🎙・server-chat

[vast forum]

damn

[toxic comet]

gng has localthunk ever talked about making sixth sense compatible with blueprint or brainstorm

[long atlas]

how would that even work

you can’t destroy a six twice

[void bison]

You cant kill something twice

[toxic comet]

I meant the creating spectral cards

[long atlas]

i get you mean two spectral cards

but the spectral comes from the 6

[toxic comet]

idk I just think it'd be neat to get more spectrals

[long atlas]

so you’d need 2 sixes rather than two 6th sense

[solemn elm]

which doesnt work

but 2 trading cards does give you $3 each

[long atlas]

exactly

[glad oriole]

meyow

[long atlas]

huh that’s weird

for some reason that kinda makes sense though

[glad oriole]

does it

[long atlas]

it shouldn’t because the desc for both is nearly structurally identical

[toxic comet]

and yet you can't copy the money bit

[glad oriole]

theyre worded similarly

[long atlas]

yeah almost exactly the same structurally

[glad oriole]

you cant copy anyway

either bti

incompatible

[long atlas]

if first - of round is -, destroy it and give -

[glad oriole]

lel

[quasi olive]

[void bison]

You can copy dna though

[solemn elm]

true

[long atlas]

dna don’t destroy things though

[void bison]

I read "thighs", "crushed", and "femboy" before that was snapped

[glad oriole]

you can create copies of a card as much as you like, but you cant destroy a card multiple times

[long atlas]

you can only kill a card once but you can clone it as much as you want

[glad oriole]

👀

[long atlas]

fuck you beat me to it

[glad oriole]

:3

[void bison]

Did no-one else see that

[long atlas]

i saw sum got snapped but i didn’t have time to read it

[glad oriole]

i didnt read any of it but i did see a message

[glad oriole]

for a record i do not condone this kind of speech in public server

s

[long atlas]

okay i read that one

[glad oriole]

whuchg

[long atlas]

for archival purposes:
egg (not me) writes: “I NEED A FEMBOY BOYFRIEND”

[austere ore]

Localthunk! Make the tutorial repeatable and my life is yours!

[long atlas]

your text has now been immortalized in the server forever

[quasi olive]

Yo??? Stop slandering me bruh

[glad oriole]

i mean, i get it, but this doesnt seem like the appropriate place

[quasi olive]

I am straight and have a wife

[glad oriole]

yknow, it isnt slander to call someone gay

unless youre homophobic of course

[void bison]

Your wife identifies as such right

[toxic stag]

I am lesbian :D

[long atlas]

agreed, gay is an outdated insult

[glad oriole]

i am a gay ass femboy

[quasi olive]

Probably

[long atlas]

you’re genuinely childish or literally a child if you use gay as an insult

[glad oriole]

literrally

[toxic stag]

I had ice cream

[glad oriole]

i used to use it as an insult
when i was a child and didnt know what it even meant

.^.

[quasi olive]

I did NOT say that though

[toxic comet]

it is kinda funny to call close friends that just as a purposefully childish insult tho

[void bison]

shut up fart smeller

[glad oriole]

you did

not word for word

[long atlas]

the concept was essentially the same

[quasi olive]

I did NOT say that I needed a femboy boyfriend

[toxic stag]

Sigh

No gifs

Shame

[glad oriole]

okay but it isnt slander to say you dod

did

that is what we in the industry call

"misinformation"

[gloomy fog]

Tfw you bet it all on Black

[toxic stag]

[toxic stag]

I was just following his advice

[glad oriole]

egg if youre gonna be freaky say it with your chest

(and probably get muted)

[long atlas]

don’t be a coward

[quasi olive]

Huh

[void bison]

I want a girlfriend

[toxic stag]

Can I be muted for 10 seconds

[glad oriole]

i mean you can deny it if you like

[long atlas]

silly. ALWAYS bet on red

[gloomy fog]

Talk in honeypot or no balls!

for legal reasons, this is a joke, do not.

[glad oriole]

i need a femboy boyfriend auugh

-_-

[long atlas]

welp i got banned what now

[void bison]

I just saw the xhat move for 1ms dude you need to give us a chance

[wary torrent]

hey folks

[glad oriole]

just like get not banned

:#

:3

[agile pawn]

server-chat

[wary torrent]

-# today we're back with more

[long atlas]

twas a sticker, those get insta deleted

[glad oriole]

today we're back with more gold stake balatro

[toxic stag]

Now beat balatro gold stake

[long atlas]

CHESS BATTLE ADVANCED

[gloomy fog]

Lmao

[toxic stag]

Using ceremonial dagger

[long atlas]

done next step

[wary torrent]

chess battle advanced

[void bison]

This really is 1984

[quasi olive]

I hate that fucking joker.

[void bison]

RISE UP FELLOW SRIMP

[wary torrent]

literally 1984

[glad oriole]

why though? you pair so well with it

[toxic stag]

I think there's trying to be a raid

[long atlas]

trying to get the sticker on the fella rn

[glad oriole]

boing

[gloomy fog]

Just kill an egg worth like $30

[quasi olive]

DON'T DO THAT

[quasi olive]

I like living

[glad oriole]

egg. your purpose is to be sold,

[long atlas]

oh no we can’t post clutter what a barbarity this denies our free speech

[toxic stag]

Kill gift card

[void bison]

60 multcis 0 mult

[glad oriole]

you like living well thats too damn bad isnt it

[wary torrent]

67 is a clearly inferior number compared to 57

[long atlas]

think of the temperance, think of the swash

[void bison]

How does it feel to live kneeling

[glad oriole]

me when i lie my ass off

[wary torrent]

and 66 is just as good

[gloomy fog]

puts ceremonial dagger to the left of @quasi olive

[long atlas]

ball, what’d you think of the episode

[glad oriole]

swash egg overrated as fuck

[quasi olive]

NO

[wary torrent]

ahem

[glad oriole]

two joker slots

for a decent +mult

[wary torrent]

absolute cinema

[toxic stag]

hands you a jupiter

[gloomy fog]

;)

[wary torrent]

but that isn't the only 57 i'm thinking of

[long atlas]

first time in a long time i a grown adult cried at a show

[long atlas]

itft?

[wary torrent]

one moment

[void bison]

57 years since last cba announcement

[quasi olive]

676767676767676767

[wary torrent]

what a quote i'm forwarding this

[toxic stag]

That's it I'm using crazed joker

[gloomy fog]

GET THE FUH

where’d i put that damn dagger??

[void bison]

I consent

[glad oriole]

siiiix seveeeen

w<

[wary torrent]

ahem

[toxic stag]

[wary torrent]

🔒 Message has been Redacted
-# 5757
-# 6KLJPWOLY 3WJVZNWJX 8AV 9ANJB 7YMNX 4BZLYZ 2UVD 5YT 10JLYAHPU 1INXHTWI 11RJXXFLJX. [12SLHYU 13RTWJ](#1075785224912392192 message)

[long atlas]

where’s thunk when we need him 🙏

[gloomy fog]

Commit an act of violence

[toxic stag]

In emojis

[gloomy fog]

against me

[toxic stag]

See

[wary torrent]

[glad oriole]

freaky

:3

[long atlas]

i c

[gloomy fog]

Because i do not want to live on this planet anymore

[toxic stag]

U

[gloomy fog]

[quasi olive]

My sell value is $67

[wary torrent]

5757

[quasi olive]

67

[void bison]

[long atlas]

p

[glad oriole]

six sevens you

[toxic stag]

[gloomy fog]

mmmmmm +134

[void bison]

6️⃣

[toxic stag]

:8:

[glad oriole]

urrrm, egg cant sell for 67 though

extremely loud incorrect buzzer

[long atlas]

gift card!

[void bison]

Gift Card shenanigans

[glad oriole]

it cAN if you have liquidation

no gifcard needd

[void bison]

you know what else is liquid

[quasi olive]

⁶🤷⁷

[void bison]

water

[toxic stag]

LIQUID

[glad oriole]

me

melts

[toxic stag]

I will put you in a fountain

[long atlas]

insert mgs gif

[glad oriole]

nooo

[gloomy fog]

⁨⁨⁨🔒 Message hidden⁩⁩⁩
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[wary torrent]

5757
25NSYJWKJWC 26EEEE

[glad oriole]

metal gear liquid

[void bison]

This server is 1984

[long atlas]

i learned a few days ago that liquidation lowers joker sell value i genuinely had no clue abt that

[toxic stag]

WHAT DI YOY MEAN

[void bison]

fuck

[toxic stag]

WHAT

[void bison]

I swear to god

[long atlas]

copy pasta guys

[glad oriole]

-# its not real

[void bison]

The chat filters get more restrictive by the day

[long atlas]

they just joshin around

[gloomy fog]

Get fkn trolled nerds

Lmao

[toxic stag]

I'm gonna cerenonial dagger myself iswtg

[glad oriole]

balator mfs so gullible

this game needs to lie more

[wary torrent]

5757
30AOL 31QCCJQCCCP

[long atlas]

ture

[toxic stag]

No just me

[void bison]

Like it's some kind of

[long atlas]

matador and wheel are enough lying

[void bison]

Demon Bluff

[toxic stag]

I'm really dumb so I bring the average down

[glad oriole]

truth nuke followed by a liedrogen bomb

i had hope you wouldnt say this jandom

[quasi olive]

Meow

[glad oriole]

nyaa~

[long atlas]

wheel is secretly a 1/16 lying as a 1/4

[glad oriole]

wrond

thunk said so

its 1 in 4

youre just bad at statistics

[long atlas]

maybe SHES just bad at statistics

[toxic stag]

We need green joker

[glad oriole]

whos SHE

[long atlas]

i have good news

[glad oriole]

we can finally be bees

[long atlas]

the WHEEL of course

[toxic stag]

Does he make a card green

[void bison]

Thunk is a woman?

[glad oriole]

no

[toxic stag]

Thunk is local

[long atlas]

(s)he could be

[toxic stag]

[glad oriole]

can you not

[long atlas]

thank yew

[void bison]

Oh my bad

[glad oriole]

egg cowering in fear again

[toxic stag]

I say

Egg may be cooked

[void bison]

boiled even

[glad oriole]

like some king of... over easy

[toxic stag]

Scrambled

[long atlas]

fried

[toxic stag]

He's in some kind of sunny sude up

[void bison]

Poached

[toxic stag]

Devil egg

[void bison]

Grilled

[glad oriole]

he's in some king of... soft boiled

[toxic stag]

12 more

[glad oriole]

who tf grilsl their eggs

[long atlas]

it’s like he’s in some king of… snow boiled

[long atlas]

wtf

[void bison]

Pee-Wee Herman

[long atlas]

rip he was goated

[toxic stag]

Microwave egg

[long atlas]

💥

[toxic stag]

Metal egg

[void bison]

no he wasnt

[toxic stag]

It got the metal cap

[void bison]

mb didn't mean to ping

[long atlas]

let me rephrase, childhood me thought he was funny

[wary torrent]

5757
32SLEEEEHJR 33CC 34EEE

[void bison]

Yeah hes funny alright

[toxic stag]

61

[void bison]

6

1

[quasi olive]

67676767676767676767676767

⁶🤷⁷

[long atlas]

i’m gonna egg until he

prepare to get poached buster

[wary torrent]

5757
18WOKRYQHC 38BA 08CBA

[glad oriole]

depravity

[twin prairie]

yall chill with the spam

[long atlas]

the dagger is coming for ya

[glad oriole]

our brains are shrinking?!

hello moderator

how are you today

[wary torrent]

i should stop with the 5757

[long atlas]

maybe

[quasi olive]

Our brains are 67

[toxic stag]

[long atlas]

oh my godddd please no more

genuine pea brain behavior

egg brained one could say

[glad oriole]

this egg such a troll

gruh

[long atlas]

a joker some could say…

[glad oriole]

a shame to eggs arounf the world

[quasi olive]

I am a joker

Egg Joker

[glad oriole]

say that again..

[warm nebula]

What's up

[glad oriole]

haai i ^w^

[long atlas]

yooooo what up fide

[glad oriole]

why up

[toxic stag]

Who up

[long atlas]

shut it

when up

[warm nebula]

Nothing much

[glad oriole]

where up

:3

[warm nebula]

Is this server official? Like, it's localthunk here? Jaksjaks

[glad oriole]

yes that would be me

frfr

[warm nebula]

Oh hi Mr thunk

First name local

[long atlas]

yea he pops his head in every now and then

[toxic stag]

Yes, together we are balatro

[glad oriole]

im not actually thunk that was an evil lie and im sorry

my act of treachery will not go unpunished

thunk is here tho

[long atlas]

no more blue for you.

[glad oriole]

been a minute since hes chatted but he does do that sometimes

[toxic stag]

They hold competitions

[glad oriole]

aw dang

[toxic stag]

When are we getting chris pratt joker smh

[warm nebula]

Wasn't like here where he revealed a teaser forthe next Cavendish update?

Or was it in another server

[long atlas]

he’s been mia for a bit, probably taking some time away

[glad oriole]

they already have mario in some cryptid addon

[long atlas]

that’s here hold on lemme forward it

[glad oriole]

there was a teaser but it didnt involve cavendish

a different banana

[toxic stag]

[warm nebula]

It's a weird way to phrase it but would be crazy to see the message in person lmaoo

[toxic stag]

Green banana

[twin prairie]

how do y'all feel about potentially having a run-discussion channel and a game-discussion channel?

[glad oriole]

hm

liike

[warm nebula]

Oh it's the banana lore expanding in the next update??!? 😳

[long atlas]

what’s the difference?

[twin prairie]

one for discussion of the game and it's mechanics, and one for run specific help and discussion

[glad oriole]

game discussion reporpused to be only for discussing the game in general instead of specific runs

[toxic stag]

We need a wheel of fortune channel

[twin prairie]

since that was kind of the intent for this channel

[glad oriole]

porpused

[gloomy fog]

Would be optimal, considering the traffic

[glad oriole]

im so good at spelling

[warm nebula]

Like a help line when u don't know what to do

[toxic stag]

Isn't that dolphin

[glad oriole]

i think that could be a good idea

[long atlas]

idk i feel like one channel is pretty fine for it because run discussion would lead into debates and thus mechanic discussions

[glad oriole]

sometimes i be discussing or arguing and some bozo pops in asking for help with their run

which is fine but it can be a tad disruptive

[twin prairie]

Yeah, we've consistently thought that theres a bit of redundance with #🎙・server-chat #🕹・game-discussion and #🃏・off-topic and a lot of overlap, and this might help. Since often when #🕹・game-discussion is really quick and moving fast, people end up moving to here

[long atlas]

so the way i see it
#🎙・server-chat is general
#🃏・off-topic is server chat with images
#🕹・game-discussion is off topic but with mainly run discussion

i think we could benefit from a split lowk

[twin prairie]

this is the pinned message in Game Discussion

but no one really follows it, and it's from before the game "blew up" and the server got big

[long atlas]

because sometimes there’s a lot of fighting in #🕹・game-discussion when it some poor people are overshadowed by “bloodstone sucks” this or “rebate good” that fights

[twin prairie]

the idea is to kind of make the above photo more intuitive because thunk likes #🎙・server-chat

[twin prairie]

entirely my thought process

keep all the "chicot bad" discussion for one channel

[long atlas]

then yes i’d say a split is necessary

[glad oriole]

chicot good though

grah

[twin prairie]

obviously some discussion will overlap, and some things might need to move from one channel to the other, but then at least it's proactive in promoting the conversation

[long atlas]

there would be benefits from moderating the new game discussion more heavily too as the fights get so annoying and genuinely make me mad

[twin prairie]

also, whenever 1.1 drops, it will probably be better for overall conversations

[glad oriole]

ja

[long atlas]

i’m dipping once 1.1 drops

[twin prairie]

same

/joke

[glad oriole]

i am not

[long atlas]

actually would yall need help moderating when it drops? because i could probably help with that

[glad oriole]

gotta reach 200k somehow

;3

i could help with moderating cuz im so active

but i have been banned before

[twin prairie]

I don't think we are currently looking, but I got on the team from applications that happened about a year ago I think

so applications might come out again, i don't decide that

[glad oriole]

alrighty

[long atlas]

sick im sure there will be more applications before/as 1.1 releases

[glad oriole]

does having a ban on my record like blacklist me from mod position qwq

[long atlas]

silly question i assume no and this doesn’t change my stance but do yall get paid

[twin prairie]

I think most of the team is volunteers. I am

[glad oriole]

yea most discord mods are unpaid

[long atlas]

i assumed so

[twin prairie]

Yeah in the grand scheme, probably.

I have a few friends who work for moderation companies though, so those do exist.

[long atlas]

no glaze i appreciate discord mods in general they get a bad rap but they keep the servers clean

[glad oriole]

i dont doubt some are paid but most arent from what ibe seen

[long atlas]

alright fiance got home night yall have a good day/night/whatever time it is

[obtuse snow]

smallpox

[warm nebula]

Why so many Bulgarian reactions in the FAQ lool

[glad oriole]

more transgender reactions

smh

[fickle flicker]

Joker

[glad oriole]

yes

:3

[warm nebula]

I don't get it

Oooooooo green white and red

Bruh

[glad oriole]

me when someone asks me which colors best represent christmas

[warm nebula]

Bulgaria is the Christmas country yay 🇧🇬

Maybe that's where Santa hides

Yoooo somebody should make a legendary joker that is just Santa

[sweet herald]

Food joker, milk and cookies

Idk what it’s buff would be though

[toxic stag]

He hides in the UK

Because labour here sucks

So it's cheap

[small oxide]

We need a new joker. It’s called the slave Joker basically every time you play a flush five you get times 20 multiplier but for the rest of the run, you become damaged and don’t get any credit for face cards.

[verbal bison]

I think we replace ceremonial dagger with a hungry man

[sweet herald]

That’s me

I’m hungry

[small osprey]

eating sound effect when it triggers

lasts for like a minute straight and its highly uncomfortable

[prisma idol]

violent cough HI HUNGRY IM DAD

[sonic cypress]

wait i havent checked this server in a while, whats up with the ceremonial dagger channel-

[prisma idol]

That's to catch any spam bots

If you say a message in that channel it bans you

And since spam bots put messages in every channel

It smites the bot

[tropic spear]

why do people use the 20$ debt joker guys

i forgot its name

[remote sequoia]

Credit card?

[remote sequoia]

I guess because it make you can instantly buy something important that may save your run, i don't really sure either cause i ever use it only once

[tropic spear]

like idk what is the point of losing 20$ INSTANTLY

[remote sequoia]

It doesn't work like that, it make your money can go to minus 20, like, if you want to buy joker that cost 10 dollar, but you had 5, you can buy it but now you have -5 dollar

[tropic spear]

now there's a point

i read its description and i think that it take away 20$ from ur saving

[sonic cypress]

ohhh wait thats lowk really clever

[remote sequoia]

That's a really good troll mod idea

[prisma idol]

Credit card in the buffoon pack 😋

[amber rune]

Is Thunk still active here or did he stop regularly talking

[white palm]

guys are there any flaw of using burglar

[twin lion]

you lose your discards?

[white palm]

i mean i can throw the cards away when i dun want and still get pts?

[twin lion]

discards do more than throw away cards you don't want

[white palm]

like what

[twin lion]

some mechanics (purple seals, some jokers, ...) rely on discards

[solemn elm]

yeah but you cant use discard effects* and youre forced to use hands which matters for boss blinds like Eye, Mouth, Ox, Tooth, etc

[white palm]

Ohhhh

thx guys

btw

i got a card named carnio?

is it good

[twin lion]

its great

[white palm]

i dun understand how it works

do i need to use tarot card to destroy face card?

[twin lion]

when you destroy a face card it gains x1 mult

[twin lion]

tarots, trading card, glass, immolate, ...

[meager glade]

i hope you dont get canio cursed 🙏

[white palm]

but it multiple my whole multiplier right?

[white palm]

wym

[meager glade]

yeah its xmult

[twin lion]

wdym

[meager glade]

basically once you pick it up everything that can destroy face cards magically disappears

[twin lion]

it adds 1 to your canio's xmult counter

[meager glade]

sometimes

[white palm]

i mean

when i trigger some card with multiply ability it js add the numbers onto it

like when i have 2 joker it is 8+8

[fleet jasper]

yes

[meager glade]

8+8 then x3 of that if you place it rightmost

[fleet jasper]

yeah place it on the far right to get the highest score

[white palm]

are there any other cards like this

[meager glade]

most of xmults

[white palm]

whats a xmult

[fleet jasper]

play the game more

[meager glade]

cards that multiply your mult

like canio

canio isnt unique to doing that

[fleet jasper]

stuff like x3

or x2.25

again though play the game more

[meager glade]

true...

[prisma idol]

Why must photochad appear in the shop every single time

[placid turret]

[cloud rain]

divine intervention

it would be sinful to refuse

[gleaming trellis]

The 1 in 1000 chance is FIRE

[whole flame]

until it actually hits that 1 in 1000 and it dies on you

[gleaming trellis]

ye lol

[solemn elm]

happened to me 5 times

[dreamy jackal]

I think we should develop a disease to wipe out the Cavendish so that the market will have to pick a new banana breed to sell. And that new banana breed can be a new joker card.

[void bison]

mf thats already happening

[obsidian thistle]

balaro is one of the games of all time

[obsidian thistle]

so basically on the left of your screen you see the red and blue thingies. they're chips and mult. chips blue mult red (chips x mult)

• mult ADDS the number to your mult (red box number)
  x mult MULTIPLIES the number in the red box by the number in the xmult.

[wispy knot]

What if we sacrificed a random player and turned them into a joker

[obsidian thistle]

do a giveaway and the winner gets banned + turned into a new joker

[obsidian thistle]

so xmult op +mult earlygame

🤯

mind blown

[obsidian thistle]

gigachad

2 common jokers

one of the easier builds to make unseeded

[long atlas]

hello i am a joker

thus the blue role

we don’t need more there’s already a lot

[grave socket]

I died to the fish playing pairs because I was stupid, it was totally winnable too

relying on playing a pair and having blackboard

[long atlas]

w strat

[frozen storm]

hello 🙂

i love balatro

[fading agate]

hello 🙂

i love balatro

[long atlas]

hello 🙂

i love balatro

[warm vault]

hello 🙂

i love balatro

[spring escarp]

hello 🙂
i love balatro

[scenic cliff]

hello 🙂

i love balatro

[edgy heath]

hi guys

how to get spades role

[long atlas]

channels and roles, should be below server guide

[edgy heath]

bet

how to get joker role

nice

[long atlas]

do a cool/helpful thing for the community and thunk hand selects you to be joker

[edgy heath]

oh thats sick

whatd u do

[long atlas]

id a new easter egg on smeared

[edgy heath]

wym

[long atlas]

it’s solely cosmetic so there’s no special permission but it’s still cool

[edgy heath]

oh what was it

[long atlas]

i found an easter egg on new smeared joker art, it says joker now!

[edgy heath]

OH

tuff

[long atlas]

darn right

[swift bane]

good morning

what a nice sunday

[opaque shard]

I'm going to kiss Yorick

[sullen peak]

if one wanted to get a legit jimbo plushie how would one locate one since 99% of the ones on ebay are fake methinks

[wispy knot]

Computer, show me kiryu and majima holding hands

Without gloves

[real sundial]

my sis found this cup that kinda looks like a joker?

its on my phone but i dont think localthunk would add it

[long atlas]

official playstack store

[sullen peak]

oh i’m an idiot

[sullen peak]

well it’s out anyway

[long atlas]

then if you’re buying secondhand just have a good eye

not sure how often the store restocks but it’s a lot easier then spending money on bootlegs imo and it officially supports the game

[sullen peak]

the thing that’s tipping me off is they’re all like 20 bucks and usually makeships are 50 trillion bucks on ebay

[sullen peak]

if buying officially was an option i would but currently it isn’t lol

[long atlas]

fair enough

[sullen peak]

best i can do i think is just do the bring it back thing but even then the likelihood may be slim

who knows maybe the big thunk’ll run it back in 2035

[long atlas]

i’d be shocked if it wasn’t run back when 1.1 comes out

[sullen peak]

true actually

[long atlas]

most suspect it’s gonna come out this year/early next year, so if you have the patience

[sullen peak]

yeah i spose

speaking of 1.1 did anyone see the ps5 “leak” thing

idk if you’re allowed to talk ab those here but like

just interesting concept

[long atlas]

no i have not heard of it

reddit search time

[sullen peak]

i saw it on insta i think but essentially ppl reported seeing a new banner for ps5 where you could see negative cards

if i can guess it probably means you could make 6 card hands which would be really cool

however again it’s a “leak” and i don’t know the validity of it

[long atlas]

thunk has stated he is against 6 card hands so i doubt that

[sullen peak]

oh i see

fair nuff

wonder what that’s all about then

prob fake but idk looked convincing enough lol

[long atlas]

i mean it’s not hard, thunk said negatives are just filters which i’m sure you could mod to apply to cards

ALTHOUGH there was stuff playstack official posted prerelease that had a negative king, so i’m sure that it was a planned thing that got scrapped, so maybe they’re revisiting ideas

[gloomy fog]

If you every feel like your machines are weak, just remember, that your phone has the power of 1000 or more Nintendo 64 consoles in a casing that’s smaller than the cartridge that stored the games

It’s not your machine, it’s anti consumer developer practices

[ornate depot]

i've tried to find this a couple times and can't seem to find it

[sullen peak]

i think that’s what i saw

[sullen peak]

i got nothin i forgot to save it

nvm nvm

[long atlas]

it was pre release or likely a beta build

[tawny brook]

Suggested channel: ceremonial dagger

[ornate depot]

there is an promotional pic for the special edition on consoles with a sliver of art I do not recognize at all

[sullen peak]

no like it was a thing on the ps5 home menu

and it was a deck view and it was a negative king of hearts iirc

[long atlas]

if multiple people report seeing it it give a chance for skepticism but if it’s just one person who had an image spread around that’s probably false

[sullen peak]

i didn’t do any further investigation but i’m 99% sure the post said multiple ppl saw it

[long atlas]

my mindset for leaks is ‘assume it’s fake, keep it in the back of your mind just in case’

[sullen peak]

🤝

same here

would post the gif but no perms 😢

[sacred fulcrum]

[sacred fulcrum]

i gotchu

[sullen peak]

ty

[placid turret]

pretty sure it would just increase hand size, nothing more

[ornate depot]

which would be baller as frick as the youth say

[placid turret]

True...

[ornate depot]

an edition for hand size would be very fun but admittedly it's a lot more important for late game/endless which the game is definitely not prioritizing

for good reason (speaking as an endless player)

an edition for retriggering, though,,,,,,,,,

[umbral hazel]

I'm jonkling it 👁‍🗨

[rugged zealot]

vergas

[signal surge]

albert

[ornate depot]

well said, albert

[lost vector]

Is this a plague inc emoji

[grand mural]

son😭 😭

[azure blade]

Long live srimp

[bitter steeple]

The infection spreads

[glad oriole]

gotta get that air transmission

[last ore]

Millions must mult

[hard obsidian]

How to beat jokerless

[long atlas]

planets

[hard obsidian]

Yeah but its still not enough

[long atlas]

arcana too

and pray to rnjesus

[hard obsidian]

Which

Lucky?

[long atlas]

either lucky or mult

if you have red seals glass em

you’re gonna need blue seals though

[hard obsidian]

And which planets?

I go for straights

[long atlas]

whichever hand you want, preferably higher hands like f5 or 5oak

[hard obsidian]

Nahh i dont deck fix

[long atlas]

then you aren’t beating jokerless

[hard obsidian]

homeless

[long atlas]

you need deckfixing for it bruv

[long atlas]

please jimbo i need this

[solemn elm]

you have 3.5x as many tarots in the shop slots

you should deckfix

[long atlas]

jus sayin you’re not gonna get far without deckfixing, it’s essential for the game

this isn’t just jokerless this is in general

[hard obsidian]

Which card numbers should i use

[long atlas]

there’s 4 of each so kinda whichever you want

probably higher ones though like faces or aces

[hard obsidian]

What about the plant

[long atlas]

reroll

[hard obsidian]

The mark

[long atlas]

lock in

[hard obsidian]

Did u beat jokerless

[long atlas]

homeless

and yes

[opaque scroll]

🍔 🤴 🦶 🥬

[analog fiber]

Now I look back at this game and

Ever since I started playing on my 10 years old Mac instead of my laptop

I’m kinda sad I can’t play this game anymore

Yet I’m still in this server

[analog fiber]

Yes.

[fading agate]

Ew 4chan user

[opaque scroll]

what?

[sweet herald]

number 15

[fading agate]

If you bought it on steam then, can't you play on any other device?

[fading agate]

That meme originates from that website, 4chan.

Sorry for being too literal

[opaque scroll]

ew

[solemn elm]

the meme was very popular outside of 4chan

[fading agate]

I know but I got called a 4chan addict when I talked about it

[sweet herald]

the last thing you want on your Burger King burger is someone’s foot fungus

[fading agate]

Weird people

[opaque scroll]

i remember watching the og yt video

[fading agate]

Mushroom special

What is the highest ante y'all ever reached

[solemn elm]

62

[fading agate]

Mine is 7

[fading agate]

Isn't that far beyond naninf?

[solemn elm]

yes

[fading agate]

I remember roffle lite reached 34 or something and he couldn't progress

[solemn elm]

it was ante 39

[fading agate]

Then how did you do that

[solemn elm]

there's one specific bug

[fading agate]

The Mr bones one?

[solemn elm]

yes

[fading agate]

Ah

I really envy those with 3 digit hours on balatro

Unemployed bozos

[verbal bison]

Oh..

No one saw that right..

[solemn elm]

3 digit hours...

i have 4 digit hours

[verbal bison]

BEAT EM

[verbal bison]

WHAT !!!

[fading agate]

I saw a glimpse of a photo

[solemn elm]

i have over 1000 hours

[sweet herald]

Me who has 030+ hours in Balatro 😎

[verbal bison]

It deleted my sticker

[sweet herald]

You can’t post stickers

[fading agate]

Huh

[solemn elm]

because theyre not allowed in this channel

[fading agate]

I saw a woman

[verbal bison]

🙂‍↕️

[fading agate]

HEY

what is that anyway

[verbal bison]

Its jst them laughing

I love gifs and sticker

[fading agate]

Ah ok

[verbal bison]

S

[solemn elm]

there's a honeypot channel if you want to get banned /gen

[sweet herald]

I have an infinite number of digit hours in Balatro
You can put so many zeroes before the number

[fading agate]

Seriously though any tips I can improve immediately because my time is tight

So far 43 hours

[verbal bison]

🥹

[sweet herald]

Win

[verbal bison]

I think it moght be ur strategy

[fading agate]

Tone tags.... Haven't seen these in a looong while

[solemn elm]

dont skip blinds.
interest is key; get up to $25 as early as you can.

[fading agate]

Omg how didn't I know

[solemn elm]

autism be damned

[fading agate]

Props to @sweet herald for fixing my long lasting issue

[verbal bison]

LEMONNING can i see ur card stats

[sweet herald]

You’re welcome

Wrong reply oops

[fading agate]

I don't have my PC on me

[fading agate]

It's ok

[fading agate]

"Money money!"

• Mr krabs

[verbal bison]

How long have u been stuck on ante 7

😨

[ornate depot]

chat my job is getting in the way of playing balatro at work

[grave pelican]

Meow

[quartz stag]

#ceremonial-dagger ?

[ornate depot]

scambots will randomly say things in any public channel. that channel is meant to trap them by banning anything that says things there

[ornate depot]

profile checks out

[grave pelican]

Meow 2

[ornate depot]

my god

he's done it

[grave pelican]

The Meow 3: Reckoning

[ornate depot]

absolutely huge if true,,,

[cold idol]

smart

[obtuse snow]

i hope jax dies

[ornate depot]

my husband will be inconsolable if that was to happen

[small oxide]

guys look at this i think i lost my run... #🃏・off-topic message

[slim junco]

Preciso de amigos Br viciados em balatro 😭💔

[nova shore]

0

[slim junco]

😓

[nova shore]

and @left glade

[slim junco]

Ohhhh

[nova shore]

im here since, 2 years i think?

youre the 9 br xd

[slim junco]

People aren't big fans of balatro

[nova shore]

just the br part tbh

almost 15% of the server can speak spanish xd

[slim junco]

I thought this game had more Russians.

[nova shore]

welll tbh yes

french too, for some reason xd

[slim junco]

@left glade você e o único Br aqui você joga balatro ? 🙏

[slim junco]

I didn't know

[warm jetty]

Does @vital tendon know about this

[nova shore]

who

[warm jetty]

How do I answer your question

I already tagged him
That’s him

[nova shore]

where

[vital tendon]

Know about what?

[tawdry glen]

yall play geometry dash?

[quasi olive]

[next current]

whats up fellas

i think i boosted balatro

i love balatro

[wise mountain]

I love Balatro too

[obtuse snow]

i hate balatro i think its an awful game and thunk should be ashamed. i mean, really - only one type of noodle-based joker? just ramen? where's spaghetti? tortellini? pennelini? do better, fraudthunk

[summer ruin]

me too canio

[next current]

[summer ruin]

I am, perk and stuff

[flint copper]

Italian centrism strikes again

[barren violet]

Eae mano

[slim junco]

AEEEE

[barren violet]

Pior que entrei só pela tag, mas fui olhar o chat só de meme e boom

Vi tua mensagem

[slim junco]

Tu não joga balatro ?

[barren violet]

Jogo sim po

Digo que entrei pela tag pra fazer perfil de balatro

[slim junco]

Ata

Queria alguém pra jogar

Conversar sobre

[barren violet]

Po, to ai caso queira conversar, eu até jogaria contigo mas infelizmente tenho só mobile pra jogar

[slim junco]

Dboa

Acho que tem como

Rlx

[long atlas]

hey folks, keep it in english please

idk how to say that without it sounding racist that’s not the intent but the rules are english only

[little moat]

[wise mountain]

Egg

[summer ruin]

damn thats like an egg man

[sharp cliff]

egg swashbuckler fans when i show them green joker:

[long atlas]

mid vs better mid

groker is better than eggswash for the sole reason of eggswash takes up 2 slots

plus eggswash only gains 3 end of round, whereas groker can get up to 4, excluding hand number modifications

it’s simple people

[sharp cliff]

groker is s...

[small hamlet]

Not only they were not speaking in english, but using the world's cringiest language

[mellow summit]

should I speak in #ceremonial-dagger

[small hamlet]

Yeah

[sweet herald]

Hey listen
Green Joker helped me get my first IRL Balatro win green joker is the goat

I love grimbo

I had a grimbo burglar combo and that went crazy

[crisp robin]

Yo

[glad oriole]

miau

[flint copper]

Ew cishet male

You think you’re special or some shit?

[glad oriole]

what 😭

oh nvm it says it in his bio

"rare" bruh you're the least "rare" thing in existence

[fickle junco]

real grimbo is my favourite joker (not fo winnig runs)

[royal temple]

I had Buffoon Pack in mind as a name for the honeypot. But Ceremonial Dagger fits much better 🔪

[sweet herald]

Those bots should’ve used a Mr bones smh

[tidal bloom]

Card

[wise bloom]

dude must be on discord too much, we are not rare at all in real life

[verbal bison]

"Cishet" is so corny icl 💔

If theyre tryna be demeaning ofc

[timber marten]

But dagger can kill bones

Bots should get the eternal sticker instead

[midnight moon]

[warm jetty]

Is it possible for British people to be right handed even though they drive on the left side of the road

[agile pawn]

cishet people are actually going extinct because the GAYS (pretend that the word gays looks like hellish firey text for dramatic effect) are converting them. these damn woke people i'm going to sleep now i don't want to be woke

[glossy pelican]

does anyonr have a co7ple assorted things within reach

[flint copper]

White heart reaction spooked me for a second

What is this, some kind of ghost salt?

[glad oriole]

you right, everyone and i mean everyone is turning gay as a result of the covid vaccine

they say it was to cure the sickness but itw as actually to inject the fruitiness into them

[flint copper]

Will humanity just die then

[jagged wing]

I agree

[jagged wing]

I became homosexual because John covid vaccine stabbed me

[flint copper]

Bro come back

You’re getting cooked so hard

[tropic spire]

My dumbahh thought i was in game discussion 😭 🙏

[alpine ice]

Everything is dying anyways

[grave pelican]

Meow

[long atlas]

folks why are/were we cooking someone for being cishet

if we’re not being satire (cannot tell the tone of the convo, but i’m taking it at face value and saying we’re not) then that’s just genuine heterophobia

[mortal iris]

[tawny bluff]

Ceremonial dagger channel name is so peak

[foggy snow]

i’m watching nl and he gets x1.5 mult per planet card with perkeo

can someone explain?

why are the planet cards giving him mult

[fleet jasper]

I think people forget there’s more to a game than gameplay

[fleet jasper]

search up what observatory does !

[light beacon]

observatory kinda sucks without perkeo ngl

[raven ice]

i dont have school today, my brother walks in my room wakes me up and says "youre so late" then he got mad at me for calling him a dick

[charred gate]

#pranked

[acoustic flicker]

i wonder if the legendary jokers were a mystery on launch and the whole community was moving like columbus to find those

[twin lion]

its 2.25x/3.375x mult if you fill your consumables

kinda ass man

[light beacon]

Thinking about it more I think it's also good if you have blue seals

It's just kind of a pain in the butt to get planet cards in your inventory without them/perkeo

the fool ig but that only gets you one

[ionic hinge]

You know you can put planet cards into your inventory from the shop right?

[supple summit]

Hello

[ionic hinge]

And then you just need Blue seal or a fool to get the other two filled up but that's already basically a polychrome when you have observatory

[wheat cove]

Guys what does the suit rank do? Like teams, or just something in your name

[supple summit]

As a newcomers i think they exist solely because of gang wars

Suitist

Racist but uhhhh suit

[wheat cove]

Im diamonds couse most of my flush runs are diamonds

[wheat cove]

Thats kinda odd that localthunk lets this in

[supple summit]

I like clubs because of “Alice in Borderland” where clubs represent a challenge that requires teamwork

[supple summit]

Localthunk probably called it stupid things like “self expression” and “diversity”

Too positive!!1!

[wheat cove]

(idk how but almost all of my sigil spectrals gives diamonds, its like a loaded dice)

[wheat cove]

Yeah

[supple summit]

I always devil random diamond cards because uhhhhh diamond is expensive

Diamond is the money suit

The businessman suit

Like that tv show

Suits

It really SUITS them hehe

[wheat cove]

Bro, im brazilian, the "diamond suit" in brazil is caled "gold suit", im nit even kidding

[wheat cove]

Yeah

[supple summit]

Interesting

[wheat cove]

If you translate "diamond suit" -> "naipe de ouros"
If you translate "ouros" -> "golds"

[supple summit]

Oh that reminds me

I gotta buy my dad a birthday gift

A 1g gold ingot lmao

[vital ferry]

I got probation on tboi server so now im here
Also yo whats up

[vast geyser]

hi guys

[wheat cove]

And rough gem is diamonds econ

[supple summit]

I guess you could say you hit rock bottom

[vital ferry]

Yuhhhh twin

[vital ferry]

Yo whats up

[vast geyser]

not much

but i literally won rn with the stupidest jokers

[supple summit]

Im guessing uhhhhhhh flowerpot?

[vast geyser]

it was rocket, stone, marble, photograph, baseball card

i dont even know how i did it

[supple summit]

😌

[vast geyser]

my hands were filled with stones

[supple summit]

Plasma deck?

[vast geyser]

nah blue deck

[obtuse snow]

stone joker is goated

[supple summit]

Damn

[vast geyser]

also i got lucky with a voucher that guarantees planet card for your most played hand

[unreal dragon]

Idk who to thank but I had a pirated copy of Balatra and made some progress (unlocked a couple cards and jokers). Decided to buy it on Steam since its on sale and I thought my progress would be gone but somehow it carried over from the pirated version. Now I can keep playing on the legit copy 🙏

[supple summit]

A polychrome stone card should be called a mineral

[vast geyser]

because a pirated version's save files and steam's save files are in the same place

and thats like for every game that i have ever played

[supple summit]

Having five makes hank schrader appear in the room for 0.7 seconds

[supple summit]

Oh cool

[unreal dragon]

Thats actually good imo

[vast geyser]

it would be harder for pirated versions to make their own storing place for savefiles

[unreal dragon]

I think its also gives some motivation to buy legit copy after some progress since you are not losing it

[supple summit]

Paradoxically being the least rare person in the world is still a rare feat itself

[flint copper]

Look at the context and you’ll realize how dumb that statement is

[ornate depot]

play nice, kids

oh wait we're dunking on the straights

my bad

[supple summit]

Cruelty

[flint copper]

Undergoing mental gymnastics so severe you’re completely unintelligible

Gotcha

[waxen sluice]

Hi chat I just wanted to ask smth

Are the blind symbols based off of anything?

Like did they exist before drawn into Balatro or were they just completely original

[ornate depot]

yes, they're based on macedonian runes I believe

ah

phoenecian

my apologies

[waxen sluice]

Nope, all good

Thank you

[river iron]

Display driver died

[vast geyser]

[wise mountain]

[obtuse snow]

[static sand]

hello

[analog fiber]

It’s too old

But it runs better.

So maybe it’s a good thing.

[obsidian thistle]

[timber marten]

Holy heck I saw ceremonial dagger kill a bot in real time

What's the sell value of a bot

[agile pawn]

$1

[timber marten]

So the dagger has 68 mult rn

[fading agate]

Gains $1 per 10% increase in Nvidia stock prices

[vernal night]

how many of yall actually got completionist+ or ++

[long atlas]

quite a few of us actually

i am not one, i’m currently working towards + rn

it’s gonna be a looong while till i get ++

[placid turret]

🦞

[dense lantern]

#ceremonial-dagger is crazy

[dense lantern]

i have C+ working on C++

[sinful sage]

Anyone play on Xbox?

[oblique isle]

At least it’s not hanged man

[tepid radish]

Where do i get a gallery of jokers with editions applied

[fathom minnow]

Years ago m8

[ornate depot]

my god, it's the ||(gothic)|| lord ||(uk)||

[vernal night]

unc

bro went to school with ancient joker

did you make petroglyph

were you there for the carving of the obelisk

[fathom minnow]

When I started, the stone cards had markings on them, but they've all been worn smooth with time

[vernal night]

were the lucky cards clean A4 paper

[sinful sage]

Bro is jimbo💔

[fathom minnow]

The glass cards were just sand

[ionic hinge]

I ate my pair of sunglasses

[sinful sage]

What should I build my deck around this run?

[vernal night]

WEE

WEE JOKER

-#

him

[harsh lake]

hi chat

[oblique isle]

Bye gunshot

((It’s aimed at you))

[amber rune]

Are any of yall in the yaoi discord

[ornate depot]

i-

can you just ask that? is that allowed?

[harsh lake]

!

[quick cypress]

It’s a server about a “poker” game
It’s all in

[solemn elm]

do i count myself twice or is it boolean

[vernal night]

boolean

[solemn elm]

aw shucks

still 0

Ive been lying this whole time

[blazing pewter]

hello everyone

[opaque shard]

Hi Jax

[blazing pewter]

How are you

?

[boreal heath]

balatro

[rigid night]

OR, not XOR

[sweet herald]

Hello Balala server

[ornate depot]

hello daisy rainlight

[sweet herald]

How are yall doing on this Monday

[quaint hollow]

surviving wbu?

[sweet herald]

just got to work and I’m already so tired

Like eepy tired

[neat gull]

sleep on the job /j

[placid turret]

hello jimbcord

im procrastinating

[flint mortar]

can you guys add some bangers to my playlist
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/57Kw22MRP8KCyHh5Q2xiL6?si=c8ded1bf49ea43c7&pt=cf1b815ec79d82b0012cb47cbe13f907

[sweet herald]

I work with airplanes that would be a bad idea lmfao

[neat gull]

I remember hearing that before lol

[sweet herald]

Now that I’m outside I’m a little more awake

We’re about to bring in an international plane yippeeeeee

[neat gull]

how fun

also cute new pfp

[sweet herald]

Thank youuuu :3

[placid turret]

🦞

oops all spades

[sweet herald]

Am spade because ourple

[placid turret]

i wouldve chosen diamonds but its too light for me

so i just chose my fav suit

[verbal bison]

Why would u pick diamonds if it wasnt ur fav suit

🙂

[placid turret]

cuz i like having orange role colors

it fits my name imo

[verbal bison]

MMMM

WAIT UR RIGHTTT

Ur right

Okay..

Ill gove u that one

Waitt

How do i pivk a suit