🃏・off-topic

[silk garden]

Now rotated 90°!

[pearl flume]

Please choose a food item before clicking the black bar.

||Someone passes you a cold refreshing can of beverage

You swig it down and taste this.||

[granite matrix]

Cheeseburger was a terrible choice 😭😭

[verbal geyser]

cheebuger sludge 🤤

donut is actually not half bad i’d say, though probably extremely sweet

[warm mountain]

hotdog???

[storm condor]

Burritos

||just pure mince 💔||

[vale cliff]

Soda

Lol

[ionic skiff]

Taco Palenque Bean & Cheese taco
Specifically its insides

I like sucking on them like a gogurt tube

[dusty lynx]

dumb question time

would ya want a warm cold drink or a cold hot drink?

[vale cliff]

Squeals and moans excitedly

[vale cliff]

Huh?

I don’t get this

[candid geode]

Had to sell 2 legendary jokers to beat gold stake

Made more sense in context

[vale cliff]

Shouldn’t chicot help?

Anyway, wanna see some slop?

[ebon barn]

Rice, tastes like nothing with a hint of something

[storm condor]

What if it was a shower of it

👀

[stray badge]

it could have been worse (noodle soup)

[proud stag]

Popcorn

||ew||

[storm condor]

It's just pure butter

[shrewd vale]

there will be a global pandemic in 2020

mark my words

[vale cliff]

Speech bubble

[full roost]

hey guys look at this cool picture I took at the graveyard

[royal widget]

that spongebob episode where they eat synthetic patties:

[vale cliff]

It’s really not that bad if you turn off your taste buds

[dusty lynx]

Dumb question time

Caleb (from blood) is low on health and sees you walking around, the only way to heal is to eat the hearts of the recently deceased and hes armed with what you can only describe as a 'napalm launcher'.

what do you do?

[vale cliff]

What’s blood

[dusty lynx]

its an old game from uh...(looks up date)

1998

on the build engine

it has the best death screams and people set on fire I have ever seen and heard in a game

[vale cliff]

Love people dying and being set on fire

[dusty lynx]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHlJOMjon4Y

heres a taste

[quartz tinsel]

Being low on health was a constant when I played.

[quartz tinsel]

@grok, what does he mean by this?

[delicate owl]

almost got fooled by a faulty deck
why the fuck would they print it like that

[rigid crag]

printer ran out of ink ig

[delicate owl]

(for reference: the original deck does has different design for king of hearts, but in this one they just copypasted the king of clubs and changed symbol on his chest, even though there was absolutely NO reason for them to do that)

[quartz tinsel]

False king.

There's only one king and that man is I.

[dusty lynx]

you played on 'well done' didnt you?

[runic tinsel]

blast ma shi smoove off

[quartz tinsel]

Whatever Blood's equivalent is to I'm Too Young to Die.

[dusty lynx]

you kept dying on 'still kicking'?!?

[quartz tinsel]

And?

[dusty lynx]

I mean...uh

well I played blood on 'well done; and I kind a hated it because the cultists delt a ton of damage with insane reflexes. Making me treat the game like a tactical shooter when they show up.

but then I put it down to lightly broiled and it went far...far better

[runic tinsel]

sounds like a great game

what sinulator/platform did you use

[dusty lynx]

the one nightdive made

Blood: Fresh supply

and now theres another remake called 'refresh supply' which costs way too much money

[runic tinsel]

no thats

[dusty lynx]

oh right

[runic tinsel]

thats not what i meant

[dusty lynx]

its on the 'build engine'

[runic tinsel]

hmmm

my pc's kinda fucked up currently, is it possible to access on mobile perhaps?

if not, i can watch a couple gameplays and base my opinion on it

[dusty lynx]

hey I was saying that I wasnt having that bad of a time in the game

I was just really surprised you were stuggling on still kicking

[dusty lynx]

the build engine was made in the 90's for computers

[craggy prairie]

dqy 3 of posting random images

[dusty lynx]

I have no clue if anyone made an emulator of the build engine for mobile

[runic tinsel]

it is possible

[quartz tinsel]

Should I have a burger, a burrito, steak, or noodles for lunch?

[dusty lynx]

burrito

[pearl flume]

How many times will you press the button ?

You get a thousand dollars

But

You go to prison for 1 month per press.

[quartz tinsel]

I've done my time in my padded room already. Just stay broke.

[stray badge]

0 going to prison does not sound very nice

[spare pecan]

.

uh

[quartz tinsel]

Though I do intend to get money by pressing buttons.

[rigid crag]

it doesnt say that you get a thousand per press, so im only pressing it once

[quartz tinsel]

As an alleged writer.

[pearl flume]

You do.

[vale cliff]

Press it enough times to be the richest person on Earth then use rich privilege to avoid all prison time

Holy shit

I’m so smart

[rigid crag]

well here's the question: do you immediately go to prison for 1 month after pressing the button

[vale cliff]

Probably not

[rigid crag]

but then get to press it again after the 1 month

[vale cliff]

Why would that be how it works?

[rigid crag]

idk

also this is a great representation for burglary

[quartz tinsel]

I had two.

[quartz tinsel]

S - M - R - T. I mean S - M - A - R - T.

[quartz tinsel]

It was supposed to be a gif but it showed as an image.

Also go to sleep.

[vale cliff]

GIFs aren’t allowed here

[vale cliff]

Okay daddy

[shut musk]

American prison or Swedish prison?

[quartz tinsel]

Ο Γελωτοποιός.

[surreal arch]

Hey guys, check it out

Clown to clown communication, clown to clown conversation

I'll be adding Blueprint and Brainstorm to the island next

[quaint solar]

speaking of which...

[surreal arch]

Gotta love a gay relationship

[runic tinsel]

who's the guy on the right again, i forgor

[fallen crypt]

DEAM

[fallen crypt]

DEAM!!!

[quaint solar]

hugh morris

[surreal arch]

Hugh Morris from Tomodachi Life: Living The Dream

[runic tinsel]

he's actually an in built character

[verbal geyser]

throwback to mine:

#🃏・off-topic message

[runic tinsel]

in the game

[surreal arch]

Throwback, you say?

[verbal geyser]

the plant is just below it as well

[verbal geyser]

oh my golly did i just mention that shitty joker i’m so incredibly sorry idk what came over me

[fallen crypt]

why the [[censured word]] is that tiny??

[fallen crypt]

I love when im a normal person

[verbal geyser]

lord knows you’re not tall twin

you’re the size of a playing card

[surreal arch]

I'm so green

[glossy fulcrum]

meow

[surreal arch]

wee

[fallen crypt]

That's only my card version

[glossy fulcrum]

censored

also ur allowed to cuss here

[quartz tinsel]

Frick.

[glossy fulcrum]

fwick

[surreal arch]

Jimbo doesn't swear, jimbo goes "ee-wo-ah-yo-eh" when swearing

[glossy fulcrum]

yea

[surreal arch]

Have you folks even seen the friends of jimbo trailer?

[fallen crypt]

REALLY, well, i hate fuckers who love doing stuff of tetris

[surreal arch]

#gatekeeping

[glossy fulcrum]

meow

[shut musk]

I’ve been thinking

[glossy fulcrum]

aw

[verbal geyser]

good for you!

[quartz tinsel]

I haven't.

[verbal geyser]

guys do i pick the small medium or large prize jimbo is offering me

[shut musk]

Weenie means small or dick
So which meaning came first;
Did someone call a dick weenie
Or did someone used dicks as an insulting unit of measurement?

[verbal geyser]

weenie derives from weiner

[shut musk]

Ah that makes sense

[surreal arch]

Times three? Hmm, you must have the drivers license and at least 16 enhanced cards

[glossy fulcrum]

and weiner is a name for hot dogs innit

[verbal geyser]

which comes from a german term meaning “a thing from vienna”

[verbal geyser]

bingo

[glossy fulcrum]

ah

[verbal geyser]

so the term weiner was used for hot dogs first, which i’m sure was associated with the penis for the similar shape

[glossy fulcrum]

mhm

[fallow birch]

guys

I have a question

[verbal geyser]

i probably have an answer

[fallow birch]

guys, when I want to run Cryptid (with Tailsman [must]) it always crashes. Why does it always crash?

[verbal geyser]

#⚙・modding-support

[runic tinsel]

STOP FUCKING LARPING THAT SONG

[quartz tinsel]

Should I stop at two books or try to keep going?

I feel like after two I'd have exhausted my ideas.

[shut musk]

If you got an idea, make the book
If not, don’t

[quartz tinsel]

I have some idea fragments. Maybe I could write TVG and GE, then give my partial ideas to other writers.

Better writers.

[fluid carbon]

His heart sank

[runic tinsel]

He was breaaaathlesss😔

[fluid carbon]

Here lies charlie

You can tell its him cause we put his name on the stone

[quartz tinsel]

I can think of about thirty-nine better writers than myself.

[verbal geyser]

comparison is the best demotivator

or rather worst

remember: there will always be someone better than you and there will always be someone worse than you

“why keep doing it if someone’s better than me?” because it’s fun and you enjoy doing it. if you aren’t having fun/dont enjoy it (both of which are brought on by the mindset of “x is better than me”) then why are you still doing it? 90% of hobbies aren’t about being better than everyone it’s having fun

[shut musk]

Yeah! My pixel art suck ass doesn’t mean I don’t do it

[cyan ivy]

Exactly

Same here

I do it for the love of the game

[verbal geyser]

correct mindset

i’ve heard thunk talk about discipline>fun, but it’s very different because his hobby turned into his job

[quartz tinsel]

Speaking of discipline, I need to read more.

Which is strange because I read Record of Ragnarok every month.

[verbal geyser]

don’t force it because if you do it’ll suck all the joy out of reading

assuming you enjoy reading

[quartz tinsel]

My profile picture is Record of Ragnarok fanart.

Not by me, of course. I can't draw.

But I don't need to draw.

[somber steeple]

I larped as a femboy today for the first time!!

[granite matrix]

I'm so close

[granite matrix]

only

[quartz tinsel]

I almost started crossdressing.

But I didn't trust my taste enough to go to the store alone for clothes.

[somber steeple]

That aint a problem for me, i dont have any shame, i already shamed so hard there is nothing to be ashamed of

I can just do anything

I once bought 12 bananas and put 1 in my pocket and said banana to the cashier

I got kicked out

😔

I once brought a tree to school

Then i lost it

🌳

[quartz tinsel]

I wore one shoe, one flip-flop, and a camouflage robe to school to mock spirit week.

[somber steeple]

I heard

A noise

Because i have ears

I dont have 17 gorillas + dinosaur tho

Good night

Or day

Or nonbinary time

Or sum

Non timenary

🐴

Horse

Sonic 10 harry potter obama

🧙‍♂️

Huzzah

I just be saying shit fr

Or not

Idk

Wrong pic

Wait

[cyan ivy]

What

[fallen crypt]

Mice

[quartz tinsel]

Indeed.

[quartz tinsel]

Dinner.

[cyan ivy]

Nice

[shut musk]

Spaghet

[opaque swan]

2x... Hologram? Did he just say his name is Hologram? Can I get a Certificate with that too?

[quartz tinsel]

The last normal message before someone had a fucking stroke.

And it's not even normal.

[devout iron]

HORSE MAGNIFIER MENTION

[quartz tinsel]

Can anyone guess it in one?

[shut musk]

Jimbo doing the sturdiest of jigs

[vale cliff]

Absinthe?

[storm condor]

Horse?

[vale cliff]

Razzmatazz

[quartz tinsel]

Should I just say it? ||It's Choke.||

[ionic skiff]

Do you guys pan fry your toaster waffles?

I found out that you could do this

[quartz tinsel]

Good night.

[vale cliff]

Fuck me it’s choke

I was eventually going to circle back to their literal most popular song

Goddamnit

[vale cliff]

There’s an “H” after “C” btw

[glass snow]

I spelled wrong I didn't notice

This took like almost 2 hours

[vale cliff]

It’s actually weirdly hot when guys can sound like girls at will

[pearl flume]

Please resolve the following scenario:

You are offered an interesting job, Dungeon Diving. A massive underground labyrinth that randomises daily.

Everyday, bring any type of weapon with you and descend into a multi-floor dungeon filled with monster, money and Powerful weapons and upgrades.

Any weapon you find, you get to use in the dungeon and the upgrades wear off when you leave but you get to keep all the money.

The deeper you go, the harder it gets and the more cash you earn and getting to the final boss nets you a huge bonus. If you fail along the way, a teleporter takes you back albeit a bit bruised, battered and or beaten.

Do you dive ? What's your strategy ?

[glossy fulcrum]

:3

[vale cliff]

Sis, how did you guess the premise for the book I wanted to publish?!?!

oh, wait

I forgot solo leveling was a thing

Nvm

[pearl flume]

I've never watched the show but everyone is saying this question is inspired by Solo Leveling.

This is inspired by Enter the Gungeon.

[vale cliff]

Solo Leveling is inspired by the concept of dungeon crawlers as a genre

It’s not even unique in that sense; there’s plenty of mangas and manhwas with RPG mechanics

[glossy fulcrum]

ive heard solo leveling has shit writing

[vale cliff]

Solo Leveling is simply the most popular manhwa of this genre currently, yeah

[vale cliff]

Delicious In Dungeon does this very well too, and isn’t as superficial

I’m also reading a novel about sci-fi dungeon crawling

This one’s American

[alpine jungle]

jiequan lwk easy bro

[foggy vigil]

I can do that

To the point where people use fem pronouns for me out in public

[cyan ivy]

OMG ITS FALSE SON

MY OLD ROR 2 MAIN

BEFORE I UNLOCKED MERCENARY

HI HELLO HOLA HALLO

[foggy vigil]

HIHIHIHIHIHIHIHI

[foggy vigil]

HE IS MY ROR2 MAIN IF YOU COULDN'T TELL

Well

And seeker

[cyan ivy]

I could tell

[foggy vigil]

Teehee :3

What device do you play on?

For ror2

[cyan ivy]

Uhhh

Ps5

But I'm gonna buy it on pc

When I get the money

[foggy vigil]

OMG WE COULD PLAY TOGETHER

[cyan ivy]

I'm broke asf

[cyan ivy]

YOOOOO

[foggy vigil]

They're on special rn now's the time

[cyan ivy]

I haven't played ror 2 in a while

[cyan ivy]

Lad

I have £0.50 in my bank

[foggy vigil]

I played it like 20 minutes ago lol

[cyan ivy]

Damn

[foggy vigil]

Oof 💔

[cyan ivy]

I've been playing the new Lego batman

Alot

Fucking amazing

Wait

I have a question for you?

[foggy vigil]

Ya?

[cyan ivy]

Payday

What's your opinion on the payday games

[foggy vigil]

Never played em 😭

[cyan ivy]

DAMN

Well

Still

[foggy vigil]

I've heard good things about em

[cyan ivy]

They are really good

-# besides payday 3 but we don't talk about payday 3

[foggy vigil]

Yea my mate that plays the payday games doesn't like the 3rd one

[cyan ivy]

Check your DMS btw

[cyan ivy]

Fair

[short vale]

chat is this peak?

[runic tinsel]

mate what sre we even doin atp

[vale cliff]

Oh no, bro

[quartz tinsel]

Ο Γελωτοποιός says: Remember to hydrate.

[craggy prairie]

you guys hiring

[quartz tinsel]

In this economy?!

[craggy prairie]

McDonald's ain't paying the bills

[fathom tartan]

Hello friendo!

[cyan ivy]

hello

[fallen crypt]

what its the context of that curry

[fathom tartan]

I dont know, send it just because

Xd

[fathom tartan]

What Is that bro

[fallen crypt]

ni furra es pendejo

[fathom tartan]

Ahhhh rolo de puta si sabes español

Xdxddxddddd

[fallen crypt]

pos mamame la verga explota en fernanflo

[fathom tartan]

🥀

Verga loco

[quartz tinsel]

Then what?

[rigid crag]

do i have to say anything about this & down

starts with a rule, ends with a 2

[quartz tinsel]

That's me when I'm not writing.

[steel marsh]

who here has played actual poker

[verbal geyser]

me

[cyan ivy]

Me

Me and my friends actually gambled before

[ionic skiff]

I've played poker with my family

And Strong Bad
And Heavy
And Max
And Tycho

[cyan ivy]

Where you at the inventory?

Cause it sounds like it was a poker night

[quartz tinsel]

The wild Jester in his natural habitat.

[ionic skiff]

snaps fingers yes!

[cyan ivy]

:O

I can that aswell

I cut myself doing it

I'm simple

[ionic skiff]

Melonade

[velvet fjord]

This is eltigre

[short vale]

wip

[steel marsh]

i gamble poker all the time

[shrewd vale]

nerds

[shrewd vale]

texas holdem night

[glossy fulcrum]

anyone here play vampire crawlers

[fiery carbon]

Hiiii

How are we chat

[glossy fulcrum]

hallo

:3

[velvet fjord]

Hello, also i found this Dorito dust nugget in my bag of Doritos

[glossy fulcrum]

yucj

[quartz tinsel]

Yes, but it melts my fucking computer.

[glossy fulcrum]

ouh

is it rly that demanding qwq

i never noticed

[runic tinsel]

dont really think so

[ionic skiff]

Mmm dust nuggets

[quartz tinsel]

The unmanned asylum.

[cyan ivy]

I LOVE FAITH THE UNHOLY TRINITY

[marsh eagle]

how do i publish a guide??? i did all the steps but i can't find a publish button (btd5 guide btw)

[rigid crag]

did you buy anything that is $5 or more
because if you did not, it marks your account as private and you cant publish to the workshop/guides

[marsh eagle]

does that include games? because im certain ive gotten a game thats over $5

[rigid crag]

yeah it does, maybe its something else but its a theory

[marsh eagle]

if i do have that, where should the publish button be?

and is there a way that i could check that?

[rigid crag]

idk i havent made a guide on steam yet

[marsh eagle]

ah

[ripe kraken]

https://klipy.com/gifs/duck-water-3--k01KRGX03KEM8EG4EZJQVQK69G8

[marsh eagle]

i definitely have bought something over $5 cuz i bought

both portal games

hollow knight

balatro itself

and uhhh

forager?

[rigid crag]

yeah so its definitely something else then

what does it say when you try to change the visibility

[marsh eagle]

change the visbility?

welp i gotta go for watchin a movie

cyall in like... 2-3 hours

[quartz tinsel]

Do you guys think a book about getting past block will allow me to fucking write?

[quartz tinsel]

I'm bored with doing this all day.

[runic tinsel]

FUCK

[somber steeple]

Dawg

[cyan ivy]

What happened?

[runic tinsel]

i stubbed me toe while out

[cyan ivy]

Ooh

[runic tinsel]

on a fookin pole

[cyan ivy]

Damn

Even worse

[runic tinsel]

me toe, irishman

bus ride home was shite

[cyan ivy]

Mmh

Is it just me or are you like

Talking differently

[quartz tinsel]

I know I am.

[cyan ivy]

Ok

[steel marsh]

its fun

If you get to the high stakes in las vegas you get to keep a kill count too

Make a ace drop tattoo for every suicide you cause

[runic tinsel]

i almost choked on my drink god damn you lmao

[ionic skiff]

This float I made

[shrewd vale]

we dont play with money

in home games

only time i played with money is when we tried playing blackjack and 33

[quartz tinsel]

Guys.

I can't hear the voices, but I know they're there.

[cyan ivy]

Eww

[quartz tinsel]

And this guy's actively talking to them.

You look crazy.

[cyan ivy]

I'm crazy

I'm schizophrenic

[verbal geyser]

game of the year

[past parrot]

now that its been out for a bit. is it good?

[quartz tinsel]

Never heard of it.

[past parrot]

heard about it last year
"balatro but its chess"

[glossy fulcrum]

i played the demo a while ago and i dont really like it

id rather just play normal ass chess

[quartz tinsel]

Nothing wrong with normal chess.

But I did just look it up and it looks kind of mid.

[glossy fulcrum]

yep

[shut musk]

I like it

[glossy fulcrum]

thing is

theres better chess roguelites

like shotgun king

:3

the name peeves me too

"gambonanza"

completely unrelated to chess

[shut musk]

True, I’d put gambonanza at a 5.5/10, which is above average

Ever so slightly above average

[glossy fulcrum]

the game takes a LOT of ideas from balatro too

which isnt a sin

but

it does make it quite a bit less unique in comparison

[glossy fulcrum]

or gambling

the game is not gambling why does it sound like it is

i guess gambit but

[shut musk]

All roguelikes are slightly gambling

[glossy fulcrum]

it could realky be either

[glossy fulcrum]

no they arent

gambling doe snot mean rng

it means putting real material things at risk

for a potential reward

[shut musk]

I’d beg to differ but by your logic that’s completely true

[glossy fulcrum]

theres a word for rng

[quartz tinsel]

Gungeon isn't gambling.

[glossy fulcrum]

ive never seen a roguelite that is gambling

ive seen ones that depend a lot on rng

and ones that have gambling mechanics

but youre never risking real stuff in them

only ingame stuff

[shut musk]

Yeah

[quartz tinsel]

So you'd recommend?

[glossy fulcrum]

its pretty fun i think

been a minute since ive played

[quartz tinsel]

Many moons ago, I was a fool.

But now I'm The Jester.

And I spent $2k on Genshin Impact.

[glossy fulcrum]

now thats gambling

i think

im sure you can f2p genshin but you'll be very behind or something

[shut musk]

Damn gng

Hope it’s money well spent ig

[quartz tinsel]

Not really.

Should I try a golden goose or get a shark bowl?

[glossy fulcrum]

on genshin?

[quartz tinsel]

I got a C2 Raiden, but not worth.

[quartz tinsel]

Or a Bahama mama?

I'll roll a die for it.

[zenith obsidian]

backrooms movie in 4 days

[ionic skiff]

Birthday in 2 weeks

[fallen crypt]

Failed vegetta and myself

[glossy fulcrum]

which is vegeta

[quartz tinsel]

Which one is Machine Head?

[glossy fulcrum]

qwq

[zenith obsidian]

mine too

[shut musk]

Blud the page looks more similar to vegetta than that

[cyan ivy]

idek how long untill mine is

I forgot when mines is actually

Nvm

I remember when it is now

[ionic skiff]

On that day I’m gonna see the 20th anniversary rerelease of Cars

[zenith obsidian]

car

my bday is on funy number

[cyan ivy]

What number?

[shut musk]

Please be 69

[zenith obsidian]

ye

[cyan ivy]

Ah yes

[shut musk]

🎉 🎉 🎉

[cyan ivy]

The 69th

My favourite date

[shut musk]

6 - 9 smh

[cyan ivy]

Oh

[shut musk]

Or 9 - 6 for me since Americans use a weird ass date system

[cyan ivy]

Yeag

I was about to say

That's the day before my bday

[zenith obsidian]

june 9

[cyan ivy]

6 September

[cyan ivy]

Yeah that's yours

[zenith obsidian]

yep

[cyan ivy]

Mhm

I know it is

[quartz tinsel]

Well.

They didn't give me my friggin' drink.

[cyan ivy]

Haha

[zenith obsidian]

backrooms movie in four days

[cyan ivy]

Cool

[zenith obsidian]

be me >watch backrooms movie >horse walks in

[cyan ivy]

I'm not going watch it probably

[zenith obsidian]

ok

[cyan ivy]

I couldn't be bothered to go to a cinema lwk

[glossy fulcrum]

be me
bored
meow meow meow mrrp meow mrow

[cyan ivy]

No
Yes
No

Wait

[glossy fulcrum]

you arent me bucki

bucko

[zenith obsidian]

the digital release is coming out the 2 next two months after the theater release

[cyan ivy]

I meant no yes no

[cyan ivy]

Ok vrochachobaker

[zenith obsidian]

i said that wrong

[shut musk]

be me
playing hollow knight
yeah that’s about it play hollow knight

[cyan ivy]

No
No
No

be me
Uhhh
Hmmm

[cyan ivy]

YAHIAMICE MENTIONED

[zenith obsidian]

yes

someone else who knows ball

[cyan ivy]

Who doesn't

[zenith obsidian]

maybe like 7.2 billion people

wait

how many people are on earth now

[cyan ivy]

Like

9 billion

[glossy fulcrum]

be me
cute
look in mirror
why am i so ugly

[cyan ivy]

Idk

[zenith obsidian]

so like 8.2 billion

[cyan ivy]

No
Yes
Yes
Yes

[zenith obsidian]

last time i checked it was 7 billion

[glossy fulcrum]

i think a handful of balatro players know him because of yahimod

[shut musk]

Me

[zenith obsidian]

i know him from his cantaloupe video

[cyan ivy]

I've known him before I knew what balatro was

[glossy fulcrum]

i did not

qwq

[cyan ivy]

Him and yub are how I even know what balatro is

[cyan ivy]

Mb just sharing

[glossy fulcrum]

yub

[cyan ivy]

Yes

Yub

[zenith obsidian]

i stumbled upon his channel 3 years ago

[glossy fulcrum]

ive watched his vhannel for ages

[cyan ivy]

Same

[glossy fulcrum]

not as much recently

[cyan ivy]

Same

Unfortunately

[glossy fulcrum]

but i was a big fan when i was like 15 16

[zenith obsidian]

he uploaded today

[glossy fulcrum]

im so fluffing old dude

19

[cyan ivy]

He's the only reason I didnt like die during the pandemic

[glossy fulcrum]

how does this shit happen

[cyan ivy]

Damn

[glossy fulcrum]

among us saved me

i loved prime among us

[cyan ivy]

And that

Also idk how

But I swear at one point I thought yub was an older version of me

[cyan ivy]

Idek how to explain it

[glossy fulcrum]

canteloupe

[cyan ivy]

CANTALOUPE

[glossy fulcrum]

i think i get it

[cyan ivy]

Yeah

Both like

ADHD type shit

Same type of adhd

[zenith obsidian]

im not sure but i think this is a screwdriver

[cyan ivy]

No it's a Chevrolet Camaro zl1

I think

[glossy fulcrum]

ive got adhd too

idk if its the same type but

[cyan ivy]

I think most of this server does

[glossy fulcrum]

ehh idk

maybe

[verbal geyser]

wait is thinking a person is an older version of you not a normal thing

[cyan ivy]

That's a lot of people typing

[zenith obsidian]

doesnt almost everyone have adhd at this point

[glossy fulcrum]

no...

[cyan ivy]

I mean i did it so probably not

[zenith obsidian]

its spreading

[glossy fulcrum]

its like

11%

[cyan ivy]

Yeah basically

But like

[verbal geyser]

gulp uh oh

[cyan ivy]

A bit of adhd

[glossy fulcrum]

literally not possible

adhd doesn spread

its something youre born with

[zenith obsidian]

genetics

[cyan ivy]

Yeah same guy with schizophrenia did something it's definitely not normal

[glossy fulcrum]

i guess cro

[verbal geyser]

(i am almost certain i don’t have it as i can’t name any major symptoms!)

tests wouldn’t hurt though

[cyan ivy]

Well I have the symptoms

Seeing things that aren't there

Hearing thing that aren't there

Hearing voices

[glossy fulcrum]

probably not

[cyan ivy]

Reality bending before me into shapes beyond comprehension

[glossy fulcrum]

wait no

its probably devently notmal

[quartz tinsel]

Good times, those were.

[cyan ivy]

The norm

[glossy fulcrum]

i think yub is openly adhd tho

[glossy fulcrum]

indeed

[cyan ivy]

Yes

[zenith obsidian]

be me >seeing things that arent there >hearing thing that arent there >hearing voices >horse walks in >horse gives therapy

[glossy fulcrum]

i originally joined discord for among us

[cyan ivy]

He said like alot of time

[glossy fulcrum]

for better or worse

[cyan ivy]

Wanna know something funny not really funny but like

[glossy fulcrum]

be me
hungry
horse walks in
😋

[zenith obsidian]

bnuy

[cyan ivy]

I didn't get over my schizophrenia

I still have it

I still hear and see shit from time to time

[quartz tinsel]

Before I found this place, my ex made me download Discord.

[glossy fulcrum]

ouh

[zenith obsidian]

what do you see

[cyan ivy]

Uhh

Well it kinda depends

Uselly it's familiar faces

In the corner of my eye

One time I saw Markiplier

That was funny

But mainly people ik irl

In the corner of my eye

[zenith obsidian]

have you seen the annoying orange or hello neighbor

[cyan ivy]

Thankfully not

I don't wanna see mart in the corner of my eye

[glossy fulcrum]

hello everybody

why does it spoiler

[zenith obsidian]

its red

red means blood

blood means fuel

[glossy fulcrum]

gasp

[steel marsh]

I know it's ususal to say but it's just not real poker then. It needs to be at least a dollar buy in. Otherwise people just hunt for showdowns.

[cyan ivy]

ULTRAKILL REFERENCE

[glossy fulcrum]

hell is full?

maybe

[shut musk]

B L O O D I S F U E L

[cyan ivy]

Mankind is probably dead

[glossy fulcrum]

proba

[cyan ivy]

THIS PRISON TO HOLD ME
ah free at last
The kingdom of heaven has long since forgotten my name and I am eager to make them remember
However the blood of Minos stains your hands And I am curious of your skills weapon
And so before I tear down the city's of heaven you shall do as an appetizer and so come forth child of man AND DIE

Sisaphis

[glossy fulcrum]

an appetizer

[steel marsh]

what are we quoting

[cyan ivy]

Or however you spell it

[cyan ivy]

Sisyphus prine

[glossy fulcrum]

sisyphus

[shut musk]

Quotaionalnsb

[steel marsh]

Im reading a book about how 100% of education spending must be cut

its very good

[cyan ivy]

Oh ok

[zenith obsidian]

RECONSTRUCT WHAT

[cyan ivy]

Huh?

[cyan ivy]

Idk but like

[glossy fulcrum]

yeah well git gud ass hole

[shut musk]

I’m captivated, tell me more

[cyan ivy]

I think that angel over there is angry

He said I'm an insignificant fuck or something

[shut musk]

Probably high, ignore em

[zenith obsidian]

idk man that kinda sounds like war without reason

[glossy fulcrum]

dude thats a big ass robot

its like

[glossy fulcrum]

antennas to heaven

👀

[zenith obsidian]

guess waht

[glossy fulcrum]

qhar

[shut musk]

Um, 46?

[zenith obsidian]

BEE

GONE

THIS PRISON?

TO HOLD BEE

[quartz tinsel]

Went back for it. Tastes like pulpy orange juice.

And now I'm drunk.

[zenith obsidian]

be drunk >horse walks in

[peak fractal]

I drew my fursona for my pfp does it look good

[glossy fulcrum]

ja

i wish i could drow

[runic tinsel]

are you german perchance

[runic tinsel]

remind me of jake the dog in a way. incredible drawing, would eat👍

[glossy fulcrum]

no

i am

american

[smoky thorn]

that's cute

[smoky thorn]

so you speak spanish tho?

[glossy fulcrum]

a little bit

[smoky thorn]

neat

[peak fractal]

I can do very little Spanish aswell

Not alot tho

[glossy fulcrum]

i know the f slur in spanish

👀

[smoky thorn]

👀

que miedo chaval

no digas eso que nos llevan a las bolsas

[glossy fulcrum]

i wont say it thi

im alrewdy lost wwq

qwq

high scholl spanish aint shit cuh

[fiery carbon]

Ooooo I love it

[runic tinsel]

dommage😔

[quartz tinsel]

I can call myself ugly in Spanish.

[fiery carbon]

Spanish is hard I’ll admit took me a while to learn

[fiery carbon]

I wouldn’t do that

Have some faith in ya self

[glossy fulcrum]

i know meow in spanish

....

[runic tinsel]

so is french ngl

[glossy fulcrum]

MIAU

[fiery carbon]

Gato

[glossy fulcrum]

soy gato

:3

gatito

[runic tinsel]

Oh mon dieu, c'est un chat!

pspspsps

[glossy fulcrum]

miaau

[runic tinsel]

bonjooour :D

[fiery carbon]

Mewoooo

[runic tinsel]

oh non

[glossy fulcrum]

:3c

[fiery carbon]

Shalom

[glossy fulcrum]

prrrr

hola

[runic tinsel]

bonne soooir :D

[fiery carbon]

Shalom shalom shalom

[runic tinsel]

tu es juif?

mais bon

tres bon

[fiery carbon]

Uhhhhh

Ligma?

[quartz tinsel]

Caffeine continues to be better than alcohol.

[glossy fulcrum]

so real

[fiery carbon]

Caffeine keeps us going

Fine

I’ll play nullscape

[quartz tinsel]

True and based.

[zenith obsidian]

be you >be drunk >say stuff that you think makes sense but it doesnt in reality but you think it does because your drunk >horse walks in

[glossy fulcrum]

hurray

[quartz tinsel]

What even is Nullscape?

[glossy fulcrum]

roblox game

its like uuuh

woof its hard to explain

3d platformer pacman but the stages get larger with time and more enemies are added every stage

thats the best i can do without like explaining the whole gameplay loop

its free to play line most things on roblox so hust try it for urself if ir confused

or watch gameplay

[quartz tinsel]

Why is there always a horse?

[quartz tinsel]

Pac-Man deserves to be killed by ghosts.

[glossy fulcrum]

wat

[quartz tinsel]

I hate him.

[glossy fulcrum]

Eat a HORSE?!

[runic tinsel]

i dont fucking know either bruv

[glossy fulcrum]

okay well the game doesnt have pacman in it

i was just using pacman as an example of how the main objective works

you collect a bunch of gifts and then go to a beacon to progress to the next stage

[quartz tinsel]

I see.

[runic tinsel]

and is there a "ghosts" mechanism in this game?

[glossy fulcrum]

well

theres enemies

but they dont really work like ghosts

[icy obsidian]

I'd rather eat a cow or lamb then a fucking horse

[glossy fulcrum]

like mart who just slowly drifts toward you

[runic tinsel]

that is quite the name

[glossy fulcrum]

or baby who dashes in a straight line to the nearest player

[glossy fulcrum]

indeed

its the name of the game's lead dev i think

mart

[vale cliff]

Eww

Road blocks

[glossy fulcrum]

ikr

[runic tinsel]

babies do do that, indeed

[glossy fulcrum]

theres also bell who teleports in front of you

[icy obsidian]

ewww roblox

[glossy fulcrum]

and

rings

!!!

bell isnt very dangerous

[icy obsidian]

"stien's favourite game

[glossy fulcrum]

you dojt have to censor epstein

[runic tinsel]

seen someone call him big stein

[glossy fulcrum]

the big stein is einstein i think

epstein dont deserve that title

and yea roblox sucks ass as a platform but it has some okay games on it

[glossy fulcrum]

good ones, even

be me
horse
cantaloupe walks in
dies of heart attack

[runic tinsel]

how arenyou talking to a horse

[zenith obsidian]

im a witch

[runic tinsel]

WICHT??!!!?

[zenith obsidian]

i dabble in the forbidden arts

[glossy fulcrum]

like madoka magica

[runic tinsel]

do you dilly dally with the faes

[zenith obsidian]

yes i dilly dally with Wout Faes the Belgian association football player (born 1998)

[runic tinsel]

schplendid

[icy obsidian]

be me
wake up at 7am like a good boy
new gf asks about polygamy
the girl she wants to have a polycule with is always on d shaped rugs (iykyk)
I think "fuck no"
politely decline the polycule

[vale cliff]

That’s crazy, man

[quartz tinsel]

Crazy? I was crazy once.

[zenith obsidian]

what is a polygamy

[glossy fulcrum]

the only good boy here is me

[icy obsidian]

Dating multiple people at once

[zenith obsidian]

they locked me in a room

[zenith obsidian]

ok

[plain pollen]

every good boy deserves fudge

[icy obsidian]

lmao damn right headpats

[glossy fulcrum]

~w~

nyah

[glossy fulcrum]

in my fuck ass music class it was every good boy does football or something

[zenith obsidian]

in my music class it was both

[quartz tinsel]

I knew it was a music thing.

[plain pollen]

booooriiiing

[glossy fulcrum]

indeed

[quartz tinsel]

I love .

Not the character. He sucks.

[glossy fulcrum]

why does he suck

[quartz tinsel]

Boring. Garou is better.

[marsh eagle]

still need help with this

[glossy fulcrum]

maybe

garou is cool

i need :brocken_sparkle_whatever:

[vale cliff]

Wrong

Garou is hot

Very smexy

[glossy fulcrum]

gru

truth

[zenith obsidian]

cosmic garou is hot

[glossy fulcrum]

cosmic radiation kills you

phoenix man though

🤤

eho said that

[quartz tinsel]

What have I started?

[zenith obsidian]

background character #523 is hot

[quartz tinsel]

🌈 ?

[glossy fulcrum]

thats me

[zenith obsidian]

yes

especially for stafford from directive 8020

[glossy fulcrum]

im the gayslop

[peak fractal]

Heres a sentence in my colang, goodbye

[glossy fulcrum]

son l?z? ?n?? on dog ?oln sono l?z?o ?n??o ono do?go

i lnow its mot english

[vale cliff]

Gay gay gay gay gay gay gay

[peak fractal]

This says “i like to eat dumb cake like how i liked to eat smart cake”, i just kinda cobbled a sentence together to show it off

[vale cliff]

Why are you so obsessed with gay people?

[glossy fulcrum]

rad

[vale cliff]

You gay or something?

[peak fractal]

No???

[glossy fulcrum]

im gay

hello

im so gay

[vale cliff]

Balatrue

[glad quartz]

Freddo.

[peak fractal]

Heres another sentence

[devout iron]

🐸

[glossy fulcrum]

truth mule

[devout iron]

this looks great

i'm making a clong as well but i don't use letters

letters are hard

[glossy fulcrum]

why does one of these letters look like the default youtube pfp

[peak fractal]

That makes a “th” sound

[glossy fulcrum]

kinda like þ

[peak fractal]

Yepp

[glossy fulcrum]

cool

[peak fractal]

thorns are neat

[devout iron]

that looks like the "make" glyph from devotee but if you curved the verb line

[peak fractal]

I made a keyboard on a scratch clone 😭

[devout iron]

a clone?????????

[peak fractal]

My school banned scratch so i found a different website to use

[devout iron]

which one

[peak fractal]

hopscotch

Ive been using it for a good few years now

Im in their discord server

[devout iron]

i feel like i've heard of that before

i am currently making my glyphs in flipaclip but i've heard that they are evil and mean

[peak fractal]

Btw if youre wondering this says “the name of mine is bethly bragonet” because there is no “d” sound and no “ī” sound so an “eh” sound was used to replace it

[vale cliff]

I wish I was into conlang

Genuinely looks so fun

[peak fractal]

It is pretty fun

My dictionary itself is pretty short

I need to extend it

theres only about 100 words

[devout iron]

should i share some of mine

[peak fractal]

Absolutely i would love to see it

I wish there was a vc here

[shut musk]

The 170.000 members glance

[peak fractal]

Yeah that’s fair

didnt really take that into account

Lol

[devout iron]

ok i just made a thing

the ones marked with ? are glyphs i haven't finalized yet

[peak fractal]

This is your colang right

if so thats really cool

[devout iron]

this is my own thing

[peak fractal]

Ah

What is it for then

It still looks really cool though

[devout iron]

my own conlang, i mean

[peak fractal]

ooooh

Can i ask how it works?

[devout iron]

one sec

[shut musk]

2

3

4

…

[peak fractal]

I have a powerpoint explaining the basics of my language

I should make a pictorial colang

It sounds fun

[devout iron]

ok i'm back

so you might notice my conlang goes downwards

[peak fractal]

I did

[devout iron]

i should probably translate it first :wacle:

[peak fractal]

Do you want to move to dms to not fill up here

[devout iron]

nah it's fine

this is the off topic channel

[peak fractal]

Yeah fair

[shut musk]

I wanna see where this goes

[peak fractal]

Ill explain mine after if you guys want

[devout iron]

i am interested

ok anyway

[peak fractal]

its very similar to english with some spanish and japanese inspiration

[devout iron]

left line: "I like the devotees."
right line: "They speak about god!"

[peak fractal]

Ooh

Im intrigued

[devout iron]

i use SOV for my lang

i'm assuming you know what that means

[peak fractal]

So like japanese

[devout iron]

yes

[peak fractal]

Thats cool

Mine uses SVO

like english

[devout iron]

makes sense

[glossy fulcrum]

is that chants of whatever

[devout iron]

those weird lines that you see going next to some of the glyphs are quotations

[devout iron]

perchants

it's my fanlang

[peak fractal]

Oh? So you use quotations for what

same as other languages i assume

[glossy fulcrum]

rad

[devout iron]

either quotes or if i want to really combine words with each other

[peak fractal]

Ahh

Makes sense

[glossy fulcrum]

chess battle advanced.

[peak fractal]

in my language i didnt feel like making capital letters so you just add a + next to a letter to capitalize it