🎙・server-chat

[fluid arch]

just died from getting no lucky card triggers on a 4 of a kind build

I had sock and Chad and all 6s

this is what I get for suckling on the teat of variance I suppose

to quote NL

[marsh ridge]

MAY 25 🫪

[leaden dove]

stayed up till 9 am on an ante 39 run. forgot to reroll the boss ante 38

damn

it be like that i guessssss

was a really good run too, nat negative rebate, didn't need to skip until 37, had exaaaactly enough scoring to beat the 37 small blind and take a fat negative skip for the big blind

then had to start rerolling the boss

it's what it's

[sharp cliff]

hate it

[bitter steeple]

Hit the road in D tier, list must be wrong.

[undone tiger]

Indeed

[green tendon]

I think it’s fair htr is mid

[bitter steeple]

if you're mid then yeah ig

[glad oriole]

mid is c tier

d tier is bad

[empty rock]

htr should be in super SSS+ tier

[upper solstice]

🐴

[fiery sonnet]

♾️🐴

[empty rock]

horseplay

[upper solstice]

Im disappointed in everyone

[eager dew]

[compact stump]

hey, tf did i do

[glad oriole]

hey tf did i do

[ember terrace]

i hate obelisk

and i love campfire

[upper solstice]

No one remembers

Im so disappointed

[long atlas]

i would’ve if i was online bucko

[long atlas]

I DO I DO

I JUST WASNT ONLINE

[sharp cliff]

i'm sorry i haven't been checking this channel as much

jesus

[empty rock]

hey tf i do

[pearl kestrel]

wsp!

[plain fog]

Rightfully so

[indigo temple]

Being the driver of your friend group:

Pros:
You make the rules.
People get you free [I'mnot allowed to day it :(].
People are more happy to go with your plans.
You hold the most power to change plans.
You can threten people with kicking them out the car.
You hold the most power with the music.

Cons:
You can't drink (doesn't effect me)
You have to be responsible.
You have to keep the car presentable.
You have to buy fuel.
You can get left out of the conversation

In my logic, there are more positives.

[glad oriole]

i junno

gas is pretty expensive

[long atlas]

i agree with srimky gas prices are more than those positives

~$5 a gallon is WAY too much

[plain fog]

Not if you sell your passengers’ kidneys to recoup the money

[empty rock]

[strong gust]

The spanish comunity?

[indigo temple]

Last one I saw was £1.80 a leter.

Leeter.

1L

[indigo temple]

So about £7 a gallon.

[long atlas]

kidneys are ~2k-5k (for the iranian market, as it’s the only legal means of ‘selling’ a kidney, the us has 6k-30k for reimbursement, but i wouldn’t consider that selling and id also say that’s too big of a range)
a full tank of gas for me is about 65 bucks (13 gallon tank) so (using the mean of 2k and 5k) 3.5k would cover about ~53.84 tanks. at my mpg (25mpg) a single friend’s kidney would cover about 17,498 (for rounding sake, 17500) miles, assuming you fully empty each tank
the average american drives around 13,500 miles a year, so a friend’s singular kidney would cover about a year and a quarter’s worth of gas
yes i took this joke seriously and yes i had fun doing this math

[plain fog]

It’s Litre or liter kawolski

[long atlas]

jesus christ

[plain fog]

The average American drives 13.500 MILES?!

God damn bro

[stone onyx]

america's road network is like if you content-aware scaled great britain's road network by like 50x

[long atlas]

vacation miles or wtv

[strong prairie]

we had about $10.5 per gallon here last week (converting from eu/liter to usd/gallon)

[long atlas]

american driving culture ladies and gents and everyone else

[indigo temple]

Just looked at At sainsbury's, it's £5.55 per gallon.

[stone onyx]

at this point, arguably the built environment itself is the primary cause of america's car culture

[glad oriole]

and theres roughly 4 liters per gallon right

[long atlas]

okay i thought about it and i feel european gas prices are less shocking because if im not mistaken yall drive so incredibly much less than we do so it’s in a lot less demand

[indigo temple]

3.7 3.8 ish

[stone onyx]

there are a decent number of americans who Love They Trucks or whatever but most of us are just kinda trapped

[plain fog]

I’m weirdly versed in transport infrastructure

[indigo temple]

Idk off my head exactly.

I've been going with 3.7.

[stone onyx]

half-gal is like 1.9, so that tracks

[glad oriole]

1 liter is 0.264172 gallon

[long atlas]

like i feel americas transportation would cripple if gas was above 10 bucks

[glad oriole]

so yea rougly 3.8 liters per gallon

[strong prairie]

I'd have to check, but maybe

[indigo temple]

That's petrol btw, not deiasul. (I GAVE UP SPELLING IT).

[stone onyx]

in some places it has gotten nearly that high before, mostly in places with higher gas taxes. but for sure, 10 bucks as a baseline average would be a, uh, Notable Event

[long atlas]

like walking is NOT an option here, it would take about an hour for me to walk to the nearest grocery store

[glad oriole]

diesel

[stone onyx]

same. my town looks approximately like that one viral image of that exit in pennsylvania

[glad oriole]

deoends on where u live

[plain fog]

America

[stone onyx]

but multiplied out to a population on the order of 200k

[indigo temple]

So about $7.40.

[sly summit]

I have my entire town within walking distance

[long atlas]

true but 90% of america makes it so you need to drive places to do anything

[sly summit]

Granted walking distance is an hour and a half at a medium

[glad oriole]

public transit can be nice too

[sly summit]

But still

[indigo temple]

So think yourself lucky.

[long atlas]

very true, tragic we don’t have a whole lot of that because of driving culture

[indigo temple]

It's cheaper for you.

[glad oriole]

when i was living in salt lake for uni i usually biked walked or took a train or shuttle

[sly summit]

Whole house mad over petrol

[long atlas]

europe (or wherever you live) also different because yall have public transport and the option of walking, we don’t. like we need cars to go anywhere

[glad oriole]

i dint think anyone here is mad right now

but yea its pretty justified to be upset about gas prices

[sly summit]

Id be pretty mad if i had to pay allat

[glad oriole]

its basically essential to modern day lifr

[sly summit]

Id be fuming

[glad oriole]

here in the us of a

[stone onyx]

yeah we have the fun situation here that most of the country's infrastructure was specifically built as a subsidy to automobile companies, and by proxy, to fossil fuel energy companies. it was not part of the incentives to build affordably usable infrastructure, the incentives were instead Every Citizen a Car Owner because the petrodollar matters so much

[plain fog]

Man this is why the Netherlands is the GOAT

[sly summit]

I got lucky and i spawned in a town in the uk

But we have a different problem though

And idk what the guidelines here are like

[indigo temple]

I was just making that argument, the only thing is, I live in a small village in sherwood forest, I have one option, a but that's £3 a trip and 2 times a day.

[glad oriole]

everywheres got their issues

[indigo temple]

Yeah, I an lucky ngl, I actually have a bus.

[sly summit]

Im praying yalls cities improve 🤞

Good luck to everyone

[long atlas]

europeans would tremble at the pure amount of gas being wasted in la rush hour

[sly summit]

We all surviving

[glad oriole]

i hope america improves

but we'll probably have to wait 2 more years until that happens

cough cough

[plain fog]

2?!

[indigo temple]

Yeah. I FEEL IT ALL THE WAY OVER HERE.

[sly summit]

But my shits and giggles as president isnt helpijg

[glad oriole]

yea we're about 2 years into trump's presidency

[sly summit]

And evennif he dies jd bellend takes over

[glad oriole]

and a presidential term is 4 years

[long atlas]

dude these midterms better impeach him

[glad oriole]

true

[indigo temple]

Goes for a march towards the next village, walks 5 miles.

[stone onyx]

i suggest we should probably pivot away from the direct political commentary (i'm guilty as well), in view of server rules

[glad oriole]

true

[sly summit]

Im actually visiting nyc this year on a holiday

[glad oriole]

i dont wanna debate politics but i do think we need someone more capable

[sly summit]

Should be good

[long atlas]

correct just about to say this

[plain fog]

Let’s go to indirect political commentary!

[indigo temple]

God sitting in my car at night tho is so nice rn, it's finally cooling down, and I just watch the bats and enjoy the quiet.

[sly summit]

I think thats been the general consensus world wide since leadership was invented

[plain fog]

Was leadership “invented”?

[sly summit]

I suppose it just kinda took shape

I was originally gonna say democracy but like

Not all leaders are demcratic ones

Anyways

I dont get how other countries deal with heat

It was 29°c over here and i was dying

[plain fog]

Heat the metaphors for controversy or heat the temperature?

[sly summit]

Temperature

[plain fog]

29? Rhymes with LOL
Over here we dealing with 30 - 40 on daily basis

[nova shore]

???

[sly summit]

Like im boiling rn and its midn8ght

[fringe fox]

slim wanna hear a joke?

[sly summit]

Yeah

[fringe fox]

An officer pulled over a car with two Bulgarians inside. The officer rolled down the window and said, “We're looking for two child molesters.”

The Bulgarians exchanged glances and told the officer,

“We'll do it.”

[indigo temple]

Buildings designed for hot weather that don't trap heat, lower moisture, measuring in °f for sympathy.

[sly summit]

Well damn

[plain fog]

But, but C

[indigo temple]

It's in Celsius..

[sly summit]

Thats the first thing ive ever heard about bulgarians 😭

[nova shore]

no yea but 29 isnt thaaaaat bad

[plain fog]

Exactly!

[indigo temple]

It's hit 35 for me today.

[nova shore]

i have 35-40 normally

[plain fog]

Me too

[nova shore]

from which country?

[sly summit]

Yeah i get ~12 on an average day

Not fun

[nova shore]

oh makes sense

[glad oriole]

im a stupid american and im not used to celcius TwT

i always have to go convert online

[nova shore]

i think the lowest i got was -8, in like 20 years

[sly summit]

29 celcius is about 85f

[sly summit]

Thats just winter

[plain fog]

My country doesn’t have winter :(

[glad oriole]

pretty fluffing warm

[nova shore]

i love it tbh, but unfortunately, where i live theres no snow 😭

[sly summit]

We had our hottest day ever about 3(?) Years ago

I think it reached 40c

I was outside

Alone

No drink

[indigo temple]

Also our buildings are designed to keep heat in, meaning inside my house It's been even hotter, my house is about 150 years old, and designed to keep heat in for days, rn I'm sleeping in my car, my house is currently cazy hot.

[plain fog]

Same bro

[sly summit]

40 mins from home

[glad oriole]

sounds horrible

[sly summit]

Yo me too gng

[nova shore]

mmmm central america i guess?

[sly summit]

Terrace house for the win

[sly summit]

Symptoms of heat stroke so yeah 😭

[plain fog]

Right at the equator, the country’s called Surinam since you asked

[sly summit]

I contemplating drinking out of a bathroom sink

[nova shore]

oh i get it

[indigo temple]

Why can't we just renovate houses easily to make them better during heat no landlord puts in a new heating system, and new electronics.

[sly summit]

Cause its cheaper for them

Its all about the bottom line

[plain fog]

Famous American lines

[nova shore]

lit

[sly summit]

Always is and always will be

[indigo temple]

I when I walk in I feel like I'm entering a sauna, but instead of having sweating men in it, it has got an autistic person laying on the tile floor. (Me)

[sly summit]

Thats a long ass sentence mr left armond

[sly summit]

Thats my bath i get wet from the sweat and i gaslight myself into thinking i dunked my head underwater

[indigo temple]

Me have big thoughts.

[sly summit]

Its awful

[sly summit]

As you should

[indigo temple]

Me have many big thoughts, bad thoughts, caffeine make them quiet, caffeine cure adhd.

[sly summit]

Sounds about right

[nova shore]

[indigo temple]

Adhd meds do same but not as well, or they make me depressed, or just drop dead, /kill style.

[indigo temple]

Also could give me boobs. I wouldn't complain.

[wise mountain]

Huh

[nova shore]

?

[wise mountain]

Wa

[strong prairie]

Looks like americans average more distance per capita with a factor between 1.2x-2x according to most studies (US vs EU, EU only, US only)

I did also find this site claiming the opposite, that EU drives more than US. I'm guessing that's due to this site being more focused on second-hand car sales? Regardless, I don't trust it to represent the whole picture

[wise mountain]

Kool

[nova shore]

makes sense

[sly summit]

Staying true to the wiki title, huh

[strong prairie]

I like doing my research. It's why I'm currently procrastinating working on my bachelor thesis

[long atlas]

another factor to remember is europe has more public transport iirc, so you folks over there have more options

[indigo temple]

I'm not kidding it's a side effect, i read through them with my mates, (btw one didn't take some meds because they could cause circulation problems) we found them so funny.

[sly summit]

Have you ever researched chris chan

[wise mountain]

That’s why I don’t take my meds :]

[long atlas]

DONT

[plain fog]

And having more options means less traffic because the people are split between the transportation methods!

[sly summit]

Nah trust its harmless

Just a guy who loves fanta

[indigo temple]

I like mine, they make me not hate myself, the make me nicer to be around.

[wise mountain]

Good

Happy that the meds work for ya

[sly summit]

I just smoke weed

Its nice

[plain fog]

Straight to the point huh?

[sly summit]

Yerp

(To mods) This isnt me advertising weed in any sort of way

Dont do drugs kids

[plain fog]

The mods are gonna love this convo

Politics included as well

[long atlas]

supposedly, to bring us public transport up to europes level, we would need to spend about 4 trillion

[nova shore]

too late im going to buy 5 pounds now

[sly summit]

Thats what the disclaimers for

[sly summit]

Damn

Share?

[nova shore]

pay

[wise mountain]

The mods think we are secretly psychopaths but what they don’t know it’s not even secret

[sly summit]

Fuhhh

[plain fog]

Damn that’s crazy

[nova shore]

anyways, balastro

[plain fog]

The mods think, big mistake

[nova shore]

how is the update going?

[wise mountain]

Mmm

[sly summit]

The mods

They dont

[long atlas]

still updatin, comes out whenever

[sly summit]

Tbh idc when it comes out

[plain fog]

Balatro Tomorrow!

[sly summit]

I just like that he is doing it

[wise mountain]

Blablablablatro

[indigo temple]

What colour are the mods anyway?

[sly summit]

I want another trailer

[long atlas]

green

uhh i mean blue

[plain fog]

[long atlas]

i’m a mod

[indigo temple]

K so none are here.

[long atlas]

ooh spooky

[sly summit]

Predominantly asian id assume

[indigo temple]

Oh no.

[sly summit]

Considering its the most common race

[sly summit]

Suuuuuureee buddy

[long atlas]

hey let’s not please

[wise mountain]

Kool

[sly summit]

My bad

[strong prairie]

You'd think so, but this article claims europeans and americans are very similar in car usage (the headline is very sensational IMO)
I didn't really delve too deep into this though, and I couldn't really find any other articles claiming the same, so I'm unsure of how truthful it really is

[plain fog]

This screams “the most common first name is Mohammed, the most common last name is Wong, therefore the most common name is Mohammed Wong”

[sly summit]

Exactly

But what about mohammed right

He cant always be wong

[plain fog]

The point is the entire statement is completely bogus

[glad oriole]

im a meowderator

trust

:3

[wise mountain]

Spy

[sly summit]

Oh no

The meowderators here

[glad oriole]

wahaaha

[sly summit]

Do you like

Ban cats

[glad oriole]

what no

[wise mountain]

Wa

[glad oriole]

i am a cat

mrrow

[sly summit]

Oh damn

[plain fog]

Obv dogs vro

[sly summit]

So you ban

What do cats hate

Water

[wise mountain]

Bees

[glad oriole]

bigots

[long atlas]

interesting, but also remember the fact that the population of europe:us is roughly 2:1 (about 740m:340m)

[sly summit]

Seems fitting for a mod

[glad oriole]

i love bees

[sly summit]

Didnt know cats were so chill

[glad oriole]

and wasps

[wise mountain]

Hav a bee then

[plain fog]

You missing out gng

[glad oriole]

:3

[sly summit]

Im fine with all bugs and arachnids

Exceot

[glad oriole]

we can finally be bees

[sly summit]

Woodlice

[glad oriole]

i like spiders too

even the evil ones

[sly summit]

Mark this is good news

[indigo temple]

I'm not a furry (and have nothing against them) but if I was gonna get a fursoner it would probably be a scaly.

[glad oriole]

venomous

[sly summit]

We can be a be

[plain fog]

Man f*ck misquotes

[glad oriole]

i am probably a furry

[indigo temple]

Same, they are cute.

[wise mountain]

Bee Gees is also great

[glad oriole]

miau

[sly summit]

FUCK woodlice

[wise mountain]

Yuh like the jumping spider

[glad oriole]

why would i do that

[indigo temple]

All.

[sly summit]

Sorry i have a lot of pent up hatred

[glad oriole]

i like blacj widow

[sly summit]

To kill them idk

[elder hemlock]

i like the small ones

[sly summit]

Barking spiders huh

[indigo temple]

Even that one from warhammer 40k that has got teath.

[glad oriole]

woof

[wise mountain]

Banana spider hurt

Know from experience

[astral obsidian]

Hello

Good bye

[sly summit]

Was that a keyboard autofill or smthn 😭

[elder hemlock]

chicken hurt

[sly summit]

Banana spider hurt

[indigo temple]

Hellows.

[glad oriole]

banana spiders are a thung

[plain fog]

:hi:

[elder hemlock]

parrot hurt

[sly summit]

Never have i ever heard that sentencs before

[glad oriole]

thung

[wise mountain]

Naw banana spider are real and they hurt so bad

[sly summit]

Reallym?

[glad oriole]

tung tung tung kirk have you hesrd that one before

[sly summit]

Ive never heard of them

[sly summit]

Yep

[glad oriole]

look it
up

[astral obsidian]

Hi

[glad oriole]

charlie charlie charlie sahur

[strong prairie]

I'm not sure how that's relevant? Both the sources the article cites work in %s, and so does the article for the most part. It even points out the absolute numbers are very different, but the % is similar-ish

edit: again though, I'm not sure this site is trustworthy. They seem pretty anti-public transport from a quick look at their homepage

[indigo temple]

Guys I need to sleep, but it's so hot I can feel my body turning into a plasma.

[glad oriole]

plasma like like balances chips and mult after scoring X2 blund size

[elder hemlock]

this is happening to me aswell

[sly summit]

Yeah

Its too hot for halfpast midnight

[elder hemlock]

sound pollution

[wise mountain]

Sleep on hard wood floor
The floor is cold

[indigo temple]

I need to sleep tho, I'm going to warhammer world again.

[astral obsidian]

So You are now plasma?

[indigo temple]

THEY FUCKING CARPITED MY FUCKING HOUSE, I HATE IT!!!

[elder hemlock]

take the blanket off

[wise mountain]

Damn

[sly summit]

[plain fog]

[indigo temple]

I don't have any.

[wise mountain]

Eat ice

[elder hemlock]

open the window

[indigo temple]

I HATE CARPETS.!!!!

[sly summit]

Kick rocks buddy

[wise mountain]

Naw I eat rocks

[plain fog]

My grandma has a cool carpet tho, it feels so good

[indigo temple]

Have done, I have all the bugs from helldivers 2 in my room.

[sly summit]

Okay johnny joestar

[elder hemlock]

put ice cubes on your bed

[plain fog]

The bugs from hollow knight soon to join

[long atlas]

i had a brain fart moment where apparently i didnt register percentages that one’s my bad

[wise mountain]

Thx for the compliment

[sly summit]

Just sleep in the freezer

[indigo temple]

Same, (eats a granite slab).

[plain fog]

Short term solution

[elder hemlock]

take a bath in water with ice

[wise mountain]

Johnny joestar was really kool

[glad oriole]

(eats a horse)

[elder hemlock]

turn the ac to the max

coldest setting

[indigo temple]

No, my ice cube tray broke. :(

[sly summit]

Boy im so hungry i could

[plain fog]

You’re on thin ice pal

[sly summit]

Wheres the horse gone

[elder hemlock]

use a cup

[wise mountain]

To Horse jail you go

[plain fog]

As a horse I’m mildly shocked

[glad oriole]

we all outta horse

[elder hemlock]

be me >work at a power plant >horse walks in

[strong prairie]

nah it's fine the articles and papers I linked are all kind of vague on how their measurements actually work

[indigo temple]

No aircon, It would cost too much anyway, I'm upper lower class.

[elder hemlock]

look for fans

[wise mountain]

Use fan

[wise mountain]

Jinx

[sly summit]

Im such a fat fucking chud

I love the way he says it

[elder hemlock]

jinx

[indigo temple]

I don't like them, they keep me up.

[elder hemlock]

look for a leaf blower

[sly summit]

Same but its my little brothers white noise so im forved to hear it

Ive all but tuned it out atp

[elder hemlock]

take off your skin so it will be colder

[wise mountain]

Take a rag put rag in water put rag in fridge take frozen rag out put rag on forehead problem solved

[elder hemlock]

sleep outside

[wise mountain]

Or just don’t sleep at all

[sly summit]

Shove oce cubes down your pants

Ot works

[elder hemlock]

pour water on yourself

[indigo temple]

But my 1" cylinder may get damaged.

[wise mountain]

Oof

[sly summit]

Nah trust itll be soothing

[elder hemlock]

take your nerves out of your skin

so you cant feel the hot

[glad oriole]

shove dry ice down your shirt

very refresh

👍

[sly summit]

👍

[wise mountain]

👍

[indigo temple]

Nahh, kid of uncomfortable, I learnt that when I last tryed it.

[wise mountain]

Hav fish

[glad oriole]

evil boy?

[elder hemlock]

sleep outside

move the matress outside

do you have a pc

with fans in it

[wise mountain]

Eat pc

[sly summit]

Planc + rock bottom

[indigo temple]

Ok. But it's missing it's ram. Is it still good?

[elder hemlock]

get rid of everything emitting heat

[elder hemlock]

how many gigabytes of storage

[sly summit]

Blo up thr sun on sum nonvhalant shi

[wise mountain]

Mmmmmmmmm ram chops

[indigo temple]

https://youtube.com/shorts/_7Wklo6B_so?si=ao_SidkQZV_I1tuL

[sly summit]

Mmmlk chops

[elder hemlock]

the ssd gives more protein with more gb of storage

why did i say ram

[wise mountain]

Cus ram is tasty

[elder hemlock]

i eat ddr1 ram its affordable

[wise mountain]

Tasty

[indigo temple]

But it's not quite the same. It tastes off.

[elder hemlock]

you need to cook it right

or else it will taste plain

[wise mountain]

With butter

Everything is better with butter

[elder hemlock]

everything is better with -cantaloupe-

-insert cantaloupe png-

[autumn shell]

lmao

[cobalt path]

I assume that LocalThunk is still cookin on the update? Just doing my monthly check in to make sure I haven't missed anything.

[long atlas]

bingo

you’ve missed nothing, still no new news

[glad oriole]

probs

@ thunk oomf when uodate

[plain fog]

Global warming is better with butter

[elder hemlock]

horse with malicous intent walks in

[plain fog]

Yo wassup my horse daps up

[elder hemlock]

horse is evil

[cobalt path]

I didn't know if Thunk fan this discord or not

[wise mountain]

It’s true

[glad oriole]

me and thunk are besties

[wise mountain]

Yum

[glad oriole]

he has talked here before

a decent bit

[elder hemlock]

dr balatro walks in

[autumn shell]

havent heard from him since the wiki guy made that joke

[glad oriole]

thats me

[glad oriole]

hes been working and also discord is bad for him

valid stuff

me too probably

[wise mountain]

Doc pls cure my blatrothitis

[long atlas]

he pops in sometimes, he was here a lot a few months ago but he’s stepped farther away for his own health (hopefully he’s doing better)

[elder hemlock]

its never lupus

[indigo temple]

https://youtube.com/shorts/IHpH4SXxkUs?si=warB2mVGXaG4gUm- absolute fucking gold.

[elder hemlock]

is it cold yet

have you turned into a plasma deck yet

[wise mountain]

Don’t talk me it’s terminal doc

[glad oriole]

by the way, when posting yt links you can delete everything after the ?, its not needed for the video id

[indigo temple]

Somehow no.

[glad oriole]

https://youtube.com/shorts/IHpH4SXxkUs

[elder hemlock]

ok so what you want to do is -under construction-

[indigo temple]

... THE FUCK!!!

[indigo temple]

Genuinely massively helpful.!!!

[glad oriole]

:3

no probs

[indigo temple]

I love you.

[glad oriole]

yaay

[wise mountain]

Where do you come from Antarctica

[elder hemlock]

oh yeah

[indigo temple]

I hope that both sides of your pillow are -152°C

[elder hemlock]

move to arizona if your too hot

[glad oriole]

qwq

dies

[elder hemlock]

its cold over there

[indigo temple]

It's more the moisture, until today it's been quite dry, but today the moisture has gotten up crazy high.

[elder hemlock]

hi

hi x2 +1 mult

[flint copper]

What video is this?

[elder hemlock]

the horse one

[glad oriole]

its the video that was posted earlier

[wise mountain]

I like to see big number get bigger

[flint copper]

I swear, if it’s a rickroll or something

[glad oriole]

i was sending it as an example for the

[glad oriole]

this

[elder hemlock]

be me >buy horsey game

[indigo temple]

"Helldiver, you've surpassed the allotted 3 wipe limit. Hand over the roll."

[wise mountain]

Mmmmmmmmm eat horse

[indigo temple]

I won't rickroll you, I'll duck roll you. Or buddy holly, or loss.

[indigo temple]

NO!!! Don't become the French!!

[elder hemlock]

mmmmmmmm eat frog

my birthday is on fnuy number

15 more days

[wise mountain]

I dunno a snail seems pretty tasty won’t you agree

[elder hemlock]

raw frogs are more tasty

[wise mountain]

Mmmm frog

[elder hemlock]

pacman frog big and tasty and girthy🤤

[indigo temple]

Note: why are snails, frogs, venison and lobster all seen as classy foods?

[wise mountain]

Cus

[elder hemlock]

because they taste good

[indigo temple]

Then brisket is a bad one!!!

Wtaf!??!

[wise mountain]

All the rich people just wanna flex by eating expensive exotic food

And they are inbreed

[indigo temple]

They aren't exotic, I'll give people whatever they want but snails, frogs and lobster aren't even hard to get.

[flint copper]

Snails are legitimately good tho

[long atlas]

either they’re hard to prepare or most wouldn’t think of eating them

[elder hemlock]

your pfp looks french

[long atlas]

actually the right answer here is they’re historically uncommon

[flint copper]

It’s not

[wise mountain]

Good point

[glad oriole]

your pfp looks american 😾

[elder hemlock]

cow

[flint copper]

American

[wise mountain]

Am American

[flint copper]

More like

[elder hemlock]

cow on skateboard

[flint copper]

Ameribad

[plain fog]

Americant

[long atlas]

more like AMERICAN’T

[long atlas]

fuck

jinx

[flint copper]

No, I’m funnier

[elder hemlock]

american cheese

[long atlas]

you owe me a soda

[indigo temple]

I'm British. Very British. Live in sherwood forest.

[wise mountain]

I love America the media just paints America in a bad light

[plain fog]

Because it’s low-key bad

[indigo temple]

I totally don't steal from the rich and give to the poor.

[flint copper]

Sympathiser detected

Sending a missile strike your way

[wise mountain]

Better then iran

[elder hemlock]

i like turning american cheese into cheese balls and throwing them at the public

[long atlas]

aaand we’re shutting down this conversation

[elder hemlock]

america is that bad tho

[wise mountain]

Ok

[flint copper]

😔

[plain fog]

America is a developed country and you’re comparing it to Iran? Seriously?
But like Jandom said f*ck this convo balatro

[long atlas]

yeah i know im the fun police throw all the tomatoes you want/j

[flint copper]

No, I mean

[elder hemlock]

horse walks in >eats tomatos

[long atlas]

no i was so joking that was meant to be sarcastic

[flint copper]

Yeah, I should have known

[indigo temple]

But tomatoes are tasty. Don't waste them.

[plain fog]

Tomato low-key the best because ketchup and tomato paste

[elder hemlock]

correction tomato juice is tasty

[indigo temple]

I like being British, I live neer warhammer world.

[wise mountain]

Tomato is great

[long atlas]

sarcasms hard to decipher over text i don’t blame you lol

[glad oriole]

tomatoes are tasty but i dont like their texture

[plain fog]

Minecraft world coming soon!
Soon!
I SAID SOOOOON!

[indigo temple]

Not even cherry tomatoes.

[elder hemlock]

horse leaves

[long atlas]

this. i’ll eat cherry tomatoes but whole are not for me because it’s too bad of a texture

[glad oriole]

especially not those

[plain fog]

I’m right here mate

[elder hemlock]

horse walks back in

[indigo temple]

Oh dam, I've got issues with them ones, I eat them like popcorn.

[indigo temple]

I don't like the texture of cream, please say I found someone else.

[wise mountain]

horse gets eaten

[long atlas]

like what type of cream

[elder hemlock]

im gay for stafford from directive 8020

[indigo temple]

I'm asexual, but £0.72 is £0.72 and can get you like half a freddo.

[flint copper]

I don’t really see it, but more power to you ig

[elder hemlock]

what is a freddo

[wise mountain]

Yuh

Wat is it

[flint copper]

Freddo fazbear

Hor hor hor hor hor

[indigo temple]

An 18g tiny bar of chocolate shaped to be a frog.

[elder hemlock]

harry pot mentioned

[wise mountain]

Frog

[flint copper]

Was about to say

[long atlas]

#🃏・off-topic message

not what i had in mind

[indigo temple]

There's a photo in #🃏・off-topic

[indigo temple]

You found it I see

[elder hemlock]

oh yeah those just taste like chocolate

[wise mountain]

Looks tasty

[long atlas]

id sure hope so twin it is literally just chocolate ✌️

[indigo temple]

They are, but the £0.85 500g bar of milk chocolate from lidl is better value.

[elder hemlock]

does orange juice look like the taste of an orange cantaloupe

[flint copper]

They should make chocolate bars that taste like frogs

[wise mountain]

Naw you know it’s a frog covered in chocolate

[long atlas]

well if you see a chocolate bar you’d assume it tastes like chocolate no?

[glad oriole]

cream?

like straight cream

[elder hemlock]

it would be a cantaloupe

[wise mountain]

How much is .85€ is that like .85$

[elder hemlock]

no big difference

[indigo temple]

Any cream, pooring cream, squirty cream, ice cream, anything cream will make me violently sick.

[wise mountain]

I see thank you

[long atlas]

the orange juice scenario also depends whether you’re drinking from the carton or not
if the carton says orange juice, you’d assume it’s orange juice
if you’re handed a random glass of orange liquid and expected to identify it by only looking at it, it could be orange or cantaloupe or any other liquid of a similar color

[glad oriole]

fair

idk about sick but i dont love it

[indigo temple]

$1.15

[long atlas]

can you tell i take jokes/hypotheticals seriously

[elder hemlock]

what if your colorblind

[wise mountain]

Kool

[long atlas]

non descript juice, my favorite 🤤

[indigo temple]

I will be sick if I have ice cream, I used to live ice-cream, I don't live anymore, I just suffer.

[glad oriole]

i dont like ice cream

[elder hemlock]

new buzzword unlocked tell me what the buzzword means please

[glad oriole]

the coldness is unpleasant

[flint copper]

Ice cream is okay

[glad oriole]

and honestly

[flint copper]

I used to think it was great

[glad oriole]

i dont love dairy

bottom stuff

[long atlas]

non descript, meaning unable to be identified or described due to lack of context or memorable quality

[flint copper]

But it’s actually pretty overrated

[glad oriole]

(but i love caffeine )

contradictions shmontradictions

[flint copper]

🤨

[wise mountain]

I don’t sugary things

[flint copper]

Elaborate

[elder hemlock]

ok so what would you think a cube would taste like in flavor if shapes had flavor

[glad oriole]

its what j am

dairy products arent great for digestion

[indigo temple]

People are always really supised then ask why I don't have lactose free shit. I'm like "bitch I'll still be sick, you don't have to run it in."

[elder hemlock]

i think it would be like an apple

[glad oriole]

i love apples

[wise mountain]

I more like steak or fruit

Peach is great

[flint copper]

I hate apples unless it’s juice

Then I love apples

[glad oriole]

wtfluff

kills you

[elder hemlock]

i used to like mangos

[glad oriole]

mangos mangos mangos mangos

[wise mountain]

Mango is good

[glad oriole]

i like mangos

[elder hemlock]

emphasis on used to

[flint copper]

Mangos are pretty chill

[indigo temple]

I think I may be mildly allergic to my new carpets.

[wise mountain]

I like peaches more tho

[glad oriole]

dont let stupid memes ruin your enjoyment of real things

peaches peaches peachespeachespeaches

[flint copper]

Huh?

Did you die?

[wise mountain]

Peaches peaches peaches peaches

[elder hemlock]

i remember when i was younger and i would lick the carpet and it tasted like grape kool-aid

[indigo temple]

😭😭😭

[elder hemlock]

surely im not the only one

[wise mountain]

Brother you are alone

[elder hemlock]

there are 8 billion people

atleast 1 million did it

[wise mountain]

True

True

[indigo temple]

Maybe barry 4 doors down, he's the sort of person who would.

[wise mountain]

I say their is too many people in the world

So I say we bring back the purge

[indigo temple]

That's probably it tho.

[indigo temple]

Noo!!! I'll be first dead.

[elder hemlock]

let the hanta virus out

[plain fog]

Idk about the grape kool-aid part but I hear you mate

[flint copper]

Statistically impossible

[plain fog]

Hell nah!

[indigo temple]

It's barry, 4 doors down.

[flint copper]

1 million people will die before you

You ain’t special

[red pewter]

not if i blow ma shi smoove oooooooff

[wise mountain]

I live in America their is more guns then people here it’s going to be like cod 2019

[elder hemlock]

i survived covid i can survive another one

[flint copper]

When I was a kid, I would just like

Lick random surfaces

[indigo temple]

Statically improbable, not impossible. I'm gonna make it happen.

[plain fog]

That’s not how statistics work

[flint copper]

Sure it is

I haven’t died once in 20 years

I’m basically immortal

[wise mountain]

Noice

[indigo temple]

I'll go grab the gun off of the yard where I keep my horses, trip on a rock and die.

[wise mountain]

People don’t die of old age they die from birthday punches

[plain fog]

Until i observe the bones in my body, who’s to say i have bones?

[elder hemlock]

horse glances

[red pewter]

i do

ive been under your skin

[wise mountain]

Sounds like my luck

[indigo temple]

They are on a working farm, the farmer has issues with vandals, I wouldn't go anywhere neer it.

[elder hemlock]

yeah what if i dont even have a ribcage and everyone thought i did

[plain fog]

Oh cool real quick is that rash I got dangerous

[flint copper]

So if the average human life expectancy is 76 years…

Humans can survive roughly 76 birthday punches

[wise mountain]

76 BIRTHDAY PUNCHES

[elder hemlock]

horse approaches dio

[indigo temple]

Oh and there's pigs sooo.

[plain fog]

What’s a birthday punch?

[elder hemlock]

fruit punch

[wise mountain]

My crampaipi survived 97 birthday punches

[indigo temple]

Where you punch someone for their birthday.

[flint copper]

It’s when time runs up and smacks you once a year

[plain fog]

I see

[indigo temple]

I personally aim to wind them. It's my mates 18th soon. :j

[elder hemlock]

i have something called birthday whoopings instead where i get beaten by my sibling

[flint copper]

You’re gonna die young, man

[plain fog]

In my country we take a piece of the cake and rub it in their face

[indigo temple]

I'll also do something similar for him for passing his driving test, but this time to the face.

[indigo temple]

YIPPEE.

[wise mountain]

It’s why you must eat your steak

[elder hemlock]

i do that to random people in public and for some reason they get mad at me

[elder hemlock]

a steak!?

[wise mountain]

Yuh makes you strong

[indigo temple]

Mark, I made a steak.

[plain fog]

It’s cuz they think you forgot their birthdays gng

[elder hemlock]

im a strawberry

[wise mountain]

Am a human

[indigo temple]

We can finally be bees.

[plain fog]

I wanna be

[elder hemlock]

oh dang

[indigo temple]

Are you shore?

[elder hemlock]

im toast

[wise mountain]

Goes good with jam

[indigo temple]

What time of jam?

[elder hemlock]

june

9

guess what happens june 9

[plain fog]

GMTK game jam!!!!!

[indigo temple]

Cherry or strawberry jam with the husks still in are the best.

[elder hemlock]

guess what happens may 29

???

[plain fog]

The world ends! Yippee

[indigo temple]

As an asexual I must ask, what is your favourite type of cake, personally I have to go black forest.

[indigo temple]

YAY

[flint copper]

No correlation image

[plain fog]

What does being asexual have to do with your preference in cake?

[indigo temple]

I'm qualified.

[elder hemlock]

dumpling ham mustard and nutella cake

[plain fog]

Good enough for me
I gotta go sponge cake

[flint copper]

Why can’t you send images in #🎙・server-chat

[indigo temple]

The stereotypes of asexuals is that we like dragons, and eat cake and garlic bread.

[plain fog]

Spam most likely

[flint copper]

Literally 1984

[plain fog]

Garlic bread low-key deserves the glaze tho

[elder hemlock]

i eat dumplings green beans ham mustard and nutella with vanilla on a cake

[indigo temple]

Is that, big brother is always watching?

[flint copper]

Everyone loves garlic bread

[plain fog]

[flint copper]

Hell, garlic is great on everything

[indigo temple]

ARE YOU SAYING A GAR LICKED THIS BREAD!??!

[flint copper]

Pasta

Pizza

Soup

Cookies

Hot chocolate

[plain fog]

Lick of approval

[elder hemlock]

horse walks in >horse doesnt like garlic bread

[glad oriole]

i feel like everyone likes garlic bread

humanity stereotype

[indigo temple]

Because in my village we have an issue with stabbings in the park, so they installed a pole that I call the big brother is always watching pole, it has a comedic amout of cameras on it.

[glad oriole]

show

or dont if u want

[flint copper]

Is that the difference between Americans and British?

[indigo temple]

Yeah, but you're distracted by sexual interests, I just think, garlic bread 24 hours a day.

[flint copper]

White people with ranged weapons vs white people with melee weapons

[elder hemlock]

you living in london mate?

[flint copper]

Then who are the magic and summon users???

[glad oriole]

real

[indigo temple]

No, sherwood forest.

[glad oriole]

garlic bread is as good as sex fellas

[elder hemlock]

pl

[flint copper]

Sadly cannot verify

[elder hemlock]

ok*

[flint copper]

But probably tbh

[glad oriole]

ive had garlic bread but ive never had sex

theres a win for garlic bread

[indigo temple]

Pulls up to your crib with long bow and his merry men.

[elder hemlock]

i could say something really out of pocket

[flint copper]

Hmm?

[elder hemlock]

yellow stream vs sword

[indigo temple]

But no, where I am, alot of people own both. They both have a use, knife is a tool it dan cut rope, or anything, a gun can be used to protect livestock, and to do something unpleasant, something that sometimes has to be done, something that takes strength, and can never be undone, but you will never regret.

[elder hemlock]

thas alot of typing

[indigo temple]

Putting an animal down is often the kindest thing, no animal should ever suffer. Especially an animal I love.

[indigo temple]

I am in support of it for humans, I've watched a man starve himself because he couldn't get the surgery to carry on doing anything he enjoyed, his family was dead, all he had left was a shit son. He suffered so much that could have been stoped.

Anyway I'm going to stop before I get told off.

[flint copper]

Yeah, didn’t expect a whole essay

But thanks for enlightening me on firearms and overall weaponry?

[indigo temple]

It's something I'm extremely passionate about sorry. I don't like to se suffering.

[flint copper]

Yeah, I can tell

Very bold take

[indigo temple]

It goes against my beliefs, I don't believe in anything, but I believe you should try to make lifes better for other animals, and not allow suffering of animals. Humans are animals too btw.

[indigo temple]

I don't personally believe so, I understand not everyone is for it, but I would rather not suffer.

Anyway on a lighter note. Cheese, does it belong on garlic bread?

[elder hemlock]

melted cheese

[indigo temple]

Yes

[wary torrent]

i love cheese toast

it's like half a grilled cheese

[indigo temple]

Best cheese on toast, red Lester.

[wary torrent]

i might try that

[indigo temple]

Best with HP brown sauce.

A photo is in #🃏・off-topic

Sort of tastes like bbq sauce and brown sauce.

[ancient sequoia]

Did thunk return

He was gone for a while

[long atlas]

no and frankly i’d be surprised if he did discord is bad for mental health if you’re on it too long especially if you’re seen as a figurehead like thunk is

[ancient sequoia]

Makes sense but I always liked chatting with him

[long atlas]

i mean he has popped in once or twice since he’s stepped back

[ancient sequoia]

I joined the discord and he literally happened to be online that day and I got to ask some questions

And then I talked to him like everyday for a week

Then he diasapeared

[plain fog]

“But when the world needed him the most, he vanished”

[long atlas]

yeah i don’t think we’ll ever get that month or two when he was super chatty again until 1.1 (even then i don’t think it’ll be an everyday thing nor will it be casual conversation)

[elder hemlock]

hi

[long atlas]

hi zag

[plain fog]

:hi:

[elder hemlock]

hi

im going to sleep

i need rest

good night

say good night or else i wont get good sleep

[flint copper]

Good night

[elder hemlock]

ok

[long atlas]

good night or else i won’t get good sleep

[ancient sequoia]

Dang well thanks for the info

[long atlas]

unless thunk has an alt as a member here (idk why he would but if there is they don’t speak like him at all)

and if there was he obviously wouldn’t reveal it

[ancient sequoia]

Yeah well maybe youre thunk

Jk

[balmy junco]

I predict 1.1 will have cards in it

[flint copper]

This update has cards in it

[opaque shard]

Batro

[agile pawn]

it won't, sorry

[leaden dove]

If you take a negative skip on the big blind then beat the boss, is the negative joker from that ante's shop, or the next one?

ping meeee if u got an answer I'm trying to do some nerd shit and may get distracted

also.. If there's a negative joker in the shop and you block to see it sooner, will it still be negative?

[vast widget]

irl, cavendish or grosmichel????

[autumn shell]

Gros Michel is extinct

[vast widget]

Holy cungadero

[left patio]

yo whats best early game strat

[stiff tusk]

Ken

I

D

O

N

T

K

N

O

W

Figure it yourself

[vital ferry]

grosmichel tastes waaaay better

[red pewter]

very small chance that youve even seen a gros michel in your life if you dont live in a southeastern asian country, but can you describe how is it better if that is true?

[celest nebula]

Lowkey the sinful jokers they’re acc some good start

Cause they’ll just allow u to breeze past blinds and just do whatever u want in the shop

[vital ferry]

do you know those bana milkshakes that for some reason dont taste like bananas at all? thats the taste of a grosmichel

and i like the taste of the banana milkshakes

[red pewter]

good point

[vital ferry]

indeed i did have a good point if i do say so myself

[red pewter]

but

how do you knoe its the taste of gros michel

[vital ferry]

ive searched it up

on yt

[red pewter]

nice

neat

gros michel actually translates to Big Mike btw

gros is french

for big

[vital ferry]

wasn it grand?

[red pewter]

both

grand, gros

[vital ferry]

ah i see

[red pewter]

synonymous words

[vital ferry]

ur quite a smart individual

[red pewter]

i appreciate the compliment

but i dont claim myself as smart

just curious, perhaps

[vital ferry]

oh well if you say so

[red pewter]

but thank you, nevertheless. you seem, too, quite intellectual

[vital ferry]

ahh thank you too my fellow human
i will cherish your compliment

[red pewter]

[ripe nimbus]

[coral bramble]

i dowloaded balatro on steam. everytime i start it its just a black screen

what do i do

[solemn elm]

update your graphics drivers

[coral bramble]

i did but still nothing

why is balatro so ahh on pc

[solemn elm]

do you have an AMD GPU

[coral bramble]

Vega 8

whatever that means

gemini told me to get a old version 15.5.1 something

this is hurting my brain

[solemn elm]

do not listen to generative ai here

uhhh let me check something rq

[vast crypt]

balatro balatrez is playing balatro

[stiff tusk]

Back boys

[elder hemlock]

have you checked the integrity of the game files on steam

thats something you might wanna do

just to eliminate it off the list

[lyric nexus]

Zazalife

[exotic shuttle]

\

[old hull]

/

[elder hemlock]

\

[hearty elm]

/

[elder hemlock]

\

[tardy cloud]

Do we have any

Updates

On the way ?

[elder hemlock]

i hate you too

[solemn elm]

the 1.1 update is in the works

[tardy cloud]

Thz

[vital ferry]

does like anyone what it kud add?

[solemn elm]

some things are known

but most of it is unknown because thunk doesnt like feeling like he either disappoints people or has to keep promises

[vital ferry]

ahh i see

ty anyways tho

oh yeah also does thunk read any of the suggestion from the suggestion channel?

[strong prairie]

Doubt it #🕹・game-discussion message

[untold garden]

Need the update asap

[fleet oracle]

what happened to the joker suggestions thread

[tawny pasture]

i ate it

[safe tide]

the game wont receive any more updates?

[solemn elm]

It will

there is a major update in the works

[lofty cedar]

I keep seeing it all over the reddit. What is naninf?

[solemn elm]

the "score limit" of this game

[plain fog]

Naneinf is the point where numbers in balatro return “naneinf”, this point is around 1.8 * 10^308, or 1.8 followed by 307 zeros

[solemn elm]

1.798e308

[plain fog]

Oh mb gng

[lofty cedar]

Thank you both

[rigid latch]

2^1024-1

[solemn elm]

because of precision loss this isnt true

[rigid latch]

care to explain more?

[solemn elm]

you can't store 2^1024-1 in a double floating point value with perfect precision

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double-precision_floating-point_format#Precision_limitations_on_integer_values

[rigid latch]

right, you can not store more then it tho no?

which 1.798*10^308 is bigger

[vital ferry]

btw whats that really big num from the talisman mod

the one with the hashtags

[teal nimbus]

67

[solemn elm]

1.798 is rounded

2^1024 is 1.79769313......

[boreal heath]

Balatro

[trim belfry]

Nice chose of card of yugiho to pfp

[raw matrix]

One thousand

[boreal heath]

Thank

[trim belfry]

D welcome

[stone onyx]

fun thing about naneinf is i think that that specific way of rendering nans is peculiar to balatro's code for showing a floating point number in scientific notation

the value actually stored is just an inf, but trying to get the mantissa (the 1.798 part) of an inf just gives nan, and trying to get the exponent of an inf by taking the base-10 log just gives another inf, so nan e inf

[solemn elm]

#mod-mail

[uneven laurel]

How are we chat

[sly summit]

Im good mr/ms That one giant

[sly summit]

How are you though?

[uneven laurel]

I’m doing great bro thanks for asking

[sly summit]

Ofc man

[strong prairie]

wtf

[barren geyser]

Do the spectral cards come from somewhere else or are they original to Balatro?

[long atlas]

original

[barren geyser]

That's cool

Thank you

[lost willow]

odd question but in a video of marq and robbie recently they have a modd that keeps doubling the joker effect every round does anyone know which mod it is ?

[barren geyser]

Isnt it in the video description?

[lost willow]

sadly not :c

[barren geyser]

Or maybe pinned comment if there's one

[barren geyser]

Awn

Any visible logo in the video?

[lost willow]

negative its basicly vanilla with that mod

[barren geyser]

Hm

I see

Well, sorry i couldnt help😢

[lost willow]

no worries worth a shot

[burnt crater]

Cryptid glowing deck prob

But I haven't seen the vid

nvm found the vid idk what mod that is

[lost willow]

thanks for trying 🙂

[dusky tundra]

how u play multiplayer

[outer helm]

You need to download mods

[dense ravine]

hi

[rare haven]

man i hope we can play with mods on mobile in the Future

[lusty junco]

You actually can on android if you're able to obtain a copy of the steam version

[sharp cliff]

it's possible just violates tos of your balatro provider (app store, google play store)

kinda legally icky

so localthunk said no talking about it

also rule 11 #📜・rules

for so many people here

[knotty aurora]

[phone]

[lean perch]

Holy shit it’s you

[undone tiger]

The temptation to send a mesage to #ceremonial-dagger is insane rn

[swift bane]

fr like what if i just do a quick message then delete it

i still havent won a game im so bad

like a got soul once and still didnt win