general_chat

[onyx igloo]

i aswell love fried chicken

[silk grail]

trur

[onyx igloo]

what feels wrong

is when they put this fried chicken on donuts

[loud pumice]

Where is my POOOOKIE!!

[onyx igloo]

im listening to the datacenter theme on ready or not

bro its like creepy but such a vibe too

[fair yacht]

hello general chat

[onyx igloo]

real quick question

how do people enjoy mocha flavor

it tastes like chemicals

[lunar saddle]

good fucking question

dirt flavour

[onyx igloo]

the only mocha i liked

[vestal verge]

i never tried it so idk how it tastes

[onyx igloo]

is the a mocha turtle from a seasonal mix in a sams club box

[lunar saddle]

I think people who like mocha are lying to themselves

[onyx igloo]

cause it did not really taste like mocha

kinda caramelly

not bad doe

70 problems remaining

[mystic vortex]

😭 my friend told me " hey lets go in town tomorrow" so i thought i was going only with him but he added me to a whole group and i have to go out with everyone but I don't want to omg

[devout scroll]

Chat went out to talk with the stand ups waiting for kill Tony

They all suck

Band kids even

[onyx igloo]

should've said "who da fuck dese peoples?!"

in like a sopranos voice

[devout scroll]

They just sit in a bar across the street glued to there phones, not even good for convos

[vestal verge]

u could try faking a emergency ig

to not go

[south ocean]

does anyone want to play gartic?

[onyx igloo]

i try not to be glued to my phone

[mystic vortex]

it's after school so i have to go

i'll just stay on my phone the whole time ig

[onyx igloo]

often enough im only on there cause im out of ideas on what to talk about

[mystic vortex]

i just dont like to go out with people

or atlest with a group

were like a group of 10

[onyx igloo]

i genuinely would be like
who tf these people

i dont give a shit lmao

[vestal verge]

same
at much i like with 4-5 ppl in total

[fleet marten]

I don't like to hang out

[mystic vortex]

me too lmao

[vestal verge]

same xd
i dont even have the money

[onyx igloo]

i hate talking with extended family

[mystic vortex]

i do but i dont like people

especially my friends

[onyx igloo]

cause i dont know how to explain the odd things i do

[mystic vortex]

dude i hate them

[onyx igloo]

i tend to walk around a house like 3 times if im anxious

or up n down a stairwell

[mystic vortex]

i explain more things on strangers on the internet than my friends

[fleet marten]

Lmfao

[onyx igloo]

and then this lady pokes around i forgot her name
"what are you doing, my name"

[sick gulch]

can we lowk talk bout how i would survive a zombie apocalypse

[onyx igloo]

how do you explain going up and down stairs cuz ur anxious

[mystic vortex]

what is anxious??

[toxic hawk]

Anxieux

[sick gulch]

shy

[onyx igloo]

no no, more like
fear of something you dont know

what that is

for me

[fleet marten]

On drugs

[onyx igloo]

its not major but still

[neat moat]

rare lizzy appearance

[onyx igloo]

i wouldn't be surprised if i was

[mystic vortex]

ohh ok

[mystic vortex]

merci

[fleet marten]

Lmfao

[mystic vortex]

well i guess im anxious lol

[graceful dust]

did someone say drugs

[fleet marten]

Not me

[mystic vortex]

not me

[onyx igloo]

nada

[graceful dust]

im so tired if i put anything in my body rn it will ruin my whole life

no drugs!

[onyx igloo]

no drughh

[graceful dust]

no drugs! 🗞️

[onyx igloo]

you know what i fear the most

pacific drive storm warning

[mystic vortex]

im scared of people :/

[graceful dust]

u didnt give me a chance to guess

[onyx igloo]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/beDt58jDB60?feature=share

is that NOT anxiety as a siren

[mystic vortex]

o dam

that sounds scary

[graceful dust]

yea

yknow what i fear the most

[uncut mason]

why is my game instalntly crashing when i click to start on the black screen in build 42?

its on my 1 week old server

[neat moat]

me 😈

[graceful dust]

b42 doesnt have mp support...

[uncut mason]

yeah my singleplayer world i meant

[graceful dust]

anyway what i fear the most is waking up one day without a roof so kinda similar to the storm siren thing but like what if u slept thru it

[neat moat]

It means you got lucky

[graceful dust]

i can sleep thru anything

dont underestimate me

!

[neat moat]

How do you know your house isn't destroyed then rebuild to exact specifications?

[onyx igloo]

theres an even worse alarm

i cant find it

[neat moat]

Ever wonder why that one picture frame is crooked?

Now you know

[onyx igloo]

no

its ghosts

moving the picture frame

great grandma

[graceful dust]

i know this doesnt happen cos another thing is anything i could perceive in my sleep i get a weird dream abt. never dreamed abt this!

[sinful gate]

make real mocha not some kind of flavoured thing

melt a literal chocolate bar into coffee

[graceful dust]

i have to sleep in complete darkness & silence every night. or else.

[onyx igloo]

i roll around trying to get to sleep

no matter my condition

[graceful dust]

how it is

[wraith bolt]

mattress: Soft or firm?

[sick gulch]

soft

[graceful dust]

med............

actually i think mine is soft

not as soft as some out there

[sick gulch]

mine is like perfect

[nova bay]

vampire... do you not have like something to make little noise for you

[onyx igloo]

mine feels like a rock or soft

[wraith bolt]

normally people who get crappy sleep is because they are sleeping on the wrong bed for them

[nova bay]

no ticking clock no minifridge hum no nothing

[graceful dust]

the main quality my mattress has is it retains heat rly well

[sick gulch]

depending on time of day

[onyx igloo]

i overheat

so much

that would be hell for me

i also get cold too fast

[graceful dust]

i lied abt the silence i have a fan going but if i can hear anything other than the fan its OVER

[onyx igloo]

its only when im trying to sleep tho

[wraith bolt]

people need to spend money on a bed like they do a car....eight hours plus A DAY

[graceful dust]

its not a good quality in 115F weather

[onyx igloo]

i can sit outside in a tshirt in the snow if i want to

[sick gulch]

im dr house this is cancer

[onyx igloo]

wheres your plunger

you seem to act like a plungie

[sick gulch]

no im dr house

[onyx igloo]

no

plungie

[sick gulch]

this is insult

[wraith bolt]

house e.kur

[sick gulch]

i do automation

[onyx igloo]

yes

plungie

[graceful dust]

my mattress is just the cheapest full-size memfoam i could find that didnt have fiberglass in it & it ended up being very good

[sick gulch]

AUTOMATION

[graceful dust]

i wish i could fit a bigger one in here

[sick gulch]

mine is fiber glass

[wraith bolt]

can happen

[graceful dust]

not good for ur lungs

[sick gulch]

who do u think i am

[stone meadow]

im gonna get home, drink a few cold ones, play kcd2, and probably pass out

[graceful dust]

me

[sick gulch]

PLEASE PUT ON @

im tweaking

[graceful dust]

know ur place

needed this rank up so bad to do what i was always meant to do... identity theft

[onyx igloo]

slug

[wraith bolt]

well that likely wont fly on a commercial system

nice knowing ya

[graceful dust]

im sure i have enuf money to throw at the problem

IF i get caught

[wraith bolt]

yup yup but do you have a soul to back that up?

[graceful dust]

uh

@sick gulch can i borrow someth real quick

[fleet marten]

Slug

[wraith bolt]

I think you cooked...that's a mandatory reportable text. i dont give a fuck. But someone will.

[graceful dust]

i just have to heist my way into discord headquarters, get to the time machine & kill myself before i ever wrote those msgs

[wraith bolt]

So far you've failed every attempt

[fleet marten]

https://tenor.com/view/understandable-have-nice-day-have-a-great-day-have-a-good-day-nice-gif-20850110

[graceful dust]

just one more go around this time it'll work

[wraith bolt]

The other universes are saying you are cooked as well

[fleet marten]

Universes or timelines

[wraith bolt]

think users not vr headsets

universes can put on timelines but not really the other way

universes can experience timelines might be more apt

[fleet marten]

In what timeline I am rn

[wraith bolt]

cant deduce that from this electronic realm

plus you can shift it slightly with every breath

so it's rarely static

[fleet marten]

So the time like future snd the past, it's a fake perception?

[wraith bolt]

oh totally

because it all changes with motions

U are the only constant in that equation

[fleet marten]

So the other ppl doesn't know?

[wraith bolt]

I cant statistically quantify that for 8 billiob people

I know

Do you know?

[fleet marten]

I meant, if I'm the only one in that equation, the other ppl doesn't remember the "past" like I do?

[wraith bolt]

correct

nor even had the capacity to even do so i might add

[onyx marten]

Yo wtf happened to discord UI

[fleet marten]

Interesting, the ego confused me sometimes lmao

[fleet marten]

Lmfao

[onyx marten]

idk if it good or not

[wraith bolt]

the EGo is definately not U

[fleet marten]

Lmfaooo

[muted pilot]

i think im going to buy project zomboid today

[fleet marten]

Good decision fr

[muted pilot]

any good tips for a noob?

[fleet marten]

Thanks, this clarified a doubt for me

[wraith bolt]

no problem

[fleet marten]

Dying is the only way to learn in this game, u can't hide forever

[muted pilot]

valid

[graceful dust]

the phonecall i just got off was so wild

started off with "so u told us u were going to kill urself" <-does that sound like me, time travel shenanigans aside

[onyx marten]

don't get bit

[naive valve]

https://tenor.com/view/pz-project-zomboid-this-is-how-you-died-no-hope-of-survival-doomed-gif-17767817868248169718

[graceful dust]

https://tenor.com/view/pz-project-zomboid-this-is-how-you-died-no-hope-of-survival-doomed-gif-17767817868248169718

[naive valve]

thx

[heavy ivy]

im deaaaaad

[naive valve]

this chat is not death like my charter on pj

*pz

[graceful dust]

im alive! fuck all of u!

[naive valve]

https://tenor.com/view/emoji-emoji-disintegrating-emoji-disappearing-meme-21st-century-gif-24891417

[graceful dust]

https://tenor.com/view/emoji-emoji-disintegrating-emoji-disappearing-meme-21st-century-gif-24891417

[naive valve]

TANK YU MY ANGEL

I WILL KISS YUR ASS

[fleet marten]

Romance

[graceful dust]

i dont have an ass in slug form ):

[naive valve]

i will kiss yur dick :)

[graceful dust]

i cant believe i stole that guys identity &they didnt even come back for it

[naive valve]

me?

[polar kernel]

what the fuck is going on in here

[naive valve]

idk

[graceful dust]

im reposting gifs again

[naive valve]

and

yu are an angel

[graceful dust]

im like sleep deprived

my surgeon just told me not to kill myself (unprompted)

cant even do drugs rn

[naive valve]

:/

[fleet marten]

Xdn't

[naive valve]

yur pablo escobar

[graceful dust]

i am literally just some guy whos not doing drugs rn

[naive valve]

oh

k

bro americas are crazy shit

[wraith bolt]

facts

[naive valve]

i am not talking about the good people in america

[toxic hawk]

Die

[naive valve]

BRO

WHO LIVES IN AMERICA HAS TO PAY TO LIVE

[wraith bolt]

the good people help evil via blind ignorant slavery

[naive valve]

hum slug?

wat are yu texting

[graceful dust]

im sleepy

[naive valve]

oh

go to sleep

[onyx igloo]

americans

(me and my family)

[graceful dust]

im seeing what to do next ngl but im gonna stay stuck on surgeon telling me not to kms unprompted for a while

[naive valve]

here in portugal we have 1 erou per litre

[graceful dust]

meanwhile my sims ex is fucking brutal

[crimson mantle]

here i go with my monthly question about mp vanilla server. do they exist?

[graceful dust]

no

[crimson mantle]

i mean it would be ok with a dozen mod. but i only see 200+ mods servers

[onyx igloo]

are you talking to the hater of the friend group

[naive valve]

but why yu and tthe rest of americans needs to pay evrything

[onyx igloo]

government

[naive valve]

oh

[graceful dust]

this sim is wild cos i brought her into the household & she immediately decided she hated my sim actually &like they were alrdy married

[naive valve]

we need here to gave 21 percent of our salariom

[crimson mantle]

thank you, see yall next month

[jovial latch]

what

literally everyone

[onyx igloo]

abusive wife simulator

i dont think i should say that

[naive valve]

fuck all

say the shit yu want

[neat moat]

So If I was thugging it out in ur room you'd dream about me thugging it out?

[onyx igloo]

okay i think i said something light compared to this crazy shit

[graceful dust]

my sims

(unprompted)

[neat moat]

yes

I 100% this

[graceful dust]

i'd have a nightmare abt it

[worldly forum]

mountain goats reference

[graceful dust]

i sleepwalk tho fwiw watch urself

[twin bear]

[graceful dust]

the little arrows kill me

[worldly forum]

heheheheh

every time i hear “i hope you die!!! I HOPE WE BOTH DIE” i think of this incoming embed fail

[graceful dust]

oh joy

[worldly forum]

https://tenor.com/view/kermit-the-frog-muppet-flial-arms-panic-not-calm-gif-7359311

[graceful dust]

what no children rly needed was a diagram & now we have it

[graceful dust]

https://tenor.com/view/kermit-the-frog-muppet-flial-arms-panic-not-calm-gif-7359311

real

but yeah u cant uhaul in ts4 anymore or else u get a horrible messy divorce day 1

[cedar hornet]

ts 💔

[jovial latch]

meow

[jovial latch]

just use cheats

[graceful dust]

no?! i love it

[rapid charm]

where is the best place to make a base in zomboid (in your opinion)

[graceful dust]

west point pharmacy

[onyx igloo]

nobody talking bout Deerhead Ranger Station?

[graceful dust]

nope!

[wraith bolt]

anyone explore the new louisville?

[graceful dust]

🤨

[wraith bolt]

k

[quasi slate]

eating lunchly drinking prime and watching beast games

[wraith bolt]

ah and the luciferians win another round

[fleet marten]

💔 💔 💔

Wrong reply

[fleet marten]

💔

[onyx igloo]

this has the same feel as a cat running when you try to pet it

[mossy tangle]

Hello, my computer have a weak graphic board, so, is there any problem at the progress of the game by playing it at all low options?

[wraith bolt]

only that the zombies can sense the computers weakness and grow stronger

[mossy tangle]

Oh!! Ok!

[wraith bolt]

graphically and performance your good though

[mossy tangle]

Nice, i was afraid that the light would render wrong if i low down everything

[wraith bolt]

lighting will be clippy but still fine

just sharper edges...less blending etc

[mossy tangle]

😦

[wraith bolt]

cost of a poor running gpu i'm afraid 😦

[onyx igloo]

beat the gpu till it runs perfectly

im computer expert 1999

[mossy tangle]

Probably lol

[onyx igloo]

trust

[wraith bolt]

THIS

works for government employess

[mossy tangle]

I'm thinking about buying my friend gpu, but it will take at least 1 month

[wraith bolt]

if you pc game a decent gpu is a must

[mossy tangle]

So, 1 month with clippy light and 35 fps

[wraith bolt]

yup

[mossy tangle]

I'm really enjoying the game. I bought it yesterday, it is so hard and interesting

[quartz plank]

Does prime even taste good

[wraith bolt]

it is great game

[onyx igloo]

guys what is true peak road trip

[mossy tangle]

My longest play were 19 hours

[onyx igloo]

what vehicle is your choice

[wraith bolt]

cadillac or mercedes

[tender igloo]

california to alaska

[quartz plank]

You're a good friend

[cedar hornet]

I like my cheese drippy bruh

[quartz plank]

death trip to canada

[wraith bolt]

101

[mossy tangle]

I'm so good that he should give me for free

[tender igloo]

driving through montana is pretty and anywhere on california coast line up to the hills in redwoods is sick

[wraith bolt]

hwy 101

[quartz plank]

Oh wait so you are buying him a gpu or buying a gpu from him?

[wraith bolt]

oregon old growth forests are gorgeous too

[mossy tangle]

From him

I'm sorry, my english is bad

[quartz plank]

Ah

No worrirs

Worrirs

Fuck

Worries

[mossy tangle]

[quartz plank]

i thought you were buying him a gpu

[wraith bolt]

savage

[mossy tangle]

No, no

Lol

[quartz plank]

buy me one

[mossy tangle]

I dont even have one

[quartz plank]

Me neither

i have a laptop

with intel graphics

[tender igloo]

oo yah , used to go to brookings oregon a lot the rivers there are so pretty and clear

[wraith bolt]

indeed

[onyx igloo]

i've visited Texas, Colorado, and Georgia

they're all beautiful places

[wraith bolt]

not a fan of texas

[onyx igloo]

Galveston was my favorite part of texas

[wraith bolt]

colo and geo are nice tho

[onyx igloo]

its a beach so

oh and Alabama

near the gulf

[wraith bolt]

yeah I avoid the south like the plague these daze

they pissed off the worng demigod

[onyx igloo]

its not terrible where ive been

but my mom always picks a good place to visit so

[wraith bolt]

oh if your just a tourist its cool

but live there and...BAM cursed

it's called the By Bel belt for a reason

oh your young...ignore me then

[onyx igloo]

oh

uhh

[wraith bolt]

I try not ruin innocence

[onyx igloo]

sorry i was playing pz lol

[wraith bolt]

we can chat about puppies and pokemon...

I like pomeranians

[dire timber]

I like ducks because they're tasty roasted :3

[wraith bolt]

lol savage

but sizzling duck is the best meal i've ever had

in Sicily of all placces!

[ionic python]

can someone help me with making mods?

[wraith bolt]

i am ignorant in this area sorry

[ionic python]

np

[tender igloo]

i love living in tx , but i miss mountains lol

[onyx igloo]

mountains are so cool

[tender igloo]

also our water is poop colored

[wraith bolt]

just stack all the cows together

[onyx igloo]

especially the ones in Granby

colorado

[wraith bolt]

ewww north denver gross

=0

[tender igloo]

#mod_development #modeling #mapping should be bunches of pinned stuff in those channels for new peoples

[normal dew]

hello anyone wanna play duo?

[wraith bolt]

i would but ima bout to head off

[normal dew]

ah ok

[wraith bolt]

y'all have a good rest fo the day.

[normal dew]

ty u too

[north hawk]

Hello, is there a way to fix the gunplay? i standing right in front of a zombie with a shotgun and miss

[cedar hornet]

Try to aim with your stance too

As in stand in the way you're aiming or something like that, not just the crosshair

[worldly forum]

just so y’all know you’d get more help in the channels dedicated to pz :)

#pz_b42_chat

[cedar hornet]

🤓

[onyx igloo]

sound:0:7

nerd joke

[worldly forum]

k

[worldly forum]

original, i know

[cedar hornet]

tough crowd

[onyx igloo]

my mom is thinking about getting a new car

i sure hope its one of those surprisingly comfy and ugly 90s cars

[fleet marten]

Lmao

[stone meadow]

@karmic jetty ☝️ 🤓 Females!

[worn linden]

Last century was last century, that’s crazy

[karmic jetty]

[neat moat]

Zee sharing selfis I see

[hard schooner]

is that how zomboid looks on b46

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/nerd-nerd-emoji-gif-1712163874519931175

[karmic jetty]

cat has doraemon paws

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cam-cat-camera-cat-wide-cat-wide-gif-16729570673879006163

[twin bear]

@naive flicker Have u tried kona

Kona brume

[polar kernel]

ayo my tummy hurts

[ivory grail]

drink some blench it always helps me

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/eat-cute-eat-eating-cute-cute-eating-eat-cute-gif-2677701451164457899

[worldly parcel]

Anybody got any mod rec's for adding and removing mods too servers more effeciently? I hate the way the systems works in base game

[karmic jetty]

yoooooooo https://youtu.be/AzMo-FgRp64?si=Oc54oVHEVTmMtUrj

[dire timber]

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2725216703

[heavy ember]

is it worth getting this game?

[half kettle]

I dont Know

[karmic jetty]

new LGR sims vid

[dire timber]

I have 2500 hours so i would say yes :3

[worldly parcel]

I love you

[dire timber]

a

[cedar hornet]

it SUCKS

[fleet marten]

Romance

[cedar hornet]

Is this guy playing google chrome -

[fleet marten]

^ good game btw

[keen bobcat]

asssssw

[naive flicker]

What's that

[tropic smelt]

So can you die from cancer in pz

[cedar hornet]

Yeah if you smoke too much

[quartz thicket]

help guys

i was playing pz and then i was killing a zomboid, so without intention i pressed alt and then my character stop moving and i couldnt did nothing

[fleet marten]

[twin bear]

Like a detective survival game in the winter

[naive flicker]

That's a pretty unusual theme lol

Detective survival

[twin bear]

I'll dm u more about it maybe it's something you would be into

Also dude I can't stand steams constant updating

[dry wedge]

I got 6 hours to play and I'm new, anyone wanna play dm me ?

[karmic swift]

this is a magic the gathering card? wtf happened to this game lol, the layout is so fucked

for context, this is a normal MTG card layout

they massacred it

[toxic relic]

thats so fucking hard to read

[karmic swift]

the worst bits to me are the Haste and First Strike banners

[toxic relic]

the design is terrible for playing imo

[karmic swift]

just fucking tell us what the card does

[toxic relic]

graphic design is my passion :]

thats not what most new cards look like

[karmic swift]

yeah i'm trying to google this shit and coming up empty

[cedar hornet]

The stare is frying me

[heavy ivy]

graphic design is kewl

[karmic swift]

can't find any info about why it exists like this

[toxic relic]

yeah no idea

[karmic swift]

just people talking about how rare this specific card is... i cant even figure out if this is a one-off or if there are other legendary cards with this layout. bonkers

[karmic swift]

lol saw some comments saying he looks like lord farquad and i can see it

[toxic relic]

HAHAH

true

[heavy ivy]

go go gadget comic sans really is not as bad of a font as people think it is, it was standardized in our earlier schooling years back to help with readability

[toxic relic]

real

its just the layout of the card is so fucked for actual playing

[karmic swift]

exactly

[toxic relic]

cant understand whats going on

[heavy ivy]

oh yeah that card is HORRIBLE

[toxic relic]

same guy

better card

[karmic swift]

perfect

everything is legible

[toxic relic]

yeah idfk what you got dude

[karmic swift]

easily understandable in a gameplay setting

oh its not my pic, its from a reddit thread, apparently there's a new batch of these rare ones going around that are worth a buttload or something

[toxic relic]

i see

huh

[karmic swift]

I saw it while scrolling and couldn't figure out what TCG it was from

[heavy ivy]

writing gameplay important information in cursive is so fucked

[karmic swift]

which is funny considering I played MTG for like my entire childhood

[toxic relic]

hahah yeah that does NOT look like an mtg card

[karmic swift]

and randomly putting it across different spots on the card art lol

[heavy ivy]

like it would totes be forgivable for the flavor tooltip but so much eye strain if that was every card

YEAH THAT TOO

[karmic swift]

~~First Strike~ ~ ~ ~

like some flowery welcome sign for your new bakery

[toxic relic]

pffft

yeah man i cant find anything that looks like that

but im sure youve checked as well

[karmic swift]

the thread i yoinked the image from https://www.reddit.com/r/mtg/comments/1ih7ykt/pulled_edward_markov_063500_today_do_i_send_to/

maybe there's a joke here i'm missing or something

did i just get whooshed? is it a fake

saw some other threads talking about rarity and values of like $100-200 for these ones so idk

oh well

haha nah its real https://gatherer.wizards.com/pages/card/Details.aspx?name=Edgar+Markov

wizards dot com

[toxic relic]

no way

[heavy ivy]

the part that bugs me for graphic design is when a thing is obviously high budget and consistent in style but it just does not contribute to the product in any way whatsoever

[toxic relic]

indeed

[karmic swift]

cash grab probably

"we need to sell some more boosters. do a limited run with weird art"

[neat moat]

stink

I require your assistance

[toxic relic]

with

[neat moat]

Leisure

[toxic relic]

alright

[heavy ivy]

like if something is shit because it was made by a first time web developer for a personal project, hey man, you'll get there in time, but stupid corporate posturing overworking designers who really have better things to be doing is sucky

[neat moat]

rad

corporate programs are so crap

[neat moat]

half the shit is older than me

[toxic relic]

5/5 but no ratings

[karmic swift]

0 votes lol

[heavy ivy]

(0 votes)

lmao

[cedar hornet]

5/5

[toxic relic]

fuck those

theyre so boring

[heavy ivy]

clearly the product was so enjoyable that nobody had time to leave a review

[toxic relic]

HAHA

[neat moat]

what is it from

[toxic relic]

mtg

theres 4 variations and some poor bloke got the worst fucking one

[neat moat]

what is this "mtg" you speak of

[karmic swift]

Expensive Trading Card Game #3

[neat moat]

Ohhh

[toxic relic]

tell me that this card is good fishboy

[neat moat]

you mean magic

[karmic swift]

yea

[neat moat]

why didn't you just say magic

[sterile iris]

Brother sold a card from that OnePiece game for $200 USD

Kinda neat

[toxic relic]

i wanted to sound cool

[neat moat]

you sound old and out of touch

[heavy ivy]

not all magic is gathering, some magic is escaping oh god the containment has breached

[sterile iris]

https://tenor.com/view/the-simpsons-principal-skinner-skinner-children-out-of-touch-gif-4463952

[toxic relic]

noted

[toxic relic]

the dclass are escaping

[neat moat]

I place down my land cards, oh and now my appointment skipped my turn great

[karmic swift]

my buddy has some OG pokemon cards I keep telling him to get graded and sell. similar listings are worth like 300-400 I think the last time he checked?

I dunno why he hasn't yet, he doesn't actually collect the cards anymore and hasn't for ages

[heavy ivy]

send the indestructible lizard after them, it's been a good [boy/girl/critter] and deserves a snack

[neat moat]

I hate that lizard

lazy writing if you ask me

[stone meadow]

hes a brat but i cant be mad at him

[karmic swift]

is that kcd?

[neat moat]

👁 👁

[stone meadow]

kcd TWO

[toxic relic]

the lizard deserves eternal freedom

[stone meadow]

finally came out

[karmic swift]

oooh i didnt know there was a sequel coming. first game always looked cool, never picked it up though

[neat moat]

wait wait wait

[karmic swift]

is it good so far?

[stone meadow]

its like kcd 1 but more, and thats exactly what i wanted so yes

[heavy ivy]

they need to let the space reptile go it obviously wants to be outside

[neat moat]

Sorry I needed to yell at someone for choosing to play kcd2 instead of me

[karmic swift]

nice. wishlisting

[stone meadow]

it somehow performs as good if not better as the first

[heavy ivy]

random clicking scp articles is fun while bored

[stone meadow]

and kcd1 is 10 years old

[heavy ivy]

theres a lot of good ones that you don't know about because they never got popular

[neat moat]

The red dawn scp is kinda cool

[stone meadow]

kcd1 is great too btw you should play it

[sterile iris]

just to have them maybe? my old-coworker had this unopened box of cards that you only get at events at wizards of the coast when they first opened up in seattle or somerhing like that. he went to that event with his daughter in like 99-00 and got one for probably like 20-50 usd. it's worth like 3-4 gs now iirc

[karmic swift]

my favorites from memory:

• the one with the firewatch tower that you keep going up levels into increasingly stranger duplicates of that firewatch tower (infinite recursion type deal)
• and the one with the staircase that goes down infinitely with the teams who get stranded and something hunts them

[stone meadow]

its a beautiful game

[neat moat]

whats it about

[stone meadow]

medieval times

[toxic relic]

site 43

is my top underrated scp hub

[stone meadow]

and youre not a typical hero progatonist, youre just somewhat important, eventually

[heavy ivy]

the firewatch one sounds good, haven't seen it, staircase one is great standard analog horror

[karmic swift]

makes me want to buy it so I can be a medieval pleb too

[stone meadow]

you should, its good

[neat moat]

Is it like gta but medieval?

[stone meadow]

not at all

[karmic swift]

its good, one of the first ones I read I think

https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3333

[stone meadow]

its pretty hard

your stats reflect your status as a peasant

in kcd1, if you come up against a knight early game, youre just dead

try to fight back but not much you can do with no skills and a shitty blade or a stick

eventually you become a knight equivalent but until then its tough out there

[strange spruce]

just this one more level and am done with this piece of shit skill

[vapid hemlock]

Can't sleep. It's already 6:30AM and I still have class at 11AM.
That's less than 5 hrs sleep. Fffffffk

[toxic relic]

https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/the-significant-others-part-a

[quartz plank]

What kind of ancient shit is this

[toxic relic]

scp 5056 A/B

fucking insanely good story

[strange spruce]

old school runescape

[quartz plank]

Ah

I thought so

My favorite thing in scp is the femur breaker

not even an scp

just bones breakin

[strange spruce]

dawg this how game looks

[quartz plank]

What

This is what old school runescape looks like?

[quartz plank]

Oh thats more like it

[quasi kite]

Is the growth time for crops in ingame hours or ingame days? Like Broccoli has a growth time of 60 - what does that exactly mean?

[quartz plank]

What the fuck is happening in the first one

[strange spruce]

its just cerberus

[karmic swift]

days, I believe

[quartz plank]

Days makes more sense

Aint no way growing broccoli takes 60 hours

[heavy ivy]

holy shit 3333 is a hell of a scp article, and what a great twist ending too

[rain mango]

I need 1000 euros to escape my country so i can become femboy in thailand

Anyone wanna help

[karmic swift]

btw if you're on B42 you can click the Training Materials thing in your character info panel, then the gardening section for more detailed info

[strange spruce]

good luck with that

[quartz plank]

I need 20 dollas to buy vintage story

Anyone wanna help

[strange spruce]

vintage story goated

[quartz plank]

Yeah

[strange spruce]

my friend bought me it like ages ago

[rain mango]

Serious business

[quartz plank]

Im gonna try out the new update soonish

I hope the devs continue working on it

Survival and progression is fleshed out, they just gotta work on adding more things to explore now

[rain mango]

Hi hi ha ha

[quartz plank]

And i personally dont like the vanilla archery system

[karmic swift]

hah, forgot I launched rimworld like an hour ago, just started scrolling and watching youtube while it was loading (takes like 5 IRL minutes with mods) and completely forgot 😐

[strange spruce]

oh yeah combat in general

is kinda wonky

[karmic swift]

time to commmit war crimes, have a good one degenchat

[quartz plank]

I dont mind the combat, but archery is too luck based

[strange spruce]

fair

[heavy ivy]

rip and tear, until it is done mb

[strange spruce]

i liked blacksmithing part of the game alot

[quartz plank]

Like even if you have a great bow you still have a big chance to miss because fuck you

I dont like that

[quasi kite]

Thanks for the tip, it's days for the growth rate

[quartz plank]

thats why i use the mod that reworks it

[sterile iris]

i was installing NMS on my xbone and while it took like 40 mins to load i played PZ ^_^

[quartz plank]

And makes accuracy actually matter

[strange spruce]

and dont get me started on decorating

with the chisel

[quartz plank]

oh man

[strange spruce]

THAT IS THE SHIT

[quartz plank]

Hold on

[heavy ivy]

ooo have fun :3
been following nms since the shitshow launch in 2016, it's such an amazing game these days

[trail scarab]

how many mods do yall normally run

[heavy ivy]

prety boy for only 2.25??? the economy recovers

[quasi slate]

two

[strange spruce]

like at max 10

[trail scarab]

[quasi slate]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/649009179230732291/1255808114893262898/2024-06-27_17-30-22_cut_360.gif

[quartz plank]

@strange spruce

My first proper house and my second one

[quasi slate]

insane minecraft mod

[quartz plank]

its better than minecraft

Minecraft but good

[strange spruce]

god have mercy on my bank for i am about to do magic leveling

also damn thats a nice house

[quartz plank]

Yeah im proud of it

Especially the second one

Spent more time chiseling on that one

[ancient nacelle]

guys why is my house considered indoors

i have four walls a ceiling and a door

[dreamy swan]

it is so hard to find a fire axe as a fire officer in b42

[heavy ivy]

vintage story is real good

[quasi slate]

Onion

🧅

[heavy ivy]

moopy should pop in the server sometime

ONION!

[quasi slate]

i dont play games

[dreamy swan]

how do I get a fire axe

[heavy ivy]

oh ok 👍

[quasi slate]

fire station

[neat moat]

no

you yapp

[heavy ivy]

moopy speaks in truths

[neat moat]

Moopy sits upon a thrown of lies and walks a path or broken promises

[heavy ivy]

heretic

[quasi slate]

hey when i promise to gift a game i deliver

[neat moat]

Does the one act of kindness forgive a lifetime or treachery?

[quasi slate]

🫃

[worldly forum]

yurrrrr

[sterile iris]

Me on Thursday. Getting treated to mexi food ^_^

[dreamy swan]

I regret use fire officer as an occupation

It's so fuck hard to find an axe

[heavy ivy]

once you find one with proper maintainence you can use em for a long time

[quasi slate]

you can make one with wood and rock

[runic sleet]

how do u turn that into a png?

oh wait I can just look for the image in files right?

[mystic tendon]

Thats what I did

[runic sleet]

what's the name of it?

[mystic tendon]

I forgot, it was a reddit or steam post that said where

[runic sleet]

I think I can see if I can find it

It's a png right?

[quasi slate]

you can change the extension name to png but it will act weird

[quasi slate]

https://ezgif.com/ use this to change image extensions

[mystic tendon]

This one is a jpg, but I edited it on my phone so idk the original

[quasi slate]

it's a gif website but it works for images

[mystic tendon]

You could also check the wiki

Just thought of that

[runic sleet]

good point

thank u

[silk grail]

no fucking way

Okay so I'm an amputee with one leg

guess who's just torn a ligament in their leg going up the stairs

[runic sleet]

yay guys I got it

thank you

dang

[silk grail]

now how the hell am I gonna walk dude

[runic sleet]

are u walking rn? or crawling

[neat moat]

this is how crawler zombies are born

....

sorry....

[silk grail]

bed

I actually had to crawl into my bed up a set of stairs

[boreal thorn]

Heya, quick question. So with the controller/steam deck, the new aiming system doesn't work? When I tried it, the new aiming dot doesn't appear

[toxic relic]

dude, are you ok

not physically but

are you mentally okay

[silk grail]

Probably

[toxic relic]

alright

im sorry about the ligament mate

takes a while to heal

[neat moat]

Is your girlfriend there to help?

[narrow rune]

did somebody say mentally ill

[silk grail]

it's not a big deal

[narrow rune]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1092213297765429350/1302112171500638229/him.gif

[silk grail]

She's at work

[toxic relic]

if you say so, just wanted to check

[silk grail]

I lied I'm actually going insane

I'm drawing scribbles on the walls

Connecting the dots of the case yknow

[toxic relic]

real

[neat moat]

did the voices start talking back?

[runic sleet]

oh wait

this is in real life? @silk grail

[toxic relic]

youre getting to the root of the worlds problems

[silk grail]

also decided to remove an arm to replace my leg yknow the usual

[runic sleet]

I literally thought u were talking abt the game LOL

[toxic relic]

its general chat mate

we dont talk about pz here

[neat moat]

No she's pretending to be an amputee

[silk grail]

no they added gfs and ligaments to pz mate

[runic sleet]

a lot of ppl do

[toxic relic]

because theyre plungers

[narrow rune]

A corpse serves one of those purposes

[silk grail]

precisely

[runic sleet]

I was gonna ask what mod ur talking about

[silk grail]

which one

[toxic relic]

[narrow rune]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1092213297765429350/1302112171500638229/him.gif

[silk grail]

https://tenor.com/view/roblox-mighty-omega-gif-22253898

[neat moat]

stinkname, I think someone has out cyborged you

[toxic relic]

oh look

alright ghoti

you dont know what i got

[silk grail]

I'm going crazy dude

I had to crawl up stairs like a fucking 4yo

[toxic relic]

can you play video games

or read books

distractions

[silk grail]

I fell over trying to get to my chair and slammed my jaw off the desk

It's okay tho

🙏

It has been quite chaotic

[toxic relic]

i can see from your chat mate

[silk grail]

the walls said I'll be fine

they also said that I forgot to connect the dot that links the wall street crash to metamorphosis of caterpillars

silly me

how could I have forgotten such a simple connection

[neat moat]

Happens

I mean I still count with my fingers

[silk grail]

dude I could totally eat a bag of cilantro

soapy leaves 😁

[neat moat]

Idk

lettuce hits different

the crunch?

Mmm

[toxic relic]

cabbage

ever just eaten a raw cabbage

[neat moat]

same thing

[toxic relic]

that shits good

[toxic relic]

no no no no

listen dude, cabbage is crunchier and less watery when raw

[neat moat]

Have either of you eaten an avocado by itself?

[toxic relic]

yessir

[neat moat]

You worry me sometimes

[toxic relic]

the things i put in my mouth are concerning

[silk grail]

pepperoni stick

[neat moat]

I love those

[toxic relic]

ive never heard of that

[neat moat]

it's like a meat stick

You must know all about them

it's like Jerry basically

[toxic relic]

Jerry?

how do you know about him

[neat moat]

jerky

fuck

[toxic relic]

that was 6 years a-

cool nvm then

[neat moat]

You aren't very good at hiding things

[tender igloo]

steamdeck isnt really supported yet

[toxic relic]

im an open book

[neat moat]

I'm disappointed you didn't say man

[toxic relic]

i do i do trust me

[toxic relic]

open man? hmm

well thats not the position i use so i cant

[neat moat]

wut

[toxic relic]

im an honest man

[neat moat]

I see

[toxic relic]

im bad at innuendo

dunno where to take this

[neat moat]

I was thinking about what to eat

Haven't had a real meal in like 3 days

[toxic relic]

what u got

[neat moat]

Beans is all that's left. Not sure I want those beans

[toxic relic]

what beans

[neat moat]

Pinto

It's like

Fried?

I think that's the word

In English

[toxic relic]

already fried ?

[neat moat]

yes sir

[toxic relic]

is it canned

[neat moat]

No home made

all natural

[toxic relic]

i see

[neat moat]

I don't like eating beans

[toxic relic]

just beans? do you have bread or rice or sauces

[neat moat]

it's wierd like I can eat them. But I don't like crave them

[toxic relic]

crave?

[neat moat]

I mean yeah I have bread and rice but I won't eat plain rice

[neat moat]

It's hard time explain. Like some foods I just don't want to eat

[toxic relic]

youre talking to a man that eats the worsts foods every day...i dont know food lore

[neat moat]

Like I'd next to starve

[toxic relic]

real real

[neat moat]

which well

[toxic relic]

what about the pinto beans and rice

[neat moat]

your roaches are looking mighty juicey right now...

[toxic relic]

or make a sandwich with the toast

[neat moat]

Maybe

[silk grail]

this hurts dude

[toxic relic]

these roach eating jokes are too far man

[neat moat]

this conversation?

yeah sorry lmao

[silk grail]

no my fucking leg

[neat moat]

If it helps I'd never

[toxic relic]

[neat moat]

Do you have any pain meds?

[toxic relic]

u tore a ligament

[silk grail]

morphine

[toxic relic]

did you get it checked out

[silk grail]

since I have a morphine patch for my severe yummy burns

[silk grail]

yeah

[neat moat]

Actually yeah like, should you call somone?

oh

nvm

carry on

[silk grail]

It gristles sometimes

[toxic relic]

yummy?

[silk grail]

very gross sound

[silk grail]

I said what I said

[toxic relic]

you eat the burnt skin

[neat moat]

Your leg makes sounds?

[silk grail]

uhh obviously who doesnt

It's already chargrilled 🙄

[silk grail]

Yes

[toxic relic]

perfect

do you read tho

[neat moat]

Maybe it's trying to tell you something

[pastel vapor]

hi guys currently modpack what i built updated, 700+ mods activated (nearly 100 "hidden/broken" with reason!!) easy to add the whole collection here, check for yourself i repeat not all mods enabled!! weapons mod for now successfully combined: Brita's, Arsenal26, Snake's + lot of attachments 150+ vehicles lot of trucks and trailers etc. too much info read the description.
Search me with any question
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3416020408

[toxic relic]

fuck me dude

[wraith bolt]

we talking about self cannibalization today peeps?

[silk grail]

Yeah

[neat moat]

#1019737819981283459

[toxic relic]

no one cares about your mod pack

[toxic relic]

its a mod pack ad

[toxic relic]

what genre

[neat moat]

Sorry I didn't read

[silk grail]

Firstly no secondly it would be auto cannibalism

[wraith bolt]

touche

[silk grail]

Words

medical practice works

[toxic relic]

non fiction?

[neat moat]

why do people call it auto cannibalism when the cannibalism isn't automated

[silk grail]

auto doesn't mean automat3d

[toxic relic]

auto- prefix also means self

[wraith bolt]

because the flesh is a lie

[silk grail]

it means done yourself

Aka self yeah

[neat moat]

This is my poor attempt at humor

my apologies

[toxic relic]

funny

[silk grail]

Hence why AUTOmatic is done by itself

😁

[toxic relic]

industrial cannibalism is what youre thinking of ghoti

[wraith bolt]

then whats a matic

[toxic relic]

u really enjoy medical lore

[silk grail]

This is me btw

[toxic relic]

hmm

[silk grail]

Motion

[wraith bolt]

lol i mean but lol

[neat moat]

Big AG want to know my location

[toxic relic]

wait do u draw

[wraith bolt]

yes i get it

[silk grail]

No it's not mine

[toxic relic]

i se

[silk grail]

I used to but errr

then I got burnt

[toxic relic]

ye ye

what about reading

you could read a shit ton now

[silk grail]

I write

[toxic relic]

aye

write some shit

anything

even if its bad

[silk grail]

Working on an autobiography

[neat moat]

Oooo that sounds fun

[wraith bolt]

what's the hook?

[foggy spire]

hooks as in...

twin hooks?

[silk grail]

There was a little ember sitting at my window. It didn't speak to me but it crackled fondly. I had always been afraid of fire, that risk of burning up, a feverish heat pecking the skin of your body. What's an ember, really? Nothing if you don't fuel it. Nothing if you don't let it grow. That's no ember, it's yourself. What are you if you don't take risk

I'm too tired and in pain to write well

[wraith bolt]

hooks are reason to view ro read or listen to something

[toxic relic]

mate

thats good

genuinely

[neat moat]

it's beautiful

[silk grail]

glazers

[toxic relic]

no

i dont glaze

[neat moat]

It's really good regardless what you say

[wraith bolt]

The Kite Runner

[toxic relic]

im an old gay man, i physically cannot be nice unless it reaches my expectations

thats good

[neat moat]

Unfortunately he's right

he rarely lies

[toxic relic]

indeed

[silk grail]

Okay here's another hold on

[wraith bolt]

From the kite runner?

[silk grail]

Y'all want a little poetry

No

[neat moat]

poetry hour

[toxic relic]

i have to go to the store to get electrolytes for this guy that cant hold his alcohol but continue

[neat moat]

Gatorade

[silk grail]

Ember deep and charred,
Skin blackened, scarred.
Mind racing.
Dream chasing.
Must let it go.
Heart aching.
Legs shaking.
Forced to watch it go.
I can't be bothered to continue

see I can write and this is lkke

very very very ass

becayse I e been up for 36 hours

straight

In agony

my pz character lives better than me

[neat moat]

You have a strong foundation you can build upon. Give yourself time and allow yourself patience to grow

No one's first painting is a masterpiece

[silk grail]

I prefer essays dawg

[silk grail]

This ain't my first

I'm just too tired to spontaneously make something good

[silk grail]

My autobiography low-key a masterpiece

[young kelp]

gatorade's mascot is a gator

[silk grail]

I have segments where it's colloquial and just actually my thoughts not some description

[toxic relic]

you need to continue that

its fucking fire

[silk grail]

and random messages because I have some form of schizophrenia

So basically you'll be reading it and it just says

Like "you're still here."

Because basically

It's completely random and off putting

so is my fight with schizophrenia

[silk grail]

such good symbolism

Currently writing about bonfire night a while back