general_chat

[fathom igloo]

The longer I stare the more it seems wrong

[quasi slate]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/7iGXIrBdUyw chat how did it become like that without egg whites?

sus

[rain mango]

magic

[toxic hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/adam-smasher-cyberpunk-cyberpunk-2077-live-reaction-smasher-reaction-gif-9150394556507483165

[rain mango]

https://tenor.com/view/glowing-eyes-adam-smasher-cyberpunk-2077-robot-eyes-welcome-to-cyberpunk-world-gif-5524153925746968859

[toxic hawk]

live rebecca reaction

[rain mango]

https://tenor.com/view/squidward-grave-gif-10458550

[surreal mirage]

[quasi slate]

insane!

https://vxtwitter.com/Codycar38772937/status/1849259414391336983

[velvet pebble]

Jk lol, can't wait

[naive flicker]

https://tenor.com/view/a-mimir-gif-26093646

[cedar hornet]

Yeah you going down with me

[velvet pebble]

With pleasure

[fleet marten]

[fleet marten]

Cooked

[quartz plank]

Absolute gad

Gas

[rain mango]

just bought SE2

[patent surge]

Wonder if it'll be anything like KSP2

(Absolute ASS)

[rain mango]

why would it be

[patent surge]

Because sequels to beloved games about engineering spacecraft have been shit lately

KSP2 was a tech demo they charged full price for and I'm pretty sure it got discontinued entirely

[rain mango]

nah not SE2

SE2 gonna be sick

[patent surge]

They said the same thing about KSP2
All I'm saying is I'm gonna hold off on any hype

[rain mango]

have you followed any SE2 development at all

[minor notch]

Hi everyone, I'm new in this Discord.

[rain mango]

https://tenor.com/view/genius-reyleigh-gif-2624811426640502973

[patent surge]

Here and there, yeah. But like I said, I'm holding my expectations

[minor notch]

I've heard a list of changes of the upcoming hotfix was published. Please, could someone point me to it?

[rain mango]

#patchnotes probably

[patent surge]

For PZ? That'd be a #pz_b42_chat question, but I wouldn't mind seeing that too

[minor notch]

Lovely, thank you!

[patent surge]

I've heard the same thing about the fixes being published early, but haven't seen anything

[rain mango]

new hotfix coming tomorrow im a dev trust me!!!

[cedar hornet]

#pz_b42_chat message

[minor notch]

Is not in the patch notes. Someone commented in Steam forums that it was published in Reddit a few days ago

[cedar hornet]

When do y'all think new patchnote will release

[chilly quartz]

Hello!
I'm a newbie artist who doesn't know what to draw.
I would love to hear any ideas from you guys, I would preferably do portraits.

[chilly quartz]

98minutes 12 seconds.

[rain mango]

#creativity's a good place to start

[rain mango]

tomorrow

im a dev

[minor notch]

Thanks a lot, @cedar hornet You're a star! 🙂

[cedar hornet]

Bet

[cedar hornet]

♥️

[rain mango]

never said i was a TIS dev

just a dev

[cedar hornet]

Please all I want is just the numbers of zeds in the forest to be reduced

[velvet pebble]

Didn't b42 fix that

Like calm forests and fucked up towns

[cedar hornet]

There are always few stragglers in the trees

[velvet pebble]

Should have gone further in the forest. Smh

[cedar hornet]

In the patch leak it said that they'll reduce the number by 5 times

[torn condor]

id expect some zombies in the forest

some poor fucker with the virus who decided to camp it out

migration also tends to bring groups at once tho to some weird places

sometimes a horde just wanna move

[icy vigil]

A

[fleet marten]

B

[torn condor]

C

[quasi slate]

D

[fathom igloo]

7

[quasi slate]

Rank 10

[cedar hornet]

There are 4 thousand zombies in a single cell in some cabin deep inside the forest

[icy vigil]

Which one

[velvet pebble]

Must be a dev joke lol

Fight for a fucking woodshack in the middle of nowhere

[cedar hornet]

some twisted orgy within a single shack smh my head

[velvet pebble]

Related to that toilet in tutorial

Where you hide and then million zombies jump your ass

[ruby river]

if you got a double cheeseburger would it have 2 patties and 2 slices of cheese or would it have 2 patties and 1 slice of cheese

[loud pumice]

Chat... Do you hear that?

That noise is coming from the vents

ඞ

[young kelp]

Swamp is now my home

[heavy ivy]

Welcome to chapter 2 :3

[lament acorn]

swomp

[young kelp]

wtf

[ruby river]

:3

[cedar hornet]

It's been 5 years

[past ingot]

You didn't even count numbers right

[heavy ivy]

different kind of horrors in the swamp :3

[ruby river]

:3

stressed emoji

[devout scroll]

Hello chat

[devout scroll]

:(

Prying for u fr 💯

[devout scroll]

The ending to this game is good I’ll say

[quasi slate]

what are you prying bro

have a crowbar

[cedar hornet]

Peak comedy

[quasi slate]

i find it sad how many innocent artists are getting bullied and accused of ai when they are legit

[surreal mirage]

We live is the bad timeline

[past ingot]

You know X put it in their terms of service or EULA that if you put art on X their AI gets to use it?

[quasi slate]

god forbid your art looks a bit silly and something is slightly off

[quasi slate]

thats old news

[past ingot]

"They Live" is the worst timeline

[surreal mirage]

[past ingot]

I don't pay attention to dates... I don't even know what day it is

[quasi slate]

its 18/03/2024

[surreal mirage]

I thought it was 12/8/2023?

[past ingot]

I'm going to forget in like 10 minutes so....

[quasi slate]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/943310887920500736/971782982962655283/2C01A17D-EAF4-467A-A61A-FF721C3A71C0.gif

[surreal mirage]

Sorry you had to find out like this moopy

[quasi slate]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xkSQMQy42g

[past ingot]

What should I eat for dinner?

[quasi slate]

game cartridge

[surreal mirage]

Cheeseburger

[past ingot]

Nintendo switch cartridges are not filling enough.... I only have two

[quasi slate]

gamecube

[past ingot]

I've never owned a GameCube

And my N64 is at my ex-girlfriend's house

So sad...

[quasi slate]

only heard stories of the gamecube but i wasnt born in the age of dinosaurs to play it

[past ingot]

I ate one for lunch. And it was a low quality burger. Practically a prison burger

[surreal mirage]

O h

A sad burger

[past ingot]

I remember when the first legend of Zelda 1 dropped

[quasi slate]

a n y t h i n g t a s t e s g o o d i f y o u ' r e h u n g r y e n o u g h

[past ingot]

This is why I have 3 fingers...

[quasi slate]

real

[surreal mirage]

Fish fingers

[quasi slate]

yummers

[past ingot]

I guess I'll go eat a chicken sandwich

[surreal mirage]

Yummers

[quasi slate]

make yourself a chicken sandwich with ceasar sauce

and boiled eggs

mmff

[surreal mirage]

Moopy do we share the same love for boiled eggs

[past ingot]

Mango habanero sauce on these really good sandwiches.

[surreal mirage]

The goated food

[past ingot]

Really good chicken really good bread

[quasi slate]

boiled egg good

[surreal mirage]

Ik you're more of a peanut type of guy

[past ingot]

Boiled egg is also prison food

[quasi slate]

not if you know how to work with it

[surreal mirage]

Nahhh boiled eggs are great

[past ingot]

The best deviled eggs I've ever had were in prison

[quasi slate]

no greens? baby tomatoes? salad lettuce?

cheese?

just meat bread and sauce is pretty bland

[past ingot]

No unfortunately not it's a food truck and they're basically brand new so they have an extremely limited menu

They're that good though and they have really good curly fries

[quasi slate]

🫃

[surreal mirage]

Are there any kebab vans nearby

[past ingot]

No

Dang it I forgot the name of the taco truck

[surreal mirage]

Tbf tho new food truck sounds kinda cool tho

[past ingot]

There's a super good taco truck somewhere in my area but they moved locations and I don't remember the name of it so I can't find it

[surreal mirage]

Especially if they're good

Pain

[past ingot]

It's a nine of 10 for a extremely basic chicken sandwich

Also it's cheap

[surreal mirage]

I've had plenty of chicken burgers in my college years

Can admit they're good cheap burgers

[quasi slate]

what is it like ordering food

food ingredients

[surreal mirage]

Wdym

[past ingot]

Maybe I should just get Chinese food it's two days of food for 30 bucks

[quasi slate]

ive never ordered i just go buy them myself

[surreal mirage]

I've only ever ordered groceries once and it's easy

[past ingot]

It's really a pick and click adventure

Like online clothes shopping

[quasi slate]

all fun and games until the truck with groceries ends up in a river

[surreal mirage]

You'll end up finding stuff you don't really look at when in the shop

[past ingot]

They just sent you another order

[quasi slate]

there was one time i went to buy groceries but i forgot why i was there

i left an hour and a half later

[surreal mirage]

[quasi slate]

all that time and whatever i bought didnt require me to get a plastic bag

[past ingot]

That sounds like something I would do

[quasi slate]

im telling you bruv there are some memory altering waves once you pass those gates

you go in and you leave with the sun already setting

what happened

[past ingot]

Yeah it's called fluorescent lighting

I get super confused and I'm almost in like a sleep deprivation State of shock

[quasi slate]

[past ingot]

Walmart does it to me the worst

[fathom igloo]

I accomplished my goal of throwing everyone off 😈

[past ingot]

You are pure evil

-300 social credit score points

[quasi slate]

i store i go to stopped accepting cash i was pretty ticked off at that moment because i didnt have my phone with me so i just had to leave

[past ingot]

Cambrie tell me what to eat tonight

[fathom igloo]

Street tacos

[past ingot]

I don't know where the street taco truck went!!!

And I can't remember its name

[fathom igloo]

WYA? I’ll give you recommendations

General location is fine

[past ingot]

I have strict strict rules of online conduct I do not dox my area

[faint viper]

i really need that one bubble chat screenshot of a pz character affected with everything

[fathom igloo]

Ah ok

[past ingot]

Also I'm wearing pajama pants

[fathom igloo]

State? Maybe could go off that?

[surreal mirage]

Do you really prefer cash?

[quasi slate]

yes

[past ingot]

No it's all right I'm driving by the Chinese food place I think I'm just going to get Chinese food it's the most bang for my buck anyway I'll eat for 2 days

[surreal mirage]

Privacy or convenience?

[fathom igloo]

That’s a good option too

[past ingot]

Paranoia

[fathom igloo]

Understandable

[past ingot]

It's a really good Chinese food place

[surreal mirage]

Privacy can fall into paranoia

[past ingot]

I wish I called ahead

[past ingot]

If I explain to you the entirety of it you would know I am insane

[quasi slate]

privacy somewhat but its more for convenience i dont want my bank to know what im buying besides games

[fathom igloo]

I’m thinking pizza tonight while I spend all night downloading my info

[surreal mirage]

I was gonna make the "damn what you hiding" joke but honestly fair enough

[quasi slate]

i should clarify any large transactions still go through the bank

not going through the pain with cash after the first time

[surreal mirage]

Each to their own

[fathom igloo]

I get it, as someone who has been doxxed before (I kicked a lazy person out of my alliance in Last Shelter Survival, and he unfortunately knew my name and other info from wechat so he started calling around to locations he thought I may have worked at to threaten me)

[past ingot]

I only use cash.... I dont even have a bank account

[quasi slate]

my bank seeing me buy the same thing over and over and over and over again everytime i go grocery shopping

[fathom igloo]

Is it under your mattress?

[past ingot]

Psycho....

[past ingot]

Absolutely not.... It's in a pile of garbage.

[half kettle]

who puts their cash in a garbage pile

[fathom igloo]

Dude got himself a restraining order and lost his job all because he wanted to throw a tantrum

[fathom igloo]

So you’re not Mr. krabs

[past ingot]

Good

[quasi slate]

i dont think anyone should support the transition into full digital balance i still find it safer to just store cash in a safe space instead of having "someone" hold it digitally and then it ends up just being lost

[past ingot]

No but I'm prepared for Mr Krabs to search my house looking for my money

[past ingot]

Yeah my ex-girlfriend's brother did a crazy thing like that he's currently going to jail five states away because he keeps violating that restraining order on multiple girls in that area in a state that he's only been to jail in. for violating restraining orders

[fathom igloo]

Eww what a vile person

[past ingot]

Yeah I don't see why people choose to have someone else hold their money and charge them money for holding their money that they are investing at high risk

[past ingot]

Yeah I can't even get the kid to engage me in a full conversation

[past ingot]

Something highly off with him

[past ingot]

Tf happened?

[quasi slate]

bro parkoured with my ps5 and then it was stolen

[past ingot]

Lol

Anarchy....

[quasi slate]

its probably just mostly paranoia from me but ive had people from friend's family have their money mysteriously vanish from their bank account and then having to go through the troubles to get it back

[past ingot]

Crap I forgot my order number.... It was 30 seconds ago wtf

[quasi slate]

but all digital will suck so bad in the future

im not about to buy ice cream with my phone bro

[past ingot]

They'll have absolute control over your money at all times

[quasi slate]

exactly

[past ingot]

If you support something they don't like they can turn your bank account off.

[quasi slate]

thats not even a thing

[past ingot]

Like super easy. Also tracking on it. Way more easy than they can do no

That whole trucker protest thing in Canada.... They did that to people who gave money to them.

My ex's aunt had her assets frozen for about 6 months.

She's rich btw...

[quasi slate]

more like they would block your bank because you have unpaid debts or whatever like im having trouble understanding how will someone survive if their bank account gets blocked

[surreal mirage]

Curious to see how the crypto space will develop in the future (if it develops at all)

[past ingot]

That's what I mean.

Frozen assets

My brains still melty from being a hippy for 15 years

[past ingot]

It will evolve

[quasi slate]

the workaround to my knowledge would be to use someone's else's bank from family while yours is unavailable

but other than that i have no idea

[past ingot]

Yeah I don't have anyone that would do that for me

[quasi slate]

rip

ig those giftcards that have balance in them which you dont need to put into your bank account but the card only works in that store you got it from

nah nvm how do you even buy something with no bank i forgot already

[past ingot]

Yeah there's no good way around it except to just survive.

[quasi slate]

https://tenor.com/view/leee-gif-4572838905850175184

[past ingot]

Tiny catilac

Mazda meowata

Purrsche

[feral hamlet]

lambreadini

[quasi slate]

you know that movie where people make transactions in exchange for their lifespan

imagine a life like that lol

[past ingot]

Loaforghini

[past ingot]

I remember that... I just don't remember the movie

Didn't it have Justin Timberlake in it

[quasi slate]

called in time

they have time on their wrists and once it runs out they die

[past ingot]

Yeah very weird concept I'm pretty sure Justin Timberlake was the main character

[quasi slate]

i cant memorize actors besides Paul Walker lol

thats the only actor that lives rent free in my head

[past ingot]

Yeah I'm right

[quasi slate]

movie couldve been better if the writing wasnt crap

[past ingot]

I'm not a fan of Paul Walker

[quasi slate]

i idndt even finish it so i dont know how ti ends

[quasi slate]

https://tenor.com/view/huh-cat-cat-huh-small-cat-huh-what-gif-2593177363967991691

[past ingot]

Yeah I don't remember I watched it when I was like brand new

[quasi slate]

i cried when he died bruv

felt like i lost someone from my family

[past ingot]

Do you watch too much fast and the furious?

I'm not going to knock the guy. He got really big and was pretty good

[quasi slate]

i stopped watching the series after he stopped appearing

i heard hes returning in the next one though

[past ingot]

It went downhill from there....

K......

[quasi slate]

pretty sure the next fast and furious is the very last one

[neat moat]

for real this time

pinky promise

[quasi slate]

its supposed to be like the old titles with no sci fi dodge charger on the moon bs

or challenger

sorry i cant tell the two apart

[past ingot]

It smells like urinal cake out here

Like pungent

Like I'm smelling it in a bag.

[neat moat]

where is here

a bathroom?

[past ingot]

Outside

In the rain

[neat moat]

oh well rain does bring put the smells

[past ingot]

That's a weird one. And I grew up in a town that dumped chemicals into the river long after they lit the river on fire from pouring chemicals into it

[narrow rune]

Hi card

[past ingot]

Hey Moe

[narrow rune]

I'm eating mashed potato's and broccoli

[past ingot]

I'm going to eat general tso

[heavy ivy]

lava bouldr

[ruby river]

is this minecraft

[heavy ivy]

no

[ruby river]

is it roblox

[silent copper]

I think it’s Fortnite

[neat moat]

love the new zomboid update

[half kettle]

very technological

[dim cloak]

Huh. 1800 exactly. not anymore tho

[worldly forum]

my god.

[naive flicker]

Lol

[worldly forum]

yes you're just SO COOL faint sobbing

[arctic totem]

Helo everyponie

[naive flicker]

Bruh i just showed my no life amount of XP 😭

Trust me, i touch a lot more grass now

[naive flicker]

Yo

[arctic totem]

Hi cruiser

[naive flicker]

[simple bear]

9+10

[naive flicker]

21

[naive flicker]

Almost level 19

[simple bear]

https://tenor.com/view/rick-grimes-rick-grimes-hospital-bed-gif-17898758641524068132

[naive flicker]

https://tenor.com/view/rick-grimes-twd-rick-grimes-dance-gif-8918224923257704013

[stone nexus]

Balls.

[vague thicket]

I see

[young echo]

???

What country do you live in

[naive flicker]

Balls

[past ingot]

Merica!!

Also balls

[naive flicker]

I expected it to be higher

[stone nexus]

🤝

[naive flicker]

🤝

[young echo]

How do you plan on ever getting a home loan

Or do you just live on a farm that you're going to inherit or something like that

[past ingot]

Yes

[young echo]

How do you get payments from work? Do you just take the check to the bank and cash them out

[vague thicket]

how do u ever plan on getting a credit card to open cases in cs2

[naive flicker]

Nah the feds will track you if you use a card

[past ingot]

Yes

[young echo]

Wild

[past ingot]

Yep...

[young echo]

I suppose it works in your specific situation then

[stone nexus]

Oh god not the cases

[naive flicker]

Gambling

[past ingot]

I'm surprised you figured it out so quick

[vague thicket]

holo get on cs

[young echo]

Well, I figured either you're rural with an inheritance coming, and therefore won't need any major loans in your lifetime or you're a kid

and you don't seem like a kid from our previous interactions.

[past ingot]

No I'm one of the older people here. I'm just very against the government knowing my business.

[naive flicker]

That's understandable

[young echo]

if you're going to gamble, why not play a game that at least has skill as a factor

[naive flicker]

I own a card but getting one made me feel uneasy

But hey good luck escaping the government in my country

The country with the most bureaucracy

[vague thicket]

I’m not playin no damn poker arti

[young echo]

South Korea?

[past ingot]

They don't care what your credit score is.

[vague thicket]

I wanna get fucked over by rng

[young echo]

fuck you it's fun

[naive flicker]

Nah slot machine sitting like a drooling iPad kid in front of the machine

"not a single phone in sight, just people enjoying the moment"

[vague thicket]

The 99% chance to get trash makes the win so much better

Trust me I got a knife once

[young echo]

I lost a pot to a moron who called me with King 5 offsuit against ace king and happened to get runner runner 5s for three of a kind

[past ingot]

Pushes buttons, pulls lever...
Ka-ching

[quaint garden]

Hahahah the top comment of this Reddit post says why don’t we see these in zombie movies https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/s/qCFBwf6Led

[young echo]

so you can still get fucked over by rng

[naive flicker]

It's simple. That's why i like it (i don't gamble)

[vague thicket]

Real ones played poker in that Mario ds game

https://tenor.com/view/dream-luigi-gambling-lucky-rigged-gif-26648918

This one

WIt WHAT IS THAT CAPTION LOL

[polar kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/plankton-spongebob-get-out-gtfo-mad-gif-15004072870832782483

[past ingot]

Because horizontal is the way to go.... Like in Ravenholm

[naive flicker]

Finna gamble in PZ
Scratch tickets 🙏

[past ingot]

I won 7$ yesterday pulling a stack of scratch offs outta a garbage can.

[onyx igloo]

I played poker with my family and I got pretty good cards a couple of times

[naive flicker]

Oh neat

[vague thicket]

https://tenor.com/view/bedrotting-sad-bedrot-sad-girl-gif-3409888363284006051

[next trout]

overheard from my son and his friends group call playing Rivals:

Bro, don't abbreviate Cyberpunk

[naive flicker]

Yea you shouldn't do that

[past ingot]

You ever see a stack of scratch offs grab them.
The person is getting high off the scratch offs. It affects their judgement and ability to process information

[young echo]

it was above 93% chance for me to win

Thankfully I wasn't playing for real money, but that was still a lot of fake money to lose on bad luck

but hey, that's the game

[naive flicker]

One dollar tickets seem like a waste to them

[polar kernel]

sorry i feel really hostile towards u today

[onyx igloo]

I'm like 16 and this one guy in my gc is calling me an unc

[polar kernel]

maybe tomorrow

[vague thicket]

put it to good use and murder me

[onyx igloo]

I am NOT that old bro

[polar kernel]

ok unc go do ur taxes

[vague thicket]

[onyx igloo]

Taxes?
I evade them

[naive flicker]

Some 20 yo calls me boomer

I'm 3 years younger than her sthu 😭

[young echo]

I'm 22 and some of my younger friends started calling me a hag

[polar kernel]

i got called an oldhead when i was like 21

some bullshit

[past ingot]

Wow.....

[naive flicker]

I alr feel old tho 👴

[onyx igloo]

I do prefer the cd player over a screen tho

[past ingot]

I'm actually old....

[naive flicker]

I have a job n shit
Idk

[past ingot]

I played Atari as a child

[young echo]

Imo it's like

[naive flicker]

Damn

[onyx igloo]

I like the old radio adjusters to spin

[naive flicker]

When i was very young it was the PS2 for me

[loud pumice]

ඞ

[onyx igloo]

I played the ps3

And a DS

[young echo]

1-2 baby
3-4 toddler
5-9 kid
10-13 tween
14-19 teenager
20-25 young adult
25-35 adult
35-50 middle aged
50-70 old
70+ very old

[polar kernel]

1-18 baby
18-9999999 unc (should die)

its so over

[past ingot]

You sound like the government

[onyx igloo]

the government wants us to last for work

[past ingot]

Or die.... Either or is fine.

[naive flicker]

What can i say about mine?

[loud pumice]

Even in death I serve the Omnissiah

[naive flicker]

I feel like one day i might do this. But on the other hand I'm too lazy to change my habits

[past ingot]

Idk what that is...

[fleet marten]

👶

[dawn spade]

Incorect
1-11 baby
12-16 child
17-24 young adult
25-74 adult
75+ unofficially ded

[arctic totem]

My bones hurt

[young kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/lobotomy-gif-17167871613916111579

[brazen lantern]

1-100 child

[young kelp]

fixed some fences, not sure if thats worth anything

[neon bramble]

why does that look familiar

[vast rune]

Darkwood is so good. I liked having them repaired but I think it's more for mental stability lol

Which hideout is that, silent forest?

[young kelp]

swamp

[ruby river]

:3

whats darkwood

[quasi slate]

i forgot those were there lmao

[heady basin]

i had my first dream about jaime last night

the bank gave me documents detailing how he was planning on killing me

and some other guy was in on it who was never named but i assume was meant to be light

i got so worried bc i genuinely thought it was real for a hot minute and that jaime didn’t actually want anything to do with me

[polar current]

https://tenor.com/view/hi-gif-27097219

[heady basin]

i didnt give a shit that he wanted me dead in the dream

i was more worried about him not liking me

jaime if ur reading this i warned you in advance that i have issues

and this is exhibit A

[naive flicker]

🚬

That's how life is sometimes

[quasi slate]

🚭

[ruby river]

hewwo

[dawn spade]

This crush is getting weird

[neat moat]

nostalgic

[young kelp]

A game where trees talk

[polar kernel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/986948930740813864/1316766527915167804/image0.gif

[ruby river]

if the trees were light would it still be called darkwood

[ruby river]

minecraft!

[quasi slate]

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-stare-gif-26332648

[young kelp]

You're in the wrong woods if the trees were lit

[glad field]

dont do that

[quasi slate]

[glad field]

[ruby river]

i love china!

[quasi slate]

xiaohongshu my favorite app on my huaweii device

[toxic relic]

...

i need context

[polar kernel]

husbant.... you havent agree to xiaohongshu terms and conditions....

[heavy ivy]

ohnoes

[quasi slate]

damn free gift

[toxic relic]

ip grabber number 43408

[vague socket]

With tik tok about to shut down, the dumb 'refugees' of the app are flocking to a Chinese tik tok alternative called (in english) red notebook.

As per usual with Chinese social media apps, it is heavily censored, and these guys are mocking the Chinese censorship.

[lilac quarry]

thanks

[toxic relic]

i see

[heavy ivy]

thank you for obliterating the not lovely

[toxic relic]

leon is thanking them cause he stole the 50 dollas

[heavy ivy]

eh he can keep them thats like 4 copies of zawmboid

[toxic relic]

tru

1 copy for each of my fingers

[heavy ivy]

what happened to the other four 😯

[toxic relic]

hongry

[heavy ivy]

fair

[toxic relic]

wait

[quasi slate]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPcrHjdQFWI

[toxic relic]

important question

if you could regrow limbs would you eat your fingers

[quasi slate]

do i get powers like jujutsu kaisen

[toxic relic]

not just fingers but would you eat your flesh

[toxic relic]

elaborate on these powers

[quasi slate]

uhm

[vague socket]

We'd all eat our flesh when push comes to shove

[toxic relic]

true

im just using this as a hypothetical

would you use your flesh as a sustainable and renewable source of food

if it could regrow

[last spoke]

I wonder where the body would get the resources to do this

[vague socket]

In my cushy house with heating and electricity and a functional supermarket? Nope.

[toxic relic]

lets say:

• every part of you can regrow within 24 hours of removal
• hair is unaffected and grows at the same pace as always
• you do not feel pain when removing flesh/organs but only if YOU do it
• you can change the texture and taste of the flesh

[toxic relic]

not sure

[quasi slate]

double edged sword

[toxic relic]

cons:

• takes 24 hours
• if an organ is removed, the body will not be able to utilise the organs functions -- ex. if you remove your stomach, you cant eat until its grown back
• you will feel pain [REGARDLESS of being put under anaesthesia] if someone else removes the flesh/organ
• while each growth does not deteriorate in quality [ie, your calf muscles dont become weaker with each growth, they will grow back to the same state as when you removed them], there is a small chance of mutation

hmmm

id do it

[heavy ivy]

starfish :3

[quasi slate]

this is like a weaker version of a real life condition called CIPA but you get regeneration

[naive flicker]

When will we get Brian Moser in PZ

[toxic relic]

addendum: if the organ/flesh mutates and you remove it, the next regrowth will strive to develop into the organ/flesh prior to mutation

[worldly forum]

just got my new rgb keyboard.

one of the lights is off

[naive flicker]

I don't like RGB

[quasi slate]

grats

[worldly forum]

im gonna crash out

[naive flicker]

I have a flat keyboard and I like it

[toxic relic]

convergent evolution at work

[worldly forum]

i'm just blind so the light is nice

[naive flicker]

I use my desk lamp if i have to

Orr my TV since it's a hella big monitor which produces enough light

[toxic relic]

is is mechanical

the keyboard

[worldly forum]

yurrr

[toxic relic]

hell yeah

[worldly forum]

cherry red switches

they sound like so sexy

i want to eat them

BUT THAT LIGHT IS PISSING ME OFF

[toxic relic]

i enjoy fuckin around with mech keyboards cause of the satisfying way the keys pop out

ez cleanin

[worldly forum]

i ordered a replacement and ill return this one when it shows up

[naive flicker]

I prefer silent keys. And no not my whole setup is so boring
My setup seems like a lobotomite but hey it works well

[toxic relic]

i hate reds

[worldly forum]

ur wrong

thats that

[toxic relic]

i use browns

[lilac quarry]

reds are so loud

browns are sick

[toxic relic]

[worldly forum]

i type really loudly so i like the slightly less jarring compared to razer's green switches

[quasi slate]

louder keys are better for rhythm gaming

[naive flicker]

The only advantage mechanical keyboards have are that they add like a buffer while smashing your fuckin desk

[worldly forum]

i also like the no resistance

[toxic relic]

i dont rhythm game so i have no need

browns work best for me cause less noise + good feel for long hours typin

[worldly forum]

my roommate's is a little too sensitive for me, and this one is just right

[toxic relic]

razers greens are wild

[naive flicker]

God i love having a room for myself

I couldn't stand having a roommate

[worldly forum]

oh no

[toxic relic]

wrong 🤓

[worldly forum]

we have separate rooms

im not in a dorm

[naive flicker]

Ok

[toxic relic]

roommate is synonymous with flatmate

[worldly forum]

CLCICKKYLLCI CKCLYUKKCICLCIKC

[toxic relic]

you dont usually share rooms

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/akira-leave-me-alone-tetsuo-tetsuo-shima-leave-me-alone-meme-gif-12118377099744361472

[naive flicker]

Keyboard is keyboard, flat, mechanical idc. I just take whatever I'm used to, i hate getting used to new mouses or keyboards

[worldly forum]

i have weak pinkies so sometimes i couldnt get the uhm

[livid notch]

I would unironicly love to have j'aime or any of my pookies in this server as roomates

[worldly forum]

the strength i needed to push right on more resistant keys

(i have the same issue with piano. my pinkie is simply too fucking weak)

[toxic relic]

damn

[naive flicker]

Even with people that i know well i couldn't stand it lol
I need some space for myself

[toxic relic]

i play drums so i got hard hands

[worldly forum]

mind you i only used homerow typing on my left hand, my right is search and peck

for whatever reason

[toxic relic]

idk how else to word this

[livid notch]

Eh myself got plenty to share and I'm pretty lonely

[toxic relic]

we all type weird dw

[worldly forum]

you'd think that me playing guitar for so long would

1. give me calluses
2. make my fingers a little stronger

but no...

[toxic relic]

damn

i would think that

[naive flicker]

Fair

[worldly forum]

my fingers stay pretty and soft.

i want ugly fingers tf

(my jacked nails make up for it)

[naive flicker]

Start biting your nails

[toxic relic]

ugly fingers 🗣️ 🔥

[naive flicker]

And the skin around it

[toxic relic]

i have toe thumbs

[naive flicker]

Tf

[worldly forum]

nah that could get me back into some old self destructive habits

[toxic relic]

yknow

[worldly forum]

so i just bite my nails a ton

[toxic relic]

[these are not my thumbs, just an example]

[naive flicker]

I still bite my nails

[lilac quarry]

THOSE ARE YOUR THUMBS?!?!?!

[naive flicker]

Uh

[toxic relic]

mr snakeass yells at cloud

[ruby river]

feet

[worldly forum]

i would get that erm...like no nailbiting uh nailpolish

[ruby river]

toes

[worldly forum]

but i would start biting people, i fear

[toxic relic]

i can sell hand pics as feet pics

i would be rich

[worldly forum]

people like hands too

[toxic relic]

[ruby river]

handholding~

[naive flicker]

Getting less stress from just biting my nails is a fair price. I fuckin hate changing habits so i refuse to change most stuff

I'm doing fine

[ruby river]

does having toes for fingers affect your ability to grab stuff

[toxic relic]

yes it would

but it doesnt in my case

since i do not have toes as fingers

[ruby river]

you know that monkeys have hands on their feet

[toxic relic]

it just looks that way

[lilac quarry]

are you sure

[worldly forum]

i mean if they only look like toes, it wouldnt really do anything wrong

[ruby river]

all apes have hands on their feet

its pretty cool

[toxic relic]

no im lying, i swapped my hands and feet

[worldly forum]

but if you had actual toes. in like structure.

[lilac quarry]

ask omar if he could clarify but do they taste like toes?

[worldly forum]

you couldnt do shit

[naive flicker]

Life ain't sunshine and rainbows lil bro

[toxic relic]

i can confirm that they taste like hands

i ate them

people really be into toes

[ruby river]

orangutans can grab stuff with their feet just as well as with their hands

[toxic relic]

indeed

can we add orangutan dna to humans

im sure if you train your foot dexterity you could do similar

[ruby river]

do it

orangutans are so cool

[ruby river]

they have opposable feet

they have thumbs as big toes

just imagine how hard itd be to do pretty much anything if you didnt have opposable thumbs

[naive flicker]

It's not guaranteed that we will get that attribute tho

Which is why i think that catgirls won't happen in the near future
How do we know how to get the ears and the tail?

[toxic relic]

unless you map orangutan genomes

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/halo-halo2-elite-sangheili-greetings-gif-25839730

[toxic relic]

you can actually pick out specific 'traits'

[naive flicker]

How so?

[toxic relic]

well if you have a mapped genome you can crossreference what sequences cause what to develop

[naive flicker]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-epic-fail-gif-8670027723805715741

[neat moat]

catgirls as a real life speces is entirely u ethical unless it is self imposed

[toxic relic]

this has many practical applications today from medicine to phylogeny

genome sequencing yknow

[ruby river]

elephants are so cool

[naive flicker]

Hm makes sense

[neat moat]

youre suggesting the creation of a slave species

[toxic relic]

just swap out what you want and dont want in the genome sequences

[ruby river]

elephants dont have hands, they use their trunks to grab stuff

isnt that so freaking cool

[naive flicker]

That depends on how humans would use them

[toxic relic]

oh yeah real, im just explaining genome sequencing

[naive flicker]

Some would give them meaning
Some would use them as a tool

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/memes-thednaofthesoul-memesthednaofthesoul-monsoon-metalgearrising-gif-26431019

[naive flicker]

It totally relies on us

[neat moat]

Humans should not, and will not creat such a lifeform

I'll make sure of it.

[naive flicker]

Science is inevitable, unfortunately

[thin wedge]

This is our genes now. We have transcended homo sapiens

[ruby river]

what? genetically modifying a human being in order to make them more sexually attractive is unethical? say it aint so

[thin wedge]

We are homo memus

[naive flicker]

Uh

[toxic relic]

,,,

[toxic relic]

another meme religion

[naive flicker]

Ben, Catgirls aren't only there for sex

Smh

[neat moat]

they are basically only there for sexual desires

[ruby river]

if you think about it, we selectively bred dogs to be obedient and emotionally dependent on humans so they would serve us better

[toxic relic]

yes

[ruby river]

is that unethical

[toxic relic]

yes

[neat moat]

you say that as if I support that

[naive flicker]

https://tenor.com/view/sushichaeng-chips-eating-nom-crisps-gif-22496360

[thin wedge]

They are there to piss on your furniture and make a mess

[toxic relic]

lol this has lead to so many health issues for different dogs mate

[neat moat]

the pug

[ruby river]

pugs and weiner dogs

[toxic relic]

dude shouldve stopped for 1 second to think about it

[ruby river]

pugs are an abomination im sorry

[naive flicker]

There are there so we can scream at them like this random dude on YT who yelled at his cats 16 years ago

[neat moat]

this is what what happens when man tries to play gooooood

[ruby river]

if you think its ok how we smushed the pugs face because their breathing is cute then youre evil

[naive flicker]

I don't like that

[ruby river]

the reason they breathe so hard is because they are SUFFOCATING

[thin wedge]

So true

[naive flicker]

https://youtu.be/hddCpJ8MfVo?si=HG1p31oSC2JVSuta

Even 18 years

Wow

[neat moat]

im lost. Are we all agreeing that creating a subservient species of catgilrs and the selective breeding of dogs is wrong?

[ruby river]

i was talking to someone who breeds cats for a living

he says that cats are supposed to eat 80% protein, 10% fat, 10% bones

people shouldnt feed cats vegetables

[toxic relic]

i dont know whats happening

[neon bramble]

who even

[toxic relic]

i think chat is flip floppin

[naive flicker]

Selective dog species? Yes

[toxic relic]

🥞

[fair yacht]

hello general chaters

[toxic relic]

degeneral

[ruby river]

hi hi hi

[fair yacht]

[naive flicker]

Catgirls? Unsure. We can't tell what problems would come with getting cat ears and a cat tail

[thin wedge]

[ruby river]

also if youre one of those people who lives in texas or some other hot climate and owns a husky or tibetan mastiff or something, i hate you

[neat moat]

crusader, slavery is wrong

slavery

is

wrong

[toxic relic]

if i play a steam game while my status is offline

[naive flicker]

Bro

[toxic relic]

will it show

[ruby river]

huskies are made to live in the snow

[naive flicker]

That's up to us

[toxic relic]

question for caht

[thin wedge]

If slavery is wrong why is rinworld so fun

[fair yacht]

:(

[naive flicker]

It's up to us if we turn them into slaves or not.

[neat moat]

rimworld is rimwolrd

[toxic relic]

rimworld is boring

i couldnt get into it

[fair yacht]

Raphtalia.

[naive flicker]

And you can decide to be one of them or not

[ruby river]

@fair yacht if you could have a working elephant trunk for a nose would u do it

[neat moat]

I thought you were cool stink

[toxic relic]

chat

[toxic relic]

i am 🤓

i just hate colony sims

well i hate rimworlds one

i modded it to shit and still got bored

[neat moat]

You hurt me

[fair yacht]

No

[toxic relic]

im an evil man

[neat moat]

youre more of a minor antagonist

[toxic relic]

im ok withthat

a lot of minor antags became huge

you will all appreciate me when im gone

[neat moat]

not this one

[toxic relic]

im also ok with that

[ruby river]

wouldnt it be cool

itd be like having a third hand

[toxic relic]

i dont need to be popular

[weak pewter]

anyone wanna join me and 2 other guys in a few minutes? we’re starting fresh

idk who they are tbh

[toxic relic]

join what

[weak pewter]

so it’ll be interesting

[toxic relic]

?

[neat moat]

zomboid

[naive flicker]

I generally despise servers

[weak pewter]

new world

zomboid

[toxic relic]

new world?

what the fuck is zomboid

[naive flicker]

Some of them clutter the workshop with their true music mods

[livid notch]

https://discord.com/channels/136501320340209664/1019737819981283459

[neat moat]

servers mod lists are insane

[toxic relic]

zomming my boid till i project

[weak pewter]

i know, the posts in there jusy didn’t know if anyone else saw it

[neat moat]

Think I saw one with like 200-300 mods

[toxic relic]

not bad

[lilac quarry]

I think I'm gonna bite the bullet and buy another guitar lol

it's so over

[toxic relic]

leon

[naive flicker]

Which are also a danger to the whole workshop. Copyrighted music available in full length. If steam finds out then the workshop might be fucked

[toxic relic]

leon has been infected

next youll be looking at collectors guitars to put on your wall

if you got the cash and want to, go for it dud

[ruby river]

if you could have any limb or body part that an animal has on your body, what would it be

[toxic relic]

😄 i know what id pick

[neat moat]

shut

[livid notch]

Alligator teeth

[naive flicker]

Idk maybe cat eyes because my eyes are fucked up

[lilac quarry]

I just want another one to leave in another tuning

[livid notch]

That too

[neat moat]

only pick one

[toxic relic]

that is valid

id want a tail or horns

[worldly forum]

i have two acoustic guitars

[neat moat]

ok teiflings

[worldly forum]

and one bass

[toxic relic]

how did you know

[neat moat]

youre predictable

[toxic relic]

i play tiefling or draconian

[ruby river]

i want to have antlers like a deer

[neat moat]

guess my favorite dnd species

you'll never guess it

[worldly forum]

half orcs

[ruby river]

gnomes

[neat moat]

if im playing an orc it's a full orc

[worldly forum]

hm

gay

[ruby river]

halfling

[neat moat]

no more orc racism

and no

x2

[ruby river]

i only like the short races

[toxic relic]

kobold

[ruby river]

sorry

goblin

[naive flicker]

Nords

[neat moat]

my friend she likes kobolds

[toxic relic]

goblin deez nuts

[naive flicker]

Oh shit this ain't Skyrim

[ruby river]

i only like races below human size

[toxic relic]

firbolg

[neat moat]

what

[naive flicker]

I only like hoomans

No I'm not racist

[toxic relic]

tortle?

[naive flicker]

I only like to play as humans

[toxic relic]

tabaxi?

[worldly forum]

tiefling is all i play

i love tieflings

mwah

mwah mwah

[toxic relic]

autognome?

[worldly forum]

im basic as fuck

life cleric tiefling

mwah

[neat moat]

like i said you'd never guess it

[toxic relic]

minotaur

[lilac quarry]

I mean.................................................

[toxic relic]

loxodon

[worldly forum]

oh shes purrrrrdy

and on sale?

well now you have to get it

[neat moat]

1k?????

[lilac quarry]

yeah it's cheap considering

[thin wedge]

mid western emo

[lilac quarry]

I spent $680 on my squier

[thin wedge]

Starter pack

[unreal bane]

My early morning, uncaffeinated brain hazed over, and I swear I saw one of you describe a race as a 'gayling'. And left me very very confused.

[ruby river]

i would want to have alligator eyelids

[neat moat]

stink wishes they were a gayling

[unreal bane]

I should get coffee.

[neat moat]

what flavor

[toxic relic]

i am a gayling

[unreal bane]

Flavour?

In my coffee?

[neat moat]

of coffee yes

[unreal bane]

What is wrong with you?

[neat moat]

Im assuming they have flavors

[unreal bane]

[unreal bane]

But nah, just black coffee.

[neat moat]

I see

[ruby river]

if you could have fur on your body, would you

[neat moat]

no

[toxic relic]

sure

[neat moat]

absolutely not

[uncut apex]

Never

[spare ingot]

no that would suck

[toxic relic]

i would

[neat moat]

fleas

[toxic relic]

im already hairy as fuck

[neat moat]

ticks

[toxic relic]

hygiene

[unreal bane]

We already transform once a month into bloodthirsty, ravenous beasts. I don't believe we need fur on top of that.

[neat moat]

you'd have to brush your entire body constantly

[uncut apex]

At least you could get a job as a circus attraction

[toxic relic]

...

[spare ingot]

thursdoid

[neat moat]

they already have that job prospect

[toxic relic]

im ok with that

mr snakeass does not appreciate being called a circus attraction

[neat moat]

who

[spare ingot]

isnt the human body evolved to sweat and wouldn't fur mess that up or something

[unreal bane]

What about the star?

[toxic relic]

[uncut apex]

That name makes me think of a circus attraction

[toxic relic]

thanks

i already deal with intense body hair, i could make fur work

[spare ingot]

if you live in cold weather you're completely fine tho I think

[toxic relic]

u still sweat in cold weather

[uncut apex]

Fine ish

[neat moat]

it wouldn't evaportae properly

[toxic relic]

the star?

[neat moat]

I think it would get pretty gross

[weak pewter]

does anyone know if there’s a way to open a VC?

or make one

[devout yew]

im gonna miss tiktok

[toxic relic]

i will be a woodland cryptid

[neat moat]

you just join the vc and it makes one for you

[ruby river]

what if you had the ability to turn into a werewolf every full moon

youre fully aware of what youre doing the entire time

[arctic totem]

Helo everyponiessss

[toxic relic]

that is dependent on the werewolf

[ruby river]

haiiii

[toxic relic]

what type of werewolf

[arctic totem]

Hi bestie rye bred

[neat moat]

ben do you just like werewolves or something

[ruby river]

what type of werewolves are there

[dawn spade]

Ye

[spare ingot]

the type that every full moon you turn into a werewolf and only a silver bullet or something can kill you

[fair yacht]

[arctic totem]

Hi :3

[dawn spade]

But sometimes i get cold and sweating doesnt warm me up

[neat moat]

it shouldn't

[arctic totem]

Does any one want anything from Dairy Queen

[dawn spade]

Yes it shoulr

[neat moat]

let me check

[dawn spade]

Evolution done did scane me

Scam

It should me me warm when cold

[arctic totem]

furie

[neat moat]

yeah sweating cools you down regardless

[arctic totem]

(Me too)

[toxic relic]

a few examples

[dawn spade]

In fur?

[toxic relic]

theres a lot of different werewolf lore

[ruby river]

yeah but youre fully aware of whats going on the whole time and you can choose if you wanna turn or not

[neat moat]

bro shared furry art

[arctic totem]

puppies on fire

[toxic relic]

i did

and what ghoti

[heavy ivy]

I like werewolves

[dawn spade]

Are u saying fur wouldnt mess up sweatings ability to cool u down?

[neat moat]

I guess nothing

[fair yacht]

why does this milk not taste like anything .-.

[arctic totem]

Covid

[fair yacht]

not even this PB i had tasted like anything man

[dawn spade]

It tastes like milk

[toxic relic]

this sounds like furry werewolves

i would do it

[fair yacht]

no i now what its supposed to taste like

[heavy ivy]

i would too tbh

[fair yacht]

but it doesnt

not even chips...

[dawn spade]

O

[heavy ivy]

im not like, biased or anything

[dawn spade]

Maybe u have a brain tumour

[toxic relic]

ember knows whats up

i am biased

[dawn spade]

My name is web md

[heavy ivy]

yep i too am biased, and it does not change my decision hehe :3

[toxic relic]

real

[neat moat]

I am a paid thinker

[toxic relic]

zeerol reference

chat has injokes

[neat moat]

what

[heavy ivy]

zeerol? woah

[dawn spade]

Your a paid conspiracy theoriest

[toxic relic]

we truly are an insular community

[neat moat]

paid thinker is older than zeerol

[toxic relic]

ik

[neat moat]

false information is being spread

[dawn spade]

Only by you

[toxic relic]

im just referencing when zee did it

[heavy ivy]

this is why we have a certified worth decider in chat

[dawn spade]

Ur the inly one spreading wrong facts

[toxic relic]

#general_chat message
#pz_b42_chat message

[fair yacht]

https://tenor.com/view/ravenfield-ladder-gif-13009164660916686600

lmao

[toxic relic]

i am him

i even have a degree

[heavy ivy]

exactly

[dawn spade]

Isnt ur degree in just like.... counting

[fair yacht]

plush frenm!

[neat moat]

This reminds me of the time a dentist tried to disprove evolution using their degree

[fair yacht]

i hate dentists

[toxic relic]

you can have multiple degrees man

[neat moat]

Bro could only afford to use 12 pixels

[toxic relic]

yessir

[dawn spade]

Yeh but there value splits

[toxic relic]

what

[dawn spade]

If y have 2 each is only half a degree

[toxic relic]

huh?

[neat moat]

this is factual

a real patriot

[dawn spade]

SEE