🎙・server-chat

[lean crane]

Like?

[sweet herald]

Wdym

[lean crane]

I mean, you as a what in the airport

[sweet herald]

I work out on the ramp as a ground operations agent

I handle baggage and also towing and pushing back aircraft and that kind of thing

[lean crane]

That's cool, that's either really busy or really chill

[sweet herald]

Actually yeah both

Today was supposed to be a chill day but they kind of cooked me with complicated back to back flights

[lean crane]

With what timeframe?

[sweet herald]

I had like 3 separate flights within two hours
For the first one they assigned me to an international plane that came in but they didn’t tell me, I was just supposed to be a back-up agent today, so I ended up showing up late to it because of their poor communication

[lean crane]

I don't know how much time you take on each fly but I'd assume that's pretty bad

[sweet herald]

Our turns typically take around 45 minutes if they’re normal
Ours were a bit different because of a whole bunch of complicated stuff I can’t explain well over text

[lean crane]

Yeah, that makes sense

[rustic imp]

thank god for the workers at LAX

my flight went smoothly

[sweet herald]

Oh god I can’t imagine working at a mega station like that

[rustic imp]

though they did say we had to refuel before the flight and they didnt know until we were about to pull out 😬😬

[lean crane]

I haven't took a flight in a long time

I love flying

[sweet herald]

Our tiny airport over here, at least for my airline, is so terribly ran when it comes to management it’s almost comical

[rustic imp]

i have some friends who do the same job you do at LAX

they love it lol

[sweet herald]

I would ask what airline but I don’t wanna doxx them lol

[rustic imp]

you’re good there’s like a thousand of them at LAX

lol

American and Delta iirc

they get nice perks for flying too

which i would love to have

[sweet herald]

I wonder if they are under those companies for real or if they’re contracted

Most ramp agents are contracted afaik

For us at least we’re lucky to be working with our airline directly

[rustic imp]

im not sure about that but theyve been doing it for atleast 3,4? years

idk how long contract work would last over there though

[sweet herald]

I get flight benefits and stuff which I really need to use more I’ve only flown once

[rustic imp]

do you get paid well?

[sweet herald]

Depends really lol

I’ll be back, gotta drive home

[rustic imp]

fasho take care

get home safe!

[stable relic]

Hi

[serene tulip]

[sweet herald]

Am back home :3

[flint copper]

Me too

[sweet herald]

Exhausting Saturday today

Well it ain’t even Saturday anymore

[flint copper]

I forgot

Weekends don’t exist vro

[sweet herald]

Okay now I’m settled so now I can answer this LOL
So, it pays more that most jobs especially during the first year, which is great
We get annual raises every year due to our union contract, also great!
But then where I start having a problem is how much I get worked compared to the people who are making twice and a half more than me

Most of the old guys that topped out are the most lazy and whiny people I’d ever met and they get paid almost $50 an hour

And I’m essentially doing all their work for them

But I digress

[stable relic]

...

[torn meadow]

dude i was about to type in the ceremonial dagger channel 😭

[compact niche]

a bug like a mime appearing while you already have one without also having a showman would be ok posted in the bug report chat and if so under what tag?

[timid cedar]

it's an already reported bug

[solemn elm]

dont report it, its a very well known bug

at most just react to already reported ones

[nova plank]

How do I cope with 50jokerlessdefeatsinarow syndrome?

[lavish glade]

you get a joker 🧠

[nova plank]

There is no jimbo that can make me happy in jokerless.

[dreamy walrus]

Not even a wee?

[nova plank]

The only wee in jokerless is wee tears of sadness

[rancid glade]

oh my god i forgot about the needle and killed my dna run

[cobalt sonnet]

wait i wanna be in the server that tag is from

[hearty badge]

Jimbo my beloved

[coral bramble]

our

who is mz

[placid turret]

[hearty badge]

My*

[gritty spade]

are there any news on the 1.1 update? or any link where i can read about it?

[ornate depot]

here

also here

https://localthunk.com/blog/im-slow

[cosmic tide]

Tried to get gold stake on banana joker twice. It self-destructed on me twice in a row after beating ante 8 boss. 🫠

[sand furnace]

Is there any memes channel here?

[ornate depot]

off topic i'd imagine

[gritty spade]

thank you bro

[naive epoch]

have people actually been banned in the ceremonial dagger channel?

[strange gale]

it shows a ban count

62

[naive epoch]

Yeah but those could well enough be actual spam bots

[cloud rain]

Alright guys. This is my last message in here. I’m sacrificing myself to the ceremonial dagger for +4 mult. Take care.

@steel tangle

[abstract furnace]

you shall be remembered

[bitter steeple]

Technically this was the last message.

[cosmic rover]

Wayland Hillsbury

[carmine ruin]

[wary torrent]

bro has 2 sell value

[lean crane]

I'd say 300,000 minimum

[wary torrent]

the heart alone is above that

[lean crane]

Okay, I guess 2 minimum

[wary torrent]

2 dollars final offer

going once

going twice

going

uhh

i can't count

[lean crane]

One dollar minimum

[wary torrent]

one dollar srimp special

[steel tangle]

Not worth it

[cloud rain]

Im just kidding bro!

[steel tangle]

larp

[cloud rain]

Waterslashsahur

[opaque scroll]

thank you

[meager glade]

🚰 / 🪵 🏏 ?

[cloud rain]

@steel tangle

[outer adder]

Balatro

[radiant portal]

What would a Balatro pinball machine look like because I’m on a pinball kick right now

[crisp badge]

i can somewhat imagine bumpers looking like balatro boss blinds

or chips

[eager fiber]

And stakes

[blazing pecan]

Just had the worst start. Black stake and even with replaying the 1st anti I couldn’t find a decent joker to try and start

[half herald]

Hi

I'm hosting a family feud game with my friends and I need answers

https://forms.gle/VYdtR7xPhwuzhxgp8

Pls do the form

[gentle kiln]

is there a channel that helps with modding?

i want to add cryptid mods and stuff

[timid cedar]

#⚙・modding-support

[gentle kiln]

thanks

[unkempt jungle]

Hi i'm new

[raw matrix]

yo no comprende bog forehead

[dense tusk]

Don Eladio

[scenic flame]

Hello

[opaque scroll]

Hello TJ

[ebon vale]

balala

[ebon vale]

download audio

[dense tusk]

Every time I say Balatro I think of this scene from Breaking Bad https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sz3TMjYZSLk

Damn, embed fail

[ebon vale]

i find it really funny that the colour for hearts is basically the exact same colour i use everywhere else on discord

[wary torrent]

why is the outro screen pink and yellow

[sweet herald]

Hello balatro

How’s everyone doing today?

[long atlas]

jet lagged

but overall well

how about you daisy?

[stable valve]

Why i can't put a sticker of tachyon here???

😩

[strange gale]

take me back back home

[sweet herald]

I’m here :3

It’s a clown show at work today idk what the hell is going on anymore

[long atlas]

ugh boooo

spring break rush?

most friends i know left today

honestly i applaud airport workers yall have to deal with bullshit whether from passengers or coworkers constantly

[ornate depot]

clowns? where??? 🫪

[sweet herald]

No we’re past spring break now, management doesn’t know how to mange and everything’s kind of a mess, to complicated and boring to explain what’s going on and I’m not in trouble or anything I’m just frustrated with my supervisors lmao

TL;DR nobody communicates anything important to me LOL

[long atlas]

bosses/management suck nuts doesn’t matter what job

[sweet herald]

You can say that again

[long atlas]

that again

[sweet herald]

But anywayyyyyyyy I hope yall are having a better day :3

[long atlas]

like my last boss was the reason i quit he was to pretentious

good job+bad boss=bad job

keep this in mind anyone below the age of employment this is information you will need to remember forever

[sweet herald]

Honestly yeah this is an important lesson for anyone soon getting into the work force
Management never knows what they’re doing and it’s going to be frustrating. Just do your best and you’ll be okay :3

[long atlas]

job pays 50 an hour? thats means for kinda ignoring it because you get paid 50 and hour. BUT if you cannot mentally handle people’s incompetence especially if people report said incompetence then look somewhere else

some thing else i also notice that there’s a correlation positive between pay and management incompetence

[sweet herald]

Don’t get me wrong, for my job, I’m in a fortunate spot because I only need to defer to my supervisors if something happens that’s out of the ordinary. Otherwise I’m cut free and today I’m in a specific position where I was fully in charge of my gate, basically only 1 rung under the supervisors

I’m only frustrated when they decide to swap crews and everything and not… tell me and then everyone’s confused why I’m out there LOL

I can handle the weird stuff but it’s just hilarious how clueless or lazy our management is. Most of the weight is lifted by us ramp agents

[long atlas]

best advice i can give to those who will enter the workforce: if there are levels above/below you, there will be incompetence and you will get annoyed by it. this ain’t meant to scare you but this is a “be prepared”

[sweet herald]

One huge benefit I will say

Flight benefits, I need to use them more

Yall should tell me places to go and visit 👀 (in the US)

I wanna go back to Vegas and get to Omegamart that was so fun

[long atlas]

kay so
national parks in the northwest (oregon or colorado fancy me, but any mountainous state is sure to have a good national parks)
maryland/dc, one of my favorite trips and i learned a lot
minnesota (i’m biased)
florida vegas and cali are the basic answers, but like cmon they’re popular for a reason
nyc, i personally suggest going only if something else is going on in the area because not a whole lot happens
new england colonies, again bias, but also the have gorgeous beaches and great seafood
hawaii, tropical areas are goated (food is hella expensive though)
and if all else fails, if you got out of state friends/family, pay em a visit!

[daring zodiac]

Yessss

absolutely come to oregon

it's awesome here

[umbral hazel]

I'm jonkling it 🛋️

[sweet herald]

That’s two votes for Oregon 😛

I’ll check it out when I get the chance!

[daring zodiac]

Portland is an awesome area to visit, we got so much cool shit to do

You get two cool cities in one cause vancouver, washington is right there

and obv the national parks too ofc

Pacific Northwest is goated

[long atlas]

minnesotan here, there’s not a whole lot here but i can absolutely vouch for oregon

future father in law is from portland and last summer we took a trip there oh my god i love oregon

pnw is big on hippie culture and i personally love that culture

so if you don’t like the smell of cannabis uhh plug your nose

[merry crest]

GUYS

WHATEVER YOU DO

DONT COME TO ALABAMA

IT SUCKS HERE

[long atlas]

i heard the south in general sucks

[merry crest]

YES

IM BEGGING TO GET OUT

I FEEL LIKE WILLIAM AFTON

[wary torrent]

don't come to vancouver. i hate it here

[long atlas]

get a ticket to portland twin ✌️

[wary torrent]

there's 5 homeless guys smoking around every corner

potholes everywhere

[long atlas]

that’s just every big city

[wary torrent]

oh yeah, did i mention the house prices are even worse somehow

[sweet herald]

Yeah that’s kinda all cities lol

I’m in a big city in Missouri and it’s the same deal here

[sweet herald]

House prices everywhere suck right now I’m never buying a house LOL

[merry crest]

Those prices are almost as bad as gas rn…

[wary torrent]

how are you going to return to your quarters come nightfall

[long atlas]

my dwelling is the cave, i be the beast the legends speak of

[sweet herald]

Good news I’m able to fly directly to Portland Oregon whenever I wanted to go :3

[long atlas]

don’t even get me started.

[sweet herald]

Could be a fun day trip

[wary torrent]

-# in this economy you're lucky to return to your nickels

[long atlas]

not even a day you’d need a week

[merry crest]

Almost 4, no doubt it will jump up to 5

[long atlas]

i wouldn’t be shocked if it jumped to 6

[merry crest]

Or 7

Like

Holy crap

[long atlas]

7s a bit dicey atp i’d just walk

[merry crest]

Fr

[long atlas]

it’s 3 and a half where i am and i am so grateful but the problem is everyone flocks to us for the gas prices so i never get a pump

[sweet herald]

I don’t want to think about all that… I’m about to move to Kansas but still work at the same airport I’m at currently but I’d need to drive like 40 minutes to and from and I’m gonna use SO much gas……

My paychecks are gonna disappear so fast

[long atlas]

like don’t get me wrong small town buisness is great but i can’t get gas 😞

[merry crest]

Less expensive to pay for utilities than buy gas😭

[long atlas]

we have control of venezuela how do we not have surplus

[merry crest]

Middle east

Sheiße happening rn

[long atlas]

true we have other priorities

this just in: adults discuss the housing market and gas prices in a children’s game server, more at 9

[sweet herald]

I wouldn’t say children’s game LOL

[long atlas]

fuck i just realized its almost tax season fuck fuck fuck

[sweet herald]

E for everyone sure but definitely not strictly children

[long atlas]

true, the majority of the player base is under 16 i’d say though

[merry crest]

Im a adult now😆 yaaayyyyyyy

Uhhhh

Taxes, taxes, work work

[sweet herald]

I turn 24 this year ew

[long atlas]

get your accountant now bro

[sweet herald]

I still feel like I’m 18 sometimes even though I’m not close at all

[long atlas]

i get to drink this year!

[flint copper]

Was about to ask if that feeling ever changes

[long atlas]

21 is a dumb drinking age

[merry crest]

I get to larp this year

[sweet herald]

Depends on the day

[flint copper]

When I was younger, adults seemed like a different species

[sweet herald]

Ugh I don’t wanna spend my money on all this adult stuff
I’d rather use that money for projects
and also like a fursuit or something because I’m cringe

I hate having responsibilities

[long atlas]

like i get it drunk driving is a huge problem but 21 is way to high like drinking is such a big part of college culture why can’t we legally partake

[merry crest]

They just dont know how to drunk drive the right way

[sweet herald]

There’s a right way???

[long atlas]

60 something percent of car accidents are done sober, so it’s safer to drunk drive

[merry crest]

Yes

[long atlas]

folks word of advice: if you’re out drinking, ALWAYS assign at least one person to be the sober dd

[sweet herald]

I’m having a braineurysm

[flint copper]

Why

[merry crest]

Its my imaginary technique called: sidewalk

[flint copper]

Wait, is every suit colour here?

[long atlas]

because a car full of drunk teenagers (including the driver) is always ending well

[flint copper]

To this

Mb

[long atlas]

oh yeah my fault i misunderstood

[sweet herald]

The statement it’s safer to drive drunk is hilariously outlandish (I know it’s a joke)

[merry crest]

So, uhhh, changing the subject, have you guys watched Project: Hail Mary yet?

[long atlas]

yes please let’s switch away from drunk driving lol

i’ve heard it’s good but i haven’t seen

[sweet herald]

Yeah how did we get here lol

[long atlas]

i gotten a lot of recommendations

[merry crest]

Lowkey

Its like

The best movie ive seen in 5 years

[long atlas]

really

[flint copper]

I’ve only read the book but trailer Ryan Gosling is looking fiiinnneee

[merry crest]

Yes

YASSSS GRIL

DADDY GOSLING MAKES ALL THE DIFFERENCE

Anyway..

[long atlas]

it’s been a while since good movies have come out

last banger was oppenheimer and that was after like a two year drought

[flint copper]

Aw man, can’t send images

[merry crest]

Barbenheimer

Lol

[long atlas]

barbie was alright

[flint copper]

#🃏・off-topic message

[long atlas]

not quite a banger but certainly not bad

[flint copper]

How I felt saying that

[merry crest]

Lowkey i should have watched it cause daddy gosling was in it and my favorite artist actually did a song for it

[alpine ice]

Helo

[merry crest]

Jellow

Hahaha

Get it

Hahahahahahahaha

[alpine ice]

oh well

[compact stump]

i want a cat

can someone give me a cat

[alpine ice]

Anybody online does digital art?

[wary torrent]

rarely

get it

rare

ha

anyway

[lean crane]

I hate men deodorant fragrances

[flint copper]

Same

Men smell so good without

[lean crane]

What now?

[glad oriole]

true uwu

[sweet herald]

I felt that so hard because same

The only one I can really tolerate is like a vanilla and that’s it

[glad oriole]

do non fragrant deodorants exist

[lean crane]

I use a neutral one

I like perfumes though

I don't use though

❤️‍🩹

[glad oriole]

in my experience perfume smells nice

uhh

as long as its not overdone

[naive osprey]

yes ..

[lean crane]

Yeah

Thank goodness

[flint copper]

I don’t like any perfume

I’m so special and nonconforming

[sweet herald]

Depends on the perfume

I love rose scents

[glad oriole]

will look out for those

currently i have one that smells like "fresh falls"

[lean crane]

What...

[glad oriole]

idfk bruh

thats just what it says onthe label

[opal oyster]

I'm stuck on Gold Stake! Could you tell me how to beat it?

I'm failing at Ante 3 40-50% of the time

[solemn elm]

you are likely not taking enough jokers / scoring sources for survival. a mid +mult will let you survive through ante 3 quite easily

[opal oyster]

I don't take rental jokers much outside of Econ

[meager glade]

if they are necessary for your survival you take them

[alpine orbit]

this server kinda quiet recently

what happened

[signal oracle]

Frog population in western London declined

[tame whale]

It's 4 am

no shit

[flint copper]

It’s 7 pm

Idoit

[meager glade]

its 2am morons

[tulip reef]

its 2pm

[cyan dagger]

Brothers, it's obviously 4pm

ah, wait, I'm a moron. the clock says 5pm

[true linden]

I thought it was 1pm

[dark nacelle]

[zenith path]

[true linden]

[somber meteor]

neigh

🐎

[robust grotto]

where can i find QoL mods?

[plush seal]

check balatro mod manager, most mods are there and can be sorted by category

https://github.com/skyline69/balatro-mod-manager

[flat oxide]

meow

[opaque scroll]

[somber meteor]

neigh

[flat oxide]

We (yes, we) are all picking Flower Pot

[flat oxide]

meow

wife

[somber meteor]

hi

[flat oxide]

hiiii 👋🏼(⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)

[somber meteor]

lets not flood the chat

[flat oxide]

True

[prisma holly]

Does the creator still update the game????

Unplayable but that doesn’t save my wins in order to progress through the stakes lowkey makes this game unplayable for me

[wary torrent]

update soon

and what do you mean
that sounds like a bug

[somber meteor]

sometimes

[solemn elm]

not really! but there's a major update planned

and in the works

[prisma holly]

Don’t give me hope 🥀🥀

[solemn elm]

it's confirmed though? it's just not going to be released until it's done. no release date will be set until it's finished

[somber meteor]

this year for sure tho

[solemn elm]

no

you absolutely should not hold thunk to that given he hasnt said anything of the sort

you'll just be setting yourself up for disappointment

[viscid hull]

let the guy take his time

basically

[alpine orbit]

hello

i think i finally figured out why this server is very quiet now

slay the spire 2...

[prisma holly]

It is a known bug for the past 2y, I’ve tried multiple decks now to progress my stakes and each time I’ve won it doesn’t show the next stake, I’ve made sure I have enough iCloud space, I’ve reinstalled the game multiple times, I’ve tried in offline mode, I never run seeded runs, I’ve tried closing the game completely before each boss, nothing seems to work now and it sucks cause I really enjoyed playing this game and progressing

[solemn elm]

its not because of sts2 twin

its because the game has not received a content update in 2 years

[somber meteor]

its not that quiet

[alpine orbit]

that's true yeah

it's been like, ages

[compact stump]

1.1 gon blow up this server lol

[solemn elm]

i hear you, but i just wanna say

that bug has not been around for that long

because mobile has not been around for that long

[prisma holly]

I’ve seen Reddit posts almost 2 years back talking about this though

[compact stump]

most reddit users weren’t born 2 years ago

[solemn elm]

mobile released in september 2024

[alpine orbit]

it's been so long ago damn

yeah no wonder it's dead

[prisma holly]

Alright I might be over exaggerating then

[wary torrent]

i can use now

i feel so powerful

[compact stump]

i’m more of a reverse chess guy

yh but this server is silent cuz
1 balatrorg
2 no updates

[prisma holly]

Regardless, I’m stuck and I don’t know what to do anymore

Even my achievements aren’t saving

I just realized

Ffs

[solemn elm]

"balatrorg"?

[alpine orbit]

tbf i think there's one way to get this server active

[compact stump]

a lil competition

[alpine orbit]

just a simple ping everyone command

im sure

[solemn elm]

that's not sustainable

[alpine orbit]

i remember when that happened once

[solemn elm]

youre such a CEO, god

[alpine orbit]

channel went wild

[solemn elm]

youre thinking of short term gains

not long term

[compact stump]

when

[alpine orbit]

ages ago

a mod accidentally pinged everyone

[compact stump]

fym ages 😭

[solemn elm]

happened multiple times

[alpine orbit]

some weirdos showed up as well

[alpine orbit]

centuries ago...

[compact stump]

it’s discord

[alpine orbit]

too long...

[alpine orbit]

there was a big ban wave at the time

[compact stump]

a rong rong time ago

[alpine orbit]

anw

i havent talked here much because of STS2

ngl

game...too good...

[compact stump]

I don’t understand the game lol

[alpine orbit]

uhh im gonna move this to #🃏・off-topic just in case

alright

well

idk if youve played STS1

it's basically that but bigger, with more characters and decision making

it's currently extremely unbalanced (read: broken)

i think people were hitting the integer limit on day 1

[compact stump]

Nope, i saw roffle playing with doc and murphy, that’s about how much i know about it

[alpine orbit]

and some attacks took a few days or hours

[compact stump]

like yeah i know how it works

[alpine orbit]

it's similar to balatro tbh, in terms of decision making

[compact stump]

i did see that

[alpine orbit]

it is also harder because there are more things to deal with

(and i like that)

super super fun and there is so many silly things you can do

i saw someone with a 2187 card deck the other day

[compact stump]

i might watch some stuff to try and understand it cuz too many people be saying it’s gud

[alpine orbit]

lol

[alpine orbit]

that's how silly it can get

the gold stake equivalent of STS2 (peak ascension, i.e. A10) is really fun

it's somewhat easier than the first game atm, but it is incredible

[compact stump]

that sounds hard.

[alpine orbit]

it is difficult! but it's also fun

the multiplayer is good

[compact stump]

i saw that

idk

[alpine orbit]

im assuming youve played gold stake

[compact stump]

might give it a try

[compact stump]

yeah lol

[alpine orbit]

ascensions kinda work like that

but there's like a big jump between A8 and 9

[compact stump]

purple stake type shi

[alpine orbit]

it's like weenie hut junior and oops you've lost half your HP in the 4th combat

yeah pretty much

yeah

it's also almost impossible to "force" builds

unless youre playing silent, who is so disgusting that you can pretty much "force" something

[compact stump]

i like that

[alpine orbit]

you basically get these montrosity decks that trudge along

sometimes you die but like

that is fun.

my favorite balatro run was one where i was almost full skipping for the skip joker and lining up my loyalty card and obelisk

it was so stupid

[compact stump]

loyalty?

wild

[alpine orbit]

yeah it's fun

[compact stump]

i think i’ve never gotten value of loyalty card lol

same with flowerpot

[alpine orbit]

sts2 asks you to take a loyalty card-type card far more often than balatro will

sometimes you get offered shit and you just have to take it

i think there's less room to be picky in sts2

though tbh it's still kinda flexible so eh

[compact stump]

that’s nice

[alpine orbit]

there's also a guy that gives a very good upside relic (think of this as a joker) but ||plays the first turn for you||

it was hilarious

[compact stump]

how does that work lol

[alpine orbit]

you draw a hand and he uses an advanced AI to play cards from left to rightt

he plays better than i do

[compact stump]

lol

[alpine orbit]

as in, he literally just plays cards from left to right

and that's all

[compact stump]

is it that bad ?

[alpine orbit]

it can get very bad

like he could just not play the strongest card that's the rightmost card

[compact stump]

ohh

[alpine orbit]

or he plays an exhaust (temporary removal) on a strong card

etc.

since he literally just pick cards left -> right

[compact stump]

funny

[somber meteor]

hi i'm a horse

[alpine orbit]

there's also considerations of what order your cards are drawn

so that variance is...extremely interesting to work around with

[compact stump]

hi horse

[compact stump]

i’ll check the game fs

wnv i have time lol

[alpine orbit]

you'll probably get used to it because silent is so fucking broken right now

and she's the one that just discards

like crazy

giga broken

[compact stump]

gotcha

[alpine orbit]

the sandworm boss is

so good

kinda hard to explain him without going deep into the game's mechanics tho

[alpine ice]

What sandworm

[mortal escarp]

.

[warm vault]

The insatiable (act 2 boss)

[ember crown]

Who is @glossy rover and why’d they send me a friend request?

[wintry halo]

<@&1133519078540185692> rule 8 moment

[somber meteor]

did i miss smth

[long atlas]

_ _

_ _

[vast geyser]

hahaha balala

[somber meteor]

neigh

[vast geyser]

yeigh

[mellow geyser]

balatro so awesome

[somber meteor]

i swear ceremonial dagger had twice as less bans just now

[dusk tartan]

67 bans though

still pretty big

[somber meteor]

it just had like 40

[worthy junco]

Skibidi

[warm jetty]

My name is pretty niche ngl

[prisma idol]

Holy peak gaming servers

[warm jetty]

Why thank you

[somber meteor]

isac

[warm jetty]

I try my hardest to play good games

[prisma idol]

Risk of rain 2 :D

[warm jetty]

I’m on my cuphead arc rn
Both of my friends 300% on cuphead so now I have to

[prisma idol]

Literally a requirement

[warm jetty]

Yes

[solemn elm]

bad friend if u dont yk

[pulsar goblet]

TIN TIN TIN TIN 1.5X TIN TIN TIN TIN 1.5x1.5x1.5x1.5x1.5x1.5x1.5x1.5x1.5x1.5x1.5x1.5x1.5x1.5x1.5x TIN TIN TIN TIN, naneinf

ez game

thx all

[solemn elm]

cinema

[warm jetty]

Tin tin tin tin sahur

[prisma idol]

I feel you'll need a little more 1.5x

[prisma idol]

[pulsar goblet]

tung tung joker

[warm jetty]

[prisma idol]

Eg

[pulsar goblet]

shatafak

[pulsar goblet]

67676767767676x multi

ez game

[prisma idol]

You guys are such children 😔

[somber meteor]

wth

[main basin]

I'm back. *3

[warm jetty]

Larp Larp sahur

[somber meteor]

😭

[rigid night]

Balala balalero
(The most cursed thing I've ever written)

[sweet herald]

Good timezone chat

How’s it gaming

[rigid night]

Finally beat Gold Stake Erratic yesterday

You?

[sweet herald]

NICEE

Doing good! Had some insane modded runs earlier today it was nutty

[rigid night]

Jimball the GOAT

[sweet herald]

Sadly I didn’t see jimball

But I did play cryptid, I unlocked the Deck of Equilibrium and proceeded to crash my game in less than 40 rounds

[rigid night]

I love Cryptid

[sweet herald]

I barely passed ante 8 before I broke the game

Before that run though I was doing blue deck and progressing through the stakes and I had a nail biter of a run

Had to play light-card flush eights

But alas, I passed away

[ornate depot]

misprint deck will always be my beloved

[warm jetty]

Such peakness

[green scroll]

I was about .05 seconds away from sending a message in #ceremonial-dagger because i didn't read and was looking to talk here

that would've been bad

[short kayak]

God damn the cid

Wrong channel omg

[long atlas]

i would ask if any of you can read considering the huge bold letters telling you NOT to type in the channel but then i remember we’re the balatro server

[sturdy gyro]

I send messages to the wrong channel by accident I occasionally

[long atlas]

well that’s different methinks

medium text at the top vs huge text that is literally the entirety of the screen

[short kayak]

I don’t even know how I got here

My phone feels light and warmy

[sturdy gyro]

I’m definitely not stupid

But it still happens

Believe me, we all slipped at one point

[sweet herald]

I’m telling yall ya need to mute that server and HIDE IT

HIDE THE DAGGER ROOM

[neat gull]

Please hide the Dagger it almost claimed a few friends

[flint copper]

They forgot to move it to the rightmost Joker slot

[strange gale]

is a message in all caps not enough

😭

[wintry cove]

Does #ceremonial-dagger really ban you

[neat gull]

yes

[flint copper]

No

[wintry cove]

[flint copper]

Try it, you’ll see

[neat gull]

??????????????????

[wintry cove]

great name vro

[hard obsidian]

Jerma fan

[wintry cove]

You will eat my pen is the worst name 💔
Please change it

[hard obsidian]

Like you aint gonna do the baseball strat

[wintry cove]

Will he do a baseball stream

[hard obsidian]

Hopefully not😭 😩

[wintry cove]

Atleast make du uppercase

[strong prairie]

I suggest you change the name before the mods change it for you

[wintry cove]

They will change it and mute you

🙏

[hard obsidian]

Controller stream?

[wintry cove]

8 mods online and none saw this chat

peak

[flint copper]

For fools rush in where angels fear to tread

[strong prairie]

He got kicked and/or banned lol

[opaque scroll]

What was their name?

[flint copper]

Something something male organ something

[opaque scroll]

hehe peat nis

[compact stump]

If i see ONE MORE tiktok about MewGenics im fuking buying it

[solemn junco]

v1.1 when?

[compact stump]

nobody knows

not even thunk

[solemn junco]

[sharp cliff]

the real question is when is v1.2

[neat ore]

when v1.0

[opaque scroll]

can’t wait for balala 2

now we have the super cancer joker

[scenic cliff]

Who is Balatro

[opaque scroll]

and why is her eyelash in your car???

[cyan wadi]

the guy from master cheif

[wary torrent]

me

[ornate depot]

CBA stands for Canadian Balatro AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[wary torrent]

i'm canadian

[nova chasm]

I hate NIGHT

Xd

[ornate depot]

oh my god he's locallocalthunk

[nova chasm]

[nova chasm]

Ye

Kiss me

[wary torrent]

[nova chasm]

[ornate depot]

my husband would prefer not

[wary torrent]

[nova chasm]

67

Oh...

[ornate depot]

[wary torrent]

[nova chasm]

Im judio

[wary torrent]

[ornate depot]

i will choose this incredible opportunity to stop paying attention to discord

[nova chasm]

Im a femboy judio

Joke

[elder isle]

Damn guys i love balatro

But i feel bad bc is a apk game 😭😭

We have a latín server of balatro ? ❤️

[ionic hinge]

Unlikely.

[agile pawn]

what do you mean by this

[lean crane]

Pirated

[elder isle]

Ye

[wary torrent]

everyone's making a mod with cool things

why can't i make a mod with cool things

and charge people ten dollars for it

and for every copy purchased i will buy a copy of sokorogue

[marble monolith]

i just built a portrait balatro mobile apk thanks to that one reddit post this is all i wanted 😛😛

[rigid night]

Literally $7 on Google Play

[elder isle]

X2

[full thunder]

I just pulled a nat negative chicot

Never done that before

Completely random seed

[long atlas]

happy trans day to all who are, you’re genuinely the most chill people out there

[flint copper]

Much love back at you

[somber meteor]

thanks!

[alpine ice]

Balatro apk?

[novel matrix]

i got an ok run in plasma gold stake :D

[raw matrix]

123456789

w ss🇴 😭

[flat oxide]

Tysm!!! 💖💖

[sweet herald]

Thank you so much Jandom!!! That genuinely means a lot!

[rigid night]

There's a day? Learn something new every day

[somber meteor]

there's is a day for everything

[flint copper]

There’s a day for every day of the year

[rotund grail]

😱

[placid turret]

happy trans day, i hope you guys are loved and happy

and everyone else too

[somber meteor]

thanksss

[flint copper]

But mostly us, I feel :3

only joking

[outer bay]

If there is a trans-transgender person, would that be like for trans people, per se, "an imposter among us?"

I imagine if a genderfluid person joins it must be like: "The spy has breached our defenses!"

[somber meteor]

uh

i didn't understand anything

i'm genderfluid

[flint copper]

Like a trans person who transitioned to cisgender, you mean?

I’m sorry

It’s late and I just finished work

I really don’t get this at all

[outer bay]

I don't either.

[faint magnet]

had a question about negative invisible

if i don't need the scoring immedately, do i just hang onto it? iirc it makes my joker slots 7/6?

[median elm]

Yeah it does make the slots be +1/max slots so you would have to sell 2 jokers to fit a new one in

[faint magnet]

kk, i'll hold onto it until i get like an extoplasm or antimatter

[outer bay]

It’s good to have a backup you don’t need money for at least.

[faint magnet]

if i can that is

the loss of money is a bummer, but i wanna be greedy

[stable isle]

right everyone innit

lethal company v80 came out

that's one of the big updates of 2026 done

now we just gotta wait for deltarune, cave story, and of course balatro

why is everything happening this year lol

[somber meteor]

name me a year that nothing happened in

[ionic hinge]

I guess today balatrodle in three guesses

[twin lion]

silksong bcs its gonna get delayed to 2027 -> 2028 -> 2029

[stable isle]

I do not care for hollow night

when silksong came out, I tried playing the original hollow knight so that I could move onto silksong

but I really don't like it

there were a lot of things I liked about it

the art and style of the game was unmatched

it looked and sounded so good

but that's where the positives ended for me unfortunately

the game is way too hard and not fun enough to balance out the difficulty

to compare to another hard game, cuphead is really fun to play so it justifies being difficult

hell I even play getting over it for fun these days

but hollow knight's gameplay left me frusturated and made me feel like it wasn't worth continuing to play it since I felt like I had to try to enjoy it

when I played it, I remember having to run around the world a few times for way too long to find the one thing that I missed

it's unfun when you rerun the same circle three times trying to find that one coridor or pit you missed that leads to where you're supposed to go

[somber meteor]

the difficult games i enjoy playing is gd and osu!mania

[stable isle]

do people even consider hollow knight to be a hard™ game

[somber meteor]

uh

yeah

i played like the beginning of hollow knight

[stable isle]

people have tried telling me that I am "not into metroidvainias"

but I played cave story for the first time back in january and absolutely loved it

and cave story was one of the earliest metroidvainias/indie games

but I would describe hollow knight as the developers asking "how many fingers am I holding up behind my back" and then you have to make random guesses

[gritty spade]

do you guys know if there's any way of playing Balatro mods on Android?

[somber meteor]

winlator

tho i tried it and it didn't work for me

[gritty spade]

is there any guide out there?

[somber meteor]

idk

[stable isle]

I think you have to patch the game yourself

ask modding chat about that though

[orchid badge]

nooooo

hk is peak

[somber meteor]

🐎

[golden rampart]

was up last night mirin' the balatro card art, what a genius that localthunk guy is

[manic crow]

Guys how do i join the multiplayer server if it tells me my account is suspicious? I know my account is under 1 month old, but i created it precisely to join servers and nothing more, i don't really care about Discord apart from joining the servers

[somber meteor]

uh you have to wait i guess

[ripe bobcat]

RACCOIN finally release... Balatro x Coin Pusher

[marble monolith]

https://github.com/ShaggyLorean/balatro-portrait-mobile.git

[somber meteor]

neigh

[obsidian jolt]

will balatro ever update

[fiery ferry]

the update are the antes we made along the way

[golden rampart]

need to fix the bug where everytime i get an early baron i dont see a singular mult/chip joker for 5 straight rounds

[somber meteor]

some day

[opaque scroll]

no

There killing it tmr

[long atlas]

we took it out back and shot it

nah real answer yes it will but we don’t know when

best we can do (and what i beg of this community to do) is to be patient

[somber meteor]

the more it takes the more content it has

trust

[fiery ferry]

yepyep

tbh the fact there's gonna be an update at all is surprising to me, considering how content rich the base game is

[opaque scroll]

lies

We’re getting one new joker that’s it

[lunar oyster]

Can I get a happy birthday to my girlfriend Abby (Who isnt in this server, but I wanna share her many birthday wishes today)

[somber meteor]

hapy birtdey !!!!!

[opaque scroll]

neutral birthday

[lunar oyster]

lmao

[opaque scroll]

Lowk tho happy birthday :3

[oblique beacon]

What on earth is going on in suggestions

When you give a joker a chip

But like. Ten times.

[modest solar]

Hi

who are u guys going?

[random garnet]

Uhmmm is there a place where i can ask for help in general?

[steep fox]

Hello

[jolly talon]

Greeting blue cold ghost peppers

[orchid badge]

yo guys did local thunk release a new game?

[steep fox]

Thank you

[edgy gulch]

hi

[steep fox]

Hey

To be fair I haven’t heard of Balatro before. Is it a game?

I’m just new here ^^

[jolly talon]

Thanks for what

[jolly talon]

Ya lol

A good indie game

I highly recommend it

12 bucks rn

There's a steam sale

[zealous tendon]

try #🕹・run-discussion if you need help deciding on something in a run, and #1200105253559873707 if you have a bug! otherwise, #🕹・game-discussion is ok if you have a general issue

[wintry halo]

what he said

but with rizz

[steep fox]

The greeting ^^

[jolly talon]

Ohhhh welcome ty for joining sorry I didn't even realize lol

Sighhhh

I remember when the tag was mult...

Who else rememebers...

[umbral hazel]

I'm jonkling it 🐠

[rigid night]

Hacking my Wee right now if you know what I mean

🗣️ 🗣️

[steep fox]

BRO WHAT

[rigid night]

Response to "jonkling it" and a reference to Hack/Wee synergy (retriggered twos also count toward Wee's bonus)

[valid halo]

Fr

[wary torrent]

i'm retriggering it rn

[valid halo]

Math equation
Full house:
King of spades
King of diamonds
King of hearts
Queen of clubs
Queen of hearts

How much also this would be a level 1 with no enhanced cards if someone actually did this I would be surprised

[steep fox]

Ohhh

[wise mountain]

La donna e mobile

[wary torrent]

#⚙・modding-general maybe

[coral lichen]

hii people

[glass arch]

isnt there a separate server for that

[rigid night]

Chips: (40 + 10 + 10 + 10 + 10 + 10)
Mult: (4 + 15 + 15) x 3
90 x (34 x 3)
90 x 102
9,180

[valid halo]

Peak

[rigid night]

That's what I got

[coral lichen]

i had an idea for a balatro mod but idk how to do it at all cuz i cant code

[rigid night]

I have some jonkler ideas. Time to learn Lua

[coral lichen]

its not a gameplay mod

[spring terrace]

is there a specific thing for people who want to play multiplayer balatro?

[coral lichen]

my idea was it randomly plays a selection of new songs which are covers that the community has made

theres a playlist on youtube of balatro covers

i even came up with a name for it ! "Jokebox"

[spring terrace]

actually a sick name

[rigid night]

Modding works by code injection, which you need Lua scripts to do. Also, #⚙・modding-general

[glass arch]

pretty sure this already exists

[coral lichen]

show

[glass arch]

yeah hold on im trying to find it

it's penumbra

[coral lichen]

i cant find it

[glass arch]

same weirdly even though i have it installed

https://github.com/lord-ruby/Penumbra

[coral lichen]

not exactly what mine was tho

go to the mod channel ill tell u

[narrow bloom]

noob

noob^2

noob^3

[wary torrent]

i love arrowhead

[buoyant ginkgo]

Hi, could someone help me? I need someone who has 100% completed the Pokémon mod to show me what wildcard 604 on the list is and how to get it.

[untold cove]

#⚙・modding-general

[fierce rain]

just got banned from a server for saying “mods tickle his urethra”

apparently that’s nsfw

this is literally 1984

[flint copper]

Kinda is tho

[fierce rain]

how tho

its not sexual?

everyone pees

[flint copper]

I’m so disappointed in you, Richard Nixon

[fierce rain]

it’s not part of a reproductive system

[flint copper]

Is this fr

[fierce rain]

and tbh if you do anything there that’s your own issue, not mine.

[flint copper]

☹️

[fierce rain]

it’s not though

[strong prairie]

lmao

[compact stump]

@ mods

[fierce rain]

i guess in guys it’s part of it

but like

not really

[compact stump]

in guys it is

right?

[fierce rain]

and in women it’s just straight up not at all

but nobody thinks of the urethra as nsfw

unless you make it nsfw ykwim

[compact stump]

its discord, youd be surprised.

[flint copper]

r/||sounding|| would like a word

[fierce rain]

I JUST SAID UNLESS UOU MAKE IT NSFW

that’s their own fault tbh

they have their own issues

i’m not getting into that

[flint copper]

Tickling there is nsfw tho?

[fierce rain]

i more meant comedically tickling

like with a feather

like if you were to remove the tube from one’s body

and then tickle it

[flint copper]

People are probably into this tbh

[fierce rain]

i hate you

at least somebody is in the literally everything

[steep fox]

@pine cape randomly added me

From here

[fierce rain]

who?

why

[steep fox]

Idk it’s just weird

[flint copper]

Just #mod-mail them

[fierce rain]

yeah

[flint copper]

Mods will see if it’s an issue or not

[fierce rain]

shimmy shimmy eh shimmy eh shimmy ah

drank

swallalala

drank

swallalala

swallalala

swallalala

🤑

yo no way i can’t believe 1.1 comes out today

that’s so awesome

i love life

[rigid night]

I hate Crimson shart

[fierce rain]

in the spirit of april fools

it is i

john f kennedy

@compact stump thoughts?

[rigid night]

I didn't know today was November 22, 1963

[fierce rain]

ah shucks

my favourite day

dw

nothing bad ever happens to the kennedys

[verbal forum]

Erm

[fierce rain]

what the sigma

[compact stump]

i fw it

i should go to sleep

[fierce rain]

ok

bye cleb

[compact stump]

i’m one win away of c+

i’m grinding

not eepy

nebula deck gold stake taking me longer than expected

[silent marsh]

no way finally
oh wait

[primal python]

yo what the fuck does sale balatrito mean

what’s the intro

the fuck

why did i say intro

i meant origin

[fierce rain]

are you having a stroke

[primal python]

sale balatrito

the fuckin

idk look it up

where does it come from

wait holy fuck JFK?!?!?!?

[lunar cedar]

Holy shit it’s John Balatro Kennedy

Let me make myself clear

[cyan dagger]

If I had a nickel every time I see someone pretending to be JFK, I would have 3 nickles which isn't a lot but it's strange it happened thrice

[fierce rain]

i’m not pretending

[cyan dagger]

Okay, I believe you, Mr. President 💕

[flint copper]

That’s what they all say

[oblique arch]

i have one more joker before collection is maxed

its the satellite thingy

any tips?

[void bison]

1 nickel

[somber meteor]

0 nickels

[fierce rain]

-0.5 nickels

[cold idol]

anaglyph

[oblique arch]

thanks

[sweet herald]

Gold stake more like old steak

[void bison]

Bold stake

[somber meteor]

steak 😋

[fierce rain]

mark

I made a steak

[somber meteor]

a steak?!

[cyan dagger]

yummy 😋

[autumn shell]

Is the new update out?

[alpine ice]

Planets

[agile pawn]

yeah it is

[toxic stag]

Sorry

[autumn shell]

It’s like literally nothing changed

[toxic stag]

No more balatro

got hit by a coconut

So no more balatro for like

A day

[agile pawn]

there were a few bug fixes

thunk decided to push the content update to 1.7.10

[autumn shell]

Oh so it was literally a bug fix patch

[somber meteor]

bruhhhhhh

<@&1133519078540185692> wth is this

[keen flint]

Rolling for jokers it would take you about 1.12508e8 money on average to see 50 negative jokers in one round.

2.25015e6 temperance cards with full value.

Opening the temperances for that alone would take over a month of real time.

[sacred gazelle]

is it just me, or does the music ingame sound low quality

like 96 kbps

i used ffmpeg to make a spectrum of the audio

and it cuts off hard at 12.25KHz

i think thats the culprit

[cloud rain]

balatri

[worldly canyon]

balatra

[somber meteor]

balatrneigh

[vast geyser]

yeahhh

cuz the entire game style is

retro

[sacred gazelle]

on my headphones, it sounds like it wasnt intentional

like it just sounds mushy

[austere crane]

guys i just downloaded the game whats the best seed so that i can get my first win

[somber meteor]

you don't get advancements for seeded runs

[cerulean lotus]

So, we doin any gimmicks?

[flint jasper]

Hey,
I’ve purchased Balatro on my steam account && on my iPhone App Store,
Is there a way to sync both? So all my progress on my pc (steam) will be transferred to my IOS device (iPhone) and vice versa

[warm jetty]

My friend who has a couple hundred something hours plays on both pc and mobile as well and I asked him the same thing and he said no

But we could be wrong

[somber meteor]

i dont have sync i just play like that

[covert stirrup]

Nope

[flint jasper]

Thanks

[autumn axle]

[turbid elk]

Happy Passover! ✡️ 🍷 🏜

[rotund herald]

I found a cool content mod

It's paperback but kinda overwhelming

[hasty fern]

[cobalt sonnet]

bluenemonial printer

[fallow pumice]

idk if you’re still online but what exactly is passover? all I know about it is that it’s a Jewish holiday