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crimson peak
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gamble

bronze olive
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LOL

vast viper
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one sec, there's a dude who does a really good job of explaining the game theory behind it

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Just shoot the Dealer bro, he'll do your job for you half the time anyway :^)

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00:00 Intro
01:54 What is the object of the game?
03:26 Example with o...

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genuinely one of the more enlightening things about this game that I've seen

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also great fun

oblique knoll
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Massive W

vast viper
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I should note that this was for pre- steam BR

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So stuff like inverters aren't included

cosmic heron
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Mikes games trust

winter geode
bronze olive
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what is tHIWSSSSS LOl

woven wigeon
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1:42am november 5th 2024?

bronze olive
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that would mean its set in the future

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good lord whats happening to the earth that mike hasn't told us

woven wigeon
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gets 20 score and the dealers hand just pops up from under the table and slides you a 20 he found under the table

bronze olive
woven wigeon
fossil barn
cosmic heron
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It's actually possible, just smoke and drink beer for as long as you can

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Everytime you die you also lose 4k

copper temple
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is that mean multiplayer incoming?

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from trailer

bronze olive
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Yes

copper temple
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i just rewatch smh idk the last gap

copper temple
valid fern
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did anyone else notice the tv is organic on the inside, and pulsing?

tacit elbow
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I did not

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That’s interesting

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🤔

oblique knoll
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That's cool af

exotic rain
proud oar
winter geode
quasi zinc
winter geode
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Nuh uh

proud oar
ruby topaz
north brook
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Just got that now and thought I was tweaking wtf

bronze olive
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Dealer trolling us !!

vestal ridge
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In the TurtlePals questions channel

hushed steeple
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Full house!

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Now time to try and save this run since i just wasted all my items

stark gate
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the unwanted 1M run full house lesgo

("borrowing the phone and drug")

minor arrow
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chat what if we could be our total cash when multiplayer comes out

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(that one btw)

hushed steeple
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Just died first round thats enough for today

hasty dawn
minor arrow
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how much money do you think the 70K club has anyways? the general release of liability says they are obligated to give you 10K just for signing the contract

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so even if you lose and somehow live you still make 10K

stark gate
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idk why but the high score is still pretty crack

(Im the #1205th guy)

minor arrow
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oh did they wipe the leaderboards

stark gate
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have you ever met a scenario where there's only 1 chamber formation that is against your win (Example: B-B-B-L-L-L and you have 1 cuffs 1 glasses, both has 1hp)
your supposed strat is to use both

(and you lose because of it)

minor arrow
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pretty commonly!

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ive started playing around my bad luck

stark gate
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ngl dealer is kinda smarter. He doesn't use the glass when there's 3 live shells left

but the wins are easier with new items

oblique knoll
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Easier for him to beat my ass😭😭😭

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He's been cooking me

minor arrow
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same even with first turn advantage i get smoked

stark gate
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I've had 2 run that ends over 1M and a fullhouse an hour ago

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(ngl I was almost smoked that time)

minor arrow
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how the heck does one even get full house lol

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well know how but, like, how do you get the conditions set up

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without dying

minor arrow
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right but how do you set it up?

stark gate
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no duplicated item (except adrenaline)

minor arrow
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but how do you get to that point without dying lol

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i either kill the dealer by mistake or he beats me to death while im stalling

stark gate
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(the achievement was born to be suck. So yea I can't answer that)

minor arrow
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sick

stark gate
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so just play accordingly ig?

luck came anytime, after all, this is a game of luck

minor arrow
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my most tragic moment was when the dealer had a full house with like 4 adrenalines

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he didnt use it of course but still

oblique knoll
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There are time where he gives u like 5 items

winter geode
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mostly luck

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the skill comes in the items

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and how you use them

minor arrow
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that actually happened one time lol

winter geode
oblique knoll
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I swear the actual strat for a million is to just never give the dealer a turn

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The second you give him a shot the man is cooking you with seasoning

long mantle
stark gate
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the item giving buff from 1-4 to 2-5 make games easier ngl

plus normally, player uses items better than dealer, so more item = more knowledge superiority

stark gate
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ngl I start to steal more cuffs and knives cuz

The dealer got more luck in using it

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plus cuff/knives are dangerous for low health

(and mags too but it cannot magnify the damage count)

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Basically
Dangerous rate (aka how much maximum health can the dealer chip on you?)

0 cuff/knife : 1
1+ cuff OR 1 knife : 2
1+ cuff AND 1 knife : 3
1+ cuff AND 2+ knives: 4

oblique knoll
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I hate when they give me some random ass items like phone or knife and have the bullets be 4 live 4 blank

stark gate
oblique knoll
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😭😭😭💀💀💀

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Unwinnable 💀

stark gate
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knifes in 2 HP are basically death threat

oblique knoll
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Ikr

stark gate
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and then there's cuffs

oblique knoll
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When it's 2hp I pray for inverse,mag and knife

stark gate
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tierlist for 2 HP max

SSS++ : Knife
S: Cuff, Magnify, Adrenaline
A: Inverter, Phone
B: Beer

Straight to hell: Cigar, Drug

oblique knoll
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At least saw isn't given on rnd one if it's 2hp

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Shld have learnt the vellon skip B4 the patched it for the achievement /j

stark gate
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anyway tierlist for Dealer 1HP

S: Cuff, Magnify, Inverter
A: Adrenaline, Phone
B: Beer
Doesn't matter: Cigar, Drug
Taunt kill: Knife

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(ngl Knife is useless for 1HP but it's funny to theoretically reduce his hp to -1)

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ngl it feel bad when you die, but it feel worse when you're in 1 hp and this cute hunk Dealerheart decided to saw off the barrel unnecessarily just to lengthen the pain

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## anyway question

Do you take it personally (or being offended) when the dealer sawed off the barrel while you're in 1hp?

🟥 yes
🟦 no

lament wagon
radiant breach
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just saw there will be multiplayer

lament wagon
languid granite
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hiiiii

uncut ruin
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Looks like the Dealer hates my guts

languid granite
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In the future, will this game have Thai localization?

lament wagon
uncut ruin
languid granite
lament wagon
languid granite
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Ohh Thankkkk! Dealerbytonytheclock987

ebon grove
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3 blanks 2 lives

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pills I guess

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yay

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they helped

vestal ridge
ebon grove
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won 10 rounds. 18 doable?

vestal ridge
kindred meteor
ebon grove
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12 win

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320k

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Doable or nothing?

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New highscore

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owo

kindred meteor
ebon grove
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True

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Go big

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So

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You can't get saw in round with 2hp but you can keep it from last round

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Oh fuck

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What have I done

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4 blanks 3 live

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First live

swift pier
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handcuffs and then pray

ebon grove
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Yep

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With this reverse thing

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On the second shot

kindred meteor
ebon grove
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4 b 2 l (fourth is live)

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Do reverse

vestal ridge
ebon grove
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Nice

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Got it

kindred meteor
tawdry otter
swift pier
trim hull
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rip

ebon grove
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15 wins, the 16 now

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Not 15

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14*

trim hull
ebon grove
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Trueee

tawdry otter
ebon grove
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Guys

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15 wins

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600k

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Let's make it 1 mil

sharp tendon
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should f2p game merch be free 🤔

ebon grove
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16 wins

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2 left

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Um

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4/4 shells

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What do I do

winter geode
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For the first move

ebon grove
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True

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Yep

trim hull
winter geode
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Probably beer

ebon grove
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3 blanks left 4 lives 😦

winter geode
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Shoot him

ebon grove
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BRUHHHHH

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2 blanks

trim hull
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f

winter geode
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F shoot again

ebon grove
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No no no no no

trim hull
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at least the dealer has no handcuffs, just smoke afterwards

ebon grove
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3 lives left

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Hmm

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Shoot him

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Yesss

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2/2

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He's 1 hp

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Me too..

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2 blanks 1 live, I'm gona use beer

winter geode
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Alr

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Maybe medicine lol

ebon grove
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0 lives

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Nice

winter geode
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Nice

ebon grove
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He's dead

winter geode
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Welll done dude

ebon grove
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Glass and reverse

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Last round...

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Let's see what we got

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2 b 1 l

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Reverse I guess

winter geode
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Yeah

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Don’t get mixed up with the count

ebon grove
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Nice

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50/50

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He's 1hp

winter geode
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Just shoot him

ebon grove
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He's shooting me but it's ok

winter geode
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Ok

ebon grove
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Next items

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Gg

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3 shells 1 live beer and handcaffs

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GG!!!!!!

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LETS FUCKING GO

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1 MILLION

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I'm out

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Holy

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Finally

unborn crystal
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Time for the billion Dealercursedokay

trim hull
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nice

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gg

ebon grove
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That was close

unborn crystal
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And then we going for the trillion

ebon grove
trim hull
ebon grove
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Bruhhh

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I'm only #1582

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But I got like 1200 when first won 200k

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like this has to be hacks right?

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why 400k

fickle magnet
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average steamworks leaderboard

ebon grove
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time to play osu

vestal ridge
fickle magnet
vestal ridge
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Idk if it was after 70k of every 3 seconds or 70k seconds. But after then it should default to 10$.

Idk tho, something may reset the timer

vestal ridge
ebon grove
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.

sacred onyx
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.

trim hull
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.?

ebon grove
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H

vestal ridge
ebon grove
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I see

vestal ridge
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So, there should be a theoretical limit right?

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Of points you can get without cheating

vestal ridge
# sacred onyx Cool pfp

Thank you!

Made the character myself, and a artist drew it.

Then I cropped it and made it my pfp :]

sacred onyx
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A friend drew my own

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They asked if I wanted a cryptid and I was like "Sure" and I now refuse to change it

tawny zinc
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I haven't drawn in a while. So uhhh here's a dealer

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This is also my first time drawing on my pc

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All my other drawings are in my phone

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And idk what made me stop drawing

fast tusk
earnest copper
tawny zinc
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Oh damn how did not see that channel?

fickle magnet
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i wonder how hard it would be to implement replays
it would be a good learning resource on how to achieve high scores
and if you make it so leaderboard scores are calculated based on these replays, it would significantly cut down cheated scores

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basically Devil Daggers leaderboards

unborn crystal
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Not cheats, pure skill, trust me bro.

quasi zinc
vestal ridge
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To be fair, it's MakeShip, their stuff tends to be more expensive, but the plushies I have gotten from them have been high quality.

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Look like new after a few years, but they do mostly sit on a shelf.

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OMFG

radiant badger
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hello everyone

vestal ridge
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I wanted to see if there was a bootup sound that could have been corrupted

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To make that electric noise

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But the damn under 10 minute YouTube video

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HAD 2 UNSKIPPABLE 2 MINUTE ADS

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And there is a constant banner ad under the video if you're not in full-screen

wispy viper
dense gyro
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Got to the 2nd to last third round in my attempts to get the 1000k achievement. Forced into a risk taking/gambling situation which I'm not the biggest fan of but it's whatever. I could have made a better play if I actually took the risk of shooting myself once or even drinking, don't got the gambler mindset I suppose though since I don't tend to play things with such a degree of luck.

unborn crystal
dense gyro
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yeah I should have probably used it

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was scared of ending up removing a live one

unborn crystal
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Removing live one is good though

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As long as ratio is uneven its good so both cases are Dealercursedokay

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Though of course blank woudl be better

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It lets you save inverter for 3/3

dense gyro
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having the dealer have x ray glasses a lot probably clouded my vision on why it would have been a better play

unborn crystal
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bad luck on 2 cuffs bug tho 😔

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It totally would have been glass otherwise Dealerbytonytheclock987

dense gyro
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not the biggest fan of the handsaws being able to be handed out while either player is on 2 or less hp feels a bit silly

trim hull
dense gyro
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nah they just made it where they cant spawn at the start of a 2hp max round, they still can appear in the later item handouts of that round and when players have 2hp outside of it, kind of arbitrary of an approach but it does help here and there

vestal socket
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hello

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is it possible to play buckshot roulette on opengl?

vestal socket
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but a bit shitty

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yea?

visual niche
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it's bearable

unborn crystal
visual niche
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The only noticable things is that the dealer poofs back into existance when you shoot him when he comes back lol

slate fern
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yo why am i not getting any new items

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in the game

unborn crystal
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That said, I have not experienced that, so perhaps either side having saw guarantees phase 1 is 3/4hp?

vestal socket
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at least BR has polish lang

dense gyro
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holdover handsaws on 2hp rounds are 💔

visual niche
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I used it when i used my mac for it on holiday

dense gyro
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I've had it

slate fern
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i have the latest steam buckshot roulette version

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still no new items

dense gyro
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they are only in the endless mode

trim hull
slate fern
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ohk

vestal socket
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oh shit

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now i see that opengl version looks like unfinished buckshot build

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shit, i wish i could update my integrated graphics card, but i cant, its old

visual niche
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Surely

vestal socket
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cant see lifes

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no seen bullets

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even chest doesnt appear

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no text for any choice

visual niche
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huh? I did play before the steam version released on holiday but I didn't have that

vestal socket
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and half of renders doesnt appear

vestal socket
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i cant update it because last good update was in 2015

visual niche
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I was using my 12 year old mac soooo

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hmm

vestal socket
visual niche
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more than that actually

vestal socket
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also i see that alcohol can is half seen

visual niche
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Can you send a image of the game

vestal socket
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im trying

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its on polish and its bit glitchy

visual niche
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That is....

vestal socket
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so dont mind my cut and my friend info

visual niche
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It's fine but

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It looks like the models aren't loading

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Can you even see the dealer?

vestal socket
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yes, bit damaged because of opengl

visual niche
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That

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looks

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scarier than normal graphics

quasi needle
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Is bro ok

visual niche
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He tried to eat a brick, clearly.

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and broke his teeth

quasi needle
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He ate the shotgun

vestal socket
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no

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he did heal himself and killed me

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i have now 1 health

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and he recovered to 2

visual niche
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But how do you know?

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You can't see the lives?

vestal socket
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no i cant

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but i know i have 1 hp is that he told me to be careful

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also items are invisible

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uh oh

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im round 3

visual niche
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You must be a master if you can get to round three with half the visuals gone

fast tusk
vestal socket
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i only seen playthroughs

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and i bought it yesterdy

visual niche
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I've been playing since the itch.io release when double or nothing came out.

vestal socket
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well i needed to pay more than you think

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I DID IT!

boreal parrot
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Got a combo

night marsh
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Would have loved to see the Dealer’s face for that one

quasi needle
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Probably just a mixture of confusion, abject hilarity, and wondering what the hell happened

dense gyro
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Is there any specific reason the achievements refer to 1 mil as 1000k? Is that just what it says in the screen after cashing out?

visual niche
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Technically, is it possible to win without the dealer's face being injuried.

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If you think about it

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if the dealer-oh wait nevermind

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he'd only use pills if he was low

dense gyro
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just shoot him very carefully to not injure his face

visual niche
bleak pivot
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Magnify glass find live saw gun shoot

hidden socket
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I got scammed 😭😭

quasi zinc
uncut ruin
bleak pivot
tawdry otter
bronze olive
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What up Buckheads

winter geode
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Who up bucking their shot.

bronze olive
winter geode
kindred meteor
manic wyvern
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Who in here shooting they load

bronze olive
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Who up regaining a charge

kindred meteor
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Who up sawing their barrel

bronze olive
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Meeee

winter geode
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I love it when the Dealer was like "It's bucking time" and Buckshot all over the place.

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That was my fav part of the novel.

stark gate
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I just love how the community treat a sinister character who will blow your brain out into a lovable buddy with a bit of their cute side

Basically every horror games after you grow thick skins and play it like its everyday

amber knoll
true dust
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i want a working gun plushy next 😁

stark gate
wispy viper
stark gate
bronze olive
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I think the dealer is cute/hot

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👀

stark gate
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cute? Yes

Hot? After several bullets on my head? Maybe

wispy viper
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I keep seeing something saying watch your language

bronze olive
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Its the bot

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It doesn't allow certain words

tawdry otter
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It's an automod kicking off, if it didn't ping/hit you you're in the clear

wispy viper
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It just kept saying Sovie but I don't see any bad words 😅

bronze olive
crimson peak
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ITS COVERED

shrewd drift
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I VERY HYPE

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WAIT

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1P VS 2P IN THE GMAE

bronze olive
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WHAT

shrewd drift
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I look forward to the versus against a multiplayer friend

cosmic heron
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I’m only supporting multiplayer if I can become Dealer

cosmic heron
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Dunno if that’s “dealer dealer” or if the game is just calling the 2nd player dealer

shrewd drift
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the bot leaves the game and is now controlled by player 2

tall heart
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I feel like the human models that Mike used in his previous titles will be what we see in multiplayer

cosmic heron
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Pitch black figures

fair osprey
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would be good if in multiplayer we had 2 simple heads (like on ps1) yet we could put our own images on them when playing with friend (cus loading them to servers is definetly too expensive)

bronze olive
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Yeah I was wondering what the models will be in multi-player

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I'm hype to see

tall heart
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Cannot wait and see as well!

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Really excited about it

cosmic heron
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Do you think all of Mikes games take place in the same universe?

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I have an interesting theory that carbon steels monsters/organisms is what Dealer is

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a creature that escaped those shitty cages

shrewd drift
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Tournaments could be held for the game since it is just as difficult as chess.

brazen locust
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aren't they were spiders?

cosmic heron
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This was only one of them that could be seen

bronze olive
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That's cool omg

cosmic heron
bronze olive
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That's what the arg threads are for

cosmic heron
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Dealer himself*

bronze olive
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So I personally believe we will find out more about him

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Thru the arg

cosmic heron
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I’ve been watching the Reddit thread of the website thingy lol

bronze olive
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At least something to give us substantial proof of what he is

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It's here tbh most of its here in this discord

wild hawk
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I think the ARG stuff is cool just wish there was more of that sort of thing within the game itself

bronze olive
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We currently reached a brick wall with it tho

bronze olive
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So I'm holding out hope for the next update !

wild hawk
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Like imagine being able to piece things together by entering in certain names on the waiver and getting a flashback of their perspective or something like that

bronze olive
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I LOVE shit like that

cosmic heron
bronze olive
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I'm a big lore head so I stay in certain games for shit like that

manic wyvern
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At the end of the arg we get to kiss the Dealer

cosmic heron
bronze olive
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🥺

manic wyvern
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We get to uh. Misuse of a firearm

bronze olive
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@ mike Please !!!!!!
@ mike 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

wild hawk
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Ngl when I first put the dealer name on the waiver I was kinda disappointed there wasn’t anything else besides it denying the entry. I was expecting a jumpscare or game crash

bronze olive
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WhTever I have to pay you...

cosmic heron
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Mike if your stalking the chat please make a Dealer dating simulator

manic wyvern
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I don’t think it’s got a b*tt

cosmic heron
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I want to kiss his forehead

bronze olive
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You must BELIEVEm

bronze olive
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And the dealer c**ckblocks you

kindred meteor
manic wyvern
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But genuinely. I want more Dealer dialogue so I can analyze his character even more. I’m being serious

bronze olive
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He's like actually I think we should be friends 🧡

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I would kms

cosmic heron
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More diiler dialogue

bronze olive
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PLEASE OMH

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When he says I BETTER NOT SEE YOU AGAIN

cosmic heron
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Kiss him

bronze olive
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I'm like 👍......okay..

manic wyvern
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We get a mini comic and we autistics get to analyze every line of dialogue for 5 hours

bronze olive
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We have 100 pictures of the same angle

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We go OMG I NEVER NOTICED (extremely obvious thing) BEFORE

cosmic heron
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I want to hold dealers hand and go down to the night club

bronze olive
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Nuke at the Club 💯💯💯💯

cosmic heron
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..what kind of nightclub is down there

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is the question

bronze olive
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I think it's hell or purgatory at this point

manic wyvern
cosmic heron
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The detail is buckshot is amazing

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sound design is peak

bronze olive
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Siund design drew me in

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I was like weigtht...hold awn...this music fucks

cosmic heron
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Being the based buckshot fan I am, I go on morning walks with some music and I’d have blank shell play for a bit and it really changes my mood

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Like the break of dawn

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Mike stop making ear worm tracks

bronze olive
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I play it on the way to work

cosmic heron
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I’m mad unsorted vhs tracks aren’t on Spotify

cosmic heron
manic wyvern
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Idk the easy thing to say is the Dealer is a demon but imagine if he was a weird faerie or something

cosmic heron
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I’m really curious as to what dealer could’ve been inspired by

bronze olive
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I think he's a demonic entity perhaps even a specific one

cosmic heron
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Mike took the intro to Kirby nes and then took away his legs, gave him floating hands, painted him a tan color and gave him teeth

manic wyvern
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Idk maybe he’s just a common Estonian creature

bronze olive
cosmic heron
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Idk any Estonian folklore

manic wyvern
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They tried sprinkling vinegar into the floor to ward him off

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They made a salt circle and he ate it.

bronze olive
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Meanwhile Americans have Paul fucking Bunyun

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Killing my self

manic wyvern
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They put a cross up but he just thought it was nice decor

bronze olive
manic wyvern
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You’re not supposed to feed pests

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Mike what does he eat

cosmic heron
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I should’ve asked Mike about dealer when he was responding to questions

manic wyvern
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He eats small rodents and insects

bronze olive
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We've seen him drink beer and pop pills lol

cosmic heron
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My question was about Mikes inspiration for all of his games or sum

tepid torrent
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Ooooh

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hi

fair osprey
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is there an ideas channel for buckshot on server? I can't find one, sad

tepid torrent
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idk

tawdry otter
tepid torrent
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ayo?

bronze olive
#

Like he's an actual sadomasochist

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And for that I love he

cosmic heron
#

What has my life come to with Dealer

bronze olive
#

I've always been a freak who loves freak characters so anyone who knows me would be like Yuuuup

cosmic heron
bronze olive
#

Debsodnx

cosmic heron
# cosmic heron

It makes it fucking worse for me because this is my dm (my honest reaction)

tawdry otter
cosmic heron
#

Don’t look at me I don’t know how to edit shit lol

bronze olive
#

I wish I knew how 🥺

dense quail
dense quail
tawdry otter
cosmic heron
#

My general quality of my edits are this

cosmic heron
#

I forgot I made this

manic wyvern
#

I know the dealer can’t die but do you think he can at least feel the pain of death

cosmic heron
#

Probably considering his drastic expression change after getting shot

manic wyvern
#

Ehhh he probably enjoys it

cosmic heron
#

…so your saying it should go from the scowl first, and then his cutie smile?

manic wyvern
#

No he’s cute in all forms

compact cape
#

He blasted himself so many times that he no longer feels pain

cosmic heron
#

Dealer has a pain kink

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I can’t tell if Loveshot roulettes dealer is cuter than the og games dealer or not

compact cape
bronze olive
cosmic heron
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I think Twitter has drawn dealer in literally every body shape possible

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It’s a bit funny ngl

bronze olive
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Yeah, but I mostly see big!Dealer

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Seems like the world is finally waking up to big boy supremacy

cosmic heron
#

Large body and then small head

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Built like the goombas from that one Mario movie

bronze olive
#

They don't look too small to me

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From the art standpoint LOL

cosmic heron
#

I’m more scared of deviant art over twitter

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of dealer fanart

bronze olive
#

You haven't seen what I've seen then.

cosmic heron
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I’ve seen plenty already

bronze olive
#

DA is like a little baby compared to my follows

cosmic heron
#

I’ve seen intercourse with Dealer it scares me

bronze olive
#

Intercourse !!

cosmic heron
#

I need to be baptized asap

bronze olive
#

I was watching a streamer I like play BR and he, I swear to you, like randomly stopped what he was doing and goes Chat....I've seen some uhm...people want..s*xual relations with the dealer...that's a joke right ?

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I busted out laughing

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I was like oh he's SEEN IT.

sly brook
#

I'm gonna hide in the corner now

bronze olive
#

23h..... madman.

sly brook
#

What

bronze olive
#

It's just a long time hahaha I think it's funny

stark gate
#

hi

sly brook
bronze olive
#

Ahh

sly brook
bronze olive
tawdry otter
bronze olive
#

And it wasn't even the super good one smh

#

Also WHY WOULD SOMEONE POST A SCREENSHOT OF THAT HERE

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😭😭

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Stop SCARING THE HOES (staff)

cosmic heron
#

Wait what

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Lmao

manic wyvern
bronze olive
cosmic heron
#

My Dealer built like a twig

bronze olive
desert quest
#

twiggy dealer 😍😍 bulky dealer😍😍 the dealer 😍😍😍😍

cosmic heron
#

I sketched him a while ago

vocal granite
#

dapper!

bronze olive
winter prairie
#

So I gotta ask... Does anyone else go through normal game absolutely destroying the dealer, then get their shit rocked on Double or Nothing mode? Not a game issue, I'm willing to bet I'm bad.

cobalt scroll
bronze olive
#

They finish the first game in like 10 minutes then spend an hour getting their shit pushed in on DON

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I think it's funny af

winter prairie
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I don't think I've ever won round one on DoN

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And tbh, I'm fine with that

bronze olive
#

What r u DOING son

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Not once !?

winter prairie
#

Most of my attempts I start out strong, then just fuck it up

bronze olive
#

Lmao

winter prairie
#

I'd chalk it up to just shit luck, and lack of focus

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3 Blanks and 2 Live, I'd shoot myself with a live and have the dealer play perfect

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Just to clarify, I'm garbage, I don't want to blame the game because I know it's not at fault

cosmic heron
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I have shitty memory I forget what round is next after the 3rd shot lmao

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Then after my memory is gone I forget how to do statistics

cobalt scroll
#

I play with a notebook and pen next to me

winter prairie
#

In the span of 30 seconds my brain will be "3 Blank, 2 live... 3 live, 2 blank... All blanks..."

cobalt scroll
#

It lowkey helps

cosmic heron
#

I’m too lazy to get a sheet out

cobalt scroll
#

I just have so many unused notebooks so I have one literally dedicated to buckshot

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😭

winter prairie
#

I refuse to write stuff down. No hate for those that do, but I personally love screwing it up the way I do

cobalt scroll
#

I get it, besides knowing that you’re completely mathematically fucked isn’t the best way to go

cosmic heron
cosmic heron
#

I play buckshot at like midnight and I get major brain farts for being drowsy

bronze olive
#

Eepy

cosmic heron
#

Hey hear me out

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Buckshot at midnight hits diff

cobalt scroll
#

It does ‼️

winter prairie
#

Eepy gaming hits differently in general

cosmic heron
#

I’d be sitting in the most ridiculous seating position by my computer as i anxiously watch dealer saw the gun

winter prairie
#

"The next round is live"
"Yeah, but what if it wasn't?"
shoots self

cosmic heron
#

(Mike certified)

cosmic heron
bronze olive
#

Hahahahaah

cosmic heron
plucky saddle
#

i just got this game and i is is i is !!

winter prairie
#

If you posted that earlier, I didn't see it 😂

bronze olive
cosmic heron
#

Running gag in the server for a while now

bronze olive
#

How did it start 💀

cosmic heron
#

Ask Felix idk

winter geode
#

Magically

winter prairie
bronze olive
#

Lol

cosmic heron
#

It’s becoming such a long running gag at this point I don’t remember the origin or the reason

winter prairie
#

Gather as much info as you can on why it started, and act like you know the lore

winter geode
bronze olive
cosmic heron
winter prairie
cosmic heron
winter geode
#

Frog fishing checkpoint

bronze olive
cosmic heron
#

I forgot tinyfox actually posted a photo of Mike from Pax

bronze olive
#

Oh?

cosmic heron
#

It’s just bud playing buckshot

bronze olive
#

Hehe

cosmic heron
#

It’s in here somewhere

bronze olive
#

I think it's cool he got to go to pax

lofty wharf
#

im finally free from this stupid achievemnt

winter prairie
#

I thought Pax got canned a few years back or am I wrong?

winter geode
#

Mike was just looking for his next game idea in Pax

bronze olive
#

No it's still around !

golden fractal
#

e3 was canned a little while ago so maybe you're thinking of that?

winter prairie
#

Oh yeah, I was thinking of E3

winter geode
#

F e3

bronze olive
#

E3 turned into a shitshow

winter geode
#

Not that it was any good towards its ending life span

cosmic heron
#

If you go to the other general chat Mikes photo is there

winter geode
#

Also i give Mike like 6 months max before he creates Buckshot roulette board game family edition

winter geode
bronze olive
#

Ahahaha

cosmic heron
#

lol

winter geode
#

Im imagining Mike looks somewhat like Judge holden

amber knoll
#

🍗🍗

#

Yall want chicken?

winter prairie
#

ye

manic wyvern
#

Mike looks like his pfp like a punctured golf ball

cosmic heron
#

lol

amber knoll
#

🏢🛩

#

I dont wanna know how much I can get him in a couple weeks and then I have a primeape

nimble karma
#

Can Mike make Coop (versus V) BuckshotR?

winter prairie
#

I belive MP is confirmed if that's what you're asking

keen vortex
keen vortex
keen vortex
#

#

yeah i could see that actually

keen vortex
wispy viper
tawdry otter
azure dome
winter geode
#

👀

#

Dyno caught you lacking

tiny gull
#

dealer man, are you alright?

north lagoon
#

Invertly yes.

magic meteor
#

u prob got asked this so many times

#

whens the multiplayer :D

vocal granite
#

soon

magic meteor
#

GREAT

bronze olive
unborn crystal
winter geode
#

and the dealer is being controlled

#

by the codeDealercursedokay

unborn crystal
#

If you thonk about it is almost like playing with every dev at once 🤔

tawdry otter
rose dock
tiny gull
#

man

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dealer having item advantage and I keep dying lmao

north lagoon
#

Its all about who gets the first 100% strike

tiny gull
elder elm
#

It is a game of luck though, afterall.

tiny gull
#

it's full of luck bucket in there and wrong judgement is dead lmao

north lagoon
#

Im glad the dealer still does some goofy mistakes on endless

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Saved my butt quite a few times

tiny gull
#

me meanwhile still stuck at 3rd Double or Nothing

#

I think every new DoN, should reset item on the table instead of stag up

north lagoon
#

They do reset, but only after 3rd round when you double it, you get to keep your items

#

So hoarding some for the end might be a good idea

elder elm
#

Honestly I like the hoarding feature on the 3rd round.

#

Makes it easier to get the Full House achievement.

#

(Which I'm still having trouble getting).

north lagoon
#

I got lucky one round and decided to just yolo

#

Got the secret one too

ruby topaz
tiny gull
north lagoon
#

Then you just gotta gamble

#

New load is always your turn first

tiny gull
#

yeah...

ruby topaz
tiny gull
north lagoon
#

No clue but i do feel like those dealer mistakes will get patched

ruby topaz
north lagoon
#

Well, not using phone on last 2 shells is idiotic id say

ruby topaz
north lagoon
#

And dealer used beer instead...

#

Like wut?

tiny gull
#

yeah, I think a lot will disagree with my opinion should dump all the item on the table, unless there's a coin flip should keep or dump all the items

umbral spear
#

Hi chat

ruby topaz
ruby topaz
ruby topaz
north lagoon
#

Its useful when you on last charge and gotta restart the round

#

When 8 shells in play

tiny gull
#

imagine the phone giving you this future, shiet

ruby topaz
north lagoon
#

I know but i had 1 situation like that once

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And it was hilarious

ruby topaz
left raptor
#

I've seen the dealer smoke a cig drink 3 beers than shoot himself

north lagoon
#

Nope, but i had total with adrenaline

#

i myself had 4

ruby topaz
#

Cuz if I'm playing for next round, just having more options makes sense then having one way

north lagoon
#

Undestandable, i had a saw and glass too at that time

#

So i had choices

tiny gull
#

goddammit

ruby topaz
tiny gull
#

bad med 50% chance

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and I'm in other 50%

#

and I died

ruby topaz
#

Cuz like there's technically some right answers

left raptor
#

Popping the expired percs does come with its downsides

winter geode
#

midmed😔

left raptor
#

I mean it's aight

north lagoon
#

40% actually

#

so even worse

left raptor
#

It's 50/50 now

ruby topaz
winter geode
left raptor
#

I like the dealer

ruby topaz
#

There was a change to meds?

left raptor
#

He's perfectly chaotic enough to make it seem like he's just playing a mental game with you

winter geode
ruby topaz
winter geode
ruby topaz
tiny gull
#

sigh, seeing badmed 50% chance still feeling weird, like 1 mistake while the dealer only have 1 hp left and he healed rapidly, like wtf oh come on for real? And then when I have 1 health left, take the pill, instantly send to heaven

#

wtf

ruby topaz
#

I didn't read the notes cuz I "beat the game" in one run

tiny gull
winter geode
#

well yeah its nerfed

winter geode
left raptor
#

Double or nothing baby

ruby topaz
#

Bro legit had like 9 effective shots to work through

#

Whil I had 3 lol

winter geode
#

eh unless you lucky

tiny gull
#

Un

#

lucky

left raptor
#

The dealer seems a lot more likely to win his coin toss on the meds than me

winter geode
#

sometimes the dealer acts super flippin dumb when you think you gonna die💀

#

only sometimes

left raptor
#

The dealer has played the game so many times he's just coming up with ways to mess with you

#

Like lmao wouldn't it be funny if I used half my items and then just shot myself after using this magnifying glass

winter geode
#

and one of those ways is to mess with himself, don’t even know what strat his doing

left raptor
#

Never let them guess your next move Dealercursedokay

winter geode
#

more like never give him a turn at allDealercursedokay

left raptor
#

Also bit of a controversial opinion but shooting yourself is almost never worth the risk

tiny gull
#

usually 2 blank will auto 1 live on dealer side, as if he already got intel nor counted the rounds
only when he got slapped by random live round after a blank KEKW

left raptor
#

Unless it's a guaranteed blank

#

I've seen some of the homies try to math me on this

ruby topaz
winter geode
#

rather give the dealer the hard decisions

left raptor
#

Basically trying to explain the chances of XYZ

winter geode
left raptor
#

But that's not how the math plays out if you know the game show door problem

ruby topaz
#

(Disregarding items)

left raptor
#

Yeah that kind of stuff

ruby topaz
left raptor
#

But what I've found is top loading is something dealer loves to do

ruby topaz
left raptor
#

Also the cell phone can easily destroy the mystery of a 3 load

winter geode
#

won’t you be left with a 50/50 then?

ruby topaz
left raptor
#

But not quite sure how I feel about the shell swapping device

ruby topaz
#

So no

winter geode
#

true

winter geode
#

chances are still 50/50 though

ruby topaz
#

Same reason I like adrenaline

left raptor
#

For me it seems like it kind of takes away from the whole chance thing

#

The whole game is literally a gamble

ruby topaz
left raptor
#

I'm a big poker guy love me some poker if I could see the other players cards it would kind of ruin the fun

ruby topaz
left raptor
#

It's not exactly the the same but it's the spirit of the game if that makes sense

ruby topaz
left raptor
#

I bought this game on itch.io when it was first released

#

And i played it way to much

#

The concept it's just perfect enough and not overly violent enough to make you feel gross

#

The extra items are just a part of progress

keen vortex
#

I've learned I don't dislike horror or horror-adjacent media at all! I just dont like excessive gore or torture

left raptor
#

There is a line I think between cartoony and realistic gore

#

And if you cross that realistic line a bit to much it just makes you feel not quite right

#

That's got to be something in our monkey brains

winter geode
left raptor
#

Doom is pretty cartoony

keen vortex
#

Doom, Diablo, SC, and FF

#

weird mix I know

winter geode
#

i wish I grew up with it😔

left raptor
#

I used to stitch people up and fix some pretty gross booboos so I've seen the real stuff it ain't the same as like gears of War or doom

winter geode
#

only doom games I own is DOOM 2016 and DOOM ETERNAL

left raptor
#

Doom 2016 is a pretty faithful sequel to the originals I think

winter geode
#

which would you prefer Doom E or 2016?

left raptor
#

I liked the straight forwardness of 2016

#

Just walk straight and rip demons apart

#

Then fun happens

ruby topaz
winter geode
#

it’s still crazy that doom used to be a horror game back then

#

then slowly changed to violence

left raptor
#

Well back then horror games were more... subtle

#

Now it's all cheap jump scares

#

No idea how 5 nights at Freddy's got so popular

winter geode
winter geode
left raptor
#

I guess not my cup of buckshot I think

#

To quote an old movie "you like what you want and I'll eat what I like"

dense quail
#

Wrong channel sorry

vocal granite
#

keep this please

ebon grove
#

Why are you deleting

vocal granite
#

oh wait

ebon grove
#

Bruhhhhhh

vocal granite
#

njdnfjdskf

dense quail
vocal granite
#

haha, i thought we were in the Solid Theories one

dense quail
#

Goddamn discord won’t allow me to search in threads

winged shell
#

Hey, how many rounds do you gotta play for the 1000k trophy?

unborn crystal
#

18/21

#

If you need more(16k or less) better restart Dealerbytonytheclock987

minor arrow
unborn crystal
#

31250 / 15625 are the breakpoints

#

Fail first and you need 21

#

Fail second and restarting is faster

winged shell
unborn crystal
#

You lose 4000$ per minute

#

You need to finish first 3 rounds within roughly 9 and half min

#

Then your score gets doubled till mill(need 6 doubles+initial so 18 wins)

winged shell
#

Ah alright

minor arrow
#

also dont try using duolingo while playing, you lose track of the bullets fast

#

(im speaking from experience rn)

winged shell
#

I learnt that while watching Youtube on the other monitor, lmao

marble lynx
#

"surely there's no more lives in the shotgun" moments before my face is obliterated because I forgot to count

winged shell
#

Me applying some semblance of probability mathematics only to shoot myself in the face and then twice more by the dealer

minor arrow
winged shell
marble lynx
#

"statistical improbability" they said, "there's no way it's live again" they said

minor arrow
#

also question, what's the next step of the ARG after the phone call im not good at ARGs lol (please dont spoil what happens next, but could i get a hint pls)

minor arrow
#

ah, thank you!

bronze olive
#

🙂

minor arrow
#

do i need to say anything in specific or can i just send them a meme

bronze olive
#

Send anything it's automated

minor arrow
#

ah sick, time to figure out where to put the code lol

#

ok new plan imma submit the volta electronics email to the CR newsletter

marble epoch
#

why does the god damn dealer only get cigars and adrenaline to steal my cigars

bronze olive
minor arrow
bronze olive
#

So...... finding out the code for the email is extremely difficult. It took us like 3 days.

#

It's a very very specific Cypher

#

I can give it to you because it's impossible to find out on your own

soft jasper
#

zo wee mama

minor arrow
#

knowing how these things are solved is always half the fun

bronze olive
#

How was it solved ???? Honestly. Rita gave it to us 😭

minor arrow
bronze olive
#

We have an entire two threads about the ARG

minor arrow
#

jesus

#

this probably is not a good first ARG lol

#

my smoothbrain's first instinct was to plug the code into steam's private betas password thingy for buckshot roulette (it did not do anything)

bronze olive
#

Okay here's the encryption for the poem

minor arrow
#

ok ty

bronze olive
#

:3

#

BUT

#

This is AS FAR AS WE GOT

#

Your guess is now as good as ours

minor arrow
#

cant wait for Tom game theory to crack this open (i think that was the new host anyways)

bronze olive
#

I hope more people make videos on it

minor arrow
#

fair also did you guys find the password and you're stuck on the poem or are you stuck on the password

vocal granite
#

both

#

😩

minor arrow
minor arrow
#

ty

#

am i stupid or is the password "The Shutdown" cuz it keeps saying wrong password lol

bronze olive
#

It is I believe

minor arrow
#

ok nvm i didnt have the full code copied, it works lol

#

also i tried again it doesnt go into the steam betas thing

bronze olive
#

Hahaha yeah, it's a little bit disorienting

minor arrow
#

dang this makes me wanna go try and solve the inscryption ARG (i know it's already been solved but you know, solving it with minimal help)

gritty marten
cosmic heron
#

Wait we figured out the code for the website?

bronze olive
#

No we only figured out the Cypher for the message

brisk plover
#

for the 1000k achievment how many rounds would that equate to ussually?

#

also for what it's worth i've prototyped a card game version of buckshot roulette and its quite fun

lofty wharf
#

6 rounds if your first round gets 31250$ or more

brisk plover
#

ah and what determines differences for score/cash?

lofty wharf
#

how fast you play

#

and it only matters the first round