🎙・server-chat

[ionic hinge]

What about vagabond

[dire granite]

hallu is insane

[glad oriole]

yeah

i am partial to scholar though

[placid turret]

goat of deck fixing

[glad oriole]

:3

[obtuse snow]

i hate obelisk

every c++ player up and down the server will claim obelisk to be peak but im afraid its unfun and mid

[dire granite]

issue with scholar is the scoring is only really helpful for the early antes but good luck drawing aces consistently

[glad oriole]

vagabond is the best tarotgen in the game tf you mean middle of the roa

[obtuse snow]

i wouldnt say its slop

but i wouldnt say its peak either

[glad oriole]

it is a solid joker

[obtuse snow]

obelisk is just mid

[glad oriole]

unfun i cant argue

thats not objectuve

[dire granite]

im purposely not getting c++ so i can claim its peak and break this statement

[glad oriole]

but its is objectively powerful

if it isnt for you then uhhh skill issue idk

[ionic hinge]

had a obelisk run where my most played hand was 5 3 of a kind

[dire granite]

yeah guys free x.2 scaling mult for spamming 15 pairs in the first 3 antes is terrible, jimbo plese buff

[wary torrent]

i HATE obelisk!

[ionic hinge]

I somehow brought it all the way to ante 8 without resetting it.

[placid turret]

i fr had to risk losing 6 times just to load up hc for obelisk (which i had like level 13 on due to burnt) and the run won later on because of bs

[ionic hinge]

I mean I also had three copies of it because of ghost deck

[dire granite]

thats why you dont inflate obelisk with hc

[glad oriole]

i hate blobelisk. too much think. balatro isnt for thinking.

[dire granite]

you can be forced to play hc, you're never forced to play a pair

[placid turret]

i cry myself to sleep if i do run into that situation

no better way than that

[ionic hinge]

I will have to agree with Barry there you inflate it with pair early on. And then either switch to high card or literally anything else

[dire granite]

there's also the fact that obelisk is best set up with pairs and pairs happen to be the strongest hand, would be different if the meta was like 4oak

[placid turret]

it was already a highcard build so like im sorry

[wintry halo]

try doing a pairless run that happens to have obbylicks as your only x mult source

[dire granite]

3oak on abandoned and its free

[obtuse snow]

nuh uh

[glad oriole]

yuh uh

meow :3

[unborn zephyr]

I got a w seed

[unborn zephyr]

[glad oriole]

true!

[unborn zephyr]

Photograph+ sock and bussin + hanging chad on ante 2

[ionic hinge]

What type of seed? A vegetable a fruit or maybe a tree or flower

[placid turret]

pairless+++ where you cannot play any hand containing pairs and you have to gold stake all jokers on like idk erratic

[glad oriole]

socking my buskin

[glad oriole]

the other type

.>

[unborn zephyr]

Seeds? (I am a bird)

!!!!

[wary torrent]

when i get c+ i'm changing my name to c+ba

[dire granite]

could probably convince doc to do smth like this if he hasnt

[glad oriole]

wouldnt be the hardest tjing hes done i reckon

[ionic hinge]

All you would have to do is play straights which is annoying but could be done

[glad oriole]

high card would become meta in abscence of pair

[dire granite]

reset until the flint or needle doesnt kill you

[placid turret]

wait actually i have the most ragebait idea ever

you have to make your deck not have any pairs by ante 8

(only 1 card of each rank)

[ionic hinge]

That would suck.

[flat lantern]

what does ragebait even mean anymore isn’t that just a challenge run

[cedar echo]

Hc, straights, flushes easy

[placid turret]

see message i sent above

[glad oriole]

BAHAHHHAHHAHAHA

too bad for you im a f

ucking homosexual

[wary torrent]

i can't ping mods

ok good

[glad oriole]

why naut

[wary torrent]

the whole

uhh

[glad oriole]

context: there was a scam bot

[wary torrent]

revolt thing

[glad oriole]

yes yes

[wary torrent]

anyway

[glad oriole]

truth nuke

i was about to at mods

despite my gripes i still hate scam bots

[wary torrent]

ragebait (cballenge):
1/10 keypresses do not register. If one fails, a appears and you cannot try doing that exact thing again.

[placid turret]

wat the fuck

[lament ravine]

Woo! I just finished gold stake on the black deck. (Playing on Switch 2)

[next current]

nice

[upper solstice]

Would break my keyboard

10/10

[arctic marlin]

I would press my left mouse button three times after it was disabled before restarting balatro thinking it crashed
repeat until challenge complete 🔥

[weak wyvern]

i have 3 mimes in my deck and no blueprint

i love this game

[tardy hound]

bob🙂

[glad oriole]

bob

[pliant sedge]

@solemn elm omg I was going to make a gif of the banana plush….

You beat me….

[toxic gulch]

bob

[glad oriole]

bob the

bob

[toxic gulch]

bobthemonday

[wary torrent]

wise words

[flint copper]

Just realised that the Jimball page is literally being maintained by you

You’re not kidding

[toxic gulch]

wait what

[flint copper]

Or it was, I think

You’re a true funkytowner

[wary torrent]

wait fr

[flint copper]

There should be a Jimboballisk (Jimball + Obelisk)

Gains Xmult when you play hands consecutively

[flint copper]

Fusion Joker modders

[wary torrent]

gains X0 mult if played hand is different or the same to previous hand

[flint copper]

Broken

[fathom marlin]

well thats just wonderful

[wary torrent]

currently X1 mult

[flint copper]

Stop buffing it

[uncut sapphire]

Does anyone here know how to Mod balatro?

[fathom marlin]

majik

[wary torrent]

sorry, i'm a card buffing addict

[uncut sapphire]

oh wait this is the wrong channel for that question

[acoustic cradle]

hi

[dark tiger]

Hi

[acoustic cradle]

Hi

Bro

[steel nimbus]

the challenges are really hard by now

[trim oyster]

#🕹・game-discussion Is so active that I could see this server having something like what the Multiversus discord did where there's just 'game discussion 2', and then there's more of a chance for people to have longer conversations about the game with the chats being more seperated, though there are also downsides to this of course

[round gulch]

Balatro balatrez está jugando balatro

[static sand]

i got completion at 19.9 hours woohoo

gonna get all gold stake

[glad oriole]

fair actually i feel like theres sometimes overlapping convos

[amber rune]

I searched Jimball and the fat kid from Boss Baby showed up

[flint copper]

Animal farm

[brazen briar]

That's just worse card sharp

[flint copper]

How?

Oh, I see

Any hand can be followed up with any hand without breaking the streak

And the XMult keeps climbing

[flat lantern]

0/10 ragebait I fell asleep before responding

or something like that

[broken carbon]

sup im new

[neat narwhal]

sup

[solemn elm]

By over a week lol

I did it 9 days ago

[strange thorn]

How is the Balatro Discord server still gaining new members almost every hour

[solemn elm]

Its a fairly popular game

and thats not very fast yk

[strange thorn]

Yeah, but I’ve not encountered such steady income that has not even dipped a moment over the course of a year in any other server

[solemn elm]

It definitely has

[dusk cosmos]

[tidal crypt]

for context I beat the game with C++ (like 2 months ago)
I changed my game language to jp because I am learning jp
and I realized how little of the language I actually needed to play through the game at this point 😭

I wonder if someone who's never played the game could do like a challenge run trying to beat the game with just a gist of the basic rules and never reading (anything except numbers)

[ivory crag]

so

ummmm

[cinder path]

hi guys

[tough sinew]

Hi

[void bison]

fucking

[candid lily]

hey is a free negative baron seed rare

[tardy pelican]

yes

[sinful bay]

who pinged me 💔

[umbral hazel]

I'm jonkling it 🚐

[acoustic cradle]

[fiery spire]

Weekend gambling

[wet ruin]

sssdfg spotted in the wild

[acoustic cradle]

Babem or just Bem bro

[signal oracle]

What are yalls favorite balatrolikes

Im thinking of buying passant

[glad oriole]

i dont like any balatro likes

[dark tiger]

[acoustic cradle]

[dark tiger]

[acoustic cradle]

[pliant sedge]

I was gonna do it right when I heard about it

[inland kindle]

because people
love balatro

balatrez

[fierce rain]

yall ever wish you had spider-man powers but realize they would be ultimately useless because you live in a suburban town with no buildings to swing from

i think about this a lot

[glad oriole]

they would not be useless

have you not seen that man fight

hes strong as fuck

[fierce rain]

who am i gonna fight though

[glad oriole]

uh

doc oc obciously

[fierce rain]

only people who’d fight me are the methheads

and i don’t wanna get poked by a needle

[glad oriole]

just like web them up

[fierce rain]

yeah but my issue is i wouldn’t be able to escape

and the police would catch me

the only reason spiderman gets away with it at the start is because he can thwhip away

i might be better off choosing the powers of someone like Superman or Invincible

or even Green Lantern

that’d be cool, as much as he’s hated in modern times

think about both being able to fly and to summon objects at will

[acoustic cradle]

Richard nixon???

😱

[fierce rain]

hello gato

[acoustic cradle]

Hi Nixon

[sharp valley]

hello chat

[brazen briar]

How to make square joker good: you can't.
But actually:

1. Play on magic deck.
2. Get square joker for some godforsaken reason.
3. Get spare trousers.
4. Get a Uranus.
   (Tip: it could be good to get a constellation!)
5. Use the two Fools you have to get two more Uranus's and use them.
6. Continue the two pair run.
   And done!

[fierce rain]

looks like i’m starting 2 week minecraft phase again

[candid kernel]

how to make square joker good: play 4 of any cards

[rugged zealot]

hola

[rigid night]

Fun fact about my parents, they're online shoppers. They'll buy from anywhere once

1. Temu

[inland kindle]

i mean he has super strength and a spider sense, imagine the things you could do with that

[fierce rain]

yeah but if you could choose to be a superhero everyone says spider man

but anyone has super strength

and spider sense is very situational

[compact stump]

fuck no

i’m invincible

atom eve is op too

[fierce rain]

THATS WHAT IM SAYING

lowk id pick Atom Eve or Green Lantern

eve is stronger

[compact stump]

Atom eve without the lil restriction thingy would be so op

[inland kindle]

yeah i get it, i also liked the idea of ​​being Spiderman but after they implemented the rule that some tragedy has to happen to you for character development, I didn't like the idea as much, i rather have be a god like thor

[compact stump]

just turning people in tungsten cubes

[fierce rain]

comic spoilers: ||plus she’s immortal too||

[compact stump]

True…

[fierce rain]

||eve just can’t die||

||like when she dies of old age she respawns as a teenager/early 20s||

[compact stump]

Richard files

[fierce rain]

but like if i don’t like someone i can just make the air inside their lungs slightly denser

[inland kindle]

you think you can withstand serious beatings like invincible?

[fierce rain]

but why would i need to withstand beatings

[compact stump]

make it lead

[fierce rain]

who am i fighting irl

like ffs if this is real life i’d just fly around and make shit

[compact stump]

tru

[fierce rain]

prolly act like season 2 eve trying to help people out

[inland kindle]

i think that if superpowers become real in real life, then a supervillain wouldn't be such a ridiculous idea.

i mean

think about it

[fierce rain]

i may or may not inflate the economy a bit

[compact stump]

and fucking it up?

[fierce rain]

but that’s a sacrifice i’m willing to make

[inland kindle]

literally “The Boys” Plot

[fierce rain]

nuh uh i’d be smarter

[compact stump]

Hell nah

[fierce rain]

i’d just give people things not build things

[compact stump]

like what

[fierce rain]

i more meant like putting out fires and stuff

[compact stump]

that fair

[fierce rain]

or giving the homeless food

idk

like solve world hunger

put out wildfires

spawn mountains of cash for my numerous trips to the casino

[compact stump]

theeeere you go

that’s what i wanted to see

[fierce rain]

i’d spend a while trying to recreate the notch apple from minecraft

you’d think with enough science and unlimited resources i could basically make any item from fiction

idk

i just think there are some great things that could be done with that power without killing people

sure the government would want to kill me

or capture me

but i can literally change molecules

they can’t trap me

[inland kindle]

that is Mr Manhattan Storyline

[fierce rain]

they can’t hold me

what are they going to do

i can’t die

i can’t be captured

but realistically i’d just fly around

and help people i know

i’d try to live a similar life but i’d just be able to fly and shit

spawn coffee

all that junk

[slim junco]

Dr Manhattan?

[amber rune]

If I had superpowers i would make those ppl who think doing wheelies in public is gonna impress anyone fall over and break their leg

[slim junco]

If I had superpowers, I would teleport myself to places I wanted to go

[opaque scroll]

Richard Nixon????????

[fierce rain]

yes

true!

[earnest tusk]

.

[hallow yarrow]

If i had superpowers i would play balatro

[rare brook]

HOLY SHIT IT'S JOHN BALALA

[hallow yarrow]

hello i am jimbo

[long atlas]

so i’m replaying let’s go eevee right

bout an hour 15 in, still in viridian forest trying to find a bulbasaur

[glad oriole]

mreow :3

[long atlas]

can someone tell me how i found a full odds shiny kakuna before a fucking bulbasaur

[cedar echo]

I'm Baseball Card

[glad oriole]

sukuna

👀

i am skinky

[long atlas]

erm you are actually srimky

dawg can’t spell her own name smh

[cedar echo]

Stay at 5/150 smh

[long atlas]

trust me i absolutely will

thus the forever part

[cedar echo]

Which 5 have you gold stickered

[long atlas]

hack wee dna holo and half

[glad oriole]

grrrrr

[amber rune]

If I had superpowers i would eat a burger because it tastes good

[long atlas]

it was on anaglyph and literally the ante after was the negative skip

had 13 double tags in the chamber 😞

[cedar echo]

Just play other decks then

[long atlas]

i know i’m tryin c+ rn

[glad oriole]

just take other skips then

negative skip isnt the only skip and frankly isnt even that good on anaglyph

[long atlas]

c++ is in no way on my radar, i’d actually genuinely die trying

[compact vortex]

I prefer C# myself

And Python

[long atlas]

true but consider how funny 18/150 on one gold stake run would be

[glad oriole]

hahahahahahahahahha

[glad oriole]

or maybe youll get jokers youve already stickered

and also if youre going for c+ that dont matter

[long atlas]

i know but i decided im absolutely never doing c++ after the gold stake win

meh i’ll play for fun!

no goals in mind

[scenic cliff]

Im a balatro player ill play any stake once

[long atlas]

technically true

you need to play every stake at least once to get gold seal so the punchline doesn’t hold up here

1. blue stake

[rigid night]

Here's how you do it:
Fun fact about my parents, they're online shoppers
They'll buy from ANYWHERE once!

1. Temu

[scenic cliff]

😭 bruh

[long atlas]

i’m a beginner balatro player, i’ll play any build once

1. photochad

i’m an intermediate/expert balatro player, i’ll play any build once

1. pairslop

[stark hornet]

pairslop lmao

[rugged zealot]

hola

[cold idol]

and 3oak

don't forget 3oak

[hasty socket]

a visitor... Hmmm... Indeed

[glad oriole]

i have slept too long

the kingdom of heaven has long since forgotten my name

[amber rune]

Fuck

Ok i was just testing cuz my message got blocked

I was so close to beating green stake black deck and then the water shows up and decides to kindly put an end to my run

I hate black deck so much

[brittle oasis]

except white and black and gold '

yea

[glad oriole]

green stake

[wary torrent]

red stake is the worst stake

it's just white stake but marginally more annoying

[amber rune]

Yah

I’m not very good

[brittle oasis]

Imo blue stake is

[rigid night]

Blue is the worst part of the game. It's not terrible on its own, but that's why purple is so brutal

[zenith oxide]

Ball ahhh tro

[broken torrent]

Just playing gold stake anaglyph, found an shop 1 riff raff, in two rounds i got 2 polychrome jokers

[somber delta]

I get pinged?

[novel goblet]

jimbo is goated

[gentle wind]

Hi

[brazen briar]

Thank you.

[pale haven]

I need help

😥

[long atlas]

what with

[pale haven]

We can talk in dm?

Here discord

😥

[long atlas]

if it’s not balatro related then file a ticket with mods

not comfortable going to dms

[pale haven]

Ohhh ok

Don't worry

[long atlas]

are you in like immediate danger or something

[pale haven]

No, no, hahaha, it's something embarrassing that's happening to me

[inland kindle]

he is

i’m about to enter his home

[pale haven]

And I didn't know who to talk to

[long atlas]

gotcha, best of luck twin!

[pale haven]

Thx

[inland kindle]

hmmm

but @long atlas

he can go to #🃏・off-topic

no?

[long atlas]

what

oh true

[inland kindle]

Bruh

[long atlas]

well i assumed it was an issue

so i figured to get a mod to help

[inland kindle]

@pale haven you can go to #🃏・off-topic and talk about it

[long atlas]

but if it’s a personal issue um i actually wouldn’t suggest sharing it with strangers on the internet

[junior blaze]

Would anyone be willing to help me on a run through of a blue stake game? I am pretty new to Balatro, and struggle seeing things in my game that I see on videos.

[inland kindle]

i mean yeah, you have a point but it’s the internet tbh

if it’s serious then yeah, report it

i mean look at off topic

LOOK

at the last image

[pale haven]

Nooooo

Forget it

😭

I probably already solved it

[muted moth]

ah yes,

balala

[true yacht]

@past osprey check my message

[thick ledge]

Balatro is life

Balatro is love

Let me copy andy with blueprint

[cobalt sonnet]

horse

[glad oriole]

if it could then it'd also gave to copy the dowside

[tardy garnet]

[cinder path]

finally got balatro

[obsidian saddle]

hai

[golden coral]

Happy women's day

[acoustic cradle]

God extinguished the dinosaurs because they never created Balatro

[acoustic cradle]

Jimbo???!

[brazen briar]

Pls be quiet I'm watching The Visitor Episode 2: Sleepover Slaughter.

[acoustic cradle]

[inland kindle]

remember to sleep your full 8 hours

[daring zodiac]

Nah

[rigid night]

I'm just imagining you getting scolded by the game speech

[daring zodiac]

Eto…. Blehhhh

[inland kindle]

yah

[acoustic cradle]

Never meet your idols

🥀

[acoustic cradle]

maybe

[rigid night]

He's trying to get some relaxation in after driving a forklift and mocking bad players

[inland kindle]

ik you speak español

[acoustic cradle]

Wow, that's surprising. It's not like my name is in Spanish and I'm sending stickers from Spanish speaking servers

[rigid night]

For some reason, this game is HUGE in Latin America

[inland kindle]

what i’m trying to say is that i know very well the kind of humor you like by looking at your stickers or emotes

because i’m from latin america as well

well.. grew up in there

[rigid night]

Yo soy un gringo

[inland kindle]

i might be

[rigid night]

I was calling myself one

I'm from the USA

[inland kindle]

i know

[inland kindle]

same

[acoustic cradle]

nope, that's not my sense of humor. I only act like that on public servers

[inland kindle]

so what is your sense of humor

[acoustic cradle]

This is my multi, honestly, I just adapt to the other person's sense of humor,idk

multi

[wary torrent]

chess battle advanced

[inland kindle]

you mean your alt

♟️

[acoustic cradle]

I like to play chess

[wary torrent]

battle advanced

[acoustic cradle]

I have an Elo rating of around 2000 on chess.com

Wait, I think I'm not understanding something

[acoustic cradle]

Are you referring to the game?

[wary torrent]

the game chess battle advanced

developed by leonardo "stratshotplayer" vergara

also one of my vocal stims

[acoustic cradle]

Ohh

Mb

[acoustic cradle]

do you speak Spanish?

[inland kindle]

i do

both English and Spanish

[acoustic cradle]

also

[winged iris]

Ola

[acoustic cradle]

[stray vault]

I dont speak English

[toxic gulch]

I dont speak English (sorry for bad english)

[cerulean spruce]

hi guys

question: worst jokers in ur opinion

[dapper creek]

splash

baron

[untold kettle]

@full kayak check my message on message request

[cold idol]

idol

[hasty socket]

Idol

[atomic merlin]

baron

[cerulean spruce]

in my opinion ride the bus

[dapper creek]

wait yes idol for sure

[dapper creek]

i used to think that but recently i discovered that it’s actually quite good

[cerulean spruce]

really?

I didn't like the idea of not playing faces

[cold idol]

ride the bus is very good

[hasty socket]

that deck that doesn't have face cards

[cerulean spruce]

u right

[dapper creek]

“that deck”?

[dapper creek]

me neither but once i forced myself to i didn’t regret it

[cerulean spruce]

abandoned deck i think

[dapper creek]

yeah

[devout heath]

Guys all my deck progression stakes and wins got reset but my collection didnt

I dont know what to do

[tropic spear]

help me out

[serene fable]

hmm i finally got a win with all decks on gold stake, but didnt get the steam achievement?
ive never used a seeded run or a mod for the game, is it a known bug, or doesnt it just take some time?

oh "it triggers on your next win, deck and stake doesn't matter"

[timid cedar]

yeah, the achievement is slightly bugged

the game checks for the progress before you actually get the progress

[raw ermine]

anyone knows if a cross-platform cloud saving data feature is releasing in 1.1?

[serene fable]

it indeed triggered after the next win. thanks 🙂 i feel complete :)))

[timid cedar]

this will happen again for c++ so don't worry when you get there

[serene fable]

ah ok good to know, at my pace that might happen in 2061

[ocean wolf]

WAIT THE SHEET SUGGESTIONS GOT KILLED

🫡

[dark tiger]

[chrome swift]

day 1 of
balatro?
more like balls

[normal plume]

Greetings chat i have no console to play, just interested in the fanart and potential physical card game

Also whichever one you toasts know me ur bad at balatro, "your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries"-john cleese :b

[flint copper]

what

[steel fiber]

it's a thing from Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail

[normal plume]

Ye:3

[normal plume]

Your my favorite human now

[cosmic tiger]

LETS GOOOOO I WON MY FIRST RUN OF BALATRO!!!!

[boreal scarab]

GGs, what deck?

[cosmic tiger]

photochad, hologram (x4 mult), spare trousers, and raised fist saved my run 🥹

[cosmic tiger]

red

[boreal scarab]

Nice

Thats what I run my first run on as well for Playstation

Did it on Yellow for mobile

[cosmic tiger]

no way

[steel fiber]

congrats!

[bleak folio]

One question, is it possible to install mods on Balatro Mobile?

[cinder path]

idk

[normal plume]

Valve tf2 spaghetti code coconut spotted

Happy women month

🗣️ 🔥 🔥 🔥

[uneven dust]

my dad would have been 235 today if he was born 235 years ago

[opaque scroll]

NOT real

Women are fake

[obsidian iris]

yes but im pretty sure talking about it isnt allowed here

[stray vault]

Balls

[hard obsidian]

How to beat purple stake.
I am stuck at early game

[vernal tartan]

Purple and green stake arent really something to give much advice for as its just doing what you do but better

Just keep note of the scores needed in the next blinds so you dont think you need less than you do i guess

[plucky crane]

I guess all I'd say is be intentional and try to get a solid idea of a build earlier on, so you're not fighting to make something work in the later antes

[long atlas]

#⚙・modding-general

also no i don’t think you can on mobile

[lost vector]

You can if you use a PC emulator on mobile like Winlator

[brave salmon]

There's a software for it

[brazen briar]

I'm back.

[brave salmon]

Needs you to convert your PC installation w/ mods to an .apk file

[brazen briar]

Bro my gaming chair is here

[brave salmon]

No way is that Jimbo from hit game Balatro™

[brazen briar]

Yes.

All hail

[brave salmon]

Say the phrase jimbo

[brazen briar]

The house always wins!

I'm going to game-discussion to help players now.

[digital nimbus]

Ep

Evil

🐴🔫🐖

🗣️🔫🐴

Is this tuff ✌🥺

[light sorrel]

will there be an update soon?

[neat narwhal]

hello

[obtuse snow]

im not a big fan of the government

[obtuse snow]

no

[glad oriole]

the horse always wind

wins

[sharp cliff]

no

maybe

probably not

[glad oriole]

its out when its out

[sharp cliff]

i mod my OWN updates

[ionic hinge]

Tsk tsk tsk

[daring zodiac]

Balatro 2

[snow gorge]

I need to see an otzdarva joker mod because it would be funny

[balmy quail]

become crab

[cobalt sonnet]

become lobster

[visual basin]

they should

[brazen briar]

I am Jimbo.

And if you need advice or help on the game I will help.

[toxic gulch]

#🃏・off-topic message which suits are yall

[brazen briar]

[eager fossil]

yo im gay

[brazen briar]

Okay.

[eager fossil]

i love you Jimbo

[brazen briar]

I am Jimbo and I approve of this message- ...as a friend right? AS A FRIEND RIGHT?????

[eager fossil]

[brazen briar]

I'm never giving you good cards again.

I'm LITERALLY PAPER

PAPER!!!

📃 📃 📃

[signal sonnet]

Actually most playing cards typically found in casinos are made of plastic

This allows players to bend their cards without creasing them

[wary torrent]

actually i converted all my cards to glass

[deep forum]

Balatro

2

[placid turret]

HELL YEAH

[carmine shale]

mountain roar

[wary torrent]

hess

[balmy meadow]

i want a mod that shows for a brief moment what the jokers when you buy it like in roffle his videos is there a mod for this or does he really edit those all in

[wary torrent]

i think he edits them

there is a mod called slay the jokers for streamers

i think

[balmy meadow]

i found it is is riff raff

nevermind doesnt work with multiplayer

if anyone finds this dm me pls

[long atlas]

they appear in the livestreams, unless his livestreams are prerecorded

[wary torrent]

yeah roffle chat is just so predictable that he can just prerecord the whole thing without anyone noticing

[long atlas]

true

[livid elbow]

Kip the first two blinds and get the chromatic DNA aunked then reroll shop for baron + present thing for extremely good baron run start
WEX9ALAG

This the seed have fun

[signal stratus]

Joker that makes it so joker editions trigger every time the joker triggers instead of just once at the end

Don't know if it should be rare or legendary

Or what to call it

Thats why I put it here instead of suggestions

[signal stratus]

For example, if you have a polychrome baron, it'll trigger the polychrome every time the baron triggers

[cosmic tide]

balatro on android makes me sad. I am approaching a completionist-plus run, but I only activated achievements recently, and the game only adds achievements AS they are achieved. Ones I have already achieved seem to not be listed.

[abstract furnace]

i think uncommon, op for early game and falls off late game

[rare hollow]

eternal egg is an abomination against god

[abstract furnace]

says everybody until they taste the sweet 50 bucks temperance

[rare hollow]

very true

[inland kindle]

he uses a mod called “riff-raff” also known as the “joker popup visual mod” he credits the mod in the description of his videos

[cunning axle]

anyone have any recs for fun balatro university gold stake ante 8 runs where he does some crazy pivot or like sells all his jokers at the last minute

[cloud flame]

@everyone hi friends im neeww in balatro and i want to know what does the voucher of nothing is for? i dont know how to use it but my frined always told me lthat i must buy that shit

[west spear]

Mods smite this person now

C'mon you've warned for less 🔥

[glad oriole]

why though

its not like saying @everyone here does anything

[west spear]

Paws at-

You

[glad oriole]

errrm no roleplay

[tame mango]

Ping @opal knot

[glad oriole]

banned

banished

[glad oriole]

:3c

[compact vortex]

beat Gold stake with Checkered deck
can't even beat Green stake on Plasma deck
Am I brain damaged or

[wary torrent]

@opal knot @narrow yew @green quiver

[compact vortex]

n-no...

[sacred frigate]

It doesn’t work lol

[sacred frigate]

I mean I can answer your question

blank voucher is the tier one/prereq of the antimatter voucher (which is +1 joker slot, a potent effect)
but to unlock antimatter, you have to buy blank ten times in ten games first

[cloud flame]

@sacred frigate oooo thanks and sorry my friend ily

[rose tundra]

Do you need developer?

[frozen oxide]

[rare hollow]

blank is a bit of a throwaway until you get antimatter unlocked of course. i think it was one of the final things i unlocked, and usually bought blank on bad runs that i was willing to give up on for the point towards 10 to unlock.
now i hope for it early to get that extra slot depending on the deck and economy

[glad oriole]

why did you ping me

enters sigma wolf mode

[rare hollow]

also just got swashbuckler so i'm not complaining anymore

[opal knot]

Yo

[flint copper]

I would be a sigma wolf but I’m too small and adorable

[brittle oasis]

so a beta?

[flint copper]

Beep boop

Prototype, more like

[sharp peak]

Is there any way to get past the”blue stake won’t unlock’ Error?

[sharp phoenix]

how to beat ghost orange stake

[viscid lark]

been a long long time since ive been in here

[sharp phoenix]

E18... how

[rare hollow]

you need enough points mister p

[sharp phoenix]

your kidding..

I cant get past ante 12

[viscid lark]

glass red seal

[sharp phoenix]

On kings?

Im the worst deck builder so 80% of time I use checkered deck
20% of the time I suffer

[viscid lark]

if i remember correctly yes, had hanging chad and sock and buskin with some other jokers

[tame mango]

Hi everyone, how you doing?

[sharp phoenix]

Ooh fun

@opal knot

[viscid lark]

yeah it was a fun run. probably my most enjoyable

[rare hollow]

jokes aside i was just playing ghost deck and kinda hated it. so much riding on early rounds and that hex card, wasn't vibing

but when it hits you can go far

[sharp phoenix]

Yeah my personal fav deck is plasma

Does the work for you if you level up high card and have 3 stuntman. 750 chips and then its about 375 each which is very good

[rare hollow]

idk, there are plenty of joker synergies that will work to get to billions even, but to do that you need high scaling mults chips peter out really early on higher stakes

need high base chips from planets or joker, then go nuts on the mult whatever scales with a multiplier

[solemn elm]

PLUTO COMES OUT TODAY

THE GAME

YEAH. THE DWARF PLANET IS COMING OUT AS TRANS TODAY 🔥

[flint copper]

And/or gay

[toxic girder]

Hi, anyone want to play? I'm new

[solemn elm]

Pluto is so peak

the art style is peak and the gameplay is very fun

theres a free demo out on steam

[flint copper]

It seems a bit complex for me

[daring zodiac]

What is that

[flint copper]

Then again, I felt this way about balatro too

[solemn elm]

i thought that too about pluto and balatro

[opal knot]

am doing okay i guess

sorry for latye reply just woke up

[neat kelp]

whats a good place to find opponents for mulitplayer/

[fathom copper]

multiplayer balatro discord server /nsrs

[sharp cliff]

put a 1 at the end of that...

that is my high score

still want e308 tho

[sharp phoenix]

bro teach me

Some day can I call you and you coach me while I play?

[rugged zealot]

hola

[tame mango]

Good

[rugged zealot]

Hola

son españoles?

[fossil basin]

Srimp?

[honest fox]

Guys, I need you to please like this post, it's from a school project, if it's not too annoying

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DVhpr9kDJ36/?igsh=MXZtc3J0MTNuejJ0bw==

🥀

[tame whale]

apoco ai

si

[tame mango]

Yes

[tulip hemlock]

I tried the “fortlatro” mod for shits and giggles and was pleasantly surprised, especially playing against my friend in multiplayer.

[unkempt oriole]

Is naneinf doable on ps5? I just had a run that got to the final serpent and my game got stuck in a crash loop at like 38 cards in hand.

[rose girder]

Qn tiene el minecraft de ps4 q me pase

[inland kindle]

turning 22 tmr

[green quiver]

OI

[wary torrent]

hey

[wraith spruce]

Hello balatro chat

What wonders do you have in store for me today

[pearl raft]

Da hourse is here

[inland kindle]

it’s my birthday

[sterile mesa]

i lost so many runs with the black and checkered deck on gold stake and atp i think i forgot how to play the game correctly

[autumn shell]

Happy birthday then

[static sand]

happy balarthday

[boreal scarab]

Happy birthday

Also, morning Jimbocord

[quaint fiber]

[placid turret]

hello jimbcord

[gritty sage]

good morning

[boreal scarab]

Heyo, hows it going?

You doing better than yesterday?

[placid turret]

ye, been feeling better after hitting the gym with some friends

[toxic gulch]

@locale-thunk is is it true big balatro is made by big casino to get people to gamble?

[pine urchin]

balalo

[pine urchin]

no local thunk literally got a lawyer to make sure casinos cant use his game for gambling even after his death

[toxic gulch]

not to use as a gambling game, but to use to make people want to gamble (this is a joke btw big balatro would never)

[flint copper]

*puts away knife

[pine urchin]

whut

[near plover]

@rose jewel

[rose jewel]

HAAAA

NO WAY

LMAO

[near plover]

i am real

i joined the server just to find u lmao

[rose jewel]

oh pfft

insane work

[near plover]

glad i could find u twin

[cosmic marsh]

is there a website where I can see every joker that affects a certain hand type

[sinful bay]

wsp chat

[cosmic marsh]

like I can control F "straight" and see all jokers that affect straights

is there like a hidden wiki page for it

just wanna know what to reroll for

[ancient sequoia]

Why you name the jokers Steven Todd and Jimbo?

Whyd*

[long atlas]

here i can answer this one

jimbo because it’s funny and starts with j

steven because it rhymes with even (he effects even cards)

todd because it rhymes with odd (he effects odd cards)

[half whale]

maybe use normal search on the wiki

[hasty blaze]

How many hours do you comrades have in balatro

[ocean willow]

Hey y'all!

[toxic gulch]

or you could wish for a qol life feature and not be a smartass and tell them to look it up

[half whale]

or I was simply giving them the easiest solution I could think of

[true linden]

310 I think

[half whale]

instead of simply going “yeah wish we had that in game” when they are clearly asking for an external tool

[worldly ore]

The past 3 times my body has betrayed me I simply play balatro to pass the time

[umbral hazel]

I'm jonkling it 💽

[boreal scarab]

Currently like 45 across all platforms

[cosmic marsh]

no worko

[half whale]

ah well

I don’t know of any other tool that would work

maybe it says on the page for the hand type

[lavish cargo]

John Klare

[spice pollen]

Only?

[solemn elm]

~1000

[sharp cliff]

~900

[opaque scroll]

~10

[visual basin]

I'd like to thank balatro for teaching me how to play poker (kinda)

[steel fiber]

on switch, 275 hours, on steam, 1,951.7 hours

[torn pendant]

did someone finish the gold sticker achievement on every joker?

[boreal scarab]

I got the game like a month ago

[gilded skiff]

lol

[glad oriole]

all it really teaches you is the handtypes

its like knowing how the pieces move in chess

[shrewd imp]

Me pulling out pieces of glass at poker and doubling my winning bet

[livid elbow]

Yoooooooo, hey is it still against the rules to talk about mods for mobile balatro?

[autumn quiver]

[slender gale]

holy yorick

goated legendary joker

[autumn quiver]

ye

[fickle flicker]

Is there any vr mod?

[twin prairie]

You just have to keep all modding chat in the #⚙・modding-general and respective channels

[candid kernel]

do i take halu over dusk

[hardy flume]

Elephant

[candid kernel]

oh wrong channel

[hasty socket]

IT'S HIM

[wary torrent]

chess battle advanced

[dawn flame]

Bro wants to be addressed

[austere ore]

good afternoon friends

just saw a game on Reddit that looks like the much-higher-quality version of the game I've been developing for months
and now I'm depressed lol

[glad oriole]

👀 👃 👂

[bleak panther]

796 on square joker is a wr right??

[raven ice]

doubt it

actually

prolly

[bleak panther]

no way bro i got on gold stake unseeded

by accident

[raven ice]

200 hands

uhh

no

its not

its prolly around 1500

more i bet

lemme find it

ok i think you hold it for unseeded gold

[dusk tartan]

why is there no like

balatro hot takes video on YouTube

that would be a very interesting video

[royal temple]

That would be #🕹・game-discussion compiled into a video

[worldly canyon]

She said I can be the odd todd to her even steven

I'm in love

[finite surge]

breaks down door MIKU DAY

[tulip fulcrum]

i've found a seed that probably could've been strong

even tho i'm not good enough to play it good

i found perkeo and blueprint ante 4 and analyzing the seed there was brainstorm ante 5/6 i think, i can send it if anyone wanna check it out

[sharp valley]

hello chat

[tulip fulcrum]

hello

[cyan wadi]

no

[amber rune]

Is a flush worth more than a straight just bcs thats how it is in poker

[finite surge]

YES

MIKU DAY

[cyan wadi]

no

dodo day

[amber rune]

I bought poker night at the inventory that games fire as shit

[south nacelle]

whoa whoa

[rugged zealot]

Do you speak Spanish or what?

[autumn shell]

Miku best girl

[spare mist]

Good evening chat Im stuck at w*rk

[shut elbow]

Hey everyone!

I just wanted to say hi and that I started a youtube channel where I play Balatro! I only have 6 parts currently, but i will add more

[sour peak]

Kid named Kasane Teto:

[autumn shell]

Yeah she’s thicc

[sour peak]

Oh

[glad oriole]

thats all you have to say about her

incredibke

[autumn shell]

Nah that’s not all of it

[glad oriole]

well its all you said

[acoustic cradle]

[autumn shell]

Bruh she’s literally a hologram what else does she have?

[glad oriole]

.

music

lmao

thats like her job

[autumn shell]

It’s technically not hers

[solemn elm]

???

what do you mean not hers

[glad oriole]

well yeah shes a vocaloid

[solemn elm]

yeah shes not a real person twin, we all know this

[autumn shell]

My point is that she’s a hologram at best

[glad oriole]

no shes a vocaloid

[acoustic cradle]

I think that automatically emphasizing her sexual characteristics before basically everything else that makes up the character is not a good argument

[autumn shell]

At worst just an marketing ploy to make “her” music more popular

[long atlas]

by your logic so is miku my man

[acoustic cradle]

And isn't Teto a Utaloid?

[glad oriole]

"her" music is music made using her voice

shes not just a marketing tool

do you dont know anything about teto

[glad oriole]

i unno i just call them all vocaloid

[autumn shell]

Idfk vocaloid lore is fucking confusing

[glad oriole]

gets rhe point accross

[solemn elm]

the term "vocaloid" has become a general term now

[long atlas]

yeah but when people say vocaloid we jus kinda roll with it bc we know what they mean

[autumn shell]

No actually

[glad oriole]

makes sense

[long atlas]

okay essentially lemme break it down for ya mark

she’s red fan made miku that got turned into official red fan made miku

and has imo better music than miku

burn me at the stake i like tetos music better

[glad oriole]

i have a few friends who really like her

[long atlas]

i feel like more people know teto for gooning than know her for music and it sad

[solemn elm]

that doesnt really mean much

also keep it PG

this is a 13+ server

[long atlas]

oh yeah mb

[glad oriole]

i doibt it

but eldiablo's comment doesnt give me hope

[acoustic cradle]

The truth is, Teto is a curious character, let's not even talk about his official political position according to his creator

[long atlas]

jus goin off the ‘she thick’ comment

anyways what’s y’all’s favorite vocaloid song

[solemn elm]

"his"? teto is she/her, no?

[glad oriole]

is she even thick i feel like her appearance varies between depictions

[glad oriole]

i unno

ive listened to like 2

[long atlas]

same with any vocaloid

[acoustic cradle]

It has no official gender,even its first sketch or concept was a man

[solemn elm]

pronouns are not gender

also teto's gender is "chimera"

[long atlas]

teto is she her

[glad oriole]

haii

probably

[long atlas]

but i falter on the forethought

[acoustic cradle]

Oh yeah, I was wrong about that, well, I got confused using the word, but I'm not that narrow minded XD

[long atlas]

i keep on running like a chicken with its head cut off

[glad oriole]

i meow on the meow

[long atlas]

i wonder if thunk knows miku

[glad oriole]

probs

[long atlas]

well i’m sure he knows miku

everyone is aware of miku or at least has been unintentionally exposed

does he like miku 🤔

[glad oriole]

idk

[autumn shell]

I’m fucking cooked if he sees what I said

[glad oriole]

where thunk :(

[glad oriole]

maybe dont say it if it breaks the rules

[long atlas]

he’s taking his me time

[acoustic cradle]

"If you're looking for a slightly more concrete answer, I recall that Teto's official doujin circle, TWINDRILL, stated that their gender is listed as "chimera," but it depends on the user's interpretation. It was part of a "Questions and Answers" section on their website, but it seems to be gone due to a recent site redesign… So you'll have to take my word for it, sorry.

The most popular interpretation is to use she/her, but again, you can use whatever you want"

[glad oriole]

alr

[fading topaz]

can i contact a mod, someone from this server sent me a invite link to a "casino" with real money stakes

[solemn elm]

https://web.archive.org/web/20230325062252/https://kasaneteto.jp/about_qa3.html

[long atlas]

#mod-mail

[fading topaz]

[solemn elm]

this is the source for the Q&A

[long atlas]

literally the two plushes i personally own are teto and jimbo

they sit ont he shelf right next to each other

everything else is my fiancées

[solemn elm]

i have jimbo and blahaj

[long atlas]

i was considering a blahaj or an alien

it’s a far out drive to a near ikea so next time i go ill prolly pick one up

[acoustic cradle]

I have two plushes, Gabriel from Ultrakill and Ralsie

[long atlas]

the millisecond a kris plushie comes out it is gegging bought

[brittle oasis]

W

[glad oriole]

i have sebastian solace plushi

i should lowkey get gabriel ultrakill

[brittle oasis]

I have a caine plush

[smoky owl]

Any one have any good seeds for someone just starting out? I have Red, Blue, Yellow, Green and black decks and white stake only

[smoky owl]

Both

[acoustic cradle]

Yep

[glad oriole]

:3

samw VA as sebatian

[acoustic cradle]

[acoustic cradle]

Thx

[sour peak]

LocalThunk is Jimbo bullying me when I lose because he’s insecure about his status as a joker

[glad oriole]

he makes fun if you bevause he thinks its funny

[sour peak]

He is wrong

[flint copper]

Jokes on him, I’m into that

this is definitely why I lose so many of my runs

yes

[dapper saffron]

just dont use seeds

unlock all decks then work your way up all stakes

[acoustic cradle]

[scenic cliff]

I'm a Seedsexual, i'll play any seed once!

1. ALEEB

[eager citrus]

Does balatro helps me at playing poker night

[acoustic cradle]

Maybe

[sour peak]

True

ALEEB is a fun seed

[blissful stone]

hey eveyrone

[fossil spindle]

Yo

[sturdy tangle]

h

[fiery yew]

get the banana out

maybe also uh get a magic the gathering card

[eager citrus]

Casinos hate me when i do that trick

😔

[fiery yew]

casinos hate it when i bring in an egg ive been carrying for 20 years

[glad oriole]

peak

[glad oriole]

that egg worth $21900

[fiery yew]

invest

[whole sundial]

Like this message if you have played a “pair” before! You’re in the “one percent” of people

[glad oriole]

0%*

[vital ferry]

No its just more addicting✌️

[native garnet]

After more than 300 hours I have officially gotten my first naneinf 🫡

Unseeded too

[stiff moat]

would you rather: have permanent seltzer or have permanent turtle bean

[slate steeple]

i hope guitar here makes me a better guitarist

[eager citrus]

Bro made a statement

[slender gale]

so wrong

even the dog left

[vivid island]

Permanent Turtle Bean after 13 rounds:

[hasty socket]

Name a joker who looks like they're planning to bomb everyone else

[cold idol]

madness

[plucky breach]

I was playing Poker Night at the inventory and Strong Bad mentioned a flush house 🗿

[slender gale]

nah

royal flush better

[meager glade]

flush house doesnt exist in real poker btw

[vast raft]

[prisma idol]

same with flush five

i would say 5 of a kind but a poker deck in casinos (at least where i live) shuffle multiple decks together so it's harder to card count

[slender gale]

one time

in balatro

i played a five of a kind with 5 cards of 5

need new hand

flush FOAK

[meager glade]

flush five

[slender gale]

FOAK = Five Of A Kind

[meager glade]

yeah thats flush five for you

[slender gale]

wait i forgot that exists

💔

[meager glade]

oh not even pics work there

[slender gale]

only in #🕹・game-discussion pics work

[meager glade]

[umbral hazel]

I'm jonkling it 🌏

[long atlas]

guess who just had a cav break

ruined my run smh

lowkey wait it’s fine

we got tricky ricky

and plus i’m discarding a lot so he should scale fast

#🕹・game-discussion message

fix the game thunk 😞

[tidal crypt]

I ruined another potential naneinf run 😭

[scenic cliff]

I'm a soulsexual, i'll get any soul card once!

1. Yorick

I'm a hacksexual, i'll tell any joke once!

1. I'm a hacksexual, i'll tell any joke once!
   1. I'm a hacksexual, i'll tell any joke once!
      1. Again!

[zinc tapir]

Call my

604098974

[visual basin]

you get turned on when cheating? weird fetish

[stoic lagoon]

I'll try Card Sharp twice

2. Sharp

Can someone please help me find my horse? He got lost with the srimp.

[stoic lagoon]

So.. I've been gone for a month.. have I missed anything?

[wary torrent]

funny you mention srimp

[stoic lagoon]

Srimp funny? Jonkler Srimp?

[raven ice]

guys

question

is 15 - 18 age gap in dating bad

[daring zodiac]

What lol

[raven ice]

uhh

is it?