#assassination
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german seperate word challenge impossible difficulty
german is wonderful, you can just merge words together and its grammatically correct
Yea
can even take a english term, use it regular and become part of the language
it's always funny to me when I walk around and hear germans swearing in english
Makes me want to relearn german
e.g. team is a english term
so we joink it
and then apply the above
and we get Teambildungsmaßnahmen
But then forget it again since I don’t use it anywhere
hey thats me
Meanwhile outlaw channel constantly mentions french
Nope
"fick dich alter" just doesn't hit the same
for always being seen as an aggressive language, germans swearing is surprisingly comical
probs cus Zac is french
du
I also am
HURENSOHN
Sorry to be French
is Peak german swearing
was stimmt nicht mit meine uhren?
Not only zac, half the channel there
Bro our mastery is a French word
assassination is german, outlaw is french
Ofc there are a lot of French
whats subtlety then?
Spanish
American i guess
basement weebs
The Maginot Line


why we gotta be german
because every other day there's just a full convo in german in here
Because Whispyr and Seli
because nothing else is happening
we gotta fill the space
by just talking in a different language
or else the channel will rot
tryan is german, i am german, whispyr is half german ^^

Meh
we have a lot of german speaking people in discord
seli's german
can we be south korean
@quiet oar is german
and outlaw can be north korean
Yeah
and sub can be the DMZ
seli aswell
I mean
Can we put some flags next to the channel names
JAWOHL

yes, but seli is only talking in #off-topic

he SOMETIMES shows up, drops a wall of text and then goes away for 7weeks
Sub would need to be between sin and law then
well it is
What is between France and germany
it's only 2 buttons
Lichtenchtein ?
Grrrrr
Not good
Saarland
Nope

Saarland
is seli just a whispyr pin?
that is the name in english
Okay
Its luxembourg
Closer but too small for how many people play sylub
Then sub is luxenbourg
God Do i hate mobile keyboard
Same lol
Are you at work ignoring your tasks and spend your time on discord too ?


I always thought stealthi was swede or norwegian or something
Scandinavian
this ruins my headcannon
Or is denmark scandi?
Would be funny if Stealthi changed all the faq to danish
It is
scandinavian is generally considered to be sweden/finland/norway
Scandinavia is basically all countries with a big plus on the flag
Ye
Or am I missing smth
if you add denmark and iceland it's a "nordic" country
Ah, aight
England wants to talk to your managee
Swiss is Scandinavia
He said big plus
Its a small plus for switzerland
It better talk to Wales first
oh ye, thats not big enough?
fake news
Yep
yes but youre american so its assumed
I mean its a good cropped plus
Not touching the edges
i just call it "die da oben" tbh
Die Wikinger
I don't think anything exists above the north sea
Except for a big magnet
That makes
work
There that’s better
Gotta use them emojis
And some hpal island
But that one is a bit more western, idk if it even counts
bro who lives here that shit wild
Damn
Biggest merry-go-round ever
Seems so lonely down there
I bet it gives a 10% exp buff as well
humans 🤮
only from killing wild animals though
I wanna spin it like a fidget spinner
this is actually what flat earthers think the world looks like
including the spinning bits around it?
i shall now believe that the earth is the center of a fidget spinner, with the moon on one of the ends, the sun on another end
The OL one is not
Probably not
We haven’t updated it for 10.1.5
Idk if there’s even guidelines for 10.1.5
Well get to it!
Zacs doing ol
I’ve bullied him into it now I just need to get sub done
Dunno who to bully for that tbh
Probs fuu but I’m scared he will come to me in my dreams
I can’t be asked doing that
The big comparison sims on that page are worthless
Most of the time people just use it to justify why a class should get nerfs or buffs
Because that number > this number
my favorite spec should get a buff because I want to see bigger numbers than everyone else has*
Comparing sims across classes is kind of a disaster as well
Even across specs sometimes
Open source code and change the displayed value
I remember asking one of the warlock TC’s something in sepulcher and bro said “ah yeah we don’t have a demo theorycrafter right now”
so like you know how they ask for enchants names instead of ids in the profiles stuffs
but why
Readability
ok but then you cant even copy paste the profiles into raidbots
You’re not supposed to?
Rogue Spreadsheet - Light: http://tiny.cc/2bq0vz / Dark: http://tiny.cc/xdu1vz
based and real
I didn't even use combat text for a very long time 
boss dead = numbers are probably good enough
Yep, that’s the attitude
I still dont
I turned it off in legion
and just have never turned it on
people always be like "I saw a 45k envenom crit POGGGGGGG"
and then there's me
"you saw an envenom?"

How am i supposed to pog or cut me
it's just insanely useless information during the combat
Have a bacon weakaura
Well
I can tell looking at my details dps
while I channel beacon I look down and if it's +10k I'm like oh that's a crit
people that have a weakaura which announces the beacon crits in /say get a free spot on the ignore list
I have no idea how I turned it off and never found how to turn it back on. And the game is better without numbers flooding the screen (at least this one is)
Might as well turn off Details tbh
Except for actually measuribg performance or smth
if you're doing m+ with an augvoker details is actually a waste of time
Even without, it’s just there and it doesn’t really do anything
Or maybe I have no clue how to use it properly
Numbers big
Be elitist
Numbers small
Be the whole some guy who defends people against elitists
same here, if i see my name in details during the lust opener it's a beacon crit 
true
Just Flame everyone
Eh
Always a crit miss on intimidation rolls
And I look like that “i am a surgeon” meme
And then I regret it
based
Gm oxi

best elitists are the ones bad at the game, way more flame from those
Yeah
aka the meaning of elitist lol
there is the possibility of an elistist actually being good at the game but with the elitist attitude towards others
yeha, but those guys are not the typical "im good everyone else bad, now excuse me while im doing tank dps" guys you have in +20keys 
yeah we had someone call it quits this week after tuesday. he missed the majority of his soaks on magmorax and now is done. he was one of the ones that thought he was amazing
sounds like a win for your raid if you can replace
Already did and got further
What is better to craft? an belt or wrist?

compair?
ok
let secondary stats set as none?
I mean to let pick for me?
I got it.
well belt will be better
Hey do we have an idea when 10.2 come and rogues get their much needed and awaited rework/buff
yo I am considering login to my acc and buy heroic sark to get my aotc.. havent played for months I was 8/9 at first week and didnt play then
am I moron or sounds good ?
they would but am lazy I guess
wrist if you can get a 450 belt from mythic sark
otherwise doesn't matter
pick whatever is the higher ilvl upgrade
brez 
Q: Exanguanate is back in bussines? for cleave build? i see it in the spreadsheet
+aoe build
A: No


pfft, all the top rogues just wanna hog exsang for themselves. it's secretly the most overpowered thing in the world, and they just dont want everyone else to use it and get it nerfed
Who wants to hog exsang, that sounds cursed
I would pay for someone to take it from me
Why hog Exsang when you can Exsang the hog
I HAVE heard that it's whispyr's birthday!
Happy birthday king @balmy condor
CEASE
I CANT
IVE JUST BEEN HUNTING DOWN PINGS FOR 25 MINUTES
She wanted me to make an announcement
The initial question was whether we should announce/@ everyone ping
so be thankful we modified
I pressed the @ button and then when all the names popped up I felt tremendous amounts of fear at what I nearly did
Pressing enter and seeing “you’re about to notify 67,518 users” makes your blood run so cold
I almost threw up when I did it last time
The number definitely makes it worse
do it
lets make that more pings, happy bday 
Thank you
Happy birthday @balmy condor 🤩
Wowee, happy birthday whispyr!
Thank you
Thank you
Happy birthday 🐰 🎂
Thank you Mr bunny
Happy birthday, may the exsang bug never get fixed as your present
Thank you, it won’t be
Removing exsang will fix the bug. cause.. it won't exist 
That's teh best way of fixing things
Happy BDAY! @balmy condor !
Thank you!

i miss 45s exsang
Go away
You’re half-sane then
The based opinion is hating exsang regardless of the cooldown because it’s shit every way it’s existed
is there an easy way to sim the best secondary combo for the ring?
Gear compare would be the quickest
Crit/mast and haste/mast usually the two most common
kk, thanks!
habbby birfday @balmy condor 
Thank you shmushies
Happy birthday @balmy condor 
Thank you
Happy birthday, same bday
Happy birthday shadow
Thanks
Happy birthday homie wtf
Your birthday also insanely close to mine, easy to remember 

Sorry 
no that last time doesn't count
might as well try another 🫠
I will ban you, without remorse
Bro?

hating exsang is always the correct choice
that's up there with the present I got for my birthday last year
wiping on anduin for 3 hours

realz are u up for a moment?
I would like 2 things from exsang:
- Not needing a 4 paragraph discord pin explaining how it functions and why one order is good and another order is the death of your damage
- removing the snapshotting and rigid 8 second ramp up it in order for it to be played at a decent level.
I don’t even hate exsanguinate as a concept, I hate it as an implementation where unless you’re a well versed, well educated, one percent player, it’s basically impossible to logic your way through the correct usage of it
A skill check is great, love that
feliz cum whispyr
But hiding a skill ceiling through an impossible to understand ability using conventional gameplay is not it imo
Thank you
actual birthday?
mhm mhm mhm based take birthday boy. happy birthday! 
its his actual birthday cuz I remmeber he was one day off of mine and mines tmrw so...
happy birthday gamer(s)
nice! happy birthday, whispyr 🙂
Thank you thank you
Happy birthday Whispyr
and happy pre-bd armin, admittedly i probably won't remember by tmw
Thank you
thank you thank you ❤️
excuse me, can we borrow you a moment in the pvp thread pls? D:
Happy Bday
@balmy condor
Thank you
@balmy condor how old are you
24
oof
u have my brother age
thats old for sure
wait 1 more year
ye I mean I understand why you are the sin guy now
I'm not wishing you a happy birthday
and you can't make me
probably the oldest in this server
Surely
yall forgetting about grandpa push
well he retired
jfc
We still have grandpa seliathan
He’s got a 3 in front of his age
Almost unimaginable

Push is younger than me dog
just like oxi
I’m like 99% sure
I assume I have seli beat then, almost don't want to think about it
Nah seli is an old old man
I thought ryler was late 20s
I never tho a WoW discord would make me feel old, but here we are 🙃
Also wtf @gray crest
isnt notter practically from stone age too?
That’s what I said
^ 38
(happy early birthday qt)
Yeah notter is already engraving his tombstone
I typed up the word old, and that was funny. ez decision
It’s close
I think seli’s 36
Though honestly, Realz, I expected older
don't you have some antiviruses to update for the department of transportation or whatever it is you do?
Ur on one today
You’re gonna ask if I’m unplugging a grandma next, eh?
brother I woke up wide awake at 6am after sleeping at 2am
ty ty youre the qt yourself 
ngl i dont even have anti virus on my computer
when i played pro wow, i was 23 and by far among the oldest in the scene. One of my teammates was 16, the other 18. They called me 'papa realz'
Same (it sucks)
now people are gonna call you papa realz here
Wowhead Diablo 4 department really running the full gamut of mental disorders

yeah I saw the writers OT channel, you should be one to talk
33 sir
I didn’t realize you played wow at a pro level.
Are you a literal world champion?
was one snutz?
OLD

i'm 33 as well
snutz was 15 in the first tourney he played - yes I was there playing

OLD
youngin
why aren't you hanging out with the other 11 year olds in #outlaw ?
BecUse you brought the age down 3 years by being here
Distinguished gentleman’s club of Assassination enjoyers

ever since push quit, I'm becoming the oldest in this discord outside of the shadows and I don't like it
we need to keep seli around forever so I can pretend I'm not old
Seli exists still
It’s no secret that #outlaw is single handedly pulling down the average age of the server by a considerable margin
I always assumed #subtlety was the old man's chat.
But today I learned that the real senior group is in #assassination.
it was, then grandpa push retired


the carpel tunnel and arthritis is too strong at this point
wish we could actually get real age data, its probably not that far from the truth
No, 4th at Blizzcon, rock/paper/scissors meta unfortunately. But 4 other tournament wins: 2x MLG champ, 1x IEM NA finals, 1x Blizz NA regionals. 2x other finals appearances (MLG, IEM)
do it mr. community figure, put together a google doc and get volunteer submissions
Ur a saint, Zac. I couldn’t deal with it nonstop
That is legitimately impressive.
I now have so many questions I won’t bother you with atm 
Don’t need to get age data, it’s like needing weather data to say it’s sunny outside
dw about it I have half outlaw chat regulars blocked by now
my era was short, there are players from my era that kept playing and got better, created a legacy. I burned out fast and bright, basically only stretching from very late TBC all the way through Wrath and ending early Cata
all of outlaw is busy zerging over NPC tiktok trend to fill a survery. and sin players need 3 people to hold their hands to fill out the form. aint happening
What’s this new discord feature?
bro wtf
yeah but you laid the ground work for those that came after
that's still a legacy
whispyr are you even allowed to have people blocked as a purple people
That explains it, after I cleared BT, I was out until firelands

Oh sorry, I saw the profile picture and just blocked out of instinct
I will have to mention that to the real admins
understandable
Sure why not, I am the law, if I’m not allowed to block people I can just make it allowed

Spoken like a true outlaw
modern pvp mimicks the verbiage and the awareness that you guys pretty much innovated
my name doesn't come up in lists or discussions among larger groups, really only those who were there have any real memory or sense of my part in it. I'm okay with that though of course
you inspired the big names people idolize today
name recognition or not, that's a hell of a legacy
isnt push like same age as you 

Me forcing a 25 page explanation of sepsis down everyone’s throat for the 3rd time in a month
idk how old is push
He’s 30/31
he might even be younger
Push and I are the same age
whyd he quit? IRL or madge at game?
And I liked every sentence of it
push played when wow was in black and white
Irl and just general moving on with life
Just a “it’s been a long time, time to move on” type thing
when you stop enjoying something, it's better to clean cut. Don't do what I do and linger
WoW is a drug.
awww i guess life happens, already miss him in sub channel tbhj
Give it a year and most of us will be gonezo
Life's a bitch, gotta work, pay the bills and spend time with family and friends
sure is
I’m glad, get ready for another 800 pages of me deconstructing realz’s works down to the screw like some video of a military guy taking apart a rifle and putting it back together
honestly the most enjoyable part of wow for me is shooting the shit with you guys, moreso than anything in game
10.2 gonna be wild
Hot
thats just how it goes, first u no life wow, then u kinad raid log, then you kinda move on. 
pulling up the average for auto-filtered messages tho
I've made a ton of friends that I know I'll talk to for the rest of my life
We have to know, are you older than 38
and keep in touch with even if life leads me away from the gaming sphere
no I think he's actually just 38
or 37
Yeah same
seli's only a few years older than me
He's 34 for a few more weeks
Even as I’m pulling back time from the game, I still want to help others
Yall crazy
I kinda like how we're all different ages
43 it is
34

oh right
That’s what I said
4.8.88
you're an 88 baby, right seli?
ye
shit is true, i talk to a guy i met 14 years ago, we went from 2v2, chatting about uni, buying houses, now hows the wife and kids
brother
its your fellow shadows
easily

isn't fiery like 38-39?
I’m buying those hexclad pans that I keep seeing ads with Gordon Ramsey for
Boutta cook something FIERCE
youngest assassination player
theres a few people who are nearing 40 for sure

wow is a quite old game
best thing about this server
its nice to have old players still around
it makes me feel younger

kinda wild to think of when I used to go to best buy to buy game cards to play wow
avoiding the upcomming midlife crisis
that was 18 years ago man
that's insane
if you would've told me 18 years ago that I'd still be playing wow in in 2023
anyone have a physical copy of wow/a wow expansion?
I would've called you crazy
RH is weird because I'm not old or young here. I'm the old guy in my university, but at work I'm often one of the youngest ones.
yes I still have my original & tbc physical copies
The only thing I asked for for my 15th birthday was a 6 month wow sub
I think I still have my original TBC copy as well
It's a chunky one
i have that wow battlechest thing that had classic/tbc, wrath, cata, and mop
wait, so you tell me games came on discs?
tbc was like 5 discs? 4 cds and 1 dvd?
if I'm remembering correctly
each copy of wow you bought came with a 14 day trial to give to a friend
it was 14 or 10
I can't remember
10 sounds more right
🧓 wow, when they had a 1 month subscription included when buying a xpac
yep lol
you'd get a free month
then have to run down to the store and buy the game cards

My work still uses these 
brother
I still have my copy of doom on floppy disc somewhere lol
and doom 2
doom 2 was 5 floppies

I bought CS Source when I was a teen with my own, hard-earned money, and my mom told me to delete it because it was too graphic. I did thinking that I could just redownload it
But the disc was a one-time only thing
One download and it's void

35 euros down the drain
Was a fortune for a young cev
Easy redownload for kids
wdym, thats a fortune now aswell
35€ is ALMOST 50% of a modern AAA game 
Could’ve been worse, you could have bought Diablo 4
yes but EA invented the shrinkflation for games
I honestly think games are cheaper nowadays due to inflation
didn't you buy it?

now you don't buy the game but only half of it to then "unlock" parts of the game with further transactions
I don’t wanna talk about it man
Or the premium, 100€ one. That would have been dumb.
I bought d4 late, played for a little over a week then got addicted to tft
Actually -70
Yeah well neither is tft
because right now it's kinda uhhhhh
too many good games come out rn
like
2023 is sick for gaming
the best arpg out there ofc

Tft is good but triple prismatic makes me wanna quit
good shit everywhere, hard to keep out lmao
At least d4 is not a subscription based game
I'd hardly label d4 an ARPG
Yasssss
The only new games im interested in at all are cs2 and hades 2
oh cs2? the one that was supposed to come out in the "summer"?
and here we are
with the summer almost over?
Theres a full month left
so you agree
And theres only like 3 maps left to test
almost over
kinda weird for them to just say "summer"
D4 an arpg 
Cobble_dn
It’s 70 dollars for a lore campaign and then stubbing your toe into a wall repeatedly
you are correct, its an MMO
from wikipedia
fuu

wikipedia says destiny is a mmo
great source
you cant even go into the zones with more then 3 people

and zones cant have more then 6
@gusty mirage like literally they just need to test train, inferno, some hostage and arcade maps, and anubis and ancient
Its nothing
MASSIVE MULTIPLAYER btw 
world boss has like 20 people
because no one else bothers showing up
because they drop shit loot

wow world boss?
i literally need to search groups to do anything because there are at most 2 ppl on world bosses/etc atm
only content that seems to be a bit more active is the new rifts
Well, they’re new
and they have the big downside that they lag out
and if you are too slow you end up in
"instance group is full" when entering phase 2
no the diablo ones lmao
makes more sense ^^
Hi friends
Hope everyone is doing well
Back to the shadows i go (work has been kicking my ass)
kick back

Miss u(s)
D2 still king?
Or Poe?
Poe easily
Fuckin d2
Might as well just go back to playing pong at that rate
Games almost older than me
What are you doing so far from a nursing home
Have they called the police yet

So is WoW 
Wow is old as fuck
Surprised it’s still going tbf
Especially with all the shit blizzards pulled
People love wow tho
did you clear raid yet
No
Ive had a long week... Last night was cancelled due to roster boss again
We got to rash around 1230 on tues during reclear and i kept falling asleep
We couldnt kill 
I got semi blamed lol
The Dream
Do I need to pool energy for envenom?
No
or should I press envenom as long as I have 35 energy
We don't do pooling at all nowadays
ok
There is very little to no benefit in doing that
how do I reset sbs on target dummy
it's been bleeding for several minutes even after I finished hitting it
Yeah, it's an infinite dot so it's never gonna expire right
But if you outrange the dummy, it'll disappear. Relogging also works
Just jump on your mount, fly away for like 5s and then come back and it should be reset
ok thanks
i remember in SL when even that didnt fix it

the dot would disappear but it would still count as having a SBS debuff active for extra CP gen
Yeah testing out stuff has never been easy
Whenever I was doing Exsanguinate testing, it's a bit of a pain having to wait 3 minutes every time you press it
Or having to run away/relog with sbs
Kinda wish there was an easier way to test stuff out
ye i remember going like
back to orgrimmar and logging out from the necro sanctum in SL
and i come back
cast 1 SBS
max combopoints

#1 duck in my heart
Me
Gottem
Someone get that bunny away from the sauce 

You see, he's litteraly a duck
Real and true
Duckana?


monka dryer play
That man is down cataclysmic
cant wait for cataclysm classic
Ur an opp for that Zar I’m ngl homie
I still dont know what an opp is
oh man I was trying to make something cool out of it
Can you call it zoomer talk Quake
I swear you use it more than anyone in this discord
That’s true
quake do you like the tiktok npc trend?
But this discord isn’t the world
are u a fan?
thats what im saying. I can see him donate a bunch of strawberries
oh no. u havent seen?
No
stay that way
Is this the shit where people just are dicks to strangers
you will be ashamed to be of the same species
It’s horrifying
nononono this chick is like everywhere now what
i had a 20 min melt down in a discord to some irl mates when i first saw this shit
Cringe enough that I don’t think even @balmy condor could find enjoyment
she just goes pop pop pop yum yum i cant even
Yeah but can you odd?
Hold on lets not remove the little bit of modesty left in assassination I will google this and return

I’m going home @stuck knoll you’re in charge of this ship
ship gon sink
yeah I dont think hes making it back
dudes lost i the tiktokt sauce now
she has his soul
rip ronkley was a good doggo
What the fuck
yep
Like I was actually expecting a bit worse ngl
But
Why
She has just found an infinite money glitch irl apparently
ye i tried to reason why to my self, ended up jsut getting really cross
this shit so wack people are making videos on it explaining why people might find enjoyment in this
this shit abstract cringe
next level
ronkles the oppa stoppa

Yeah you call me Oppenheimer because I’m the destroyer of your prostate
I mean
You got a licence for that cringe
it needs a steam cleaning you feel me
i opened twitter today, first tweet : when her headgame the bomb so i call her sloppenheimer. I closed twitter and took a nap. good day

Mistake A: you witnessed me posting
This is the fucking Whispyr slobbering time meme all over again

It is not being posted
im out too. watching oppenheimer soonge! 
Idk how long I will be around however it is 2am and I should sleep
pls dm me the deep lore when youre back 
Oh shit enjoy
not bad but too long as most Nolan movies.
how was Cillian Murphy
hey everyone umm big sin noob here. ive heard that our uptime doesnt matter so ive come to the conclusion that poison knife is op! it puts our poisons on from a ranged where we dont have to stand with the stinky melee. lmk if you want my bigcheats.net guide to this meta playstyle.
great as always. such a cool guy
Give me mod ill be janitor for the day 🧹
sadly doesnt work since knife resets your poison stacks
(idk if it's only for wound or amp aswell)
yea but imagine not needing to stand next to stinky melee
sounds good
Oh, other dps classes just got buffed except rogue
This is fine 
did you see ret post rework and now mage we are just hiding to blast 10.2 prog
all good
True and real
Biggest copium I've seen in a while but I agree
Doesn’t help us now
But those are ret and mage.
With rogue they are always really careful not to make too good
Doesn’t matter just give us a % buff
We got a shit one because the ring nerf
So just give us a buff and let us do good damage
It’s so frustrating putting all this effort and time into something that then just gets forgotten
is the rogue dev still out sick?
Looking for an answer here i read on the icyveins guide that exsang/DM combo is bugged. is this still a thing?
How much crit do I neeed to make this work
36
93%
wtf
yea
damn
100% you would still manage to low roll with 93%
Does mastery work on pk
Okay. Gem crit mastery
Isn’t that just PS outlaw
sure you pay my hourly wage then

Reminds me of the dratnos wowhead DPS tier list video that predicted sin would be high a tier for abberus
thats a lot of dog treats
that was god king tettles doing
its like 45$ you'll be fine
uhh depends on the area of the city
like the 3 room appartment i had before
was 750$
a month
its called 3 rooms
the apartment was 82 square meters
so like this
I need a citizenship pass
but i live in a cheap area in denmark
so
go to copenhagen
and its 4 times as much
for like 60 square meters
okay that seems about right then
im guessing if I went to live out with the alligators it would be similar
@thorn fjord want to split an everglades apartment
in my city area
there are 222.571 citizens
so
not big
but still the 4th biggest city in denmark LOL

Can i come then?
I'm gonna live with stealthi
nope
just let it sink in right
get your own
thats its also the 4th biggest city here
stealthi is mine and I don't share
common stealthi lies

smh
search aalborg area

cuz the city just north of aalborg is still part of aalborg whatever the fuck this is
and I believe that is just the city portion
greater miami is 6.14 mil




















