🃏・off-topic

[pearl flume]

Question for you all:

Would an elf think a 50 year old human is still a teen or a fully grown adult ?

Conversely

Would you consider a 200 year old elf old even if they still look like they're 21 ?

[foggy wharf]

it depends, but probably fully grown. we look at 3 y/o hamsters and go "Aww, little old man", elves would probably treat us the same

and a 500 year old being that looks young would probably utilize the underestimation they'd receive

[balmy compass]

in this case the mental age is the important thing

[vale cliff]

Looks like someone else is having a Frieren phase

[pearl flume]

Would you rather:

Have gills and fins

Or

Have wings

[sharp bay]

Wings taste better than fins

[lucid isle]

Wings feel more convenient and look better than gills and fins.

[lunar barn]

what use are gills and fins

you wont find much use unless the world floods due to all the ice melting

[queen forge]

I'm gonna do it

Imagine if I actually did that that would be stupid

[glossy fulcrum]

i mean you can

[foggy wharf]

it would be a pretty funny joke

[lunar barn]

wings are better

fins are overpriced for what they are

and gills... how do you even eat gills by themselves?

[hallow mortar]

Would have big wings to fly around. And i am craving chicken wings

[glossy fulcrum]

yeah wings is the option here

with gills you'd have to be in water most of the time as to not suffocatr

[ionic skiff]

Oops Dice spotted in Halo Reach

[glossy fulcrum]

wrong! the oops all 6s die has 6s on all of its faces

[radiant python]

PCB is so hard
I need to do a simple PCB with 5 buttons for my Rasberry PI project, but KiCad doesn't want to work.

[polar geyser]

March Madness

[fiery meadow]

Duke is in trouble

[lunar barn]

peak patch notes

[ionic skiff]

What game is this

[lunar barn]

Funi Raccoon Game

[wheat wagon]

Moments before disaster

[glossy fulcrum]

:3

[devout iron]

i frogged it lmao

[prime obsidian]

Here are the mods I used

[foggy vigil]

One of you guys are accidentally gonna press enter

I know it

[zenith sparrow]

@vapid leaf

Doohickey time

[vapid leaf]

WoOooOooOoOOooOoOo

[zenith sparrow]

:)

[vapid leaf]

Da doohickey

[zenith sparrow]

Doohickeyyyy!!!1!1!1

[zenith sparrow]

That makes my huevos hurt

[tame juniper]

[warm mountain]

good.

it deserves to suffer oh my god

NO

NO NO NO

FUCK

[zenith sparrow]

?

[warm mountain]

.

all my progress is fucked wow

[zenith sparrow]

‽

[warm mountain]

ive been stuck on a boss on mewgenics for like three hours right??

the one time i beat it

it fucking crashes.

[zenith sparrow]

I'm so sorry for your loss, bratan

[tame juniper]

One job

[glossy fulcrum]

surely theres a ramp somewhere

[remote seal]

State of my laptop

[zenith sparrow]

Electric State

[ionic skiff]

Vanessa looks so adorable in Frickbear’s 3

HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I’VE COME TO HATE TYCHO BRAHE SINCE THE DAY I BEGAN TO PLAY POKER. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER-THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. AND IF THE WORD “HATE” WERE ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE MILES, IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR TYCHO AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. HATE. HATE.

[devout iron]

i cbad the ceremonial dagger

[verbal valve]

Anyone wanna play balatro MP?

Extra credit?

[zenith sparrow]

I have no mult and I must score

[pearl flume]

Please resolve the following scenario:

You are a guard, an enforcer, a police. Your duty is to keep watch, make sure the law is being upheld and no scoundrel are amuck

Alas! Spy did you, a rapscallion stealing from the purse of an unsuspecting civilian!

After chasing them into an alleyway and cornering did you realize, this is a kid. No older than 13.

The young thief is not at all remorseful for what he's stolen, biting at his cuffs and struggling to break free from your grasp.

What do you do with them ?

[next zodiac]

Grab him by the legs and throw him into a dumpster

No mercy

[zenith sparrow]

[foggy wharf]

is my game supposed to be this dark?

[north surge]

W vc being out

[foggy wharf]

it was not

[craggy prairie]

day 8 of table be cut in half

[pearl flume]

man, My body dismorphia is getting worse again...

I keep comparing myself to the perfectly smooth, almost plastic like skin of fictional characters

[devout iron]

how do you know what fictional characters feel like

[pearl flume]

they atleast LOOk silky smooth

[foggy wharf]

start comparing yourself to people who are real

or comparing yourself to yourself

idk

[hollow eagle]

bros gon get title text blacklisted

[ionic skiff]

What do you mean

Okay I fixed it

[hollow eagle]

k

[ionic skiff]

So what did you mean by title text blacklisted

[hollow eagle]

the same way tenor gifs are blacklisted

[ionic skiff]

Those gifs really are blacklisted?

[hollow eagle]

yuh

[ionic skiff]

So it’s bring your own gif here

[hollow eagle]

basically, and some obscure gif sites arent blacklisted

[zenith sparrow]

Want a break from the ads?

[hollow eagle]

#$%& you

oh

your a damn spade

i can say it then

fuck you

[zenith sparrow]

Okay

Jarvis, remove this man's weenus

That is not Jarvis, but it's all I got

[south kraken]

mah fucking lunch money

[zenith sparrow]

:(

[wintry rain]

stupid concept: 2-player co-op balatro (gameplay screen), just wanted to get this out there

[verbal valve]

Art

[verbal valve]

Master splinter appreciates the donations

[south kraken]

bruh

[verbal valve]

You should go to the balatro MP discord and post it there too. Might actually get someone to make it

[south kraken]

sworld

[zenith sparrow]

Mischief

[north surge]

Ig bro

[winter smelt]

guess what this is

[tame juniper]

The OG wild picked a suit

[zenith sparrow]

Changes every 24 hours

Or whenever I feel like, honestly

[vale cliff]

Genderfluid icon

[dense salmon]

BRO AINT NO WAY COMMUNITY NOTES GOT HIS ASS 😭😭😭

[storm condor]

Canada has fucking weird consent laws 💔

[storm condor]

Stand up

[zenith sparrow]

Make me

[storm condor]

*steals bed*

[zenith sparrow]

Will the real slim shady please stand up?

[zenith sparrow]

Oh no, how will I cuddle wief now? :(

You monster, give it back

[storm condor]

Okay fine, I'll give it back

*puts bed back*

[zenith sparrow]

:)

[storm condor]

Anyway, they're fucked up

[zenith sparrow]

Canada in general is all fucked up

[zenith sparrow]

Goreela

6:30

[storm condor]

6... and... 7...

[zenith sparrow]

I want to hit the lottery

I wanna buy a house with some land and just work on cars in peace

[pearl flume]

We need to invent a method to reach through the screen and punch someone on the other end

People really do be acting like assholes just cause there's no retribution to their action

[vale cliff]

No, that’s terrifying

Anyone could just kill anyone else on social media

All you need is a knife

Ohhhh, you’re just doing a thing

I see

[ionic skiff]

“Trust me, Scott does improve and grow by the end of the series. Though, I can't really talk because I have contributed to the slander.”
-One of my friends

Anyways damn Scott Pilgrim is taking a beating out there

One could say the WORLD is AGAINST HIM

It’s not his FINEST HOUR in his PRECIOUS LITTLE LIFE

[vale cliff]

How does scott pull all that anyway?

He’s really not that attractive tbh

[ionic skiff]

Something about Sonic the Hedgehog

Read the whole thing to learn more

[stray topaz]

@zenith sparrow sorry my friend i forgot to ask you

Did you cuddle your wife?

[vale cliff]

One day, I’ll cuddle my wife

[zenith sparrow]

No, got home too late, she's at work now :(

[ionic skiff]

CHUCK NORRIS IS FUCKING DEAD

BUT HIS SOUL WILL PROBABLY REINCARNATE INTO SOMETHING

[pearl flume]

Would you press the button ?

The world discovers magic!

But

Atleast for now, it's only available for the rich and elite.

[dapper violet]

Nah, he just went to go beat Satan’s ass

[dapper violet]

Hell no.

[pale swallow]

Are they aware that magic can hurt themselves

[pearl flume]

nope

[pale swallow]

Obviously yes

Within the day half of them are blowing up

[leaden quartz]

CHUCK NORRIS DEAD

[ionic skiff]

I know

[leaden quartz]

Others don't

[ionic skiff]

I was the one who said it first

I’m sure they know already

[remote seal]

Mods it suggested it to me, can I pretty please do it 🥺

[leaden quartz]

I didn't see it

[inner dome]

Chuck mortis

[remote seal]

Chuck rigermortis

[warm mountain]

i found this on twitter

i love mewgenics

[ionic skiff]

Gentlemen BEHOLD!

[crude plinth]

So who is Louis and who is Nacho Cheese?

That’s terrifying.

[pale swallow]

i saw the nethos in a quiz for one of ym classes and i thought of schmeven

[balmy compass]

not a single tray of feline in that thing

[dapper violet]

Show us da banana

[fading hedge]

Yo thoughts on my lock screen?

Its using wallpaper engine so the rain actually moves

Thats my home screen

Yo thoughts?

[tame juniper]

99/100
Teto would have been 100

[hollow eagle]

how many resources does it use

[fading hedge]

Idk

[hollow eagle]

probably way to much

if you dont know

[fading hedge]

Only 127mb of ram when looking at running services in dev options

[hollow eagle]

ahh then thats really cool

[quartz tinsel]

Good night.

[prime obsidian]

I'm sorry what. This came for free, it usually costs 1000$ and I didn't take a negative tag

[mystic gust]

Pure luck

[prime obsidian]

Gold stake: gifted luck
Beating balatro with 5 joke mods at once: Pure effort

[inner dome]

I just said to my sister that using the f slur as a gay person is like an employee discount

[vale cliff]

Damn

Say that on Twitter and clip it

[ionic skiff]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/897879912596250724/1467220261953736755/e9172986c0b264eb6864dd74d2f65c22.mp4?ex=69bededa&is=69bd8d5a&hm=e764cd11347ba0017f91eea77f99832728a66c881928cd978cd7efdc8ee89b47&

[flat heron]

RIP Chuck Norris, the man who picked an orange off an apple tree and made lemonade.

[dusky hamlet]

For real.

Chuck Norris didn't die….he told his own heart to stop so that he could become more powerful in immortality.

Chuck Norris doesn't die; he chooses to cease existing.

The Grim Reaper didn't take Chuck. Chuck told the Grim Reaper he was ready to go.

Chuck Norris didn't die. Death just finally worked up the courage to introduce itself.

Chuck Norris didn't die... he just completed his mission and went to rest.

Chuck Norris didn't die, he just replaced the Grim Reaper.

Chuck Norris didn't die, he simply found the only opponent he couldn't roundhouse kick... and decided to go challenge the universe instead.

These are my favorites about his death.

[ionic skiff]

He ascended to godhood

[vale cliff]

LLM?

[quaint solar]

hi guys

[ionic skiff]

Oh my fucking god it’s got so many sfx from so many iconic indie games from the decade

Pizza Tower did numbers kids

And ultrakill

[quaint solar]

me when lap 4

[ionic skiff]

Baja Blast and Purple Flurp

[dapper violet]

Thinking about putting a Dragonborn named Zark Muckerburg in my DnD campaign

[dusky hamlet]

What does that mean?

[dapper violet]

Limited Language Model

Or no, that’s wrong. Ignore me

[dusky hamlet]

Oh. I'm still not sure what you mean, that an AI sort of thing made the jokes? I don't think they did, or at least I've heard the jokes before I copied them off of the Google copilot thing. It seemed reliable in this case.

[silk trail]

https://youtube.com/shorts/5mpyzfyi3AI?si=3e1iayeynsTtyYck

[earnest tusk]

D/N/A added to project sekai en i am over the entire moon with this

best day of ever

[north cloak]

cryptid

[devout iron]

NINESWEEPER

[vale cliff]

I randomly looked him up out of curiosity and got fucking jumpscared

[ionic skiff]

Today is Sarvente Day

[hollow eagle]

the reason theirs this massive heatwave is because of chuck norris

[harsh trench]

hmm… pickle pizza?

[nimble turtle]

im coming for you.

[harsh trench]

why shouldnt i

i like pickles

i like pizza

[zenith sparrow]

Fuck it we ball

[nimble turtle]

😭

[zenith sparrow]

Don't listen to the haters

[nimble turtle]

yall scare me

[zenith sparrow]

Needs hot sauce

[nimble turtle]

._.

[zenith sparrow]

Maybe some asbestos too

[harsh trench]

my only concern is that

theyre my brothers pickles

[zenith sparrow]

Tainted pickle

[tame juniper]

Don't forget the beets and mildew for dessert

[zenith sparrow]

Mmm.. ice cream

[forest topaz]

Today is eid

[zenith sparrow]

Today is

[pearl flume]

Please choose a skill:

My Time- You have access to your own dimension that you enter by dreaming. Here anything you want to do can happen, as long as you believe hard enough. Everything there is as real to you as reality is.

Skies Forever Blue- You have an alternate timeline version of you that only you can see or interact with. They have lived their full life and will be here to assist you in whatever way you need. What they're like depends on who you are.

Don't Forget- You can reset your memory of any subject you want, such as a game, a lesson or even how to walk. After you re-learn it all, you'll have the option to keep the old memories or discard it. If you give up on learning it before reaching your previous amount of knowledge, the past memory can not be recovered.

[hollow eagle]

hamburger pizza

[hollow eagle]

i would pick the first option if i knew that it could last long periods of time. i pick the second option tho

[dapper violet]

So basically;

Always lucid dream
Looking Glass
be able to relive rdr2

[north surge]

3rd

[ionic skiff]

Don’t Forget so I can erase some humiliating memories

[hollow eagle]

the 3rd option is too simple

[zenith sparrow]

🎶

Spotify hittin' rn

Talking in your sleep - The Romantics

[zenith sparrow]

Beautiful

[lucid cairn]

@glossy fulcrum 67

[dense salmon]

this stankass crusty ass name bruh

[foggy wharf]

i havent seen bignose in the chat in a while

also aint the name bignose a bit weird?

literally a slur for jew

[vale cliff]

I’ve never heard of that before

[zenith sparrow]

I have a big nose, I'm Italian

[vale cliff]

Then again, not a Jew

[zenith sparrow]

It's just a generic insult

[vale cliff]

Yeah, it sounds more like a Caucasian trait if anything

But like, not in a bad way

Caucasians generally look great imo

[zenith sparrow]

Nice hole you're digging, need help climbing out?

[vale cliff]

Vruh

[zenith sparrow]

I think we're ugly as hell

Need more legs

And robot arms

[vale cliff]

I find big noses weirdly attractive

Not even joking

[zenith sparrow]

Huh. Rare thing, honestly.

[vale cliff]

And ears

Very biteable

[zenith sparrow]

Y'know what, good for you. We need more appreciaters like you in the world.

🌟

This is for you

[warm mountain]

im so fucking green

[zenith sparrow]

But

Blue

Blue house, blue car, blue world

[dusty lynx]

dumb question time

do you mine and craft?

[zenith sparrow]

Does bed rock

Have bugs?

[foggy wharf]

bro same

[foggy wharf]

that was you avoiding death :o

the universe made you sleep in and you sleeping in prevented you from doing something that would have ended in your demise

[late radish]

GUYS

GUYS

GUYS

GUYS

https://youtu.be/6UuVDLk3O2Q

THIS IS PEAK

SWEAR

ON ALL OF YOUR SOULS

[foggy wharf]

is this self promo?

it might be

[late radish]

nah this is just peak peaking out in peak servers

[rigid crag]

does this look familiar

the channel that posted that posted that video has the same pfp as you

hmmmm

even better, that video is their only video

AND the channel was made today

i wonder what that implies

[late radish]

no this is a channel i made for my "interesting" music

the one i have linked is my actual channel

this is promo

but it needs to be because its peek anyways

like chill sherlock

it aint that deep

also just changed my pfp

like an hour ago

because its tuff

[foggy wharf]

bros acting as his own bots

thats tuff

[brittle talon]

I'm not active here anymore so did the honeypot work?

[pearl flume]

Please rank the following topic 1-5, with 1 being the best. Today's topic is: Eyes

Cat Eyes

Cuttlefish Eyes

Goat Eyes

Human Eyes

Fly Eyes

[late radish]

hey this is weird but by chance do you play geometry dash

[late radish]

you're gonna love this one

https://youtu.be/DA5_t6sbAtk

[ionic skiff]

Tyler if he was

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/338044684419203085/1484939404043882506/VddY1P8.jpeg?ex=69c00d16&is=69bebb96&hm=4eb560dd7cdc14fda7bffa68595634ff89b799cea142dfab3b1daca51e445dc7&

[fiery grotto]

Satisfying...

just missing 3, literally if bro was just a bit stronger wouldve been so much cooler 🙁

Peglin spoilers

its time

I did it, nice

[wintry rain]

Bowling Ball

[warm mountain]

i fucking hate marshmallow

and any of the desert minibosses

[stray badge]

https://fxtwitter.com/Earclacks/status/2035386309649305679 (hopefully embed works)

Earclacks (@Earclacks)

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[foggy wharf]

No, I don't

[glossy fulcrum]

super axe is so freaky i love him

[late radish]

ay

ay

ay

this is more peak

https://youtu.be/sVbmnZQ_bQI

peakeer

than what you thought was peak

PEAKER

than the PEAK

of mount PEAKING everest

you frickin peaker

[harsh trench]

fallout new vegas is $0.99 on steam rn

i just bought it

[late radish]

no you didnt

i know you didnt

[cosmic bobcat]

Did anyone see the new trailer for the new vault hunter in 4

And notice a certain someone

[late radish]

no but i noticed this awesome song

https://youtu.be/sVbmnZQ_bQI

[cosmic bobcat]

lmfao what

[tired oracle]

Speaking of songs that are probably not that good:
https://youtu.be/J4sUSI5GefM

[near abyss]

i almost thought ts was a choice 💀

what kinda suit is that

[dense vortex]

💔

[lofty latch]

Tf

[dense vortex]

its always put next to ur name if ur new to a server

no matter the server

[lean finch]

Guys rank all the legendary jokers for me

Once in my friends first like 20 games of balatro he got 3 souls and still lost

[nimble turtle]

HOW???

[lean finch]

He just started barely knew how to play and i had just left him to do his thing for a bit

[nimble turtle]

fair

but i played like 50 runs and got 1 soul 😭

[lean finch]

He got perkeo trib and yorik im pretty sure

[nimble turtle]

DAMN

[lean finch]

Literally played 300 and got 1

Whats ur most played hands guys ill go first

Ive played 9000 (i think) flushes

[nimble turtle]

idek

like

200 flush houses?

cus i used antimatter deck and antimatter sleeve with mods

[zenith sparrow]

Flush five (Aces)

[lean finch]

How have you guys got it on 2 of the hardest to reach hands bruh

[zenith sparrow]

RNGesus

Once you're tight with him on one game, he'll bless you on others

[lean finch]

Ig lol

[devout iron]

flush

because i just play up to ante 8 and quit after

[lean finch]

Valid

[nimble turtle]

cus one of the decks lets you select an infinite amount of card

[lean finch]

Ikk

[nimble turtle]

yuhh

[craggy prairie]

day 8 of me cutting table in half with scissors

[tired oracle]

This looks like an image that would be in a Wikipedia article on a mental disorder

[scarlet kettle]

We got the same mouse

My table is uncut tho...

[zenith sparrow]

Doctors didn't get to it, yet

[scarlet kettle]

wym yet 😭

i aim to keep it that way, tbf tho, i conveniently didnt include the cable jumble in the back

im gonna get some zip-ties soon tho

[zenith sparrow]

✂️

[foggy wharf]

sadly no :c
I just thought it would be funny to look like a super fan

[zenith sparrow]

There is something on the roof of the work trailer

I'm gonna go poke it

It tried to poke me, but I poked it first

Real poker hours

[scarlet kettle]

Id say it's fairly hidden

That's the whole thing (and you could probably point out said jumble lmao)

[zenith sparrow]

WindoXP

[vagrant sand]

I have a lot more

[vagrant sand]

Balatri lore:

[tame juniper]

The GOAT himself

That thing NEEDS to be in vanilla

[scarlet kettle]

thats a whole ass tv 😭

ive been meaning to swap it but i always end up buying a game or smth else

[tame juniper]

Base game, not ice cream

[ionic skiff]

ALWAYS BET ON BATMAN AND DEMON MOMMA

[foggy wharf]

every time i see #ceremonial-dagger has a new message i giggle a bit

[lean finch]

Windows xp type monitor bro

[foggy wharf]

anyy game that has you working in an office is better with a bubble screen effect

[lean finch]

True

[lean finch]

I thought of a joke/possible pick up line that would literally work on you and only you bc of ur user

And ykw im keeping it a secret

[scarlet kettle]

stop bashing on my poor tv bruh 😭

its finna shut down one of these days out of sadness

[lean finch]

Su*c**e bruh

Shh, no retriggers allowed

[ionic skiff]

Question
How many people have been banned who are not bots

[lean finch]

Atleast 1 lets be real

[ionic skiff]

Phew

So any of you want to hear a neat fact

[lean finch]

Sure

[nimble turtle]

forsooth

[ionic skiff]

Any FNF mod that BBPanzu has made is always the first mod to include something new that no one has done with fnf
Anti Piracy Screens, changing the gameplay, multiple endings, ha-cha-cha! Panzu is the Thomas Edison, the Wizard of Funkin’ Park! He might have been hired by the Funkin Crew…

That is your fun fact

[lean finch]

I skimmed through it and all i read was fnf....thomas edison

[dusty lynx]

dumb question time

what is better, ying or yang?

[ripe portal]

Both

[foggy wharf]

i guess we shall never know

the kill count is so funny

[devout iron]

channel muted so i don't mess up

[devout iron]

it's like seeing them again

[dusty lynx]

another dumb question

would you want to be nude and fighting while covered in honey. Like in naked tales of valour #1-37, scout's worst double date #14?

[devout iron]

why would i want to do that

[dusty lynx]

I dunno, aak soldier

[pearl flume]

Please choose 2 Skills:

Queen of White Lies- You are immune to annoyances of the Emotional variety. You do not get "rage bated" as easily, sadness resolves slightly faster, anxiety becomes a bit more bearable.

Digital Affection- Your rationality slightly improves, when angry, sad or distressed at something trivial, you will be reminded of its insignificance. Example: "It's just a match in a digital game with no stakes".

Cult of Dionysus- You are immune to annoyances of the Mental variety. No random impulsive thoughts, no random intrusive thoughts, no remember cringe moments of your life randomly, etc.

All Dolled Up- Your self image improves, your mind will now point out good and nice things just as it points out flaws when looking at yourself.

Cosmicandy Girl- You have a little voice in your head that's super nice to you but not in a toxic way. It knows what you know and you can ask it to be quiet. It sounds like Johnny Depp.

[foggy wharf]

yo why do you keep asking hypotheticals

are you like, training an ai on our answers?

[ionic skiff]

I played Halo 4 Grifball and scored most of the goals

[pearl flume]

Say that again and I will feed you to the AI myself

and I'm not talking about your info.

I've been asking these questions in servers and forums since 2017

It is not my fault I couldn't see the future use of Artificial intellegence

[dapper violet]

You lost me at “Halo 4”

[hallow mortar]

Queen of White Lies and Digital Affection are my picks

[verbal geyser]

for fide

[glossy fulcrum]

@robust sonnet

[vale cliff]

Personally, White Lies and Dionysus

[vale cliff]

Also, this is a bit of an overreaction tbh

They weren’t actually being rude when they asked that question

[glossy fulcrum]

dio and digital

[vale cliff]

Cosmicandy girl sounds like hell ngl

[glossy fulcrum]

you can turn it off thoufh

[vale cliff]

No matter how nice, I have enough of those in my life already

[glossy fulcrum]

i think id love it but also its not as practical as the rest

[vale cliff]

Genuinely bad for mental health if it enables addiction and cuts you off from human interaction

[glossy fulcrum]

dude

it says not in a toxic way

it wouldnt enable addiction thats pretty toxic

[vale cliff]

Unknowingly enabling addiction would be ignorant, not intentionally toxic

[glossy fulcrum]

what do you MEAN unknowingly

it knows everything you do 😭

[vale cliff]

I’m reading it like a chatbot rather than a sapient being, where if the user overrelies on it, it would definitely feed into that loop

[glossy fulcrum]

i think youre misinterpreting it

i do agree its the worst of the choices but its not a straight downside

[vale cliff]

True

I’d mostly keep it off forever

[robust sonnet]

Omggggg

The message itself

[glossy fulcrum]

:p

[ionic skiff]

NEW BANANA JOKER

A 3rd one

What type of banana will it be

[foggy wharf]

ya that was my thought, an AI in your brain

i used to think having an ai companion would be so cool

like your own jarvis or cortana synced up to all your devices

but man

it did not end up that way

maybe i should make my own

[hollow eagle]

these maps always making it seem half of america is undergoing hellfire while the other half is being flooded by the wrath of posiden

[hollow eagle]

i think its the way they advertised ai

too much, too fast

[upbeat ginkgo]

Surgical bong hit transplant.

[winter smelt]

a high roblox fps

[winter smelt]

3s ☠️

[fickle halo]

3 friends

[winter smelt]

GLASS

[fickle halo]

glass is swedish for ice cream

quite funny

[winter smelt]

oh lol

imagine its real glass and it shatter in our mouth ☠️ /j

[fickle halo]

sometimes it feels like it

it doesn't re-freeze well

[winter smelt]

bro went to Temu

imagine you see this at an Iceland

[fickle halo]

it's a brand from my country

[winter smelt]

LOL

you live in sweden?

[fickle halo]

finland

[winter smelt]

oh

thought sweden because swedish

[fickle halo]

it also says jäätelöä

jäätelö is finnish for ice cream

[winter smelt]

oh lol

also the O is reference to

well

this is off topic so i cant mention it

[lilac vigil]

Anyone else watch tadc ep 8

jax:

[vale cliff]

So funny dude

[unreal lion]

1$ or $2

[near abyss]

bnnuy

[ionic skiff]

Microsoft had their take on Alexa and Siri and whatever Google’s voice-based assistant/glorified search engine thingy named after the AI hologram herself called Cortana
Corty was aware of Clippy and appreciated its existence despite the many flaws it displayed

Just a little fact

Man why the hell am I talking about facts unrelated to my name

[ionic skiff]

Bnnuy

[wheat coral]

bun

[south kraken]

thing

[pastel heath]

Can yall help me with smth

[pearl flume]

Please rank the following topic 1-5, with 1 being the best. Today's topic is: Armor

Full plate armor

Some metal armor but mostly leather or cloth

All cloth/leather

Flashy dresses and suits that somehow protects better than Armor

Bikini Armor/ Loincloth

[delicate acorn]

What colour would yall say my eye is

[pearl saddle]

wait my eye is like the same

[delicate acorn]

What did you take this with damn

[pearl saddle]

idk just my phone i think

[delicate acorn]

But its grey right

[pearl saddle]

here’s an old one that’s more similar

[pearl saddle]

i think

[delicate acorn]

Cool eyes also

[pearl saddle]

ty

u2

[scenic imp]

That's just a warm gray

[delicate acorn]

They were blue before idk what happened

I took a photo in the sun too and its the same so its not lighting

[scenic imp]

As you grow either you produce more melanin darkening the iris, or stop producing causing them to lose color

[pearl saddle]

pupil large ash

[pearl flume]

Hmmm...I wanna try using a digital soundboard.

Since I don't have a microphone, I'm wondering if I can just download a digital soundboard, load it with voice clips or sounds then press play and it somehow detecting the soundboard as my mic and letting people hear the soundboard

I wonder if this is possible

[fading fulcrum]

Grey blue

[still kayak]

boing stack my beloved

[verbal geyser]

this seems like a case of central heterochromia! i have it as well

[verbal geyser]

def grey

both of yalls eyes are gorgeous btw

https://preview.redd.it/did-anyone-else-notice-the-negative-playing-cards-in-the-v0-ka1wro0g0g9e1.jpeg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=cb1d2cdd8996d6caa9c6398c701b790989f95e21

[pearl saddle]

they were the same eye tho?

[verbal geyser]

perkeo fan’s are grey, yours seems to be a central heterochromia with a blue outside and hazel inside

the lighting is a little strange in one of your pictures because the first is blue/hazel and the second is grey

[dusty drift]

What's this fella?

It doesn't have "joker" on the side so maybe it's old Mult card art?

but i doubt it as it doesn't have the ace on it

I just don't recognize the art on it

[ionic skiff]

damn son you got a nasa pc build or somethin

[winter smelt]

Device name MSI
Processor 13th Gen Intel(R) Core(TM) i7-13620H (2.40 GHz)
Installed RAM 16.0 GB (15.7 GB usable)
Device ID 64FDAEB5-8B8A-45BA-B744-880C49DAA81C
Product ID 00342-22091-54072-AAOEM
System type 64-bit operating system, x64-based processor
Pen and touch No pen or touch input is available for this display

this is it

[ionic skiff]

So you just have high fps

[winter smelt]

yes

[ionic skiff]

I have 32GB of RAM

[winter smelt]

is it 5200MT/s

[ionic skiff]

I dunno

[winter smelt]

this is laptop

£1000 laptop

[ionic skiff]

Huh

Okay then

[near abyss]

guys why can i add emojis

it would be funny if i just do an emoji

but

im js gonna ask why

[south kraken]

guys and gals

[near abyss]

^ is this fanart

[near abyss]

no that is the letter b

[near abyss]

oh ok

[glossy fulcrum]

how the fuck do you even pull this off by accident

[random rose]

Sonion🥀

[near abyss]

Some bnnuy just posted 25 bnnuys on the modded off topic

[brittle talon]

Hello.

[unreal lion]

Anaglyph?

[dusty drift]

yknow it might be!

i think you're right

very odd that it's the only backside of a card shown

and even still it's an odd deck to choose

[unreal lion]

Probably just want to show off the varied designs they have lol

[fallow osprey]

stuff from comicon 🥹

[ornate mantle]

dang.

[zenith tulip]

[foggy wharf]

idk what type of trash posting you have to be up to in order to get this

[vapid leaf]

Noice art

[regal musk]

pretty big range there mckinley!

[prime obsidian]

Oh ok

[robust inlet]

dude is that the ultrakill sandbox

in the backgrtounds

LMAO

[foggy wharf]

kids tthese days dont know what gm_construct is

[glossy fulcrum]

oops all 10 sextillions???

[remote mountain]

nice tyler the creator themed deck

[fiery grotto]

Ugh

no recombombulator or whatever its called

and no poison from bombs

[covert sage]

Did you know

I am Eustace Winner

[verbal geyser]

oh my god

the real live eustace winner

[covert sage]

Yep

That's me

[verbal geyser]

i thought you were a myth!

a mere folk tale!

[covert sage]

I thought so too

But here I am

In the flesh

on the discord for hit game balatro

[acoustic axle]

I love throwback

[foggy wharf]

eating brains can give you the memories of the previous host

[verbal geyser]

i’m not one to diss on opinions but i personally do not believe it is worth the value

throwback is actually sadly one of my least favorite s

[acoustic axle]

throwback

[verbal geyser]

fair point, throwback is my favorite now

[covert sage]

Have you ever Eustace Won before

[verbal geyser]

i’m eustace winning

[acoustic axle]

I got stuntman ante 1 on plasma once with throwback

I started skipping like CRAZY

[verbal geyser]

easy win

godlike merry andy unlock

[covert sage]

it wouldn't let me send the eustace winning gif

this is a eustace loss

[verbal geyser]

eustace
| | |
| | |_

[acoustic axle]

cavendish is still better than driver’s license

[acoustic axle]

loss🤑

[verbal geyser]

well yeah cav has no active condition aside from getting it

same argument for why cav is better than card sharp and acrobat

[covert sage]

I personally like anything that makes me win

specifically eustace win

[acoustic axle]

genuinely don’t know how people say drivers license is better

[verbal geyser]

anything that makes you a eustace winner

[covert sage]

exactly

I'm Eustace "The Winner" Winner and I always win

[verbal geyser]

i’ve never heard a soul say dl is better than cav

[acoustic axle]

trust me

I had an argument about it

[verbal geyser]

i think the reasoning is easier unlock

which is a viewpoint i can see

[fickle halo]

i need to stop sending this image, the wheezing is bad for my sinus infection

[stray topaz]

It belongs to me

[verbal geyser]

go right ahead, stole it from someone else in the server

which by the way, whoever made this specific image is a scumbag

they greyscaled the image to make it line up with the original image more, but in doing so they removed the watermark on the original (so credit to Mr_T0ast3r for this gem)

[digital willow]

sick screenshot i got in elden ring

[verbal geyser]

also the line on they greyscale look funky, so i suspect there’s ai upscaling involved

[verbal geyser]

deadass thought this was scout tf2 at first glance

fire screenie though

[pearl flume]

Please choose your robotic Bodyguard!

[verbal geyser]

depends what they protect me from

scizor is my goat though

[glossy fulcrum]

if mul-t has a whole run of preparation he's godlike

[vale cliff]

You forgot me

[glossy fulcrum]

you could guard more than just my body

[vale cliff]

What

[craggy prairie]

day 9 of me table be cut in half with scissors

[foggy vigil]

bastion overwatch :3

[foggy wharf]

dawg clean your room

[scenic imp]

I'm definitely beating this

One day of practice

Surelly I won't get stuck for one week

[devout iron]

chess battle advanced

[scenic imp]

Yeah...

[candid matrix]

What deck should I push gold stake

Don’t choose a color one

[dusky hamlet]

My first was anaglyph, I loved the craziness of going for crazy amounts of negative jokers in like the 4th ante.

[candid matrix]

I tried to do that but im genuinely terrible at using jokers

like for some reason I only like using jokers I would use for ante 8 I barely ever use jokers to like

get started

[dusky hamlet]

Huh... Isn't that generally a mandatory mechanic of the game? Using jokers, selling them, buying better ones?

[candid matrix]

yes 😭

[fickle halo]

interesting conversation for #🃏・off-topic

[candid matrix]

yeah i forgot i was in this one mb

[fickle halo]

name checks out

[mighty quest]

Defect all the way

[unreal lion]

Plasma

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1383204525518618687/1404092824173019216/sq.webp

[foggy wharf]

are yall eastern rome girlies or western rome girlies?

that's crazy

[vale cliff]

Wtf does this mean

What the hell could be the context here 😭

[silent beacon]

does anyo e have an assortment of materials at reach

[fiery meadow]

Is your bracket busted?

[digital slate]

If you like Balatro, try this https://store.steampowered.com/app/4038320/This_Aint_Even_Poker_Ya_Joker/

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[pearl flume]

"I placed my faith in the hands of random gods

Now I must endure it to the end."

[gentle jasper]

REAL DUDE OMG IM NOT THE ONLY ONE

[dusty lynx]

Dumb question time

A wild @dusty lynx has pounced on you and begins gnawing at your calf, what do you do?

[nimble turtle]

cosume.

sonsume.

soncume

i give up

kill me already

[gentle jasper]

i'll be sure to look into it

lowk,,, wtf does tf2 gotta do with poker 😭

genuinely what

[hollow eagle]

use my 1st admendmant right

[fickle halo]

concubine

[south kraken]

spoilers for the show with the living dentures

[pearl flume]

Please rank the following topic 1-5, with 2 being the best. Today's topic is: Rivals

You, but better and/or eviler

The crack head, crass, slightly crazy one

The smug, superior, smarter than everyone else one

Friendly rival who'd share a drink with you and motivate you

Tsundere lover who rivals you just to be closer to you

[south kraken]

im a big 4 fan

[near abyss]

the hell is gregnant

what the cartoon squeeze noize

minesweeper

💀

[timid trail]

I just wanted to order a kebab, and i see Balatro

[tame garnet]

Don't forget the diet cola

[timid trail]

What did misprint do to you bro?

[fickle halo]

only 0s

[gilded talon]

The flag of gambling

I feel so patriotic

[tame garnet]

Let me down when I needed him most

[toxic patrol]

Sooo happy they brought it back

Wish pnati2 could come back but it's super unlikely

[surreal narwhal]

crackhead but i do like you but evil/better and friendly if its done right

[tulip token]

grab what do i

[hollow eagle]

1, id lovs to see an evil verison of myself

[hollow eagle]

get that ugly spade outta there

[scenic imp]

I'd take matador here

[opaque bear]

full house mentioned

[gilded talon]

Hold on I got a western version of the flag

Gambling flag v2

[livid condor]

tooth and nail prob

been an hour and a half lmao

[glossy fulcrum]

all of these are mid asf but tooth and nail probably the best

free curse rooms !!

[meager pier]

Is this oddly satisfying at all?

[tame juniper]

I hate Bloodstone

[devout iron]

@sharp sky

[glossy fulcrum]

no

this is very white stake coded and bloodstone without oops is so ass

[devout iron]

i HATE bloodstone!!!

[livid condor]

the tribe 🤢

[sharp sky]

no

i actually hate literally everything about this image

[devout iron]

i LOVE arrowhead!!!

[glossy fulcrum]

i LOVE charm of patience

[devout iron]

can't wait to change my display name to C+BA

[glossy fulcrum]

🔵

[devout iron]

eventually

when that happens

[sharp sky]

I love Seismic Strike

[foggy wharf]

sometimes I think he has genuine precognition abilities and uses it for shit posting
https://youtu.be/ak71u2AjhzY

[vale cliff]

Yes

I actually love literally everything about this image

[meager pier]

Damn did I rage bait accidentally

[sharp sky]

@glossy fulcrum have you played dead cells

[glossy fulcrum]

no :p

i hav heard good things tho

[devout iron]

someone give me ten dollars

[livid condor]

no

[sharp sky]

i wish there was a way to buy dead cells without giving money to motion twin

[rigid crag]

today i learned that the real world version of triboulet is the equivalent of dc's joker

except, yknow, less villain

[livid condor]

triboulet was not a terrorist

[rigid crag]

that's a new sentence

[livid condor]

"make the king laughing" is tas

[glossy fulcrum]

peak

[vale cliff]

So not really like the joker at all…

Except for the obvious clown bit

[rigid crag]

idk some of the comments compared him to dc joker
and i forgot what i was going to compare him to

[main girder]

hey guys i want you guys to give your best insults about this image

[verbal geyser]

mf think the the mini golf golem

what a labyrinthian loser this one

[main girder]

PFFFFFT i spit my soda

[main girder]

YOUR LESS OF A PUZZEL AND MORE OF A RETARTED MAZE

[vale cliff]

🫩

Can we not use slurs please?

[glossy fulcrum]

if someone tried to insult me like this i would laugh in their face

[foggy wharf]

truly so

[gilded talon]

This his arch enemy for real for real

[glossy fulcrum]

so unoriginal we gota pull out the r slur

🙄

[foggy wharf]

especially if they missaid the derogatory word they used for low intelligence

[glossy fulcrum]

truth nuke

[main girder]

im sorry

[glossy fulcrum]

the word probably wouldve been filtered if they said it right

[main girder]

i did a stupid please i won't do it again

im a SPED person irl

[glossy fulcrum]

@ mod erm filter evasion

[gilded talon]

[glossy fulcrum]

im a gay guy but i dont throw around the f slur in public servers

[main girder]

im really sorry i did a stupid

i really wont do it again

i promis you guys

[vale cliff]

I’m gay and autistic, so I’m doubly 😇, actually

[gilded talon]

Is there a mod role?

[vapid leaf]

[main girder]

gust please dont ban me please

i did a really bad stupid

[foggy wharf]

tbh i do but it's different and uncomparable to using the r word

[foggy wharf]

this is also a derogatory term which makes me think he knows what he's doing

[vale cliff]

I don’t really think it is, but whatever doesn’t get you banned, ig

[glossy fulcrum]

fair i guess

in my experience the f slur is worse than the r slur

due to history

[main girder]

i have hdhd, fedal alicall spectrum disorder, depression, ptsd so i hear people call me the r word a lot

[glossy fulcrum]

that sucks

[main girder]

i know

[glossy fulcrum]

geez im just sympathizing

or whatever the worf

d

[gilded talon]

Where do you get the PTSD from?

[vale cliff]

The last two I don’t see the correlation

“Omg you’re depressed, that must mean you’re really stupid”

[foggy wharf]

both have been used in systemic roles to oppress their targeted demographic. I don't think it's appropriate to compare them tbh. People have been institutionalized for both at a period in time

[devout iron]

chess battle advanced

[vale cliff]

Generally not a good idea to just straight up ask this

Imo

[gilded talon]

Fair enough

[main girder]

i was trapped in a "calm down" room for a whole day at school for no reason multipal and diffent days and some parts of my hdhd

it was in elimetry

[noble ravine]

Im here to insult the puzzle guy where is he

[gilded talon]

I-
The fucks a calm down room????

[vale cliff]

Like a time out corner

[main girder]

oh ill resend the image

[scenic imp]

Almost halved the atts

[vale cliff]

It’s not a torture chamber

[gilded talon]

But a whole ass room??

[vapid leaf]

[main girder]

hey guys i want you guys to give your best insults about this image

[devout iron]

i'm
a
puzzle guy

[gilded talon]

This their BIGGEST opp

[foggy wharf]

the best alternative

[vale cliff]

?

[main girder]

a calm down room is a non padded room that's the door is supper hard wood and has glass that people can look into the room but the person inside cant and they bang on the room if your crying

and the walls are painted diffrent colors

[glossy fulcrum]

yeah

[main girder]

and the room is ushuly reall small

[glossy fulcrum]

i was gonna say maybe we should just like not use either

in

[gilded talon]

wtf
THEY BANG ON THE ROOM IF YOUR CRYING???
HOW DOES THAT HELP

[glossy fulcrum]

public servers anyway :3

[livid condor]

wtf

[main girder]

i know

and all sound echos

[gilded talon]

Golly

[vale cliff]

Okay, agreed, but why was the r slur magically worse a couple minutes ago?

[gilded talon]

That sounds HORRIBLE

[main girder]

so yea i pissed myself multiple times

[gilded talon]

THATS A FUCKING
CIA TORTURE METHOD

[foggy wharf]

cause contemporarily i like to say it. reclamation and all that. the r word is still a derogatory word used systemically. maybe in the future it'll be reclaimed by some weird movement like we saw in shameless on that one episode

[gilded talon]

what’s shameless?

[foggy wharf]

a show

pretty gud

[vale cliff]

The r word is used by neurodivergent people a lot of the time

[livid condor]

or like
reverse woke

[gilded talon]

I’ll check it out

[main girder]

i know that now but i was about 7 to 6 at the time to yea it gave me ptsd

[foggy wharf]

i mean im one but i dislike its use

it still holds too much weight

[gilded talon]

Oh
Now that makes SO MUCH WORSE

[glossy fulcrum]

dont they all

if a straight boy calls me a f slur thats pretty awful

[gilded talon]

That’s life time level ptsd
Like gain a phobia of being alone PTSD

[foggy wharf]

i mean ya because thats hateful

anything they shouted would be hateful

[vale cliff]

I’ll be hella uncomfortable if anyone said that to me in any context

[main girder]

i have a book in a desk of slurs i found made and from other lagwiges and also cus words i made up too

[vale cliff]

At least currently

[devout iron]

-# swap those numbers

[gilded talon]

DONT

YOU

[foggy wharf]

here's what i was talking about

[storm condor]

Do it

[foggy wharf]

https://youtu.be/oliUdyMlxog

[gilded talon]

DARE

[storm condor]

Swap the numbers

[main girder]

i know

[gilded talon]

DO NOT

[vale cliff]

You really thought they inverted those numbers by accident

[foggy wharf]

there's a real argument for reclaiming the r word

[gilded talon]

DO NOT

[foggy wharf]

im justt not there

maybe im not woke enough

[main girder]

wana hear a slur i made

[gilded talon]

Maybe

[main girder]

slugoid it's for slow people

[foggy wharf]

a bit unoriginal

[vale cliff]

Jesus

How old are you?

[devout iron]

i invented a slur for people inside a very specific inside joke

[gilded talon]

Put that in your phone’s dictionary

[main girder]

rebarken

[gilded talon]

When you put bark on a tree again

[main girder]

means for people who yell like dogs bark

[foggy wharf]

using the oid suffix beckons back to the incel movement too

with their femoid

[vale cliff]

Haemorrhoid

[foggy wharf]

so true

[main girder]

YES

[devout iron]

droid

[gilded talon]

Why not just make new words with Greek or Latin roots so they can actually be put in a dictionary

[vale cliff]

Android and gynoid

[vale cliff]

Tumblr

[foggy wharf]

@vale cliff@glossy fulcrum https://youtu.be/oliUdyMlxog

watch

[gilded talon]

Pardon

[vale cliff]

Minus the dictionary bit

Maybe urban

[foggy wharf]

it shrinks the entire b plot of the episode into a short youtube video

[gilded talon]

I beg your pardon

[main girder]

LOmeped is for people who stop smiling/laughing even when it's not funny

[gilded talon]

Huh?

Run that by me again?

[devout iron]

hessling

[vale cliff]

Internet people literally coin neologisms for every specific circumstance they imagine

[gilded talon]

You mean Won’t stop smiling/ laughing?

[vale cliff]

Most of them don’t make it into real dictionaries

[glossy fulcrum]

nah

[main girder]

lol lughe out loud. me is more than ehnough. ped means to much

[gilded talon]

The literal two numbers that are so annoying that have actually no meaning made it into the dictionary. How did they not?

[foggy wharf]

it's pretty smart satire

[glossy fulcrum]

awesome

👍

[vale cliff]

Not meaningful enough to enough people

[devout iron]

they should put hess into the dictionary

[main girder]

yes

[vale cliff]

Imagine getting outwoked by satire

[gilded talon]

Oh right
Majority favor

[main girder]

YES

[glossy fulcrum]

they should also add graham's number to the dictionary i reckon

and tree3 while theyre at it

[gilded talon]

Explain to me how they’re supposed to write that down

[devout iron]

i can write it

[glossy fulcrum]

"graham's number"

[gilded talon]

Okay I’m being too literal

[foggy wharf]

is it woke to say the r word in a woke way?

[main girder]

wana hear the worst noeulidean slur i made

[glossy fulcrum]

im woking it

[devout iron]

why so delirious

[glossy fulcrum]

no thanks actually

[vale cliff]

Depends if it’s woke or not

[devout iron]

i woke up this morning

[gilded talon]

What the fuck do you mean non euclidian slur

[glossy fulcrum]

for reference graham's number is g64

[vale cliff]

Cthulhu bashing

[devout iron]

like ג̸̐̑̽̈́ע̸̈́̿̂͠ב̴̅͐̄͠ע̷̓̓̈̆ג̷̏̈̄̀ו̸̆̓͐̂

[gilded talon]

Did you make a slur for every shape that isn’t on an orb?

[main girder]

yes

[glossy fulcrum]

what the flip ude

my boyfriend doesnt appreciate that word

[devout iron]

i am one of them

[glossy fulcrum]

ohh

[devout iron]

stupid

[vale cliff]

Is your boyfriend an eldritch entity?

[main girder]

it is goshpendaolpop

[glossy fulcrum]

yes 😊