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Yep. You know those fake ads for mobile games?
The games are made AFTER an ad gets popular. So they aren't a "fake ad" after a while.
And Some of the numbers are insane. If 20 million people download the ap based on the fake ad, then 2% play the actual game. That's 40,000 players. Since they are all pay to win, of those 40,000 2% will spend over $1,000.
That's $800,000 for a dumb ass, turn based, base building game.
And 20 million downloads are the small ones. Most of the fake ad games pull in over 3 million in sales.
Long story longer: Money means fake mobile games, gatcha games and Fortnite will never go away
I used to handle fraud for v-bucks in a single company. I was on a team of 40 people. In one year I refunded over 5 million dollars.
That's fraud that was REPORTED. 90% of fraud is NEVER reported. So my 5 million, as 1/40th of the fraud team?
math: 200 million in fraud for V-Bucks across the entire team. For one year. And that is 10% of the actual v-buck fraud. Just for my ONE team of 40 people, in ONE company.
V-Buck fraud is literally in the billions
god bless fortnite, destroying families before capitalism could even dream of doing it
@dawn jewel Thank you
she's real to me!
That was such a good movie omg
SHE’S REAL TO ME!!!
I had to deny a woman a refund of $50K cause I already refunded her $50K 2 weeks prior.
Her 9 year old son spent her entire bank account on v-bucks. And you can only get a refund ONCE. 2nd time? You eat it
Joi loved him. That’s part of the point of the film/story
yeah if it happens the second time you have bigger issues at that point, who gives a kid unrestricted access to all your money

Roxy post ranma
NOW
Fraud departments lock accounts, ban the epic games account, and issue a new credit card. AND we set up parental controls for the gaming console.
So 2nd time = the parent’s fault. They then have to contact their bank and RedStar (the feds) to get their money back
I need 23 people to join my server, anyone interested? Super hard server
Only ranma I got on my phone is this one
gen chat's dead atm
I need 4 people to join mine
God I feel like it’s so hard to get people to join your server 😆
it really is.
I'm usually happy with just 1
just download 150 mods to join
@dawn jewel Thank you
x d
exactly
I have 2 hahah
YEYYYYYYYY
Imagine playing multiplayer
happy happy happy!!
yeah as a kid i used to ask permission to buy anything, i couldnt imagine getting on a game and blowing 50 grand for fun
But it’s such a hard server ha
@dawn jewel Thank you
of ultimate destiny
👴
?
Roxy gave you an open invite to my server
My last server ran 3 1/2 game years
how do u grap a corpse out of a car??
The companies know what they are doing too. Is why even inside a console shop, you can one-click buy content.
Makes it more than 500 times likely of an impulse buy if card info is saved
bet it pays better than retail
I think you can drag them from seat inventory to floor inventory
i cant take it out cus hes in driver seat
ah eto... ehhhh
Press v by car and click open door, you'll have access to seat inventory outside of car
@dawn jewel thank you
ohh thanks a lot
Np bro glad to help

What is in the list
Or what does it encompass
@dawn jewel Thank you
BOUGIE WONDERLAAAAND
@neat moat thank you

The ultimate list of the past, present, and future
@chrome jetty thank you
THE LIST
Does it encompass everything? Like from potential future medical practices to pre Bronze Age tools?
Or what is it in correlation to
@dawn jewel Thank you
How is everyone tonight 🙂
That actually scared me LOL
LMFAO only for my life
@chrome jetty thank you
This is after surviving a year. Roxy earned her party time
wush wush
Wush wush is her fav song. That and when she dances the robot
WAAAA
WAAA
fish hed
Oh shit, that’s cool
@dawn jewel Thank you
YIPPEEE
Lol oh x)
Thank you❤️
merry, more like
berry b benson
My server is called “cute but deadly” cause lotta cute stuff, but also a lot of hard features and mods
What is “brain rot”?
U know me well enough to know the question is not a question. It’s a precursor
Thats my life in a nutshell😼
roxy likes this
They revamped it after the creator died
Going against his wishes on a lot of things actually
wtf
Even her 100% full body armor is cute
Kekekek
Yeah it was pretty fucked
I loved spongebob bro
I like to classify spongebob into three eras
the infamous toenail scene
🙁
I'm so thankful I wasn't around for the 3rd arc
Yeah it makes me dead inside
My fav spongebob is with the swarms of jellyfish that sound like bee’s
I saw a clip and i wanted to rip my skin off
Me when i’m following @chrome jetty
Are the rumors about the creator being bi or gay bc of the context of certain scenes true?
And why were certain parts super vulgar and shocking lol
Actually don’t know that and i will look it up
Just for the lols?
oh no the creator is queer?
What will I do nooo
My grandpa who passed away was gay and he was everyone's favorite person incuding mine (rip)
???
Lol makes sense
tru
youre an obscure fact
your face isnt very merry
Your pfp makes me think of Final Fantasy Tactics for some reason
I know words are hard :(
its Zelda with an apple on their head
is that you in your pfp
Yes I was trying hyperbaric oxygen therapy for suspected Lyme Disease
Its botw
I like limes
able
Orng
Motivational Roxy Sez: YOU CAN DO THE THING!
able
Orng
able
btw hru Dave
Ornapple
apples are basically oranges
we got zomboid e girls before B42 multiplayer
bruh
Just finished setting up the church stuff. My dad’s viewing is in the Morning.
Doing okay for the most part
Project e girl has been around for years
Huh
Yeah.
I opened my star Wars B-Wing from 2001 today in honor of my dad
What i do
how can she be an egirl when the ethernet wasnt a thing
e lectricity
@dawn jewel Thank you
lowkey looks like if it would be something from vrchat
also damn theres a lot of SEAF crew
FOR SUPER EARTH
Yeah 1993 she’d just be the hottest girl in Kentucky 😂
The year I was born mentioned
oof
Am boomer
I could never play zomboid with above like 10 mods
Oh this is PG rated. The worse stuff I don’t download.
I am Jane Helldiver
200 of the mods I used in b41 are now base game content in B42.
So mods or no mods is as subective as any sandbox setting
rimworld does that a lot, implement good mods in vanilla
Sitting down properly required a mod in b41.
I've yet to see john zomboid take a proper poop on the throne
Honestly, tons of mods were just little tweaks.
My first mod was pancake syrup. It was not until LATE into B41 that you could put pancake syrup on pancakes
I doubt that will be base game. I use lifestyles mod for that
what does this mean
I dunno
lmao
It's very @pale berry though
Lifestyles is cute/sims like for bathroom usage. Not overdone and it has sandbox settings.
Roxy clogged a toilet once and it played a trumpet sound 😂
did you just ping yourself
Roxy sometimes pings @bronze moat for some reason
@vague dome swears high and low isn't cheating
Also: @vague dome accidentally streams a folder with a file called unknownZomboidcheater.exe
yeah sexual stuff in zomboid would be weird to say the least
in pz we only allow gore and brutal murders, nothing like that awful stuff
I wish I can have a trait in project zomboid called gassy. You fart and the zombies can hear it.
yea i love guts and murder that sounds fun
you fart for speed boost bozo
Double edge sword
I should also be allowed to poop and pee on the game
Me when
I
@chrome jetty thank you
im so sure there is mods for it
like 100% sure level
I want it where if I drink a lot or eat a lot I poop and pee a lot
A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON
now you're stuck with it
i want if i eat beans i start faring all the time
and people get nauseous moodle
Lactose intolerance trait
I want a mental illness trait I hallucinate
Especially female zombies
now thats a lil freaky
Shouldn’t be looking at me like that it scares me
She can’t have it I’m pure
Who gotta good sandbox settings
i mean they are sandbox for a reason yk
its for personal desires
Ik but I jus don’t feel like using my own for rn 😂
that's how you get stuck with the beacon forever
idk mine are like
2 hour day cycle
no zombie respawn
a bit more ammo spawn
thats about it tbh (i also have many mods but thats another story)
whats the beacon
the worst item in Skyrim
oh
well thats a lil unrelated to zomboid now is it
hi guys
certainly is, however we are in #general_chat
pz stuff is in #pz_b42_chat
B42 MP never?
despair
Me
@chrome jetty thank you
Thank you
AHAHAHAHAHA
Thank you
Shit meme
Leave server
clamida
you didnt spell it right
Sean
No
Shit the fuck up Sean
No
Chat can I beat this kid?
its big
acceleration is a bitch
Sean do you know how brain trauma works
me comming home from work and I see my dog
Human evolve only thru conflicts
You don’t have a dog you are a lizard
Remember Kingdom Hearts?
i hate that this comes from the army of darkness poster
it goes so hard
Ok
Anyone see anything?
i forwarded everything to #pz_b42_chat
ello chat
!bugreport
Your report on Discord might end up being lost to the void. Please report bugs on our forums or Steam:
https://theindiestone.com/forums/index.php?/forum/85-bug-reports/
The Tyrannosaurus rex, also known as the "king of the tyrant lizards," was an undeniably awesome dinosaur that reigned during the Late Cretaceous period. This apex predator boasted a massive skull and powerful jaws
where we pondering today
late crustacean period

the urge to play bannerlord is coming back
theres an elder scrolls total conversion mod coming soon for bannerlod
and now theres this
bannerlord
looks cool but i dunno anything about game of thrones
got is just weak fantasy and sex
indeed
only 5 more years til its publicly ready

bot lobbies with bot citizens
i do actually wish to play bannerlord again
the blood of conquerors run in my veins

when it has friend coop ready, or a single finshed overhaul mod wake me up
its been done in warband
nuthin ever happens in bannerlord
bannerlord is practically shovelware at this rate 
Im drunk and I must rizz
where rizz
and rant
the modders saved warband originally with the reputation system they can do it again
In my car, if you just became my passenger princess
Think of all the free food you'd get
when multiplayer
when i gib the signal
Where do u want food from
from the food store
right here right now just need your address
and PVP is always on

rare specimen
that is cgi
To the Cantina!

taking a shit in a public toilet and hearing another man pissing out of his ass is one of the truest moments of raw solidarity we have
this is a real stunt by professional
bro is floating
Real as fuck. We dont even agree but true.
real and true
reminds me of the the time i had a random encounter with a battleshit sesh
Like we agree on nothing, but if we shittin, its a group fight. I will pass the tp.
hate public toilets man
same brother, pve with the skibidi

good lord its been a while
entering a public toilet is like being dragged into a fight cause you accidentally triggered a mob
you gotta do what you gotta do
whoever wrote public toilet random encounter scripts need to get fired
man, I wish we didn't have to brush our teeth
im sorry that i partake in games other than niche indie games made by a czech guy in his basement
my apologies
slop consumer
I do everything but use the porta john at work, public toilets I can take
PVP zone
plays palworld
turn it into a fight
never tried those porta crapper yet
slop! slop! im sorry i grew up playing battlefield 3 and would like to rekindle my love for fast paced shooters with more than 8 players after a month
is an indie game tupid
i been playing into the dead our darkest days
Always horrible and bring a marker and leave a message, it’s kinda an unwritten rule
i love those
sorry but my hate for indie games has lowkey risen because of how often my friends get me to buy a new one and it ends up being incredibly boring after like 6 hours of playtime
reach inside for present
Battlefield 6 will be the first battlefield i will actually spend over 100 hours testing out.
i remember shitting in the woods at a festival cause there was a mysterious vagabond that kept tipping the porta shitters

who met the porta goblins
not my first but i havent played a battlefield religiously since bf1
it was I
i was top 1000 on bf4 in like 2014

What’s trending right now is “poop with friends” and “poop alone” on the handle but I’ve seen “who shit on the ceiling” on the wall, you look up “dumbass”
i was a monster it was fun
chance BF6 will be fumbled is huge
Nah its gonna be a good game
copeee
this is fun
same goobers who still buy cod 
ill make my choice after the open beta
Battlefield 4 V2
why do people have faith in games bruh
betas have been ignored in BF history b4
thats like, unapologetic slop
you get disappointed every release but you still open your heart to be broken by corpo again
the open beta is literally this week lol
they need something to lean on, cope with
or next? i think
Starts on the 8th
so this weekend ok
“Here I am, tired and dirty, hiding in the shitter, until 5:30” - 2020
It was a hot summer that year and particularly on that job, kudos to that soldier
putting your sanity on shareholders and ceos 🙏
Why can't I send pictures?
bcs ur a newspaper
poetry bruv
oh
damn u guys are pessimistic
What should I do?
yap more
delusion isnt optimism
having a modicum of faith isn't delusional?
faith bruv
The half empty glass is always half full wym
apologies for being remotely excited for something
Hope is based on everything


its not? i literally have been religiously watching gameplay because i want to make an educated decision on a purchase

i didnt watch a single trailer and say "wow peak"
alr mate
Did you watch the multilayer reveal
No actual gameplay loads of streamers played it
It looks so good and the sound Is 10/10
le game... has le game...
not worth stealing

the casual gamer decides for the true gamer nowadays
true gamer
Kapow
Its from the wiki, wasn’t hard to get
Wow, flexing I see
i can turn woter into less tasty woter
How
…
Piss?
have to drink it
Ahh
I can name a few ways

Name them

For educational purposes
You wouldn’t want things like bugs in your water huh? Would that be less tasty jadod? 
Zembed
https://discord.com/channels/136501320340209664/1401795293841854545
I posted a post, guys
what
Would it affect the taste? Or just make it less palatable
it litteraly follows an abusive relationship
lets not victim blame smh
what

depends
we should work towards making bugs yommers
why does shrimp get the better treatment
But then we’d be closer to cyberpunk
erh, chocolate coated crickets bruv
Basically people keep getting investing in these corporations to actaul deliver the products that they keep promising. Game releases and players are inundated with bugs and shallow gameplay. The ratings tank before the game dies. Then the corpos go back to playing the same tune to get players invested all over again
its parasocal
buy me some so i can judge
yeah bruv

hate the player and the game
🤔
it doesnt ship international
what the heck mane
the bug migration must go on
bugs life!!!
That’s a decent amount of bugs
stink whats it with you and bug fud
?
One electrified tennis racket and you’ve got dinner!!
every time I see people eating bugs I see you in the mix
ive said this many times chat but i wanna try those big fat tree worms
sago worms or whatev they called
Hi, sorry for interrupt guys Is there an official format for reporting a user? And who should I contact to submit the report?
seems yommers
i advocate for irreverent topics of discussion
I think you message spiffo bot idk
Spiffo bot? Aight thanks!
I see
r*at
my rat or cat meter says its r*at
send wide cat zo
gravity
oh thank you
lebians are so funny
You could say it was booby trapped
How is it either of those things. It is just content I do not find funny lmao. I said nothing towards either group
If a gay guy makes a bad joke and I say the joke isn’t funny I’m not homophobic
It’s cuz it’s a bad joke
It’s hard to tell regarding that stuff nowadays, especially in public discord severs where people belong to those groups lmao
I’d rather play it safe
you dont talk to gay people irl?
Not often? My only gay friend is in the navy rn
guys why is ravencreek jsut not loading
bruh
it doesnt exist
no wonder you think its hard lmao
what does this mean
It’s hard over text, especially with someone who I don’t frequently talk to so idk what their humor is
what do yuou mean by that'
means its hard to help you with your issue when all you say is vague shit bruv
ok so i am using the official b41 ravencreek mod right and im loading it into my server that im hosting but the entire map of ravencreek does not exist, it is the only map mod i have and i have tried making new server worlds, even running just ravencreek and it is not loadingb brah
idk man
ok

load it mid save or not activate it probably for the save correctly?
ask in #pz_b41_chat , #mod_support or maybe #1019767076094758924
i did in mod sup
wdym mid save sorry i am slow
i have it set in the steam workshop mod list before creating world
so it should generate itsel;f
your doing a server, double check its added, even the INI.file
its in the ini file
only in the ini file should it be elsewhere
did you add RC after starting the server?
no i stopped the server, added mods and deleted the world that was in the server prior to the mods added then restarted it on a new one 😭
is there a map conflict? the INI needs the mod ID, workshop ID and Map name in a specific area to load it
oh shoot
where do i add the map name i didnt change that
like anywhere only added the id and workshop id
mod and workshop mb
..
hello gang, where do you submit a ticket for discord mods
Spiffo bot
thx
He came bounding over
yeppp
The true final boss of tf2
Tricxy cute
so my cousin from america is visiting me in canada
and he gets off the plane at 11:30 pm on a sunday
and he's like "I'm fkn hungry man, lets get some food"
and I'm like "what do you want to eat?"
and he's like "I guess i should eat some canadian food, lets get some poutine."
and so we google poutine near me and go to the highest rated place near my house
and we pull up to the spot and this is going on inside the poutine store...
mmm
gravy is this thick brown beef sauce
lol
zee is a goof
im off work today and ive been miserable all day
video of zee

The true final boss of tf2 is being able to find a lobby without a cheater
I don't see many tbh
Bots are gone
am eating a cold overcookd potato cake
poutine deez nuts in your mouth
zo bruh
that looks sick though
it was wild
i wanna go there
that video does not capture how loud it was
looks like a ballroom
and it was just getting started
shouldve stayed
there were guys in... i guess you would call them chainmail balaclavas
we stayed long enough for them to make my cousin's poutine and then he ate the poutine
poutine
it was a $50 cover charge to attend the rave
chat this is fire https://youtube.com/shorts/CJXFbm9ie3M?si=PRlNGhTFfkyehslO
he said it was pretty good. he'd never had any poutine before, and as a food he rated it a 6/10 amongst all foods.
nah
6/10 is good bruv
people are too generous and dont get scales
5 is average, anything above 5 is above average
this is an actual picture from the restaurant we went to
that was for the entertaintment
bougie poutine
when compared to all foods, poutine can only climb so high, i think a 6 is good praise for it
i mightve had poutine 
its working class food
its apparently one of the best poutine spots in the city
chips, cheese curds, gravy
yeah it looks high class lol
look != taste tho
if its so good then get me one 
almost all of the reviews are from the daytime and make no mention of death metal raves lol
so how are you, dr. farty?
i have a theoretical doctoral degree
and he got those after he went around calling himself a doctor
You can doctor me
You have no game
Not true
I was just being very mean
I am sure you are very sweet and charming and kind and pretty
:3
been working a lot man hbu
started focusing on legs more at the gym
and im still hungover bruh
moving again
got a job
first time i've had one in like 2 years
start on the 11th
finals this week
moving at the end of this week
and my cousin decided to invite himself to stay over and have a little vacation this week
shits crazy for you now
yeah 🙂
work going good? happy with your extra leg work results?
sounds like you had fun last night, so that's good
i've been doing overtime for weeks cause i just got back from onsite research
so im thihking of taking time off
gym going good bruv, adjusted my volume after feeling like i was in a rut and got a new PB
was the onsite stuff interesting / fun?
i wanted to grill myself
hell yeah lf
g
i cant really talk aboot it but it was interesting
apart from the extreme isolation and conditions
my glob why didnt i think of this before wasting time pondering
i could just watch the new season of brick and mortar

what
i figured as much, i know you keep your details pretty private.
but i'm glad that you found it interesting
rick and morty bruh

hah yeah its mostly cause its unpublished research but i was collecting sample data sets of non smooth heat flow to try and form a comprehensive analysis of vanishing degenerate operators
if I knew what those words meant I'm sure I would find that absolutely fucking riveting
youd be hyped as fuck bruv trust me
yeah working with a few different groups to try and crack down on these classes
its good but a lot of fucking work
so i think im taking time off

im sure youll get rest in after shit cools down too mate
cheers to that. it sounds like you definitely need and deserve some time off
do you use excel for that stuff or are your data sets too big for excel to be useful?
sometimes, but i do data vis and modelling so what we do either needs personally made applications or something specific to our field
like wolfram
This makes me sad
J'aime just cannot handle the pure masculine aura that hair adds to an guy
fr
Smh
holiest of bros
j'aime wouldnt survive a horde of australian men and their haircuts
Me still rocking a 2010s shaggy 🥹
r?
yes
shit man you could be so rich if you just worked as a corporate data scientist
that shit was killing my soul
but i do use r, as well as num/scipy and matlab
real
working in data science is like slowly being affected by the flood
soul turned into parasitic goop
i bet i could send your resume to a couple of people and they'd want to interview you for jobs starting at $250k usd per year
ive been offered 'private military contractor' jobs
i dont wanna work for the torment nexus or the combine
i think i was there once
i wish i stood on business like that
back when i was in high school and I wanted to work in set construction / stage lighting
instead of being a sellout
bro that shit is awesome
im sure you can still do that
even if its a hobby
hm
I fucking hate this job
kaka
this is most people's whole life
i know just 1 person from high school who went on to follow their dreams
Combine huh
i dont think dreaming of working is something to aspire to
they seem like they are dirt poor but genuinely happy
work to live dont live to work shit
It is
this right here absolutely
But retail fucking sucks
hello general chot
id rather get a sprite enema than work in retail
i just..cant stop dying in pz 😂
🙏 gl brother
umm
retail should be mandatory first job for everyone
people do be awful
thats why i always smile n say thanks bro have a great day, even if they did a "bad" job with my shopping lmao
real
forgive my ignorance... is a sprite enema a thing that people do for sexual preparation?
or just like having a cuppa tea?
or is it just something you thought of that sounded unpleasant?
Just today I found out that there is larvae living inside 80 nut bars
is that chocolate?
HAHAH thats douching, with water.
wht im saying is id rather douche with sprite [not water, which would be painful as fuck bruv] over working in hospitality
food production has a "bug limit" - most chocolate bars have like 20 insect parts in them 👍
I had never felt as sick in the stomach as I was, cleaning them and sorting them in defect section
Its like
Nuts in honey bar
Or something like that
yeah doesnt surprise me, where u think nuts come from lol
the more you know about food the more you want to starve to death
if u eat food you're more than likely eatin some bug parts lmao
just eat it, don't think about it too much
Bbg id lick a beetle like a skittle
bruh do you think your food is grown in a sterile white room
whats crazy is that automated food production is gold standard, to a point, the closer to "hand made" you get the less hygenic
life is messy, so is food
theres like a crossover
There is a difference between bugs actively feasting, laying larva and reproducing, and dead bug parts inside of the chocolate bar
is there?
Part of the flavor
Mf
i can make it tickle to have you giggle
we now have bug flour in our products so..
i still think honey is gross
i've started making my own simple syrup for my liquid sweetener needs.
honey is gross
Its just food bro, you're not performing an invasive procedure on a guy
Wdym
man when i was 7years old learning our bodies are covered in billions of tiny bacteria, i freaked out lmao
Your stomach acid is good stuff
milk is nasty too bruv tbh
I disagree bees are boss when it comes to best tasting vomit
one of the strongest stomach acids in the animal kingdom
you're drinking fluid from a cow udder
Indeed
you like milk? go suck on a teet you milk drinking baby
And its delicious
Or eat bull testicles
smells like sour piss
even our body agrees its not good lol
eat deez fr
Milk from the udder tasted a lot better than store bought when my grandma was teaching me how to milk a cow
what cheese u been eatin bro
I think I'll stick to pasteurised milk









