people creatures?
You fr?
monaco city ooooo o
We're going to monaco
Not when the context it is phrased in is clearly not ment to offend. Unless I am missing something.
I was about to say that.
Its fine you can call me whatever you want it wont change the fact my monthly income is more than some peoples yearly
fuck monaco
But the racing is nice.
why does it exist
so true bro
france should annex it
its a corpo tax haven
moni mentioned 
france shall annex the world
Good on you. Can i have some money please? I need to make it to next month.
all will be french
france already tried this
did they
ask western africa how its going
im not a history person
you think i bought my house by giving money away, sorry friend i sold my fucking soul
Aslong as the racing stays then I have no issue with that.
But knowing the French they will ruin everything.
dude most of western and central europe is influenced by the french, let alone their colonisation of africa
this was "clearly not meant to offend" how
and ill sell my kidney
3 more hrs... 
steamhappy
It's joever for zozo
if you give me your kidney i swear to god bagman im just gonna fucking eat it
not so clear to me
ive made a blunder
wow
i took an early shift tmrw
ij did not read this right
sure pal sure
To whom did you sell your soul? If it's a demon, which one? Do they give good % on that? Do you have to sell your entire soul or does like 1/4 work?
yeah they went further east too, their military was pretty intimidating but birdwrap knows more than me
You will? My sweet summer child I have already booked you a ticket to the Hong Kong organ markets so I can by myself another Aston Martin. ❤️
took a double today to get 2 off days in a row <3 being a capitalist slave is great for the little moments
i sold my soul to the chinese building industry becuase it pays 3x what the UK industry does
france should be smashed into a thousand little pieces

nooo
where can i sell my soul for 20 grand
Everywhere pays 3x what the uk does 
Hong kong does not have organ markets its illegal there as it is everywhere else
napoleonic era fascinates me so much
mainland china does though

i aint selling my soul for under 70k i know my worth
haha
it is interesting
intersting
70k is asking too much above the market price
Bummer, back on WebJet I go then.
place is perpetually grey, just the vibe of the uk is depressing
napoleon fumbled so hard with russia but really there's nothing else he couldve done really
Austerity innit
look pal this is a top of the market soul we're talkin about here
Guess i know where i'm going next. Just gotta learn the language. Do they value low tier computer science folk?
nah nah nah u wouldnt fill a lesser soul gem
russia burnt down their capital before napoleon went into it, doesnt look like to me they wouldve even began to think of surrendering to the french
even russians underestimated finnish geography

sadly no tech industry is impossible to break into in china unless ur just exploiting systems
lol
im only so sought after because im a geological surveyor and topologist
Aw dang it. Guess i'm staying broke then
same thing with the germans too, even if moscow fell i highly doubt the USSR wouldve surrendered
im the person they hire when they want actual buildings to stay up rather than collapse under the weight of a light breeze
frogski noooooo
p word
Look away frogski
im a dishwasher but thats neat
its military history
yeah frogski close your eyes rq
sad emote
history can be p word
bru
i care
l-o-s-e-r
im paid to care
care about deez nuts in your face bro
banned
side tangent I fucking hate it when people say like "I love history so much!!!!!!" yet they really only know about WW2
real
and dont even bother looking into different historical periods
history is boring and for shit faces
wrong
i love it
errr
huh
wrong!
odd opinion
not my fault you guys are all self confiding and reflecting damn
simply stop giving a shit
im sorry we're sincere
try not
history channel taught me that aliens mind controlled the ancient egyptians and gave them half life gravity guns to build the pyramids
it was on tv so its true
fun fact the grand duchy of lithuania once held moscow
thats not very fun
im not sure why this era became the focal point for so many "historybros"
im not having fun with that fact
in the timeline of recorded and speculated history theres so much other shit
Because all the great frontiers have been explored and instead of dealing in what ifs we have to deal in true
Because it was recent and quite important in the formation of the modern world? Idk
Kinda makes sense
i cant be the great man i always wanted to be so its best to pine over my ancestor who was
cold war:
cold war, vietnam war, korean war?
because fuck if im gonna make an impact on this world
thousand other proxies in the cold war:
space race?
Those who dont learn their history are doomed to repeat it
shoutout space race
fr
gotta be my favourite sidequest of the cold war
Fair enough. I'm not a history buff to know enough about all of these
fuck YESSSS im so ready for the great wall of china 2
ahahah true bro
here me out fellas, what if we did a pissing contest but with rockets instead of missiles
gotta love a pointless project
i loved it when apollo 11 happened and everyone was kinda like "...well the fuck do we do now?"
the imperial road
multiple generations of people working on a wall that wasnt even useful
But at least theres jobs i guess
Hell yeah caves of qud
didnt expect this much fries 
sat on burger
Why does the burger look depressed
it prolly was
i like shishas
im off to game zomboid further
gl man
got a decent start anyways

its energy wasted on me
hop on coq
Indeed, what a sad fate
in kyrgystan the night out ususlly starts with a shisha bar
there are hookah parlours here as well
I barely know how to play the game without constantly dying to random alligators on my way to quests
I dont even like tobacco normally
alligators bruh
you dont do quests
vro hop on quasi
and you get a long range spell
like fireball
ez
travel through the world slowly and youll level up so you can do quests
sorry man im sitting with other people
doing things
waiting for food
What do i do before that, just kill whatever angry creature comes my way to farm xp?
im at work filing reports
Also i once got beaten to death with rocks by like 4 chimps, it was an experience
if you have a long range spell, yeah keep distance and kite them so you can kill them off
yeah zigzag
I tried
I know i'm washed at the game 😭
I did do that
goddamn bro
yeah man you need to think tactically
I need to qit qud
real
I went to a halloween party in my community, and one of the kids (like 7 years old) that won a costume competition literally said
"I want to kill myself"

kids learn so quick
long range spell, spec into strength+int+toughness, keep close to joppa
They grow up so fast 😔
Probably not a lot of growing for this one tho
Thanks
Also, you may find this very immature but i don't care
Joppa literally means ass in russian
Who calls their settlement ass
lol ass
жопа
Ха-ха, жопа
dont think its the same as joppa
Sounds the same
thats джоппа
One extra p changes nothing
No
new home secured
that goes against my programming
a discord user being happy is something that I do not condone
should probably kick out the old residents
stinkin up the place
Sigh fine. I guess i'll just go and be sad forever. Because i'm not allowed to pronounce joppa the funny way.
Good
Im glad you learned
thats a perfectly normal size for an arrow
toothpick
anybody would be happy with that size
Can't have shit in the zone
thats why freedom better
erm i patented fun
I patented toilets
did you finish butter story reading yet
chillinh
nopes
otag
I'm feeling kinda zaku
How zaku?
A whole zeon
Whoa
Zaku zaki it's all good
i broke it off its base earlier cos its not the greatest of designs for being handled
ospec is flintstone ubberspray is the shaddowless relm for hackers ospec is a set up buy the feds to collect hackers info and in ospec the shaddows have shaddows watching them so be catful ospec users
but test cube complete ☑️ working on solutions for making the resin properly transparent
me too buddy
what the fuck is sensory training
we get so many chinese tourists in cambridge and they are always so shocked when i speak chinese back to them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hhKWA1Clug i love watching brits play rlcraft
this shi hard
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Average day in the secret lab pre-apocalypse
happy birthday to gta san andreas
happy birthday to a seemless open world game that managed to load in real time without any loading screens on 32mb of ram
meanwhile i cant get my phone to load up tetris
Now look at GTA V online
Loading screen, loading screen etc
I mean it used to be even worse in the legacy version
only slot machines have no loading screen 🫂
Hello 👋
honestly
my running theory is that B42 may not take as long as B41 did to go stable
not in like an "oh they should just rush it" way i mean it as an "i don't know shit about game design and am saying this based on assumption that the newer features won't take as long as what B41 changed despite how big they are"
of course this could also just mean i'm really stupid and, again, working off pure assumption because i don't know anything about what difficulties they face(d) on either build during unstable

my theory is that we can make a homonculus if we try hard enough
that's what i'm saying
i'm just like this gif
and i'm like "B41 overhauled an everliving shit ton of systems and was where the 3D aspect was introduced and they were still learning to transition"
it's one of those newfangled gifs that's 2 frames of the same image because discord exists
get with the times, gramps
chat, is it pronounced “jiff” or “giff” 🤔

they do, you just don't see them get turned on and off
same with arcade machines
i say jeiff
i scream until the gif stops moving
there u go
i gotta go claim my rank 1 spot back in that other server
so i need lvl 5 to send images?
okaay
yes
5 or 10 actually
whichever one was the hammer
...5
plunger, sledge, katana, spiffo
...right?
5 is plunger
i'm soooo close to veteran!
This psp holy Grail just surfaced
It's the akb48 idol PSP Japanese exclusive
It came with 48 backplates one for each idol member in the group
https://jp.mercari.com/search?keyword=キスマークバッテリーカバー AKB48 you can view them all here
how long we waiting for the new build to drop
i cant believe i lived long enough to see history repeat itself
very nice but check this loser out
!!
ur catching up to me... i will have to take you out when you least expect it
speaking of sidequests thats why the whole reason i dont like todd howard games
i start game i get 30+ quests
i quit
classic rpg start
clanker
im cursed to finish max combat on runescape
then once im free my wife promised to carry me throuhg all guild wars 2 content
shes GWAMM
i played that gaem do you want my thoughts
no u have not
Moopy doesn't play games
What'd you think of that one
didnt like it
hello echo friend
Ello raph
i think the first thing i did in outer worlds
was kill everyone in the first town because the mayor looked at me funny and i was still able to complete the quest because they put in the effort to let that happen
Sporfo friend
light fren!
its rare if a game gets past 1-3 hours unless it's a live service or gacha game
alot of gachas have exceeded 6000 hours on my end
speaking of gacha i should play genshin again
Aren't most gachas just slop and copies of one another
They all seem to blur into one
the current one im playing is slay the spire but gacha
play czn look at this body horror gore
Butter dog
Butter dog
Orange juice and purple dirty sprite 🗣️
Lean 
Nice, I can't attach images here :/
Braincell killing juice
Builder is too weak, pls buff
Pretty much there
Ye
fell asleep to some random youtube video
woke up to "cozy cabin ambience - fireplace rain and thunder" - a 10 hour video with no ads or music
Don't u just hate it when that happens
did youtube just tuck me into bed?
Don't you hate it when you want to get to wishgranter and some voice appears in your head
If i ever fall asleep with youtube on it ends up playing a video essay about game lore or smth
wish granter gives me rocks when i ask for riches
Like dam
Scam alert
bon appetit
The beatles were in the visions
Strelok saying he wants to be rich when having enough money to buy every gun and armor he wants
I just realized that
Mf is just plain greedy
I'd leave after stocking up a ton of gear to sell
That stuff can't be cheap and you could easily make massive amounts of cash
The only question is surviving
So many places to search but it's extremely dangerous makes sense why most people don't see the value in prospecting
hello i am stuck on a black screen when i start the game, cursor changes but nothing works
i updated graphics driver and restarted pc nothing
do alternate start when you launch
🦐 i guess verify file integrity, disable all mods, and if still problem #1019767076094758924
big incelcore chud tank and its little chudling
ew wtf
10/10 baddie
what even is this game lmao
is this aura?
mein glob 
cute creatura dead
That's just me
anton chigurh did not kill anyone
Is this aura?
i just did a pile of work (for my job) that I've been putting off all week
it took me like an hour and 20 minutes
and now i'm more stressed out than I was after my calculus final lol
cocoa butter kisses level of aura
I would kiss him
greece vs grease
greasy greece
is this what traffic in cities is like
i liked the old ui more
why is he flipping pages to read one sentence
he is tupid
will tennyson 
Echo
52.5 today
I almost died on the 10th

is their a self-promote channel btw?
Probably
bummers
Limbus company with anime girls
And library of ruina sprinkled in
does anyone have any endgame goals i can add to my list for my pz playthrough im about to do
Turn the game i to a wasteland by killing everyone
Take back your world
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huh neat
francais pour jouer en survivaliste un peu rp sans mods ?
Nice accent bro. You got it so well
🙏
Ta mere
nous parlons anglaise seulement
🔥
this mightve been the first time I used my french skills in 4 years
and even then it mightve been wrong
Nah I think it was correct
perchance
quite possibly
Anglais*
You Lil nerd
how typical of a french person to get mad at someone speaking french
Should I study
hello I'm new here. been playing pz for about a month or more. I'm looking for friends to hop on the game with. lmk if anyone's down!
ty:)
This is violent
ugh.. i need to stop defaulting to "man i really should just vanish" after every social interaction
social interaction is easy
people probably dont give as much a shit as i think they do
just have self esteem
yup, just remember its just a few words being said
i think i start to overthink things when its a person im gonna see repeatedly
oh my
classmate/bus person/family..
bus person?
people of the bus
the dwellers of bus
i take daily so i see same people
ancient civilization
like a school bus?
aw damn
gup :(
blue bus.
How do you see the same people huh
head busta
aliens built the bass shop pyramid
I take the same train every morning but I don't recocnize the people
i do not gamble
maybe i dont have it as much because i have no support pillars to fall on
hmm
people have schedules to commute
shut up gurt
just make it exist like i do
it happens
I do too
stupid cat
yeah if kindness solves so much why is everything so fucked up
I hope you lose your runscape account
people exploit your kindess and suck you dry
humans stink
theyve been trying for 20 years
mmph...
this is ZZZ?
although having support is nice, you'll get nowhere relying on external resources. you have to look within yourself for the help and support you need cause no one truly knows you better than yourself. once you're in touch with that you can connect with people who will be that support
I dont like this side of hana
Yeah
People when they're sleeping be like:
who the hell is hana
haha easier said then done, its like a progress bar that will increase over the years
probably someone unimportant
another vet old timer
Hi linux is making a timeshift momentary save so I'm on my phone but I came here to say I'm from the year 2783 to say that the game is nearly finished, only minor game breaking bugs left to fix and we'll be able to release
Npcs yet?
@unreal bane
@neat moat
my bad hana I had to win an online argument
who
@half kettle
Not yet
@neat moat
maybe the 31st century then
hey why do my lungs start burning when i run out of breath
its very ouch and uncomfortable
I know it's easier said than done but that's the true reality of the situation and every person has to come to that realization and take action in their own way and at their own time. the goal is not meant to be instantaneous but that's the reason we wake up every day, it's another chance to take the next step. it just depends on yourself and if you're willing to accept the journey. I hope you're doing good though.
You're cold
you're infected
its inflamation of the lungs
thats just what it feels like
then they would die because they are not insulated properly
and youd get pnemonia
enjoy
I did that last week. but I think the Mexican cross the street just stole my kidney
hmm
the thinker
the stinker
hmm
yeah she stinks
word
👍
sure
getting there..
its been a year bro
im not a yappatron
this is fair
I'm almost out of plunger🥹
also katanas are goated
not falling for that agaib
i asked to be reset so i could start from rank 1 again to prove a point
don't you have work or something bruh
Ive literally not been here for an entire year
gaslighting
look at my join date
You kept you rank bruh bcus there is no way😭
Oh I can't send polls
what was keeping the gate
the back rooms
how you get out
right click leave

she thinks she's left but this is all another room
i had, a dream where i woke up in the sea.
big gas
did you compass get swallowed by the sea
gas mentioned
incredible gassy
did you drown from exhaustion
cool
ill take my gas 2 go
everything is so gassy
I hope so
im a sham, i havent played limbus.
tout est gassy
you wont BELIEVE this gassyness!
i cant makee a witty remakr
gastastic
they don't let no one be witty n whimsical nowadays
what a hero
my favorite mili song is RTRT
this server needs a hero
this server needs to attend their scheduled AA meetings
you aint the hero bro stop lyin😭 ✌️
im literally big boss
oh shi are you really
my bad boss
u actin a clown
can I be your goon
Youll have to ask my fanclub manager
hiii evelyn
hello hii
hi Evelyn I'm Evelyn as well btw
no way that's epic
osrs what is that
boomer mmo
👍
thats dracula
would you rather have a pizza or a burger right now
id rather have a comfortable Gaming set
im seated on a dinky plastic chair
and the slowest laptop known to man
id rather have a friend to play fighting games with
that's not actually a pizza or a burger
That's not actually a pizza or a burger either
microplastics lowk scary
i heard if i eat glass it cancels out the microplastics
try that yeah
report back when you're done
i rather have 2 instead of 1
2 what
Ryu
man fuck you too
thats joe higashi from KOF
that guy looks like ryu
Nobody knows that bum
yeah cuz u too busy hatin rather than hustlin
man shut up gurt
boowhomp
General chat reminder that duck boats would be a great addition

Hey buddy you missed #1162438206516645948 #streams_n_videos #mod_development #pzwiki_editing #creativity #paws to spam
test3
It’s not spam when it comes to duck boats🙏
🦆

Sorry but no can do
I don't wanna see a guy's ass on my screen bro
I guess you learn something new everyday but still I don’t think I would want to see his ass but I support your detcation nonetheless🙏
test
my bad g 
Shii i didnt study
test
test
test
test
I'm testing it ohh I'm testing it
test
shut up
test boat
And they say I spam as They proced to sent test over and over😔
I'm so tired
also potemkin overhead is peak
I can't get timeshift to work normally
Keeps freezing the entire system
Duck boat
It isn't spam if it's isolated, infrequent and duck boats
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big moopy fan
Definitely
Understand now
Can I slip duckboat
Knowledge into my message to
Better help people understand
Of why they
Atleast try to understand
That it’s a good cause
you haven't heard danish
that shit sounds like you're drunk
ek boom waa
whats up boss
my beloved son
you're the manager?
yooo sick flip




