🃏・off-topic

[pearl flume]

Would you rather:

Make contact with intelligent an alien species

Or

An animal on earth evolve to have speech level intelligence

[meager rune]

https://www.torn.com/4192340

am I allowed to refer to other games here? (He says while dropping his referral link).

This is the first browser based HTML game I’ve ever actually enjoyed tbh. If you do start playing I highly recommend looking into Baldr’s guides, especially the leveling guide.

[balmy compass]

idk, even if it's just one type of animal that has more intelligence, it would be quite dangerous for us.

i would select the aliens

[heady depot]

New friend!

[waxen walrus]

Omg that's so abusive. Please run dude that's a goose

[heady depot]

It was friendly

Sniffed my hand a bit then relaxed

[tame juniper]

Home Depot with it is fucking hilarious though

[foggy wharf]

that goose has your scent

it's gonna remember you

[heady depot]

frend

[lethal bison]

SO CLOSE 😭

no its fibbonacci

[lofty latch]

60 questions in and this is his second guess he hasn’t even mentioned Balatro. I’m thinking of smiley face

[pale swallow]

you can tell this guy is PISSED from the thumbnail

[heady gorge]

Does anybody know where to go for help for modding Balatro

[devout iron]

the modding channels

[rigid crag]

that's because smiley face is so generic

[lofty latch]

But it’s smiley face

[rigid crag]

what is akinator on

i'm trying to do perkeo and he's asked for gender three times now

so close

there we go

[shell sinew]

Found this,do I buy it?

[rigid crag]

going for misprint, ended up with line rider

still not misprint

didnt get misprint at all sadly

[balmy nimbus]

Yes

[lost nebula]

crazy run!!!
didnt record it tho
still better than that 7:55

[foggy wharf]

Akinator

[near abyss]

pluh

[near abyss]

i dislike this comment

[balmy compass]

why

[near abyss]

👁️ 👄 👁️

stares at you in bnnuy

[balmy compass]

pretty sure the majority of animals would hunt us

[near abyss]

mi saef

mi innocent

[balmy compass]

grab a pan

[near abyss]

shock.png

[balmy compass]

acshualli, re:zero has a wood example of this

[near abyss]

mucho texto

[balmy compass]

ura

[near abyss]

🏖️

[rigid crag]

i love beepbox

[hallow mortar]

Cool, is that a VST?

[lofty latch]

Planet of the apes type shit

[balmy compass]

well yea

but imagine it beign panteras

[lofty latch]

If this mf starts talking to me I would die

[remote seal]

Am I the only one who thinks this is insane??

[balmy compass]

tbh this sounds like a great idea for things before 1900 (like historical things)

[rigid crag]

no clue what that means

[remote seal]

What?

I’m lost sorry

[balmy compass]

nvm

[ionic skiff]

https://youtu.be/bYi1ehsExAQ?si=Pft512Yu9BlqO1Xr

TORD TOMORROW

PRESENTED BY TORDVPN

[glossy fulcrum]

if its a documentary then it doesnt need this

[remote seal]

How it feels to be a trans artist in an Ai loving family

[glossy fulcrum]

AI "artists" can "break the pencil" all they like but a broken pencil can still draw

[ionic skiff]

That rhetoric of theirs is a wake up call
This means that they’ve heard it all
This means that we should just simply take action ignore them, quit complaining and head to the real root of the problem to protest with picket signs

Those guys will live to see their wallets crumble to dust and blow away

[glossy fulcrum]

true true

[ionic skiff]

And we should also donate to the environment if we’re so concerned with the impact ai has

Because I don’t see anyone as far as I’m concerned doing that

[glossy fulcrum]

this generation does need to be more active about stuff like this

[ionic skiff]

I remember the last time

And fyi that applies to you

[glossy fulcrum]

i kno

[gritty nest]

why is off topic active

this is weird

[ionic skiff]

Juno Songs is active
He’s tacked fundraisers and donated to environments and areas affected by natural disasters (among other things) and how much did he raise? $68. That could be because a) a majority of his viewers only watch the video b) are too fucking poor or c) never gave a shit about the environment

[glossy fulcrum]

dang

[ionic skiff]

But I digress

Anyways thinking about it makes me want to go and rip someone’s jaw off and feed them their money and crush their head like Homelander’s death at the hands of omni man

You see?
It’s all an excuse for the new generation to stroke their egos and do nothing

[remote seal]

2/10 president

[gritty nest]

ah jeez

[ionic skiff]

He could also be doctor manhattan

[gritty nest]

if muffin disagrees i guess i gotta just die then

[ionic skiff]

No go to the moon

[remote seal]

Im sorry president nixon

[gritty nest]

golly why didnt i think of getting muffins approval first

smh my head

[remote seal]

I’d like to see any ai bro actually brake a pencil

[gritty nest]

break*

🙂

[remote seal]

president Nixon I hope you develop aids

[gritty nest]

you too

[remote seal]

❤️

[gritty nest]

<333

[remote seal]

my favorite president

Nixon please run for re election

[gritty nest]

can’t

i’m too young

not fossilized yet

give it a bit

[remote seal]

there’s to many queers running out streets

please Nixon we need you

[gritty nest]

the queers scare me

[remote seal]

Thank GOD I’m not one

[glossy fulcrum]

meow

:3

[remote seal]

I’m only on my knees for ONE MAN and that’s GOD

[gritty nest]

there’s too many queers here

i’m scared

[remote seal]

[glossy fulcrum]

id be on my knees for god too if he was down

[gritty nest]

must be something in the water

[glossy fulcrum]

👀

[gritty nest]

…

[remote seal]

chemicals

[gritty nest]

they’re turning the fricking frogs gay

[balmy compass]

minerals

[glossy fulcrum]

dihydrogen monoxide making all these ablator players liberal sissies

ah yes

[gritty nest]

ablator

[remote seal]

Okay off topic mr Nixon but do you know what country has the flag 🏳️‍⚧️? There very pretty ladies

[glossy fulcrum]

the communal balatro community water supply

[remote seal]

we are all zebras in a safari bro

[gritty nest]

i’m pretty sure that’s the flag of botswana

[remote seal]

Thank you president Nixon

[gritty nest]

np

[glossy fulcrum]

ahhhh chemical names i dont understand

nixon what do u think of fembois tho

[gritty nest]

i don’t like them

[glossy fulcrum]

?:(

[gritty nest]

it’s like a jumpscare every time

[glossy fulcrum]

:(

[glossy fulcrum]

raagh

[gritty nest]

sometimes when you think you’re going to sleep with a femboy and boom it’s actually a woman

freaks me out everytime

[glossy fulcrum]

true

[gritty nest]

like ew bro

JOE BIDEN

[remote seal]

hello it is me Joesph Biden

[glossy fulcrum]

joe biden

[gritty nest]

aw

[remote seal]

shit forgor my pfp

[gritty nest]

so are you now MTFTM Botswanian?

[remote seal]

hello guys

[glossy fulcrum]

classic sleepy joe

[remote seal]

Yes

[gritty nest]

i’m proud of you

[remote seal]

thank you mr Nixon

[glossy fulcrum]

biden is it true that youre boyfriends with trump

[gritty nest]

no he’s mine

[glossy fulcrum]

👀

tea

[remote seal]

dude he’s so pregnant

[lucid isle]

Wasn't nixon known for sleeping around?

[glossy fulcrum]

true

[gritty nest]

dude weren’t they all

the question isn’t if they were sleeping around, the question is who they were sleeping around with

[glossy fulcrum]

hyeah most presidents slept for like 8 hours per day probably isnt that crazy

usa so lazy

[gritty nest]

that’s all i’m gonna say lest i get muted again

mods hate to see my name in chat

[lucid isle]

True...

[remote seal]

we all are pregnant with Nixon children

Smh

[gritty nest]

who’s we

[remote seal]

WE

[glossy fulcrum]

me

[remote seal]

as in us

[glossy fulcrum]

:3

[remote seal]

:3

[gritty nest]

☹️

[remote seal]

join us Nixon

Or pay child support

:3

[gritty nest]

can you guys go sleep with Morgan Freeman instead

i’m busy tonight

[remote seal]

sorrrrryyyyyyyy

[gritty nest]

he wants you so bad bro

here let’s check what he thinks

yo morgan is this true

thanks morgan

[devout iron]

why is it true and not truce

[ionic skiff]

So wanna hear a fun fact

Related to points at name

@ me

I’m always listening

[devout iron]

@me

[ionic skiff]

Ehh close enough.
Your fnf fact:
Week 1 of the FNF mod Characteristic Disparity takes place at the 9/11 Memorial in New Jersey. The creator of the mod stated that this was an unfortunate coincidence, and she would remove it if she did a Redux which won’t happen.

Yes this is real. Probably worth a Google Lens

[dusty lynx]

dumb question time

what did da guberment give/take from you?

[ionic skiff]

Legendary Algo Pull

[turbid jolt]

@hot yew Who are you and why did you send me a friend request?

[plucky sparrow]

you can go #mod-mail to tell a mod about this or something

[unborn swift]

I get it now

solo necromancer runs are the best

ever since I got leech swarm its only been uphill

[lofty latch]

Mr Nixon since you were president what is Donald trumps number? I want to call him and ask for stuff

[gritty nest]

611

you might be on hold for a while tho

and there’s a lot of menus to go through

but if you’re determined enough he’ll pick up

[lofty latch]

Ight

I’m going it ask for a helicopter and some apartments in the trump tower

And a yacht

And a nuke

[gritty nest]

do it no balls

[lofty latch]

And Iran

[gritty nest]

call them right now

[lofty latch]

I didn’t ask for the phone number for customer service

I’m just gonna look it up

[devout iron]

mistah nixon

[gritty nest]

yes

[devout iron]

what are your thoughts on

[gritty nest]

yeah that’s pretty cool i agree

[gritty nest]

what are my thoughts on what bro

[devout iron]

your thoughts on

[gritty nest]

👍

[sage drift]

1 in 7 huh?

[glossy fulcrum]

yeah, turns out "1 in 7" does not mean exactly 1 in every 7

probability doesnt perfectly play out how its stated every time

im not gonna roll exactly 1 six every 6 dice rolls

[tame juniper]

https://youtu.be/SWHiUbZc0B8?si=A6lj269-Ee9KZKVC

[pearl flume]

oo ee oo

Please name a movie, anime, cartoon, etc, before clicking the black bar.

||Would you play a videogame rendition of it ? What type of game would it be ?||

[craggy prairie]

day 14 of table in half, anyone like HOI4

[glossy fulcrum]

digital circus
||hell no, iykyk||

[verbal geyser]

termitecore (why are we doin this twin)

[glossy fulcrum]

exercising free will iguess idk

(property damage yay)

[devout iron]

You really were the lesser of the two.

[ionic skiff]

Wacky Lesbian Hour

Keith John Stack wanted it as a platformer fps with hand drawn visuals

Keith is the creator

Of wlh

[devout iron]

i look just like buddy holly

[floral basalt]

to on topic

[glossy fulcrum]

wheres kinger

[devout iron]

oh- uh

we just wanted to see your ideas firsthand

[glossy fulcrum]

i think im just gonna

check up on him

[devout iron]

WE THINK YOUR IDEAS SUCK

-# what?

[glossy fulcrum]

what

[devout iron]

-# i forgot how it goes

[glossy fulcrum]

:p

thasoki

[fallen dock]

He fat

[frosty hazel]

hello chat

[candid matrix]

What civilization should I pick in rise of kingdoms

[torpid laurel]

Chat : hi

[quartz agate]

Hello world

[torpid laurel]

[quartz agate]

+15 mult frfr

[dusty gulch]

State of the GBAlatro meta atm

[foggy wharf]

all sables are bad

[brittle pond]

JIMBO???

[scenic imp]

It's not that good

You need to get lucky

[magic sun]

i reckon only if you have evidence of her doing no work, like ignoring requests from the group to do something

[real charm]

WE are playing this ❤️

on youtube btw

[remote seal]

no the FUCK we arnet

[uncut idol]

WHO THE HECK IS WE.

[keen lily]

no we are not

[sour cradle]

YES we are 😈 ( )

[pearl flume]

Would you rather:

Have the ability to become invisible at will

Or

Have the ability to fly at your walking and running speed

[hallow mortar]

To fly

[sour cradle]

first one cuz my running speed is just slightly faster than walking speed 😭

[vagrant forge]

BULLY genuinely AOTY

[vale cliff]

Implying that you can’t hover in place?

[tame juniper]

Vagabond + Perkeo

[ionic skiff]

Fly because I can run fast if I wanted to

[ripe portal]

invisible

i never go out in the first place

[pearl flume]

You can, it's just that when you move

[lucid isle]

Flying, its more like hovering or running without getting tired but still useful and less diabolical with the implications of being invisible.

[ionic skiff]

I learned that the Rock Slop film Rampage featured Jeffrey Dean Morgan and Malin Akerman, aka Laurie and the guy who banged her mom

[placid idol]

For free? 🥹✌️

[real charm]

5 dollar tax

[placid idol]

I would like to try and make the singularity without the deadly parts

[lunar barn]

Coward

The dangerous parts act as a counterbalance

Since what is black without white

[scarlet kettle]

Sisyphus meow

[ionic skiff]

I found this at a candy store in South Padre Island
”HEY! WHO TURNED OUT THE LIGHTS?”

[balmy compass]

tf you mean "mud"

[glacial hamlet]

FINALLY! Every challenge

knocked out jokerless and cruelty back to back LFG

[quaint solar]

great job but uhh
#🕹・game-discussion

[ionic skiff]

Some photos of the very end of South Padre Island

[north surge]

Lowk an island

[rigid crag]

is it just me or is tenpo pakala (vivid/stasis, song by turingsghost) an absolute banger

inverted tresillo rhythms go hard

[rigid crag]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pu7Hbam6frs

[prisma lodge]

Tell them it's right next to all their work

[rigid crag]

literally just say that they did nothing

reality check

[tame juniper]

Jimbo ate their homework

[uncut idol]

Blue dragons eating

[indigo plover]

Balatreate

[sage drift]

Turns out you don’t have to explain probability to everyone. This was just like a 1/5000 chance

[glossy fulcrum]

o

k

yes it was rare i was just refuting the caption

[ionic skiff]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/340215559121534977/1487618639158051018/cant_do_lyrics_when_there_already_is.png?ex=69c9cc52&is=69c87ad2&hm=0361a75230324ca80d5644ddb8ca731f17f3aed52130f2fe206bd30570c60732&

[pearl flume]

Please name a weapon from a game, show, movie, etc., before clicking the black bar.

||It's in your hands, you can wield it.

What do you do ?||

[ionic skiff]

Syndrome’s Physgun Gloves from The Incredibles

Try not to act like an absolute sellout

I’d do that and use the Dehydration Gun from Megamind

[devout iron]

not really a weapon but

||i'd go crazy and have to be locked up somewhere||

[verbal geyser]

sphere of anhilliaton
…

[warm mountain]

ridiculon my goat

[dusky hamlet]

Inverted spear of heaven?

[warm mountain]

kilo 141 early warzone
id just laser someone with it🥹

[ionic skiff]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/347845393012490250/1487651187405750445/caption.gif?ex=69c9eaa2&is=69c89922&hm=363ce0a55f705e2eadd95c2ad5756cae6bb6a6a0ce869715fef892ad711c5918&

https://youtu.be/9r0rv8wL42Y?si=SM3LasPi6HT56-i7

TURN THE TV ON IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT CHANNEL

[craggy prairie]

day 16 of being termite

[tiny jasper]

hey is anyone here professionally employed in the games industry and willing to let me interview them about their job?

its for an assignment for a college class

[vale cliff]

You’re taking too long

[tulip token]

art

[devout iron]

HEATS FLAMESMAN

i mean

HOTS FIREGUY

[dusty breach]

Warms Infernoperson

[foggy wharf]

thats what i said he lost a lot of gas

[south kraken]

he's the one (coming)

[shadow dagger]

Discord's sense of humor

[foggy wharf]

#ceremonial-dagger 🥴

[rigid crag]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/T7lCPEJhY-4
its not often that you see a ytp made by the same people as the creator of the original, but its a treat when it does happen

[pearl flume]

Would you rather:

Travel 1000 years into the future for 1 week

Or

Travel 1000 years into the past anywhere you want for 1 week

[hallow mortar]

Ah, 1000 years into the future

[clever hollow]

i feel like travelling 1000 years into the future would either render me dead instantly or at least make me really sad

[hexed moon]

It did the same for me 💔

[clever hollow]

https://giphy.com/gifs/ltg-daddyyashir-4xil3Hk4shrCL6Sxhu

"i have a suggestion to make"

[hexed moon]

that's basically what's it's saying 😭

[surreal narwhal]

drawing a fight with my friend on wbfox rn, and i put a placeholder image which was w.foxys jumpscare for one of the frames i would draw later, and i come back to this 😭

[visual comet]

art

[runic merlin]

i installed arch on my x250 today

[tulip token]

working on it...

[zenith perch]

Def future for a week

Get some phone with several yottabyted of storage with what the stock market did accurate to 50 decimal points

Make trillions

[north surge]

They're lowk blue

[uncut idol]

[north surge]

[scenic imp]

So it's a challenge

I thought you were making a full level

[dense vortex]

yeah its just a challenge

😭

i dont have the attention span to do otherwise

[waxen walrus]

I wanna play this so fucking bad but I don't have a pc or anything that can use steam

I'm actually pissed off with that

Like ong I wanna play mewgenics so bad

Tboi got me into rougelikes so maybe mewgenics will get me into... What kind of game is mewgenics anyway?

@hasty sand please help me

[hasty sand]

maybe u could emulate it if ur phone is powerful enough

[waxen walrus]

I honestly don't trust my phone for emulation

And apparently it's coming to consoles around summer time

But it's too far away.

And

I'm just really impatient

[hasty sand]

roguelike too but isnt like isaac that much

[waxen walrus]

I'm thinking like that game with Roy from smash bros

[hasty sand]

basically u go on adventures to get food and money, try breed good cats then go on more adventure

[waxen walrus]

I know how you play it

[hasty sand]

ok

[waxen walrus]

I mean like I forgot what kind of game it is. It's got like byleth from smash bros too. I just forgot what it's called

[alpine kraken]

Just watch me, moving far away

[waxen walrus]

Insert virtual insanity slide

[alpine kraken]

Nobody even knows my name and

[solar root]

mewgenics is a roguelite tile based battler
you got enemies and you have to move around and use attacks on them

[waxen walrus]

Tink my man I'm thinking of that fucking series with crom and shit

[solar root]

oooh i see hmm

chrom?

[waxen walrus]

Yeah from smash bros

That literally all I remember him from

[solar root]

fire emblem?

tactical role play
grid based combat

[solar root]

i think it is fire emblem

[waxen walrus]

Yeah that

[solar root]

tbf i first saw fhem in smash too 😭

[waxen walrus]

Yes

[hollow eagle]

lob(alatro)otomy

[devout iron]

why are there question marks next to all the channel names now

[narrow lion]

Holy Peak

[harsh trench]

should i listen to dead kennedys? i like punk rock and i like that they advocate for killing nazis

[hexed moon]

Is this the greatest balatro shit post?

[vale cliff]

I heard that as stick it in jimbo

Crazy

[meager pivot]

[rich cradle]

Who should be my PFP

[devout iron]

average all the pixels

and line up the joker faces

[hollow eagle]

smeared joker

i would do a joker with a face atleast

it gives you identity

[rich cradle]

Thx I needed a new pfp

[hollow eagle]

do you switch profiles often?

[rich cradle]

No

[hollow eagle]

k good

[novel jacinth]

i fw smeared joker HEAVY

[meager pivot]

the discord frogs who do

[devout iron]

discord... frog..

hey this is a 🐸

[meager pivot]

[tame juniper]

Yes but Jello Biafra's MASSIVE tremolo takes some getting used to

[harsh trench]

massive what

is that an instrument?

[devout iron]

no

[tame juniper]

Vocal technique

Like how Freddie Mercury would "shake" notes, but more intense

[harsh trench]

interesting

[vale cliff]

Whoa, whoa

Killing nazis?

That’s so brave and controversial

[gaunt badge]

Question, I'm bad at the game, if I were to start streaming would anyone want to watch and give advice

[harsh trench]

ah i just looked it up, its kinda like the inverse of vibrato

[hollow eagle]

i mean do you offer anything different

and do you have atleast a half decent mic and webcam?

[devout iron]

i have an offer

[hollow eagle]

to me?

[devout iron]

no

but also kinda to you too

[hollow eagle]

to who?

[devout iron]

https://hempuli.itch.io/baba-friend install this

and have various characters from baba is you on your desktop

[hollow eagle]

defo going to get all my passwords stolen

but im not on my laptop

cant install rn

[harsh trench]

but anyway should i start anywhere in particular? like do they have a greatest hits or smth

[gaunt badge]

Mics alr but on xbox so no webcam

[hollow eagle]

its worth a shot, but dont expect much more than 0 viewers

[gaunt badge]

I don't plan to

It's more just abt getting advice

Cus usually I don't get past ante 4

[meager pivot]

generic advice: Always ask the question of 1) Does taking this action get me more score. or 2) Does this action get me more money so i can get more score later

more precise advice which is less personal exploration: Dr Spectred

[strong storm]

https://dieordiy2.blogspot.com/2014/01/george-garside-jester-unreleased.html

[tame juniper]

"Moon over Marin" or "Holiday in Cambodia"

[tired oracle]

https://youtu.be/DbMVrUlHN3Y

[south nebula]

I actually managed to crash balatro

1 minute of silence pls

Can't send the videos here but lol

[south nebula]

It's so well programmed that it's almost annoying. Please make more games like this.

[pearl flume]

Please answer the following prompt:

If your life were a videogame, what do you think your player is trying to do ? If you could comment, what would you say ?

[devout iron]

exploit and chess battle advanced

[lucid isle]

What i tell it to.

[runic yoke]

Kissing boys:3 jkjk probably like eating cool fantasy food

[vale cliff]

Skinky alt? 🤔🤔🤔

[runic yoke]

Huh?

[vale cliff]

You remind me of this other boykisser who talks here sometimes

[runic yoke]

THERES ANOTHER?????!!!!

[devout iron]

@glossy fulcrum @glossy fulcrum show up now

[glossy fulcrum]

ok

[devout iron]

now what

[vale cliff]

Lol

[runic yoke]

Yo bro looked for it for like 5 mins

[glossy fulcrum]

murder families of 4

[vale cliff]

Bro got summoned

[devout iron]

i can do that

check this out

[clever hollow]

this better be their first run dude

[runic yoke]

With this treasure i summon, mahoraga

[vale cliff]

@

[glossy fulcrum]

meow meow meow meow

[devout iron]

@humble ember @humble ember show up now

[humble ember]

huh?

[devout iron]

what

[glossy fulcrum]

boykisser

[pearl flume]

I like boykisser as a meme and concept

I dislike it's creator.

[glossy fulcrum]

i dunno what the creator did but eyeah

bk cool

not the chain restaraout

[pearl flume]

Zoophile

[devout iron]

I like boy||ki||s||ser|| as a ||meme and ||concept

[clever hollow]

every time bro goddammit

[glossy fulcrum]

well flip

[glossy fulcrum]

me

[clever hollow]

this was my second guess

[pearl flume]

No no, I like boys on all level

not just concept

[runic yoke]

I LOVE BOYKISSER IT JUST REPRESENTS ME SO WELL🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥

[devout iron]

i see

[glossy fulcrum]

i love boys

meow

[glossy fulcrum]

so true

[runic yoke]

YES MY FELLOW BOYKISSER

[vale cliff]

D:

[glossy fulcrum]

this is flipping insane

[devout iron]

I like boy||ki||s||ser|| a||s|| a ||meme|| a||nd concept||

[vale cliff]

Wat

[vale cliff]

That’s like a building

[clever hollow]

i hate kissing boys im evil and heterochromic now 😈

[pearl flume]

You know how some folks say they got that "dog in them" ?

the creator of boykisser wants that

but literally

[runic yoke]

Ew

Ew

Ew

Saw someone one time that openly admitted to being a zoophile💔💔

[devout iron]

beautiful cat with homophobia 🩷 💛

[clever hollow]

https://giphy.com/gifs/shanedawson-shane-dawson-jeffree-star-STU5jcOK6r80s4Vj0H

my reaction

[vale cliff]

Same

[vale cliff]

That’s so funny

[glossy fulcrum]

did you tell them to seek help

[devout iron]

Doctor Gaster would never

[runic yoke]

Yes i also told him i was going to fucking jump him with bricks

[clever hollow]

i dont think that would do anything by that point

[vale cliff]

This girl commented on a video about human-alien interspecies romance saying she has a consensual relationship with her dog

[glossy fulcrum]

it sure can

[clever hollow]

that kind of person can likely only be helped by those actually in their life

[clever hollow]

??????

[glossy fulcrum]

yes, thats why you say "seek help" and not "im gonna help you"

[vale cliff]

I think she thought people would support her but she ended up getting flamed in the comments

[clever hollow]

yeah they're not gonna when you tell them that

it would require them to feel any shame for what they're doing

[glossy fulcrum]

its the best thing to tell them

[clever hollow]

i guess idk

[glossy fulcrum]

maybe they do

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[clever hollow]

those that do don't brag about it to randoms on the internet

[glossy fulcrum]

people can change thats the cool thing about the human mind

[glossy fulcrum]

admission is not bragging

[glossy fulcrum]

actually theres many other cool things but thats irrelevant

[runic yoke]

Lowkey i know i kinda started this but this seems wierd to continue talking about

[vale cliff]

I don’t think there’s any coming back from assaulting non-sapient beings from a moral standpoint tbh

[glossy fulcrum]

well yes but if they havent done it yet then theyre redeemable

[clever hollow]

i mean you can at least stop doing that even if the damage is already done

[glossy fulcrum]

ye

[devout iron]

i will never change

[glossy fulcrum]

laaame

[devout iron]

i will never stop saying chess battle advanced

chess battle advanced

chess battle advanced

chess battle advanced

[vale cliff]

Average Tuesday in #🃏・off-topic

[glossy fulcrum]

errm

its sunday

errm

[runic yoke]

ASHKXHANENDDI

[devout iron]

why does the link not work :walc

[vale cliff]

It’s actually Monday

Gotcha

[glossy fulcrum]

no, my timezone is the only real one

get with the times buddy 🙄

[vale cliff]

Aw man, I forgot I’m not American

[worldly temple]

i want a cat

can someone give me one

[glossy fulcrum]

meow

[vale cliff]

How’s it like being the canon main character?

[glossy fulcrum]

its peak

[devout iron]

cbat

[worldly temple]

close enough

[glossy fulcrum]

i can murder families of 4 and my plot armor protects me from being tried

[glossy fulcrum]

:p

[runic yoke]

Not from me….

[glossy fulcrum]

👀

[clever hollow]

ok but who would win your plot armor or a family of 5

are you done for

[glossy fulcrum]

hmm

[ionic skiff]

Juno Songs viewers are eating good for sure
Corbeau and now he’s gonna do month of shenanigans for april

[gritty nest]

Balatro reference?

[glossy fulcrum]

if theyre nuclear it may pose a challenge

nah, id win

[clever hollow]

okay what about

[worldly temple]

that’s a lot of trophies holy

[clever hollow]

family of 6

[glossy fulcrum]

hmmmm

idunno

[gritty nest]

Yeah I’m just awesome like that

[runic yoke]

What about 500 cigarettes

[glossy fulcrum]

been gaming since the year -NaN

[gritty nest]

What about NaN cigarettes

[runic yoke]

Damn hes right

[glossy fulcrum]

500 pandemonium

[worldly temple]

500 cats

[runic yoke]

500 transfigured humans

[glossy fulcrum]

500 boys to kiss

[gritty nest]

500 rhinoceroses

[runic yoke]

YES

I SHOULD HAVE SAID THAT

[glossy fulcrum]

:3

[runic yoke]

NOT YOU

[worldly temple]

500 steaks

[vale cliff]

Holy elite ball knowledge

[glossy fulcrum]

toy

thats me

[vale cliff]

(I’m fucking joking)

[glossy fulcrum]

jujutsu kasen

[runic yoke]

Dont fuck the joker

[gritty nest]

500 jokes

[worldly temple]

i should really go to sleep

[vale cliff]

It’s so funny saying elite ball knowledge to literally the most common knowledge ever

[glossy fulcrum]

elite ball opinion

[gritty nest]

500 minutes of sleep for you

[runic yoke]

Justujuse Ciasen

[clever hollow]

holy ball knowledge

[vale cliff]

Idk, have you seen ben starr?

[worldly temple]

500 melatonin pills

[runic yoke]

…

[worldly temple]

we sleeping forever today

[clever hollow]

death

[vale cliff]

Holy hand grenade

[gritty nest]

Dude take the 500 minutes that’s like eight and a half hours I think

[runic yoke]

Now thats some elite ball knowledge

[clever hollow]

is it even 😭

[worldly temple]

500 pills is funny tho

[gritty nest]

Uncommon ball knowledge

[runic yoke]

Yes

[glossy fulcrum]

i feel like it shouldnt be

[vale cliff]

Ironically, right? 😭

[clever hollow]

Medium rare knowledge

[glossy fulcrum]

elite penis and ball knowledge

[runic yoke]

Hes obviously talking about the holy hand gernade from Monty Python

[gritty nest]

Isn’t the holy hand grenade in the top 5 most iconic sci fi weapons

[clever hollow]

just one???

[glossy fulcrum]

yeaah

[clever hollow]

bro did you chop the other one off again

[glossy fulcrum]

other lost in a war

[worldly temple]

how does one acquire that knowledge

[runic yoke]

By being a boykisser

[glossy fulcrum]

i am obligated to not tell you

if you know, you know

[gritty nest]

I’ll give it to you if you ask nicely

[vale cliff]

I’m gonna start dissing people for making bad references

[clever hollow]

holy shit its richard nixon i just realized

[glossy fulcrum]

i am you father 😹

[gritty nest]

Holy shit it’s a cat

[runic yoke]

I. Just hit the jackpot

[worldly temple]

huhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[glossy fulcrum]

meow meow

[clever hollow]

no not you

im the real cat

[glossy fulcrum]

i hit the juckport 1 trillion dollar

[vale cliff]

“Subpar ball knowledge 👎”

[glossy fulcrum]

im the realest cat

[worldly temple]

We all can be cats

[glossy fulcrum]

prrr~

[clever hollow]

some cats are more cat than others

[gritty nest]

Holy crap Lois this is worse than the time I was in Ready Player One

[worldly temple]

I’m a solid cat

[vale cliff]

“Doodoo stinky ball knowledge”

[runic yoke]

I JUST HIT THE JACKPOOOOOOOOOOT AY AY AY AY AY I JUST HIT THE JACKPOOOOOOT

[worldly temple]

iykyk

[runic yoke]

Im a solid… snake…

[clever hollow]

holy shit that's metal

[glossy fulcrum]

call me snake the way im liquid

??

bro melted

[runic yoke]

Lowkey i went as snake for halloween

So peak

And then i almost got arrested by a cop

[worldly temple]

she solid on my snake till i venom

[glossy fulcrum]

i went as ???????? for halloween

[gritty nest]

No way I love that song https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/amazon-invincible/images/a/a3/Invincible_(Mark_Grayson).png/revision/latest?cb=20250717141424

Oh bro why’d the link appear

[worldly temple]

Mark, i made a steak

[gritty nest]

This is ass

[runic yoke]

Son😭😭

[glossy fulcrum]

if the songs INVINCIBLE why can i HEAR it

[runic yoke]

If mark is invincible, why can i still see him

[worldly temple]

if no one hears a word why can i fucking hear it

[gritty nest]

I am omniing it so goood

[glossy fulcrum]

true

[clever hollow]

rate my fit

[runic yoke]

Is the memory gone?

[gritty nest]

Are you feeling numb?

[glossy fulcrum]

i went as (character not unlocked) for halloween

[runic yoke]

Im going to touch you vro…

[clever hollow]

????

[glossy fulcrum]

nope

im premium

[runic yoke]

Jokes on you

[glossy fulcrum]

100$ per square inch touched

[runic yoke]

Im a american express platinum card user

Your cooked

[glossy fulcrum]

you're

[runic yoke]

You’re getting touched

[gritty nest]

Listen, I’d know that silhouette anywhere. I can’t believe they added Grover Cleveland.

[runic yoke]

Ooooo

See what i did there?

[glossy fulcrum]

👀

[glossy fulcrum]

100$ buddy

[ionic skiff]

Scout A-Pose

[glossy fulcrum]

plus tax

[runic yoke]

PLUS TAX

[glossy fulcrum]

plus mongolian fee

[runic yoke]

PLUS WHAT

[glossy fulcrum]

idfk

my manager told me to add that

im american

[gritty nest]

Nobody caught my epic Scott the Woz ball knowledge

[gritty nest]

Y’all suck

[clever hollow]

yoshi up there really thinks he's a part of the team 😭

[worldly temple]

damn

[glossy fulcrum]

this should be considered defamation 💔

[runic yoke]

Lol

[gritty nest]

I… am Epsteve!

[craggy prairie]

17 of me termite

[worldly temple]

lmao

[clever hollow]

not old enough for that dude

[gritty nest]

???

Is bro 12

[glossy fulcrum]

im probably old enough i just never really watched scott

[clever hollow]

isnt scott the woz one of the original youtubers

[gritty nest]

No he started in 2017

[clever hollow]

oh nvm

[gritty nest]

Yeahhh

[clever hollow]

mechanic is so based best engineer by far

[runic yoke]

Nah bro

Its painter

Trust

[clever hollow]

i just wanna shred someone whenever i play engineer cuz i only really do it for the teleporters anyway

[runic yoke]

He 2 taps a agent pea btw..

[glossy fulcrum]

9 fweaking years ago cro

get with the timers

[worldly temple]

what

[glossy fulcrum]

ja

[runic yoke]

Nein

[gritty nest]

Who do you guys think Big Yahu’s favourite engineer is

[glossy fulcrum]

me

[runic yoke]

Plumber

[glossy fulcrum]

my favorite engineer was landscaper i think

freaky guy

[worldly temple]

the free one

[clever hollow]

bro wdym pregnant man emoji

[runic yoke]

Idk:3

[glossy fulcrum]

theye gonna preg me :(

[runic yoke]

Maybe👉👈

[clever hollow]

bro this is way too freaky

[gritty nest]

If he’s gregnant why can I still see him

[glossy fulcrum]

im gonna get banned for saying ts one day

[glossy fulcrum]

👀

[worldly temple]

if you aren’t ban alr, you won’t EVER be banned

[gritty nest]

Yeah dude if I’m still here you’re fine

[clever hollow]

we're not dying we're gonna live forever

[worldly temple]

true

[glossy fulcrum]

thats just the thing i have been banned

💔

[worldly temple]

u here tho

[glossy fulcrum]

albeit for a different reason entirely

[clever hollow]

richard nixon our savior 🫀

[glossy fulcrum]

appealed and accepted

[worldly temple]

lmao fr

[runic yoke]

WHY IS IT IN HELL

[craggy prairie]

I am currently training a flock of pigeons to surround people I dont like at the park, any tips?

[clever hollow]

they made a nightcore version of the mandarin dub and i still haven't heard it??

[worldly temple]

u the personal cat of thunk atp dw

[runic yoke]

Glue bread on the ppl

[glossy fulcrum]

👀

[clever hollow]

i was specifically looking for that and couldnt find it smh

[worldly temple]

dawg what the fuck is your youtube about

i want it

[gritty nest]

Don’t worry about it bro

[gritty nest]

I want your seed

Give me your seed

[clever hollow]

absolutely cracked recommended page

[worldly temple]

it’s expensive tho

[clever hollow]

WCTG2M1J

[glossy fulcrum]

what in the flip

[runic yoke]

IDEK

[glossy fulcrum]

play seed "SKINKY" please

[worldly temple]

what’s that yellow one???

call of duty points

[gritty nest]

I have a good one but I’m lowk worried I’ll get in trouble if I send the screenshot

[glossy fulcrum]

jjk fans already losing their minds cro

[clever hollow]

control points obviously

[worldly temple]

no balls

[runic yoke]

Named after the big stein btw

For same reason

[worldly temple]

lmao true

[glossy fulcrum]

HAANK DONT ABBREVIATE CYBERPUNK

[runic yoke]

I havent…. Yet

[gritty nest]

HAAAANK

HAAANK

[glossy fulcrum]

jjk fans

fan

[runic yoke]

I WILL

[glossy fulcrum]

you are one person (i think)

[runic yoke]

THATS A THREAT

I WILL LOSE MY MIND

[gritty nest]

There are no laws against the Pokémon, Batman.

[worldly temple]

i wanna watch jjk but im busy omniing it

[clever hollow]

Sometimes

[runic yoke]

Larper

[worldly temple]

call me dumb but idfk what larp is dawg 😭

[glossy fulcrum]

i like jjk

uwu

[runic yoke]

Same

Same

But like

[glossy fulcrum]

live action roleplay but mfs be using it to mean anything these days

mahito is my husband

btw

[runic yoke]

Ew

[craggy prairie]

if anyone is interested in why Kanye loves himself so much from the song 'I love Kanye' from TLOP

Kanye west follows a religion called kanye-ism which warships kanye west, if kanye dosent follow Kanye west or the lord is kanye-ism, he will go to kanye hell, which down there is kanye east

[runic yoke]

You wierdo

[glossy fulcrum]

🙄

you just cant match my freak

[runic yoke]

I can

But not freak with mahito

[glossy fulcrum]

i have weird interests

[runic yoke]

You gonna die if you get freaky at all

[clever hollow]

Did this happen

[glossy fulcrum]

like the shopkeeper in preszsure

[worldly temple]

David from the last of us just like me fr

[runic yoke]

NO

[runic yoke]

NO

[glossy fulcrum]

:3

[runic yoke]

NO

NO

[glossy fulcrum]

why naut

[runic yoke]

GOD I WANT TO PUNCH YOU

[runic yoke]

BECAUSE HES A FISH

[glossy fulcrum]

okey

u may

[glossy fulcrum]

but like he was human

[runic yoke]

BUT

HES

A

FISH

[glossy fulcrum]

hes basically just like a furyr

but fish

[worldly temple]

yall talking abt cracking a fish?

[glossy fulcrum]

no

[runic yoke]

HE IS

[worldly temple]

ts another level

[runic yoke]

NOT ME

[glossy fulcrum]

i mean

[gritty nest]

I have no idea what this word is

[glossy fulcrum]

he has aspects of a fish

[gritty nest]

Do you mean Fuhrer 😭

[glossy fulcrum]

but hes not a fish literally

[worldly temple]

Exactly

[glossy fulcrum]

furry

[glossy fulcrum]

ruh

[glossy fulcrum]

MONKEY!!!

[worldly temple]

huhhh

[runic yoke]

Thats what you are, srimky

[gritty nest]

Get this diddyblud off the plane

[glossy fulcrum]

no im a kitty

[runic yoke]

A filthy monkey who cant even use jujutsu

[glossy fulcrum]

i can use jujutsu

trust

[runic yoke]

No

[gritty nest]

We should lowk talk in off topic more as a group

[glossy fulcrum]

im actually like

[gritty nest]

Being able to send pictures is so much better oml

[glossy fulcrum]

top 3 strongest sorcerer of history

my tech lowkey broken

[clever hollow]

can't send gifs tho smh

[runic yoke]

Strongest of never

[gritty nest]

I know I know

[clever hollow]

i think they get blocked because they work through links

[glossy fulcrum]

top 0 actually

im just that goated

[runic yoke]

Top -1💔

[gritty nest]

No it’s specifically tenor

[glossy fulcrum]

most gif links dont work

if not all

[worldly temple]

dog jumpscare

cause i want to

[gritty nest]

Well yeah but most links in general work

See

[glossy fulcrum]

dorg

[gritty nest]

https://www.google.com

[glossy fulcrum]

wow google.com

[runic yoke]

Dinner…

[glossy fulcrum]

whats next

youtu.be

[worldly temple]

bed…

[glossy fulcrum]

https://www.youtube.com

wow

[gritty nest]

https://www.sesamestreet.com

[glossy fulcrum]

yourube

[craggy prairie]

hey I found this in my gallery

[runic yoke]

Never forget the website my friend made called “touchingdiddy.men”💔

[worldly temple]

i want to drop the link to that one web but idk

[glossy fulcrum]

oh

[gritty nest]

I’m going to send the most awesome link ever

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2379780/Balatro/

Steam

Balatro

Balatro is a poker-inspired roguelike deck builder all about creating powerful synergies and winning big.…

Price

$14.99

Recommendations

151270

Metacritic

90

[runic yoke]

OH MY GOD

[gritty nest]

Just kidding it’s actually fart.com

[glossy fulcrum]

https://devilmayquake.com

[runic yoke]

lol

[glossy fulcrum]

whaat

is it not.com

[runic yoke]

Son😭

[glossy fulcrum]

oh its just not https

mb

[runic yoke]

Yeah

You are bad

[glossy fulcrum]

it goes to ultrakills steam page

🙄

or it should

[gritty nest]

Do YouTube videos work?

[glossy fulcrum]

kid named finger

[gritty nest]

Here let me grab a link rq

https://youtu.be/ikFZLI4HLpQ?si=u_KxFfl0NStDx6ZZ

[runic yoke]

Me fr

[glossy fulcrum]

👀

[runic yoke]

https://youtu.be/3n5y7BYyvrg?si=3nNCZnCzckq4g6Kx

[gritty nest]

Mines better

[glossy fulcrum]

why did bob the builder build AM

[craggy prairie]

This french is 8 inches long- 000000luna once said

[glossy fulcrum]

is he stupid

[glossy fulcrum]

crazy

[gritty nest]

My name is Caine, I am your bitch.

[runic yoke]

Did you know that mesopotamian farming practices influenced the fortnite item shop?

[glossy fulcrum]

whar

t

[glossy fulcrum]

did you know that the big bang directly influenced this discord server

🤯

[gritty nest]

https://youtu.be/pVrH_-JGbro?si=I5ahSNhaLfJnyUu6

[glossy fulcrum]

ohh right

[runic yoke]

Did you know that || ||

[glossy fulcrum]

did u know that im a good boy

[runic yoke]

No

Im a visual Learner btw

[glossy fulcrum]

are we deadahh

[glossy fulcrum]

meow meow mrow mreow

[runic yoke]

Oooo

Nice

[glossy fulcrum]

:p

[runic yoke]

Me too twin

[glossy fulcrum]

pog

[runic yoke]

Ers

[gritty nest]

Try this link instead

https://youtu.be/HPBeXr4wVIw?si=xYTiZadAKSDAz8Qa

[runic yoke]

Twin…

[gritty nest]

Walmar

[glossy fulcrum]

worked

[glossy fulcrum]

what in the FLI

ck

[runic yoke]

Flick

[glossy fulcrum]

flick

[runic yoke]

Hahe

[glossy fulcrum]

:3

what the flick

[runic yoke]

Hehe

[glossy fulcrum]

wahaha

[runic yoke]

Mwahahaha

[glossy fulcrum]

gyah gyah gyah

[runic yoke]

Huh? Huh? Huh?

[gritty nest]

me when i have to shoot my dog because im bored

[glossy fulcrum]

me when i have to murder a famiy of 4 cuz im bored

[runic yoke]

Thank god i can shitpost

[gritty nest]

my kids banging on the car window begging to be let out as they burn in the sun

[glossy fulcrum]

plunder 8 billion sailors

[gritty nest]

alr let me find the images rq